KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Snitches, Burners, and Biceps

Episode Date: January 13, 2020

Darren Rovell went full snitch and tried to get a twitter troll in trouble at his job. KFC called him out and then Rovell may or may not have created a burner, got caught creating and burner, and then deleted the burner. Tommy Smokes is now Tommy Yoked. Halsey is the hottest woman on the planet and callers talk mushrooms.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Oh. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. Welcome back. I know you like that. How long you been back, man?

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. I see the girls in the club, they're getting wild for me. What's up? It's a Friday here on CCK. Kevin will be here, so don't worry. We will get the Darren Revell take live on air. If you haven't seen that, Kevin Clancy and Darren Revell have been going at it back and forth on Twitter all day. Blogging KFC is back in 2020, so we got an old school Kevin blog about it.

And he'll be here in, I don't know, probably around 1.30. But I have Trent and John with me what's what's up guys hey guys what's going on well I was gonna say I'm gonna ask you today really yeah I don't know why you're stuttering right now because you watch the Halsey music video that probably has something to do with it so we're gonna get to all the Darren Revell stuff obviously we'll probably wait for Kevin to get here because I know they talked about it on the Yak, and Kevin is the culprit of this. The only thing I would say about it is that Revelle picked the wrong time to come at Kevin when he's blogging again.

That's when he's at his most deadly. He is. He's great at the spoken word, but when you – I just read Kevin's blog before I came in here. It's a public assassination. It's a great, great blog. In fact, you know how good a blog it is? Unfollowed Revelle. I've been hate-following Revelle for six, I don't know, seven years.

I don't know, since I heard of him. It's never been a fun follow. It's always been a hate follow. I decided in 2020 I don't need that in my life. I might follow suit. I don't follow Revelle. I think I'm going to do it. I want to stand in solidarity

with Barstool and Kevin. You have to. I disliked him but disliked him that like most people dislike him when he was at ESPN. Now it's just, it's unbearable. It's not fun anymore. It's not even like a fun, there are plenty of fun hate follows.

This is just like a sad, disgusting hate follow and I'm done with those. So, Trent, when you saw all the tweets this morning, and for anybody who's listening that doesn't know, Darren Revell basically was getting trolled by somebody. He said that he probably got stuffed in a locker, which anybody who knows Darren Revell's personality, that would make sense. It's the personality he fosters.

He tries to get those replies. He's a nerdy guy. He's all about the numbers and the stats. And telling somebody you got stuffed in a locker is, I don't know, pretty G. I mean, that's like literally in cartoons. Internet 101. Right. I mean, I'd say it's pre-Internet 101.

It's 1980s television. It's what happened to people like Ravel who act like Ravel in just like Saved by the Bell. You had to get screeched out. I almost call him Skeeter. You got to get screeched out of the locker all the fucking time. Yeah. So he then took that opportunity. Ravel just doesn't have a Mario Lopez.

Yeah, that's true. He doesn't have any of them. You should probably get one of those. Yeah. Well, he's tried. He tried to get like the PMT guys behind him and they wouldn't do it. And he then took this opportunity to go like full-blown offended on this guy. Threatened to like doxx him, call his employer.

He went to his LinkedIn, which, first of all, I don't know the last time I've ever logged into LinkedIn, but I can't imagine. I don't even have one. I can't log in. I don't have one. Yeah, I mean, I think that I've made one when I've not been on it in years and years. Do you know how crazy you have to be to do that? Like, I feel like a fucking loser when I, and I do it all the time, but I still feel like a loser when I do it, when I just, like, click someone's picture. Yeah. Like, one click, and I'm still like, what a fucking dork you are.

And to go to a, like, open a new tab, log in, you probably don't have to log in, he's probably got a face ID, he's Revell. And just be like, okay, I'm going to go research this person on a completely different website. That's nuts. Wait, are you shaming face logins? No, no,

because I just got one. So I guess I got to be over that. Yeah, you got to be over that. Wait, face login, like you can look at your phone and it opens?

Is that what we're talking about? Yeah, he kind of like- It's a new phone. I had an old phone forever. That's what, I don't have that technology yet. Oh,

it's great. Like every, like when you log into Twitter, like from a new browser or whatever, it just logs you in because your face is looking at it. Get out of town. Oh yeah. That's pretty great. That's pretty great uh but beside the point um he he went

crazy I can't imagine like there have been times where like I'll if somebody insults me on Instagram like I'll just click on their Instagram and like see what their life is actually like and be like okay really like I might come back with like one thing Ravel was threatening to I guess call his employer was that what it was he He was saying he was going to call where this guy works because he said he was going to get stuffed in a locker. But keep in mind, it wasn't like he threatened to kill his family. There was nothing that was just super horrible.

And with Revelle, this isn't an empty threat. He did it with that kid in Michigan. He reported to University of Michigan, not Michigan State. Wherever it was, he reported someone to the dean of his college to be like this kid was mean to me on twitter i mean it's just absolutely ridiculous well and of course then kevin jumped in you're absolutely right trent because right now he is in such blog mode like yesterday the whole thing with frankie

and dressing too warm or cold as soon as frankie sat down kevin pulled his phone out took a picture was like i'm blogging this like that like that's's the level of blogging Kevin is on right now. So of course, this was going to be this. He jumps in, goes back and forth. And Ravel ends up saying that Barstool is part of the reason that kids kill themselves because of cyberbullying. And then I did read some of the other replies. He said that he meant it indirectly that Barstool doesn't directly do it, which obviously that's a good case, but he still implied it, said it. And then I did read some of the other replies. He said that he meant it indirectly, that Barstool doesn't directly do it, which obviously that's a good case. But he still implied it, said it. And then Dan jumps in.

And I mean, it's just this whole big mess. And Ravel looks like a complete asshole. I mean, yeah. A complete asshole. It's a Friday. But there are people that are responding to him saying thank you for going against Barstool and the cyberbullying, which makes me upset that there are actually people that believe that we're part of the children's suicide wave. But things like that, it's just whatever. I can't get mad about that.

You don't get mad about anything. You're not getting mad. But it's like you can't even fight it because it's just so stupid. It's like fighting with someone who's saying the sky is green. No, it's not. I don't know what you want to say. It's not. You're wrong. You got mad about the ocean walls with Marty.

One of the things you said in the video that I tweeted out was. We're not doing that. I sometimes still think about that. I do too. I'll just be sitting in my apartment like, are there walls? How bad are they? There was a little tangent real quick. When we did the Banking and Gambler video at MetLife, we were in Lincoln Tunnel, I think is what it's called,

going over to the Meadowlands, and we're just kind of quietly sitting in an Uber, and Marty goes, look around. What's keeping the water out? I was like, he's right! That's the problem. Its walls are

keeping the water out! That argument there has far more validity than anything Darren Revell said this morning. Far more. That is true. We were in a tunnel. We were in an underwater tunnel. And what did you say back? We fought until we had to meddle.

You just fist fought. Sometimes I'll go back and watch that video just because it is so funny with you across the office. You're like, I can't argue with you because it's just so stupid that's darren revell this morning yeah and kevin to his credit kevin kevin's good at that i think that's why kevin and i work well together kevin's good at just having that woman it's like you take the leash off and it's like okay he can actually argue with stupid people whereas i'm just like i don't fucking care whatever but kevin kevin gets the gets the juices flowing and he was fucking i mean that was that was a a kennedy level assassination to put it in terms of that would understand well and yeah and the blog itself when i saw that it was you know

it was the number one blog on the site and it had been up for like a literal minute i was like oh god like what you know how defcon did kevin go the best part about it is he did his Kevin blogging and he just incompletely assassinated him but did it in such a way that like Darren Revell can't even get mad it wasn't like he like went on there and just like name called him and was like fuck you like he was like well I know that this is a problem elsewhere it's not a problem with us it helps when you have logic on your side which Kevin has it on him because yeah rational logical and Revell just doesn't have that I think he responded to the blog saying something stupid again. Oh, he said he was like.

He's just wrong, and Kevin's right. He said something about how he was like half the time. All the time. It's a really good side. It's awesome when that happens. When it works out that way, it's the best. I was in one of those fights like a week ago, and it's just like, this is awesome. Yeah.

You're relishing it. You're like, fuck yes. I'm not wrong. Yeah. Because most of the time I am. Me too. He responded to Kevin's tweet by saying, thanks for putting all my tweets on one page so that now my points are even more coherent.

Now I don't have to waste time doing it. Oh. I don't even know. I don't even understand what he's saying. No, it doesn't make sense. Let's talk about Halsey. Yeah, let's talk about, yeah. We'll get to, again, Kevin will be here in a little bit.

I'm not exactly sure when he's going to be here but i'm sure we'll talk all about that but more importantly halsey dropped a new song and a new music video and i will say i listened to the song first and absolutely loved it to banger and then john showed me the music video yeah and i am a full-blown lesbian right now. It was me, you, and Rudy just stood around my desk watching the video and it was weird because you could just feel

like everyone was horny. It was like, where it works with a bunch of coworkers. Rudy was making noises. Casey's fucking heart monitor was going off. It's true. That is true. It was just like, I know what's happening. It's true. That is true. Yeah. Yeah.

Like, it was just like, I know what's happening with everybody right now. This is. He's not exaggerating. My heart monitor actually did start, like, buzzing. It's like, I'm not working out, and it, like, my heart rate gets too high. It'll buzz. Yeah. And it just, my wrist just started buzzing. I was like, this is a problem.

This is a problem. But, like, I blogged it, and it is. There's been a scourge recently where if, you know, you're hanging out with bar guys being guys, and someone's like, who's your number one? Who's the hottest girl on the planet? And I'm like, I have no fucking idea. You want to talk hot dudes? Pull up a chair. I got time.

Right. But, like, I don't know who the hottest chick on the planet is. Like, I say, like, Emily Ratajkowski, which is the first answer. That's the first one that came to my head, yeah. And then I'm like, I don't know, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel. I don't know who the hot chick on the planet is. I say Emily Ratajkowski, which is the first answer. That's the first one that came to my head. And then I'm like, I don't know, Jessica Alba, Jessica Biel. I don't know. There's really like – I don't have one. Salma Hayek?

Salma Hayek looks great. The Golden Globes. Blast from the past. But I never think of that. And those are all things almost like we had stunted youth, which obviously everyone here had. And we just forgot about the last 20 years. You just can't name anybody it's halsey it's absolutely halsey there's no if everyone listening like the moment someone

asked who's the hottest chick on the planet it's halsey she had the phase where she had the the shaved head and i feel like that was what people always looked at still halls no i know no i know don't get me wrong i know i think she was amazingly hot in that but i feel like that was like a cop out for people like how could I be attractive? It was like that masculinity. Just like, oh, I can't be attracted to somebody with a shaved head. Let me tell you something. First of all, she's had videos in the past where she was dancing in the assless chaps

and all that. Great. This music video, I cannot over exaggerate, is so fucking sexy. And she's got all the different wigs on, too. So she's like blonde, brunette, redhead. She's got people choking her. She's got people groping her. She's rolling around. She's naked. F different wigs on, too. So she's like blonde, brunette, redhead. She's got people choking her. She's got people groping her. She's rolling around.

She's naked. Fully naked on a horse. She's naked on a horse. I mean, John said it. He was like, this blows Christina Aguilera's dirty out of the water. Well, let's pump the brakes. I'm not ready to pump the brakes. I am.

You can pull the e-brake. I'm keeping foot on the gas. I agree with everything you guys are saying up until the dirty part, but... But because you're saying the dirty part

because of the age you were when you saw that music video. That's possible, but to me, when I watched the holiday video, it felt like the song doesn't match the music video. It absolutely does not.

Which confused my brain a lot. I said, do you know how hot a video has to be for the song to be about how she hates a guy? And I'm still fantasizing that the song is about me. But it was –

Actually, that might heighten it. But the – I'm like, yeah, she's talking about me right here. And it's like how you like, fuck you. I hate you. You'll never touch me again. Oh, yeah. That's right up your alley there. Oh, yeah.

That is like John wants to be demeaned it was so opposed with the contrast was so much that I almost felt like the song was dubbed over it or something it took me out of it a little bit don't get me wrong the video is extremely hot Halsey is unbelievably hot it just I was I was confused a little bit about the the song and the music I will give you this so if you go listen to it on Spotify it's playing the music video in the back but it's like all shaded over so you can't really see it and i thought that it was like a pre like a video that was already made before the song i was like why is she naked yeah because this song is all about just like hating on somebody and saying like i'm really glad that you're out of my fucking life and then you watch the music video and you're like oh she actually is naked and getting groped yeah which i mean listen the music video is something

now the the part that did make sense when she was like you'll never be able to touch me again and the guy's like choking her i mean that was pretty good that made sense that was pretty good i guess my with dirty for me and christine aguilera it all felt like the same thing so my brain was able to compute it easier you're also what like what, like 13, if even? I don't even, I'm not sure what year. Zah, what year did Dirty come out? Oh. Sorry, I was scoping out the video. These are some big words right here. Dirty level?

That's, see, Zah. I said if I wasn't through puberty, which is up for debate, because I'm quite hairless, the... 2002. I would have it above Slave for You and Dirty. There's recency bias

involved here, and there is some nostalgia involved here with the other side, but it's on that level. You can pop it up there, and I don't think there are many people who are going to fight with you. I've got to study the footage a couple times, and I'll get back to you. Yeah, study the footage. So it's 2002, so you're 14. I was 13, so I was blasting

off every two seconds. And that definitely goes along with what I like about it. But Slave for You is another one that I hadn't thought of. That's right up that alley, too. I'm into the video. I like it. I just, the one part was I was like, I feel like she should be driving down a truck, like, on a dirt road or something. Yeah.

And it sort of took me out of it, which was strange. Well, and it also does take away from it, you know, like, these days. Like, I sound like an old person but it's like you can go see naked people on the internet on instagram at any given time whereas like back then you couldn't so like seeing right like christina aguilera in that outfit was like oh my god you can't see that anywhere you can literally go to her instagram at any point and see her but it's the fact that she's also so fucking talented and really angry and the appeal of christina aguilera was like she had been genie in a bottle, like clean cut, not like that. And then she made the turn and it was like now she's at an orgy with Method Man.

And it's just fucking awesome. Or Redman. Redman or Method Man. I don't know. Well, it's like Britney Spears did Hit Me Baby one more time where she was a Catholic schoolgirl. Then all of a sudden was coming out with I'm a Slavery. Was Toxic like that too? Toxic was much later.

Toxic was like junior high school. Well, what was the one where she was in the full red suit? Oh, that was Oops I Did It Again. Yeah, that's a pretty good one too. I don't even watch music videos anymore, unless it's somebody that I really like. I would probably have not even known the music video existed if John hadn't blogged it. I can't disagree that she's one of the hottest women on the planet right now I think she's and and she fits my perfect yes she does profile because like this is early KFC radio like probably seven years

ago when me Dan and Kevin got a big fight because my number one girl on the planet at the time was pink because I like girls covered in tattoos who would think I'm a pussy right that's that is like I come in I'm like hi nice to meet you I'm John though get the fuck away from me before I beat your ass like that's the girl yeah who really revs my engine and Halsey Halsey's like pink 2.0 it makes perfect sense I can't believe I hadn't like thought of that in the in the bar conversation and i think the new pink that's the hospital i think she might be hotter than pink yeah oh she is physically she's hotter than pink she's and guess what she writes all her own music she's fucking she's never

put out a bad song in history and there are times too where i was like who's this like paul's son of a bitch i should have known that of course it's a fucking what was her i mean obviously she was on the chain smoker song that like super, super viral, but what was her first big individual song? Was it before the Chainsmokers? I honestly don't know. Because Closer was obviously her breakout song, right? No, I don't think it was.

She was already famous before. Was she Bulletproof? No, you know what? She was on a song with Justin Bieber on... No, that's LaRue, I think. She was on a song with Justin Bieber on Purpose, too. Without Me? Without Me is a huge one.

Bad at Love, that's a big one. She was on the Purpose album, and there was a... Halsey's so talented, she made The Chainsmokers. We were your favorite people. The Chainsmokers, without Closer, without Halsey, isn't Closer. No, I mean, yeah, that was probably their most famous song. And Halsey made that song. And that will forever be their song.

Don't Let Me Down was pretty big before that. But no, I mean, I can't disagree. Like, that song is what kind of, like, shot them up even further. But she was on purpose. I don't feel like I knew who she was before Purpose. But maybe that's just because I wasn't paying attention to her. And I obviously was paying attention to Justin Bieber. Is she dating anyone right now?

I don't think so. I mean, I would assume not with that song. She has a new album coming out. You're available? John Feidelberg, available. She's interesting. Is she your number one hall pass right now? Haven't had that discussion, but...

Let's just go ahead and put it on the record. She's my number one keep a secret. Share it on SiriusXM right now who's your number one Trent I see he brought up a good point earlier like the bar discussion thing I don't have like Radjikowski was the first one that came to my mind but I mean I feel like like Emily Radjikowski is like the just like the cliche answer like I'm not saying it's a wrong answer I don't think there's a i don't think there's a number two i think it's i think it's ratakowski and then it's fucking i don't know people from the 90s yeah nostalgia is huge and that's like the only ones i can go back to i can't it feels like the market is so saturated with uh instagram people it really is guys and girls i don't know like i feel with yes i mean obviously guys and girls and instagram people real quick i gotta to give a shout out to Dave for the meanest thing I've ever heard yesterday.

He said Tommy looks like a fitness girl who got too into it. Oh. That is so mean. That is straight up the meanest thing I have ever heard. Did you hear what else he did yesterday? No. He called every girl in the office in to, like, ask them what they think of Tommy. And I guess I was, like, fifth or sixth.

I was, like, I was recording and I came out and they're like, get in there. And I was like, what am I walking into? I didn't even know what it was. And I guess majority of the girls agreed with Dave, which is, like, the meanest thing ever. Like, to give, like. Tommy's trying to better himself. I don't know if this is giving Tommy credit or not giving him credit. But, like, it's not like he walks in and you see,

like he looked jacked in that video, but before that, you were just like, he was fuzzing. He looks pretty much, still looks like Tommy, yeah. He just looks a little bit more in shape, and what I said on the radio was I was like, I like it for him because he's walking around with more confidence. Like if he's walking around with more confidence,

then he's probably going to get laid more and good for Tommy. And Dave's like, I don't like it. Like, okay, well, Tommy likes it, so just let it happen. But somebody called him the SpongeBob. I think Fran. Fran said he looked like SpongeBob with muscles, which is so mean. Boy, yeah. I watched.

They tweeted out. Barstool Radio tweeted out the clip, and it got ugly for a couple minutes. Poor Tommy. And I, again, at the time when I came in, I didn't know what everybody else had said, and he kept looking at me, and he goes, this is big. You think it's okay? And I was like, how bad has this gotten? And he was like, it's been very, very bad.

It is tough to, like, put in work for six months at the gym. Has it been six months? I think that's what he said. Oh, wow. I mean, he's been going at it for a long time. No, it's been since the, it's been longer than that. When was the Stanley Cup? June?

Yeah. Because it was when Frankie got caught on either stool scenes or something around there when they were in Boston going to a Bruins game. Frankie had a... He's got puffy nipples. Yeah. Frankie had on a gray shirt where he looked like he had man boobs, and him and Tommy were going through this whole man boob progression, like, we can't do this anymore.

We should get back in shape. So whenever that was, they started talking about it in their little area of the office and then frankie just fell off frankie never went and tommy has been going and then for it to be going on for six months and then somebody just be like you look like shit when you're in shape it's like damn fuck but it's all it's like dan was saying earlier today and it'll be out on stool scenes it was very funny he was saying like dave wants his guys to be like small, skinny and scrawny. And the fact that Tommy is not that way anymore. He likes his guy's feminine.

Like he was like, Frankie, no offense. Like you are the perfect candidate. I don't think he got mad back when Hank was doing a bowl of the shoulders and stuff like that. Apparently he, apparently there was something,

I don't know if it was just like they were comparing it or whatever. They said that he moved on from Hank around that. If that happened, that's fucking funny i think i think dan was saying that time is going to get switched out with vibs that's gonna be yeah i mean what happened i was like i think you're too old he goes don't fucking dox my age i look like the right candidate but i guess tommy i guess dave told tommy not to go to the gym anymore and tommy was like no what do you think tommy would do if dave was like straight up not content not radio was straight up if you keep working out you are no longer my guy you gotta stop working out he would

stop i don't know if i think you would dave does get mad about that i remember back back in milton when there was one time i think me me hank and Gaz were all going to Bagawe or somewhere. And we were all doing, like, two-a-days. And we all got in, like, decent shape. And Dave was, like, it was right around the time he did that fucking, um, what's the video he did on the beach with that girl? Oh, shit. The surfing one? What's the song yeah fuck and

love something love endless love that might be it i forget what is the black and white video whatever and he oh no no no he had just done the bieber photo shoot the fake like bieber underwear photo shoot okay yeah and he was like almost like giving us like a serious talk like you can't do these kind of things if you're in good shape. So, like, none of you are allowed to get in good shape. And I think it was right around the time we were going to Fugawi. So we did Fugawi and came back and none of us went to the gym anymore. And I think Tommy's going to have to make a decision there.

John, you also paid like $30,000 in parking tickets because you were scared of Dave. I think it's a different time. I don't think it is. I don't think it is of dave i think it's a different time i don't think it is i don't think it is either i think maybe it's a different time for us yeah i think it's the same time for people who are in that position at that time you gotta stop going you gotta stop you gotta stop i hate to say it and i think i told tom yesterday keep doing your thing yesterday but you are making a very compelling case to just go back to normal and it's not like tommy's gonna become like 300 pounds and like he's just gonna be tommy what he should do is just not lift anymore if dave

doesn't want to see him get more muscular he should just not lift a whole bunch and just like stay the way he is right now does that make sense like go to the gym just don't get any more atrophy yeah and have a run a runner's body a marathon you don't have to start eating a full pizza every day but if if if your like livelihood depends on you not being in shape don't go to the gym i mean yeah that's the easier thing to say but tommy's so proud of it right now he's so proud of himself but he is but he is and he's like like i said i'm not saying i am personally attracted to Tommy Moore now. I am saying I can understand why girls would be more attracted to his confidence.

That's the thing. And he was like, yeah, I'm more confident so I can talk to more girls. I feel like he's not going to want to get rid of that. I pretty much don't want to get rid of this job either. That's a good point. Haven't you seen him walking around with like some weapon? I probably shouldn't have said that on national radio no i did i was on uh barcelona radio the fucking afternoon show uh with him and riggs the other day and we were talking about it and for the

first time ever i brought that up to him on air yeah have you heard this but that was like i guess that was after we started working out but it wasn't like it was during the summer it was just all he had all the only change was endorphins. Go running instead. Just run. Yeah. Tell Trent the story. I was walking down Third Avenue by myself. And I walked by Tommy just like straight up, like right at each other. Tommy and a hot chick in like crop top leggings.

Yeah. Didn't even look at me. Tommy didn't? We just passed like ships in the night. Just boom. Right by each other. Didn't even look at me. Tommy didn't? We just passed like ships in the night. Just boom. Right by each other. Didn't even pay me any mind. He's like, who's this fucking peasant coming this way?

Bet he's a stoolie fucking loser. He was like, get out of here. Gave me like a wave, a push. I had no time for you. He didn't actually do that. Spit on you. And then John told me about it. So the next day I walked in and I was like, hey, Tommy, who is the chick?

And he acted like he had just never seen John. I was like hey Tommy who was the chick and he acted like he had just never seen John he's like what are you talking about I was like apparently you're walking down third ave with a weapon and he was like how did you know that where were you I was like I'm just saying you you've got you've got eyes on you and it made him so nervous like that's how hot this girl was it's a delicate balance that he now has to play out and I don't know I think his plan right now is to keep going. I mean, that's what he said. But he did say, I think he said he's going to start taking like creatine. Yeah.

That's when you start getting into dangerous territory of bulking. Zaj just shaking his head back there. Oh, yeah. No, because he texted me that. That he's going to take creatine? Yeah, because I was like, God damn. When I saw the video, I was like, God damn, Tommy. I mean, you should let those puppies fly a bit more, man.

And he's like, yeah, I'm going to start taking creatine. I'm like, holy shit. Imagine Tommy's arms get bigger than Jared's, and Jared just can't handle it. Can you imagine what would happen? No. I need this to happen. That's where he gets in dangerous territory of being too big,

and then it's like. That's ridiculous. Yeah, I'll step in here. You can't do that. There would have to be a Barstool Sports intervention. Like, all right, Tommy. Yeah, because like you said, the only reason we're talking about this is because for the TikTok they were making, he pulled his sleeve up and showed it off. Otherwise, he looks just like a normal guy.

If he's wearing regular clothes, he can wear regular clothes. He can look. Yeah, it's like everyone looked like Brad Pitt in Fight Club or whatever when we were younger. Yeah. And it probably still still to this day. But if Brad Pitt was in a t-shirt, he'd probably just look normal. He wasn't like big. He was just regular.

Well, that's like when Dave asked me, Dave was like, do you think Tommy looks disgusting? And I was like, well, I haven't seen Tommy without his shirt on. He was like, yeah, but I'm talking about that one video. And I was like, he's purposely flexing as hard as he can. He's got it pushed up against his. Yeah. I'm sure Tommy without his shirt on doesn't look all bulked

up. I don't know. I haven't asked, but I just know that he doesn't have what he thought was a dad bod at the time. I feel like it's okay to not want a dad bod. Dad bod? That's like any word in the world. Words get diluted and they just don't mean anything anymore. Tommy had a dad

bod? He said he was at the beginning. Tommy had a fucking old tommy doesn't have regular he's not capable of a dad but he said he was at the beginning he said he was at the beginning stages of a dad bod where he felt like he was getting man boobs and he like a little stomach which is like frankie will say the same thing like he's like i am at the very very beginning of what could turn into a dad bod i suppose but dad bod just means dad bod now means like do you like Chris Hemsworth no you have a dad bod yeah that's just ridiculous I think that's what it largely means yeah no no I'm saying like when people like uh Jason Momoa you remember those pictures came out and they're like Jason Momoa has a dad bod and he was just like still completely ripped up he just didn't

have the six-pack that he had on Game of Thrones yeah and people were like losing their minds because they said he had a dad but I'm like if that's what a dad bod is, sign me the fuck up. It's a catch all for people who weren't shredded. Yeah, exactly. We've got Heath in Texas that wants to talk about Tommy Swoles. What's up, Heath? Okay, so first of all, a dad bod is my body because I'm a dad of two who just stopped working out 10 years ago and just completely got fat.

I mean, I know what it is, but I just think the word itself doesn't mean anything anymore. It's like hipster. Hipster doesn't mean anything. Or tank. The Jason Momoa thing, that's ridiculous. Like, saying that he has a dad bod, no. I would kill for his body if I didn't have to work out and do stuff, you know? I'd be completely lazy about it.

But I completely support Tommy going and becoming Tommy Swole. Like, you know, just no more Tommy Smokes, no more Vape God, just Tommy Swole. Let's go for that. I don't hate it because, listen, for the – especially, I mean, I know it's gotten a little bit different since we've moved here. But, like, his first year with Dave, like, he was Dave's bitch. I wrote an entire blog comparing him to Reek.

And every video that comes out, like, he's just getting completely – Yeah, he's getting completely emasculated. And if you look at that blog, and I have the side-by-sides from Game of Thrones to Dave and Tommy, it's incredibly creepy. Tommy's probably like, fuck this, I want to be big so that Dave can't beat up on me anymore.

Dave doesn't care about that because he knows he can't get physical. So the bigger time it gets, the more beating ups will happen. Apparently my heart rate's up again. One more thing, Casey. Hey, Casey. Yeah. Hook him. Oh, come on.

I mean, no, absolutely not. Yeah, I mean, like, Dave has clearly laid it out. Physicality is not allowed at Barstool Sports. It is. I think the next person to cross the line, such as Brandon Walker, the warning has been fired. The warning has been issued. Yeah person to cross the line, such as Brandon Walker, the warning has been fired. The warning has been issued.

Yeah. Only for the guys, obviously. So if he's not scared of Tommy, he will... If Tommy gets in good shape, Dave will bully him infinitely more. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. No, I'm not saying Dave's ever going to be scared of him.

I'm saying Tommy is probably like, I was such a bitch for so long. Also, I don't think that even no matter how big his Tommy got, I don't think he'd be hitting Dave. I don't think that... I'm saying he just won't feel as much of a bitch for so long. Also, I don't think that even no matter how big his Tommy got, I don't think he'd be hitting Dave. I don't think that. I'm not saying he just won't feel as much of a bitch. I'm not saying he's going to hit him. Well, you said he can't be bullied anymore. To stop a bully, you kind of got to punch him back. Yeah. No, I'm okay. That was obviously too far, but I'm thinking like Tommy was

he was the like ass of the joke for so long and he probably will continue to be to a certain degree, but at least he like feels more confident like when he's away from Dave. Yeah, that's true. He's not going home at night and being like, oh my God, I just got spanked on Barstool Advisors by Dave and everybody's going to talk about it on the internet.

He's like, oh, I'm going home and people are talking about how my muscles are a little bit bigger. I feel like that's a good thing. But now if he continues to lift, he's going to get bullied even more. By Dave. By Dave, yeah. But then it comes into like like we said it's like Dave wants his guys closest to him to look feminine and it'll look young and all that

what a strange narrative that is that's what John said I'm just I'm just thinking back Hank Hank and everyone Hank always had some Hank to him Hank always had like a little not scruff but he he had a little. Dan said that whenever, again, this is all like in the conversation over by the desks, but he said something like even when Hank like actually grew a beard, that was a problem. Is that true? Or was that just Dan being Dan and giving Tommy some shit? I don't know.

I don't really recall that one. I'm not saying it never happened. It might have been like a rundown narrative or something. He was also just giving Tommy a lot of shit. Basically trying to make Tommy decide between, like Dan says he's going to help him at the gym, and so he's got to decide between Dan helping him or losing all his muscle and still being Dave's guy.

Yeah, he said he had to. Which is a tough spot to be in. He said, are you going to denounce Team Portnoy to go into the gym and work out with me? And it was quite a mind fuck for Tommy. I don't even know what the final answer was. I think he just sat there. He didn't say anything.

And Frankie was like, I'm the type. I'm the Dave type. And that's when Vibs jumped in and was like, I'll fall on that grenade. And then, yeah. 833-857-8665. We'll talk about pretty much anything. We've got some calls on the line talking about Halsey,

talking about sports fandom, talking about Tommy's workout. And yesterday we talked about shaming and different types of shaming that you can do. And apparently workout shaming is a big thing here at Barstool Sports. If you want to talk about that, we will as well. We'll be right back. Tonight I'm going home and I'm ordering myself some dinner off of DoorDash like I do every single day. And you know what? During the weekend, I'm going to order my breakfast and my lunch and pretty much every single meal I have from here on out forever and ever. I will use the DoorDash app. The app is, first of all, I do dash pass, which means I don't have

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Never leave the house for food again. It is such a fucking banger. be with you. Cause you can't love nothing unless there's something in it for you. Oh, I feel so sorry. It is such a fucking banger. It's such a good song. It makes me want to slap myself in the vagina. That's what she does. Go off,

please. Go off. But that's the thing is like, and you're a thousand percent right, Trent. You listen to that and you don't see the music video. You're like, okay, this is like a really good, angry song. And then you watch the video where she's doing exactly that and rolling around naked.

And you're like, this doesn't make sense. I don't even remember listening to the song. I've only watched it with the video. I think I was so overstimulated that I don't remember what the song sounded like. But that sounded great. That was the first time I've heard it without visuals. Yeah. And it was great. Yeah, it's great. It has nothing to do with what the music sounded like but that sounded great that was the first time i've heard it without visuals yeah and it was great yeah it's great it has nothing to do with what the music

video does zero zero to do with it so uh during the break we asked za for his take on it so in john's blog he compares it to dirty and he says that obviously if he was still in puberty or hadn't gone through puberty yet that he would put it up there is odd do you agree so official review is i i won't fight anyone that that puts it up there with dirty that's right dirty still number one for me but i'm not gonna fight yeah it's it's i i think it's they're two different categories for me if you will where i mean that video nostalgia this one right now being like this is almost i'm in like a halsey innocence her name doesn't really lend itself to being thrown into renaissance but like i can i can you tried almost i'm in like a halsey innocence her name doesn't really lend itself to being thrown into renaissance but like i can i can you tried though i it's like i can name a

hot girl again a girl i love again because i haven't been able to do that since those times but didn't you say that a little bit with her when the assless chaps video came out or no probably i don't maybe it was kevin i got a short-term memory yeah no i just i feel like she's kind of been on the rise for you for a little bit. She has been. But I forget. I made this up, my promise, last year, actually, when the new Ed Sheeran album came out. And I was like, when people ask me who my favorite music artist is, I never would think to say Ed Sheeran.

But he's up there. I love Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran fucking puts out heaters there. I love Ed Sheeran. Ed Sheeran fucking puts out heaters. And I said, that stops now. I will remember to say Ed Sheeran is among my list of favorites. That now stops with Halsey. If someone says who's number one,

I will stop forgetting to say Halsey. And if they give you a dirty look or whatever, just pull up that music video and you'll change their minds. Yeah. I'm going to spend the rest of my day trying to figure out my number one in the world because I don't have one.

And I'm embarrassed by that, that I don't have a number one that I would like. You just have like different ones. I mean, I don't think I have a true number one either. It used to be. Shouldn't we though? Yeah, we should. I think we all have goals. I honestly think it would be Leonardo DiCaprio because I feel like he's withstood the test

of time for me. I think it's harder to do with the opposite sex. I do too. I think it's easier. Like I bet it's harder to do with the opposite sex. I do too. I think it's easier. I bet it's easier. You can just list chicks all day. I think the opposite sex is the harder one. Yeah, you're right.

I love Sofia Vergara. That's the one where it's like it's not possible, but it's theoretically possible. Yeah, so you really got to think it through. Yeah, Brad Pitt is. Guys, I could just give the list of guys I'd kiss all day. But girls, it's hard. You've got to really give it some thought.

I'll kiss any guy that comes up to me. I can't wait for that to hit the internet. That'll be a fun one. No, but I feel like for me, off the top of my head, I think I would say Leonardo DiCaprio because when he was in Titanic, like Jack Dawson, I was in third grade when that came out. He was like my first real crush. Yeah. And Leonardo DiCaprio is still a fucking rocket now.

So I think I would say that. If I'm 31 years old and I've liked him since third grade, he's probably a smart number one pick. How about Leo on the beach the other day when that story came out about him rescuing the guy? Yeah, I mean, he's just... He's on the beach with an old digital camera taking selfies with it. What's he know that we don't?

Why is he still using that thing? That was my first thought. That's a great question. What the hell is going on? No, I want one. Yeah, you go back to Best Buy and be like, oh, where's the digital camera section? Because he's not using that for paparazzi chuckles. He's using that because he's like, I know something that the rest of the world doesn't.

Yeah, he's probably got like that. He knows Tim Cook's building a fucking database and shit like that. As far as I know, you can't hack a digital camera. I feel like someone could get onto my phone with no problem. He's probably got an air gap too. What? He's probably got an air gap. What the fuck is that?

It's a thing that's never been connected to the internet. Oh. Air gap. Yeah, I learned that in Chuck, the TV show. That's a nice phrase. I'm so fucked that I don't even know what that is. I don't think you should know what it is. Like I said, I learned it in a television program about spies who worked at Best Buy.

But it's just like a computer that's never been connected to the internet, so it can't be hacked. I think that's it. so it can't be hacked. I also do like the angle of the fact of if he and his girl are taking a bunch of nudes or whatever, then you know his iCloud can't get hacked if it's on a digital camera. Oh, you think he's got a bunch of DPs on there? He's probably got a lot of shit on there.

I think he's got DPs. I think he's got action shots. I think they've got it all. They probably are taking their sex tapes. They're making their sex tapes with that digital camera because unless you have that SD card, nobody can get it. Leo's just hitting a doggy with one of those fucking big things up on his shoulder yeah like a doggy with headphones like a network sitcom camera he's just back there

just making it happen nobody's getting this it's not on my iphone i actually it's not like those reels they used to light on fire and ing bastards. I don't hate that at all. It's a closed system. It is. It's a closed system. Nobody can hack and get into Leo's nudes if he's taking them with that digital camera. We figured it out. It makes sense.

It makes a lot of sense. Oh, that's absolutely what's going on. Kevin, welcome to the program. Because I have had that thought. So Leo and Art DiCaprio was doing it. Because I had a thought the other day. It was like, I'm just going to go back to a camcorder. And that dude figured that out like 10 years ago probably.

Yeah, and the people are making fun of him for having it because the paparazzi caught it. It's like, no, he knows exactly what he's doing. People standing behind him with the umbrellas and the fucking flashbulbs going off and all sorts of shit. So the reason we're talking about Leo is because John has now officially named Halsey as his number one. I was rushing in here to make sure I got it. Halsey's fucking ridiculous. It's ridiculous. And know what I was saying earlier?

I was talking about the fight we had on KC Radio ages ago where you guys thought I was nuts for having pink. She's like pink just 2.0. She is much hotter than pink. But that's what 2.0 was nuts for having pink. She's like pink just 2.0. She is much hotter than pink. But that's what 2.0 means, a better pink. She's pink like 20,000.0. She's like the pop star artist who's covered in tattoos as a baddie. Listen, there have been plenty of girls who are covered in tattoos.

No, not like her. She's had a shaved head. She did it all. I get what you're saying. You're right. They're like the similar type. But I never had a problem with Pink's vibe. I had a problem with Pink's, you know, she's not that hot.

No, but- Whereas, but that's why Halsey, so Halsey's all of it together. Exactly. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, the, she just basically took that viral clip- The old town road. And just turned it into a music video.

And she's just like fingering herself In the middle of the fucking video I said the She's just like Patting her pussy When I hear the song I just start slapping myself In the vagina If you

Listen let me tell you something If you slap your pussy I'm in Okay That's a move girls Girls you want a new move Slap it Slap that P

That might be the new thing now Now that Halsey's making it hot All the TikToks are going to be of that. It's going to be upsetting. Get sealed, team. She made line dancing hot. Yeah. You can make line dancing sexy.

It's fucking square dancing. You are next level sexy. No, middle school, it was fun. Shut the fuck up. During middle school, I would slap myself too. We came back in from commercial break and so Trent,

have you listened to the song? Did you listen to the song first? Oh yeah, the song stinks. The music video's awesome. Oh no, the song is so good. When I listened to just the song I was like, you know, whatever.

And then I saw the music video and it was the greatest of all time. The song is fucking amazing, first of all. But it doesn't fit the music video no at all so we come back in from commercial break Trent has only seen the music video and he said he was too over stimulated so he's like oh the song's kind of nice John just over here just slapping himself now that's gonna be for the rest of time that's what you're gonna do I mean she definitely took something that was like it's not not sexy, like the whole vibe and then the song and then she just dropped her sex on it.

She can make anything sexy. She could do choir music and turn it sexy. Saying, here I am, Lord, slapping the pee. Like, whatever. But like the fact that it's kind of about how she hates you is kind of me. It's like, well, this is sexy, actually. That's John's feet. It's actually a two for two for me. It's like, well, this is sexy, actually. That's John speaking. I'm actually open-ass to agree with that one. It's actually a two for two for me.

It's not one for two. Well, I guess I can find a way around it. Nope, boom. Is she talking about somebody specifically? Is there, you know, like... People are saying maybe G-Eazy. Thank God we didn't have a baby with you. I mean, yeah, G-Eazy was the one she was, like, serious with.

I don't know. Whoever it is. She could have been talking baby, but... Whoever it is. And then, yeah, Nick made me realize that my guy MGK is Beckinsale and Halsey, and it's just like, well, you know what? Fuck you, dude. Oh, I forgot about that.

Yeah, he's got them both. So my number one and two, or my one and one A, that tall, lanky fuck, he's tagged them both. Fuck you. That actually makes me, you know, like, kind of like, all right, I got to just tip my cap eventually. You know, it is what it is. But it's kind of ridiculous, girls.

It's like, well, it's like Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson is like that guy. Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, to just tip my cap eventually. You know, it is what it is. But it's kind of ridiculous, girls. It's like Pete Davidson. Pete Davidson is like that guy. Yeah, well, I mean, yeah, they're cutting the same exact block. And apparently they're best friends, which is weird. We've got Taylor in Long Island wants to talk about Halsey being the hottest woman on the planet. Taylor, what's up? What's up, guys? Absolutely.

Finally, someone else is agreeing with me that Halsey is numero uno because I've had friends forever saying that, no way, Selena Gomez or Hailey Bieber. Now it's Halsey. It's fucking Halsey. Absolutely. You know what I love about Halsey, too? You ever hear her quote talking about, like, social media and the internet and all that shit? Where she was like, thank God I was a crazy girl in high school. She was like, I got all my crazy out there.

And I'm thinking, if this is you not crazy, you must have been crazy. Because she's still pretty out there, you know? See, I know, John, you fuck with the tattoos. You know, the first girl I got hooked on with tattoos was Christy Mack. And her tattoos were ridiculous. Shaved head. That's what got me. Yeah.

We still talk about it. know tristy mac tweets exclusively links to instagram i don't have to click through the picture to get horny i just i have like a pavlovian instinct to just the words christy mac i've i know we have this is old i don't know if it's on gold or youtube or whatever but there way, way back in the day of our school. Christy Mack, I'll tell the story quickly and we can get back to talking about hot girls with tattoos. I'm like, lift my leg up. You are horny today, bro. You are horny on air.

H-O-A. What's unbelievable is you have to like lift your leg up to like tie your shoe on a chair and it just like looks like the hardest thing ever. You just lifted your leg up on like tie your shoe on a chair and it just like looks like the hardest thing ever you just lifted your leg up on the limber but the uh casey i mean casey and rudy watched the music video at his desk and he was saying that they were all just like horned up watching it together kevin my heart monitor went off like that's what john like i wasn't even necessarily say that on radio but john did so it doesn't matter um it just started buzzing because it like buzzes whenever i'm like not working out but my heart rate's too high and it was just sitting at his desk just buzzing and i was like this is bad you fucking horny bitches go ahead but wait what about christy okay so this is probably six years ago there's a video of it somewhere um but

the christy mack tweeted like anyone in the boston area who brings me a Lego toy, I will give a blow job too. And I was immediately like, and she does that shit. Like, right. She's one of those that'll like blow your, her fans and stuff.

Right. I don't think so. This is before only, like this was a long time ago. This was like before only fans and stuff like that. So I, I called up, I think I called up Millmore or maybe it was Hank.

I forget who filmed it. I went to, there happened to be in Boston that that day like a lego convention once the lego convention got some tips from the pros went to a toy store bought some lego toys was it a race car or something it was a race car and something else i wanted to build a pirate ship but i didn't have time and the pirate ship would have had it would have had you know some emotional connection to her back casey you know and the i i went home made a bunch of fucking legos drove to like worcester i think she was not quite the boston area christy and we're pushing it but like through like maybe it was gas game i forget but like through like barstool we had connections to

bars because that's where all our advertising was then. So we happened to know the owner of this bar. We're like, yo, let Christy know. Coming in fucking hot with Legos. And she didn't drink, so I was getting a little liquid courage. I was getting drunk to do this. And get into the bar, rip a few shots. Christy comes out from the VIP area or whatever.

Sweet as all could be. And no blowjob. Said she had to let the contest continue. I was like, who else around here has a Lego? Show me another contender. Send her toys and we'll compare. Ma'am, I brought my Legos. I don't know what else you want from me.

Who else is in this Worcester bar at 1 a.m. on a Thursday with a bunch of fucking Legos? Let's have it out right now. Yeah, you want to do it? Let's do it. Show me second place. Let's have a.m. on a Thursday with a bunch of fucking Legos. Let's have it out right now. Yeah, you want to do it? Let's do it. Show me second place. Let's have a fucking judge. And then later she ended up tweeting, like, I talked to my lawyers. The contest can't go on.

I was like, what contest, Christy? Let me see one more Lego you've been sent. I am running unopposed. I don't understand. I don't understand how I didn't win. But the whole ride there was a lot of debating. What if she sucked your dick? Like, am I going to get my... It was great.

Am I about to get my dick sucked by Christy Baxter? It was for the letter of the law. Here's a question. If she was like, okay, let's go, would you have been able to? I probably would have put it out, but I think it might have been Gazza because someone was stirring the pot in the car. And I was like, he's like, what if she says it's going to be video? And I was like, ah.

That is so Gazza. It was a lot of weighing the options. I was thinking maybe we just go back and I convince her, like seven minutes in heaven style, just tell everyone you sucked my dick, please. Let's make a deal. You don't have to do it. Just say it. Just tell everyone you did it.

Best of both worlds for both of us. Classic ATI question. Would you rather it happen or people think it happened? I want people thinking Chrissy Mack sucked my dick. I don't need her me in a bar not even like up not even standing at attention blowing

nah we're good. Just tell people you did. She'd just fucking like be like she'd just get bored like working like a speed bag like eh there's not enough

going on over here. What year was this again? This was I don't know again the date's probably on the YouTube It was 2014 so you made her

you made her a dog a puppy and a car. Pretty good what a gentleman. Yeah. The dogs, I think I said, I'm like, these are, I think it was her kind of dog. She has like pit bulls.

I think it was as close as you can get to a pit bull. That girl was probably, she was probably like, oh man, I should probably actually suck this guy's dick. He tried really hard. He knows a lot about me. He put some thought into this. Either that or she was incredibly creeped out. I don't know.

I feel like you played your cards right in that video i mean listen it takes a lot to creep out porn stars they've seen it all and she's the one who put the word out she probably had to call her lawyer and be like i think i gotta suck this guy's dick am i allowed to the fact that you said i think you won put that in put that as a w in your book bro yeah that's a win yeah yeah but i don't know how many wins you get like that girl didn't want to suck your dick. Yes. Do you think you were the only one with the Legos, though?

I don't. I mean, I don't recall. Look, I would have seen someone else in the bar with Legos. I would have fucking noticed. I don't know. Maybe if you were male, too, I don't remember. It just goes to show, too, you can't judge a book, right? Because, like, if I walk in a bar and I see some dude presenting Legos to a porn star being like, suck my dick,

I'd be like, that guy needs to be locked up. He's a degenerate. And it was our John Henry. So you never know. Don't judge people at porn conventions and meet and greets and whatnot. They could just be, you know, working to go viral to get their dick sucked. No big deal. Trying to win a contest.

I went home feeling pretty good about myself. So I guess it was a win. That's a W. She didn't hate me. She hugged me. She's so small dick sucked. No big deal. It was. Trying to win a contest. Yeah. I went home feeling pretty good about myself, so I guess it was a win. That's a W. She didn't hate me. She's so small, dude. I can't imagine what happens on points, and she's so fucking small. Yeah.

And it was, but by hell, real nice gal. I like sweet Trish a lot. We still follow each other. That's good. Never DM or interact, but, you know, I'll check in occasionally and be like, all right, hasn't unfollowed me. Pretty sweet.

Yeah, that's good. That's all I need. How many people does she follow, though? Like 130, it hasn't unfollowed me. Pretty sweet. Yeah, that's good. That's all I need. How many people does she follow, though? Like 130. Oh, bloody. There you go. Maybe 300.

I forget. Whatever. As long as it's 100. I believe there's a few in it. Oh, yeah. If it's under 500, that's like a really big deal. So now we just need Halsey to make like a Lego challenge. Yeah, I'll tweet that shit out.

I'll build the fucking Death Star Star Wars thing. I'll build the whole fucking shebang. Did you ever do that when you were a kid? I never actually built the Legos. I just would build a tower and then I'd break it. No. People actually made those things. No kids actually did that, right?

Lincoln Logs. Lincoln Logs, you'd make a cabin? Yeah. There's no way a nine-year-old builds the whole actual Lego thing, right? Now? Just ever. I don't know. No, no way.

Dads fucking hate Legos. You know what is the most... Have you ever stepped on a Lego? No, never. But that is honestly the most stereotypical thing that's actually true. That would honestly be like, no one actually steps on Legos, right?

Once they're in your house, they're up in your fucking toes every single time you take a step. It's ridiculous. Does Keegan have Legos? Not like on Legos, right? Once they're in your house, they're up in your fucking toes every single time you take a step. It's ridiculous. Does Keegan have Legos? Not exactly Legos, but just anything of that ilk just fucking ruining my feet. And I just have to contain my rage in front of my small sock. You have feet like an Apache because you have children in New York? So true.

They were a fucking catastrophe well Kevin we only have a couple of minutes we've got some calls on this too but your boy Darren Revell not anymore hashtag done with that guy he's no longer my boy he's cunseled I always have liked Revell and even when I came at him I was always joking

and then we took a left turn to fucking crazyville and I was like alright well I have no choice but to be absolutely done with you here. Do you think he's being serious? Did you say unfollow? Oh, yeah. Yeah, no, fuck that. I was done with that.

John told me earlier he doesn't think that he's serious. He thinks that he's too smart to actually think that we have something to do with cyberbullying. No, because there was a couple tweets back at me where I was like, I said to him, I was like, I'm disappointed in you. This is beneath you to say that. And he was like, all right, fine. Maybe not like responsible for, but definitely contributed to. Like he talked it down, but reaffirmed it. He definitely thinks that we are at least like too, you know, partially to blame for the world being a shitty place.

Basically. It's basically what it comes down to. He's talking about suicide and bullying and all the worst things in the world. The world historically was perfect before Barstool. I mean, come on. I get it, yeah. It was a perfect utopia. We'll get into it more in the second hour.

But I think, if anything, we've got a whole nerd section of Barstool now where we're celebrating the type of people who used to historically be bullied and we never i i think the most like the most important important point like even dave at not out of the goodness of his heart but out of his like own reputation was like i'm not gonna have blind mike come kiss my feet because that would be bullying yeah no that was not because he was like i don't want to be mean to blind mike but it was more like you know this would be bad for business but no matter what our motivations are we never go the bullying route because it's either you're a good person or B, you know you look like a fucking asshole. And I think it's like 99.9% of the people who are just like, well, we don't want to be dicks. And the problem with Darren Revell is like his main point about cyberbullying is a fair one.

There's absolutely that. But then he just absolutely pole vaulted the line of trying to explain cyber bullying and how bad it can be to saying that Barstool's involved and it just negates a valid point

that he may have had had he not gone off He also picked the wrong tweet to go off on. Like, he should have picked one that was really over the line,

really brutal, and then people would have been like, you know what, that's fucked up. Him being like, hey, I used to get bullied at school

is literally as tame as Twitter gets. We said that getting stuffed in a locker. Screech got stuffed in a locker and saved by the belts. It's like a trope. It's like whatever. Stuffed in a locker. It's just like a euphemism. Did anyone here ever get stuffed in a locker?

No. No, I was too big. I don't know why I looked at you. Yeah, come on. I've been this size since I was two. I can't fit in a fucking locker. It's not happening. As we go to break, I got a tweet that came across Bob Fox's timeline.

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So some dude tweeted him, like, how many days in school were you not bullied? Like, I'm setting the over-under at three or four. And Revell looked up his LinkedIn, found his employer, found out he was on his, like, college alumni board, and threatened to basically, like, dox him over, like, the most harmless tweet I've fucking ever heard. And then after I tweeted about it, he proceeds to mix it up with me and said that Barstool is bullying and contributing to, like to the downfall of society and that we're partially responsible for children's suicide because he has three kids and he's seen it all.

And I mean, I know he's prone to kind of like, you know, he's like a misfit. He doesn't really, he's not calibrated right. So sometimes he doesn't judge a situation right. But that one was way, way, way overboard. And so now I feel like everybody here has now kind of had their run of Ravel. I feel like the PMT guys had the most contact with him, and they're kind of fucking over it. We're done here. I don't think there's any Darren Ravel friends left at Barstool at this point.

No, I don't think so either. I used to really enjoy it. The stuff that people made fun of for his account, I actually enjoyed. I want to know how many fucking pennies Tiger Woods makes and all that shit. Yeah, right. You know, but the funniest part, I don't remember the exact wording, but when he was like, I'm giving a voice to those who don't have a voice or something. Like, okay, fucking Dr. King.

Like, speak up for the, like the fucking, like he's a Statue of Liberty. Like, give me your poor, your huddled, your mad. Like, get up for the, like, the fucking, like he's a Statue of Liberty. Like, give me your poor, your huddled, your mad. Like, get the fuck out of here, dude. Did you see what he said back to Jack Mack? No. So Jack Mack screenshot the picture where he was, like, making fun of the fat guy on the sidelines of the Bulls game.

And Jack just said, I stand up for people who can't or won't, and I'm damn proud of it. And Ravel tweeted back, searches the internet for one of the few times I messed up and have paid for it dearly uses it to badly prove point gets retweets yeah pay for it dearly well here's the thing I I was like I pointed that out I pointed out when he put the JFK assassination out there and the fact that you know he's just like constantly glorifying gambling but

I wouldn't I don't care about that either like that either. I jokingly use that in the blog as ammo, but I don't think that he's contributing to – I don't think if you're a gambling addict, it's because of Darren Rebell, the same way that I don't think – I would argue absolutely not. I would argue you probably stopped gambling. People are like, I don't want to do this anymore. This was cool until now. The senators are like, no, thank you. I don't want to do this shit anymore if that's what's going on.

I'm going back to college. Fuck this. I want to know how many pennies it takes to wrap up a world. But the point is that him with gambling or him with that fat guy and us with jokes and bullshitting and Boston Balls, none of it is a – we're all a drop in the fucking ocean. We're a speck – we're a grain of sand in the shitty, shitty world. Bullying and suicide and all that shit has been going on long before us, him, the internet, and it'll be going long on after. It's just crazy. I mean, there are things that don't help, but that's social media as a whole.

Not us, I don't help but that's social media as a whole not not us yeah but like that you know there's always whatever the version of social media has been and now it's so prevalent so interconnected and so big that it has like a wide reach but you know when there wasn't social media the bullying used to go on here and when that thing hadn't been invented yet it was going on there there are just shitty people who are terrible no matter what and you know us making internet jokes is is not i mean i don't i was trying to think like very rarely if at all i can't come up with any off the top of the head where i've ever seen a barstool blog go up and i've been like oh yo i mean i'm sure there are some there's gotta be received but it's not like

it's happening every day it's not like i can really pick them out where i was where i would be like oh my oh buddy i would not have posted that blog. And there really aren't people here you can be like, that's their shtick. Right, like consistent over and over again. And I think anybody we've ever gone at has either like thrown the first punch and then in that case it's just like a fight or has done something public to put yourself in the spotlight or in the headlines or in a position where like a publication is going to be talking about you. So it's never just been like, I don't like this one Twitter guy and I'm going to put him on blast using my platform.

It's always been like at least somewhat justified and always with the idea of like, I think people are going to laugh at this. Well, and not to mention, and you pointed this out in your blog, we get all that stuff on the internet just as much as anybody else, if not more. And I mean, I think all four of us right now could go on our Twitter timeline and find something a million times worse than how many times did you get bullied or stuffed in a locker? Well, you don't look at your stuff. No, I just meant not many of them are nice to me. Oh, yeah?

What about earlier when you said that you want to kiss all the dudes? You think that's going over well on the internet? I didn't say that, Casey. What'd you say? First of all, I was being sarcastic. People are not nice to me. Second of all, I said I could just list more guys I want to kiss than girls.

Yeah, definitely. I knew Cameron was going to be like that. But him trying to say... We can rattle off the hot guys in Hollywood. We weren't talking about Halsey. I was like, Halsey's the first person. Again, kind of like we were talking about with the hyenas. Yeah.

I mean, yeah, my top five is Halsey, Kate Beckinsale, Chris Pine, Ryan Reynolds. I was saying, I could name more hot girls, I think, than my number one. But that's beside the point. So maybe it's just reversed. Maybe everybody hears that now. But Darren Revell trying to say that we don't understand what that is is insane. Like you, Kevin, you get fucking terrible things every day. Fuck off, dude.

And then just trying to play the dad card. Well, your kids must not be old enough for social media. Weren't you the one who got your kid a handle before he was born? Or got Dan's kid a Twitter handle? He's a weirdo. He puts his kids in the tub on Instagram all the time. Weird shit. Making Dan's son a Twitter right away is something we should talk about every day.

Something we should be talking about. Wake up in the morning and be like, remember that time? Every radio show that started should be like, all right, just get out of the way. A little housekeeping here. Darren Novell made a Twitter account for Dan Katz's son before he was born. And then you get into today's topic. Because that's crazy. It's crazy.

That's what I mean, too. He's a misfit whose brain doesn't work like right in social situations. So he's he's going to do weird things like that. Like he thought that was a nice gesture and the whole world was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. And I mean, clearly this one struck a nerve on him. I don't think I don't think bullying is nice. But but boy, like for someone who's made his bones on the Internet and specifically social media, who has undoubtedly seen way worse than that, to be like... I mean, if someone sent me that hate, I'd be like, I'd count that as one of my fans.

That guy is down with the KFC cause. Tyler from Albany, what do you got on the squid? Well, first things first, fuck Darren Revelle. I think it's a joke that this guy is trying to clown somebody on Twitter. I pretty much shame them over a harmless tweet. What are they fucking posting a tweet about? A heavyset guy courtside at a Bulls game years ago, and now he's trying to claim that, oh, it was a very bad tweet on my part, and he rummaged through the internet to find it,

yet he fucking went to LinkedIn to go and find this other guy's work and his college. Like, what the fuck is that? Yeah, listen, everybody's doing their dirt on the internet. Everyone's made some fat jokes or some poor jokes or some ugly jokes or whatever it is. A, it's not going to stop the world from spinning, and B, like like don't throw

stones the linkedin thing is we kind of talked about earlier but the linkedin thing is the exceptionally crazy thing because i feel bad when i say that like like just look at someone's picture i'm like dude you're getting a little too like obsessed with this yeah because don't even you you look at their bio look at their picture you're being really strange yeah. Yeah. And to go to a whole other site to do all that stuff. And link. And the thing with Revello's too, it's not just an absent threat. He's done it. He'll do it.

Yeah. He's done it before. He has reached out. Didn't that kid got punished or no? I don't remember exactly. I mean, he definitely, he contacted the University of Michigan. He contacted the dean there. I mean, if you're a school or an employer and he contacts you and you react to it, you're

a fucking ass. Somebody tweeted me and said, great blog, but all you did was increase that kid's chances of his employer or his school seeing that. And I want to be like, if they react to that tweet, then you don't want to be down with them anyway. We'll go after that. We'll make fun of people.

We'll bully those motherfuckers. We'll smoke out the people until there's smarter people in charge. Yeah. After that, we'll make fun of people. We'll smoke out the people until there's smarter people in charge. Yeah, if it was racist or horribly misogynistic, fine. But if you get fired because you asked Darren Revelle, did you get bullied? Then you were probably going to get fired eventually anyway, dude. Just on a quick Google, it says that Michigan didn't do anything about it. Good, but the fact that they even fucking... You know what the worst part of it all was?

The fact that they even opened an email from Darren Reve of it all was I feel like I got like trolled I got played I just tweeted that out just cause I like to make fun of him and then I was like I have to blog this it was like a perfect storm I was like oh I'm blogging again so I have to blog this and now I don't want to deal with this

it was like Trent said earlier it was a bad time for him to pick to go after you. Yeah, if it was a week earlier, I would have just been like, all right, it dies here. And then how about he was like, all right, thanks for putting it all into one spot for me. What are you going to put up a blog on the Play Action Network or the fuck you work for now?

Because ESPN didn't want your weird ass anymore. I mean, what a fall from grace. He's just doing like, what does he do now? He loses bets and does embarrassing things. Sings shining moment like come on yeah i think what is he tries to be a gambler but he's like kind of not so everybody's kind of like this is weird i mean the the gambling gold rush is you know it's on and and off to the races but if you're not a gambler don't try to do it that was that was always the most difficult thing when like we were getting the you know some people have been aside like you guys should don't try to do it. That was always the most difficult thing when we were getting the, you know, some people have been saying,

you guys should probably just try to do some gambling stuff. Well, we don't gamble. It's disingenuous. So do it. Teach me. I don't know how to. I love this line tonight. Yeah.

If you can't do it, don't do it. Yeah, Kevin and I, we've largely just stayed away from it because I don't gamble. I have no money anyway. Forget about the money. And I don't have the itch. I don't have the money have no money anyway, so I just don't gamble. Forget about the money and I don't have the itch. I don't have the money to do it. I can't even speak the language.

No. It's a foreign language to me, even just the simple basics of they're minus this and plus that. I'm like, okay, wait a minute now. So who's the underdog? It just does not compute. And that's where Ravel runs into a problem where people sniff it out right away. They'll know frauds immediately and you're like, well, I don't want to deal with this.

That's why the thing you and Marty do is genius, because it's like a funny way to wade into the water, and then you're just going to turn into a degenerate at some point. Maybe it's already happened, but it's still a funny way to do it. I bet the Bruins last night because their moms were there. There you have it. It wasn't a bad bet, just to be clear. It was the right play. That's Dave's classic.

The bets aren't wrong. The games are. My bets are correct. What a lie. Are we allowed to talk about the guarantee that you gave me over Christmas? Yeah. I was hiding mushrooms, so. He sent me.

It doesn't count. What? He sent me a text message that said. What were you doing mushrooms? Yeah. I went to Martha's Vineyard on a break and tried a mushroom for the first time. How'd that go? It was awesome.

Yeah? What happened? What happened? It wasn't – I only had a stem, which I guess the caps are the higher potency. Yeah. I meant to bring – I actually remembered it last night. Like, oh, shit, we should talk about that on KFC Radio. But it was like I was just – I was grooving.

Yeah? All night, just dancing my fucking ass off all over the place. It was – I was laughing. Were you like seeing things and shit? No, no. It wasn't enough to get – because I wasn't going to do it at all. You weren't hallucinating at all? No, no.

That sounds good though. What I need to do is a low dose of shrooms. I don't want the hallucinating. It was a good amount. I don't think I wanted the hallucination either. Yeah. And one of my friends was like, that's not enough for a psychedelic experience, he said. I said, I think that's okay with me.

But I'll tell you what, I'll eat a cap now because I had so much fun. I had a blast, man. So what you're seeing now is a slippery slope, an addictive personality. Yeah, let's do gambling as a joke. Bet the bro is because of their mom. Let's do some shrooms. Let's do it all. Fucking saute them up in the pan.

I text him at 3.49 p.m. and said, can somebody, it was a group text. I said, can somebody please give me some winners? Immediately, he says, Bruins minus one and a half,

Feidelberg guarantee. Then follows it up with it's plus 162. And he was like, I put three units on it, which is basically saying, I mean, I have to bet that. The next day,

I just send him a picture from Game of Thrones where he's like falling out of the window. And he said, I know to be fair, I was on mushrooms when I gave that pick so it doesn't count as a real g-word now if that were to happen if Martin Bush gave a pick to Dan and Dave and it didn't hit in the next day Marty said well I was on mushrooms guys I mean it would he would have been fired it would have been an international incident.

I said it counts. You cannot be giving out gambling advice when high on Mushrooms. That is reckless. I said it counts, and he says, no, I was on psychedelic drugs. And then Marty comes in and goes, how were those suckers? That's probably better than it lost, though, because God forbid it wins, and he's like, I'm going to do all my picks on Mushrooms. Yeah, that's true. That's a good point.

That's my thing now. You would be on Shrooms every fucking Friday night. Goodness gracious. Shrooms it is, huh? Just really drop that in there. It was like, oh. You would be on shrooms every fucking Friday night. Goodness gracious. Shrooms it is. Just really drop that in there. Like, it was like, oh, yeah, I did mushrooms. It was. I totally spaced it because it was so long ago.

Break was so fucking long. You kind of just forget about what you need to remember for content and stuff like that. And I really just remembered it like yesterday or two days ago. I was like, all right, next KFC radio, we're going to talk about that. But I guess we're doing a personal review now. I've always heard like rave reviews about mushrooms. Yeah. I feel like, you know, I don't know whether it's more like acid and LSD where you hear

like those urban legends of the spider that was growing on the wall and tried to eat you and you like get trapped in the hive forever. Mushrooms. I always feel like people are like, no, they're fucking great. Yeah. I've never tried them. It's if we all want to just go out to like the Hamptons in like March or tomorrow. Well, you know, I mean. That's honestly what sounds important.

I feel like you can't just do mushrooms in Manhattan. Yeah, no. You got to be near nature or outside. Yeah, I was just dancing around Martha's Vineyard. Ooh, baby. I don't know why. It's like where I invented this dance where I just always had my shoulders up all day. Just bopping around.

Wake up in the morning, you're like, my delts are fucking sore. Part of me also feel like it might be placebo. I've never heard of the stem being like the thing. I didn't know that had like actual powers in it. Well, it was not psychedelic. They were like, you'll feel good, but you will not have a psychedelic experience with a stem. Well, that sounds like the fucking fountain of youth. You just feel good and not like be out of control.

Did you hear about those people who microdose like mushrooms every day? And they're just like a little happier. I don't know if you want to go that far. No, I don't need to microdose every single day of my life. What's a microdose? Microdose is you just take a small little amount every day. I know what a microdose is, but like what? Exactly how much mushroom.

I know what the definition means. I mean the recipe. The measurement, yeah. The serving size. The only thing I don't like about it is like when Jessa Rose was telling us she did it with her mother and they were like, they started crying and had this big emotional experience. I don't want about it is when Jessa Rose was telling us she did it with her mother. And they started crying and had this big emotional experience. I don't want that.

Just step it up. I don't want to get in depth with my inner fucking blah, blah, blah and go on a journey to conquer my fears. I just want to get a little bit higher. On Entourage, when Johnny Drama thinks he pulls his dick off, you don't want that either. Yeah, I definitely don't want to be. You don't want that? Because I have too many inner demons pushed away. I take all my emotions and push them down into my toes. If Kevin ever starts coming out, I'm fucked.

Kevin has to have surgery. A bunch of dementors fly out. He gets cut open. It's just like ghouls come from. That's funny because it's true. You sound – I mean the only comparable uh you know time i think it was also at the vineyard maybe not the vineyard but when uh you got poisoned vineyard i get loose yeah when you got poisoned on the pot no you poisoned everybody else myself

right you poise yourself and you ran around just making mario kart noises all night for for like six hours everyone's trying to sleep but this guy's just making Mario Kart noises. I was given, so I was like, we came home after the bars, and I knew someone had brought over weed pumpkin bread or weed banana bread, whatever it was. And I was like, wait, like at after party,

I was like, I'm going to get everybody to eat this. And so I was going around with slices to like strangers in my apartment being like, yeah, try this. And for background, this was right around on KFC Radio when John was really pushing the, it's cool to poison people phase.

Okay. Definitely poison your friends, sneak drugs into their body. So he was on a mission and everyone was like, no, I don't want any banana bread dude right now. Thank you. And I'd be like,

no, it's fine. It's fine. And look as if like, it was the taste they were scared of or whatever. So I'd like eat half of it. And they'd be like, nah,

we're good, man. And then I'd be like, well, I can't give half to somebody. Cause that looks looks crazy so i'd finish that half and i go cut another another slice like hey i try this like no i'm like it's fine it's fine look i had like consuming heavy amounts like five slices of dude ate a loaf of bread you know about the drugs just carbs in your body at that point i'm gonna fuck you up. You're such an asshole. Fucking idiot. All right, so maybe mushrooms it is, huh? Yeah. Just don't let him give you any fucking gambling picks when he's on the mushrooms.

No. I feel like I got to go. You got to. I got to. Like, you were with people who knew what they were doing, right? Yeah. You need, like, a Sherpa. Yeah, exactly.

To guide you through that high, you know? Yeah, because I would have just stuck my hand in the bag and ate a bunch. Yeah, right. Also, by the way, I've always heard, like, horrible things about how badly they taste. Because I think they grow in cow shit. Yep. One of the better mushrooms I've ever heard horrible things about how badly they taste because I think they grow in cow shit. Yep. One of the better mushrooms I've ever had. I hate mushrooms, to be fair.

I really dislike mushrooms. One of the better mushrooms. I don't pick anything out of food. Even if I get a fucking dish where everything's mixed up and that kind of stuff, I'll still slowly pick the mushrooms up because I hate the fucking texture of them. Yeah, they're so gross. These mushrooms are hit or miss to me. Either I hate them or sometimes I just don't mind. When I was a kid, my mom used to pitch them to me.

She's like, John, they taste like the earth. I'm like, listen here, you little hippie. That's not a good selling point. You're saying they taste like dirt. Earth does not. That's not appealing. But it didn't. I picture like those like banana slices that you can get like in a bag.

They're almost like dried. That's what I'm imagining. Yeah. I eat mushrooms. That's how at least this one was. It was like a dry step. Yeah. Chewed it up a little bit. A lot of people put it in like a peanut butter sandwich. I was about to say, I only know about these things from Entourage,

but they have to put it in a sandwich for E because he can't eat it. But I feel like when I, if, you know, I'm not eating it because of the taste. When I'm drinking, I don't want it to taste either, but I'm like, let's get drunk. So I'll just chew down that mushroom and it's not about the taste to me. I mean, it's just not a great selling point that it grows in cow shit.

No, it's not ideal. So does beef, if you think about it, kind of. It grows around cow shit? It grows around, yeah. I mean, technically we're all around cow shit then. No. Yeah. I'm not following that logic at all.

Nah, it wasn't very good. I won't fight for it. I'll leave it there. I don't need to die on that hill. I knew I missed. 833-85-STOOL is the phone number. We got Sam from Minnesota on the line. What's cooking, Sam?

Cooking, Sam. Hey, first off, I want to say KFC, congrats for getting Wilpon to sell the team. That's right. I'm going to take at least 15% credit on that one. Thank you. And then Noah just signed for 2020, so congrats to you, too. Another pat on the back.

Wait, what happened? Noah Syndergaard agreed to a $9.7 million deal to avoid 2020 arbitration. I'll take Noah at $9 million. That's a fucking good. As long as he pitches to his potential, that's a fucking great deal. Great news.

I'm going to get $27. $27 in arbitration is banana town. Anyway, go ahead, Sam. My friends and I were having an argument. How old is too old to bring a sign to a sporting event game and face paint and go over

the top sports fandom? I said after college, but they said 15 or 16 is too old still. I think if you need your parents to go with you. When you go to a game by yourself, you can't be doing that shit. I'd agree with that. Have you ever made a decision? I've never made a decision.

No. I guess you got to separate those things, too, because if you're, like, drunk in college and you do, do like everyone paints a letter on their chest or something like that. Yeah. Like I would never do that. But I also wouldn't be like you fucking losers. Right. But if you're bringing a sign or like glove or something like that, that's a little that's like a Ravel move.

It's degrees. I think the glove is the worst. Yeah. Like you can't do that. Unless you do with that big fat guy did several years ago where he had two gloves. But then like the sign. Yeah. Or you have a comically large glove that works too. I think that one's out now.

No, something that says, I'm not taking this too serious. Because people who have the normal size glove are serious about it. But then also you got to think that the people, like you're so not serious about it that you're going to lug this gigantic glove to the game to make your joke. Now you're serious about your joke, not about the glove. You think the joke is that good that you are going to like put yourself. Strong reasoning. Yeah. All right. You're going to inconvenience to make your joke. Now you're serious about your joke, not about the glove. You think the joke is that good that you are going to put yourself – Strong reasoning. Yeah. All right.

You're going to inconvenience yourself for a joke that nobody thinks is funny. And I'll also go to bat for – I'm not going to call him my guy, but a person, Zach Hample. If you're going to go catch tens of thousands of balls – I won't do that. I won't follow you there. He's got to be making a little bit of cash and getting tickets to stuff. I'd rather – if I'm going a bit a glove to a game i'd rather be like him

than just like a schmuck who does it every now and then you want to be the greatest of all time i wouldn't want to be known for the guy at the glove of the game i think that if he wasn't kind of a weirdo it would be but like if if i did it and i was just like i think you know i think you would be a weirdo if you did it right but i But I'm saying I don't think the act is what makes him weird. I think that like he's a little bit weird. Like when the act is, I think if you were like, I don't know if you could separate the two. Yeah.

You're a grown ass man taking a glove to a game. That'd be a guy. Yeah. Yeah. I guess so. Like if I like getting a beer with you, like doing a radio with you, I'd be like, what if like Leonardo DiCaprio was just running around stadiums everywhere? Well, that's what I mean.

It goes back to it's kind of like the fat that you can be fat if you're rich and funny. The act is inherently not lame if Leo can do it. No, no, no, no. But using a digital camera is inherently lame. Leo pulls it off. No, it's not that bad. But you know that Leo would never run around baseball stadiums catching balls. That's the difference.

The fewest like Leonardo DiCaprio, he wouldn't be doing it. Right. It's like a logical equation. If then, it's the difference. If he was like Leonardo DiCaprio, he wouldn't be doing it. Right. And I do think if you – It's like a logical equation. Like, if then – like, it can't happen. Yes. It's like, if you are Leo, you can't be doing that. You can't become Leo if you're doing that.

Exactly. But if he just decided to retire from movies and being cool, and he was just like, in my retirement, I'm going to chase down foul balls, I'd be like, all right, that's cool. But he can do that. But, I mean, if you saw two random-ass people on the beach with a digital camera taking selfies, you would make fun of it. It's inherently not cool to be using. I don't think it's cool. But Leonardo DiCaprio does it and it's cool. I don't think it's like not cool.

I would just be like, oh, you're from like, I don't know. You're old. Weird. Yeah. It's like a weird movie. You're old. I don't know. I just think the glove thing, like if a celebrity did it, it'd be very funny.

If a normal person does it, it's a nerdy thing to do. Now I feel like I just feel like, oh, they don't want their nudes out there. Yeah. Oh, yeah. For sure. I mean i that's exactly what's going on oh for sure i knew this was gonna happen by the way all the fucking mushroom people are calling by the way signs that's the thing girls can take signs to games for their entire lives guys cannot if they're as long as they're funny that's probably true right like all the girls that girl who she did the sign for yellich and then she got the tattoo of, so she had the sign like eat my ass with the peach emoji, right?

Oh, I remember that. You remember that? So she had, it said like, hey Yelly, like why don't you come eat it or something. And then she got the tattoo of the peach and I think like his autograph or something like that, like his signature on her ass as well. And then she – so she tweeted it and was like, sign, check, tattoo, check. And then the third one was, like, meet in person or something like that with, like, a blank, like, question mark or whatever. I was like, yeah, it almost has to do this.

Right. He's almost legally obligated. Yeah. I mean, she's put a lot of effort in, you know. All this trouble, I might as well. But I didn't look at that girl like, yeah, you're lame. I was like, yeah, okay, you can do that. So, theory holds true.

Let's talk to all these fucking mushroom addicts. You mushroom poppers. Riley from Washington, what do you got on shrooms? Alright, I got two quick things. I am a thousand percent behind you today. One, palsy complete here. Number one, no questions.

And two, I'm the exact same way. I'm not picky at all, but I will pick mushrooms off my pizza, out of my spaghetti. I don't want to eat mushrooms unless I'm going to see some shit. I'll take it off the air. Have a great Friday, guys. Who's putting mushrooms in spaghetti? Is that what he said? Yeah.

No, that's actually a thing. No, that's a thing. It's a thing. Not in like with the marinara and shit. Oh, no, it is. Yeah. Yeah? Oh, yeah.

Oh, that's local. My sister does that. Like every Alfredo sauce I've had is that mushroom. What's that? Literally every Alfredo sauce I've had is that mushroom. Oh, I don't like Alfredo sauce. It's in marinara? You can put it in marinara, yeah.

It's like if you put like peppers and stuff in it too. I fucking love Alfredo, by the way. Yeah. Everything Alfredo. Hell yeah. Parmesan cheese. Oh, this is so good. I'll dip it in.ara. Yeah, you can. That's crazy. Like, if you put, like, peppers and stuff in it, too. I fucking love Alfredo, by the way. Yeah. Everything Alfredo. Hell yeah. Parmesan cheese. This is so good. I'll dip it in.

I don't dislike it. It's just like, I don't like it. I'd rather marinara. It's just so bad. I'm not like, I can't possibly touch this. I don't know whether it is or not, but I just feel like that instantly clogs your arteries. It's a lot of butter. Yeah, it's just like, boom.

Cream, for sure. Yeah. God damn, it's good. Why are all the good things in life bad for you, huh? You know? Bullshit. It's not fair. Drugs and fat stuff. It's just terrible. Fat stuff. Wyatt, huh? You know? Bullshit. It's not fair. Drugs and fat stuff.

Fat stuff. Wyatt, what do you got? Wyatt, you would do shrooms. Wyatt's do shrooms, no doubt. Oh, yeah, big time. So, normally, for a normal person, two to three grams. I don't know what that means. Like a normal...

How many caps? How big of a mushroom? I don't know how many fucking grams. No, no, no. Here's the thing. Here's the thing. That means like a normal. How many caps? How big of a mushroom? I don't know how many. Here's the thing. Them are for the body. That gives you a body high. And then the cap give you a head high.

Caps like a head. And like and like hallucinations. That makes sense. That checks out. That's a good. That just blew my mind. The bottom of the stem and only your toes get high. You just got to work your way up.

How many caps should you take when you're first starting? Well, it's a gram thing. So, like, some caps are, like, really big. Some are small. It's just if you want to do all caps and just get all head highs, then you do a certain amount of grams. It's about the grams more than it is, like, how many,

because you'll get a cap that's like, I don't know, a centimeter in diameter and you'll get one that's like an inch in diameter. It's like, it's more about the grams

than knowing that. Like, I personally, like, I need like an eighth to get like really good visuals, but like, I mean,

John said he felt it after one hit. Yo man yo bro what's up all right you want to do some visuals tonight i'm just trying to get like i'm trying to get visuals all night long it is the one i i'll take drug advice from anyone who calls it visuals they know what the fuck he just said you have to take acid though so now you you got to take that advice well i mean i don't feel like i'm really doing it right now but if i was with him and he was like you gotta try this crazy visuals like well yeah be like, well, let's go. Yeah.

They talk about head high and body high with weed too. And I've never, maybe I just have, I don't have like a refined palate, but whenever I smoke, I'm just like, I'm fucking just super. My whole body is just holding onto planet earth. I don't know what else you're talking about. Isn't edibles supposed to be like the body high? I don't know. It's all the same

to me oh yeah no i mean it's just like see if i'm smoking weed it's everything i'm just good night the lights it is it sheets casey from pittsburgh what's up guys so i got i got two quick quick shroom stories for you so in college uh one of my roommates had his family down, and I decided it would be a good day to eat a handful of shrooms by myself. And I basically held the living room hostage and watched King of Queens for like four hours straight. I just laughed like a madman. Awesome.

I love that. That sounds awesome. I felt like I was in the episode At one point I thought I was having a conversation With Jerry Stiller Now we're really talking If you're telling me that I can try to It'll feel like I'm in my favorite TV shows I'm going to get addicted to mushrooms

Yeah it was It was a great experience I recommend it Imagine me and Trent Poppenstrom watching Sons of Anarchy, pretending we're in Sam Crow. There'd be a lot of crying. I'd be so scared. We'd have leather jackets on before you know it. But then the second

time, I took some with a girl I was dating, and we both had a bad reaction, and we just dropped atrocious farts all night. And then, I mean, you broke up with that girl afterwards, had a bad reaction and we just dropped atrocious farts all night. And then, I mean, you broke up with that girl afterwards, right? That's a mutual breakup there. Like, okay, we gotta go.

I sent out the... What's that? I sent out the emergency call to my brother to come get me so we could get the gases away from each other. Kind of quarantine the place a little bit. Did you stay together with this girl after that? No, no.

We broke up, I would say, like a month or two after. Yeah, I mean, that's something that nobody should understand. Enough time to put the college try for like, let's see if we can get over this. If that happens, you could be married like 25 years. We got to stay together for the kids. Like, nope, we can't do it We farted on each other all night long

There's no coming back from this It's so funny that there's a girl out there Also telling that story I broke up with a guy because we took mushrooms And just farted on each other all night Way worse for the chick Just couldn't get past it Oh it's way worse for her

I thought he was going to say we dropped emotional bombs on each other, and he was like, farts. Fart bombs. Just huge farts. Yeah, that's like – That poor girl has never recovered from that. Guys can have bad defense and shit and fart and all that. If it happens to a girl, it's a wrap.

You've got to transfer your whole life. I mean, she might kill herself. Let's go to break. We can't bully any fart girls out there. When we come back, final segment of the day here on a Friday. Clancy, Vitalberg, Trent, Casey Smith. Let's go. Let's go.