KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: The Rat Situation, the Pepsi Vine, and Breaking Bad

Episode Date: October 14, 2019

Marty Mush gives and update on the rat situation. The Rocket is for the people. KBnoswag explains the Pepsi vine. The CCK crew watched El Camino at 3am (no spoilers). Justin Bieber is a bad rapper. How to get a hickey. You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Oh. Kevin! You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back! Welcome, welcome, welcome back, welcome back.

Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. Come on, you've been back, man.

Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. I see the girls in the club, they're getting wild for me. And all the pretty chicks all want to smile at me. These rap cats, man, they all got this. Marty just walked in here with an Uncrustable. And I don't know the last time I've been so jealous. I mean, they're so good. They're so good. Where'd you get that?

What's happening? I can never work this fucking mic. You know what? I was about to be like, see, I'm not the only person, but I don't really want to compare myself to Marty not being able to work something. I can't. You move it right there. Yeah, fix it.

Anyways, this is CCK. Hey. On a glorious Monday. It's me. What is glorious about it? Did you see my tweet this morning? It's glorious because there's four baseball games on today. Yeah.

I bet the Rays. I bet the Rays and the over. Not the worst bet. It's a fishy line. Charlie Morton's plus 110. Yeah, it's not the worst bet. I mean, if the Rays were going to grab one in this series, it was going to be this one.

I woke up this morning, and the first thing that I saw was a tweet from this dude who said, as I mentioned to you last year, I would root against the doctors should they have to perform some sort of life-saving surgery on you. That was the first thing I saw when I woke up today. That's not a bad tweet. What did you do to that guy?

Nothing. That's at least creative that he wants to see you die. If he's going to say die, it's a guy I'd help. Find a new slant. Sure. If you want to cheer against the doctors, that's good adversity right there. I guess, but how mad could you possibly be at someone because of the baseball team that they like? Is he a Yankee fan?

I would assume so. The fact, no Yankee fan, no Yankee fan should ever be saying anything about the Red Sox right now. They all are. There's no, I got it. Whenever I want to make Yankee fans dance, I can do it. I can send out a tweet right now, and then I would have fucking 500 replies by the end of the show, all Yankee fans being butthurt. Dude, I've been tweeting just when the Yankees are playing. I just tweet Yankees.

And everyone thinks I'm betting them. I'm a Yankee fan. So they just keep saying what channel the Red Sox are on. Shut the fuck up. We don't need to worry. The Red Sox suck this year. All the worst chirps. Like Yankee fans are very unoriginal, very uncreative, unfunny.

I'm taking myself out of this category. Sure. Well, yeah, but I mean. But I mean, like, anytime that I tweet. He's talking about the people that are Yankees fans. In my mentions. That's all they do. I have more Yankee fans in my mentions than Hubs does.

And they're all very unfunny, uncreative. And they just say the same thing over and over and over again. Well, that's why the guy that you co-tweeted today about cheering against the doctors was kind of creative. Yeah, no, it was different. It was something different. Yeah. But he also said, like, technically it wasn't because he reiterated that he said the same thing to me last year. So he's just recycling.

Do you remember when he said it to you last year? I think it was during the playoffs last year, yeah. Because I think I co-tweeted him then, too. I can go back and find that. But no, yeah. No, Yankee fans. Yankee, I mean, Frankie was about to cry at his desk today because I said, you know, did you enjoy your first Yankee game of the season? Because I saw he was at the playoff game with Hubs.

I was like, did you have fun at your first Yankee game? He was like, it was my fourth. I was like, all right, yeah. So, I mean, like, the Red Sox sucked this year. I probably went to north of 60, 70 games, and I have to go all the way back to Boston every fucking weekend to watch them, and they suck. The Yankees won the division for the first time

since fucking electricity was invented, and they're right in your backyard, and you want to call yourself a fan going to three games? Let me tell you something. Get the fuck out of here. Don't, don't. Get the fuck out of here.

You can't compare yourself to Frankie. You go to the Red Sox, you're not paying a goddamn thing. You're welcome. So what? Frankie could probably get free tickets. No. You're not paying a goddamn thing. You're welcome. So what? Frankie could probably get free tickets. No. Yes, he could.

He's Frankie Borelli. Oh, yeah. Yeah, you don't think he has any pull? If Frankie tweeted, hey, I want to go to the game tonight, you don't think that people would be like, hey, sit with me. Yeah, but also. I don't want to do that. No, no, no.

Also, Jared, like, and listen, I'm going to be on your side on most of these things. Yeah. But you cover baseball for your job here. You have to go to those games. I don't have to. Well, but that's what you do. I go above and beyond. For the people.

If he goes to the Bronx. For the people's out. You think I want to work seven days a week, seven months out of the year? I go back to Boston and get these fucking interviews for the people. I go back to Fenway. I'm doing it after a fucking four-hour-long baseball game, the Rockets out there, Gate D,

doing hour-long meet-and-greets Friday, Saturday, Sunday. I'm there early, 10 a.m. I'm hungover. I go get my coffee so I can survive. I go to Fenway Park

to get the interviews and the home dugout. Section 10, I go to the road dugout. Starting 9, I'm getting content for the baseball people out there.

You think I'm doing that because I'm trying to compete with Frankie on a fan-based level? That's not what it's about, Zah. It's not what it's about. That's right. You think I'm doing that because I'm trying to compete with Frankie? That is fucking right, boy. On a fan base level? That's not what it's about, Zach. It's not what it's about. It's about the people. It's about the people. No, it is your job. Where would we be without the people?

It's also your job. We wouldn't be here without the people. If there's no one listening to these shows, if there's no one showing up to the meet and greets, then what do we have? We're just speaking into this echo chamber. There's nothing. That's right. It's for the people. The Rockets for the kids. Let me go back to you here. So what happens if I go to every Yankee game

and all gambling stuff happens on? I can't do that. No, I'm not talking about you. I don't ever criticize your allegiance because you're not trying to parade around like this diehard Yankee fan. Frankie wants to show up in content in the playoffs and it's like, where

were you all year? I'll tell you what he was doing. It's a dumb thing to... What? He can't go to the Bronx every night because if he's in the Bronx and Dave Portnoy wants him to do something, he's fucking fired. There's the difference. Frankie just shouldn't respond to like you. I know how much of a

Yankee fan I am, but I know that we have Yankee, like Cubs is the Yankees guy. He's the one who's live tweeting. And Marty does claim he's a big Yankees fan. I don't know what you're talking about when you say he doesn't. He watches, like I don't associate him with the Yankees because it's like he's watching all sports. Yeah, I mean I am watching all sports. Like he's tweeting just as much about the Yankees as he is about fucking Japanese women's basketball.

Well, that's because he's gambling is his job, just like baseball is your job. Baseball's not Frankie's job. I know that I cover baseball, but my job really isn't like baseball. It's the people. My job is to make sure the people are

happy, the people are entertained, and that the people are satisfied with the content. That's really what my job is. I don't consider myself a baseball guy. Technically, that's everybody that works at Barstool. I just use baseball as an avenue to connect with and satisfy and make the people happy. That's what I do. But you do realize that what you just described is what this entire company is, right? I mean, I don't know anyone else that does hour-long meet-and-greets fucking 50 times.

I mean, it's probably more than 50. Dave walks outside and it's a fucking meet and greet. Yeah, but it's not scheduled. He doesn't make himself available. He's just a famous person that walks down the street. I make myself available to the people because that's how much I get. You know what I did this weekend to make myself like the people? What?

You know what I did this weekend because I was for the people? What did you do? I was at a wedding right by my old school, my college. And the college bar that I was having asked me to come. Yeah. I went for 10 minutes and went and said hello to the people. Love that. They went bananas.

I left. That's for me and the people. I mean, like, Marty Mush has been on a rocket ship to the moon since day one. Are we friends again? Yeah. We're back? Yeah. All right. We had a little lull. We had a lull. the moon since day one. Are we friends again? Yeah. We're back? Yeah. Alright. We had a little lull. We had a lull.

We had a lull. Even when I was skeptical about you, I still said that the first Making a Gambler video was one of the funniest pieces of content that Barcelona put out. I didn't know you guys were in a fight. That was very nice. No, it wasn't a fight. It was just a lull

in the friendship of him being a suspect of me faking i didn't think you're an actor like you have an imdb page i have an imdb page i'm not an actor i am an actor yeah i know we just witnessed you acting for like three minutes yeah i'm loose today because i came in at 9 a.m to do uh kirk's podcast is kirk here kirk is i think he walked to chick-fil-a um so i did kirk's podcast at like 9 then kirk came on section 10 at 10 30 so like i've just had like a full morning of like uh verbal sparring with kirk minahan that's why he's being this i'm coming in no yeah that's makes a lot of sense. You should have started off with that.

You should have led with that because your little soliloquy that you just went on made no fucking sense. Now it makes sense. Zah, did it make sense? Absolutely. Thank you.

Absolutely. And at no point was he lying in that whole... No, no, no, no. There was no lying. He's a man of the people. He's there for the people. He's there to serve the people.

Yeah, no, that's definitely not lying, but there was... No one wound him up on that. He did that completely on his own. I just needed to say it. Because, I mean, you know, when you wake up to a death threat, it's just the day kind of hits different. You know what I mean? Jerry, I got a question.

Sure. I was thinking about this on the train today. So during baseball season, I know it's seven days a week. Seven days a week. Right now, football and gambling right now is literally seven days a week. Big time. Rat, the rat situation. It's so hard when it's seven days a week.

Seven days a week. Yeah, well that's why... I haven't looked at my DMs. I've been hanging out with one nice lady. She has a girlfriend. I haven't seen her in like two weeks. That's not a girlfriend. Okay. So anyway. I like that rule. If you haven't seen in like two weeks. That's not a girlfriend. Okay. So anyway. I like that rule.

If you haven't seen him in two weeks, he's not my girlfriend. Are you talking to her every day? No. Oh. Well, that. When did that change? Shut it. Shut it.

Just us. Just us. Definitely not on SeriousXM. It's hard to look what's going on in your DMs. It's hard to look what's going on. Here'ss. It's hard to look what's going on. Here's the thing, Marty. Here's what you got to do. You got to find yourself a girl that's okay with all that.

They're jumping into a situation where it's like Marty Mush. He's the gambling guy. Football is the biggest sport to bet on. It's the most popular sport. It's football season. It's every day with this guy. It's days. It's mornings.

It's nights. That's my man, and I support him regardless of what he's doing. No, no, no. I don't want that. I know. I know. No, no, no, no, no, no. You're not hearing me out.

So you find a girl that's okay with you never really hanging out with her. But then she's still there when you need her. You know what I'm saying? Yeah, but that's, I don't want to, is that a girlfriend? No. Okay. Yeah. I'm confused. That sounds like a girlfriend. That sounds like a supportive girlfriend? No. Okay. I'm confused.

That sounds like a girlfriend. That sounds like a supportive girlfriend to me. It sounds like a supportive girl that might be a friend. I don't think it's a girlfriend, though. Are you buying her stuff for Christmas? Probably not. No. That's a girlfriend.

Are you bringing her home to your family? I'll bring home a gift, like a shirt that I get. Yeah. Pass it along. No, I think for what you've got going on, you're in a good spot. You're a rising star here at Barstool Sports. But what he's saying is he's not in a good spot because he doesn't have time in the rat situation. No, I think I'm just not putting enough time and effort into that situation.

You don't need to. That's what I'm saying. No, not time and effort. It's just like I need to look at my DMs. I need slide in there. Slide in there today. I'll look today. Whoever's listening.

Even if you're a guy. Say hello. I'll say hello. I don't know if there's a ton of girls that listen to this show. Why do you want to have guys sliding in your DMs? Oh, God. Jose Altuve. Ding dong.

You fuck. I mean, the Tampa Bay Rays, I can't wait to retweet their chirp at me after they get swept by the Astros. Why the fuck would I bet on the fucking Rays? Who else did you bet on today? I'm doing one game at a time. I went up $1,500 last week. Huge week for me. How was yesterday?

It was good. Just the night game. It was a square pick. I picked the over and the Chiefs. It wasn't even close. Oh, yeah, because I was with John, and he told me that. And I was like, we both took the Colts. Great.

Yeah. Wonderful. Yeah. You see what Alex Bregman's home run celebration is? This thing? Yeah. Yeah. Should have walked me.

That's amazing. He comes into the dugout, and he holds up four fingers. It's like, yeah, you should have threw that before. It is sick. JJ Watt did it yesterday. Yeah, he did. After he sacked somebody. Pretty cool.

Should have walked me. Fuck Alex Bregman until after October. Why? I enjoy him, but fuck him. Why? Because he ruins teams. What do you mean? He's a good player.

Marty's a Yankees fan. So what? I'm a Red Sox fan. I love Bregman. Yeah. Red Sox aren't in the playoffs right now. Yeah, and they also eliminated the Astros last year, I guess. Yeah, exactly.

Alex Bregman's against your team fucking making. Well, he did that in 17. He took Chris Hale deep in 2017. The Astros won the World Series. They had to go through the Red Sox to get there. I can still, as an unbiased national baseball journalist, put all that aside. Actually, Dave called me a pussy today. Why?

Because I was doing an Instagram video with Devlin. Devlin was asking me, have you picked a new bandwagon to jump on? And by the way, anyone that was calling me a jinx for the teams that I've supported, I'm about to go four for four in the division series. Yeah, I've been, that's my whole, I get that every day. Yeah, going four for four.

But Dave, like when I was doing this video, Devlin was like, hey, did you pick a new bandwagon to jump on? And I was like, no, I'm not really rooting for a team. I'm more just rooting for my guys now. Like guys like Bregman, I'm rooting for him. Guys like Josh Donaldson, I'm rooting for him. Guys like Luke Voigt, I'm rooting for him. And then Dave was like, pussy.

And I stopped the Instagram video right in its tracks, walked into Dave's office. I was like, explain yourself. Give me a reason why I'm a pussy. He's like, all right. So like, you know, it's bottom of the ninth and the Yankees are down one and it's bases loaded. You're going to root for Luke Voigt to hit a home run there. I was like, no, I'm going to root for him to strike out. Like I can root for Luke Voigt and want the Yankees to lose at the same time. I don't think that you can. It's not that if I root for Luke Voigt, that means I'm and want the Yankees to lose at the same time. I don't think that you can. It's not that if I root for Luke Voigt, that means I'm rooting for the Yankees. That's not true at all. I hope Luke Voigt bats a thousand with 600 home runs in this postseason and the Yankees don't win another fucking game.

I think that those two things are those can happen. You and I have the same look on our face right now. Yeah, but I also I could understand it because let me tell you, if Alex Bregman like texted me one day, I'll root for that guy. Of course. If you are a Marty Mush fan, I'm going to be a fan. Yeah, but and that's Dave's whole thing, too. So but it is confusing where you're like you're saying you're rooting for Luke Voigt in the postseason, but you don't want his team to win. I don't think that's confusing at all.

Like Luke Voigt is a guy that I support. I like him when I see him. He always comes over, makes time. He's a down-to-earth guy. You can support him and not root for him in the postseason. No, I want him to do well. I want him to do well. I want his career to take

off. I want him to become a household name, but I want the Yankees to lose. If Luke Voigt goes 4-4 with four home runs and 10 RBIs and the Yankees lose 16 to 12 great day for me people are sliding my DMs there you go

833-857-8665 this is CCK and it's going to be me Jared and Marty taking you through on this I guess it's not a lovely Monday Jared no it's good I'm having a great Monday a hostile Monday I don't know you're wearing your sunglasses inside again. I'm having a great Monday. A hostile Monday. I don't know.

You're in a kind of a mood. You're wearing your sunglasses inside again. Yeah, I'm wearing my sunglasses because if PFT is like the hair guy and I'm not the beard guy, then I'm just going to try to establish myself as the sunglasses guy. Oh, God. I'm the sunglasses guy. Oh, gosh. What's wrong with that? What's wrong with you?

Yeah, what's wrong with you? What's wrong with that? You could be another guy. No, no, no, no. If PFT's argument is like, oh, Jared, you're not the beard guy because everyone has a beard. All right, then there's only two people that are sunglasses guys. Let's go for the crown. You're saying him and Donnie?

Huh? Him and Donnie. Donnie's in China. Oh, what the fuck? Literally, it means the next person to walk down the hallway is wearing sunglasses and it's not PFD. There's a lot of, there's a lot of sunglass, especially now that we're all wearing the MBMT glasses all the time.

Like it's everybody's sunglasses though. Well, they are. I mean, everybody, everybody's just becoming a glass. Take the call about the Yankee fan defending me. All right.

We're going to talk to Tom in long Island. He's got a question for Marty. What's up, Tom? What the fuck Casey? I really like it. You know that's a girlfriend of Mush's if he takes her to the $29

meal out in County. That's true. That's a good point. That's facts. Then you know he's in love if you spend $29 on her. And doesn't let her get anything to drink but water. I mean, if I'm out in public with her, you know I like her.

That's a good point. Because usually it's in my basement. Yeah, not sharing your weed. What is a Diet Coke, Marty? No, no, no diet. It only has to be a crisp regular Coke. And the bread, the bread's so good there. It's a little pizza bread.

It's so good, the bread. The pizza bread's so good. Tom, you got a question for Mush? What is she, what orders an appetizer? No, no, no, no. Unless it's, you know what, if it's a good day, like I'm up $1,500, she could order this week a little calamari. I could do that.

I also with Italians, you know how they say like calamari? Like I'm Italian. I mean, don't say calamari. It's not calamari. It's calamari. Mush, you're the best, Mush like, calamari? Like, I'm Italian. I mean, don't say calamari. It's not calamari. It's calamari. Mush, you're the best, Mush. Thanks, pal. You too.

I don't really even know what his question was, but I liked that call. I think he was just a nice fella. Just a nice guy. All right. I got to be honest. That was a stupid thing to say about the D.S. Yeah, I don't know why you did that. Because now I have to answer.

Because that's what I like. They're all guys. Of course it is. They're listening to Barstool Radio in the middle of the day. Yeah, that's smart. They're watching baseball, getting ready for Monday Night Football, and DMing Marty Mush. That's smart.

Smart. All right, take the call I wanted you to take, please. All right, let's talk to Kevin in Florida. He wants to defend Jared. Thank you. He's a Yankee fan, too, so I can appreciate this. What's up, Kevin? What's up, Casey? What's up, Marty? What's up, Karabas? What's going on, guys?

Just having an awesome Monday right now. All right, man. So I'm a Yankee fan. I'm from Florida, you know. Big Yankee fan. But nobody can say shit about Karabas not doing his thing because you know baseball, bro. In comparison to Hubs, not even close. Preach. Not even close.

Yep. I'm a baseball guy. I never played any sport besides baseball. Born in Cuba. That's all I know is baseball. And when Hubs tweeted that idiotic thing about Didi, it was crazy. That was dumb. That was not smart.

Not smart. He says a lot of dumb shit. Dude, that is your shortstop. I don't care if he's 0 for 50, dude. That's your shortstop. Even though Glaber played well, he played great. Didi runs circles around him at short, dude. I mean, you literally had a situation where Hubs said, is great. Didi runs circles around him at short, dude.

I mean, you literally had a situation where Hub said bench Didi Gregorius and then he hits a grand slam to break the game. And then he said it was a reverse jinx. It was the dumbest. You always gotta rival your guy, no matter what. Especially against the Twins. Even if he didn't hit that grand slam, man.

That's such a stupid take. No, but Carabas, man, I'm a big fan. Keep doing your thing. And that's it, man. I appreciate that. You're a baseball guy. I'm a baseball guy. I mean, no one can ever say that.

Thank you so much. Thank you. That was a great call. That was a great call. No one could ever take that away from me. I'm a baseball guy first. That's why when people are like, oh, you're a bandwagon. What bandwagon are you jumping to next?

I don't consider it bandwagon jumping. You know that I'm a Red Sox fan, but I'm a baseball fan before anything else and I'm going to root for good baseball. That's why I can watch a Braves Cardinals game. No, I stop you. I stop you. What? No. What do you mean no? Like, so, the Yankees

I understand. You know how many fucking TVs I have at my house? Five. A Red Sox fan needs five TVs if they're not watching other baseball teams. Yeah, it's my job, but I don't know. I could easily just look at game recaps. I don't have to be watching these games. I have a question.

Do you think that they're watching all these games? No. I would say that I probably watch more baseball than anyone in the fucking world right now. No, but let me tell you something. There's no, you don't need to, like you are, that's bandwagon when you went to the Brewers.

I know you're a Brewers guy. You're a Brewers guy. That's not bandwagon at all. I mean, when I started rooting for the Brewers, they were coming off a losing season. That's not bandwagon. That was three years ago. It's a bad word because you can't

be rooting for someone to win the fuck you. God damn it. Why would I bet the stupid Rays? I'll hit the over. But I just don't think you could root for a team to win a World Series after yours is out. Yes, you can. I don't think so.

Especially when it's different. I know that this will probably sound douchey. It's different when you get to know the guys like i don't think if i if i wasn't doing this for a living would i have a second team absolutely not but like you become friends with guys and then they congregate on the same team that's what it comes down to you're watching all this baseball which is great because it's your job right i'm not saying that it's not my job i'm saying that like if it wasn't job, would I have a second team? No. But because you get to know a bunch of guys,

and then by chance they all end up on the same team, you're like, oh, I guess this is my second team now. I want to root for those guys. Like I said, it helps when they text you. You're boys with them now. It does help. But you still can't be rooting for them to win the World Series when your team's out.

When your team is out, who gives a fuck? I like, I think that, so I was a big Josh Hamilton fan back in the day. And, uh, when the red Sox,

they didn't make it in 2010, they didn't make it in 11 and they were going up again, like the back-to-back world series. I was rooting for the Rangers to win the world series because I was like, Oh fucking Nelly Cruz. Vlad is on that team. Josh Hamilton, Cliff Lee.

Like I love these players. I hope they win. And I went. I went to the fucking World Series in 2010. I saw the Giants clinch there. Like, I'm a baseball fan. Even before it was my job. Like, I was going to non-Red Sox playoff games because, like, I like all the players on this team.

I hope they win the World Series. But you don't hope the Yankees win the World Series? No. Okay. Good. Because if you did that, I would have actually left. Why would I fucking hope that the Yankees win the World Series? No. Okay, good. Because if you did that, I would have actually left. Why would I fucking hope that the Yankees win the World Series? I don't know.

You're hoping a lot of other teams are winning. Sure. I mean, like, I think it's, like, it must be so boring to watch the playoffs without a dog in the fight. Like, I watched the playoffs after the Red Sox got eliminated hoping that the Rangers would win. Because I was like, this team is fun. Like, I went to Texas that year. I saw the Red Sox play there. I was like, these team is fun. I went to Texas that year. I saw the Red Sox play there. I was like, these fans are all fired up, and these players are sick.

They hit homers. Josh Hamilton's a five-tool player. I love this shit. So when the Red Sox were out, I was like, I hope the Rangers win. They didn't. They sure didn't. They made it to back-to-back World Series. They sure didn't.

It was fun. And they were one out away like 17 times. I don't understand people that are like i only like one team and if my team's not in it then i'm just not watching or i'll watch but i don't care like who doesn't want to get excited for playoff like any playoff sport but that's when you start gambling yeah like there's that's why it's not for everybody no no i know it's not but i'm saying like you're saying like why would you want to watch the postseason if you don't have a team that you're rooting for well yeah i guess like if you gamble but like indirectly you're rooting for that team to win

like it might not be for but he's for the day it's for monetary gain sure he's rooting for the tampa bay race today he doesn't want them to fucking win the world series yeah i think that's like that's that's not really any different from just like being invested in a team because you like a bunch of oh it's for sure it's way different it's a more it's a it's more pure like if he walked in wearing a raise shirt today, that would be ridiculous. You walked in where I'm not hating you for wearing a brewer shirt. I'm saying like,

it's wildly different betting on a team and rooting for them and actually betting for a team. Cause you like the guys. Like I was betting on the Colts last night. I was a Colts fan. I don't give a flying fuck about the Indianapolis Colts. Yeah. I don't know.

I gambling's different. I don't really care for it. Yeah. It's definitely different. I don't like the race. I Yeah, I don't know. A game like is different. I don't really care for it. Yeah, it's definitely different. I don't like the race. I fucking actually really don't. I can't believe any fans showed up to this game. I mean, I can't imagine that it's a sellout.

Astros fans do travel really well. Astros probably sold it out. Yeah, I bet you that 70% or more of the fans that are there are probably Astros fans. Like, there's empty seats all over the place at the trap yeah it's an embarrassment let me tell you something ain't no people from Houston and Tampa I'm a Tampa boy it's all it's all New Yorkers and uh and Massachusetts yeah yeah I bet Houston people traveled yeah I mean like when uh when the Astros played at Fenway this year I mean they were they were a shit ton of Astros fans like right behind the Astros dog out that like not. Last year, the Texans played the Patriots the same weekend as the Astros and the Red Sox.

And the entire city of Boston was basically Houston. Yeah, it was crazy. They had like a meetup. They had like a Lansdowne Street. That's the street behind the Green Monster. They had like a like a Texas meetup over there. It was crazy. I had a ton of friends from Texas come up that weekend

and it was crazy. So you don't know who else you're betting today? No, not yet. So Jared, what's going to happen? We have a million calls right now. We're going to get to them on the other side of the break. 833-857-8665. They're all banged out. We have a bunch of random shit we're going to talk about. So if you want to talk football, you want to talk baseball,

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And this part right here, where Timber, right here. Timber. He yelled like that, and now Keegan runs around the house going, Tumba. Tumba. It's so fucking funny. He does this deep voice. And he has these belly laughs. He makes himself laugh.

Tumba. Last night, yesterday, Shay went on her first ever. Who's that woman that KB was kissing in that video? I don't know. I want to get to the bottom of it. I'm sure they talked about it on the Yak. I think that's all they've been talking about. I mean, KB was. I don't know if it want to get to the bottom of it. I'm sure they talked about it on the Yak. I think that's all they've been talking about. I don't know if it was his mom

or if it was a random lady. It was a random lady. I'm pretty sure. Yeah, he's here. He showed up on a live stream yesterday with a Pepsi bottle over his dick. He went that way. He's that way. This is great.

I love when Zah does that waddle. And then we lost him. He's gone for Zah turn around this is great this is so funny I love when Zah does that waddle and then we lost him he's gone for Zah apparently Roan is like digging up all this crazy stuff

somebody sent Roan that screenshot and he just put it right out on blast I gotta be honest it's no holds barred here but like if someone sent me

a picture of you like that I think I would like go to you first I'll be like what you know this is like floating around what have you not seen the picture of KB you like that, I think I would like go to you first. I'll be like, you know, this is like floating around. What have you not seen the picture of KB with the Pepsi bottle?

Oh yeah. I mean like it's a, it's a vine. It's a screenshot of a, I know, but it's like, I mean if I put something out there, like,

cause I mean I've technically been in the quote unquote content game for 14 years. So if anything that is out there, like I have like the picture of me doing the Nomar shirtless cover. Like that's out there. I put that up. That's extremely different than you like spread eagle with like a look on your face. There is a.

It's like if Kevin or me or anybody that you're close to in this office had a picture like that of you and didn't run it by you before putting on the Internet, you would be furious. You go, but no. If I put it on the Internet. You would never speak to me again. You would sit on this radio show and you would not look at me. If I was like, Jared. Wrong. If you got it from, like if I sent it to a girl and then the girl sent it to you and

then you tweeted it, yeah. But if I put it on the internet, then I put it on the internet. Yeah, but if it was a long ass time ago. No, no, no, no. There's nothing that I've ever put on the internet that I wouldn't care if I could be serious. Well, right, but that's the thing. Like, obviously this is an extreme case. This has been, by the way, it's like I just feel like I just watched, like, Much Ado About Nothing or something.

Like, I just. Zah running around, KB just being, like, steps behind him. The entire time. The whole time. Poor Zah's, like, hobbling on his knee. I know. I mean. It's, that was a tough scene. I know. That was a tough scene.

Yeah, you got to tell him. KB is joining the program. Zaha, just unbelievable effort by you, Zaha. He doesn't have his headphones on yet, but he needs to put his headphones on. The poor guy almost like blew out his knee chasing you down, by the way. And you were behind him the entire time. Zaha was running down the hallway. The whole time you were running around.

Great hustle. KB had just walked by. He was right behind you the whole time as you were walking around. Great hustle. KB had just walked by. He was right behind you the whole time as you were walking around looking for it. I could feel, I could sense that you were on a mission, and I pranked you by not acknowledging it. He was literally behind you the entire time. I literally tore my ACL. I took a lap around the whole office and tore my ACL. So if you actually were pranking me, thank you for that.

He was right behind you. My goal was to get a meniscus tear, but if you really tore your ACL, then that satisfies me even more. What a sick fuck you are. You really are a sick pup, bro. And I've always known it, and it's been very obvious, but now we all know that you are just from outer space. Who was the lady? Who was the lady? Who was that?

Yeah, so I would love to touch upon that, but I can't. Why not? Not because I don't want to, but because she's in a circle of people who I respect. She has a family tree, and their leaves fall upon my Twitter timeline. I cannot degrade her in any manner. So that's like one of his friend's moms or something? There is a reason why I cannot joke. I can joke.

You can make fun of me, but I cannot make it seem like. Well, we don't have to make fun of her. I just want to know what the relation is. And also like. Were you just on a date with her? Is she? Who is she? Well, it was graduation weekend okay high school graduation

it will college okay but you know i like high school graduations too for the parent reasons okay um so that's a big day in kent because we don't have a lot of big big nights big weekends and that's when you know that a lot of family members a lot of parents aunts grandmas stepmoms fathers dads it's a big day because that's what the bars are filled with there's only like three bars in Kent so we all had a mission we all had a mission. We all had a goal. And. Go on. You're looking at me like I have a sinister goal. Yeah.

Yeah. I think everything you do is a little sinister. I'm absolutely terrified of you. No. I'm embarrassed of that video. To be honest, I think it's like douchey, lame, but I don't want to act like the woman in it. It's embarrassing that I was with her.

She's a good person. Yeah, yeah, no, it's not embarrassing to be with her. It's embarrassing to be like this college kid who's... A terrible video, yeah. So what? You and your buddies were all like go make out with a mom on graduation weekend? And you needed video evidence of doing it? I think it was a little deeper than that.

Okay. It was more solo than that. I had to, yeah. Okay. And, okay, moving on. And the Pepsi bottle was just like, I'm going to like show my dick on the internet for likes. No, I was purposely trying to hide my dick.

Right, correct. I actually didn't show your dick. What was the actual Vine? Were you humping or something? I explained this in detail before, but a dubstep track called Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites. Oh, that's a good one. It might have won a Grammy or two in 2011. Is that a Skrillex?

Very good. It is a Skrillex track. I was lying down and I was with my core strength doing a sit-up without hands, rising up in a manner that made it look like my dick was going to be exposed, my testicles were going to be exposed, but just not. And the shock factor alone is what got me 22 full likes. 22 full likes. And if you look at the screenshot, it was only 21 hours into that video being posted. I think it might have peaked.

Tell you what, that's a like an hour, bro. 28 to 32 likes. I mean, that's what this a like an hour, bro. 28 to 32 likes. I mean, that's what this game's all about, bro. That's the type of clout we're looking for, man. It was big. No, I wasn't chasing clout. I was creating art. The love of the game.

If I happen to get that many likes. If clout is just a side effect, an extra bonus, sure. But it's really just about the art. Which video do you regret more that's been dug up? Your Pepsi dick or kissing the woman? I'll tell you what, I don't think he regrets any of it.

It's the woman by far. No, I do regret that. That is just like the pinnacle of someone I would make fun of. No matter who it is, if it's an old woman an attractive younger girl like if you do that if you film yourself kissing somebody you're a dickhead and that's not funny yet at the time but she knew you were filming her oh no no no we had built a rapport well right before that video. It's not like you were sneaky attacking her. It was consensual times five.

Yeah. But it's still a lame move. Well, what a wild move by her, too. So that was Marty's take on the rundown the other day. He was saying, you know, that Pepsi bottle video is the type of guy you would write 10,000 words about. Yes. Oh, I'm a hit. Yeah, yeah.

Oh, I'm a hit. Is that yeah. Oh, I'm a hit. I am. And I don't care. I'll talk to you on the exact type of person that I used to be. I mean, isn't that what life's all about? Growth? Maturity? No. You were once that guy and now you know different. Now you have a different

perspective on life. I don't think it's a moral compass thing. I think it's just like the situation I'm in. Where were you when you filmed that, like in the dorm room? That was my parents' house. They were out of town. Could you imagine if someone walked in on you doing that? I thought that you were at a bar. You had this woman at your parents' house.

Oh, no, no, no, no. Wait, they're two different videos. Pepsi video. Oh, I thought the girl is at a bar or a concert. Something's going on, right? Yeah, that was a bar. And then the Pepsi video is just him. thought girl is like a bar or like a concert. Something's going on, right? Yeah, that was a bar. And then the Pepsi video is just him like. That was me in my house, my parents' house.

So how did you film that? With my toe. Bullshit. My iPad was resting against my bedpost. You can tell us who filmed it. It's okay. We're in the trust tree. Was it her?

Did she also film that? I would not lie about filming my own vines. I feel like someone else had that. Because didn't you have to hold it down? Yeah. It's not like you just tap it with your toe. You'd have to push your toe against it. Oh, yeah.

I don't know if I believe that. I explain this. I do believe it. Did anybody call bullshit on this? Because that does not seem possible. I can't reenact it now because I was at peak athleticism when I did that. Dexterity. There is no shot.

You had your Pepsi bottle set. You were doing a sit-up while pushing it with your toe. No shot. No shot. Well, that is 0% chance. That is the 100% shot. And it was harder because I had to play a certain song at a certain time. No chance. And I didn't

look. Someone was filming that for you. Someone was filming your testicles. Were your feet strapped down to something? I don't know. I had an orthopedic memory foam dog pad that gave my anus a comfortable feel. Jesus Christ.

Get out of here. What just happened? What do you think about vampires? Don't get me started. Yeah? We got a call here about vampires. I want you to just hear this out. You don't have to stay for the whole thing,

but I'd like you to take in vampires. You busy? Get out of here. I don't hate the taste of blood, is what I'll say. Jesus Christ. Patrick, what do you got? Can I, I feel like you were going to be the weirdest part of the show, Patrick. And then KB just came in here and.

He said anus. I mean, Jesus. Okay. Patrick, what do you got on vampires? What's going on guys? So long story short, this is a Tinder date. Not any sort of right swipes. Super like long story short, if I could draw out a girl, this would a Tinder date. Not any sort of right swipe. Super like.

Long story short, if I could draw out a girl, this would be the one I'd marry. I'm just going to be short and simple. We went out last week, went to a movie, just something light. Let's see. Had drinks, went to a movie, nothing, no kissing, no hugging. I guess I was good enough for a second date. So this weekend we went to the bar. I got like four Tito shots off rip.

I was feeling some type of way. The minute I got up, she was getting touchy. And long story short, we make it back to my crib. And she's like, I like the lights off. And I'm like, okay, this girl, this is good. This is going to be fucking crazy right now this is about to be some fucking i'm about to die i'm about to i'm about to get murked in my own crib right now so then the lights are off you know i'm more like a casual sex guy you know like i'm

not really into this kinky stuff like you know all this stuff you're just basic you know bread and butter put it in put it out and butter yeah's it. That's it. Just let it rock. Let me, you know, let me pop the nut. You know what I'm saying? So I can't see anything. And all I feel is this count chocula, jaws. We're going to need a bigger boat chomp on my left pectoral muscle. And I'm just sitting there looking like the get out guy with my eyes tearing.

I'm looking at the ceiling and I'm like, this is it. Mom, dad, I'm just sitting there looking like the get-out guy with my eyes tearing. I'm looking at the ceiling, and I'm like, this is it. Mom, Dad, I'm going out. That's it. How did you react? I feel like I would push her off. To be honest, this is why I'm also calling too. To be honest, I sort of liked it. Like, am I a sick fuck?

No, you're not a sick fuck. Listen, I— We don't kink shame on this program. No, no. King shame. I also, you know, I a little bite is not like you're a vampire. No, no, no, no. I'm talking like. But even like a chopper. Like, I don't know.

No, no, no, no. Did she drop? No, no. Oh, it was so tender. I have a tattoo on my left back. The whole tattoo was just surrounded by black and blue. Like I got punched by Tyron Woodley in the chest. But did you just keep going?

You just like kept it moving. It wasn't enough for you to like react or stop it. And then I sat, you know, like the pink Panther meme of him sitting on the bench with his hands crossed. Yeah. That was me at the end of everything. Was there any discussion afterwards?

Um, yeah, I was like, you know what? I didn't know you were going to do that, but I actually sort of liked it. How old are you, Patrick? I'm 24. Yeah, I feel like this is not going to be your first or last time, bro. We get a lot of 24-year-old callers. It's right. That's the wheelhouse there.

Patrick, I think you're going to counter this more than you think. I think so, too. I think you're good. Don't worry. I'm trying to get a bit more. I'm trying to gonna counter this more than you think I think so too I think you're good don't worry I'm trying to get a bit more I feel like you just found yourself a new kink And you're good to go Godspeed and enjoy it brother I think if you're gonna call someone a vampire

I thought you know he was gonna flip the lights on And she was gonna like you know fucking have Bangs in I thought she was gonna be like Like draw blood and then like lick it or you gotta be like what are you talking about call someone a vampire there has to be blood involved for sure if there's someone you know she bit your heart now i i personally don't like that but like but that's pretty pretty i think that's hard for the course yeah i mean in 2019 vampires

the whole point is blood yeah or like or like the or like if you want to do like, if it's role playing, if you put on an outfit, if you do some weird gothic shit, but if she just bites you, that's pretty... I think if you're role playing a vampire, I've never done that before, but I would assume blood comes into it at some point. Big time. J.D. Martinez has vampire fangs. Interesting. Yeah.

I didn't know where you were going with that. J.D. Martinez sucks blood. He's a vampire in the bedroom yeah uh yeah i don't think yeah i mean you know some people just have that natural yeah no he has like legit fangs it's weird yeah i don't think biting is a weird thing i i think like a little nibble here and there is what most people do i think if you like pretty chomped down on someone yeah that's a good point i i wouldn't also like i should ask him like he said he had a chest tattoo that she it was black and blue all around like is it a small tattoo or did she just like make make her way all the way around like a shark mouth i know she's got one whole bite in there and if you're bruising somebody that bad it's shocking you didn't draw blood at that point

right i just feel like that's usually like a one-way street for me. I'm like, if anyone's going to end up being bruised, it's not going to be me. You ever have to put makeup over a hickey when you're on TV, Casey? No. Ooh. You rock it? Yeah. I haven't gotten a hickey since freshman year of college.

That was like I'm begging to tell the story about it. No. I mean, I figured Casey. I've been an adult every time i've been on tv so no that's not really your decision though if a dude just like kind of does it well i've also hooked up with adults as an adult also if someone's about if they start to go down that road you stop them oh yeah for sure but it was too late it was too late yeah it was too late how bad bad was the hickey? That light turned green and Chip took off. How bad was the hickey, Jared? The best fucking bit.

It wasn't that bad, but I definitely had to do something about it. When was this? The hickeys are just the stupidest. Very early in my NBC days. When was this? I mean, hickeys are just the stupidest. Like, very early in, like, my NBC days. Like, when was that? I call it, like, 20, like, what was it, early 2016? Oh, so it's been recent. You were 27 years old with a hickey.

It wasn't, like, a holy shit hickey, but it was, like, a love bite. Please don't call it that. A little love bite. Yeah. What are you going to say? Making whoopee next? I got a love bite while we were making whoopee. Necking in the car.

Yeah. No, it was very early on in the NBC days. Who were you on with? Felger. Did he call you out? No. I don't think anybody noticed. It was like a hat. No, if it's a real hickey you can't cover like the button-up shirts so like the collar

was there and it was like right like if you looked in placement is what matters yeah if you get what if you get a hickey like on your like in line with like your adam's apple type area oh fuck who the fuck is sucking on your adam's apple i mean mean, no, I just meant like that level, you know? Like along here, yeah. Like that level to the side. Your Adam's apple, the equator that goes like around your Adam's apple. It wasn't the worst spot to be in. Let me tell you the best spot to get a hickey. Nowhere. There is no fucking way to get a hickey.

They are the stupidest. Yeah. Although, now, when you think about it. Who the fuck does that? When you really think about it, though, everything first base involved, all is fucking weird. No, it's not. It's so weird.

What? What are you talking about? Kissing is so weird. Kevin, please. Making out is so weird. What? Grow up, Kevin. This is your worst thing.

You guys grow up. This is your worst thing ever. I'm not saying, I am not saying I don't enjoy it. I'm not saying I don't do it. I'm saying it is, as humans, it is the weirdest thing we do. It is kind of weird. What is weird about making out? I think you're hot.

Let me suck on your tongue. What? Who the fuck is sucking tongues? Let me press my lips against yours. No, but you're playing with each other's tongues. Let me lick your tongue. Let me put our tongues together. That's not weirder than like,

hey, my dick is hard. Let me put it inside a hole in your body. It's all weird. All of it's weird. But at least there's a, like, first of all, a, like, biological benefit to that. And also, you're going to cum.

It's going to feel good. There is nothing. It's not like your lips cum. It's not like. No, there's endorphins that are released when you make out. Yeah. That's science.

Because you're about to fuck. No, that's, kevin it's science oh really casey tell me tell me dr casey what the fuck are you talking about i read it in cosmo did you oh they don't lie in cosmo they don't lie in cosmo i'll defend making out until i die yeah making out is great like you're spitting in someone's mouth so crazy spit Crazy. Spit on my face. I love that. Yeah. So do I. I'm saying it's weird. I will spit in your mouth right now.

That's fucking weird. Yeah. No, I think it's perfectly normal. The first Google search is, does making out release endorphins? And the thing it says, kissing is a stress reducer. Kissing passionately gets your heartbeat revved in a healthy way that helps relieve stress. No. If we just decided that like making.

When you passionately kiss, you release endorphins, which counteracts stress and depression. Right, but if we just decided that like sucking on someone's fingers is like what you do before you start fooling around, that would be, it's all just because you know you're about to fuck. No. There's nothing physically about the act of

making out other than that's what's accepted. Not every make out ends in sexual intercourse, Kevin. That is true. It's all like the precursor to it. No, it's, this is a chemical thing. You can't argue with science. Yeah. It says, thanks to the chemicals that are released in your brain, when you enjoy a kiss,

it does decrease stress levels, relieve pain, and make you happier. I know. And it can even boost. I'm not disagreeing. It can even boost your immune system. It burns calories. It does burn calories. You're going to be a real fat fuck if you get no workout from kissing.

Wasn't it JWoww on Jersey Shore when the original series was happening that was like, yeah, you burn 200 calories every five minutes of sex. That's why I have sex so much. Wasn't that JWoww? Better be burning more than that. Got to put in some work. 200 calories every five minutes is a lot of calories. Is it? Well, for me, that would be about in some work. 200 calories every 5 minutes is a lot of calories. Well, for me, that would be about 175 calories total.

That doesn't seem right about... This is great that I have my computer in here. This is the first time I've had it in here. A little fact checker. Kissing? Weird. I think it's weird that you think that. Making out is kind of weird. I can't believe that you think it's normal that

when you see someone that you are physically attracted to, the thing you do is push your mouth against theirs. You burn 3.6 calories a minute, average, having sex. I love a good make out. For the guy and the girl?

It says women... Chicks are just fucking half the time laying there, just opening up for business. You ain't burning shit. You ain't burning a goddamn business. Yeah. Hold on. Let me burn in a goddamn calorie. It also depends on what position you're in. Obviously, most of the positions are breaking it down. You're just going to be fucking staring at the wall.

That's just inaccurate. It's not. That is not. You'll hop up on top a little bit. For the most part, guys are doing all the work and sex. True. That's just not always true. I mean, Casey, it is. It is.

I'm trying to read right now. Okay. Out of all the positions, guys are doing the most work. Yeah. Yeah. No. Guys do a lot of the work, but you're not doing like 90% of the work. Yeah, we are.

All right. So like 80. Yeah. We're doing the vast majority of the work. Lazy hoes. You know? Look, what they're doing is they're comparing it to like walking and running too like i don't care about that like who cares like like oh 30 women walked for 30 minutes it's

like no just tell us about sex we don't care about that um just talk about okay all right so in missionary the women only burn 44 calories women should burn zero calories what do you think the men are burning if i the rocket's fucking, it's like a thousand. That's right. 143. Let's go. 143. Okay.

This is an actual scientific. This is crazy. Okay. I feel like I'm gassed after a solid missionary section. Dude. Doggy style. What? What'd you say?

I'm not crazy about missionary. You're a fucking. You're a loser. Missionary has such a bad rap. Missionary is by far, like, just the best fit. It's just, like, where everything lines up the easiest. For the best, like... Sure, you fucking grow up in behind, it's great.

You see things, you're fun. You're grabbing things, you're slapping things, whatever. But the actual, like, dick inside? No. Missionary's so underrated. Best position is riding the rocket. Oh, my God. You want to just lay back there?

Yeah. You are the worst. Suck them titties, girl. Oh, no. Yeah. Ellen listens to this show. That's so crazy. Ellen listens to this.

She's his top third friend, and now she's got to listen to this. She is my number three friend of mine. I will say my dad texted me today. Oh, that's right. Mr. Smith listens to this shit. No, no, no. I don't know if he listens. He listens to the best of.

But he texted me this morning and said, is everything okay? And I was like, did something happen that I don't know? And he was like, well, my friend, I'm not going to say his name because I'm not going to out him. I'm not going to dox him on air. His friend listens to everything. He's like, he said you weren't on the show yesterday i just want to make sure you're all right i was like oh no this isn't good now my dad is getting an

attendance report for me i don't like that he stumbled upon case radio the other day he did oh he texts me what episode i don't know what doesn't matter dude no it doesn't matter he texts me and he said it can only be worse though, though. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just rumbling from bad to worse. So Unnecessary Roughness is on Barstool Gold. So he got Barstool Gold to watch us do the podcast. And then I guess he was like perusing around Barstool Gold. And he said, why haven't you told me about KFC Radio? And I was like, why are you asking me that?

There's a reason why, sir. And he said, aren't those your two buddies? I was like, yeah. He was like, oh, should I those your two buddies i was like yeah he's like oh should i listen to it i was like probably not and then because i said probably not it's like telling a kid you can't drink i guarantee you that my dad has listened to a million episodes of kfc i mean if he's listened to the nikki glazer episode oh my god he might disown me i mean it wasn't you it's me. Just me sitting next to you. But I mean...

No, I'm going to go out. I'm just going to say, I'm hoping he didn't... Dad, just stick with unnecessary roughness. Stick with the college football show. I mean, we were talking about speculums and asses last week. That's cool. KFC Radio is not what I need my dad listening to.

I love your dad. I mean, here's the thing. Her dad loves it. No, he doesn't. No, he's wholesome and pure. it no he doesn't he's wholesome and you know he does he's wholesome he's wholesome but he gets it yeah no he's every guy he's not gonna be mortified by that type of stuff i think you get a kick out of it you know who would hate it the most is my mom oh yeah she got up she did not like when i could say nipples on air

nipples she didn't like that. I feel like we should just change the topic. That was, she was like, change the topic. She just like ran out of air. I just like hurt myself. That, KFC Radio,

like the tagline should be like, KFC Radio, not for the moms. Well, maybe it is for the moms. Well, it depends on, the moms of like,

like, like new moms can listen. Yeah. Moms, not for the moms. Well, it depends on the moms of, like, new moms can listen. Yeah. Not for the moms of last generation. They're not going to be down with that. And also, like. And if they are, holler at your boy. Oh, no.

Oh, no. Oh. I love Zod. Zod's the best dog there is. Zod had one the first time he ever did it I don't think you were here It sounded like a radio drop It was amazing I think I was sitting in your seat

And had I been in mine I would have just assumed it was a drop It was fantastic KFC Radio hypothetical time Would you rather listen to KFC Radio Watch it on gold with your mother or your father My parents won't care. No.

Oh, man. So you sit down. I think my mom, because I don't think she would get half of it. Like, I don't think she would, like, understand all the, yeah, my mom. I think your dad would find more humor in it. But I'm his daughter, and I'm not trying to sit there. But you're not the subject of it no but like my two two like the closest people in my life to me in new york are that would be weird i oh hey mom and dad remember that guy that i go to the bar with

like every single night he's one of these people talking about this what's funny and this is always like when if anybody ever has a problem with KFC radio, it's usually a girl or even a guy. And the funny thing is, I just let the criticism roll off, but I'm always thinking to myself. Just don't listen to it. But I love just thinking to myself, like, your boyfriend thinks this way.

Your brother, your father, they're laughing at this joke. Like, all the guys in your life, they get it. They like it. They agree with it. They're the the ones who call in they're the ones who's listening it's the same thing with like the call her daddy thing it's like when people are like oh it's too much well guess what no one's forcing you to listen to it if you don't like if you don't like kfc radio just don't listen to it but the step further of being it's like you know you're you're so like appalled by them like you know your that. Your adopted sister, Jared. Yeah.

My adopted sister. Everybody might not admit it. You might not seek out the content for it or celebrate it or laugh about it. But most of you, you're thinking it. You're feeling it. You understand it. You've had thoughts of it. You agree with it.

Maybe not all the time, but sometimes. What do you do on the Boston show for KC Radio? That's a good question um ellen asked if she could come and i said absolutely not i would i think i'd be okay with ellen being there i mean i wouldn't so right but i'm just saying you wouldn't i don't want my mom there you literally talk yeah worse than they do at their shows on radio every day yeah yeah i know but i just don't want my mom there. You literally talk worse than they do at their shows on radio every day. I just don't want her there. You just want to have a night and you don't want your mom to be there.

That's one thing. They say she could go and just sit separate from you. Jared, she hears worse from her own son every day on national radio. What if she sat in the back and left right after the show? If that happened, would you be okay with it? Would you be okay right after the show? Wouldn't hang around?

But if that happened, would you be okay with it? You know what? Would you be okay with just the content? She'll go with me. No. No, she won't. Oh, you know what? She's our co-host.

Special third guest, KC Radio in Boston. You know what? Back at Kowloon, Ellen Karabas. No, I don't think so. Maybe I'll let her go to the Kowloon show. I wouldn't let her go to a Wilbur show. But see, here's the thing. She can do whatever she wants. No, she don't think so. Maybe I'd let her go to the Calhoun show. I wouldn't let her go to a Wilbur show. But see, here's the thing. She can do whatever she wants. No, she can't.

Yeah, Ellen, if you're listening, if there's a KFC radio at the Wilbur, you're my date. No. She's just not. But if she were to just watch the content and then leave, you'd be okay with that? But she wouldn't leave. Answer my question. Yeah, sure. Okay.

If she came in and no one knew that she was there. It's not about the content. It's about you. You want to be like hanging out and being no no no like i don't want like people like asking her for like pictures and shit like i'm fair okay that's fair fair that's fair but it's not about the content is what my point is yeah no no no like i don't care that she listens to this show i had a family friend who's like my mom's best friend she reached out to me and she was like can i come to the show with like so her kids are like my age of my brother's age we like all grew up together they kind of like have recently found barstool now she and her husband have heard it and they wanted to come and she was like it's totally okay if you say no and i was like i hate to do this because i should

just be able to do it but like I really don't think I could have you there yeah I would not I would not be able to do my show the way I usually do it it's like my mom my family members or like my close older people in my life like I let her come to section 10 shows she's been she's been but that's totally

different you know like you're not it isn't it isn't I mean you let it fly but it's different because you're not sitting there talking about What you do in a hotel room on section 10 Kind of yeah I don't know how familiar you are with section 10 But there's a lot of talking about titties on that show A lot of titty talk

I mean there was a bit last time We had We were having a full blown discussion About the things I would be doing With a porn star While Osama bin Laden watched. And I was just like, I can't imagine if I had someone like my mom there. No. It's just deplorable.

Would you even want to hook up with a porn star? Like, I feel like all you can ever do is disappoint them. Yes. You would? Yeah, sure. I'm not in it for, like, I'm not in it for like, I'm not expecting to like, wow any girl anyway. No, but like they're the type that would just blow up your spot after. And like talk to TMZ and be like, yeah, lame Dick Clancy.

Well, yeah. When we were done, he asked me if I got off and I laughed at him. No, yeah. If she's going to snitch on me. Yeah. I think by the way, I totally disagree. I think that they're all professionals no i think i think that you have a much greater chance of a regular chick gossiping than a porn star porn stars fuck everybody i would like so many celebrities why would tmz care about

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Kevin. Kevin. You are Kevin, Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh yeah, man, how you doing?

I know you like that. I know you like that. Friday. Feels like Saturday already. Feels like Sunday. I don't know what day it is. I don't know what's going on. Only assholes like us would do what we did last night on a weekday. Well, we didn't have a choice. Breaking Bad decides when Breaking Bad comes out. We can't decide. That was dumb.

Well, listen, I didn't think it was well, last night we... No, like dropping it at 3 a.m. on the East Coast. They always do that. It's just stupid. East Coast runs the world. And now sports, live like award shows

and all that shit. Everything is East Coast time. And now all of a sudden we're doing, yeah. I don't understand why they don't just say, all right, we have a new movie coming out, new series coming out. Everyone's going to want to binge it like Friday night after work, maybe Thursday night after work. Put it out Thursday, let's say 9 p.m. Eastern. That way it's like, you know, 6 p.m. on the West Coast.

Like you're getting home from work. You can start that. You can leave work and get home and you're just firing up for the east coast it's a prime time slot 3am start we don't finish it up till 5 we don't finish up the post game live stream till 6

and you know that stinks I'm very sleepy Kevin Kevin did a Barstool Gold rundown this morning at 10 a.m. I came in to do a fucking rundown, which was... I mean, go to barstoolgold.com and sign up to see it. It wasn't the best.

What happened? Well, the Gold rundowns are always so funny because people love them when they suck. Like, we were eight minutes in and Dave's like, How long does it have to be? You know, he starts off, he's like, all right,

topic. Number one, playoff baseball. That game was boring. Topic. Number two, like just mail time to the max. I mean,

it wasn't, but then we end up like making fun of each other. And like, you know, that's what people like when it goes off the rails or when we make fun of ourselves. So that's actually what you guys have done recently is when none of the cameras in the office worked

and you guys just all went in Dave's office together. Well, there was some of that this time. I was in Dave's office, Big Cat sitting two feet next to me outside. Dave's at home. He couldn't remember any names. It's funny, this guy, he calls Fitzgerald now. Okay. That's not his name at all.

It's Fitzsimmons, but he's like, Fitzgerald emails us. Oh, his name at all. It's Fitzsimmons. But he's like, Fitzgerald emails us. Oh, yeah. This guy Fitz. Brian Fitzsimmons? Yeah. Fitz emails us like, we'll have an email for the next one right now in our inbox. Because he's like, I know you motherfuckers are not going to remember this.

And yet, and still, every single time, that Friday rolls around and we're like, whoa, what? We got to do another one of these? I had no idea. And he's like, I've emailed each of you a dozen times like in the past month. But so now he's forever Fitzgerald. I told him that. I'm like, you might as well just change your government name. You are now Fitzgerald. You can't even, don't even try. He'll come around. No, he won't.

That's true. There are names. You're still Garibas and Goline, Feets. Anyway, Breaking Bad last night, El Camino. Well, we won't do any spoilers, but I will say that it was a mixed review from the crowd. So it was me, Clem, Bob Fox, The Rocket, Casey, Fights, and the birthday dog, Nate Dogg.

Yeah. And, you know, one person hated it. Who do you think it was? One person loved it. Who do you think it was? And the rest of us are somewhere in between. So kind of a good cross section of what you would imagine the audience will be like. The in-between, though, like all of us that were in between stayed pretty steady.

Yeah. You know? I also think, I'll be honest, I think I was a little soft on it. I think I was soft on it, too. Yeah. I was just so tired. I think as time goes on, I think my opinion on it will change a little bit. Which direction do you think?

More negative? Yeah, I think so. I think, you know, there's a big nostalgia play, and I'm happy to see him back, and I'm happy to get some Vince Gilligan stuff back in my life but as time goes on I'm not sure how I'll feel about it. Without giving away any of the plot though we all agreed on this. It was very well written, very well acted

I thought Aaron Paul did an incredible job it was very well shot. We all agreed on that. It's the way the movie unfolded that we disagreed on. Yeah and also I mean I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about when I say those things. It was well written, it was well shot I'm like I, I mean, I don't even know what the fuck I'm talking about when I say those things. It was well written. It was well shot. I'm like,

I think it was, I don't fucking know. Well, like there was nothing when you were watching that, like when you cheap, this is cheap or like there were certain Vince Gilligan moments that we all recognize at the same time because of how well he did it. And like the last season of,

of game of Thrones, which we're going to continuously compare this to, there was always sound problems, always visual problems. The storyline always sucked across the board we could complain about that there was nothing you can complain about yeah technically it was very sound it's just about like what do you think of the story right and uh you know the and and the whole premise the whole idea of like like the writing was good even if you

didn't like the story whether you want to call it a sequel or an epilogue or whatever this was um you know the sopros movie is coming out in early next year I believe it is how long has it been since Sopranos was off the air? long time even longer yeah I mean real long time when did they come off? I think it might have still been in high school

yeah I was going to say like 07 the year I graduated also I feel like the dude is it David Chase or David Simon or whoever did that

I feel like he's a real big asshole the guy that very like snobby you know like so it'll be interesting this is the ending go fuck yourself if you don't like it

cause you don't get it yeah I'm really surprised they were doing that because I feel like he was so and I mean I think it's all a prequel if I read it correctly so I guess Gandolfini not being around anymore doesn it doesn't affect it, but I don't know.

The whole, that, that, that's been the craze for a while now in Hollywood with TV and movies and sequels and reboots and revamping and shit, um, which is always going to be controversial because there's gonna be people who think like, you know, you don't need to do it at all. They're gonna be people who love it no matter what um but the one thing we can all agree on is a fucking 3 a.m drop ain't good for business although at one point we were talking about it might being an 8 a.m i would much rather do what we did last night well so we come back at like 6 a.m this morning tweets and shit about uh 8 a.m and it was people in the uk because it kind of makes sense. The time difference is shitty for everybody.

But I don't know. I could see if you took the day off, you wake up in the morning. I probably would have woken up early, watched it, and then come into work. But I think the whole appeal was all of us watching it together. Yeah, the late night, the lock-in. Just drop it at 8 p.m. on the East Coast.

Mark from L.A., what do you got on El Camino? No spoilers, though. No spoilers? No spoilers, though. No spoilers? No spoilers. You got nothing. Okay. Okay. Well, I stayed up.

I stayed up until 3 a.m. and then was on four hours. I thought he should have cooked the blue stuff. I could have used it. Yeah, I mean, yeah. It's tough to do without spoilers. But, I mean, for people people calling in do what we're doing like did you like it are you happy with it don't give away the plot line because

obviously we did the whole like preview and review that's on the blog but I mean I think it's pretty obvious from the trailers even that you know it's not going to be a full blown Breaking Bad movie you know it's more of a Jesse movie Logan from Kentucky has a strong opinion what do you got Logan I'll be honest with you I thought that movie Jesse movie. Logan from Kentucky has a strong opinion. What do you got, Logan?

I'll be honest with you. I thought that movie just completely took me out of the whole ending, leaving it. The questions you had at the end of Breaking Bad left it perfectly where you could debate stuff forever.

And now, it is what it is without saying that. Right, right. So that was, Logan, that was Nate Dogg's take. If you watch our post-game wrap-up, he said that too. I got to be honest. What are you talking about when you say that? Like, what was really debated about the ending?

Like, Sopranos, it was like, did Tony die or not? Or did he get shot or not? And, you know, forget about fuckingranos, it was like, did Tony die or not? Or did he get shot or not? And, you know, forget about fucking Lost and some of these ones. And Game of Thrones, like, totally botched it. What was debated about Breaking Bad? It was all tied up in a pretty nice bow. I think that's why people liked it.

Except for Jesse's story, though. Well, that was the only one. That was the only one. But even that, like, Vince Gilligan came out and said, like, he gets away right after. So I don't even know what people were debating. No, I think there was a lot to debate with. Like, I mean, obviously the Walt being alive or not alive was not actually debatable. But Jared debated it. It's pretty much debatable.

Okay, well, whatever. I'm with Rocket on that. It's debatable. Okay. Thank you. Thank you. But if you were going to do a Breaking Bad movie, not just focusing on Jesse, there were a lot of questions about what happens to Skyler and what happens to that family.

Do they go find Hank and Gomi in the grave the grave like all of those different things weren't ever tied up so if you're going to do a breaking bad movie in my opinion you should tie those things up because now it's like but that's the thing that was not a breaking bad movie that was jesse but that's what i'm saying but i think in the back of everybody's heads who are huge breaking bad fans you're kind of hoping for a little bit of that like you know the the twins like we talked about the the evil mexican twins for a long time i would love to see more you were kind of hoping for a little bit of that. Like, you know, the twins, like we talked about the evil Mexican twins for a long time. I would love to see more of that kind of stuff. You now know what happens to Jesse, but it took two hours to do exactly what we thought it would.

This is the like the downfall of fan expectations versus what showrunners and directors and writers and producers can actually produce and what they want to produce are just getting further and further apart from each other. For me, it started with True Detective. When True Detective season one was out and everybody started dissecting it and picking it apart and analyzing it and coming up with analogies and symbolism and shit, and then it was just like, you know, man,

this is just a fucking cop cop story you know and ben skilligan just holds it just i mean it's just such a higher standard for him i think yeah but at the same time the movie was from his point of view was very good last night just the storyline we didn't like yeah i i think it you know it was just people wanted all the all the breaking bad universe and it's really just a jesse jesse, which is not bad, but it's just... It felt like a long episode of Breaking Bad to me. Yeah, which is all good. The word that I used was unnecessary.

Right. I just... If Vince Gilligan is going to say, Jesse gets away in the end and everything's all good, I didn't really need to see that. I didn't need a two-hour movie to get to the point of that. I needed more holy shit moments and I didn't get them.

Dan from Denver, what do you got? Hey, I kind of agree with Karabas' take right in the after show is that it was unnecessary but I think everything wrapped up kind of the same way you expected it to when the show ended. I mean, it didn't do anything to take away from the show.

It was just kind of. That to me, I don't think it did anything to take away from the end of the show. I think the end of the show was the Walter White story. I think the end of this movie is the Jesse Pinkman story, and there's no reason to clash or fuck it all up. Red from Maine is on the line, and he's got a problem with you and the Minifans. Oh. or fuck it all up. Red from Maine is on the line, and he's got a problem with you. Okay.

And the Minifans. Oh. Are you ready to do Friday Minifan talk? Because I don't even know if I fuck it up. I just tweeted, whatever the opposite of Friday energy is, is what we have right now. Is this going to kick start? I mean, the Minifans are crazy. Who knows what they're about to say?

Yeah, I know what they're going to say. Red? Yes. What do you got? What's the problem? All right, listen. A few things with Karabas. Karabas What do you got? What's the problem? All right, listen. A few things with Karabas. Karabas, are you there?

Can you hear me? Yeah. You can hear me. Okay. I like the energy. I like it. Listen, I've got issues with the Man of Hands show that I need to talk to you about. Okay.

Okay. So I know you have issues with the manhand show as well too is that correct uh not really no i think they're they're beefing with steve and now somehow that's become my like battle even though i i i'm team kirk on this one but go ahead okay well i'm team kirk as well this is the issue so i've got an issue with steve as well but it's not your steve it's steve robinson okay that's my issue okay he's a known liar he's a known liar he's lying about his football career okay he's claiming that he's a division three football player yep okay so i thought since i've got an issue with steve minahan's got an issue with Steve that you and I, maybe we can coordinate.

You can apologize. Maybe I can apologize to Steve as well. We can, I want to work together. Okay. I want to be on the same team. I'm trying to get KFC on the same team. Okay.

Kevin doesn't want to participate. That's fine. We know he's a minute fan. I am a min cell. I am leader of the men cells. I'm not a minute fan. Okay. Okay. All right. Okay. We just, we want to love you, Kevin cells. I am not a minifan. Okay. Okay.

All right. Okay. We just, we want to love you, Kevin, but you're not letting us love you. That's fine. I'm hoping Karabas can maybe create some peace here. He's a peacemaker. I think the Steve that Kirk has an issue with is Steve Peralt. It's not Steve Robinson.

To my knowledge, I don't know. Apparently something happened. You just got to beef with your Steve. Yeah. Like, I don't even know what happened exactly. I think like Steve Peralt went on some podcast and said something about Kirk, and then Kirk heard about it, and then he went off on Section 10, and I was like, whoa, you got to beef with fucking Steve Peralt.

Then you have a beef with Steve Peralt. You don't have a beef with Section 10. I like Kirk. Oh, wow, you just threw your boy right under the bus like that, huh? I'll tell you what, you got beef with fucking – You're not responsible for what beef with fucking you got beef with Feidelberg, you got beef with KFC. I was about to say, they were tweeting at me that apparently they don't like Brandon Walker, and I was like, well, we can't have that either.

They were like tweeting at me like, well, after the New York trip, we think we're adding Brandon Walker to the enemy list. I can't be having that. No. No, I'm on Kirk's side here. If you have Brandon Walker as one of your enemies, now you're just grasping for enemies. You're just doing it on purpose. I honestly didn't listen to why he doesn't like Brandon Walker,

but I kept seeing it. I mean, there's literally no reason not to like it. But I was like, I can't have this happening. Like, why does Kirk Minahan have to go against Brandon Walker? Well, because he has to go against everybody. But I guess, like Steve said, I don't know what Steve said. So I'm assuming it was probably something that rubbed Kirk the wrong way. I don't know.

I'll have to go back and listen to the audio. But I would assume if I were to project what side I'm going to be on, it's definitely Kirk's side. That's crazy. You're just throwing your coat. Steve is way too sensitive about everything. So I'm assuming like Kirk was busting his balls. Steve took it seriously. Well, that's usually the M.O.

The reason why I like Kirk and I'm okay with the mincells and his whole universe is because I understand busting his balls. Steve took it seriously. Well, that's usually the M.O. The reason why I like Kirk and I'm okay with the mincells and his whole universe is because I understand busting balls and I don't take things personal, while other people do. But then you get to a point where it's like, you're fighting with Brandon Walker? What? Yeah. I need to actually, I shouldn't have said that

before I knew the details, but there's, I just think I saw some tweets. I think there's no chance that Brandon said or did anything. Yeah, I mean, he's he he did call back in the day. He did call John a lesbian melon. So he has it in him somewhere. Well, you know, I'm not accurate. You know, not inaccurate.

The thing about Steve Peralta is that he is very familiar with Kirk, obviously being a Boston guy. Anybody who's familiar with Kirk and still gets their feelings hurt with what he says is just an imbecile. Steve gets his feelings hurt with me and Coley still. But I'm just it's like, you know Kirk, you know what he does and how good he is at it. You've listened to him on the radio for years.

You just know he's picking at you. Why would you get sensitive about that? That's just what he does. It is what it is. I think I'm team Kirk here. I know I'm team Kirk here. I have to listen to the audio. Why would you get sensitive about that? That's just what he does. It is what it is. I think I'm Team Kirk here. I know I'm Team Kirk here. I have to listen to the audio. I would love to hear what Steve said about Kirk, but I'm assuming that he just took a joke poorly, which is par for the course.

Speaking of listening to the audio, have you heard this abomination from your boy Justin Bieber? No, but I heard it was bad, but I haven't. What? There was a song that dropped last night? No, he's trying to rap and it is offensive. When did this come out?

By late last night. You got it queued up? Oh no. I'd like to go on record. You're going to like this. I guarantee you're going to like this. I'd like to go on record that there has never been a song that he's put out during purpose or post purpose that I'm not like. During. During. During. God damn it during

during play this shit it's so bad gluten free I guess that I was impeccable. My wife, yeah, I put her on a pedestal. My life is like a movie, The Incredibles. They put me on some medicine. Never thought that my depression would depend on it. I was in it. Going hard, running on adrenaline. Been a victim of the system.

I'm a Christian with a vision. I'm a gentleman. Many men wish death upon me. Blood in my eyes, dog, and I can see. I'm trying to be what I'm destined to be. And people try to take my life away. I don't hold grudges because I ain't no sucker. To add insult to injury as we listen to this terrible Justin Bieber song, right now, the Rocket, Jared Karabas.

Don't say what the bet was, though, right? Yeah, he's down giving Feidelberg six push-ups because Feidelberg has been obsessed with making push-up bets. And I avoid them like the plague because I ain't doing them. And last night during uh during breaking bad jared thought that something was going to happen in the movie and we disagreed with him and feidelberg i said let's make a fucking bet and feidelberg said 250 push-ups and fights gave him odds if fights was wrong he had to do 400 push-ups. New gambler in him. Within like two seconds of making the bet, the movie declares Rocket the loser.

And so he's down to what? 200. Don't say it. No, I know. I'm not. So you're down to like 224 left, right? I've done 21. I don't know why he just told me to do six.

But the best part about how he just told him to do it. First of all, I didn't think John was coming to work today because he said he was just not. I don't know why he just told me to do six but the best part about how he just told him to do it first of all i didn't think john was coming to work today because he said he was just not why he did he was like i'm just not gonna set an alarm i'll see if i i show up and i was like you're not coming in like we will not see you he walks by the opposite way of the radio studio by the way i don't know where the fuck he came from with a sign that just says good morning jared i'll take six held it up against the glass like Good Will Hunting. How do you like them apples? Yeah. Jared, you just looked like dejected. You're just like, fuck. Yeah. Let's not let it go under the radar that you worked out way harder than Jared did this

morning. I didn't work out. No, I know, but I'm saying like the pushups. Well, I mean, I'm just saying that whatever, like I lost an air quote, so he better be careful how many pushups he gives me because if it ever comes back, like, he's going to owe me 400 for losing,

and then I want my push-ups back. Retribution. You got the Vig, you got the juice running. He could owe me up to 650 push-ups. I guarantee. That doesn't happen. I guarantee that, too. But I would never put any push-ups on the line, no.

Jared only does arms anyways. Yeah, like, I'm going to be walking around with a pump all day, every day. This is the best bet to ever lose. You're obviously not going to go to the gym, so get down and do some push-ups. Kevin, that rap? Not bad.

He's talking about being a gluten-free Christian. I don't care what he's talking about. I actually didn't know. It's not like a good flow. I don't care what he's talking about. I actually didn't know. It's not. Fine. Fine. It's not like a good flow.

He doesn't like enunciate. He's just mumbling. It's terrible. I didn't understand what he was saying. So then how could you fucking. Because Justin Bieber. It didn't sound near as bad as you made it sound. I mean, I knew it.

It did not sound near as bad as you made it sound. I knew it. And here's what you're going to do. You're going to post that later and you're going to say big mood. And then you're going to post a picture. Is it actually out? Then you're going to post a picture of yourself wearing the Drew shirt. That's what you're going do you're gonna post that later and you're gonna say big mood and then you're gonna post a picture and you're gonna post a picture of yourself wearing the drew shirt that's what you're gonna do no those are the moves from the casey playbook no i've only posted the drew shirt one time but we gotta look so the reason i say that you gotta look at the video oh there's a video well it's just like him uh in front of a soundboard there's a video and there's just like

bumper stickers and stickers that say drew all over the place he's big time obsessed with his label right now yeah so where is this video it's on his instagram if one were curious to see this video where might one find it it's like on his instagram story yes and while you do that over there like a like a fucking annoying little kitty cat we got a uh a salute A salute to the dogs on the line. What up, kid from Oklahoma? He looks so hot in this. I mean, he looks so hot right there. Not now, kitty cat. Zod's fucking barking. It's the weekend.

There you go. What's up, kid? Peace. That's it? I love it. Salute to the dogs. He had like some depth to that. He was like, ooh. Came from a place of frustration.

Have you seen that video that went viral this week of like that giant monster dog chained up to the tree? No. It's just like a quick video. I think KC Radio Twitter put it out at one point. It's just this like fucking beast dog that looks like something of a monster movie. And he's literally like chained up to a tree. It's not like a leash. It's like a chain. He's just trying to pull off the fucking trunk.

That was you when you were married. Now the dog's on the loose. Now I'm running loose. Now I'm in the El Camino. Yeah. No chains on this dog. I mean, this is on a Friday too. By the way, are you going to mix in a nap or are you going to try and power through? What's your plan today? Do you have the kids? I do not.

Oh, so you've got to power through. I'll probably go home and masturbate and go to sleep. Yeah. I didn't have a problem with, I thought for sure I was going to have a problem with staying up for it, but I was like No, I was good to stay up. I was good How could I fall asleep?

Oh, I fell asleep. I fell asleep as soon as I laid down. i got home at 6 30 closed my eyes i i blinked it was like that homer simpson gif where he just like hits the pillow and stands back up i was back in the office for that dumb ass rundown yeah and then i went to this personal training how did that go kevin what's the last time you did like a workout workout i really can't believe you did it uh before keegan was born the summer he was born in july and like maybe like april may june leading up to it i was i went like four days a week in the mornings not nothing crazy just like for an hour just like kind of fucking mailing it in but just like doing something and then once he arrived i was like

all right i'll like press pause like get my feet underneath me blah blah and then i just never went back yeah um but so when i went to like the consultation for this uh you know so this guy he like kind of does some content he's on instagram we did like a little podcast basically so we sat down and had a conversation and i explained my whole history with like all my surgeries and all my problems and how i just fucking hate to work out and all that shit and he was like so you're really your age is like 35 but your workout age is like and i like jumped in i was like what am i like like 90 years old and he's like no no you're like six months old you're like a baby and uh so um i think he thought i think i like painted such a bad picture he thought i was gonna be like a total disaster yeah and he was like this is so bad what'd you do uh mostly so like my shoulders and my back are so fucked up that we did mostly uh like shoulders and back

stuff so i did like the like a military press a pull down rowing deadlift with like a row in it and it was a terrible terrible and i i told him that flat out i was like you know people talk about like getting the sense of satisfaction not when you slept for an hour and a half well but but in general i told him i'm like i don't believe in any of that shit this is just a means to an end so he's like how you feeling man how you feeling like this is terrible don't want to be here hate it hate it hate you don't want to come back gonna have to force I don't believe in any of that shit. This is just a means to an end. So he's like, how you feeling, man? How you feeling? I'm like, this is terrible. Don't want to be here. Hate it. Hate it. Hate you.

Don't want to come back. Going to have to force myself. Don't like it. But yeah, when you're on like an hour of sleep, I had no food in me, no water in me. Oh my God. That sounds like hell. It does. Like I.

Oh, never. I try to work out every day. I couldn't cancel. If I canceled this, I was never going to go back. Couldn't you have just been like, hey, can I come at like 3.30? No this, I was never going to go back. And couldn't you have just been like, Hey, can I come at like three 30? No.

Cause that's just like, this was the time he had available. So if I canceled it, it was like, there was no more today. And then I would have gone through the weekend. And I can't even work out in the morning on like a full night's sleep. Oh,

it was, I can't do it. No, I mean, for the record, it was, it was 11 a.m. It was like the morning.

Well, but it wouldn't know. But after the morning we had like, yeah, you know, like I couldn't work out at 11 a.m. No, you gotta go after. Yeah but it wouldn't know. But after the morning we had like, yeah, you know, like I couldn't work out at 11 a.m. No, you got to go after. Yeah, I don't like doing it.

I can, but I have to full night. So there's zero chance I would be doing what you did today. When I did work out for a split second, I did. When if you do work on the morning and you get it over with, that's a great feeling. That's a good feeling. You're just like, all right, the absolute guaranteed worst part of my day is over. Unless something drastically bad happens to me. This shit is it can only go up from here. And you're just like, all right, the absolute guaranteed worst part of my day is over. Unless something drastically bad happens to me, this shit is, it can only go up from here. And you're awake all day.

Like once you get it out of the way, you're just wide awake. Maybe I'll, maybe I'll try again. It's been a while since I worked out. Well, so, I mean, this guy, he's kind of guided me through and everything, but you know, I can't go to these sessions all the time. So I'm going to, I'm happy at the gym. You want, you want to be my, my gym dog? I would love that, Kevin. Yeah, let's go. I'd love to do that. Where do you go? You go to these sessions all the time, so I'm going to have to hit the gym. You want to be my gym dog? I would love that, Kevin.

Yeah, let's go. I would love to do that. Where do you go? You go to one of these cheap gyms around here? You go to a real gym? Crunch? Yeah. Isn't that for the old ladies?

No. No? For the dogs. For the dogs? Yeah. Are there dogs there? Oh, there's dogs. Here's a question.

Yeah. Could I maybe find a shady character with a duffel bag in the basement who would give me HGH? Oh yeah. Are there those kind of dogs? Yeah, there's definitely like... Hypothetically. I know the signs to look for. The guys that know guys. The guys that are the guy. And those guys are there for sure. Okay.

I would... You could come to Equinox with me and find a nice kitty cat. Yeah, well, or maybe if I take out a goddamn loan. Yeah, I would never want to do that. What is Equinox? me and find a nice kitty cat. Yeah, well, or maybe if I take out a goddamn loan. Yeah, I would never want to do that. What is Equinox? Like $300 a month? No.

Yes. $200, $250? I think it's like $220. That fuck's crazy. If you go all the time, it's amazing. But I mean, for me, it's like, here's $220. The only reason that I go to Equinox is because it's literally right next to my building. I was going to Crunch, and then I moved, and it was like, I'm never going to go to a gym it's literally right next to my building. I was going to crunch. And then I moved.

And it was like I'm never going to go to a gym. That's like seven or eight blocks away. If this gym is right here. So I can like if I'm taking like a class in the morning. I can leave my apartment two minutes before the class starts. And I'm in there. So that's the only reason I'm doing it. See the thing is I'm not going to the gym to find a kitty cat.

I'm going to find a. I mean. They got them there too. Is a kitty cat going to like spot me and help me. that's for the dog that's what i'm saying like you right now are in a position where you you've got this personal trainer when you've literally been sitting next to a dog this whole time my guy could have done it for free free could have taught me how to be a fucking yoked up well upper half i want to say to say, you want to work in the legs too, Kevin. I mean, I could.

You know what? Maybe I'll work out the legs, and then me and you can combine our powers like Captain Planet. We could do that too. And be one yoked person. I was also kind of just looking at a situation where we're going to do some sort of content where we find me an off-season hobby. Maybe it's doing legs. That sounds like a great hobby.

Yeah. I decided the other day I gotta I think I might have even said this on the air. I gotta get like, I just do the same shit all the time and you don't have anything to talk about. Like I need a hobby or like I

gotta start reading up on shit just so I can talk about this. You wanna start knitting with me? Nope. I don't wanna do that. No, I don't wanna do that. Why? Cause that's not interesting. You can't talk about it. I don't want to do that. No, I don't want to do that. Why? Because that's not interesting. You can't talk about it. I'm saying for the purpose of this job. When I go home, I take care of my kids.

I come back to work. I do some shit. Maybe I go to the bar here or there. Maybe I have a story. Other than that, it's just like- You want to start gaming with me? Nope. What do you want to do? I don't know.

I don't know, man. It's my problem. We can just be like- We can play each other and just stink. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. You know, that's It's my problem. We can just be like barking at each other. We can play each other and just stink. Yeah. You know, that's not a bad idea. Maybe I get down with it. Let's do old school gaming.

Yeah, because we both stink together. Yeah. It'll be an even playing field. That's the biggest reason why I don't want to get into gaming is because all these seven-year-olds are unbelievable at it. They'll smoke you. Yeah, I'm just going to jump in and be like, well, this isn't fun because you're significantly better at this than I am. We're going to stink together. Yeah.

We'll just be like, uh, like sore from the gym and losing to each other in video games. Yeah. We could join up. And going out and being dogs at night. Let's hit a break. We come back more CCK on a loopy Friday.

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What'd you say? There will be no love, sex, and magic tonight. It'll just be sleep, snacks, and baseball. Okay, so you said jacking off, and I just, I didn't. We crossed up there. There was an overlap there that I just didn't know what was actually being said I'll probably jerk off too but I think

I don't even know if I'll have the energy to finish I think sleep, snacks, and baseball if you start you'll finish have you ever not? what? for what reason? too drunk? drunk's one thing

if you're sober and you start jerking off and you're just like never mind something's wrong with you that's crazy i guess i mean it's happened before for sure i don't know i think i'm like i think i've talked about this on case radio before i think i'm like batting a thousand like for my entire life it's not that i think i'm like 10 000 for 10 000 i always come no matter what happens in this studio when something is said when we can hear the production through the glass, you know it's good.

Do we come through loud? Only if it's a big reaction. I'd say maybe an example would be, not that this happens all too often, but maybe a little FaceTime action and maybe she's doing a little something, something, and you're just kind of like alright well

Now I can't not do it but it's like Then you get to a certain point where it's like well where is this going to go I usually know where it goes Yeah I was about to say I think you kind of have an idea Of where it's going I'm coming out on my dick I'm not cleaning that up That's true

That's where girls just take that for granted by the way It's just, nothing happened. Yeah. You just feel. Oh, shut the fuck up. It's true. It is true. You can just get off. You've come a thousand times and nothing happens. What do I, we have to plan it out. It's gotta. Okay, and then when you're with

a girl, she's gotta take care of it one way or the other too. So, yeah, but when you don't have the benefit of that, which is more often than not, then what do you do? I'd trade right now. Yeah. I don't know. Actually,

it's pretty fun. No, you wouldn't. Yeah, no, I'd definitely rather have a dick. No, no,

no, no, I meant more like, like if you could, if you could finish and there would be nothing, would you like? Oh,

no. The convenience when you're home alone. Yes. But when it's like a dog, it's very fun. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. Yeah. If I dog peeing on a high market territory, yes, but when it's with somebody, it's very fun. Oh, my God.

A dog peeing on a hydrant? Mark your territory, babe. Marking your territory. I saw this girl on Instagram, this female comedian, saying that rom-coms are basically porn for girls. Guys watch porn, and they come up with unrealistic expectations for girls in the bedroom, whereas girls watch rom-coms and come up with unrealistic expectations for men in relationships. Although I think if you watch a rom-com, you know it's not real life.

If you watch it porn, you should know it's not real life. But they're actually doing it. That's the thing. A rom-com is straight acting. It's not like it's editing, it's editing and stopping and starting. And guys that are watching porn and getting unrealistic expectations for what should be happening in the bedroom. It's becoming more of a reality since the birth of Caller Daddy. Like girls are listening to that podcast and like, I'm going to do some fucking. I think it's been going on well before that.

Yeah, I think I think they're just they're just taller. Daddy has revolutionized the game. Like girls are being like, Oh, I should stop being a prude and do this. And then it's no, I think they're doing that. They're just open about it now.

I just, I think they're encouraging girls to be like, yeah, I was like your dick, whatever, but they've been doing it. They're just afraid to talk about it. Yeah.

The conversations that happen. I don't listen to every episode, but like those conversations have been going on just in my friend group forever. Just no one wants a microphone in front of you. They're the, they're the crazy ones. I feel like that podcast has unleashed the freak in a lot of forever. Just no one wants a microphone in front of you. They're the crazy ones. I feel like that podcast has unleashed the freak in a lot of people.

I mean, let's hope. I was walking to work today. I have a Barstool baseball cap on, and I had my AirPods in, and this guy stops me, and I take it out, and he was like, you call our daddy host? I was like, no. He was like, oh, so you're just a Barstool fan.

I was like, also no. I work for Barstool. And he was like, oh. He was like, so what do you do? And I was like, well, you know that Barstool. Oh, I can't believe work for barstool and he was like oh he's like so what do you do and i was like well you know that bar i can't believe you either i would have just been like oh i just kept walking no i did i just kept walking it was just like baffling to me it was like oh blonde baseball cap must be alex okay fine no i'm not oh so you're just a fan yeah there's no possible in between and then that's like great for them obviously like there will be times when we're on the road for college football and people will come up to Dave

and be like, oh my god, you're that guy that Caller Daddy talks about. And it's incredible because that is how big they are. But people that know Barstool and think that the only girls that work here at Caller Daddy is crazy. Well, the rest of you guys are submissive and in your cages like fucking Jesse. That's true.

We have a welder coming here to build a pit for them. Oh yeah. According to Kirk, I actually have a welder coming here to build a pit for them. Oh yeah. According to Kirk, I already have a pit. He said every morning he comes in, I'm in a cage and I have to beg him for food. Wouldn't it be great if we actually hooked up Casey to that leash that they have Jesse on? Yeah. Where she can only go a certain

distance? Yeah. Where do I go? You don't want me to go? Here? Near me. Sitting right here? Yeah, near me. I don't know. I feel like uh i actually think that that would be fun because then i would just swing on it all the time like if i wasn't being like actually locked up in a cage like jesse like i if i was connected to one of those things you don't think i'd be like zip lining across this office you're crazy well there wasn't then i would be like all right she's having too much fun cut her down there was that one scene where he's like

running back and forth on the thing and then like it. I was like, that actually kind of looks like fun. If it didn't break your ribs, it would look menacing. I think it did look menacing. Because he looked so bad. It was a bad vibe. If you hooked me up to one of those things and I could go to the third floor

and just catapult down. I think that we should have a fire pole. I agree with that. Fire pole and maybe a slideapult down. I think that we should have a fire pole. I agree with that. Fire pole and like maybe like a slide. Like Google. Slide, yeah. We should do a fire pole from. Those things are fun,

but then you become like those companies. You don't want to do that. That's when Dave was all bent out of shape about the scooters. You don't want to become like the fucking Silicon Valley type of douchey places. No, but we would also have a lot of fun with it where it would be like we'll do content on it.

Imagine Brandon Walker going down a fucking fire pole or a slide. My new favorite thing to do with him is finding him. The video from West Virginia where he's picking the worms out of the dirt is obviously the all-timer. What in the world? He said he was happy, but now I'm really paying attention to what he's doing more often in the office because I think he just always looks like Eeyore the other day i turned it's the walk those deliberate steps

where he looks like he's gonna fall to the ground the other day i walked around the corner so it's like the gambling cave like they'd moved all the couches out so it's like up against the wall in the kitchen and he was slumped so far down that it was like his shoulder blades were kind of like on where your ass would be and he was just shaking his legs as fast as possible. And he was just by himself. He's like, he's just like a little boy. Yeah. But he's too big to do that.

That's what I told him. You can't sit Indian style when you're six, five to 50 or whatever. You can't do it. That's an age thing. You can't sit Indian style if you're 40 plus. I couldn't do that even if I wanted to. Yeah. You're not flexible enough.

I can't even touch my fucking toes. You should see like how far I can actually bend over. Like if I try. Try. Bend over. I can't even like, I can't even touch my fucking toes. You should see, like, how far I can actually bend over, like, if I try. Try. Bend over, bitch. I can't even, like, I think my fingertips probably go to, like, my mid-shins. I was going to say, if you can touch your ankles, no chance. Come on, baby. Let's go.

Rock it. I see already. That's not as bad as I thought it would be. I mean, Casey, that's pretty fucking bad. Actually, let me see. Hold on. He's barely below his knees. That's the furthest you can go. Come on. No, no, no. Come on. Life's on the line.

Let's go. Let's go. I mean, that's pathetic. I'll tell you what. This is the one thing I used to fucking crush in the presidential awards. Casey's now pushing his back and it's like stone. Yeah, Feidelberg's the same way. I've done the same thing where I'm like, no, no, no. You're just not

trying because it's physically impossible. And i push his back and his body does not that's what i was just trying to do because i was like i think he can go for it no he sure can't nope can't do it that's the problem man you touch your toes oh yeah i'm limber as fuck you can oh yeah i'm like despite my body is the one thing i always crushed man during the uh the presidential award thing i was like i got that every time. Oh, easily. And you. No problem. No problem.

No problem. I think it's kind of like, it's like girly to be flexible. Yeah, it is. You know, like you're a chick, dude. You can touch your toes. You know who can bend over and touch their toes? Girls who get fucked like that. Yeah.

Not me. Not you. You're doing the fucking. I can't even bend over at all. Nobody's fucking me. No one's getting in this butt. I can't even bend over at all. No, nobody's fucking me. No one's getting in this butt. I can't even bend over, bitch. Yeah, I can't even touch my ankles. Bend over, grab your ankles.

What else is like a flexible pose? Everything in yoga. Yeah, but I'm saying like. Like when you sit down. Oh. The V-sit, you know. They used to make us do that in fucking gym class in middle school. Yeah.

Where you have to put your feet on the box and lean forward and be like, oh, like how far, like I couldn't even touch the box. Yeah. Yeah. I knew there's a lot of kids like you. Meanwhile, I was like, bam, 40 inches. What does that prove though? That I'm limber.

But who cares? Well, no, it actually really matters. It does matter. Like your flexibility is like very important to your health. In like sports. For your health? No, but like in sports and shit. And health too.

Super important. What do you mean? Being like very limber and agile, like you're not going to get injured as much. You're going to be like, I'm quicker and more coordinated. Well, but when you're old, like if you're not flexible

and you don't have like the strength in those muscles, like you fall easier, like you can't balance. Well, I mean, when you're old, it does matter. I won't make it to an age where I'm going to be falling over. If I fall over and like break a hip, just literally shoot me with a gun.

Take a gun and fucking come visit me in the hospital. Shoot me with a gun. We were talking about that last night because we were recapping Breaking Bad. We're talking about Ted and how Ted slipped on the carpet or the rug or whatever. And he was a vegetable. And I was like, yeah, he's basically dead. And you guys will know he was talking to Skyler. I was like, oh, no.

He's dead. Fuckin later. Like, just take me out back and shoot me. Unless there's, like, some dope new technology that, like, lets you, you know, I don't know, fucking somehow enjoy your life. I think we did a living will last night. Didn't I say if that happens to me, you guys just fucking kill me? Absolutely. I mean, let it be known.

I'll put it out there on the air. If I'm a vegetable, somebody come kill me. I think we should. I think, pardon me. I'll kill you if you promise to kill me, too. Yeah, like, if you made a promise with a pillow. Yeah, like if you made a promise to me where like if I ever got to like a certain

point in my life where I just need to be taken out. I'll do a suicide pact right now, Jared. Okay. You want to put an age on it? You want to put a circumstance on it? No, I can't do age. Let's do circumstance. What do you mean circumstance? Like if you're an invalid.

Oh, the Yanke's in the World Series we should probably Oh, if the Yankees win the World Series we will jump off the fucking George Washington together holding hands to one dive. I love that.

I can't even lift my arms. Don't say that. I'm already fucking sore and it's 11 a.m. You're gonna wake up It's almost like when the hangover sets in before you go to sleep.

You know what's gonna happen is Sunday you're not gonna be able to move at all. I know. Just in time for when I have my kids I'm not gonna be able to pick them up. I know. I'm just in time for when I have my kids. I'm not going to be able to pick them up.

I'm like, I don't know. Stop crying. Figure it out yourself. Dominican Dylan's on the line. Hi, Dylan. What up, D? Yo, it's Friday. Let's go.

Yeah. Well, let's not go. Let's go home is what it is. Let's go to bed, Dylan. Let's go to sleep. No, no, no. Just get a couple of drinks and you'll survive. That is true.

You get the alcohol in you and you're like, never mind. You're not tired anymore. I have a confession. I just texted John and said, can you please bring me a Truly? There you go. So you're just going to power through, Casey. I figured you would. I'm not.

No, I'm not. It was Friday. You got to power through. Casey's got the twinkle in her eye. She's gone now. Yeah, she's going to power through. Yeah, when you stay up late, you just end up like powering through. Like I always like if I stay up the next day, I'm like, nah, I'm going to stay in bed the whole day.

It gets, like, mid-afternoon. I'm like, nah, fuck it. Well, there's also an element right now of, like, if you go out all night and you're hungover, but it was like, damn, that was fun last night. What we did was really the juice was not worth the squeeze. So now I'm like, I can't just. I don't know. I mean, it was a fun experience. It was a fun event.

Yeah, but we weren't. Because we weren't. By the way, the picture I looked, I put the experience. It was a fun experience. It was a fun event. Yeah, but we weren't... Because we weren't... By the way, the picture I put up on my Instagram story looks like we were just all shit-faced, but it's like, no, we were all drinking those bottles of wine, but we didn't get drunk and we just stayed up, which actually is kind of an impressive feat for people at our age. Well, I also think that we just didn't have enough booze to really get a party going, right? Oh, we did.

Yeah, we had an extra bottle. Have you been behind the bar? Well, yeah, there's a lot going. Oh, we did. Yeah, we had that extra bottle. Have you been behind the bar? Well, yeah. I didn't drink because I knew that we were probably leaving around like 6 a.m. Yeah, like if there were kids waiting outside. Oh, y'all left at 6 a.m.? Yeah. I got home at 6.30, dude.

Oh, you know, that's a different story now. Yeah, exactly. You're 24, right? I'm 34, bro. I can't be doing six-handle unless I'm waking up. Yeah, no. At least you get it, though. I got a pop.

He's, like, 42. He still thinks he could, like, hang out and do all this crazy shit. I can't believe that your dad's only 42 whenever I hear that. I know. Could your dad throw it down? So far, he's been, like, hanging. Like, anytime we go out, like, he moves to, like, North Carolina. But when he comes back up here, he does his thing, though, when we go out. I'm surprised.

Is he married? No, no, no. I feel like Casey wants to go on a date with your dad. Dylan told me before that his dad likes me. Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah. That's fun. The Dominican Dylan household likes the white girls. We know that. We know that's

running in the family. Yeah. Listen, I know you guys were talking about early, too. Like, I know you guys were talking about early too. Like, I know like the taller daddy girls get hate, but I don't know why dudes like hate them. If anything, they make it like easier.

Well, because they're intimidated by them. Anybody who's throwing shade towards those girls are guys who don't like when girls are like in control or like the ones

who are putting you in your place or telling you how it goes. Or they don't want to get here now. Like fights back. I don't like like a yes girl. I want to take that thing.

I'm doing something wrong. Like, yo, Dylan, shut the fuck up. I don't know about all that, bro. Oh, good. I like your style. I like a little, like, fight back. I don't like, if we argue or something, I don't just want you to be, like, just take it, basically.

Like, argue back or something. You want someone to challenge you a little bit. Yeah, yeah. Not too crazy, though. Like like that's how i don't date dominican chicks i love it's like you could challenge me but like at the end of the day shut the fuck up just like wait if you start to bother me know that you better pipe down but it's the same thing with dudes for me i don't want somebody that's just constantly like okay oh then don't fucking come around here i'm just i'm like whatever just shut the fuck up i bet you argue when you want to yeah i mean you're not a pushover at some point it's just you realize oh i don't want to fight about complete i don't want to fight about everything i'm saying but like it's it's boring when somebody doesn't challenge you

listen kev i fear you when it gets to like the next level Because I know my pops and my mom They're divorced for a reason When it's everything And every move and every time It's like alright this is enough, whatever Dylan can I be your stepmom? Whoa Listen go ahead, that's fine with me And then hook me up with your friends

Okay, I got a lot of them I got a lot of them If you peruse Pornhub enough these days Stepmom doesn't matter anymore You guys could be switching rooms I got a lot of them. That's a compromise. I got a lot of them. If you peruse Pornhub enough these days, stepmom doesn't matter anymore. You guys could be switching rooms at night. It doesn't even matter. Oh, my God, Kevin. I mean, you just.

Look at Feidelberg coming on in here. What are you doing here? I can't believe you came to work. I don't know why you're here. Oh, he's just bored. He's just bored. I was bored, so I came to work. What else you got, though?

Not nothing much, Joe. You guys enjoy the weekend. Also, ask Fights who he likes for the weekend. Fights. Fights. Since you're the new premier gambler on site, he wants to know who are your picks for the weekend. No.

No. Oh. What? You're not giving out picks? I don't get ahead of it. I'm not a – I look like – Right before you bet. Yeah.

Like right before the game picks up. I also am not – I'm not like a gambler who's like – Just stop right there. I'm not a gambler. I'm not – I haven't done – like I was watching the Bruins-Avalanche last night. I had the Avs. I still wanted the Bruins. Of course.

I can't believe you even bet against your own team. I could never do that. It was just they were coming off. I ended up winning the bet, but it was like I came off. They were coming off a West Coast trip, starting to back up goalie. It's a smart bet to me. But I was still like, I hope the Bruins come back here. You have to bet

the Saturday slate. I told you this yesterday. There's so many good games tomorrow. I'm not deep enough yet if I ever will be to be like on thursday looking at the board being like who's it gonna be i'm like what's up what game's on okay i'll choose one of these two get teams there are games tomorrow starting at noon that are fucking awesome all the way through the night you might as well i got i gotta figure i'm going to a couple

museums tomorrow so i'm not sure yeah what what kind of museums i don't know my parents are in town so we do a lot of museums and stuff when they're here. Yeah, but you would do a museum type of day without them, too. I would. I wouldn't do it alone. No. It's like someone would have to be visiting. I wouldn't just go to a museum alone. What kind of museums?

I actually don't know. It's a museum in Brooklyn. I'm honest. I think it's just called the Brooklyn Museum. It's the one I'm going to tomorrow. Got it. Why is your collar so high? You are zipped up, baby.

That thing looks comfortable as fuck. It's raining? It was raining when I was walking in. I don't know if it still is. What actually makes the afternoon nap even better? The rain. Yeah, I would love, like, I'd love to start raining fire out there. What did you do last night, by the way? You just go home and come back? I went home, I slept

for like an hour and a half. I was going to say, I woke up to a text from you at like 9 o'clock. I'm already on my way back in. Well, that's a fucking rundown. That's crazy. I woke up to a text from you at like nine o'clock i'm already fucking run down that's crazy you should have definitely stayed here i was gonna but then moon man sam took the green room and i didn't trust any other room the green room you could lay on the couch you could lock the door that's fine the twitch room you can lock too yeah but there's cameras in there twitch room and then someone comes in i need to start streaming and this guy's sleeping, and then stool scenes in your face, and Dave's being a dick.

Yeah, listen. You go to sleep in his office, it's like you're asking for dicks on your face, and Dave yelling at you and stuff like that. I'm not trying to do that. Last person who slept in his office was Jetski, and he fucking, you know, the whole thing. Oh, that's not true. Last person who got caught sleeping in his office. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, Mantis lived here. Mantis lived here. I slept in his office just a week. No, there are people sleeping here, but there was not people, like, sleeping during, like, work hours, just, like, being, like, taking a nap. Yes, sir. I mean, Fuddle Park did it. Right on the goddamn floor wearing a parka.

Yeah. What? I was wearing a sleeping bag, man. We have, like, so, like, with, like, the new Viva line, we're trying, like, different stuff, and we have, like, samples and things like that, and we have a sample of like a big, long, puffy jacket. And it goes down. It's probably not three quarter length, but probably goes down to about your knees. So I just put that on.

It's so puffy. That was like basically like I was wearing a sleeping bag. You know, they have those wearable sleeping bags. Yeah, it was basically that. And he just laid on the fucking fucking hard ass floor. Like I went to sleep at. It was basically was the middle of the day. Your whole radio show. Yeah, I went to radio. He went to sleep at... The middle of the goddamn day, Jared. Your whole radio show.

I went to radio, he went to sleep. I don't hate it. It was a Monday, to be fair, where I was tired, and then we were filming Making a Gambler that night and then staying for the Monday Night Football game. So I was like, I was going to be here until midnight. So I had no guilt in taking a two-hour nap.

But I wouldn't have had guilt taking a two-hour nap but uh i wouldn't have guilt taken two-hour nap if i wasn't standing i wouldn't have guilt taking a two-hour nap if it was just a regular day upstairs you could have slept on i'm not sleeping here yeah i told you i'm not sleeping you're asking for it i'm not a big nap guy like you know that if i'm taking a nap i absolutely need it Like I am The rocket's out of gas Yeah I think I'd slept For like three hours Night before

Now granted that was All of my own doing Now you're gonna go out Tonight Uh yeah I mean I got full night sleep I was asleep by 630 Woke up at 1130

That's about what I usually sleep on On a regular night Yeah Fuck off Are you gonna take a nap This afternoon No I feel great

Oh my god Yeah really What time did you wake up today 1130 Okay cool Yeah Five hours If you sleep five hours That's a full night of sleep Yeah going to take a nap this afternoon? No, I feel great. Oh my god. Yeah, really? What time did you wake up today? 11.30. Okay, cool. Yeah, five hours. If you sleep five hours, that's a full night of sleep. If you're an adult. Yeah. I only nap if I

like, pretty much if I didn't go to bed the night before. I'm just squeezing a nap most of the time. Danny from New Jersey, hit us with your bets. Hey guys, what's up your bets well not with that phone that's that's

you're gone goodbye that was we're just talking about how Kevin had no no sleep last night I don't need that my ear it's not gonna work

if you're calling from a a helicopter next time you're in a chopper don't call the fucking radio show man what uh what what is your vibe without any spoilers here,

as your opinion on Breaking Bad changed at all? El Camino. I think I gave it last night a B to B minus. I'm going hard B now. Oh, so you're getting better. I think I'm going to get worse. I also, when I got home last night, I had a little more energy from the walk and stuff like that.

So I fell asleep last, I think it was the last 12 minutes it ended up being. And so it was the last 12 minutes and ended up being. And so I watched those last 12 minutes. And I really liked the interactions towards the end. What I fell asleep in the middle of. Yeah, you were you were you were you were you were sawing wood. Did you go back and rewatch? Yeah, just just those 12 minutes.

I knew the full movie. But just when I got home last night, I did that. And then I was just not listening. No, I'm very tired. He's repeating the last two questions you've asked, John. What time did you go to sleep, though? He legitimately had finished the sentence right before that with your answer. He put the glasses on.

He put the glasses on. I thought we were going to do like WWF Rocket, and I was like, I cannot do that today. And he was like, no, no, no, don't worry about it. Yeah. This is sunglasses and Advil. Last night was mad, really. He didn't have anything to drink. Yeah. I was going to say, you would think that we all like either went to war or like raged

at like a fucking drug fueled festival. I had that tweet last night where I was like, I was walking in my building and like held the door open for a girl who was clearly going to the gym and start her day and everything. Is it? I wonder if it would be more demoralizing to be like, I'm not coming home drunk. I stayed up all night for a slumber party with my friends. We watched a movie. My co-workers. We had the

mot sticks. We had the wine. We had the brownies. I have a bit of a fried food hangover, but that's Yeah, I definitely did not feel good from that, by the way. It turns out if you have like seven mozzarella sticks and two cannolis for dinner, you don't feel good.

And several glasses of wine. I was doing stuff last night. It was a miracle I made it as far as I did because I was doing things. I think I went to the bathroom twice during the movie. Both times I wasn't really going to the bathroom. I went and just did push-ups. I didn't want you guys to see me. I was just trying to get some energy. At what point you did just do it right in front of the TV? At what point I came back.

I was doing, I was like in the hallway of the bathroom doing like high jumps. Just trying to get some energy. At one point, you did just do it right in front of the TV. At one point, I came back. I was in the hallway of the bathroom doing high jumps. What? Just trying to get energy up. What? Why would you not just do it right there? Mid-movie or leading up to the movie? I don't know. It's pretty.

There was one leading up to the movie, one mid-movie. Doing it right there would be pretty ridiculous to just start doing jumps in front of the It's you, though. I don't think. Yeah. It would just be distracting. You're trying to watch a movie. Everything that we did last night was ridiculous.

Yeah. I was doing, it wasn't out of shame, although I was ashamed. It was more of a politeness. Is that whenever I thought you were chasing me? Yeah. Yeah.

You were just running? Casey started running. I was just, I was just doing high skips. She started running away? Yeah. And punched me. I did too. That's just like. That's just like being a female.

Like, I don't know, he's coming at me. I don't know what's happening. Run, run, run. Fight or flight. Well, he, because now the whole thing, the reason that Rhea punched him in the stomach the other day was because we, it started off with talking about like,

I was like, John, you can't hit me in the office. He was like, I will hit you in the office. I'll hit you in the fucking face right now. I said, I will hit you if you deserve it. That's fair. Yeah. And I said, I said like, I will hit you in the office. I'll hit you in the fucking face right now. I said I will hit you if you deserve it. That's fair. Yeah. And I said, like, you know, by deserve, I don't mean speaking out of turn. No.

I mean, you come in with a gun. I'm going to fucking hit you. Yeah. If you if you if you try to hit, you're going to get hit. Wouldn't it be so great to have a justified one shot to Casey's face? Just unload on her and be like, officer, like she was trying to kill me with a knife. We were talking about how the news would report that, like the toxic

culture of Barstool Sports shuts down modern day Joan of Arc. She was sticking up for her rights. She was totally, totally justified coming in with an AK. Then this fucking evil man

punched her. Let's go to a break here. We'll take you through to 3 o'clock today. Chicks in the office will be taking over. We'll take your calls and we'll get you to the finish line here on a Friday. TCK! Yo, Kelly!

I'm so focused on this. I can see clearly now. Y'all ready though. Like my moves, Kelly. Thank God for those days. Thank God for those nights. Though it might seem wrong. Thank God for that wife.

They used to call me the Pyrex Kid, a.k.a. Young Arm and Hammer. In the kitchen with the pots. Yo!