KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: The Toronto Footjob

Episode Date: September 7, 2020

Are feet gross? Do you take your shoes off iniside? Jared's mom cleans his apartment every week. Huge pubes in the urinal at Barstool HQ. Sharing a toothbrush. Sharing FLOSS. Sex with your socks on.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin, Kevin, Kevin, Kevin. Oh. Kevin. You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. How long you been back, man? Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome.

I see the girls in the club, they're getting wild. Welcome back to CCK on a Wednesday. This week feels like the longest week of all time. I don't know why, but it does. Do we have Jared on? Yeah. Are you there? Oh, I can't see you today.

I can't see you right now. Yeah, what the hell? Call me. I'm not going to complain. I'm going to call them. Oh, you're not even on Skype. Yeah, we got you. We got you, Jared.

All right. And then we also have the nastiest animal in the office sitting next to me, John Feidelberg. Welcome back to the program, John. Thank you. Jared, you know how he makes like really loud grunting noises all the time? Yeah, like just like getting up. Yes. He's exceptionally loud today.

I mean, it's like it's stopping. I climbed like 5,000 stairs. Yeah, that's right. 83 flights. It's like three days ago. Yeah. No, two days ago. I stairs yeah that's right 83 flights it's like three days ago yeah no two days ago i mean that's oh yeah it's called dom as as high school coaches will always tell you you're not gonna be sore tomorrow but you'll be sore the next day i promise that and so that's where the noises are coming from maybe i don't know i don't feel particularly sore but i mean sound particularly sore yeah maybe um so also it's happening in the office, which, again, I'm waiting for the other shoe to drop because I don't trust fucking vibs at all.

But lowering the bar today, Jared, is how fast you can eat a slice of watermelon. And we love watermelon. So everybody's enjoying it so far. Again, I'm not convinced that we're all just going to die from it later on today. But John. Glennie asked if they were killer watermelons. Trent was convinced there was one of those hot gummy bears in it uh i just wasn't gonna do it because i don't trust vibs or colin i think they should both get fired immediately um but john how fast did you do it uh buck 38 i believe and you decided to go full christian bale batman

in the middle of it i don't know what was going on. I was just out of breath. I don't know. Yeah, I went full Batman. It's thicker at the bottom. I honestly couldn't even replicate that voice right now. Avery, is there any way you can go to Bailey's Twitter and play the video that he...

Oh, boy. Which one? Of John? Yes. Bailey does tweet a lot. Did you see that Dave unfollowed him? Yes. It's very funny. Dave unfollowed who? Bailey.

And Bailey wrote a whole blog about it. I'm actually surprised Dave ever followed Bailey to begin with. Really? I don't even think Dave follows new people anymore. Dave's not very active on Twitter anymore. I figured he just doesn't look at it as much and doesn't follow new hires and stuff like that. I think he's still pretty active.

You're probably right, but the unfollow is diabolical. He's not not active. It's just it used to be constant tweeting, and now it's gone down a bit. Well. Sticker at the bottom. Very bottom. Can you run that one back?

It's a sticker at the bottom. Very bottom. What is wrong with you? I mean, I'm factually correct. Watermelon is a sticker at the bottom. What is wrong with you? I'm factually correct. Watermelon is thicker at the bottom. Because basically what was happening was I was cruising. Viv's like, you're going to fucking kill whoever was in the lead's time. And I was cruising.

And then I got to the bottom. And my time slowed down substantially. And I don't know. You just wanted to go Batman. I didn't want to. It's just I was so out of breath. And I had to, I don't know, I wanted to speak. And that's just how my voice came out when I was out of breath.

Moral of all of the stories here, three minutes into this program, is you're a fucking animal. You are disgusting. You are grotesque. And that's why everybody loves you. Well, speaking of disgusting and grotesque, Jared, have you seen one of my latest tweets? It's so gross. No. There is a pube in the Barstool HQ journal that is flat out stunning.

Like, I'm fucking Ron Burgundy with it. I'm not even mad. I'm impressed. I didn't know pubes grew that long. I didn't know. Before you continue, John, let me ask you a guy to guy here. I trust your judgment. Are you 100% sure it's a pube?

Because I know that like I've taken a piss and then like my hair will just like fall out. That's a whole nother issue. I think I'm not. I mean, I didn't. I didn't. Wait, hold on. Hold on. I didn't sniff it what do you mean your hair just falls out when you're at the urinal i mean like if i'm like

taking a piss i'll like scratch my head while i'm pissing and then like my hair will like fall out of my head and it's like there will be like long hairs that are on the toilet and it's like well that's not from my pubes i don't that's not the situation what's going on. Men are so gross. Let's do a full, let's do a urinal talk. Hey, what? Okay, 833-857-8665. I'm going to kill myself. You guys get out of your own episode.

Can you guys see me? Why do guys, like, always spit into a urinal when they get in there? What? What the hell? I can see you. Like, they always, like, it's typically older guys, but just guys in general, like, always just when they get up to the urinal, the first thing they do is spit. Then they take their little pecker out and piss. I guess it depends. Like, if I'm at a bar, like, I spit all over that fucking thing.

But, like, if I'm home, I don't think I do. Like, if I'm at a bar. You're not going to get a fucking blowjob, dude? What are you spitting all over for? I mean, like, if you're, like, drunk and at a bar. Oh, you're if you're like drunk yeah so I've been uh I've been doing some he wanted us to turn on the TV so we could compliment his shoulders I haven't I haven't worked out in like

two months but I am I am sweating profusely because I've been hanging things in the studio all day so like I'm I smell disgusting can't smell you but back to the spitting yeah why are you spitting it i don't know i feel like when i'm drunk i like i'm just like well why though i don't know okay i don't know why i do a lot of things casey i really yeah but i mean it's yeah i understand that but spitting in a urinal i didn't even know that was a thing oh like i said it's particularly older men is what from what i've

noticed um but i just can't imagine like walking in the girl's bathroom and just spitting into the toilet sometimes you need a good spit i think i don't do it because i spend so much of the day spitting that i don't have to spit when I think of piss. Other people who just walk around with fucking saliva in their mouth all day. Got to get that thing out in a fucking hole. I feel you on that. I can't think of anything that you say seriously. I don't know. What's wrong with having a good spit?

No, but that's so weird. It's bizarre. I'm against it. I'm anti. Especially to do it in front of other people. Like, Jared, why do you have to do it at a bar when other people are in there peeing, too? What if no one's in there? Then what?

Is that okay? Well, no. I mean, it makes it a little less weird. But, like, people are standing next to each other, and you just come in and just spit? It's almost just like it's an icebreaker. It's like, ah, I got to go in and take this piss. And then you look at the toilet, and you're just yeah you just exchange pleasantries like listen here man i'm gonna give you a little liquid right now the liquid that's coming next is a lot worse yeah

or maybe not who knows i mean in my experiences people prefer a spit to piss yeah i i would i would probably agree with that as a female i would say 99 of females would agree with that as well but apparently not jared no i'm just saying it's give and take i mean like sometimes it's a little spit sometimes a little piss no no no i refuse to accept that answer i refuse to accept it although he didn't like he's weird like he was saying the other day or last week on radio that like he just won't ever pop a girl's toe in his mouth at all and kevin was like but she'll eat her ass he's like yeah we are all over the map right now we gotta find a topic to settle on before we fucking get into some real shit here's here's what i said john and see if you can level with me on this uh defeat defeat

gross you out john no okay so like feet don't gross me out like if i'm sitting on the couch and you got a girl that's sitting on the other end of the couch and they put like their feet on your lap like i got no problem with like giving you a little foot massage but then it's a dangerous line to toe because you don't want to be known as like a foot guy. It's like I'm just not afraid of feet. That doesn't make me a foot guy. I just I'm not afraid to touch your feet if they're there. Yeah, but you told Kevin that you if a girl wanted you to suck on her toes, you wouldn't do it. Yeah, because like if I like rub your foot on the couch, I can just go wash my hands versus you putting your fucking foot.

Why do you think feet are so gross? Like why do you wash your hands? you putting your fucking foot in my mouth. Why do you think feet are so gross? Like, why do you have to wash your hands after that? They are. The feet are gross. Like, if you're walking around all day, a lot of girls walk around barefoot. Especially in New York City. Like, what type of, like... What kind of animals walk around barefoot?

You fucking hanging out with homeless girls, dude? Think of it this way, John, right? You walk around New York City in your shoes. You probably walk around your apartment in your shoes. And then you're putting your feet on the same floor that you just walked around uh in your shoes that you also walked around like the new york city subway with you might as well just like a fucking railing no no but but your feet are covered a foot jared crobbins touches a foot but then you gotta get up and go wash your hands no i wouldn't get up and wash my hands but like if i just like rubbed your feet and then we watched a movie and then you're like, hey, I just ordered some pizza.

I'm going to wash my hands before I pick up a slice of pizza. Wow. I don't really wash my hands much even now, to be honest. Oh, yeah. You try to tell me early on in quarantine that you were like always going to have hand sanitizer with you for like the rest of time. That's a different thing. I always I always sanitize. I have an addiction to like I walk by hand sanitizer with you for like the rest of time that's a different thing i always i always sanitize i i have a an addiction to like i walk by a hand sanitizer bam gotta touch it gotta get

some on me but i washing my that's a whole process hand sanitizer i can keep walking that's true clean my hands that's true i gotta sit in the sink for fucking 20 seconds no thanks but do you hand sanitize after you touch feet no yeah i mean jared that's a crazy like you're okay your feet are covered though like when you're walking around like i've made the argument yeah they are like i don't walk around barefoot more than i walk around with fucking shoes on not in the city when they're home i won't even wear open-toed shoes in the city like i have to wear socks and shoes i feel like that like well you're not like, you're not like an old school Italian. That's like, take your shoes off at the door. Like you've walked around.

Yeah. That's like a Lebanese Italian thing. Yeah. It's definitely an Asian thing. Definitely. Yeah. I know like a big time, like Lebanese family that like, they will fucking shoot you if you don't take your shoes off at the door.

But yeah, but again, like your whole body is out in the city too. And like, so you just don't touch it. I don't lick myself. But you lick other people. All right, how about this? How about you get your fingies in her? You get your fingies all up in that hoochie, right? Again, I would like to say it for the 17th time, you're an animal.

All right. You get them up there. Continue the thought, John. You wash the nose before you eat a pizza probably not no probably not that's why his logic makes no sense and the reason because you're not like you're not like fucking sliding down a railing coochie first in a new york city subway you're not yeah but you're not the homeless woman you hang out with might that's true you're not also sliding down a new york subway with your feet wrapped around the railing either i stand by my point that if you walk around your apartment in the shoes you wore all day

your floor is disgusting then you walk on it barefoot and it's it's the same thing okay well what about what about the hands like about the hands like's the same, it's disgusting. What about the hands? What about the hands? If a girl's hands have been out in the city and then she touches you, isn't that worse? Not if you don't put your fingers in my mouth. Look at that face. I can't look at him. I'm uncomfortable.

Sometimes, you know, John, you'll do a little one of these I mean I can't look at him I'm uncomfortable Yeah I mean like Sometimes You know John He'll do a little Do a little one of these And then like You know Everyone's licking it Look I'll be honest

I'll do a little bit Of everything And I'm not washing my hands And I'll eat a pizza Afterwards happily Yeah but you're disgusting Like I'm saying As like a normal

Contributing member No but I mean Like sex in general You kind of throw out The rules out the window when it comes to to germs and like you're just saying you draw the line at feet and i think that's weird i think you're just scared of being portrayed as a foot guy i think you're coming down no i mean like i die foot so it doesn't get confused i'm not anti-foot though i am i'm a

germaphobe like i said even before the pandemic like nothing about my hand washing routine has changed like i still i wash my hands all the time and because like you john like you you dip like i always try to keep my hands clean because i know that like several times a day like i'm probably going to be putting my fingers in the dip can i'm going to be putting my fingers in my mouth i'm going to be putting my fingers in to take it out like i mean and then i brush my teeth after and you're putting water in your hands to then put in your mouth to rinse your mouth. I wash my hands a lot. Your dip is a whole production.

I don't wash my hands. I don't fucking face wash after. I don't fucking shave afterwards. You got fucking cups of hands full of water you're just walking around with. I don't even know what's happening anymore. Well, the other thing, too, is my immune system is very bad so like i have to take these it's it's less being a germaphobe and more being vigilant because i know that like i don't have the benefit of being like yeah fuck germs whatever it's like no if i like if someone sneezes on me i'm gonna going to have AIDS for the next three weeks.

Which I can understand the germaphobe thing, but I feel like normal humans, adults that are having sex, those rules go out the window. Yeah. Sex is like soap. What? It doesn't get dirty. Oh. Like a bar of soap doesn't get dirty. Yeah.

I mean, it does. I just realized that I'm not. Yeah, i i don't i don't think that if like if you're a germaphobe if you are as crazy as a germaphobe as you're saying that you are no i just came to a conclusion i'm not a germaphobe i'm a davaphobe which if you if you go to the root of the issue here i am afraid of getting sick because if you get sick and then you come into the office dave will get mad at you if you don't work come into the office dave will get mad at you if you don't work because you're sick dave will get mad at you so really i just try to avoid getting sick because of dave it's not that i'm afraid of getting the sniffles like it is where the sniffles

suck by the way how is it 2020 we don't have a cure for the sniffles yet like we don't have a cure for a fucking hangover yet i mean that's yeah well let's work on that first really it's being answer first then hangover please yeah like i'm afraid of like dave in that sense where it's like when you get sick at barstool you really don't know what to do because you want to tough it out like when i uh when i during like the playoffs when like i had the fucking throat infection i was like do i tough it out and come in or if i get everyone sick dave's gonna fucking kill me like what do i do here so that's the situation that i'm trying to avoid yep once again you can also get sick from having sex with someone.

So why do we draw the line at the feet? I feel like, but honestly, I feel like you increase the odds at sucking toes, Casey. Like if I'm sucking face, I feel like we're all right. But if we suck some toes, then you're increasing, you're living on the edge. So you think that if somebody has like, let's say strep throat, that you have better odds of getting it if you suck on their feet than put your tongue in their mouth no i didn't say that i mean like if someone's sick someone's sick but if no one is sick where are the most germs probably on your feet probably i would say probably mouth one uh vagina two ah butt two vagina three feet are definitely

not on the top of that list. We need to get an expert to call in because none of us actually know what we're talking about here. It's all just feel. We're going off of feel and gut. No, no. I'm pretty sure that I know that there are less germs on my feet than in my mouth. I don't think you know that. And I don't know that either.

I do know that. And I don't think John knows that. So we need an expert. There's definitely doctors that listen to this show. Please call in. Let us know. Where are the most germs? If you were to power rank. This show is exclusively listened to by

unemployed 20-year-olds. So if we have a doctor listening right now, call in. Power rank the germiest parts of your body. Is it the vagina? Is it the mouth? Or is it the feet? Throw the butt in there. A lot of bacteria in the butt, I imagine.

I haven't gotten sick of that, though. Oh, two, three. Throw the butt in there. A lot of bacteria in the butt, I imagine. Yeah. I haven't gotten sick of that, though. Oh! Oh, Johnny Butt Play. Johnny Butt Play. Dude, I will say, you are on the top of the world's best nickname givers.

They just come right off the dome. Johnny Butt Play. Johnny Butt Play. That is a good one. I'd wear that name givers they just they cut they just like come right off the dome yeah but play johnny butt play that is a good one i'd wear that shirt please actually make that shirt i i got a question for you jared this is um i feel like it's a it's a fairly viral tweet right now and it's not just for jared it's for casey as well i don't know how often she scraps. But you're fighting 20-year-old you right now. Who wins? I was fucking like 120 pounds. I beat the fuck out of that kid.

And you probably want to beat the fuck out of that kid. No, I feel bad for that kid. That kid got no pussy. He's hurt enough. I wouldn't even fight him. I would just tell him to go home and he would listen. give him it gets better commercial yeah yeah don't worry about it just hang in there for another 11 years and then you might see a vagina but wear a mask don't touch feet for sure stay away would 20 year old sensitive jared touch feet 20 year old jared

would do anything a girl asked just to have the touch of a woman I would say probably yeah could you kick your ass at 20 probably you could be a 20 year old do you now yeah I don't know I was I was much feistier when I was 20 but I mean I've never gotten in a fight like an actual actual fight. I've been hit before. There were two hits, them hitting you, you hitting the floor? Three.

She hit me twice and then I hit the floor. Turns out she thought I was- She fucking two punched you? Yeah, that's like that, the scar I have on my lip. That's what that's from. Really?

Yeah. I thought that was just deformity. No. Well, it is now. Thanks, fuck you. No,

it's, yeah, no, I got my no i got my perfection i got my ass kicked yeah i know she thought she thought i was fucking her boyfriend i wasn't it was a different casey casey got her ass kicked and didn't like one of your friends get laid out because they they thought that it was you yeah what yeah you have too many Casey friends. There were multiple Casey's in the mix back in the day. You just ran around with the KKK? In a C. KKK C. Gotta make sure that...

We should probably throw the C in the middle of those K's. Yeah. KC KK. No, so basically what happened was she was told that her boyfriend was sleeping with Casey. And I had had previous relations with said person long before it. It was a different Casey at the time, but she didn't take time to double check. So she came up to me in a bar and beat my ass and just fucking I'd love to see video

that. No. Yeah. You getting too punched. Oh my God. That would be so. Yeah. No, I don't want you to ever get video of it. I think it actually does exist because., my God. That would be... So, yeah, no, I don't want you to ever get video of it. I think it actually does exist because...

Oh, my God. I'm getting it then. Of someone getting smoked? Of Casey getting smoked. Wait, you, Casey, or the wrong Casey? I got laid out. Okay, got it, got it, got it. The wrong Casey got off.

Is it cell phone video or, like, security? It's bar video. Oh, my God. Is it a good shot? Can you clearly tell? Oh, yeah. gotta get that we gotta fucking absolutely not i mean how the fuck can we not get that i don't want that who has it the somebody in the courthouse of college station texas i mean we could probably be hard on you i thought you meant like one of your friends had it oh no one of my friends definitely has it.

Okay. I want to need that friend's contact information, please. Absolutely not. Over my dead body. Over my two-punched dead body. I'll fucking call that girl up and make it happen. No. But yeah, so needless to say, I didn't fight back.

I got knocked out very quickly and woke up in an ambulance. It's fine. Honestly, it's good. Do I know the friend that has it, Casey? No. Yes, I do. Maybe if I put on another one of these shirts.

I hate that he can't see me. No, I can see you. What does your shirt have to do with this? If it's one of your friends, then I could probably persuade her to hand over the footage. With your shirt? I mean, or lack thereof casey you're just gonna start firing off topless selfies trying to get video of me getting knocked the fuck out i mean it's for the greater good i feel like a lot of people out there would would love to have that like anytime that like casey like predicts uh like

one of like the aggies to win and then they don't they can just tweet her the picture of her getting knocked out like that would be terrific content I'll send whatever picture that girl wants whatever she wants I'll send an exchange she wants me fucking Tony the Tiger pick I'll send it to her why are we assuming it's a girl that has it guy has he wants a Tony the Tiger pick he can have it too it is a girl that has it and yes Jared does know her. Ooh. John, I think you've met her, actually, too. Have I met her or have I met her? I don't want to know, Jared. So he told me that he's like, at some point during quarantine, he just randomly dropped that.

Like, I don't know. We were talking to Dominican Dylan. We were talking about Aggies. And Dylan was talking about how there are hot girls in Texas. And Jared was like, oh, yeah, there are hot girls at A&M. I was like, what's that supposed to mean? And he was like, I'm just saying. Like, I've hooked up with some girls at A&M or a girl at A&M.

And I was like, well, who? Because you've never met anybody from A&M until me. And he just won't tell me which friend it is. He just won't tell me. It's the girl you met. He just won't tell me. He's met a lot of my friends. He just won't tell me who it is.

No, I mean the met-met. Yeah, I met her. I know, but I want to know which one it is yeah we got acquainted there was the batman voice yeah that was good but now that i'm saying this out loud she should have told me whoever it is so maybe it's more on her yeah i, I don't know. You're still not going to tell me? I forget. I mean, he's definitely not going to tell you on air. No, I might.

I don't know. We got people wanting to talk about sucking on toes. Let's fucking do it on a Wednesday. We got Joe from Canada. What do you got on sucking on toes? Joe, are you a doctor? Joe? Joe? Joe? Joe, where'd you get your doctorate from?

Joe, three, two, I really wanted to know what a Canadian thought about sucking on toes. And they love that shit up there. Yeah, it's huge. They douse it in maple syrup. You haven't heard about that? You ever been to Montreal? No, I didn't make that up. You made that up. It's called Toronto Toe Job. No, it's huge. A douse of maple syrup. You haven't heard about that? You ever been to Montreal? No, I didn't make that up.

They'll suck punch to your body and you don't even know you had it. It's called Toronto Toe Job. No, it's not. Yes, it is. Eric's working on getting us a foot doctor. Oh, yeah. Foot doctor. Fuck yeah, Eric.

Biggie knows everybody. I love it. The Toronto Toe Job. You fucking cover it in maple syrup. The good kind, too. Not like Aunt Jemima or anything like that. And you just fucking go to town on them. How did you just say that? What? Aunt Jemima, not like Aunt Jemima or anything like that. And you just fucking go to town on them. How did you just say that?

What? Aunt Jemima? Yeah. Aunt Jemima? Aunt Jemima. It is Aunt Jemima. It's Aunt Jemima. Sorry.

Absolutely. Oh, this is an actual thing. The first thing that comes up is Pornhub fetish foot Toronto porn. I just made that up. I know you did, but it's an actual thing. I have definitively never heard of the Toronto toe job. No, foot job. It's Toronto foot job.

Oh, well, fucking pull that up. I want to see what that's all about. So the first three hits on Google are Foot Fetish Toronto Porn Videos from Pornhub, Massage Republic Foot Fetish Toronto Canada Female Escorts. You can have a Toronto foot job from an escort. And then Foot Mistress Toronto from FeetSociety.com. Jerry's getting all bombed up over there. Look at him. He's sweating.

Foot job Toronto. Foot fetish Toronto. A lot of foot fetishes in Toronto, apparently. The Toronto toe job. So you want to see what it is? Yeah. Here. I'll let you click on that little.

Tweet it from Barstool Radio. Yeah, I don't think you can tweet porn. Yes, you can. Instagram, you cannot. John, show me. Oh, man. Oh! Oh!

No! No, it's awful. It's awful. No, no, no, no, no. No, absolutely not. This girl's got this guy's balls tied up and she's just stomping on him. What? No, absolutely not.

Oh, my goodness gracious me. I regret everything I said. It's beating the fucking bag out of this dude's bag. I'm in Sebastian. I can't. You have to look at all the thumbnails. No. It's so bad.

Get it off my phone. I'm going to text it to Jared real quick. Oh, no. I'm crying. This is on Pornhub? Yeah. I didn't know Pornhub got down like that. I didn't think that they did, like, that type of shit.

Apparently in Toronto. Yeah. You don't have to open the link, Jared, but you got to click through the thumbnail. I mean, I'll probably watch it. Let the thumbnails run. We're going to do this live on air. I mean, right now. I need to see it right now.

Click the thumbnail. What the fuck? He's turning red. I've never watched porn on my phone before either. This is the first time. What? Really? I'm a laptop porn guy, but I've gone to the phone before.

I've called in the fucking backup a time or two. It's only a minute long. Oh, shit. Wait, can you guys hear this? Because my radio is plugged into my phone. I hope I'm not piping porn into the fucking radio. Oh, what the fuck? She's got like a ball clamp

and she's like whacking it with like a tennis racket. She's using his balls as an ottoman. He loves it. He loves it. He loves it. She's laughing. She's laughing. Yeah, but she's having the time of her life. Oh, my God.

What's happened in this 27 minutes? We might have a new segment, which is watching gross porn on air. She literally had, like, a ping pong paddle. She had his balls in a clamp so that they had no circulation. Oh, they were the purplest nuts I've ever seen in my life. Yeah, he was, like, jerking off, and then as he was finishing, she was whacking his balls with like a fucking ping pong paddle. Oh, man.

The Toronto foot job, baby. Yeah. I mean, holy shit. People still think feet guy are weirder than that, dude. Yeah. We got people who want to talk about this, which, I mean, you never know what's going to pop. Apparently, the Toronto foot job and fetishes. Oh, we got Joe in Connecticut.

He dated a foot fetish model. Whoa. Oh, Joe. Please share. Hey. So, first time, long time. So, yeah, after I graduated high school, I met this girl on Tinder. We were dating for a little while, and she asked me, and she was like,

how do you feel about me selling footpegs online? So, you know, fuck it. I don't got to pay for dates. She's paying for it. So next thing I know, she's asking me, how do you feel if this becomes, like, a real job for me? So after what she meant, turns out she sold foot pics to this guy. And next thing we find out is he's asking her to, like, model for a foot fetish website. Oh, shit. And what was your response to this?

Yeah, what was the response? Oh, shit. Fuck it. I don't care. She's getting paid, like, $10,000 for her dirty, senile line of private make. Joe was living like a king on the couch. Joe was living straight up king life. So, Joe, would you play with her feet too?

Well, so I actually took some of the photos for her because I was like, wow, you know, I need to take the right angle. Good for you, Joe. Did you take a commission? I'm not in a feed myself, but like, you know, there were requests. So there would be people

that would be like, yeah, I want to have her take pictures of like food on her feet. So we would put like, you know, you know, peach ring gummy candies.

We put those around her toes and shit. A great candy. A delicious candy. It sure is. I'll tell you what, I need to tell a fucking peach ring off a toe. I wouldn't request a picture like that, but I'd eat one. Oh, yeah, yeah.

There's a couple photos of me doing that. I mean, it's not my thing, but like, you know. Joe, I got bad news for you, buddy. It sounds like it might be your thing. Yeah. Thanks for the call, Joe. That was a wild roller coaster. The fact that he just kept adding a little bit more details.

I don't think anyone just casually eats Funyuns off their girlfriend's toes. Like, yeah, I'll give it a shot. Would you give it a shot? Me? Yeah. Not Funyuns. Maybe I would do the sour gummy worms or something like that. Just wrap them around your big toe and go to town.

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Yeah, he does have feel, but he had the one hand on his back like his hips were hurting. What, just now? Yeah. Do it again, John. Do it again. I honestly don't know. Do it again. What did I do? You just gotta know it'll all be fine. I don't know what I was doing. It was unconscious.

I don't know what I was doing. I was actually sending a tweet while I did it, so I don't know what I was doing. You looked like a geriatric. It's fine. So somebody did tweet this. I guess we're going to run it back from the conversation about what's going on in the urinal in the Barstool bathroom. Cliff wanted to know how gross it is for you guys when you see globs of hair on female showers.

I think that's disgusting. I mean. It's disgusting. I mean... It's disgusting. Look, if I had my druthers, it wouldn't be there. But it doesn't bother you. But I'm not going to come out and be like, you're a fucking animal. I know your hair falls out.

Yeah, but it is gross. It's gross to see. It's gross. I mean, look, if the shower looks like fucking Chewbacca, that's an issue. If there's a few hairs in there, I'll survive. It's the nice thing about being blonde. You can't see them.

I know. That's great. But it is... If I get into my friend's showers and there's globs of hair I'll survive. It's the nice thing about being blonde. You can't see them. I know. That's great. But it is. If I get into my friend's showers and there's globs of hair on the wall, it's disgusting. It bothers me. On the wall? You've never seen that? Yeah, well, that's what girls do.

They fucking pick it up and stick it on the wall. They do not. How does it get on the wall then? Because when you're washing your hair. I don't know. No, that's not how it happens. They pick it up and they stick it on the wall. I don't know, John.

It doesn't happen to me. I refuse for that. It is absolutely revolting when I see that. What are you doing? What are you actually doing right now? What I'm doing right there is swinging my balls. Why? I don't know.

You ever just stand there, Jerry, with your legs spread and kind of just like a pendulum? Oh, yeah, all the time. Yeah, if I'm wearing shorts. I mean, it's impossible with jeans. But if you're wearing gym shorts, yeah, you let those things go. Let those boys go for a swing. I mean, or if we're into the Toronto foot jobs, let somebody else swing at them.

Yeah, fucking smash those balls. We're going to talk about no shoes in the house with Zach and Canada. Zach, are you a foot guy? No shoes in the house? No, you got to keep the shoes off in the house. That way you know that the feet are clean before you go to them. I understand the sentiment of feet off,

of shoes off in the house. Not a shoes off in the house guy. I'll pop those bad boys right up on the coffee table. You'll put them on the furniture? My sneakers? Yeah, I don't give a shit. That's gross. Yeah, I don't care.

I'm not going to defend it and be like, it's not gross. I know it? Yeah, I don't give a shit. That's gross. Yeah, I don't care. I'm not going to defend it and be like, it's not gross. I know it's gross. I don't give a shit. So, Zach, do you have that rule for your place? Yeah, shoes got to come off. It's easy to come in. It's a normal thing, though. I don't know anybody who lets people keep their shoes on in their house.

No. Nobody around Ottawa. Nobody in Canada lets people walk with their shoes on. So, that's just an everywhere thing. Jared covered it. It seemed like the Middle East. I said Asia. Canada as well. So, it's just on So that's just an everywhere thing Jared covered it seemed like the Middle East I said Asia, Canada as well So it's just America United States of America

We don't give a fuck about shoes in the house Yeah we don't care about What's the system the whole world uses but us What? Metric We don't do the metric system We don't do shoes off the door I just find it annoying when someone asks me.

There are people who do it, obviously. But I don't think it's a wise thing. I'm like, what the fuck? I just got to take my shoes off and walk around your house? Do you constantly mop your floor, then? You always clean the floor in your apartment? Zach, you're asking the wrong person because he's disgusting. Zach, if you think I know how to use a mop, you're crazy.

No, fight your mess, but like Kravitz. Kravitz is a germaphobe. Does the rocket clean up his apartment? Yeah, my apartment's very clean. But do you have a cleaning crew come or do you clean it yourself? I have a cleaning crew come. Also, your apartment maybe in Saugus, it is, Boston,

whatever, it's not that way. It was not that way in New York. It was not that way in New Yorkork but i think it was my apartment was more messy than dirty like i had shit everywhere i'll give you that but now that i have uh like way more space my apartment looks way nicer because there's places for those things to go where whereas there weren't any before and by the way my apartment right now speaking of messy i look i look like i'm just squatting there like if someone came in they'd be like oh a homeless person's broken.

Because you're moving, though. Yeah. It's just I'm sleeping on an air mattress and I just have fucking boxes everywhere and zero furniture. But the only reason that's going to change is because your girlfriend's moving in with you. Correct. If she was not, you would live that way forever. One thousand percent. I know.

One thousand. I would just sleep on that air mattress. I'm very happy that she's moving in with you to make you sleep on an actual bed. But to answer your question about cleaning, doesn't your mom clean your apartment, Jared? I said I have a cleaning service. I didn't say who it was. It's Ellen. Ellen comes in, cleans, and does his laundry.

I pay her. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. Does she come weekly? She hasn't been here this week um but she usually comes weekly yeah i mean under normal circumstances i did i did a bi-weekly thing here yeah i mean i clean my apartment bi-weekly means both but it means it means every other week and twice a week that That can't be right.

I'm pretty sure. Look it up. No, the last time you had me look up something on my phone, I ended up seeing Toronto foot job porn. I'm not into that. We're going to pass on that. Yeah, we're going to pass on that. You look that up.

Parker in Maryland wants to talk about germs. Adverb. Every two weeks or twice a week. I mean, that's just irresponsible by the english language yeah that's just incredibly irresponsible we got to change that done produced or occurring every two weeks or twice a week it makes no goddamn that makes no fucking sense so like so by monthly which one is that figure it out what's by bet it's the same thing. A little English lesson here. We're doing it all today.

We really are. And I mean, we're going to talk about germs and sex. I wonder... Done, produced, or occurring twice a month or every two months. That's so fucking stupid. That's really dumb. My mom just texted me immediately. I usually come on Thursday, she said.

I mean, this program, we're just like talking over each other about our own random shit. It's like we're not even talking to each other about our own random shit. We're not even talking to each other. It's working well. Debatable. Parker in Maryland, what do you got on germs and sex? So first of all, I'm very sorry to interrupt because I could just listen to this fucking conversation where John describes the English language all fucking day.

Oh, don't worry, Parker. I can guarantee you we're going to run that one back as soon as we hang up because what the fuck else are we going to talk about? So I think the only one of those, by the way, that actually has a different meaning

is when you get to years because I think biannually is every two years, whereas semi-annually is every six months. Oh, John, look that one up. I also might be totally wrong about that. Yeah, I mean, honestly, I had no idea that we had such dumb rules in the English language.

But continue. What do you think about having sex and germs, Parker? Nope. One, occurring twice each year. Two, occurring every two... Oh, nope. Hang on. Hang on.

This doesn't have the definition right away like the other two did. I gotta click a link. Oh, God. No, definition of bi-annual is occurring twice a year. Wow. Oh, wait a minute. Whatever. Okay, I was wrong.

My bad, guys. That's so dumb. I mean, it's just dumb. Go ahead, Parker. Again, back to the sex. Back to germs and sex. So I was just kind of asking a question, and since one of you is a girl and the other two are, well, one's a girl, one's a guy, and then one's Spidelberg. What a shot.

Damn, Parker. People just hung up all over the place. I mean that like some place of love, though. Don't worry. No, it's accurate. I get it. I get it. Yeah, I've actually, so I got one of my friends into KFC when I was in Europe.

It was a German dude. And after living with me for like two weeks, he described me as a slightly more put together version of Feidelberg. So anyway. Congrats on being a little bit more put together. The bar is set very low. What does that mean? When I moved into my new place, I actually slept on an air mattress for four months.

And then when my mom asked me why, my quote was, because a real mattress seems too hard to move in. My mom texted me last night because my parents are moving, right? And I've had the same bed for a long time at home. And my mom texted me last night. So they moved everything out of the house but my bed. And we're getting that tomorrow. So my mom and my dad slept in that last night. And my mom texted me.

She goes, I think we figured out why you've had sleeping issues and back issues for so long. Your bed's too small. And I said, no, I knew that. Like, I was well aware that the bed was too small. And she's like, why the fuck haven't you said anything in the last decade that you have a bed that's just way too small? I was like, I don't know. It's just a whole thing to get into one. Yeah.

Also, I found out that air mattresses are like not meant to be slept on every night. Like aside from the obvious reasons, I guess like the weight of me being on it constantly, it just got to the point where I actually had to blow it up like twice a day. Like I would blow it up before I went to work and then I'd have to like re-blow it up

when I came home from work. It was a whole thing. Yes, yes, you are John Fe john feidelberg congratulations thanks um so anyway yeah i just wanted to ask so i like hooked up with this girl and then afterwards um i like really needed something to drink because i got a fucking like leg cramp during it which is a whole other set of problems that I have. So then I asked her if I could use like her water bottle. And then she definitely like she agreed to it, but she definitely like looked grossed out that I asked.

And this was after like both of our mouths had been like a whole number of places that I don't need to get into on the radio. And I was just wondering if it's weird to like ask for your partner's water like afterwards or not because I don't think it is when like I mean it's kind of like you said Casey like for most people like the sanitation rules kind of go out the window during sex so I don't know I mean that's wild that she wouldn't let you drink her water I mean that's crazy I I I don't even ask I just do it or I I just do it or I have a sip and I just hand it. I do both. I mean, the idea – I definitely would ask first because that just at least seemed a polite thing to do,

but I expected it to just be like not even like missing a second being like, oh, yeah, sure, no problem. But then she was just like, I don't know. And then I was like, okay, like I said, things were places that are a lot less sanitary than like the tip of your water bottle like uh yeah well that's so this is the thing like i understand people not wanting to share drinks with like random people or like even like their friends like if you're having sex with somebody you're sharing a drink like i mean you can't get any closer than that like that's a fucking crazy thing especially Especially because you guys just got done having sex, too.

It's not even like you were like out and like, she's a germaphobe in normal life. Like, you're laying in bed. Give her the fucking water. Yeah. Would you use her toothbrush? It was like literally

not 10 seconds after it had finished. I mean, that's absolutely insane. Yeah, you are in the right here 1,000%. Jared, your thoughts? I know you're not a big drink share. Yeah, I'm not. I personally

wouldn't ask for her beverage. I would be like, hey, do you have water? And then I would drink it. But if she didn't, would I be like, would I not drink out of her cup? No, I would. If that was the only option and I just

laid down the pipe and I was like, oh shit, I need a drink. I mean, yeah, that's Parker. You're, you're 1000. I was also coming off of a leg cramp, so I just really need to watch. That's tough. Thanks for the call. I mean, I, we talked about this before at the old office, like sharing, I don't mind

sharing a toothbrush with the person I'm sleeping with. I don't, I don't want to, like, it's not like I'm like, oh, I'd really... I don't need to be sleeping with you. Well, right. I find a random toothbrush. I'm using that bitch. Actually, I mean, just anybody's toothbrush? Or you draw the line at friends?

I have a... Well, I mean, like, I don't often find myself in strangers' homes needing a toothbrush. But usually when I'm in someone's house, if I need to use a toothbrush i have a theory oh because so i do it quick before i even want run out in the water this is so insane i pop it in my mouth fast and i think that covers the germs quickly wait what i think like you put a dry toothbrush in your mouth and i was like yeah just put it real quick and then i'll kind of like

like you're giving the toothbrush a blowjob before you brush your teeth? And then I've covered their germs. They no longer are on the toothbrush. And at that point, it becomes my toothbrush. You're the worst. I mean, that is – listen, like I don't mind sharing a toothbrush with like really close friends or people that I'm sleeping with. I know it's probably not scientifically true, but I think – Obviously, it's not scientifically true, but the fact...

I don't know. The science is still out on it. Have you popped my dry toothbrush in your mouth before? Yours? No. Okay, that's good to know. Thank you. Now, every...

I'm just going to get a new toothbrush. You just... It's dry. Like, dry toothbrushes... You can use my toothbrush, but dry is... Well, then I run underwater after. It's just quick. It's just a quick pop in.

And you just lick it? And that... I don't actually lick it. That was an quick. It's just a quick pop in. And you just lick it? And that, I don't actually lick it. That was an exaggeration, but I just pop it in. And I'm like, do you like close your lips around it? Yeah.

What do you do with it inside? Like on your tongue? It's just there. It's just like, do you face it up or face it down? My germs are like, attack! It's almost like letting them know,

like, hey, this thing's coming. Okay. Do you put it downward facing, like on your tongue or upward facing i don't really focus on that just pop it in god you're fucking weird that's weird that's how am i the weird guy like that's weird i mean i'm somewhere we've talked we use me you and kevin the old office we talked about we would all share each other's toothbrush like i do draw the line at people i'm not super close to i would not i don't know if i would share a toothbrush with you now knowing that kind of shit's going on like i'm not ah

fuck it i probably would but still not letting somebody drink your water or your drink is that's one of the craziest things post-coital no less i mean jared doesn't share drinks at all do you share drinks with girls that you sleep with um i don't know i usually am like not poor and just like have another option no like i'm talking about like in in the wild like like would you let somebody have a sip of your drink that you were sleeping with oh i mean like i've definitely like been out at like bars or whatever and like a girl will be like oh like try this drink and like i'll i'll sip out of the same straw that they did oh okay i figured it as a germaphobe who won't pop a toe in his mouth he wouldn't be sharing straws yeah Yeah, but it's also like, I mean, I'm obviously going to make out with you later,

so what does it matter if I drink out of your straw? Right, Jared. That's the whole point. It's like, it goes back to the foot fetish thing. You're trying to equate lips and tongue to feet, Casey. It is not a comparable scenario. There are more germs in your mouth than there are on your feet we haven't had a doctor call in to actually fact check that and there are we have someone that's a doctor in

the medical field that can tell us for certain that there are more germs in your mouth than on your feet then that's going to be my take and until we have someone a professional a professional casey call there are more germs more germs on your genitals than on your feet. On my genitals? I scrub the fuck out of my genitals. I'm saying in general people's genitals

have more germs than their feet. That's just a fact. Mine definitely do. We're not setting the bar at you. Definitely not. We've got Virginia in Tennessee. What do you think about drinking after someone you've had sex with? Not right in bed because I don't want pussy all over my drink.

Coming out fucking firing, Virginia. I mean, so you don't kiss after that? No. So you won't kiss the guy after he goes down on you? No. What? What? Virginia, you crazy girl.

Don't watch that. Come back. Do you expect somebody to kiss you after you've gone down on them sure and thus women I mean I'm not in the same camp as Virginia I'll definitely kiss somebody afterwards

you've just never kissed someone while having sex because usually that part comes first well So, Virginia, you've just never kissed someone while having sex? Because usually that part comes first. Well, but afterwards, no, we're good. Oh, see, the rules go out the window while they're having sex and then afterwards. Okay. So that's where you draw the line. Yeah.

After everybody gets off. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. After everybody gets off, the germs come back. Yeah, thank you for the call. What a wild call that was. I mean, Virginia fucking fired on a wednesday i love that i mean virginia i'm gonna be thinking about that call for a while um we've got dylan in new york let's talk about borrowing floss and i'm already cringing go ahead dylan Go ahead, Dylan, please. You're cutting out, but I... I think he's saying if we've...

If we'll share toothbrushes, where we draw the line. Like, would we share floss? Yeah, where do you draw the line? Are you borrowing floss, too? No. I mean, like, who the fuck... I need more than one piece of floss to floss my own teeth because i gross myself out like i don't know that anyone would ever take a piece of used floss and be like

yeah like let me get some of that i definitely would not no i just use a like a business card instead yeah plus like floss isn't really that important like toothbrush like if you got like fucking stinky morning breath and you're really that desperate for a toothbrush like i could see you crossing the lines but like floss like people go years without flossing so i don't know why you would ever be desperate enough to be like hey i know you just use that piece of floss can i get it though no i'm not saying i use the floss i was asking if you use the floss oh yeah no i i'm i'm not i would not share floss but i mean again it's jared's perfect point is like like when I have shared a toothbrush, it's because I want to brush my teeth

for my mouth to taste better or to feel better. Like flossing, I can just wait. Yeah, I can do that tomorrow. Yeah, I can deal with it when I get home or whatever. Like that. Does anybody share floss?

No, that's not a thing. He was asking as like a hypothetical, I think. I don't think he was saying people. No, he didn't say that, but now I'm asking. Do you think people do that? I cannot imagine a single scenario in which someone would share a piece of floss. It's disgusting.

That makes my stomach hurt. Tom in Cincinnati, I have no clue where this is going, but he wants to talk about peeing with your socks on. So why not? What's up, Tom? Hey, guys. How are you guys doing? Great. We're making it, you know, just trying to get through this program so I can not talk to these animals anymore.

How are you? I'm good. My question is for Rocket. Are you an animal for fucking with your socks on during sex? So, like, I think, I know girls will say that you are an animal for doing it, but I think the girls should take it as a compliment, where it was like, I literally couldn't wait for this to happen, so I just didn't take my socks off.

I think it's weird if you just have your socks on, but I don't know. There's been times where I haven't even thought about it, and I'll look down afterwards and be like, ah, shit, I left my socks on. I hope I don't get judged for this. It's not a point for me to make where it's like, all right,

make sure your socks are off before you do this. It's always just like, if they're off, they're off. If they're not, then you're a fucking problem. How do you feel about socks? I almost exclusively have sex with socks on.

Have you ever seen me try and bend down and touch my toes? It is a fucking process for me to get my socks off. But you're getting your shoes off. My shoes off? Oh, yeah, yeah. Shoes off. Done. I don't fucking wear like –

What, I wear fucking dress shoes? My shoes I just fucking kick off. But like to get me to get my socks off, it is a thing. Sleeping with socks on is miserable to me. Right. I can't do it. When I put my socks on in the morning, no matter what happens that day, the only time the socks come off is when i'm sitting on the corner of my bed i can go and lift my own leg up to here so i can take my sock every single day i think your girlfriend is

more of a saint every single day like they're At this point, she might as well be the most saintly person on this planet dealing with you. That wasn't even a fake noise. That's how it takes to get my leg up to a reachable position. Do you remember that we started this program with me saying that your sounds are astronomically loud today? Yeah, yeah. So from a girl's standpoint with the socks on,

I feel like if it's like, like if you, like, if you make a joke about it, I don't care if you have your socks on. I just think that it's uncomfortable and weird for you. Like, I would not want to have sex with my socks on. I had a buddy in college whose girlfriend used to make him keep his shirt on.

What? That seems so bad. It's so bad. It's the meanest thing I've ever heard in my entire life. That's so mean. That's sad. What a way to end the show. Oh my God.

I feel bad for that. If you're that guy, you gotta get a different fucking girlfriend. Because the shirt's gotta come off immediately. I like to just like sleep next to somebody

with their shirt off and she just wouldn't even fuck him with his shirt off. Why don't you leave that bad boy on? Well, all right. That makes my head hurt. Poor guy.

I hope he's not with her. Is he still with her? No, no, no, no. Okay. Well, what a program we had. I have no idea what we actually talked about, but guess what? We're going to run it back tomorrow. Jared, see you tomorrow.

John, see you tomorrow. Bye, Jared. You guys stay hot.