KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: The Dynasty, The Game, and the Birthday Girl

Episode Date: October 28, 2019

Yankees fans get triggered by Clancy and The Rocket, Frankie vs Jared, Answer The Internet: The Game, Capture The Flag at Barstool HQ, 50 push ups on air, Kayce's birthdayYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad- here on CCK. People are miserable right now on Twitter. Yankees are dead. People are tweeting saying, can we let them know when you guys are done talking about the Yankees so they can listen again? What else are we supposed to talk about? It's a big story. The Yankees so they can listen again. What else are we supposed to talk about? It's a big story. The Yankees.

I mean, what pick aside, if you're a Yankee fan and you call in, you're like, oh no, the Yankees are the most relevant sports franchise in the world. And then you're also getting mad because we're talking about the fact that their season ended prematurely in your eyes. Obviously, I don't think they're mad that we're doing it. I think that they are just, they don't want to listen to it. Like they, as Yankees fans, they don't want to be masochists and just sit and listen to a program talking about them losing that would be my guess i wouldn't want to do that either to be fair i'm trying to think if

i've ever done that it's like you're looking to be miserable yeah but i kind of like that sometimes well that says more about you than i think other people, but I'm, I'm mostly a masochist. Yeah. I listen. I mean, the Yankees fans in the office today, they're not doing great. Fuck them. I think you and Frankie should probably hash things out. Yeah. He should apologize to me. No, I think it should be a mutual thing. I'm not sorry for anything that I said though. I think he should be sorry for knocking on my door and then crying when I opened it. I mean, we're just, you don't need to

start a fight with me. I'm not fighting with you. I'm just saying like, I'm not sorry about anything that I said. I think he should be sorry for starting. Have you ever been sorry? As long as I've known you, I've never had you apologize to me or to anybody else around me.

No, I definitely have. It's true. I've definitely apologized before. Who have you apologized to? I'm sorry that Frankie's a bitch and he can't take it. Well, that's not really an apology now, is it? We've got Sean from New York. He wants to talk about the Yankees and how they're still the best.

Okay. What's up, Sean? Hey,es and how they're still the best. Okay. What's up, Sean? Hey, how's it going, guys? Hi, Sean. So I think I might be a little bit older than you, but hopefully that'll give you a little perspective. The reason the Yankees, I'm not a 27-ring guy. It's just, you guys were saying earlier how, all right,

the best point of your fandom was probably when you were in the mid-20s. You find me a team over a 25-year stretch who's done better than the Yankees over any 25-year stretch, and I'll give you credit for that, but it doesn't really exist. In baseball or in sports in general? In baseball or truthfully

in any sport, maybe not more ring. The New England Patriots. The New England Patriots. The New Zealand All Blacks. Right, over what, the last 25 years? Yeah. Well, since Tom Brady came on, so you're looking at two decades. That's 20 years.

They've got six rings, and the Yankees have five in the same 25 years. Yeah, but the Patriots are either in the AFC. They've been in, what, 10 straight AFC title games, and they're in the SuperFC, they've been in what? 10 straight AFC title games. And they're in the Superbowl. It's literally, it's not even close to either be in the world series or win it. Like five out of six years in the last 25 years. And then including three more,

but it's been, it's been a long time since the New York Yankees have been the top dogs. I'm not saying that, but the point of what I was getting at before that was, you know, the Yankees are never going to go through a 10-year stretch where we're the laughingstock, like the Patriots were before 2003. That's not true at all. Before, like, madly, they stunk.

There was a decent stretch there where they stunk. We made the World Series in 1981. And then by 94, we were the best record in baseball before the strike. And then we don't know how the rest of the 90s went and I don't think the Patriots were ever the Patriots were never a quote laughing stock in those 10 years well you don't know what the fuck you're talking about because you go back to the early

90s and the Patriots were a laughing stock we weren't talking about that we were talking about and you just said there's never been a stretch in with the Patriots right now that they didn't win for 10 years they weren't a laughing stock when Tom Brady wasn't winning Super Bowls. Before this dynasty occurred, they were a laughingstock the 10 years before that.

Okay, well... And yeah, the Yankees will never go through a period like that. That's why Yankee fans can always have that chip on their shoulders. We might know we have a couple of down years, but we're always going to bring it back. I hate this guy. It's without a question. I hate this guy.

He didn't know what the fuck I was talking about. He literally just said the Patriots dynasty doesn't count because they didn't win Super Bowl for 10 years. That's the number one thing you probably can't say to Casey Smith is that she doesn't know what she's talking about. I mean, but that guy stunk. Like, what's he talking about? That was maybe one of the worst calls of all time.

Rob in Syracuse, what do you got? Hey, I just want to talk about how much the Yankees are overrated. Most of their titles came before expansion, when there was like six teams in the American League. So it's basically a coin toss on who wins. They've always had the most money. The reason they've never been a laughingstock is because they spend like six times what other teams spend.

And before free agency, they had these guys for their entire careers. They're so overrated there. And I used to be a Yankee fan until May 17, 2002 is when I realized I hated them. If you look back, that's Giambi's grand slam in the rain against the Twins because they're bullies. I got picked out of school. I hate fucking bullies. I hate the Yankekees i hate how they treated don mattingly and so now i'm a red sox fan for many reasons but we like you so because well my dad grew up in flamingham

um and i i like the underdog and i just uh started following the red sox but yankees are i i hate them i i used to like them, but fucking they're, basically they're overrated. Since expansion, since free agency, they try to buy championships. That doesn't work, and they try to bully other teams, and that's basically what I have to say.

Tell us how you truly feel. Thank you, Rob. Call of the day. By the way, I think we can all admit that we hate bullies on this program. I liked Rob. Yeah, Rob's great. Feel free to call back anytime. Yeah, feel free.

And we are anti-bullying here. Yeah. Well, Jared's kind of a bully, but that's fine. No, I'm not. Jim in Tennessee, what do you got on the Yankees being overrated? They make it to the playoffs, so they're a great regular season team Great So they should have Peyton Manning on the team too I guess

Because he's a great regular season quarterback And that last call I talked about There's never been a stretch like this Well what about the Celtics in the 60s When they won like 10 straight Yeah that guy just really Had one point and it was that The Yankees dynasty is better than anybody else.

And then once you started proving him wrong, he then told you you didn't know what the fuck you were talking about. Correct. Jim, in Tennessee, you don't. Apparently, you wouldn't know what you were talking about either, apparently, according to that guy. Well, that's most New York fans because they're so narrow-minded or their head's so far up their ass,

they don't know what way is up or down. Preach. Preach, Jim. Thanks for the call. We've got Ryan in Long Island. He says he's a rational Yankee. Okay. What's up, Ryan?

What's going on, guys? You know, any Yankee fan that calls in and pretends like, and I'm a big Yankee fan. Love them. You know, that 2009 means anything to the team right now. There's like, I just look at their roster. There's like four guys that are still playing baseball from that team. And two of them are about to retire.

And, you know, and then the other thing is these Yankee fans calling and complaining about the pitching. I mean, what did the pitching do wrong this year? And someone, I mean, they should have won game two. You know, they got that fashion innings. They got Verlander out of the game. Like, what was the pitching problem?

No, you guys just couldn't hit. What it came down to was Encarnacion went dead quiet. No one could get a big hit. Judge couldn't get a big

hit. Gary was atrocious. Yeah, I mean, like the offense that got you there. And maybe, like, no one's really talking about it. We were talking about it in the office earlier earlier today though uh the baseballs and how they were

juiced during the season but they weren't in the playoffs and it's like how did that really change things because you know like i forget i think it was like chuck asked me um you know if they were playing with these baseballs all year, would things have panned out differently? And I honestly think that they would have. Like if they were using the baseballs that they're using the playoffs during the regular season, I think the Indians win the division, not the twins. How about the fact that Major League Baseball just doesn't think anybody noticed that?

Yeah, no. Just like, oh, we had juice balls all year and then in the playoffs, nobody can hit home runs and nobody's going to notice that. Yeah. Like they're going to have to answer that at some point, aren't they? No, they're just not going to. No. So are the juice balls back next regular season?

Maybe I'd love for them to be back. I love the juice balls. Oh, the juice balls are great. But I just think it's really funny that all year everyone was talking about how clearly the balls are juiced and then clearly the balls are no longer juiced in the same season and no one is for major league baseball is talking about you could probably make the case that the yankees beat the astros if the juice balls were being used during the playoffs yeah like there were a few like uh like that ball

that dd hit to the wall off garrett cole definitely would have been a home run the regular season that's gone by the way we were talking about this watching it the other day i think that they have now told camerman to make any type of ball hit look like a home run. How many times have you seen that do that? They like pan up like it's going to go out and it's like to the second baseman. Why are they doing that? You want the

excitement moments. You want that suspense. You want to fuck with the viewer. Apparently. It's not great. We've got Scott in Montana who says he has a better dynasty than the Yankees dynasty. What's up, Scott?

I know it's not apples to apples, but North Dakota state bison football, seven out of the eight last national champions. I actually don't hate that. Go ahead. I wouldn't have said it, but the guy said he doesn't care what sport. So yeah,

no, I appreciate that. I saw that on the call line. And I mean, obviously, you know, from a national standpoint, people don't understand that, but I mean, you saw that on the call line and I mean obviously you know from a national standpoint people don't understand that but I mean you really start going down the line

Alabama football would be on there by the way our guy Ben just tweeted at us Jared he said claiming that the Yankees have had the best 25 year run in sports is insane the Patriots missed the playoff twice in this current run that sat alone is insane I just hope that guy just gets buried all day I don't what was his name

fucking I forget was it Sean Rob I just hope that guy just gets buried all day. I don't, what was his name? Uh, fucking, I forget. Was it Sean? Rob? No, we, no, we liked Rob was the anti-bullying guy.

Yeah. But here's the thing. It's like, whenever you talk about dynasties and we, we've done this a lot, like when the Cowboys had their dynasty in the nineties and you were living in that and watching that, you can talk about it.

Cowboys fans. Now that don't really remember all that. I was seven seven the last time the cowboys won a super bowl you'll never hear me like i'm from dallas they had a dynasty because it's just not the case yankees fans still claiming that it's like yeah you won one world series in the last 20 years yep like what i don't like at some point you have to have the pride of just being like we're not a dynasty anymore it's not even close to being a dynasty it's not even close there's no one there's no one that that's using the internet right now that's like, yeah.

I saw the run where in the 60s, you're talking about these championships, the seven that have come since the mid-60s, that's not a dynasty. It would be like Celtics fans, diehard Celtics fans that are our age claiming that the Celtics are a dynasty. It's just like, yeah, at one point they were. At one point they were winning everything. They're not anymore. It's been a while. It has been a while. And even if you hate the Patriots, if you hate Tom Brady, you can go down the list of

however you want to spend. You don't like the New England Patriots. To say they're not the best dynasty in sports history is insane. Yeah. I know, granted, it's recency bias because we're living in the middle of it right now, but they've missed the playoffs twice since Tom Brady was their quarterback. I just, I really... What the fuck is that guy talking about?

They should have never even lost a Super Bowl. No, I know. They should have won both the Giants Super Bowls. What are you doing losing to the Eagles of all teams? To Nick Foles. Yeah, you can't. I tried to get Smitty to admit last night that they should have kept Nick Foles instead of Carson Wentz. I'm sure you didn't watch that football game last night, right?

Nope. Cowboys-Eagles. Eagles stink. And the Cowboys lost to the Jets the week before, and they destroyed the Eagles last night. I tried to get him to admit by the end of the game. I was like, can you admit now that Nick Foles should be your quarterback? And he actually got mad at me. Yeah.

I was like, I mean, at some point, you just got to admit it. And there were like people around us that were also like, you know, I mean, it's kind of hard to argue. And he was like, read a stat once at me. Yeah. I was like, I mean, at some point you just got to admit it. And there were like people around us. There were also like, you know, I mean, it's kind of hard to argue. And he was like, read a stat once for me.

I was like, well, I'm looking at them just getting their asses kicked by the Dallas Cowboys right now. It's not great. It's not great. Um, we've got Mike in New Jersey.

Now, Mike, I see on this subject line, you might be slandering our guy, Rob. So you better tread lightly. Cause we don't like bullying here on this. We don't like bullying.

And we do like Rob. All right. First off, listen, Rob, I don't know what you're talking about, guy. You switched from a Yankees to become a Boston fan and we buy championships. What the fuck were they doing all those years? They're bullies. Worse than us. Jared, would you like to acknowledge that he thinks that Red Sox are bigger bullies than Yankees?

No, I don't acknowledge nonsense. Yeah, that guy called in to talk to Rob. Rob's not on the line. Yeah, Rob's not on the line anymore. But I don't even know where you could angle that, that the Red Sox are bigger bullies than the Yankees because the Yankees are very clearly bullies. Like an organization that makes you shave your face like it's fucking baseball it's not wall street like what are you doing by the way nobody should have to shave their face unless they're in

like the military or something or or like the fucking food industry or something if there's an actual reason behind it sure but like you're telling your players that they can't have facial hair just because it's like oh we want to look proper go fuck yourself so we have a lot of calls on the line 833-857-8665. We have about 10 minutes left here on CCK. We're going to get to all of them. But before the break, Jared and I were arguing about the Texas flag. We've got Cade in San Antonio.

He wants to weigh in on this, and then we'll get back to the Yankees and the Dynasties. What's up, Cade? How's it going? We're doing all right. How are you? Doing pretty well. So I actually go to school out in San Antonio and I've moved from Louisiana and I was like baffled when I saw that they actually like fly the flag at the same height. I have never seen it flown higher though. So I just,

I think it is bullshit though that they'd fly it at the same height. Thanks for the call, Kate. Yeah. I mean, that's the thing. It's like, Jared, I don't know what angle you were standing at, but the fact that they even do fly it at the same height is crazy. Like, that alone is weird. But Texas, I mean, you could make the argument Texas, like, they think that they could be their own country. No, they definitely do. They want to be.

Didn't they try? Like, the whole seceding thing? Multiple times. Oh, yeah. It's a history thing. But no, no, you definitely can't fly the Texas flag higher. Let's get back to the Dynasties and the Yankees. We've got Frank in Maryland that says he has a great franchise that no one's ever heard of.

What up, Frank? Hey, how you all doing? What are you doing? Yeah, I played a youth football when I was a kid in Texas. We were 97, 98, 99 turf bowl champions. Well, let's go to turf ball all three years. By 99,

we lost it. Damn. That sucks. High school, college football, or I mean high school, Texas football, Jared.

That's what that was. I mean like that's a big deal down there. It's a, it's arguably aren't there like some stadiums that have like 10,000 for their capacity. Oh yeah. High school. There are high school stadiums in Texas that look, or that are bigger than some college stadiums.

That's crazy. There are towns, like, I mean, obviously not the big- For high school? Obviously, yeah. I mean, Friday Night Lights is a real thing down there. It's like you, not obviously in the big cities, like Dallas or Houston or Austin or whatever, like you're not going to shut down the whole city,

but there are towns in Texas that completely shut down on Friday nights because everybody is at the high school football game. When I used to pitch for Saugus High, we probably would have between 7,000 to 8,000 people would show up. I don't believe that. On the days I didn't pitch, nobody would come. Yeah, I don't believe that. No offense.

That's right. We've got, is it Mays in Maine? You've got an example of why the Yankees are soft? The Yankees are just terrible. One of the Yankees players will be at an event in November, and we've already received an email since Saturday that we are not allowed to discuss any MLB postseason or we could lose our jobs.

Wait, he's just going to be there. Oh, he just hung up. That is crazy. If that's true. The caller said he's affiliated with a company or he works for a company that's affiliated with one of the Yankee stars. I don't know if he wants to know who that was because he didn't mention it. Yeah.

And so he's just not allowed to talk about baseball with this. Apparently they got a memo. It said they're not allowed to bring up the postseason. That is ridiculous. They're not allowed to bring up the postseason. That is ridiculous. They're not allowed to bring up the postseason at all? No. Or they lose their jobs at this event with this Yankee guy. You gotta listen to calls.

I mean, I do, but I mean, that's a little weird. Sam in Boston, what's up? I just wanted to call about that guy. He said he has the Yankees with the best dynasty. And I just wanted to call about that guy who said he the Yankees are the best dynasty and I just wanted to remind him that the Yankees aren't even the best 20

year dynasty in the tri-state area when over here we got UConn women's basketball going in championships every single year. That's actually a legitimate point. Gino, yeah, I mean he's kind of a big deal. And I'm a Jet fan, so I never

want to come out and support the Patriots. But didn't Bledsoe make it to a Super Bowl before Brady was there? So all that guy's points are just far from the truth. Listen, Sam, thank you for the call. Was it 96?

That guy had no idea what he was talking about. But also, I love when the UConn women's basketball team comes into it because people can make that argument. No, 100%. It's just like people forget about that. If you're going to bring up Alabama football, then you definitely have to bring up UConn women's basketball, for sure. I love it. A lot of calls coming in.

833-857-8665. We only have a few more minutes, but we'll try to get to all of them. Tyler in North Dakota, what do you got? I got the greatest dynasty ever. Forget about the Harlem Globetrotters. That is true. They are very good, and they've been good for a long time.

Have they ever lost? I don't think so. I don't think so. I think they've won every single game they've ever played. Alright, just tell me I take the cake and the Yankees suck, and I'm good with that. Yeah, I mean, these are all great calls, Jared. Yeah, I don't know. Have the Harlem Globetrotters ever lost?

I have no idea. I don't think. I feel like that would be a big story. Zach, can you look that up? Thank you. I want to say they might have. I have no clue. Yeah, they lost to the New Jersey Reds 100-99 on January 5, 1971.

1971. By one point. Martin, Tennessee. By one point. Wow. That's incredible. By the way, greatest dynasty. I just want to throw my pick in there.

Yeah. Across all sports. Probably the greatest dynasty across all sports. The New Zealand All Blacks. So since 1900, they have won almost 80% of their games. Since 1900? So that is 80% of their games

since 1900. Is that rugby? Yes, that is rugby. I mean, I can't argue against that. Are they playing against children? How do you have that much of a success rate over 100 plus years? They are just bad men. They're bad motherfuckers. Yeah, so whatever that guy's name with your Yankees 25 year thing,

take that, shove it up your ass. Yeah, up your ass. Zaz rugby team's been doing it for 119 years. Let's fucking go, baby. Let's fucking go. Semi-final this weekend. I was really worried that I did that math wrong. What, 119 years?

Yeah. No, you nailed it. I know. But in my head, I was like, shit, I probably fucked that up. Got Brandon in Dallas. What do you got on Texas high school stadiums? Casey, I'm sure you're aware of it, but where Kyler Murray played in Allen,

they concede $18,000 and it costs about $60 million to build it. Allen's football stadium looks like it should be at some tiny little college and people just forget that it's high school. It's insane. Yeah, Jared, look it up. I want to go to one of those games. Like I want, why? No, I said, I think we could probably make that happen. Yeah. Like, but like, like what are like the hotbeds? Is it just any Texas high school football? I hate that term. That gives me like, ew, I don't like that at all.

Well, what are the hotbeds Casey?'re in Texas I mean really you can find them anywhere but obviously like the Dallas Fort Worth area like that's where Kyler he just brought up Allen which is outside of Dallas that's where Kyler is South Lake Carroll for a long time is there we can really go anywhere I mean there's a ton of them in Houston but if you want to like the true Friday Night Lights experience like it depends

you want like the big glitzy glamour one then you gotta go to like a Metroplex if you want like the true Friday Night Lights from the movies thing, we got to go to like Midland Odessa. All right. So if you're listening, tweet me the hotbeds for

high school football in Texas. Hotbeds only. Texas high school football is good everywhere. Yeah. It's also very good in California and in Florida. I want like the big stadiums that get packed. Oh, well, I can tell you those. Yeah.

I want like Saugus High packed. How many people live in, or how many people go to Saugus High? Like 250. Total? I think it's like, I think like my class is like 300, maybe. Like low end 300, high 200s, low 300s. That's actually bigger than I thought it would be. Why, Saugus is, I mean, that's the place to be. Whatever. Take one more call.

We got Tanner in Augusta. Tanner, we've got just about 30 seconds, so what's up? If we're talking about the greatest dynasties in all of sports, what about Rafa Nadal with the French Open? Ooh. And then you start getting in, like, the individuals. Individuals, yeah. I feel like dynasty has to be team because then, like, then I'd be a dynasty.

I mean, nobody's taken away from the Yankees dynasty, but they're definitely not a dynasty right now. All right. Thanks so much for listening to CCK. Kevin will be a dynasty. I mean, nobody's taken away from the Yankees dynasty, but they're definitely not a dynasty right now. All right, thanks so much for listening to CCK. Kevin will be back tomorrow. I'm sure they're going to continue the Yankees. We're going to talk about Monday Night Football, Patriots, Jets, two-night fights, and Kevin will be out there. So if you're out at MetLife, go see him.

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We are talking about the massacre at MetLife last night. I was there at the game. It was the worst loss I've ever seen with my own eyes. It was one of the worst losses I've ever seen, period. Right up there with the butt fumble game and a couple of the other absolute mockeries that jets have had over the years the fact that you can like talk about the jets right now while like world war three is happening outside of like this window here yeah we got a scene in the office uh we're doing a uh nerf capture the flag it's just like these are just not the nerf guns that we grew up with like these are like automatic weapons zipping yeah but like said earlier, they're round balls,

but they look like long arrows because they're shook. They go so fast. And we talked about it off the top of the show. It's not like they've made these little Nerf balls any softer because they're going

at a million miles an hour. They hit you just as hard. It's funny watching everybody. Everyone's like a little kid right now. Everyone's giddy and smiling and running and goofing and playing. I don't know what it is about watching Brandon Walker and Dan interact in these types of things.

They already have a weird relationship as it is. They do little dad dates and whatever. The two of them right now are so much fun to watch because they're on opposing teams. They're screaming at each other. They're insulting each other, and they're shooting each other. Big Cat has a machine gun. Big F is a nimble little dude. He's out here.

He's light on the feet. He's like a ballerina. Big F? by the way he's very uh he's very agile did you see so we were talking about between because it's like a tournament there's like multiple matches or whatever the poor interns that are having to walk around and pick these up by hand did you notice how sad of a visual that was the interns are picking it up it wasn't like there was like a massive broom or or like some sort suction thing. There are literally interns just walking around picking one by one up by hand. At least get a dustpan or something. Ron and Caleb are all yellow.

They look like bananas. Head to toe with yellow glasses too. Whatever they do, they're matching outfits. Ron without a hat, by the way, becomes a different human. Yeah, he really does. Same thing with Frankie. Frankie and Ron. When he has that hat. When he without a hat, by the way, becomes a different human. Yeah, he really does. Same thing with Frankie. Frankie and Roan, when he has that hat, when he has no hat, he has that comb over going.

If you show me Roan without a hat, you tell me that's the battle rap champion of the world, I'd be like, get the fuck out of here. He puts a hat on, it's like, okay. He looks like he works at, what's that place, Kinko's? Yes. Yes. He could be in the Chappelle's kit get like pop coffee yeah

by the spider being the judge of this after the debacle of field day is crazy and he's like he's intense he is passionately screaming at people and there's a guest coming in right now he's like what the fuck his guest is the angel hernandez of barstool he really just has he just botches every event and nobody just keep we're trotting him back out there major league baseball just like whatever i mean i know i know we're not supposed to talk about him but i mean francis laid spider out at field day because of how bad we're not supposed to talk about that i don't think we're supposed to talk about francis oh we're not he tackled the shit out of him i don't know these rules i just be need to be careful. But, I mean, this whole thing is crazy.

Oh! Oh! There's, I believe, a victory in this round. So I believe we're going to have to have a lot of high-stepping going on, a lot of people running out of breath. People are enjoying it. I don't know when the video will be out, but this will be some must-watch stuff. Let's get to these calls.

Alan's been on the line for a minute. What's up, Allen? Hey, how you doing? Terrible. How about you? Hey, thanks for taking my call. Listen, I'm a Jets fan. I'm not knocking anybody. When you're born in 1985 and you've seen a lot of losses, you've got to go back decades when the Patriots, although they're on a great run, you could go up game day and buy the best seats in the house for decades. So, you know, people do have faith. You know what I mean? This coach is, he's doing no, he's doing no adjustments at all.

I saw them run Bell. They got a 12 yard run out of Bell last night. And then they ran that same play like four times. So he's really, nothing's creative. No, I mean, listen, the people who are out on Sam Darnold, fuck off. I agree, 100%. 16 games into his career, some have been good, some have been bad. This one was epically bad. Some of them have been epically good.

Time to, you know, we need to give that kid time. Adam Gase can get the fuck out of town man i was looking at my guy joe caporoso's tweet he does uh the jet stream turn on the jets and he laid out the numbers adam gaze has coached 55 games he has a 430 winning percentage and he has 24 double digit losses he's just not a good coach the proof is in the pudding man and he had that one season in miami that people point, and that's it. And otherwise, I haven't seen a fucking thing, man. And they bring Khalil back

out of retirement, and he won't bench him. You know what I mean? He's not playing well. He's not holding the line. You've got other guys behind him that were playing serviceably last year. This guy comes out of retirement. Make an adjustment. Make a fucking adjustment, man. It's like, if Sam Donald goes out there and balls and the defense plays well,

he's all good. And if they don't, he just goes down with the ship. There's no – he's not like adding any value. And you watched Belichick last night smirking on the sidelines. And it's just like – Well, that was another thing. They didn't even take – he didn't even take the penalties. I know.

And he let – did you hear Belichick in his post game where he was like smirking at the reporters being like, you know, I was able to run a minute off the clock without doing a goddamn thing. Like, it's just, that's a, that's in the rule book.

And maybe they should look into that. I mean, like, could you imagine Adam Gase in that scenario? Adam Gase is just such a clown with like, remember when he did the smelling salts and like, remember that? Like game one, first fucking, I want to say it was preseason, right? clown with like, remember when he did the smelling salts? Game one.

First fucking... I want to say it was preseason, right? I think it was week one preseason. It was like, football's back and he pops the smelling salt and he was like It's like what PMT does is a fucking joke he's doing for real. And then the

press conference did him no favors, but you're right, Alan, I'm with you, man. Zero favors at the press conference. I mean, we have hope just like the Patriots fans are on a great run, obviously better than any other team in history. But you know what? I mean, they do do one o'clock, you know, fireworks. They do that first down thing is piped in. Oh yeah. One o'clock. It's daylight out. The fireworks are going off because you know, they're trying to bring some type of a semblance of an experience whether it's a good one or a bad one

at the end of the day they're at least trying i gotta give them that you know what i mean i get that i totally understand that thanks for the call alan and i know that you know it's a it's an expensive thing and a lot of people out there save up for like a year and they bring their family and then they're like well we're not going to just sit here and pout because we're getting our And a lot of people out there save up for like a year and they bring their family. And then they're like, well, we're not going to just sit here and pout because we're getting our dicks blown off. We're going to have, you know, we came here, we spend less money. Let's have a good time. You get blown out and you score zero points.

I think that like you're on the right side to be like, hey, we should probably shut the fuck up. Right. But as a, you know, what do you want? Do I want the PA to like play fucking funeral music? Like, I know, I know you got to do what you got to do. But there is some sort of... I hate when makeup gets on your shit. What happened? I had a guest earlier.

They were wearing makeup and then we hugged goodbye and got all that bronzer and shit on me. There's nothing worse than when you're dating a girl that wears a shit ton of makeup and then you're making out and the next thing you know, it's like you go in the bathroom and you're like, babe, you got some makeup

wipes? Because like I look like fucking I was just on NBC tonight. I got foundation on right now. Yeah. Anyway. Of course it's when it's all over your sheets. Yeah. Fuck my sheets. Get it off my face. Well, it's easier to clean your face than wash your sheets. Makeup wipes burn.

What? Makeup wipes? Yeah. They burn. I don't know what makeup wipes you're using, but I had never in my entire life. You're probably using like Clorup wipes? Yeah. They burn. I don't know what makeup wipes you're using, but I had never in my entire life. You're probably using like Clorox wipes. Yeah, you were probably using something that you like use on your toilet. I have. No, no, no. They're like super soft. Makeup wipes are very good for your face.

Very moisturizing, very soft. But like they have, it's a burning sensation. No, Jared, I don't know what you were using. Makeup wipes. I fucking, I did TV. When I first came to New York, I did like a couple of TV spots here in new york and they have like they like put you in makeup and then after you're done you come off and they give you makeup wipes i can guarantee you those were like the shittiest makeup wipes of all time because like the makeup wipes that like girls use at home like

feel so good on your face really yes my face burned i also have very sensitive skin on my face so my face is red all the time who says we can't do everything here on CCK? Talking football and makeup wipes, baby. Let's talk to David. He's got a question for me. What's up, Dave? Hey, I just wanted to know if you really thought there would be a different scoreline to last night's game. Absolutely.

Yeah, I did not expect a shutout. Did you? I mean, I didn't expect a shutout. I expected at least like a 20 to 25 point victory. Yeah, I mean, I don't know why. I mean, like there was a 10 point spread for a reason. There was nobody out here who was saying it was going to be a 25 point game. But, I mean, even the Jets with, I'm not saying the Jets without Darnold

are the same team than the Jets with Darnold because they're a much better team. I mean, they didn't show it last night, but they are a much better team. But the Patriots, this might be the best Patriots team that Tom Brady played on besides the Randy Moss era teams. No, I mean, that was not the story going in. That's the talk today, but the story going in was that Tom Brady's offense is not clicking, that they're playing very disjointed, that the defense was carrying things, and then all of a sudden they have one more victory.

And the whole time I'm sitting there saying, what the fuck are you guys talking about? I look down there, Feidelberg assured me. He's like, if you watch the game, you can see what they're talking about. A lot of weird play calling a lot of like a lot more three and

outs. And I'm looking at it going 43 points, 33 points, 28 points, 44, 40 points, the blowing guys out. I don't see it at all.

And then they, they have this one win. And all of a sudden the story today is how Tom Brady has more victories in the jets, how they have the widest margin of victory from like any team ever. And a lot of that is the defense because this defense, I believe is historically good, but there was no talk going into this game about it being like what it was. I mean, I didn't hear from anybody. There's a reason why Vegas didn't say it. Nobody here at Barstool thought it. I don't know where you may have seen it, but, you know, and then it's one of those things

like, in hindsight, yeah, it's one of the most unbelievable, believable things. Of course, the Jets got their fucking completely emasculated by the Patriots on primetime television. Yeah, that always seems to happen, but going into it, I was expecting to hopefully cover. I was never thinking I was going to win, but I thought

we could make it close, and I think a lot of people did too. I think a Jets, I think a good way of comparing, especially this year, is think about the Mets playing a weekend primetime series against the Braves. Just because of the way the teams are, they're going to lose because the Mets always lose to the Braves.

I'm sorry to bring that up. I get that, but it didn't really. The Jets always. Yeah, they do, but not really. The Jets always do kind of play the Patriots close as well. They'll have their blowouts, but the Jets are one of the few teams that would have, let's say, quote unquote, success against the Patriots. So it kind of cuts both ways.

And now looking back at it, it looks like, yeah, duh, obviously. But it really wasn't the case before that. dylan from manhattan what's up dylan hey kfc casey promise thanks for having me on um i was at the game last night and i think i mean you touched on a little bit but there was nothing there's no center person in that stadium than joe nolan trying to get the crowd going and i i mean they put him on the screen too. Like they let you see him and he's like behind the mic and he's got that PA voice and he's like, let's go and jet up and fucking first down. And it's just, it's like the Yankees kid the other day.

The dude trying to pump up the crowd and everyone's like, just shut the fuck up. Just sit down, dude. And of course, that's his job. What's he going to do? But do you understand what i'm saying dylan like like when i look around i see some of those fans and i know like i'm one of them and i shouldn't be like shitting on them but i see some of these guys and i'm like this is a sad sorry sight well there was there was a woman behind me in a green afro yelling from the kickoff in the first quarter. Exactly. And she was going the whole time. I'm talking,

we're deep into the third and she was going the whole time. Yeah. Especially once, once it's a blowout, it's like, I mean, I can understand confidence going in, but once it's a blowout,

shut the fuck up. Yeah. Oh, that says it all, man. Thanks for the call. I, you know,

to each their own, you sell it, you watch them and you, you, you and you be a fan however you want. But the Yankees lost. They did lose. The Yankees are not in the playoffs anymore. Andy from Houston is on the line. What do you got about the Yankees dynasty, Andy?

Hey, so back when I was in college, I did a huge project on the most successful teams in baseball and looking at baseball, doing all those variables put together. And the Yankees were down with like a... We lost you there. But yeah, listen, I don't need any advanced metrics to tell me that. The Yankees, 18 and 19 years, have not won the World Series for a team that has their payroll and their expectations. That's a colossal failure.

The Red Sox, they've won several. Yeah, four. Four World Series. So yeah, they're better than the Yankees, no doubt. Look at this. Mike from New Jersey is on the line. He also thinks the Yankees are overrated. Okay, cool.

What do you got, Mike? Hey, so I'm a big Yankee fan. I don't think they're overrated, but my grandfather is from Ireland, and when the Yes Network first came out, they started those commercials where it would say, you're watching the network of the most winningest franchise in the world. And his county in Ireland, apparently they have like 37 all-Irelands,

like their Super Bowl. So he started every single week writing letters to Yes Network, telling them that they were full of shit. And after like two years, they took the commercial off air. I mean, I respect the commitment, and I respect anybody who has the level of fandom like that. But I did get a tweet from this Yankee fan, this chick Catherine, put this tweet out.

Let me know what you think about this, because this kind of ties into not only the Yankees conversation, but the type of fan that we're talking about. Is Dan in like a wheelchair? wheelchair no he's just in a so this girl katherine tweeted the yankees are already harassing me to buy 2020 season tickets here's my response katherine says i was a season ticket holder for years but after two failed seasons in a row i could not be more enraged i have zero interest in acquiring season tickets until i see that the

Steinbrenners care about winning rather than selling $12 Bud lights and mediocre starting pitching. I am devastated to see the team I love with all my heart become so, uh, become so close, become so close these past three seasons. If by some miracle, how Steinbrenner decides he wants to man up and get starting pitching,

please contact me right away. Yeah, I'm sure she's high up on that list when they decide to do that. Now, she's absolutely right that they did not go get starting pitching. No, but that didn't cost them in that series. But it could have been an entirely different dynamic had they had a guy who went deep, had they had a guy who was like an automatic win. They were going to trade for Marcus Stroman.

He wasn't good after the trade. Facts. Who else could you have went and got? I guess you could have paid Patrick Corbin. Does Patrick Corbin get you past the Astros? The problem is that's a little bit hindsight. Unless you're going to say Cashman knows

a guy like Stroman wasn't ready to perform and all that. I know they had their little back and forth so maybe he did. But to not make any move when you know you have a weakness like that is bizarre. I mean, I somewhat agree. But on the other hand, you don't make a move just to make a move. You make the right move if you can.

And I remember all the dickhead Yankee fans in the office, they were like, dude, we're going to go get Max Scherzer. It's like, no, you're fucking not. You're not. Did the Giants fully pull Baumgartner off the market? No, because the Giants got fucked. They fuckedner off the market? Like if the Yankees came through and like. No, because the Giants got fucked. They fucked themselves.

Right. They thought they were in the hunt, right? They got hot. They got within like two or three games of the wild card, even though they had no chance of winning a World Series. So they cost them their chance. But like had the Yankees showed up with like a serious offer, would they, or they were like, no, we're going for it?

The Giants are just like a weird or not weird, but like there's. They totally fucked themselves. They're not. They were out of it like a week later too yeah it went quick yeah but like madison bomb garner is a legend in san francisco and so is like buster posey and guys like that so they're not training them off yeah like they would rather sacrifice getting like pieces that could help them in the future for like their yeah to not trade yeah like a guy like mass well there's some value to that when you've when they've already won you a title multiple titles uh so i i can i can understand the gripe though yes you know maybe they didn't

maybe there wasn't a move to be made but the larger picture of like as much as i'm shitting on them and i do believe that they are a regular season team who always chokes in the playoffs to write like a scathing email saying you're enraged. Devastated. And that the Yankees aren't trying to win. Let me know. Come on. I understand that's like one of those things where it's like, let me know.

Send that to a fucking Marlins fan and see how they feel about management not trying to win. Those people suck over there. I mean, they're bad people. And by the way, it makes sense they're already asking for you to buy season tickets. The season's over. That's not a New York Yankees thing. They're already harassing me. They sent an email saying, good morning, would you like to re-up? Yeah, that's not a New York Yankees thing. That's a sports team

franchise organization, whatever you want to say. It just doesn't surprise me, though, because at every turn, Yankees fans will be terrible. Whether they're in the bathroom throwing beer cans at people, whether they're pouring beer on the opposing fans, or whether they're being unrealistic, spoiled brats and proudly posting it on Twitter. For sure.

No matter what, at every turn, it's like when they should be like humble, they're arrogant when they should be maybe a little cocky, they're fucking crying. It's it's they just don't know how to behave. They don't know how to. I was going to say, like, they don't know how to behave they don't know how to uh i was gonna say like they don't know how to handle success they don't know how to handle not being successful they don't know how to handle failure they don't know how to and they don't know how to handle success either yeah you missed the call yesterday i just realized kevin wasn't on when that guy called and got mad that we didn't understand why the yankees were the best destiny or dynasty

what was that what was his argument he well he said the patriotses were the best dynasty for 25 years. What was that? What was his argument? He said the Patriots weren't the best dynasty because they sucked for 10 years. I was like, well, they didn't. And he said, well, you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. I was like, well, no, but I mean, the Patriots did have their drought. They've not been in the playoffs two times since Tom Brady was quarterback. Well, but what are we calling a dynasty?

Well, what are we calling a drought? Just because they didn't win a Super Bowl? Yeah. Dynasties are championships champion he said for 25 years he said what has had what team has had a better dynasty in a 25 years span than the yankees and he went on this whole thing about the yankees and how it's not even close and i mean obviously we had people calling it about the celtics in the 60s and whatever but i was like well i would say right now the patriots dynasty in the last 20 years. And he's like, well, that's not 25.

I was like, well, it's since Tom Brady's been there. And he's like, well, they sucked for 10 years. I was like, well, no, they were still making it to the playoffs. No, they didn't suck. They just weren't winning the Super Bowl. Yeah, I mean, when you're on the level that these franchises are, a drought is not winning a title. But would you say the Yankees have a better dynasty

than the Patriots right now? No. Okay. But I mean, if you're going to expand it to 25, does that include all the 90s championships? Yeah. I mean, I guess so. It's just like this one, the Yankees won't be front loaded and the Patriots one is kind of back loaded. The Patriots one is more like stable.

I also think that there's more to the Patriots dynasty because it was done with the same coach and quarterback. And football is a notoriously hard sport to repeat in, to even make it back. The Super Bowl hangovers are real. The salary cap's a disaster. Oh, yeah. There's not many teams that, like, dynasties are hard to come by now. I mean, the way they are, it's like full-blown parody where teams that win might not make the playoffs next year and teams that are 6-10 turn into 12-4 overnight sort of thing.

He's not here because he's playing in Capture the Flag, but he came over the top rope with, was it a rugby team? Yeah, yeah, yeah. They've won 80% of their games since 1900. 1900, Kevin. That's almost just like the All Blacks said that? Yeah, even I know the All Blacks. I didn't know it was on that level.

We had people calling in about their own youth football leagues. That's how much of an asshole this guy was. I mean, the Rocket, he was out there tossing no-hitters. Well, that's what I said. I said, if we're talking, because someone called in about a tennis player, and I was like, well, if we're talking individuals, then I'm a dynasty as well. Somebody called in about Nadal. Joe, real quick before our break, what do you got on the Yankees

well being a Yankee fan after watching what I've seen I wasn't surprised that they lost Houston was a better team however like you said early on they had plenty of opportunities to hit runners in and their pitching wasn't even you know what pissed me off was

their pitching their starters were doing well. I know. I mean, that's baseball, Susan, where your strengths become your weaknesses, your weaknesses become your strengths. Sorry to cut you off quickly, but we do have to hit the break. That's why the playoffs are a different fucking animal, and that's why if you're not clutch like the Yankees aren't,

you ain't going to get there. Are Yankees fans going to act like they're not watching the World Series? Probably, yeah. I'm sure. I bet you they won't. to act like they're not watching the World Series? Probably, yeah. I'm sure. I bet you they won't. You know, they're not real fans. Yeah, that's true. They're just terrible people.

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well, now, wait a second. Because it's fun. It's funny. And you've got to let your hair down a little bit. And you've got to relax. You can't be uptight about it. But we picked the 500 best ones. It's all.

If you check my Twitter, There's pictures of it. It's all official. It's going to be sold at Walmart. It's going to be sold at Amazon. Yeah. Walmart. Walmart, bro. Damn.

That Walmart money, Kevin. Dude, we had a meeting with Walmart. I don't even know if I'm supposed to say this, but it's a funny story. So I'm gonna. We were, we went into the meeting and our merch people were like, don't get your hopes up. This is like a pipe dream. I just, I was able to get them to take the meeting.

We got to take it. We'll see what happens. So we take the meeting. And eventually they ask us how many units we have. And we tell them how many we produced. And they turn and look at each other and basically start laughing at us. And they were like uh okay well we thought you were gonna make this many and it was 25 times the amount that we made jesus

and you know we went in hoping like maybe walmart will give us the time of day and they were like uh we want this game like how many units can you give us like it was not like an if it was just like how much are we gonna get to sell they were like asking you know like how many are you gonna sell like can we get in on that right walmart's saying that shit so that's when we realized like exclusive to walmart no no it'll be on amazon it'll be sold on on barstool and it'll be so uh spencer gifts has it like on their shelves like a small quantity but shout out spencer yeah right for all the people still going to the mall. Hell yeah. All the people still getting.

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Oh yeah. Also grab yourself Answer the Internet. One stop shop for all those things. The ATI game is here. So it'll be in several like uh you know uh whatever you call it outlets but uh is it like do you score it yeah so there's there's rules like there's gameplay i envision it like event you know what you're gonna do is just grab the deck and you rattle through it and you answer people you ask people questions but

there's a judge and there's three types of questions there's answer the internet poll the internet and debate the internet so poll the internet, and debate the internet. So poll the internet, we tweeted out all of the questions, all 500 of them, and we got Barstool Reader's consensus. So that question is kind of more like, you're answering, what did the audience answer? Did the majority of the audience say they would take the money or go to jail or whatever it is? So you're not just answering, you're answering how the population would answer. There's debate the internet, which is a much more clear cut like this or that sort of thing. And then there's answer the internet, which is like your own, your own thoughts, which is what I really like about it. Cause like, you know, cards against humanity took like the whole scene by storm, but that's really just like matching, mixing and matching.

Like they ask a question, which cards do you have in your hand? Right. You know, the only creativity is like, how do you, which ones you put together? Right. This is like, you, this is your own thoughts, your own jokes, your own feelings. And that's why it gets really intense because it's like, wait a minute, you would, you would actually do that. You would actually like sleep with him or whatever it is. So that's where it gets a lot more personal. Uh, so there's three types of questions and uh, yeah, there's, there's gameplay. I think, I think you. I think you play to like eight if you have this many people. Eleven if it's this many people.

Fifteen if it's this many people. There's a drinking game version of it. There's a little instruction card. And it's all very official. It would be very fun to have a video of somebody that's super high doing it. Like college kids in a dorm. I am sure we'll be getting those. I can't wait.

Because some of those questions that I'm completely sober like screaming at each other completely sober i got into it with one of my girlfriends about like taking the money or fucking somebody recently i'm like yeah i what do i care about what your answer is because you learn something about your friends where it's like you would yeah no your dad versus your brother no and you's already screaming and fighting and it's like no right or wrong well sometimes there's a right or wrong answer but uh but I mean if there's if the comedians and the celebrities have are any like

indication of how wild some of the answers can get and how entertaining it can be it's gonna be I think it's gonna be massive I think it's gonna be very very big so that comes out uh Tuesday the 29th next Tuesday uh like I said available everywhere. We ship to Canada. I had a lot of people asking about Canada and the UK.

I know that Barstool ships to Canada. I'm sure Amazon ships to Canada, right? I don't know about Amazon and Walmart. I know that we do. And I don't know about the UK either. I know we don't ship to the UK, but I don't know. I'm sure Walmart and Amazon ship pretty much anywhere. I would imagine, but you never know.

I mean, Amazon, you can buy something at 8 a.m. and it's at your door by 10 a.m. Yeah. In New York, it'll literally be there by the time lunch comes. It's also going to be a phenomenal gift for the holiday season. That's a great like, you know, what do you get like your like brother-in-law or some shit if you have to do gifts like that? It's perfect. Oh, I did realize. It's going to be funny when somebody buys that for their family members

and they've got like the super conservative family members like, oh, let's all play it. It's like, ooh. When grandma's doing marry, fuck, kill on Christmas morning, like watch out. You'd be surprised. Most grandmas are down with that. Yeah, you're right.

You're actually right. It's more like. The aunties. The aunties and the uncles. So I'm very excited about that. It was definitely like a very, when we did the Walmart meeting and when we actually saw like the cards come to fruition and the design and stuff, we got very, very excited.

But I did realize that it's basically like my entire career and my entire worth has just been condensed to a five by seven box for 24.99 which is also great because if this first round is a hit then you can re-release like oh we got we got expansion packs coming uh we we got it all set up i'm sure one day this will be an app like we this this to me we're an app this to me will be my saturdays are for the boys yeah and this will be now fights second one. Yeah. Where we're like motherfucker.

Like this is going to be like a hundred million dollar company on its own because we took over the, the, the gameplay market and we're just like, well, I got a, I got a bonus. I got like a $5,000 bonus. Yeah. But whatever. In a weird way. Forget about the money. Yeah.

It was more, it was more just like seeing cause there there are – the haters of KFC Radio and the KFC brand are always talking about like – the one knock is that it's like stupid childish questions and who cares about these hypotheticals. And like guess what? A lot of people do. A lot of people like enjoy it. It's like if you're cool and relaxed and you have a sense of humor, yeah, I'm not sitting here saying that the stuff that we do is going to change the fucking world, but I'm saying that there's a reason why the videos go viral. There's a reason why the fans keep calling in.

There's a reason why we still have... I mean, we have a master list of upwards of 3,000 of these questions. So we put together the 500 best, and the best part is it just keeps growing. We're about to go do an episode. We're going to listen to 10 more voicemails. I'm sure there'll be one that makes the cut there so it's it's like we're gonna continue basically every episode of the podcast and ati is like an advertisement for this game and every caller is is furthering it and now we're like engaging in

it more we used to just rely on the callers now we're coming up with our own hypotheticals and we're tweaking like classic internet ones so you know it's it's been if there's like one knock that that the people who try to tear it down uh the one that they go to it's like well this game right here is proof positive that people do like that shit well and a lot of times like when you do go to like i'm just going pre-game style because like i that was my favorite part of like college and post college was like the pre-gaming before you go out so a lot of times you're looking i never wanted to leave the pregame like why are we gonna go to the bar let's just stay here let's always stay here you look for reasons for everybody that's there to get around the table so whether you're playing like you know

presidents and assholes or ride the bus or king's cup or whatever it's like you're just trying to get everybody to talk to each other but enjoy it and not that forced like so how's it going this is the kind of thing like hey we're all going to be basically playing never have I ever yes to the millions degree that's the other thing too is like it's great to play with mixed company where it's like you're going to get girls being like I mean we were Nikki Glaser did one the other day and it was

like would you rather have like regular sex blowjobs or anal sex you can only have one for the rest of your life it's like you're sitting around the table with a bunch of pretty girls and like they're answering that kind of shit you're like okay you know what i mean like it opens a lot of doors real quick you know like oh me oh anal sex me too girl so guess i'll give it and they're gonna be a lot of people that are like shaming other people in a funny way like like it's like when you do never have i ever and it's like oh damn we all know that i'm gonna have

to my finger down and everyone's like oh i remember that story like that's what's gonna happen you know what the danger of these games uh of this game is when you think you have like a normal answer when you're like oh yeah like i'll you know i'll like i would i would i would i would blow the guy and everyone's like uh no you take. And like, you're the one idiot who thought, you know, oh, everyone's going to agree with me. And they don't. But, you know, you do that to yourself or, you know, if you're doing it like on if you're making the video, it's like there's no one really there to rebut you. When you're around a table with your buddies, your friends, other girls, other guys, and you say something outlandish, it's going to garner a big time reaction. You know what I just realized?

Releasing Barstool Sports personalities into like actually like random houses or random parties and stuff playing this game would be very fun. Oh, I think there's, I mean, I hope that has a hostage. The gun on Rome's neck, the blaster on his shoulder as he like marches forward.

Danielle is on her hands and knees poking her head out. I hope someone shoots her right in the face. Feidelberg is actually moving around like he's exercised in the last. Yo, I guarantee he's going to be sore. He told me his back hurts. You're going to injure yourself. You're going to hurt yourself. Yeah.

Out of breath. Sweating. Yeah. He's like, oh, I know. I know. I know. But he's not now on this whole thing that he's going to the gym because we don't have that much longer till we're all in Miami.

I know. It's less than 100 days. It was 100 days on Friday. I think it was so we're down we're less than 100 days everybody's got to get in shape for that beach baby i went back to that trainer on friday i i couldn't walk all weekend yeah i was i was like embarrassingly sore did i tell you about the like the body measurements i can't remember if i said this no okay so i did like uh after our last session i've been seeing i just went to this bmi yeah i just went to this trainer for two sessions and i'm trying to get back i should go to the gym today but definitely don't have time for that oh well

tomorrow diet starts tomorrow uh and so after the last session he's like oh wait we got to like take pictures so we can do like a before and after and we got to get your official measurements so i hop on one of those scales and you grab like the bar which i don't i don't know i don't know if i believe that what like when you stand on the scale you grab the bar and it can give you the bmi and the this and that like it reads your whole body yeah i'm just like i don't know if i believe that you know i'm sure but i'm sure i can approximate or whatever so it gave me uh a whole bunch of measures, but the one I remember is, what age do you think that machine thought I was when I grabbed on? Oh, no.

Tell me. It could be better. It could be worse than you think. You know what? I'm going to go the optimistic route. I'm going to say that it thought- I'm 35 in real life. I think the machine thought that you were 27.

Definitely not. Casey? 45? Closer. You were closer. think the machine thought that you were 27 definitely not Casey 45 closer you go closer for I'm a 49 year old man oh no but I'm not 50 that was my that's how sick I am my reaction was like I'm in my 40s that's fine I'm 35 it said that I was in my 40s that's not that big of a difference oh now it was fucking 49. What does that mean? Again, I don't know. It was on a scale and I grabbed the metal bar. BMI.

Weight. Height. Weight. Way less than I thought. Your heart rate. How much do you weigh? I'm so bad at weight. I have no idea.

I'm six feet tall. How much do you think I weigh? Are you? I'm actually like almost 6'1". I think you are 6'1". I'm like 6 3 quarters. When I stand next to you, you feel 6'1". I just have like a 6'1 presence.

That's what people say about me. But they're like, yeah, you kind of like you feel 6'5". I think they say you feel 5'6". No, no, no. I think you got a little dyslexia going on there. You feel 6'5". How much do you think I weigh? I thought I was weighing more.

I mean, it's not crazy, but... 190. Yeah, see, I'm 184. Oh. Yeah. John Feidelberg weighs like 225. Yeah, but he's a thick boy. Like, I said 215 when Rhea punched him in the stomach,

and he was like, that was like a long time ago. Yeah, he's thick, though. He carries it well, I think. He's also very well distributed. Is he 6'3"? I think he's 6'2". He's probably 6'2". I don't think he's 6'3". I gave him an inch there.

He's like 6'1", 6'2". He's got an edge on me and I'm 6'1". Like maybe 6'4". I don't know. But yeah, edge on me and i'm six one so yeah like maybe six four i don't know uh but yeah it was uh it was it was pretty disheartening uh how sore i was but how much can you reverse the age did they tell you that he said oh shit can you go backwards surely you can yeah yeah definitely but i think yeah i think he was like you know we want to get you down to like 45 or some shit like that. Like you're on sound. In the amount of time that we're like talking about.

Yeah. I mean, listen, if I work out for a decade, you know, I'll be a 27-year-old again or something. But I am so embarrassingly sore afterwards. And I am addicted to Theragunning myself. I have a Hypervolt. What is that? A Hypervolt. They is that? A Hypervolt. They sent it to me.

It's like, it looks like a drill that has like these knobs that you put on the front and it just vibrates like a motherfucker. What does that do? And you just like

massage yourself with it. It hits your knots and your muscles. But it's like, I'm sure, have you ever felt like a vibrating massager? I've seen,

I think I've seen like Instagram ads for these. Yeah, they're kind of like a new rage and they're definitely going to be, if you're like, if you search like any workout stuff and the algorithm gets you, you'll have it on your Instagram.

It's like the at home version of when you used to get like STEM. Yeah. So I mean, it's not just like a vibrating, it's like a very, very, very fast. It's like,

but I just sat there vibrating the fuck out of my, uh, my ass, my, my quads. And like,ads and like i mean i probably way overdid it i'm sure they're like use this for like two to four minutes i did it for like an hour straight i watched like an entire baseball game just gunning myself i was like i was doing all the spots i was sore and i was like well wait a minute i want to like do my back and my neck and

it was one of those like you hit one of those spots and i was like like my body was like couldn't oh it's it's it's better than sex. She just fucks herself with it. She just turns it into sex. As is or does she modify it? I think she puts a dildo on the end. There's one that has two knobs, one that has big knobs,

different settings. We've probably heard a normal person, but she's a superhero. That's true. How much do these things go for um i think they're expensive um i think they're like several hundred dollars almost got it they'd have to be yeah because it's like you know it's like a piece of equipment yeah so shout out to hypervolts is the name they yeah me too i had an at home stim kit you did oh yeah how'd you get that you just buy them oh i had the little pads and everything definitely overused that as well i've had i've had so many problems with my body i've bought everything everything you bought it like as an

adult yeah okay yeah i thought you meant in high school you just bought like a stem machine no why would i buy that in high school why do you get stem in high school yeah but why would i you know oh i don't know that's why i was confused no? Yeah, but why would I, you know? Oh, I don't know. That's why I was confused. No, yeah, I bought it, I mean, after, like, you know, my fourth surgery or whatever. That makes sense. I bought the thing that you put around your neck and you pump it and it expands so it pulls your head up, get traction on your neck. Injured myself, like, way worse with that.

Because I love that shit. My discs were so fucked up that the feeling, but just the thought of getting separation, I could come thinking about it. I would just be envisioning the nerves getting not pressed anymore by my discs when you pull it apart. So I put it on my neck. And I jacked this thing up like I was a fucking giraffe. I was pulling my head off my body.

And again, they were like, do that for 10 seconds. I left it on for 15 minutes. I took it off and my neck was like all crippled i mean like your your injuries are that of like a fucking 13 year nfl linebacker when i when i went i've had doctors look at my films and the guy asked me uh were you in a car accident or are you a football player like uh none of the above bro yeah my body is a disaster it's actually as as gross as I am, it's a fucking miracle I'm not way worse. I'll say, all things considered,

49 is really not that bad. I expected that to be way worse. I expected it to be like 70. I always forget you had a million surgeries. Yeah, six surgeries later. You don't smoke cigarettes. I don't smoke. I did a lot of drinking.

I don't drink as much anymore, but I did a lot of drinking. I did no exercise. I had six surgeries. As funny as it sounds, I got good genes because I should be way worse, but it's a new leaf, Casey Smith. Yeah, you're eating a lot of salads. You introduced me to my new favorite salad. I mean, I hate to take credit for it, but Jared, I opened up Casey's eyes to the world of...

Ready? Ready for it? Buffalo chicken. No, no, no. She took a bite of this buffalo chicken salad. She was like, this is amazing. I'm like, no fucking kidding. It's the dressing that they use at this specific place.

That's a lot different. It's buffalo ranch. But you also got to throw the goat cheese in it. Yeah, you made that. You pulled that audible. That was good. You got to take the celery out. You got to throw the tomatoes in. No. You made that audible. That was good. You gotta take the celery out. You gotta throw the tomatoes in.

The celery gives you some crunch. I take the chips out so that I don't get no carbs. My hem is coming. So I get the crunch from the celery. I do like the addition of tomatoes. Celery. I put celery during my lunch.

During my lunch. The new deal that we have I don't know if we can say it on air. Sweet Green that delivers to us now. What's this deal? One big office delivery. You go on the app and instead of doing a pickup you just say Barstool Sports and then they

deliver. It's like a post is what they're calling it. All at one time? Every day as long as you get your salad in by that time, like they just bring it to you as if you would have bought it in the store. So like no fees, no delivery, no anything. Do they pay for it? For sale? No.

So how do you like, you still pay? You still pay. Just gets delivered with everybody at the same time? There's no delivery. There's no fee. There's no anything. Okay. I don't really know.

Is sweet green good? It is so good. Better than just salad? Yes. Do they have a bottle of chicken? I think so. They might because if they don't. They're just, I mean, sweet green good? It is so good. Better than just salad? Yes. Do they have a bottle of chicken? I think so. They might because if they don't. Just salad is very, very good.

Don't get me wrong. But sweet green, there's more of it. We used to get it at the old office all the time. And I know Erica and Dave are big on it, which I'm assuming is why we have this thing. But I like it. Today I had a chicken Caesar. Add goat cheese. Add tomatoes.

Add Parmesan crisps. the low-fat Caesar. I can fuck with this. And it's only like $11. I mean, salads are salads, too, at the end of the day. Sure, some are better than the others, but all the places that make good salads, you're basically getting the same level of enjoyment. It's not like we're talking about a salad versus a delicious sandwich. We're still talking about shitty, healthy food. I feel like you can make salads pretty good, but it's like just the most lazy thing.

Like sweet green is not that far away, but it just shows up in the kitchen. Now it's like raining and cold today, but that's good for Miami. Cause now instead of us being lazy and gross and going next door and getting five guys like, no, we can get a salad just delivered right to our desks.

I'm going to have to jump on that train. I think cause it's, it's just time, you know, you know, Jared, I've, I've had, I've gone through every excuse. I, going to have to jump on that train I think because it's just time. You know, Jared, I've gone through every excuse.

Now I have more time on my hands. I went out. I pouted enough. I threw a pity party long enough and I partied enough and I went out enough. Now it's like, alright, I just got to get in shape.

I think it would be funny. I'm going to try to turn it into some content i think because uh i think it would be quite a story and rather funny if i actually got in shape you don't look out of shape no um you don't you don't look a little weird i look like a little bit like like parts of my body look weird okay but you don't you don't look like you work out but you don't look like you work out, but you don't look like you're out of shape. I'll take it, brother. Oh, speaking of, how much did that hurt your feelings today?

That's a different thing. A little bit. I read that, and I was like, that is a direct... That's a completely different question. So the question on Jared's AMA today, and you have to go sign up to see the whole thing. Go to barstoolgold.com slash KFC.

You can sign up to watch Jared's. Was this a Jared AMA or a Rocket AMA? This was a Jared AMA. Jared did the AMA, and the question was. No, no, Frankie said it was a Rocket AMA. If there were three people in the office that you could go out with, who would it be? Like a night of partying, i picked gas mikey grinnell

and fights if the question were and i'm just left out in the cold one guy no no no no because like you wouldn't go out to like party i get it i know that's a complete i wouldn't pick me to party doesn't either fucking you kidding me i mean he can't but he he hates going to places that it's not quiet watching football and drinking yeah but if he needs to if there's mean, he can, but he hates going to places that it's not quiet watching football and drinking. Yeah, but if he needs to, if there's a reason, he can turn up. I don't even know if I can turn up anymore. But if you're thinking going out-out, Gaz and Grinelli, they're going to Common Ground and getting a table every weekend. Yeah, they're in their prime.

They're going to bounce and stuff. So I preface answering the question by being like, I don't go out, period. If I do go out, it's like a special occasion. So if I'm going to go out and you're planning on being out it's like a special occasion so if i'm gonna go out and you're planning on being out until four o'clock in the morning oh yeah then fights would be on that gas fights grinnell if the question were me yeah if there's one guy where it's like you and person x from barstool are gonna go out and crush some pussy who's the guy you're gonna pick? It's gonna be my dog, Kevin Clancy.

If there's one person at Barstool you're gonna tag team chick with, who's it gonna be? It's my dog. So I have a question for you. So where would you and Kevin find this situation if you weren't out drinking and partying? Well, we could go out. We're not gonna rip.

If you wanna rip, you go out with Gaz. Yes. We would go out. We're not going to rip. If you want to rip, you go out with Gaz. Yes. We would go out to these social establishments. We would find some kitty cats. Yeah. We'd get out of there. The rest of the clowns could stay there until 4 a.m. We could go to a dive bar and pick up some little kitty cats.

That's why he should have been on the list. But that's not when you're asked who you're going to go out and party with. Me and Kevin are partying. It's very strategic. Splitting hairs at this point. You know who else needs to be on that list is Marty and that crew. Have you ever

seen the videos of them? The one of him and Big Ev dancing was just something. I'm officially old where it's like those guys are 10, 15 years younger than me at parties. If I was at like a Penn State frat basement, I would be like, God bless you kids. Have a great time. Grandpa's got to go home. I've only been out drinking with Marty one time, like away from barstool events.

And it was whenever it was Daniella's birthday party at Common Ground. And it was a scene. I'm sure it was. 833-85-STOOL is the phone number. I know, it's so sad. They're all cleaning up the Nerf balls here. Charlie is on the line. He says he works for Walmart, and he was talking about Answer the Internet.

Hello? Charlie, what's up, man? Hey, what up? Yeah, I'm a lobbyist in public affairs down here in Arkansas for Walmart. And maybe a week ago, we always go through new products just because that Walmart's going to carry, just because in case senators or state legislatures come up and ask, what the hell is my daughter was looking for a little pony and she saw I entered the fucking Internet or something like that. And what was the feedback from Walmart?

Oh, well, you know, I'm 29, so a lot of my superiors are, you know, 40s, 50s. So they didn't really know what it was. Did you spread the good word? Did you explain to them that it's the new phenomenon that's about to take over the world? Oh, God. I showed tons of the videos and the next day i come in and the bunch of 50 year old execs for walmart been at walmart since they were like 20 are huddled around yeah going through answer the internet videos after the internet videos starting

to ask other people and i'm like that's what i like to hear man you know what if you're older we had a whole meeting where they just, they had three of the answering the internet questions of us lobbyists and a couple of state legislatures that were touring the facility that are pretty cool. And they just sat down and made everyone answer them. I love it. That's what I like to hear.

It's like, even if you're, you know, even if you, like you said, you're maybe a little more conservative or you don't know what it is, you're older. As soon as you start to hear. It's like even if you're, you know, even if you, like you said, you're maybe a little more conservative or you don't know what it is, you're older. As soon as you start to understand what it's all about, you can't help but join in and get down with it. So make sure, dude, that what was we the tagline is answer the Internet questions as fucked up as you are. But we did put the little asterisk in there because we are trying to get on those Wal-Mart shelves. So why don't you put in a good word for me, Charlie? I'll throw it up. to old Doug McMillan. We'll get this shit flying off.

Make it happen, brother. Thank you for the call. I appreciate that. Thank you. We'll take one more call here. Guess who? Dominican Dillon! What's up, baby?

There you go. What's up, Dillon? What's going on, guys guys what do you got i heard uh i heard you say did you say you had like a you went on a machine and it gave you an age uh i mean not a machine it was just like a scale that had this like handlebar that also plugs into it so you get your weight and then apparently by holding like the metal like electrode thingies with your hands you can measure the rest of your body. Oh,

okay. All right. No, cause I heard that. And they're like, give me a flashback. My pops was telling me something one day. He like went on a,

like a thing and like what is a trainer and all that. And it said that he was like 25. I thought he was just fucking with me and shit. No, I mean, I mean, again, yeah,

I have the feeling that from everything I've understood from, from Dylan describing his father, he's a little bit on the younger side. He likes the party and I'm, again, yeah, I have the feeling that from everything I've understood from Dylan describing his father, he's a little bit on the younger side. He likes to party. And I'm pretty sure he might top Jared's list for a guy he would want to go out with. I feel like he's letting the dogs. He overdoes it. Like, anytime he comes out with us, he's, like, always trying to get, like, the young girls and everything. I don't mind.

It's, like, fine. It's, like, I always say, he's my dad. It's, like, more like the young girls and everything. I don't mind. It's like, fine. It's like, it's like, I always say he's my dad. It's like more like an older brother. Yeah. I was going to say, it almost feels like you guys are buddies. I could see you being like,

dad, like leave some pussy for the rest of the time. It's crazy. I remember one night he like took, we were all talking to girls and he ended up taking one of the girls home and no one else got any. And he was just like, damn,

I love your dad. Like three friends. And he was like, he was like, Oh no, no, I love your dad. The girl was with like three friends and he was like, he was like, oh no, no, I'm going back to their place. No invite,

nothing. We're just up there drinking. I love it when the old guys, when they outdo the young bucks, that's like what I aspire to be right now. I gotta, I gotta like build my game back up. It's funny when I,

in the rare instance when I am out here or if people hear me tell any stories, they're like, whoa, you, you like, you've gone out before? I'm like, listen, I had a whole goddamn life before you people. I had a whole life before

Barstool HQ3 where it was like an every night goddamn affair. I just don't have my fastball anymore. But I feel like I can work my way back up. I just don't know if I want to. You can. I really don't know if I want to. How old are you, Dylan? 24, right? 24. Yeah. So like, you're still, it's still awesome. And it's still amazing every time you're out of the bar. Every single drink you have is great. Every girl you talk to

is awesome. Every bar, even the ones that suck. Like I remember going, going back to our Jersey shore spots and I'm like, Oh, like, I don't know what happened to that bar. It's so crowded now. It sucks. And it's like, no, it's the same amount of crowded you just care now i used to i could be crammed up against people packed ass to dick in the middle of a dance floor and i'd be like this is awesome now i'm like get me the fuck out of here it's not the bar that changes you that's changed you know but when you're 24 you don't go out anymore no i mean no more i mean no i really don't like i certainly don't do what i used to i I mean, I haven't seen. I think they're going to revive.

I think it's like once me and my sister got to like, basically, I think we were like maybe 18. And my sister's like three years younger. And my dad started like getting back up again and stuff like that. We have like, I have a younger brother who's 13. But like my dad says, if you can make a sandwich, you're a grown man already. I think that what happens i think it comes back around where like i feel like right now the thought of going to the bar is like i've done that quite literally like 10 000 times in my life i did it for basically half my life i was

going to bars and i so now the thought of it is like i don't want to but if you know when you're like 40 let's say 49 uh and i'm like you know i haven't done this in years and i remember the good old days it becomes a novelty again right now it's just like i don't really want i don't have the desire to do it anymore when that desire comes back i'm gonna get there yeah yeah i have a feeling you're gonna get back so you guys are you guys are heading to miami this year miami for the superbowl bro so we'll be there we'll be there for media week we're renting out like an entire hotel it's like you know all. So we'll be there. We'll be there for media week. We're renting out an entire hotel. It's like all hours. And we'll be, I think

it's right on Collins Ave. I think it's right in the middle of all the madness. So we'll be there. I don't know if you can make it down. I have family there. I go there like one home basically. That'll be the day. That'll be the day that Dominican Dylan and CCK finally

connect. It'll be at Miami in the Super Bowl. On my tree, we'll head out to the clubs. We'll be the day that Dominican Dillon and CCK finally connect. It'll be at Miami in the Super Bowl. On my tree, we'll head out to the clubs. We'll do something. We'll go to 23rd Street. We'll figure it out. Bring your pops. You know what we'll do? We'll let the dogs learn a couple things from Papa Dillon. Don't be getting

cuffed up, too, right now. We gotta be single for February. All eyes on the prize, bro. I feel you. And maybe we'll chain Casey up and let her stay outside. You know when you go to the grocery store and you leave your dog outside for a minute? That's what we'll do with Casey.

See, that's a poor decision by you because then I can just also bring all my super hot friends who also have hot friends. It's just a built-in group. They're invited. You're not. I'm sure that'll go over well. Thanks for the callill we gotta hit a break final segment of the day coming up before chicks in the office here on cck let's get it Okay. Your boy KFC has been trying to get in shape right now. And as you know, I am king of the skinny fat.

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It's Noom dot com slash KFC, the last weight loss program you'll need. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, all the gifts I got. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh yeah, man, how. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man. How you doing? You good?

I know you like that. I know you like that. Come on, you've been back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. I see the girls in the club. It's Friday. It's Friday, October 25th. Yeah, it is.

2019. I was really hoping you were going into a Friday, the movie reference. Like, it's Friday. You ain't got no job. You ain't got shit to do. I feel like somebody told me recently. Have you seen Friday? Of course I have.

Somebody told me recently they haven't seen Friday. Wasn't it John? Probably that fucking Wonder Bread white boy. Friday, next Friday, Friday after next. To be honest honest to be fair only no only Friday only Friday

Friday after next is not great next Friday is good what's that my favorite trilogy of all time all three of them are like my favorite

sequels I for a while back when I was like I'm gonna be a rapper and a basketball player when I was in like middle school I was like Friday

is the best movie ever like the funniest movie ever and I mean it is funny but it's not the funniest movie ever. And I mean, it is funny, but it's not the funniest movie ever. It's still pretty good. No, it is. But you know what it was? It was like, I thought it was funny, but I was hyping up how funny I thought it was

because I was like, you know, I'm cool. I like black people. I like rap music. I like Friday. I like ice cream. You didn't think next Friday was funny? Next Friday was funny. Friday after next was funny. I don't even know why I hadn't seen Friday after next, to be honest. Friday after next was was funny. Friday After Next was funny. Friday After Next was not that great. I don't even know if I've seen Friday After Next to be honest. Friday After Next was not that great. I remember being excited for Next Friday and I remember thinking that was one of those things where I was like, if they ever

make a sequel, they gotta call it Next Friday, right? And then they did. I was like, good job. Good on you. I mean, it's okay. If it stood by itself, it may be pretty funny. Is that with Mike Epps? No, Friday After Next is Mike Epps. Are they both Mike Epps? Both Next and Friday After Next. Yeah, I mean, that's the difference. Because after Friday, Friday After Next is Mike Epps. Are they both Mike Epps? Both Next and Friday After Next. Yeah, I mean, that's the difference.

Because after Friday, Friday got Chris Tucker the rush hour gig. Right. And he became Hollywood. After that, he was commanding like 20 million movies. Chris Tucker was just way better. One of my favorite moments ever was when Dave thought, who did he think? He thought somebody was Chris Tucker. Oh, that was like kind of recently, right?

Yeah. No, no. He thought that he was like kind of recently, right? Yeah, no, no. What, what he thought that he double screwed. He was like double racist and double dumb because he was doing a pizza review with Kevin Hart. Oh yeah. So like loves you and like rush hour rush hour and automatically assumed that

an Asian guy in a pizza review was Jackie Chan. So you are, you're all sorts of racist and stupid on that one. Yeah. That was unbelievable. That was like, that was like within the last year. Yeah.

So yeah, there was like a random character off the street popped out and Dave was like, yeah, I thought that was Jackie Chan coming because of rush hour. And Kevin Hart was just like, all right, cool,

man. Like, I think he, I don't even know if he responded. Cause I don't think he even connected. Because who in the world has ever not known who Kevin Hart is? That guy probably has not been not known, not recognized in like, you know. Since he's been Kevin Hart.

A decade plus. Where's Chris Tucker at? I don't know. Probably just still spending rush hour money. He's doing stand-up now. He is? So he's trying to get back into movies. I think he might have messed up relationships after the whole rush hour stuff. Something must have happened because a funny guy like him who is good, not clean, but wholesome funny.

You know what I mean? Everyone just kind of likes his voice and his silly shit. He's Kevin Hart-esque in a way. You can put him in movies and you'd kill it, but he must've, he didn't get like canceled or anything, did he? No,

he didn't get canceled, but he, I think he, he, he either started fucking up somehow or started commanding too much money, too much money. And now he's, he's,

he's stuck on the whole Netflix, Netflix specials. Rush hour. Rush hour was a heater. Remember the, remember the, what was it? Money talks.

No, the greatest. Yeah. Money talks.. The greatest. Yeah. Money Talks was who? Charlie Sheen. Charlie Sheen. The car wash guy. Did I ever tell you I had tried to apply to be one of Charlie's Angels? Oh, God. Wait, what does that mean?

Do you remember when he went crazy and he had the girls interning in his house? That wasn't that long ago, Casey. No, I was in college. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, all my stories from college, that shocks you the most? Kind of.

He's an AIDS-stricken lunatic. I don't think we knew that at that point, did we? Yes, we did. I don't know. We knew he had AIDS? I don't think we knew he had AIDS. No, yes, we did. That might have come out a little later. What was the porn star that he was with?

That was after that, I'm pretty sure. This is like when he was doing like he was losing his mind the tigers that was one of the first things we did at barstool that uh got outside like the sports bubble like we made t-shirts for charlie sheen and that was like one of the first like pop culture t-shirts we ever made the winning shirts yeah and you know what's funny was tiger blood shirts that was the thing yeah he dave made it first and he thought that like tiger blood was going to be like the thing from that rant yeah and we were like bro it's winning yeah you need to add a winning shirt winning was uh was fun winning was fun that was a great winning was fun winning was

awesome it was a very fun catchphrase to throw around. Winning. I am winning. He was off the reservation, man. Yeah. Yeah. Who was the porn star, Zaha, that Charlie Sheen was bunked up with? Oh, yeah. Brie Olsen.

Brie Olsen. That's who it was. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, I was about to say the blonde chick, and I was like, well, that doesn't really help. Yeah. That doesn't help. The blonde one. the big tits.

I didn't go all the way through with the application, but I definitely started it. So you were basically just applying to be like Charlie Sheen's concubine. I don't think it was like that. Oh, sure. I'm sure you were doing marketing research for him and his movies. I'm sure it wasn't like, do blow and fuck me. No, no, no. There was more to it than that. It was the the wholesale version of being like one of hugh hefner's girls yes it was a it was the the knockoff playboy bunny is what i'm pretty sure

that like halfway through the process i realized just how stupid it was and they were like oh you have to like make a video and i was like yeah i'm out on this i mean was it a pain what did it legitimately they were gonna they were gonna pay you like i mean it absolutely was like, yeah, I'm out on this. I mean, was it a pay? What did it legitimately? They were going to pay you. I mean, it absolutely was like party and fuck Charlie Sheen. Let's get that straight. But what did they say it was? What was like the application? I can't remember.

I probably have it still somewhere like saved in my email or something. Oh, yeah. It's actually similar to Dan Blazarian's like harem of chicks probably like just today. You get paid? No. I think they get paid in the form of like you get to be on my yacht from dubai and shit you know you probably get some followers and you get to like you don't have to spend any of your own money he has like like um you hefner did he has like his main yeah he has like and then they like cycle through yeah yeah so like some some of like dan blazerians girls have like spun off to like actually be able to like make money off of Instagram. I mean, listen, if you can gain your followers.

Who is that? Just I know that. Oh, okay. Some of them have like made something of themselves. I feel like if you get followers in this world and you know what you're doing. Didn't we just blog the story about the girl from Cuba that like makes 400 grand a year because

she's an Instagram model in the United States now. God. I mean, she's probably smoking sexy Cuban chips. She's very hot. Yeah. Well, yeah. I mean, he's not going to have ugly girls around. No, but like some of them are like fake, like not hot.

I mean, they're like hot, but they're not. Familiar with some of those. You know what I mean? It's like that. Oh, yeah. Okay. Figuring it out now. Ding. Finally went off. You you have to like you get someone you can have followers and not be successful but if you have any you know

business acumen or somebody to help you or whatever i can't i just can't imagine the amount of like uh just vultures who like swarm around if you're like a hot chick all of a sudden has like a million followers because of dan Blazarian. You know, like, I'll take you to the top, baby. Come on, we're going to Hollywood. Yeah. Yeah, or whatever, dude. I mean, that's a beneficial two-way street, though.

Can be. It's like if you're Dan Blazarian, it's like, all right, like it's kind of like a sad existence to live a life where these girls are only around you because they want to use you for the exposure, but it's like you're still around me. But also, he's different, though, because he's actually, every story you hear about him is that he's just like a colossal douchebag. But he's actually like a good-looking guy, too.

It's not like the Hugh Hefner thing where it's like, he's old, he's ugly, or whatever. He used to have it. Well, right. But I'm saying it's not like when he got older, it's like you're doing it because it's Hugh Hefner. Whereas, like, Dan Bilzerian's like a hot guy he's like like very in shape obviously has all the money in the world so it's like not like these girls are just flat out using him they are but it's also like they're not forcing some appeal yeah they're not fucking an 85 year old man i don't know but i i do feel like not every chick but i feel like guy like you were saying yesterday like you become

more attracted to a guy based on his personality and like it's the opposite with a guy like that i feel like probably but those girls are not i mean just the videos alone that he makes are just like oh my god i mean it's funny in a way it's funny if it was like if it was a little more self-aware if it was satire like if he was like i'm gonna be on a yacht firing off my machine guns while i get like a lap dance and you're kind of laughing but he's like this is cool yeah didn't he like kick some girl in the face i was gonna say i think he got in some trouble because i believe he was supposed to come here at one point and then that like got he like with like a like an army boot on or something like smack some girl in the face of this but he was borderline canceled he threw a girl off the roof into a pool she broke her foot

that was a porn star too i think it was janice griffith yeah was that like around the same playful and like it went awry or she was like don't do this and he like i mean they were definitely like fucking around but i don't think she thought she was actually gonna get thrown off the roof and she looks quite afraid of what was happening i'm pretty sure there was a video too around that same time that he did that there was like a tmz type video in some club somewhere and you can like see him like kick a girl like either off the table or out of the table i could have just completely made that up but i'm pretty sure we should maybe figure out allegedly allegedly allegedly i just feel like i remember that being a thing how about you being a charlie's angel though yeah i didn't i

and i didn't go through the entire you wanting to be a charlie's angel though i i mean college wild time for me i feel like if uh you had gotten the young money tattoo you would have also followed through like there's an alternate universe where Casey followed through with some of her weird ideas. And she actually, and I'm telling you, in that alternate universe if she would just be an Instagram thought she'd probably be super successful

and rich. For sure. He kicked a girl in the head in a nightclub in Miami. Man, that's a scummy move. Yeah, with a boot on. I don't care what the move, what the circumstance was. When was this? This was four years ago. Anyways, yeah, butterfly effect would have been weird

had I actually gone through with that tattoo. Who knows? Who knows, Rad B? Because once you have a tattoo like that, I feel like the rest of the decisions in your life are like, well, I've already got a young money tattoo. I might as well, you know? Yeah.

Might as well go to the sheen compound yo that is where i belong i mean thank god you didn't because i really i really don't think that ended well for how about his um i was such a huge two and a half men fan i was like oh this just fits perfectly two and a half men what a gig for him you just like be yourself dude're like saunter around your, your, your Malibu mansion in, in bowling shirts and talk about fucking chicks. Yeah.

Easy peasy. His, uh, ex, um, not Denise Richards, but like the other one, there was that story like over the summer about,

she like just went to a random, uh, Hampton's house with these like bros. Yeah. She was like in a CVS like late, early in the morning, clearly like hadn't gone to sleep. These bros were like probably buying gatorade hungover and she went back to their place like their share house and just like partied with them i mean i can't imagine imagine like

24 year old me i like i'll go get bagels guys you know i'll run out pick up stuff for the house you have like 20 people in a house and you come back with Charlie Sheen's ex-wife and she's just down to fucking rage. I mean, like that's an entourage episode. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure she just got a purse full of cocaine and a bunch of plan B and she's like, let's rock.

I was actually just like looking up Denise Richards, like kind of recently. I forget like how I stumbled upon her. Oh man. But like, I don't know how she held up and she's held up pretty nicely yeah i mean she was wild things is that scene to this day i don't care how much other like other movies you've seen other instagram models that have poisoned your brain how much porn you've watched whatever that scene so good nev campbell too nev campbell's underrated especially during the 90s when she was on scream and she was like one of the nineties it girls.

And she was underrated in that movie because she was alongside Denise Richards and they like portray her in that movie as like the scrub one, like the kind of like goth chick, like, but in reality, like she was a total babe, total babe. And like,

there's something about when you're the famous girl of the moment, you know, you might not necessarily be like the prettiest or the hottest or have the best body, but if you're the one in all the movies or the popular movie or whatever, and you get to see her naked or doing whatever, it's like extra special. Wild Things and Cruel Intentions. I mean, I know you're a little bit older, but that- No, those were like wheelhouse for me.

Yeah, those are like when you look back at when you started figuring things out as a kid, those were the two movies that always come to mind. Is Sarah Michelle Gellar in one of those? Yeah, those are like when you look back at like when you started figuring things out as a kid, those were the two movies that always come to mind. Is Sarah Michelle Gellar in one of those? Yeah, she was cool attention. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She like got looped into like the whole Buffy thing, but when she broke out of that bubble. Looped into?

Well, I mean, she was. She was. She was, but like she was more than that. Yeah, but I mean, also, that's a pretty good, you know know it wasn't like buffy was like a bad thing buffy was a great thing for like her career but like you don't want to be known for just one role no and then she did i know what you did last summer she did a lot of stuff intentions cruel intentions have you watched that recently no it's a weird movie huh i watched it i mean like probably like a month ago the general premise is just like spoiled, fucked up prep school kids. Is that kind of the idea? Yeah.

But it was all about like, like Sarah Michelle Gellar and Ryan Felipe were like step brother and sister. And he really wanted to fuck her. And like, she was using power over him. And then like Reese Witherspoon comes into the mix. She's like the good girl. She's the good girl that like ends up fucking them all over. But it's like crazy.

Like when we were watching it as kids, it's like, oh like oh like or not kids like in high school it's like whatever to portray these high schoolers as this now it's like wow this was wildly wildly fucked up but it's still a fantastic there's like what's the the other girl that does the makeout scene the makeout scene selma blair and they have like spit yeah that was a hardcore make i mean that whole thing then there's like the racism angle because like the spit. Yeah. That was a hardcore make out. I mean that whole thing. Then there's like the racism angle because like the piano teacher, like there's a lot of shit that goes on in that. I watched that and wild things recently.

Wild things. I wrote on for sure. Not about it. I said like for guys my age, there is like BC and AD. There's like before the wild things threesome. And after the wild things threesome where you learn about life, you learn who, what you're into,

what, what life's all about. When, when Matt Dillon or dylan kevin dylan kevin dylan kevin bacon's in it matt dylan is yeah when matt dylan folds up uh denise richard's thong and puts it in his pocket i was like that's a move that's me and like high school me or not even like probably like middle school elementary school me is like why did you take it do you take her underwear why would you take her underpants you ever seen it no i've seen it it's been like a long i mean like to think about like a trying to think of a comparison now like who are like two of the it girls in movies now let's say like um man i'm trying margot robbie yeah let's say margot robbie. I don't know who that is. You've seen Wolf of Wall Street? Yeah.

Yeah, that girl. Got it. Let's say Margot Robbie. She's like one of the hottest people. I don't know. Let's just say like Emily Ratajkowski or something like that. The thing with those two, though, is that they're equally hot in different ways. Like, well, I guess Nev Kiefer was.

Who would be a little bit – I'm drawing a complete blank on hollywood actresses right now but if they're like two major girls and like one being a bombshell one being like the it girl of the moment like anna kindrick type of person imagine that anna kindrick and margot robbie and they have a threesome and there's like they're pouring champagne on each other with lights and like leonardo de caprio out with each other and shit like that was some shit that movie and for like a major movie it wasn't like a you know like a indie flick that like you know i mean it was like a it's actually a good movie like it's all about double crossing and backstabbing and crime and twists and shit the twists in that movie still hold up too because i did i went back and watched both of those i have no idea why it was just like

one of those like probably like rainy days where i was like you know what i just want to like throw it back to the reason well i can see that at any time kevin those movies are like they're like nostalgic like you go back and you watch it the the twists and wild things are still like who i don't know who wrote that movie i don't necessarily care but i think they're underrated speaking of twists i got a twist for you right now. John Feidelberg's on the phone. Oh, Johnny Fights. What's up, Fights?

I'm actually the strongest. Hey, boys. What's going on? How are you today? I'm doing great. How are you doing? Oh, we're excellent. We're just hanging out here. I got Casey eating a salad.

I got Jared wearing a bright yellow shirt. That's lovely. You know, I was actually, I'm on the plane. I'm heading up to Boston and I was just doing some internet reading. I came across this interview with a fellow named

Vince Gilligan. And the question is about El Camino. And so I'm going to give a spoiler if you haven't seen it and don't want to watch it. I'd change the channel real quick. We got to go to break, I think.

I know. I think John's got to get this point out. think Zod's got to get this point out. I think he's got to get this point out. Zod's like waving his hands, and we've got to go to break. Vince Gillis said, he goes, because here's the thing that's very obvious to me. Walt did expire at the end of Breaking Bad, and I don't want to insult the reader,

but when fans look to me, I'm like, did you not watch the thing? He's lying there dead with his eyes glassy and open and the cost of fraud and all this junk. I mean, how did you miss it? I guess people... John, he's already standing up out of his chair. He's already assuming the position, John. How many are we doing?

He already knows where this is going. I was just going to say, Jared, why don't you hit me with 50 real quick? Whoa! 50 spot! A 50 burger, Puerto Rico Bosco! Kev, can you ask Jared to do me a favor and do them right there so I can get them on camera? I'll do like 25 and 25. You have to do them all at once.

Will you allow 25 and 25, John? I'll allow it if he's not man enough to hit 50. He said he'll allow it if you're not man enough to hit 50. I can't hit 50. Yeah, 50's tough, I'll be honest. Right up front by the nerf thing. By the nerf thing. That is a kick in the dick, folks.

For those of you who don't know, John, the night that we all streamed El Camino together, late in the wee hours of the morning, Jared said he's guaranteeing, because he's been guaranteeing a lot of things these days, that Walter White is still alive and that could have been the twist in El Camino. And then even after El Camino, he was like, who knows? Like, you still never saw the body, maybe. Like, the second sequel.

And so John bet him, and he bet him 250 push-ups to John's 400. John even gave him odds in case Walter White was alive. He'd have to do 400. But Vince Gilligan came out today and said, not today, but recently and said he's absolutely dead. And not only if he... 35? Is that actually

35, Brent? Okay, 35. 35, I'll do 15 more, you fucking fat bitch. I'm going to be jello. I not even going to be able to wipe my ass later you gotta get your own bet to either get out of this or get him no I want it it's the only workout that I'm getting during the fucking playoffs I haven't been able to go to the gym in three goddamn weeks

well that is John that was one of the meanest things you've ever done I love it I saw that interview Wow, that is, John, that was one of the meanest things you've ever done. I love it. I saw that interview like a few days ago and I just didn't say anything. There was a twinkle in his eye when I was like, Fights is online. He's like, oh, hey, Feidelberg. Not realizing he's about to get kicked in the fucking dick.

It's a great interview. If you haven't read it, I recommend everyone go to Rolling Stone and read it. But I'll let you guys get back to your radio show. And Casey. Yes? I'll catch you later. What did he say? I said I'll see you guys later.

See ya. Yeah. How you feeling there? Arms? So good. Arms a little jello? It's the wrist. The wrist. No, everything else feels good. It's the wrist. The wrist. No, everything else feels good.

It's my wrist. My wrists are garbage. So we got 35 and you have 15 more. Now, the other day you made a claim that your physique is better than Alex Bregman. That was on the air, right? No, not currently. Right, right. But that was on the air?

At my peak, I was definitely more jacked. Was that on the air? Yeah. Right, it was me, you, Bob Fox. So yeah, Jared said at his peak, his physique, not that he's more athletic, not that he's necessarily bigger. I meant from the waist up. Yeah.

And then legs don't count. Well, he also said like he was more jacked, which I, from the picture that he sent after you sent the picture of Bregman. Yeah. Actually, I'm going to send these to you. These were the pictures. So after that, I realized I had never actually seen bregman with his shirt off i didn't know if there's any pictures floating around so i did look that up and there's a picture

of of uh of bregman it was like a 2017 to 2018 before and after which by the way i mean we all know there's some funny business going on in houston did you did you see that transformation in just a year yeah it can happen a can happen. Alex, Jesus. Alex. Uh, so I sent, I sent this picture to Casey and Jared in the text. And, uh,

then Jared replied with one of his own. So I'm going to send these to Zaha right now. He'll put them up on the Barstool radio. But make sure you put the word physique because that was the thing I was trying to explain. Physique is like the overall thing. Cause I actually like pulled my girlfriend. I'm not talking about my legs. I'm talking about just like you were more jacked than him

that's what I meant well no because you said physique well that's not what I meant and I'll give you credit I mean the picture you did send me I didn't know your arms were I knew you were in shape but I didn't know you had arms that big but I'll also say man the hair

you're so much better with long hair dude for sure it's crazy right uh what was what was like the abs and chest looking like i got that too if you want to yeah let's see it yeah let's see it do you um because you're not like out of shape now you're not in the same shape but do you like care are you like fuck i wish i still look like that of course well i mean because i'll be my spring training, I'll probably look like that again. What do you think as a girl? I'm more of a physique person.

I think you kind of have to have, if there's somebody who's naturally thin, but is cut up, then that's fine. Versus bulk? Jared obviously wasn't over-the-top bulky there, but to me, I'd rather like the full physique. Like thin and cut? Or, no, it doesn the full physique like thin and cut or no it doesn't

have to be thin and cut i just like i for me it's like not like oh if you have bigger arms and that's a better body it's more jared is particularly a little bit preposterous with the legs there's a stark difference yeah i like that just like i just don't i don't it's like uh like if if i don't really tan anymore i only go to the beach but like if i were to try to get tan i'm not tan my back i don't fucking care yeah i'd be like you could see a line right down my side like skinny or pale and tan like no problem because it's like i don't care about what that looks like i don't care what my legs look like i will i i did like pull some of my girlfriends the day not about jared versus bregman just more in general like when you talk about a guy's physique,

what you look for, and my girlfriend's had varying answers, but one thing that girls really like is a good thighs and ass, because usually girls have thighs and ass right now. One of my girlfriends, who's got thighs?

I say that. Obviously, you're talking about when you see like people and like maybe the body issue magazine or something like that yeah but like in real life like it's not like you're like oh this guy's thighs don't go but like if you're looking we i think we had this argument before i think the thigh is like the grossest part of a guy's body like an average out of shape guy like my thighs are disgusting like your inner thighs yeah like it's like not tan it's not likeed. Yeah, like right here? Gross. Like the fact that... Well, I don't know what your thighs look like.

When girls are going down on a guy, forget about the dick and balls, which is gross enough. You're just all up in between his cream cheese thighs. Like an average guy. Put it that way, Kevin. Yeah, it's disgusting. Well, I mean, just adding the phrase cream cheese is just gross. If you're like an average white dude, you know, like you're not like, you're not doing

like the fly machine or whatever, you know what I mean? Like the thigh master with fucking Suzanne Somers, you know? I just want to eat this salad that has goat cheese in it. I'm going to have a really hard time doing that. I'll tell you what, color my thighs, goat cheese. Consistency of my thighs, goat cheese in it. I'm going to have a really hard time doing that. I'll tell you what. Collar of my thighs? Goat cheese. Consistency of my thighs? Goat cheese. I'm one big ball of goat cheese.

You're not fat enough for that to be the case. I'm skinny fat. I explained this on Nikki Glaser's show because we were talking about when internet trolls make fun of you and they make fun of your appearance and stuff. I was saying yeah, that sucks. Someone was like, what? You look normal. You look fine. What's the big deal? I was like, well, your appearance and stuff. And, and I was saying like, yeah, that sucks. And someone was like, what?

You look like you're normal. You look fine. What's the big deal? I was like, well, I'm the king of skinny fat. So I might look like fine like this, but when you see it,

when you see it, when you see it, you'll know. Here's the thing. To me, if a guy can dress well, no matter what, like at the end of the day,

it's like, that's what I'm going to be attracted to anyway. Well, that's, I mean, like you're not showing up on like a first date by the time. Yeah. By the time you're going to see that, it's too late.

You're pot committed at that point. And you're not going to like it. And maybe you don't come back for a second time. But you're not going to stop there. I hope not. With a girl, obviously girls do a lot of the spank stuff and all that. Have you ever run into something like that? Either one of you. When a girl looks super thin. Oh, I thought you were spank stuff and all that. Have you ever run into something like that where a girl like, or any, either one of you,

like when a girl like looks like super thin. Oh, I thought you were asking me if I wear. No, if you run into, if you run into a girl, cause I like, I've asked some of my girlfriends that wear like a lot of spank stuff, which is fine. Like whatever, do you, do you, you want to look good in your clothes or like look better or whatever. But my question always is like, so what do you do when you go home and you like take off your Spanx and all of a sudden it's like a completely different body.

I've never seen a Spanx situation with like someone I'm not. I mean, it's really only happened with my ex wife where it was like, and she's also like thin. Yeah. But I'm saying I've also just never been on like a first, second, like early on date.

And then like, she's wearing it and then, you know, you see her take it off. I feel like most girls would just not even wear them. Oh, no. Rather than... Well, I guess it's different.

Or like maybe you'd wear them and be like, I'm not going home with them tonight. I don't know. I don't know. Or you'd be like, I gotta go to the bathroom. Cut them off and throw them out the window. The Spanx leather leggings they've got out right now are fire. Leather leggings?

Oh, yeah. But they're all like... Yeah. Yeah, one of my girlfriends... What an invention. Leather leggings? No, but... Well they're all like... Yeah, one of my girlfriends... What an invention. Leather leggings? No, but... Well, yeah, but Spanx. It's leather weather. Like, just being like, well, you know, all girls are maybe a little bit

insecure here or there, and we're just gonna make these super fucking tight and just... Done. Yeah, and then you charge... I don't know how much their underwear or bras are or whatever, but I know that the jeans they have- Oh, they make full-blown clothes now? Yeah.

Oh, yeah. How about Kim just coming out with her own? Kim Kardashian? Yeah, they're called- She makes her own Spanx? They're called Skims, I believe. Like Skim. I bet they stink.

Oh, well, I don't know if they're good or not, but they made as much money as Spanx has ever made total in a day. Well, yeah, because it's Kim Kardashian. It was like- I bet it has the butt lift in it and whatever. I'm sure it's very like butt oriented with them. It has to be. I didn't realize how many girls were doing this.

Wearing Spanx. Yeah. Oh yeah. If you see a girl like wearing like a super, super tight dress. Yeah. Like, like the, like a form fitting, like like they in tight. It's they've more than likely they've got something on underneath it like so they can like eat and drink because you can be like in phenomenal shape and

some of these dresses are going to show every you know every bump every whatever and they make them like like your skin color like your skin tone for like all different skin tones too so you can wear them like underneath like white stuff they gotta be uncomfortable as fuck right the leg I the leggings i've tried i actually don't they weren't that uncomfortable but i but i also girls wear leggings for they're like leather leggings so look like i just tried on my girlfriends i feel like i have to have these but they're also like made really well i feel like if you're out of shape and you're just like cramming things in it's like i mean i wear yoga pants like every day and like yoga pants are equally as tight. I feel like if I were to put on, maybe I'll get some manks.

I bet you. Maybe I'll invite men, invent manks. You should wear anything tight enough to, to, for that. Maybe he can start. Listen,

when he, that was what, that was the moment I knew I was old and like kind of fat for the first time. It happened like last year, maybe for the first time, maybe this summer when I was like, Oh, I have to worry about wearing t-shirts now like john has always talked about like he hates t-shirt weather because like they're thin and they just show everything and i was i just i never had to deal with that until either this summer or last summer that sucks that does

suck it's like i i have to be i'm self-conscious when i just put on a t-shirt and i can throw all summer welcome to being a girl i know know. Yeah. I feel fucking bad for you guys. You gotta wear tight stuff. Crop tops are all the rage. Right. That's tough. Imagine if it was just like,

yeah, guys, like half a shirt is now what you gotta wear. Fuck no. No. No, they're great.

All right. Go get yourself a crop top right now on sale. Go to a Barstool Sports store. Go to the Viva section and get yourself a crop top. Or the Barstool Game Day for those people that want

to tailgate. Oh, yeah. Yeah, buddy. By the way, my sister, shout out Allie. She's in town. Yes, she is. Kevin got to meet her this morning. They're matching. Are they? Oh, and it was a it was one of those, the spider meme moment. We both put on, like, she put on her

outfit and I had mine laid out like what I was going to do while I was doing my hair and I walked out and saw she was wearing it. I was like, I'm not changing my outfit. We have to hit our break. Casey and her sister's visiting. They're like spanks but in hug form. What are you talking about?

We gotta go to break, Casey. We'll be back after the break. Little Kanye takes you to break number one. Coming back on CCK. Come on, just glad that you waited. break. Little Kanye takes you to break number one. Coming back on CCK. It's a celebration. Oh, my God. It's Casey Smith's birthday. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.

Happy birthday, dear Casey. Happy birthday to you. You guys are sweet. But it's the barking because I don't like that. You're an honorary dog today. That's okay. I like that. She's 27 years old today.

Big time 27. Happy birthday to Casey Smith. And Mike is on the line. He wants to talk to you. What's up, Mike? Lover boy. Yeah, buddy. What's good?

Casey just calling to wish you a happy birthday. Not single Casey, by the way. Not single. Thank you. And you will not be receiving any gift cards. Oh, no. I like gift cards. Just not on a first date. Just not on a first date.

Just not on a first date. Fair enough. Thank you so much. I got to, of course you guys are so nice to me and giving me advice for my birthday case. I will forget yours. Oh,

I appreciate it. Kev, do you have any idea what it costs to make cruel intentions or anybody make? I mean, no, but I want to know. Is it a lot or a little?

Take a guess. It would, you know, Ryan Felipe, Samuel Blair. I think that the reason you're calling is because it's not a lot. I think those people weren't all that big yet, so they didn't get big money. I'm going to say like $10 million and probably gross like $200. You're very close, like $10.5 million. That's crazy. Because there are four like big, major, major stars.

But they weren't like big yet, right? Those were probably all like breakout roles in a way. That's what you got to do, man. That Hollywood producer is cashing in, dude. And it's based on a book from the 1800s, French novel called Les Liaisons des Jeux, which is all these rich people just having fun with poor people. And yes, that's what the book was based on. And they made a movie on it 200 years later and 10 million bucks. And look what they did.

Can you say the book name again? Les Liaisons Déjà Vu. You fucking shell off. French is so sexy. You just made Casey's birthday. You're just saying things now. I can do that. No, that sounded like a bunch of blended

That sounded like French. I speak a little bit of French is what he said. By the way, are you going to blow out your candles? Yeah. Below them. What'd you wish for? I'm not telling you.

Nobody's listening. Just pretend nobody's listening. What kind of cake is that? I don't know. Who picked out the cake? I did. I was going to take credit, but I just asked what kind it was. Whoever did it, did a great job. What does it say on there?. Well, no. I mean, whoever did it did a great job. What does it say on there?

Happy birthday, Casey. I should have just had more of a hand in that. For sure. It should have been a bird cake. I got up at 6 a.m. to go get that cake ready for today. I actually baked it. You want to know a fun fact about all the people in this office? The only person that I didn't hear from before this radio program, Jared Kravitz.

Yeah, because I'm not going to text you. Like, that's so weird. I mean, he like came right up to me and hugged me. He's like, Dan,

as soon as I walked in. I literally, the second I saw you, I came up to you, hugged you, and wished you a happy birthday in person. I'm just saying.

Why would I text you happy birthday if I'm going to see you on your birthday? Well, I don't know. Most people that weren't here in the morning did do that.

No. I'm surprised you didn't text her at 12.01, Jared. Yeah, that's a, I actually, I was very much asleep before midnight last night.

I was dead, but yeah, came in the second I, Jared. Yeah. Actually, I was very much asleep before midnight last night. I was dead. But yeah, came in the second I saw Casey. Happy birthday. Gave her a big hug. I don't think there was any hug. There definitely was. I'm not like, I don't care if people say happy birthday or not. Sounds like you do.

No. Definitely do. I mean, you just brought it up. Unless, and I've watched Jared do the same thing because he did it to Frankie. Right. Unless I remember specifically making sure that I remembered somebody's birthday. You got a little birthday spite in you. Yeah.

Oh, he, I mean. It's also just the Frankie feud. That, I wish that that was on video the day that that little birthday spat went down because Jared just stood right in front of Frankie's face. Frankie was like, are you going to say anything to me? Are you going to say anything to me? And Jared was like, hold on a minute. And went and just scrolled through their text messages all the way back to fucking April. And Jared was like, I you going to say anything to me? Are you going to say anything to me? And Jared was like, hold on a minute. And went and just scrolled through their text messages all the way back to fucking April.

And Jared was like, I have nothing to say. No, I do not. He was like, as a matter of fact, in April, you did not tell me happy birthday. It was so funny. Love that move. That's like the wedding move where you write down what everybody gave you for a gift and you just give that right back. Sure. It's kind of great when you get a cheap gift because at the you know at the time you want your money but you're also like well

you're only getting 100 bucks from me then pal yeah also at what age like do you stop giving birthday gifts because i don't really i mean like i'll do like getting you shit no no i don't get like i'll like get somebody like a cake or something or like flowers like my i still have girlfriends who are like sending me actual girls are weird i mean i haven't gotten a guy a birthday gift like since I was nine and my mom would buy him a toy for him. I mean, I had not bought a guy friend a birthday. In college, you didn't do liquor or anything?

No. Not for birthdays. I feel like I've done more for Christmas than birthdays. To your guy friends? To a friend? Yeah. So you don't think birthdays are more normal? I don't think any of it's normal. But I'm weird. I don't think anything's normal. I would never ever get like a gift

we got on this topic because Casey called me out for not wishing her a happy birthday before coming in is that weird? I wanted to wish her a happy birthday in person let me just put it this way there are people that I happen to be with last night who wish me a happy birthday

and then they also text me today yeah but I knew I was going to see you why would I text you and then come in and see you That I happened to be with last night who wished me a happy birthday. And then they also text me today. Yeah, but I knew I was going to see you. Why would I text you and then come in and see you? That's weird. I would rather be like, Casey, happy birthday and hug you. I mean, I did the same thing. I didn't text you today.

I think you did. No, I just saw you this morning. Yeah. Oh, well, you saw me early enough to write it in your register. Early enough. I saw you the second I walked in. I'm just giving you shit because it's like you're one of my closest friends here. It's her birthday. It's her birthday.

It's her birthday. Let her run wild. Actually, you know what? Let's have a minute-long session where she can say whatever she wants. Okay, go ahead. No, I don't have anything to say. Wow. There's a first. The bird's quiet.

I have things to say, but it's a nice day. I've had a good couple days. I don't feel like really just burning it down today. My sister's in town. Yes, she is. Casey's riding high. I'm all right. Well, Jared's going to be riding high after this next call, too.

Oh, it's Casey's birthday, but I have a gift for you. Thank you. Ben from Pennsylvania is on the line. What's up, Ben? I just wanted to tell you that you are literally and figuratively you are a rocket compared to Bregman.

I mean, he's a fucking dick next to you. It's not even close. Not even close. I mean, the picture that you put up, I forget what a character was on Twitter, it was like the side-by-side. It's not even fucking close. Bregman looks like he's 15. You look like a man among boys. Do you know how ridiculous this is?

It's so far-fetched that even Jared, rather than doing his, that's right, he went like, Jesus, fuck. Yeah, I mean, they're all, no, I mean, it's like, Ifetched that even Jared, rather than doing his, that's right, he went like, Jesus, fuck. Yeah, I mean, well, no, I mean, it's like, I think Bregman is more, it's all about the way that you word it, because Bregman's definitely more conditioned than me. Like, I get gassed walking up a flight of stairs, but I mean. You got the vanity muscles.

Yeah. Bigger. The show muscles. But I don't know if necessarily bigger is always better. I would, it just, every person is different. Yeah, it's a matter of preference. Like, in a perfect world, if I, if I. If you pulled like 10 girls, is this guy hot?

Like, they'd all have a different opinion. Right. There's no like, you know, like very rarely is there like a universal like, oh my God, he's so hot. That is true, but most chicks would, would not want overly bulky. I would agree. I also think it depends on your age. Because at some point like, you think that's what you're supposed to like. I would say with physique questions, and I know you said you didn't mean that, but, like, physique, I feel like everyone knows, like, what a full good physique looks like versus if you prefer— Who's, like, the best body, like, in Hollywood?

Like, Mac on Always Sunny when he was ripped? Oh, I forgot about that. he was ripped like oh i forgot about that yeah no weirdly shredded i don't know and that comes down to preference because like some i know everybody says that girls like are lying when they say they like dad bods or not like i have girlfriends who prefer dad bods and that is an actual fact what about like uh ryan ryan um reynolds ryan reynolds and amityville horror was pretty good rob Rob McElhaney put up a very funny Instagram. Very cute. It's a picture of him holding his son.

And his son's on his shoulders. And his feet are tucked into Rob's pockets. That's very cute. And he said, TBT to the time that he got hurt. And I picked him up and he said, Will you always pick me up when I'm sad? And I said, of course. And he said, what if I'm as fat as you?

And I said, in which season? And he said, what are'm as fat as you and i said in which season and he said what are you talking about and i said i should have at least been nominated for the effort and he said stop living in the past and i said don't tell me how to live my life you just went on and on he's like the he is the like all that is man in my mind he is is shredded. Who's this? Mac from Always Sunny. You don't watch Always Sunny? No. Oh, I don't know him. He's awesome. He's like shredded. He's obviously incredibly funny. He like writes and produces and shit, so he's way more than just like an actor. He's like

all, you know, super talented. He is a good father. He's married to Kaitlyn Olsen. They have like a perfect marriage. And he's like... Wait, who? The girl from Always Sunny. Really? They're married in real life? They're married and then, well if you don't watch the show, there's a waitress in it

and Charlie Day is married to her. There's a lot of relationships in there. It's almost like people that do things together end up hooking up. They're fucking married in real life? Yeah. Two couples. Which is funny because in the show you roast her and they're like, shut the fuck up dude. What's her name in real life? Caitlin Olsen. Caitlin Olsen. Caitlin Olsen. She. Two couples. Which is funny because like in the show, you roast her and they're like, shut the fuck

up. What's her name in real life? Caitlin Olsen. Caitlin Wood Kay. She's so funny. Yeah. She's the best. I mean, they are my favorite people like on the planet.

I think just kind of like looking through the internet really quick. I think Cristiano Ronaldo is somebody that a lot of girls point to. What about Ryan Gosling and Crazy Stupid Love? Yeah. What are you fucking photoshopped? Yeah. She cleans up nice. They've been married since 2008?

They were married on the show. They were seeing each other on the show. And Dennis, Glenn Howerton, he said that they were sneaking around for a while. What's up, KB? Thank you. They would be out at an event and they would leave separately. And then, you know, whatever, they're sitting around and Glenn said that he thought they were both single at the time, so they would go to the bar

and Rob would always be like alright, I gotta get out of here, I got this chick waiting for me back at the apartment, and Glenn said that he was like fuck, Rob's always going home with chicks, I'm not getting anybody I'm not going home with anybody where is he going like who is he seeing and they just never in a million years thought it would be her so it was like they never even like caught on to it i think i think

they said she said in an interview with dax shepherd i think they got like sloppy towards the end people just like didn't even put it together because they were just like well no of course not and then they had to come out and uh yeah charlie's married to the waitress which is funny because in the show. He like stalks her. How big of a role does the waitress play in the show? It's like a secondary role, but it's like one of the biggest secondary roles. And the storyline of it is like.

And she's just the waitress. They call her just the waitress. And she hates him. He's like, you know, stalker obsessed with her and always like trying to hatch plans to like kiss her and make out and like fall in love with her and shit and she hates him and wants to fuck dennis and like see that would be so much more fun because it's like you actually you are actually married or you're dating or whatever but then you have to play that you hate that person you can get like all your anger out well that's well that's like that's more like robin caitlin because like there's a scene in last season where uh

like they're all hatching a plan talking about some shit and sweet tea comes up with like her version of it and mac just like turns around just shut the fuck up and they beep it and it is like so goddamn funny and then you think like he's talking to his wife there yeah and she's like oh god damn it like it is it's a weird weird world i mean that doesn't make the show funnier knowing like the real background stories i'll be honest the show is so good i think and i'm so like obsessed with it that it like it doesn't stand on a tower like i don't even think about you can separate those i've been like you know i've interviewed glenn a couple times and like kind of know him and i still it's not i'm not like it's dennis you know

like i'm so immersed in that world although I didn't see last night so I gotta this week I gotta catch up on it I haven't started this season yet I'm trying to like stockpile them although last week's episode was the first episode in like a long time that I just like did not care for really

I didn't think this was possible I'm trying to finish succession before I start it oh yeah you should do that first I have the finale left that's. I'm trying to finish succession before I start it. Oh yeah. You should do that first. I have the finale. I have the finale left. That's it. I got to write a blog. Who at Barstool is like who at succession? Who's your favorite character? Greg.

Well, I mean, Greg is like, I'm always out of the loop on this shit. Like I wish that there would just be like a message board or some sort of bulletin board where it's like, Hey, we as a unit are watching this show.

If you want to stay in the loop, this is the show that we're watching. We the people will be watching. Yeah. I i was because dan and i were talking about it last time we went on the road we were like walking on the this is like i didn't mean to sound braggy but it's we were walking like to the the plane that we were leaving to go to wherever we were for the college football show and we were looking at the big jets and we were like i wonder what the inside of that one looks like and he was talking about like a rod's plane was like, you know what I really want is to be on the Succession. And he said, he was like, I've been on A-Rod's plane,

and it is nowhere near that kind of plane. So it's like, how much money? Like Air Force One. They have full-blown living rooms inside of it. Well, at one point in the show, they're talking about acquiring a company for $21 billion. They're big money in that world. John saw a play

on broadway where the i don't even know logan roy's real name brian cox is the lead in it and he said it is fantastic yeah brian cox is that dude i unbelievable greg is everybody's favorite character and i don't know if this is like a bad take or not but for some reason even all the way through this the second season even though he's kind of, not kind of, he is an absolute creep. I like Kieran Culkin's character. I like Roman. I mean, I hate every character on that show,

but I love them all. Like I think they're all, they have like no redeeming qualities. None. All of them are bad people. They're all creeps. Everyone's an asshole. Everyone's awkward. Everyone's annoying.

He's just got these one line. But he's funny as shit. Yeah, he's just got these, I don't give a fuck one liners. But the Jerry shit is weird. Oh yeah, see that's when I was just like,

oh come on. And I had told, like Dan and I talk about this session all the time, and I told him that I liked Roman before all that stuff started happening. And he kind of gave me this look, and I was like, uh-oh, I probably should have finished the second season. What would you do, Jared, if you – this guy in this show has a particularly weird kink. And I was thinking – and Eddie from Chicago did the Fyndom dog walk the other day. And like – I still have so many questions well you should listen to it because it's like this guy kind of explains like what what's going on there it's almost gotta suck if when you have to admit to yourself that like that's what gets you off what if you're like soup like you know in this case it's like this old

woman is like talking to him while he jerks off. She abuses him and she yells at him. She talks to him like he's the biggest piece of shit ever. And he jerks off. And that's a lot more fucking complicated than I just want to have sex with a girl. You know what I mean? Or if you're into feet or you're into furries or if you're into this weird shit where it's like you probably – at some point you have to admit to yourself like, yeah, this is – I'm going to go try to find a girl dresses up like a fucking,

my little pony or, you know, whatever the, I feel like it's like, if that's your, if that's your kink, there's never been a better time to be alive. Yeah.

It's only going to get more and more easily accessible to find, but it's still like a, a little bit of a, you know, a, yeah. I mean like you're not a letter. You're not going to be able to just like go to a bar and meet a, you know, a starlet letter. You're not going to be able to just like go to a bar and meet a random girl and then take her home and be like, hey, by the way, like, can you put on this furry costume?

Like this guy in the show, this guy in the show, like can't have sex. He has a wife. He cannot have sex with her normal, but like can do that. And it's like the only way he can get off. Yeah. You know, not just like, oh, I would prefer if you would do this, but whatever. We can get over. We can get down like normal. Like it has to be some weird shit for you he and like the like

speaking just about succession too it's kind of like the 50 shades of gray effect where it's like because these people are super super rich and i have to like but no no i'm saying it's not seen as creepy like does that like people talk about christian gray all the time like the character like if that guy was like living in like a trailer park, not shaming that, but like living like that and it would be like abuse. Yeah. But because he's like a super rich, successful guy. So it's like with Roman on Succession, it's creepy, but it's like, oh, whatever.

He's got like so much money. Of course he's into some weird stuff. Well, yeah. I think like you do that too. We always joke about Lenny Kravitz saying like he'll, he does, he'll fuck anything and everybody because he's a Hollywood rock star and you just get in a room, turn off the lights, and touch body parts. It's like playing by a different set of rules where it's a normal everyday person. If you came in and you're like, I need this very old woman to talk shit to me all the time,

you'd be like, well, that didn't come off as normal as you think that it did. You know what's weird, Kevin? Barstool has grown so much in the last year and a half, two years, to where there's so many people here that there has to be at least one person amongst us who is like kind of into like some weird shit like there's both opposite ends of the spectrum like there's definitely like people that like to fuck as furries and then there's probably people that can just like dry hump each other and come all over each other like i feel like there's i i remember when asa first started not even when

i started when asa came in as like a guest and she was like talking all about butt stuff right and she was like i bet there's like a ton of guys here in this office that are could you imagine like like anyone out here that like puts on a furry costume when they go home they're just like i hope listen babe like i know that this might be outside the box for you. Who would be the funniest furry in the universe? That's what I was about to ask. Lenny would be hilarious.

I was going to say Big Tennessee. Dana? Oh, God. If Dana was a furry guy? Brandon Walker! Imagine if he was just like, puts on the fucking

like, rabbit head and he's like, I'm Brandon fucking Walker. Like, we're all picking like, the big guys. Spider would be a very funny furry. Yeah, I was just about to say him too.

Spider probably gets down that infamous picture that we always make fun of YP for. He's probably got girls throwing him in the air like a pizza pie. Yeah. He's probably twirling through the air at night. I mean, there's got to be some... Imagine if Spider just flew down. Without question.

That'd be so funny. It would be a long shot if there's a furry guy here, but there's definitely weirdo feet guys here for sure. Oh, I mean, I feel like that is becoming more and more like we might have somebody admit it tomorrow like, yeah, I'm into feet. Oh, yeah. I don't feel like people look down on that.

I don't think it's... No, no, no. He would be fully shamed. It's uncharacteristic. That is like the most quote-unquote normal of the weird kinks. For sure. For sure. I also was talking all about butt stuff, characteristic that is like the the most quote-unquote normal of like the weird for sure like for sure i mean i also was talking all about uh butt stuff and i remember her being like yeah i guarantee there are guys in the office who are into that and this was like years ago me and john

were like no fucking way and then i remember like uh this is probably like i don't know six months a year ago we were like kind of telling someone that story and and we were out and john just leaned over and he was like well we probably all lost an apology on that one you're right you're right it's kind of like when all i cheers our drink like she was uh like apparently yeah the girl who has sex for living like knows more than we do kind of like whenever nobody thought podcasts were a big deal yeah and she was just tick tock or anything of that it's like well some people are just progressive you know what can you say? It was so funny.

She was like, I guarantee at least, and this was like, Barstool was small at the time. We were in the old office, but it was still small. And she was like, you know, at least like three guys over there. And we were like, three? Like, no fucking way. And now it was like, probably like all of them. Probably chances are the majority.

And not only is Barstool so big and there are so many people, so just like by the sheer volume of numbers, people are going to be into weird things. Like if you just take the content floor, like we always talk about how if you took all of like our mental disorders and like our social anxiety, we probably have like a super mental disorder. Like just the weirdos on our side of the office, the things that people are probably into. You pick just like a corner, just like one row and you probably get some weird shit in this place. Yeah. We're just not normal people. I mean, I've heard. I've heard people I've heard the rocket's a straight shooter

very much straight shooter I feel like I've only experimented with butt stuff you put the D and the V and you just fucking go in and out until it's over you've heard that or you're just making that no I think that's just my assessment I like to mix it up but as far as

if a girl is like hey what's the craziest thing you've ever done it's like i don't know that i've done anything like super crazy like i'll i'll i'm not boring i'll mix it up but like what in today in 2019 what is crazy like have i choked a girl with a belt where i was fucking her from behind no what a prude what a prude huh when these conversations go i call that first base, bro. Yeah, it's like, I mean, I'm just I don't know. I'm confused. I'm confused as to like

what is... We were doing what's seen as normal and what's not. Not even just like what's normal, but like, are you a pussy if you're not doing all this like weird kinky shit? Listen, if you're not like if you're not open hand slapping someone, yeah, you're a pussy. You just said that so casually. Yeah, probably.'re not like, you're not open hand slapping someone. Yeah. You just said that so casually. Yeah, probably.

Again, like the, the, me talking about this more openly now doing this, I have girlfriends who will be like, I have a question. Like I'm getting back in the dating scene and you guys at Barstool talk about this. Like, is that expected of me? Like, and I'm like, I don't know. Like it's Barstool. Like, don't listen to anything that any of us have to say like yeah i think it was a huge grain of psychologically distressed salt our boss is walking around mad at gambling things and saying he wants people to sign waivers like

international waters so he can chop their heads off bad gambling but it's like we don't live in reality okay don't ask me what's normal and what's not i yeah i i mean i don't i don't even know i don't know that answer either, man. And I don't know whatever, like what the kids are doing. Forget it. We were doing, after Answer the Internet, we did a video, me and John, breaking down the ATI question, would you rather your mom or your daughter be a porn star? And John was taking the mom side, saying you would rather her.

And he was like, bro, I mean i mean kids these days they're probably all having sex on camera by the time my daughter is of age like everyone's gonna be a porn star i don't fucking what do i fucking care that is true and it's true yeah like who fucking knows what's gonna happen by 2040 what kind of apps are gonna exist yikes 20 years from now stripes like thank god there was no like snapchat there wasn't a fucking a camera phone when i was in middle school seriously thank god let me play my snake and get my dry hand job in peace. All the hoes would have seen this dick, okay?

We're coming back after halftime. It's a birthday Friday edition of CCK. Let's get it. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you. Happy birthday to you.