KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Slobs & Skells

Episode Date: October 21, 2019

Yankees vs Astros dominates the week as Clancy and the Rocket fend off the weasel Yankee fans, the #SlobGate debocle, the Ellie stream and finally, burying the Yankees, dead in the dirtYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Oh. Kevin! You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Another week of CCK. Hey, Kevin. Coming off, you know, it's just like the air's a little fresher and the sun shines a little brighter. Yeah. Food tastes better.

Yeah. Drinks are colder. Sure. Yankees lose. They did lose. Took five hours and I feel like that's... Took five hours and like one extra second that the world barely even knew it was happening.

It was tough to watch. Oh, that was actually, as a Yankee hater, can't ask for a better scenario than like we missed it. Like the broadcast missed it and all of a sudden, pow, the game was over. Done. Like you didn't even know what fucking hit you. Oh no, I think it would be better for them to have to have seen it. I don't know, but like the look on their faces was priceless.

They like wanted a do-over because it wasn't televised. Knowing that Yankee fans were like, wait a minute, what? Like, no, like that, that almost makes it a little bit better for me. Like pure chaos. I think,

by the way, welcome back to commercial. You lose. Yeah. It's very funny. It's like into the bottom of the, Oh, okay.

It's very funny, but it would have been even funnier. I think to watch the way that they celebrate, they equally look as bad when they're disappointed. They are a spastic crew. It's the worst. I told them, just don't high five anymore. None of them can connect on high fives.

So I think people just don't like to see other people happy. So like last year, the Red Sox just like face fucked everybody. So obviously I was excited about that. Everyone hated me for that. And now I'm just calm and relaxed and they're going nuts because the Yankees are winning and they're like these fucking douchebags and good for you Carabas what it comes down to is like

nobody wants to see anybody happy and particularly when you're celebrating you're a grown man screaming and celebrating and happy at the TV you look like an asshole it's like what children do the videos that I got caught in on Saturday night I've gone back and rewatched them cause I'm watching the four other TVs. And there's multiple times where it looks like Willie is going to actually

trample me. Like when he's like celebrating. And like, I think at one point, like he hubs and Marty were high fiving and I actually put my hand like over my face. Please don't hit me. I'm like,

can I just watch this college football game? But they, I hate that by the way. I hate that. Like this football watch this college football game? But they. I hate that, by the way. I hate that, like. Multiple games going? Yeah. That was hard on Saturday night. Like, blending, like, two completely different sports together.

They're, like, they're upset about or happy about their bets. And I'm worried about the pitch. And someone will, like, get excited. And you're like, wait, what happened? It's like, oh, in a game they don't give a fuck about. Dude, in the Jets game, the middle TV was ahead at the very, very end. The last fucking play of the game, the middle TV was ahead. And I didn't realize that.

And at one point, as they're about to run their last play, Big Ebb's like, the middle one's ahead. And I thought he was talking about a formation or a lineup. And then they start celebrating because they didn't get the onside kick. And I was like, what? What's happening? I can't have that. I can't fucking have that.

I was looking bottom left the whole time. And I got fucked by it. We need to separate sports. We need to separate games. I said separating sports definitely needs to happen. Because nobody that's watching the stream understands what was going on. Because I got chirped all night on Saturday. Like, why are you there for the Yankees stream? I'm like, bitch, I'm not here for the Yankees stream.

I'm watching all four college football games that are massive. But because I'm stuck in the middle of Yankees fans, that's.'re like maybe in like the you know the beginning of your game they're at the end of their game like they're excited you're calm it's and they did the two middle tvs were the baseball game and then the four around it were the football games like well we couldn't put football on one side at least and baseball on one they're like well no like the yankees astros has to be in the middle it's like why, it's the playoffs. It takes precedence. But they're just right next to each other.

Who cares? Put them on one side. Yeah. Who cares? Before we even get into the rest of baseball and whatnot. We got to talk about Slopgate. Slapgate? Slop.

Slopgate. Is that what they're calling it? Oh, no. Slob. Slob. Slobgate. Slobgate. Oh, I was going to make fun of you because the Cowboys stink.

Oh, well. But we can do it. We can do it. We got a bunch of things to get to. We can do different orders. There's a lot on the table. Oh, I was going to make fun of you because the Cowboys stink. Oh, well. But we can do it. We can do it. We got a bunch of things to get to. We can do different. There's a lot on the table. Why are you making fun of me, Kevin? I told you they stink.

Yeah, but they really stink. Oh, I know. You cannot listen to me. I did not see that coming. I don't. I didn't either. That was. I should have come up here and watched it with you is what I should have done.

Yeah, well, no, you shouldn't have because I would have been laughing in your fucking face. I was here. The whole fucking time. I was here for like two seconds and you Casey, how's it going? I was like, yeah, I'm leaving. Yeah, that was, I was like anybody, any, any Cowboys fans want to come around right now? I got to soak this in.

We got new England next week and who knows how long it's going to be lived. So I gotta, I gotta, I gotta get it in while I can. They're so bad. Yeah, that was staggering. I mean, people are saying now, many people are saying Jason Garrett might be coaching for his job against Philadelphia. I mean, Jason Garrett is going to be coaching for his job. Many people are saying. He's a cockroach. He will be there

forever. He'll be coaching for his job. He'll win the game. He'll get some more slack. He'll coach for his job. He'll win the game. I tried to say this last year for any Dallas Cowboys fans that were happy that they made it to the playoffs. That was stupid. They should have. Well, making the playoffs, though, is... Yes. I know.

But it kept chasing Garrett around for another year. I know. And now... I live in that mediocrity. They're losing to the New York Jets. They're losing to Sam Darnold. The New York Jets. Is the fucking truth.

If you can go out there... You thought they might lose all 16 games. I know. Because I didn't think Sam Darnold was going to be able to bounce back from mononucleosis because he is a fucking warrior. Yeah. He's a savage. He might not even be human.

Mono should knock you out for a year. Mono, you can't even go to a class when you're a little kid with Mono, and he's going to go out there and play professional football? He's going to load up with like 80 pounds of fucking extra equipment and go out there and sling it? Kevin, it's college. Change the whole team. It's college football season. Fuck team. It's college football season. Fuck off. It's college football season. I had my job. I tweeted about college football.

You did? Yeah. What'd you say? I said... What'd you say? He tweeted about college football. Yeah, I said... Oh, I saw that. Yeah, it was a good tweet. It was about Georgia. Yeah, I said Georgia was throwing more picks than Razor Ramon. Oh. I get it. Say hello to the bad guy. Were you actually watching that game? Yeah. Why? It was on at the barbershop. I was getting my hair cut.

Okay. I was like, I can't fathom that Jared was like, I think I'm going to watch South Carolina Georgia today. He takes his time with it. So I was kind of like leaning back and the TV was on right in front of my face and I couldn't move. That was the most college football. Did you watch that game at all? No. Probably. That was a dumb question. Yep.

Stupid question. You can obviously see big time differences in just skill level, even from the top of college football down. Oh yeah. But from coaching to like just, and I'm not going to get into it cause nobody actually cares, but Georgia, it was number three in the country.

They lost South Carolina. Who's very bad. But South Carolina, I'm beaten. What was Georgia? Oh yeah. Georgia. Like they,

people are talking about Georgia beating Alabama. But at the end of regulation. You know, they are the dogs. The dogs. They are the dogs. And they actually spell it. Yeah. Yeah, they do.

We probably kind of mushed them on that one. Yeah. Yeah. Whatever. They're the dogs. I mean, we won last night. Hey, whatever. They trotted out a college football kicker for a 57 yarder to in regulation.

When we were all watching we were like they can either go for it or they can hunt it yeah we were like we were joking like oh they're probably gonna bring the kicker out because there was zero chance in our mind that's what they were gonna do like at least go for it and just see what happens and then will mush champ the head coach of south carolina as soon as the kid shanks it pretty much to the 30 yard line seats i mean it was so bad and he's just clapping he's like it right. I'm like, this is why people make fun of college football. This is a disgusting display. Speaking of, and the difference,

the homeboy on the Cowboys hitting that 62-yarder. He's the best player on the Dallas Cowboys. That would have been good from like 72. He fucking booted that shit. It's just like when Dan Bailey was there. The kicker is the best guy on that team. I know how that goes. I mean, Jason Myers was like a godsend. And yeah yeah so the jets win the yankees lose they did lose it's a it's uh it's

a good day nobody got to see it good day i wish did you did you see i feel like collins gray i missed third base by the way did you see this i did not see that he like he's rounding third and celebrating yeah and like i i, it's kind of grainy. The video I saw and like from a distance. But I was like, yo, I don't think he touched third base. And I don't even know. I mean, it obviously doesn't matter. Whatever I'll show it to you here.

But that game, I'm surprised. I thought I thought what was it? The 11th where they were threatening and we were like, if they don't score here, like we're fucked. Yeah. I thought when they didn't score, it was going to be... What was it? The 10th inning where Gary Sanchez made three outs and one at the end. That was ridiculous. He hit one into the ceiling

that bounced off the roof. Should have been a fly out in foul territory to third base. And they called that a dead ball because it hit the roof. Did you see that? Did you see that? I think he probably dragged his toe or whatever, but he comes wide around the roof. Did you see that? Did you see that? I think he kind of like goes around a little bit. I think he probably

like dragged his toe or whatever, but he like makes a, like comes like wide around the base. Yeah. So he hits one off the roof that should have been

a foul pop up, gets another chance and then he swings and misses at a pitch in the dirt that like he didn't even come remotely close to. Home plate on par

called a foul tip. And then he ended up striking out on a pitch that was like an inch off the plate. And he started pitching. All the Yankee fans were like, are you fucking kidding me? Ball, ball, gobble, goal. And I was like,

are you fucking, like, are you kidding me? John Flaherty was on WFAN this morning and he was pretty upfront about it, though. He was talking about how much of a bitch that is as a pitcher when you're like, you made your pitch, you executed, you made your pitch, you executed again. But even in his discussion, you'd think he'd be like Yankee bias. You made your pitch. You executed. You made your pitch. You executed again. Yeah. And, and he,

but even in his discussion, you'd think he'd be like Yankee bias. He was like, yeah, he should have been out about three times in that. Yeah. So he went over three and won a bet. Yeah.

That was so long. Crazy. I thought for sure. He has to come through here. Like, that's usually how it goes, right? You don't,

you don't give a guy like two bullshit, like reasons to still be at the plate and then have that end in and out anyway. And the nerve to fucking. Complain to complain. Yeah, yeah, yeah. On a pitch that you should have been protecting the plate anyway. It's not like it was egregious. Right.

It was a little bit off. Right. You still got to tighten up. Yeah. So the big drama, at least internally here at Barstool, was last night. Food was ordered. Food was had. Food was not cleaned

up the yankees fans are in their time out how they don't even remember that the they lost last night because they're so worried about the food like it's like you raced i honestly like maybe i'm naive how the fuck did i get dragged into this well anybody was there we were there i was on the we were there but it's like i didn't contribute one iota to this slop. Yeah. Like if I'm supposed to apologize for anything, I'll apologize for not cleaning up someone else's mess. Like I didn't contribute at all.

I ordered dinner before I came to the office, brought it in, ate at my desk, threw away the trash. I dipped during the game, threw away my dip cup. Everyone ordered milkshakes. You can see me on the stream. I'm the only person that didn't get off the couch, didn't have one. And then after the game was over, like I was the only one that was still on the couch.

Everyone just got up and ran away. Like, I don't know when the stream cut, but if you go back and maybe like, there's still footage of it. Game was over. Yankees walk off. I did see a picture of you just by yourself.

I wasn't sure. Everyone left. And I was sitting there by myself because I was tweeting. I was tweeting the highlights and stirring the pot. And then I look around and everyone's gone. First of all, I didn't even notice that

I guess the bar was the messy part. I didn't know that the bar was messy because I didn't go over there. The kitchen was messy. The kitchen was messy. Yeah, so I didn't go over there. So it was both the streaming area and the kitchen yeah the streaming area so dave did say that when he came in today which anybody who's in his cross hairs today like they need to be scared because he's not yelled yet he's doing that very passive aggressive he hasn't exploded yet he's just very monotone like trying to figure out how bad the punishment's

going to be but he said he was, I can almost understand the kitchen. He was like, because I'm not giving him a pass. If the cleaning crew normally picks that up, that's one thing. Well, that's what's going on right now. By the way, it's Columbus Day. The cleaning crew comes around every night and cleans up. I don't think they were here last night. But they come on Sunday afternoons, though.

They're here when we record at 1. So I don't know if they – they don't come twice, do they? I guess not. But I just would venture to guess that every time there's a there's a lot of people who don't pick up after themselves for all all sorts of reasons around here and usually the place ends up clean i think it's because we have a cleaning company but i don't know i don't know what their schedule is i don't know what the what the rules are but this is not the first time this happens not the last time it's going to

happen i think usually what happens is people clean up for us right like there's definitely a streaming area is the problem yeah it's not it's not the kitchen as much that's like you were eating you put it down and you just walked away yeah like there were literally just candy wrappers everywhere yeah like i was never even over there so i didn't know how bad it was and i'm not saying that like i'm above cleaning up after people, but like after the game, I didn't even notice that it was messy. Like I was watching the game, looking at my phone and then like, I look up,

everyone's gone. I'm like, all right. And then, uh, what's the name? Sam, the painter.

He asked me to like go over to his laptop cause he had paint on his fingers. He's like, Hey, can you do something on my laptop? Cause I can't do that. So I went over there, didn't even look at the streaming area and then like did something on his laptop and then i left

i i think dave will you know his point is that you know everybody's thought should be wait a minute they were mad at me there's one thing we haven't done yet we have to clean up yeah like they were mad at me i was like i was what is what are they mad at you for exactly i don't know well no i think i think they're mad at anybody who was there. Yeah. Oh, no, no, no. I thought you meant like Hubs and them were mad at you. Oh, no, no, no. Well, no, because at the end of the day, you were on the stream. Right.

That's the thing. It's like. Like, I'm basically like. But did you see what Erica's thing was? Yeah, you can't just pick and choose and be like, I didn't eat that food, so I can't be held responsible. She said, you know, if we were to get sued, I'd take care of your lawsuit, even though I didn't write the blog. It's like, we're all there.

It's a team thing. That's really incomparable with like, when you're talking about trash, like at work or school, like, do you go around and clean it? Like after you're done with your meal and you throw it away, do you go around and throw away everyone else's trash? Like, that's just not how it works. Like we're all adults here. Throw away your shit. Like I did. Well, right. But I think her point her point is is like but because everybody who was here last night didn't clean up it then becomes her problem and she wasn't even in the no i agree erica shouldn't have anything to do with those people's messes i think yeah but so you know we had important clients coming over too so in yeah in her mind in her mind it should be

like if you work here this is your office this is our office this is important if it even if it's not your shit you should you should pick up like hubs tweeted something pretty similar to you and dave was like that was by far the worst thing possible but it's also his stream and there is an element of that where it's just like you know this is there there were people in and out there are people part of it people not part of it it's it was kind of like the yankee stream like we did el camino the other night and i don't know i don't know don't know who ate what and who drank what. We all picked it up.

I told Frankie that because he was saying nobody ever cleans up after streams. I was like, listen, I don't know what happens on the weekends. I'm normally not here. I was here way more than I normally am this weekend because of streaming stuff. But I will say there was like 10 of us here on Thursday night watching El Camino, and we cleaned up everything. He's like, well, you guys probably didn't even order food. I was like, yes, we did. We ordered a lot of food. There was trash Camino and we cleaned up everything he's like well you guys probably didn't even order food I was like yes we did we ordered a lot of food there was trash everywhere right and we cleaned it up and we did but I also I mean I don't know the I get it it was it's it's a disrespectful move like some of the like reaction from fans from other bloggers

for it's like everybody needs to calm down. I know it's disrespectful. Nobody should behave that way. But I mean, there's some grave dancing going on here that's like, alright. Dan said that he was like I get more mad at the people who are then calling for these people to get fired. The amount of people who are like, I would never be this ungrateful. Give me this job.

It's like, fucking, okay. Relax. It doesn't mean you don't work hard at your job it doesn't mean that's how you get a job here yeah fire him so that i can take his spot that just doesn't work like that we got a couple calls dave from philly what was the rocket doing during the yankee stream it was so fantastic if there was no slob gate we would be talking about the rocket's oscarcar worthy performance during that street you know the the the the way the camera panned like you were off the camera for the home

run i think it was and then you kind of came into the camera and it panned a little bit and you just had this big smile and you're like oh oh no oh they just came back from commercial whatever you said is so good and tommy's behind him with the low main. It was so good. The troll meter was off the charts. It was so funny. I am sad I left. So I left early. I knew I needed to get out of there.

I had a feeling it was going to go late. I knew I needed to be up early, so I just bounced. And I definitely didn't want to be there in case the opposite happened. I can barely handle when they score like a first inning run, let alone if they're celebrating a W, but boy, we would have gone.

We would have let the dogs, the tag, the tag team would have been, there probably would have been like punches thrown. To be honest, it's probably good that I wasn't there. Cause I think we would have escalated things. The trolling would have been off the fucking chart.

I had it covered, especially, oh man, I'm just thinking about how obnoxious I would have been like being like, wait, no, that must have been a replay a replay i can't we just came back from commercial no what what happened marty what tell me i mean it would have been a fuck i would have been satisfied someone i forget who said but they're like oh that doesn't count like no it definitely counts yeah no that's that's the uh that's a run i started cheering for the yankees over like the

last like four innings like that irritates them way more. When I just started giving players nicknames and these tense moments where they just want to be quiet and zone in. I'm just like, hey, Chappy. Let's go, Chapstick. Come on, Thirst Chap. Let's go. Jordan from San Antonio.

What do you got on Carabas? Yeah, so this is my Brandon Walker voice. I just want to make sure that you understood that we left that shit on purpose. Like you came in and you saw all of our leftovers, but those leftovers there were on purpose, not to offend your delicate soul. It's actually a good Brandon Walker. It was.

The pausing was good. Yeah, that's a good Brandon Walker. Heath from Seattle. What do you got on Slobgate? Is that officially what's being called, by the way? Slobgate? I think that's what. I think Slobgate, yeah.

Okay. I mean, that's what they said on Twitter. Yeah, it's on Twitter. I think people are still named at that. So, yes. So, did you leave when everyone else left with all that mess? Like, if the game

was over, you left with them? No. The game was over, and everyone left, and I was the only person left on the couch. I thought, like, people were coming back. They actually, no, because Hubs left, they went to go record. I think his point is that you left when

as you were leaving the building the mess was still there you know and like nobody else was there no no no they went to go record the podcast afterwards so no

I went home to blog and other people were still there when I left because they were in the podcast it's not like you had to clean up the whole mess I mean just a little bit I mean like

I'm being 100% honest with you I didn't realize or notice the mess because I didn't just a little bit. I mean, I'm being 100% honest with you. I didn't realize or notice the mess because I didn't go in the kitchen or on the bar where the biggest mess was. What? The streaming area had like a bag. Again, I swear to God

I did not notice the mess. I know, I know, but I think that is kind of what Dave's point is. Sometimes is that like there are people here who don't even think about things like if you eat, there's probably a mess, you know? Yeah, I guess. But like the biggest mess was in the kitchen and on the bar. Like I saw the pictures like that's what the biggest mess was. And I never went over there because I didn't eat the food that they ordered.

So I had no idea. Like the fact that anyone would try to pin this on me is fucking bananas. No one's pinning it on you. I think if you were there, everybody was complicit. There are some people here that were not happy with me when I came in and I was like, I don't know what you want from me. Like I didn't have anything to do with this. I don't think it's pinning it on you more than anybody

else, but the point is, is whoever was here at the end of the night that didn't clean up is going to catch some room. Right. I guess, like I said, I did not see the biggest mess i like yeah there is there's some shit on the couch but i also knew that they went to go record their podcast so i was like oh they're gonna come back out like i was leaving the people like some people from the stream were still there and i assume we're gonna pick up the car i don't know yeah i mean i there probably should be some

level of like like i why should i assume that those people aren't gonna pick up their messes you know what i mean like i picked up my shit everything that i consumed that night ended up in a trash receptacle so i i assume that people would be an adult and do the same not my fault it's just not i i think like if if i was uh a part of like a met stream i think i also would be an adult and do the same not my fault it's just not i think like if if i was uh a part of like a met stream i think i also would be like that's like my yeah yeah yeah you know but the point is anybody who was there needs to understand it's not it's not like pinning it on you it's not that you're a bad fucking worker you were raised wrong it's just like you were an asshole last night and that's it just don't do it again.

And I'm sure there'll be a— What do you think Dave's punishments will be? The options that he's throwing out are really funny. I think the live streaming of the GameCast is funny. GameCast is a very funny idea. So Hank tweeted out, like, what if the Yankees for the next, you know, whatever games have to live stream themselves watching the Game cast imagine them having to watch garrett cole versus louis severino with just like a little ball going the other option he's throwing out is that they can't have anything on and that he gives them updates as he sees fit the problem is

is that it's the upfronts tomorrow night so like a bunch of us will have to be there and he obviously is speaking at it so but he was talking about that he was like i would love to be able to just have them in a room where they can't see or do anything and i just get to tell them what the updates are that would i would kill myself well you know the up fronts are tomorrow but there's more than you know there's there's the rest of the series yeah you can do that wednesday night like the playoffs last year and it's like series is tied or game three, going back to Boston, Chris Sale versus Justin Verlander. Yeah, you can't watch that. All right, then I'm committing suicide.

By the way, speaking of... Oh, sorry. PFT suggested something great. He said they should rewatch last night's game on the livestream all over again instead of game three until they get it right. And only once an inning, they get a score update from all biz over the, over the,

that is great. Once an inning, the score update. I would love to just like casually be like, you know, I'd cut you off Casey. Sorry about that. Grant.

That's a grand slam. Yeah. Like basis clearing. Or just like, say like home run, but don't tell who or what. There was a home run in the fourth. Was it the top of the fourth or the bottom?

I can't remember. Sorry. I'll get you guys in the seventh. Before Dave got in this morning, they were all talking about like what the punishment was going to be. And hubs was like, yeah, but our stream is like too important.

We're going to have to watch it. I was like, if you think Dave gives a fuck about that, like you're not watching that game. I mean, way more people would tune in for the punishment stream than watching hubs. Watch baseball for sure. I just, they're all lashing out at each other i understand well that's the yankee fans always eat each other yeah like a frankie cave in and frankie was saying that he thinks

it's really bad juju he thinks the yankees are gonna lose let's hope he was like let's hope that we can pin this like imagine if there's just like the ash was sweeped the rest of this way and it's all like the yankees haven't won a game since slop gate yeah he he was like yeah i mean they're gonna lose game three and i was like yeah it doesn't help that Garrett Cole's pitching either and Hubs goes oh no one's scared of Garrett Cole and I was like you just shut the fuck up better fucking he said he said I was wishing you were there so bad Jared because he said it and I was like listen like I obviously am not going to sit and argue baseball with you Hubs you know way more than me but like I know that Garrett Cole's one of the best pitchers in

baseball he was like he's the best he's common the best and he's like the best and he's doing he knows he's the best and one of those performances where it's like give me one run and that's all we need he's like three weeks away from fucking 250 million dollars and he said well we beat Verlander

and I was like okay but like we're talking about Garrett Cole and he was like they're the same I mean they're equally as good and by the way you didn't beat him you lost the game to Verlander and then he said but it like we're talking about garrett cole and he was like they're the same i mean they're equally as good and by the way you didn't you lost the game and then he said but it's all different when you get to the bronx it's all different i was like oh i need jared you're so bad and one of the things that we were talking about on the podcast this morning was like there are some guys who come into situations or stadiums like the bronx in october and they piss themselves and there's some guys that just take all that energy and they inject it into their veins

and it's just a much worse situation for you, Garrett Cole is the latter. He's going to come in there and just breathe fire. It's not going to be great. Frankie was like, yeah, that's a really good point. He was dying on the hill that he is not scared of Garrett Cole. Well, he's a fucking idiot. Oh, no.

Dave just published a blog oh no jared carabas is absolutely sailing through slob gate i mean yeah because i didn't do any read this oh no uh so he he put up your tweet i just want to be on the record here that i ate my dinner at my desk and threw everything away afterwards pulled the tapes yankee fans are disgusting animals and he said versus uh and then he put up hubs's blog saying basically the same thing dave says so hubs is getting uh absolutely dragged for slob gate and rightfully so but you know who's currently sailing through without a mark on him caravans that's who i'm gonna say caravans because it's a date blog yeah caravans that's who by all accounts he did the exact same thing hubs is doing he is claiming he didn't eat anything at all and that it's all other people's

fault hubs is getting crucified for it caravans isn isn't. In fact, as far as I know, Carabas is the only person who hasn't apologized at all yet. It's not fair. It's not right. If you're going to trash Hubs, you have to trash Carabas. It's that simple. And when will these idiots learn? It doesn't matter whether you had a shake or low main. If you sat there and left there with that place a total mess without helping clean up or telling

people to clean up, you are part of the problem. If you see it any other way, you are a selfish prick. It would be like a team being punished for a bad game and running wind sprints and one player being like, nah, I didn't play, so I don't have to run. We're learning a lot about Kai's character around here. Lots of I-guys.

Lots of finger-pointing. Very little accountability. I am an I-guy. I was the only fucking guy there that wasn't a Yankee fan. So yeah, it is I. It is me. We're not in the same team. No, I don't have their back. Yes.

They made a mess. No, I fucking did it. No, um, no, you know, thoughts about the idea of like,

yeah, like I should have been like, Hey guys, clean this up. But again, like it's not, it's not negligence. It's not like I didn't see the mess because I was not around the mess.

I didn't notice that there was a mess around the couches. The mess, as far as I saw, was on the bar and in the kitchen. Two places that I did not go to. So how the fuck can I be like, hey guys, clean up the mess that I didn't see? What are you talking about? Someone here wants to defend you. Logan from Kentucky wants to defend the Rocket. First, the Met for interviewing

Eduardo Nunez, Kevin. Noontime? No. Is it noontime for the Mets? No, come on. Okay, I was going to say wait a minute, Nunez? What the fuck? I was thinking Rocket and Yeah, you got crossed up. Okay. Alright, anyways.

The Rocket was there. He was independent party. He's there as a unbiased baseball journalist. He has nothing to do with these Yankee clowns that come in and leave a mess. He's there doing his job. He does his thing. He gets out. He does it.

The Rocket is exonerated on all accounts. So says Logan Rookentucky. He gets out. He does it. The rocket is exonerated on all accounts. So says Logan from Kentucky. He has spoken. I mean, it's true. Like, you think I wanted to be there? I was told to be there. I wanted to watch the game in my house. Nick from New York, what do you got on potential punishment here?

Well, I was just wondering. I know that Dave is going to use this punishment for content, but do you think there'll be any real punishment in terms of like suspension or dock and pay, anything like that? Do you know where we work? No. Imagine a dock and pay. There are things that happen way worse around here every single day than people not picking up their food. No, the worst part of this will be like, you know, like Dave, Dave will like hate hubs forever and like he'll hold this over your head forever and all that kind of shit.

There's not going to I mean, like a suspension, like meaning like don't put out content. Well, Dave also said today to the stool scenes camera, he was like, they all work very hard. He was like, so anybody that's saying that they don't work hard. Well, that's what's annoying is like, you know, the idea that like a dock and pay not good at your job or something because you had a selfish moment where you didn't clean up after yourself. It's like, these things can all happen at the same time. It could be a good worker. You can be funny.

It could be a good person. And you could have been an asshole last night. It doesn't mean that like, you know, uh, at all, at all dock and pay. I don't imagine,

imagine Dave Portnoy being like, you know what? The Yankees are, are in the post season. They could potentially be in the world series, but you guys can't make any content. Yeah. It's just,

it's just cutting off the nose to spite your face. Let's hit a break. When we come back, I'm sure we'll hear more about this. We'll take some calls and we'll discuss more football on a Monday, playoff baseball and everything else on the docket. We'll be back after the break. It's too late. Big Eve True, Chicks in the Office, The Shawn Latham Show, Barstool Breakfast, Chat and Capes.

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You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? I know you like that. Is this Kevin? Alright, we're live here on CCK. Kevin will be here in just a second.

We have a lot of things to talk about today. I know Kevin wants to talk about the LeBron stuff. We have to talk about a football game that happened last night that was a really bad beat. But, most importantly, the Yankees-Astros Game 3 is this afternoon. White Sox Dave is currently... Is he still in Chicago?

He's currently delayed. So for anybody who missed all the... He's not going to make it. Yeah. So for anybody who missed all the so for anybody who missed all the drama long story short this place was a mess after the stream on Sunday night everybody who is here is now being punished they're going to have to watch a stream

that White Sox Dave and Mantis were going to commentate now they cannot watch the actual game they just have to watch White Sox Dave and Mantis commentate plot twist no chance he gets here on time no chance so now I've been told and

she's here in studio with me that Ellie is going to be doing the play by play now Jared we're going to get to you because I know you're pissed and you've been trending on my Twitter timeline which is crazy Free Rocket is trending worldwide right now it's only trending on my timeline. It's trending worldwide.

It's trending for people who have a lot of Boston followers, I'd say, because everybody else in the office that don't, it's not trending, but Free Rocket is trending in the United States. Well, it's not because we checked on their computers and it's not. It's trending online, though, so credit to you. It says trends for you and Boston for me, but

Ellie, thoughts? I already have voiced my opinion in the office but we're on air now so why don't you i mean yeah i mean my thoughts on this are like yeah like i'll do it i just feel like um it i worry i work i worry that everyone's gonna be mad at me I think you can handle it, though. I think you know enough baseball. She's saying that she doesn't. But that's just her having a little bit of self-doubt. But I feel like when she starts it, she's going to find it to be very easy for her.

Yeah. I mean, it's just like, oh, a guy hit the ball and now he's running. He didn't make it, though. It's like, I can do that. That'd be way, like Ellie doing it would be way funnier than White Sox Dave doing it. Cause like White Sox Dave thinks that he's like auditioning for Fox Sports.

Like Ellie would be very cute doing it. But I have to do the whole, our reactions would be like, wait, what? It'd be way funnier without Ellie. Here's the thing. White Sox Dave will be funny.

Cause it'll be a try hard thing. We will all think Ellie is funny. People that are watching it will not be nice to ellie about it i know that's my only concern like she can't see it anyway what do you mean no one that consumes our content is nice about it so like that's basically just another thing that you would be doing for barstool where people are mean about it but she can't see it in real time, so who cares? She can go to her Twitter timeline afterwards. I mean, I don't have my mentions on her. The eyelash. I mean, you've been liking every single person's tweet all morning,

so obviously she can do the same thing. She doesn't, uh, her mentions are set so that she doesn't see people that she doesn't follow. Oh, that's actually really smart. It's nice. I'll be honest. I think people are gonna like Ellie. I think it'll just be such a change of pace and it'll be so endearing. You're exactly right about White Sox Dave.

He thinks that this is his big break. Which I think is funny. Yeah, and Hubs will be infuriated the whole time. It's a lot harder to get mad at Ellie. They're not going to be mad at you. Jared and Hubs and them won't be mad at you. They can't be. No, I'll be trying to encourage you.

They know that you're not a baseball person. My only issue is sometimes when I watch sports, I don't know. Like I think something exciting is happening, but it's not exciting. Or I don't know that something exciting is happening. And so I'm not able to articulate that. White Sox Dave is wrong about everything anyway. I care about them and I don't want them to be like, ah, we missed something cool. So Hubs and BC were saying that you're a Yankee fan?

Well, my dad's from Brooklyn. I knew that. But I don't remember you ever saying you're a Yankee fan. She's not. I'm not. I don't care about baseball. Yeah. So they were like, no, she'll be good at it because she's a Yankee fan.

And I was like, I'm pretty sure that like a few months ago we were like debating on who she should be a fan of. I mean, like I am. I was pissed about having to do it with white socks dave i'm like very willing participant now that ellie's doing it and so like most people are i would rather do this than actually watch the game on tv now what like i i said i was gonna help and she asked if she was like it's i would like help what if i just didn't i wasn't on the stream at all and i just gave her certain words that she should say to help you guys out a

little bit. Um, I mean, I feel like she can, like, she asked me, she was like, I just like,

just let her know, like what the count means. That's, that's what I'm saying. Like I will be the queen. Let her know. I know that. Oh,

you do. Well, not the outs, but I know if like bottom of the ninth, I know those, do you know like the count? Do you know the, like, like strikes and balls and outs? I don't know which one is which,

but I know that those. She's going to be like, it's a four, it's a four, two count. Well, I mean that, you would know what that is.

Obviously. Not a four, two count. Well, no, I'm saying like if she did, like if it's three, two count,

you would know. Like, can I draw diagrams of things? No, I think she can. Like Pictionary? Yeah. You know?

If you'd like. Why not? It's your show. Yeah. Like maybe broadcasters use telestrators. They sure do. Yeah.

What is a telestrator? That's when they draw on the TV and like you can see like when they accidentally draw dicks. Yeah I was going to say like when there was a hurricane and the guy drew a dick.

I could be you. I mean I think you're going to do great. I drew a dick. I think you're going to do great. I'm apprehensive. I think you're going to be awesome at this. I do think that it would be nice if there was a little bit of help with her, but that's just me protecting Ellen. Maybe you text her off screen.

I want a written agreement that none of the boys are going to be mean to me. I don't think that. Nobody in here will be mean. We definitely can't make that promise. I don't want Hubs screaming to me. I don't think that. Nobody in here will be mean. I mean, we definitely can't make that promise. Right. I don't want Hubs screaming at me. I don't want that. No, he's in enough shit that he won't scream at you. He'll keep it

well-mannered. I still want it written and signed by each of you. I can't actually promise that nobody's going to get mad at you just because if, say, it's the bottom of the sixth and she just can't articulate what's going on and they have no idea that people are going to get mad. There's because if like say it's like the bottom of the sixth and she just can't articulate what's going on and they have no idea and there's like a pass ball and like her face when you said that is why i think i should be in the room it's like tie game the yankees have the bases loaded there's a pass ball and the catcher gets it pretty quick but then

there's a rundown between like third and all of those words like sound like you could be but then the guy from second ends up on third but then the runner goes back to third and home. All of those words like sound like you could be making out. But then the guy from second ends up on third, but then the runner goes back to third and someone gets tagged and there's all this confusion. And the problem is that everybody else in the office that's not being punished is also going to be watching this. So everyone's going to be screaming. You guys aren't going to know. Guaranteed someone screams at her.

Guaranteed. Screams at Ellie? I don't care for that. I won't let them do that. I don't care for that one bit. I'll protect you, Ellie. I feel like I'm trying to just be like... I mean, because we have to go the upfront anyways. Yeah. So it's not like we're going to be able to be here for the game. The whole time, yeah.

Yeah. Oh, so Dave will take over halfway through. White Sox Dave? Yeah. If he gets here. I mean, he's still not even... He hasn't even left Chicago yet. What a bum.

That's crazy. So I don't know what's going to happen. Maybe Dave should let me take over because I didn't do anything. Well, but that wouldn't be... Because you would just fuck with him the whole time. No, I wouldn't know what's going to happen Maybe Dave should let me take over Because I didn't do anything That wouldn't be Because you would just fuck with him the whole time You'd be good at it though That's not really a punishment You know baseball better than anybody in the office Thank you

Sorry Hubs The thing is that I shouldn't be punished Right but why would you want to help out the Yankee fans Because I'm unbiased National baseball reporter I would give them a very descriptive So, well, right. So why would you want to help out the Yankee fans? Because it's an unbiased national baseball reporter. I would give them a very descriptive. It's still torture to not be able to see it. Like I thought about it.

And if I were being punished under the same circumstances, like I literally didn't do anything. My infractions were not being a maid or a chaperone. Then and if it were a Red Sox game, I would still just watch the game and just deal with whatever the punishment was. Then actually they could, for the first time, punish me for doing something wrong. Yeah, but having a true radio call of baseball is not I'm not a real broadcaster.

I would probably fuck with them a little bit. I would fuck with them a little bit. Didn't you get offered a job to do that? Yeah. Okay, so you are. Yeah. So it's not really punishment at all. It's punishment that they can't see it. That's like being like, hey, Casey, do you want to be a hooker? And then like you say no, can I call you a hooker?

What? You just said I got offered to be a baseball broadcaster, but I didn't do it. So you're like, well, you are a baseball broadcaster. Because you have the skills and you've been a broadcaster before. What are you talking about? I've never been like a radio broadcaster. But why would you pick hooker? Why was that your go-to metaphor? Because I'm saying if you

get offered a job and you say no, can you still call that person a job? Well, because that's what he thinks of me, Ellen. Oh. Yeah, we just said mathematician, scientist. I mean, everybody in the room thought the same thing. Yeah, we did. We were like, cool. So your skills are baseball and broadcasting. My skills are being a hooker.

I mean, Jared, that was a wild thing. He's sad because Kevin's not here to be like, yeah, hell yeah. We were talking about baseball. The record scratch happened in real life. We were like, what? It is because Kevin's not here. This is a wild reaction by everyone in the room.

No, it's not. I would have had the exact same reaction. But. Anyways, moving on. Anyways, I'm down and I'm ready. Yeah, I'm just, I'll be gearing up for it. I think you're going to do a better, I think people will like your rendition of it better than White Sox Dave's.

Oh, for sure. Well, that's because everybody hates White Sox Dave. No, I think it'll just be way more fun to watch. He'll try too hard to either fuck with them or be a play-by-play man i would agree with that just be like just hard the thing is i'm really just thinking of ellie and when she looked at me when i was walking by and i was like would you like any help she was like i really like your help i'm just offering my services you should just you should get an earpiece i mean if i can text you then i'll just text you text me i wasn't saying

i would be on the stream and I also it's not like I've ever done like a radio baseball call anyways but I could at least tell her what's going on too busy hooking I guess too busy getting paid for sex maybe I'll become a huge baseball gal like I've become a huge football gal the other day I was teaching her about

like what happens on fourth down and I was just going through like all the scenarios and Frankie took off his headphones and turned around and goes what the fuck is going on why are you talking about puns like this and i said just take a second and look at who's sitting here and look at what's going on and answer that question yourself and turn around and mind your own business um she's learning a lot i learned so much you're a gamer girl now too i'm a gamer girl i like sports honestly one year at barstool sports has really changed me. I'm actually excited about this.

I'm excited too. And the good news is we go to the upfront afterwards and you can have all the wine in the world. What is the upfront? It's a podcast upfront. So it's like basically, I don't know how we're supposed to. It's some advertising shit. Yeah, just advertising. Did you see the picture that Erica put up of like the building that we're going to be in tonight? Yeah. It's crazy.

It's beautiful. It's actually down the street from my apartment. And then she threw shade at all the people that didn't clean up after themselves. So, Jared, zero chance that you boycott or picket or lock yourself in a room with handcuffs. If Ellie does it, I'll be happy to do it. You did compare Dave to Roger Goodell this morning. Yeah. No, it's 100% fair.

I mean, you can't be the guy that chases down people for unfair punishments and then become that guy and have me not make the comparison. Dave is Roger Goodell this morning. Yeah, no, it's 100% fair. I mean, you can't be the guy that chases down people for unfair punishments and then become that guy and have me not make the comparison. Dave is Roger Goodell. Have you told him that yet? I don't know if he'll like that one. I don't care. So, if he is Roger Goodell, then why don't you stage a deflate gate type situation? I have something

coming, Casey. I have something coming. Even if Ellie's the one doing it? Yeah, because it's the principle. Like, you can't... Didn't he just say... You have to pick a side. I'm still gonna come out with something against Dave, even though he's putting me in a punishment situation

where it's like, alright, this is way better. You're still punishing me. You're gonna take the punishment regardless, though. No. No, no. I haven't decided whether... If it's White Sox-Dave, I haven't decided if I'm going to show up yet. But if it's Ellie, I'd be happy to do it. So you've got a few hours to make your decision. Yep.

833-857-8665. Give us a call on what you think is going on. And I mean, Ellie, listen, to be completely honest. Fucking Captain Cons with the most hard-o tweet about the situation in the world yesterday. Cons? No. I called him on it. I wasn't going to tweet back and have it be like this on Twitter thing. But when I saw him this morning, I let him know how I felt about it.

What'd you say? You're a fucking hard-o. What'd he say? Oh, come on. You're the highest ranking officer. It's not the fucking Marines. It's Barstool Sports. I'm not their maid.

I'm not their mother. I didn't make the mess. Clean up after yourselves. I'm not their maid. I'm not their mother. I didn't make the mess. Clean up after yourselves. Have respect for your workplace. Technically, Dan Katz said yesterday that he's putting it on himself as the highest ranking guy in the building. Yeah, he was there. Dave, I mean, like, fucking Big Cat was there, but it's like, it's not-

Well, he was in his room, but- He was in the office. I mean, he's not- He was. I'm not saying he's responsible. But he did say, he was like, maybe it's on me because for three and a half years on Sunday nights, this has never happened. Maybe he should say he was like, maybe it's on me because for three and a half years on Sunday nights, this has never happened. Maybe he should have, you know. Yeah, but like

to blame Big Cat for that would be ridiculous just as it's... Nobody's blaming him. Right, but it's also ridiculous to blame me as well. Maybe. Kidding. No, I don't think anybody's blaming you. I think... I'm being punished. I'm being handed the same punishment as the people who made the mess. Well, because you were on the stream. Sorry for doing my job.

Well, no. Dave made me be there. If Dave didn't text me and say hey you have to be on all the yankee streams i would have been on my couch i understand that and i know he basically was like hey do the stream and then when other people fuck up now you're punished for being there it's a valid point that is yes i understand what you're saying the whole thing but like we all have to stream for ellie to to be able to do this though like now i'm happy that i'm being punished we all have to stream our sports so it's like when i come in for college football is it my stream i mean it's hubs's stream well but but when i come in for college football is it my stream because i'm college football or is it everybody but everybody is there watching the same thing i'm watching right it was only baseball it's like

it's a barstool sports stream that's what i'm saying it's like that stream is only baseball. It's a Barstool sports stream. That's what I'm saying. It's like that stream is only baseball. Well, right. But you cover baseball. That's my point. It's like, so it's also your stream. It's Yankee stream.

So if I'm watching, there's 27 Yankee fans there in one day. I thought you were unbiased. If you're a baseball, you're an, so it is your stream, but it's a baseball fan and it's a baseball stream. No,

no, no, no. So if I, okay, here's my question. So if I was here with Brandon Walker and Big T on Saturday morning when they were watching

Mississippi State, Tennessee, and I was sitting on the stream and I left my shit on the ground and then I walked away and I also got punished, is that the same thing that you would feel? I mean, but you left your shit there. No, I didn't. You just said that. No, I'm saying if I did. Because would I get punished just like you did? Yes. Why?

You just said in the example that you left trash there. I didn't leave anything there. What are you talking about? Jared, it's not just a Yankee stream. It's a baseball stream. It's a baseball stream. I was texted and told to be there. They all would have been there regardless.

I was texted and told I was there too. I don't know. Was Hubs on the stream when, I mean like it's. It's a baseball stream. Free rocket. Thank you. Free rocket. This you. Free rocket. Finally, finally someone

to fucking come in here and talk some sense. I mean, you're wrong, but I like free rocket. I'm not wrong. Yes. All right. Good talk. This is an unbelievable idea. Well, so that's that's why she's in here. Ellie on the stream is maybe maybe the funniest thing I've ever heard. I'm excited. You should be. Yeah. So maybe this is going to be like your baseball

awakening. That's what I said. I was like, maybe I'll be a big-time baseball gal now. Who knows? Maybe even more than that. Maybe this is when you discover your play-by-play career.

This is my new career. Do you know how many, I mean, there's so few women in that industry. I could break the glass ceiling. Come on, let's go. I think there's literally

two women baseball broadcasters right now. Jessica Mendoza and who? Jenny Kavnar. She does a few games for the Rockies. Let's go. Susan Waldman. Ellie. Ellie Schmidt going to be the next career for me.

Ellie just got shook. Sorry. Fine. I love that guy. So wait, is White Sox totally out of it? He hasn't left Chicago. Right. So it's just like a plane. So what we started talking about before was Ellie said Ellie and I were talking about if I could maybe aid her a

little bit and just give her buzzwords to you yeah sure and everybody said no well i mean there's there's two ways to look at it it's one is like ellie probably wants a little bit of help but also we're we're doing this to torture the yankee fans as much right but it's also torture to her if she's sitting there like jared idiot like jared just like went through a scenario and she was like he could be making all these words up and I have no idea what he's talking about. Yeah, but you are not going to be the idiot here. But I said I don't want to be yelled at.

Well, they're going to yell at you. Yeah, but I don't want to be yelled at. That's a punishment for me. So then we'll have to have an additional punishment. Well, first of all, no. You're the boss bitch here. If they yell at you, you'd be like, all right, well now you don't get any updates for two innings.

Yeah, you have to wear headphones the whole time. That's what you should do. This is like the episode Always Sunny this week. So Dee has her, it's called Dee Day, where they have to do everything she does. I like that. And if they insult her or they don't do it, it resets the clock and they have to do another 24 hours. And so everyone shuts the fuck up because it's such a harsh punishment. So if anybody yells at me, they have to do it for the next game, too.

No updates. Done. Sure. I mean, you don't want to torture yourself that much. No, I. No updates. Done. Sure. I mean, I want to torture you. I don't want to do it that bad. But if you just say if you say anything mean to me, I don't give you an update for six innings. They're not going to say a fucking word to you.

I promise you that. I said I said I said that they'll all go into it saying none of them will yell at her and everybody will be really nice. And then like bottom of the sixth base is loaded full count and she has no idea what's going on. And then she's like, oh, the innings over. And they'd be like, what the fuck just happened What are you worried about? Hubs isn't going to like you anymore? Fuck Hubs

These people are Yankee fans I just don't do well with being yelled at I mean, I get that But you yell at them You yell back Put them in their place You are the queen of this broadcast. You are in complete control.

I will be the hand of the queen if you want. If they allow me to. If not, I'll just send you a few text messages. I'll give you like a vocab list. These are the only words I can use. These are the only words I can say to her. Again, this is feeling like a punishment for me.

I'm making a mad lib about baseball. No, no, no. This is a punishment for them. It's very funny. Almost in a way, the worse you do, the better as far as pissing them off. So, fuck it. And the rocket is going to be right there. Yeah, I'm going to walk you through it. Well, you're not watching it, though.

Yeah, but I'll be able to tell through Osmosis. But if you ask me questions about it, if you're like, well, is it this? I'm not going to be able to tell you what it is. That's not how the play-by-play works. You don't get to ask the broadcaster what's happening. Oh, are there no questions allowed in the play-by-play? I don't think they can talk back to you.

I'm sure they're going to yell or call. Each one of them gets one clarification question. Sure, that's fair. That's very generous. I know. You are a kind queen. I'm a generous ruler. It's going to be funny when they're like, wait, who's up? And she's like, I don I know. You are a kind queen. I'm a generous ruler. Yeah, it's going to be funny

when they're like, wait, who's up? And she's like, I don't know. Listen, Ellie, do you think that Daenerys Targaryen was like, I can't do this. I don't know.

No, she got her fucking dragons. She dominated and blew everybody up. She burned shit. You need to go mad queen on this broadcast. This is your shit. I'm going to get assassinated. No, no, minus that part.

Also, good point. That was prior to that when you when she burned everything down and she was like let's keep doing this yeah and i was like please stop you're like no fuck you guys you need to do the worst job possible okay you know kevin for you i'll do the worst job possible yeah all right i'm go get ready but you guys you go um i also hubs was going through how he's going to handle tweeting because he can't have his phone. And I was like, well, you could either have somebody doing it for you. You could like write notes and like hand it to somebody.

Carrier pigeons. Or Coley was like, or you could tweet before the game that everyone knows. Like you cannot have your Twitter at all. And then you write on a notepad like Coley's plain thoughts. And then at the end of the game game you tweet out the whole notebook out. Oh my god. Imagine reading retroactive Hubs tweets. This is the worst. It is undoubtedly going to be a Yankee loss

because Garrett Cole is just going to smoke motherfuckers. You ain't missing shit. This is going to be a 1-0 fucking bingo bingo, easy peasy, quick game. But I want to see that. The one thing that Dave doesn't realize is that like you if you cover one sport and especially in my position where it's like all right if i don't have the red socks then i have hating the yankees

this is like the number one ragdoll the yankee game and now i can't tweet well you're fucking me pretty bad here for like the content will content will be way more viewed today than any regular stream. Which is way worse. But in his mind, that's all that matters. For me, not being able to tweet hurts me. But in his mind, he doesn't care. He doesn't care about that. The content made today will be more viewed than any other stream,

even in the World Series. I feel like Fox is going to be like, our number dipped by like 100,000 people. No one was watching the game. What were they watching? Yeah. They were watching a stupid, ridiculous stream. What?

That's going to fall. What's going to fall? Those headphones. Oh. I feel like this is the content here, and you just have to wear it for this game. I just don't have to, though. I was going to say, are you just maybe not going to show up? I haven't decided yet.

He called Dave Roger Goodell already. He is. Has Dave responded at all? No. Well, has he heard you've called him that yet? No. But I mean, I've tweeted at him plenty today. Hashtag free rocket, is that cooking? Yeah, it's fucking trending. You get that trending yet? It is trending. It's trending to some

people. It's trending to like Jared. Jared opens up his timeline. It is on mine because i said that out loud before jared got to work i was like guys free rocket is trending and everybody around me was like it's not it's trending on yours because of boston yeah but it's right if it's trending with the boston people it's yeah like boston is i mean the cult the cult is uh that doesn't surprise me one bit the cult is going to come out and then now i'm getting tweets because he's favoriting free rocket tweets.

And then they're tweeting like, oh, well, now I have your attention. Can you like hook me up with Casey? And I'm like, keep me out of this. Let's take a couple of calls here. We'll do I'm sure we'll get some people defending the rocket right now. Matt from California. He's not one of them. He says you're to blame for the whole thing. What's up, Jared or Matt? Not necessarily blame, but I'm just saying, KC,

who's A&M's biggest rival, would you say? Well, that's a whole other can of worms. But let's say for this year, let's say during the LSU game, A&M-LSU, even though that's not their biggest rival. That's always the big game on Thanksgiving. Okay, well, say you've got an LSU fan sitting there watching a big A&M game, right? And A&M loses in dramatic fashion when really no one was paying attention and hits you like a ton of bricks,

right? And then you got one LSU dude sitting there chirping you the whole time. Are you going to really want to stick around? No, you're going to bounce right out and just leave everything the way it is. So you're blaming me for doing my job by getting in their heads, those little pussy boys? No, he's saying that it's still technically extreme.

Yeah, you could have gone ahead a saying that it's still technically like hey guys losers clean up you know you get your options there and you blew it yeah i mean like i just here's the thing if anyone who's saying that it's my fault because i didn't pick up other grown men's trash you better not walk by another fucking piece of trash like not throwing it away for the rest of your goddamn life like if you're going to say Jared's at fault, fire Jared because he didn't clean up after six other fucking grown men. You better pick up every fucking piece of trash you see for the rest of your life. You hypocritical fucking losers.

So there is, this is calling Erica and Dave. What you just called them was wildly stupid. No, they are saying that you should have picked it up. So all the people that they're not saying fire Carabas, I mean, calling Erica and Dave what you just called them was wildly stupid. No. They are saying that you should have picked it up. All the people, they're not saying fire Karabas. I'm saying all the people that tweeted me, fire him because he didn't do it. The dramatics about this event.

I thought Chick-fil-A was as stupid and dumb as we get. This is the amount of people. I shouldn't say the amount, but the tweets i did see of people who were like this is shameful what they've done in their office like what fucking planet are you on that you are worried about another work office the problem is dave said this on radio to hubs yesterday and this is where this is where it changed yesterday and we can all agree on this when it's just dave doing it it's whatever like the chicken sandwiches like who cares when erica comes over the top and when erica is mad that's when the narrative changes and that's what dave said to hubs yesterday dave was like you argued with me when the ceo was involved with it

that's where it's different when erica sends out a company-wide email and she's actually pissed that's when now i'm not saying anybody outside of Barstool should give a fuck because it's like, just worry about your own lives. But it is different when Erica gets involved. She was mostly pissed though, because we had that advertiser coming in the next day. Well,

right. Like there's no way if they're not coming in, it's not, she has, I mean, she can, she can do whatever she wants, but she's also well within her rights to be mad about this.

The other people of the world who are actually affected by this. Yeah. Are people, I'm going to go ahead and say they need to kill themselves. Are people actually affected by people who are acting like it? People who are tweeting like fire these people because I'm so upset what they've done to this office. Like don't,

I would prefer you don't ever read or download or follow me ever again. If you're one of those people, I think most people feel that way. I mean, it is like feel the way that they should just, Like, don't I would prefer you don't ever read or download or follow me ever again. If you're one of those people, I think most people feel that way. I mean, it is like feel the way that they should just staggering. Dave said yesterday about Marty. He was like, I'm not even that mad at him. He's like, I'm mad that nobody picked up anything. He's like, but Marty streamed for 30 straight hours.

He's like, I'm not going to say any of these guys don't work hard. They all work very hard. They were just assholes. Big difference. So firing people like the guy yesterday was like, are they going to get suspended from content? Docked from pay. What?

What are you talking about? Mike from Los Angeles. What's up? Lover boy. What's going on, buddy? I like it. What's going on? No, it's Mike from yesterday.

Yep. What you got? So how the hell does Barstool fuck everything up? What do you mean? How is White Sox Dave going to be late? I mean, you can't control fucking planes, can you, dude? Dude, couldn't he get on an earlier flight or fly him in yesterday? I mean, he got on a flight early this morning that got delayed.

Yeah, I think his flight was at like 6 a.m. or something. Yeah. I didn't see how in detail it was, but it just seems, I mean, I love it. It's the martial difference. I was going to say, I mean, I'm not blaming anybody here, but there is, you know, if White Sox Dave is involved, something's going to go awry. Which is why having him here for the stream, as funny as Ellie will be, I hope it's like a duo.

Is it done? Is he going to try to get here? I mean, he still hasn't left yet. The game's at four. Yeah, so it's just a timing thing timing thing because he will like something will go even worse. Why didn't he come in yesterday? I mean, I am not going to blame air traffic control on Barstool. However,

why didn't he come yesterday? I don't know. I probably wouldn't go like I wouldn't drop everything on the spot. I mean, I would just be like, all right, I'll get there tomorrow. I think they really dropped the ball. The punishment should have been the option where it was like you you divide the yankee fans in half one room gets real updates and one gets fake updates and you just

don't know so that's what's funny and this is where you might have an argument here i'm gonna help the free rocket movement uh it lessens the punishment of yankee no not that not that not that's true but not that dave uh when big cat pitched the idea of like fake updates the whole game he was like you can't like the content's gonna suffer there like you can't these guys it means like too much to them they need to be able to do their show like you can't i'm paraphrasing here because it was just a quick video but he was like no no we can't do that so now you know if if we're gonna worry about the content there maybe you got maybe got an angle what do you mean like he was saying you can't give fake updates to the Yankee guys because we need Yankee coverage for the site.

You need Yankee content. I mean, how am I supposed to do my podcast if I don't know what the fuck happens in the game? That's what I'm saying. Now, I would also be able to argue the other side of things, saying that your podcast that week should be about this experience as opposed to just the X's and O's.

That's why they should have fucking waited until Dallas got here, then Dallas could have been a part of it. Now it's like Dallas and Jay have watched the game and I haven't, and it just looks like I'm not prepared. No, it doesn't look like that because you just say what happened. Yeah, I think it would be funny if you... There are a lot of diehard baseball fans

that listen to Starting Nine that aren't keeping up with the in-office hijinks. When are you recording the podcast? What's today? Tuesday? Tomorrow morning? Dave did say do the rewatch. Yeah, I'm going to have to fucking sit through this game until 8 o'clock and then there's going to be another game on after that

and then I'm going to have to rewatch the game. How do you talk about games that you don't watch? I mean, you can't be watching every single baseball game at once. What are you talking about? Like, whenever college football is going on and there's like seven games going on, I'm not watching all seven. I may be watching three or four and then i go back in october in october the games don't overlap but in general you've you've talked about baseball games all year that you haven't

been able to watch that's not true i'll watch like i told you i have five fucking tvs i watch five games at a time yeah but you can you always are able to go back and five tvs yeah in your apartment yes five five it's like a whole wall yes that's wild i mean that's what that's what But you always are able to go back and see what happens. Five TVs? Yeah. In your apartment? Yes. Five? Five. Is it like a whole wall? Yes. That's wild. I mean, that's what I do for my job. And we have like five cable boxes?

Is that how that works? No, it's two cable boxes, three digital. Three like logins? Yeah. So you have like three different logins. It looks like Dr. Octopus coming out of my wall into my laptop. That's ridiculous. Yeah.

Let's take one more call before we hit the break here. We'll talk to Matt from Texas. What's up, Matt? Hey, what's up, buddy? Hey, free the rocket. Fuck the Yankees. That's right. Astros in five.

That's right. Let's go. Let's go. Let's hit a break. When we come back, I'm sure we'll talk more about this saga here at Barstool Sports. We'll get into LeBron and China, and we'll chop it up for the rest of the afternoon before Chicks of the Office take over. CCK on Power 85. Let's get it. We live in a changing world, an adapting landscape, right?

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of sports coverage because Ellie has arrived. I think I created a genre last night. Oh, you absolutely did. Yeah. And I don't know if... You know sometimes

you do something really fun and then you try to recreate it and do it again and it's not as fun as the original. I don't know if this is one of those things or not but I would love to watch

every single game forever the way you did it yesterday ellie yesterday uh as what was part of like a last minute punishment joke whatever you want to call it turned into a internet content phenomenon and i really am not even exaggerating 500 000 people yesterday watched ellie do play-play to our die-hard Yankee fans while they were unable to, not allowed to watch the baseball game. So Ellie who knew pretty much

nothing about baseball. Basically nothing. Sat there, watched, and credit to you for watching a five hour, four and a half hour game. It felt like a punishment for me. That's what you were saying yesterday. This is going to end up being more punishment for me than anything. It was, except for the fact that it ended up being the most popular thing on the internet. So I would love to have been, you know, I'll take that punishment any day. But it really was so, so funny.

And I got to tip my cap to you. It was perfect. Thank you. It was perfect the way you did it because you were not, you didn't know anything. But it wasn't like, like it wasn't a detriment and you weren't like trying to be funny. I was really trying to explain it. Yeah.

You were like, yeah, it was an honest effort that came across as very funny. It wasn't like it was concocted. It wasn't like it was exaggerated. And let me tell you something. When you took a phone call in the middle of it, I almost passed out. She had her Starbucks. She had the Starbucks. She had her like kind of leg up a little bit. Just sucking on the straw and the ear being like

whatever the person, whoever it was they were like, what are you doing? And she was like, nothing. I'm just hanging out. What are you doing? What do you mean you're doing nothing? You're doing a fucking ridiculous baseball stream. And at one point she was like, oh, I'm really glad. By the way, it's 3-2. And I'm like, this is incredible. It was so funny because Cause like where we were,

where we sit, I had like a direct line to you and obviously the TV right in front of me. So I could watch how long it was processing. Like I was seeing what was happening. She was on a little bit of a delay from our TV. Apparently not. No, it just took you that long.

Because there were times where I was like, all right, well she must be like four seconds behind. I couldn't tell what was happening until like it had to read it. Like, and those are slow. Yeah. That tell what was happening until it had to read it. And those are slow. Her feed was just the TV just rerouted.

That's why that TV had the blanket over it. Because I thought the same thing at one point too. So I went and watched to see how much of a delay there was. There was no delay. Ellie, let me tell you something. This was so captivating. Ashley from Raleigh is on the line. And she said she started a fire because she was watching your stream.

What? What's up, Ashley? Hey, yeah. So I was trying to cook dinner last night. Huge Snitcock fan. Love baseball. Hate the Yankees. So I'm all over this.

Cooking dinner. Watching the basketball bet live. Next thing I know, my fire alarm's going off. I have a fire in my oven. I call the freaking fire department, and I just can't explain to them how I started a freaking fire. Wow, that's huge.

I mean, your performance was literally fire. Yeah, literally, like, fire extinguisher, everything. So you're a big baseball fan, you said? Oh, yeah, fuck the Yankees. Yes, well, absolutely.? Oh yeah, fuck the Yankees. Yes, well absolutely, first and foremost, fuck the Yankees. That's the most important thing in this whole saga, is fuck the Yankees. So as a baseball fan, did you, were you

watching the game or watching the stream? You know, like which one was... I was watching the stream. Yeah. Ironically, I fit every single stereotype as a girl, lived by myself, just moved into this apartment complex, sat my freaking oven outside, hadn't even met my neighbors yet, and so I hadn't had everything hooked up yet. So I was like, oh God, this is an easy way to watch this.

Perfect. I mean, that's like the exact reason why we do these things. You know what I mean? Thanks for the call, Ashley. To me, like the punishment for the Yankees fans were that you don't get to watch the game but there was 500 000 people who were willingly watching not the game they were watching you it was crazy i wonder do you think most people had it also probably like a second screen sort of thing that's even funnier that's why yesterday when dave was trying to say like everybody had to get out of the content like area unless you were on the stream i was like no this is hilarious for people at home to realize watching us in the background we're laughing we're getting a million tweets like you guys are laughing giving it away to the audience that ellie is delayed with the

yanky fans have the back to us so they don't know don't know that i mean it was a steady like 10 to 12 000 people uh out of time it's huge number it. It's a lot. We've done electric chair type streams for... What, three years? Yeah. Dan did the game seven of the World Series and it got to like 17,000 or 20,000 or whatever it was. You were doing that steadily

for a five-hour game in the middle of the afternoon for game three of the ALCS. That's why we tried to tell Jared yesterday when he was like, this is bad for content. I'm like, well, and at that time, we didn't even know how big it was going to be because we didn't know how it was going to move forward. We told Jared to show up and

be the star of the stream, which he didn't do. Oh, my friend. There was no way anybody was going to be the star of the stream other than Eliana. Let me tell you something. There was no competing with that. No. The Rocket could have showed up like fucking naked and like with sunglasses on doing Rocket things

and would have been like, just shut the fuck up. Ellie's talking. People are going to be pissed for the rest of baseball coverage because it's never going to be what it was yesterday. Oh, we're just going to watch the game tonight.

We said on the stream, we were like, it's kind of like if you've been doing weird shit to get off and then you go back to regular sex like you can't. It doesn't work.

Yeah. Like we just had sex. We just had sex on ecstasy. You can't go back to regular sex like you can't it doesn't work yeah like we just had sex we just had sex on ecstasy you can't go back it's never gonna be that way again even if you ever if you do it again or we try to do it with someone else or whatever it will never have that like magic of like that it was so

it worked because I do know nothing about baseball and I didn't care I think the juxtaposition of me just being like I don't give a fuck. And they're being so... Not only not care about the game, but you don't care about them being upset about the game. They're just like, why are you yelling at me? I'll get to it. Yeah, you were admittedly

clueless about the sport. That's what makes it so much better. The whole thing was perfect because not only do you not know anything, and I kept telling people that yesterday. I'm like, no, she knows enough. No, she really doesn't. She really doesn't. The normal terms. Dave asked me on the rundown. He's like, do you not know anything. And I kept telling people that yesterday. And they're like, no, she knows enough. No, she really doesn't. I really don't. She really doesn't.

The normal terms and all that shit. Dave asked me on the rundown. He's like, do you know the rules of baseball? I was like, I mean, you hit the ball. That's pretty much all I got. Like, do you know what an error is? Because there are things that you just take for granted. I'm like, I'm sitting here.

I'm like, does she know the count? She doesn't know count. She doesn't even know what that means. I learned that. I know now. You actually did pick up. Yeah. It actually, like, I was like, you know, does she know the count? Like, she doesn't know count. I learned that. You actually did pick up. Yeah. It actually, like, I was like, shit.

She's like, she's understanding it. Like, fuck. She's using her brain. It's really not that, like, difficult to understand. I just didn't understand what was going on. You have to, like, kind of just, it's not hard. It's just, like, foreign to you. Well, the numbers.

Like, I learned the numbers, but I would watch it and be like, I don't know what just happened. The biggest thing that we were all saying around the office yesterday was you realize how slow baseball actually is. Well, that's also, Yankees baseball is always really long. Playoff baseball is really long. And by

the grace of God, you got a 30 minute umpire delay. What the fuck was that? I don't't know I've never seen a game that happened so like you got things that are not unprecedented but like highly highly rare I thought they were gonna kill

me actually when that was happening is it a terrorist attack is it raining it's like look outside it's not raining she's just sitting there she's like I don't know what to tell you guys they're not playing they're just not playing baseball no one's on the field so there just sitting there. She's like, I don't know what to tell you guys. They're not playing. They're just not playing baseball. No one's on the field. No one's on the field.

So there was that. There was a couple errors. There was a, she, in the beginning, you kept saying that like the pitcher threw it and the catcher caught it. He caught the ball. He caught the ball. And I'm like, listen, you don't have to say he caught it. He's always going to catch it.

And then there was a pass ball with a run that scored. And there was errors. There was. They stepped forward and threw it at someone. And I'm like, what's going on here? There was infield singles, but they didn't score someone. I'm like, what's going on here? Infield singles, but they didn't score. She had a very bizarre game to call.

The first time that there was one of those plays and we're just all back there like, how is she even going to explain this right now? Watching her try to process it. The best part early on was when they started picking up on her hand signals. They knew what that meant. That must mean a ball. If she'd go like that and then that means. Ball. You're like, that must mean a ball. Like if she'd go like that and then they started picking up.

Big F knew. He was so calm too. Everyone else is freaking out. He's just like, it's a foul. Like he knew exactly what was going on but I'd be like,

it went that way. We got a few calls. The phone lines are lit up. So Adam says he can't go back. What's up, Adam? Adam. Oh, no, sorry. Sorry, Adrian.

Can you hear me? Yeah, yeah, Adrian. There we go. Hey, yeah, I just wanted to call and congratulate Ellie on the fire last night. But also the umpire delay. Oh, my gosh. I was watching on two different screens. I turned off the actual screen of the game.

Ellie, that's crazy. And started watching what was going on with the umpire delay. That was amazing. If you're a baseball fan, the ALCS between the Yankees and the Astros in 2019 is the preeminent, premier baseball game. It's like the two best teams for a chance to go to the World Series. The fact that people were like, I will turn that off because I got to watch my girl Ellie. It's insane. It is awesome.

What are we going to do tomorrow? I don't know. That's the thing. I guess Ellie's like, oh, we're not going to do a fucking thing. Like, Ellie's like, I'm going to go out to the bar. You really can't. I mean, you can try it again. Because, like, we've done, so, like, when I did the first electric chair, we had that

great home run moment. And I, you know, I'm a loser. So, everyone likes to watch me lose. So, like, there was so much there. And it was like, we never recaptured that moment again. But there was other things. The thing is, is that. But this is so special.

She also learned enough about baseball throughout it. Yeah, I don't know if it could be her again. No, was other things. But this is so special. She also learned enough about baseball throughout it. Yeah, I don't know if it could be her again. No, because the... Alana, you're up. The beginning of it was so funny because she's just trying to process... That's why baseball is the perfect sport for this. Any other sport, it wouldn't have worked the way that it did. But by the end of the game, she knew enough to where if

we tried to recreate it, they would know exactly what she was talking about. Yeah, went into men in black, erase you, start again. Right. Can you imagine if it was a different sport? It wouldn't work. Baseball's so much downtime. Yeah, and there's a lot of sports it wouldn't work at because something like basketball or hockey, it's like, alright, well

they're running that way, or they're skating. They pass the ball. Especially hockey where it's like, oh, they pass the puck, and this guy has it. Now it's offside. I mean, doing that for real, like doing actually play-by-play for hockey is very tough in that sense. Koli was like, if this was a Celtics basketball game, I'd kill myself. Because the next thing I'd know, there was a 13-point swing. And she would have been like, they passed the ball and it went in the hoop.

And it was a 13-point swing. Now, I mean, I would like to have watched the game, of course, if it was a Mets game. Right. But it also, I wonder I would like maybe we'll get one of a couple of them in here because I think it became like a fun thing to be a part of at some point yeah I think at the end of the day missing a game is just like for your in your own head it's a problem it's not like anything actually like you don't affect yeah right no but so it's not like anything bad is happening it's just it's a little bit of torture but when but that's because you're thinking like what what i want to be doing

right now is watching the game well i think all of a sudden it becomes what i want to be doing is being a part of this unbelievable moment i think what was hard for them is they didn't get to use their phones at all yeah that's they didn't know how like their mentions were probably blowing up this and that and like they didn't get to see it i was the only one i was sitting there like blatantly i was kind of being a dick honestly at a certain point i got really cranky because i was hungry um and i just the only thing i talked about for probably 30 minutes was like someone get me a fucking piece of pizza like i can't do this if i'm not you're changing to the yankee shirt i was hot up there like i i ate the pizza in front of them they're starving and staring at me and i'm just like

eating like a monster they just their food wasn't there yet, but I was being such a brat. I was like, I'm not doing, like, I need to eat right now. Queen Ellie, Queen Ellie was, it was her show. She's the only one that Skoda worked with. Dan, what do you got? Yeah, I was watching that yesterday. I mean, I'm a big baseball fan and I didn't even have the game on.

I was just doing shit kind of around my apartment and the picture in picture of Ellie just sitting there, not giving a single fuck, eating pizza and everybody's face while they're all doubled over I mean the rundown at home where Marty's trying to figure that out and then White Sox Dave shows up in the middle of the afternoon I mean I mean it wasn't nice but I mean you talk about it all the time Dave's deal with the devil like yesterday was perfect. It was perfect. He put on an absolute fucking clinic. Dave does show up, and then

he's sitting there charging his phone in the lobby. I mean, that was an all-time content day from nothing. All-time. Let me take one more call on this, and then I'll explain how it all ties in with White Sox, Dave. Dan from Dallas, what's up? Fire Joe Buck and hire Ellie Schnitt.

Joe Buck is like the premier broadcast guy. I mean, yeah, like Fox broadcast. There's no other way to watch a Yankees game without Ellie Schnitt now calling it. Could you imagine? You come back from the break and you hear, and then it's like, I'm Ellie Schnitt. I mean, the commercial call is the best call. Yeah, so I was going to ask you, what was

your, I have two of your calls in my head that I think were the funniest parts. And it's a toss up between commercial where you would know what's going on and you would just be like, it's a commercial and they would go nuts or whatever or no points. No points. No points.

No points slayed me. If they didn't get any points, then nothing happened. So it didn't matter. Correct. No points. Did you have a moment where you thought you were particularly funny or good or particularly bad or anything stick out in your head? Before I did it, I was like this. I don't want to be like, I'm, I'm worried that it's not going to be as funny as people think it's going to be.

Yeah. Like I was really nervous. You were nervous about people being like making fun of you for not knowing baseball. And then I did get nervous about it being like, well, so here to tie it back into the call. Yeah. I was nervous. Like, I don't think if White socks dave did it because he knows

baseball right and he was like i'm gonna talk about like white socks stuff and it was like okay that's that's not that funny so that i was worried about that not being funny with you i was pretty confident it's gonna be very funny i understood where she was coming from obviously i was on your side like you needed a little bit of help i'm so glad you didn't have any help i love that they took joey just off because all of a sudden he didn't have a stutter. He is like the unsung hero or the untold story of this. Joey Langone, he's a KFC Radio social media guy. He has a bad speech impediment and he stutters

and that he jokingly said, I'm the one who should do it because that would drive them crazy. He's very self-aware about his stutter. It's awesome. And so Gaz got wind of that and Gaz talked to Dave and all of a sudden it came to fruition and he did it. And so for got wind of that, and Gaz talked to Dave, and all of a sudden it came to fruition, and he did it. And so for the first inning, Joey's there, and he had a couple pink Whitney's, loosened up a little bit,

and all of a sudden was speaking perfectly. It was amazing. It's like when you see the— It's amazing when you know—because you know him, and he does, you know, have a speech impediment. And it was perfect. It was like the best—he spoke better than I did. Honestly, it was—the star of the show was Ellie and the story but but joey was like he was so happy about it it was like such a

cool moment for him and he kept holding up his truly he was like thanks to truly thanks to pete whitney and then dave was like get off the stream like you're actually speaking he said he was like you're too good at this there was a guy on american idol years ago that had tourettes but then every time he would sing it was was perfectly fine, and I've never understood that until yesterday. Joey found his calling, I guess. He had not one moment where there was even a little bit of a stutter, because sometimes and like you said, he's self-aware, sometimes it's like

very bad. Sometimes he can't get anything out. Not one problem yesterday. It was amazing. The whole thing, and that's where I said last night, we had our up-fronts, which Ellie was supposed to go to, but then the broadcast was too good. I was like,

so I said to Dick, cause I was sort of like, was hoping that I would be allowed to leave. Cause I didn't want to sit there for four hours. And I kind of said, Dave was, didn't know that I was supposed to go. And he,

he said something and I was like, oh, but well, I can, I can stay if you, if you want me to stay. But I kind of was thinking he'd be like, no,

you gotta go and he was like no you're staying and I was like okay he said are you speaking like first of all the fact that he didn't know who was speaking at the end of the night you and Erica are speaking that's it idiot Ellie said something like I don't know why I'm supposed to go and Fran was like you're supposed to go cause of schnitt talk

what do you mean you're a podcast like what are you talking about like everybody that was going last night was there to basically sell themselves and dave was like no i i think there's a pretty strong steadfast rule here that's if you have a stream going with half a million people you keep the stream going well so i would have missed you know my mother's funeral like sorry mom i'm streaming this is important well so what i was saying was that the moment that i was scared was or the moment I knew I was like, oh this might be something, was when

I was scared. Everyone was silent, like dead silent and staring at me and I was like, something interesting better come out of my mouth right now, otherwise this just sucks. Pressure packed. And then it happened. I mean, it was so good. Somebody tweeted like, what are they all staring at if they can't see the screen?

And I just wrote back, what do you mean? They're staring at her. She's the only update that they can have. But the moment that I knew it was going to be perfect was the – I mean, I knew it was going to be perfect anyways because you don't know anything. And you self-admitted that. The first home run, which was, like, right out of the gate, and she's, like, trying to explain it. And obviously we all know what's happened, and I'm just like like this is literally a home run in the top of the first and yeah i mean right away it was home runs the the yankees like loaded the bases like they threw you to the fire and i was like it

there's three people on base all three all three bases have people on it and fantastic i think i mean they fought the calls are lit up joe from detroit what's up what's up kfc k, KFC, KC? Ellie, good job, and I don't want you to take offense to any of this, but we could have put Blind Mike, we could have put Leroy, PFT's dog there. Anybody was going to kill it, and the only reason is because it would shit on White Sox Dave, and that guy is a joke, and he's meant to be shit on,

and you did kill it, by the way, but anyone probably would have got those numbers just because White Sox gave. I actually don't believe that's true. Sorry, I'm just going to say that's not true. That's not true, but I do understand his point that the other element was like it was the perfect foil. Perfect storm. It really was. So we were at the upfronts, and I was trying to ask them if we could get the stream going up there or a

picture of it or a video clip of it. Cause in my mind, what happened yesterday is the perfect embodiment of Barstool sports. That's if an advertiser ever said like, why should I spend money with you? Or can you explain Barstool? I would play that because it makes it, it came together so fast. It makes like so little sense sense. It combines all different types of personalities, guys, girls, sports, second screen experience, funny, innovative, never seen before,

wasn't planned, wasn't try hard, just happened, organic, all in a matter of 24 hours. There's literally, I don't think there's another company in the world. It just like happened organic all in a matter of like 24 hours. And it, I mean that to me, like there's literally, I don't think there's another company in the world. No,

no other streams with like experts and people planning and trying don't even do those numbers. Yeah. And this is why it worked. Yeah. That's why it worked. It was cause it wasn't planned. It wasn't completely disagree. The reason that the numbers were so high was because it was so authentic.

Like you put Leroy, the dog there like that. No, but, but, but his bigger point about Dave, numbers were so high was because it was so authentic. Like you put Leroy the dog there like that. No, but, but, but his bigger point about Dave, White Sox Dave being the, like also the butt of the joke. And right now I said this on KFC radio is coming out tomorrow. Everybody takes their turn in the blender. And right now it's White Sox Dave's turn. He can't get out of it.

He's been in it for so long. He keeps, he can't, he gets in his own way. But that's the thing. How did he not get here in time? And I damned him last night and I was like, I am so sorry that they dicked you. That sucked the way that you were treated and whatever. But what I don't understand is there's a shuttle.

I'm from Chicago. The amount of times I've gone back and forth from New York to Chicago, numbers now in the 70s, high. There's a shuttle. There's a flight every hour, every single hour on United. How the fuck?

Could have gone yesterday, could have gone early morning. How is that even possible? Well, and I, he said his flight was the only one out of O'Hare that was delayed. Then go get on another one. Yeah, that's true.

There's literally, I'm not kidding, there's one every hour. And even if it didn't get delayed, wouldn't he have been cutting it? Like, I feel like he would have been late just because of traffic, even if he didn't get delayed.

Was it an 11 a.m. flight? Like, happy hour? Yeah. How long is the flight? It's about two hours. So he's getting in at like one or two. Get here for a four o'clock flight. You're definitely cutting it close. But you say everybody takes their turn in the blender.

I mean I know that I've only been here for a couple years now. I've never seen somebody unable to get out or unable to get out of the blender the way White socks davis because he keeps doing no i know i'm not blaming anybody else i'm saying like he cannot get out of his own way like he even said on what monday whenever that everything was happening he was like thank god i don't have to be involved in this and then and immediately immediately was involved in it because he talks shit on twitter it's like get but you gotta get here i mean mean, I just, I wouldn't

ordinarily say anything except I saw the backlash of people being like, Portnoy's being so terrible to White Sox Dave. There are people in the building that think that. This is a fucking storyline. This is like the part of the movie where you're the butt of the joke

and Ellie's the fucking whatever. And that's it, dude. I don't know. It was over the joke and Ellie's the fucking whatever. Like, and like, that's it, dude. I don't know. Yeah. It was over the top, but that was the point.

It was like the extra additional piece of content was this guy who flew here and had to turn right back around. And it sucks that it's at your expense, but it's been, I, you know, everything's been at my expense and your expense and her expense. Like everybody's gone through that.

Like it's part of the, like it's feeling like overly sympathetic towards this kind of stuff. Cause at the end of the day, all of it is like a joke. All of it is content. All of it is a story. Also, he didn't have to pay for anything.

I saw people being like, you made him miss a day of work and he had to fire. That was his day of work. That's his content. I'm sure he's going to talk about it on a podcast. He's going to call into radio. He's going to be all part of it. I might get a bonus because of the views he put up.

Seriously, come on, man. I'm sorry for him. I really liked you chaving in. I saw that today. People were like, that's so mean. You wouldn't even let him upstairs. First of all, he wasn't supposed to be here. It's not like we weren't letting him or Dave wasn't letting him up for a a normal day of work now right the fact that he had to just immediately go back when he it's not

like he was the reason that the flight was delayed but he didn't fucking pay for anything he's not the reason the flight got delayed he's the reason why he wasn't here on time yeah if you have you ever have you ever like if you're late to class and the professor like closes the door and it's like no that's it like you can't come in that's what happened he like he if you're late to class and the professor, like, closes the door and it's like, no, that's it. Like, you can't come in. That's what happened. Like, he had a big thing to be here for. He wasn't there. And the boss said, well, then you're not here at all. And he's not supposed to be here.

He lives in Chicago. Like, he was coming in for that stream. And he wasn't here for it. And he wasn't here for it. I don't want to pile on him. I'm more talking about the reaction to him. That's what I'm saying too. The Barstool fans and Barstool trolls and the people who really get into it on the internet with Barstool love the like sympathy to pick like a sympathetic

figure and be like, he's the common guy or he's like the normal dude and you have to, and it's like, I don't know, man, like it was a job and he fucked it up and the boss was mad. And that's the soap opera you're watching right now. Like that's,

you know, today's episode is about the guy who fucked up at work and the boss got mad. And tomorrow it'll be someone else. And the next day he'll be the hero. Come on. Fucking relax, guys. People saying that they would quit if they were in his situation would be like, no, you wouldn't. You sign up for what you sign up for.

I do think I would have fought in like fought in, in one month, one month, Ethan being the guy to tell you like, you can't come upstairs. I'd be like, all right, listen, I understand Dave doesn't want me up there,

but like he or someone else is going to have to say that to me. Not fucking you. A thousand percent. Whenever the whole narrative was like, yeah, but that's also funny. It's funny that he sent down the skinny, like new intern to be like the bouncer for Barstool.

I wish we could have talked to the security guard. I should have done that whenever we came back last night because I'm just curious what the building security guard was thinking during that. Because Dan said as we were walking out to go to the up front, he said if you can get past Ethan, you can go upstairs. I'm sure the security guard was like what the fuck? Am I going to have to break up a fight?

What's happening? This isn't a lobby in the middle of Manhattan. When Ethan took the gum, that was so funny. Dwight Toxley was like, what am I supposed to do with this gum? And he was like, I'll take it. And he just poured a handful. I don't know. It was just so funny to me.

Nolan from Connecticut. What was Ellie's best call of the night? Hey, what's going on? I actually have a couple of notes bouncing around. I know it's a feeding frenzy on Dave right now. Back to Ellie. About those upfronts. Those companies that were at the meeting last night, they're fully aware of what you were doing. They have somebody who went back and watched you. That was the best thing that

could have happened. They're seeing that you're much, much, much watch TV. You're an electric factory just naturally being yourself. I was going to say, yeah, you being at the upfront, maybe like schmoozing and talking to some people is not nearly as valuable as everyone talking about you at the upfront. Like she's doing content right now. Exactly. Exactly. And,

uh, going back to your best call tonight, it was actually kind of a pivotal moment late in the game. Obviously it wasn't that close, but it was the only spark of hope that the Yankees had. It was that, uh, dribbling for,

it was a single by, uh, what's his name? Single by had. It was that dribbling first. It was a single by, what's his name? Single by somebody. It was a bouncer. And he ends up beating. It was an infield base hit. And he ends up beating the tag. It got reviewed. But you actually called it pretty well.

Yeah, you remember that call? I do. That just showed. The one that got overturned? Yeah, exactly. I mean, I thought that was hysterical. The boys' reaction and you just, like, walking them through the review. Did Joe Buck just walk in the office?

I saw out of the very corner of my eye, I think that Joe Buck just walked in the office. If Joe Buck is here. I think he just walked in with Dan. Absolutely. He needs to get a picture with Ellie or having talk. I saw it out of the corner of my eye. That was like right over here. So I don't know if it was him or not,

but it sure looks like it's out of the corner of my eye. And the cash cab guy just walked in. What's up, Ben? If Joe Buck is here, that is like the greatest. He's probably doing the game in New York. Now there's a rain out. There's no game today. Right. So maybe he's like, all right, I a rain out. There's no game today. Right.

So maybe he's like, all right, I'll come by. Maybe that was just wishful thinking. Because, of course, while we're talking about Ellie's amazing calls, Joe Buck walks in and he's one of the best in the game. I don't know how we can figure out. I mean, maybe we can text Kelly Martin or something. That would be spectacular. I might have seen a mirage.

I don't know. It might have been a mirage. You guys are just wishful thinking. I hallucinated. I don't even know who Joe Buck is other than what you guys have said. He's just like the guy. He was doing World Series games when he was like 26 years old. He's like the goat.

He's so good. Let's get to these calls. People love their alley. And can confirm, Joe Buck is a- I knew it. I knew I didn't hallucinate. Yes. I knew it.

At the very least, we got to get a picture. I would love to fucking get his thoughts on this. He just walked in. I'm sure PMT will get his thoughts. But God, to be like, hey, Joe, your whole career has just been fucking cocked by Ellie. Like, hey, old school broadcasting out. New school, Ellie's going to do this shit. Mike from California, what do you got?

Hey, guys. First of all, KFC, big fan. Casey and Ellie, you guys are both great. But for last night, I legitimately stayed at work at my office for an extra hour and a half to not miss what happened. It was hilarious. It was perfect. You hear what people are saying? They set their house on fire.

They stayed at work for you. People hate work. They want to get out of work and they stick around for you. It got to the point when I was, so I was watching it while having the stream as the sound and I had the game muted

and I was watching balls and strikes and when it was a ball, I would say what you were saying. So I'd be like, he caught it, nothing happened. Like it started happening instinctually. You got your own style now.

I'm telling you, I'm going to yell commercial every time now. Commercial is the most electric thing ever. Did me and Rudy perhaps maybe get a chance? Was there any chance you were going to say Yahtzee? No! They tried to trick me and tell me that you're supposed to say Yahtzee between innings. And then I said something to Coley about it.

I was like, yeah, but I think that's fake. And he's like, oh, they're trying to fuck with you. You only say it between the third and the fourth inning. Rudy pulled that out. I was actually just trying to give you a lesson on some terms. I know you were. And then Rudy said that. And I was like, okay, let's run with this.

Well, neither of you made a face. You were just like, no, we're serious. I know. I thought we, I didn't think you were going to do it, but I was like i was like i think there's like a 10 chance i'm surprised you didn't ask me that there have been times where gaz has told her stuff about sports and she'll come to me be like this isn't true i'm like no don't do it trustworthy like he's somewhat trustworthy right yeah guys you know to always like keep it i was like if you if you were like think about in that bottom of the first inning there's been a home run like everyone was like, if you were like, think about in that bottom of the first inning, there's been a home run, like,

everyone's, like, getting their, you know, getting their feet under them, being like, alright, how's this gonna work? And then you were just like, alright, they went to commercial. Yahtzee! That would've been so embarrassing. And they just stared at them, and everyone was like, what the fuck does that mean? Oh, it would've been crazy. Does that mean there was a home run? Yeah, Yahtzee usually would be like, Yahtzee would be like

a home run. You could say Yahtzee. Oh, man. Alex from Florida, what's up? First of all, Joe Buck could not hold Ellie Schmidt's job. I just got to say, I'm a coach fan. I'm a pretty casual baseball fan. I'll watch like a couple games a year and I'll follow along. Other than that, I was glued in from the time the stream started at work. I watched it.

I had it on in my car while I was driving home, got home, put it on my TV, and watched it until the very end. My fiance got home and started watching it with me. How many of you know she's ever watched a baseball game? Just so well done. Did you get a lot of, like, shnit head feedback with, like, your girls watching you,

like, being like, this this is funny this is crazy it was mostly people who had never like that don't engage with me normally I gained like eleven and a half thousand followers at this count

like and it's probably on twitter yeah it's mostly dudes probably I can't really check but I would ask that's actually great though because it's like

you're getting a new like audience but yeah I definitely had when I posted it when I posted the clip of it then I was getting feedback from my girls who were like this is so funny i've watched 100 times that is amazing oh yeah the little clips are so good too because people that didn't know it was happening were

catching wind of the little clips like on social and they're like well what the fuck is going on we have to go watch this i had one of my guy friends in california texting me literally at 4 a.m because he got home from the bar after watching the games and saw my tweets about it and rewatched the entire thing. I had 27 text messages. I'm not kidding. From him. Because he was live texting me of her performance.

He was doing his play-by-play of Ellie's play-by-play. Yeah, oh, he was like, this moment was great. And I woke up and I was like, somebody either died or Rob really liked the stream last night. One or the other. No, I had guys that I went to college with and high school with that I haven't talked to and like, bye. Oh, I'm sure.

Coming out of the woodwork. Who were like, yeah, saw you on the thing. Great work. And I'm just like, thanks. Oh, yeah, you're going to have that for a while. Let's hit a break. When we come back, I mean, there's still plenty of calls for Ellie

and I'd like to get a couple of Yankee fans in here. And I want to know who you thought was like the best and the worst of the Yankee Animals. Oh, I have it. Oh, I'm sure you do. After the break, more Ellie. There are also Red Sox guys on that show. Just like fire, turning up the weight.

Rocking the world up for just one day. Watch this madness, colorful charade. Well, you hit it, and you're running, and it bounced on the ground, and they're throwing it. But he didn't make it to the end. No. And the game's over. And the game's over. We lost.

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Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. I know you like that. I see the girls in the club, they getting wild for me. Alright, let's get it.

I thought I was going to be flying solo, but KZ Smith saunters in right at 1 o'clock on the dot. She's here. I've been here this morning, Kevin. I had to leave for a little bit. You said you were going to be late. Well, yeah. So I said let's go. Solo episode. Do you want to do the show by yourself? Get the fuck out of here, bird. Do you want me to leave for a little bit. You said you were going to be late. Well, yeah. So I said, let's go. Do you want to do the show by yourself? Get the fuck out of here, bird.

Do you want me to leave? Hi, Erica. Awkward when your CEO walks by and you're sexually abusing your co-host here. You're berating your female employee by saying, shut the fuck up, bird. She probably doesn't even understand that reference. She just shook her head and was like, whatever, dude. Yeah, of course the door was open, so it was really shit luck for you.

Casey's here. The Rocket is not. The Rocket has strep throat. Yeah. Which I thought was for sure a lie, but apparently it's true. Because he went from watching the game and being fine to like, I'm out with strep throat. I was like, no, you didn't. Bullshit.

What day is today? Thursday? So on Tuesday, when all that stuff went down, the Yankees stream, he was complaining about not feeling well. Now, listen. I complain when I don't feel well. He complains. Guys, in general.

Oh, I'm so sick of fucking hearing that. Girls love to say that. Guys complain when they're sick. Girls love to say that. Guys complain when they're sick. Guys are such fucking babies. No fucking kidding. We complain when we're sick. It sucks. Well that guys complain when they're sick. Guys are such fucking babies. No fucking kidding we complain when we're sick.

It sucks. Well, yeah, but you guys complain more than girls. Okay, you guys complain all the other times. Yeah, that's what I just said. So shut the fuck up when we're sick. That's what the fuck I said, Kevin. When we're sick and it's like, oh man, I feel like shit. Girls are like, oh, here we go. It's another man complaining about being sick. What am I supposed to do?

Fucking celebrate it? No. There is a difference. Now, I've never seen you What am I supposed to do? Fucking celebrate it? No, there is a difference. Now, I've never seen you sick, so I don't know how you handle it. But there have been men in my past that they don't just complain. Everybody complains when they're sick. No one's happy about being sick, but they become babies when they're sick. I'll tell you what the fuck is going on. I'll tell you what the fuck is happening.

We're so goddamn sick of you complaining and making our lives miserable so like 99 of the other time we're putting up with your bullshit and we're trying to make you happy and we're trying to be good at work and be good at home and make sure you're fucking satisfied and shut up and then when we're sick we're like oh i can't do any of it anymore can you just fucking scratch my head and make me some soup? I was about to say, I actually like taking care of people when they're sick to a certain degree. Now, if it's like the disgusting like, if I get in the same room

as you, I'm also going to catch it. But like, I'm okay with that. I also feel like some men, maybe not you, do become babies about it where they just can't even like lift their arms. It's because it's our bodies and our brains finally giving in and being like, I'm sick and this is miserable and I have to deal with this bitch still.

Fuck. Well, if you still have to deal with her when you're sick, she's just not being a good caretaker. We just need a little TLC. Right. I'll tell you what. It's not hard. It's hard out here for being a white male, okay?

Yeah, it's tough for you guys. It's tough. It's very tough. No, hard out here for being a white male, okay? Yeah, it's tough for you guys. It's tough. It's very tough. No, but we are forgotten in these scenarios. You guys get all the attention and all the concern and all the sympathy. You guys are always fighting from behind. Always. All the worry.

Yeah. And then when we get sick, it's like, hey, could you maybe help me out a little bit for once? Yeah. And it's really tough for you in the street. Oh, men complain so much when they're sick. Well, all that being said jared was complaining in the office on tuesday that he was like his throat was hurting and i was like well you have

to do the yankee stream tonight anyway so you might as well just suck it up and go get some like cough drops at duane reed and i just ignored it i was like what like he was he was mentioning it in the like to everybody sitting around i was like whatever jared's just complaining and then yesterday when he texted me and was like are you gonna be at radio today because of usually we're filming the college football show and i was like no we're going on the road he's like okay so kevin won't be by himself my throat really really hurts and i was like okay then he said he went to the doctor and i was like jared karabas getting up and going to the doctor sounds like it must be bad i mean it must be bad this he to go to the doctor when you're sick

and you know that like you know nothing's like really wrong you're just like i mean i would just think i'm sick and it'll go away soon you know he said he couldn't talk it was actually a good thing because they give the antibiotics yeah he he said that he couldn't like he physically could not talk yesterday so then that i was like okay whatever like he'll probably be back on thursday and then i texted him this morning it was like are you coming to radio today how are you feeling he's like i'm back at the doctor again they have to do another throat swab i was like okay now if the rocket is going to the doctor twice in a 24-hour span and he's allowing them to stick a swab down his throat he must be really have you ever gotten the swab in your nose yes it hurts so bad like put the q-tip into your fucking brain i hate it well

yeah that it's just not as bad as when you have to go to the lady dr kevin so i'm not gonna i'd rather get something a fucking q-tip in my pussy than on my brain and we got zah laughing through the glass at 105 folks things are supposed to go in there. They're not supposed to go up your nostril. That thing is designed to have things go inside of it. That's actually not a bad logic, but it's not the same. I mean, what?

You're complaining about a little Q-tip in there? No, no, no. I'm not going to do this to the nice people that are listening to this during lunch. I'll explain to you off the air what it actually does. If we're talking Q-tips strictly strictly going into your brain is worse than going to your pussy well q-tips but like okay that's all that's okay i don't know what else goes in there i'm just saying if we are talking about q-tips but the length of the q-tips that they use at gyno a little bit different and that's they're not just like whatever i don't

want to talk about this anymore i brought it up i and I'm, I'm already brought it up. I'm 86 in this conversation. I'm done with it. Uh, going to the doctor is a terrible, I got to go into the dentist. I haven't gone to the dentist in 10 years. Uh,

Erica has a great dentist. You should go to him. see, here's the thing. I actually have gone to the dentist recently, but for a very specific and quick thing, I have these veneers and i have a broken one yeah and i keep getting a quick fix when it breaks and like i'm going to need to get these

fucking done for real but the problem is you can't just do like one veneer because then it looks off so you have to do all of them and i don't have the money how many do you have four my four front teeth they're all fake okay and i'm i just know that i'm gonna get caught eventually with like a broken tooth and like a bad like I have to go to like a live show or do something big yeah but that's content it's a gruesome sight if you have a broken tooth

it's terrible you look like unforgivably ugly I had a little tiny chip that every once in a while like when I go to a new dentist I'll be like what happened here it's a broken veneer that's around they like you leave like a nub of your actual tooth. Oh my God. And you put a veneer around it.

So when the veneer breaks, you see like half veneer and half nub. It is gruesome. It'd be funny though. I remember when I first got them. It'd be very funny. I was younger. So at the time I'm like, what?

I'm like an idiot, like kid basically. And they ground down all four of them. So before they put on the fake ones, I just looked in the mirror and I took a picture and I had these nub teeth. Gross. Looked like a little homeless pirate. Like you belong in the shantytown. I'm out on the shantytown, by the way.

Where were you ever in on the shantytown? I felt bad for them. I don't feel bad for them anymore. You idiots trying to give them food. Did we ever talk about that on air? No. Casey and Daniela took a fucking case of Shake Shack down to the shanty. Kevin, give a little bit of context. Am I right, sir?

I mean, that is. No, listen to me. It's like feeding the pigeons in the park. They all come a fucking. That's the thing. You can't do that because now they expect it every single time. You're actually doing more harm to them. No, no, no, no, no, no, no.

They rejected it. Okay, I need more harm to them. They rejected it! I need to hear this justification. This is where the justification was. So this was on the heels of the chicken sandwich gate, right? So we, I think it was our lawyers, Barstool's lawyers, decided they wanted to order everybody's Shake Shack. Well, the problem was

it was on a Friday that nobody was here, and they made the joke like, make sure you order enough for everybody to get to. So I went with Daniela, who, by the way, is a crazy person. She was going to go pick up all of this shit by herself, 200 hamburgers and 200 French fries. She was going to go pick that up. It was crazy. So I went with her. We have literally like 10 to 11 bags of food. And I'm like, there's no way that we're going to be able to eat all of this. And guess what? There was no way we're going to be able to eat all of food. And I'm like, there's no way that we're going to be able to eat all of this. And guess what? There was no way we're going to be able to eat all of it.

So I'm sorry. The kindness in my heart, I'm like, well, we're either going to throw these away or we can give them to the homeless people who are begging for change outside. And the first thought that everybody had was two things. One, they're going to sue us for food poisoning, which is the dumbest thing I've ever heard. And then that i don't know it was like you know i think it was probably i think it started from like jack mack or somebody they're like you know that they could sue you if they get sick i'm like no they can't we don't have a food license and two i'm not going down and being like hey i work in three three three i probably shouldn't say that oh it's out there it's out there i work for barstool sports here's our floor here's the I was like, I'm just a random person giving them food.

It's not feeding the pigeons if they don't know who you are. So here's my counter argument. The one that I was, I guess, was instilled in me from my mom and all that. But pretty much you shouldn't give them anything because you're trying to teach them how to fend for themselves. Because people, us, the human beings, the way our brains work, if I give you that hamburger, that motherfucker, next time you walk downstairs and you don't have another burger in your hand, he is going to chirp you. You actually just made them more homeless, Casey. Congratulations.

I understand not giving them money. But how about them saying no? Then the plot twist. I went down and i talked to queen it was a beautiful briefcase of wonderful shake shack burgers and they were like no thanks i said i leaned down and i was like hey you know we have this this now granted like they were cold they didn't say that but i was like i mean listen whatever i said i mean they came through the garbage can you have to complain about the temperature the temperature. I mean, it wasn't meant. They didn't.

They didn't complain. But I said, you know, hi, do you guys want some hamburgers? And, you know, the queen bee. You know which one I'm talking about. She was so nice. She was like, you know what, honey? We're okay. We just ate.

And I was like, well, I can leave it here. Like, I can just leave it behind. She was like, no, it's okay. I was like, all right. And I made sure that I was like, are you sure you don't want me to just leave this sitting here because all your friends are about to come back and there's like 17 hamburgers in here and she's like no we already ate have a good day so then i'm like well what the fuck i'm not going to go back upstairs with these hamburgers after everyone else so what did she do oh what did i do i walked around was with daniella she went in search of more homeless people i did i went i

went to all the people around home Station. Which there's a bunch. And every time I would stop, for a homeless person, I would say, would you like a hamburger and fries? And every single one of them took the hamburger and fries, except for the Barstool Shantytown.

Because they're not really fucking homeless. Those people are just derelicts. They're just assholes. And you know the guy that's downstairs that is in the wheelchair that doesn't have any legs? Yeah. I gave him two hamburgers and fries, and I'm proud to say he has not bothered me again since so with so with

homeless people i'm uh i'm all in on the long game so if it's something that's going to help you out in the long run so like you know if you ask if you want me to pay for like a class or something that i'll pay for a class i'll donate towards that but it's something that's a continuing education i'm saying i'm saying if some if it's something that will help them out, help them help themselves. You give them money and they're just going to go buy booze and drugs. But here's the thing is that, yeah, you can't give them money. I understand that. But when we had all that food that was just going to get wasted,

it was so much food. And it was like 4.30 or 5 on a Friday afternoon that no one was here. All I know is they go tell their homeless friends, if you hang out on the corner here on this avenue, burgers appear. Kevin, Dave wanted to give them Barstool merch. I know. I don't like that idea either.

So that when people got close to the office, they were nowhere in Barstool country. I think we should go down there and blast them with hoses. Did you not know that, Tom? I think we should throw rocks at them until they leave. He wanted to give them big Barstool logo shirts and just give them a ton of merch so that when people get close to our building, they'll know they're in Barstool. I'm all for that.

And we're worried about me passing out hamburgers. You guys are just bad people. Well, that's not what we're discussing right now. That may be true. What I'm discussing is the homeless people. Yeah, well, I don't. Everyone gets all bent out of shape until you're in the city and they bother you and they push you or they touch you or they approach you and they harass you. Nobody's touching me.

You know, it's like, come on. No, I agree. Now, there are also some. I'm not saying. There's some nice ones. There's some terrible ones. I'm not saying all homeless people are equal because they're not. They're also.

All homeless are not created equal. No. And there's also ones that like are terrifying and and creepy that scream at you, especially at night. I got duped today. I got duped. What'd you get duped by? I sat down on the shuttle next to someone who did not look homeless. She looked kind of like a ragamuffin, but she didn't look homeless.

Yeah. Okay. But she had a blanket, kind of. She had a shawl on her. It was covering her up. And then, but she had like a blanket kind of, she had like a shawl on her. It was like covering her up. And then she ended up standing up and like her toes, like all of a sudden I saw her feet and they were, I was just like, wow, you duped me. I'm sitting next to a homeless person.

This is no good. Oh, I thought, that's not where I thought that was going to go. I thought you were going to say that you thought she was homeless and you helped her out and then you realized she wasn't. No, no, no, no. I'm first. That's why I don't help anybody. Listen, it's every man for himself in these streets out here until you have like literally a hundred hamburgers left over like we we can pass them out you can but

then you encourage more homeless people i honestly haven't noticed any difference since i walked over to pin station first of all you think any of the homeless people at pin station knew who the fuck i was no no they don't have outside right outside the different story but well you got first of all feet are like the dead giveaway for the homeless people yeah yeah she had them like she like a bag in the way of them and then when she stood up i just saw these toes they came out like talons like an eagle talon like i was like whoa whoa, get me out of here. I would never have sat here, lady. Well, was she touching you? She was close.

She was close enough. She was like a seat away. Huh. Well, there's homeless people everywhere. Isn't that so funny? That's why the subway is the great equalizer. It's like you could be doing well, you could be killing it, and you're sitting next to a literal vagrant, you know?

Yeah. It's like, here we are. If I was a homeless person, I would just ride, and it was like cold as it is. That's what they do. I would just ride back and forth. Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's what they do. What are you going to do? I mean, I just have a...

I have less of a problem with the homeless people than the people who stand outside and try to get you to sign stuff. Yeah, those people are terrible. They're terrible. Like, there was a lady outside last week Don't you have jobs? Go to work! That she lady outside last week you have jobs go to work she was like do you have 30 seconds for planned parenthood she was targeting every woman obviously and i was like no sometimes i just want to like i just want to like like forget about my actual

beliefs i just want to fuck with them well my thing is no you're murdering babies you know just like yeah yeah let's talk about it you murderers yeah no i don't i don't really know what how if that's ever worked like how many times has that actually worked because when i see people actually stop i just get such a kick out of it it's like i live in new york city lady no one here has time for anybody but themselves like that's the whole point of living in new york is like you you walk on the the sidewalk too slow and people fucking hate you let alone if you stop you i also like in in a city like this is like you know everybody's kind of like on the same page when it comes to like issues like that no

like the vast majority of people are like i don't feel like you have many people who are going to be like super hardcore pro-life here in new york city i don't know probably i mean there's so many how many millions of people live in New York City yeah there's a lot but I'm just saying you're around you know certain states and certain cities just oh yeah you know what I mean yeah my my not even just with like those types of things like there was a guy outside of like the T-Mobile store the other day trying to get me to stop to talk about the new iPhone I was like no I'm gonna get the new iPhone not here when I want to. Not because you stopped me on the side of the road. T-Mobile? What am I, homeless? If a T-Mobile person approached me

and said, do I look like a homeless person, sir? There's one outside of T-Mobile right now. Unless they're going to be an advertiser with us. In that case, T-Mobile is awesome. Let's take some calls here. We got some homeless people calls. What's up, James?

Hey, guys. How's it going? Good, man. Good. I work a couple blocks away from you guys, actually, and there's a homeless shelter right next to our office. Our whole block is covered in these people. Well, that might make sense.

In general, the neighborhood is quite littered with them. I used to live next to a homeless shelter when I was in Hoboken. There's a homeless shelter on 3rd and I want to say Bloomfield maybe? And I was right around the corner from it. It's sad.

Yeah, they were always lining up for soup and clothes and stuff like that i feel like it's like they like people who are just down and out like that is so much of a sadder site than like there's the drug addicts like there was a woman the other day this i don't want to i'm exiting another conversation so i'm gonna get sad but there was a woman right outside of our office like just a block down that was breastfeeding you have the baby yeah i saw her can't i almost gave that person money if i had cash i would have there's a baby involved it was breastfeeding. You have the baby. Yeah. I saw her. Can't. I almost gave that person money. If I had cash, I would have baby involved.

It was like, she was sitting on the ground of a very busy street in Manhattan with a baby. But almost, I, I like just try to tell myself so I could sleep at night that that's like a scam artist that she's just trying to make extra money because, because you never see homeless kids. I never see babies. No, that wasn't. Yeah. That and dogs can't do the dogs money. Because you never see homeless kids. I never see babies.

No, that wasn't. Yeah, that and dogs. Can't do the dogs. Yeah. Can't do the dogs at all. The dogs I've seen before. Babies is wild. Well, yeah.

Oh, it's, I mean, it's horrible. And you feel so bad. Because, like, I don't carry cash. Like, I don't, I haven't carried cash since I worked in that. You got to get that Venmo going, lady. Oh. Homeless Venmo. But then you have to have a phone.

I know. And a bank account. I know. It's quite problematic. Dominican Dylan. Hi, Dylan. lady oh homeless venmo but then you have to have a phone i know and a bank account i know it's quite problematic dominican dylan hi dylan hey what's up no just like the homeless people i remember one time there was uh like where i live i live on the upper east side so like i live in a brownstone so like i remember one time i woke up there's some dude just sleeping on my porch basically on the steps and i get him up i'm like yo what's going on get up bro get up he's like no no this is like public

property it's like a park i go you mean it's like a park he's like it's steps you don't live on steps do you i was like are you fucking kidding me i got so fucking livid that day it's like some of them it's like i felt bad at first and then he was and then he gives an attitude i remember one time also you give him change some dude was like no i don't i don't take change fuck out of here i know i get picky right it's it's a weird conversation because i feel like uh you can tell how like jaded of a person you are. And basically if you live here or not, when, when considering your approach to like the homeless situation, because I feel like if you don't live here,

you feel bad. You want to help. It's a problem. And like, how could you be so, you know, heartless. And then when you live here,

I'll give him a fucking second look now. Yeah. It's like, and maybe that's, listen, Dylan, maybe me and you, like, maybe it's not a good thing. Maybe we should be more compassionate or whatever, but all I know is, it's like,

you know, half of them are scamming and half of them are hustling. Like, the baby thing, that's a whole different ballgame. That was crazy. That is so sad. I've seen that a couple times and I give them, like, a 20 or something, but, like, not even the dogs don't even do it for me, though. Like, I don't even care about that one either. It's so sad I've seen that a couple times and I give them like a 20 or something But like Not even the dogs don't even do it for me though

Like I don't even care about that one either Yeah the dogs The dogs are kind of old hat No no no I don't feel bad for the homeless person I feel bad for the dogs So what I normally do if I see Especially during the summer in the city I will go and get the dog water

Again I'll get a bowl. And I mean, I just feel like the dog has nothing. And if you give it money, give the homeless person money, he's not buying anything for the dog. Yeah, no way. Yeah, I agree with that. No, one guy always had a dog. Anytime I'd go to my dad's barber shop and he would say, no, no, I take care of him with food. I just need money

yeah right for the dog he's living a full healthy life getting a nice balanced diet the fuck out of here kev what do you think about tonight let's listen i mean it doesn't uh it doesn't take a genius to understand that you know today's must win for the yankees yankees lose tonight it is over it is going to be cold. It is going to be windy as fuck. And you got Zach Greinke on the mound. If the Yankees can't win this game,

then they don't deserve to be in it anyway. So I kind of view it as like... You know what I think too? Like people are saying, like I know you would know because you've lived in the city your whole life

with these idiots saying, oh, the Bronx do, the Bronx do. Ever since the old stadium left that shit's garbage. I was so stunned when the, when the dude on the twins was talking about like how nasty they are and the Bronx zoo and shit.

Yankee stadium is like the most corporate. Oh yeah. Antiseptic. Like, you know, just blah place. Like everyone calls it a museum. Like it's,ic, like, you know, just blah place. Like, everyone calls it a museum. It's like there's no character.

There's no nothing to it. There's no history to it. And for every, you know, one or two diehard fans in the bleachers or the upper decks, there's about a thousand, you know, corporate outings and people just there for clout and all sorts of shit. I'm just old enough to remember, like, the old stadium. Like, you would go see Red Sox-Yankees, and, like, it would be insane. Like, the stadium would, like, literally shake during playoffs. Like, it would go up and down.

Like, that doesn't happen no more. No, I mean, there was – Like, oh, this is bad. Like, he's never been through shit. Yeah, well, that's the thing is maybe according to them, like, in their version, this is bad. Like, he's never been through shit. Yeah, well, that's the thing is maybe according to them, like in their version, it is bad. But I can certainly remember a day where it was much more rowdy. There was a scene, I guess it was last year,

maybe two years ago in the playoffs, where people were like throwing beers everywhere. And they were like, the Bronx Zoo is back. And that was like pretty live. That was pretty rowdy. But, you know, did you see the video of the dude yesterday trying to hype up the crowd? Oh, yeah, yeah.

That is exactly how I envision it. That's the point. Like, how are you not up in a playoff game? Like, I remember I went to the World Series in 2000 when I was like five or six. And even then, I had like a med shirt and all that for game one. Now, I was getting chirped at a young age. Yeah. Someone told me like an F-bomb, like, get the fuck out of here, kid.

Yeah, you need a little bit more of that juice. And I don't know if they have it. We're actually, thank you for the call. We're going to play the clip now. No problem, guys. Have a good one. We're listening to a clip of Evzah. If you can pull up the video I'm talking about that Hubs tweeted yesterday of the Yankee fan trying to hype the crowd up.

So this dude was sitting in the Legends seats, I guess game. I guess it had to be game three, right? So he's sitting in like the pricey seats and nobody is getting pumped up. So I ask you this question, which which person is worse? The the crowd who's like dead, not standing up for two strikes, not getting into it for an ALCS game, or this dude who is desperately trying to hype up the crowd. Everybody! We got to get up. We're playing Cole. This is the game right here.

Get up! Let's go! I don't understand. I don't understand why you paid all these tickets and you don't want to win the game. I don't understand. I don't understand why you paid all these tickets if you don't want to win the game. I don't understand. Could it be me? Would it be me?

Shove shall not be me. And he claps weird. With two outs in the American League Championship Series. Good luck. He is painfully awkward and cringy, but his message is true. Like the fact that the crowd is not into it for the ALCS is disgusting and deplorable. And that's that's the Yankee Stadium that I know.

I don't think of the Bronx Zoo. I don't think any of that shit. I think of like corporate ass America when I think of the New York Yankees. So who's worse? Where were these seats? The legend seats are like the nice seats, like the nicest seats. Yeah, these are like probably for the playoffs. Like they're probably going for like a thousand dollars.

I'm going to be honest. I think that guy's the asshole. Yeah. I understand what he's saying. But dude, like no, if you're like up in like the top levels or like where the bleachers or whatever else, fine. But these people want to sit down and they want to enjoy a baseball game and they want to drink their nice wine.

Well, here's the thing, Casey. Breaking news. They're all assholes because to drink their nice wine. Well, here's the thing, Casey. Breaking news. They're all assholes because they're Yankee fans. Everybody loses here because, yes, you're right that those seats are not for the rowdy people, but they should be. They should be. Absolutely. That's actually the problem with what happened with Yankee Stadium. And I'm sure it's happening all across the league and probably all through all sports.

You can get your fancy sushi. You can get lobster and steak. You can drink your wine. Kevin, there's fireplaces inside of Kyle Field in College Station. Do you know how cold it gets in College Station? Not very cold. Not very often. And there are fireplaces.

Continue. So to add a little salt and pepper to the whole storyline, this guy's a big Team Portnoy guy. Yeah, apparently he interviewed for the job. For Frankie's job, yep. Yeah. So I like him. I sent out a tweet from the opposite angle. Someone else, this guy Greg, a Jets fan that I follow on Twitter,

sent it to me, and he was like, I do what I want in the Bronx. In the Bronx, I say what I want. I was like, this guy. I wish people could have seen your face just now. I want to strangle was like, this guy. I wish people could have seen your face just now. I want to strangle him with my bare hands. Yet the old Yankee Stadium was, and like I said, this is not just a Yankee thing,

probably not even just a baseball thing. This is probably just like the modernization of sports. But from the, you know, the last seat in the house down to third base, first base, and behind home plate for, you know, first row. The place was filled with, like, real fans. Even, like, the celebrity fans were real. The behind home plate was just as rowdy as the bleachers. And with the new prices and the new stadium, it became a social event.

It became a business event. It became a clout event instead of being about the game. And that's, like I said, that's happened everywhere, but like no more so anywhere else than Yankee Stadium. And that, the whole like trying to get your crowd around you pumped up, never works. Never works. You have to be a person.

You have to be Darren from the 7-Line. You have to be Fireman Ed. You have to be a super fan that people know that this is how this is the shtick. This is what we do. Because my first reaction to, even if I like say I agreed with him and I wanted to cheer, you stand up and you like clap and you like clap in my face and like,

tell me what to do. Fuck off, dude. I'm going to sit there and be quiet on purpose now. Yeah. Both things can be true. People should be cheering because of how big the game is. And that guy's an asshole. And that guy's an an asshole and they don't have to do shit because they paid

for the you don't have to do it anywhere it's like the uh epitome of the re gold club it's like i paid three grand for these seats i can launch a three if i want or whatever the it's like you can sit and do whatever you want in your seat unless you are the only asshole in fact if i was people around him i would be like this guy needs to go he's the only one doing this like no one's following you what's worse uh everybody stand up or like sit down down in front guy uh sit down down in front guy yeah i feel like if you want to cheer you should be able to yes i was at uh i was at the 99 i I think it was 99, it was the Rob Ventura's Grand Single Game. And we were cheering late in the game.

And the guy was like, sit down. It's like the seventh inning of a playoff game, dude. Like, no. If you want to stand up and do that, and you're saying, no, I want to cheer, that's different than you also trying to get everyone around you to cheer. I'm just going to do my thing. And you can't tell me what to do. You can't encourage me to do something. You can't tell me to stop. But I'm not going to get everyone around you to cheer. I'm just going to do my thing. Right, right. That's different. You can't tell me what to do. You can't encourage me to do something. You can't tell me to stop.

But I'm not going to tell anybody else what to do. But now, I'm very hypocritical because I don't like to go to games, period. And then when I'm there, I'm not going to be like the guy starting chants and leading the charge. But I do really like having a home field advantage where the stadium is packed and the place is loud. So, like, God bless the fans who do it. when i watch the seven line and they have their cheers and they're organized shit and they're allowed like from pitch first pitch to last pitch like they are making a difference in the game that's awesome i want that i'll make fun of other fan bases if they don't have that but i personally am not that guy like i you know i look at the the rays

and the braves and teams that are good that like can't even sell out or have like you know shitty crowds i'm always clowning on them but you're also that guy like i would be the braves you know i'm the equivalent of those fans who i just want to go and i'm gonna don't get me wrong i'm i'm into it obviously i'm like living and dying on each pitch but i'm doing it like sitting there in silence like freaking out i'm not like you know uh although i do love a good boo these days i'll get in on the booing i used to not be used to not be a boo guy used to not do it but i love boos and now i'm just all in on boo culture i can't remember who's a dumb thing that we do it is what what why do we sell why do we yell that you want to know something that you're really gonna hate oh god you're really going to hate?

Oh, God. You're really going to hate this. It doesn't help my case for A&M at all. But back in the day, you weren't supposed to be able to boo at A&M. So if you booed, it was a big deal. So they had a different chance. Come on. What did you say?

Why don't we tease it? We go to the break. All right. Go to the break. When we come back, we'll find out what dumbass Texas A&M tradition we have today. But I'd like to preface, it's the older generation that does it. My dad didn't even teach it to me. So go into it with an open mind.

When we come back, we'll figure that riddle out. We'll talk more about Yankee fans. And I got a bone to pick with some Mets fans out there, too. Paige and I might be going to prom together. Oh, not bad. After the break on CCK. I need a dollar, dollar, dollar, that's what I need. Well, I need a dollar, dollar, dollar, that's what I need. Well, I don't know if I'm walking on solid ground.

Because everything around me is falling down.