KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: The Worst Video on The Internet (with Josh Wolf, Ria & Ellie)

Episode Date: March 9, 2020

Josh Wolf sent KFC a truly disgusting video, he calls in to discuss how he pulled the prank off. Nobody can explain why they hate Logan Paul. Who would die first if Trent and Robbie both got Coronavirus?You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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Welcome back to another edition of CC Kevin. Kevin Clancy. Hi, Kevin. I'm the C. You are the C. Jared Karabas, the other C. Casey Smith, the K. People get confused about that.

I do. I had to stutter over it. I didn't know. I don't know which one I am. I don't know which one I am. Well, yeah. I mean, yeah, I guess that you could be either or. You have both, yeah.

Yeah. So we're back. I can't eat my food anymore the video is making its rounds again who cares it's just a little fucking asshole touching yucking it up laughing had a grand old time watching it was six bucks it was actually shocking to me i can't how little they cared they were laughing maniacally over it i'm surprised i mean like r, I could see not reacting to it.

Ellie does not seem like the type that would be like, that's not a big deal. She does and she doesn't, though. I can see both sides of it. She is. Because, you know what, she's very defiantly always like,

I think she's like, you know, she wears the girl's fuck shirt and she's like, I'm tiny, but I'm not. That doesn't have anything to do with that video. Yeah, no, it does, though, because I feel like she doesn't want to be portrayed as tiny and timid and weak.

I can fucking watch this. This is no problem. She's very skittish. Yeah, is she? I mean, get them both. Come in here. Come in here. It's crazy.

They're both still laughing about it. It's the funniest thing I've ever seen in my whole life. It's not funny. It's not funny. It's not funny. Like, I'll give you that it doesn't bother you, but to say that that's funny is just not true. It's a prolapsed butthole, right? Yeah, but it's two extremely prolapsed buttholes that are being rubbed together. The thing is, I genuinely was expecting to puke because of everyone's reaction.

I have a weak stomach. You too puke? Why are you not puking? I couldn't stop laughing. You guys were describing it, and I was like, that doesn't sound that gross. It just sounds weird looking. And honestly, my genuine reaction was I could not stop laughing. My stomach hurts only from laughing so hard.

I almost want to watch it again. I know. It's so funny. I will say that you guys watched a full two minutes of it. Yeah, we couldn't look away. It I know. It's so funny. I will say that you guys watched a full like two minutes of it. Yeah, we couldn't look away. It's funny. It's really funny. It does wear off after the first time.

Yeah, but the first time should get you. You dropped your phone in five seconds. They laughed. That was the first time. That was the first time they just watched it. Yeah, that was the first time. The first time they've seen it. I literally just said it wears off after the first time.

But they watched the full two minutes the first time they watched it. I get what you're saying, Casey. I'm saying that you can find humor in it. Thank you, Rhea. Thank you. Apparently you don't. No, you're saying that you understand us thinking it's funny because now you might think it's funny. Thank you.

Thank you. Well, the first time. I also do think that once it's like a movie getting overhyped, like you go into it with certain expectations. Like I'm going to see like a baby's head get chopped off or something. Even as you guys were describing it, you were like, yeah, they turn their buttholes inside out. I was like, that doesn't sound gross. I was expecting bloody babies to be coming

out of assholes. It kind of looks like that. It kind of looks like that. I don't know what you're looking at. That's what it looks like. It's not that. Are you high? I swear I am not. It's nothing. You know what I was saying? Are you high? That's the only explanation. I am not.

I swear I am not. It's just funny. It's just funny. And it reminds me of those toys. You know when we were younger? Yeah, it does. I can see that. Yeah, those or the ones that was like a pig.

You would squish it and like this stuff would come out. But it wouldn't actually. Yeah, the eyes would bulge out. Yeah, that's kind of what it reminded me of. I wonder if because you guys had the description of it, it didn't shock you as much because you kind of knew what to expect. I'm just so sad. I was holding the phone.

This is what you guys have done. Yes. These are two sweet, nice girls who have been so corrupted that Inside Out asshole is rubbing against their door. No one knows them anymore. I was holding my phone out thinking at some point they would turn away. Everyone else has dropped their phone. Everyone else has to look away. Not once did they look away. Not one time.

I was intrigued. We also grew up though watching gross shit all the time. But you didn't have access to the internet when you were like seven years old. We were looking at Blue Waffle when we were like eight. That's also a good point.

I was like, oh yeah, you're MySpace old. We were looking at Blue Waffle when we were like eight. That's also a good point. We're very I said MySpace to them the other day. I was like, oh yeah, your MySpace song and it looked like I had offended their entire bloodline. Their entire bloodline. Blue Waffle's gross. What year did that come out, you think?

I don't remember. I was young then. It's disgusting. It's gross. Two Girls, One Cup. We've seen this stuff since we were pretty young yeah two girls one cup came out when i was in high school yeah obviously younger but i mean we've seen it all i don't think the age matters because they've seen these videos like we grew up with it well yeah but when you're like eight or nine oh we're raised on we stopped i saw two girls one cup when i was in high school so like i like when you guys were young enough to where things don't like you're desensitized to it right so by the time you get

to high school you see stuff like that you're like I've been seeing that since I was seven or eight years old I don't know I feel like maybe we're fucked in the head but that's not fair let's not get it twisted you definitely are fucked in the head there is no debate in that

to no sell that video, there's something wrong. So wrong. You just said that you would understand why they think it's funny. I'm so glad you said that. Did you hear the noises these people were making? How did you hear that? Seeing them rub their cranberry on us. Get out.

Get out. Get out. It's so funny. All right, bye. Okay. You guys. them rub their like cranberry out get out get out I will say that like me holding it it was the first time I had heard it since I've seen it it did not make me cringe the second time around because I know what I'm expecting I made the mistake yesterday of

when that caller called in he was like I need to see the video and I was like DM me I'll send it to you I thought someone died like when we got off the show it was like, I need to see the video. And I was like, DM me, I'll send it to you. I thought someone died. Like when we got off the show, it was like 20 minutes later, I had like 90 DMs. And I was like, not everybody. Like I'm not like fucking giving it out like Halloween candy. Like one person asked for it.

I was like, yeah, sure, I'll message it to you. Got a billion DMs. I was like, I'm not sending it to anybody. I do find it interesting. Like a lot of this is just like gross shock value. They were talking about yesterday on Barstool Radio. i was like i told bren radio bren like do not show this a date like there are certain people who who find this stuff funny certain people don't he's definitely like does not see any of the intrigue in it i think it's interesting to

see people display their like morbid curiosity like 90 people dming you being like i need to see this yeah and i can't decide whether it is the fomo of like they see definitely the fomo or if it's just like i want to see like the i think i think it's a human behavior that if i can still withstand it i think that there's a never seen before an element of people also want to prove that they're not going to freak out which is where where, like, the reason I even showed Ellie and Rhea, the only reason I have it on my phone is because I was in a group text with John yesterday with a couple of guys that wanted to then show it

to a bar because John showed it to them the other night. So I was like, whatever. Like, I wanted to prove that they were going to be grossed out, like everybody else has. So then it was more of, like, they were trying to prove they weren't. It becomes a challenge. It becomes a challenge. So it's like Jared saying that he sees it funny the second time. Like, I don't know anybody but the two of them that thought it was funny the first time around. I don't find it funny, Peter.

I don't find it funny at all. I mean, yeah. I find it funny to fuck with people, but I don't find it funny at all. So yesterday I was laughing when you were showing Casey because I couldn't see it. I could hear it. So it's like, ugh. That's funny. That is funny.

That's funny. That part is funny. Like showing Nate when he thought it was going to be something else and then it became that that's funny I don't think that I could watch like the actual turning inside out of the assholes and be like that also might be my thing like I

I don't like that period at all there's some of that if you're watching regular porn and I don't as soon as that happens I'm like nope nope so everyone got their huh what kind of fucking like regular point you watching me and like i can't take that when when things turn inside out i don't like oh yeah yeah yeah yeah because that happens to like a lesser extent yeah like that one is gross and egregious but it can happen in like what you know normal all of a sudden whoops surprise i'm like no no no no you're

watching porn and like just something happens and you're like all right i'm not horny anymore yeah kind of well i don't know if i go that far but i do know the feeling of like well all right you went too far yeah like that killed them like the the videos where they're like super super aggressive with the girl and like there's this only happened to me one time where i'm like all right like i'm xing out and i'm just shutting the laptop lid like i feel like you feel like you need to like call the police and be like yeah uh someone go save that girl. There was these two dudes with this one girl

and it was super, super aggressive and I was like, I'm not really into this. They were interviewing her and they were like, tell us what's the most fucked up thing you've ever seen. She was like, my mom killed herself and I walked in on it and saw it and they were like like good and i was like yep shut the laptop i was like no that's

not for me today like i'm no longer in the mood like who the fuck no who the fuck sees something like that and they're like i'm into that i know that's where like the like the human brain like how do you watch something like that on a porn site and be like, that's exactly what I was searching for. Continue to be, like, turned on. Yes! It's one thing to be like, I'm watching this, like, a gross-out video. Like, can I withstand it? Yes.

It's another thing to be like, this makes me aroused. Crazy town! Crazy town. And that's the reason I do like these things is because it gives me a little bit of, like, a little bit of hope that I'm like, all right. Hey, listen, I'm not that bad. All right. I'm not into that shit. I'm a decent contributor to society where like that doesn't do it for you.

There's a lot of stuff that I check doing. All right. I do feel like there is an element though with Ria and Ellie that it is their age. They're saying that it's not, it is because you see things when you're younger that would not phase you. Yeah. They were seeing this stuff we were seeing in high school and college when they were in early elementary school.

I feel like we were seeing some shit pretty early. Yeah, but the internet didn't exist. The internet didn't exist when we were in first and second grade when they did. What year did Two Girls, One Cup come out? It was shit plenty before Two Girls, One Cup.

But that's the one that everybody talks about, that that's like the grossest thing ever. No, but I mean like Pain Olympics and the screwdriver murder and all that stuff. I feel like that's been on for a long time. I think sexual stuff is different. Screwdriver murder? Probably. Yeah, there's that... Like the other day when you...

Guy stabbing someone to death with a screwdriver. Feidelberg vlogged that. That actually might be later. We made Feidelberg do it as initiation. We made, we made fun over, do it as an issue. We made him watch it. There's a video of like, um, uh,

he'll know it better than me, but like, it's like these Russian guys and they just like, I think it was like a big story. Cause I think they got caught and they filmed them. They, this guy murdered someone with a screwdriver. Isn't that like,

don't fuck with cats. Yeah. It was basically like that, but like real life. Um, that was also, yeah, yeah, basically like that, but like real life. That was also real life. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I mean,

not like a show. And then they ended up getting called for it and we told Feidelberg, like, you have to watch this whole video as an initiation. Like, that's what we did.

And we're like, we never did that. Me and Keith were like, we're not watching this shit. This is crazy. Like, Feidelberg, you have to sit down and watch this.

That was the beginning of the end for John. Yeah, pretty much. I never gave Feidelberg a chance to be a real human. I told him he has to use his last name in order to get the job. He was down to do it. And now he is, like, blacklisted from regular society for life. If you Google that guy, it's over.

He also just walked around the corner to see Rhea and Ellie laughing and was legitimately offended. I know. And it takes a lot to offend him. When Ellie first started here, me and fights interviewed her and she was like so hopeful and, you know, big bright eyes. And she was like, I think I'm going to like be fine. I think I'm going to last. I think I'm going to like it. I don't think it's going to be stressful.

All these things. And we were like, just fucking wait. Give it like a year. And like two weeks later, she came back. She was like a year. I didn't even make it a month. You guys are are fucking crazy this place is fucked up like yeah she talked to me now i think she's totally like institutional you know it's like she she is part of the culture she talked to me on the phone after the interview with you guys because she erica like gave her my

number and was like you know talk to a female in the office can give you a better idea and she had so many normal questions that most people would be concerned about like how is it whenever the guys are like on one that you see on stool scenes like how am i going to fit in i was like everybody it's family here but you are going to hear some fucked up shit and you're going to find out very quickly now they're the ones well no i'm saying we all do but i'm saying like you and you'll find out very quickly if it's for you or if it's not for you and it's fine if it's not for you it's understandable that you can't come in and talk about death on a daily basis or assholes prolapsing on a daily basis but if you can you can and maybe now they're just running around

laughing about it maybe i'm old and now i'm getting soft but i don't even like hearing the fucking words i don't either prolapse well i mean rudy rudy can't even like he's obviously holding a stool scenes camera if that conversation comes up he then walks away and says that he's not consenting to it. And he feels like he's getting his ears. Big fucking pussy. Rudy was like, I don't even like butt stuff. I'm like, grow up. Really?

What do you like? Fourth grade. Huh? It's like that's not where it's meant to be. My favorite part of this radio show is not being able to see Zaha and just hearing him laugh so hard. It comes through the soundproof glass. He said, he said, that's not where you're supposed to put your dick. I said, said who says, Oh, Rudy.

That's like, yeah, maybe it's a little unconventional, but you know what? Now it is 2020. It is conspiracy theory on that. I think he's saying that for reaction. There's no way that Rudy at his age. I don't know. He seemed pretty, there was no cameras on. He was just being genuine.

He was just like, I'm just not into that. He's like, he said, he was like, I mean, I'll do it if a girl demands it or wants it. Throw a pinky in there. Yeah. I mean, come on. Grow up. And that's not even just a guy to girl. That's like.

Everybody. Everybody's in everybody's butt in 2020. Give me a break. Come on. Pomona virus? Who cares? Speaking of. I said that on Mail Time today.

And then Captain Khan sent me a very funny meme that I don't know if I can post it anywhere because it's just full-blown porn. No. It's full-blown porn? I think Twitter doesn't care. No, Twitter doesn't care. I mean, you can. Twitter, you can. But I almost feel like even just to the followers, I think people are not

expecting hardcore porn. You don't want that. This is exactly what I said on MailTime. It's a picture. It says coronavirus. And up top is a guy like pouring water from like like like Dana drinks. Like I don't want to touch your bottle. It says water from your friend who you've known your whole life, who once coughed and, you know, won't touch the bottle. And then the bottom is some girl you met at the an hour and a half ago at the club and his tongue just in her ass. It's like it's just like, yeah, yeah. Everyone's freaking out about coronavirus but it's not gonna stop me from doing anything

sexual it's amazing like people who won't let you like eat or drink after them but like they're out just doing like disgusting shit don't double dip your french french fries in in the ketchup don't drink my bottle of water i'll put my mouth all over the stranger's body that's why when people shame us when we talked about, like, I'm not going to go out of my way to use a toothbrush, but for somebody I'm close to, but like,

I will. Like, I prefer a toothbrush that doesn't belong to me. Fuck off. what are you talking about? Like, yeah, I do way worse with people I'm way not close,

as close to. Yeah, I mean, if I can't see it, I'm all right. You know, microscopic germs, whatever,

dude. No. So, Jared wasn't a part of this conversation. If hit trent and robbie who dies first me no no well i did say you but i'm saying just the two of them because what the reason it came about was because trent started coughing which i then was like can you please stop you're gonna get coronavirus robbie came over and it became like a whole debate and i asked and kevin put it on the internet if that apartment got it, who dies?

Now I did bring you into it because I was like Jared's also always over there so if he was mixed in it would definitely be you. Tail of the tape is that Bob is obviously the smaller guy. Trent is thick. Trent's older. Bob Fox is allergic to fruit.

Take that as you will. Both have bad eyesight. Take that as you will. Trent have bad eyesight. Take that as you will. Trent has been in Iowa kind of like secluded for most of his life, whereas Bob has been in like the New Jersey, New York area. Very exposed to germs. Bob is in probably better shape. We did agree on that. But I think Trent's thickness is key.

Trent was like going to the gym pretty hard for a little bit. Yeah, he stopped drinking. Bob Fox almost died from smoking marijuana. So neither of them are exactly a powerhouse of toughness per se. Trent went to sleep last night before Jeopardy.

Oh wow. He fell asleep. Jeopardy folks in New York airs at 7pm. Also Bob did say across the room that trance too afraid to eat chinese food yeah well that was a very funny moment because is it is it that he's too afraid is it that he was not in the mood what is like that's not a unique take like my doorman said that he's like i well that's because that's a that's like racist yeah i know but people are like it's not like a unique take.

I mean, I'll still go to Kowloon. People might not admit it, but. I mean, I ate Chinese food last night. There's a lot of people thinking that. I ate Chinese food last night. I don't care. If I'm going to get it, I'm going to get it. Guess what?

Chinese food gives it to me. It's a hell of a story. There's nothing that could ever stop me from going to Kowloon. There's nothing that could stop me from eating any type of food unless it was salmon. I mean, what if you find out that Andy Wong has it? I don't care. You know directly that you're going to the houseloon. There's nothing that could stop me from eating any type of food. What if you find out that Andy Wong has it? I don't care. You know directly that you're going to the house of Corona. Everyone has it.

Don't care. Everyone has it. YP is now referring to it as COVID-19, which is its proper H1N1. So he just keeps saying COVID-19. He has said it no less than 600 times today. Frankie eventually just put his hands on his head. He was like, if you say it one more time, I'm going to fucking kill you. COVID-19, he wants to make a jersey.

YP is so team coronavirus, it's not even funny. I think YP wants the world to be wiped out. He does the patent. He tries to market the weirdest shit. Well, he does this. He goes, I just find it interesting. That's what he always says. It's just interesting that.

I find it interesting that. Isn't it interesting that? It's just interesting that. I find it interesting that. Isn't it interesting that? It's just so interesting, dude. Exactly. And he does the thing with his hands. It's just so interesting. And it's like, yeah, you want to see the whole world like that. Yeah, yeah.

Because, you know, he's into nature. And, you know, this is obviously a very natural thing going on. It's just so interesting, dude. Yeah, exactly that. So he's a big COVID-19 guy. And he's convinced that a personalized COVID-19 jersey would be hot in the streets. Yeah, people would love that shit. Just walking down the street wearing that.

COVID-19 on the back. That's how you get all the videos. Corona across the front. Yeah. I asked him if he feels smarter because he's using the technical term, and he was like, yeah, fucking of course I do. I mean, of course he does. Like, all right. I think – I can't tell.

I go back of course. I think, I can't tell. I go back and forth. I mean, it's almost hard to do a show or a podcast right now not talking about it. Because it is, yeah, I mean, it's just taking, like, we're booking our, we're doing a KFC radio tour. And, like, the agent booking it, she was like, I mean, everything's, like, almost set. But it's probably all something to change. When is it? When's the tour supposed to be? Like, this year.

Like, this spring or summer. Yeah, so, like, we were talking the other night the other night and like because john was talking about maybe going to europe and like some of the other people were with they're like going to be in europe for work and it was like that's easily probably going to be oh like that is a problem already problem already but like if you're talking about going in like may june july right now like you're cooked and i mean i'm i keep saying i'm not worried about like i don't think that if i went somewhere i mean if you go to like italy right now that if I went somewhere I mean if you go to like Italy right now you probably will get it but like if you went to Europe

and you go to like London or one of these like normal places you're probably going to be okay my concern is just like getting back in if someone if you're flying home and someone's coughing and feeling sick your plane is being detoured and you're going to be stuck in Iceland for a week

that's the kind of shit I want. It's here. I don't even know why we have to talk about like, oh, it's like Iran and all these. No, no, no, it's fucking here now. That's why my thing was like, I'd rather just get it. Let's just do this. Let's get it over with. But what's to say that like you get it once that you can't get it again? And that is part of

the problem too is that it's like the flu. It's like you can beat this one flu. But if everybody starts to have it, then we wouldn't be like quarantining like cruise ships and stuff. Right. You know what my take was? I said this on Mail Time today. New episode out on Mail Time. We talk about Larry David and his episode about killing yourself.

That episode is so fucking funny. It's so good. I thought all I could see was you the entire time. You might as well have been sitting next to me. Seriously. I feel like he made that episode for me. It's about being a miserable Jets fan and Knicks fan and joking

about suicide. I'm like, that's my brand. I loved it. I mean, it was like, first of all, a lot of people think that I'm always exaggerating how bad it is for my teams and I feel like they think, like, who am I to, like, I'm exaggerating. Do you believe it if Larry fucking David says it? It's that bad. And the fact that larry david is just like so good and spin around for so long

that he can just do a whole episode cracking jokes about suicide and nobody cares if i say it i guess you spend it from twitter logan paul gets canceled people freak out if you even mention it and larry david does a whole goddamn episode of curb and everyone's just like that was by the way he got that phone call in that episode. Like the, the first phone call about the suicide. I like audibly gasps. And I like,

I was like, you're going to, they're about to make this entire episode based on Kevin. I couldn't believe it. It was like, I was like, thank you, Larry,

for so many reasons. I, uh, I never gave him a shot before, but this past weekend, I think I became a Larry David. No, no,

no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no bit of a... Larry David? No, no, no. I was like, what? Logan Paul. Dude, Logan Paul's fucking awesome. I think I became a Logan Paul fan this past weekend. I just kind of always associated Jake Paul, Logan Paul with douchebaggery. He'll be the first to tell you

that he was. Jake is still kind of that way. Jake Paul has not gone through the adversity that Logan went through when he was yeah well jake is still kind of that way so jake paul has not gone through the adversity that logan went through when he was basically like almost canceled yeah and like logan learned from it yeah logan is like pretty fucking cool guy yes and he's not like like you know how he's also like he's he's like well-spoken he's smart he's like pretty insightful like you're actually like listening to like he's calm like you know how like like people like i do it too like you put on for content and you're you're just especially youtube what's up youtube yes yes like this is me not like that yeah well but he used to be so he

used to be that he was like the stereotypical youtuber yeah and now he's like you know he's like i'll never like stop doing the internet he's like i'm always gonna be on youtube but he's doing the boxing thing he's got the podcast that he does and I'll never like stop doing the internet. He's like, I'm always gonna be on YouTube, but he's doing the boxing thing. He's doing the podcast that he does. And impulsive is like a, like the clips, the clips I see on Instagram. Oh yeah. There are everything.

I was watching like full shows that he was putting out. Good guests. This other dude, I think his name is Mike. Yeah. It's like a partner. Call her daddy. Girls know him.

He's dating Lana Rose. Yeah. Did you just like see how that came together? Oh yeah. That's crazy. I mean, Logan is the best friend of all time. Yeah. For those who don't know.

Time for the Super Bowl, hop on the PJ. Oh, and by the way, I bought you a gift. It's Lana Rhodes. Yeah. So for those who don't know, Logan Paul has this podcast. His co-host loves Lana Rhodes. And for his birthday, he blindfolded him and like lifted up the blindfold and in front of him was like this toy car and he's like oh like you know i don't even like want a car and he's like

turn around behind him is fucking a lot of roads and he ended up like asking her to dinner and now they're dating did you see when they almost broke up yeah he cheated that was so fucking funny yeah but like they joke about our buddy mike had a lapse in judgment. Went and hooked up with a girl who was on Dr. Phil. She's like not like bad Barbie, but she basically like is. She's like one of those girls. And Lana Rose. He mentions Barstool. Yeah.

Yeah. He hangs out with Alex Cooper. Yes. He had, she had maybe the funniest line I've like ever heard. Can you imagine if you're fighting with your girlfriend over this? Right. So this girl appeared on Dr. Phil, she goes,

blows Mike trouble in paradise over it. And she said to Mike, it would have been less embarrassing if you got your dick sucked by Dr. Phil himself. He retweeted her being like, no, that's funny. I was like,

that's when, you know, you know, they, they smoothed it all out. They're like, they're like dating now, which is just wild. But I mean, their shows it's good. And like, there's when you know. They smoothed it all out. He's very funny. They're dating now, which is just wild.

But I mean, their show is good. And there is a level of they're young, white, and now rich guys. That's going to rub some people the wrong way. They're very confident. What's the age gap between them? Between Logan and Mike? Mike and Logan, yeah. Well, I think Mike has a book coming out, too, that I believe.

I don't know this for sure, so don't quote me. But I'm pretty sure he had drug issues, drug issues, and he was, like, down and out. Heroin for eight years. Heroin? Wow. And so now he's, like, clean and made it. And so, you know, I think when you go through some shit like that and you come out the other side, you're, like, nothing fazes you.

Right. And I think people take that as, like, arrogance like arrogance or like you're braggadocious. You don't give a fuck when it's probably the opposite. It's like I've seen the worst of the worst and I and I fought through it. And so now I'm living. Now I'm happy. Now I'm I'm you know, I don't give a shit about certain things. And I do say my speak my mind.

And that, you know, whenever you are like confident what you're saying, the people who don't like what you're saying are going to think that you're being an asshole. Sure. And it's like, this is just my opinions, really. And like, they're so big and obviously they're rich and famous or whatever, but it's not like they're detached from reality to where they can't speak from life experiences. It's like, no, dude, like I was on heroin for eight years. Like, I have my way up. That's what I think goes on with Jake Paul. Like, I don't know if jake has had he's learning how to become an adult like in in the public light right and and it's hard to do that when you basically have you know

for all intents and purposes uh unlimited money right he has fame he has you know he has a platform and people are already out to get him anyway so like when jake paul fired off that tweet about anxiety like most of it was true, but the first sentence or like you control whether or not you have it. Like people will like get fucking triggered like that. And it's like, he was pleading ignorance, which I believe.

Yeah. Like he just didn't know that some people just have it. Rich kid. Yeah. He's going to be ignorant to a lot of things. All right. So like, if you're just ignorant and you're trying to like chime in on like a topic,

it's, it's like, you know, if you have one misstep everyone is going to attack you because a they're already looking for a reason to attack you and you know that your message is going to be getting out there to so many more people um but logan like had jake on his show and he was like talking to him about it and like i was like all right so i'm getting like this is like my first real exposure to it is like logan very smart like he he was almost like like a therapy session where he he was like he was breaking it apart and like helping him like guide jake through it and like jake is just like well not a whole lot going on up there like but i understand like you know you i believe you when you were just ignorant to what you were saying. You didn't mean to offend people.

You just didn't know. Right, right. It was very interesting. I mean, Logan, the way you can tell Logan's the real deal, the latest episode they did right after Jake Paul just got absolutely internet assassinated by Gigi Hadid. Oh, yeah. That was in the next week.

And I was interested to see what's going to happen because if you're keeping it real, there's no other take than Gigi absolutely murked you. I'm like, this is his brother. This is the Paul Brothers brand. Is he going to defend him?

The group of YouTube losers was so... Your YouTube groupie losers while he's alone with me, like a respectful king. You ugly, whatever. But Logan, when he reads the quote, and Mike collapses onto the desk, head down, and Logan goes, and he's like, not this way. I didn't want it to be this way. I didn't want it to die this way.

He kept it extremely real, being like, my brother got got absolutely smoked and i think there's two things that i think one he's being like he is very real about it and two it's just like okay now we get a week's worth of content out of this like when you get to that level and we kind of see it here at barstool definitely with dave when you lose you win it doesn't matter it's like all right now everyone's gonna watch and listen to my podcast when i talk about it you're gonna watch my video when i address it even okay gg like smoked me on a tweet it's not enough to like lose my brand or anything so now i get to now now we're just talking about me and gg hadid in the same right sentence it's actually you know which is like whenever the the ria and justin bieber thing happened granted i mean obviously it's on a

smaller level for her but i was like you are getting dms from the biggest pop star on the planet they were making those graphics I was like Rhea Bieber um Harry Styles like you were in the conversation in the conversation mega star right even if it was and hers was not as negative this was like Jake Paul got murdered well right yeah he definitely did but well and it's like with Dave it's like this 43 hamburgers thing like even if he can't actually eat it, everyone's going to watch him try to eat it. No doubt. Millions and millions of page views. I mean, you basically bet against Zillion Beers.

When he loses, he wins millions of dollars. Either way, he's bulletproof. What happened over there? Breaking news? Yeah, like LA just announced cases of corona and declared a state of emergency. I mean, I can't wait for the whole world to just shut down. I said this also on... What does it mean with a state of emergency with diseases, though?

A state of emergency, I just think, means, like, you know, law enforcement. Like, backups are called in. That was with, like, natural disasters and stuff. Like, I understand it, because it's like, you know, you're, like, deploying... It probably means they, like, open up, I don't know, flood fucking banks and shelters. Like, we had a state of disaster here new york city last year when it got too hot yeah like remember it was like a horrible heat wave like what does that mean yeah that's

a good question i don't understand like what like can i go somewhere if it's the thing that i still just don't get is like ebola like you bleed out of your fucking eyeballs and you die like a 50% death rate. Like you can't fuck around with that. That was real life? Ebola? Yeah. Well, I know Ebola was real, but like that's what happened to you? Yeah.

If you get Ebola, you're like your blood just like pours out of your body and you die. What the fuck? It is like a- How did I know that? I thought it was just like diarrhea. I mean, Ebola doesn't fuck around. So on state of emergency, what I'm seeing here, the main

point about it is that pretty much the government doesn't have to follow any laws in that situation. What does that mean? So they can start enacting. So things that you usually had to go through Congress to do in a state of emergency, they can just go ahead and do it. I'm shocked that states don't do that more often. In China, they're like

welding people into their buildings. Like, stealing the doors up. There's a lot of things in China that we don't do over here. But, like, I think it means you can kind of take more extreme measures. So, like, instead of going to have to ask for more money to respond to the coronavirus thing, they can just immediately get it.

I mean, I'm sure there's still, hopefully, some checks and and balances in place but i think it just means you have a little more leeway to do some shit but um how would michael scott handle the coronavirus great question let's hit a break when we come back if michael scott was in control of the country what would we be doing for coronavirus right now we're back after the break on cck it's another edition of the best of cck and the best of the beer world is Miller Lite. When you're looking for the best of the best beer in the market, you go to Miller Lite because it is a fantastic taste with only 3.2 carbs and 96 calories per 12 ounces. So that means you're going to look good. You're not going to get too bloated.

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We'll see you next week. It's such a nice day. I need Starbucks. What can I get for you, ma'am? Miller time. Enjoy the best of. Shout out to my white girls. It's called Rich Girl Problems by Rich Girl Queen. By who? Brooklyn Queen. Brooklyn, like, Brooklyn. Nothing better, nothing makes me happier than Zah. Zah, you need a podcast. Zah being a basic white bitch?

Zah needs a podcast that's just called White People. Oh, please, no. And you just need to talk about how funny white people are. But he loves basic white girl shit too. I do. He does. The thing is, I'll be canceled. You can just have like Becky's and Rachel's on.

Pumpkin spice lattes for everybody that sits down. I'll be canceled because people can't handle the truth, man. You come from such a unique perspective where you can, you know, you've seen the opposite of like spoiled white American women. The rich white girl part. Yeah, right. Yeah, that is true. That is true. No, but I do love making fun of white girls. I love it. He loves making fun of white girls

but then also enjoys what white girls enjoy. Oh, I'm cheering there. And he also enjoys the white girls. So it's all one big thing. Do you think that you will marry a white girl or a black girl? Oh, God. Or neither. That's a loaded question, Kevin.

I don't know. Here's the thing. I don't discriminate. Great answer, Zah. Great answer. Do you have siblings, Zah? Yes. I've got one sibling older than me.

He's the guy who lives in Jersey, right? Used to. Used to. He has the cutest nephew. I keep forgetting that. Actually, I met both my brother and my nephew. Yeah, and didn't your nephew ask for me for months? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

His nephew would be in the bathtub asking where I was. Listen, they like the white girl. He's smooth, too. I taught him young. He's super smooth. How old is he now? Like five? Yeah, he's five now.

833-85-ST five still is the phone number uh i believe we might hear from the patient zero of the uh gross video that's been i have so many questions what josh wolf yeah were you not oh i thought you meant like someone that was in the video me and zara on the same page you're right you're right that was uh you're taking me very literal that was was, that's what that would mean. No, the guy who sent the video around Josh Wolf. I have a lot of questions for that guy. Yeah, we'll get to these calls. We were talking a little coronavirus.

We got some Logan Paul talk. We'll start with Matt in Massachusetts. What's up, Matt? Dude, what's wrong with you? What do you mean? You're backing a Paul? Come on, dude. A prolapsed anus is more tolerable than the Paul brothers. Why?

Fuck those dudes. Why? Dude, they're just so annoying. Dude, Kravis, you're better than that. Why? Hold on, hold on. But here's the thing. Everybody says that, and then they don't have an example. So I have the same exact take as you until I like gave Logan's show a chance.

Do their – consume their content. All I'm saying is, yeah, like go watch the – what is it called? What's their show called? Impulsive. Impulsive on YouTube with Logan Paul and Jake Paul was the guest. And they were talking about like the anxiety tweet. Watch that podcast. You'll probably stand pat on Jake. Like I'm,

I'm still there on Jake where I'm like, eh, not for me. But Logan, you'll be like, huh? I kind of like this. I think people don't.

It's the same when people are like, Oh fuck Barstool. They're not funny. They don't do anything. It's they haven't actually consumed the content. If you like us, you'll like Logan. Oh my God.

But the, what don't you like? I love If you like us, you'll like Logan. Oh, my God. What don't you like? I love you guys. I love you guys. What do you not like about him? It's just there's no content there. Have you watched any of it? Have you watched? Yeah.

It's below my pay grade. I mean, give me an example. What's a piece of content you watched that you didn't like? No, no. Let him give the example. What don't you like? Oh, my God. It's just, I don't think it's relatable. Give me an example.

You guys actually make people laugh and go to the people. Give me an example of the content you don't like. And don't say the suicide forest. I'll even help you out because you couldn't even find that one. Yeah, he didn't even know that one. And listen, I'm not a huge Logan Paul stan, but I also understand

when you have millions and millions and millions of people that consume what you do to say that they don't have good content, it might not be for you, but you can't even give an example of a piece of content you don't like from him because you haven't consumed any of it, which is why we get pissed off when people

do that with Barstool. It's like, I don't like Barstool. Name one thing you don't like about Barstool. Well, it's not for me. Well, what's not for you? Is it a podcast that's not for you? Is it a video that's not for you? What's not for you? Their content is just mindless. What piece of content? He's never watched a piece of content. All their stuff is mine.

Hey, love you guys. Love you guys. Thanks, man. And the reason I defend it so hard is because like people do it to us. That's exactly why I don't care about Logan Paul. That's why I defend it. I think a lot of people will probably not be willing to admit that it's a dude who's probably younger than you, bigger than you, better looking than you, richer than you, more famous than you, fuck fucks hotter girls than you gets to do more cool shit than you and i think that there's still a stigma around youtube where it's like if someone makes it on tv they're like oh they're talented so they they deserve all

these spoils when someone gets famous on youtube i think there's an element of either subconscious or consciously being like this is amateur still i why don't i get i should be able to do this oh he just makes a youtube video it's like, think of YouTube as your fucking television because it basically is. And he makes the hit television show. He makes the YouTube show that gets millions of views. And so – and if you want to say like it's not for me because it's for younger people, fine. But when you just – when you can't even tell me why. Oh, no.

Like the suicide forest thing. It's like people – the amount of people who actually probably weren't even actually offended by that, but we're just like, this is the chance to jump on them. It's crazy. Hey, um,

head on over to Josh Walsh, Instagram. He just posted, uh, Kevin's voicemail. Oh, I called Josh the other night. I called him.

I mean, I haven't called anybody in a while. And then it went right to voicemail. And I certainly haven't left the voicemail in like 10 years. And I just had to let him know that like what he did was just was just wrong. This is not OK. Absolutely wrong. Not OK.

And then I turn around. What's that? You say Instagram or Twitter? Instagram. Oh, it's Josh. Before we get to that, just to finish comedy. Like, I would like to remind everyone that if you think just because you make it on TV versus the youtube shows there are shows on massive sports networks like fox sports that get 65 000 people watching them and a youtube video by logan paul gets millions and millions of views more successful

and richer i genuinely mean this if you gave me if you gave me the choice like to be big on one of the other i would pick the internet it's so cliche it's so cliche to be like oh they made it to tv well it's like even just in our little sports bubble that i've been in jared's been in the same thing it's like linear tv does not get the views that the internet does at one point i probably would have been like i don't wanna i don't want to be on tv and it's like i did want to be you know i'm just saying that because i'm not yeah but now it's the point like i don't i'd'd rather not even. I'd rather be on the internet. I would say things on TV and I would get zero tweets.

No one would react to some shit that I would say that was either breaking news or controversial. Crickets. I tweet something. It's like, bing, bing, bing, bing, bing. You hear about it forever. It's relevance. It's not even close. We're going to play the voicemail that I left for Josh the other night.

And then we got Josh on the line. We'll talk to play the voicemail that I left for Josh the other night, and then we got Josh on the line. We'll talk to him directly. But this is me calling Josh to let him know what I thought of him spreading this goddamn disease. Bro, I have not left a voicemail on anybody's phone in like 15 years. This calls for a voicemail. I just now saw the very end of that video. Like I thought I had seen it all. And then I showed it to Caravans and I had to watch it a little more. And now that it's making the rounds,

I keep seeing a little bit long. The end of it, when they go ass to ass with their own asses is repulsive it's repugnant you're a disgusting fuck and i hate your guts forever putting this in my life fuck you and then it cut me off and it said like are you satisfied with your message please press one like you were just getting into it. I really was. Repugnant. I don't feel like that.

I feel like they've fucked you on that because you should have been able to keep talking. That wasn't that long of a voicemail. It was less than a minute. I've got voicemails that are over a minute. I've got voicemails that are like long, long, long. You fucking scumbag piece of shit. We got Josh Wolf on the line now. Hello, Joshua. Hey.

Son of a bitch. Can I tell you my favorite part of that voicemail? You were so mad, you used the word repugnant. Who the fuck says repugnant? That's a great point.

Did you go into the old English dictionary? Because the regular words like disgusting doesn't capture it, man. I hear you cackling back there, and I know this is just exactly what you wanted, you motherfucker. He's a terrorist. You are a terrorist.

He's on the Mount Rushmore of all time. Josh? Oh, I know that cackle. It's a special one. He is a terrorist, like a domestic terrorist. You've been doing this. You've done this to me a million times, but we kind of went on hiatus for a little while. Like you hadn't done it to me in like, in like six months. So I let my guard down and I honestly truly thought I was going to see that dude on a

dirt bike, like grab a beer in midair and drink it or some shit. And I, and I was fully prepared to send it over to Dana and be like, yo, you got to post this for a zillion beers because we got this whole party fucking viral internet thing going. This video is going to be perfect for it. And boy, was I wrong. I hate you. I hate you and your laugh. I would say, though, out of all the videos you've sent me.

The amount of joy that he gets from this is so good. I feel like that one was worse. Do you agree, Josh? Do you agree that that was one of your worst ones that you've ever sent? To you, yeah. Yeah. Okay. Because the other thing, he was like, I got more.

I got plenty of where this comes from. You want more of this? I was like, no, no. But that's my question, Josh. Where do you get these videos? Yeah. Where's the origin of this shit? Well, I also have a deep, I would say, roster of people from around the world who I can count on. Now, I have to tell you, man, I knew that I was sending too many of them to you because you were sending me text back like, I'm not opening that.

You lulled me back in, man. Well done. Yeah. So I was like, I have got to give him a break. And it worked. I bet you Josh Wolf's group texts of stand-up comedians. Oh, I can't even imagine. It's probably like the Avengers of fucked up videos.

Yeah, you probably just got like snuff films on there. I don't even want to know how dark it gets. But where are they coming from, though? That's my question, Josh. He pulls them together. No, no, no.

But that's what where did they get them? Wait a second. I sent you that video of that dude getting the blowjob from the fish, right? Yeah. What? Yeah, that one. That actually...

We blogged that once and we got in trouble. I don't know who wrote it, but Dave was like, you can't have a fish sucking a dick on our website. You can't do that. You just can't do it. That's what we thought. It's like a wide mouth like a catfish and this guy's just like hammering it, like using it like a flashlight. It's crazy. I mean, that's bestiality

straight up. Straight up bestiality. That's what Dave says. This is animal porn. We cannot have this on our website. Well, the only thing I would say about it being bestiality is this, is that at one point the dude takes the fish off and the fish swims right back to the dick.

It was consent. It was everyone, all parties agreed. It was all fine. Now, let me ask you something. I know you call me a sick fuck. How much joy did you get from showing people that? I know, I know. I'm being hypocritical because now,

so my first thought, I had it all ready to go to just send to Feidelberg and do the exact same thing. And I said, you know what? Let me wait. I'm going to do it it on the air i'll do it on our podcast i'll get the live reaction and that's once i saw his reaction i was like oh this is this is gonna be a thing like reaction videos so now we've done it to everybody at barstool and uh i mean i do forced me to watch it well yeah listen you know you're gonna be, if you're going to be on this show, you gotta... How would you be able

to hang in this conversation? No, no, no. For sure, I understand. It's part of your job. Josh, to answer your question, he gets so much joy out of it that he lied to me yesterday and told me the video was over

so I would take the shirt off my eyes just to show me the end of the video. Yeah, it was great. She thought it was over. It wasn't. It wasn't over, Josh.

I told her it was over. It wasn't over, Josh. I got her. What does your son think of this do you send him this shit I send him I did not send him this one

because I hadn't even sent it to him yet I was kind of waiting to see and he saw your reaction video he sent me a text that said if you send that video, I'm not coming over for Thanksgiving. I love it. I'm surprised.

What? I'm surprised that his son was like, I'm out on this. I feel like he's probably exposed to this on like a daily basis. I guess, but Jesus. I mean, even if you're exposed to weird shit, this one's pretty bad. He's what, like 18, 19? Here's the deal. He saw your reaction, man.

And he knows that I've sent you things. And he was like, if he's reacting like that, I don't want to be part of it. I think there's a lot of that going on where it's like, those guys are fucked up and they don't like it, so I definitely can't handle it. But Josh, we just showed it. We just showed it to two girls here.

One's like 22. One's like 23. They're two very sweet, wholesome, or at least I thought sweet and wholesome, nice girls. And they just started laughing. They watched the whole like two minutes and they were like, what's that? It's just a couple of prolapsed butts. No big deal. I was like, oh my God, we are,, oh, my God. We've gone too far.

We have gone too far this company. And guess what? Those girls and we could be friends. Yeah. That's exactly what I did. You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to put them on the Josh Wolf text chain. Yeah.

Go ahead, girls. You like this shit? Then see what Josh has to offer. You can tell it's a good video when the most common question is, what the fuck is that? Yeah, right. Right right people don't even know what it is that they're looking at man that's how gross it is you're looking at it you know you think you know what a body consists of and you're like what part of the body is that and the first time someone said to me, it's an inside out asshole.

I was like, what? If your asshole goes inside out and he said, just like that, he goes, yeah, it's like a sock. I was like, no. That's what they call it. They call it a pink sock. Yeah. She's just ready. She's just ready to quit this whole show.

No, I actually just had the wave of what I think John had where he, like, physically threw up. Not dry heat where he actually threw up. I just had a little bit of that happen to me. I mean, yeah, Josh. John, like, legit, full-blown. There goes Rhea just waving and smiling. What an asshole. What an asshole.

John threw up into a garbage can. Full stream of vomit. Unbelievable. That is my favorite. Like, I can't tell you i'm almost hard just hearing that that's going to be the next video is josh getting hard to watching feidelberg reaction to reaction videos now i want to know do you want the next video yes i yeah okay all right text it to me so i can give it to Kevin. Let me be the first

so that I know what I'm getting myself into and then I'll be the one to spread the coronavirus throughout the office. You are a sickness. You are a disease, Josh Wolf. Wolf-itis is spreading throughout the fucking office. It's unbelievable. We only got a couple minutes left here.

Whatever you want to say, man. I only spread the disease to one person. You put it out in public. I was the guy... Kevin had sex with me knowing that he had sex with you first and you were diseased. I'm the guy who got on the plane and you watch it just spread across the world. That was me. I spread it to

everybody else. We only got a couple minutes left. What else you got going right now? You on the road? You got anything coming out? Tell the people what Josh Wolf's up to. I'm shooting my second special at the end of March and just putting it right on YouTube. I'm not even worrying about

the networks anymore. That's what's up. Hell yeah. How many subscribers you had these days? You over a mil? Yeah, I'm at like 1.2 I think. God damn Josh Wolf. You are a fucking animal i just had uh i just had sam morrill on the show and he put his out on youtube after the network's all passed he did a million in like a week so uh you know a lot i'm gonna come i'm gonna come to new york uh and uh after i film it and i'll hop on and we'll talk about it. Sounds good. In the meantime,

send, you know, your next faces of death video to Carabas. We'll see what Joker, what, what, what do you have in your bag of tricks? You sick fucking pup.

You repugnant motherfucker. Repugnant. Repugnant's a great word. We'll talk to you later. All right, Josh. See you guys. Thank you.

Later. He is a word that I did not know was in your arsenal. That's one of my go-tos when it truly is some gross shit. The emphasis you can put on it. That P and the G. It hits harder. Yeah. So we'll take one more call here because Tom from Yonkers has been on the line for a little bit.

Tom, you got coronavirus, bro, or what? No, not yet i was calling to see what you were all about because it's in westchester yeah it's on the metro north so i'm due to apparently uh you know regularly rides my line on the metro north has it so i mean this is why i keep saying just let me get it let's do this i want to get it over I'm telling you, like you're thinking it's like fucking chicken pox. I know. You can get it. I would imagine that like,

it takes a little while for the, like the strand to mutate or something. Like, I feel like I'll be in the clear a little bit once I have it. You'd think that, but no, you get hit with it that second time. That's the one that's going to take you down.

Well, that's true. If I get coronavirus twice, I'm fucking dead. That's, that's a no doubter. But that you also have to wait for you to no longer have it to like get it again and they don't really they don't have a cure for it they also can't test for it a lot of fucking mono like i got mono i've i have mono

yeah yeah chicken pox we've all had that yeah i feel like um all i gotta do is get it though and then i just get quarantined dave will never let me you know back in the office and i'll just get like a month-long vacation yeah perfect i said i said this on mail time i i designed the clothing line i've got all my streaming services we've got the delivery food service i can be quarantined i've been preparing for this my whole fucking life i prefer to be quarantined yes oh no i can't go out in public oh no oh i can't contact people. Oh, no. I can't go to work. Oh, shit. Oh, shit. You mean dream fucking come true? Yeah, but Kevin, then you probably can't get the food delivered to you.

Well, no, but I feel like I have a whole system. I'll have a bucket with a police system. You say you'd be okay being quarantined. That's fine, but you do rely on humans on a daily basis, regardless of if you're quarantined. You can have someone in a hazmat suit bring you food. I'm also currently on a taco kick. I'm just going to load up on ground beef.

If everyone starts a coronavirus, like we could invent the company that makes frozen meals delivered in hazmat suits. Bio biohazard meals, bio meals. Let's do it. Bio meals. Also, before we wrap up here, rest in peace to Kazuhiro Hashimoto. He invented the Konami

code for Nintendo. Did you play Nintendo? Contra? Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A, select, start. 30 men. Most impressive video game cheat code of all time. Rest in peace to that guy. He taught me a lot about life. Not only how to be Contra, but how to snake it through life. Always use the cheat code. Yeah, GameShark, shout out. Chicks and the Officer up next. And Vars to be contra, but how to snake it through life. Always use the Chiefs coach. Yeah, GameShark.

Shout out. Chicks in the Office are up next and Barstool Radio after that. We'll catch you guys tomorrow. Stay hot. Gay fish, yo. Motherfucking gay fish. I'm a fish, yo.

Go get on a gay fish. It's all right, girl. Make it love the other gay fish. Gay fish. Rolling nights at the grocery store. Why are they rubbing them together?