KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: The Tao of Mush (featuring Willie, Large, Coley, Robbie Fox, Kirk Minihane)

Episode Date: July 15, 2019

Marty Mush explains his life philosophy (it involves fast food restaurants as a metaphor) to Kayce. Best of the week includes: Kayce on a phone cleanse, Coley cracks Feits back, Willie & Large steal chips, what's the worst state, Oklahoma defenders, Kirk Minihane calls in, USWNT win the Wolrd Cup, Marty Mush has his first glass of wine, selfie stick girl, The KFC Radio live show recap, and what items we all get when Feits diesYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. What's up, everybody? Hopefully you're having a great Monday. This is the CCK Podcast, the best of from the week before, and of course, some new stuff as always. But we don't have both C's today. We just have the K, and we have Marty Mush. Oh, yeah. So you're basically, I i mean this is kind of a huge deal you're it's you're the first non-cck i mean fights doesn't really count he's definitely

a cck guy so way yeah he's part of cck like with kfc radio times cck should be our new logo i'm very smarty mush um i love it you love it i get very my i like everyone listens to it now and i love it like my family loves CCK. Yeah. They're like, listen to all two hours of radio. I love that. I mean, I need to meet your mom. That's a great lady. I need to ask her so many questions.

That's what I have so many questions for. We're going to get into all this. Marty's got some advice for me. And this was a wild week on radio. So we're about to go down quite a rabbit hole. CCK podcast is brought to you by Noom. Marty, it is July, which means it's still bikini season. Very important. Aren't you? You're a big bikini

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The weight loss program that you need and will last all year long. All right, Marty. Beautiful. It's beautiful, isn't it? That was unbelievable. Wasn't it all year long. All right, Marty. Beautiful. It was beautiful, wasn't it? That was unbelievable. Wasn't it motivational? Wow. I thought it was pretty motivational.

I mean, I'm in a really bad mood today. That's why I said on my new mat, it's like normally I'm in a great mood. Today, bad mood. Real bad. I would love to hear it. I just, you've told me before, I just care too much. It's insane. So actually, it's going to sound really, really bad.

Oh, good. Wind it up. Let's insane. So actually, it's going to sound really, really bad. Oh, good. Wind it up. Let's go. It's like I 100% think I have the best life in this office. Please go on. Like not like the assets to it. Like I definitely don't have much going on. Okay.

But my day-to-day brain state is better than everyone else's. You know what? I might take that. I can shut this shit off. Okay. And I only do things I like. I can't argue with that because one day at the old office, I don't know who I was sitting next to. I think it might've actually been Kevin. And I went around the office and was like, that person hates themselves. That person hates themselves. And there are very few people in now in the old office, obviously we're separated, But I was kind of alarmed at how few people I was like, they kind of like who they are.

Yeah. It's kind of sad. It's nice when you like yourself. To be fair, I'm very down today, but I do like myself. Because you're crazy. You know that? I'll take that. That's why.

You're crazy. You're a nutbag because you care about little things. You love these games you play. I'm like the bagel boss guy. These women are fucking crazy. Okay, I will give you that. Women are crazy. Guys are crazy too.

I think everybody across the board is crazy. But you'll hear this later on in the podcast. One of the things that I started to do this week, it's only two days, so I'm only on day two of this, is cleansing myself of my cell phone during the radio show. Now, most people are going to think I'm doing that because I want to be better at the radio show. That's just not the truth. I do think that that's a great element. Like you're not distracted. I can sit and listen to

Kev, Jared fights you, whoever's on without any distractions. Why I'm really doing it is because I'm currently in situations where I don't want to see if I get a text message or if I don't get a text message. And if I do get one, what mood I'm going to be in when I read it. And if I don't get one that I'm mad for an entire two hour radio show, that was all nonsense. You literally did not need, you don't need to do that. Literally.

It's crazy. I get text messages and I just don't answer. And then if I want to answer, I'll answer when I want to, but that's, but you're doing it. You're doing it like just to fuck with somebody. No, no, no, no, no. Oh no. Au contraire, sir. Au contraire. I am. It means no. It's on the,

like, actually you're wrong. Let me tell you why you're wrong. Uh, it's more about, I have now allowed my phone and communication on my phone to dictate my mood. It's not, I'm not trying to not answer somebody. I don't want to see if I've been answered or not answered. And if I have not been answered, I don't want that to then ruin the radio show. Vice versa. So I came up with an epiphany last night. I smoked a fat rat with my friend.

And let me tell you, because that's what I wanted to do. I was like, yeah, let me relax you. I deserve it. And we went out to all my favorite favorite fast food places all of them saying what are you looking at yeah hi and drove to your favorite fast food places yeah okay i mean i guess all right fine all right anyway fucking what the hell you look at me like that's a normal thing thing. So my epiphany is, why go, because when I go to these places,

I always get my favorite item and always a secondary item that I know it's not going to be that good. So why not go to every situation and get the best thing there? So that's why I went to McDonald's, Wendy's, Burger King, and got their best item that I like.

And I loved everything instead of just having the best thing and then the shittier one. Okay, I follow that. So do that in life. What does that have to do with text messaging? You take the best situation on your phone and that's the only one you answer.

Nothing else. But what if, in my mind, I mean, it's pretty good. I actually, I like that logic. But here's my counterpoint to that. What if I think the best situation on my phone is the other person doesn't think so. Who gives a fuck about the other person? That's the thing.

Like you care about what you like. Right. But what if you like somebody and they're not answering you? Then you got to move on. Right. I know. That's the whole thing. No.

See, that's. Yeah. I'm here. I upset you. You're upsetting me. First of all, I would like to say I'm not in a bad mood because I'm just in one of those moods today where everybody's pissing me off. And you know why I'm in a bad mood?

Because I started drinking tequila early and then I stopped drinking it. So now I'm like, it's been a couple hours. I probably should keep drinking. You ever been to a bar by yourself? Yeah. That's insane too. Well, I traveled by myself for a long time, Ronnie. Yeah.

Ronnie? Marty. Did I say Ronnie? Sounded like a Ronnie. But that's what I was talking about before. I'm telling you telling you i don't really know i don't do anything alone literally anything i won't which is weird i won't go shopping alone i won't go eat alone i i go shopping alone all the time i don't go to bars alone unless i have to be like if i'm on the road and i'm by myself like i'm gonna go to the hotel bar by myself i can eat by myself that's fine i don't care about that but going to go to the hotel bar by myself. I can eat by myself. That's fine. I don't care about that. But going to a bar by yourself is tough.

No, yeah. That's tough. I can't do it. I also, there's another epiphany I had last night. Oh, boy. And right now, quick answer. What's anything square that's good? Nothing.

See? Brownies. Brownies, you could cut them any way, though. Okay. That's tough. Honestly, i can't think of anything there's so many good circle there's square pizza i'm kind of out square pizza what could you think of anything bad shape and i think people need to be more woke about squares more woke about squares okay more woke about phone conversations yeah more woke about just

only texting the best person i guess like that whole epiphany was so good that's good like why do you do things you don't like i because you feel like you have to maybe no you don't that's the best thing about life you know this is why i do think that you probably have one of the best mindsets i'm not even going to talk about the business or sales people because we don't know their lives we don't know from a blogger the blogger bay talent pool whatever we call ourselves on camera whatever i might i might throw you up up there yeah because like i have i feel like trent's always very happy too yeah he's pretty happy that's about it i can't i really can't think of anything i used to say yp guys not happy guys big time not happy i mean there are there are parts of the day where i'm like yp

like stop yeah and i it sounds i think more of it's like yeah what happens happens and okay so that's your advice for me but i'm a philosopher that's why i said earlier you like psychology i mean who knew this was all going to come full circle i mean this is how this is great so what's your advice and by the time people are listening to this it's monday morning we're going into a friday afternoon right now what is your advice for people who care too much? So it's easier. So I have a friend that literally cares too much. And I always, I know it sounds easier just to be like,

hey, just shut off your brain like me. Right, you just can't do that. You just can't. But you just need to look at like the good things that you have and just keep doing those. Don't do things like, that's what I am. I am life. I am life i am life i wake up and it's like you lost me there no i'm life marty mush is life marty mush is life yes i'm life so

when you wake up what do you think about well you right now things i don't want to be thinking that's what i'm saying why when i wake up i up, I was like, damn, let's bet today. Or what am I... Actually, today when I woke up, I was like, who am I dogging this weekend? Oh, that's a good one. Who should I be on the lookout for? Who am I planting seeds for Friday for Saturday? Okay. That's what I woke up.

Okay. Well, in this episode as well, I'm sure we're going to get to the night of KFC Radio Live, which was an awesome show. You also were a part of Girl Talk. And I explained to you that girls think differently. And I explained some of my problems to you. Again, you'll hear it in this episode.

It's a must-listen episode, I must say. So your advice is to just think about good things. Yeah. And a lot of things, too. I feel like people think about other people's thoughts more than their own. That is true. Yeah. And a lot of things too, I feel like you, like people think about other people's thoughts more than their own. That is true. Yeah. Like you are thinking about the person you're texting thoughts, what they're like, you're thinking what they're thinking, but you have no idea what they're thinking. Right. Oh my God. What the fuck's going on here? I am speaking fucking shit right now. You are spitting facts. I am. I might be just in a better mood now just listening to you

figure yourself out. I love figuring myself out. I do too. I do too. Marty Mush, philosopher, also Rough and Rowdy champion. Yes. Rough and Rowdy 9 is coming up. It's going to be real fighters. Yeah. When you watch it now,

because there's been one since the Super Bowl, yeah? Do you just feel like you want to get back in the ring? Yes. When it comes on, I do. But then right after, I'm like, you know what? Let's take the time off. But I respect it more, too. Even though these crazy people going with jeans and doing like, no matter what, it takes

balls to do. But this one coming up is interesting because, I mean, they're in, some of them are in the Army. Yeah, so it's in Fort Bragg, North Carolina, and it's called Red, White, and Bruised Beatdown. I don't know if that's what it's actually called, but that's what we're calling it right now. Oh, yeah, you have to call it that. And it's amateur fighters, but there's obviously the military aspect of it. And Large is making his Rough and Rowdy debut.

Yeah, which is cool because he actually knows boxing. Very, very well. And it'll be interesting to see. It'll be hilarious because him and Big Cat are going to be great together. But Large is so good with the technical side of boxing. And Rough and Rowdy don't get that. Robbie's going to look so small in that broadcast next to Big Cat. I know, Big Cat and Large.

Dave, at least, is in the middle. So yeah, no, it's going to be great. It's four hours long. So if you're listening to this and you've never checked out Rough and Rowdy, you definitely should go to buy R-N-R, that's R-N-R, the three letters,.com and you can learn how to watch the fight for free. I didn't know we were doing that. We're giving away Rough and Rowdy for free, apparently.

Like, why not? So R&R 9 is coming up. It's in Fort Bragg, North Carolina. It's a show. Marty is a champion. I mean, what do you want for Ruff and Rowdy? Last question. Okay, let's go.

Street lights. Yeah. Like, does someone control those or are they just... It's like, who's controlling all the street lights? Sensors. No. Yeah. Like, that's just wrong.

You think somebody's sitting up in a control room? Casey, take a lap. Come on. I need to take a lap. All right. That's just not right. Sensors? What the fuck else would control them fucking manual people like hey it's like how else would it go on we're trusting computers for lights yeah which is why you know i mean i'm gonna really blow your brain right now the whole idea of like the when somebody takes over like

our grid system the idea that there's all the streetlights would be fucked up. That's like a huge part of if somebody could control our grids, how much, much of a problem that would be because traffic would just go haywire. Here's a take. There are a lot more jobs that I think are like the person who like lines the street is more of an important job than president. Okay.

Mayhem. I mean, that guy has a shaky hand and he's more on the left you're fucked for the day you know that the president can also cause mayhem because they got the buttons to the nukes i can't i can't even spit anything out to the nukes you know what just listen to the rest of the cck podcast we had a wild week uh fights hurt his back by literally just lifting his leg off the ground so we go through that we also talked about what we get when feidelberg dies because he's dying um it's a big fact i mean that's happening yeah i mean definitely sooner than later uh kfc radio live at caroline so we were back on they were the boys were on broadway it was an awesome so i I can't even talk. It was an awesome night. It was an awesome night.

It really was. We had some girl talk situations. Marty may or may not have outed himself as a chopstick expert. Fraud. Did not. Fraud. Willie and Large dominated the show. Were you in there when Willie and Large came in?

Yeah. I mean, they just bullied fights right out of the room. They literally came in and just took chips. I mean, just bullied him. And then the United States Women's national team won the World Cup. We relive all that and much, much more. It was a great week on CCK. Hope you guys enjoy and have a fantastic week.

Tuesday, July 9th, CCK. Karab is out doing Spikes Up Tour. Feidelberg back in. We're going to talk a lot about Home Run Derby. Pete Alonso is a champion. That's the only storyline to come a lot about Home Run Derby. Pete Alonso's a champion. That's the only storyline to come out of the Home Run Derby. Nobody else even worth talking about. I'm upset you're not wearing a jersey today.

I'll get into all the news of the day. But first and foremost, T's and P's, thoughts and prayers to my brother in here, John Feidelberg, who is officially washed up as he has a bad back. And he is hobbling around like a 150-year-old man. It's the only explanation for how this happened. You're going to love this. It was the bottle cap challenge yesterday. There's no other way I could have done this.

You moved your leg twice. Two barely little roundhouse kicks yesterday, and you were out of commission. Do you know I couldn't get up? I was at the office until 9 p.m. last night. The only reason I left, because there was no one even here to change the TV for me, so it was on NBA TV, and people were talking about Vlad Guerrero so much, I was like, all right, I got to get home for a second round.

So I got to get a lift and hobbled down. So you were just laying in your chair? I was just sitting in my chair. You just couldn't move. It's so fucking bad. I was telling Kevin, I woke up at 7 o'clock this morning just from pain. I don't wake up at 7 o'clock in the morning. And I laid in bed until

like 10, 30 being like, alright, I'm going to get there because we're going to run down to 11. And finally I had a text and I was like, guys, I'm just not getting there. He said, I can't sit upright. There's no way that it's from those two little kicks that you did. I don't know what else. There's no way that it's from those two little kicks that you did. I don't know what else. It's so bad.

Where? Like, it's not, like, usually I would just blame, like, a long last week. But it's not, like, lower than my ribs. So it's not, like, organs that hurt. It's upper back. And it hurts so bad it's coming around to my stomach. Oh, I know that feeling. Right through your ribs almost.

It's just, like, everywhere. Every, like, 15 seconds or so, it feels like my back makes a fist and then I get stabbed. But like, it's not like, not stabbed with like a knife. I'm not being dramatic. It's like, like, like one of the antidotes for VX gas.

Like one of those, like a thick needle. Yeah, a bad needle. Like, like, like one of those, you know, like stop you from overdosing. Like, pow. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like an EpiPen, sort of. Yeah, yeah.

Yeah, or Narcan, whatever it is. Yeah, something like that. Oh, no, Narcan's just a spray up the nose, I think. But, uh. narcan whatever it is yeah something like that oh no narcan's just a spray up the nose i think but uh i refuse to believe that it's from that it's the only explanation it wasn't like it yesterday have some sex this past week i did too much no actually creative with it you try to pick her up or something stupid i don't think i had anything what do you think old man fuddleburg coley yeah coley by the way yeah i hit that pen hoping that might help. I don't know what's going to help you, John. You need an entire new bag.

I mean, Frankie's... That was just sitting on the floor, by the way. I just checked my pockets because I was going to smoke it, and I was like, oh, no. I've only been in this room today, so it was an easy search. You know the answer, yeah. Frankie's been preaching the good word to chiropractors. I've never been to a chiropractor. I don't like masseuses, so I imagine I don't like chiropractors. Chiropractors make me cum, bro.

Someone told me we have like 500 or like 50 free trips to the chiropractor on our insurance like some blazing i always hear we have like the best insurance in the world which is just a waste because none of us fucking use it none of us go to doctors or anything have you never gone to a chiropractor never no yo never have you never not when you get and i mean my back and neck's been all fucked up so maybe it's like extra for me when you get adjusted and they crack you deep oh mama oh they crack your shit like i'm scared that like i don't even know stop being a fucking pussy bro like like everybody you can crack my knuckles i don't let people crack my neck no that's why

they know how to do it bro you. You don't crack your neck? No. I don't fuck with that. But even that. I crack my neck all the time. I can do that no problem. But they get you these deep ones that are like the vertebrae on the inside. And they crack shit where you're talking about, like in the middle.

They put your leg up. You lay on your side. You put your leg up like this. And they put their whole weight on you. And it just... It is temporary. But in the moment... See, I've never even had someone

pick me up and crack my back because I'm way too large, but I've always been the... Are you friends with the Abominable Snowman? Who was supposed to do that for you? I need to hang out with Shaq. Have you had someone step on your back? Yeah. That works, too. It does, but...

Do you have somebody walk on your back? They hop a little bit on there? Let's go to the chiropractor. I don't think that'll help, but sure, let's give it a whack. No, it'll do it. It'll help. I swear. It's scientific. Actually, what really happens when your muscle's in spasm and you crack it, it compresses your muscle even more and then it, oh, you're going to do that.

They're going to step on him. This is a bad idea. This is bad. He's doing the pickup and from behind, he holds the breath and you bend it back I think you cracked yours I cracked my chest Coley just broke his sternum Why don't I step on you?

I could step on you I'm lighter than Kevin That's Casey's a better one Okay Okay you big pussy You rude pussy I mean you really have to crack it Because that usually works like a charm

The key is You gotta like You gotta stand on it And then you gotta like Kinda double compress. You know what I mean? You got to get that quick... We're going to snap the fuck out of my hand. You laid out on the floor, you little bitch.

Where does it hurt? You got to step in the middle. You just got to give it a... Wait, hang on. You usually film these dumb things. I'll film it now. See, now you're just standing. You got to give him like a crunch. There you go.

Do a little hop. A little hoppy hop. Nothing is happening. Nothing is happening. Well, yeah, you're fucked. That's why you got to go to the professionals. Didn't even lose you up a little bit? Made it worse?

It didn't make it worse, but it did help. You got to go get cracked for real man oh god there's this youtube video have you guys seen the probably not it's all up in my like my algorithm because i watch this shit there's what are you watching video people getting cracked man i watch people i watch pimples get popped and i watch people get cracked love that love it all right oh those old people with their black heads they're disgusting the people the old people who have had a black head since like the korean war it's like well you have never thought of picking that or popping that Those old people with their blackheads, they're disgusting. The old people who have had a blackhead since the Korean War, you have never thought of picking that or popping that or cleaning it at all.

But there's this Indian kid on YouTube. He goes to an Australian chiropractor. This dude is fucked. I mean, he's hunched completely over. You can see. He takes off his shirt. You see his spine. It's like a C.

And this dude just for months cracks him and just straightens his shit out. And it is so fucking satisfying. My boy Rudy does this. Rudy goes down to the chiropractor rabbit holes. Rudy and Frankie today were just like, you got to see chiropractor. Dude, it's great. You definitely do. There's one guy who wraps his towel around your neck.

I'll be fine in a couple days. Yeah, but I don't even go to the chiropractor. But when I do go, it's great. It's like you got to at least stop being a chiropractor virgin. Yeah. I mean, I knew last night I was here until 9 p.m. By the way, we have like a significant amount of mice in this office. I think they're like scared.

I think they're scared to come out when they're all bustling around. But yeah. Yeah. Like last night at 830, the mice came out to play. I'm sorry. Just running around. One, I like looked out of my backpack at one point. One was just at my foot.

Shut the fuck up. The girls are not going to be happy about this. And then. Deke, make sure you CC all of the girls at Barstow. We're like two blocks from Penn Station. Did people not think there were mice in there? They're not rats. We are in New York City.

We are in Manhattan. There are mice everywhere. There's mice in your apartment. No, there's not. Yes, there is. No, there's not. I never saw it in the old office. We are in New York City. We are in Manhattan. There are mice everywhere. There's mice in your apartment. No, there's not. Yes, there is. No, there's not. I never saw them in the old office. I was always stunned about that.

They're everywhere. Maybe you don't see them. Mice are everywhere. Cockroaches are everywhere. Yeah, it was bad. They're probably in bed with you at night. It was kind of nice though to just sit in the office because since I couldn't,

no one was here to change the TV for me either. She just weren't watching the home run, did you? It was on NBA TV. I got home in time for Vladdy's second round. But I was just sitting there and I watched all the Stranger Things last night because I couldn't do anything. What did you think? I thought it was pretty good.

I thought it was really good. I thought that monster is disgusting. But hands down, the grossest monster yet. You talked about the rats and the mice. Yeah. in the first episode yeah i almost actually had a mice exploding the uh the thought of you just sitting alone are there like uh like motion sensor lights were you in the dark too no i wasn't so it was all lit up and you're just sitting there at your desk for like five hours after the fact yeah like most people other people, other offices, people get out at like seven. If you stuck around until nine, that's kind of crazy.

Like you're packing it up by four. So we're here for like five and a half. You're here arguably as long as your workday was. Yeah. Right? Probably. I was like Devlin and like someone else over here were like the last two. And then they snuck out at some point.

I don't know. Was anybody aware that you were just sitting there paralyzed with pain? I don't think so. They just thought you were hanging out. Yeah. It's actually a testament to how not bad this office life is. Like if you were sitting in the cubes, you would have powered through your paralysis and got the fuck home.

Oh yeah. I've done it before. Sitting here is like, I'm either on my couch doing this, like watching TV on Twitter or I'm here doing. Yeah. I've had, I didn't,

this is even before we had nice offices. I've, I've just slept on the floor in the milton office i was too tired to go home that place has rats yeah that place that place has squirrels yeah uh but yeah there was like they were like i think it was like maybe the monday after for galley or something like that i just so fucking tired like i don't have the energy to drive home i'm just gonna sleep here tonight just start up tomorrow just lay down on the floor that's why my back's all fucked up i just sleep anywhere sleeping on the floor i'm like a guy my back's all fucked up. I just sleep anywhere. You've been sleeping on the floor for 10 years. I'm like a guy in a Mexican prison. I just sleep

wherever the fuck. You know what we need to do with you? You're like Christian Bale in that pit. We've got to just suspend you by a rope. There's just no way that it's from those roundhouse kicks. Again, probably it would be crazy if it is, but it's the only thing that happened

between me being fine and me not being able to get out of a trip. Kendall Jenner is out here whipping around on fucking jet skis doing the bottle trick, and you can't even just stand up and do a little roundhouse. The leg didn't even make it above his hips. No, it didn't even make it above his knee. I don't know how that affects. It was parallel with his knee. My leg somehow went down. It got lower.

Weren't you trying to kick me in the head like a week and a half ago? Yeah, but I was getting a jump with that, and I was close on that one. So that didn't hurt your back? got lower weren't you trying to kick me in the head like a week and a half ago yeah i was like getting a jump with that and i was close on that one so that didn't hurt your back that's despite lingering effects i'm trying to jump roundhouse kick coley it wasn't a roundhouse it was just a straight front kick it's probably that i mean i could have played a part there are countless things in my life that could play a part in all my disabilities but this but usually these things have an instance it could even be something as who was it i've had someone else had this year like they coughed like i sneezed once and blew

out a vertebrae usually it can be something that you're like a piece of shit but there still is a something a catalyst well there was a while where everybody's back was hurt in this office yeah well it's called being old i need your guys number. At one point on one of the planes back from the college football show, Dan and Roan had to trade off and on who was laying on the floor of the jet because they both couldn't lay down because they were both too long and big to do it. I'll tell you what, to quote

the foreplay guys, you got to get that fusion dude. The only reason I can even walk is because of fusion. That's right. You had one. I do. I have two. You somehow have more I had two. I have two. You somehow have more back surgeries than Gronk has. Yeah, I probably have. I've had six total surgeries.

And I'm missing two vertebrae. I have two cages in my spine. People are like, how come you can't run three cones fast? I'm made of titanium at this point, you fucks. Forget about running around in a circle and cones i'm just trying to get get it out of bed like john i don't get to go to the same tsa machine as you that's how fucking few human bones i have i have cadaver i have the only bones i have in my spine now are from other people's dead bodies around a fucking metal cage i got the

one in my neck the fusion of my neck i had the fusion my back my back was so fucked up so usually when you have a fucked up disc they always like the description the doctor always gives it's a jelly donut you like you squeeze it and the jelly comes out the side that's like you're and that the jelly is what pinches the nerves and fucks you up but usually you it squishes to one side i somehow had a disc that was squeezing out both sides the doctor was like i've seen this i can count this on one hand in my all my years he's like it's a jelly donut and she's like there's no jelly i either there should be no jelly left you have jelly coming out of both sides what did

you do i i the the sleepwalking incident was like the only thing that sparked it but i think other than that it's just been like my mom has a fucked up back i almost think it's just like genetics but yeah i just had pinched nerves my whole life see i i don't like i actually remember like the the sleepwalking thing was freshman year of college but i remember playing basketball when i was in like sixth grade and i remember like i caught a pass and turned and what i now know is like a horrible back spasm or like a nerve pain was like ripping through my body but i was like 12 right and so you're not you don't you know now if you fuck up your back you're like oh i threw out my back or some shit you know my parents were like i don't. And so you're not, you don't, you know, now if you fuck up your back, you're like, Oh, I threw out my back or some shit.

You know, my parents were like, I don't know. Let's just fucking go away. You know what I mean? And looking back on it, it was probably like, well, I had like spinal nerves being pinched.

Mom and dad, like polyfinal bird, ignore your kids. I like, I don't, I don't, I don't know how to fix this. So I've just been doing things all morning.

I actually started last night. I got a salad. That was my first solution. That's not going to do it. I've taken zero pills or anything like that. He's stretched. I, I, this morning I got a salad. That was my first solution. I've taken zero pills or anything. This morning I was doing some downward dog in bed. Here's what you gotta do. You gotta lay on your back.

You gotta make a ball. Basically put your knees to your back and just kind of rock. I did that. I was in the fetal position for a bit. I was trying to roll it out. I did a little heat fucking thing. Oh, that's the worst you can do. I just attack it from all angles.

So I don't want to go to a doctor because the doctor's going to be like, you know what? While you're here, why don't we do a physical? Then you're dead. Then you're going to find a bunch of other shit. Then you die. I don't need to deal with all the other stuff right now. Just do the back. Ignore everything else.

I want to take you to a fucking... Find somebody here that has a painkiller. I don't even need a painkiller. I think just an Advil would work. I have those in my desk. Okay. You haven't even tried regular pills yet. No. I haven't even need a painkiller. I think just an Advil would work. I have those in my desk. Okay. You haven't even tried regular pills yet?

No. I haven't even had a Tylenol or anything. You don't even believe those. I don't believe in them either. So I just don't have them in my apartment. It hasn't been an option

until I got here. I usually, you know, like at least concede that other fucking people get the placebo effect. I don't even bother with it, but at least try something. Yeah.

I mean, I had a salad, like I said. I got a green juice as well. Diet just does nothing for that. That's another immediate impact. Like the spasming muscle's gonna be like, there's some greens, we're good, release. But to be fair though, it's probably better than like housing a cheeseburger.

I guess. You don't sound good at all. I don't know if it is, because at least you'll get the endorphins from that at one point i coughed yesterday i might i might be out soon man um i coughed yesterday this at my desk and it made dren take his headphones off and he's like what you see yeah he's like like that honestly sounds like my grandfather it was like a black lung yeah and by the way trent is not next to you. So for people that are like, Oh,

like Trent is literally four or five. He got up today. Fights just gets out. Or it's yesterday. He gets a, he's like a dinosaur Jurassic park, like getting out of a crate. So definitely dying.

Like for sure. For certain. For trues. Like I'm dying For trues Like we're laughing now But when we have to plan The funeral of the week

It's gonna be like He told us it was coming You don't have to plan shit Oh let's play What were you gonna say? Let's um Let's all decide Like what belongings

We get from John when he dies Like what things He doesn't have much I don't have many He doesn't have much I'm a very simple man I don't really have. I have like clothes and that's it.

I'm going to take the trademark for Saturdays or for the book. That's what I'm going to do. He doesn't own that. The one thing you can take, he doesn't have. I'll take, oh, I'm going to take your hat and I'm going to burn it at your funeral. That's what I'll do. Okay. In retaliation to that, the only thing

in my will is like, I want my hat. In my sarcophagus. I want all of your diaries so I can give them to science so we can figure out what the fuck is wrong with you. All those ideas of yours. I got some good ones cooking in there. That's actually... The clock's ticking, pal. That's what I want. I want all your tickets.

Get to it. I have a couple of very versatile business ideas in those notebooks. I want them all. What does that even mean? Versatile business ideas. They can be implemented in many different avenues. Either business or hat. Dude, you need to walk around talking more about VBIs,

versatile business ideas. If you walk into a meeting and you tell someone that you have 10 or 12 good VBI's, they'll listen. They'll be like, okay, continue. Grabbing out their checkbook. I don't like talking about it because people are going to steal the notebook. That thing is fucking filled with gold. I'm telling you, one day

when I get out of this fucking place, I'm going to be rich. I'm going to make money. 0.0. When do you think you're legit going to die? I was thinking about this the other day. Because one of the hypotheticals we do on Answer the Internet is you can build your dick from scratch. But every inch you add to your dick, two years comes off your life. How big do you make your dick?

So if you give yourself a 10-inch dick, you're going to die 20 years earlier than you ordinarily would. I don't like this one. So if you add one, you're minus two years? Exactly. So zero is the only way. Yes. Dickless, like a 10-doll. Oh, oh, oh.

Yes. I always thought that was starting with your dick. No. Okay. I was like, I just keep what I have. No, no, no. It's not going to the penis museum when I die,

but it's all right. You can have a zero, you can have no dick and you get to live your full life. If you have a two inch dick, you lose four years. If you have a, you know,

it's like that. So if you, basically, if you want to give yourself a solid dick. But what's your full life? Are we talking 100? That's what I'm saying.

So I, when I was making this, this argument for myself, I think I'm cashing out at about 70. You think you got 70 in you? So like if I take – I joke about it a lot. I genuinely do not think I have 60.

So then in this hypothetical – I don't think I have 60. If I wanted to have a 7-inch dick in this hypothetical, I'm cashing out at 56. That's pretty good. That's not good. You don't want to die when you're 56. Do you want more than 20 years from where you are right now? See, but I get fucked up with those things because I feel like when we started doing those, it was the mindset that I'm going to live forever.

But you're not going to. I know my dad's 57. I'm like, that dude might as well be 22. Oh, yeah, because we're all living longer, you're saying. Well, just like he's very young. Oh, yeah. But you're not going to be your dad. No, no, no no i know

but i'm just saying like i see what could like i always assumed i was like if you like once you're over 50 you're bald and fat yeah yeah yeah he's doing all right but he's also a specimen my dad is 65 and still goes and plays basketball and works out every morning that's what i mean but people these guys are not representations of the everyman they didn't have twitter so they don't really yeah come on if on. If your dad was on Twitter for a solid 10 years in his prime, he'd be a piece of shit also. I think,

I mean, really, if I think I'm living until 70, the most I could do would be a 5-inch dick. I can't die before 60. You gotta make it to a 6-inch. Oh, I'm dying before 60. Not that I can be in this hypothetical, because I'm a girl. Why are you dying before 60? I just think I will.

That's early. I know. I've never been able to picture myself. You're halfway done. I know. I've never been able to picture myself old. No, that's different than actually having a reason. My body's a calamity.

I think I'm going to be dead before 70 for a reason. I think I'm going to die in an accident. Oh, okay. So you just have some Final Destination shit going. Yeah. Don't you and Mush believe that? Mush said he'd never die in an accident, which is a crazy shot to call.

That's not great. I don't know what the reason Cole takes about that one. Yeah. I told him, I think he tweeted it. He was like, I'll never die in an accident. That's not great. Just because of any sort.

They didn't like narrow it down to like car, like helicopter, an ounce of like logic behind it, or just, he's calling a shot. Like he just will not have, like, I've seen the playbook and that's not it that's not me i'm not an accident guy that's another thing we did that's another hypothetical would you not rather know how you die or when you die because like if mush if he looked at the hypothetical

book and he saw i'm not gonna die in an accident that means you can go on every helicopter ride you want that means you can drive 200 miles an hour on on the highway that is the easiest question of all time why would you want to know how but not when because then if i know that i don't die from a heroin overdose i'm gonna go do heroin tomorrow okay yeah but like if you know that you're gonna die from like say like some sort of illness then it's like okay well then you get diagnosed with this illness and then you just don't every single day you're like is this gonna be the day i'd much rather know when so then i I can be like, okay, I have 10, 15 years to act like a complete fucking asshole.

I do so many things that are bad for me. I want to know if it's one of those things. But if you know you're not going to... So if I know I'm going to die from cancer, and then I go to the doctor and I get diagnosed with cancer, I'm going to be like, this is it. So if they say I have six months to live, it's going to be six months. Say you're going to die at 45,

you can do all the fun shit you want until 45, because you're not going to die from it. You're not going to overmatch from it. I mean, there's benefits to be six months. If you know, it's like, say you're like, Hey, you're going to die at 45. You can do all the fun shit you want until 45. Cause you're not going to die from it. You're not going to overdose from it. I mean, there's benefits to both. Like, it's like you're talking about heroin. Like,

Oh, if I'm not going to die for 15 years, well then I can just do as much heroin as I want for the next 15 years. Let me ask you this, Kevin, if you knew you were going to die in 17 years, but you also knew it was going to be from a heroin overdose, would you do heroin starting today?

Knowing that you have 17 years of good heroin use. Basically, I'm just trying to zero in a heroin overdose. Would you do heroin starting today knowing that you have 17 years of good heroin use? Basically, I'm just trying to zero in on the heroin use. Which is a wild thing. Any answer that lets me do peak drugs without dying. It's like fucking load it up. I know today's not the day. But it's like if people... Double shot.

Dude, are you sure? Most people overdose from that. Not me, bro. Eventually, I know it's coming, but not today. I understand your logic because then you can do all of the things but like i said i've really narrowed it down to one and so what would really be kevin wants to do heroin he just doesn't want to die what would really be devastating is if i open up the magic like i look at the crystal ball and it says you're gonna die of a heroin overdose because then i'd be like well now i can't do it at all

now i can't even do it once because it might be that time this is like the dark side of it too for me it's like if someone's like hey you're gonna die because you get kidnapped like literally every single day of my life i'm gonna be like oh my god i'm gonna get kidnapped today so like why would i want that no you're gonna die from getting kidnapped when you're 50 well i can do whatever the fuck i want you die a murder in that point yeah all right but you know you don't die a kidnapping you have a pretty miserable time during it but you die of the But you know what I'm saying. You don't die of kidnapping. You have a pretty miserable time during it, but you die of the murder. You know what I'm saying. If that is – like a heroin overdose is so specific, but if it's like you might die in a car accident. Well, then I'm not going to get in a car every single day.

Like fuck that. That sounds – What if a car just drives through your house? We get that story like twice a year. Well, I mean that is what Final Destination is. It's like you think you can gain the system and it's like, oh, oh i'm gonna stay in my house forever because i don't want to get kidnapped and then like the kidnapper like somehow in your house with you or whatever it just life death finds a way which is why if you know exactly your mom's a kidnapper and that that would be that that

would be like the that'd be a really shitty movie that people hyped up yeah the mom was a kid no you know what it would be it would be like you don't realize that your mom's a kidnapper she kidnapped someone else prior and she just ends up murdering you. Technically, you died from a kidnapper. Correct. Which is why if you know when, you don't care for X amount of years. It's like I don't really care if you're a kidnapper or not because I'm not dying until I'm 45. What if you got hit?

It's like, oh, it's next Tuesday. I don't even have enough time to have fun. Yeah, that's what sucks. Oh, yeah. I would just kill myself today. That's what I mean. If I found out I was going to die in a week, I'd kill myself today. Yeah, but I feel like it wouldn't take.

It'd be like a shower in the summer. Nope, didn't work. You'd just be like a vegetable for the rest of the week. Like a shower in the summer. The suicide just did not take. Just didn't take. What a horrible conversation. I think this is a great one, if you ask me.

We've learned a lot about Kevin. We have. He really wants to do heroin really bad. I think you should kill yourself, John. Would you rather die than feel this? I'm too much of a pussy for that. Yeah. I don't have the stones for it.

Sure, I can wish it. I hope an air conditioner falls and hits me, but I'm not going to go undo it. I don't want to be like a direct participant in my death. You will be. You just eight balling me there? You're just going to know you're going to participate in your death. You have to be. Fact.

It's your death you know what I mean yeah no I do HBO has that documentary coming out on that girl who just texted her boyfriend to kill himself until he did it

yeah that's some dark dark shit did she go to jail she did right not for she's still in jail but she's not gonna be there

for long yeah it was like I love you now die is the title it's crazy dude it's such a fucked up story my sister went to those those times as i fall over then she went just to like witness it yeah just like she was she was going to law school

oh okay that makes sense i thought she was just like she was she was very in the crowd like holding up signs like she was she was interested in the case right legal throwing tomatoes and heads of lettuce the the crowd. When does that come out? Soon. Yeah, there's like a whole series of them. They're all very bleak, very dark. But the text, the HBO promo has a lot of the text messages that are just like, it's okay, babe. Like, of course you're nervous.

You're going to die. You're about to die. Don't worry. Like, it's all going to be over. Can you imagine texting that? Of course you're nervous. You're about to die. And then she's saying, like, he went in the car and he got out because he was scared she was like get

back in if i remember like the actual case because it was like such a big deal i believe those were the texts that really got her in trouble go back in it wasn't the initial yeah it was because that's like i think everybody could have maybe come to their senses like oh okay wait a minute just to double down like get back in there yeah that is some sick shit but it's such a it's such a uh it's interesting because it's like i'm pretty sure the defense's argument was like that was suicide you can't like no one else can be charged as someone's suicide but man let me just say this i know everyone is like oh boy you got that guy had a whole bunch of issues and and i know you fall in love, and people can poison your mind and shit. But don't go listening to girls to the point that you kill yourself.

Okay? Like, that's crazy. It's a very literal advice you can use in the future. Yeah, just like don't let anybody, don't let any guy or girl influence you. Like, you shouldn't even let them change the music you like or the clothes you wear. You certainly shouldn't let them convince you to kill yourself. I would agree with that. I would agree with you.

Yeah. Hard agree. No debate here. Hard agree. No embracing that debate. This is so sad. And it's like I know like when you're mentally like when there's issues that, you know, you're not thinking clearly, but it's like, what?

Did you listen to her, man? And she's sitting there crying in the courtroom like, fuck that. Fuck that. I don't care. Save your tears. her man and she's sitting there crying in the courtroom like fuck that and she also said i don't care she went on like a uh she did like the all the facebook groups and she put together the fundraisers for like for him yeah uh and like his the fundraisers and like at the memorial services she like she's got one of those like syndromes like the it was a guardian or saving angel syndrome or something like that where it's like people who set fires to the houses but then they come

and rescue people out of the house. Is that like why she did it maybe? She wanted that? I think that was part of it. She's all kinds of fucked up. People are so fucked up, man.

It's like guardian angel syndrome maybe? There's just such there's so many levels to crazy and when you see true crazy in the world it's like alright I'm not that bad.

Sometimes I'm like man I'm like I got some fucked up thoughts or like some priorities and it's just like well I'm not that bad sometimes i'm like man i'm like i got some fucked up thoughts or like some priorities and it's just like well you're functioning every day we're like top one percent of not crazy when you really break it down fuck luke is from florida we'll take a quick question before our first break you got a question for us luke yeah guys uh yeah i don't know if you guys actually probably definitely did not hear i did call in yesterday when smitty was host i don't know if you guys actually probably definitely did not hear i did call

in yesterday when smitty was host i don't know what show what the show's called um i've been a long time pmg listener but i just started following like the content stuff in the last six months and a lot of the by the way but anyway like basically i was trying to ask the question before Smitty cut me off. And, like, you know how, like, everybody, like, I was just saying, like, I was dawning. Hey, Luke, Lucas, do me one favor. Just ask the question. Just ask it. Okay.

You can just ask it. I understand why you didn't get it out on the other shows. You could just ask the question. Because it takes a little bit of a like explaining what i'm trying to say is like just that but but like okay here's the thing the next words out of your mouth should be the question okay even if there's setup okay you don't need to set up do you think that do you think that barstool should be concerned about like what content it's putting out if like when you have smitty like my other nine-year-old brother and

him and 15 of his friends like literally watch smitty play uh whatever fortnite like religiously like i mean is that a factor at all i think it the gaming so in general barstool has been just getting so much bigger and growing so and it's also we're getting to the point. Barstool is almost kind of like rap music in a way. I feel like it was new. And so we're you're seeing the first like we're aging with it. You know what I mean? And so you're seeing the first crop of like younger siblings that when someone found out about Barstool in the mid 2000s, as soon as their siblings are old enough, they're telling them about it.

So we're like it's all new problems that we're encountering. So I think Barstool in general is reaching a new demo. And then the gaming is like so young. Was the question, are we concerned because there's kids listening? Yeah. Like, are you concerned about what content Barstool is putting out because kids are not consuming it? Well, I mean, kids can consume anything.

They can go consume anything on HBO, Showtime, whatever. It's not on us, right? Yeah. That's like, I mean, people can't change. If smitty i it would it would probably be in my mind if i knew like i just know that like the the audience for kfc radio is much older so i work with smitty uh quite often and he does sometimes mention that all right try avoid swearing and all that type of stuff yeah i mean that i don't even think i would do that i think i would avoid swearing but i think i would i don't know i don't know if he gets into like advice and shit like that on the show but i

i it would be i would be cognizant of it i don't think i would change too much but if there was anything like truly outlandish i uh picturing you like nine-year-olds listening to your rant about wanting to do heroin there was there was one time uh we got a voicemail and it was like it was a guy asking like how to last longer in bed. And we just listened. I guess in the beginning of the voicemail, he was like, hey, what's up, guys? I'm like 16, and I'm a bird, blah, blah, blah. And we were on our phone, and we tuned back in for like, how can I last longer in bed?

And we just treated it like it was an adult. And it's like you can't tell a kid to go have a few beers first. Go to the bar and do some shots before you take her home. We were talking to a child we didn't realize it so if i knew it and and i was aware that my audience was like young i would probably have it in my head that like i don't know how much i would change but you're right you can't you can't i mean you can't like yes if you know that your demo audience and you're specifically talking to is like a young crowd fine but that's like every single piece of entertainment in the world like

you can't change because you know kids are consuming it kids can consume porn if they want they do but that's damn right i learned you could hit enter way before you were actually 18 if you are out here actually leaving exit like clicking exit because you're not 18 you don't even deserve porn yeah it's an you know it's a theoretical question but i don't even deserve porn. Yeah. It's a theoretical question. The gaming thing, maybe. But everything else, it's like we can't change. That's on the parents. Don't let your kids listen to me. You don't want your daughters listening to Call Her Daddy?

Don't let them listen to it. That's a good piece of advice. I think the question is do we have a responsibility to the kids? Yes. I am not a role model. That's right. You know what? You're sitting in a chair.

You know who is a role model? Jared Kouravas giving out tickets to the fucking home run derby last night. Grow in the game. What a pussy. Let's make fun of Jared after the break. I'm here for that. I don't come over to your desk? No.

I don't think I ever have come over to your desk, ever. No, you haven't. Well, in the old office I did. Yeah, I know. Because you were right next to the bathroom. In the radio room. That's where you were. Yeah. Well, I'll make sure I were right next to the bathroom. In the radio room. That's where you were. Yeah.

Well, I'll make sure I swing by more often. Yes. I mean, we're going to be bonding next weekend. Oh, that's right. So the Atlantic City pool party has gotten a little bit out of control. So originally it was just supposed to be me and Willie. Then people started getting word of it. And sales upstairs were like, look, we've already sold it.

I have no clue what that looks like because we don't obviously see any of that. We're just, you know, we're, we're zoo animals. We're just going to go. Uh,

we're going to, it's going to be there just to look at us. Literally we're zoo animals. I don't remember what Dave was referring to at one point. He said that to me. He was like, yeah, I'm going cause I'm a zoo animal.

Like it's so accurate. I mean, that's just what we are though. Even when you go out, it's like people stare. They don that's just what we are, though. Even when you go out, it's like people stare. They don't even say hello. They just stare. So at the Atlantic City Pool Party at the Ocean Beach Club, we will be at a table.

The crew has now grown from me and Willie to me, Willie, PFT Commenter, Marty Mush, Zah, Glenny Balls, Big Ev, and I believe Jetski is going to film the whole thing? Is that right? I'm guessing since Willie's there. For the parts of Breakfast Vlog, I'm guessing. So, I mean, or Rudy, somebody's going to be there.

So when they first approached me about being the person to do this, they were like, you know, we're going to sell you with it, whatever. And I said, listen, obviously I'm going to need a guy to go with me. They're like, well, yeah, like we're not going to just send you by yourself. I was like, okay, that's fine. They said Willie. I was like, perfect.

Like Willie is never going to let anything happen to me. Now what I've realized is as the only girl going, the only girl that no one will get anywhere near me you literally have an offensive line going i have an offensive line plus you yeah yeah plus me and listen i played flag football with za i know how elusive he can be yeah i'm the one people should be worried about you saw you saw that video that little guy on the internet exactly don't don't mess with us little guys so that's what i was going to talk about and that's why i i whenever kev said he was he was going to be a little bit late into radio i was like well obviously i'm going to talk about. And that's why I, whenever Kev said he was, he was going to be a little bit late into radio. I was like,

well, obviously I'm going to talk to Marty. We have so many things to catch up on, but this video that's going vile right now. Have you seen it yet? No, I, when people like,

like a lot of things, I don't like to watch it. I understand that. I'm, I'm very much that way, but this is one of those videos that, you know, and of course like people send us stuff all day,

every day. People don't understand. Like we have a social team dedicated to just vetting through these videos. This was one of those that as soon as we saw it, the entire office stopped and everybody was playing it on their computer really loud because it is the most ridiculous video. Do you think we can play it on radio? I know you don't get the visual. So I was actually going to go through it again to see how it would do on radio. I mean I could put it on there, I guess.

Yeah. The visual. The visual. Let me set this up. Before we hear the audio, this is in a bagel shop. Just a normal, everyday-ass bagel shop. And it is a man who is very clearly a very short man.

Now, I don't know. Zah, you can help me out with this. Obviously, he's not a legal midget I actually yeah that's actually I was I was about to bring that up I don't think he's I think he's taller than that yeah so what they said he's like five foot right so he keeps saying in the video he's five foot yeah so so he's not like he's not a a legal midget legal midgets is four foot four foot nine and below how tall are you I am four foot five okay so Frankie said four foot three we were

I mean this you weren't even you weren't even like in the room and everyone's like, like, so Keith wrote this blog about this video that we're about to listen to. And he said like, you can't say midget. And then like Liz piped up and was like, well, no, Zoss said it's okay to say midget. And there was one of those conversations inside Barstool sports. That would be horrible taken out of context. Like everyone's talking about what you can and can't say. We talked about the guy in Elf that gets mad because he calls him an angry elf, whatever. This video of this man who is, and I am 100% sure, not a legal midget,

is very mad about how short he is. Why is it okay for women to say, oh, you're five feet on dating sites? You should be dead? That's okay? Who said that to you here? Nobody. Women in general have five feet on dating sites? You should be dead? That's okay? Who said that to you here? Nobody. Women in general have said it on dating sites.

You think I'm making that shit up? Everywhere I go, I get the same fucking smirk with the biting lip. Shut your mouth. You're not God or my father or my boss. Dude, you want to step outside? You want to step outside? You want to step outside? Huh? I'm not scared of you, pal.

I know. I know. You shut up, dude. Shut the fuck up. Go ahead and attack me, big fella. Then he gets taken out. Holy shit. Now, what you can't see, like Zah said, he gets his ass handed to him.

And the guy who he goes up to and says, what are you going to do? Take it outside. Like attack me, attack me. That guy could be easily six foot tall, but he looks like he's eight feet tall next to this guy. That's his problem. Like why would you belly up to someone when you're so short?

Like that's your, like you're so short. You don't want to show more people that you're that short and you bellied up to him. First of all, he's a fat little bastard. The girl who's the best, the best like low key part of the video is the girl

that's recording it at the very end says I just wanted to come here to get some bagels that's literally it that's what she wanted there's so many different things in this video one I don't know what started it because the video starts late the girl behind the counter or a woman

next to this guy says why do you feel like it's okay to degrade women I've seen stuff going around the internet that maybe he threw a couple C bombs around. Can't really do that. Called her a bitch. I have no idea how it started. We also don't know how it ended, which was my biggest problem with the video. Like that video was entirely too short because I want to know where that attack ended. You need to know everything about it. I need to know everything. The way that he tackled that guy and on keith's blog if we can put that out on the barstool radio account the screenshot of the guy like launching towards him it looks like david and goliath it was unbelievable what a form tackle right in a bagel shop just right in a bagel shop didn't give a shit and this guy had to

been said before he's like oh people i get these same smirks the same looks like guy had to been said before. He's like, oh, people, I get these same smirks, the same looks like someone had to say something. I don't know. Did someone call him short and fucking bagels? No, I think what happened was and that's why I'm saying, OK, this is one of those videos that I would pay money. I pay so much money to see how it actually all went down, because I think that the woman was just saying you can't degrade women. And he's so mad about being so short that he just unleashed all of his anger about it. I don't think anybody in that bagel shop was like, oh, you're a short guy. I think that she said you can't degrade women.

He was like, oh, really? Well, women are assholes because I'm short. Can't put five feet on the dating websites. What are we talking about? Because he's definitely a guy who puts like five, eight on a fucking dating website. And you show up and he's fucking 5'4 I mean you can't do that like Zah you can't do that

Zah can't Zah's like a difference he's not a legal midget so you 100% have to put 5'8 you can't do that but that's you have to like I understand that Zah is a legal midget like that's I mean that's his twitter handle I understand that but he's still 4'5 like you can't put Zah is different Zah is literally a midget like that's i mean that's his twitter handle i understand that but he's still four or five like you he can't put za is different za is literally a midget i know

i'm aware of that this guy either way the height stays the same yeah but i mean you think so you think this guy is putting five eight and showing up eight inches shorter you're short as shit when you're five eight so you might as well just lie like that. I mean, this is, so I'm between 5'8 and 5'9". Obviously, if I throw on heels, six feet, whatever. I understand if a guy is like 5'11 and says he's six feet because that is close enough. And like you wear shoes, fine. You can't say you're 5'8 when you're five feet.

Yes, you have to. You can't. You're screwed anyway. You might as well. So Marty, out of curiosity, how many times do you think that if he put five, when you're five feet. You can't. You're screwed anyway. You might as well. So, Marty, out of curiosity, how many times do you think that if he put five, like he could maybe,

like if he put five, five, it might be a little bit, five, eight is, I mean, it's short for me. It's short for you, but it's not like short in real life, is it? What? Five, eight?

Isn't that the average height for a guy? No. I think five, ten is. I think five, ten is. Like that, when you're short, like you walk into the, into the, Oh? No. I think 5'10 is. I think 5'10 is. When you're short, you walk into the... Oh, no. What's she laughing at? I don't know.

When Daniela walks by me and is pointing at her phone, I get very nervous. 5'9 is the average height for a guy. That seems... When you walk into a bar and you're 5'8, you know you're at a disadvantage. It's just a fact. What are you covering your eyes for? I'm sorry this fucking company i can't i cannot with this company the text message that i just got from

danielle as she came she knows we're on live national radio right now she knows that i'm in here with just you so you can't just like distract out she walks up to the glass like begging me to check my phone it's a lot it's a lot we'll get to that we'll get to that uh during the commercial break i can only imagine you know we get a lot of shit for like the way that guys talk in this office like people assume that guys are just in here just like talking like crazy the girls are worse girls are worse in every aspect so i i watched uh did you see the like kim kardashian and everyone yelling oh yeah that was the scariest thing i've ever seen so i'm not kim kardashian and everyone yelling oh yeah that was the scariest thing i've ever seen so i'm not a kardashian person i've maybe seen a couple of episodes like by accident

of the keeping up with the kardashians obviously if you're on social media you cannot escape them at all you know that you know the christian aspect and they do run into the athletic world a couple times um i saw that video on twitter i loved it yeah because they were real people to go and it's also like they're going to take somebody down yeah and like guys like are so they just get all tough and it's like i don't get scared by that to be honest girls are like they could rip your fucking throat out and insults you to no end their insults are mean these scars what that shit popping out of my ears. That scares the shit out of me.

Yeah, that was a good one. Did you know what that was? No. It was the Joker. You want to know? Look at these scars. You've never seen Heath Ledger in the Dark Knight? No.

What the fuck is wrong with you? I don't really watch those movies. But that's like an iconic movie. No, That's My Boy is an iconic movie. No, trust me. I'm not a movie person myself. I don't watch a lot of movies, but I have watched The Dark Knight, and it's probably one of the greatest movies of all time.

Really? Preach. Preach it. I'm not even a Batman fan. I have no idea what goes on in the Batman world and all that nonsense. Batman does. Just from a pure acting standpoint and all that, it is a crazy-ass movie. It's so good.

Like Superman flies and he's strong. Batman drives in a fucking car. Yeah, but listen, I'm not a big comic book person. I'm the same way as Zod. I'm not a big superhero fan. Don't care about any of those movies. The Dark Knight and The Dark Knight Rises are awesome. The Dark Knight with Heath Ledger is one of the best movies I've ever seen.

Changing topics. Something just popped in my head. My girl situation? Off the charts. We'll tie this into you being scared of girls. For sure. When you talk to girls out at bars, clubs, in the wild, whatever, do you ever assume that

they're crazy right away? Every girl's crazy. You just go into that thinking that. Yeah. Because what I don't understand, and you can help me understand this a little bit, is some guys think that like if they start dating somebody who's super, super nuts. And I'm not talking about just like every day, like you could say something crazy, do something crazy. I'm talking about the girls that like slash your tires type crazy. I feel like you have to know that off the bat.

There's no way a girl can hide that, right? No, I think they can. They're pretty good. They can pretty good. Yeah. I think they're pretty good at it. Any girl that I've ever known that's to that degree crazy. I feel like I know it pretty soon talking to her. Yeah. But like every girl is literally, it's always, you gotta make sure what you could pick out. Like what's the most tolerable, tolerable, crazy. Like some girls, most everyone's nuts. Guys are too though. Not me. I'm telling you I'm not nuts. I don't know if you're nuts or not. I don't care about nothing.

That's true. That's fair. I've been asking you to teach me that. It's the best way to live. Just not care? Yes. Just not catch feelings? Don't. Like if you catch them, you catch them. Like just let it go. Well, what happens if... I get a hallelujah. What happens if you catch them and you don't want to catch him? What?

The fuck does that mean? What do you mean, what? You don't want to catch him and you catch him? Yeah, like sometimes you don't want to catch feelings for somebody and you do. No. How? Well, I mean, I don't never not want. It's just like whatever happens, happens.

If you dog him once and it's like, oh, see you later. Or it's like, oh, maybe we'll see you again. It's going to happen. Whatever is going to happen is going to happen. You wake up the next day, you go to work, you get dogged, you say, oh, I kind of like this girl. And you go out again and then you see what happens. That's literally it.

Why the fuck do you have to look into anything? It makes no sense. Do you understand what I'm saying when you don't want to catch feelings, but you do? Yeah, it's happened to me a couple times. Okay, see, Marty? Zah's a romantic. But that's what I'm saying when you don't want to catch feelings, but you do? Uh, yeah, it's, it's happened to me. Okay. See Marty. Zaza romantic.

But that's what I'm saying. Like sometimes you go into a situation and you think, okay, this is going to be casual. And then you're like, well, wait, like I actually have feelings for this person, but fuck, I really don't want to. Then you just don't then. How do you just turn them off? So I, I've definitely like liked girls, but it's like, you know, I just don't want a girlfriend. So it's like, sorry, can't do it.

You just talk yourself out of it. Yeah. No, no, no. I don't talk myself. I just don't do it. Just like, Hey, do you do understand that most people can't just do that? Same to me. If you actually like somebody and have feelings for somebody in some form of capacity, you can't just tell yourself not to, and they just go away. Now you can, now you can fake it till you make it. You can force yourself to be like, okay, like this is a bad idea, but you can't just tell yourself not to and they just go away now you can now you can fake it till you make it you can force yourself to be like okay like this is a bad idea but you can't just be like nope i'm not going to catch feelings yeah but so if i have feelings and it's like you know what i'm not feeling i i don't can't have a girlfriend in this situation like my life right now it's like you know what just don't talk to her anymore because then you won't have any more feelings so it's shit it's shit like yeah it makes you end up like the breadwinner in the bagel store.

That's when you... You're bottling up your emotions. That's exactly why he's going nuts. It's going to boil over at some point? No. It's just literally you care about yourself. You wake up. You care about yourself.

You brush your teeth. Make sure to brush your teeth. And then you literally get through your work day and you go home and do what you want. Like some girls, like I had known, like one of my guy friends, like he just got yelled at for eating ice cream the other night. Well, that's stupid. I would. Are you kidding me? What was, why couldn't he eat ice cream?

Cause they're like on diets or some shit. I don't know. Oh, fuck that. I was like, what? Listen, I, I've said this and Kevin and I have gone back and forth with this because you're right. Every girl to a certain degree is crazy. There's're right. Every girl to a certain degree is crazy. There's no doubt.

Every person to a certain degree is crazy. So I'm not sitting up here like, oh, I'm not nuts. I definitely have my qualities that can be crazy should they be provoked. Stuff like that I've never understood. I don't understand. If a guy wants to go play golf, let him go play golf. If he wants to eat his fucking ice cream, eat his ice cream. What are we talking about here?

But that's what I said, too. If you're going to cheat on me, go for it. If he wants to eat his fucking ice cream, eat his ice cream. What are we talking about here? But that's what I said, too. If you want to, like, if you're going to cheat on me, go for it. I don't care. Well, you're, that's, okay, Marty, that's too far. No, that's, like, if you're going to do it, you did it. So just let me know, and we're all good. Kevin, we have... No, I mean, obviously, I'm stepping into a

cheating conversation here, which is obviously loaded. But you know what, though? I'm very much don't tell. You know what, though? We had not even uttered the word cheating, and then you walked in. That seems to be the effect. It's so true, dude. It's so true. We've been talking about nothing to do with cheating.

There has not been even a thought in my mind that we would go down that road, and then you pop up and Marty says cheating. I don't know what that means. I think when you cheat, and if it's just like a one-time thing and you realize you make a mistake and you want to stay with the person, I think telling them is the selfish move. Oh, no. That's fine. I wouldn't tell them either. You're just fucked up.

You still want to be them. Because all you're doing is easing your own guilty conscience and fucking their shit up. But that's only if you're like, you're not your own guilt guilty conscience and like fucking their shit up no that's only if you're like i'm not you're not going to do it again and you really are committed and it was a mistake and all that shit so what are you but you're saying if a girl cheats on you it's okay it's not okay like i'm gonna be mad but it's like you know what like what am i getting mad over what the fuck's gonna do the way so would you stay with him though no got it so you're just gonna be like all right but that to me is like i mean you obviously said this before you've like never been in love,

right? See, I don't understand. This is how we got here. I wasn't like fake love. This is how we got here. High school. Right.

I mean, dude, I know it. I think even, I thought I was in real adult love and I realized I wasn't. So especially when you're younger and you're just like dating and you think like you're, you're in lust or you're whatever.

Yeah. Cause I think even I learned like when you're truly in love with someone, it's like you radically alter like everything you do and think and say for that person. But the reason that we got cheated on, you would just be like, OK, not cool. But have a good life. See you later. Yeah. Yeah.

Thank you, John. This is how this is going to end up. Fight turns the program. Exactly. Because the way that this conversation started is we played the short guy clip from the bagel boss. Yeah, like that. So we went down the wormhole, as we always do with Marty, where he

was saying... Yeah, how the fuck did you get here? Yeah, so we started with that. We've talked about Atlantic City. I mean, we've talked about everything. Somehow we got to that the Kardashians scare Marty because of the video that surfaced yesterday of them all saying that it was great. Call Kanye.

Call Kanye. He knows how I feel. That's what you know. And Marty is just – he said that he feels like girls are crazy but that if you just don't ever catch feelings for anybody, that you have no problems. And I said, well, you know, people that catch feelings sometimes don't want to, but they do. And he said that that's just – that's not a true thing. That's how it happens. You're always like, I'm not going to like, you know,

I'm not going to get married. I say this to Karabas all the time. He's like, I'm not getting married until I'm 38 or whatever. And I'm like, I respect your plan and I hope you carry it out. But usually what happens is you meet someone that you like so much, you realize that you can't wait until you're 38 or you can't play by the same rules you set for yourself and you change what you do. And Marty is saying that he just, when he starts to catch those feelings, he just doesn't.

Just stop talking to her. But even that is like, I don't think you've ever even caught those feelings. I think that there will one day be a girl where you're like, maybe, I don't know, you're an alien. But I think there will be a girl one day that's like,

even if you tried to cut it off after date one, you'd be like, I gotta see her again. No, yeah. But I'm saying like, I don't want a girlfriend right now. I'm like 25. I'm having a fantastic time. so why would I want a girlfriend?

And if it happens, it happens. But that's the thing. I'll tell you. I don't know. Kevin walked in the door. We had not talked about cheating. I didn't even see Kevin. It was so bizarre.

We weren't talking about cheating at all. And then all of a sudden, Kevin. All I hear is Marty say, if you cheat on me, it's okay. No big deal. It came out of left field. It was almost like it was a subconscious thing. Marty saw Kevin and decided to start talking about that. I think I do still think the answer to me is no.

Marty said no because he just is never going to fall in love. No, mine, if I was, you are in love. It's like, you know what? You did it. And obviously, you didn't like me enough. It's whatever. That's what I mean. I think I would be like, whatever.

I'm going to get mad at you. It's like, and I think and i i think but i don't know i mean i know what you're saying but i think when you really are are like if you've changed your life for someone and then they do that if that's when the hurt comes in i i i guess again it's one of those things you can't really say but i i think like a lot of that comes from like what what was what were they like getting what what couldn't i give them yeah and i think despite how much my hatred for myself, I'm pretty fucking good. I think I'd be like, you fucked up. That was on you. John's like me.

I know. That's why when he walked in, I was like, shit, it's going to be two against two. You don't know what the shit he's doing all the time either. But he just worries about himself. It's a good way to be. And then people, yeah, you worry about yourself first. The smart,

or like the more complex way to handle it is more to look at like it happened for a reason. So you should... It's so easy, and I know this from a lot of experience,

is to just be like, cheating is something that society has deemed like a third rail. You can't touch it, you can't do it, and if you do it, everyone hates you and you're a scumbag. from a lot of experience is just be like cheating is something that the that society has deemed like a third rail you can't touch it you can't do it and if you do it everyone hates you and you're scumbag but that happens for a reason yes or or if it does that if you're if you're just like if you are if your life is perfectly happy and you go get blacked out and you just fuck some girl at the bar that's kind of like yeah that was really fucking stupid like you shouldn't have done that

that was a mistake that was dumb whatever when there's a reason why or when you're driven to it or you know in a relationship it's like there are you reason why or when you're driven to it or you know in a relationship it's like there are you have to uphold your end i have to hold my end there's kind of it's almost like a contract and it's like if you didn't if you're not providing what we kind of thought we agreed upon there is a reason why it happens it doesn't excuse it but it explains why it happened and if you don't look at that on yourself if you're the person who got cheated on you don't think about like well why did that person go do that i think you're just you're not really see i think i'd just be like you did it because you're an idiot i don't think i would have that and maybe there is something and maybe

that's that's like my idiocy that's of not like thinking it but i think i'd be like like you fucked up that one you lost a good one You know what happens when Willie just came in and stole my chips? I never even considered saying a thing. He just grabbed that bag right off your fucking... Willie, did you even consider the fact that those

were not yours? What's up? Did that even cross your mind that those do not belong to you? This is the smallest I've ever felt as a person with. I saw him and I was like,

I'm not saying shit about this. Lawrence just brought in, what do we got here? What are we sipping on, big man? Bottle of red? Yeah,

a little cabernet. A little cabernet for the day. We got the Barstool Breakfast boys in the building who are now the Beats and Eats gang. Their show will be dropping on Friday. It's going to be

large. What do you call this? A food and drink connoisseur? And your boy Willie's bringing through a musical actor, a musical influencer to interview each episode. So Friday at 2 p.m. will be the first one.

Have we announced who the guest is going to be or did the surprise drop? Watch the show, you see the guest. Surprise drop. Smart. Willie, we were talking about earlier in the show how our pool party has gotten out of control. Man, I thought it was just me and you.

Now we got fucking all the bars still coming. That's usually how it goes, bro. I got a bunch of Dominicans from the Bronx. It's going to be wild. Let's go. It's going to be wild. I'm excited for it. I don't know what's happening. Everyone's just having a party.

This usually happens when me and Lars walk in. She gets out of hand real quick. I got to tell you, I've never had wine. Never? Shut up, Bush. I've had the church one. I've never had wine. You Shut up Bush I've had the church wine I've never had wine You've never had a glass of wine ever?

Never Well you're about to All he drinks is glass I feel like probably when I was like 24, 25 I tried to be like a wine guy now

To your first fucking glass How old are you? 25 That's crazy Are you the type of guy that drinks wine and gets silly start giggling?

I've never drank it so we don't know We're about to find out. Zah, you came out with me on Saturday. What'd you drink? Black Rat. I was going to say Black Heart. Black Heart Rum.

Just shots of Black Heart. That shit is. That's it. Who drinks a toast? Now wait for Lars. Wait for the guy at Porter. You can drink Black Heart Rum, no problem. You take a little sniff of Cabernet and you're acting like you're doing 151.

Yeah, those chills went to my elbows. Do you need a fucking pamper? I mean You really would have thought He's doing like a shot of liquor The way he like He chills up his spine That hit the nose hairs

It's time to grow up a little bit Marty you know what You know what 25 is When I was like 20 Probably 3, 24 I tried to be like I'm out of college now

I'm an adult I'm gonna do wine Even cheap wine Like I was drinking like Five dollar bottles But I was like Swirling my red. Shout out to Yellowtail.

Yellowtail is a big one. Yellowtail is a big one. That's the beauty of wine is you can do it when you're like a poor bum. You can do it when you're high society. But either way, it's time to grow up, Marty. So here's to your first glass. And let me just tell you, I'm imagining whatever large brought us here is some pretty quality wine. So you're starting off pretty high.

Pinky's up. Marty, is that drinkable? Goes right down the gullet. Give me your description. You know, a lot of people use some very flowery language when they drink wine. What does that taste like to you? Why are you making that face? I don't like it.

You don't like it. You like wine, though, right? He's never had a glass of wine before. This is his first glass of wine ever. That's fucking ridiculous. Ridiculous. Honestly, guys, you get more and more ridiculous as it goes on. 25.

It's not like you're 18 or whatever. I've only had the church blood. Really? That's it. Even when I was a kid, my grandma had a basement and had a bar in the basement. And it was just old bottles. I was probably drinking 200-year-old wine. I was blowing off the dust.

But I was sneaking whatever I could. You never even snuck some wine from your parents or anything like that? No, I was buying drinking like 200-year-old wine. I was blowing off the dust. But I was like sneaking whatever I could. You never even like snuck some wine from your parents or anything like that? No, I was buying like four locos in seven years. I still drink four locos. That's my Friday drink,

by the way. You still? Yeah, I roll a blunt and drink a four loco. That's true. With your wife, right? No, I kick her out. It's just me.

It's me in a man cave. I sit in a big chair, four loco and a blunt. That's unbelievable. And I look at my backyard and I fly away. The four locos are like the new age ones

where they took the bite out. They took the edge off because it was like legit dangerous. Well, you drink enough, bro. You start getting the shakes. It still gets the job done. How am I high?

No, I mean like how are you when you're high? Oh, I'm easy breezy. I get the giggles. I was laughing. You wouldn't hate being high with me. Why? I had a girl over about two weeks ago and I I was bored and didn't know what to do.

So I just faced a joint by myself and talked about the solar system for too long. That sounds great to me. She didn't smoke any? No, it was mine. Martin. Martin. You had a girl. This is also a guy.

This is the guy who won't even buy rounds at the bar. You are the most selfish motherfucker in the world. That's fine. Why do you not buy rounds? Because he's cheap. He's cheap. No, because I black out before the bar. No, that's not an excuse.

That's not an excuse. But you can't have a girl that comes all the way out to your mother's house to sleep with you, and you don't offer her a blunt. Right. If a girl's going to fuck you, Marty, you should at least give her a hit of weed. Let her numb up. You've been putting these onto a Spotify list you, Marty, you should at least give her a hit of weed. Let her numb up. You've been putting these onto a Spotify list? Oh, yeah.

Where can people find it? Check it out. It's my pinned tweet. Pinned tweet on my Twitter account. The Midget Zimbo? At the Midget Zimbo is where you find me. Everybody's always asking me, where can I find Zaz music? Well, you can.

So go find them on Spotify. Eda from Joe, back in the day. Classic, dude. That beat, too? Woo! Joe had a run, man. Oh, yeah. And I feel like Big Pun kind of stole the whole don't want to be a player thing.

Everyone thinks of him, but it was Joe. Joe, Joe, Joe. Was that into the mid-2000s, right? Early 2000s? Probably early. Yep, yep. Love him. Let's get some calls here.

833-85-STOOLS, the phone number. Eitan from Massachusetts. What's up, brother? Hey. So I'm on my way to New York right now for a Barcelona Gold visit tomorrow. Let's go. And I was wondering if there were any extra tickets

to your show tonight at Caroline. Oh, you fucking weasel. You fucking weasel. No, I'll pay for it. I just don't know if there's a way I can buy them. I don't know. Maybe Zah, if you can take down his information, we can see if there's any leftover tickets. But you put me on the spot.

We can see if there's a little list going. But I think it's sold out. Oh, it's definitely sold out. If anything, this is just going to be where I'm helping you out because you put me on the spot. There are no tickets available for purchase. I'm coming from Barstool Gold. I'm driving from Massachusetts. I'm a member

I want to come well why didn't you buy them in the first place bro smart I wasn't invited to the tour I got invited Saturday

alright that makes sense we'll see no promises but we'll try to get you one so hang on the line and we'll take Daniel for you

I didn't realize it was tonight until Casey mentioned it earlier so you just don't even fucking know or care at all fuck you man i'm not even gonna try anymore all right never mind stay on the line they might get your information we'll figure it out uh this is tyler from florida what's up what's up first i gotta say what up to aunt casey as always you're my favorite but mush is he still there he is dude i is. Dude, I swear, man.

I don't understand how you don't have a billion followers on Twitter because everything you do is fucking magical. It is. Like, you're a rising star. Starting from Rough and Rowdy, like, you are fucking amazing. You're exactly what – what was it? What was that competition you did where Mantis won? Barstool Idol.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, that. Dude, that was instantly like, like yeah we just got to get this guy on board you're fucking amazing but why don't you do a thing when you're not there at barcelona hq if you're gonna go out one night dude you got to record this i gotta see what you're like when you're fucked up dude i don't know if anyone wants to see that no i'm gonna see it in atlantic city i don't know if you want people seeing it but people i've always wanted to go out with like a gopro on my head and just see what happens.

One of those cameras. Remember those old school shows? Like the one where they went to like haunted places. They have a camera that's like, like straps to them and just faces their face. You know what I mean? Do it that way. So you get like the mush like face in the whole experience. Oh my goodness.

Oh man, you've been killing it, man. I, I, but I, I, uh, I'm constantly woke to mush. Like you can't be that fascinated by the water dispenser in a fucking fridge. It's just like, are you that fascinated by the faucet? Yeah.

No, no, no. There's water, like running water that your house can hook up to. I know the water, like there's hoses and shit under my sink. I see that.

Like the fridge, where in the fridge is that coming from? Yeah, I mean, I'm not a refrigerated engineer, but it's just like the same way that there's like pipes and hoses connected to your faucet. It's connecting to your water dispenser and your fridge in the world.

Like, that's like, this is my world. I'm more interested in that than like crazy shit going on. Yeah. I just, it's one of those things where it's like, there's just a water line that connects to your fucking fridge. It's not hard to figure out. It's so much more than that. It really is. I don't understand why it's so slow.

It really isn't. Yes, it is. Now, if you want to ask me, like, where does the purified water get to your neighborhood and how does it, like, I can understand all that. That I'm not sure about. But I know that there is a line of water that goes to my house that also then connects to my faucet, my fridge,

my washing machine, my dishwasher. So how can you put them on all at the same time? How is it spraying all over? There's connections to all the different things. There's water available. There's something that's sealing it off. I'm not pretending to be an engineer. I just know engineers know how to do it.

It's like there's water available, and there's something sealing it off. And when you turn a knob or push a button, it opens that up. I know it fucking works with pipes and water. And there's somebody that can put those pipes and water together. Also, if you're so fascinated by it, you could have easily looked it up. Just Google it. I'm not a good Googler. That's just a fact.

I'm not good at looking things up. Literally, whatever the words in your brain are, if you type it into Google, it'll help you. No. Refrigerated water? Yeah, probably start there. If I typed in water bags? You're going to have to give it a little more than that. It'll help you. Refrigerated water? Yeah, probably start there. If I typed in water bags? You're going to have to give it a little more than that. Google's really good. You're going to have to give it a little more than that.

That's like this morning, too. When I was taking a rat this morning, and all of a sudden, I'm sitting there like, what do people do? I knew exactly what he was saying, unfortunately. What do people do with their laundry? Because I'm having a big problem with the towel situation

because my clothes are downstairs. And when I take a shower, I take the towel, I wrap it around me, and then when I go downstairs to my laundry room, I leave it down there. And the next morning, I have to go back downstairs and get that and come back up. And I also saw that I have a laundry chute. People don't have that. When did you saw that you had a laundry chute? How long have you been in this house?

My whole life. But I really looked at it today. I was like, wow, what do people do that don't have a laundry chute? Well, come on. You know this. You have to bring your clothes downstairs. Like, that's what – You have a laundry basket.

You have a hamper. You put it in a basket. You pile it up in your hands and just carry it. We had a laundry chute in my house until I was probably like 15 or something like that and then we put it in an addition

and we kind of just lost that in there. And then like as a 15 year old super quickly learned just pick up your clothes and carry it out. By the way Marty

what do you do the laundry chute doesn't go up right? So you take the clothing from the laundry and you just carry it up right? No. What do you do?

Your mom does that? You don't have a bedroom? So everything's on that first floor, but the bathroom's on the second floor, is what you're saying? No. Wait. How do you get the clean clothes to your room?

I don't put anything in my room. You just live out of your laundry? Yeah. I put everything in the laundry. So you don't have a closet? I do, but there's like Chad Johnson's jerseys in there, something like my old-ass clothes. So you just pull the clothes out of the dryer and put it on?

Yeah, or if my mother's home, she hangs it up. In the laundry room? In the laundry room. So your laundry room is basically a closet? Yeah, but we've been trying to really put the underwears and the socks upstairs. The system is not well right now. It's been a big thing.

And my toilet, man. What's wrong with your toilet? No, don't. I don't want to. My toilet, every time I got to clean it. Every time you shit? Every time. The water doesn't wash it away?

No, and I don't know what it is. I think it's the gluten. I think it's too much water going to your fridge. I think it's the gluten. I think that's what it is. It's just. You got a gluten disease. You got celiac disease.

These thin shits just. Thin shits. I want to... You got a gluten disease. You got celiac disease. These thin shits just... Thin shits. She was a lot cooler. Jimmy. Fucking cricket. Eric from Philly. We got a mush talk. Hey, what's going on? Hey, Marty.

Have you asked out a bell at Danger yet? So I text her occasionally. I congratulated her on her new apartment. We shared a few texts. And are you going to share weed with her

if she came over? She can do whatever she wants, first of all. And I will share my weed if you ask. I'm not, what am I here for? That's not what a host does. A host? I'm a host now? Yes.

If somebody comes to your home, then you're hosting them. Get out of here. Yeah. You're supposed to be hospitable. You get up to go get yourself a drink. You say, hey, can I get you something from the fridge? No. If you want something, hey, can you get me something? Sure. That's what you say. No, you say, can I offer you something?

Can I offer you a glass of water? Can I offer you a beer? What am I, on the clock? I gotta work at my own home? Yeah, you do. It's insane. If I go to anyone's house, I just don't drink anything. So you're a great guest and a bad host. Yeah. Real good guest. I sleep over your house. I just don't drink anything. So you're a great guest and a bad host. Yeah. Real good guest. I sleep over your house about 7

o'clock in the morning. You don't see me the next morning. That's clutch. I mean, you can't linger. I'm a bad guest. John will stay there until like 3 p.m. Dana stayed until 8 o'clock at night. 8 o'clock. And I love Dana. My best friend here. He's just loungying you said i would have stayed

here if i had my laptop i was out of the night off right i left the night off i'll usually leave the night up but if like if i go home with you or something like that like i mean a girl i'll probably get out pretty early but like if i'm like if i just like crash my buddy's couch i'll be like so like what do i do that are Are you sleepover at a girl's house? Yeah, I'll usually stay because I don't like to be... You don't like morning sex? No. For sure not.

Well, that's... I mean, you have to think it's different for guys because in the morning you're sober and that's just a whole thing.

Emotionally, physically, mentally, when you're sober the next morning, it's different. It's way more fun when you dog and then you go home.

It never changes for girls. Yeah, and like you go home and you wake girls. What do you mean it never changes? You don't have to worry. A guy can have sex drunk much better than he can sober. Girls are just open for business. You're open for business. You don't ever have to be like,

I'm sober in the morning. I'm not going to perform. I've never turned down morning sex or tried to avoid morning sex because I'm like I might not be as big as last night. No, I don't really care how I perform. That's never crossed my mind. But I'm saying this. I thought you famously had like never had sober sex until like recently. Oh, yeah.

Like I don't count – like I'm not sober in the morning. Well, that's the – yeah. I mean if you are sober in the morning, it's not going to be a good performance. I don't count that as like sober sex. If like I'm – like if I just woke up and I'm like hungover or still like – You're still a little numb. Yeah. So the performance is not going to change is my point.

I guess. You have to worry. Guys have to worry about if they're sober or drunk when they have sex. If I woke up fresh as a daisy, I would not be like – like, oh, never mind. You actually care about your performance yeah marty i do i want to make sure the girl has a good time all right i'm gonna go on a limb here and say you don't yeah guys take that too far like i'm never gonna like say no if i think i'm gonna put in a bad performance i'll be like well that sucks for you

but i'm gonna get mine but i don't walk away like trying to not satisfy the girl no no no for sure i pull out different moves i'm a move guy yeah i'm actually scared to ask you what you mean by that i mean i have moves i'm telling you somebody would say so well i never i never seen that one i said yeah i pull out some good stops here but what i'm saying is with your dick with your hands with your body what are you talking about? No, my hands are dog shit. Yeah. I get tired. My phalanges are not good. I've been criticized for that. Didn't you just say on the run that your phalanges are great? Yeah, I just lied.

Verbatim said my phalanges are great. Yeah, not in that sense, though. Like, sports-wise, phalanges are good. Penetration-wise, like, manipulating-wise, not good. No, but I'm telling you, there's some moves. I'm like, wow, that was pretty good. And every time when I'm done, pretty good, huh? Give me an example of a move.

You say that to them? Yeah, every one. Give me an example of a move, Mush. A move? It's almost like a curveball jackhammer to the left. Curveball jackhammer. The fact that you said jackhammer is already a bad start. But it's not a jack.

It's a jackhammer curving to the left. It's like a, it's a move. It's a zigzag almost. I don't know how to explain it. Clearly. It's a great, well,

in my head, that makes so much sense. A lot of things make sense in your head. I mean, you said jackhammer, not good. Don't tell girls that. It's not the jackhammer that you're thinking of things make sense in your head. I mean, you said jackhammer. Not good. Don't tell girls that. It's not the jackhammer

that you're thinking of. You're not thinking, yeah. It's like a twirl. Yeah, that's it. That's it. It's what he got. That's what he got. He's like, yeah.

That's it. I wish, I know you're listening so you can't see but Fights is doing this thing with his hand like a twisting punch. It's not too fast. It's like a a twisting punch. No, it's too fast.

It's like a – It's too fast. You said jackhammer, man. But also, by the way, I thought you said you're bad with your hands, so I wasn't thinking hands at all. I was thinking with your dick. No, no, that's my hips. That's my hips. That's not my hands.

So you twist your hips? It hits a different spot, and they're like, whoa, what was that? Whoa, and then you tell them it was the jackhammer curveball to the left. I want to talk to a girl that's had sex with you so bad. So bad. Try and arrange that. Please. If anybody's listening right now, please.

If you or anyone you know has experienced the jackhammer curveball to the left, please call us. And listen, if you don't want to talk to these idiots, just DM me and I'll talk to you. Girl to girl, woman to woman, I have got to know what the fuck is going on. It's an unbelievable scene. Bill from Boston when you got on the mush. I was just curious if the mush actually smashed out that girl that night.

What night? You're going to have to be more. The joint night. When you didn't offer her the joint, did you have sex with her? Oh, yeah. Twice. I'm telling you, Girls are dumb like that. I mean, she also, like, I knew I was.

She drove far. It was in the bag before you even started. But sometimes a move like that, which is blatantly rude and disrespectful, will actually help seal the deal because the world is backwards and girls are crazy. Yes. People just don't. They don't like when they can't understand. Yes.

And that makes them just be like, this is different and mysterious and intriguing. And that's something I'm going to let inside of me. That's what girls do. It's crazy. Speaking of the girls, I realized the U.S. Women's National Team took over our Instagram. Yeah. I was so confused. And Kristen Press reached out to us.

She reached out to us. Kristen Press is like a fucking monster. I just blogged it. It was like, thank you so much, Barstool Sports for this. I was like, wait, I thought we were just like ripping off like their Instagram stories. And I was like, wait, so Gaz, Gaz told me that Gaz is going to be riding high on this one for like two years. I mean, I've worked here for about a year and a half. Gaz has never mentioned to me like, hey, can you blog something today?

He was like, hey, I need you to blog this. But I guess she reached out. She's a big stoolie. She reached out and said that they weren't going to be able to do press today for some reason somehow they wanted to come to headquarters today they couldn't so she asked how we could get involved with it

and we decided to give her the keys to our Instagram pretty good that's a pretty solid get right there not a bad one we're like in a one degree away separation of Alex Morgan. Yeah, probably. Like Alex Morgan is in the mix.

What if Alex Morgan just walked in here right now? What would happen? I wouldn't say a word. I was going to say I would go like this. She's so like cool too. That's the problem. She's the best. She's good looking.

She's the best. She's the best. She's the best. She's the best. It's like you just. She might be the number one in the world right now. Yeah. She's so cool.

Is she going out with somebody? She's married. Shame. It's like you just... Anything I come to my mouth will be bad. Yeah. She's so cool. Is she going out with somebody? She's married. Shame. It's a real shame. Yeah, real shame. That guy's so fucking mean. That's what Alex Morgan's thinking right now, too.

That's what I said as well. I guess my shot's over. I guess I lost my opportunity. Should have got that Jack Hammer curveball to the left. We might need a t-shirt that says Jack Hammer curveball

to the left. Taylor from Long Island, what's up? Guys, I want to say a pretty congratulations we might need a t-shirt that says Jack Hammer on the left Taylor from Long Island what's up guys I want to say a pretty congratulations to the show tonight

I'll be there I'll be in line just correct me if I'm wrong it opens at 630 doors at 630 show begins at 730 I'm fucking excited I've been waiting for this

for a long while yeah you should have been like Taylor you should have been ready and had a ticket and you're going to come. It's on me.

I bought it within like 20 minutes of the – Yeah, they sold out quick. It was like 12 hours before the show sold out. So we'll be doing more of them probably within like a month. My idea is to do them once a month, and there was enough of a quick response that I think people will want to do that. And then eventually we'll take it to like Boston, Philly, maybe Chicago, stuff like that. So tonight it'll be me and fights. We got Chris DiStefano

joining us. My man Akash is opening up. I like DiStefano. He's so funny. So fucking funny. So he'll pop up there. So definitely come say hi Taylor when you come through tonight. 6.30 doors. Absolutely. 7.30 show. We'll probably go up there like I don't know 7.40 or whatever whenever Akash is done.

Austin from New Yorkork what's up hey guys man yep hey uh was just uh listening to you guys talking about guinea pigs and uh wanted to let you guys know about what goes down in peru so we were visiting and we were uh we were in lima and we were at like a michelin star restaurant where, you know, guinea pigs on the menu. And I'm like, there's no way I'm eating guinea pig. My sister had a guinea pig in the third grade. So they make it and you don't even know what you're eating. And it's like a hut in the country like way way out from lima and you're you're visiting inside these people's little huts and there's the little grandma in the corner and literally you know it's a small little place where they live and they have literally about 25 to 30 of these guinea pigs they're like family family pets but then on certain days they pick the juiciest looking one and they throw it in the pot and they cook it for dinner that night. Jiminy cricket, man.

I got to be honest. The guinea pig thing I really think is worse than humans. I also really think that Willie Colon thought that a guinea pig's a pig. I think that might have been a serious comment. I agree with you wholeheartedly on that. I think eating a human is less worth than eating a guinea pig. That's absolutely not true. Did you see the guinea pig?

It's got the head and Did you see the guinea pig? I mean, look. It's like a little – It's got the head and the body and the legs. Listen, I'm not saying that I would be excited to eat something that looks like that, but I'm not eating a human. And I said this yesterday when we were talking about it because this is now a theme on this show. I don't know how that person died. I don't know who that person was. I don't know anything about it.

And the fact that I could be eating – If I could clarify all that and you were good to go. No. I think you're sick. I'm out on cannibalism. By the way, if you're worried about the quality of the meat... You know what I will tell you?

The only thing that I would eat human ahead of would be a dog. What? You'd eat human ahead of a dog. They just said you eat a dog's head. No, no, no. Before. That's what it seemed like. I processed it faster than you do, it seems.

But that was how it initially was. I was like, this is live radio. There's no coming back. Career's over. She said she would eat a dog head. A head of a human. Even ahead of a dog. If you put a puppy on a plate like that, I'm out. That's basically what you do in the guinea pig.

No, it's a. Yeah, it is. But I would like to go on record and say cannibalism is a bad thing and I don't want any part of it. Pussy. Just like. I don't know how bad cannibalism is. Pretty bad. If you're like killing humans to eat a cat.

Yeah, but if you're eating a dead person like what the fuck they already but you don't know how they die i don't give a shit like if i die and you want to eat me i do not care go ahead yeah just for survival or just in general in general if you if you're curious if i die tonight kevin i mean your whole fucking body right and it's like you're like leftovers breakfast lunch and they're probably tasting very bad because it's been you know i just poisoned myself. Yeah. I'm rotten inside.

But the – you want to take a crack at it, fucking have at it, man. I couldn't care less. I think I'd get like large or someone to cook you up, right? I don't know how to cook you. But then I would put you – Yeah, that's the spices. I'd put you in like Tupperware and everything. Don't just throw me on a grill.

No. And again, that's not even out of respect for me. That's out of respect for your taste buds. Treat me right so I treat you right. Going down. Well, that's what you got to think about is like when you grass-fed this and that and free-range that. These animals are pampered. You are going to be terrible tasting because you treat your body like shit.

But actually, you know what? I'm coming back around. I might taste delicious. I learned – I was in Portugal last summer I think. And I went to a like cattle farm. And it was really – it was more horse dancing, which was fucking wild. They had a dressage shit where they would hop around. You dressed in a dressage.

Yeah, that's what it was. And they were just like – they were fucking just stepping at one twos. And that's just part of that was you got like a big steak dinner that from animal that was slaughtered on the farm. So it was like this cow died back in our slaughterhouse three, three miles away. Now we're cooking it for you. And I learned I like pesticides and shit. All the stuff that's in our cattle makes it taste better. Yeah, it was

like two i can believe that like i like taco bell i don't want the i don't i like the fake shit i don't want the organic shit yeah yeah like i might i just go impossible burger i might go vegetarian like i don't like i like just like you can make fucking you can make up stuff with just a bunch of poisons that i like better than than just meat. I'm going to get some nice clean meat and just spray it with Raid, hit it with fantastic spray. Yeah, that's what you marinate it in. If you get pure grass-fed, it was killed that morning, it's on your plate tonight. It tastes like shit. Yeah, you're going to want to put some bug spray on that for sure.

Get out a Schmitzer Nella candle and fucking drip some wax on that. Dan from Reno, what do you got? What's going on, guys? I got some hot photos off the press. We got the England women's football team with leaked nude pictures during the World Cup. You sound like a creep. Let's track down Dan's number and have that guy arrested. That guy called into a national radio show to say that.

That was wild. Let me go look now. What the fuck? I mean, what was he even going to be like? Usually people are trying to sell those. Oh, I don't think that that man has them. I don't think he... But that's even creepier that he called,

like they've hit the internet and he called into a national radio show To alert us that there might be Revenge porn somewhere I felt like his angle there Was to be like You also said at the World Cup Like in the locker room or something

I feel like the I felt like the angle was like How are you taking nudes to the World Cup I don't think that was the angle I think it was the angle that he was a creep and he was excited that there was naked women on the event. He definitely was going to be excited about it. But I feel like nudes can happen anytime, anywhere.

I'll give you a share of the World Cup. See that ass, though. Yeah, I mean, that's when you do it, by the way, bro. You're away from home. You're like, oh, I'm missing you. I'm over in, where was it? Where did they play? France.

In France. You're back home in England. Pow, pow, pow, I'm missing you. I'm over in, where was it? Where did they play? France. In France. You're back home in England. Casey, did you see the video on Instagram a couple days ago of the girl on the fold-out chair, the beach chair? Yes, I did. With the selfie stick, trying to basically get

her face and her asshole in the same picture? Yes, I did. All the time. That was unbelievable. I think I love that girl. The commitment to the craft to the motherfucking girl. The commitment to the craft. To the motherfucking pool. Listen, the commitment to the craft, great. I have to know how fucked up she was.

I have to know. I have to see the picture. That's probably an awesome picture. I mean, yeah, it's probably great. You can see someone's pretty face, and then it's like, pow, there's their butt, too. I don't hate the hustle at all. I just want to know, like, if she was sober or just a little bit drunk doing that, that's a completely different thing.

Or if she was so fucked up, she forgot she was in public. Two different types of hot. One's crazy. One's like, I don't care about anybody. All of it's hot. It's all hot. It's all very hot. I mean, it's all hot.

From the three people who would be attracted to that thing, kind of here. No, no, no. It's all hot, but it's different. I mean, if a girl is shit- hot but it's but it's different i mean if a girl is shit face acting like that it's different than if a girl's just sober like i know i'm so hot i'm gonna as long as i can't tell in the picture if her face is all like fucked up like all right that's not as hot i don't understand how i take it as long as it looks good where you

get that kind of confidence the funniest thing to me like every walk to work when i'm we have an episode dropping that day is like how i will inspect my surroundings so intently to be like okay so anyone's wondered that is anyone near me can like isn't gonna see like what i'm saying and i'll be like yeah okay quick instagram video doing a swipe up in public and that's just to be like hey that's just saying hey my podcast is out hey look at my goddamn fucking asshole like that's just like hey my podcast is out swipe up thank you what was the caption too it was something funny the person who was filming it put like a instagram like a like a banner across it and it was very funny i think so like people are evolving or something like that like the game is evolving it was like oh yeah The amount of girls, it's like, guess what?

You're casual. I'm just laying here naked with my hand up taking a selfie. That's not going to cut it anymore. You've got to put it on a goddamn stick. You've got to spin it around,

bend it over, bend your neck around, do some downward dog shit and get the whole face, picture, ass, and maybe a little side boob all in one shot. The selfie stick

is the best part of that because now every girl's like, oh shit, I don't have to strain my back to try to get like, this is great. Oh no, the selfie stick's been in the game. No, I know, but I'm saying in public. Bringing a selfie stick in public

to take a picture of your ass, that's a move. Everybody's using the selfie stick at home. Really? Well, I don't know if everybody is, but. But we know at least one person is. Okay, I don't know if everybody one person is. Okay. Everybody is. Everybody's into the selfie stick.

I was going to say like, I saw a girl like five, five years ago who would, I'd be like, how'd you get that one? She's like selfie stick. Yeah. And you asked.

I was just like, I was like, great pick. How did that come about? And she's like, uh, I have a selfie stick. Shout out. Um, every girl has have a selfie stick. Shout out. Every girl has used a selfie stick at some point, I would assume.

Okay. In public? I've never even thought about that. Are guys going to have to do this? For the top angle? Or underneath? Forget about the top. That was the bottom angle.

I don't know if I want to be throwing out bird's eye views. I'm more like, let's just take the whole screen up. Yeah, no, you're right. That's the thing. It's all the depth perception and whatnot. You get the distance, you're going to see exactly how big and small things are. I need that shit to be, I need no size reference, no frame of reference in the background of these pictures at all.

Evan from North Carolina, what do you got? Not much. How y'all doing? Good. Not much. So I saw that girl comment on the picture and was begging for Marshall to comment and tag her. So I don't think she was a drum girl. I think

she's just an attention whore. That kind of ruins it. I wish she didn't call me and tell me that. I'm still going to believe it. The latest thing I think she's just an attention whore. That kind of ruins it. I wish you didn't call me and tell me that. I'm still going to believe what I'm saying. Because I can also see it. The latest thing I think, the latest phony internet thing I think is you see someone at the gym on a treadmill wearing the Navy SEAL camouflage thing. And it's like that guy is doing that to get on the internet. Or the guy who's training with a sword at the gym. It's like they're doing that on purpose.

It's not even like they're doing that on purpose. They're literally filming it. It's a bit, and they're putting it on their own social media. I think a lot of the girls' selfie stuff like that is 100% that way. When we're filming you doing the selfies? Yeah, or when girls pop up places with their ass out. They're not just trying to be funny. They're trying to get on the internet.

Or the girls underneath you holding your boobs up, and the girls on top of you with a fan blowing your hair. That's not for the picture. That's for the internet. If that girl wasn't taking that picture for someone and it was for the internet, that's like telling me Santa Claus is dead. That makes me – that seems way more likely. I know. Let's pretend that didn't happen. Let's go to break.

Remember how fucking awesome it was when that girl was taking a picture of her face and her ass all at the same time? That was great. Dream's over at 22. He asked to take- Over. As soon as you're done, like, if you can't play in a league anymore, like an organized thing where it counts, then fucking hang them up.

You have to. He asked to take it. The guy on the crutches asked to take a picture with me, and I didn't know he was on crutches, and I reached around, and I grabbed his crutch, and I felt so bad because- Grab that crutch with those nails. Why do we have to go back to this? They're not slutty nails. They're just longer than normal. They're statement nails. Thank you.

The statement is, I'm a slut. No! I think it's, I mean, they're definitely not slutty, but they're not like, you know that they're for something. They're standing out. I said they're good at head scratching nails. For sure. But they're definitely like,

that's why I'll call it statement. Shut up, Kevin. You want to, you want to put it, uh, put it out to the jury.

Nope. Sure. Don't because there are a lot of, no, I saw, I looked at Marty again because I'm on a phone

cleanse. I looked at Marty's phone during the break and I saw something was like, put it out on the internet and let's get jury out. I'm like, absolutely not.

How about this? I let you take him. You take the picture. No, I'm not doing it. No. Don't be a baby. I put up a picture at the pool on my Instagram story, like just my feet. And you know how many DMs I got that was like, oh, no, they were like, oh, you're just

going to do Kevin like that? Like you can't even be your foot pimp if you're just putting it out for free? Yeah, that's crazy. If you're a girl and you're putting out Ellie's smart, Ellie always blurs her feet out. She always scribbles on her Instagram stories She covers her feet up I guess I need to be doing that You gotta get that paper first

I mean you haven't come through as my foot pimp So what are we doing here? Well because you're not about that life I'm not You're not gonna do the whole foot pimp thing I would do it You can mask it as a joke and still get paid For sure

Yeah no I I'm not about that life You can make that your funny gimmick And then next thing you know you're actually getting money for feet pics I'm just not about that life. Your funny gimmick and then next thing you know you're actually getting money for feet pics. I'm just not about that life. Do it. Fall into the life. I got $60 worth of sushi here.

Jesus Christ. It's not even that much. It's probably the delivery. Do you not want to pay that? I don't care. At this point. It's like whenever I go to five guys and there's like three or four people that are ordering. I'm like whatever I'll just We got it. Pot committed. It's like whenever I go to five guys

and there's like three or four people that are ordering and I'm like, whatever, I'll just pay for it and then you get back and you're like,

we ordered $100 worth of fucking hamburgers. What were you doing? Last night, at sushi, we got the bill and I was like, what is this?

What did we even order? And I realized it's because we're degenerates and we can't stop drinking. I owe you money for that. Were you guys boozing hard last night? We took shots of tequila a couple times at the table.

Roan came late and sat down. And most people had taken like half of the tequila at one point because they gave us like what seemed- Cups. Cups of tequila. Caroline says like the glass like tumbler cup almost. Yeah. Yeah.

And as soon as Roan sat down, like he got two or three shots put right in front of him. He was like, all right, whatever. Like the leftovers you mean? No, because like Rhea took like half of her tequila shot because we were going to take another shot but ron sat down and needed to catch up um yeah we were drinking i don't think anybody got like drunk no that one was two dogs yeah i mean we also started drinking on the show yesterday with large and willie yep yep this is one of those long days of drinking did that i uh i just i asked because I was backstage in the green room. The green room was a little bit different this time around.

Last time we were on stage at Caroline's was three years ago. And the green room had tons of beers. And I feel like people were doing drugs, smoking weed. And this time it was like, can we get bottles of water, please? And we're all fucking washed. Let's mix in the water. Robbie Fox had a margarita. He put three glasses of water in it throughout the entire time.

He goes, I don't know why I drank this. Yeah, he was 21 now. He got carded last night. He was so excited. Hey, Bobbo. He had a Moscow Mule. Bob. Bob.

Come on in. I saw you get carded last night at the show. You were amped up to show that ID. I did. I got carded for the margarita that i ordered and then for the rest of the night i was pouring water into it it was the closest thing i've ever had and then afterwards we went to a place i got a had you never had a margarita i had a virgin margarita before like a little slushy those are delicious yeah i got a moscow mule because rudy told me he's

like this is good it has ginger it's not too bad on the you didn't like it i took the tiniest sip as if it was like a scorching hot cup of coffee i just threw it out oh you should have seen his face when he like mules especially if you make it with like too much lime or whatever a mule is like i think you don't like it i like it a lot but i can see why someone pissed me off oh yeah you did it what do you like to drink can you card me i can have like a vodka ginger ale um i could have a vodka ginger ale i could have a nice never even fucking heard of that me neither malibu bay breeze that's what you said is your is your mom's drink? It's my mom's go-to, so I know it's good.

It's just Malibu rum, a little bit of cranberry, a little bit of Sprite. Malibu has like, it's like 10 proof. There's like barely alcohol in it. That's what I love. And there's a lot of sugar. So you don't really get drunk? No.

You like to smoke, but you don't drink. Correct. Have you ever had wine? He had wine for the first time yesterday. I've had wine. I like Pinot Grigio. I he had wine for the first time yesterday i've had one i like pinot grigio i had red wine for the first time my first legal drink i got on the red eye back it was like 1201 and i was like oh shit i'm gonna order myself a drink i thought it helped me sleep it didn't it was just disgusting dried my mouth up well i told him red wine yeah he told me that when you do acquire that taste once you once it hits it's great. But before that, it's like the most disgusting thing. I was chasing every single sip of it.

Well, and I told him, too. Wine, red wine, and ginger ale. When he told me that he had red wine on the plane, I was like, that red wine is not good. You know, that's like $9. No, but you still, when you're that age, when you have it. Or a cup. Yeah. But they also, it's very much an acquired taste.

And I don't know why. Like, I don't know when or why you acquire it. But when you do, it just becomes the most convenient thing. I mean I used to drink – I was actually pretty young. I was probably – I was living in Murray Hill. I was probably 24 or 5. And me and all my roommates just decided to start drinking wine. But we were getting like $4 Magnum bottles.

They were like – Sounds gross. It was a hangover in a bottle. But we would drink – like each drink a full Magnum. And it was like, this is great. This is like wine drinking. Now if I were to even like sniff that, I'd be like I'm hungover already. Bagged wine is I feel like how we started it.

I never drank bagged wine. We did – I never slapped the bag. I never did that. Why do people say slap the bag? You actually have to do that? It's just like you slap it and chug it. Then you chug it.

Yeah. It's just like a thing. Yeah, that's right. It's like beer bonging. It's so unnecessary, but you do it. I don't know if I outed you I don't know if you've told this but I said it the other day on radio I think on here

I told everyone how you get high you think that people are famous have you told people this yet you gotta tell this like on my mom's base video like in detail cause it's one of the funniest intoxicated habits I've ever heard I like to smoke on my walk home if it's a nice day just smoke on the walk home and I'll just see random people.

I'll be like, oh my fucking god, that's Taylor Swift. I actually took a picture. But you gotta admit, the picture I sent you, that looked like Taylor Swift. No, it didn't. It's creepy to tweet a picture of a random person. I can tweet it right now. It's not enough to be like, get your phone out and take a picture. It's a blonde girl. I thought I saw

Henry Winkler once. I was in Grand Central. I was like, holy shit. That's the fucking Fonz. Trent was like, bro, you are so high right now. That was an old man. To answer your question, it is creepy to tweet out a picture, but I want to see this person. There's a context behind it.

If you said something rude about her, but if you said this is a Taylor Swift, I feel like that's a compliment. You know what me and Bob like to do? We like to smoke the gange and watch Bob Ross paint pictures. Oh shit, we did that all weekend.

I do that a lot. I don't even need to get high to that to enjoy that. I'm high watching it. There are no mistakes, just happy little accidents. We pop like, like a fucking walk off home run

when he does the water. Like when he does the water, it's like brother. He makes the reflection. Yeah. Wait, how the fuck do you do it? When he does like the one stroke that makes it all come the water, it's like, brother, it makes the reflection. When he does the one stroke that makes it all

come together. That's a mountain range in a forest. We're like, oh! So good. That guy, man, he's dead now, right? He's got to be gone, right? Rest in fucking peace. He's a legend. The goat. Look, her face doesn't look

anything like Taylor Swift. But as he was walking over here with this picture, if I was stoned, I could totally see how that would look like. To get your phone out to take the picture because you're convinced it's her. I mean, the worst part is I know for a fact she caught me. She just looked at me. So I was just a high, weird kid taking pictures of a random woman on the street. I mean, once you zoom in, definitely doesn't look like her, but I totally see where you're coming from. The bang, the clothes. Didn't you do Kanye once? Wasn't there somebody that't look like her, but I totally see where you're coming from. The bangs, the clothes.

Didn't you do Kanye once? No, I never thought I saw Kanye. I thought there was somebody who was just a black guy, and it was like, well, now you're high-end, you're racist. No, and it's also Billy Eichner the other day, actually. And I took my phone out because I was like, I got to tell Billy Eichner how much I love this man on the street. It's just the dude working out. He just happened to have a beard. He's tall.

That looks nothing like Taylor. No, I mean, I can see from far away. I mean, again, she looks more like Taylor Swift than like, you know, Burnett. She's blonde.

Yeah, that's it. It's bangs. She's a skinny, tall woman. I could see it. You saw the bright colors. You saw the bright colors. Like, oh, that's gotta be somebody.

The colors, the bangs, and the glasses. This also makes me maybe dumber, but she had also just done that performance where she wore those crazy colors. So I was like, she's fucking wearing the same outfit as last night. No, I mean, sober, absolutely not.

Really high and all of those things in common. I can see how you thought that. That girl was going for it. She wanted to be mistaken for Taylor Swift. You made her day between the two. All she would have to do is just put on some red lipstick, and you could have sold that to nothing. I'll tweet the picture. I don't think it's that creepy.

She's wearing sunglasses. She can't even tell who it is. Just say, you were high, you thought it was Taylor Swift. Again, that's a compliment. What are you going to do now that you're 21 and you don't have the excuse of I can't get into the bar and you actually have to go places with people because I know you don't want to do that? I'm just going to keep using that excuse. I think people will forget after a while.

Yeah, absolutely. because I know you don't want to do that. I'm just going to keep using that excuse. I think people will forget after a while. I've been not 21 for so many years that I think people are just going to be like, so many years here at least. Erica's like, I can't believe she's like, I feel like you've been 20 for seven years. It's like 15-year-old Steve. He doesn't age. Yeah, I'll just be like, sorry, I'm not 21.

And people will eventually be like, is he not? And I'll be like, I guess he isn't. That happened to Rhea. Jared didn't know Rhea was 21. Yeah, no idea. Her birthday last year was a huge deal. I thought she was like 26. Yeah, Robbie doesn't get, you don't need to go out. That happened to Rhea. Jared didn't know Rhea was 21. He had no idea. Her birthday last year was a huge deal. I thought she was like 26. Yeah, Robbie doesn't get it.

You don't need to go out. You would literally say no. Like, you don't care. I was going to say, also just, yeah. And you live with Trent who also doesn't like that. Just say no. Who cares? I say no all the time.

I don't go out. The only time I drink is Friday nights after games. Yep. Go to Fenway. If I'm in Boston. Strictly business for Jared. That's it. It's pretty funny because, I mean, the breakfast guys have rolled in here and they're boozing

all the time. And I'm doing that tomorrow. I feel like you booze a lot. Yeah. But for the most part, people here don't really party as much as, you know, sports. Like, it's a frat house. Yeah. I party way less.

People are pretty afraid of hangovers. Last night. I party way less since I've worked at Barstool. Yeah. Everyone's like, where's the after party at this? Like, I gotta let you know. We're not that cool. We literally are all going home. I'm not going to go, everyone's like where's the after party I gotta let you know we're not that cool we're literally all

going home I'm not gonna go pop bottles in the club at the after party I was like I had an interview at 11 everyone at Caroline's

last night Bob Fox where's the after party it was like me and Trent are starting Stranger Things right now we're going home

we just did two and we're doing six tonight we're gonna record the podcast tomorrow. Strangest thing coming out next week on my mom's basement. I'm like jealous of, you know, I'm always jealous. I mean, the first two were so good that we're both like, we're both fully enthralled into the world again.

How about Mrs. Wheeler? Mrs. Wheeler. But Nancy Wheeler and Winona Ryder, by the way, Winona Ryder is like a nine out of 10. Nancy is now officially like enough to, though. She looks older, and we know that she's an older actress, so you don't feel creepy about it. She's gorgeous. She's a rocket. Here's a weird question that I was asking Trent, and it'll be a little teaser for the podcast, I guess.

The haircut that Nancy Wheeler's got, the total 80s haircut. I was like, why don't girls have that hair anymore? It looks great. And Trent was like, I think it would look weird in 2019. It would look weird. But she chose it. She looks great with it. If someone's walking down the street with

an 80s perm, I'd be like, oh my god. If everybody had it, it'd be different. She looks really good with it because her face fits with it. I guess. You should go get an 80s perm. Just to see what it looks like. You look like an 80s porn star. Are these slutty nails, Bob? I'm not going to use that S word.

They're a little Pepto-Bismol-y. That's fair. I'll take that, but they don't look slutty, right? No. Thank you. Bob's pure. He doesn't know what he's talking about. I'll take the color. Yeah, I mean, it's a light pink.

That's fine. You already know the truth. They're hussy nails. Oh, came out swinging with it. Jesus. Jesus. I was just saying it to Casey. Yeah, that's the difference.

It's like Kevin can say those things. Like when he calls me a bitch and I'm like, oh my God. It's like, really? I mean, it's Kevin. It's a term of endearment. This guy has been waiting to roast you for an hour, six minutes, and 38 seconds. Thank you. All right, let's go.

Happy birthday, Bob. That show is like one of the most fun shows I've ever been to. Thank you, man. I appreciate that. Garner, is that your name? Yes, that's my name. Garner from Oklahoma, what's up Just to give a little, before you

I'm going to let you do your thing, you can rant and rave Yesterday, or actually on today's episode of KFC Radio We have the debate of Which is the worst state in the union And then It spilled out into the office And on stool scenes we were all debating it Casey said

Oklahoma, Garner is from Oklahoma. Well, no, I actually, I said, so everyone was yelling about Missouri because obviously YP was involved in it. And I said Oklahoma is worse than Missouri. Garner? Right. Right. That's correct.

I object. I object to that decision. Many worse states than Oklahoma. New Mexico, Kansas, South Dakota. Those are all bad. Many worse states than Oklahoma. But Mexico, Kansas, South Dakota. Those are all bad. Many worse states than Oklahoma. But Oklahoma just does nothing, right? Yeah, that was my thing. Growing up in Texas...

You got OU football. Yeah, but I grew up in Texas. I don't give a shit about OU football. We whoop your ass. Okay. Welcome to 2019, dude. That was in the early 2000s. Hang on to something else. At least hang on to Baker Mayfield or Kyler Murray. You're going to come flying out with that. I don't give a fuck about that.

A&M fucking stinks. I don't care. I don't care. I don't care. You know what sucks about Oklahoma? That's all they have. Oklahoma football. You've got your professional teams.

What, the Oklahoma City Thunder? Great. Have a professional football team once for me. What do you do for fun in Oklahoma? Go see the Oklahoma City Bombing Memorial? Get the fuck out of here. There's nothing fun to do in Oklahoma. Nothing.

Nothing fun. I mean, what do you do for fun there? What is it? Like a tourist goes to Oklahoma. You're like, what are we going to do today? Go see something sad? What do you do, Garner? Well, we wait till the fall and we go to OU football. Exactly.

That's it. Like for me, and listen, I'm not saying that it's like by far the worst. I'm saying that there's a lot of, there's a lot of bad states. No, I said it. I do think Oklahoma is worse because I have never heard somebody say, you know what I'm going to do for vacation? Go to Oklahoma. Now I love, I loved watching Oklahoma football last year.

I love Baker Mayfield. I love Bob football last year. I love Baker Mayfield. I love Bob Stoops. I love the whole thing. But nobody vacations in Oklahoma. No one's excited to go to New Mexico. New Mexico, you can go snowboarding. You can go skiing. There are places to gamble in

New Mexico. Kansas, people just like to eat their corn in Kansas. You can gamble in Oklahoma. Yeah, and just like to eat their corn in Kansas. You can gamble in Oklahoma, Indian Territory. You can gamble in Oklahoma. Yeah, and you have to pay a fucking extra. You have to pay. No, Louisiana. Because you have to actually pay the little extra thing at the gambling tables for the Indians. Yeah, the ante.

I don't want to pay an ante. I'll just go to New Orleans. I don't even know where Oklahoma is on the map. Because it stinks. No one cares. Watch it. It's right above Texas. And I will say,

as a college football fan, I love OU. I love OU for the college football landscape. Big time Kyler Murray fan. Big time Baker Mayfield fan. Bob Stoops, great head coach. You're right. They kicked A&M's ass. I don't care at all. How come the best football players always come

up to Oklahoma? I'm saying the state stinks A&M's ass. I don't care at all. The best football players always come up to Oklahoma. I'm saying the state stinks. I'm saying this. I don't care. If you think kids from Oklahoma get recruited more in college football than from Texas or Florida or California, you're fucking nuts, dude. You're nuts if you think that's true.

You're nuts. I love OU. I spent my entire college football season last year arguing with Dave about OU. That's fine as a state, but as a state, as a state, it doesn't matter. If all you can hold onto is a college football team, then your state stinks. I'm sorry. So I had the exact, uh, we, we zeroed in. What do you think is the worst state?

The worst state? Yeah. Man, it's got to be Connecticut. Because I... Yeah. If you're a Yankees Patriots fan... That's true. Go fuck yourself. And there's a decent amount of those.

So any state that's harboring thousands of Yankee Patriots fans, I like that. Mush, what do you got? I kind of agreed with... Because I listened to the little clip you guys put out today about how they have so many good sports teams, but it still sucks. So my answer was Missouri because there's a lot of ways you can go about this. Is it, like, irrelevant? Is it trashy?

But Missouri, they have the Kansas City Royals, who just won a World Series recently, the St. Louis Cardinals, who win World Series all the time, the St. Louis Blues, who just won a Stanley the time the St. Louis Blues who just won a Stanley Cup and Patrick Mahomes and the Chiefs and never once have you ever been like wow it must be dope to be from Missouri

you got so many good sports going on in Missouri and so I understand the idea is like well yeah how could it be that bad if we have all those things but the point is that Missouri sucks so fucking bad no one has ever been like when people are like oh I wish you were from Boston, man. No one's ever saying, oh, I wish I was from Missouri.

Even though they're winning titles and they got sued. And at least they have all those professional titles. That's my whole point with Oklahoma. It's like, good for you. OU football is great. No one's vacationing in Oklahoma. No one's vacationing to Oklahoma City. It's just not happening.

Fuck Oklahoma. Fuck Missouri. Chicks and etiquettes are up next. Fuck Yankee Patriots fans. Shout out to Mush. The girls are up now. Kirk, are you there? Hello.

Hello. Hi, Kirk. How's your Maine vacation going? I'm on a vacation yet. I'm picking up my daughter, Kate, who is at horse camp for a week. She's taking care of horses in the middle, middle, middle of Maine.

Like the kind of Maine I'm not used to. I'm used to ocean Maine. This is like the kind of Maine I'm not used to. I'm used to ocean Maine. This is like middle-class Maine. I'm getting hives. Slumming it. These people drive like Lexuses and shit. I was saying just the other day, I didn't know Lexus was still a company.

I'm going to pick her up and kind of hide my eyes around these BMWs and shit and then get out of here. What do you think of this news and did you know anything about it? So, I mean, on my podcast today, it was funny because I reacted to the ratings from EEI, the book that just came out yesterday, which were bad. If you listen to the podcast today, it's almost like I knew it was going to happen. It's weird. I really didn't.

I talked to Jerry once in a while, and his contract was up and hadn't been renewed. I feel sad. Jerry and I have had some battles, and it didn't end well with the EI. I love him. Last time we talked, we talked this morning, but last time we talked before that, it was a great talk. I just feel bad that the station

allowed this one guy, this activist, to bully him around. The station is now, like, it was basically dumb when they got rid of me. Now it's dead. It's just fucking dust. It's over. Yeah, like, what do they literally do?

Feist was just saying, the guy that they're, you know, the new morning show is, like, someone he's kind of heard of, but it's obviously not a huge deal. I mean, they have to know they're fucked, right? Even I, I don't know much about Boston,

and I know that this is not fucking good. They're in trouble. Yeah, but what it is, is they, you know, this activist I've talked about before, and I know that this is not fucking good. They're in trouble. Yeah, but what it is is they, you know, this activist I've talked about before, this guy Bob Murchison, bullied them to the point where they just couldn't do anything anymore. And I think they had to get rid of Jerry to satisfy them. Over what? Like they're being too controversial, and this activist is saying they need to turn it down? Yeah, that's why I left, and that's why he left. And there's stories about it, and maybe you can find it.

If you do a Google, you'll find it. If you look for Bob Murchison, you'll find him. And, like, why he left. And there's stories about it. If you do a Google, you'll find it. If you look for Bob Merch, you'll find him. And this guy is really good at it. He's cunning and rich and likes to do it and has a taste for it. He got me, and once he got my scalp, the dummies at EI really thought that I was going to satisfy him. Instead, he wanted more, and he got Jeremy. When you say he got you, he complains to the station head about you until you're fired or ousted somehow? So, yeah, so he's more involved than that.

So, like, he'll find, like, I did the thing for, like, no matter what we did, he would play it. He would send a clip or a transcript and send it, listen to the show, write down all the advertisers' names, and send them 40 or 50 emails. Like, about us. Oh, what the... So he's just a wealthy and influential, but just a fan who just wants to fucking complain? Holy shit. Yeah, I'm here. Okay, so remember you and I went to...

We did the show in Minneapolis together, like, at Barstool. Remember, you were there. I was there more with Barstool yet. So that day, I was on with Portnoy. And I think you, KFC, and somebody else, Liz maybe. We talked, it was a day where Reamer did the Brady thing, and

I had to basically kiss Brady's ass to satisfy him. And Portnoy asked me what Brady's dick tasted like, and I said it tasted like avocado. And so, and so, like, he, so, here's an example. Murchison took that, and sent it out to everybody, and said, look how homophobic Minahan is. Look how much Minahan makes fun of homosexuals.

And then, if they didn't, if the company didn't respond to him after a couple days, they'd say, it's curious you don't respond to this. I wonder maybe how, you know, maybe we should talk about, you know, and then he'd go to other companies and say, this company, and it never ends. And for local companies, like, they like, whether, if you're a person in Boston listening, like a Milton's, which is a great clothing store or these other places that were loyal to us, they're like, fuck you. We know these guys. We know they're good guys.

The problem is, is the big part of it is national stuff. So if you badger McDonald's or Coca-Cola with enough emails, you say these guys are homophobic and they spread them. They're looking at, they'll know who we are. They're like, they'll call their reps and be like, get these fucking guys. It's just not worth the hassle. Yeah. Like they don't know who we are. They're like, they'll call their reps and be like, get these fucking guys. It's just not worth the hassle. Yeah. Like, they don't know right or wrong. It's just like, whatever.

Get someone who's not going to cause me any drama. And it wouldn't stop. It never, it continued all the way until, you know, I know all the way until yesterday. So, Jerry called me after the show today. I was driving up here. It's a new friend of mine that called me and showed me in the morning now. Told me he was out. And we just kind of talked a little bit.

And that's kind of, you know, two years ago at this time before murchison came in we were number one we did a 15 rating which is you know if you radio is crazy yeah crazy rating biggest rating in the country uh we were rolling this guy came in two years later i'm gone jerry's gone the morning show ratings are down you know 60 70 percent now they're bringing in this other show that's gonna fail i mean The station is dead, fucking dead Greg Hill hasn't been On some irrelevant station He's on AAF, if he's not huge now

I don't know how old he is He looks like an older guy Just changing stations isn't going to be like Okay, now he's got this platform, now he's really going to take off You're going to get what you get Putting him in such an important slot. Yeah, it's not even that. It's not even Greg's.

Like, it's not even a Greg issue. The issue is like, so they got rid of me. They basically said to our audience, fuck you. Like, we don't, we're not fighting for this guy. Now it's a double fuck you. So the audience which left is now going to completely flee. Greg could do a good job. He could do a lousy job.

It's like, it's irrelevant. The audience is just going to go. And this is what happens when you allow people like this to dictate your broadcasting. That's why I'm so happy to be here. You can do what you want. They leave you alone. In my case, when you're not in New York and they pay no attention,

they really leave you alone. You can do your thing. You can do your thing and you know, all kidding aside, you know they have your back. It's still, for me, weird a month in, when I do something, like today, I ripped Murchison. I'm like, I kind of aside, you know, they have your back. Like it's still for me weird a month in when I do something like today, I ripped Murchison. I'm like, I kind of have reflexes. Like, Oh shit. I'm waiting, I'm in the car waiting for a call from the program director.

You put it this way. There's another thing about this guy, Murchison. So he would, um, every like six months or so, I would call him and trying to get him on a podcast with me to talk about what was going on. I wanted to give him, I would, I would say to him, I'd leave a message and say, you can listen to the whole thing. If you don't like anything, we can take it out. I want to hear your perspective on it.

I would hang up with him. 30 seconds later, I get a call from my programmer's boss saying, Bob Merchant just called me, said you're harassing him. He said call the police if you don't stop calling him. What an asshole.

This is the kind of shit that like actually happened. This is my day, every day for the last two years, which I had other stuff going on in my life, and there's other shit going on. It all sort of catapulted, and it's like that's, you know, it's just he's just a bad guy, and Jerry's a good guy,

and sometimes Jerry tweets. Some of the bad guys win. I won, you know? I just looked this guy up. What a fucking weirdo. He looks like a villain from a movie or something. He's got a sexual casting look for sure. He's got this super elongated bald head with bug eyes.

He looks like he is super evil. What was the first thing? You said it's been going on for two years. Was there something specific that he just really didn't like? Yes. He has now a son oh yeah was born female and three or three or four years ago it was me jerry and gary casey yeah we're doing a show and um and there was a four-year-old who whose parents were considering having surgery to change a child's gender because a child was

living as a as a girl or as a boy and didn't feel comfortable. The parents were actually talking about having surgery to change this child's sex at the age of four. And we thought that was ridiculous. We said it. Seems weird. Murchison wound up on some message board.

We've seen the original thing. And he found that and kind of went on this crusade. We then met with him about a month in, our vice president. Can you meet with this guy? He's really bothering us. We met with him for an hour and a half. He laid everything out. We kind of argued, whatever. We talked at the end of it. I remember Jerry, maybe it was me, Jerry, one of us said, Bob, what do you want us to do? What do you want? And Merchant looked at us and said, you know what? I don't know. And I thought, well, I don't, what are we supposed to

do then? What, you know, we did PSAs, by the way. We met with transgender parents and families, which was fine. I mean, it doesn't matter to me. I don't... Personally, I have no... You can be transgender or not. It doesn't matter to me. It never mattered to me. So we had to do this thing, but it wasn't that. He's one of these guys. He's sued people in the past. He's been in lawsuits. He's one of these guys. Every town has that guy,

you know? And he's just rich and got too much time on his hands and feels like he's on some crusade. Put it this way. He's the kind of guy, he can get Warren Buffett on the phone. The more Buffett's on the board of like Geico. Yeah. And complain.

Like there's that, there's that thing. I mean, you know, he was a, you know, I give him credit. Honestly, he's what he is. My issue is with the manager in my old company who allowed this guy to win. Yeah. Right. That's it. And he won. I mean, there's no, that's

not even a dispute. I don't even understand how this is possible. This guy. You're ruining the company. You're willingly destroying your company. I'm going to end everybody's success because one guy's complaining. I think also the very top, the guy who owns the company is a big

liberal, and I think he feels weird. I also think there's this thing where if you attack a guy whose son is straight, it's bullshit. It's stupid, but that's the way they did it. Like I said, look, he won. I mean, look, two years ago I was hosting the number one morning show in America, and now I'm doing a show with Blind Mike and Framingham, so I feel like, you know, he's

a knockout. But, like, I just don't understand that. Why would Intercom want to continue to own EEI or whatever? Why wouldn't you just sell it and get out of the country? You're clearly just destroying the company. But do you think that they're doing some sort of math where it's like, well, all right, the Greg Hill show or whatever his name is, is going to do a fraction of the ratings, but McDonald's is going to still advertise.

And so the actual money. That's exactly right. Yep. That's exactly right. That's exactly right. They're saying, well, Kirk and Jerry were doing 12s and 13s, but we dealt with Murchison. Now Murchison's out of our lives. Yes, are we going to do 3s and 4s instead of the numbers that they were doing with Elmira for 6s and 7s?

Yes. Are we going to get a bunch of national advertisers? Yes. Is that worth more money and less headache and better PR? Yep. So let's do it instead of paying Jerry a lot of money, too, by the way. You can pay Greg a lot less and not worry about it. And, by the way, now your day is you have no controversy, no issues. You have no ratings either. No discussion. No interest. Yeah, they don't care about that.

So they don't care if people just go listen to the sports app. They just don't give a shit? That's right. I think that's why I think, yes, I think that's right. And I think they've conceded that race. I mean, Casey, you were there. It was a pretty damn competitive race. We were winning in the morning, afternoons., I think that's right. And I think they've conceded that race. I mean, Casey, you were there. It was a pretty damn competitive race. We were winning in the morning,

afternoons, the Pelgrim As are winning, the middays were kind of, you know, it was a good battle. Now it's, I mean, it's totally over. And now they're saying, yeah, they're saying, we're now going to get, you know, instead of, and they were losing money. I mean, there's no doubt it's their fault,

but they were bleeding money. I think Merchantson cost the company, I'm guessing this from what I've heard, talk to people, seven, eight million bucks over the last couple of years. Holy shit. What ratings do you think they can get if they continue to produce bad shows

on the backs of old name recognition and Red Sox? Terrible. I know the Red Sox ratings are awful. I mean, again, so they sell... All they care about is men 25-54. That's the number. All the ratings you ever see from New York or us, 25-54. Red Sox ratings, the average Red Sox radio listener is like 126.

It doesn't even count. They listen to them in old people's homes. They're doing twos. Red Sox are doing twos right now. I think the numbers you're looking at are twos and threes and fours. And like I said, they'll finish seventh or eighth. But, you know, I remember being in the – we had this – whatever it was called. Sensitivity training we had like a year and a half ago.

And one of the guys – I remember that. Of course, I got in a fight at that sensitivity training. Yeah, I got no fight at that sensitivity training. I remember that. But one of the higher-ups was like, we would rather finish in sixth place with no controversy than first place with controversy. To their credit, they meant it.

I mean, they came up with a business plan, and I guess they're following through on it. It's just one that fundamentally makes me want to fucking puke. But I guess you were under contract. What's that? I said, I guess you following through on it, it's just one that I like fundamentally makes me want to fucking puke. But I guess, you know, I guess you were under contract. What's that? I guess you're under contract. I was like, I'm surprised you didn't walk out the door right there. Well, I mean, I basically did.

I mean, I did everything I could. You know, I wound up in a mental institution and I wound up crawling around the ground of the Barnes and Noble to get out of the company on video. Like, I mean, I don't know what else I could have done. You know, I'm sorry I didn't do more. You should have just killed somebody, Kurt. His blood is on your hands, Murchison. Well, you know what?

You joke, but that right there is going to be spent somewhere. So there you go. Get ready. You've now welcomed this man into your world. Fuck. How is it going with Blind Mike? I saw Blind Mike got a little upset that the other guys on the show and the other producers and co-hosts were taking shots at his girlfriend.

There was a little bit of team dissension over there on the Midahan podcast. Yeah, my goal is to get them all to hate each other. I was going to say, this is the puppet master at work. You know exactly what you're doing. Yeah, I'm trying. I'm looking forward to it. I'll be there next week for a day or two. I don't know.

I'm doing a Reddit thing or something. I don't know. Are you in contact with people from EI, people from Sports Hub, people in the Boston media? Has anybody been talking to you about, hey, what's it like to be free and happy and not at a shitty station? Or are people

looking down upon you or what's the vibe on your new career most of the people on there are pussies there anyway so they're kind of like they're fine they're happy that jerry's gone but i think like you know when i talked to jerry or i talked to a couple people over there sort of they look at it like almost like a demotion in a weird way where i look at like total freedom like i can literally do what and they don't and they're older and they don't understand that, you know, a good podcast, good episode of a podcast or a good, cause it's going to get listened to just as much or not more as a morning show.

Like if in, in younger, like, you know, I've got people that are young, you know, it's, it's different. That's why I asked because yeah, I mean, it's still, I feel like most of the world has now understood podcasts on demand, iTunes, the, the money that is involved, the exposure that's involved. But I could see someone who's still on the air at EDI or Sports Hub or WFAN being like, psh, podcast. I'm still on terrestrial radio because I'm a professional. And it's like, get with the fucking times, man.

Do you think the guys at EEI will be allowed to talk about this, or do you think they'll get muzzled? I think they're going to... So my understanding was, I haven't listened today, I've been up here, but I got some texts from some people who were like,

they did like a very perfunctory thing at the end of the show, or it was like, you know, it was almost like they're hostages. Like, we wish Jerry well in his future endeavors. We hope he does well. Blink twice if you're being held captive

sort of thing, yeah. Yeah, like I am not, I am blinking only because I am voluntarily blinking voluntarily that kind of thing where is like you know i know how that works like i've been there and they're gonna say you can't whereas you know of course would it be an interesting discussion if somebody disagreed with the move and they talked about it yeah do they do that in radio now no like you know i'll do it on monday you can people you're doing it now like it's a it's a it's the biggest topic in

boston right now like my last biggest topic in the city now. When I left, it was the biggest topic in the city. How are you not going to talk about it? Yeah, that's crazy, man. That's crazy. It's fucked up. It's anti-everything that makes sense, but radio is so fucked up on so many levels and is dying that it's like, you know. And I feel bad. I feel it because there are people I like who, you know, I love Jerry and some salespeople. Look at the salespeople who have lost so much fucking money in the last couple of years.

So much money. Commissions and cuts. Yeah, I mean, it's unbelievable. It's unbelievable.