KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Sugar Daddies, Hall Passes, Weed, and Choking (featuring YP and Francis)

Episode Date: May 27, 2019

Would you date a girl while she was in a relationship with a sugar daddy? How do you measure your dick? YP vs Feits for the Stanley Cup. Should weed be legalized? Does anyone actually know what CBD is? YP really likes to choke people and not ina  sexual way. Who would you want a Cameo shout out from? Who is your celebrity hall pass? What's your favorite acapella song. And the worst guy to tell you about weed calls in to tell your he isn't high and that water is super dangerous.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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and save with code KFC. Fights. You're upset on the internet this week. Well, it's just stupid what's happening. So we had Kevin Hart code KFC. Fights. You're upset on the internet this week. Well, it's just stupid what's happening. So we had Kevin Hart on KFC Radio on this very podcast feed, and he's promoting Secret Life of Pets 2. Go see it in theaters May 29th, I believe. First one was pretty good.

First one was pretty good. And I casually asked him, do you kiss your pets? Now, when I say do you kiss your pets, I mean do you let your pets kiss you i am not running around chasing my dog being like it's kissy time come to the smooch monster i wait hold on the smooch monster did that just come out of your mouth or have you ever called yourself that i've never called myself i'm actually pretty out on kissing humans it's pretty much just dogs yes smoochy smoochy i think it was the one of the podcasts that we did before

but whatever it is i don't want you to hear it. That in and of itself perfectly describes what kissing is. It's just a childish thing. Anytime you say kissing, it's just the childish. You kiss on the playground at recess, and then you fuck. I don't see kids running around, making out, tonguing each other down. That would be a little... I tongued down.

My first kiss i was talking down how old were you i probably like fourth grade fourth grade third grade fifth grade so i was somewhere in that well so you're just a very very early bloomer when it comes to kissing in the french variety i'm sure that's gross but the uh the she went right into like do a blowjob simulation after that it was wild um in fourth grade yeah she had a i i was in after the mom picks up at the playground i was in the back of my mom's like a woody car you know like the and we we were in the way back and uh i had a stomp rocket back there and she grabbed one of the rockets and just started sucking it what's she doing now i don't know oh she's now she got

married like right out of high school so she's like but not like in like the trashy kind like she has kids i think she's like happy and stuff so she's not shooting porn no no that was my first guess no um but yeah not like the i'm pregnant we gotta get married like a trailer park session just like yeah i guess they got married but anyway the point of this was kevin hart well i asked him casually do you kiss your pets and i knew there was a divide between the african community african-american community and the caucasian community when it comes to this type of thing yes there was there is like putting kids on leashes same kind of shit sure you ever seen like you know what i'm talking about yeah yeah i didn't i didn't at first it came off came off concerning then i realized it's the white people on the leashes i

got it now i'm like i'm all in here about like the like the white moms carrying their kids on leashes at like theme parks not I wasn't trying to be problematic yeah I got you I got you I'm glad we cleared that up um the uh but anyway he was Kevin Hart just Kevin Hart literally had no idea what he was talking about like not a clue in the world he said what do you mean do you like kissing pets I said you kiss him yeah and he's like I don't I don't understand the question. Now I expected that from Kevin. I thought he would know what I was talking about, but I expected he did not kiss his pets. However,

what has transpired today when we put it out on the KFC radio feed to vote, I mean, it's, it's like 55% to 45%. No, just no kisses at all. And our, our, our,

our KFC radio, I would imagine our following is like maybe a spec darker than a clan rally. Like we have a white base. If I had to guess, I probably agree with that. I wouldn't have put it. I hope to, I hope to,

to expand and really get get get a real more out of a clan rally that would be yeah perfect it would be perfect if we got really 50 50 you know but uh as it stands i think it's a pretty white base and all of them by and large well not by and large but 55 45 don't kiss their dogs which is crazy so when you say kiss your dogs do you mean like kiss them on the head? I mean, let them kiss you. If they come up and they're licking me, I'm like, yeah. Me too.

Okay. So we're 100% here. So 55% of people don't let their dogs lick them. Those people are assholes. Maybe the question wasn't clear. Maybe they didn't get that. I'm not going to grab my dog's face and stick it my tongue down its mouth. That's not what's happening.

I'll give her a little boops on the nose um but aside from that it's it's it's pretty much you know it's what she wants to she drives the relationship she like all relationships all healthy ones the woman's in control and you don't want to have sex tonight babe we're not having sex tonight but you don't want to kiss today we're not kissing but if you want to kiss you get up on there i mean i'm not going to argue with you because i think that the woman should be in control i i i you're not going to argue with me because I think that the woman should be in control. You're not going to argue with me no matter what I say anyway. It's all right because you're in control.

I think probably you worded the question wrong because I think if I didn't see it on Twitter, I don't know how I didn't because I would have absolutely had something to say about that on the radio show today. You probably worded it as if you're French kissing with your dog. I didn't word it. Who worded it? Brendan? I didn't word it, but Who worded it? I don't know who worded it. The question was, do you kiss your dog on the lips? Oh yeah. It's just a bad wording.

Not do you let your dog kiss you on the lips. Or lick you on the lips, I guess, is more I have a weird thing. I like when my dog licks my feet. Love that. I do. That's a finish. No, no, no, no, no. Not like I don't like it.

Like I'm getting turned on by it. I just like like, oh, she's licking my feet. All right. I'm not going to stop her. Oh, boy. I literally have to go right now. So this is going to seem like I'm exiting just because of that. And I'd like you to I'd like you to keep thinking that please goodbye you're leaving the podcast

because i said that well that's tough i'm never gonna live this one down am i i'm never not gonna be easy okay well then before uh i'm i'm never i'm just never gonna recover i'm just never gonna recover from this i i it's not that fucking crazy you're talking about letting your dog lick you on your mouth and i'm saying my feet and that's where we draw the line i don't care it's weird that's where we draw the line okay well the the rules that are made up on this show and between that's john's line we found john's line oh found john's line oh so john's like john will wipe his neighbor's ass for an entire year but i can't let my dog lick my feet that is just crazy and i was going to tell him all about how my dog is a child of

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And that reminds me, I need to send her another gift. She should get an extra gift for a holiday. It's Memorial Day. There you go. That's right. Just double it up and make them really miss me. So last week on CCK was a weird week. It was a weird week. A lot of weird week. A lot of weed talk.

A lot of weed talk. And it wasn't because we were smoking weed. It was because it was the NFL weed conversation came back. Danny Cannell said something stupid on the internet again. Chris Long talking about how he smoked weed his entire football career. Lit the phone lines up. Just banged him out. People just wanted to talk about it. So we get into that. We have one of the worst calls of all time call into our radio show and fights lost his mind he's mad on the internet we also talk about the stanley cup which game one if you're listening to this on monday game one is tonight in boston versus the blues and the i mean the blues the yp is leading that fan base at this point blues uh boris and bruins yeah and hopefully we have no naked YP.

That's what I'm worried about. That's what I'm getting close to. It's going to be scary. We have that. Then Jared claims that his girlfriend had a sugar daddy who she didn't sleep with. Still not buying that one. And YP and fights get into a very strange conversation about choking and not like fun choking. Like I think they want to end people's lives.

They enjoy it. They enjoy it a little too much. I was sitting there looking at this like, okay, I don't know if I should be scared or if I should send them to a therapist. Like it was very strange. YP had three or four names for a chokehold. Yeah. Like it was like. And Fights was just going along with it.

The guillotine or like, I mean, like they very specifically knew. It was like, it was the front forearm choke and not instead of a guillotine. I was like, you have studied the art of choking people a little too much and again they were not talking about like oh you know like maybe like a sexual fantasy type of thing or like for fun wrestling they're literally talking about choking people it was a shock it'll be a shock to you when you listen to this um there's a lot of different things that we went through the one that i can say that i wish i could delete from the internet forever that i wish i never had to be a part of, is that Kevin and Jared start talking about the sizes of their own penises,

and BC, I wanted to kill myself. I could not. You know those want to get away commercials? That was me. If I could have ejected my seat out of the building, really out of the world at that point, I would have. Francis, at one point, said, Casey, you're out on this, huh?

Because you hadn't just weighed in. I didn't talk for 20 minutes. I didn't talk for 20 minutes. I didn't talk for 20 minutes at all. Yeah, Francis, I think that was one of the first times he's really come on CCK to tell his jokes that are like of that kind of variety. So I've never really been in the room on air with him when he does that. And you could tell that he was more

concerned that I didn't think his joke was funny. That's why he was asking that. I was like, no, I just would prefer to rather die than listen to this conversation. But in true KFC radio fashion, CCK fashion, we dive right into that. So hopefully you guys are having an awesome holiday and continue the rest of the week listening to

CCK. Give us a call. See if you can just make the worst call of all time disappear from last week. We'll see what we can do. Hobbs is a sexist pig. I just want that on the record. I just want everyone to know how I genuinely feel. He's disgusting. He's a misogynistic pig. He should be fired.

How long have you known he's... He should be fired. For what he did or just in general? No, for... Did you see that Ludacris agreed with him though? Ludacris did? Mm-hmm. Of all people to come out and like be involved in this situation, you could have given me

a hundred guesses and I would have never said ludicrous. Well, I mean, then shame on ludicrous because – I mean The Rock – I mean if you want to talk Fast and Furious characters, The Rock would never agree with such a misogynistic take. So shame on ludicrous. The Rock obviously would never approve of such a message. I dated a girl that had a sugar daddy. Oh. It was awesome. And you knew of it? Yeah. I dated a girl that had a sugar daddy. Oh. It was awesome. And you knew of it?

Yeah. Did she know that you knew it? Yes. It was all in the open. Because I benefited from it. How so? So she was sleeping with another guy? No, no, no.

You were cool with it? Nope. Nope. Wow. No sex. That's just not true. Okay. I mean, I would know, but.

So what was he getting out of it? Like just, you know, hey, I want to, uh, like go out to dinner. I want someone to go to dinner with. And that was it. It's the dumbest thing. She would like have all these like gift cards. She would have all these gift cards and he, they were like, no, not gift cards. They would have like, uh, they were like credit cards and she would just like go places and

like buy stuff with the credit card. Jared, you are the dumbest person on the planet. I mean, we were together all the time. She was lying to you the whole time. Okay, Casey, you don't know these people. Kevin is saying the exact same thing. Was there, time-wise, there just wasn't any time for her to do it? You were with her all the time?

Yes. Even when she was at dinner, you were there? When she would go to dinner with him? Yeah. All he wanted was someone, like a little arm candy. And that was it. And I was like, hell yeah yeah and you don't think that there was a chance that like yeah we're just getting dessert now Jared I'll be home in a minute like no they were actually smashing

nope that's the worst sugar daddy of all time then because some people do that some people do want they just want attention yeah like someone to like take to or that like it's like I gotta go to this event I want to have like this knockout on my arm yeah loved it yeah see I think I would Or that. It's like, I gotta go to this event. I want to have this knockout on my arm. Loved it. Yeah, see, I think I would be down

with... I go back and forth on that kind of stuff. Could I... A lot of the clothes that I still have are from the Sugar Daddy. Well, we had a call on KFC Radio not too long ago. Actually, like a year ago. This girl was selling foot pics and her boyfriend

Oh yeah, we talked about this. Like basically was like her foot pimp. But that's different though because she's not actually in person with him. Yeah. Like if I if my boyfriend had a sugar mama, which by the way, 10 out of 10 times I know they're fucking. Like that's just the way that works. I would not

I wouldn't want that to happen. You would not want to have. like if he doesn't have to have any like come like any in-person conversation and stuff like if he's really not having sex with her and fine whatever but i just don't believe that that's actually happening yeah i think ultimately i would be like good for you for not being jealous i think i'd probably get jealous i mean like it was like it was being real about it i wish i was yeah it wasn't like a serious committed relationship well right but i yeah it's not even like i would wasn't real about it. I wish I was. Yeah. It wasn't like a serious committed relationship. Well,

right. But I, it's not even like I would be like threatened by it or insecure by it. But I think, I think eventually I would just be like, uh, like my girl is going to dinner with an old guy for money. It's like,

I want to have all sorts of open relationship rules, but for me, not for you, you know what I mean? But again, like I am directly benefiting from this sugar daddy relationship like i maybe if all of a sudden you know pop was getting a new pair of kicks and like he's clearly not looking at what items are being purchased with so how did this end or did

you guys end before the sugar daddy ended oh no i'm pretty sure she's still like so you guys broke up and she kept going yeah like it wasn't like a hey like will you be my girlfriend type situation it was like you know we're seeing each other whatever like we're hanging out a lot like you two? then why do you know for sure she wasn't hooking up with him because I know this person

like they're not it's just not her thing if you guys were in like a 100% committed relationship I would be like okay that makes sense but if you guys are just casual like she was definitely okay you're passing judgment on someone that you've never been judgment it's not judgment at all i just you are i know how i know how sugar daddies work okay uh it she didn't but yeah it was it was a very it was a beneficial situation i watched a movie uh last year i can't remember the fucking name of it was a wild movie

it was this couple who like gets married they are like falling out of love like falling into the rut they decide to kind of do the open relationship uh route and like it all like falls apart like it spirals out of control but she has a full-blown sugar daddy who like takes her on yachts and like the whole nine and the the funniest shit was the rule basically uh he would always ask her when she comes home from a date she he'd be like did you come and she was always like no no no no and then one time she did and that was like his that was the sign that like oh god this is like going too far it's like she's actually coming when she has sex with him now so put yourself in that spot then kevin like if you like as as a single guy now you meet a girl and like you know you're interested

you're going on dates or whatever maybe she stays at your place a few times it's not like a take home to mom thing yet you're together for like whatever you're seeing each other for like two months ish she's like hey i have a sugar daddy and you're like whoa but then you're like and then she's like i don't fuck them i go on like i'll go to dinner with them but like like you can buy whatever you want with these cards that he gives me it's like yeah whatever i would probably i would give that a shot i wouldn't like be like all right this is this girl's the one yeah i wouldn't be like this situation is intriguing enough where i'll stick around i would i would see how it plays out. I think if I

had real feelings for somebody as much as I would love to be a tough guy. I have a text from Ellen. I guarantee you. Who's the girl? Which girl are you talking about? I guarantee you this is what this text message says. Let's see. Hold on. Let's pull it up. Every girl that I have been friends with and I say it's like every like there's a million of them.

Who had the sugar down? There you go. But most the few examples I have in my friend group that have done this, their boyfriends or if they get into relationships while they're doing the sugar daddy thing, like the sugar daddy thing ends immediately. Like the boyfriend is like, absolutely not. Right. Oh, so they don't tell them. They like they're like, yeah, hey, like this is what's going on. This is how I have this like super badass apartment in whatever city. And he's like, OK, well, we're going to date, you can't do that.

She's like, all right, fine. Let's talk to Steve because he's from Maine. He said he's got some insight on this. What do you got on dating a girl with a sugar daddy, Steve? So even if you're dating a girl or a guy with a sugar daddy, it's not really a redeeming quality for anybody in the long run. So if you let us fly by it first, you're kind of just setting yourself up for failure, either if it's a boy or a girl. I agree with that.

Yeah, I mean, I would love to, thanks for the call, I would love to say that I'm, like, secure enough and cool enough and modern enough, progressive enough, whatever you want to call it to say, yeah, like, go ahead, like play this dude, get that money, live like a fucking fantastic life.

And let me get some, some of that runoff too. But I'm just being realistic. I just know myself that I would be, it would upset me. Yeah. I mean, it's the same thing with having a sugar daddy like i

personally could never do it because i just don't that's not in me to do but my girlfriends are i don't care like do what you want to do it's you it's like your life your money but i do think what steve just said there is an interesting way to put it like i don't think it's necessarily a redeeming quality that you're you're like exploiting somebody who was willingly doing it but it's just like it's just a little bit i don't want to say trashy in the sense. It's not like, I think you're like a whore, like you're fucking money,

but it's just a little bit like, uh, crass. It's just a little bit like sleazy, maybe a little bit sleazy. Again, it's like you live your life. I should,

it's just not for me. Yeah. Those guys, it's like they want it. They're paying for it. No doubt. So I'm not, they don't think that they're in a relationship with the girl.

No, well, there's some, I bet you some do. I that they're in a relationship with the girl. No. I bet you some do. I bet you some get attached. Some do, and then it becomes an issue. This is the same thing with having a threesome. I think your girl can tell you, I'm all about it, I'm fine with it. And then you do it, and it's just awkward because some things are just kind of not meant to really be.

I go back and forth because I think that monogamy is kind of unnatural. I think it's like a square peg in a round hole. But then I also think that there's a reason why people get triggered and jealous when they see the girl or the guy that they're with with somebody else because there is some level of monogamy that is natural. It's a great area.

It's also a competition too. Somewhere deep down. Sugar Daddy's been with a girl for X amount of time. Well, that's like this movie. Did he make you cum? And it's like, if I still have the upper hand and the edge, it's okay. Right. And then as soon as that changes, even if the other person is doing the same thing,

it's like, well, shit, now the territory has changed. Yeah, that's natural. Brent from Tennessee, he says you don't give a fuck. What do you got, Brent? Brent? Brent? Yeah, what's up, man? Yeah. Yeah, so I'm just wondering why everybody cares.

Like, if you're just sleeping with somebody, why would you care what they did outside of sleeping with them? I mean, unless you really care about them. And secondly, if this person's like getting money from someone else and you're directly benefiting, like it's all the better. Like I can see if you really care about this girl. Well, yeah, I think that's the point. I think we're talking about having some feelings. Yes.

If I was just like smashing some chick, if you're hooking up with a girl and there's no relationship, she's hooking up with other people, you wouldn't care. So why do you care if it's an older guy who's giving her money i wouldn't care about that if everyone's single and you're just hooking up of course yeah nobody cares but if there are feelings there or even developing feelings like you have to be like in a full-blown relationship but if it's like if it's a girl that i'm just like looking for sex fine if it's a girl that i'm like you know i had a good time with her i kind of like her i want to see where this goes and i find out that she has a contractual contractual obligation to some old dude yeah i think that's totally different story and i think you're smirking over

here it's just funny i i also think if i and i i know like sugar daddies and sugar mamas are probably different because like if an old hot lady wants to like give guys money i'm sure 10 out of 10 you guys would say yes yeah but like if i ever there was ever dick down though they literally yeah i think i think the sugar mama you have a much greater chance of like i just want the attention yeah yeah just like a pool boy kind of thing yeah but i also think that when you get older they just want you know the sexual awakening happens i've seen sex in the city i know how these things work i mean samantha was smashing out like 20 year olds all the time was that the kim cattrall oh yeah she was like like in her late 40s that girl that character was such a whore oh but she's like such i actually like

randomly saw sex in the city 2 on tv the other day which is a garbage movie i was like you know i'll just put it on in the background i don't know what she how i mean i know she has a ton of money obviously she looks so good for her age i'm like it's not like she's a super a-list celebrity either like bought her face she looks so good but yeah age. I'm like, it's not like she's a super A-list celebrity either. She just bought her face. She looks so good. But yeah, she was smashing out young guys all the time. Yeah, I, you know, if I was a chick, if I was a hot chick, especially when you live in like New York City,

like where you got to make, New York City, you got to make like at least a hundred grand before you can even consider yourself like comfortable at all. It's very hard to live here. Or you got to live in like the outer boroughs or to live here and or you got to live in like the outer boroughs or in the hood or you gotta have like 60 roommates or you can go on a date with this guy once a week and he'll pay your rent yeah like i that's what i'm saying i really don't there's no i would probably do it no judgment at all for people i also don't think i would

flaunt it and be like yeah what's the big deal i think there is something a little bit a little bit hookerish you know it's like maybe you're not fucking him. Maybe you are fucking him. When you start to go down the territory of like, I'm having sex with you for money, or I am giving you some sort of romantic pleasure, be it physical or emotional for money. And I don't feel that same way. A little bit unsavory. That's the difference. It's like the right word. I don't know. Yeah. Because if you, even if there's no, like they're not hooking up, like even if you're going to dinner with them and like you have zero interest in being there you just are there because you're getting a paycheck like that would be tough

for me i also that's what i don't get uh if i was a sugar daddy and i was paying you for attention like you better be meryl streep out there you better put on a fucking show if you're just sitting there uh you know on your phone mailing it in, fuck that noise. But you're like, it's not prostitution, but I would feel like I was working. You are. I want to keep that paycheck coming in. You are actually working.

If I were a girl that had a sugar daddy, I probably would not fuck the guy, but if I'm out to dinner with him, I wouldn't even have my phone on. I'd just be like, hey dinner with him i'll make you feel like you know yeah like i wouldn't even have my phone on right right like hey but i would imagine that you know five ten fifteen twenty times in a dozen i i bet you after you get caught like like in a regular relationship where you start you stop you get out of the honeymoon phase and you stop paying

attention to each other i'm sure that happens with sugar daddy baby oh you can just switch him in and out well that's there's no that's no breakup. You're just fired. Like I'm just not, but that's, it all depends. It all depends on it. Are you looking just for arm candy? Are you looking for someone to be hot at the table?

Are you looking for anybody to like bounce your questions off of? Yeah. Or is it that specific girl that, you know, like, I think there's something, uh, very logical about like,

I know that I'm 60. Yeah. I know that I'm kind of gross. I know that I can't get you like naturally. Yeah. But I have these, uh, I know that I'm 60. Yeah. I know that I'm kind of gross. I know that I can't get you, like, naturally. Yeah. But I have these, you know, I have access to this money because I've worked hard. And so I'm going to buy. Like, money can't buy you happiness, right?

But you try to buy all the things that do make you happy. Yeah. And if one of those things is the attention of a pretty girl, then why don't you spend your money on what would make you the most happy? But then doesn't that kind of defeat the purpose when you're kind of like a gross 60 year old dude and you're at a table with a hot blonde and then everyone just looking around is like either that's like a sugar daddy situation or that's his daughter. Right. Like it's just one of the,

again, it depends on all your motivation. It's like, if you're doing it for you, pimp, if you're doing it to look cool or look like, yeah, I have hot girls more than then.

It's probably gonna, probably going to backfire. If you're doing it just for your own satisfaction, then you're fine. If you're doing it to just get your nut, then definitely you're fine. But I also think that even if you have the money to at least try it, why not? Why not dabble?

Especially if you're super low. I think it's perfect for guys that have been widowed. I think it's weird if you've just never gotten married and you're like 60 and you're paying for girls to hang out with you. But it's like, all right, I got married or you're divorced or she passed. And it's like, I don't want to get remarried. I'm too old for that. Let me just pay for some fucking 25-year-old chick to sit with me at the table while I eat. I think if you're a widow,

widower, is that what they call it, guys? Widowers? It's like in Seinfeld, where Costanza tested everything out, and like, widow is the number one, like, story that chicks like. Yeah. I mean, you are the most, you got, like, the best,

the best excuse, the best everything. He's grieving. Yeah. Don't, don't mind it. He's grieving. He's been through a lot. I'll tell you, even the single with kids is like i i can always you know be like i just i gotta

focus on my kids now you know what i mean it's just a great kids are always a built-in excuse whether you don't want to go somewhere i can't i got the kids yeah whether you need to put an end to something whatever it may be yeah the uh my kids hate you so it doesn't matter if i like you or not i think you're great but my kids fucking hate you so i guess uh just can't be i guess it's you know it's it's it's it's capitalism right this girl has a body and a pretty face and uh youth and whatever that she can offer you you got the money to buy it. No judgment. Play on, playa. Yeah. I don't think I'm going to be that guy.

Well, I think I'll... You think you'll be... I think you'll just naturally have it like that. No. No? You don't think girls will want to be with you when you're like 60? No.

No, I don't think so. It also depends on if you're like a 60-year-old dude and you're trying to actually have real conversations. You can't bounce off your 60-year-old off of it like a 25 year old dane cook he's dating that 20 year old he's 46 he has no shame about that no no and you know what the thing is i i think you can find someone who is wise beyond their years mature for their age oh definitely the problem is like everything else that goes along with their life. So I start dating you and you're 20 and you're cool, fine.

But the first night that I meet like your friends and family and they're all 20. Yeah. You know, it's like, oh, hey, these are the guys I grew up with and they're like frat bro morons from Murray Hill.

And it's like, hey, bro, you want to play some pong? It's like, oh, I'm fucking 50, man. Like, I'm all set on that. How tall are you, Kevin? Six feet? Yeah. Are you really?

I thought you were like 6'1". I had a chance to be 6'2". What are you talking about? You're two inches over average. Right, but, oh, so you're saying if you were Bosnian or something? Oh, got it, got it, got it, got it. You don't want to be Bosnian. No.

All right, here's the question. Would you rather be Bosnian and have two more inches? That'd be four more inches. Four more inches? Four inches to be 6'2"? I don't know. Like, Bosnian people, like... How much would you give to be 6'2"?

Like, what would you give up to be 6'2"? Would you give up your hair? Would you give up your beard? Would you give up your... I mean, I didn't have hair until like December. So I feel like I could definitely... You can't be attached to that. Yeah.

Yeah. Like I would give up my hair for four inches for sure. Would you give up an inch of your dick? Nope. I knew that's where you were going. Nothing? What if I just was going to say six inches of height? Yeah. Okay. So you answered, you know was going to say six inches of height? Yeah.

You jumped the gun a little bit there. Yeah, I would give up one inch of my dick for six inches of height, which would make me 6'4". 6'4 is a good height for someone like me. You'd be 6'2 or 6'3". You'd be 6'4 and then I'd beat the fuck out of you.

Would you give up an inch of your dick for two inches of height? That would make me six feet even. And would you go multiple inches? So you could give up two inches and get four inches if you wanted. Then your dick would be three inches long.

You're asking me would I rather stand pat or have a nine inch dick and be six feet? You're asking me, Kevin rather stand pat or have a nine-inch dick and be six feet? You're asking me, Kevin? I was talking. We did this. Another question was on Answer the Internet. We did it with Brendan Schaub. Interview with KFC Radio is out right now.

Brendan Schaub, who has a new special on Showtime. His Answer the Internet will be out on Thursday night. The question is you're starting from scratch. You can build your own dick. Okay. But for every inch of dick that you give yourself, you give up two years of life.

Who gives a fuck? Well, if you want to give yourself an eight inch dick, you're chopping off 16 years of your life. Who is asking these questions? The internet. I know, that's what I'm saying, but like who is sitting at home high as hell

and being like, you know what? I think I want to ask people today. The dick size for height thing, that's an internet classic. People do different variations of that where it's like one inch of this for two inches of that. You can change the numbers, but to turn it into lifespan, I think is interesting because I think you gotta

be a pretty, pretty ridiculous. You gotta kind of be insecure with your dick to the point that you're willing to give up a decade and a half. Not at all. Not at all. I mean, like if you're, if the life expectancy is what,

like to call it 90 B, let's be a little overzealous. I would say 80. And I'd say you're chopping yourself down to 64. I'd rather die young. Yeah. I mean, granted, I don't, this, i'm not trying to be dead when you're 64 just have an eight inch dick i would rather just be dead at 64 for any reason yeah any reason at all i mean i feel like i don't want to age to

like i know what you mean but like my dad right now would be dead like he's he's still got a lot left as like a grandfather and retirement and all that shit that is true my dad's yeah that's true it is i guess it's when you're when you're younger you think 65 is like yeah unreal like my dad is still he's got plenty he still works out every day at 5 a.m like my mom's in her 60s they're just getting happy again like between the grandkids and hopefully retiring soon like the middle years are what suck. When you have young kids. Your golden years are what's awesome. And you have money to actually go on the vacations that you always wanted to go on before kids, but you didn't have as much money.

How do you avoid the suck then? Don't have kids. That's what creates the suck. But then, the argument is, who's going to take care of you when you do get old? Then it's like, okay, now you're old. That's when I die because I chose to have a big dick how so what would you what would you do uh i threw out eight and 16 but you know you could go yeah like 20 if you want no no i'd probably i'll probably

do the eight and be good like at 64 check out like you're not trying to have like a like if you're if you're trying to overcompensate for something if you're like oh i want a fucking 11 inch dick yeah yeah yeah that's just unnecessary no i i think uh honestly then i think the right number for what you're describing i think if you want to go shock value yeah eight is the number yeah i think if you want to go uh like big but but reasonable i think seven is the number yeah i think if you had a seven inch dick you're getting yeah you're fine yeah like you can still do everything a girl isn't gonna be like i think i think if you're going like eight plus it's like you're not putting it in that you're

not putting it in that i can't manage this the average uh dick size for a man in the united states i want to say it's like five and three quarters. Yikes. I mean, like, if I were a girl and I saw a dick that size, I'd be like, that's not ideal. I think 5.1 inches. I think you're overestimating dick sizes. I think most guys are rocking five in the five. What?

What are you rocking? I'm not saying that. I mean, no one's like, everyone thinks I lie about everything anyway. Clearly it's much higher than five. No, I mean, like, I just, I'm not saying that I mean no one's like everyone thinks I lie about everything clearly it's much higher than five no I mean like I just I'm not

I'm not but that's that was shocking to me I would have guessed six which I guess like an extra but you think of I mean like a like five versus six

is not like that crazy no but I feel like it five just seems low doesn't it I mean it does but it doesn't. We have a girl in the room. Casey, does five seem low to you? Like, if you saw a fiver, would you be like, eh?

I feel like this is one of those, like, guys would answer this more, because I feel like girls, it's just like, it's either a good one or it's not. It's not like I'm sitting there, like, with a measuring stick. Well, that's what I'm saying. Like, the difference between five and six is like, I don't even know if you would, like, judging by the eye test, I don't even know if you would know. I feel like guys obsess with that more than girls do, in my opinion.

Like the actual number itself. The actual number itself, guys obsess over way more than girls. But the eyeball test, like if a girl hooks up with a guy and the girl's friends know the guy, the first thing they're asking is. Yeah, like when the girl's like, how's his dick? And if it's a five incher, I don't think you're going back with a glowing report. Yeah. I think you're just like, it was fine. Yeah. yeah that's what it is i think i'm probably like six

yeah yeah i cannot believe it's happening right now like well here's the thing i mean anytime you've ever measured your own dick right what are you doing you start you start with the the ruler at like your asshole you know what i mean like you're like digging francis has a bit on one of his old stand-ups where he's talking about. He's like, I gave myself a hernia jamming into my stomach trying to get the starting line to be like as far back as possible. I want to hear Francis talk about that because I bet it's the most awkward, uncomfortable thing. It's so funny. He's so funny.

Well, he talks about stuff like that. He gets this look in his eye like he knows. I want to I don't want to like butcher it. But he said you should just bring him't want to like butcher it but he he said uh you should just bring him in yeah do it yeah uh i think he was like on the verge of leaving but he had a bit about uh his dick size and comparing it to uh tv remotes like verizon remotes and it is so funny and then he started talking about measuring everybody's tried to measure their dick at some point yeah yeah i haven't done it recently like and so i can't i can't judge my uh like again when i was like a teenager doing it i probably was like trying to come up with ways

to get myself every last goddamn millimeter i possibly could yeah like where are you where do you start from like like the base like everyone already goes like all my sex stories are made up but like there is one girl in college where we were just kind of hooking up and she wanted to measure it herself so she did and what was the number jared kevin it doesn't matter let's six and a half doesn't matter over under six and it does it doesn't any number that i say it's gonna matter right i mean you're making it up you're already gonna get get roasted for even acting like this. You might as well just say the fucking number. Nope.

Won't do it. I'll tell you off the air. I think I'm giving myself six. Okay. Which is probably, uh, maybe generous, but I think I can give myself six. Yeah. It just happens. Which is respectable.

That's like being like, I'm getting the impression that Jared's walking around with a fucking hog. Am I wrong? That's like being 5'10". That's like if you're, if you get a six inch hog. That's like being 5'10". If you get a 6-inch dick, that's like being 5'10". You're technically a little bit above average. Yo, man. Francis.

We're talking dick size. Did they tell you? They told me they were... That guy's really nice. What's his name? Crocs. Crocs. Well, I was talking about how every guy has measured their dick before. Jared did the same thing. He was like, yeah. But I was saying how uh well i was talking about how every guy has measured their dick before sure and jared did

the same thing he's like yeah uh-huh but i was saying how you know you basically take the ruler and you start at like your asshole trying to give yourself like the the longest uh you can and i mentioned your bit about the hernia which was just the funniest shit in the world but the i didn't want to butcher it the the tv remote control bit yeah so it was um that i saw a dick pic where a guy was holding his penis next to a time order cable tv remote for scale and it's such a good joke to tell in new york city because everyone has time like so yeah cable so they know that exact remote i used to go and like ask what cable subscriber was the predominant wherever i was on the road. I'd have to find out what the local cable was. That's a great,

that's, that's just, that's next level. People ever ask you why you're asking that? Uh, like, why do you care? No,

I mean, eventually it was like, I realized it didn't really matter what cable you're doing, but, uh, yeah, the guy's Dick went to the power button. And I was pretty dismayed. And then I went home and measured,

and I was like, it only goes to the 9. Like, I need to switch to Apple TV. And it's a funny thing, because you have to picture the remote, because 9 sounds large. But that's at the bottom. Where the numbers are, yeah. Where the numbers are yeah where the numbers are

but the whole thing is you guys were saying is the ruler thing was like i used to squish it into my thought you just really jam it so that you're starting at three inches yes and then you would you know take the picture if that was what you're doing from from just the tip up but um having extremely muscular thighs i didn't have much give. And that was a problem for me. Like really overweight people can just bury the ruler in the folds of their fucking, you know, in those like rub burns they get. Because they don't feel it. They're calloused from their legs rubbing together.

It's like they're wearing, you know, wind pants of skin. So anyway, that's, yeah, that's the truth. When was the last time you measured your dick? Oh, I don't know. Like forever ago, right? Yeah, it's been a long time. So like I was saying, I don't think I could even rely upon my middle school self measuring my dick. No.

Because I was probably coming up with all sorts of tricks and making shit up. Yeah. I'm definitely at a point now where I can pull my flaccid penis longer than my erection. As I'm discussing I think it's a gravity problem. As I'm discussing all this, the way Karabas is reacting

leads me to believe he has a fucking hammer between his legs. Oh. I didn't say anything. I'd love to see it. No, he just asked me to say the inches, and I just wouldn't say it. He's just having a lot of genuine reactions of like, like he was absolutely stunned when I looked up to the average penis size is 5 inches. 5.1. Is that erect? Yeah.

Yeah, I'd have to be. I mean, I would sincerely hope. Jesus Christ, guys, what are you guys working with? Five inches flaccid, Francis? What the fuck? Well, no, but here, here you know i think it is it is one of those things where everybody manipulates that test yeah yeah you know yeah and you're never going to a doctor's office and having them be like oh do you mind if i just

bring out the ruler here everything's fine i remember when uh i think the jackass guys did it right they all measured their dicks i don't remember that they i think they all uh they went to like a sperm clinic and they like measured their sperm count i think they all measured their dicks i don't remember that they i think they all uh they went to like a sperm clinic and they like measured their sperm count i think they all measured their i remember the sperm and i remember thinking like because we all you know we do all sorts of challenges here there were two things i feel like people don't ever want to do a challenge of and that's an iq test and i think a penis test here would be a problem too because those are two things that it's just it is what it is and if you prove yourself to be remember when when uh pft did the test with text yeah like that was bad that was like you had everything to lose and nothing to gain

and it was like he won but it was close you know and it was like holy shit man what if you had lost your iq test right tax there's no going back and i remember thinking that around this place especially with all the insecurities around here if if all the guys were to do a dick test it would be like people would, it would not go well. No, but I also have, you know, since like my life has blown up,

I'm like, I don't fucking care. So you guys want to measure my dick. We can rock out. Whatever it is. I also think it's a matter of like, you know, if my measurement came back and I had like a four inch dick,

but I know that I'm like doing all right with it. And like, I don't care. Yeah. So, uh, but it's, uh,

I don't know. I mean, I feel, I feel like we're all playing for at least second place with Carabas. Jesus Christ. I don't care. Yeah. So, but it's, I don't know. I mean, I feel like we're all playing for at least second place with Karapas. Jesus Christ. I didn't say anything about it. Nice job, Karapas. I'm proud of you. Good for you. You didn't say anything about the fucker.

You're great. No. It's good, man. It's cool. Or maybe we're playing for third with Willie Colon and you. Yeah, Willie's definitely got a hammer. I can see Willie's being really wide, but not that long. That would be big time.

I can see PFT Garth like a rock. You think? What leads you to believe that? He's just like a stocky guy, just for it to make sense. Wide dick though. Casey, have you given up on this conversation? Oh, a long time ago. Oh no. I can't believe it, to be honest. I'm going to let you guys get back to it.

Thank you for having me. Do your thing, Francis. I'm surprised, Casey, because I know that you and your girls talk about it behind closed doors. Don't act like you're above the dick talk. No, it's just a little bit different when it's on national radio about my coworkers. I suppose.

I guess that's one way to look at it. John from Jersey, you got a dick question. What's up? John? Hello? Yeah. Oh, sorry, I didn't hear my name. What's up? John? Hello. Yeah. Sorry, I didn't hear my name. What's up? Would you add one inch to your dick, but not

be able to use it for a year? No. No, I'm good. I just need the height incorporated. I would take off an inch to get a couple inches of actual height. I can't use it meaning I can't have sex with someone? I can't use it at all. Correct. But you're adding an inch to get a couple inches of actual height. Meaning I can't use it, meaning I can't have sex with someone? I can't use it at all?

Correct. But you're adding an inch. I don't think an inch is going to change things that much for me. And the equivalent girth as well. Yeah, I don't want to... You know, you only got so many years left with this thing. So many years left in your prime. I don't need to be red-shirting.

I don't need to be ineligible for a year just because I wanted to transfer. Chris from Tampa Bay, he wants to talk to Casey. What's up, Chris? Hey, guys. First time long time, but been a stoolie since

back in 06. But yeah, I want to give a shout out to Casey. I'm 6'4 1⁄2". I was a three-sport varsity athlete at prep school up in upstate New England. Definitely don't need to trade inches anywhere. Definitely proportionate in any way. Second is, do you honestly measure your dick with a ruler? Don't you just do

the fist, make a fist, hold it next to your dick, and then add, you know, two or three inches to however tall it is, and then that's how tall your dick is. And then you can put it against a ruler or whatever. First of all,

I love that you're saying tall, how tall your dick is. I don't even understand what you're talking about with the fist. Do you understand that Jared? No, I don't at all. That's a, that's not a unit of measurement I've ever been familiar with.

So like, like make a fist with your left hand, right? And if you put that next to your dick, that's like what? Four inches or so. I don't know, bro.

I don't know how fucking big my fist is right now listen now take a finger and put it on top of that fist and or two fingers or three fingers until it reaches the size of your dick bro i don't know what the fuck you're talking about i don't know what he's talking about either either way i don't know how long my fingers and my fist is i mean i was gonna ask that guy if he was good at writing love letters where is keebler keebler's i don't know he promised it would be here on friday he promised it that little fucking five foot nothing midget i don't know i'm we're still last friday or this friday oh you weren't here friday no uh if you listen go listen to the cck podcast i i just went off for a second.

I was like, let me just read the ad reads for CCK. And I ended up just going off on a soliloquy about that toilet. I can't believe you didn't have me in to talk about that. I wasn't going to. I didn't plan to. I was just going to read the ads. And I was like, you know what? This story, Jared.

I told him about it yesterday on air. Forcing someone to sit into a toilet. Yeah, no, no, no. We got in a conversation about what's the most whipped thing you've ever done he wouldn't say it yeah I did you won't tell me how big a dick you are

you won't tell me how whipped you are what are you good for he was confusing being whipped and being thoughtful and like corny I was like no I'm talking about what did I say I said I did something that was whipped. Oh, when I didn't go out on Thanksgiving

Eve because it would have upset her. That's whipped. Yeah, I didn't do that. I forgot about that. That's the most whipped thing you've ever done? Probably, yeah. I mean, I was, like, what? 24, 25? I was in my fucking drinking masculine prime and I didn't go out on Thanksgiving Eve.

The most whipped thing I've ever done is not go to the Superbowl with Barstool. Yeah. That's tough. That was definitely bad. That was like the turning point where I was like, this is, this is getting bad.

Yeah. Yeah. Have you seen the video of big cat and Zach Efron FaceTiming Anna Kendrick yet? No. Rhea has it. I don't know if they're going to put it out or not, but she's been playing around the office.

It's really funny. It's just a surreal world. It's they're facetiming about Big Cat like she unfollowed Big Cat on Twitter and it's just I don't know who that girl is Anna Kendrick? I know she has like over 7 million followers Pitch Perfect

she's been my internet crush for I mean when did Pitch Perfect come out like 2010-ish obviously she's been my internet crush for I mean when did Pitch Perfect come out like 2010-ish she's really attractive she's not one of those girls that you see and you're like oh my god she's so hot but she's so pretty and so funny that like every guy loves her what is Pitch Perfect is that a movie

Pitch Perfect is a acapella movie it's like a acapella group and they it's a group of like singing acapella girls and they compete singing acapella group um and they it's a group it's a group of uh like singing acapella girls and they like compete singing acapella songs so it sounds like glee it's very gleeish but it's way but it's like funnier and they like it's like bridesmaids meets glee they do like the songs they sing like the mashups they do are fucking awesome i'm a big sucker for acapella are you i love acapella

anytime um i actually haven't seen glee so maybe i'm not that big of an acapella i feel like glee is like the water like that's is for younger kids, right? I watched Glee. Yeah, I didn't think of that as... Anytime there's an acapella version of a song that I like, or an acoustic version, I'm so in on that. What's your favorite acapella song? Bohemian Rhapsody in acapella is Chill City. Where in the World is Carmen Sandiego by Rockapella.

So good. That is an acapella classic. I'd like to hear Time Flies do some acapella in this office. I'm going to bring that back. I think he does like acapella shows. I'm sure. Clem? Cal.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I just want it in the office. I'm just going to keep saying it until it happens. Speak it into existence. Like we don't need lobby music. I'm obsessed. Went to like all the shows. It would be front row for all of them.

So that's how I discovered him years ago. And then when he was in the office, I was like, I fucking know this guy. And then we just started tweeting during the World Series. Yeah, he's a good one. He sent me a couple songs that he's been working on that are unreleased that are super fire. How hard is it to just get him in here, Kevin? He lives 3,000 miles away, guys. He lives in California? Yeah. been working on that are unreleased that are super fire. How hard is it to just get him in here, Kevin? He lives 3,000 miles away, guys.

He lives in California? Yeah. Where is he from? New York. New York originally, then he went to Dartmouth. The Dartmouth or U.S. Dartmouth? Every time I say Dartmouth in reference to U.S. Dartmouth, I was like, excuse me. Yeah, I didn't even know that was a thing, so I'm not sure which one. I think it's SmartCat. I think it could be real Dartmouth.

But yeah, that Efron shit was... He's looking almost like Bieber was. He's got a weird look going on. Like the bleach blonde hair. Yeah, I'm here for it. And the beard. Are you? Yeah.

I like the clean cut look on Efron much more. No. Yeah. I mean, there's... Well... You like that look more so than when he's got like his hair splitting hairs here. I mean,

every Efron is a good Efron every time, but I like, this look is in my mind a lot worse than the regular look. I like, well, the regular look, like regular look at front is like Bieber purpose. But see,

I normally like scruffier than Bieber. Bieber's like a, he's a different clean cut. Yeah. He, well, he's just his own thing. Like he can do whatever he wants. Like if Bieber got scruffier than Bieber. Bieber's like a, he's a different cut. Yeah. He, well, he's just his own thing. Like he can do whatever he wants.

Like if Bieber got scruffy, it'd probably look like what happens when Frankie gets scruffy. Just not great. Way worse. Like that, that like alleged meth video that was floating around. He got so scruffy. People thought he was on crystal meth.

Well, I mean, it wasn't even just the scruff look. Like he was like tweaking out. He had some weird moments. No, no, no,

no. That was not anxiety. That was like withdrawal. I don't know what he was on or what he was wishing that he was on, but it was something. Something had some weird moments. No, no, no. That was not anxiety. That was withdrawal. I don't know what he was on or what he was wishing that he was on, but it was something. Something was happening. I don't know what you're talking about. Who's the one person for you, Kevin, that if they sent

you a video of them giving you a personal shout out, that would really make him move for you? Oh, man. I don't know. I got to think about that. There probably would have been a time where it was Francesa, but now that he's kind of in the mix enough, it wouldn't be that much of a surprise.

I'd love a Bartolo Colon one. Yeah. He can't speak English, right? Yeah. I think he's one of those guys who says he can't speak English, so I'm pretty sure he perfectly can, or at least enough conversational. I don't know about anybody. I'm so weird.

I would prefer that over a bigger name. You would prefer a funny one versus like, oh wow, this is just an A-lister. There's not a super hot girl that you would want one from? That's a celebrity that you can't get to? Justin Bieber would be mine, obviously. Halsey right now would be great.

Why is everyone going crazy about the Halsey strip club video and she didn't strip? She's not a stripper. I know, but you're at a strip club dancing on a pole. It's her own song. I think it's pretty fucking cool. I was less impressed with the strip club one than I was with the Old Town Road one. It's still cool, though. She's got a very sexy vibe to her.

We talked about that a little bit. No, she's hot. A little bit crazy. Yeah, no, she's hot. She's for sure hot, but everyone's going crazy about this strip club video and I was like, where are the titties at? If Kate Beckinsale ever said something, that would do it for me. I feel like it would be crazy if Halsey got up there and actually stripped. It's cool that she didn't. I think we're

asking a little too much. A spider walks by with a big baller brand shirt. Maybe LeVar Ball. There was a moment where lavar ball was just was sky high yeah not you you liked him oh hell yeah i hated him he's like a wrestler he is he was oh yeah you i like love to hate him i like to talk shit about him he is he knows exactly well at least when he when when he was cooking he knew exactly what he was doing yeah now not so much like you you were basically he was cooking, he knew exactly what he was doing. Yeah. Now, not so much. Like you, you were basically, he was like a blogger. He was like a blog person. He was hyping up his son or sons plural.

And that hype, you can talk all your shit when people don't know for sure. Yes. But then when people know for sure that like you lose, when you were dominating in high school and you had one son, like playing at UCLA, like a premier program. And then you had someone get drafted. It was all well and good. And then it's like, all like all right well your son's shooting like 13 from three when he started talking shit about his wife who's sick that's when i was like all right

this guy's an actual and that wasn't great no it wasn't great but i don't know if that was really even all that true i don't know i mean when he went after christine lahey it was like all right everybody made like a huge deal about it i obviously wasn't a huge fan just because I can't imagine being her in that moment but at the same time like who cares he's the heel yeah he was gonna do that to anybody I feel that was a guy versus girl thing like if that was another dude I don't think it would have been that big of a deal oh no

so in my mind it's kind of like you know you know what he's doing he's playing the heel but when he was talking what did he like tell his wife to like shut up or something I was like alright I think this guy actually might be a bad person yeah I just never know what was what was real, what did he like tell his wife to like shut up or something? I was like, all right, I think this guy actually might be a bad person. Yeah. I just, I just never know what was,

what was real and what wasn't with the bar. My like sports. I feel like if Michael Jordan gave me a shout out, that'd be pretty cool. That's an eternal one. That one, you can't, it's also different now with Barstool because like,

you know, things are kind of things attainable. I mean, Zac Efron's hanging out with, pardon my take, they facetiming anna kendrick like it's crazy but i the first time that one of my friends was ever around paulie d before way before barstool because obviously he's around all the time now i got so mad at him because he was like backstage at a concert in college station with him i was like yo it's my it was my birthday week i was like just have him tell me happy birthday and say the cabs are here and it'll be great.

And my friend fucked the video up and pressed record at the wrong time. So he got the video as he was walking away from him. And I told him I would never forgive him. And then like six months later, I got the video with Pauly D saying the cabs are here. Like myself, I was like, all right. That's like that. What's that company called? Cameo or something like that?

Yep. Frank the Tank's on there. Of course, yes. Frank was. He's great. So here's the thing about Frank the Tank's cameos is they're thorough. Like I'm sure if you get like a super, super celebrity on there, they'd be like, hey, Kevin, I hope you're doing well, man.

Take it easy. There's a script and they just change the name out. Yeah. Like Frank the Tank is like ripping out like 40 to 50 seconds. Well, I mean, how many? No offense. Probably a lot. How many people do you think are paying for that?

A decent amount. I feel like Cameo is meant for A-list celebrities. I could be wrong. Frank, A-list celebrities don't need the money to do that. Well, no, but... I mean, I would love a shout-out for Frank, but... Frank needs his cash. Did you see him on Big Brain?

He's in the Big Brain promo. He showed up. Can I just say one thing about Frank the Tank on big brain he didn't go to Dave and say hey can I be on it he applied like everybody else and they almost like they almost skipped over

by an accent yeah they almost missed it wait a minute Frank Fleming yeah like he applied with the rest of the general population to be on the show I like that it's a good show. He wants to prove that he deserves it. He asked for $100,000 for Sports Ecyclopedia.

And Dave is like, Frank, Frank, come on. I was like, Frank, you need $100,000? And Frank goes, at least. It was too fucking good. He was like, be honest.

Did you just like make that number up? He was like, yeah, he is. He is so special, man. He makes me look like sunshine and rainbows when it comes to the fucking Mets. He is on a whole other level. Out like a light video is still one of my favorite. What's that one? Where his power goes out.

And I wasn't at Quigs that put out like a light on it? Yeah. My favorite one recently is when he was like going to make little pizza bagels with English muffins. And then in the middle of it, he just went enraged. He was just like, today I'm going to be making you pizza bagels. I have my little whole wheat English muffins as the Mets

lose another game. God damn it, we're never going to win. He just snaps out of nowhere. I'm going to die tonight. It's also a good thing. I'm going to die tonight. When Mikey Fowler was producing our show, we got that probably twice a day. He's on a reverse hunger strike right now. I'm sorry, what?

Yeah. What does that mean? Until Mickey Calloway is fired, his diet is off. Why Mickey Calloway? What? Why not the players responsible? Well, you never know what's going on inside the mind of Frank the Tank. He hates Robbie Cano.

So he is blaming some players. I mean, last night was ridiculous. Mickey Calloway pinch hits J.D. Davis, Jonathan Davis Davis, J.D. Double Davis, Jonathan Davis Davis. And he gets a three run home run. The next inning, he puts Familia out there, and he sucks, and everyone is bashing him. And while I understand it's ridiculous to put Familia out there again,

he literally just, just gave you a pinch-hit three-run home run. Yep. Like, he just pushed the right button a second ago. Yep. Maybe give him a little bit of slack. We have a couple Frank the Tank cameos. So let's hear. This is people.

They sign up on cameo. You can ask your favorite celebrity, I guess, for a birthday shout out. Here's how Frank does it. A little worse, but if you want to get a greeting from me, just say book me on cameo and

you can look out birthdays, anniversaries, you name it. I'm waiting there. Just ask for Frank the Tank. What a guy. Birthdays. Saturdays are furtive. Birthday buzz cut. Oh, that's a good one.

That's a good one too. That's my favorite song maybe ever recorded. It's very catchy. We should all ask for Frank the Tank cameos. Oh, definitely. How much do they cost? $10?

It's a little bit early, but I'm going to sign up now and I'm going to ask him for a Keegan birthday shoutout. It's in July, but I just want to get this done. I've got to get ahead of it. Isn't Keith's birthday this week? What if we all paid Frank for a Keith birthday? He gets like

20 of them. He has to do 20 different versions for Keith's birthday. Just for Keith. And then we'll make a montage and play it on one of the TVs out there. We're not talking about one, Frank. We want 20 different versions. We'll see how creative you can get.

That's $200. That's worth it. Isn't it ridiculous that we started out talking about zach efron and like somehow okay i do have a question because this is ria and i were talking about that's like she just responded to deke's quote about we were talking about that she said zach efron blew me a goddamn kiss it's like yeah like he did i told her i was like do you think that hank would be mad if zach efron cucked him for you and she was like i don't know i don't i don't think that he can i started thinking about i was like that zach efron is so high up on the list that i don't think that hank could be mad if that now i think at some sometimes you gotta

just tip your cap yeah i had this conversation before uh about john mayer oh yeah totally fair like i mean it wasn't like an actual situation like this where she met john may mayor but we got into the conversation and she was like pass conversation not even just a hall pass like what if john mayor wanted to date me and i left you for him like and i and i explained like john mayor wants to date me like we have to break up and i'd be like you know what that's fine yeah i yeah there's a there's a difference between the hall pass idea and just like he's so much better than me. You would drop me for him. Yeah.

I almost think I would deal with the breakup better than the hall pass. For sure. I'd rather you, if you're going to have, if you're going to have a hall pass situation, just, just break up with me and be with them. Yeah.

What if you don't, what if they don't have that option? Like my ex boyfriend in Texas, like Carrie Underwood's his number one, like so far above in his list. And I was like, listen, if somehow, some way you ever got the opportunity to hook up with Carrie Underwood's his number one, like so far above in his list. And I was like, listen, if somehow,

some way you ever got the opportunity to hook up with Carrie Underwood, I would want you to do it because if you're good enough for her, like you're way too good for me. Like that's why I would see it. Elevates your own status. Carrie Underwood. Like, I feel like any girl that's like,

Oh no, I would never want that. It's like, listen, it actually is a compliment to you in reality. I the hall pass idea while i understand it and while i would never really like prevent you from hooking up with a celebrity i i mean if i'm being realistic about it you wouldn't you wouldn't like it would have to be a trade it's like all right if i'm dating a girl and she has the opportunity to hook up with a celebrity it's like all right just let me

fuck a random girl yeah. No, see that's where I feel like I would be okay with A-list celebrities. I'm not talking about just some hot chick at the bar. I'm talking about Carrie Underwood. Adriana Lima. That's the trade-off though. Why do you get to fuck someone else and I don't? I definitely think there should be a trade.

But I think that if you're just fucking some random girl at the bar, that can happen all the time. Yeah, you can just go out and find girl at the bar, that can happen all the time. So it's like, yeah, you can just go out and find it. It's like you, the status of somebody like Carrie Underwood or Zach Efron situation is so

unattainable that if it does happen, it's like once in a million that say it's attainable for you because like you're the prettier person in their relationship or you have the connections. It's like, I'm not going to get penalized just because I can't meet a celebrity and you can so you can go fuck him but i'm gonna fuck something to get my mind then you shouldn't agree to it there is yeah i mean at the end of the day yeah it's just like i can i can try to be as tough as i want and be like yeah yeah go do it but if if i'm going to be thinking about like zach afron just pounding you out that's going to be

kind of that's going to be tough that's like, Zac Efron just pounding you out, that's going to be kind of, that's going to be tough. That's why you would rather just, like, him steal your girl. Yeah, just be like, just be gone now. Just, like, go be with Zac Efron. Or, like, you know, you ever see the movie Hall Pass? Yes. Where in the end, like, nobody uses the Hall Pass. I actually think that there's kind of some truth to that.

If you were to say, like, go ahead, go do it. I bet you more often than not, guys girls, whichever one wouldn't really do it. Depends on what the situation. It also depends on who it is. I mean, Zac Efron. Like if Alexa. Justin Bieber. I don't know.

I mean, I know. I know what you're saying. But like, of course, we're assuming that you're talking about like a person you really want to be with. Let's say they're talking about like a fiance or something like that. I really, I really think when push comes to shove, you wouldn't do it. If someone if it's a psychological thing, if I was just like, Jared to shove, you wouldn't do it. It's a psychological thing. If I was just like, Jared, me and you were

dating and I was like, go ahead, man. Like you, sure. I'm giving you my blessing. I won't care. I promise. And it's just like, then you just feel like a total ass. I would feel yeah, like I've slighted you. Unless it was somebody like Zac Efron, right? I don't know.

I've never been in that position. When you're up there on the altar and you're reading your vows and you're telling this person like there's it was somebody like Zac Efron, right? I don't know. I don't know. I mean, I've never been in that position. I really think that when you're up there on the altar and you're reading your vows and you're telling this person like there's no one better than you, it's like, well, you fucked someone else. You did because they were so much better than me. Like that would be my return. You are the one I want to be with forever

unless I can't be with Zac Efron. I'm also operating like my entire time I'm talking about this, I'm not talking about the person like you're in love with and want to spend the rest of your life. Yeah. But if you're in some sort of, yeah. Cause if you're just dating, this is like the sugar daddy thing.

It's like, if you're not really with someone, yeah, whatever. But if you are in a, some sort of relationship where it's really like there's expectations and you're taking everyone to consideration, I think when you look someone in the eyes, like, go ahead, let him put his dick inside you or whatever it is. You, I think you think you're going to do put his dick inside you or whatever it is you I think you think you're going to do it but if you truly care I don't think you will I agree with that

or what you should do is I'll give you the hall pass tell me you didn't you can go do it but tell me you didn't but I also think that you can't just like open up a hall pass well no I would want to know because if you grant them the hall pass and they're like alright yeah like I don't want to do it and then they do it anyway now like that's cheating like if i give you the hall pass and you tell me that you did it it's like all right one and done whatever like i can

maybe get over that but if you're like just like fucking i'm like no that's cheating fine but i also i'm all big time ignorance is bliss where it's like even even if i agreed to give it to you now i am uh just picturing it the whole time because i know what happened once it's in your face it's way worse you can know something's going on but if you see it with your own fucking eyes it's way worse i dated a girl who is being pursued pretty heavily by a quasi celebrity oh come on just say the name unless they're married or something like that no i just don't i've i've said it on podcasts before then just say it again no because No, because I don't want to. Because Deke will tag him and it turns into this whole big thing and it's whatever.

But he was a fucking creep about it. It wasn't even a potential hall pass situation. It was like, this dude's a little fucking weird behind the scenes. Can you give me a hint? Kind of ruined wrestling for me. Oh!

Wow, mankind, huh? Nick Foley, fuck your girl. All right, let's hit a break here. Half time on CCK. We'll be back for hour number two after the break. Welcome back to CCK. It's me, YP, and Fights. And I just said during the commercial break that the segment went from us talking about the Stanley Cup finals, because Fights and YP will be going against each other and Boris will be involved,

to somehow basically me realizing that yp might be a serial killer i don't it's the choke the choking out and we'll move on shortly uh but the choking out is it's like heroin like you don't do it because you might like it like you don't you don't finish you don't you don't want to know how much you're gonna like i might i might really like what the other thing is i'm actually scared to be in a studio with the two of you right now. We're not talking sexually here. You guys are talking about taking... I was late on the

sexual aspect of it because I was like... I was never talking about that. I was like, I know how far I've gone with this. Do you know what you're asking for right now? Do you know that I actually think this might be heroin for me? Maybe we should not do this. All all i'm saying i'm not saying i'd be a serial killer i'm saying compared to stabbing someone yeah i would much rather choke them out yeah like stabbing is some

fucking gross shit we're talking dirty honestly choking people out may be like the most sanitary like uh non-gross way of killing someone right it's just very you have to be so close to them i think that's but all i'm saying is like a stab you're fucking like oh yeah shooting someone you're that's but you're you're way far away i think the reason i brought up the choking thing is because like you have to be next to them to do it so you can't like kill somebody from far away because you have to be like intimately killing them i just think out of all ways like poison or something also very gross and like fucking they're like like i'm thinking of like joffrey and shit yeah like that's exactly what i was thinking like that's

gross yeah that was gross i don't want to see a human turn into like that was gross i don't know like what is there is there a better way i don't think so hitting them i've never thought about it that's pretty messy yeah Yeah, that's messy. That's a lot of cleanup involved in that. Depending on if you're going to clean it up or not. You at least have to fix your car. You definitely have to work on that windshield. What are we talking about?

I'm just saying. I don't know. It was in the conversation. I didn't just come in saying, yo, what do you want to... You came in, we were talking about Boris. John had a fucking it's i don't know it wasn't the conversation i didn't just come in saying like yo what do you want to no you yeah no you came in we were talking about boris like i said john had a fucking dream that's it's okay oh that's right there was a lot of different things covered in that segment i wasn't i wasn't even watching anything weird before and i was watching shit's creek but somehow you know what it was a good convo we can move on but you know yeah i think

we've brought a lot of facts to light 833-85757-8665. If you have a take on that, I guess. I actually don't think I want people to call in and be like, what's the best way to kill somebody? Switching topics. We were talking about this, too. So Chris Long came out yesterday and fights. You and I have talked a lot about weed in the NFL because we I think we agree that it should just go ahead and be legalized. Right. So Chris Long comes out yesterday and basically says that he.

Shout out the NHL. Only league that doesn't test for it, I believe. Because you shouldn't at this point. They don't test for it. What I've seen, I don't think there's a lot of people... I had a buddy who played in Canada. And I went to visit him one time. And he had just come back from a road trip in Denver.

And he had his team-sanction like bag with him and just opened it and it wasn't his hockey bag but it was like you know like like your your travel bag and so it had like his team's logo on it and then he unzipped it and it was just full it was because it was before like weed was legalized anywhere else but colorado it was a couple years ago and it was just literally there were no clothes in it it was just stuck to the brim with wheat because they don't get you know checked at customs and stuff like that yeah and he's like yeah just like i was in his house before he got home and he just came in he's like here's a shitload of like weed edibles everything because he's like yeah we don't they don't test for shit they play the avalanche

you're saying yeah yeah i mean the thing that's crazy to me first of all speaking of pj's like not getting checked and stuff the other day like uh just playoffs in general i've never been more like um i don't know motivated but more just envious of like people that have a lot of money to do private playing things because like the other day when i was trying to find a way to get back to st louis like damn this would be so much more convenient like it must be so awesome like i'm just looking at the mural of. Louis like damn this would be so much more convenient like it must be so awesome like I'm just looking at the mural of Dave it's like must be so sick to be able to just be like you know what I don't want to like worry about what time I can get what flight it's like I want to go from this place to this place and then you're just there and you just bring

whatever you can bring with you it's like that's fucking awesome the closest thing to me for like private planes was I didn't check a bag for the first time the other day. That kind of feels like a PJ. You just walk through. Because I have TSA pre-check. Just have my backpack walk through security. You just go straight to the gate. It's kind of a little bit private jet-esque.

Taking the train, like the AM track, you don't get any security at all, which is a little bit problematic in my opinion. That you can just walk onto a train. But it is a nice feeling. I traveled with the NBA for a little bit and I said this, like, I'm never going to be able to live this life, but the life that like NBA players live is insane. It's sick. Like, and when they're on the plane too, like they got all wifi, like, it's not like they're

on a plane ride. It's like, oh, we're just on this like thing for a little bit, but it's not like inconvenient. No, I mean, I sat in the back of the plane. So the, the plane that the Hawks used to take, like the first class area was literally like almost beds for the, the players. The middle section was for the coaches and they turned it into a bunch of different tables.

And then the back was like the media and the executives. And we got like full blown meals and like down comforters and everything. And I'm just like the sideline reporter. That's sick. Yeah. Wait, you work for the Hawks? Yeah,

I worked for Atlanta. I didn't know that. That's cool. It was my first TV job. How was that? How was the NBA like a lifestyle? It's insane. Really? It's insane. I mean, and I was only there for a couple of months before ESPN hired me. It was at like the end of the NBA season. And then they ended up taking the Pacers to game seven in the first round of the playoffs and they lost. But just like I said, the life that NBA players live, mean any professional athlete because that's but the nba is crazy nba is even better because they have what 15 guys on the team like those planes got to be spacious dude they take like big normal planes and just gut them and make them for nba like think about like an nfl team you're probably like sitting doubled up

with guys like 53 people like that sucks compared to nba they get like their own cabin each one of them yeah it was pretty sick um but what's the nba's policy on weed i don't know they they test but it's very hard matt barnes was in here he's on kfc radio i think he ran the gamut he was on everything but i only did our interview with him uh but he was like he's a guy i smoked all the time he said you just have to i don't think he's i think he got caught twice um i know that they i know that there's like punishment it's not like the nhl but it's nowhere near the nfl it's like it's like three strikes before you can get a punishment well the nfl i mean everybody knows that there's so far behind everything else and then now like martellus bennett came out a few

months ago and talked about it chris long came out and said that he not only did he smoke that he thinks that there should be no penalty for, and somehow there are still people on Twitter that are arguing about this. And I just don't understand that thought process. What are they saying? Well, I know I say this like Danny Cannell, I have to pull this up because he, I saw something that he said,

like the, my biggest thing with weed in the NFL or anyways, anywhere is it's not as bad for you as opioids, but they'll prescribe you those for pain so that's just i feel like that's common sense like you cannot get addicted to marijuana like you can get addicted to a painkiller that's like proven science right i believe so yes yeah so you know the people who don't believe that are probably also the people who like don't believe in climate change and there that's also proven science yeah it's like their shtick is just like denying science

and then i think danny cannell has proven one of those where he's a cte denier right i think yeah he doesn't believe in concussions see danny cannell's a t-shirt where uh god damn it turtle neck wearing gangster who just like doesn't feel like like science it's a tough thing to deny but it's well i mean it's also it's pretty hard to deny that if I sat here and chugged like a million bottles of vodka that I'm going to die or that if I took three bottles of Tylenol, I'm going to die. But if I sat here and smoked weed all day, I'm not going to die. How do you deny that? It's crazy the way that like things are set up where it's like if you smoked one blunt, you could legitimately either go to jail or like be suspended and people like like the other night like alcohol right like we're after the game every single person in that stadium is getting

obliterated and that's like and it is like that's the normal like that was like what you do with the game it's like why wouldn't we get absolutely annihilated out of our minds like that's what you do yeah and that's like encouraged right i think that think that's crazy. I think that is what, I think that is the reason for the NFL's reluctance to accept marijuana as a safe thing because their biggest sponsor is Budweiser. Do you think that's, I would imagine they don't want it that day. I think that plays a part. I think they would say like the money aspect of it.

We don't, we don't want it to make it seem like that's okay. This is the one that's okay. But what are like my, again, and this is one of those arguments that every time we talk about i feel like especially everybody at barstool but people just with brains in general agree that while it is a stupid rule it is a rule right now so if you get in trouble for smoking weed in the nfl you knew that was going to happen that's a choice you have to make there are punishments which is weird because in college it's like like i at fsu i had buddies who are on the football team

and they would be like yeah you knew when an athlete had failed their weed test because like over the you know megaphone or whatever the voice of god at the practice facility it would be like jamis two laps and they'd be like oh oh jamis just failed two laps yeah like jamis had a lot of different things going on jamis jamis i actually jamis actually isn't one person who i was ever told he had to do it he's just the only person i can remember who was on the team he was also in trouble a lot there was yeah but it was i don't you know maybe he failed occasionally but it was he was never an example someone used it's just the only person i can remember who's on the team yeah but i and they also don't have to disclose

what it is in college like they can come out and just be like, oh, they went against team rules. It's like, so they smoked weed. Oh, but no, it wouldn't even get that far. The two laps would be here. Oh, right, unless the NCAA was involved. If the NCAA was involved, then yeah. So Danny Cannell tweeted. There's a reason I brought this up because he, again, people understand science.

Did you see his tweet, YP? No, I only know Danny Cannell from NFL Blitz. I think he's the quarterback of the Giants in that. Right? I don't know. I played with him. I definitely threw's the quarterback of the Giants in that. Right? I don't know. I played with him. I definitely throw some bombs with him, that's for sure. But anyway.

He said, when did marijuana become good for you? It's crazy how fast certain narratives move in our society with little or no scientific proof. Is it better than opioids? Probably. But let's slow down treating weed like a wonder drug with no downside risks. When did it become good for you? When doctors said it was good for you. When doctors said it was a useful painkinkiller they prescribe it for cancer patients like that's

when it was decided that it's a an okay thing to use listen i don't i don't have science i will say i do have friends that smoked like all day every day for like six years and then they're like toasted like i think that is true in the sense of like i do know people that are like spaced out because all they did for like from sophomore year to like through college or smoke all day, every day. I think that's probably just a person. Yeah. Because there are plenty of people who smoke all day who still work here. And function completely normally.

It's just, yeah. There are some people who don't smoke and they're just like spaced out all day. Me? People don't know. I've never smoked weed in my life you've never smoked weed never before i swear to god of my mother's life i've never never one time people and that's why everything earlier when you were saying you want to like be rich enough to where you can live in a house with just animals wandering around you living in a tent you sound like fucking

ricky williams and you've never smoked weed but that's the thing everyone always thinks i'm high a because i have fucked up eyes which okay like i've heard it before butthole eyes i get it but like every single person that i see the other night they're like yo we saw you on the jumbotron just roasted dude i was like oh man that's my face too i've gotten the same thing where it's it's um people think i'm always drunk and they're like i was drunk on case really two weeks ago but they're yes you are every other time i'm sober it's just i have like i just like kind of slur when i talk yeah i just sound like a drunk person we get that on this show i saw and i have drunk ideas too so it's kind of but that's the thing you have high thoughts i have like i'm like oh yeah like this is why i think

you drunk i'm stone so the problem with barstool too is because you're on camera or video or like twitter all the time people like think they just one time they'll just like if you say anything out of the ordinary they're like dude you're high as fuck man like how fucked up are you it's like no man like sometimes i say weird shit my brain's just different i saw somebody tweet at me and kevin like about the podcast so he was like casey and kfc's drunk conversations are cringe where they're like i don't think but we've even been drunk on that show in months. But people just assume it because we did it one time.

We've got a lot of calls coming in about this weed conversation. 833-857-8665. Give us a call. We've got Mike. What do you got on weed in the NFL? Hey, so I'm blown away by Danny Cannell's take here. As a recovering drug addict, the opioid to weed conversation is unreal. The first time I did an oxycontin, I had no idea what I was about to get myself into. And I wonder how many guys' careers are ruined because they start off with Toradol

and it leads to something else. And next thing you know, they're out of the NFL. Um, I don't know. It's, it's, it's mind blowing.

Thanks for the call. I mean, yeah, that people have called in before when we've talked about this, that are like recovering drug addicts or who have been addicted to painkillers. And they're like, it's just not even close to the same.

Yeah. And it is, it is crazy too, with just like as a regular citizen, the painkillers you get like when you have surgery you get like seven times as many painkillers as you need so i can't like football guys they probably just have them like like old m&ms at the office which is like in the locker room like i mean every time i've had surgery i get like i have like three pills and i'm good after that bro i got my cheek ripped this guy fucking fish hooked me in like the bottom of a pile in like a hockey fight i he ripped my cheek from

my gums right i had my whole side ripped open they gave me like a bajillion i forgot what it was um i forgot it wasn't like oxycontin whatever it was i took like two of them the day that it happened because it was like you know my face was like literally ripped in half. And the next day I was like, fine. And I just never like, and I probably had 10 of them left over. It was like,

how would you need this? Like, I appreciate it. I'm like, I guess it's better more than less, but it's still, they give you way more. I don't think it's better more than less.

No, but I mean, I guess if they gave me one and I needed two of that would have fucking sucked, but it is crazy. Like it was like a shit. And I, I had the option to

go get another prescription I've had three prescriptions where I needed two two days and I didn't even probably need that I probably would have been in discomfort for two days and that's okay too but I'd rather be in discomfort for two days than fucking addicted to drugs for ten years the rest of my life until I die

but the it was like I needed two days of pills. And then I had a whole bottle and I could get three more. Right. I was like, what the fuck did I need all that for? Yeah. But don't you dare smoke a blunt, John? Don't you dare.

Let's talk to Chris in Green Bay. Chris, what you got? Hey, thanks guys. I just wanted to go off of why peace. I agree. I understand. Like, I think everyone's got, you know, a friend from school or whatever that, you know, smoked weed and skipped class and just kind of turned into a burnout. But I think if you had a guy that was doing opioids for six years, all he makes in six years, you know, it might not be a burnout situation, it just might be a funeral situation.

So, I mean, too much of anything, like Casey said, absolutely, it's a problem. But, you know, alternatives are a hell of a lot worse I think When you start doing opioids and if this works You know I think the science is out there Just some people just don't want to pay attention to it So anyways thanks a lot guys That is one of those things where if you See obituaries

For people who died of opioid addiction They're never 50 You're like late 20s At best Because they're highly addictive and they're never 50 no yeah you're like you're like late 20s at best yeah because they're highly addictive and they're bad for you that that is what i can understand people just not and if they are 50 means they got addicted at 45 they like later on their life like they didn't live 50 or i guess if they're 50 they weren't doing it when they were born but they didn't go like 20 30 years being addicted to it and i'm sure there are examples of that i just don't i can

understand people not wanting like to legalize any type of drug i get that but when you're talking about marijuana and it always goes back to the nfl because roger goodell is a fucking clown we know that i just don't understand how you can take science and say it's wrong i just i don't understand that like danny canal i don't understand well science is a liar sometimes well yeah and that's always sunny reference i was like i know that's a reference from something but i can't place it right now what happened to me i just had an anecdotal i was like damn i know one friend who's like roasted as fuck that smokes all the time then i'm like maybe it is bad for you like that's like how that's the way your brain until you just said like maybe they're idiots anyways i was like oh yeah fuck that makes a lot of sense

but that's how much of anything is it can be pretty bad yeah but if you know you can only like science can tell you all you want but you still judge everything by personal experience well yeah but if you're running a league and like they're like okay we have like 300 pound dudes like beating the shit out of each other you should pay more attention to what science is saying about those athletes than the common everyday that is case is, Casey, one of the funniest things. And Robbie knows more about this, but I'm pretty sure it's Nick or Nate Diaz, I think it's Nick,

has been suspended for marijuana like 10 times from UFC. Bro, the sport is literally like cracking people's orbital bones. And they just want to feel better. That's not even a win. You could crack someone's orbital bone and be like, you got four more rounds. And we're like, you can't smoke a blunt that's pretty crazy it is crazy and i don't know that for a fact i'm just saying like that's pretty fucking like we can't prove you wrong because we

don't know so but how but how great like we're talking about a thing where i can kick you in the skull so your brain doesn't work but you can't smoke weed i don't know i don't know enough about ufc's uh demographics to really comment but the nfl is i think more more heavy dependent on a conservative fan base absolutely which well i mean think about the anthem talk that went on for way too long right and i think that's the entire 2017 season and i think a conservative fan base is more apt to be science deniers and someone who's like oh drugs are bad anyone whoever does a drug ever is bad but they but they're the same people that are like oh but if you give it a surgery i better get painkillers right but the last thing that's crazy is like a

lot of i would say most of my friends are conservative like i'm from missouri too you know like that's the general consensus i would say a lot of people are more towards that side. It's more red, I would say, than blue, right? But all of them, the same people smoke weed. Like I'm surprised that like weed is still like taken in that light. Do you know what I mean? Like to me, it seems like it's becoming more universal. I don't know.

I think in 20 years this conversation will be like funny. It'll be like, oh, can you imagine arguing about that? It's anything. Whenever the culture changes its rules on something. I think it'll be sooner than 20 years because states are legalizing it already. The last state that's going to legalize it, by the way, is absolutely going to be Texas.

Although there's a lot of money down there. I think Alabama's making a run. Yeah, you're right. Never mind. They're making a strong statement lately. Yeah, you're right. Well, Texas also're making a strong statement lately. Yeah, you're right. Well, Texas also, I feel like Jerry Jones knows how much money that he could make on certain things, even if it was just legalized in Dallas.

People are so stupid. Jake in New Jersey, what you got? Oh, the Budweiser marijuana pushback in the NFL. Budweiser is the majority stake in a marijuana company. So they're definitely not the pushback. I think it's definitely like the conservative ownership group of the NFL. I mean, Goodell is just a nerd. Is that conspiracy theory squashed?

We could fact check it, but I'm just going to take it. Yeah, I mean, when you said that, I was like, I don't know if that would go if i would correlate those two would make sense but i again talking about like jerry jones or something like robert craft or like these big time billionaire owners like from a business standpoint legalizing weed makes a lot of people a lot of money so you know one of my favorite legalizing weed things is is that when it legalizes in ohio nick lachey is going to be a billionaire. Nick Lachey. Nick Lachey.

Nick Lachey owns like so many like weed farms or like farms that are ready to be cropped for weed. That's incredible. And like the stake in some company. I remember when Ohio was voting on it, maybe a year or two ago, it was like, everyone was like, let's get Nick Lachey to be a billionaire.

Nick Lachey, the weed farmer. We have a weed farmer on the line. Sandy from Oakland. What do you have on growing weed? So, yeah, there's a few things I want to touch on. And then we'll see you guys for a bit. I kind of don't want to start, but pretty much the NFL absolutely has to do it. It's time. I've been doing this for 18 months now, and there is absolutely not a single ailment I've heard of that cannabis can't help.

Not just with the CBD. I mean, back to the opioid thing versus marijuana, the thing is a lot of people don't know. Our nervous system is equipped with CBD receptors. So THC is what gives you the psychoactive. CBD is actually what gives you the medicated feeling. If you have an upset stomach or a headache, whatever it is, that's because of the CBD. Um, they just, they just work with our bodies really well. That's why there's no hangover. There's no, um, withdrawal symptoms, anything like that. Um, but yeah, I mean, it's just, it's about time that they're doing it. I completely agree. I always, I mean, again, science, I don't know science very well, but I've always been

like, it's really nice that you don't get a hangover from weed. Now we know why. Cause our bodies have CBD already in them. How about that? How about that? Did you know that? Did you already know that? I don't get hangovers from weed, but I do.

I definitely sleep later. That's for sure. Well, yeah. Cause it's making, but it's making you sleep because it makes you tired, hungry and sleepy that's what weed does how about that that's a cat william that's a cat williams reference nobody no i i haven't seen i i actually i saw cat williams new stand up i used to i loved them and that whatever the one is when the pimp chronicles pimp chronicles and it's pimping pimping and uh i love cat williams no cap you are a cat williams stan no cap off but the uh i watched his new netflix special recently probably like within the last

year that's what recently means to me and uh it was it was like it started with like 30 minutes just about jacksonville and I had to turn it off. I was like, we have been on Jacksonville for way too long. I haven't watched it, which means I guess I'm not the biggest Cat Williams stan ever because I haven't seen it. That motherfucker sweats like no one I've ever seen sweat before in my life. That green velvet suit that he wears in that stand-up. I don't know what year that stand-up came out, but that was like one of the go-to's in college.

Like, I need to watch. I'm going to put that on in the office. Like, after we're done with this radio show, I'm going to put that on. This is a great song leading out. Do you hear what he's saying? Oh, yeah. We have a lot of calls right now.

The phone lines are banged out wanting to talk about weed and Chris Long and the NFL, so we'll get to all of those on the other side. It's CCK. We'll be right back. Chase a chick, never chase a bitch Two cups, toast up with the gang From food stamps to a whole nother domain Girl, I didn't take them The team call it Bum Bum

It's a little question on Jamaican It's a little different celebration for sure, you know? Tell me, say one thing, don't say if you understand One thing, don't say if you understand All right, we're back here. Hour two of CCK. We're talking NFL, weed. Chris Long coming out yesterday saying not only did he smoke weed when he was playing, but that also he thinks that it should be legalized. So he's just saying what basically

everybody with a brain is saying, John Feidelberg. Willie's in the office right now waiting for a meeting. Otherwise I'd have, I wanted him to come on the radio. I just asked him in passing, you know, I know what his thoughts are because I've heard him talk about on Barstool Breakfast, but he had this really interesting point that because opioids can be prescribed and Ambien can be prescribed, that outside of even just the physical aspects of needing marijuana, that the mental aspects, like stress management is what he kept saying, that when you take a kid that's from somewhere else, you put them in there and you're like, oh, you have stress. Here's an Ambien so you can sleep. Well, it was like, yeah, I was prescribed Ambien and I wouldn't even wake up to like halftime sometimes. Like he would physically be

there, but he was so groggy from the Ambien that he would just never snap out of it. And he's like, that's not good for you. Not great. That's bad for the products on the field too. Yeah. So, and which, and he said, he's like talked about it before and he had said a whole bunch of different stuff. Like hopefully we can get them on before the end of the show. But he was like, just from a standpoint of making these kids relax, and if that's what they need to do to relax, and then you punish them for relaxing, that's a hard thing to do. And he played in the NFL, so obviously he would know more than we do. He does, yeah, he did.

Yeah, he played in the NFL for a few years. Did you know that? I'm well aware, yeah. Yeah, did you know that? Let's go out to John in Philly. John, what do you got on the subject? Hey, how you guys doing? Pretty good, how are you? Pretty aware, yeah. Yeah, did you know that? Let's go out to John in Philly. John, what do you got on the subject? Hey, how you guys doing? Pretty good, how are you?

Pretty good, man. Listen, I don't have any problem with smoking weed. I think NFL players want to do it, fine. But I think the biggest argument here and what's making me the most anger about this whole thing is people that are coming out and only talking about the medical health benefits of it. And before you judge that argument, like the guy before from Oakland was saying that CBD has all the health benefits.

THC is a psychoactive. CBD is legalized federally. Like you can get it at your store. THC is a psychoactive drug. It doesn't make any sense to me that people are basing their arguments off of medical reasons when the medical side of weed is available to people, but THC is psychoactive. I think it's a cop-out argument for legalizing weed because the medical side is already legal to most people.

I don't, but there's the reason that they do need the psychoactive part of it for sometimes like stress management and anxiety. I would imagine. I'm obviously not well- Yeah, I don't but the there's the reason that they do need the psychoactive part of it for sometimes like stress management and anxiety i would imagine so i i'm obviously not well yeah i don't know but that's my understanding i would i mean doctors don't prescribe cbd they prescribe marijuana right because like for cancer patients that are going through chemo they're not giving them cbd gummies they're prescribing them medical marijuana right now i do i think there's probably a certain point of that that i understand where it's like these people that are coming out just full-blown like it is so good for you like obviously i'm not saying eat it right apples but right but it i mean obviously if doctors are prescribing it and have been long before the c because i mean doctors the the medical thing i

do understand to an extent where it's like well it's good for you because doctors say it's good for you like i mean chemotherapy doctors prescribe that too it's not good for you right it's like, well, it's good for you because doctors say it's good for you. I mean, chemotherapy, doctors prescribe that too. It's not good for you. Right. It's poison. And then they're prescribing weed to manage. Right. So just I think for like a regular person being like, it's healthy.

I can do it. I'm sure it has its negatives like everything does. There's literally nothing in the world that's just good for you. Right. But if CBD is the only aspect that's good for you. If you look at like anything, it'll be like, you know, you'll always do like that six month run where it's like, this is a superfood. You got to get it.

And the next headline is like, wait, is your kale giving you cancer? Everything like is always so fluid with that. So I'm sure there. Again, I'm not a big weed smoker. I don't give a fuck what anyone does. You want to smoke? I don't give a shit. Yeah.

But the, although I did smoke last night. Not a big deal. Casual. Humble brag. Big time humble brag. Big time humble brag. But the, I mean, it's just like,

I just think let people who have lived the experience speak for themselves. If Chris Long was kind of what started this, I think he's saying it helped me. It's what helped me. It was better than prescription pills. Cause like we talked about earlier, you don't see people dying at 29 of marijuana. Don't overdose.

If it helps you and it doesn't kill you and you think it's what you need, I'm going to let you listen to your body. You're a professional athlete. You know how to listen to your body. If you're saying this is what helps me fucking go for it. It's like Willie saying like Ambien was way worse for him than, than what is not legal in the NFL. Has there ever been an NFL player that's come out and been like,

you know what? I'm so glad that they prescribed me those opioids instead of marijuana ever no no that's a good point i've never heard that like it's true like has there ever been a guy that comes out and is like you know what i do think that weed should stay illegal because these opioids are really getting the job or they're like or they're like and if they do do that they were in a fucking pfizer golf shirt while they're doing it or it it's not like they're like, bro, I fucking smoked this weed and man, my career took a downturn. Exactly. Everything started like, you know,

getting topsy-turvy. I was taking it before games and then I couldn't play anymore. You don't hear that a lot. No. Cody in Philly, what do you got on it? What's up, Jelly? Hey, how's it going? Good. What you got? So I just wanted to go back to what you guys were just talking about with the opioids.

I recently, a few years back, had two knee surgeries, ACLs. And coming out of surgery, they kept me over for a day or two overnight. And they had me injected with my IV, morphine pumps. So I think that's kind of where it kind of starts sometimes. Not sure all hospitals and all that do that. But, you know, starting people off with morphine pumps, I don't it's the best thing when it comes to the opioids and that leads to a whole bunch of different stuff yeah for sure i mean it's the same thing it's it's just the same argument over and over it's the truth it's like these are not good for you but that's what they

prescribe what are we doing here yeah i i get i mean like if someone wants a painkiller someone needs a painkiller probably give a painkiller well right and painkillers help but yeah but you can get addicted to them i mean i've had surgeries where i've had to a painkiller, someone needs a painkiller, probably give them a painkiller. Well, right. And painkillers help, but you can get addicted to them. I've had surgeries where I've had to have painkillers, and I take them 10 out of 10 times. But to then say to somebody, well, you can't manage your pain with something that's more natural, is ridiculous. I'm very, very pro.

Do whatever the fuck you want. Same. If you want a painkiller for surgery, take a fucking painkiller, man. Get a painkiller. If you'd rather have a joint, take a fucking joint. You want to take Adderall? Don't give a shit. Yeah.

I mean, and I get there have to be rules. Can't just be complete anarchy. I'm always going to be. I don't fucking care, man. Do your thing. There's nothing that's going to. I don't think I cared even about, like, this steroid argument since I was in high school. I was like a sophomore in high school trying to fight the yankees be like sheffield did steroids uh

like a rod does steroid like i don't fucking care that's why you do whatever the fuck you want that's why it's crazy that like chris long comes out and says this yesterday and it's starting the same argument over and over like when when does it stop what chris all i have with chris is also uh people and he was tweeting about this last night that people were very quick to say, like, that's because he's white, which I think is because they cop out. Yeah, I think everyone kind of what we're doing now, people just very often just speak on things that they're not totally aware of yet. Like, well, how come Josh like Chris? Because Chris said, I smoke regularly throughout my career. And I think the NFL, if you're not on the restricted

list i believe they test you once before the season and that's it so it's pretty easy to get which is basically like not testing right and and like you can sweet is i i've only taken one drug test in my life or a couple of only one i had to cheat on and um it was i was working on a boat in the summer in newport and if you're working on a, you have to be tested by the U.S. Coast Guard. Which makes sense. I got the job, and I was supposed to start on Monday. I got the job on Friday. And my boss was like, now you're going to have to go take a test on Saturday.

Is there anything you need to do to leave now? Because GNC closes at 7. And I was like, oh, yes. I'm going to i'll go back so i bought and like you can't go into gnc and ask for like i need to have clean piss you need to you have to ask for a one-day detox and uh you just go in there and like you drink it i i had to get up early to do it because i had like my drug test was like 8 a.m so i had to get up at like 5 30 to start drinking this thing it's like chug this full big thing like almost like a almost like the smart water size thing and then you're almost like a gallon yeah of like a juice type deal then you have to fill it up six more times like every half hour jeez louise yeah

i was just drinking shit and then i don't feel like i would throw up it was yeah my buddy who did with me did throw up yeah um but then you and then you just you can pass that test so you could like i had smoked the night before so you can if you're if you're taking NFL drug test, you can smoke the night before and still pass it. I imagine because this one was Coast Guard administered. So I imagine it's pretty high as far as I would assume. So it's a pretty good one, I would think. Yeah, I would definitely assume that. But that's very different.

What Chris did, because Chris didn't come into the league on the restricted list, whereas Josh Gordon came in where it's like, you know, we can call you and say and say hey you're getting tested right now where chris is like i know when i'm getting tested and it's one time to still be like smoking when and i i know it's like a problem whatever but like you know it's a rule like no but like when i know this is like one of those things it's like obviously it's illogical or else he wouldn't like you know been having a problem but it's like to be able to get tested at any time and still be like yo dude like yeah let me hit that it's like that must be so fucking stressful like i get stressed about shit and you know what i mean it's like damn if you're on like an anytime thing there's no way that's worth it but once again obviously i had a problem eric and like eric we eric reed has brought up a lot too and chris like well that's different he was tested performance enhancers he's i'm always

tested performance enhancers but the weeds are different performance enhancers, but the weed... PEDs are different than weed. Yeah, the weed is like, as I understand, and I could be wrong, is like a one-time test, unless you're on the list. And then, yes, you can be tested for performance enhancers whenever, but the weed is just like once a year. Unless you've been popped for it before, and then, which you know, if you get popped for it again,

you're going to get in trouble. It's just the way it is. It's stupid, but it is. It's stupid. Yeah, but it is a rule. What did you think of the rumors that the rocket was on steroids? He's never been tested. The only way that he could have been that big. Welcome to the show.

Hi, guys. You've never been tested for steroids? I've been tested. I've been tested for drugs. Steroids? I mean, that's part of it. Some people are saying you're too big for natural... You've been tested for steroids where? And why?

I mean, when you get a drug test, they don't test for PEDs. After the perfect game? Or the no-hitter? Did they test you then? People from my hometown legitimately thought that I was on steroids. I probably would have too. I was stupid big. But I went from like, when I graduated high school at like 110 pounds to then being like 195

and just busting out of shirts. Like, I'm not that big now, but I was 195 and just busting out of shirts. I'm not that big now, but I was fucking massive. If you thought the fucking nerdy fucking stick kid from high school and then you saw that he was massive, you'd be like, alright, relax. Throwing gas. I don't blame him. Oh, also, I just want to say

So where did you get tested? I don't remember. I got tested for something. I forgot. I forgot to test it for something. But they don't just test for steroids. A steroid test is like a specific test. Yeah, and you don't remember why you got tested for steroids? Seems like a semi-important detail. Yeah, I don't remember what I got tested for.

But I know I've been drug tested. But I've never been drug tested for a job. That's why. Yeah. I've had needed I've never been drug tested for a job. That's why. Yeah. Like I've had like a real desk job before and they were like, yeah, we don't care. I don't even think they looked at my resume. Can I say one more thing, Jared, too, just since you've joined us?

CPK is supposedly closing tomorrow. Wait, what? Our hometown are not hometown, but our home ice. Like all over or just that one? I think probably just that one. Are you guys going tonight? We have to go tonight. I think if it closes tomorrow, it's probably the last day then. I mean, like we need to go tonight, but

it just sucks that it's not on Friday. I think we should go tomorrow. It's not probably closing after tomorrow. No. You, no. I mean, I'm not ready to risk that. Why don't you just call them and ask? Bro, that is a damn shame. Just call them up. Yeah, no shit. that is a damn shame. Just call them up. Yeah, no shit.

It is a damn shame. When was the last time you guys went? It's classified. We can't say that. You know why it's classified? It's because fucking YP's fault. Not at all, Jared. I'm not about to spill it.

It's a stupid conversation, but I'll show you the texting. All right, I'll go. I'll go. Jared's like, oh, no. I'm not about to spill the beans on why CPK fell apart, but let's just say it has nothing to do with me or Trent. I'll clear both of those names. It does, and we're going. If you really want to talk about spilling beans about that type of shit,

the last time we didn't go was for the same reason for you. I'm not going to say who, but it was on me the most recent time, but we stopped going continuously because... No, that's just a false... Is it because your girlfriend doesn't want you to go? No, no, no. No, but that's not why. And also, Jared, speaking of...

Girl, I'm just saying, some other people have canceled for some pretty sad reasons, if we're going to talk about stuff like that. I mean, if you guys are just going to dime each other out at this point. No, I'm not going to. No, you won't get in between the CPK boys. I wasn't going to say it. I wasn't going to say it until you said it. Well, I won't say it, but I won't say it.

So what else we got? I mean, the phone lines are completely banged out with wanting to talk about weed. All right, take someone who disagrees with this. To talk about what? It's kind of boring when people keep calling you. Yeah, I agree. Why is this conversation? Literally, Chris Long came out yesterday and said he smoked weed his whole career who gives a fuck well everybody on the internet

so like he like he came out it's not a performance in hand chris chris must hate this by the way yeah well the nfl it's illegal in the nfl you know that right yeah okay so people are saying he came out and said oh like i smoked my entire career and the nfl should legalize it and now people are talking about it again i mean so people are more talking about the fact that like he broke the rules or that the rules are easy to break both i think it's more of a it's facilitated the conversation for well the nfl had already before he gave that interview the nfl had already set the wheels in motion for perhaps being lighter right there they're sponsoring studies or something like that so i guess he was asked about that and he he said yeah i mean i smoked weed regularly throughout my

career everybody does what's gonna happen if they legalize it and steven a smith can't do his thing and i guess he's on sports center right now talking about how he doesn't really care about the weed smoking itself. It is... He doesn't like people fucking up their money for it. Can I do it one time? Yeah, of course you can. Stay off the weed!

That's pretty good. Pretty good. He does it longer though now. Now he does weed. Try it again. Like him now? Yeah. Stay off the we duh. Pretty good.

Pretty good. We've got somebody apparently that disagrees with us. We've got Brady in Long Island. Brady, what's up? Damn. Up in smoke. Brady? Yeah, what's going on?

What you got? I'm sorry. My thing is, everybody thinks it should be legal and all that, but the logistics of it are kind of hard because when you get pulled over for drunk driving, you can easily tell someone's drunk. You can't tell if someone's high.

Like, let's say you're a potter. You've been smoking for a year. They pull you over. You're not high at the moment but they drug test you you're gonna come back positive versus the person who smoked for the first time fake this shit and they get pulled over and their test comes back negative but they're way higher than the person who just didn't smoke that day but the pothead his drug test will come back positive because there's no way to read like they haven't really figured it out yet. I know they're trying to do the cotton swab thing, but I don't think there's a set in stone way.

So politicians are like, well, first of all, first of all, on a national scale, that's not what we're talking about. We're talking about in the NFL, but even more than that,

I mean, I think that's, that's, that's on cops. Like, you know, you figure it out. Well,

it's because you're driving impaired. It does. It does smell. I think, you know, you get bloodshot eyes. I think there are signs. I would out well it's because you're driving impaired it does it does smell i think you know you get bloodshot eyes i think there are signs i would guess that that's on you if something's legal that it's like anything that once it becomes legal you have to figure out how to deal with that you have to figure out how to regulate it so it's it's legal and then figure out but we're talking about the nfl well we're definitely talking about the nfl but it's also the same thing with drunk driving it's like it doesn't matter if you've been drinking your entire life or if it's the first night you've drank.

Like if you're driving impaired, you're driving impaired. It doesn't matter if you had, you know, if you're over the legal limit. I know you can't figure out what the legal limit is with weed, but you can tell if somebody is super fucked up, whether it's alcohol, whether it's weed, whether it's any other drug. But could hold up in course? Like they have the BAC reading for alcohol, but in weed, can someone just say, no, you have bloodshot eyes? Like you said. No, you can test it.

I mean, I don't know what it is, but I know there is a limit of something you can have in your system in Massachusetts. I don't know what it's called or what the exact number is. I feel like it's 0.75. I don't even know what it is, but I mean, Massachusetts has its stuff set. Yeah, I think that's the last thing they really need to do. And if they could figure that out,

I feel like there's no reason why it shouldn't be illegal. When you drive around Boston, there are plenty of billboards. Like, let's do this the right way. It is crazy. Here's what you can have. And it's known. Again, something becomes mainstream, and then you figure out how to regulate it's like the fucking internet like facebook like they're these are things that like you're like oh this is this is something that

exists now let's figure out how to control it at some point they didn't know what the legal limit for alcohol was and they had to test that and which i mean and again everybody's bodies are different but like if i have my me hitting 0.0808 and you hitting.08 is going to be different, but they're going to have to do the same thing for weed, and that has nothing to do with you. Masters definitely has it set. Whatever it is, they have their thing. They have their shit figured out. We've got Joey in Cali who wants to talk about drug test passing.

What you got, Joey? Hey, how's it going, guys? Pretty good. Hey, so I was in the military for eight years i got three deployments overseas uh i got some injuries while i was over there but i got drug tested every other month and i smoked weed for eight years straight in the military besides my time in boot camp i mean i'm from california we got homegrown i got neighbors that grow that shit in their backyard right now but you guys were talking about what what Boston looks for when they're testing.

So in the federal government, your nanogram count of THC, everybody's body makes THC, but you have a nanogram count of 15. Anything over that is considered you have done more, put more THC in your body. But there's things out there called Cocopelli and Spike you take for two days. It's literally a pill and three shots, and you're clean within 48 hours. And I know that now because I'm in law enforcement, if that makes sense. That really got you going, huh, Jared? It definitely made sense. Jared, I'll bond up over there.

What was the word you used? Nanogram. Nanogram. That's exactly what the word I was trying to think of. What was the word you used? Nanogram. Nanogram. That's exactly what the word I was trying to think of. We just needed somebody smarter to call in and talk about it. Someone in law enforcement. Yeah. So should we just keep taking all these calls and then?

Sure. As long as they don't keep agreeing with us. Well, that's the thing. It's just every single call, which I said, every single line is full right now. It just says weed or 420 or 420 growers. So I don't know. I think like 50 years from now, society is going to look back and be like, I can't believe that they were so strict about weed?

We just talked about it. It'll be way before 50. How many? YP said 20. I think that it could be less than that. Yeah. 20 years isn't really that long. I think it will be legal.

I think it'll be totally legal within a decade. But I think it will probably be like, it won't be until you're telling your kids when they're like, wait, it was legal for a while? while like like yeah shut up and eat your cheerios and smoke your weed and get to school we got shane in iowa shane what's up hey what's going on hey i just wanted to call in um that guy that called in a few callers ago talking about you know cbds where the medicinal benefits are from the problem is that we need schedule one right now, meaning there is no medicinal benefit.

So the DEA has a schedule one. So that makes it like impossible to get grants and stuff to even research any of that. So it really like hamstrings the whole medicinal area of research and all that, because nobody can even get a grant from the government or they're very limited on what they can actually do. But here's my question with that. And I don't know if you know this answer, but if they can't get it granted to figure out if it's like actually good for you, then how, when did it start being okay for like cancer patients to be prescribed it? That I do not know. I mean, there's obviously tons of anecdotal evidence out there that it helps, and they do research it on some level.

But as far as being able to do it on a big scale, they're very limited. I know they're very tight on allowing that. That makes sense. These are things I just don't know about. I just think that weed should be legal. I'm just going to go down all these calls for the next 10 minutes, and then we'll switch topics. We'd have Stanley Cup calls, and we'd have college football calls. I don't know what we could possibly be talking about college football right now,

but I'm so here for it. So we'll bang through these weed calls. Marco in Iowa, what you got? First of all, I think all draws in baseball should be legal. Weed, steroids, TRT, whatever. I don't understand what the – What was the last one? TRT. What, TRT, whatever. What was the last one? TRT.

What's CRT? Testosterone replacement therapy. All right. Sure. Yeah. But as far as the football goes, as long as they're not driving or they're not doing anything that could be impaired, I don't even understand.

Even on the football field, is there really an advantage? I mean, I smoke weed, but, like, if anything, it slows down time, I guess, a little bit. But I don't see any reason that they shouldn't be doing this for people, especially when there's pain pills involved and they could incorporate weed instead. TRC. TRC. Jared, what do you think about that? What the?

That all drugs should be legal in baseball i love it every single thing who gives a fuck i mean that there's they're definitely i had this take yesterday and i honestly believe it that uh performance enhancing drugs are probably more prevalent in baseball today than they were in 1998. Like, I believe that like the percentage of guys that are probably using something that you shouldn't be, it's probably higher now than it was back then. Did you say because the list is more expansive?

Science is just always going to be ahead of testing. But like, like then there wasn't even like a list of banned substances, was there? No, no, no. Like you could get at GNC.

That was like, did they even test? They didn't start testing until five right so so you're saying now like there's just a a list of things that they probably bought it did like like who was it i think ninkovich uh instagram storied um he was shopping at gnc and he took a picture of two it was one thing was called dha and the other thing was called dhea i don't know what either one does actually i do know what dha does it's for your brain because he circled it and put for your brain and then he circled the dhea and he's like we'll get you suspended and it's like they're right next to each other on the shelf at gnc if you

miss the letter like you're now taking performance enhancers and you're suspended it's crazy so is that is that why you're saying that you think that the there are more people on something like does that count or are you saying like yeah just something that like would get you suspended that you're probably taking and there's just ways around it like there's just there i mean look at a rod i mean like it's like he never tested positive for shit he was taking some shit and he admitted that like there's just There are loopholes to the system where... That was Lance Armstrong's big thing, too.

I've tested a million times. I've never failed. Yeah, but eventually... Lance Armstrong gets real salty about stuff. Why do you think all the positive tests are the minor leaguers? If you're rich enough, you can pass any test. If you're poor as shit, you're going to fail. But not in the NFL, though. In the NFL, they don't care. Isn't there not even blood testing in the NFL? There's not HGH tests. If you're poor as shit, you're going to fail. But not in the NFL, though. In the NFL, I don't care. Isn't there not even

blood testing in the NFL? There's not HGH testing. Right, so there's no blood testing. These guys are on all types of shit. But again, as a sports fan, don't care. It's your body. And when you fail in the NFL, you don't have to say what it was for. So that's why every

player always comes out and says, I failed for Adderall, because they know no one gives a fuck about Adderall. Yeah. So this guy was on Adderall. All right, cool. Yeah. He gives a shit. There's really,

as a sports fan, I don't care who's taking what. I'm not going to be like, oh, you're not trying hard enough if you don't. But if you do, it's great. You're trying to, you're obviously,

you're doing it for selfish reasons which is like, hey, I'm trying to fucking cash in on that big contract. But if you're trying to cash in on that big contract, you don't get one if you suck, and if you're good, then you're going to help the team. Yeah, I don't care what people do either. Matt and Callie, what you

got? What's going on, guys? This is not so much about weed, but canal. Alright, what you got? You guys don't think this is a troll move? Of course it is. I said it's a shtick. That's kind of what I is. I said it's a shtick. That's kind of what I meant by troll move or by shtick.

I mean, sorry, maybe I didn't hear it before, but I mean, I've met Danny Cannell a couple times, Captain Clipboard, and this is like when he did, you know, the war on football last summer. He's got nothing to talk about. He just wants to get back in the media. Yeah, no, I mean, yeah, that's obvious 100%. I don't think in his heart of hearts, I don't think in anyone's heart of hearts.

They actually genuinely believe that it would be a better world if everyone's taking opioids instead of weed. No, I do think that there are. I mean, Danny, yes, I worked at ESPN when Danny was there. It's like I don't think that he is a dumb person by any means. And in the end of the day, clicks are clicks and conversations happening. I mean, I'm sure he's getting ratioed like crazy right now i do think that there are like everyday people especially and maybe i'm blanket stereotyping i don't know but i feel like there are especially conservatives and yp you can say like like from living where you did and growing up where you did where people just

refuse okay i i should have meant what i said i don't think there are any intelligent informed people okay who think that i i think i think there are – this is such like a political buzzword, but good faith. I think like people who argue – people in media who have access to information and other opinions, I don't think they're arguing in good faith that they genuinely believe that the opioids are the better route. It's just you have to take a political side to it. To be fair, that's not what Danny said either. He said weed probably is better. That's not even a question. But it's obvious.

It's just not even a question. Derek in Michigan, what do you got? Hey, guys. So I am in the healthcare field, and there has been a ton of misinformation that these callers have been spreading, and I just want to clear some of that up. I want to start off by, you know, warning people, if you're doing these detoxes with extreme amounts of water, where you're drinking, you know, five or six liters of water, there's people who have died from water intoxication. So if you're doing that, you need to include a lot of electrolytes like potassium and table salt. And you also need to include creatine because you can literally die from water intoxication.

And it's happened to many people who tried to just pass a drug test. Good tip. Now, so then I want to talk about the guy who was saying that, you know, the CBD part of marijuana is the only part that is useful medically, and that THC is only psychoactive. That's complete bullshit. CBD is useful for reducing inflammation. THC in marijuana is the component that helps with things like glaucoma and

other types of things like PTSD and all of that and actually to a more extent Sir, I have a question. Are you a plant from the weed industry? How high are you right now? You sound so high, man.

You sound like crazy high. No, I mean I'm trying to just express that You're fucking with me right now. You have to be high. This is like the stereotypical like hi dude i feel like you're an actor in a movie call on a bit and like

just i gotta make sure i space out every word five seconds apart man what you don't get is cbd i almost fell asleep no offense i mean that was, I'm sure he was giving good information. The don't drown yourself thing was a good tip. No doubt. It is bad to drown yourself. Do not drown yourself. It was just taken. I mean, we got to land a plane sometime.

That was, that was, that dude was, that dude was too high to land a plane. You know what's crazy to me? When I used to call into the Dave Portnoy show on like the podcast thing, I'd be so nervous and I'd have my questions sent there, and I would sit on the phone, and when they did it, it was pre-rehearsed. How could you be calling a radio show? And he's like, you see his seatbelt's unbuckled. He's getting in and out of the car.

That was how I'd talk to my mom if I'm doing laundry or something. Hypothetically, if I did laundry. But you know what I'm saying? That dude was so, it was like we were preoccupied. Like we were like taking up his time. Like we called him and he was in the middle of something. And we're like,

bro, can you please just tell us one more time the history of everything inside marijuana? He's like, all right, man, here's where it starts. God,

it's fucking bullshit. The national radio show he called in was an inconvenience. Like, I wish I could be that. I'm like, he was more relaxed than like anyone who's ever been on this airway. Because he was high as fuck. It was like he had been like Francesco-ing radio for six hours and was like, all right, I'll fucking do the spiel again. Last five minutes will just really drag. He was at the end of his paper.

And he had to just start to like fill in time. He was like, I know I got a ten minute hit with Barstool Radio, so I only got five minutes prepared. So. He was speaking in triple space like. The way Dave tweets. He was speaking the way Dave tweets. It was crazy.

That font was like 72 point. Like each page had six words on it. It's like, bro, come on, man. I don't even remember what he was talking about. I just know, do not drown yourself. It was, it was one of the big takeaways. I feel bad with something I took. I feel bad interrupting, but that one, that reached a point where I had to.

Well, I kept looking at you like, should I just drop this call? Because we have a million other calls. And you're like, no, no where I had to. Well, I kept looking at you like, should I just drop this call? Because we have a million other calls. And you're like, no, no. I got this. I mean, imagine listening to that. And you're like, wait, is my computer? Like, I think my radio's fucked up. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I got bad Wi-Fi. We're dragging. I'm definitely not on Barstool Radio right now. They're not screaming at each other. It's crazy. All right, we're going to take one last break here on CCK 833-857-8665. We're going to take some other calls on some other things, like the Stanley Cup, apparently some college football. And then we're gonna take some other calls on some other things like the stanley

cup apparently some college football and then we'll get to all you guys on the phone that want to talk weed because apparently that's what we're doing today we'll be right back