KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: The Rocket's Origin Story

Episode Date: April 15, 2019

The Rocket's girlfriend slept with his best friend on his birthday (8:30), play by play of the worst player in recent MLB history (32:11), Game of Thrones talk and the Hot Guy TV Character tournament (44:32), would Kayce have sex with DJ Pauly D? (1:13:14) and the MyBookie vs Barstool drama (1:43:01)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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Today on CCK. This week basically was like a comic book movie where you get an origin story. You want to know why Jared the Rocket Carabas is a sick fuck who operates in his own plane of existence under his own set of rules. Well, you found out why. The Jared origin story starts to paint a lot more of an accurate picture, a lot more of a thorough picture of why Jared is the way he is.

Big time cock situation. And why? I think Jared basically created a rocket character to like, it's like a defense mechanism to make up for what happened to him in high school. He was, he was, he had a,

he had a high school girlfriend. He had a best friend and they were, well, they betrayed him in the worst way possible. That's why Jared said he no longer has empathy for any humans at all. I'm going to chime in. We're sitting here. We're about to do KFC radio.

So I'm just going to, I was chiming in on ads. I don't know if you could hear that. He's a psychopath. He's a psychopath. He's such a weird dude. Just when you said I think he created this character, that's psychopathy. It really is.

He's also probably doing it to just get clicks and downloads and sell shirts. But I think on some level, he's doing it on a psychological necessity, like I am the rocket. Like Batman needed to embrace just like get clicks and downloads and sell shirts. But I think on some level he's doing it on like a psychological necessity. Like I am the rocket. Like Batman needed to embrace his fear of bats. Jared was like, you know, I'm a rocket.

Like looking himself in the mirror every day. No, you're a rocket. No, you are a rocket. So you learn more about Jared. We talk a lot about Game of Thrones as the premieres, the final season has premiered. We also, because we're not sexist, misogynistic or or prejudiced, we came up with a Hawkeye tournament as well. So we crowned a champion who was flown from Entourage for the hottest female TV characters of all time. And the girls were saying, how come how come there's no guy tournament?

Well, go ahead, girls, and do it. But what's funny is that we're just better at these things. I can make a hot guy bracket better than a girl can. I can make a hot guy bracket better than a hot girl bracket. Who would be your one seeds? One seeds. Let's see. I mean, Riggins, obviously.

Jax Taylor. Jax Taylor. Coach Taylor. Interesting. Go a little Dill faction. let's see. Uh, I mean, Riggins, obviously Jax Taylor, Jax Taylor, um, coach Taylor. Hmm. Interesting. And go a little dill faction. And let's see if I had to do a fourth.

I told Jamie Lannister in there. I think I'm going to go Riggins. Number one, overall. Yeah. Jax Taylor, who I think will win. It should win it, even though he's not the number one overall seed.

Uh, uncle Jesse. Yep. Yeah. And, uh, and much like the Kelly Kapowski, the other side of win it, should win it, even though he's not the number one overall seed. Uncle Jesse. Yep. And much like the Kelly Kapowski, the other side of the coin, Zach Morris. Actually, I was going to put Zach Morris. I'm going to take Coach Taylor out. He's going to be a high seed, but he's not going to be a one. See, he might be a one just because girls love the daddy.

But I'm going to put Zach Morris. Even think about Stamos, too. What about Sean Matthews? Where's he at? Oh, yeah. He's about Stamos, too. What about Sean Matthews? Where's he at? Oh, yeah. He's got to be in there for sure. Sean Matthews. He's a high seed.

No, Sean Hunter. Sean Hunter. I'm sorry. And Eric Matthews, too, though. He had the hair. Sean Hunter, probably a two seed. Because he was a bad boy. He had the flow.

I remember this scene. There was an episode where he blew up a mailbox, I think. Ran back to the Matthews house. I was like, I was an episode where he he blew up a mailbox I think ran back to the Matthews house I was like I was getting all bombed up you destroying federal property boy you a baddie so there's a hot guy tournament in the works me and Casey

had a long discussion about the awkwardness but the excitement of texting your crush and getting a text back who has it harder when it comes to texting and courtship, guys or girls? Is it easier to sext or is it easier to talk dirty in person? A whole discussion about the intricacies of texting and flirting and and this whole new world of like, you know, digital courtship. And there was one other topic there that my gibberish doesn't work.

Chris Davis play by play. Yeah, that's Chris Davis play by play. That's right there. Christ, Kevin. Chris Davis. We did play by play for all of Chris Davis's at bats while we were on the air. He is now. Well, at the time of recording this, he's over his last 53.

I hope he goes over his next 5300. I don't wish ill upon him yet. At the same time, I don't want him to get hit ever again. So for the next $96 million... He should actually participate in that. Yeah, I think he should be trying. Go down in history as the worst ever. I mean, he already is. He already is. He's broken history. Yeah, worst contract

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I'm going to take my horse to the hotel room. I'm going to ride till I can't no more. I got the horses in the bag. Horse stock is attached. Head is matte black. We are back. The phone lines are open. 833-85-STOOL if you want to get it. Taylor from Long Island is back. He's talking about Yankees and the Rocket and their rivalry. What do you got, Taylor?

What's up, guys? I got to just say, I'm a huge Yankee fan. I hate the Red Sox, but I respect the fuck out of Jared and all the cons that he puts out. I don't fucking get triggered. There you go. A lot of these very, you know, honestly, like, it's kind of ridiculous if you get triggered by, like, a legitimate writer that writes the Red Sox every day

because his job is to, you know, fucking talk shit against the Yankees. Now, I get fucking pissed off when a bullshit Red Sox fan that doesn't know what he's fucking talking about, then I can get triggered. But other than that, Gary, good shit. And I hope you guys have a great day. Absolutely.

Hey, you too. That's the thing. I've said this a billion times. I treat this job like it's the fucking WWE. I'm trying to get those boos. The people that are like, oh, Karabas is a fucking asshole douchebag. They think that they're hurting my feelings or something. I'm like, no.

That's what I want you to think. I am playing the character to stir you up. Right. Yeah, but that also, you can't play that too much. You still want people to like you and shit like that. But it's this right here. It's this guy calling

in, being like, I see what you're doing. I respect it because I know that you know what you're talking about and you're trying to rile us up. I'm not going to fall for it, but I see other people falling for it. And it's like, I see what you're doing. I respect it because I know that you know what you're talking about and you're trying to rile us up. I'm not going to fall for it, but I see other people falling for it. You can't even do this too much because then you don't break the fourth wall. You got to keep it going.

Radio is the only place that I talk about it. I'm not going to talk about it on any podcast. I'm not going to talk about it on any video. That's the goal is to get the reaction from Red Sox fans to be like, we love this guy. Yankee fans, we hate this guy. And then you're you're getting the attention of two huge markets.

So Craig Carton went on Michael K the other day. Saw that. And and Peter Rosenberg is also on Michael K. And he's terrible at that. He's he's fine as a hip hop DJ. People don't seem to like him on... Doesn't he hate Barstool or something? Yeah, pretty much. I've given that guy a million chances

because I actually do like him as a rap guy. But he seems, time and time again, when he's doing sports talk, to either piss us off for no reason or have a stupid take. And he was kind of fighting with Carton during this interview. Basically saying that because Craig Carton

became an addict and then misappropriated money and kind of ran a scam to try to cover his tracks with the gambling, that Carton should almost have to apologize for everything he's ever said. That a lot of the jokes he's made and a lot of the angles he's taken on on radio now you know now you have to apologize because you were an asshole and now you got caught up in something so are you sorry for all that other shit what what are those two things have to do with each other nothing and and carden was just like i i do that i take that job so

seriously and i i tell people like if you're going to be in radio you should have your opinion and fight it to the bitter end you're here to entertain you're here to push the envelope you're here to manufacture some some drama like he said a lot of his beef with francesa was while real it was also like he thinks it's good for radio to have inter channel wars. And I'm just like, yeah, I don't get why. And he's done some distasteful shit on the radio before. He's made some jokes about people who have postpartum depression and he made some jokes about illegal immigrants and all the stuff that if you do a quick Google search there, there are his versions of the size six skinny jean joke and things that get taken out of context or blown out of proportion the same way people do with barstool jokes.

What does that have to do with him gambling and running a ticket scam? I don't get that. It doesn't make any sense to me. It doesn't make sense to me either. Like he still was a great radio personality. There was still many, many years. The whole thing. Yeah.

Yeah. He talked about how this is going to make him like a better radio host because like his experience yeah yeah i kind of agree with that definitely i mean people say this to me all the time like i guess in a similar fashion like why should we listen to anything you have to say anymore you cheated on your wife and i think i'm a much more compelling person after having gone through some terrible shit, after having made some terrible decisions and moves and now having seen like the the shitty side of life. Like prior to that, life was gravy. Any complaints I had were were superficial. Now I'm like, wow, you know, I've done some things that hurt some people. I've done some things that put myself in jeopardy.

I I like, you know, used to think this about relationships and now i've learned that makes you more real like for better or worse right it's like everybody has their own problems now not everybody's going through the same thing or has made the same type of mistakes obviously even like on a different type of scale but if you haven't gone through some shit and hurt some people and then like yeah that's the person i don't want to hear from like why would i why do i care about the opinion of the person who has no vices, never had the perfect marriage and the perfect job? That person is in a bubble.

And they're also not telling the truth. Well, and that's the other thing that Carton said. He had, what did he say? I can't remember how he explained it, but I just rejected the notion that you are, he said basically I was the relatable everyman, and now I don't know if I am. And yes, and again, not to compare because they are different situations, but people say the same thing to me. You were relatable and now you're not.

Craig Carton, while people have not been arrested for a gambling and ticket scam, they have their shit that they're not talking about. Like Craig's whole thing was like, people didn't even know he had a gambling problem to that extent. And he was hiding things from the audience and from his family and friends. So how can he be trusted? And it's like, well,

you can trust him because everybody else is hiding shit too. Maybe not on that level. And maybe you're lucky enough that you don't have any problems or vices, or you haven't made any major missteps in life, but most people are hiding things or have things they're not proud of or have fucked some things up. So in that sense, I, I was in a marriage like that, or I didn't do what you did, but I thought about it, or I did do what you did, or how do I avoid doing that? There's a lot more people who you think than are

willing to speak about it publicly. And that's usually why the social media generation just fucks everything up, because you're only putting the good stuff out there. You're not going on Instagram and being like, damn, I had a really bad day today. This happened to me, I did this, whatever. And that whatever two people think that you're being like disingenuous or shady and it's like well you don't you just don't go airing out all of your fucking business all the time and the people that do that on like facebook and stuff are the worst yeah being honest and

truthful doesn't necessarily mean uh being 1000 open about every aspect of your life there are certain things everybody keeps at bay exactly and anybody who says that they've never hid something from somebody is just full of shit well that's and that's where i'm saying that degree is bad sure but like that's yeah like public figures like you get dragged for what you did because you're in the public eye how many people who are publicly dragging you have something really bad in their life they wouldn't want to be on or even the same exact thing exactly like that's the thing it's so easy so it's a we say this all the time like nobody is like just immune to problems it doesn't matter how much money you have what you look like who you are everybody has their problems it's just if you're in the public eye more people see it that's why i think when carden

comes back like he'll have a different perspective he'll have more answers he'll be able to discuss you know what it was like to clean, hopefully, as long as he does, clean up the gambling addiction and to all the people out there who have the same issues or similar issues. Why would I listen to Craig Carden? Because he went through it and came back out the other side.

Or maybe even if he doesn't come all the way back out the other side, he's gone through it. I think people who have just gone through bad shit, to be perfectly honest, are more compelling and interesting and a lot of times funnier when we interviewed marlon wayans i jokingly but not so jokingly was like why are why are why aren't white people as funny as black people why are like the black comedians black twitter like the funniest people in the world and he was like well because we've gone through a lot of worse shit than you have and when you when you go through some tough shit, you, and you are funny,

you kind of use that as your, as your shield or as your, the way you deflect or the way you cope, your mechanism to get through it. So you become even funnier. And I, you know, I think that all is very true.

I think, and if you haven't gone through it, you don't get it. How, how could you say that? How could you joke about this? How, how,

what do you think it's funny? Well, no, I don't. But the way that I'm even going to be able to like face the rest of my life is by continuing to laugh about things, make light of things and just try to get through it by laughing. Well, and that's the mental health stuff right now. Like not to get too deep, but that's true.

It's like mental health. People that are like publicly talking about mental health, they run into either people being like, thank you so much for speaking out about this. Like I'm going through the same thing. Or the people who are like, oh, you you don't know shit like you've not been through anything it's like well i have and i'm trying to help people so it's like you it's kind of like damned if you are damned if you don't yeah but at the same time at this point now it's like if you haven't been through some shit like you are so far in the minority it's unreal or you're lying

like you said right or you're lying like there's no i i there's no one in my life that would sit there in dead seriousness and be like, honestly, like, I've had, like, little stuff here and there, but never, like, a really bad thing happened to me or done a really bad thing. Or, and the thing is, too, until you have gone through something really bad, the stuff you do go through, you think is really bad. You know what I mean? That's true.

Yeah, like, when you get, like, your first. So it's all kind of relative. It's like. Your first breakup in, like, high school. Yeah. And you think it's, like, the worst thing of all time. Like, when I used to see, you know, if college kids on Twitter complaining about finals, I'm like, you got to be fucking kidding me.

But in that moment, when you're 18 years old, you haven't experienced anything worse than having to study for that final. It feels probably as consuming and as like anxiety ridden as, you know, me dealing with like what I did. You know what I mean? It's like it's all relative. It's like, well, there's there are starving kids in Africa. It's like, well, I. You know what I mean? It's all relative. It's like,

well, there are starving kids in Africa. It's like, well, I don't know what that feels like. All I know is that within my world, this is crippling me because, hey, yeah, maybe I'm lucky enough

that I haven't gone through shit, but this thing here is holding me back. Subjective, yeah. My high school girlfriend fucked my best friend on my birthday. See, that's pretty dark, man.

That's okay. I think you're allowed to be upset by that one. That sounds like a Friday Night Lights plot twist. Was that a little confession there? I haven't heard that story yet. He got very sad when he said that. Is that out there yet? Jared was just looking down.

He didn't make any eye contact. Just my girlfriend fucked my best friend on my birthday. That's some dark shit, man. I'll tell you what. My best friend on my birthday. Are you just giving us the Friday Night Lights plot or this is a true story? This is real life. Because that's a shitty girlfriend and a shitty friend.

No, I wasn't paralyzed. I've never seen Friday Night Lights. It's like basically the exact plot. Minus the wheelchair. Paralyzed. Imagine if you were also paralyzed. Oh, damn. That would stink. I felt it afterwards.

I mean, that is... Who's worse? Who are you more mad at? The girl or the guy? Um... Him. Yeah? Yeah.

That's a coin flip in my mind. She was, I mean, like... It was not so surprising. It was more surprising that the guy... Yeah, yeah. It was not so surprising for her. So you were dating a floozy.

Yeah, she was. And it was like, you probably knew that something like that might happen one day with her. For sure. But to be your best friend, it's like, come on, dude. It's Yeah, yeah. It was not so surprising for her. So you were dating a floozy. Yeah, she was. And it was like, you probably knew that something like that might happen one day with her. For sure. But to be your best friend, it's like, come on, dude.

Yeah. What did you do? I can't believe we've never heard this story. Yeah, it was actually... Sometimes you're just not ready to share things. Yeah, it was dark.

It was a dark time because what happened was... How old are we at this point? 19. Okay. So this is after high school? I mean, like, we... She was... How old are we at this point? 19. So this is after high school? I mean, like, we... She was... Yeah. It was right after I graduated high school.

Summer going into freshman year type shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So he had a girlfriend when he fucked my girlfriend. Did you go fuck her? So she came to me and was like. This is Friday Night Lights. I'd like to continue to say that.

Hey, I just wanted to ask you, has he ever cheated on me before? And I was like, funny you should ask. He fucked my girlfriend. So then it became, Jared's a rat. He ratted him out. Fuck that. So then everyone turned against me. So there was like one.

Yeah. Yo, that's one of those moments where it's like, wait, is this the Truman Show? Wait, I'm in the wrong here. What's going on here? How did that happen? I don't understand that. The town turned on me for being a rat. And I remember going to like some house party that like he was at and like some other kids were at and uh

they came outside and they were like take whoever you just came with and leave and i was like i'm not gonna make my friends leave because because you guys don't want me here so uh i was like it's it's fine like i'll just call for a ride and i'll leave and they were like call for a ride in the street because you're not good enough for the driveway. Get the fuck out of here. He's like, nobody wants you here, blah, blah, blah. And I was like, okay. I mean, it's been super awkward ever since then.

I would imagine. To this day. It's been like 10 years. Who do you hate more? The dude who fucked your girlfriend or the kid who dropped that ball? The kid who dropped the ball. Yeah.

I mean, he cost me a championship, for sure. You don't get it. Yeah, without hesitation. There is the mind of a sports fan and a baseball guy. I am actually friends with him again. It's weird. I'm friends with him now. Like, we're good now.

Really? The guy that's your girlfriend? It's the supporting cast. Yeah, it's the guys that were like backing him it was everyone that was like i guess i understand that i do not understand that i i can actually understand that yeah he's a different person now like he's much different than he was but like back then he was like a cocky arrogant oh you're you're friends with him now yeah okay that makes more sense yeah now he's like yeah he's mellowed out a lot. He's just a completely different person.

But yeah, he was... That was a weird time. That was a weird time. I can get that. There have been... There are people who I'm more at odds with now in my life than... Well, I don't know. I don't want to talk about it all. But I ordinarily would have said,

Are you crazy? I can't believe that. don't want to talk about it at all. But I ordinarily would have said, are you crazy? Like, I can't believe that. But I can feel that. Yeah. I mean, we're definitely not. I don't know if I'd be friends with them again, but I can understand being like, the people who weren't really even involved,

who inserted themselves. Yeah, those are the worst. Yeah, that's worse. And I still, to this day, like, if I see them, I don't even give them the time of day. I think in that circumstance, I probably wouldn't even give that guy the time of day. But like there are definitely people who genuinely felt awful about it. Yeah.

All right. So as long as you actually like, yeah, show a little contrition, you know, he felt awful about it. It was mostly the kids that were like backing him to be like, fuck Jared. And it's like, dude, even even if you don't like what that what, you know, even if you said, you know, in that circumstance, I wouldn't have told that girl. Fine. But you really can't fault anybody. Like they

tried to have like kangaroo court over it. Like they were like they were trying to put me on the stand. They're like, do you rat at him out? Blah, blah, blah. He fucked my girlfriend on my birthday. On my birthday. Like, what the fuck? How did that even happen? why were you not with her

on your birthday we were fighting ah we were fighting and we were at a house party and uh that sucks and i was just like i want to get the fuck out of here so i left with one of my buddies and she's probably the closest guy and was like let's go and then like some people told me they're like hey like they went upstairs with each other last night and then he he heard that like it was getting back to me and then he called that it was getting back to me, and then he called me the next morning. He was like, hey, I just want to let you know, me and so-and-so were upstairs last night,

but I was throwing up, and she was just rubbing my back in the bathroom because I was puking everywhere. And I was like, yeah, whatever. Sure, you're kind of your friend. I bought it, and then find out a few months later, and they were fucking. It took a few months?

Months. Jeez. Like eight months. And so you kicked her to the curb? No. Wait, you stayed with her? Yeah. That's on you.

I know. That is so on you. People try to make things worse sometimes. Not your best friend. In hindsight, that's pretty hard to overcome. He was out of the picture after that. I feel like you hindsight, that's pretty hard to overcome. Yeah, he was out of the picture after that. And then, yeah.

I feel like you can like... Good pussy, Jared. I know. I was obsessed with that girl. You can definitely get over things, but the best friend part, I just could not. And the birthday part.

And the birthday part. It's really a double whammy. It's really a double whammy. I'm not much of a birthday guy, but please don't fuck my girlfriend on my birthday. That's the one rule I got. At the same place that I was and that I left because she and i were in a fight in front of

people like everybody knows oh yeah because it does take that to the next level it's like well not only did you guys do it like you you like met up at like the fucking football stadium at night when no one was there like you did it where everybody but not not everybody knew because it was like they would have these parties there were like a shitload of people would go and then only some people would like sleep over like a shitload of people would go. And then only some people would like sleep over. Yeah. Like maybe like 10 people would sleep over after. So it was like that group knew.

But it was. Yeah. Still, if it's happening in a house like that, like they just didn't care. I mean, definitely people knew. Goodness gracious, Jared. Yeah. I can't believe that story has never accidentally come out on Wine Fridays. That's a tough one.

That's a. Yeah. It's a Wine Friday story. But that was the, I told this story on Ellie's podcast. So then like after that happened, I hooked up with

like her entire family. Like that's some Game of Thrones shit. Like you have a list and it's like, I will fuck your entire lineage, your entire family name. Right.

So that was like the sister. That's a good revenge. The cousin, yeah. The sister, the cousin. I'll fuck your brother next too. I don't give a fuck. I'll fuck your dad, girl. Try to throw the mom?

Me and her are friends now. Really? I mean, I guess I could probably be friends with them much later. Once I become an adult, it's like you should have the 19. It was much later. Yeah, like she

recognized that she was like, I was a shitty person. So even she's kind of come around. That's a tough later. Yeah. Yeah. Like she, she recognized that like, she was like, I was a shitty person. So like even she's kind of, that's a tough one. Yeah. Damn. Yeah. Did not expect that story to come out. I'm friends.

It's weird. Like I'm friends with both of them now, but it was all like the people kind of like support. You don't forget those. Like, fuck it. I don't, I don't talk to those people.

No, you can't even, you can't tolerate that at all. It's, that's why, I mean, trying to have any sort of relationship when you're 17, 18, 19 years old is crazy. Everybody wants to fuck everybody. Come on.

Like, let's just be real here. This is not going to work. It's crazy to ever have a relationship. That's for sure what broke me, though. Like, I kind of just, like, I get the whole, like, you have no empathy thing. I used to. Yeah. I used to.

And then that was it. Yeah, no, that kind of shit can can just morph your entire outlook on everybody. You have empathy when you want it. It's not completely gone. It has to be an extreme situation for me to have empathy. Like it has to be like a really like dire situation for me to dig deep and be like, all right, I care about this. If it's

just your run-of-the-mill bullshit, could not be bothered. That's fair. Yeah, I mean, once you have trust issues, right? Or once you had a friend and a girlfriend, both of those people betrayed you on your day. Yeah, I don't always believe in the goodness and the kindness of people's hearts.

I'm there with you, too. Yeah, I pretty much skew the total opposite direction at this point. Although I was thinking about that the other day, because people are always like, oh, my God, you're so bleak. I think that's just a regional thing, too. I think if anybody from New York knows my style, it's just like, yeah, fuck this, fuck that. Whereas if you're happy from other places in the country,

you can't even comprehend being pessimistic about anything in life. But I also thought, I was thinking how, yeah, I think people are just inherently bad, but that's not really true because ultimately I, I wake up every morning, I walk outside and I'm not like, something's going to happen to me.

Right. Everybody just basically follows the rules and the decorum of society for the most part. I think bad is the wrong word. I think people are selfish. I think people, most people are motivated by their self-interest. It's like, what can I do for me today?

What can you do for me today? How can we do something to benefit me? And I think most people at this point are savvy enough to trick themselves into thinking otherwise. That they are doing something for other people when ultimately there are still self-interest that you're doing this for this

reason. You might, you might say it out loud. You might tell people differently. There might be better effects. You know, there might be good effects for the, for other people,

but you're still getting something out of it. So don't, let's not front. Everybody's always looking out for number one. And that makes you want to just continue to look out for number one. It's like, all right, well then I'm going to do whatever I want and work

wherever I want and be with whoever I want and say whatever I want because basically you guys are too. I do think that it is the worst thing. But I do think that people are capable of putting other people's needs in front of theirs for short periods of time. Does that make sense? Over the long haul, you're still looking out for yourself.

I think there's like a philosophical I don't know. people subscribe to a certain philosophy where it's like if everybody just does what they want to do and look out for themselves then it's kind of an evil even playing field just like about all times you are only doing what you think will make yourself happier then nobody should be able to fault you because they should be doing the same thing but the problem is it takes everybody buying into that. Correct. Because if someone else is out there just trying to be generous and really are just being completely unselfish, then you look like the asshole being selfish.

But if we all just agreed, go get yours, try to make as much money, try to do whatever you want, whatever your goal is to achieve, you go try to do that, then you can't blame anybody else for doing the same. Well, and then people like start loving other people. That's when that that's why why... Love complicates everything. Oh, big time. Love ruins everything. Barstool ruins everything.

Love ruins everything. Bam. And birthdays. And birthdays and best friends. Why do we have to make this a thing? I'm sure the reason you guys were fighting was something to do with your birthday. Somebody just tweeted,

asked him about the parking lot handy. That was the cousin. You got a handy in the parking lot. It was during the game seven, 2016 World Series. I was listening to like, I heard the Rajai Davis home run on the radio.

Wait a minute. This is like two years ago. Yeah. You were still doing your revenge tour two years ago. Never forget. Wow! I think you met her. She was at KFC Radio. What? You were still doing your revenge tour two years ago. Never forget. And also. Wow. Never forget. I think you met her. You met her.

She was at KFC Radio. Yeah. You were doing it 10 years later? Oh, yeah. That's some Arya Stark shit. Crossing off the list. You would love. Thrive. You would love Game of Thrones.

You would love Game of Thrones. You got your dick jerked off 10 years later. 10 years after the fact. In a car. In a car. Jared. Did it come all over your own lap? Buffalo Wild Wings. Wow? Buffalo Wild Wings.

Wow. Buffalo Wild Wings? And then did you just zip up and be like, peace, bitch. Like, you were just a pawn in my fucking revenge scheme. Jared, you gotta watch Game of Thrones.

I'm gonna watch it. I can't believe she didn't blow you. What are you, not an adult? Like, what's going on here? We'll talk about it later, Kevin. Wow. What a fucking revelation to end the show.

Chicks in the Office are up next, but we have a lot to talk about tomorrow. Tune in 1 p.m. on CCK. You guys stay hot. To the ball game. Take me out with the crowd. All right, we're back. Chris Davis is due up. He's on deck. He's on deck. He is 0 for 51.

Going for 0 for 52. Now, at what point do we just show some mercy and sit him down? Or does he just retire? He was benched yesterday. He came into pinch hit. And I set up alerts on my phone. Did you? Yeah, so he came into pinch hit. Oh, shit, here he comes.

Major League Baseball did this on opening day. They introduced Twitter hitter where you can vote for which player you want to have live at bats put on Twitter so that you can see they're at bat. Even if you're not watching the game. I mean, I want Chris Davis to be my my Twitter hitter forever. Has to be. You know what? The other thing is, too, like which which sucks for him is that if you're a pitcher, you don't want to be the guy that gives up a hit to him because it's embarrassing for you. Yeah. So it's almost like pitchers are trying harder to get it out yeah yeah yeah well like i mean james shield's giving up the bomb to bartolo has got to be a fucking yeah that that

that stinks so you don't want to be that guy anymore so yeah they're probably like throwing them nasty shit he's so he was he was over 49 which is the longest non-pitcher streak in in history uh 51 is dating back to last year right yeah he's hit list on the entire season but this He was 0 for 49, which is the longest non-pitcher streak in history. 51 is... Dating back to last year. Right. Yeah, he's hitless on the entire season, but this hitless streak goes back to last season. He has gotten a little bit unlucky, though, because...

Oh, here he comes. Let's... Here he comes. I have never rooted more for someone's failure than Chris Davis at bat here. It's so funny that's happening, and we're watching Tiger putt right now. It's just like.

The two most like electric moments. Tiger are the masters, sinking his putt. Let's go. Chris Davis at the plate. Tigers one under through nine. His last at bat, he hit a liner that was 105 off the bat. You get the bullpen guys all have their hats off and they're they're like wagging their hats to get them off i mean it's literally like is he is

he like having he can't be having fun with this this has got to be he's been laughing has he yeah i mean i feel like if you're over 30 it's really embarrassing over 50 you're just like throwing your hands up like listen i'm gonna make 80 million more dollars over the next few years i mean i don't know what would you do if you were Chris Davis? I mean, you just have to laugh it off. Yeah, 105 off the bat was his last. But see, that sucked even more because that means that was his. Oh, look, we got it on.

We got it on TV now. That is amazing. That's basically his one good swing of the month now. And so now he's going to go back to barely making contact. He has been doing that, though. He's been making contact. Two-one pitch. Has he taken any walks?

Has he been on base? Yeah, he's got a few walks. All right. Oh! Ah. Ground out to second base. He is 0 for his last 52. Yes!

Do you feel like at this point he might just be trying? No. He is 0 for his last 52. Yes. Do you feel like at this point he might just be trying? No. Look, everybody's cheering out there. Oh, oh, nope. Nope, fellas. 0 for 52. The TV was a little bit behind, so those guys just thought they saw a bass knock.

It was almost in the hole. He's sitting there like, fuck, shit, fuck. I know. At this point, it's like you just got to accept that's what's going to happen. I have always said. There's no reaction there, but he. No, he did. He walked in. He's like, fuck.

He was not happy. But he was like smiling and laughing the last time because he's like, what the fuck do you want me to do? Well, when you hit a 105, you can laugh. When you're still hitting weak grounders, it's like, no, dude, you still suck. Yeah. I feel like I've always said if I was a good player and then I just kind of was one of those guys where it fell off a cliff, I would retire. I'd pull a Michael K and then I just kind of was one of those guys

where it fell off a cliff, I would retire. I'd pull a Michael Kodair. He was just like, I can't play this game anymore. I'm not the same player I was. I'm not going to tarnish any legacy or take anybody's spot. I'm out of here. But that never happens when you have 80 million left.

Oh, it's north of that. Is it? Yeah. I think he gets 23 million a year, including this year, over the next four years. It's like 96 million or some shit like that. Is it? Yeah. I think he gets $23 million a year, including this year, over the next four years. $96 million or some shit like that. $96 million. So I can't walk away from that. But also,

four years of this type of shit, where you're the laughingstock of baseball, and no matter what you did... I think I was talking... Was it with fights or with you? No, I think it was with fights. Who would you say is the more obvious steroid user? Chris Davis going from his like 50 home run seasons to this versus Brady Anderson back in the day. Oh, Brady Anderson.

Yeah. It was like 7, 7, 7, 3, 4, 58. 58? Was it really 58? Yeah, something like that. Holy shit. But I mean, Chris Davis is no fucking. If you look at Brady Anderson now, like he's still like yoked. Yeah, I mean, Chris Davis is no fucking... And if you look at Brady Anderson now, he's still like yoked.

Yeah, I mean, he just kept up on that grind. Yeah, I think I saw a picture of him like two or three years ago, and he just looks massive. But yeah, these are his home run totals. He went 1, 0, 4, 3, 2, 21, 13, 12, 16, 50, 18, 18, 24, 19, 8, 1. I mean, that is actually, I mean, I know steroids are obviously no fucking joke, but it doesn't seem like it would make that big of a difference. Like, what were you hitting, 12 home runs?

Were you also putting, like, 30 on the warning track? And now you just had that much more power to get it over? Like how, even if you are that much bigger, how are you, you're still not, he was not that good of a hitter. You know, it's like, it's like Bonds who went from a good hitter to a, an immortal hitter back with all the power that steroids brought. It was just like, I'm a shitty baseball player. And now I'm like in the record books.

It was that though, because if you look at, uh, these were like his doubles the record books it was that though because if you look at uh these were like his doubles the year before it was like 28 36 so those just became home run 33 37 39 20 like he was a big doubles guy and then you know it's like a little uh a little daniel murphy-esque like good hitter and if you could just put you know 75 of them over the fence instead yeah love it bring back steroids you want to fix baseball of them over the fence instead. Yeah. Love it. Bring back steroids. You want to fix baseball?

You want the young kids to be involved? He also got hit by 22 pitches that year to lead the league. Yeah. Just leaning in. Just standing there. Go ahead. I'm a brick wall. I don't feel feelings, you idiots.

Yeah. What are you going to do? Hurt me? Look at my fucking pies. But his, he went from 22. Then the next year he got hit 19 more times. You got hit 24. Yeah. He basically he was getting hit single digit amounts every single year.

And then when he started juicing, he just got hit north of 20 times on multiple occasions. That it might be a more telling steroid stat than the home run. Yeah. He's like, what am I going to do? Bail out. I can't even feel this. Riggs with an all time headline on on barstool sports by the way what i say i want to get fucked by the augusta yellow tracker yeah he loves that thing tracer yeah but i mean that's loves it like i mean it's not an all-time headline but it shocked me it actually like i looked i was

like okay like we're going there we're going there yo Riggs getting cucked on his tweet is my favorite storyline going. And the guy doesn't care. So Riggs last year, two years ago, whatever, he tweeted, someone made fun of me for putting on sunscreen. Imagine you think you're tougher than the sun, the fucking sun. And it got like 150,000 retweets. It was one of the biggest tweets anybody at Barstool's ever had. He's been living off the fucking sun joke since then.

And this guy, Champagne Mike, I believe is his name. Champagne Mikey some shit. He is, all his account is on Twitter is a, is a, he just yoinks tweets. If you look down, if you scroll down his timeline or his, yeah, like his, his tweets, he probably has like 50 tweets and like 45 of them are massively viral and they're all stolen. So he just took verbatim Riggs' tweet, tweeted

it out. I don't hate that. He got like, it gets better, he got like 30,000 retweets. Not nearly as big as Riggs, but definitely still big. Riggs called him out and was like, and Riggs was funny, he's just like, is nobody going to do anything about this? I'm just getting viral cucked here. Riggs was funny he's just like what is nobody gonna do anything about this I'm just getting viral cucked here like what happens

and he tweeted him like so you're seriously just gonna steal this like with no shame and the guy he just wrote back you and me had the same experience bro with a sesame character turning like shrugging his shoulders I don't fucking care this guy just does not give a shit and it's funny because

like in our world tweets matter and that kind of shit matters if you steal tweets if you steal captions if it's like stolen retweet valor is a big deal because that's how we you know that's our currency but if you think about this dude like he's not like really in the game the way we are he doesn't give a fuck

these are all just stupid unwritten rules of the nerdy nerdy internet that we all think are a big deal but like it's like it's like how i i'm a casual sneaker fan and like hardcore sneaker heads will be like you can't wear these or you can't wear those you can't say that and i'm like guys i just don't care about it the way you do the same way that it's like riggs is dying because someone's stealing his retweets and he's just probably like dude i don't care like i'm just hanging out my friends getting retweets he did he's just probably like, dude, shut up. I don't care. I'm just hanging out with my friends getting retweets.

He did change a word, though. Did he? He actually tweeted it up? Yeah, he said, like, some guy. Like, Riggs's tweets said, like, some guy, and then his tweets said some dude. Didn't. No, he didn't play the riser.

It's not completely copied. Yeah. I'd be mad, too. If I was Riggs, I'd be like, what the fuck? Of course I'd be mad. But I would actually laugh about it Chris Davis style once the guy replied, well, I don't know, me and you shared the same experience. Which is just a phenomenal response.

So fucking, like, I'm like, dude, you're funny. Stop stealing tweets. If you came up with that reply, you probably could get your own fucking retweets. You don't need to join them. Jim from Tennessee, what do you got on Crush Davis? Hey, I'm just wondering, if he does get a hit, do they stop the game, give him a stand-in-o, maybe give him the ball? They really should. I mean, especially the Orioles, who have nothing to live for.

Although they started hot, right? Have they since cooled off? They're already back to it. Okay, so they're well back on pace to lose like 120 games. They have nothing to live for. They should do like a Gatorade bath. They should do like a Ted Williams, like walk around the fucking sides

and high five the fans. Like they should do it up because this is going to be the only moment they have all season that's remotely close to good. Wouldn't that be amazing? If he actually gets,

like say it's like a double, if he doubles down the line that he needs to pull the bag like out of the dirt and hold it up like Ricky Henderson. Oh my god, imagine. Imagine if it's a home run. Imagine the mob at home plate.

I mean, they'd have to storm the field. The fans would have to rush the field. I think they should just be like, game's over. It was a walk-off home run on the 4th. It's over. We forfeit. You guys win. We don't want to play this game anymore because we don't want to tarnish the legacy of Chris Davis' first hit since fucking September of 2018.

Jesus Christ. That's a streak, man. Baseball is a fucking cruel, cruel game when it's going bad for you. But I just can't. I mean, at some point, I guess you can't send that guy down, right? You know, that's that's not allowed. Nope. And if you just bench him, you lose a roster spot.

And that's probably equally as embarrassing for someone of his caliber, or formerly of his caliber. So you just got to let him work through it. But I mean, they're also, it's coming at a good time. Because if they were a contender, you'd have to just cut him. You just have to figure out a way to just unload that. Yeah. But the Orioles are probably one of the last organizations

that would release a player that's owed 90-something million dollars. God, I mean, by the way, that's it. That's got to be the worst contract ever, right? Yeah. As we see this unfold, assuming it even goes remotely like this, you know, the guy Vernon Wells is off the hook and Jacoby Ellsbury is off the hook. I mean, the Ellsbury contract is definitely up there. I mean, he's fine. But that's the thing.

I mean, he just doesn't even play. What's worse? What's worse the hook. I mean, the Ellsbury contract is definitely up there. I mean, he's... But that's the thing. I mean, he just doesn't even play. What's worse? What's worse? Davis. Because he's like negative three and a half wins. You are a detriment to your team. You are making the team worse versus Ellsbury, who's an afterthought. Is he even in the organization anymore?

Just a total sunk cost. Yeah, but Ellsbury is up there. The Pujols contract kind of sucks, but at least he's out there. But that was also justified. Maybe not to that many years and that much money, but I don't think there was many people being like, this is going to be a disaster for Anaheim. It was like, hey, you'll probably pay for this on the back end,

but boy, they're going to be pretty good right now. They didn't factor in that he's literally five years older. Dominican years is always going to bite you on the ass. Yeah. years older than me. Dominican years is always going to bite you on the ass. All right. We're back. Chris Davis back at the plate. 0 for 2 today. 0 for his last 52. Already extending his record. Two men

on. One and one count. Ball two. We'll see where we end up here. The crowd has been giving a steady standing ovation the entire at-bat. Yes. He came to the plate to a standing ovation and they just haven't stopped. It's not even like in between pitches.

They'll stop and then start back up again once the pitcher's ready. It's just a steady vibe. They're just clapping. Two men on here. There's a chance to make a little noise, although they're down 7-1, so it doesn't really matter. And they're the Orioles, so it doesn't matter. But trying to get rid of immortality, infamy for all the wrong reasons.

3-1. If there's ever a time to do it, hitters count, baby. Make it happen. Chris Davis. He's owed $96 million over the next three, four years. He is arguably the worst contract in Major League Baseball history. He is not arguably going through the worst

stretch in Major League Baseball history. And I almost want him to get a hit because if he doesn't, I think something drastic might end up happening. I don't know what the move would be. 3-1 pitch. Fouled off. Full count. Yo!

It is failure. You know what? They say it's just as hard to lose 20 games as it is to win 20 games because you're not usually afforded the opportunity to fail as much as this guy is being afforded because they can't afford him. He's $96 million left. So you got to let him work through it. They literally have no prospects to come up.

This is all they have. This breaking this streak is their World Series. Yep. The payoff pitch. Oh, that was a strike. That was a fucking strike, too. That should have been over 53. That was a borderline pitch.

Yo, if you're over 52 and. That was a borderline pitch. Yo, if you're over 52 and you're taking a borderline pitch, I am ringing you up. Who do you think you are, Chris Davis? That ball was very, very close to being right over the plate. I'm looking at the pitch track right now. Let's see where the pitch ended up being. Where did that miss? Maybe a little bit low? A little bit low, yeah.

Come on! It was a little bit low. That's at the fucking knees for a guy who's 0 for 52. You're not getting the benefit of the doubt if I'm blue behind the plate. Imagine just punching him out of the pitch. I would ring him up so hard. I'd be like that ump that goes viral. He does cartwheels out to the middle of the mound and shit like that.

It's such a lesson. Absolutely taking that pitch. Anything that's even remotely close, you should be swinging. Holy fucking shit. If I were him, I would want a strikeout. You want to see how long this goes? Yeah, don't even put me on base. If I'm not going to get a hit, I don't even want to be on base.

Yeah, right, right. I got to run the bases, and I'm still 0 for my last 52. Yeah. I love how far behind the stream is out there. You can hear the office. Why is it so delayed? Because they're probably streaming. It's annoying.

Yeah. Because our internet sucks. Well, no, I know. Pete's tweet today was so good. What did he say? When it talked about how everybody was going to be streaming the Masters, and he was like, when you're on a subpar network or whatever it was, and it was like the sweating guy gif, and it was like,

you know he woke up this morning like, shit, shit i'm gonna have to talk about the internet today it says yeah when you think the when you know the entire office is about to stream the masters on your marginally decent network i think he's just moved over to the new office i think he's just like working on the new office so he just doesn't have to be here at all and i don't hate that move he definitely shouldn't be there today or tomorrow because literally everybody at their desk is streaming the Masters, and it's surely slowing the internet down. I mean, undoubtedly. That's just how it goes. That's what's happening.

You think drones will be delayed if we watch it here? Oh. Yeah, for sure. No, because I don't think they... We have an actual cable box, right? Oh, yeah, so it wouldn't be streaming. Yeah. We wouldn't be streaming it. We would just be watching... We're probably streaming from MLB.com, because it's an out-of-market game. But I think if it's just a channel, I think we should be good. Yeah, we it wouldn't be streaming. Yeah. We wouldn't be streaming it. We would just be watching. We're probably streaming from MLB.com because it's an out-of-market game.

But I think if it's just a channel, I think we should be good. Yeah, we should be fine. But either way, it's not even like you. I mean, I'm not going to be on the internet or anything. How many people are watching it here? You're just going to put your phone down? Yeah. I feel like there will be two, three, four, five, six, anywhere between six and ten, I would guess.

Okay. I'm coming. So they have this. Yeah, I included you in the six. Okay. They have a hotel room available for rent. What's it called? What?

What do you call it when you get a hotel room? Available to book. Buy one? Yeah. You can get a reservation room? Available to book. Buy one? Yeah. You can get a reservation at this hotel. That was tough. $800 a night. It's decked out in Game of Thrones type of decorations.

I think it's in Bryant Park, right? Yeah. Just one room? Yeah. Nobody's booked it yet? No. It's available from now through the finale. Nobody's booked it yet. I's it's available like from now through the finale nobody's booked it yet i think i don't want to fuck with anything yet like i want to make sure

that we can like watch the first episode and record it and all that shit but at some point during the finale we should go to a game of thrones room and watch it like covered surrounded by like goblets and fuck i don't even know what how it looks but i'm sure it's all like old school shit how has nobody booked that room? I don't know. I just heard about it. I guess it hasn't really gone totally viral. I guess a lot of people also aren't going to pay $800,

but if it's on the company dime... Hello, content. Right, that's where... I mean, I'm sure regular people aren't going to do it, but someone like us where we can set up a camera and we're just surrounded by Game of Thrones scenery while we watch some of the finale. I was talking to MB downstairs, like about sales stuff for the college football show.

And I told her, I was like, well, listen, if I don't finish Game of Thrones, I'm going to just take off of work and claim it. And she's like, yeah, it's for content. I was like, and I'll just order from Postmates all day and say I'm doing ad reads. KFC promo code, $100 off your next week of delivery. You know, they do ad deals with CCK's

podcast. I feel like I'm just doing the Lord's work. My postmate delivery guy last night was named Chardon. That's not a real name. That's a made up name. Chardon? S-H-A-R-D-O-N. It's only $569 to stay?

Yeah, it's in Midtown. Yeah, I don't... And it's called the Lannister's Lair. Fuck yeah, Michael. Oh, we're going. We'll get the wine out. I really don't know

why this room hasn't been rented yet. It's called at the... It's at the Refinery Hotel. I'm saying this on the air. Now somebody's gonna go book it and we're not gonna be able to stay there. I think that...

This looks fucking sick. So I think the idea, I think we might go episode four because episode one I want to make sure... Yeah, that's dope. Like, look at that. Yeah, it's got like a spread, like a medieval feast. Yeah. And then you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to slaughter all you like it's the Red Wedding. Fine, can I go first?

I'm just going to kill everybody in the room. Like, they've got the goblets and everything. I would love to drink wine out of a goblet while I watch Game of Thrones. Do you think we should order goblets for Sunday? I think we should order this room. Well, yeah, but not for Sunday. Yeah, let's get a goblet out. Let's get the goblets out.

See, I think episode one, I want to make sure we watch it and we're here to record. Same thing with probably episode two. And then episode three is supposed to be the big battle episode. So I don't know if we want to fuck around being like, you know, in this hotel room, what if they're cable, this or that. The other thing, what if the TV's not great? I think we want to watch that battle like, you know. I'm assuming we can make all those TVs just be one thing.

Can we have like Game of Thrones on like 12 by 24 screen? Oh, I don't know about that. Are they all individual? I have no idea, but I've never seen it be all one thing. Yeah, we're always watching more than one thing. That's true. We just had Game of Thrones on like a 12 foot by 24 foot TV. We need to get Tech Eye Andrew on that like now.

Yeah, that would be sick. And all the lights off. Yep. Okay, we need to get Spider on the goblins. And I'm calling shotgun on one of these recliners. I'm not watching Game of Thrones from a fucking office chair. I'm going to bring, you know what I'm going to do? I'm going to bring like one of those like big blow up mattresses

and like set up like a sweet pallet. Okay. Oh yeah. We'll do a lock in. Oh, I'm so in. We're staying the night. I really might just bring clothes and stay the night. You guys will probably come in here to get ready for Game of Thrones and I might just be here watching the Masters. Fuck everybody else. Yeah, that's actually going to be a problem.

What if you guys have already monopolized the chairs watching golf? I might send Spider to sit in my chair until Game of Thrones starts. I don't know how many people are going to watch the Masters here. I don't usually like watching... Is Riggs going? No. He went last year, right? Nobody's going. That was last year they went? Yeah.

Nobody's going this year. Interesting. We weren't welcome back? I don't know the story. I just know nobody's going back. year. Interesting. We weren't welcome back? I don't know the story. I just know nobody's going back. Interesting. Interesting. We've wrapped up March Madness, and we have wrapped up the hottest TV character bracket. It's over?

It's over. Sloane. Sloane is the winner? Sloane's the winner. I bet your ass she's the winner. Of course she is. It has to be. It was Kelly Kapowski.

It was a finals that we knew was going to happen, and it's a champion that we knew was going to happen. It was Kelly versus Sloane in the winner. Of course she is. It was Kelly Kapowski. It was a finals that we knew was going to happen, and it's a champion that we knew was going to happen. It was Kelly versus Sloan in the finals, and Sloan won about 60-40 or 65-35. It literally should have just been called the Sloan Invitational. I would love to get it outside of... It was the same thing when we did

Funniest TV Character. Michael Scott ran away with it because there are just certain things with the Barstool crowd that are always going to prevail. And the office is one of them. And Sloan from entourage is one of them. Like I knew from the jump that everybody thought she was the hottest chick of all time. I knew how it was going to play out.

It was interesting seeing how other things played out. I couldn't believe Pam Anderson was bounced when she was, I thought Kelly Kapowski was going to give it a run. But Sloan reigns supreme. You know what's funny too, though? Because everyone talked about, well, oh, Game of Thrones characters, they're naked and they're having sex, and so that, yeah, I'd definitely drink out of that.

Yeah, we're getting those. You know, Game of Thrones and HBO shows and premium channels, and there were sex scenes and this, that, and the other thing. Sloane from Entourage, not that much. Like, if you, like, I mean, I was trying to do it for the blog. I'm trying to find my clickbait. I'm trying to put pictures and GIFs of her in.

If you Google Sofia Vergara GIFs, there's a lot to look at. Sloane from Entourage is so hot that she was in a show where she's pretty pedestrian as far as the acting goes. She was never in these sex scenes, or she was never naked, or she was never doing anything overly sexy. She's just that good looking that everybody knows the deal. these sex scenes or she was never naked or she was never doing anything like overly sexy she's just that good looking that everybody knows the deal there was the one yeah there's the one scene when they're already living she and he are already living together and vince is like throwing some i think it's like season seven when he's like worried about the sasha gray era and he's like oh you know vince is taking away all my attention and then she like drops her her like nightgown and she's like

well why don't you turn your attention to me he's like done and you like see her side boob and her butt that's the only that's about it yeah it's the only time when she was when she was faking pregnant for the show or tits were out but like other than that she's a pretty like wholesome person yet everybody was still like sexiest character ever

yeah I guess it's the perfect blend of yeah and she was like a down ass bitch yeah she's so hot it's very perfect blend of, yeah. And she was, like, a down-ass bitch. Yeah, she was so hot. It's very rare to find, like, the hot girl that isn't, like, you know. She's super smart, hot girl, and she was, like, bring it home to mom material. And she superseded, like, every other relationship. Like, she was always there for, like, all of Vince's craziness. Like, she was ride or die, even when they weren't together.

Right. So she was just always the constant. Right. I mean, I mean, she's the best, but Kelly Kapowski, I mean,

she molded a generation. She did. Yeah. But Sloan from entourage is everybody's dream girl. Literally dream girl. By the way, Rhea and I were talking about this on chicks in the office the other day. Um,

we, we really messed up not doing a dude's bracket this year. A dude's bracket? Like the hottest male television characters. Oh yeah, where were you on that one? I didn't even think about it. You guys gotta get your mind into the gutter. We're doing it next year.

You know what's funny? I didn't even think about this, but when I dropped that, Clem and a couple other guys were like, I fucking love the fact that we're stuck in the middle of this PC era where everyone's labeling us misogynistic and shit, and you're just out here doing like, which of these bitches is the hottest instead of 64? I didn't even question.

That didn't even cross my mind. So we're here to do, bro. We're here to talk about good-looking people. Guys or girls. I'll do a bracket of guys. I could easily vote on that just as well as I could vote on girls. Let's do that. I mean, I'm sitting here going through the female bracket. Who would be your one seeds? I don't see that.

It's going to be tough. I mean, Tim Riggins was the one that we all immediately said. See, I can't do it off the top of my head. I feel like I would really have to. There's a difference between guys and girls. No, because there's so many different ways you could go. Guys were able to rattle off like all 64 of them. I feel like chicks love that dude from Grey's Anatomy.

Oh yeah, that's the one Ellie said first. McDreamy. I said Ari Gold as a character. And Rhea and I were talking about you wouldn't put him as a number one seed, but Ari Gold, the character, is fantastic. As opposed to Jeremy Piven. Just straight good looking?

If you're going straight looks, obviously Jeremy Piven's a good looking dude. Straight looks you mean? Yeah like if you're going straight looks I mean yeah like obviously Jeremy Piven's a good looking dude but like Jon Snow. You girls go well for Jon Snow. Oh Jon Snow that's a good one. Who's that dude from Don Draper? Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Yeah he's on here. I mean Zach Morris would obviously be on there. David Boreanaz

that's your boy? Yeah. He's a good looking dude. Yeah I mean he's another fucking leather jacket guy. We gotta stick together. I said Jesse Pinkman would have to be on there somewhere. What? Interesting. Girls love Michael Scofield from Prison Break. I'll do this for you girls.

Aaron Paul. Aaron Paul is so hot. Jesse Pinkman, junkie. Yeah, but you fall in love with the villain of that. And by the end, he's like. Yeah, you feel so bad for him. The writers of Breaking Bad did such a good job of making you

love a meth head junkie in Jesse. And then, like, Walter White is a bad dude. He's just trying to defend or provide for himself. Yeah, you were rooting for Walter. I actually stopped at some point. He becomes a bad dude. When he's full Heisenberg, I wasn't really rooting for him anymore., you were rooting for Walter. I actually stopped at some point. He becomes a bad dude. When he's full Heisenberg, I wasn't really like

rooting for him anymore. I never stopped rooting for him. Yeah, I mean, I wasn't... He's an awful logical liar. Yeah, but you... I wasn't rooting against him. I guess it's similar to Cersei. I'm rooting for her.

But like when... When he was being shitty to Jesse... Oh, yeah, then I hated him. Then it kind of turned. But I hated him. But then you're rooting for him because you know that he realized that and he came back. I hated Jane so much. Yo, that scene.

Love Jane. That scene stuck with me. When he lets her choke out. Why did you love Jane? She was trying to manipulate Jesse. I know you like her because she was hot. I think Jesse manipulated her. She was clean.

Manipulated by women. I mean, she was super manipulative. Yeah, but that wasn't until she started using again. Before she was using, she was like... She started using because of Jesse. So Jesse actually ruined her, not the other way around. Again, it goes back to the fact that they did such a good job

of making him such a likable character when in real life, he's a loser. Jane, before she started using again was really really cool so you can't like it's like no yes she was on her i mean she's hot that's what it's about yeah that's all that's about yeah i mean you're saying that because she's hot she was the character herself was not a good character well that's true but for the guys bracket also then you have to go into like i feel like with a girl's bracket it's like guys know who is universally good looking ria ellie and i got in this you'll all have different we all have different things like

ellie is in and she's something completely different than me the one seeds for girls were like locked right maybe a little bit of argument but they would then those were just like the two seeds girls you you might have a one seed that's another girl's like eight seed or like ari gold like ari gold like might be number one for you and another girl would be like uh like the short like little jewish lawyer no yeah i mean Like Ari Gold might be number one for you and another girl would be like the short little Jewish lawyer. No. Yeah, I mean he wouldn't be my number one seed. I do think that Tim Riggins would be universally number one. Yeah, he's pretty universal number one

overall. Friday Night Lights? No. The one that fights always wear shirts of? Okay. He is a pan rocket for sure. Yeah, I mean you girls are going to end up having guys with a good sense of humor on there. I mean... Idiots. You're going to end up having guys with a good sense of humor on there. I mean... Idiots.

We need to... You're going to have Will Ferrell in there. He's funny or some shit. No. I love Will Ferrell. But if we're talking about the hottest... Do you fuck Will Ferrell? Yeah.

Yeah, I would. I think everybody would. I don't know about that. I think you might be alone on that one. I'm not alone. He's like a six foot seven curly haired beast man. Yeah. It'd be a good story. You think that Will Ferrell can throw down?

His midsection is built like a waterbed. He's got that divot in it. Yeah. Looks like someone hit a golf ball off his stomach. Yeah, you just slap it and it's just like, whoa, whoa. Tom, what do you got on the Hawkeye bracket? Yeah, I mean, I agree that everybody's got the kind of niche for people, but I think there's probably four guys

that are pretty universal. Everybody's going to agree. One seat's for the guys. You got Jon Hamm, you got Brad Pitt, you got George Clooney, and you got Leonardo DiCaprio. Oh, are we doing TV? Oh, no, we're doing TV characters. Actors are a whole different fucking bargain. Leo, for sure, but if you're doing TV characters. TV, yeah. Actors are a whole different fucking bargain. Oh, actors are easy.

Leo, for sure. But if you're doing TV, it's John... TV characters. It's Don Draper. You'll have Don Draper, Tim Riggins. John Snow, maybe, but I still don't think he would be a number one scene. That might be a little bit of recency bias. Yeah. And then, you know, like, if you want to go like what I did with Kelly Capassi,

I think you girls should be doing Zack Morris. Yeah, I said Zack Morris. He would definitely be up there. How about this? Sloan is Mark Paul Goslar's wife in his new show, and he was wifed up with Kelly Kapowski in his old show. So Zack Morris and now his new character on The Passage took down both of those girls.

That's crazy. Good for him. I was about to say, good for him. And Franklin and Bash is coming back because me and Feidelberg did The Unthinkable and brought it back. He put up a picture yesterday of him and Breckin Meyer, said, we're back.

They're getting the old band back together. I don't care what anybody says. Franklin and Bash will be back, and it's because we were creating the bus. So for all you Franklin and Bash fans out there, you're fucking welcome. You're fucking welcome. I'm trying to think, like, who is...

There is no male Sloan. Like, the number one? Just like, yeah, there's no, like... I mean, Tim Riggins should be pretty high up there. He really should be. But is he, like, you know... Is it, like, ironclad? Yeah, like, it really should be the Sloan Invitational.

Like, if you knew at the very beginning that Sloan was going to win, there's no, like, undis? Yeah, like it really should be the Sloan Invitational. Like if you knew at the very beginning that Sloan was going to win, there's no like undisputed like this guy's going to win. I think Tim Riggins is pretty close to that. I would say that guys and girls alike would say that. Okay. I mean. I mean, you got to run through all the CW shows, all the boyfriends of every, like all of the girly shows.

Like at some point you guys were all fingering yourselves to Chad Michael Murray on One Tree Hill. Out on him. Never was a big fan of his. First of all, I've never watched One Tree Hill, but I was never a huge... Who on the OC, then? I never got off to that porn that I never watched. I'm telling you right now that

I was never a big Chad Michael Murray fan. Ryan Atwood on the OC, but then I got older and I was like, eh. He was pretty popular back then. It really depends. Like, I don't know. I don't really. Dude from Gossip Girl, Nate Archibald.

Never watched that show. Seth Cohen from the OC. See, that's the thing about Seth Cohen now. Like, now as you're older, you're like, okay. Like, he was definitely not the hot guy. But he was really funny. But I still wouldn't put him in a hot television character bracket He's just not physically hot enough

I mean I love this is so Barstool The phone line is lighting up with guys Let's go Bill from Indie what do you got So curious to the thought on it But Timothy Oliphant When he plays the character on Justified

See the problem that you also run into to the thought on it, but Timothy Olyphant when he plays the character on Justified. See, the problem that you also run into is that girls don't watch some of the shows that are going to have major male heroes. I don't know how many girls

watch Justified. I didn't watch it, but I know exactly who that is. He is a fucking... At one point, they describe him. He has a black... It's a black woman

who's his partner at one point. She's like, oh, you mean, uh, it's a black woman who's like his partner at one point. And she's like, Oh, you mean to tell me that the, like the really tall, the really tall, good looking white man with a shit ton of swagger was able to like,

blah, blah, blah, blah, blah. And like, that's exactly what he is on that show. Uncle Jesse would be a good one.

Oh, Stamos gotta be a one seat. Uncle Jesse gotta be up there. Stamos gotta be a one seat. I feel like Stamos is the guy. Like if there's one guy that's like the favorite to just clean house, it's gotta be Stamos. Stamos versus Riggins in the finals. Yeah, I think Tim Riggins would still take that one.

Johnny from Atlanta, what do you got? Kramer, Seinfeld, any woman in the 90s, cream in her pants. That dude was on fire. You never know with girls. They're going to be throwing the sense of humor in there, and that just throws a wrench in the whole fucking operation. Did you ever do Sex and the City? I mean, I know Mr. Big, right?

No, Smith Jared is one that Samantha ends up dating. Smith Jared? It's not his real name. She changes his name, but he's like a young waiter when she first starts sleeping with him. By the time the movie comes out, dude is an all-time smoke. He gets so hot as he gets older. Is that the guy

with the glasses? No, no, no. That's Steve. That's a nerdy dude. I was like, wait a minute. No, no, no. I'll show you. Do girls think that Vinny Chase is hot?

Oh, yeah. They do? When he cut his hair. See, I wasn't a Vinny Chase shag fan. Shaggy dog hair. When he cut his hair, oh, yeah. What about E? What about Skinny Turtle?

Jerry Ferrara? I wouldn't put them in the brackets. Craig, what do you got on the hotness? This is just dude. I love it. Lighting up. Craig, what's up? I have the most heterosexual male you've got in the world, but if you're talking about

hot male scale, number one seat has to be Jax Teller from Sons of Anarchy. Oh, that's a good one. Hell yeah. Fucking ripped as hell. Yo, Jax Teller. That's a good one. Hell yeah. Fucking rip as hell. Yo, Jax Teller. That's a good one. He is all that is man. He's got his motorcycle.

He's wearing his fucking baggy jeans and his Air Force Ones fucking hose, killing people. That is that. Okay, so my one seeds would be Uncle Jesse. Tim Riggins. Tim Riggins. Jax Teller. Damn. Zach Morris.

And Zach Morris. Mike from Philly, who you got? I think a bit of a sleeper could be John Krasinski and Jack Ryan. Oh, I was going to even say Jim Halpert. I bet you he sneaks in there being like the hot co-worker or whatever. In later seasons when he had a little bit of a glow up and he's funny and cracking jokes. You'll get girls who put him in there. Jamie Lannister needs to be in there.

What about Michael Kelso? That's Ashton Kutcher in That 70s Show. See, I don't like, I never really big That 70s Show's fan and I didn't think Ashton Kutcher was hot back then. Sean from Chicago. Who do you got, the hottest guys? So, I actually have a question. I'm wondering, have you guys seen Californication? Yep.

Yes. So, Hank Moody, I actually have a question. I always watch the show with my guys, my roommates, and that guy is just nailing chicks every scene, girls of every kind. He cleans up. But I never thought he was too hot. But I want to know if he would make it onto this bracket. I want to know if Casey finds Hank Moody attractive.

Well, there's two questions. So, Casey, first of all, do you think that Duchovny as Hank Moody is just physically hot? But then second of all, he's the brooding writer, artsy type who doesn't give a fuck. He is the prototypical, like, girls be like, please like me, please like me, please like me. And he's just like, I'm going to go drink at the bar and fuck this other girl. And you're going to be chasing me for the rest of your life. I think David Duchovny is an attractive dude. I would not be like, oh, my God, he's super hot.

But his character, his character would make it on the bracket. Hank Moody for like all the wrong reasons is sexy. You know, he's self-destructive. He's selfish. He's a mess. Sign me up. But yes, I mean, just sign me up but yes i mean just sign me up like i walk right into that when i interviewed him i was like right after my life blew up and i

was like you know man i kind of identify with hank moody a little bit he was like that's not good that's not great fuck fuck david you're the one with the real life sex addiction what about stefan when he hits the machine when when urkel hits the machine see now that's where you You're the one with the real life sex addiction. What about Stefan? When he hits the machine? When Urkel hits the machine? Now, that's where you girls are going to have to do your due diligence. Because to me, that would be like a 16 seed that you got to get in there to make the joke. He's not going to win the tournament, but you got to make sure he's in there. Yeah, absolutely.

Stefan is an attractive guy. 100%. He's smooth as fuck. Yeah. Angel, what's up, boo? I love these calls. Who do you got on hottest guy? Angel?

Oh, hey. I'm talking about Jim Halpert and then Jack Ryan. John Krasinski is the best looking guy and nobody's brought him up. Would you say that about him on The Office, though, or only when once? Because his new show is on Amazon. Jack Ryan, he's like a terror terrorist, like CIA operative. Yeah, it's Tom Clancy character. Would you say that about him as as Jim Halpert? Yeah, he's a funny guy in there. Sweet, thoughtful.

Oh, my God. See, but here's the thing, Angel. It's not the sweet, thoughtful tournament. It's the fucking hot guy tournament. There are a lot of people that think he's super hot. I don't think he's super hot. But therein lies the difference. I'm not making the field of 64 being like,

man, that girl was so sweet to her boyfriend. I'm with you. I'm attracted to her. I'm with you, but Sloan... Did you do your tournament as the character's names or as the actress's? I mean, you know, it blend. It's very hard to separate them, but technically it was supposed to be the character. Somebody just tweeted George Clooney on ER.

That doesn't count. That's cheating. That is flat out cheating. I honestly think that Tim Riggins would run away with this. I really do. I think Uncle Jesse will be there. Stamos will be in the ring. Oh, for sure. It would be like Sloan and

Kelly Kapowski. You know where this is going. Is that the finals? I think that because Tim Riggins is... Taylor Kitsch is not as hot as Tim Riggins, whereas John Stamos is way hotter than Uncle Jesse. Heather, what you got, girl?

What about Pacey from Dawson's Creek? A little throwback for some people. I never watched Dawson's Creek. What? Yeah, I mean, I wonder. You're going to have to have Dawson or Pacey or someone from Dawson's Creek. I mean, I know who they are. I mean, that's not one of my picks.

You'd have to put it in there, though. I don't want to wait! Can two guys come from the same show? Oh, yeah, why not? Because we talked Zach Morris. We did not talk A.C. Slater. Would you put him in there in his Bayside onesie? Heather, would you put A.C. Slater sitting backwards

in that chair at the max in your bracket? Definitely. Yeah, he has to be in there. He had a nice bulge going Yeah Huge cock But again It's like Mario Lopez

Hotter than AC Slater Yeah but You know what I mean Like it's I don't know about that Cause I I just Mario Lopez is like charming

But Zack Morris Was just so much hotter By the way I'm going back to the Stamos thing I think I think Uncle Jesse's hotter than Stamos No He was I mean he was in a band And he owned Stamos thing. I think Uncle Jesse's hotter than Stamos. No.

He was in a band, and he owned a nightclub. Oh, I mean, Uncle Jesse is super hot. But you know what this is? Stamos plays with the fucking Beach Boys. Does he? Oh, yeah. This is my thing, and this might change from girl to girl, and it's also my age maybe.

I think that usually guys are hotter as they get older. Right. So it's like Uncle Jesse was super hot. Don't get me wrong, but I think him now is hotter because he just looks better. I don't think that's true. You would rather get ragdolled by Uncle Jesse than Stamos in You. No, I don't think that's true.

Really? I don't believe that. Because the Stamos in You... Are we talking about their characters or his looks? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the character, yeah. I'm strictly going off of his looks. Yeah, because I mean like Stamos and you. Are we talking about their characters or his looks? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh, the character, yeah. Like, I'm strictly going off of his looks. Yeah, because, I mean, like, Stamos as Uncle Jesse was, like, very sexualized.

Oh, yeah. Well, yeah. Have mercy. And you, he's just like, you know. But he's, like, looks-wise. Girls like that distinguished old man look, though. I will take that over Uncle Jesse 10 out of 10. He's a man rocket. I mean, that. He's so man rocket. I mean, that is so fucking hot.

Or him in Entourage, like when he plays the cameo for the season in Entourage. Like, I mean, holy shit. Is he married? The fact that he didn't marry Lori Loughlin is just, yeah. He was married to Rebecca Romijn for a minute. Remember, she was Rebecca Romijn Stamos. I don't think so anymore. I feel like he remarried, but someone not famous.

But they, every now and then, will tweet at each other, do some social media or whatever with Lori Loughlin. Yeah. Oh, the show's over. What happened there? What the fuck happened? Whoops. What the fuck?

Got caught up. What happened? I don't know. Guys, the show's over. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Kevin. Oh.

Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome. Welcome.

Welcome. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man. Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man. How you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that.

Welcome, welcome, welcome. Welcome back. Welcome back. Welcome back. Casey's got her feet up. She's watching the Masters. She's all happy. I said she looks like Taylor Swift

in a music video. She got the leather pants on with the zippers. Yeah. It looks like she's... She's dressing like she's trying to fuck the Masters. I might be. The hair's a little Taylor Swift-esque. Jared walked right up to me today and said, you look like Taylor Swift in a music video.

And I said, is that a compliment? Yeah, I think so. He's like, yeah, I think so. I paused. I would imagine. Yeah, I think it is. Well, I appreciate it. It's definitely not an insult.

It was more like, am I giving a compliment or making an observation? Oh, okay. Definitely not an insult, though. It's definitely not an insult. No, I mean, I feel like unless you hate Taylor Swift, it can't be an insult. No, I have plans tonight and I can't go home, so I figured might as well just...

Is it Laura Rutledge? No, it's actually not. Oh, is she mad? Are you upset? Is she upset that you're cheating? I'm not cheating on her. Did she change her number so that you can't contact her again after this? No. She understands my plans tonight? No. She understands

my plans tonight. Okay. She's not getting jealous. It's fine. No. It's fine. She's definitely not jealous. Okay.

Are you going to like take a picture and tag her in even if she's not in it? No. Just let her know you're thinking of her? No.

Okay. We're good. Hey, would you fuck Pauly D? That's a loaded question. I don't think it's not. It's a pretty straight up question. No, I feel like, okay. Would you want to have sex with him or not?

Like, before I started working at Barstool, see, now I feel like if I say it, it's weird because he's like running through here now. Because it's like kind of attainable. Yeah, well, it's like also, like it's a friend of the program thing. Before I started working at Barstool, I mean, yeah, probably.

Yeah, I think so. I asked Rhea, she was like, no. I was surprised by that. Yeah. Well, because she like also works with him. I do feelhea. She was like, no. I was surprised by that. Why? Well, because she also works with them. I do feel like it's way different. Like the Jersey Shore days, 100%. When I was in college, we had like Jersey Thursdays and all that.

Yeah. Now it's kind of like, well, I mean, that would be weird if I say yes. He's like walking into the office and somebody's like, hey, did you hear what she said on the radio? No, that's the gift and the curse of Barstool. You get to meet a lot of people and like athletes and people you root for and root against and then you meet them and the personal like connection changes the dynamic yeah when they were here last year like it was about a year ago because they get popped up on my like snapchat memories or whatever that was the most excited i've ever been well i i mean we constantly reference how much the office was

buzzing during during the journey Shore. It was buzzing. But in this office, I've never been more excited than that day because they were all here. Yeah. I mean, like, I went back and looked at the videos. Like, I have the video of, like, Pauly saying the cabs are here with me. And I was like, this is, like, I could die now. And now looking back, I'm like, well, why was I so starstruck by Jersey Shore? Well, I mean, Pauly D is one of my favorite people on the planet.

Yeah. He is the richest, nicest, like, most successful guy in the world. And everybody kind of clowns Jersey Shore

for obvious reasons. It's a little bit of like a, you know. It's a parody of itself. Right. But like, he since, like,

he has a Vegas residency. Yeah. He DJs all over the place. Shout out Rhode Island. He like, he's boys. Shout out Providence. He's boys with like, famous athletes, famous people.

He's just famous. He just did it. He just made it. Everybody knows. So you can say whatever you want about Jersey Shore. You can claim that he's not a real DJ because he went on a reality show. It is what it is. The dude fucking killed it.

Him and Vinny are on the new episode of KFC Radio, and tonight they'll be doing Answer the Internet. And their show premier is coming, right? Right, double shot. Two hours, no commercials. Those guys are just absolutely going to double team some chicks. Yeah, one of my friends is on that. 100%.

Are you? Oh, yeah. I mean, she might get double teamed by Vinny and Pauly. I don't know. It's just going to happen. Two hours, no commercials? Yep. You know what's so funny, too?

By the way, when someone gets voted off, Pauly is like, you know, like, it's so funny too by the way when when when someone gets voted off yeah paulie is like you know like rebecca your cab is here that's how that's the send-off oh my god i mean it makes complete sense it really does i feel like that i've always said this when people talk about reality television it's like would you ever go on a reality tv show and i've always said if i knew going into it, I mean, this is the most obvious answer ever. If I knew going into it that I could have success like the way that Pauly has or Snooki or like the big time. Snooki will be here Friday. We're doing a whole fucking crew this week.

Well, yeah, because they were able to make actual careers out of it, even though there's still the Jersey Shore cast. And you go back and you watch like the beginning. But honestly, at this point, Jersey Shore is just a career in its own right. Like the new seasons they put out, we're drawing like millions of viewers. It's not like, oh, we're just doing this reunion thing for nostalgia's sake. It's just like, well, we have a TV show again. Right. I mean, I hope that everybody's got kids.

Mike's in jail. The drama is like higher than ever. And that's what these guys do best. And Mike is befriending Billy McFarlane in jail. Do you see that? I love that. He played Checkers with Spooky Ghost from The Fappening, and he's best buds with Billy McFarlane.

So he's out of the time. Correct me if I'm wrong, but did we name him Spooky Ghost? Yes, correct. No one else in the world ever called him Spooky Ghost except for Dave. It was a total Dave-ism, but it just stuck. So do people know his real name? No, correct. No one else in the world ever called him spooky ghost except for Dave. Okay. It was a total Dave-ism, but it just stuck. So do people know his real name? No, no. I definitely don't. So how did, like,

when this news report came out, how did they refer to him as? Like the guy who did the fappening. Yeah, that's what it was. And he's best buddies with Firefest Billy McFarlane. So funny. The Cinch probably didn't even see that documentary. So he's probably

going to come out of jail being like, I met this guy. He's an entrepreneur. He's got great ideas. We're going to make a credit card. We're going to do this festival. We're going to kill it. Are you sure? I thought it came out right before that. Maybe right before he went to jail. I think that he was in jail already. I feel like he's been in it for a little bit.

I remember the Instagram live on his way to prison. Going on a clink. Yeah, but that's the thing. Free sitch. With Jersey Shore, it's not like they were the real world people where they had to go on pool party tours. You know how they do that? It's like the big time names are at colleges making appearances. They're actually still mega stars, even if you make fun of it.

I put up when they were doing Answer the Internet the other day you make fun of it like i i put up when they were in doing answer the internet the other day i just put it on my instagram story and i got flooded with dms like they're such fucking losers grow up and it's like they're making millions of dollars they're not losing they're not losing at much they're not losing at life at all they got famous doing what everybody in college was doing and they just so happen to do it at the jersey shore on camera yeah so vinny was always the first time a couple times he came in here he was very like i don't want to be vinny from the jersey shore well that's stupid and then now now uh now they're

all back in like the gang's back together he's kind of embraced it more why would you but i asked him i was like did you ever because when you sign up for a reality show on some level you're like a showman and a performer and you're probably thinking about trying to grab some limelight. He said he was just like, oh, I'm just going to like fuck a ton of girls from back home. Like I'm going to be on a reality show and I'm going to kill it at the shore. I'm going to kill it with Staten Island. That's all he ever like intended to do was just like get local girls like to like him. And well, I mean, he did.

He did do that. I'd say so. plus several other regions and cities and countries and everything like italy like wow like fucking what a turn of events like yeah we're just goofing around in this house and now all of a sudden that's what i'm saying i i still at 30 years old want to go to that house because you can still rent the house out and i'm sure it got more expensive after the last like reunion or whatever but between them it didn't it was pretty cheap to go the house is the same it's the same yeah i think we should go and especially now being at barstool how funny it'd be like you rig it up with like the confessional and everything like

i still want to do that i said people should do like bachelorette parties there and rig it up have the confessional do the whole thing have the, the duck phone and all that shit. Why not? I mean, it's awesome. You don't like the Jersey show. You're a fucking dork. Yeah.

No, I watched it. It's so entertaining. I watched it. You think that just because he's been in and out of here, that, that does that make him less attractive or just less desirable? No,

no, that, that doesn't change anything. It's just that it makes it awkward for her to say she would fuck Pauly. Yeah. No, no, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, I feel like,

make no mistake about it. If Andrea Russett got added as a third co-host on Call Her Daddy, I would still try to marry her every single day. Yeah, but you're a creep with her. You said, I love you. Paulie D is not anywhere near the top of my list. She loves me back, though.

Like if Drew from the fucking Chainsmokers walked through here, yeah, it's way different. No one knows who that is. Millions of followers. Yeah, but's way different. No one knows who that is. That guy, those guys. Millions of followers. Yeah, but people know the chain smokers. No one knows what their names are.

I mean, I bet you if you walked outside and asked, more people in here would know. You don't know anything, so I don't know why you're chiming in on this.

I'm the fucking litmus test. Like, if I don't know their fucking names, You didn't know what happened to Magic Johnson over the fucking, like, it was all over the internet,

and you didn't know, so you're not any type of test of knowing what's going on. That is completely different. Knowing a story that broke like within 24-hour news cycle, yeah, it was all over the internet and you didn't know. So you're not any type of test of knowing what's going on. That is completely different. Knowing a story that broke, like, within a 24-hour news cycle, yeah, you gotta give me a little bit of time to catch up. Are you watching Speed of Catching Up?

Are you watching these recaps on Game of Thrones yet, or what? You're not gonna do it, are you? When is the first episode? Sunday. This Sunday? Yes, 4 days. He's a litmus test, though. I mean, like, I'm gonna be watching baseball. Like, today, this afternoon, watch a bunch of recaps. They're like half hour long. Do like two hours. You can recap four

seasons in two hours. No, he's not going to do it. I mean, I don't give a fuck. You can do whatever you want. I would like to. I mean, I'm not just sitting here while you guys talk about Game of Thrones. Are you guys going to be talking on Monday? Is it going to be a fucking two hour game of Thrones? Pat from Boston, what do you got on Game of Thrones? It's going to be a long

summer for you, Jared. Long month, at least. It's going to be long, Jared, and you're going to get really upset really quick, but I was looking KFC on Twitter, saw that you and John talking about the top 10 Game of Thrones moments and Hodor was number three and John was like, and you were

talking about how stupid that was, and I think it's like the most important part of the entire story, because it shows that if Bran makes a mistake it's like the most important part of the entire story. Cause it shows that a brand makes a mistake while traveling in the past. He can affect the future. Yeah. Which is why a lot of people have the theory that he accidentally. I don't have a problem with the importance of it.

I don't have a problem with like what it, what it shows as possible. I thought hold or hoarder holder, hold the door, hold the door was corny. You did? Yeah. Even I know what that is. But it shows. Yeah. I just, I thought, Hodor, hold the door, hold the door was corny? You did? Yeah. Even I know what that is.

But it shows. Yeah, I just, I thought it was like, it was too. Yes, it does show. I'm just saying that the way in which they did it, I thought was like. You just thought that part was corny? You thought his whole storyline was corny? Yeah, I didn't really, I didn't like Bran and Hodor just walking around. Oh yeah, no, I mean.

Like, I always knew the importance of Bran from book readers telling me that it was going to be a big deal, so I would never write him off and be like, I don't care about this, because I knew to watch and pay attention because it was going to be important. But on the surface, in a vacuum, those scenes are just like, whatever, what the fuck? You're just walking around with this crippled guy and this idiot. I also didn't like as he got older. I liked him so much better when he was a kid. I mean, that's every TV show.

When you have a cute kid who becomes like an adolescent fucking... Yeah, that never works. That happened in Breaking Bad, too. By the end, Walt Jr. I was like, I'm just going to punch this crippled guy in the face. Reminds me of Walt Jr.

He was too dramatic. Once he became Flynn, I was like, fuck you, Flynn. You're Walter Jr. So wait, who said that the Hodor moment was number three? Alan Sepinwall. He's a TV critic. I mean, you can talk

about important moments, like which plot points were most important and which ones were executed on a TV level the best, blah, blah, blah. The moment of Game of Thrones is the Red Wedding. When you say the Red Wedding, everybody knows what it means.

I personally, my favorite scene is Cersei and the Sept, but pretty much everybody outside of Jarek Rabus, if you say the Red Wedding, knows what it means. I know that it's a big deal because Casey is mentioned a bunch of times, but I have no idea. I know a bunch of people die. Literally the entire world mentions it. The whole cast, basically, all your favorite characters.

That's what again going back to the spoilers when you everybody talks about the red wedding people have been talking about the red wedding obviously since it aired and i've heard that a million times they filmed reaction shots to the fucking scene like it was a sports moment like yeah like let's cut to the bar when like the score goes final it was like let's look at these people react but you still are not prepared for it. I watch, I mean, I don't know what year that came out. No,

it's still, it's still like staggering. It's like, it's still crazy. You can be, you can be the most mentally prepared in your mind that you think you are for it because everybody's freaked out so much about it. You're not mentally prepared.

What season is it in? Three. Season three, episode nine. Okay. I mean, but you can't, but you can't,

I'm not, I know. I can't just like, you don't want to watch that episode. yeah because i mean part of it is you're like you know emotionally invested in these people and he just fucking pulled the plug on all of them i mean it just wipes it out and then i think that the purple wedding is a really big moment i mean i know i'm i have season seven still but that moment to me is huge yeah i think I think that was higher. I think that was maybe two. I think it was like King Joffrey was two, Hodor was three. Where's Zaza? Number one was... Zaza

was out the rest of the week. What? I don't know what he's doing. Riding the rails? He put on his brown leather jacket. He told me peace. I said, go do whatever you do, little man. Whatever it is, go find you some fucking fat-ass white girls and do your thing. Hell yeah. Jake from Chicago, you're next up on the Game of Thrones hotline.

Got a question for Jared, Jake? Hey, what's going on? Hey, man. I might be stupid, but when the Hodor shit happens, we find out why Hodor says Hodor, doesn't that already mean that Bran already did that before since Hodor has been saying it the entire series. Yeah, so that's where you start to get into

the circular thing. I don't understand the time travel shit. I know. I mean, this is where it gets very dangerous, and we talked about this on episode one on Game of Stools. You introduce time travel, and you introduce face swapping, and now nothing is

real, but everything is fake and you can kind of everything becomes circular and that's why that we we discussed a theory that a lot of people think that bran is the night king and oh my god that all he wants to do is get back home like ellie thinks that he he just wants to go die in peace in Winterfell because that's where Bran is from. There are there's some thought that he is going back in time to kill himself because Bran kind of set a lot of this in motion when he saw Cersei. And when he saw Cersei and Jaime together, he falls off the tower. He becomes paralyzed. That's how he gets his powers.

So if we wiped out Bran, we can wipe out. And then Bran eventually becomes the Night King. And so if we go back and wipe out Bran, then everything kind of gets left alone. There's a lot of shit like that going on. Have you seen the conspiracy theory that it's going to be, I mean, obviously this is not going to happen, but that the whole thing was like a dream? Yeah, I mean, I read that. And if that happens, I'm going to go on a seven state murder spree. Can you start with me first? I'll kill everybody. go i will go george rr martin on this i will go red wedding on the world that

would be crazy but i thought the same thing as the caller like whenever you're seeing that happen it's like wouldn't he have already known this like wouldn't he have already figured that out by now yeah but it depends on like what rules of time travel you're playing by it's like like every every back to the future has their own set of rules and like yeah and and all these other movies that like had their set of rules and it's like did introduce some shit yeah i mean it's a the lost it too it's like once you do that everything becomes like well maybe we can undo this or maybe that never happened or whatever ge George, what do you got on the cultural phenomenon that Jared doesn't watch? Well, I just started watching Game of Thrones.

I finished season one. First of all, fuck Joffrey. He's a bitch for killing Ned Stark. Honestly, I was just shook after season one. Spoiler. Mm-hmm. That was another moment. I mean, oh, you know what?

I think that was actually very high on on seven walls list maybe even number one because it just set the tone that like anybody can get it he is such an asshole or was i mean sorry spoiler alert like at this point everybody knows joffrey dies right no nope if you get spoiled by that that's on on you. Too much time has gone by. But I hated him so much. So much. And then I hate Ramsay even more. And again, I'm middle of Battle of the Bastards right now, as of today. So I don't know what happens.

I'm sure I have an idea. But I hate Ramsay more than any television character of any TV show I've ever watched. He's pretty hateable. He's the fucking worst. And when Theon was Reek, it made me sick to my stomach. I hated watching that. That's where George R.R. Martin was like, okay, you're a sick pup. If you can imagine these things and explain it in this kind of detail,

something's wrong with you. I thought I hated Joffrey the most. Ramsey takes the kid. And then there's another character in season seven that I think actually is the most hateable of all. Carlos has a question for the Rocket. What's up, Charlie? Hey, Gavin, Casey. Listen, I like you guys a lot, but I'm with Karabas, actually.

What are you guys talking about? On what? Can't get into Game of Thrones. I can't get into it. I have no idea what's going on. It's just one of those things. Is there like a cultural phenomenon that you have to watch it or you actually like the show?

I mean, I actually like it and I do think, I mean, Casey said that she jumped on because it was such a big deal. And then I actually liked it. That was the thing is I can fully admit that I was jumping on it solely because I didn't want to be left out, but then I actually liked it. Yeah, I mean, if you... I didn't think I would. Why don't you like it, Carlos? I just...

The whole Dungeons and Dragons shit, like, give me... That's what everybody says. That's what everybody says. And it's not really like that. It's not about that. It's much more about politics and power struggles and backstabbing and like shady, you know, like I said, like political manipulation, manipulation for sure.

And I and I think if you and Riggs made this point, like on Game of Stools, if you just think of the dragons as like political capital, right? Like there's just, you know, there's a country that's at war with another country and that country has nuclear bombs. Think of it like that. And think of it as like the zombies are like the terrorists who are just, they're out here killing everybody and there's no rhyme or reason to what they're doing. And then there's some humans who are trying to make sense of it all. If you, if you, you can kind of rationalize all the fictional fantasy stuff and still, it still is more of a story about power and and and uh manipulation and carlos trust me i felt the exact same way you did like even up until like when season six was airing i was like why am i gonna watch this fantasy world thing i don't like sci-fi

i don't like fantasy i don't like dungeons and dragons and all that and so i was fully on board with believing that's what the show is about then i started watching it and you're kevin what kevin said is absolutely right it's so much more manipulation sex drinking killing people and those things are on the side of it like those things play into it but it's not like you're sitting there watching like a bunch of losers playing dungeons and dragons i mean the same way carlos that like you know i would never uh i'm not like a big uh intergalactic blah blah blah type of thing but i'll watch star wars like some things are usually done so well and and received on such a level that like there must be something to this you know there's a reason why the books are popular there's a reason why the show is as

popular as it is if it truly was just a dungeons and dragons niche type of show you're not going to get 30 million people a week watching let's say har it's a Harry Potter. It's like, obviously, I think Harry Potter is more for that. Yeah. Yeah, Harry Potter, to me, is way more on that fantasy world of, like, if you don't enjoy sci-fi and, like, witchcraft and all that, then you wouldn't like Harry Potter. Game of Thrones is not that way because it's so violent and so sexual that it's like you have to be an adult to like it.

And there's really, I mean, for a long time, the very, very first scene, they introduce the zombies, if you will, if you want to call it that. And then they're not in the show for episodes after episodes, seasons after seasons. The dragons aren't around for a little while. Those are things that are really not as overbearing

as you probably think they are until you give it a shot. Understood. Fair enough. But I also don't begrudge anybody who's like, I'm not down with that. I'm not against it. Like, that's the thing. There's definitely people out there that are like,

fuck that, like, I don't want to watch it. I would watch it if I had the time. I just don't have the time to commit to it and then finish it in a timely manner to where, like, episode one where episode one and the season premiere of the final season weren't too far apart. Yeah, I feel you. Joe from New York City hates Game of Thrones, though.

Why do you hate it, Joe? Hey, guys. Love the show. I am not a Game of Thrones guy by any means. I've tried it. My roommates are obsessed with it. My girlfriend's obsessed with it. My girlfriend's obsessed with it. My team, Jared, here.

I honestly don't know what everyone is obsessed about. See, people keep saying Team Jared. I don't think that Jared's saying that he doesn't like it. No, he literally just explains it. I've never watched it.

I just... There's a couple reasons why I haven't even started. A, it's obviously the time that it takes to watch it. B, I'm just not into fantasy shit. And C, it's intimidating because these episodes are so fucking long. Breaking Bad is my favorite show.

Those episodes are like 45 minutes, maybe 50 minutes. These are like, you're basically, it's not episodes. Each episode's a fucking movie. These are hour-long episodes until the last season. To catch up, you'd only be watching like 55 an hour. The last season is an hour, 20 an hour. Seasons 1 through 7, you're looking at 50 minutes,

55 minutes. Okay, but even still, it's basically a movie and episode. You need to commit, for sure. See, I feel like Breaking Bad's that way, too. Breaking Bad are long episodes. Long-ish, but I don't know. It's intimidating. It's super way, too. Breaking Bad are long episodes. Long-ish. But, I don't know. It's intimidating. It's intimidating.

It's super intimidating. And it's intimidating because everybody talks about how many characters there are. So it's like, oh, well, if you don't want to pay super close attention, you're going to get lost. Everyone's like, this is a put your phone away type show. And I just don't fucking put my phone away. Like, it's just not something that I'm going to be doing ever at any point. No, that's fair. I mean, that.

It's the fear of Dave. Dave Portnoy is the reason why I can't watch Game of Thrones is because if some news if some news breaks and my phone is like under my ass because I'm trying to like watch this show. Like, it's it's the fear of Dave. You can't you just can't be like, all right. Oh, there's a one can still go off. It's like your phone gets turned off when you watch. I know, but I can't just be scrolling through Twitter looking for breaking news of some i don't even see it though i'm alarmingly bad at putting my phone down now can't do it for like other like for game of thrones i

can for things that i would kevin for things like from my old life that are still continuing i can commit but if i start like a new show i just constantly rewind and then look right back on my phone and then rewind and look right back at my phone and I just miss the same I will turn my shower on and like get half in my shower and like just be like alright I'll do one more scroll through

like my mentions, my Instagram dick is out, half your body is wet I'm half in the shower but I'm like one more run through all like the fucking social media channels before I fully get in. Why don't you get the waterproof case and just put it in the shower with you?

People need shower beers and you need your shower phone. I don't want it. Why don't you just tape a tablet on the fucking shower wall and you can just sit there and scroll? They have the shower curtains that have pockets in them so you can slide your phone or your iPad in there. No, I don't need it because my showers and flights are the only time that I'm disconnected from my phone.

And when I'm sleeping, that's it. You don't connect to Wi-Fi on flights? That surprises me. Yeah, I mean, on flights, I'm fucking the whole time. As soon as I get on. Yo, that's a good price. If they were like $199 for the flight, I'd be like, well, it's going to be a long flight. You know what American Airlines did?

Fuck them for this. They used to have like a monthly pass. So it was like $50 a month. So if you flew all the time, then it was like way worth it. And then they took it away. Well, they realized. They're like, we got you, motherfucker. You're addicted.

We got you by the fucking balls. Actually, they might still have that. They used to have one that was like $5 for just iMessaging or whatever it used to be. They don't do it anymore, and it makes me upset. Let's get through the rest of these Game of Thrones calls here in segment number one. Pat from New Jersey, what do you got on Thrones?

How we doing, boys? Casey, what's up? What's up? Before I get to Game of Thrones, Kevin, this week's KFC radio segment have just been on fire. Which specifically? It's been a good week. The office is a heater.

When you and Fife were talking about this little raccoon going through the trash, I almost crashed my car laughing so hard. I had to pull over. You got to get Barstool Gold, too. If you don't have Barstool Gold, watching fights, do that segment, doing little raccoon paws over his face while he's talking about going through a girl's trash. I just became a listener in that moment. I wasn't even a co-host anymore.

I was in tears watching that fucking kid. Oh, I have gold. I went back and watched it later that night. I cried again. I was laughing so hard. How about us curing AIDS today? What do you think about that, Pat? I don't know how

it hasn't been done yet. Seems like a good idea to me. I don't get it. We cured AIDS on KFC Radio, and we got Nate Bargatze on today, and Vinny and Paulie from the Jersey Shore, so go check it out. What do you got on Thrones, Pat? I'm 100%

with you. The Hodor named as being Hodor the door, that was the dumbest thing I've ever heard. It was kind of cheap it was just like oh alright like it was almost a little too like literal in a sense I don't know I just I was surprised

that that was as universally like beloved as it was I was kind of like this seems a little corny to me to be honest like the rest of the story is just so intricate and well thought out and then it's just hold the door yeah that's exactly my thought it was and then it's just hold the door? Yeah, that's exactly my thought.

It was just like it's literally this guy mumbling. See, now I'm going to that side now because now I'm like, fuck, that was cheesy. It's just in comparison to the rest of the series, which seemed to be like you have to really think a little bit more or you got to go fucking read theories and read supplementary shit to really understand. It was just hold it or hold it or hold her, hold her, hold her, hold her. You know, it was just like, eh. I don't want to nitpick too much. I already knew that just because, again, of social media and stuff. And I didn't have really a big problem with it.

It wasn't, like, beloved to me. But now you guys have convinced me that it was too cheesy. I mean, I'm also out here. I root for Cersei. I do. I'm not a Hodor guy. I love Cersei. People get so mad about rooting for Cersei, so I'm not a Hodor guy. People get so mad about rooting for Cersei. She is just

by far the most ruthless, cutthroat, bad bitch on the show. Not a big fan of the fact that she has sex with her brother, but... I mean, at this point, I kind of am. Eric, what do you got? Eric, what's going on? Okay, so obviously Ramsay and Joffrey are terrible,

but the High Sparrow is by far the worst care. That's what I'm talking about. That's so with you. And I don't, he is Carl Lentz before Carl Lentz exists. He is just this big, yo,

I was every time he's on screen. I want to strangle him. It's unbelievable. Like he brought so much, anger out of me. Where are you at? Are you caught up? I'm done. Yeah, I'm all, yeah, I'm good.

Okay, all right, yeah, yeah, all right. I mean, I was just talking about that with my brother. I mean, nobody puts that guy on the same level as Joffrey and Ramsey, and now everyone's talking about how Euron's going to be a badass. That dude was infuriating. Is he big in season seven? Yes. Okay, so I've already started to pick up that he's just a real prick.

I can see that. The fucking worst. But it's going to take me a lot for me to hate somebody more than Ramsey. But I was going to listen to that guy's call, and then he threw shade at my guy, Carl. So fuck that guy, too. Tyler, what's up? North Carolina, Game of Thrones. What'solina game of thrones what's going on hey what's going on hey quick question i know you said you'd be upset if it

was all a dream but what if it's all samuel tolly being a maester later on in life writing the game of thrones like writing his book or his life and telling all this. Yeah. They, they dropped that hint when, when Samwell is like fucking around with all the shit and the food at the library and he says he's writing a book and someone says like, what are you going to name it? And he's like, I was thinking something a little more like poetic than that. And they're kind of hinting that maybe he's one day the guy who's writing these books. I have no problem with that being the case.

I would have a problem with that being like the true end. Like if at the very end, you want to just throw a scene that has him like, you know, writing in a manuscript and it says like a song of ice and fire. Fine. That's, that's all well and good.

Just a little like nod at the end, but I don't want that to be the point of everything. Give me this, you know, give me the iron throne solution. Let me know what happened. And if there's an ending where it's kind of meta and he's writing the book, fine. So be it.

Your dad, Dave, he can never stop. He put my bookie out of business yesterday. That's it. That company's over. How dumb were they? I mean, he was such a loser that I was like, oh, now I feel bad. He had nothing to do with it, though. Dave is like some

Game of Thrones shit where he'll just go scorched earth. I hold a grudge, and I love to mix it up on the internet, fight on Twitter. I like to rally the troops. I love all that shit. Putting someone out of business, that would weigh on my conscience. I'd be like, there's some people there who probably don't have a job anymore. Right. That company's going to go under now.

You think so? I do. Yes, I do too. I don't see how they're going to. I don't see how they're at least going, maybe not disappear, but they're never going to thrive again. Yeah, that is tough. They fucked with the wrong guy and wrong fan base. This is the fan base you need.

Right. But the thing is, the reason I felt even worse, because watching that guy who I think fights was the first one I saw make the comparison, he looked like Mark Davis. Oh, big time. That looked like someone cut his hair with a knife and fork. It was very sad. Someone just sliced around on that guy's head. But for him to say, I think he said it on Twitter,

and I'm sure on the live stream too, that he now made a wrong decision, no doubt about it, and was made a very dumb decision, but he thought he was chopping it up Barstool style, just busting his balls. You can't do that. But you could tell that this guy did not think, I'm going to maliciously call him. At 4 p.m. or whatever it was, or no, I guess it was earlier than that, he tweeted, whoops, thinking it was still all like fun and games it's not like you don't realize dude when mcafee pulled out i was like oh shit that's when i realized like i mean because dave obviously

weaponizing like barcelon tangible effects now pat mcafee who is extremely influential is pulling out because of that it's like and and the worst part is that, for them, the worst part is the reasoning is pretty legit. Like, if Dave was just like, my bookie stinks. It's like, whatever. This is just a grudge match, and whether or not you believe him, like, some people will just ride no matter what. But if I was like, if I liked my bookie,

and it was just like Dave Port, and I doesn't like him, but I was okay with it, like, fine. But when you find out that you can't get your money back unless you have bet like 10 times your initial deposit, yada, yada, yada. Like I saw some guy tweeted saying he likes to just do small money parlays and it hit.

So he had like 2,500 bucks that he wanted to take out. But because he had only put in like $11 worth of parlays, they're like, no, you can't have it until you bet more. That's kind of shady. Yeah. But11 worth of parlays, they were like, no, you can't have it until you bet more. That's fucking shady. To be honest, I've always thought... You know what you're getting into. I've always known those

kind of things about offshore betting. You can't expect this to run smoothly. The guy from the live stream isn't my bookie account? No, he works for my bookie, but he does their live show. Was he the one tweeting at Dave? No, no, no.

Oh. He found out. He was so – watch it. You'll probably cry, Casey. No, no, I can't watch it. He is like – I thought he was on the air. Dave, I mean, I don't – what's going on?

He's like, I like Barstool. He's like, shout out to Dave. Love you. Love you guys. I saw the little clips. I think Hank was the one that did it. It was like every single Barstool employee at their tenure at Barstool. And it's like, Dave, what?

I thought it was the same guy. So did I. Somebody just tweeted at me and said the guy from the live stream is not the same as my bookie account. Damn, that sucks for that guy. They were calling him Brienne of Tarth. I know. And he was like, I don't know.

I don't get that. Brienne of Tarth. I don't know what that means. I just don't get the reference. I saw that clip too. Just like the few small clips I saw. And he was like, I don't know. I don't get that. Brand of Tarth, I don't know what that means. I just don't get the reference. I saw that clip, too. Just, like, the few, like, small clips I saw. That's right. That shit would weigh on my conscience. That guy just being like, I don't know.

I was just hired to, like, talk about sports betting on this live stream for this company. And it wasn't even him that was tweeting. That makes me feel much worse about it. Yeah, he was like, well, I got to go now. I'm going to go coach my little girl's softball team. Sorry, Barstool, if we did anything wrong. He had nothing to do with it. And he was like, everyone was in the comments just roasting this guy.

Yeah, Deke just DM'd me too. Damn, that makes me feel way worse for that guy. They were like, how scared are you? He's like, how scared am I? Am I rattled? He's like, I'm not scared. I'm not scared. I'm not shook at all. Did he

come on the stream and say he wasn't the one that tweeted? Yeah. He said, I don't know what this is all about. He's like, the moment that he realized. His numbers were probably flying. He was like, what the fuck is happening? I usually do this for seven people. He came on and saw all the numbers.

He's like, what the hell is happening here? He's like, something's happening. Some barstool? What's going on with barstool? What the hell's happening? Now I feel bad even saying that. It looked like someone cut his hair with a knife and fork. He even tweeted about it after, and he was like,

oh, when you're on barstool for all the wrong reasons, but you love barstool. He didn't even do it, though. He had nothing to do with it. We should hire that guy. You're right. We should hire that guy. We should hire this guy.

Yes. Just sunk costs. You don't even have to do anything. Just take this bottle and dump a bag of money. I didn't watch the live stream. Like I said, I just saw the bits and pieces on Twitter. My thought was, okay. He was the guy.

He was the guy, but also that he had a lot of courage to go on a live stream knowing that he was the guy the same day while Dave is still going sports. It was probably his regularly scheduled 5 p.m. live stream to talk about the bets of the night or something. See, this is where Dave just has an extra sociopathic gear where it's just like, well, I don't care. They made fun of me. And he's still doing it this morning. There's some kid who's fresh out of college who's supposed to be doing PR for my bookie who's just, like. That's something else.

He thinks he's, like, shopping. Yeah, I'm going to go to a fan duel now. Yeah, we've got to hire Mark Davis here. Yeah, he seems like a great guy. Can you, I mean. We have to. Goes to church on Sunday, doesn't use the F word, doesn't use the Lord's name in vain, and loves his sports gambling. And likes Dave.

And apparently, people are DMing right now. He's, like, a Mississippi State fan. He used to work for like SEC country. Like this guy just salt of the earth. Damn. Jeff from Philly. What do you got on the MyBookie saga? What's up, Jeff?

Yo, guys. Yo, what's up, guys? Sorry. Listen, I want to make this clear. I've promoted for MyBookie. A lot of people have. But I would have been more respected, I would have respected late lunch and all of a sudden now you want to put your tail between your legs. As someone that advertised for them, it pisses me off. I mean, why are you going to throw shade at him? I think that that was either a miscalculation, a gross miscalculation of two possibilities. One being like, this is going to be funny gonna be funny like he's gonna get it

we're gonna bust balls i'm gonna get some attention or whatever two being there's no such thing as bad publicity i'm gonna poke the bear he's gonna go off and but but my name is gonna be out there there is such thing as bad publicity and it is when it is in the form of a very spiteful dave portnoy with ammunition with with a reason to actually go at you. Because like I said, if he was just like, fuck Cheesy Boy, but if people liked grilled cheeses from Cheesy Boy, they were still maybe going to eat them. There's definitely a lot of people who wouldn't, but there are rational people who are like,

well, if I like this sandwich, I just don't care. Didn't Cheesy Boy kind of go under after that, though? I think he did put him out. But I'm saying from my point of view, if Dave doesn't like something but I do, I'm like, well, I'm not going to change my opinion because of another guy's opinion. But there are people who ride so hard for him that they do that. And then there are people who are like, now, wait a minute. I actually didn't know that that whole thing about cashing out is an issue.

I didn't know they do that. They got exposed. That, I mean, I have battled with Dave literally in a rap battle. We have fought on rundowns for years. We don't quite see eye to eye in life and in business. There's a whole bunch of things where me and Dave clash. But for the most part, I'm on his side, and for that I am eternally grateful.

Yeah, you never want to be on the opposite end of Dave's wrath. Because he has no conscience. It's not even that. It's just like people follow him blindly, and that is so scary. I mean, you want to talk about cults.

The Barstool cult is one thing, but the Dave Portnoy cult is scary power. I mean, he ruined that pizza place. See, they leaned into it, though. Goodfellas leaned into it with their 0.0, and they kind of bounced back, and Dave had no problem, like, calling off the dogs there. My bookie, they were so cocky about it, leaning back into it, being like, you know.

I can't get over this poor bastard. This poor bastard? Yeah, but here's a poor bastard but like that's the thing I think it was from the documentary that dropped what like 20 minutes ago there's a trailer that Dave's like when I burn bridges they stay burned it's like the guy that just called like yeah I understand what he's saying like he would have more respect

if they like came back at him but at the same time you gotta apologize you gotta just tuck tail you can't you cannot I also think the damage is done at this point because like I said they actually actually exposed a pretty big flaw in the system. It's not just, I don't like you, you don't like me. It's like, hey, you're a company of sons. Dave could be like, all right, you know what, cool. You guys, you did something funny with it or you apologized, whatever.

But there are still going to be people who are like, well, wait a minute. I want to be able to get my money out. And there's also, like you mentioned, you being on his good side. I feel like even the contentious arguments that he gets in, like he and Gaz got in a huge fight at the Super Bowl, a real one, and it's like, no, they're still family, right? You fight with your family, you move on. If it's a stranger that throws shade at him, there's no reason. Dave has no reason to care about whether or not.

But I just don't like having that on my conscience. Anytime I fight, in the zillions of Internet fights I've gotten in when people are like, yo, here here's here's where they work, like call up their boss and tell them, you know, I'm not fucking we're having fun on the Internet. I'm trying to make fun of people.

I don't want to like anyone fired. I don't like to fuck with anybody's family. There was there are certain instances where I don't care if someone loses their job. Really?

I don't like that. That weighs on me. It does not. Well, it depends on what the infraction was in the first place. Yeah. Like, the blog that I wrote about that, like, baseball writer, where I just went scorched earth on him. If he lost his job, wouldn't fucking care.

Would not fucking care. What did he say to you? What didn't he say? That was petty. That was petty. Of me? Like, it was some petty shit. It wasn't, like, some serious shit. No, it wasn't anything super serious.

It was petty, but it's, like, he was such a fucking asshole that I know that he's a genuinely bad person, so I don't care if you lose your job. Wait, but why? Because he made funny, like, the way you cover the Red So red socks or something you might not be a bad person for that no fuck that guy take take that motherfucker side i'm coming for you no no i'm just like i i think i am here for to make content and when you become content and i know people like the beef i'm all about it but i don't need it to result in

a guy being like, alright, well now I can't make my rent or something like that. He was calling Red Sox fans racist for not supporting David Price. Yeah, that's ridiculous. That's what he was doing. That's just a dude getting caught up in the hot take world. It doesn't make him a bad person.

No, he's a fucking asshole. I mean, he might be. He went from blindly accusing people of racism. The problem is he's probably right. Boston fans are racist, but whatever. Shut up, Kevin. We love David Price. Except for the racist people. They don't. Even they probably like David Price at this point.

Sure, you win a World Series. Nothing else matters. I feel like there have been people I'm okay with getting fired, but I don't want to be the reason. Does that make sense? Yes, correct. I've had plenty of enemies. When I heard that Jamie O'Grady's website went under,

I was like, yeah, okay. Because that was just like, well, that site went under because you stink. Nobody's going there because you do your job poorly. It's easy to blame Barstool after the fact, which he did. I think he wrote that piece. Bro, Barstool did nothing other than you stepped in the ring. We told it like it was. You were running, like, hack articles about us.

And people don't like hack articles. People don't like shitty content. And so once you get exposed and you go under, that to me is just like, that's survival of the fittest. Like, that's Darwinism. Your website just wasn't good enough. It wasn't like I said, Jamie O'Grady said this, and someone at Sports Illustrated was like, well, now we're firing him.

Right, you don't want to have that on your conscience. And also, like, they are still human beings, so they do have to go home. And the fact that they know they lost their job, like, because of Kevin Clancy or whatever, that would – Yeah, I don't like that. Unless it's so egregious that they deserve to be fired because of whatever they did specifically to you.

Right. But I would not want to be fired because of whatever they did specifically to you. But I would not want to be. It's just the line to cross for that for me. If you're sending tweets and writing like hit piece blogs and shit like at the end of the day, I think everything that goes on in the Internet is for one reason. One reason only, like get your clicks or your views or your downloads and make money. And so we're all doing the cauldron hit piece was written by a baseball writer with like 2,000 followers. The loosest of definitions. He was writing the hit piece to White Knight for one of his friends.

I don't even remember what happened with her in Barstool, but it was like, I don't even remember. I can't remember what happened with her, but something happened with her in Barstool. Well, I was at the center of it for Al Jazeera. I'll step up for you. That was Al Jazeera gate, which I ended up being fucking correct on. Never got any retractions or apologies on

that one, you hypocritical motherfuckers when we found out that Al Jazeera just flat out was a terror cell. But yeah, I mean, it's always that way. It's always someone with a little axe to grind, a little personal vendetta. I'm sure that's where this, this came from. He had tweets that he tweeted and deleted being like, he was super excited about all the engagement that he was going to get.

The one in the cauldron? Yes. Yes. He was like, my mentions now with the Elmo burning and shit. Like, yeah, you wanted the, you wanted this drama and now you got it. And that's the thing with Barstool, whether you are talking about beef, whether you're talking about a party, no matter what it is, people are never ready. Like at Barstool at the Ballpark, I'm always like, you need to double or triple your bartenders

because we are coming to drink. And they're like, no, we're capable of handling big crowds. And then they're always like, oh, we have to change out the kegs like five times because you guys drink. When we did Couchella at Caroline's, we drank every single drop of alcohol except for the Hennessy. I'll let you wonder why. I mean, every time there's a crowd or a party, people are like,

no, no, no, we can handle it. And then the barstool effect kicks in and they're like, holy shit, we've never seen anything like this. And it's like, well, we tried to tell you. So when someone's like, oh, my God, I can't wait for my mentions or I can't wait for the publicity. It's like, we know why you did this. Right, and you to tell you. So when someone's like, oh, my God, I can't wait for my mentions, or I can't wait for the publicity. Yeah, it's like, we know why you did this. Right, and you're getting it. You asked for it, and you got it, and now you're completely overwhelmed by it.

But then it goes away, and then what do you have after that? And then you're left with nothing but a shitty reputation. Alan, what do you got on my bookie? Hey, what's going on, guys? Not the man. What's up? Can you hear me? Yep. Awesome. No, Can you hear me? Yep.

Awesome. No, I just wanted to weigh in. I kind of think the whole MyBookie thing is pretty fucked up, but I just wanted to say that I was able to cash out. I think the reason why people are having trouble cashing out has to do with what they call a rollover bonus. So they don't really explain it very well, but if you end up using one of the promo codes and they

match your deposit or whatnot, you're entitled to put at risk X amount of dollars based on how much that rollover is. So yeah, I just wanted to weigh in with, I was reading the mentions and listening to the show and stuff

and people bitching about not being able to get paid out. Minnesota. Oh, you're from Minnesota. Oh, shit. I hung up on him. Yeah, Minnesota. I don't even know rollover and minimum bets and promo code guarantee, blah, blah, blah.

All I know is I'm sure some people have had no problems getting their money out when they've met every single sort of requirement. And I'm sure there have been people who are like, I want my money. And they're like, well, you haven't bet this or you didn't do that or whatever it may be. Now, those are fine print things that you probably have agreed to when you signed up. Yeah. And so technically maybe they're not doing anything wrong, but it's just like, well, it's just shitty.

There was also the rule that Dave kept tweeting to and people kept tweeting at him. I think it was like rule number 25 that was like, they have every right to freeze your account if they think you're not gambling for fun. For recreation. What? Yeah, gambling's not fun.

None of us are here for fun. They're here for making money. But also, I mean, how do they decide that? Is it the amount of money? Because everybody's gambling for fun to some degree, but then it becomes professionally, but it's still for fun. Yeah, well, I mean, if they were looking to take Dave's ridiculous $250,000 wager, that shit ain't for fun.

Bitcoin. No one's throwing around quarter of a mil Bitcoin bets for recreation. Does anybody take Bitcoin seriously? Honestly. I don't think any normal places. I'm sure there's some deep web spots or some cutting edge internet people. But legitimately, I'm asking that as somebody completely ignorant to understanding Bitcoin. If somebody said to me, you can buy this, but you have to give me Bitcoin, I would think that it was a fantasy land.

Yeah, absolutely. Like, are we in Game of Thrones or what? I think we're still, like, a long, long way away from that being, like, an actual currency. I think we're still at the very, very, like, first wave of it all. Do you think it's going to eventually be a legit currency? I think so. I think, because I think eventually everything is just going to, like, the idea that we carry around paper cash is so antiquated.

I know. I've been out on paper cash since 2012. But in essence, you're still talking about the regular standard of money and currency. I think eventually

it's all got to go digital and Bitcoin is just the first one. Well, what's going to happen at strip clubs? I was just thinking that and in my head I was like, there's got to be a way

to swipe your card at a strip club and punch it. I think it's like Venmo. I think it was Venmo strippers. I think eventually it would be like, you just swipe at them. But see, then there's

the problem, though. It's the visual. And also, they're not going to have the incentive because it's like, you know if somebody is throwing $50 at you versus if someone's throwing $500 at you. You don't know what your Venmo looks like. You know what it should be? It's true.

It's like you swipe your card and it's like Tony Reale. Like when she's dancing, you just go. Oh, maybe there's like a thing. You know like in, is it Union Square that has like the big clock that counts? Yeah. Like maybe they have those on stage. You know what it is? Like you'll sit at the stage and you'll have like a little display of how much money you've sent me.

Yeah. You set the stripper. Yeah. So you swipe, and it's like, yeah, like the boop, boop, boop, boop, and it goes up. It says $5, and it's like, all right, I'll come over and shake my ass a little bit. And when it says $100, she's going to sit on your face. But then just for traditional purposes, there should be fake money that falls from the sky. Well, yeah, that's that you-

I don't want to carry that. I mean, that does exist. Flash Dancers has flash money that is like, it's, yeah, that's that you I don't want to carry that. I mean, that does exist. Flash dancers has flash money. That is like it's. Yeah, you can basically. So, yeah, you go in. You probably have a budget. Here's five hundred dollars of

like Bitcoin cryptocurrency. And they give you five hundred pieces of paper and you get to throw them at the strippers. Everything should just be digital. Like, I don't even want like I want.

So what was it? I forget. It was Wells Fargogo maybe has the app where you just fucking scan it? Like they don't even have credit cards. What, you scan your phone? Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah, I mean Apple Pay and all that. That's all pretty much here. It's just a matter of it becoming mainstream and everybody accepting it. But we're already cashless and you can definitely be cardless now. But is that the reason that this whole, the MyBookie thing,

because it was like, oh, we'll take $250,000 in in bitcoin that i mean that immediately looks shady yeah so because of that they're still operating in the like the offshore shady world right so it's like that i mean we might be moving towards all that and that's all fine and good but the fact that it's like right now and that it was like oh let's send us 250K in Bitcoin. It's like, what are you talking about? Yeah, no, it ain't happening. So, shout out to that poor bastard. So you didn't know that either? No.

That makes me feel a little bit better. Shout out to PB. Damn. Poor guy. It ain't your fault, bro. Really. The other thing, vendors. Vendors at ballparks.

When I was at WrestleMania with Bob, it was fucking freezing. Some guy came around. He was like, hot chocolate. And I was like, I would love to drink some of that, but unfortunately, I haven't had cash in seven years. They don't have the little portable swipey things?

Yeah, that's crazy. Which is insane. That guy's got to have that. I mean, you have to have a Venmo in that case if you're a vendor. Just be like, dude, trust me. Yeah. I'll just Venmo you the money.

My therapist takes Venmo. Yeah. That's great. That is great. It's wonderful. Let's hit a break. More CCK on the commercial break. We'll be back.