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Episode Date: August 24, 2020

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Kevin! Oh. Kevin! You're just ridiculously stupid. Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome back! Welcome! Welcome! Welcome! Is this Kevin? Welcome back, welcome back, welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Is this Kevin? Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. Oh, come on, you've been back. Welcome, welcome, welcome.

Oh, oh, oh. It's a dog day. Friday, dog day. It's me, Jared Karabas, the Rocket, and motherfucking Zyze in the building. Casey Smith ate a hot little nitro gummy, and she's been on the fucking DL ever since. She's resting up for the weekend. I mean, listen, that little motherfucker wreaked havoc on this office, man. Ordinarily, I'd be making fun of her, but I know the struggle myself.

So I get it. Take the day. Start the weekend. Rest up and let the dogs run wild. You know what I mean? Hungry dogs run faster. Let's fucking go. What do you got for me today?

What do you got for me? I mean, Kevin, I mean, I got some justice for you. That's your goddamn right i don't want to shout out the crime dogs but i'm about to shout out the crime dogs right now because i don't want to say that we were directly responsible for solving a 20-year cold case but it feels like that's what we're looking at i mean here's the deal for those who don't know sarah tourney her sister elissa tourney disappeared uh in the year 2001. Her sister, Sarah, started a podcast. She's been doing all sorts of social media, trying to raise awareness because her father is very obviously the murder suspect. Now, this was a cold case where the Phoenix Police Department didn't lift a fucking finger for 20 straight years.

She comes on the Crime Dogs podcast, tells the story. And within a month, there's an arrest. I'm just saying, cause and effect. I'm just saying the dots. You know what I mean? I'm just putting two and two together here, Kevin. And there seems to be a direct correlation between sitting down with the

crime dogs and crime, not being able to be permitted in this society, just getting results. That's what we do. We get shit done. And I'm not trying to take anything away from Sarah Turney because she's done 20 years worth of work. I'm just saying if we're not in the Netflix doc, there's gonna be problems. Yeah, we need to be in that Netflix doc. And I don't have an agent, but I actually know I do.

I have Scott Boris as my agent. So if Netflix, if you're listening, you want to contact Scott Boris. I don't have his number, but I'll probably I'll get it for Scott. Boris at money dot com. You can send an email to him and we can work out our rate for this documentary. But for real, though, unbelievable. I mean, if you did listen to that podcast or you've been following along, I did a one minute man on it. If you followed any of Sarah Turney's tick tocks or Instagrams, this is legit been a 20 year battle for her to try to get her father arrested for the murder of her stepsister. And somebody finally stepped up. I actually we pull up my Twitter because I think I think it was like the D.A. or the attorney general or where the fuck it was in Arizona tweeted out.

And this is so Alistair Adele is her name. She's the Maricopa County attorney. And she said today I announced second degree murder charges against Michael Turney for the disappearance of Alyssa Turney. Our office will always seek justice for crime victims and hold criminals accountable. if you were the lawyers, if you were the cops in Phoenix the last 20 years, you missed such an opportunity to be like, I'm the one with a brain and a conscience who actually cares about justice. I'm going to get credit for doing this and I'll be in the fucking Netflix documentary, uh, in a good way while pretty much everyone else has been on there, uh, looking like an asshole. I just can't, you know, the dude for you, if the people don't know the case, not only is he like the evidence is overwhelmingly pointing towards him for kidnapping and probably murdering his daughter. But he also was already in jail for pipe bombs and writing a manifesto and like acts of terrorism.

So it's like this dude is a bad guy to begin with. Just throw him in the fucking slammer and get some credit for it. Come on. is a bad guy to begin with just throw him in the fucking slammer and get some credit for it come on kidding me it's not even like they were targeting an innocent man where it was like oh man how could we how can we tarnish this guy's reputation by by uh thinking that he could commit such a heinous crime it's like well he tried to blow up a building and had a whole manifesto on different people that he wanted to take out with pipe bombs so even if you miss on this one it's like yeah it's okay anyway it's like uh you know like when they threw OJ in jail for like the memorabilia stuff. It's like, was that probably like worthy of the sentence he got?

No, but it was a makeup call. This is just a makeup call. Get it done. You'll be the hero. Sarah's on all over social media, crying tears of joy. And like, we did it. And you're the one. All you had to do was like throw a noted scumbag

uh throw some second degree murder charges his way so hopefully uh i mean i guess you know the job is not fully done yet until that dude's back in jail god forbid if he somehow like skates during the trial but like i said there's a fucking mountain of evidence uh albeit circumstantial but there's still a ton of it pointing towards towards him. So hopefully it's the crime dogs first notch on our belt. We did what, like three, four episodes and we already got a conviction under or an arrest under our belt. Hopefully we get a conviction, too. Yeah, I feel like at this point it's it's going to in so much traction where it would be very hard to kind of look the other way if this does actually get a trial right um but there's no like that's the thing like there's no smoking gun

there's just enough evidence to be like yeah he definitely did it but we can't exactly pin it on him because we have no body uh there's no murder weapon uh there's no confession nothing like that but everything else would be like yeah no that no, that guy won. Yeah. Which is so interesting. It's like, you know, technically that's really not enough. Right. Like there's there are cases where if that was, you know, you can you can make that shit look, you know, that's how people get framed and that's how the wrong people go to jail. This guy is just such a fucking scumbag that I lean towards believing all the circumstantial evidence. But it is an interesting one. Even listening to Sarah's podcast, if you're interested in this case she has a podcast called voices for justice i believe and um she has phone calls recorded with like the phoenix the police department and they are very much like yo that's just not enough evidence like i'm sorry it's not like we're working against you

but like we don't have any tangible evidence and i I think you get to look into like just how how like semantics and bureaucratic and red tape the whole system can be where it's like, yeah, listen, we know that that guy murdered your sister, but we can't do anything about it. It's fucked. Yeah, it's it's one of those things where we were fortunate enough to be able to get in touch with her because obviously we, we were watching it from afar, but then for her to lend her time to us, to be able to sit down and ask her questions, because anytime that, uh, you know, you watch a documentary or you read about a case or something like that

immediately, you're going to say, okay, so this was presented from one side of it. Right. And after consuming all of this, I have questions. We were able to ask her those questions,

which is, uh, you know, as, as someone that is, you know, we're trying to get into the whole the the the crime podcast scene. That is something that is invaluable when you're actually able to sit down with someone that was directly involved in what was going on. So I don't know. I mean, not only did we have the questions that people were reaching out, right? Like she mentioned that like Netflix and whoever else was reaching out.

Yeah. So, I mean, I not only did did we have the questions, but she had the answers. So whether it's Netflix or Amazon or one of these millions of streaming services with how hot true crime is the past few years, I would be stunned if they don't put together some sort of, you know, either doc or series on it. And I mean, she comes with the receipts. So, I mean, if she's involved in it and telling the story herself, she'll paint the whole fucking picture real well. So hopefully it's a wrap for Michael Turney. If you want to go back, go to the Mail Time iTunes feed.

It's probably what at this point, maybe like six weeks ago, something like that. It's the one with Sarah Turney. So me and the Rocket had a good sit down with her. If you're interested in true crime stuff and cold cases and whatnot, go give it a look because sounds like maybe it's not so cold anymore. So hopefully that's a wrap on to happier things. Although I do got to say, I was quickly reminded yesterday that I actually have a beef with San Diego

Padres fans, but Slam Diego is in full swing, and first of all, I can't believe, what is this, a seven-game series with the fucking Rangers? I feel like they've been playing with them for like two goddamn weeks. Forever. But four home, four grand slams coming after

the crying about the unwritten rules has got to be one of the best doses of sports karma I've ever fucking seen in my whole goddamn life. I mean, just the back walk offs, back to back walk offs for straight grand slams like this. The I said earlier this week that Tom Brenneman having to call a home run during a homophobic slur apology is maybe the most unlikely thing to ever happen in sports because of just how many things need to align but for four grand slams to occur just to just have the bases loaded that often yeah like i mean it's just it is staggering for that to happen and if you don't believe in any sort of sports gods or kismet or karma in the sports world i mean look no further than what's going on in san diego right now because that's just impossible impossible. Did Fernando hit? Was he one of the other ones?

I mean, obviously the first one that he was the first one. Yeah, right. But he was the first one. Yeah, it was like as Fernando Tatis. It was Will Myers. That was Manny Machado walk off Grand Slam. And then I heard Cosmo last night. Right. But I remember Twitter is a wild place, by the way. I saw you talking him up I I disagree I have

never I've never seen anything good from Padres fans they're all like whiny bitches that's that's my point is that uh when I was just straight up tweeting about um like Fernando Tatis Jr. and then the Grand Slams it was all 100% positive feedback from Padres fans. Right. And then last night when I put out the slam Diego shirt, uh, Padres Twitter, there's, there's like a corner of Padres Twitter. The one that you're talking about,

they fucking hate barstool with a burning passion. So they just immediately started coming at me being like, fuck you. Like, don't root for our team and this and that. Like we don't want barstool trash. And I was like, you guys literally get no national attention. And I'm begging you and your choosers. And then they were also saying like, buy local. Like we have other people that made slam shirts. And I was like, dude, if like, if you're a baseball fan,

like they're like, you're trying to profit off of the Padres success when you never cared about us before. And then I was just shutting them up by showing them the picture of me holding up a Padres Jersey, uh, at Petco park last summer when they were a shit baseball team. I was like, no dude. Like I went there, I love the ballpark. Like the Padres treated me super great. And like we interviewed a bunch of Padres players. Like I, I was in on the Padres last year when you guys weren't shit and no one was talking about you and Toddis was hurt he was on the injured list so like that wasn't even a thing yet um and they have obviously nothing to say to that but when they were like yeah like you're trying to profit off us i was like we can't win because like when you get accused of ignoring them well yeah it's like yeah when teams start doing well it's like dude where's the merch like why don't

you guys give us any love and then you put out merch and it's like you're trying to profit off of us and it's like what the fuck are you talking about dude like elaine you cry baby yeah yeah i was like pick a side dude like you guys obviously are passionate baseball fans but like this idea that if you're the if you're padres and like i get it to an extent where like i say the same thing to red sox fans now because they suck i'm like you gotta you gotta wear these bad seasons if you want to like do backflips when they're winning World Series titles and they're trying to say the same thing it's like you weren't here when we sucked and it's like yeah because you weren't interesting like I'm not a Padres fan I'm a baseball I'm a Red Sox fan who's a baseball fan and when I'm not like talking about the Red Sox

I'm going to talk about the interesting stories in baseball. You became one this year. So now I'm giving you credit and giving you the spotlight. Yeah. And they don't want it. So the, all right, well,

the guy, the guy I have beef with, uh, uh, last year, I guess maybe this off season, um, tweeted out Photoshop pictures and memes of Pete Alonzo holding an isis flag pete alonzo uh being

responsible for 9-11 and while it's very distasteful i'll call a spade a spade it was fucking funny i mean when i saw and pete reacted he was like this isn't funny take this down it's a picture of him like swinging a bat as the towers explode, which obviously is very fucking disrespectful. But as far as Internet ridiculousness and like absurdity goes, it was, you know, a ridiculous over the top troll job that actually had Alonzo like freaking out. And I wrote a blog about it being like, you know, listen, I wish Pete didn't even respond to this shit. It's obviously trash. And I think I made it, I must have said some joke being like, what's next?

You're going to make Holocaust memes too? And then that guy tweeted being like, never forget that Barstool said I was going to make Holocaust memes. They are trash. I was like, you're the one who started it with 9-11 memes. So then him and his little clique of like Padres fans

started fucking crying. And then they turned it into a race thing. I was like, fuck off. You guys are fucking lame for being like in San Diego. We're supposed to be sunny and chill. And like your team really hasn't even been in the mix to the point that you can even really have. Like do Padres fans have like rivalries and hate and shit? Like, no, you guys are just in the sun hanging out. Now you got a good thing going.

Shut the fuck up with your cry baby nonsense. You're race baiting bullshit. And certainly with the woe is me victim complex. After you throw the first punch with nine 11 shit. Come on. Right. They were tweeting your blog at me being like bar stool, got this guy deleted from Twitter.

And I was like, it seems I was like, I didn't see this. Like this is new to me, but it seems like he kind of deserved it. Uh, 11 memes. Yeah. I feel like that's something that's not going to fly at any point in human history. So, uh, fuck that guy. And, and they kept like trying to make all these points of like, like, Oh yeah, you're misogynistic and this and that. I was like, bro, like if you, if you want to come at me for something that I said or did

feel free, like go right ahead because you're not going to to come at me for something that I said or did feel free, like go right ahead because you're not going to find anything besides me shitting on Manny Machado for all valid reasons. Like they were trying to do that. They like, there's a section 10 clip where I was talking about when Machado showed up day one of spring training first day with the Padres, they like asked him about his, his expectations for the season. And he was like, yeah, you know, like it's a, we're a good team. Maybe we'll, uh, I don't know, not about the division, but maybe we'll win a

wild card or something. And then like, it was me basically being like, you can't say that. Like, you can't be like, yeah, so we're, we're quitting on the division day one. And they were like, yeah, like you fucking slander Manny Machado. And I was like, dude, if I were a Padres fan, that would piss me off. Like I would say the exact same things that I said in that video about Machado just showing up and being like, yeah, so the division, no shot, but maybe we'll get a wild card spot. Like in the fact that you're defending that and coming against me, like you should be echoing those sentiments.

Well, here's the thing. I really don't know. I don't know who these people are. I don't know how old they are. I don't know if they've like, I don't, I don't know if they know what they're doing yet, to be honest. I think this is new to a lot of them. Having a superstar, having multiple superstars, having some potential, having some expectations. I don't think

they fucking know. Let's go. We got a guy from San Diego on the line right now. Let's see. Raleigh, what's up, dude? Yo, what's going on, Kev? Are you one of these Padres fans we're going to like or Padres fans we're going to hate? I think you'll like me. All right.

What do you got? I mean, I'm on your guys' side. I'm a Padres fan through and through from day one. Always will be, always have been. And I'm also a stoolie. So when they started tweeting about the Pete Alonzo thing, you got it, them. I understand. So they're just being stupid

how old how old are you i'm 35 okay so you i mean i commend you for that because i think the padres uh like whether they're bad or maybe you know they're never they haven't been great but even if they're decent i think the padres are kind of one of the more like irrelevant teams out there because it's southern california and because it's not completely. And for you to be, you know, 35 and to be like through and through a Padres fan is that's a level of commitment. I don't think a lot of people out there in the sports world have. So good on you for that. But I hope I hope you're rewarded for it, because, like, you know, obviously there's been a little bit of a tipping point and things have shifted, but I think some of your fan,

some of your fellow fans need to figure it out. Oh, I agree with you. 100%. It's a small corner. I love you guys. Stay hot rocket. Bring the shirt, man. We love it.

Go get them. Go get slam. Slam Diego shirts are out right now. Go get them. Yeah. So I made the decision last night that I, and honestly it was a microcosm of David Price's free agency. So when David Price was a free agent,

he kind of said like, I want to sign somewhere where the fans are actually going to love me. He said that while he was still, I think with Detroit and then he got traded from Detroit to Toronto. And then after Toronto became a free agent and that was an indirect shot at like the Red Sox, like he knew that the Red Sox were going to be a top suitor for him. And he knew that Red Sox fans hated him because of like the stuff with David Ortiz. So with me, I'm like, yeah, like when I, when I, uh, I mean, I'm still a diehard brew crew guy. But when I was like, all right, I'm I'm a brew crew guy now.

Like one thousand percent of Brewers fans embrace that and they fucking loved it. Yep. And with Padres fans, I was like, oh, like this, this kind of feels the same. And then last night it took a turn, like a big turn. And I was like, OK, so but it wasn like, it went from all week being a thousand percent positive feedback from Padres fans. And then last night you got like the anti barstool crowd, but I was like, you know what? Like, it's not like, like the people that hate barstool, you're never going to change their minds. So like these people were never going to like follow or engage or like buy the merch or share the highlight. Like they were never going to do that.

They were never going to watch morning wood or anything like that. So it's like, fuck those people. I'm staying, I'm staying with, with the Padres this year. You got fucking Dawn or silos out there. That's right.

And the, the Fernando Tatis hype train, it just, it rolls on. Like, well, if you don't want me to talk about your superstar, like that's how they become superstars is when they get that attention

outside of the regional market honestly there's nothing worse in this world and it's been this way for a long time especially for me living in new york with all things sports culture music whatever there's nothing worse than the hipster mentality and you see it in hockey you see it in soccer you see it with lowly other franchises in the major sports but the like why don't you talk about me why don't you talk about me stop talking about me stop talking about me bullshit is so fucking stupid and and equally on the other side too it's like i'm not i'm done making fun of like fan uh bandwagon fans like this is how it goes when you get good you get a bunch of fake fans who come and that's a sign of success and that's a sign like you should want there to be a bunch of pink hat fans in your fan base because

that means things are going well and you should want national attention and you should want merch and and coverage because that makes a guy like fernando tatis be like fuck yeah i'm a god and everything you know it's a rising tide for everybody. So this whole like I was here first or I listened to him before they were big or don't talk about. Shut the fuck up. I would love to have bandwagon fans. I'm sick of having like my small little corner of New York City of a bunch of just like, you know, overly obsessed, idiotic fans like we are with Mets fans. I'd love to convert, you know, half the city and have the pretty girls wearing fucking Victoria's Secret jerseys and like the new kids just

being like, yeah, let me jump on the band. Whatever. That means things are going good. So shut the fuck up. Right. Yeah, it's it's very bizarre. But I made the decision last night. I'm not fucking leaving.

I mean, honestly, you're probably already like a bigger Padres fan than, you know, aside from a guy like Raleigh. Yeah. So fuck him. We got it. We got a guy on the line. You got a couple of questions for you. So, Dylan. OK.

Hey, I need help picking a team. I'm kind of new to traditional sports in general. So what do you mean if you're new to traditional sports? What are you a fan of? Like cycling or some weird shit? No, fuck that. Pretty much just auto racing. So like Formula One, NASCAR.

Okay. So what, you're looking to pick a baseball team? I mean, honestly, you know, at the risk of sounding redundant, it's probably the Padres would be the team to jump on. Because right now, you're not going to get accused of being like, you're not jumping on like the Dodgers bandwagon or the Yankees bandwagon, a team that's like always going to be in the mix where you're going to be a fair weather front runner. Uh, but they do have, you know, the most exciting player in the, in the game and a bright future while not having like the winning pedigree where you'll get accused of just jumping

on an easy pick. I think it's probably the Padres would be the pick. What do you think, Rocket? Yeah, you got to go Padres. I mean, you know, maybe... Well, I'm from Wisconsin, too, so it's like, I don't know, last year I started watching football. Oh, I mean, well, I think you could do the Brewers then. I mean, the Brewers would be like, I think of them as a similar light as the Padres, just like a couple years ahead of them.

Yeah, they're a little hot right now, I've heard. Yeah, listen, wait a minute. If you're from Wisconsin and you got a guy like Christian Yelich in town to root for, you fucking root for him. All right. Sounds good then. But, you know, also at the same time, I can't be held responsible for baseball heartbreak. So that's on you.

There's nothing worse in this world than baseball heartbreak. Every other sport, I think, pales in comparison. I mean, last night, Rocket, the Knicks slip in the lottery again for like the fourth time, fourth year in five years or some shit like that. And I just it hurts. But but but James Dolan is so bad and the Knicks are so laughable. That part of me is just like, wake me up when this nightmare is like starting to end. When James Dolan's dead or when I'm dead, maybe we can rest easy. But baseball is just the one that I can't seem to,

to let go of. And that heart, that heartache, it cuts so goddamn deep. I feel like was that, has it already been a year since we did that NBA lottery show at the office? Yeah.

Well, I mean, I think it's been maybe even more because I think like Corona fucked everything up. I'm not sure if this is when the lottery would ordinarily happen. But yeah, I mean, last year was the, we're going to get Durant and Kyrie and Zion.

And, you know, obviously none of that ends up happening. And then this year, I actually thought this might've been the chance. This might've been the year where the Knicks did win the lottery because it's the first time in a little while where there isn't like a consensus. Number one, you know, this guy's going to be a game changer type of player. But even then, the Knicks can't catch a break. They are. I mean, do you think worse?

Which which team do you do you think legitimately you will live to see a championship first? The Knicks, the Jets, or the Mets? I would say, given the looming Steve Cohen, I would have to say it's the Mets. I would say if, let's say, the Wilpons were to, let's say, if Steve Cohen wasn't in the mix. I would think. Basketball is still the best, the easiest sport, I think, to like turn it around, you know, like all you need is one superstar and you're on your way. You would think I mean, when the Knicks got Carmelo, I was like, well, this should be enough to like get us out of the lottery and get us like the eight seed in the playoffs. And he couldn't get that done.

I know everyone's throwing him a fucking like Hall of Fame parade now that he's like a role player on the Blazers. But but yeah, usually you get like one guy and that's enough to make you, you know, somewhat competitive. And then if you, you know, you luck into or sign a free agent and you have a duo or God forbid, a trio and you get the right role players like as bad as James Dolan is, if they ever were to if Porzingis worked out, let's say Porzingis was more like Luca and then you have like your cornerstone and then

like, you know, somebody does sign with you because like, hey, I'll go play in New York and I have this like fucking awesome point guard to work with. And then, you know, it snowballs from there and all it takes is like one or two guys to really help turn it around. That's what like Amare and Carmelo was supposed to be. And it just never worked out that way. But I think basketball, you know, football is like still so dependent on the quarterback

and you got like such a roster to fill out the NBA. You get two or three guys, you can turn it around pretty quick. But with my man, Uncle Steven. Yeah, but like the Celtics in 2008, literally went from one of the shittiest, if not the shittiest team in the league to winning an NBA title in one offseason. If you can orchestrate it, if you have some cap space, you have some willing free agents and, you know, maybe a draft pick here or there or something to work with.

You know, you can do it real quick. You can do it real fucking fast. I mean, the same thing happened with the Heat. heat like overnight they became a little mini dynasty and uh and even now like you're starting to see you know a couple perennial losers kind of turn it around and become something it's just that the knicks seem to be that bad and that unlucky and it's it's not it's not luck it's james dolan and i think anybody who doesn't fucking see that is just not paying attention but uh it starts with one guy though and like that's why like knicks fans get so upset over the draft because it's like not like zion was the example of like you know zion shows up uh with the knicks like if they luck out in the draft last year and then it's like all right shit like that's a guy that i want to i want to play with and then that's

how it starts but if you don't have like that first guy it's really hard to get that first guy exactly to come there and be like all right i'm the first guy now everyone come play with me it's like no usually guys will go to play with the guy like pierce was already in boston when i heard like i think like lebron like barely even gave them a meeting when they were when he was a free agent i you know i heard that like durant was like like thoroughly unimpressed with their free agency meeting it's like these guys haven't even been close to getting wooed to come play in the in the Big Apple, play in the Mecca. And they all say it's their favorite arena, too. I know it's like it's they all come and they drop 50 and they love it.

It's just like, but I don't want to be here permanently with James Dolan and these fucking knuckleheads, which I understand. It's like it's like a great place. You know, it's like, do you want to really like live in Hawaii? Probably not. You just want a vacation there. You want to have a normal life with a normal, a normal job and normal people. That's, that's basically what the Knicks are. It's like all vacation there, get the spotlight, put up 50, but I'll make sure I go back to

my regular team with like a normal fucking front office and good teammates and all this shit. So I'm just, I'm at the point, I don't even, I'm not holding my breath for the Knicks. Like, let me know when, you know, when James Dolan shuts the fuck up, gets the fuck out of the way, and maybe they can start to turn it around. Until then, I can't possibly continue to get my hopes up.

At least with the Mets, there's been a couple glimmers here and there. I mean, there's been nothing with the Knicks. Even the one year they were the two-seed, they got bounced early against a shitty Pacers team. So, like, it's just, even I, who I'm fucking a masochist for this shit,

and I just continue to root for bad teams, even I am like, alright, enough's enough with the Knicks. Like, call me when either Dolan's dead or I'm dead is when Knicks misery will stop for me. Let's take one more call. Your official pick is the Mets. Yeah, yeah. I mean, I don't think that's that crazy with Cohen looming.

I mean, that's the one. I think if Cohen buys the Mets, I will all but throw the G word out there. I don't think Steve Cohen is going to fail if he becomes an owner. What I read, I read an article that mentioned he was in the bidding for the Dodgers when they were for sale. And he was under the impression that like the Magic Johnson group, that they

were kind of like bluffing and he didn't really take their bid seriously. And that's how he ended up getting outbid. And so I don't think that's going to happen twice. I don't think he's going to take anything lightly and I don't think he's going to let anybody beat him if he already got beat once before. So when I learned that, I don't think I knew how much he was in on the Dodgers. I am now like more confident than ever thinking that that dude is saying to

himself, no fucking way I'm going to let any of these clowns beat me. So, uh, we'll see. I mean, I'm going to need you to do me a favor, Jared.

I'm going to need you on September 1st to try to work your contacts in the baseball world because the bids are due August 31st, but that doesn't mean they're going to be released or made public. Like it might be like November 1st before the public knows, you know, and that's going to absolutely kill me knowing that there are people out there in the world who know what the bids were and who know who the owner is going to be. And they're just not disclosing it for legal reasons or whatever reasons that, I mean, I won't be able to sleep at night. So we're going to need to get, we're going to need to get that info. We're going to need to somehow figure that out. And I had said, I won't be able to sleep at night so we're gonna need to get we're gonna need to get that info we're gonna need to somehow figure that out and I had said I don't know if

we can do it because it is so like uh secretive and mysterious but if we could do a electric chair with all the Mets fans and and all the Yankees fans there to laugh at us in case it goes wrong and guys like you are just in on everything. Watching us learn what honestly is the rest of our lives. I mean, that will determine a piece of the rest of my life, whether it goes good or bad. I don't think I've ever rooted for anything harder for someone else. Right. Like, you got to be a real, you got to really hate the Mets or hate me. You got to be a real asshole to want this to go south.

You have to have, like, a vested interest in things going badly for me or other Mets fans. Because otherwise, you have to root for us on this one. You have to. You're a sick fuck if you don't. I just, I want it for you, Kevin. I want it for you. Well, you know why? Because you're my dog.

Let's hit a break. The phone lines are lit up. When we come back, I got more Only you, Kevin. I want it for you. Well, you know why? Because you're my dog. Let's hit a break. The phone lines are lit up. When we come back, I got more OnlyFans news. And we'll get down and dirty doggy with it to wrap up on a Friday. We'll be right back. It's a pain, oh, there's nothing you can't do. Yeah. Freedom of jail, clips inserted, our babies being born, same time a man is murdered. The beginning and end, as far as rap goes, it's only natural. I explain my plateau and also what defines my name.

First it was nasty, but times have changed. Actually now I'm the artist for hardcore, my signs for fame. I spent time in the game, kept my mind on the game. You listen to this new Nas at all yet, Zah? No, I... Zah. I took a quick... I am a big Nas guy, Jared. I took a quick look at this new music Friday lineup,

and it did not really tickle my fancies. I haven't had a chance. Yeah, he just dropped one I haven't listened to yet either, but it's Nas and Hit-Boy put out a whole album together that I believe people listened yet either, but it's Nas and Hit-Boy put out a whole album together that I believe people are buzzing about. And I do believe that Jay and Pharrell dropped their single. I think that Jay still has a little bit of pettiness towards Nas. What is it, 25 years?

It's 20, 25 years, right? Yeah, and they kind of squashed it. They did that one song, I think, Black Republicans Together, and it was sort of over. But then I see Nas is dropping his first album in how long, and then out of nowhere, the same night, Jay-Z and Pharrell, which, to be honest, I did find that song to be a little underwhelming, probably because I'm a white guy. I'm sure it hits differently for black people.

It's a lot of black pride shit that sometimes I'm like, I don't think this is for me. I don't think it's intended for me. But it's kind of like, uh, it reminded me of like blue magic, the beat, but it's like kind of a weird Pharrell and Jay-Z thing as opposed to like their previous, like just bangers, you know, we need that old school. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, sometimes I get it. Like you, you know,

you evolve as an artist and shit, but you know, I just, sometimes as, as, as much as, uh, like four 44 was good. And like Jay can really talk to some like major shit now, sometimes I just miss like the big pimpin' or the just give it to me or just like, just give me a fucking banger beat and like rap about big butts and shit. You know what I mean? Would be nice. Jared, you a Nas guy too?

I like Nas a lot. And Kevin, I know that, you know, you've kind of beat this drum a little bit, but did you know that Nas is 5'8"? I didn't know that, but nothing surprised. Like, what I have learned in this industry, in this job, is that pretty much like every famous person is short. It's crazy. Like, the amount of people I can count on, like, one hand. Like, Joel McHale is very tall.

Honestly, I can't even think of other guys who are even just like my height. Everyone is shorter than us. 2 Chainz. 2 Chainz is tall. But like when I learned that Eminem is like 5'7", 5'8". Like I think of that dude as one of the most intimidating guys ever, right? And then if he were to walk in the room, it would be like towering over him. That's crazy. I ran into Rick Ross at the airport in Vegas last year. And then if he were to walk in the room, it would be like towering over him. That's crazy.

I ran into Rick Ross at the airport in Vegas last year. Yeah, the Davey Day trade. I think he's shorter than you are. What? I don't know shorter than you are. He had skinnied up a little bit because I think he had the heart scare. I forgot what it was. Right.

Yeah, I was surprised by how short he was. Tory Lanez. Tory Lanez is barely taller than I am. He's 5'3". That's crazy, man. Look at my eye. Yeah, that is some shit. Who, by the way, all week, I've been mixing up Trey Songz and Tory Lanez.

So, one of them's peeing on girls, one of them's shooting girls. I'm sorry for the mix-up, but Megan Thee Stallion last night, or maybe the day before that on Instagram, basically confirmed that he was just fucking just shooting at her which is nuts on her feet they had a fucking altercation she got out of the car to walk home she's like i'm done with this and he just fought like on purpose originally it

was categorized as like an accident or he shot it in the car just like shooting a gun at a girl because you had a fucking argument is such a five foot three move such a day start yeah it really is man honestly i i feel like being a short guy is like i feel like you would probably have so much more confidence and are just so much like more normal being you than just being like a guy who who's five three that's the thing that in between the in between area is always the worst place to be because i mean people people expect you you to be tall, but you're not. But for me, you expect me to be like three foot and I show up there. Yeah, you're actually like –

You're actually pretty bigger. Right. You're never in life. Actually, that's pretty much with most things in life. You don't want to be in that in-between range. 100 percent, man. That's so true. So true. And I'd rather be like the taller, shorter guy than the shorter, tall guy. You got it made, brother. Daystar, Tory Lanez, not so much.

So you would be, what, pretty much eye-to-eye with Nas, right, Jared? Your 5'5"? I would be 2 inches taller than Nas. Oh, I thought you would be the same size. 5'10 minus 5'8 is 2 inches. So yeah, I'd be 2 inches taller than us, which is, uh, I thought you would be the same size. Yeah. Five,

10 minus five, eight is two inches. So yeah, I'd be two inches taller than him. Interesting. Uh, let's take a couple of calls here and then I'll tell you about my only fans news. Go to Matt in Boston.

What's up, Matt? Yo, nope. Am I on right now? Yes, sir. You're on the air.

What's good? No fucking way. Let me do the thing. Is this Kevin? Is this Kevin? Thank God. Rocky got blacked out at the fucking parade. Let me do the thing. Is this Kevin? Is this Kevin? Thank God Rocky got blacked out at the fucking parade. Cause how else would we intro this, this show?

What's going on, Matt? Oh, that's, that's Rocky. I didn't even realize that. That's funny. Yeah.

Yeah. So Kevin, I got to talk to you. So you're pretty much my idol. Hate to be corny, but I was going to ask you about the, the blog you used to have for Sharon Nott or whatever, like pre-Barstool.

Yep. Can you tell me about that, like how you started it up? Yeah, for sure. That was basically I was reading Barstool, What Would Tyler Durden Do, Delisted, a couple other blogs. And so I just, like, I got a job. I was working in the cubes. And, like, the way I passed time was reading blogs.

And me and Jay Hay, who was the former, he produces Starting Nine. And our other buddy, the Big Wheeze, were, like, me and my three best best friends from like, I mean, first grade, we just had a million inside jokes, like a bunch of dumb, like nicknames and stupid words, all that shit. And we decided, and one of them was for sure not, we used to always just say for sure not to each other. So the word no just didn't exist. We just always said for sure not. And so I just started that to kind of fuck around and like, uh, get a little bit of a creative outlet. And it happened to just be right around the same time Dave was looking for, uh for new bloggers to expand the Barstool empire. So I did that for like eight months.

And then I had to shut it down because I got the Barstool New York job. And now, unfortunately, I have made that website private because I don't know what the fuck. I don't know what I said on there, bro. And if I'm getting canceled, if I'm getting people trying to cancel me for things that I said during my barstool days in the past, I can't even imagine what's lurking in for sure. Not. So I put that one, but, uh, if you want to email me, I think I can give like individual access if you're really that interested in it and you want to go back and read it. But yeah, man, it was, uh, it was fun. I always say that I still believe as much as I've probably grown as like a writer and a, and a content person,

I think that was probably like the funniest shit I've ever put out because I was doing it like strictly for the love of the game. Yep. Yep. But listen, dude, just aim a little higher with your idol talk. Okay. You can do better. I promise you that. Let's go. Oh, we got Mike on the line. He says he hates me. What's up, Mike? What's the problem? One, shout out Prem Team. Yes. Shout out Prem Team.

As always, dollar a month, four quarters. Yeah, you really want to get canceled, sign up for fucking Prem Team. Two, shout out the producers, whoever is screening the calls. I don't have a special number to dial in, but your boys are fucking, they got your back. They're like, wait, you want to talk about cleaning vaginas? Is this a bit? You really wanted to start off with fuck Kevin? That's right.

I was like, yeah. I saw this, yes. He messaged me about this. What did you describe me as? Rocket. He said that I am his Josh Wolf. And I think that's a gross over-exaggeration. Because Josh Wolf sent me a video just the other day of a guy just straight up shitting in a woman's mouth.

And so whatever discomfort I might have caused you, Mike, pales in comparison to the shit that Josh does to me. Well, I suggested to a couple of my girlfriends, because I didn't believe your stupid-ass KFC episode about the self-cleaning vagina. They fuck, yeah, listen, I don't steer you wrong. Pussies clean themselves. So, so, so yesterday, I get a message, speaking of mystery boxes, mine self-cleaned earlier, I thought of you.

Yo, I don't even know what you're complaining about. That means that a girl just unsolicited decided I need to text Mike about my pussy. That's a good sign if you ask me. I said please never tell me that again. I will welcome anybody who wants to just message me about their pussy. They can do so. Don't be a little baby, Mike. I'm not being a baby. You're being a little baby, Mike. I'm not being a baby.

You're being a baby. I'm being a baby? You're being a Brandon Walker baby. Baby. But I don't need that shit in my life. I didn't know about that. I was happy living my life not knowing those things. It was kind of one of those, like, I do like to know the ins and outs.

I don't think I needed to know about that one. But here we are, man. Listen, you can't put the fucking toothpaste back in that tube. Pandora's box has literally been opened, and now we know that pussies clean themselves. One more quick thing. I got an error of grievance. I called in on Wednesday.

You were out, and I had a call. If Casey regretted working at bar school, and the call was on the line and right before she went to play Jenga, she dropped the call before you took over the show. I mean, I feel like you and Casey have a little rivalry going, you two, I believe. Oh, yeah,

we do, we do. Well, I mean, she's out today, but call back on Monday and take up the grievance with her. Well, maybe I can get that special line so I can make sure I get through. Yeah, you're getting thirsty for those special numbers, huh? You got to earn it, Mike. Have a good weekend, bro.

You too, brother. So, first of all, as I've continued to talk about the OnlyFans revolution, you see Bella Thorne has joined the roster of Rocket? I have not seen that, no. So, you know Bella Thorne, right? The former Disney star turned kind of just like, she's just kind of like

hot, slutty, wild chick on the internet now, really. She directed a porn. She's the redhead, right? Yeah, she's the redhead. She joined OnlyFans. 20 bucks a month. And I saw a tweet, and I don't know if they looked at the numbers she's earned early on,

but it said she is predicted to make one million dollars a month. What a month. And I don't know. That was just a random tweet. I don't know if that's like somebody speaking. You know, they're just being like a joke. Zot threw up his headphones and is pacing around in the glass right now. I mean, it is.

And I mean, I guess it, you know, I see some of these non famous girls making bank and it's like, yeah, if you're famous, probably, probably she put out a teaser on Instagram that was like her like half naked wearing a gold, like a necklace that said sex on it. And she's like, I have an announcement to make. Like she's, she's going all in. And I feel like she's kind of one of the first, like real celebs to do it. And I, I bet she's going to make a shit ton of fucking money.

So, I mean, the revolution is fully here. We, we made a promise and I'll continue to do so. If you're a girl out there and you have an only fans account and you want to get some publicity, you tweeted at us,

we will retweet it. But there was a girl yesterday from one tweet. She got 100 subscribers at $5 a pop, and now she's going to make $600 minimum as that shit continues to grow. She was like, it was just all from your podcast and your Twitter. And, I mean, she's probably happy to have $600 extra bucks a month in her pocket minimum. Again, it grows up.

Who knows where it grows from there? But I can't reiterate enough. I feel like it's, yeah, there's a stigma. There's a taboo. But, like, as soon as you're just making a lot of money, I feel like you're just going to forget and not fucking care about that. Kevin, I just had a stroke of genius. Hit me. I know how we can make money in the OnlyFans game

because we are not hot girls. I don't necessarily think that people would sign up for our OnlyFans. And even if we wanted to, I feel like that's a road that once you go down, you can't come back. So what if we came up with an app or a website where we sifted through to grade other OnlyFans? Yes. Yes. Yes.

Like you give us a free subscription and then it's it's hot. Like like obviously like a girl like Bella Thorne can be like, hey, I'm on OnlyFans. And then she makes a million dollars a month or whatever. So this is all this is all my shit coming together. So this is my original name for it was going to be Lonely Fans. So this is for the lonely guys out there who need to sign up for OnlyFans. If you're a Lonely Fan, you come to our website, and we will tell you which ones are worth the money.

Yes. How? OnlyFans connoisseurs. And if you want your OnlyFans to be featured on our website, then it's like a finder's fee. Like we take a, like we take a percentage. Dude.

So we had Adam 22 from no jumper on the podcast. He said he's made millions over the years because he's like a hip hop connoisseur. So he does a live stream and people will pay like a hundred bucks for him to play their song on the live stream. And that's it. That's it. Just play it.

He doesn't have to say it's good. He gives them an honest review, but just the chance to get on. So what if we were just OnlyFans connoisseurs and we'll be like, yeah, this one gets, you know, like 4.5 balls. This one gets 3.5 balls. Yeah. Sign up for this one. No, this one's a waste of time.

Hey, girl, like you got to, you know, we saw it. We didn't like it. We're going to give you another chance before we give the official review. So why don't you do some things? And next thing you know, we are we are we control the market. Yep. I feel like this is it. And you know what? I really thought if we were to do that. Then the opportunity is is there. Let's say, Jared, you decide to go make an only fans and start anonymously banging chicks you could be like you know what the best one on the fucking planet is this one and it's just fucking yours there you go a little insider trading on the only fans market it's uh i'm

telling you i've been i've been beating this drum all week and all signs just continue to point to it if i mean really what's the harm if you do it anonymously no names no distinguishing features attached and you just uh you know get it out there one way or another initially which is tough i understand but then from there some word of mouth some some uh you know old school viral spreading and you maybe you're not going to be bella thorne maybe you're not going to be one of these fucking, uh, Insta thoughts from the podcast. We're making like a hundred grand in a weekend.

But if you're making like rent money or, you know, uh, just some extra cash, or if you're strapped broke and now all of a sudden you can actually eat and go out a little bit. And all you got to do is like a little anonymous masturbation was a big deal.

You know, it actually is funny that you bring up the move. It's funny. You bring up that website idea, Jared, because the other, I think it was a big deal, you know? It actually is funny that you bring up the move. It's funny you bring up that website idea, Jared, because the other I think it was a week ago or two. I finally broke and I opened an OnlyFans account to follow this one girl that I saw on Reddit porn. And that's she's literally taken up my whole fucking timeline. I have nothing else on there. And there's no they don't have any search features like Pornhub where you can put in put in this, this, that. So you actually have to know the person that's coming in.

So we do need a website that kind of, you know. I mean, this girl that I signed up for, I think she's just using her, I mean, the name she tweeted at us was Jackie King. I don't know if that's her real name or not, but she's just on OnlyFans, and she seems to be getting the job done. And Rocket, had actually originally checked out the one that you know but i guess my like it expired or some shit but uh i i feel like it's it's i think it's getting like less taboo to do it and less taboo like you said you were

eventually just like god fucking yeah bro yeah because i mean i've been seeing this girl she puts she puts like five second videos on on on red, and then she's like, I got to see more. Yeah, I mean, they know what they're fucking doing. You know what's funny, Rocket? I don't know why I did this. I can't remember why. But when I signed up to first dabble, I was like, I don't know what email I should use. I don't know what my name should be.

Because, again, at the time, it was like a little, you know, like taboo. And it said said what do you want your display name to be and i said you baldo i must have been i must have been like looking at you baldo jimenez or something like that because that's the only you baldo i've ever known in my life and i just put up you baldo for some reason my let me tell you something right now this is why we're dogs no way my own my my only fans my only fans account uh has the name lindor in it that is the dog connection right there ubaldo and lindor just creeping on fucking

amateur porn i mean that is so special that is so special because it was funny because this girl, Jackie, who we put on KC Radio and she got all the subscribers, she said, thanks so much. She was like, I don't know if you subscribed personally or not. I was like, I did. She was like, I didn't see it. I was like, well, that's because the name's Ubaldo.

I mean, what the fuck is wrong with me, man? What in the fuck is wrong with me? Something is deeply different. We're on the same wavelength, though. I know. It really is. It's like, you know, I need a fake name.

I don't know. What baseball player is, like, top of brain? You know what I mean? Like, I'm surprised my name wasn't Dante Bichette. That's usually the first name that pops off. You baldo. It's all reused, right? Hang on.

We got mailman, mailwoman Catherine, threesome swinger Catherine on the line. You've got to have an OnlyFans, right? So I went home last night, and me and my husband are talking, and all of a sudden I go, you know, what would you say if I had an OnlyFans? And he'd go, I'd say, what took you so long? So I was like, okay. And he was like, why do you bring it up? And I was like, oh, no, no, no you bring it up and I was like oh no I just maybe

maybe I do one he goes that's like a commitment you got to really like you know people do it and you're a content creator yeah yeah yeah so he goes if you can commit to it and really do it do it so I'm like okay well wait why why is it this why is it you you you why isn't it a we we we thing us us us oh I'm I'm sure it'll be a we, we, we thing eventually. But, like, I went on. I created the account. The account's been confirmed. I've put in, you know, my bank information and all that stuff.

So now it's just a matter of. Now you just got to create. Now I just got to create. So I want to know. Well, I mean, I have made a promise to anybody, any guy or girl, girl or guy looking to get their name out there. We will retweet any account. I can't officially endorse it. I'm not going to say whether it's good or not.

But your account will be put out there if you want it to be tweeted at us. And we'll put it out there because I'm sure there are some listeners of this show who know the tales of your exploits who would for sure want to see what you can do. That's what I think too. It's not going to be my name. So it's under some incognito username that I've been using for other accounts. But now it's like, okay, I've got to create. What's my limit? Same thing with swimming.

What are our limits? What are our boundaries here? What do I post? What do I not post? It's a whole new frontier. It's a whole new world. I mean, let us know when it's up and running because i'll be i'll dm you guys you got it i mean get the work because the other thing too is i feel like uh if you i think it's i think right now girls who are doing it are probably like they

pop they post something every now and then but uh if you were to really like commit and put it up like every fucking day like if you started to treat this like we treat our job you could probably make a lot of fucking money yeah like i think um a lot of roads pretty much treats it like a full-time job yeah i mean girls like that i mean you know asa was making 50k a month like when this first first first started so i can't even imagine what the big names are doing now that it's popular and now that, you know, people are breaking and signing up. But I mean. And so, Jared, back to your original, if, you know, this random girl, Jackie, off of one retweet can get 100 subscribers at five bucks a pop. You're still you're still thinking that you can't get a thousand. Granted, Jackie's a lot prettier than you, but whatever.

Is there is there any dude that has an OnlyFans? I'm sure. Successful. I can't think of one. Well, I mean, I don't think we're going to know it. We're straight guys. I'm sure there's either gay guys or chicks that love to watch. Dude, like I used to say, the only thing she watches in porn is just guys jerking off because she's just like she does porn.

She's like, I just want to watch guys. I'm sure. I mean, when we were, quote unquote, joking about making one on KFC radio, I got probably three or four messages, which is not a lot. But I got three or four messages of girls being like, we'd absolutely sign up. Really? Yep. Yep. is not a lot, but I got three or four messages of girls being like, we'd absolutely sign up. Really? Yep. Yep. There's a market, Jared.

There's a market. I mean, the wheels are turning in my head. I'm just saying, I think it's one of those things that people are, you know, reserved about until the money starts rolling in. And then it's like, oh, I should have done this a long fucking time ago. It's like people starting Patreons. You just do it with your dick and your pussy. No big deal. 2020. Grow up. Not a big deal.

We're going to wrap it up here. Barstool Chicago's up next. Tonight's Friday Night Pints and then I'm going to be sticking around for a little gambling cave live stream which I should be probably super stoned for at that point. So it should be good times. And so signing off for my buddy Lindor, it's me, Ubaldo.

You guys enjoy some OnlyFans this weekend. Stay hot. We'll catch you Monday.