KFC Radio - CCK Podcast: Underboob & Overreactions (with Clem & Kirk Minihane)

Episode Date: June 24, 2019

KFC and Kayce analyze the new Barstool underboob bikinis. YP vs Carrabis in who celebrated their championship better. Kirk Minihane makes his Barstool and CCK debut. OJ and Bill Cosby are tweeting. Jared learns what Chernobyl is. Clem stops by to breakdown the debacle that is the Mets season. Darren Rovell's bizarre tweet to Big Cat. Does you dick game get better win you become rich and famous? You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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The summer is almost... Well, the summer is here. It's the first day of summer, technically. Is that... Yeah. I just saw it trending on Twitter. Yeah, I mean, everyone... I don't even know if that's true. Everyone does Memorial Day as the unofficial official start. Normal people say the summer's here with memorial day yeah and especially where it's hotter normally yeah it's i mean it's already been like 100 degrees in texas i feel like right here i don't

think of summer until like i mean this weekend i don't even it's like it's been i was wearing a sweatshirt today like it's been pretty cold the weather here's shit yeah it's terrible it's been raining i'm sick like i've been getting the sickness that I get in the fall this week. Like, that scratch in the throat. That ain't right. That's not how it's supposed to be. I ordered hot soup yesterday. Yeah, you were in a blanket.

It's just not. Like, at this rate, we wouldn't be able to go to, like, the beach until, like, July. I know. Like, there hasn't been a warm enough beach day on the weekend. But it's just here. Like, everyone else in the country is enjoying a nice summer already. Yeah. New York sucks.

That's all right. It has its perks. I guess. Depends on who you are and what you do. You're from here. Once you're not in the right age or the right lifestyle to enjoy those perks, it's like, well then why am I here? Once you're just not going out or hooking up or

partying, it's like, well now I'm just paying expensive money. I'm crowded. It's dirty. I have something to not look forward to is what you're saying. Pretty much. It only gets worse from here on out. I'm just going to hold on to my fun that I'm having. While you're at the beach, will you be wearing an underboob bikini? Well, yes, Kevin, because that's the new thing.

The reason we're talking about this is because – so Barstool Sports is trying to cater to more girls' merch line, which I think is great. We've had the one bite and the Saturdays are for the boys bathing suits, I think, forever. I remember Rhea wearing that as an intern, like her first month, it feels like. But we're designing new bikinis. I'm doing a pool party with Willie Colon in July at AC. And I was like, I don't want to wear one of those one pieces because they don't fit me right. Cause I'm a, I'm so tall. Well, and the thing, those one pieces are more like novelty, funny bikini or bathing suits.

Now it's like, we're just trying to make like a functioning bathing suit that girls would want to wear. And so I like the, the girls upstairs for the merch designers were like, Hey, just order a couple of different tops that you think you might like. We'll put either one bite or whatever you want on it and we'll go from there. So they got delivered to the office today and I'm sitting at my desk just pulling them out of the bag, and you would have thought that I was pulling out, like, porn or something out of this.

I mean, the guys in the office were like, what is that? I was like, it's a bathing suit top. They're like, well, like, we're going to sell those? And I was like, yes, and I'm going to wear one to AC, and they're looking at it, and it's the style with the underboob cut out now. Like, that's the new thing. And I felt like these guys have never seen anything in their whole life but then

it wasn't they weren't creepy they were just shocked that i was like holding that in the office i was like guys like we're selling regular top cleavage is is like normal yeah the bottom of the boob is something that you usually only see when someone's naked the nipple and the bottom boob it's the lower half of the boob that is like that's that's what you're looking for that's what we want to see that's what when a girl takes her shirt off is what you don't get to see with clothes on that you do now get to see i feel like that's the nipple it's nipple and below okay but like there was a time where side boob was like a new thing right so the celebrities would be wearing side boob on red carpet. It was a huge deal.

Eventually we're just going to go tits out. Well, I think that's happening. You talk about New York. Nobody wears bras here anymore. Nobody. I mean, my mom visited a couple of weeks ago and she hasn't been in New York in years. And she was like, Casey, I feel like a creep.

Like I'm just looking. None of these girls are wearing bras. They're wearing white shirts. I was like, mom, it's free the nipple. It's whatever it is. But the under boob right now is a big thing and a lot of the like you'll see celebrities now they'll do the crop tops which big crop top fan but i can't like they'll do crop tops and the underboob is hanging out already yeah but the swimsuits that's like a

thing i don't feel like it's a crazy thing that's happening but i guess it's because i have boobs so i don't think it's that weird i mean the under part of a boob is uh it's like the holy grail for guys and no matter how old they are that way with the side boob no it's not as as because the side boob isn't like as exaggerated like the under boob is just like your tits are hanging that's what we i guess see like that's the one we just put up on camera that's like subtle because you know what that is the exact one that i'm designing not because yours cuts like right underneath the boob and it almost like holds them up in a way it's like a reverse bra in the sense that might be because i we got to get these things going oh no no out on those to be honest the one i'm designing might be that way because it might be too small for me

oh so you're supposed to look like that. Oh, yeah. But like this one, when the underboob goes over the bottom strap, it looks... That becomes very lingerie-esque. It's very strappy. I feel like straps exude a lingerie feel, which is maybe what you're going for. What about this? That's crazy.

That's just barely covering the neck. Here's my thought. With the strap... People who are listening to this are this like what are you talking about so a lot of the a lot of the under boob bikinis right now that i see they have the strap like kevin saying where it's like it still goes under it's just basically like there's like literally a bite taken out of it yep uh there are also are some now where there is no strap so it's basically like when you see those with no strap it looks like you're just holding your shirt up that looks way more scandalous to me than a strap yeah yeah if you were just literally like you're flashing somebody

in your bikini i the bikini evolution is i mean years ago i wrote uh a blog like the the it was an ode to like the scrunch butt bikini when those became a thing where it was like scrunched in so it was like kind of a thong but not really That was a huge moment because it was like regular ass girls were going to be walking around in a kind of thong bikini now. So as bikinis get more and more complicated, it's very good for business. Very good for guys. I would argue that the

under boob bikini tops, while I understand it's a different part that's showing, I know that my bikini top is not going to fly off in this like the the regular ass bikini tops that girls wear that we've worn forever where it's just they're as small as they can and they're open in the middle those are i think sometimes way more scandalous than the ones that show side boob or under boob because they they can just like open up at any time but i guess

you guys are used to seeing those so yeah kind of It's just something that if it's new and we haven't seen it yet, we're like, ooh. Well, here's my future plug to whoever's listening. We are going to be selling the Underboo bikinis on the Barstool Sports store. They're going to say One Bite on them, and they're going to probably say Viva on them.

We can do that. I'm asking you this as we're recording this. We're going to be doing that. But, yeah, no, it was actually, it was just really funny. It's a Friday. It's the first summer. Dave's going out of town for a month starting next week, so everybody's already, like, revving into the—

Dude, that's so amazing because he's been out of town for a month already. Yeah, he's, like, going to be gone. So everyone's already just in their summer mood, and I'm walking around with a red bikini in my hand, not wearing it, and it just started to stir in this place. Everybody's a child. I mean, yeah, it's Barstool Sports. All right, let's get into the rest of the CCK podcast from this week.

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he was getting paid the whole time. Well, but we've gone to bars, enjoyed a few beverages together. He wasn't getting paid off the clock. Yeah, but apparently the entire time it's only been because he's getting paid. Check it out. I really bet you, do you think, let's say that you have, let's say you're not good at sex. Let's say

you're like, are you talking about me hypothetically? Sure. I mean, I'm not good at sex. Right. Let's say you're, you know, you're a premature. sex. Let's say you're like, you're talking about me hypothetically. Sure. I mean, I am not good at sex. Right. Like let's, let's say you're, you know, you're a premature. Okay.

You win the MVP. Do you think that changes? I think it adds four minutes. Do you really? Yeah. Cause sometimes I think these things are just like your dicks, your dick. No,

but then I think, no, no, no. Cause it's my, it's mindset. I, it is.

It's almost like your brain gets a new path. I know it's very mental, but I also think there's sometimes like look at Dave money changes people I don't know if Dave's fucking longer I don't think he is but I'm saying that it changes you that is no doubt true

you can be Dave I think you can make the argument every single thing changes except your dick cause part of me thinks dick size no but dick ability you think changes I think you can make the argument every single thing changes except your dick. Because part of me thinks dick size, no. But dick ability you think changes? Dick ability changes. And I can see that because a lot of it is mental. But I also, there are times when your dick hits those walls.

You're just like, this feels great. I'm going to spit it out. But your dick doesn't know that you're the MVP, does it? Yes, it does. You think so? Because if you're just like some schlub playing in the indies and you're the same guy, same bill, whatever you are, 6'5", whatever he is. Yellowjane's 6'5". He's tall.

He's not 6'5". I think he's that tall. He's 6'4", maybe? He's like 6'3". No, he's taller than that. But if you're playing in the indies, and you've got the same build, and then you're like, whatever, you're mediocre at sex, you don't think that there's a different swagger to you in the bedroom

when you're the MVP? By the way, that there's like a different swagger to you in the bedroom when you're the mvp by the way six three six i definitely agree with that yeah and i can see a scenario where your confidence and your your swagger all changes but i'm wondering if that translates down to a dick in a vagina because i think some parts i think sometimes it might and i think other times your dick is just, it's going to pop off. You know, that soap that like, kind of like, it looks like, you know, it looks like semen. Oh yeah. So like if you're playing the indie leagues, like you're basically, it's one pump of soap after sex. Okay. You win the MVP and it's just an out of control yogurt machine. There's a difference in volume and performance.

And there's a difference in standard that you hold yourself to after you win an MVP. Your mind knows it. Your body knows it. And it just goes right down to your dick. It's an interesting theory. You wouldn't know. I think also. We wouldn't know.

I think also like you're having so much sex. Right. Like you just, you're up right like you just you're up in the dms you're up in the dms you're finding any girl you want yep and then there's so much of it that like it becomes you know normal it's like it's routine you know had sex with her again yeah you know take your pick so like like for girls out there yeah who might hook up with christian yelich yep to impress him enough to make him premature, you better bring your fucking A game. Because he's the MVP.

We did interview him for Starring 9, and I asked him, you won the MVP, what's been different? I was like, what can you tell us that was different? He's like, well, I can't tell you everything. The pussy. Yeah, of course. The copious amounts of sex I'm having the faucet i would be if i was a girl i think i'd be too

intimidated to fuck with guys like this why because of that like you have to bring your absolute a game but there's a difference between here's my take i think that there's a difference being an mvp in milwaukee versus being an mvp in boston or new york very true but i also yeah i'm the mvp but i live in milwaukee but like when he hits the town he can be he can be in milwaukee and pull a girl from new york he could and yeah but like how are you doing that you're you're flying people out like you you're in town you fly them out yeah and then i i just think like if a regular girl has sex with a regular guy,

she's like pretty confident. If you step to the NL MVP, the guy with too many teeth, the pressure's on. To go back to our earlier conversation, sometimes you don't want the pressure. I think he wants the pressure. Like me,

the girl though, I'm saying. Yeah. You think she wants the pressure? I wouldn't. Not me. Would you, if you were an MVP, you don't think that you would carry the pressure? I wouldn't. Not me. Would you, if you were an MVP,

you don't think that you would carry yourself differently? I absolutely do. Would you think that you're better than people? Yes, because I am. That is true. He said that with such confidence. That is true. If you gave me an award saying that I'm the best,

I'd be like, I'm better than you, and I would point to my trophy. But how would you grade your sex game now on a star scale from 1 to 10? Right now. I would give myself a 6. No point nothing. 6.

6.0. Yep. Okay. So, you win the MVP, and what do you think? What's your projected sex game post-MVP? This is my question. Like, my whole aura and persona. And what do you think? What's your projected sex game post-MVP? This is my question. Like, my whole aura and persona.

But you just admitted that you would say that you're better than everyone. So therefore. I get it. So my. Sex is more mental than it is physical. But part of it also. Like, I would walk in there like I'm the fucking man. And I'd slap you around.

I'd throw you around the room because I'm the NLMVP. But then when it comes time to insert, my dick might just remember that, like how I felt when I was in seventh grade. And it was just like, pow, I just popped off. I don't think so. I hope not.

The dick knows. I hope not. Because if I can ever do anything that even translates to some ounce of success, like he has, I would love to know that my dick gets better. I think the dick gets better. We need to,

I actually, we need to find this out because I think it's like, that would be the most important thing to learn of all time. You know that when you get money like Dave, you can look better and feel better and buy nice things and have more opportunities. But if we can prove that your dick changes when you get rich and famous. Not even rich and famous. Just better than people. Then that's the ultimate motivation to succeed in life.

Here's what we got to do. Your shitty dick will get better. Here's what we got to do. We got to go find a girl that like dated Christian Yelich in high school or college. Have her fuck him again. Fuck him again.

And then almost undercover though. He can't know that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You got to hide her in a disguise. Yeah, so we shouldn't have this conversation on national radio. Hmm. Christian, we're going to send some,

we're going to send your ex-girlfriend out to be a hooker soon, okay? Yeah. You guys stay hot. Chicks in the office are up next. We're just having send your ex-girlfriend out To be a hooker soon, okay? You guys, stay hot We're just having a private conversation Oh yeah, YP and I had a full-blown conversation In one of those quiet rooms It was the first conversation I had with somebody

That didn't have something to do with content we were making I'll go in those quiet rooms with Jen To talk about the college football show or whatever YP just wanted to have a personal life conversation And we were in the private room Every fucking conversation he has with someone is like a mound visit he doesn't want anyone else to hear it and it's always well to be fair no idea i think he's smart because i think you know in this office it's like you never know what's going to become a thing or get you in trouble we are on the internet it's better to keep

your that's why you just fucking don't talk to anybody i know know. I keep my shit to myself. or keep it as quiet as can be. The week that Benjamin has had. Yeah. I think might be the best championship in Barstool history. Disagree.

Which, like who compares to his run? Mine was better. I mean, you had to see that coming, Kevin. You knew he was going to score. Well, yeah, but mine was better. I mean, you had to see that coming, Kevin. You knew he was. Well, yeah, mine was better. I mean, can you give me anything to back it up? Yeah, I will say.

Obviously, yours was awesome. I did everything he did plus more. Well, yours was awesome. But the difference was. YP is like a fucking centerpiece of this championship. I mean, this is like the whole city. This is like a recency bias. Like YP might get a fucking statue, man. The fact that he went from being just a Blues fan,

it wasn't like he had any, like, clout with the team before this run, where you have. You've had your clout with the Red Sox. Did you see when he spoke at the parade? Like, at the fucking... We didn't do one of those. Yeah, but... Yeah, so, but even... You already... You mix it up with the team. He has Boris in the Stanley Cup.

I mean, he's doing a pizza review with the Stanley Cup in three or four months, all of those things, but you have always been around the red Sox. He's never been around. I get deducted points for that. I also don't think, I think that you are like a,

obviously a red Sox super fan, but like what he and Boris did will be like remembered about that team. Like people will remember Boris and the dancing kid. Sure. They'll remember Boris. Well, yeah, sure. Whatever you want to throw shade at YP. Fine. They'll remember Boris. Well, yeah. Sure.

Whatever. You want to throw shade at YP, fine. I'm saying his involvement in that championship was more direct. Without the prop, he's just YP, and it doesn't happen. But he has the prop, though. I mean, his whole brand is Animals and Outdoors. So he used his brand. And I think what he did will be more memorable in that championship than anybody's championships here.

I would completely agree with that. And that's including Dave getting dragged out of the super bowl and making national headlines like what yp is doing like my dad doesn't give a shit about hockey and my dad was like what is this whole thing with this chinchilla and then he pulled up a picture of yp at the parade with what like however many thousands and thousands of people and he's the centerpiece like he's speaking be like you speaking to the entire city of Boston. Yeah, but we didn't do something. But you wouldn't have had a spot to talk to them?

Probably. Really? You think that the Red Sox would have been like, we need Karabas up here to address the city? I was in the fucking parade. I don't think you would have had a speaking part in the parade. I mean, I think you're underestimating how close I was with that team.

Did you get to hold the World Series trophy? Yes. Okay, so that's fine. I did everything that he did plus more. I'm getting a ring. Is he getting a ring? I mean, Courtney Cox, I love her. She works for Nesson.

She got a ring too, Jared. Yeah, but that's completely... If you work for the team, of course you're going to get a ring. When people think to the 2018... The Red Sox own Nesson. That's why people... World Series. What? When they think of that World get it right. When people think to the 2018 World Series, when they think of that World Series,

they'll think of Boris. Fine. They're not thinking about you. No. Right? That's what I'm saying. He will be remembered for this championship. His rat will.

Sure. However you want to describe it, his involvement, I think, has been the most, which is wild because he's he's relatively new and the blues were never you know one of the staple cities or anything like that but i mean like the the people outside of barstool who are going to remember the naked kid and his fucking rat it's not taking anything away from what you did at the world series obviously that's insane and it's not taking anything away from when dave has made headlines when the patriots

have won or fights or anything else but when you look back at the point the other day like more people talked about dave during the super bowl than the actual super right and i would still that one i mean especially that one because the game was so boring so yeah we talked about that on air on friday but it wasn't for dave getting arrested that would have been like the most boring night of my life exactly like. I left at halftime. I was like, I don't even care about what's happening in this game anymore. But we'd still, when you look back that what happened at the Superbowl will still not be as talked about as what YP has done.

I mean, there's just no way. I mean, again, just cause there's, you know, random like moms in St. Louis who don't even know Barstool. He has nothing to do with the blues until this. And he's on a float with Brett Hull and his family, like a blues legend. Like,

it's not like he's just hanging out, you know, on a random float and they just shoved him up there. Like he is on a legends float and addressing the entire city. That's what's holding. I mean, that picture is so fucking crazy. Literally endless amounts of people.

It's like, and I don't know. Like you said, yeah, I don't even know what I would say at that point i mean like he didn't drink i was trashed but if if you had the moment like and they were like all right we want you to speak god knows what would you what would you say i don't know i would by the end by the point that he was at by the end of the parade like i was black but i'm saying like let's say you're not drunk like if you like here's your opportunity yeah what would you like what would you what

would be your angle i don't know i'd have to think about it and that's the thing with yp is he can just hold boris up and it's like everybody goes nuts like he has the the quote prop yeah and the video of boris like running around in the stanley cup and the lady in the background being like you're gonna give him a heart attack like that is the epitome of yp the fact that erica had to kick bor Boris out of living at the old office. And now this rat is on CNN. You know, what's crazy,

crazy, this, that, that whole turn of events probably for better, but probably for worse. We'll just reinforce the, like the barstool, like haphazard way where it's like,

I don't know. You never know. Let's hire this guy. Let's hire this person. Let's hire this person. Let's like, let's do this wacky thing. Cause clearly you never fucking know what might happen. Did he come with it?

No, he came, he came with a wallaby, the wallaby. When, when did he get the chinchilla? He just got that as a pet. Soon after he,

right? No, I think he like, he told me, I've thought that he got it pretty soon after. And he thought that it would be fine to let it live in the office. But then once it was running wild for a long enough, Erica had enough.

Like, I don't think he had Boris beforehand. Right. But I mean, but it's been there basically like most of his, if not all of his, he said he's two and a half. Boris is.

So I don't know. I mean, the beginning of the office is only like three years old. So like for the most part, the old office, well, didn't he lose, like,

didn't he live at the old office for a little bit? Yeah. So then maybe that's why Boris started there was because he didn't have anywhere to live. So his rat didn't have anywhere to live. So his rat lived at HQ. Why is his name Boris? I don't know. I don't know anything.

I just know that, like, I feel like if we could somehow figure out what Boris is thinking, he's got to be traumatized at this point. YP doesn't seem, is sticking to the idea that he lives like a king. And I'm like I think those animals are particularly so dumb and like simple minded that it doesn't matter. Like the amount of times that he had the opportunity to just run away and never did

is fascinating. I mean he never even like squirms out of his hands while YP is like thrust in and passing around the Brett Hall and shit. The amount of noise I mean you think about like. But see he's a magic rat. And aren't they... They're not turtle animals. There's something special with Boris, yeah.

And he's just out in the daytime. Yeah. Soaking it all in. Just wide-eyed in the middle of the night. It's championship, bro. He got his ring. He's just trying to party it up. YP was on...

Like Devlin was shooting something for the Instagram story earlier and YP in dead seriousness said, I'm thinking about just killing myself, but not in a sad way, in a happy way, because it'll never get better. Yeah. Legitimately thought about that. I was like, I'm thinking about just killing myself, but not in a sad way, in a happy way. Cause it'll, it'll never get better.

Yeah. And I was like, I can't reach any higher, but Devlin wouldn't let him. He was like, we can't put this on the Instagram story because you said that in dead seriousness, like I'm going to kill myself,

but he said he was never going to get better. And again, not taking it away from you, but this is something YP never expected. He's not, he never covered. I never expected that. Jared, you, but you covered the Red Sox. I'm not saying you expect it, but this is something YP never expected. He's not, he never covered. I never expected that. Jared,

you, but you covered the Red Sox. I'm not saying you expect it, but he covered the blues. No, he doesn't. He has never been in like regional. No,

he's the blues guy. He went from the outdoors. I remember when they made like their first t-shirt, I was like, damn, like we're selling like blues t-shirts now. Like this company is, is,

is sprawled out so wide now. Like it was not... Your entire career is covering the Red Sox. No one was tuning in to the blues coverage. And so we went from almost nothing to becoming the face of the fandom, of the fans. I mean, the fact is, he's not... It's like him and Jon Hamm.

Yeah, he's not in sports media. He didn't start out blogging the blues, and that's how Dave found him, and then he's continuously covered that team. He came in with a wallaby as the outdoors guy and just happens to be a super fan from St. Louis and is now addressing the city. Arguably the most Stanley cup one.

It's crazy. Improbable considering it's a team that's never even won. It's insane. Never had won a game prior. And now he ends up winning it and addressing like the like what had to be like 200 000 people if like the bruins won and like fights address the crowd it'd be insane but it would make sense it's like oh he's a boston guy he's a big bruins guy dave with the patriots like oh cool but for somebody who has literally nothing to do with sports journalism is the face of a franchise now

that dick flop you, it's crazy. More of an indictment on the fan base than anything else. You're just not, you're just never going to give any love here, huh? No, I think it's cool. It's just not on my level.

I mean, it's, it's, you're right. It's so far, it's so far above it. Sure. It's so far.

It is. Wait till he gets that ring then. Then we'll talk. I mean, he addressed the entire city. It's not like it's some, it's not some like BFE little tiny town where there's like 500 people.

It's St. Louis and he's up... And I would argue that, you know, you being on basically the payroll and getting your own ring means that you're like just part of the organization. Whereas YP, he represents the fans. Did you do like national CNN hits? No.

No, I mean, I probably... I think YP's more of a fan than you are i think you you know it's more of a like they're running him on it they're running him on international you're now more like professional like it's your job whereas yp is you're still paid to do that he's still for the love of the game no he was getting paid to do that that's also his job i will say that as a fan and i understand because i i don't wear fan stuff. But he's more of a fan because he actually wears blue stuff to blues games. Yeah, but he's not credentialed. I'm credentialed.

That's why. Because he's a fan. That's what we're trying to say, Jared. We're not taking this away from you. We're saying he is more of a fan. Yes, it does. If you wear fans. Ask him if he watched every single blues game last year.

The answer is no. The answer is absolutely yes. No, it's not. he watched every single Blues game last year. The answer is no. The answer is absolutely yes. No, it's not. He watched every Blues game. There's no way that people are more obsessive about their team than the Rocket. I'm just saying, the memory that will go down...

Yeah, it's legendary. I'm not taking anything away from him. But it's probably the best ever at Barstool. I'd agree with that. Disagree. I mean, you can't be the biggest fan of your team if you don't watch all the games it's like frankie that's that's just too now we're on two different arguments that's fine you want to say that you're more dedicated to your team that's fine i'm saying his rise to being the blues super fan and the amount of like exposure, the amount of international coverage, the amount that people will remember from that championship, will be YP and his rap,

yes, more so than Jared on the Red Sox, I'm not, I'm not even just, and I, and I listen, like, and what,

and what you did with the Red Sox is fucking awesome, it's incredible, like so many people wanted, it's just not, way more relevant of a team, way better, well, this is a different argument.

It's a way different argument. What was your thing during that championship? What did you do that was memorable? The blogs you wrote? The tweets you sent? So was YP. He was on a legendary...

He was with... I'm not even talking about that. But it doesn't matter. Forget about that. He had people... The game would end and it was like, now we need to watch YP. The Blues experience

was the team and Ben. He was on the ice as soon as they won the Stanley Cup. Were you on he was on the, he was on the ice as soon as they won the Stanley Cup. Were you on the field with the trophy?

Yeah. No, you weren't. Yes, we were. You were. You were with, you were standing next to Alex Cora holding the trophy.

During, yes. Like during the parade, yes. No, after the game. We were field level, yes. You jumped onto the field with the players and held the trophy. We did not get

like on the field. Okay, well that's the difference. You were like field level, yes. Okay, but that's the difference. He was on, like literally on the ice holding the Stanley Cup when the game had just ended. Right. They invited him onto the ice to do that. I was holding the trophy with Alex Cora during the parade, yes. Well, you weren't

on the same float as Alex Cora. Do you not understand the difference of being on the ice as soon as they win? It's like Drake getting to go hold the trophy and you're just field level. I don't care about this argument anymore. Because you're losing it. We literally did the exact same thing and this is rec field level. I don't care about this argument anymore. Well, it's because you're losing it. No, we literally did the exact same thing. And like,

this is recency bias, but it's, you didn't like the day after the field. Like no one had ever done that. Were you? No, it's, and it's fucking cool.

Right. He was physically on the ice. I'm happy for YP. Well, but you do care because you keep saying you've done more. I have, but like, I'm still happy for YP.

Like he's a blues fan. I'm happy that he had that moment. It's really cool. Like, there's happy for YP. He's a Blues fan. I'm happy that he had that moment. It's really cool. There's not a competition. He still can't figure out what the difference is between actually being on the ice when the game is over. At the very worst, it's equals. What he did is not better than what I did.

If you danced every single night and We did videos every single game. For Barstool. People who like Barstool were watching your videos. CNN weren't running those videos. They just weren't. But it's CNN. It's international't. The MLB Network was. But it's CNN. It's national news or international news, and they're showing his rat.

Like, the fact that you, what you did is awesome. You think that CNN is a scale tipper? Who gives a fuck about CNN? Well, it's international news, Jared. Who cares? Well, I think that's a bigger scale. Both things are very cool for, like, a sports fan of a baseball team and a sports fan of a baseball team. Nobody said that.

For sure. Nobody said that. For sure. Nobody said it. It wasn't cool. I just think the nature of what he did is more memorable. Like dancing naked with your rat is something that is like going to be indelible. Bennett. No, whoops. Bennett from Baltimore.

What up? Hey, how's it going, guys? Good. What do you got? Hey, so been a stoolie for a while, but just wanted to say, I mean, the Rocket, do you not understand anything they're trying to say? You're an idiot. They make your point instead of just, like, insulting me.

No, I'm just calling in to say that you're being an absolute idiot for thinking that your run with the Red Sox was bigger than YP's? We did the exact same things. But you didn't. Yes, we did. But you didn't. We did. We did the exact same things.

Did you address the crowd? We didn't have a crowd to address. Well, you didn't do it. It's not even close. Okay, this is recency bias. Tanner from Wisconsinisconsin what do you got carabas you are doing the best job of being a heel right now your pro wrestling fandom is showing off you are single-handedly building up yp's brand and your own during an irrelevant

time in the boston red sox you're a genius you're the best douchebag on air and I love you. Kevin, Casey, you are playing into this awesome This is why I love Barstool. I'm going to hang up. Keep it going. Here's the thing, Tanner, while I understand exactly what you're saying, and I bet you there is some subconscious thing going on. This is not a script.

This is not a heel turn. This is just you genuinely thinking. Because you're definitely equals. Nothing that he did besides speaking to a crowd. He was on the ice holding the trophy after the game. I was on the field! It's the same thing! I held the trophy! Where's the picture of that?

I'm not talking about the fucking parade! Who cares? Right after they won, I held it with them. It's the same thing. You were celebrating on the mound with them? that's what you wanted that's what you won't admit that's what we're talking about okay but why p was on the ice holding the trophy as soon as the clock hit zero you were not on the mound holding the fucking trophy you weren't i don't you care about this way more than i know we all do like You can't even admit it. You're so stupid.

When you think of that Blues team, when everybody thinks of the Blues, you're going to think of Kayla, you're going to think of Jon Hamm, and you'll be thinking about YP and his rat. When people think about that Red Sox team, they'll think about the greatest Red Sox team ever. Not Carabas.

Correct. That just shows how... That just shows that what YP did... The Red Sox are more relevant. The Blues are like... You need a fraudulent... The like, you need like a fraud, like the, like the blues,

no one gives a fuck about the blues. So like they needed something to rally around because the blues themselves were irrelevant. No one can name like a player on the blues. Fine. But it doesn't matter. It's more of a, all of that circumstances leads up to YP doing something that has never been

done here before. I don't, has anybody, has anybody else? I mean, this is an honest question. You can correct me if i'm wrong has anybody ever been on a field or ice or court or whatever holding a trophy at barstool like that i don't think so i think dan got on the field with the cubs right that picture of him on the mound to be his yeah like his twitter

picture because it's like the whole team and then just like dan's head because i don't know when i remember thinking that with yp like his instagram story where he's with all the players and they're still in their pads and all that. It's like, how did he even like, how did that even happen? It's obviously because of the whole family, but at the same time,

it's like these players are wanting to take pictures with him and they just won the Stanley cup. The confetti hadn't even gotten done falling. Yeah. I mean, he's there with like the families and shit. It's fucking crazy. Matt from Kentucky.

What do you got on the rocket? Dude, rocket, man. I've been a stewie for a long time. Love's fucking crazy. Matt from Kentucky, what do you got on the rocket? Dude, rocket, man. I've been a Steely for a long time. Love you, man. But for the average person that's not a Barstool reader, they'd have no fucking clue who you were with that whole World Series thing, man. I'm not saying that they did. I'm just saying

we did similar things. That's what the whole argument is. We did the same thing. You're now changing your argument. It's like what Casey said Like YP was on CNN dude Yeah CNN is the scale tipper No national

National news is I mean it is Not just CNN We're talking about Fox We're talking about MSNBC Like you were never on a national News outlet being interviewed Because of what you were doing

With the Red Sox He was So it's not because it's CNN it's just saying from the magnitude of like i really don't care about this but you do no i don't callers do by the way the the the who's screening the calls is i do that you do that he's he's putting these all in as uh cool down cool down the rocket cool down the rock nick cool down the rocket for us hey man jared you i'm a big fan of you big section 10 guy i love it but for us and nyp was just a dude off the street with some swim trunks and a weird pet and he's on fucking tv that's that's just way bigger that's a different story man

it's more captivating yeah Yeah, it's interesting. Yeah, more interesting than what you did. Frank from Indiana, cool down the rocket. Kravitz, you are an idiot. I'm a Blackhawks fan, and I bought a fucking Boar shirt. Brett Hall and his hottest daughter were kissing this Brett on ice. To say what you did was comparable is insane. Yeah, it kind of is.

It's one of your crazier takes, to be honest. We did the same exact stuff. Yes, we did. You know what i was starting to think i think by the way it's not like your your championship's like 10 years old no it's like it's the most recent world series but this just happened yeah but i again and i have said before to you that it's the coolest thing that you'll ever get to do in your life you have peaked fine what he is doing and what he got to do he got to to hold the Stanley Cup on the ice when the clock hit zero. It hurts, man.

It hurts. I've sat there and I've said, I'm never going to get to do that. I watch YP. He came in here in a matter of years. He's doing something I'll never get to do. You got close, dude. You did. You're making it a me versus YP thing when it's not. I'm just saying that we did. You did that. You know that, right?

John from New York is on your side doing it. John, what do you got? This is Don from upstate New York. But I was calling him. I'm a Yanks fan. Not really. I obviously hate the Red Sox. But Jared's on a point of baseball being a much bigger sport than hockey is.

So it's harder for someone to be at the point that YP is in baseball like YP is in hockey. Especially for a team like the Blues. It's like the Blues are not... Sure, nobody's arguing that. All of the circumstances lead to one thing. YP is the most recognizable face right now associated with the Blues. That's the point. That is what I'm saying. But again, I said that's more of an indictment with the Blues. That's the point.

Again, I said that's more of an indictment on the Blues than it is on whatever you want to call it. He will be more remembered than you are. But it doesn't matter. There's no because of. That's the whole point is that he will be more remembered. That was the whole argument and we didn't turn this on you. You said what I did was cooler.

Roll the tape back. Chris, cool down the rocket. Now you're putting words in my mouth. You said what I did was cooler. Roll the tape back. I didn't fucking say it was cooler. Chris, cool down the rocket. Now you're putting words in my mouth. Here's what happens. When I think about the St. Louis Blues winning the Stanley Cup, I think about YP. When I think of the Boston Red Sox winning the

World Series, your name doesn't even come in my head. Period. End of story. It doesn't matter what the circumstances are. That's just the fact. Jake, cool down the rocket. We might have a segment weekly called cool down the rocket. Jake? Hey, what's going on, guys?

We're just cooling down the rocket. Yeah, rocket, I have to agree with you. I'm agreeing with half of their points. I have to agree with the rocket. I remember the Boston Red Sox parade. I remember seeing Rocket over the edge and drinking his beers, flowing down his chest. And you know what? Fuck the Blues. And we got a good thing going in Chicago. And yeah, we got the Rocket. He's just slaying chicks and having a good time out there in Boston and doing his damn thing, you know. And, you know, does Mr. Boris Oner have a Wikipedia page and all this shit?

No, just a rocket. Rocket's the man. And keep doing your thing, Rocket. You take care, man. Go Brett Sox. Jesus Christ. One more and we'll hit a break. Matt from Maryland, what do you got?

What's going on, guys? So, you know, Rocket, I listen to you guys all the time. And, dude, you exponentially before this were a lot bigger than YP. But YP just did something for Barstool that no one really could do. It gave you a whole other market in St. Louis that you guys don't even have. And the more people that you guys get, you know, the bigger that market's going to be. And he literally just puts you guys on the map. There's Barstool overall. It's going to end up making so much more money because of that, whether it's going to be, and he literally just puts you guys on the map. There's Barstool overall.

It's going to end up making so much more money because of that, whether it's St. Louis, whether it's bumfuck Wisconsin. It doesn't matter. When you get that recognition there, it's just so huge. So whether you're bigger than him or he's bigger than you, what he did was remarkable for Barstool as a whole. Yeah, no, I 100% agree. remarkable for barstool or barstool as a whole yeah no i 100 agree like what yp did is like st lewis is a great sports town and he gave them like like a fucking mascot that you can now sell merch about that mascot to people that may never heard of barstool before but they know who fucking boris is so yeah it's it's i'm not taking anything away from yp this is not me versus yp

all i said was we did the same things that's all i said let's hit a break when we come back maybe we'll hear from uh yp who knows more cck coming back on a monday all right we're back breaking news barstool sports is being sued once again also breaking news it's not because of me always always a a moment of trepidation when I find out that Barstool is in legal trouble. Because for probably like five in a row, it was always my fault. I keep my nose clean, bruh. I'm not trying to get in that legal business anymore. Kirk's podcast came out today, episode one.

Coming in hot! I haven't listened to it yet, but I got a bunch of tweets from people saying that he was talking about my penis. Yeah, we just wrapped up a KFCc radio spot episode will be out tomorrow um he said that he'll probably do a regular spot on his show that's just called like fuck jared carrabbas yeah um he said that he just feels like that's just what the people need and what that's the blueprint everyone that gets hired takes a shot at me that's their first order of business like the last like four hires have done it immediately. Have they really? Yeah.

Ohio Tate, whatever the fuck his name is. White Sox, Dave Kirk. And I feel like I'm missing one. But don't you think you and Kirk are different? Cause you guys are actually friends. Yes.

Yeah. So it's like, but I think Kirk, like Kirk and I can have epic battles. It's just going to be, it can't be forced. It has to be over the right thing. And when it does happen, it's, I feel like it's going to be like the never ending battle. Well, he's also like a worthy adversary. Of course. Whereas like the other two guys that you just named, you don't see them as worthy adversaries. Not at all. No, that's the difference. Right. But Kirk, it's gotta, it's gotta be once, once we start tangling, it's going to be some of the best content for me because of kirk being this he he's a guy that

he's kind of like dave in the sense that once you go at him he has an answer for everything so you never truly beat kirk and when you do he'll never acknowledge that you did so it's a never-ending battle yeah no i mean like i want to see kirk and dave go head-to-head at some point oh god because they both will never admit defeat i i don't think that'll, he's like, I haven't even talked to Dave. Like he's like, I had one conversation with Dave. It'll happen though. Yeah.

I mean, well, but the only thing is with Kirk not being here in this office to like the day to day stuff that could pop off is just never going to happen with Dave. That is true. You know, you really need to be here to really get in the mix. Like,

cause he's, it's not like he's going to just start some argument for no reason with Dave without being able to fight back. He'll create the argument. Well, right. But Dave, for Dave to actually care about it, it would have to be something that he cares about. And it's hard when you're not in his face every day. Well, Dave doesn't really care about most jabs that are taken at him anyway. Like, it takes a lot to get Dave fired up about something to the point where he feels like you would have to not come at Dave.

You'd have to come after Barstool for Dave to attack you back. Like you can say whatever you want. So that's why you're saying when they'll go back and forth, like it would take so much to happen. I asked Kirk. I said, you know, a couple of my friends were concerned. Like what what says you're not going to have, you know, downfall with, with Barstool as well. Yeah. And his answer was incredible.

I'm going to, I'm going to tease it cause I need you to listen to it on KFC radio tomorrow. It was, it was, I mean, Kirk is a very honest guy, but yeah, so he's getting sued.

He's, or we're getting sued now for the Barstool, the Boston globe impersonation, which I, I mean, I figured that was coming. I'm, I'd have to imagine that's very,

very questionable. Yeah. So I don't know how, how, what. I'd have to imagine that's very, very questionable. Yeah. So I don't know how what's going to happen there. It sounds like that's a big time. He's illegal. I don't know. I don't I don't think it is. But maybe I don't know.

So he impersonated. He wasn't working for Barstool yet. He just said he was Kevin Cullen from the Globe. Oh, I was going to say, like, that's different. I thought he was going to. I thought he impersonated a fake person from the globe. But if you impersonate someone who actually exists from the globe. I thought it was great. But this, what's his name?

Kevin Cullen. I believe, is that a real person? I think so. So the guy that he. I thought he maybe did like a Patrick McGillicuddy thing. Like he just picked an Irish name. No. Like, I'm Kevin Cullen from the globe.

That guy that he's talking about, Kirk has investigated for just making up a ton of shit got it in his stories i think he well you don't quote me on this but i'm pretty sure he's gonna call it too so we'll find out yeah i'm pretty sure the guy that kirk pretended to be wrote about being at the boston marathon bombing but he wasn't even yeah i know pretty sure that's what it was like a beef with a guy like that over that so yeah i'm sure it's had a lot of it would imagine that he would pick that person he's still employed by the globe i just i absolutely love people who and there's just few so few of them and i would i would like to be in that category of just like it's 100 raw honest truth at all. There's so few people that do it. Everybody worries about the politics of it or status or likability.

And there's just probably, I can count them on one hand. And he's so unapologetic about it. That's what makes it even real. It's not even like, oh, I'm going to say whatever I want. And then when you get- And it's not for take. It's not for show. It's not for like i'm

trying to stir up drama it's just like i'm just gonna tell you the thoughts that come in my head no matter what they are and and there are people who do that and then once they catch some sort of backlash they'll apologize in some form or fashion he just never will yeah which is why he's a perfect fit for barstool it's funny because you it's one of those things where it's like, you either have to go 100% or not really do it at all. Cause when you, if you do it and apologize, you know what I mean? It's,

it's better to just be like, just conscientious and worried about your image, or you got to go absolutely all the way. Cause if you tow the line, that's where you kind of, it kind of comes across as like shock, Jack shock value, you know?

Um, but when anybody who can just i mean he'll he'll tell you everything about himself that he's gone through what he does like it doesn't like what you know again the honesty he was he was giving me on gays radio was like it's incredible i think it's it's very one of a kind uh so his new podcast is out kirk manahan show he'll be calling in at two o'clock um and in that he said in his new episodes episode, first episode, by the way, it's five days a week. So basically a radio show every day. Yeah.

On demand. So you can listen to whenever you want. He said that they brought up OJ today. It's the most terrifying thing in the world. I got, I just got like the creep goosebumps, you know, when it's like you feel like something scary is about to happen. Is it me? But I, I think OJ comes off as charming.

I don't think it's just you. I think that there's a huge element of that scary i mean i i wouldn't go that far like his but but there's definitely a reason why people disassociate him from like the fact that like there were two bodies laying in a pool of blood like from people do people disassociate him with that not not uh no certainly not It's not like I'm saying like, when you think OJ Simpson, you don't think about the murder. I'm saying they are, they like disconnect what murder is and what he did.

It's like, yeah, they know he's a murderer. Allegedly. But they don't act that way. It's like he, it just became such a thing that is now a salacious gossip story as opposed to this guy murdered two people. It's like everyone knows it, but people just don't act like it.

And I think there's a reason there's some sort of you laugh about it for some sick reason. You're charmed by it for some sick reason. You're just intrigued by it. You know he did it, but you don't. I don't know that he did it. If some. I don't. See, like, even saying that, like, as we're laughing about it, is like... I can't even laugh about it, because

he scares me so much. Does he? See, that was another thing, is like, I don't think O.J. Simpson would murder me. No, I don't think he's going to murder me. That's not like a mass murderer. No, no, no. I don't think he's going to murder me. It's such a lame, like, cheap joke when everyone's like, oh, like, when he's going to get even with people. Let's play the audio. This was the video. So he joins Twitter and leaves a rather ominous

wording here. Hey, Twitter world, this is yours truly. Now coming soon to Twitter, you'll get to read all my thoughts and opinions on just about everything. Now there's a lot of fake OJ accounts out there. So this one at the real OJ 32 is the only official one. So this should's a lot of fake OJ accounts out there. So this one at the real OJ32 is the only official one. So this should be a lot of fun. I got a little getting even to do. So God bless. Take care. That's strange wording.

Especially coming from a guy like him. And when I say I'm scared of him, I'm not scared that he would murder a bunch of people. Obviously, that situation is isolated, crime of passion, whatever. It's that he's so sociopathic and so like able to be to stay innocent in your own. Well, right.

That's what's scary to me. I'm not saying that he, what he's doing is off script. I, it just scares me. Like when you look at the videos, the three videos he's put out three tweets, three videos,

which is fantastic. That smile that he has the whole time, it's maniacal. And he, he just knows that what he's saying is going to have the reaction that it's happening yeah like if that was me if i murdered a bunch of people and got away with it i think i would disappear forever yeah i don't think you'd see me let alone like voluntarily on twitter you know that was talking about 20 something years ago 25 25 25 to the day of the white Bronco right now. Really? Yeah. Okay. So also,

like, tip my cap to that fucking murderer. He knows what he's doing. He's coming back on the anniversary. He's trying to grow this online presence. You know what I said? You called him a savvy murderer this morning. Like,

when we were in the blogger bay, you were like, what a savvy fucking murderer he was. It really is. It's a strange wording to put together, but I'm here for it. One of our coworkers, who,

he asked to remain nameless on this text. Yeah. Weird. He was like, OJ? Yeah. Well, it was because I was like, making fun of the people on the blog for it one of our co-workers who he he asked to remain nameless on this text yeah weird he was like oj yeah well it was because i was like making fun of the people on the blog who were like really into it he was like don't use my name but he was saying he should he should live tweet the white bronco chase like starting you know like at if it started at like 3 p.m or whatever who cares about their reputation that much that they don't want to be associated it was captain cons he's just fine i think uh if if all of a sudden you just,

if OJ just started tweeting as if he was like, all right, so I get in the white Bronco. Orlando, somebody, who do you bring along with him? I don't know. Yeah, like one of his teammates. So I grab like, you know, I grab Carabas and we get in the white Bronco and we're off. And did you realize you're about to get a thread

of him like live tweeting the experience of the white Bronco? I would come in my pants. I mean i i am so obsessed with the oj story i think it's the perfect story i was the perfect age yeah how old were you i was nine because i was in first grade and i remember we we weren't old enough to be able to watch the whole thing but i remember or at least the trial was when i was in first grade because i remember vividly my teachers coming in together like during like a quiet time or whatever and i remember hearing my teacher being like that son of a bitch is gonna walk free i can hear it like it was yesterday i watched the white bronco chase i was at my grandpa's house in meadville pennsylvania

which was in like the middle of fucking nowhere i was watching the nicks rockets on his like he had one of those tvs that had like a wooden like frame around it like a big bubble screen wooden tv and they were breaking into the finals to watch the white bronco chase i remember being in uh my like an english class i think when they they roll the tv in to do the verdict like it was you know very much like very very vivid memories of that i think the whole thing i think is the i think it's the most interesting modern day story like ever yeah i thought that like that that was the first thing that i remember seeing on the news yeah and then i i didn't know him as a football player i was just like why why is this like murder case like such a big deal like it does like every murder case like happened

right on the news and like why is this like this a big deal and i just remember uh like everyone's like i can't wait to see the movie about this can't wait to see the movie about this and there hasn't really been a movie about it well they haven't done it because you can't because no one actually knows like like if you if you came out with a movie like they would have to come out with a movie and change the names of all the characters and it's like based on this well they did so they there's a tv show out now that marshall clark the prosecutor is producing yeah and it was like they they changed the names but like not much you know and uh like what's nicole's and well i just i remember her name is her name is marcia and it's like mariah or something like that in the show. But the, the, the,

the plot was he, it's, it's almost like modern day. It's like this, there's another person that ends up dead and he's being pointed at. And she's like, I got it. Like he got free the last time I got to get him this time. So it's like kind of that like loosely based,

but that you can't do the story. No, without either. I mean, the shows that have tried to do it, the one on FX got like a million awards and tons of accolades. I thought it was like over-the-top cheesy. What was it called? It was called The People vs. OJ.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But was that mostly just like the court stuff or did it actually dramatize the murder? It was post-murder. I don't think there's been anything where you see someone like stabbing the people. Right, right, right. It was just after the fact. Um, by the way,

talking about OJ's whole Twitter thing, we, Rhea brought this up this morning. It was perfect. It's like all these things that we're talking about. And the first thing he wants to clear up is that he's not Khloe Kardashian's dad. Yeah. All of this stuff. And I understand he can't come out and like talk about it.

Well, right. But it's still really funny that, you know, he's coming out. He's saying that everybody's sitting there wanting to hear his thoughts on everything or whatever. And he's like, by the way, I'm really proud of the Kardashian girls did not fuck Kris Jenner. And Khloe's definitely not my daughter.

Like, what are we talking about? You're lying again, dude. Why wouldn't both of those things happen? You could easily just take like a paternity test. You think that Khloe would agree to that, bro? Why wouldn't you? Because you don't want to be fucking OJ Simpson's daughter. Yeah. When you're a Kardashian, if you were

your entire life, you've been a Kardashian and now you're O.J. Simpson's daughter. Yeah, that'd be a tough break. This was O.J.'s second video. That'd be a tough break. This is yours truly. I love yours truly. First venture into the social media world and it's amazing.

Especially how quickly they can put up counterfeit sites. Anyway, we'll deal with that. My life has always been involved in the sports world, and I suspect as the week goes on, that's pretty much what we'll be talking about. But once in a while, I'm going to go off topic and talk about something else, and this is one of those times, you know. Bob Kardashian, he's like a brother to me. He's a great guy. He met and married Chris and they really had a terrific time together when they were

together. Unfortunately, that ended, but never, and I want to stress never in any way, shape or form had I ever had any interest in Chris romantically, sexually, and I never got any indication that she had any interest in me. So all of these stories are just bogus, bad, tasteless. Tasteless. There's O.J. Simpson discussing what's tasteful with you. It is – I believe him, yo. I don't know why, but I do.

I get – I think it's trendy to be repulsed by OJ Simpson. I think he deserves a fair chance, just like anybody else that's going through the process. See, I have no problem with this. I have no problem with this. But then I think about that guy's family. I think about the Goldman family. And they're like, every time I've ever seen them or read anything about them,

and they're just like so mad at the world that their son was stolen from them, and the world just doesn't really care. That would drive me. I'm surprised they haven't murdered someone. I think people definitely care. I think the vast majority. I know it's all about Nicole. No, but I mean even in general. I'm not saying people don't care.

I'm saying that we're joking about it. We're chatting about the gossip. And it's like, yeah, that's because my son has his head chopped off by this guy. What was his involvement? It was like, OJ was married to Nicole and she was messing around

with this dude? I thought, weren't they divorced or separated at the time? They were separated. I don't think they ever actually got fully divorced. But they were not.

I mean, he used to like abuse her for years on end. Ron Goldman, I think just unfortunately was like happened to be wrong place, wrong time, right? Was he like like going for i don't think he was like aiming for ron goldman i think it was just like she he was involved with her and then was like happened to

be there it was they said that he was bringing her glasses back right after glasses at a restaurant so he was like uh i gotta kill you too so i think he was maybe maybe there was something between them maybe they were just friends but i think it was more just like you happen to be there that night huh yeah i don't i and they're just i think everybody assumes that they were parents are just like this like it's not it's not just a gossip story it's not just you know uh it's not a tv show it's not a movie you're watching like it was all real but i get that i also you know you can't like you can't blame the world for being morbidly curious about this kind of shit i mean it's everyone loves this true crime and this is like this was the this was the biggest one ever and the fact that the guy i mean it was a athlete entertainer racially charged time in the world high profile case when

tv and media was evolving so that everyone could watch it uh ends up getting off scott free like i mean just like the amount of things that unfold are so dramatic what are the odds that of course it's gonna it's gonna become more of a story than it is a you're not thinking about the crime you're thinking about the the story of it all well and you bringing up the tv thing too because think about if it happened now the live twitter reaction to it where it's like you could be anywhere reacting then you had to be in front of a tv you had to like live it out that way whereas like a lot of the true crime stuff now if that was in that time it would have been equally and also the casey anthony thing would be the same thing most of

the true crime stuff people are watching is like it's a documentary made after the fact people were watching that unfold that was true reality TV. Do you think the second biggest one to OJ was Casey Anthony? Like ever? Yeah. I mean, probably. When the people get off. Oh, no. Fucking JonBenet Ramsey.

Oh, JonBenet Ramsey. But that wasn't social media either. You almost need some sort of mystery. If it's just like this person died and this person did it and they catch him. I mean, there's a bunch that are. The Jinx was huge. Making a Murderer was huge. That's what I'm saying. Staircase was huge making a murderer was huge that's what i'm saying so like coming back to or not coming back coming on to twitter

like the whole making a murderer thing was named steve avery that reopened the case like yeah that was like a cold case and then like everyone gets like up up in arms about it but then but oj i mean it's like you couldn't you just reopen the reinvestigate no i think it's double jeopardy because i think that he's i think that there's new evidence yeah always open up i think but i from what i understand with double jeopardy is if you've been found guilty or not guilty you cannot be tried for the same crime and i'm and i'm saying this like obviously just completely as like a civilian i obviously did not go to law school but from what i understand is like he was already proven not guilty for those two murders and that they like if there was just like now they can do civil irrefutable dna evidence now somehow some fucking video comes out if he confesses after the fact like i want a lawyer to

call in about double jeopardy because i know they made that movie that was ashley judd and it was like milly jones yeah it's like she didn't kill her husband but they said she did and then she could actually kill him in the end i know obviously i'm sure there's some shit that you can't like get around but yeah i mean i'm pretty sure he's completely scott because a lot of those cold cases they didn't have a suspect for sure like they reopen it years later because more evidence comes in it was never a full trial i don't even think it's a matter of oh we have new evidence i think it's a matter of we have new ways to look at the evidence that we had before. Right, but I think from a court case, you can't do that.

Now they could do like the history. But the flip side would be crazy too if it was just like, no, you got to come back in. We're doing it again. It's like, yo, I've been found innocent. Like I didn't do this. It's like, well, no, computers got a little bit better this year. So now we're going to, you know, it's like that you can't, you start splitting hairs and it's like, well, it got a little bit better this year so now we're gonna you know it's like that you can't you start splitting hairs and it's like yeah it's a slippery slope now nicole and ron's families can like sue him personally if more stuff comes out but from like a criminal case i

don't i don't think that you can imagine i don't think so at least imagine if he just said like yeah i mean you write that book or there's something called if i did it yeah it's like and then there was over the weekend there was which is the fake account that he was talking Did he write that book? Or there's something called If I Did It. Yeah, it's like, I did it. He just said, I did it. He's taunting people. And then there was, over the weekend, there was, which is the fake account that he was talking about, somebody made a fake account and just changed like an I and an L or something and said, I murdered her or I did it or something. I killed the bitch. I killed the bitch.

But it's like, I mean, and then Bill Cosby tweets too. Oh my God. Bill Cosby's wife runs his account. And on Father's Day tweeted, Hi from America's dad. Like, let's remember what a blessing it is to be a father. So OJ and Bill Cosby running wild in the Twitter streets. As like reprehensible and gross as that is, part of me just loves how the internet is the wild fucking west.

Still. Like anything goes, man. Murderers and rapists are just chit-chatting it up in the world is like like retweet what the fuck is wrong with the world i got a lot of getting even to do let's hit a break when we come back kirk manhattan at the top of the hour talking all drama the latest barstool legal legal jesus christ the latest barstool legal issues also uh it sounds like he was uh he brought up the an issue from 2014 with Aaron Andrews where Big Cat said he should be fired. So there's already a little inter-barstool drama.

I guess he addressed that on the podcast. I didn't know that happened. It sounds like on the rundown, he said – When it was actually happening? Yeah. This was back in 2014, I the uh was the tweets in question kirk had called her a gutless bitch and i think dan said something the effect of like if all you're gonna do is call someone a gutless bitch like you're not that good at your job which i'm sure

dan would stand by that to this day but you know kirk coming in hot with a he's stirring the pot internally and we all know how that goes around here it's like you know you would think everyone at barstool is like big bad tough guys with the fucking pirate ship reputation. Yeah. But, you know, you take a couple shots, you say a couple things, and people get all bent out of shape. How awkward was that for you when you blogged about Dallas being ugly? Yeah. That was tough.

And he remembered. No, he remembered. He remembered. Now, that's. Did he call you out face to face um i think by the time we had met face to face it was kind of dead by then but um i mean yeah listen dallas braden was an ugly dude like i actually think that that was less awkward than had i been like dallas is a a shit broadcast oh yeah yeah get him off baseball tonight yeah i think I even said he's great on...

It was also just more of the look in general. The suit and the whole... He looks like Happy Gilmore's cat. Preposterous. He still does. The videos he does coming out of his pool... So creepy. I actually think he's better when he just lets it flow.

I think part of it was like his hair was pulled back and like a bun. I was like, bro, you are wild, man. You got to let that shit flow. What a rock. I wish he would do more of those videos i wish you would not i think they're so funny i think they're so head popping out i just always love thinking about like uh like anybody who makes weird videos from yp down to dallas like the thought of like his daughters are like running around in the backyard or his wife's like you know grilling up food and he's like all right hang on a second he hops in the hot tub he's like like popping out of the chaps in the bathtub videos

how about chaps on this hawaiian like fucking dream vacation proposed to yesterday congratulations to the chaps family did she give him a ring like how does that work i don't know i just know i just know he's been wanting this for a long time he talks about about it a lot. It finally happened. He finally got it in Hawaii. I mean, great spot to be proposed to. On Father's Day too, right? Big time. I would die to go on a vacation like that right now. Oh, yeah.

I don't want to deal with the flight, but I've always wanted to see Pearl Harbor. That sounds like a terrible trip. Pearl Harbor, I mean, it's surreal. It would be super. Pass. There's so many things like. Pass on that.

When we went to Hawaii as like a family, I was in junior high maybe. We did Pearl Harbor when we first landed in Hawaii. And then we took, we went to Maui. So like we saw it, we did it. And then we were like, okay, now we're going to go to like an actual vacation. I certainly can appreciate the history of it and the perspective you can gain and all that. But like, I'm also just not trying to do that on my vacation. But it's Hawaii. It's like you can, you can go there, of it and the perspective you can gain and all that but like i'm also just not trying to do that on my vacation but it's hawaii it's like you can you can go there check

it out it's not like you're going there for that it's like you get to see you just make a stop or i could like just like sit on the beach and stay you can do both if you want to yeah if you don't want to do you don't have to do it people come to new york and don't go to ground zero like yeah see i yeah i wouldn't do. I don't think I would go to these historically sad and terrible places. How about the people going to Chernobyl right now? What the fuck is that about?

There's literally nothing to see. I don't know what that is. What is it? You don't know what Chernobyl is? What is that? Give me a guess. What is Chernobyl? Chernobyl? He just said that like he was in a spelling bee.

Chernobyl. That's kind of crazy, right? You should just know this as an adult, but then also... It's like headline news. Yeah, it's been in pop culture for the past eight weeks. Chernobyl? Chernobyl. Oh, yeah, it's huge.

I mean, part of my take has been... C-H-E-R-N-O-B-Y-L. Is it like a fire festival type deal? Well, expand upon that. What do you think? In the sense that there was like human suffering? Sure. Fire festival and Chernobyl are the same.

I have no idea what this is. I would say different types of human suffering, potentially. Chernobyl was arguably the world's worst nuclear uh disaster it was a power plant in real life power plant that like exploded when did this happen 1986 okay there's a tv show what's that all right let's let's let's kirk's on the line and then we'll get back to your fucking history lesson over here kirk minahan joins the program right now. Kirk, I was just trying to explain to Karabas what Chernobyl was because he has absolutely no idea about anything

other than the sport of baseball because he's a fucking doofus. Well, I assume Karabas was a child who survived Chernobyl given his brain and his mental acumen and just, you know, somebody took him out and adopted him like in Saugus and took him from Russia. No, that didn't happen. Honestly, it sounds like Chernobyl was like in Saugus, and took him from Russia. No, that didn't happen.

Honestly, it sounds like Chernobyl was better than Saugus. It sounds like it was a better place to grow up than that fucking white trash. I'll tell you what, Chernobyl is like, not a lot of laughs. I've watched a couple of shows, and it turns out it wasn't as funny as I thought it was. No, not much. Not in a pet killing, Kirk? Do you want to watch dogs die? No, it's not.

I expected a couple of laughs, maybe a couple of hot sex scenes. I mean, nothing. None of that. Zero. None of that. So I just finished talking to you on KC Radio. Within the fucking 45 minutes afterwards, you've now gotten Barstool Sports sued, and people are buzzing because you're stirring the pot internally.

So welcome to the fucking show. Well, yeah, I mean, you know, I have to say I am a little surprised because I just forgot about it. It had gone away, but I guess Somerville Mayor Joe Curtatone took the brave decision that because he was pranked on a phone call, he decided to use the city of Somerville's tax money to sue Barstool and me, I think, collectively, correct? You would know better than me.

Yes, according to, so I read the complaint. It's like three or four pages. It goes really after Dave and me, the two of us, and it seems like he's going to donate the money he gets from that to some women's organization, which is great. I am right now meeting with my team of lawyers and preparing a counter-sue, which is going to be aggressive. And I've looked right now, I just threw this out, it's going to be for $500 billion is what I'm looking for. Because emotionally, as somebody who, we talked about this earlier, KFC, somebody who's gone through some mental illness,

I feel like I'm being triggered again. And I really, you know, I can't be a pilot. So I feel like I have to get my guys together and put together a solid countersuit. I mean, really, when you look at it, this guy is just, this is bullying of someone with mental health issues, which good luck in 2019. Thank you. I just don't, I don't think it's going to work. So is he suing you for pretending to be somebody else? Is that the whole crux of it? Yes. So I called and my, my understanding is that Massachusetts is a, once you get consent from somebody, then you're good to go. Uh, and so we had a little bit of fun as an expense and I

guess he didn't like it. It is crazy though. Like, so like, obviously I tried to call him to get him on a bunch of times. He said, no, I think we talked about this like an hour ago, Kevin. And, uh, and he said, no, we want to talk to me? So I said, somebody from the globe. He said, yes. We put it on the blog. And like, you know, I guess he just couldn't handle it. And I mean, you got to read like, he spells my name wrong. I think he says that he has like a fax part of it.

One of the faxes, because poor Noah was embarrassed by this whole thing, he decided to attack him. It's totally like banana land. It's fine. I mean, to me, it's great. I wish I could get sued every day. It's actually entertaining. It is usually good for business. Yeah. Yeah. And they'll make the podcast fun tomorrow.

And hopefully we've reached out to Kurt Atoni and his lawyer. Hopefully I'm sure they'll say yes. We're willing to have them come on tomorrow and join us. I've also called them again as Kevin Colin and asked if they want to come on and get tomorrow. I didn't realize, I didn't realize it was Joe Curtatone or whatever suing. I thought it was going to be the Globe having a problem with you misrepresenting. Yeah.

They don't care? Kevin Collin doesn't care? That's true. Yeah, great idea. Good idea. Let's get them involved. Yeah, sorry. I didn't want to do it for them.

My first reaction was like, oh, this is going to be the Globe saying that you're fucking with their reputation or something. The guy suing, you can't sue someone because you got a prank call, bro. I don't think that's going to work. Well, you can. You can definitely, obviously, do it. But, I mean, it's not going to work. Again, my legal people, my team of Mike Portnoy Esquire,

assured me that the idea of seeing Mike Portnoy and Curtis Toney in court together is just tremendous. I literally can't wait for this. This is going to be bigger than OJ, I think, in a while. You definitely don't want to settle out of court. Yeah, you don't want to settle. We need this to go to court and trial. Yeah, Casey, I don't think I'm going to settle with this guy. I don't think the suit's that strong.

Again, read it. If you guys think I'm wrong, go crazy. Unless I'm missing something, I don't know. But again, I'm disappointed it took me two hours as an official Barstool employee to get sued. When I saw, man, I had a string going for five, six, seven years where I must have got this company sued like double digits. And when I see that Barstool's in legal trouble, I always get like my heart stops for a second. I'm happy to pass the torch to you, Kirk. Cause as, as much as it is, uh, you know, good for the podcast and good for material, you can, you can carry that torch. Cause I don't need that in my life right now.

Well, how does the process work? So amazingly, I've never been sued, which is weird. Well, how does it, how, you know, what's, what's the main, this is the one thing where I, as much as I hate Dave and as much as I go at him all the time, I can never knock him for this. Anytime I've gotten us sued, Daddy Portnoy just takes care of it. So I don't know what's going to happen with you. The one I got in trouble for was a $100 million lawsuit where I joked about someone being a pedophile. It turns out I was 100% completely in the wrong and we absolutely probably would have lost that lawsuit. And the only reason we didn't

is because the guy fucked up filing the paperwork and like the statute of limitations ran out. So- Yeah, that's why you've got to be, yeah, with stuff like, I mean, with stuff like pedophilia, you got to be like the famous ones, like the Woody Allens or the Harvey Weinstein's

or the Jared Kravitz's. I mean like the famous- Steve Peralta. The famous people who were guilty of doing that. Yeah. I think you have to do that. Yeah. Kirk, I haven't listened to the new podcast yet, but I heard that you came at me on episode one, which is smart. It's a good business move for you. Got a lot of people buzzing already.

Did you, did you like, did you have any thought process going into that being like, this is a strategic move for me? Cause obviously I want to create some buzz and this is the way to do it? First of all, really, really good question, Jared. Really well thought out. You're really good at this. Secondly, I just think, to me, you amuse me just because, I don't know, something about you is just such an emptiness here.

There's such a death in those eyes. I see it and there's nothing working. I find it amusing, but you know I like you. I don't think anybody thinks I don't like you. I can't imagine people would interpret that. Do you get the sense that people think that? No, not at all. People do ask me because they're curious.

I don't think that they are under the impression that you don't like me. They're like, wait, does he like you? I'm like, sometimes. It just depends on the day, really. Yeah, no, no, no, no. Absolutely, yes. I commented before. If you guys look at Karpis' hands, he has unusually small hands for a man.

Look at them, show them. You've said that before, and then people have come up to me and been like, hey, can I size up hands with you? And then I've done it, and they're like, oh shit, I guess I have small hands too, because I have comparable hands to a lot of people. But at the time, in my defense, I didn't know about the Chernobyl thing. I feel bad about that now.

Obviously, it's one of the deformities that happened after the tragic accident when you were a youth. I feel bad about that now. Obviously, it's one of the deformities that happened after the tragic accident when you were a youth. I understand that. Kirk of all the... What shows... What shows... Sorry, Keith.

What shows do you watch, Jared? What's your viewing... Is there anything going on? Like, currently? No, 1982. Yes, currently. What are you watching?

You're asking me what I watch now compared to what's my favorite show. Those are two different questions, Kirk. You're really good at this. What I'm saying... Oh, you are mad. I at this. What I'm saying is, what do you watch when you're not watching growing men swinging the ball with a stick?

Nothing. That's all I watch. He is the most uncultured person in the world. He knows nothing outside the realm of baseball. You don't read books? You don't watch documentaries? When am I going to have time to read books, Kirk? You like Breaking Bad.

That's the only thing I've ever heard him talk about is Breaking Bad. You're not married. You don't have kids. I think you have plenty of time in your busy days. You don't know if I have kids. First of all, Kirk, if you want to get sued a second time, let me know. Because you don't know if I have kids or not. So let's not misrepresent what my life is actually like.

Well, why would you sue me for saying that you don't have kids? What would the lawsuit be there? I mean, it's a false representation. for saying that you don't have kids? What would the lawsuit be there? I mean, it's a false representation. You don't know if I have kids. What are the damages? Prove your damages. I mean, I'm curious. I think the counter suit would be, oh, okay, I didn't realize. Why, do you have kids? No. Okay. You didn't know that.

There you go. Well, I assumed that that was the case. I don't even know why that would be an insult, though. No, I was going to say, of all the worthy adversaries at Barstool, do you think that Jared Kravitz is one of them? Like if you really wanted to go after him? No, it's punching,

it's punching down. It's a good way to start. You start at the bottom, you work your way to the top. Like it's like, you know, corrupt. But I've,

I've Jared, give me, I want you to like somebody's basement to do the podcast with you like five years ago. I mean, that has to buy me some goodwill. No, yeah,

yeah, yeah, no, he came into Pete's mom's basement like four or five years ago. Well, that was nice. Yeah. No, he's been on Section 10 like two or three times.

You usually come at Steve, though. This is uncharted waters for you to come at me, but I understand not even Steve not being on your radar whatsoever. He's been dead for what, like two years now? Hasn't he?

Yeah, minimum. Is he still alive? Not really. No, he's technically sure, but he's now in a fake relationship with Garen Austin. Oh, well, there are others who are in that relationship as well, is my understanding, but that's okay.

I don't think... I think I'll avoid that part. Yeah, I don't know. I'll wait until the next lawsuit for that one. One lawsuit at a time, Kurt. We don't need any more slander here. Oh, it's so good, though. But Jared, I know you have no idea what I'm talking about, right?

No, no, no. No, no, no. Moving on. No, no, no. Moving on. One of the other moments, one of the other points of contention today is apparently you brought up a time in the past when I believe Dan was calling for you to be fired. Is that what the story on the podcast is? First of all, I've met

somebody on Earth, one of these fans of mine. On Earth, some tweets are in the Aaron Andrews thing, which I have laid on the sword for five million times. So I guess Dan at the time was basically tweeting out, I didn't even see them, that I should be fired for it. I kind of joked around about it today. I didn't even think about it. And he reaches out

and messaged me right away. He's like, what's going on? I'm like, holy shit. Are you that concerned about it, man? You're a big star. Don't worry about it. Well, I had mentioned to you on KFC Radio, despite the reputation, people definitely get very touchy about how they're being portrayed and whatnot. So Dan's very conscientious of his image. Is he in life about to have a baby or something? Yeah, no, he's on the verge. D-Day's coming for him.

Let's not worry about that. I also think he probably, was it more like, you know, just wants to make sure he's good with you? No, he's not. But that's okay. I'll get him another time. I'll lay low until the time is right. I can't deal with all his wife's and labor. No, but if he thought I should have been fired, then okay. Yeah'll get him another time. I'll lay low until the time is right. I can't deal with all his wives and labor. No, but if he thought I should have been fired,

then okay. People are trying to stir up shit. I met him once. I met him in Minnesota or maybe Atlanta this year. He seemed like a very nice guy. No big deal. I don't think those guys, maybe I'm wrong. You guys know better than me. They don't strike me as crazy fighter types. I think they want peace. Definitely a peaceful gang for sure.

I think that's more fans, I think, kicking things. Yeah, I know. Definitely a peaceful gang, for sure. I think that's... Yeah, no big deal. That'll be more... That's more fans, I think, kicking things up and stirring it around. But there's, you know, you're getting the external and the internal right here already on day one.

I mean, what the fuck? Like, I'm just trying to do a podcast and be left alone. I'm getting attacked by Dan. I'm getting attacked by Carabas. I'm getting sued. I'm not... I'm one of your biggest supporters.

Jared, it hurts. It hurts. I don't want to talk. I'm sensitive I'm one of your biggest supporters Jared it hurts it hurts I don't want to talk I'm sensitive it hurts mental health Jared Jared

you gotta be careful mental health I don't want to get hey Kirk hey Kirk did you make a did you make like a list of people who reached out to you

to say something nice to you when you were going through your mental struggles because if I'm not on that list then I would you were not on it I'm on it though right Kirk I have to be on it

yes Casey was very nice Jared I would say kill yourself asshole it's not a nice have to be on it yes Casey was very nice see Jared I would say kill yourself asshole it's not a nice thing to say to somebody I mean you know I'm happy to produce the text I mean it was

grammatically correct there was a comma after the yourself when did you send that to him an asshole but that's okay right when the story came out that's incredible

no I'm kidding Karabas Karabas Karabas you seem a little am I wrong that Jared seems a little upset about this whole thing it's okay no you act kidding Karabas Karabas Karabas you seem a little am I wrong that Jared seems a little upset about this whole thing

it's okay no you act like this is the first time that you've done this let me tell you what happened it's not the first time Jared's all bent out of shape

he seems a little Jared's all bent out of shape because today I was talking about how YP another employee here that you'll get to meet yes

he was the face of the Blues championship run him and his pet chinchilla, and he went super viral, and I said, because he was on the ice with the Cup, he was with the Hull family, he was

with the players, he was with Jon Hamm, he was at the parade, he addressed millions of people. I said that what he did here at Barstool was probably the best championship run that any blogger has had at Barstool. And Jared got very very upset that we disrespected him

and his Red Sox runs saying that he is synonymous with the 2018 Red Sox he said when people think of the Red Sox championship run they will think of Jared Kourabas I actually said the opposite so he's all bent out of shape you're just getting him all pissy right now

I apologize to get you on a bad day, buddy. Reach out any time. I'm around. Although I think, again, right now, I'm not sure what my future looks like legally. I don't know what – I have young children. I don't know what a life in prison is going to be like. I don't know if I'm going to be able to visit me, if I'm going to have contact in prison. Maybe I'll take a lover in prison.

How long do you think it would take for someone to make you their bitch in prison? I mean, it depends on what they look like. I mean, I can fall into the spell of a man if he's, if he has the right eyes, be a soft eyes, I'm fine. But I mean, I think I'm one of those guys, like you could say that, but I'm smart. Like I would be, I'd be leaving after like three months. I'd have people killing each other. There's no doubt.

I have no doubt. I could see. I'm looking at 30 or 40 years in jail for this. That wouldn't surprise me. I think if you went to jail in the area, in like the New England area where you've made your bones your whole career, I think that people would, you know, probably the only entertainment they've maybe gotten is a radio here and there. Yeah. You might be king of that joint right away.

You might be a celebrity. I'll tell you exactly what happened already. I'm already ready for it. So I got the lawsuit, drove right over to Bill Ricker, got a face tattoo, got some grills. And like I'm sort of ready for this life now. I've kind of now I'm sort of in character and like, don't fuck with me. I did 12 pushups earlier. So I'm kind of like, I'm sort of there already.

You have tattoos on the face. Let's go. It's kind of time, I think. Yeah. And for the record, the globe rider that you impersonated was the one who said that he was at the Boston Marathon bombing, but was never there. Well, he said he was the Boston Marathon bombing. Then he said he was a mile away.

Then he said he was at his house. And he told me on the phone, you didn't remember where he was. And then he said he was there. Then he said he was two miles away. And then he said he didn't remember where he was. So there's a bunch of things. Yeah. I don't, I gotta say,

I don't feel too bad pretending I'm Kevin Cullen talking to this idiot, Kurt Atoni. I think, I think, I think I'll, I think I'll sleep okay today. And he has, he'll have his day in court and I'll have my day in court as well. When I, in this idiot, Kurt Atonia. I think I'll sleep okay today. And he'll have his day in court, and I'll have my day in court as well. This afternoon, I believe we're going to announce the counter-sue, which is going to be substantial.

And what exactly are you suing for? Like mental distress? Yeah, mental distress. Emotional distress. What else? You guys have anything else good or no? I think anguish is usually a good one. Anguish is a good word for sure. Emotional anguish.

Emotional abuse. I think you're going to get definitely throw an abuse. Yeah. And actually physically, if I were you, I would probably be checking back into some sort of facility because, you know, this is just breaking you down mentally so hard right now.

Yeah. And I know the poor no would be comfortable with me taking a mental health leave. I know they have a nice policy for that. I'll talk to the people at HR and we'll get that going. I don't see a big issue. This is HR. You're talking to HR. This is the most insight you will get here behind the scenes at Barstool.

Well, you're coming in hot to say the least, dude. The podcast is five days a week. Have you recorded today's yet? When do you record? Are you going to talk about all this, obviously? No, we'll do it. Unfortunately, we'll do it tomorrow.

Today's is already up. Tomorrow's will be up at 11 o'clock. We're going to try and get Kurt Antonio. We're trying to get the lawyer on. We're going to have our lawyer on. We're going to discuss this whole horrible thing. What I'm going through is it worse than what Nelson Mandela went through? Yeah, in a lot of ways

it is. Does Jared know who Nelson Mandela is? No, he thinks he's the third baseman in the Blue Jays. I will say, his eyes got kind of big, you know, he didn't know who that was. It was a prospect that gave up in the Chris Sale trade. Nelson Mandela, he's in double A right now. He's making moves.

Not a great hitter, but he's good with the glove. Speed guy. I'm leaving on that. Have a good one, bro. Thanks, Kirk. Bye, Kirk. You can catch him five days a week on the Kirk Minahan Show. Obviously, a lot going on in just a single day.

That's the Kirk Minahan effect for you folks. He's an interesting character, that Kirk Manahan. He Skyped from inside his car for KFC Radio, and it was like Mike Portnoy would have been more technologically adept and more comfortable in this interview than Kirk was. He's like, I can't. How do I fucking work this thing? What am I supposed to do with it?

He's playing that up because he was playing that card years ago when he called into Section 10. He was like, fucking, I had to download Snap Face and this and that. Yeah, yeah. The bell check. Yeah.

Insta Snap. We're on to you. He's technologically savvy. Very, very smart. Yeah. He knows how to work that kind of stuff. So, So back to Chernobyl.

Chernobyl, man. You've never heard of Chernobyl? No. Do you follow any- I'm very good with history. You've never heard of Chernobyl. I mean, you're not good with history. I mean, like, all right, so I don't know one event, so that means I know no events.

Well, it's like not knowing Pearl Harbor. That's wildly not even close. I mean, it was a really fucking big deal. Like, hundreds of thousands of people probably died because of fucking radiation and cancer. Okay. Well, it was the biggest nuclear disaster in Russia, Chernobyl. Got it. And so like the power plant like exploded because they were fucking, they were trying

to pass a safety test and they pushed like they like rushed through it and they fucked it all up. And so like the entire city is still abandoned to this day. Still is like bubbling with radiation. And like, I mean, probably legit the, the Soviet union's official, uh,

death toll is 31 people died. And like, I mean, literally tens and maybe hundreds of thousands of people probably got radiation cancer because those are, there's the physical people in the plant. It was, they said it was the,

the, like the burning of the, um, of the like the core was something like eight Hiroshima atomic bombs going off every hour or something like that. The numbers were

off the fucking charts. How? What? I mean, I'm just going to go down a YouTube wormhole. So the reason this is all why it's even crazier, you don't know it, is HBO just did a five-part miniseries on it. Okay. And it's.

I feel like it's all over Twitter. I don't look at my timeline. It's hard to, it's really hard to. You don't see like big caps on mainstream news. No, it's like mainstream news. Like Josh says, mainstream news. You know what's on? It's on CNN.

It's right next to YP and Boris. It's true. But you don't like read like what Dan tweets. Like Dan's been tweeting about it. I don to YP and Boris. It's true. But you don't read what Dan tweets? Dan's been tweeting about it. Don't look at my timeline. Just his mentions. I look at my mentions and I look at my lists. If it's not talking about the Red Sox or Jared,

he's not interested. Were there any Red Sox in Chernobyl? No. Was Jared in Chernobyl? No. Guess what he doesn't care about? Chernobyl. I feel like we learned about Chernobyl in school multiple times. Like, not just once. Well, it's weird because, and we've talked about this on KC Radio before, there's an education blackout that everyone experiences because the textbooks are not old enough.

So, like, when you were in the 90s, your textbook probably didn't have anything from 1986 in there because your textbook probably was written 20 years earlier and stopped at like 1980 and so and you know how it goes like by the end of the school year they rush through the last like fucking 10 topics you spend like weeks and weeks and months on like the french and indian war some shit and then by the time you get to modern day they don't even talk about it so you have like this and then you're also too young to watch the news so like when chernobyl was going down or when people were talking about it even in your childhood you're not watching the news 86 yeah so like so so like even so by the time you're like 10 years old you're still not like let me tune into the news and like hear about like what's you know what the fallout has been from nuclear power in chernobyl so yeah i mean you probably

shouldn't really know about it it's like i don I mean, you should, but I understand why you don't. Right. I feel like, and maybe I just, maybe we talked about it in college, but I do definitely remember talking about the fallout from it because it was talking about the, you know, the radiation or whatever, but it's a, everyone's talking about the show. I mean, the show is so, so popular. It's all like historically accurate, but it's, it's like a fiction. It was five parts, probably

a month and a half ago. Around when Game of Thrones was ending. It was when Game of Thrones ended. It started after that. Or one week. It overlapped a little bit. This is the first time you guys have mentioned it. It is so fucking good. No, we talked about it on the show because we talked about maybe it was fights because I said I don't want to watch

all the dogs dying. It is bleak and they like really portray like there were people on the scene right away trying to fight like like there were firefighters like we got to put the fire out and it was like a raging nuclear catastrophe it was not a fire yeah and so like they're like the skin melting and people dying immediately and then they they, they like chronicled how, um, how they needed to like stop the bleeding with all this radiation. Like, like the,

the, the, the recovery, um, like efforts was, it was like, you know, an impossible problem to fix.

Like, how do you stop this from, how did it happen to you? So like there, I mean, that guy's fired. Yeah. Well,

so they, they were on trial and they like, you know, the Soviets were like, I think they got sentenced to 10 years hard labor. And it was like, you're pretty much responsible for tens of thousands of deaths. And they were just like, yeah, potentially hundreds. I mean, I mean, definitely hundreds. Like, yeah. I mean, it's pretty much anybody who got cancer in like the eighties and nineties in like

in Russia, I would call. What was like the radius, like the eighties and nineties in like in Russia, I would call what was like the radius, like the blast radius. Uh, it was not, it's not like an explosion. It's like, it was just like,

like funneling up into the sky. But they said like, so Chernobyl is still completely abandoned. And I think like a couple other cities, uh, needed to be abandoned. And there was like, what's actually crazy is they,

they took a couple of steps like in the, in like the most critical moments that had they not, it would have wiped out like half of Russia. It And there was like, what's actually crazy is they, they took a couple of steps like in the, in like the most critical moments that had they not, it would have wiped out like half of Russia. It would have been like, it would have been like, I think they, the water like for the whole, like half of Russia would have been infected and like,

huh? What's it called? Contaminated. And people are like going to Chernobyl right now. Like in there's like Instagram models that are going to like take pictures and stuff there. Like some parts you can go, but like if you, if you get out like a radiation meter, like it's like, yeah, this is radioactive.

Not like enough to kill you, but it's just like, there's just abandoned schools and like they kept showing this Ferris wheel. Like everyone just got up and left and people are like, yeah, we're in Chernobyl. So they're going back now because the show is so big. Yeah. The show got so popular. I feel like that would be an ill-advised decision. I would agree.

So I'm not going to go to Pearl Harbor or Chernobyl. I would argue that going to Pearl Harbor makes a little bit more sense than going to Chernobyl. Just a tad. It can also be educational. Like, Chaps, I don't know if you dropped the podcast yet, but he said there was a Pearl Harbor survivor that was giving a firsthand account to one of his kids. Both of his daughters, yeah. Yeah, like cool is not the word, but a firsthand account to one of his kids. Like that was of his daughters. Yeah. Yeah. Like cool is not the word, but it's like, that's fascinating.

Surreal. Yeah. Yeah. My dad was in town for father's day and he wanted to see ground zero cause he hadn't been to New York since September 11th happened. And he said that it was just like, he didn't want to like hang out and like, you know, take a bunch of pictures or whatever. He said that he just wanted to, to kind of soak it in, soak it in.

But he was like, one of the cool, you know, the coolest things is when he listens to people who did survive it. And then now being there, I would assume talking to somebody who survived Pearl Harbor at Pearl Harbor, it's like the coolest. And again, cool is not the right word,

but the most surreal thing you can get. Yeah. Yeah. And like, you don't get the opportunity to just do that. Like those guys just aren't walking around the streets. Like they're not doing seminars. Like they're like the guy said, he like felt obligated to go back.

He's like, I have to like tell the story. He's like, none of us are survivors. Like we still have to live with this. Broken Mike Casey Smith. It's just not even fun anymore. It's not even broken. It's I, I don't know. You're good.

I don't understand who sits here. I know, but it's like so low. Yeah, me too. It's like touching the table. It is a little bizarre. I will. I feel like whoever's in here ahead of time is fucking with you but was kb which made complete sense because kb is total weirdo total weirdo lives on a different planet different universal whole thing

but i think it's roan now it's it's somebody from the yak yeah yeah speaking of shout out to dan congratulations little cat little cats arrived 6.9 ounces which is just like it's fucking just serendipity man just divine intervention on june six pounds nine ounces the 19th so there's a six and a nine in that it's a it's some things are just meant to be so uh dad cat is here and um you know there's no going back now no going everything is is different forever now did we did we know that the due date was yesterday like i knew it was supposed to be june july so he had we were supposed to record and he said like you know i'm not going to make it i think i think this might be go time and i was just like be prepared for a false alarm because usually

everybody has like one false alarm and i i didn't know when the due date was so i thought maybe it was later so i was like you know i i don't want to get you not excited but just be prepared that you might be coming back home in an hour you know nope clearly not that i was i was under the impression it was happening in late july for some reason i don't know why i thought that so it like shocked me this morning when i woke up and i was like oh maybe i was just misinformed yeah i mean he played it pretty to the vest, so I don't think anybody really knew the exact date or even really when. We don't know the name either. No, he said he's not going to be telling the name.

That's fair. So Lil Cat it is. A little tiny thing, six pounds, nine ounces. Got mom's jeans, not dad's jeans. I was hoping it was Baby Cat, but I guess Baby Cat doesn't really work when it's no longer a baby. Like that would be tough. Like he can't be like 15 years old and be like baby cat.

Oh yeah. I mean all the rappers that have little, like little cat makes sense because it's big cat, little cat. But I, I just was, I think baby cat, I don't know why I really wanted that to happen.

I mean you can call it baby cat, whatever. No, no. If Dan wants him to be called little cat, he's little cat. It is. Mrs.

Cat sounds like she's doing good. Uh, and I have just i mean there's a few times my mantra is be normal you know and there's a few times in life where you really gotta be normal and a birth of a child is one of them like just offer congratulations oh you mean when somebody else has a kid i was like offer some congratulations and and you know hey is there anything i can do for you how's the how's your mom how's the wife how's the mom uh great great good to hear it maybe if you're really close you know you drop off like a fucking plate of ziti or

something like that right darren rovell i mean is a social fucking misfit do you did you see that oh i saw it darren rovell oh i saw it at at little cat or some shit like that barstool little cat and he said i will offer you as a gift at barstool little cat and the picture is darren rovell and the twitter bio is like son to little cat and mrs cat godfather dar Darren Rovell. Godson to Darren Rovell. I just... What the fuck is wrong with you, dude? And that account immediately got suspended. So it's like, great joke, dude. Fucking not happening.

Like, you can't be going around making parody accounts of someone's day-old baby, you big weirdo. I think he thought it would play well in the Barstool community. I clearly thought it would. Just like the video that he did with One Shining Moment. That was horrendously bad. Made my eyes bleed. His barometer is just way off.

But it's so authentically him, I think, that you can't hate the move. You cannot hate. I guess it's not surprising. It's like when Drake acts so extra, you're like, well, it's Drake. That's what he does. Darren Revell. Social misfit. Bad jokes on the internet.

Makes some weird jokes Obviously making a Twitter account for a day old baby Is a strange move But if that's what he thought Dan needed That's what he thought he needed Of all people Dan is like super Like a lot of people don't like their kids on social media Don't like their kids like having social media

And Dan to the max Darren's out of here Making at handles for this fucking kid who's 18 hours old. I did a podcast. Goddamn weirdo. Recently, a podcast interview recently with some, some guys in Boston and they asked, they were like, so all these parody accounts that Barstool personalities have, are any of them that you know of run from inside Barstool?

And I said, I'm very, very confident. I can't say a hundred percent because I don't know but pretty much pretty much none of them are run from inside this company they're from our audience or other people that think that they work for Barstool and they're wanting to make parody accounts are funny it's like the Jared Krabis out of context like that one who runs that account yeah I have no idea who made those I think are funny like the Deke Zucker started out as funny we have one that's KFC radio quotes which is just like kind of the same thing out of context. But I wouldn't call those parody necessarily.

No, those are like supplementary accounts. I think there's some use to that. When people make like... Like Chaps 2? Yeah, that's annoying. That one's frustrating. There's been a ton with my kids' names that always get shut down. Obviously with Dave, they spell St spell stool or president a little bit different

but i i said i don't think that any of these great a loser for that right which is why i was like why would anybody inside of bar so i get that like we make fun of ourselves and we're all characters and personalities to a certain degree dude let me find out some of those accounts we're in-house that person will be fired like we'll run that person out of here right i don't think anybody in here would be like man that was a sick parody account but to then make a parody account from like darren revell is darren revell and he's like hey look i made you a parody account of your newborn child it's just bizarre it's just a bizarre somebody just tweeted me he's had it for a while now even weirder like he's been planning he's been like waiting in anticipation even stranger i don't think that i don't think that helps the

cause at all. I mean, I guess the only thing I can think of is if he knew he planned this and he saw that somebody else maybe had it. Because I know at Casey Smith, the way that I have now, some guy who just tweeted out obscenities all the time had it. Some weird dude. And so ESPN at the time just booted him off. They were like, no, no, no, you can't have that. Because people were tweeting at him or whatever, evened him off. They're like, no, no, no, you can't have that. Like here, you know, here's too much because people were tweeting like at him or whatever, even though I had the blue check mark, whatever.

So maybe Darren Revell was like, I have to have this account in case somebody else makes it. But still, it's strange when it's a not your kid and B it's and maybe, maybe you could do that and be like on the side, like, hey man, I grabbed like that handle if your kid ever wants it, but to like publicly do it also by the time that little cat is a grown-up enough to use twitter like twitter's probably not going to be a thing i mean twitter's not gonna be a thing like tomorrow right sam from texas what do you got on your boy rovel hey uh yeah that's just weird man actually unfortunately rovel actually blocked me on twitter so i didn't get to see that but uh yeah man does he think that big cat never like boys or what i mean that's just that's just

a strange move by him yeah i think he's just a little bit socially off i think that for a while there was like a kinship between dan and darren they did the the one-on-one video and like dan used to like troll him hardcore but then it got to the point where it was like come on pardon my take and he never would but he still would like basically leverage pardon my take and just weird i like him i still i mean i i have always found darren rovelle's shit interesting people always make fun of his like brand tweets and his money tweets but like i tell me how much money that guy makes per second i don't know if i can find that interesting oh i find that stuff very interesting like i'm okay with that when aaron rogers got that huge contract and he was just like really breaking it down in comparison because remember dave was like that's not that crazy to contract per sunday

per quarter it's crazy yeah i i feel i don't i don't know what their relationship actually is i mean obviously we hear it from dan's side way more than we hear it from darren revel's side but i do think it's a really funny odd couple type of situation because Dan doesn't do the same things back. It's not like they're, I mean, I know like there's the Revelle times and all that stuff, but like, it's not like Dan sitting there like, Oh man, like how can I counteract? Dan is like calibrated and Darren is not. I keep going back to this.

The one shining moment video is just so perfectly like it's the perfect example of Darren Rebell. It really is. Yeah. I mean, it is, or I think maybe this is, but these two are, but in my head, all I'm seeing right now in my head is dancing around, dancing around. Yeah. God, uh, it is draft night. Big time.

Big night. Are you dreading it? Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep. I mean, it should be R.J. Barrett. And if that happens, like, cool.

I just got one of the weirdest tweets of all time. I'm sorry. We'll go back to draft night. I know what you're going to say. Did you see this? I know what you're going to say. It would be hot to watch at Casey Smith or at Allie. Eat Lil' Cat's umbilical cord.

I mean, people are just i usually try to darren look normal i usually try not to to look at these things there's no way that someone actually thinks that would be hot right also i'm crying people do that that person is probably outside of placenta people of their own kids yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Not somebody else's kids. And then they don't find it. I know. People are just disgusting. And especially saying it would be hot.

I have a real problem with it. I'm creeped out. I have a real problem with this. That person is outside of this building right now waiting for me or Ellie to go get lunch and we might never come back. That is... Yeah, that's a Twitter egg for you. I don't...

Yeah, off the one. I mean, the Twitter egg... Let's keep the kids off Twitter because this is the kind of shit going on. Yeah, Lil Cat does not need a Twitter account because of this weirdo. Anyways, back to draft night. Back to the draft. As a New York Knicks fan, how are you feeling going into tonight? I mean, they'll draft R.J. Barrett as they should, it seems like.

I personally, as a very casual basketball fan, college basketball fan, never really saw him play well. Every time I tuned in, he was not playing well. But, you know, you look at his numbers, he puts up like 21, 7 assists, and I think a lot of people were saying prior to Zion being like the Messiah, like R.J. Barrett was that dude. So, try to like take

the Zion effect. You see that picture floating around of Zion getting all the media attention, the other dude just sitting completely lonely at the table. Like, I think that's what's going on. Like, I think that's, um, I think that's, that's what's going on. Like that guy is a perfectly good prospect himself, but everyone's looking over at Zion. And I hope that that's just to the max with RJ Barrett. Like if you're, if you were on Duke basketball this year, you were getting overlooked, you

know, you were getting, you were getting outshone by, uh, by Zion. So I'm hoping that like, he's actually going to be an under the radar type pick but also everything has gone wrong for the knicks everything so like let's buckle up for this as well who's the kid darius something or other who like is now creeping up the he's getting dame lillard comparisons and and that by the way worked out for everybody those things like the the comparisons are always so i mean i understand why people do it, because they do it in all sports. In the NFL, but it's way more prevalent in the NBA, and I just,

they never pan out to be who you say they're going to be. No, I mean, it's usually like the same type of height, or, you know, you both have a long wingspan, you both can shoot. They're like, general. Yeah, how tall is he? Darius Garland, is he? However tall Dan LeVar is, probably. 6'2". 6'2". Yeah, I mean is that's probably why

whatever can go wrong will go wrong and that's what's been happening with the Knicks that's what happened with the lottery that's what happened with the Pelicans and the Lakers getting their picks that's what happened with AD getting traded it's what's happened with

KD's injury I mean like five things have all gone wrong for the knicks the nets making moves that they have their cap free but you're not a kairi person so no but like it so kairi probably going to brooklyn i'm okay with that but they it just leaves them in like no man's land you know yeah like if they just said like we're getting kairi and that's our plan like all right i don't love it but maybe you can prove me wrong. Now it's like, well, what the fuck do you do? Thank God they said no to Chris Paul. That's a step in the right direction for the Knicks.

The Knicks would have absolutely taken on Chris Paul in years gone by to try to sell some tickets and try to latch on to the final years of relevance of a former star. What a fall from grace by from that guy too. I mean he always – he's going to go down in history as one of those like, you know, couldn't get the ring sort of guys because he was the problem. There was a time where it was like

there would be no teams that would have said no to him. Yeah. And now the New York Knicks are saying no. Yeah, it's bad. It's not great. 120 over three or some shit.

It's not great. It's not very team friendly. I'd say. I'd say it's the opposite of team friendly. Not so much. But with Zion, we talked about this too during the season. It's like every year it's uh the opposite of team friendly not so much but with zion we

talked about this too during the the season it's like every year it's always like the guy like last year there were different people in the years past i guess it was two years ago when jason tatum got drafted to the celtics and it was just like everybody had their differing opinions like lonzo ball was somebody that people like oh maybe he'll go number one overall and it's like well that thank god he didn't yeah but this year there is no question there's zero doubt on who should go and not only who should go who's going to be like a transcendent type of player which is why it kind of takes all the surprise out of it to me yeah that i mean it's tough when uh you know zion's going to be a franchise player you know that yeah i mean at least like that's tonight as far as we're concerned that's going to be the pick and

that's what we expect i mean anybody can be a bust everyone said that about greg odin too he was a short thing until all of a sudden was he as i mean obviously if you go number one overall you have that that allure around you but was he as touted as zion i feel like zion took on a i think had greg odin been around in this era where everything is like so public and so in your face with social media he probably would have had the same hype i mean mean, Greg Oden was fucking hyped. He was supposed to be like the next David Robinson. He was like the last great big man. Like, you know.

It is social media makes it so much more in your face. Yeah. And then, I mean, it was weird because he got hurt right away and never played. And then Durant became like that dude. So it was always like, oh, you should have drafted him. It was like Markel Fultz that same year. Like that guy, who knows what that guy is going to end up being. But that year was just still a question mark of who it is.

Nobody has any doubt. No fucking doubt. Right now there are recruitment stands outside in the city for Knicks fans to write letters to Kevin Durant. Hashtag K-D-N-Y. You get to write a letter and put it in a fucking box and i guess what they send it to kevin durant i'm not even fucking kevin durant is going to actually read this inside subway stations outside msg brian park union square fans can write

letters and drop them in the mailbox not sure where the letters go but this was set up by a gambling website so this is this is all a media ploy, but let me catch one motherfucker writing a note to KD thinking, I mean, this is like writing a note to Santa Claus. If you think that you're going to drop this in the mail and it's going to get to Santa Claus, you think it's going to get to Kevin Durant and he's going to read this and be like,

oh, okay, great. Kick rocks, dude. The only thing I can think of is that because he cannot play next year, that maybe he'd be like, okay, just bring these letters in here i might read him he'll read like one or two it's like vince and entourage when he gets all those letters like he opens up one and then turtle ends up finding that girl with that really fat ass to

bring on a date that's what i picture happening like he might read one or two his boys are gonna go through find the chicks who are like i'll suck your dick if you come here okay done but he's not going to it's gonna be his boys like his entourage, hey, this girl's pretty hot. I'll give her a call. Katie's going to be like, listen, I don't have time to read your fucking letters. I don't care about your letters, especially in subway stations in New York. I'm going to go out on a limb and say, those are not great letters.

Probably not even legible. I would like to read those letters. If I could get my hands on those letters, we'll read those. They'll be like fucking Keebler's letters. You know what we should do? You can send Barstool sports personalities. KDNY at gmaileebler's letters. You know what we should do is set up like a, you can send barstool sports personalities. KDNY at gmail.com or some shit. You can email us the, email us the,

the, the wooing and we'll publish it. I mean, this is right up there with making billboards and boycotts and like the shit doesn't fucking work, man. I think it's actually worse than those things because that means people are like walking through union square or on their way to work on the subway.

Imagine stopping your day. And stopping. Yeah. They're stopping to do it. They're not just like looking at, like when the billboard of LeBron was up and it was like, you know, King of New York or whatever it said. It's fine. Like you just walk by it. I'm okay with that shit because it's just like, look, that's fucking cool, KD.

But like when people are like putting on a billboard, like sell the team. It's like, I'm not going to fucking sell the team. They do the sky banners. Like what are we doing here?'t work man uh but so i mean that for the knicks there's just no juice right now archie barrett's like i i feel like that he's gonna be one of those guys the only reason he's not getting the attention because again i keep going back to that 2017 draft because there were you know four or five guys that you really could have intermixed on who people thought should be number one even though markel fultz was the favorite

r.i.p that uh this year there's just there's no question so it's like any guy and john moran could have intermixed on who people thought should be number one, even though Markel Fultz was the favorite. RIP that. This year, there's no question. So it's like any guy that's – And Ja Morant feels like a pretty lock for number two. So it really is all set. But he's still not going to get the buzz that Zion is because he's not Zion. Meanwhile, I mean Zion already saying he's not going to do the dunk contest is very disappointing. He's doing the dunk contest.

You think? I don't know. I feel like it's when guys say that they don't want to do the home run derby but they know that they have to do the home run derby and then they get closer to the home run derby and they're like okay i'm gonna do the home run derby i hope i mean the dunk contest out of all these stupid things the dunk contest has prestige like if you win a dunk contest that's on your basketball resume like part of michael jordan's like entire aura is the runway dunk his fucking logo is because of it the like him and dominique i'm gonna say dominic wilkins has all those highlights like that is you know up there with his championships not like in true value but in terms of highlights

and memories and like the the persona of michael jordan that dunk contest is as important as anything well and when you look at at, I guess some catches in the NFL, but still, when you look at posters, literally putting – It's dunks. You're not – I guess when – And it's a dunk. Like Mark McGuire posters back in the day, it was him swinging, but he could have not hit a home run.

You know he's throwing it down. You know that they're doing it. I mean, maybe the other thing, too, I've always thought – The Blake Griffin jumping over a car thing, that's something that people always remember. I mean, you know, he's throwing it down. No, that they're doing it. I mean, maybe the other thing too, I've always jumping over a car thing. That's something that people always, I mean, Vince Carter, like,

yeah, you know, but Blake Griffin had, I mean, when you look at Blake Griffin right now, like that's the first thing that pops in my head is that picture of him jumping over that car. To me, like,

like Vince, Vince Carter could have done nothing else in his career, but those dunks. And he'd be a basketball legend. You're a basketball immortal. You don't need to go win a ring. You don't need to be an MVP. You don't need to do anything else.

That dunk contest was transcended. That shit need to go win a ring you don't need to be an mvp you don't need to do anything else that dunk contest was transcendent and that shit matters to fans to fans a lot i know you can make the argument like it literally doesn't matter but like i don't know i i think for your brand and for your your your like entire existence as a basketball player if you go win a dunk on that now the thing is like this guy can fly but like winning a dunk contest this day you got to be like an artist you know you got to like you got to come up with a new dunk like that's not easy he's so big so human being i i mean this is all from a rachel nichols tweet he said she said sat down with him he's fun we talked about everything of the expectations um and three he does not want to be in the dunk contest i swear i tried to talk

him into it if this guy says listen i'm too big and I can't dunk like Aaron Gordon and and Zach Levine and those like creative guys like I would that I'd be okay with if someone just said like this is not for me I'm six I'm six eight two eighty whatever I can't fly like those guys I would get it but if he's just saying like you know I don't want to I don't want to get hurt or like I don't this isn't like worth it that's where I think it's pretty fucking lame. And with basketball too, the skills challenges are by far the best of anything else of any other sport, right? I mean, there's no question. And it's like, why would you not want to be a part of that just from a PR standpoint?

Because do people really care if somebody doesn't participate in the home run derby no but like the dunk contest people do so it's like you you hurt your pr i guess like lebron this is very this is very like lebron set this precedent where like he never did it but he's so far above having to do that stuff i think nyan might feel that way too but he's not yet not yet but i mean lebron said no from the jump too like he never did it either i feel like now in retrospect it's like well of course lebron doesn't have to do it because he's lebron james right but i also think that lebron always i feel like lebron is like worried about taking else you know what i mean like if he lost in the dunk contest he'd be very like that would affect him where i think like if he was laughed

off a dunk contest l if it was just like wow that guy really like did it i think there's a way to do that graciously where it wouldn't have been like that big of a deal he's also a big legacy guy yeah we know that and so i would feel like he in his mind he's like okay if i lose but that's such i mean for lebron james to ever step on a basketball court and be like if i lose so i'm not gonna do this like come on right he probably wouldn't lose. Like, like, yeah, it is a big legacy thing. So go cement it by doing like a Vince Carter dunk contest,

which is why I thought for sure. Whenever it was like, okay, where is he going to go after he leaves Cleveland again? It's like, he's going to go to the West and he's going to try to win a ring with a team there because then he'll be the guy that did it three different times. And now Kawhi could potentially be that guy.

Like not that it doesn't really matter which conference at this point. And doing it pretty fucking quick, too. He's got a long time to do it. He could win a ring for three different teams in a much shorter span. Before he's like 30 or whatever the fuck. Let's take a couple calls here. Anthony in Long Island, what do you got on the draft?

Hey, what's going on, guys? A couple of things. Just a touch base on the dunk contest. I think LeBron pulling out and deciding that he doesn't want to do anything really takes away the prestige of the dunk contest. Also, with these superstars you're looking at now, you're talking social media. I mean, the amount of hound and blowback you might get for losing

for someone like him or KD, whoever it might be, I think has a significant impact on whether or not they want to do it, especially LeBron. Yeah, I get that. I mean, when you're Zion Williamson, when think has a significant impact on whether or not they want to do it, especially LeBron. Yeah, I get that. I just, I mean, when you're Zion Williamson, when you're a LeBron fucking James, I don't think you should ever go into any sort of basketball contest expecting to lose. Yeah. And if someone does beat you, it's like, I promise you that the internet will be like,

goddamn, Zach Levine just like put on a fucking show. He did the impossible. It's not like lebron's gonna go up there or diane's gonna go up there and like miss his dunks and be shitty at this like if someone beats them it's because they're putting up tens every fucking time it's also not gonna take away from the fact he's still one of the greatest basketball players on the planet right like it's not like anybody's gonna look at the dunk contest and be like oh shit he lost say like you know what not right away like i'll do it i'll think about it later and like just to put the kibosh on it right away again unless he just is flat out honest he's like i'm too big for this shit and i'm not good at this

i respect that i just think when like lebron did it it was always very coy it was very vague really no no reason offered it was just like oh this is also one of those super selfish things as fans because it's like they can do whatever they want we just want to see it no we do yeah it's i i've said that i wrote a blog yesterday about golf i would love to see a skills challenge in golf like trick shots or you know when they do the masters and they do like where they skip the pond and all that i would love to see that they're probably i don't have fucking time for this i don't want to do that although if you add money to it that you know the home run derby now if you win you get a million dollars the the phil and tiger challenge with that 10 million dollar prize changes things that flop

it was phony but like at least it got the juice like it didn't work but like it got the guys interested people you know money cash rules i would love to see a golf skills challenge the way that they do like the nba they also they just did some charity shit like but make sure the top guys are doing it yeah like zion like if you win this, you're going to give a million dollars to Children's Cancer Fund. Don't say no to that. You know what I mean? Now there's a good cause attached to it, too.

It's like, entertain. You're here to fucking... That's from the fan side, but we're like, I want to see you dunk. And he's like, I don't really want to. I don't want to, but I just can't imagine not wanting to win the dunk contest. Gage in Illinois, what up? Hey, guys. First time,

long time, huge fans. But, uh, uh, you guys were talking about Twitter parody accounts and I have a really funny thing. I saw on Twitter yesterday.

I figured you guys would think it was funny, but, um, this college coach I follow from a D three school near me, he tweeted, he tweets out every time somebody commits and he like tweets out their Twitter handle. And he accidentally didn't put an extra underscore or something like

that. And, uh, it was like a porn, like an anime porn Twitter site and like just tagged it. Like it was a player. I'll tell you what, man,

Twitter and the internet, it's the great equalizer. You can forget an underscore, forget a extra letter. Next thing you know, you're the anime porn guy. It's tough. And no one's going to forget that. Tough that tough scene or when like before people realize and i'm sure some people still

don't that if you favorite tweets people can see what you chose up yeah and there have been college football coaches that i will not name that have favorited porn sites that pop up on all of the fan bases tweets it's like bro it's like 3 a.m in the morning and here you are favoriting a porn star maybe clean it up the internet's the devil bro, it's like 3 a.m. in the morning, and here you are favoriting a porn star. Maybe we'll clean it up. The internet's the devil, man. Clean it up. It really is. Oh, yeah.

Apparently I'm going to be in Brooklyn tonight for the Suns pick. So go, baby. Why are you going to Brooklyn? It's got to be on the ground. Boots on the ground. Oh, you have to actually be there. I'll be there. Just you?

Yeah. I should be making the pick. Just you? Yes. As opposed to who else? I didn't know if a group of people were going. I mean, Ken Jack is a legit Suns fan. Well, I didn't know.

I mean, I guess Kali has to be. Why? I mean, why not? Because he's not from Phoenix. Yeah, but who in the world would want to be there? Yeah, he's got his Sogo hat on. Yeah, he's got his Suns hat on. That's fucking weird.

Yeah, I mean, there's a lot of us out there. Well, there's at least dozens. What are you going to be doing there? Just boots on the ground. Just hanging out? Getting reaction. More importantly, we got another Velcro call. Phil, what do you got on Velcro?

These Velcro board shorts, I don't know if it's happened to you guys before, but just like the zipper in the old Pranks and Beans down there, that is the worst, absolute worst. Wow. and beans down there. That is the worst. Absolute worst. Wow. No, getting your dick stuck in a zipper is way worse than getting it stuck in Velcro. What does that even mean? How do you get it stuck in Velcro?

I've never had that problem. When you go to button up or fold over the shorts, if it's hanging down there and shit like that, I don't know how that doesn't happen to a lot of people. It's a pain in the ass. I think you don't know how to fucking tuck your dick away. It might gloss against it and you're kind of like, ooh, that was rough, but I'm not closing it up over my dick,

dude. That seems like a really big Phil problem. That's not Belcro's problem. That's Phil's dick problem right there, man. If only that was the problem. That would be nice. Godspeed with your battle against Velcro.

I love that people are calling in to talk about Velcro. Fucking Velcro, man. What's happening? Oh. The biggest Suns fan going. Ken Jack and I have our own handshake now. Oh, good. Yeah.

I'm trying to make my way through the whole office with a handshake. You don't have one with me? I don't like to touch you. Did you see that baby who dapped it up the other day? That was awesome. We had a big debate in the office here. So Trent dapped it up with Gary Woodland, the US Open, whatever. Oh, yeah.

US Open champ. And everybody was sucking Trent's dick because he's like the king of the dap. It was a beautiful dap. He gets the lean. He gets the half hug. He's got these meaty like the king of the dap. It was a beautiful dap. He gets the lean, he gets the half hug. He's got these meaty paws. So it's just good. It's a good dap.

But there was this baby that went viral who was like two years old and just reaches it up and just like daps it up perfectly with this like teenage kid. It was unbelievable. It's great. It wasn't photoshopped? Nope. It was real as shit. I said, Trent, move the fuck over.

And he was like, I will not move over. That was another one of those weird barstool things that happened yesterday, which we have them every day. But all of you guys arguing about who has the best dap pop in the office. And Frankie was like, I generate the pop. I caught it on video and I put it on my Instagram story. It was like the dumbest argument ever. I mean, it is a dumb argument, but it's also just like there's truth to it.

Like a good dap is like super key. I mean, this little baby is in diapers and just like claps it up a good a solid dap is not only do you like feel cool yeah but it's more about crisis averted yeah because it's like the handshake process can go so wrong yeah are you gonna do a handshake are you gonna do like the clasp into the dap are Are you going to just knuckle punch? Will you hug? Will you not? When you get on the same page as someone,

because when you're doing a handshake, you put it out vertical, right? When you're doing a dap, you kind of do a diagonal thing so you know to come in the clasp. You kind of have your hands softer. You're saying something. A little more open.

You're saying something with it, too. So if I'm at like fenway right there are certain players where it's like dap me up whatever there's other guys which like fist bump hey we're cool then there's other guys handshake hey we're yeah like meeting like i don't even i don't hate you but i don't really know you right so you're not gonna like come close like when you walk up to jd it's like what up jd is the dap up alex core is the dap up in the hug david price is the hand pound and then there's other guys there's just like hello but then there's

also like the perfect like jason veritech handshake it's like i respect you so fucking much it's an age thing too it's older it's it's younger it's yeah white it's black there's like you know you know who you're gonna like joe kelly clap it up with joe kelly was the uh chest bump oh my god yeah just straight into a chest no no no handshake no no just see each other and just tits on tits how do you do you guys handle like you know like whenever you hug a girl and like sometimes the kiss on the cheek i feel like the kiss on the cheek is a very like regional thing like in in new york and like jersey i feel like everybody kisses on the cheek i think they do it in the south too i just didn't know like as a guy, how do you decide if it's time to kiss on a cheek or

not? It's not easy. It's not easy. I'm just not doing that. What do you do when you see a girl? Like a girl that you're really close to, you've never kissed her on the cheek when you give her like a hug goodbye? If I'm kissing you on the cheek, I'm kissing you other places too.

Oh, I feel like now there are people in this office, like in a social setting, if I hug them, they kiss me on the cheek. I don't think it's like all that weird. And it's more like cheek to cheek and you make the smooch noise. Yeah, it's not like I'm planting one on you. It's more like you're cheek to cheek. So if you were to see a girl in this office at a social setting, would there be any contact at all? Yeah, like I would hug. See, I think a hug without a kiss is weird i do too

i would rather i would rather lean in for a kiss and then it's like it's like a half put your hands on like on the body somewhere rather than like a full just embrace a front hug yeah no i go like right hip to left hip you do a side hug yeah i do like a little side hug like i gotta see that's super weird i like and there's the ass out hug like Vince Vaughn always described. I think it's easier to just lean. Yeah. I feel the same way. Less contact actually.

Yeah. As a girl, I prefer that than like a weird like side hug. Wait, what? You prefer what? Like the kiss on the cheek. Like a quick smooch on the cheek. Somebody that I'm close to. Alyssa Rose is like a big kiss on the cheek like a quick smooch on the cheek yeah somebody that I'm somebody that I'm close to Alyssa Rose is like a big

like kiss on the cheek when you see a person yeah she does that to like everybody I think that's like normal around here yeah

that's how I grew up I don't I feel like if I'm really close to somebody and they do that and they don't do it another time they're mad at me

does that make sense? yeah well they establish a precedent that's why it's tough yeah that's fucking weird did we get any more Velcro calls?

Yeah, we did, dude. Brock from Mississippi, what do you got on Velcro? So first off, fuck Velcro. They should have kept that in 2010 with board shorts. Fuck Velcro. I want to get your opinion on the shorts with liners in them. Bird dogs, free fly apparel, stuff like that. They used to suck.

You used to have to cut them out immediately, but they've gotten 10 times better. What's your thoughts? This is actually a topic conversation going on right now in this office. The liner inside shorts. The new shorts that we're wearing today, junk in your trunks, they don't have liner. The liner is the stupidest, most uncomfortable thing that has ever been made by humanity. But what do today junk in your trunks they don't have liner the liner is the stupidest most uncomfortable thing that has ever been made by humanity but what do you do with swim trunks that's what we started

talking about it's because like YP just he just said he forgot to wear underwear today he never wears underwear he does it on purpose he's like oh whoops I didn't wear a bra today look at my tits I wore a white tank top on the day I forgot to wear a bra but I feel like as a dude you would I mean liner and girl shorts are the worst.

And they, they like a lot of the Nike shorts make them. It's like, why do we need this? And we don't need it at all. But for swim trunks, you don't feel like you need liner. No,

let it flow, man. Like I wouldn't, if I was the, the, the liner is like a tighty whities, which I'm not wearing anyway. Yeah.

I mean, so I don't want that at all. And when you pee your pants, it turns all yellow. Yeah. You can't have the yellow. What are you talking about? If you pee your pants consistently enough in your bathing pants, it turns all yellow. Yeah, you can't have the yellow. What are you talking about? Yeah, if you pee your pants consistently enough in your bathing suit, it

stains it yellow. It does. I mean, I haven't worn a bathing suit since high school. That's probably the... What do you go swimming in? We've had this discussion. My buddy gave me this heads up. He's like a Jersey Shore guy who's on the beach like 24-7

during the summer. And he was the one who gave me the heads up because I was making a joke like, yeah, you just go pee in the ocean. He's like, but be careful because it will turn – you're like the little spot by your dick yellow if you keep peeing in them. Because he had like his go-to pair. He wore it every day, never washed it, always peed. That shit will turn yellow. It literally does. I feel like the – and we just got tweeted it too. Like this show has been so random, the transitioning between all these conversations.

Back to crazy girlfriend stories. Charlie, what's cooking? So can you guys hear me? Yeah. All right. Awesome. First of all, let's go rock it. Stop the back, baby.

Let's go, baby. Yeah. So this was four years ago. So I was, uh, it was, uh, in between my senior year of high school and freshman year of college, I was dating a girl for a little while and she was a year younger than me. So she was going to be staying home. So she made one of those fake Instagram accounts, like a Finsta or whatever, and only followed me, but I had no idea. And I thought it was like one of those spam accounts i just let follow me never fall back whatever so you fast forward like two months

and we get in a fight and she sends me screenshots of my past like three years of activity feeds on instagram just telling me like you like this girl's picture that we went to high school with like i knew you liked her and i was like what the fuck are we talking about here like i've known you for a year and a half that was three and a half years ago and so pretty much it ended with me calling her like a crazy bitch whatever and uh so then fast forward again i'm home uh for Christmas break, and I see her. I go to one of my high school's hockey games, and I see her, and she comes up to me, and she's still following me. I didn't really think much of it, but she still follows me.

She's on my activity, and now I'm liking the girls that go to my college. And I said, yeah, fucking my activity and now i'm like in the girls that go to my college and i said yeah fucking a rights i'm like in the girls in my college and and she has the gall to just bitch me out in front of all these people at this hockey game to which my assistant hockey coach is in between periods comes up and goes this girl's crazy man yeah yeah the moral certifiable you the story is you just can't date people anymore. Swingers. I mean, the modern world is just not conducive.

Could you be a swinger, Kevin? I'm trying. I think that's the way to go. I know myself. No, but I think that that is the future. Could you be in an open relationship? One-way open relationship. I can do whatever I want. You can't do a goddamn thing yeah that's yeah i mean i that's like jealousy would take over for sure

but like i feel like that's across the board right what for most everybody would want that yeah i feel like i can do whatever i want but if you even look at another guy you're no i'm pretty i'm pretty like relaxed but like i don't want you hooking with another guy yeah and that's not even just in like committed relationships that's just guys in general it's like oh like i'm gonna dm all these girls i'm gonna text all these girls but you better not even think about looking at that guy yep i mean it's just genetics it's genetics yeah it is what it is it's i can't help you know the way that we're i can't help like tens and hundreds of thousands of years of like predisposed i thought you're about to say i can't help the tens of thousands of hundreds of thousands of girls

it's not my fault. No, man. We're cavemen out here spreading our seed, Casey. And that's all fine and good, but we've had this conversation on this show before, too. It's like the girls are getting the same thing, too. They're just not talking about it as much. Yeah. I think that if people could

accept the idea of open relationships, everyone would be a lot happier. Jealousy would always kick in. That's what I mean. We need to break that jealousy. It would definitely help the population control for sure because everyone would just fucking murder each other. To me, though, it's almost like the church.

It's like the church. Until you relax these fucking rules with the priests, ain't nobody signing up for the clergy. Monogamy is going to die because people don't want to deal with this shit. The Catholic church. Yeah. If it's a little more relaxed, I feel like it's like,

all right, I can be in this relationship with you because we got an agreement of some sort. I'm not saying I could do it. I know that human nature is kind of programmed to like, you know, guys are programmed to want to get a lot of girls, but they're also programmed to be territorial, so I don't know which one wins out.

But I think if you could snap your fingers and get rid of jealousy and get rid of those things, I think people would be... Territorial is bad. It's the worst. I will die alone. On that, we should take a break. We should take a break.