KFC Radio - Celebrities Catch Backlash After LA Wildfire Posts - Full Episode

Episode Date: January 14, 2025

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You want to talk about it? Let's do it. Are we recording? We're good. What do you think my kid's bedtime is? Okay, so I was thinking about this. What do you think it is? What do you think it's...

Yeah, okay. I don't know why I was thinking about a five-year-old the other day. I don't know what that was i'm sick i'm sick i don't feel good today i walked into the studio john was just sitting alone on the couches over there just had his feet up and he was just staring and i i was like is jackie pavs in here no just you and i go what are you doing man he goes i'm just sitting how long you been here he goes about an hour and a half but then it's so much funnier in context of him being like yeah i like have conversations in

my head yeah well you better be because otherwise what the fuck is he doing and it's not like every you know everyone else in the world sits around, but they have their phone out or whatever. He was literally just – I was waiting. He sits with such an upright posture. Yeah, he does. He has good posture. It's kind of like if you were slumped up, that would be less jarring then. I don't know.

Yeah, because if you're like – if I've been on the couch for an hour and a half, I'm basically like halfway to a nap. You know what I mean? John being like – Yeah. Jason Bourne is just like – I was waiting for the show to start. I knew you, I got an hour and a half.

I guess we were like a wee character, like in the waiting room. Yeah. I mean, I was, I, you guys weren't late. You guys were early.

I knew I was expecting to start at one and I was going to sit there for two and a half hours. That's crazy. I mean, he's a great. We had a bit of a, we'll get back to bedtimes in a second.

I felt like we had, But that's for the five-year-old thing. Yeah, the five-year-old wink. I did it to camera, it's cool. So we just got back

from Stanko's funeral, which was a very nice event. A bunch of Barstool people went and it was very well done. Yeah, yeah. Guy didn't bring a change of clothes, huh?

Just decided to make me look like an asshole today. I've been very sick. I had a doctor's appointment, okay? Yeah, are you okay, by the way? I don't know. He was like, I haven't left my apartment since Thursday. And then he's just sitting there like a weirdo.

He's just such a weirdo. He's just like a, you're just like not fit for life, dude. Like, doesn't it feel like he's just sitting there like a weirdo. He's just such a weirdo. He's just like a, you're just like not fit for life. Like don't, doesn't it feel like he's kind of like an alien from a different planet and just doesn't know how to be a human. Yeah. Like he's like trying to act crazy.

Just like, like you just don't know. It's like you're trying to be like, you're not doing a good job of coming it up. It's like, like you're in men in black and you're like, I'm wearing this human skin suit and like, hello, I am human. I am here. It's just like, I don in Black and you're like, I'm wearing this human skin suit and you're like, hello, I am human.

I am here. It's just like, I don't know what you're doing. I didn't know any of this. Is this a common fucking opinion? That I suck at being a human? No, but it's also like you don't like,

like you just told me the story about the Snapchat stuff, right? Yeah. You just like don't care about the things that humans care about. Oh, people care about that stuff. There a reason why the snapchat show's doing it oh heavens to betsy you just don't do it gracefully you know yes he just he's just like

i don't do this or like you do what you're unapologetically yourself most humans are apologetic i mean yeah i'm very apologetic musk mark zuckerberg and uh something else that was like wildly popular you know god this also is exactly how an alien and a human would respond. What, guys? What? Totally human. Well, because nobody was here because we were at the funeral, except for John.

Who is deathly ill, by the way. Totally sick. I'm out. Which is kind of worse than a funeral when you think about it. Danko would appreciate this. John was, you know,

the Snapchat show is our daily, like, just like quick takes on current events. I have not done it in about four years. Yeah.

I haven't been asked to in a long time. But they asked John to do it. And, you know, most people, it's like, just give like a 10-second take on it. And John's like, don't care. Don't want to do this. It was like it was designed. They actually were funny takes, but it was like, yeah.

If you handed something, like, let's fuck with John and give him shit he doesn't care about. It was great. I think they were surprised by my disdain for the topics. The first one was like, Elon Musk is implanting like 30 Neuralinks into humans' brains. Elon Musk announced he wants to implant 30 Neuralink chips into humans' brains. I said, I said, things Elon Musk announces are basically a list of things he's not going to do. So I wouldn't worry about that one.

That's a funny take though. That's good. It's already, it's funny, but it's like, okay, you know, you're not playing by the rules.

You're not giving me a take on it. You're just, yeah. Okay. Next topic. Next Mark Zuckerberg. And I was like, Oh God,

here we go. And it's like, Zuckerberg said that, uh, 3.3 billion users use meta. And I was like, oh, God, here we go. It's like Zuckerberg said that 3.3 billion users use meta. And I said, and the other 4 billion people on planet Earth have a relationship with their grandkids. And they were like, okay. Taking a different angle with this, I see.

And then the last one, they're like, Frank McCourt, owner of the Dodgers in 2012, he might buy TikTok. And I was like, who gives a shit about it? Who gives a fucking shit? Who gives a shit? Like, who gives a shit? You know what I'm saying? That was your take? You know what I'm saying? Who gives a shit?

What did he say? What did he say? And they went, mind if we do a different one? They go, mind if we try another take? I was like, I guess. Like, I don't fucking care who cares who cares who cares guess what my next take is i still don't fucking give a shit i think it was uh it was i'm sure they i'm sure they were like great like thanks man and then you left and

they were like go get somebody else we're're going to need someone else to do this. We'll wait for the funeral to be over. The one that John didn't go to. We'll get there. I feel like it did. I'm a big funeral guy. You know who was

a big funeral guy today? Who? Paz? Paz was stepping out in his jacket. Paz was borderline happy there was a funeral today. So he's like,

I get to wear my jacket. That's Stanko's last gift to me. It might be a reason why but like I I don't know like growing up I like

growing up if you asked what my parents did the most I would say go to wakes funerals? oh wakes I was like they're at a wake every night I don't know

that's like an Irish family thing you know the bigger the family the more people that are available to die but like I feel like I was at somebody was dropping

every fucking like month in my life I thought it was just like something you did every week right you just went to awake like if you think about like the way people think of it as like funerals and weddings i went to like three funerals and like a thousand funerals i went to more funerals when i was seven years old that i've been to weddings in my whole life right yeah i don't know i guess it's just like an age thing and a bad luck thing, but I don't know. It's like I went to – all my grandparents were dead by the time I was like 15. I was going – I didn't even know people. I remember my mom telling me – like we about to go through the receiving line.

That's what it might be. That's what it might be is that we – maybe like bigger Irish families or whatever. It's like we shouldn't be here. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know it's polite and we're just showing up, but we shouldn't be here. My mom would be in the receiving lounge. She'd be like, just tell a funny story about the time you hung out. I'm like, I don't know who that is in the casket.

Well, that ties in nicely to Stanko's funeral because – so the priest made a comment that was like, so many amazing stories here today. And if you have one one feel free to share it with the family after the funeral they'll be in the back i took that to think you know i mean like the close friends and family will go you know the whole church state and it became like one gigantic wake which was nice and and and we all you know barstool was a very big part of stanco's life and it was actually a very big part of the funeral they were talking about how much he loved the job so there was something for us to say to just be like you know he was amazing and he was so great

and he was such a big part of what we do um but like i can't imagine if i was a family i don't think i would want to have to do a whole another hour and a half you know what i mean like you think all right the funeral's done now we do, like, our thing as a family. But it was this, so the whole church, you know, I don't know. Every funeral I've ever, like, you just leave, you know? And actually, there was a bagpiper, which was a nice touch. But he was playing for the- She was on the show.

But guys, that's my cue. He was playing for the entrance. And then he started to get ready to play for the exit but nobody was laying because they were all going the other way in the back of the church and i'm i don't know i just it was a very like uh larry david kirby enthusiasm moment where i was kind of like are we all staying like everybody because i don't think they want i don't want us like um i feel bad introducing myself. Well, then it was like,

but then Dave was there. So Dave, I was like, if Dave's staying, I'll stay. But then, and it's a domino effect. Oh, they're going to stay,

they're going to stay, they're going to stay. So all of a sudden, it was just like a bunch of us being like, I don't know, I guess we'll stay and have a family. I had said this to you,

but I didn't know Dave was going to go. That was very nice of him. Yeah, it was a nice touch. It was good. One of my favorite memories with dave is at a funeral who's here pete frady's uh what do you do well it was it was uh uh federal crime it was a video leaked oh right it was he was like at the funeral right it? It was the night before, I think. And he had, like, taken – the funeral was at BC. And he had taken, like – because we were in New York at the time. And I had gone up for it.

He had gone up for me. Whatever. But we all – we lived in New York. So we were visitors in Boston for it. And he had taken an Uber to BC. But I had a car for some reason. So after the funeral, he was, like, was like kind of like just kind of meandering to i think he was going like the dunkin donuts of uh like at the bottom of heartbreak hill

and i was like i think i pulled up alongside him like you want to ride and he was like it felt like like he was like yeah please i don't know if it was like everything going on in his life or like just the fact that he didn't want to be walking to a Dunkin Donuts. I'm sure that was. And so when you got a sex tape out and you're just walking along the side of the fucking highway to go to Dunkin Donuts, you'll jump in any car. Just anyone want to throw me a lifeline. Be great. Physical, literal, figurative.

All of that. Just yes. Let me get in here. And I think you get in the car. I just did something like, like, that was wild. And just like referring to like the last 12 hours we've experienced kind of deal. And he just goes, yeah. You know, if you had told me 10 years ago that one day I'd be at a pretty famous wake

with the governor of Massachusetts and freaking out about my sex tape. Well, I don't know if he said freaking out or whatever he said, but he just just like, wouldn't have thought that was going to happen. And then we drove home in silence. I'm sure we talked. It's like any time with Dave. But that's a long ride.

You drove back to... No, no, no. Just back to Boston. Oh, okay. I thought you meant back to New York just like in silence. Honestly, no matter how long that car ride was,

it could have been back to Boston, could have been back to New York, could have been to goddamn California. You probably would have sat there and zipped. That's funny. I think I was – if I remember correctly, I think I had to be somewhere – do you remember what time of year that was by any chance? Winter, fall. We were in big coats.

Yeah, because I feel like I was at like the kids' – Good. Good, yep. Yeah, because I feel like I was at Like the kids Good I feel like I was at My kids winter pageant Or something like that Because I don't think I knew it the night That it came out, but the next morning I was like I was in a church being like

Oh boy, yikes Looking at a couple other people who were like You know, like looking at a couple other people who like you know like um what a moment federal crime yeah the man's teflon bro think about how much shit he's gone through and he's just like it's just still out there like beautifully it was just like there's nothing you can do yeah in those situations also a lot of the time that dave's in the news it's like he's the victim kind of you know what i mean like he's never really done bad shit it's always like people trying to say he's done something bad or something uh you

know risque or you know whatever happening to him but he was the victim there so you know he's able to just be like stand his ground like what the fuck is this shit but yeah he i mean he they should like rewrite pr based on guys like dave really when you think about how many like he was saying the other day with uh with the skip bala stuff like they always tell you to be quiet and that you release a statement you do all these things that are so at this point everyone's like fuck you we know you're lying or we know that you don't care rather than just like come out and and talk about it but you have to like be innocent or you know what i mean he's always he's always kind of like in the right so um anyway um what time you think my kids go to ah yeah can we start the intro music to the show there. Yeah.

The episode begins now. By the way, today's the day that this trip breaks. Is this it? Yeah. Are you going Dana? Don't touch it. Are you going Dana on us?

I think, I think, I think give it 20 minutes. 20 minutes? Are you, the food side of what? Are you going Dana on us? I think give it 20 minutes. 20 minutes? The food side of what? The pew almost broke today. And all of us were kind of like... The pew almost broke?

If the pew made a sound and we all kind of freaked out, if that almost breaks and then this chair almost breaks, I'm actually going to kill myself. Because then that means... This fat bitch breaking every chair she sits on if a pew broke at a funeral oh it would be it was like it was like right in the middle of the one like the speeches of steve's speech we were just like this would not be a good time it's so sad

we we were on the way back we were talking about um what was the caroline's idea to like play caroline was at the funeral so um to like play songs at your funeral it's kind of the idea um yeah yeah like like a like a song wait real quick did i ever tell you what the top man with the p phrase it was cool you made time for that guy on the internet but uh

you know whatever do your kids go to bed at 8 o'clock you know no no no wait wait back to so Caroline's funeral idea was what uh she was saying No, no, no, wait, wait.

Back to... So Caroline's funeral idea was what? She was saying, what song do you want at your funeral? You can pick your own song, like a normal song. Yeah, instead of like a hymn or a funeral song,

you know, church song, you pick like a song song. Cheeseburger in Paradise. I don't even know what that is, but I like it. You don't know what Jimmy Goff is? Cheeseburger in Paradise. Oh, okay, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I guess I should have known it from the title there. I think it's the only words in the song. I like mine with lettuce in the middle. I would have thought, I would have guessed that that was like some fucking Panic at the Disco song. What? You know, those long-ass fucking, you and your emo and those long-ass titles. What would you do? i don't know um i didn't come up like with the intent of like it's like you know making people a little like whoa this is weird well i would say anything bruno mars bruno mars no isn't it funny by the way we don't really talk about the fact that

bruno mars is like an indentured servant to that Vegas casino. Oh, yeah. But they just like came out with it. Like he just was like, that's not true. But also like he's not you can't be Jimmy. I don't know. Bruno Mars is like a billionaire. You know, I'm like 50 to 50 million dollars.

My man likes to throw that cash around. You know, it's so crazy. You see that Sidney Sweeney. They're like, yo, why are you working so hard? And she was like, because it's so expensive to be a celebrity. Like, do you know how expensive that is? I was like, if Sidney Sweeney is struggling for money? Well, you know, like a lot of what's going on with the wildfires is like, yes, some of it is tone deaf.

And some of those people, like I thinkce's mom was like crying about like her like she you know her she has like some little getaway like shack you know like and she was crying about that but that's fair right you can cry about stuff totally no but i i can understand though when if you're like my malibu house burned down but like you know my my house on the but it's still like yeah all my belongings all my memories this house are sad that's sad like if you cannot cry or be upset about your house burning down i don't know like i can it's like the ultimate metaphor for your life's a mess like oh everything's burning down around like it's what we use our whole lives to describe it's the gift ultimate despair short of like dying

it's like the worst thing that can happen yeah you know uh but like a lot of these people too it's like first of all you put probably a lot of your wealth into your house so like you yeah you might have a lot of money but you it's a million dollar house but like you probably like it's like everything is just relative if you lost your house right now as a regular person It because it costs, you know $700,000 now whatever And you know everything levels up, but they lose a 10 million dollar house. It's still a big deal for them Yeah, even beyond just the idea. Yes, you get to you get to be upset if you lose all your earthly belongings

Yeah, but I would like me I don't think but I don't fault people for being I think it's more yeah I mean to be honest I empathize with it but when people are like I have memories in that house and I'm like we just moved out of my childhood home to me that's just a room and a house but other people feel I had thought again I did I obviously

do not fault anyone for being emotional about it but I was like I think I'd be kind of sick. So lose your house. In a fire. But again, I don't have a family. Like, not even. Yeah, yeah. I would complain about the process of having to get a new one.

I was going to say, dude, you're not going to get this through. And dealing with insurance and stuff like that. But like, I don't know. Bro, imagine. I'll get new stuff. Imagine. You know what I mean? You have insurance. I'll get new stuff. It's You know what I mean? Like, you have insurance.

I'll get new stuff. It's just going to suck. Well, also, don't though. State Farm fucked those people over. Yeah, I saw a little bit of that. I mean, I don't know what to do there where it's like, we can't keep insuring these houses. We know they're going to burn down. Yeah.

It's like, you know, the same way you can't get insurance if you're sick. It's like, you have a house in an area that is going to burn down in a state that is, like, deprioritizing safety dude i read an article in time it was called like the future is uninsurable and it was basically it was like pretty damning statistics like where it was like like so there's a thing called the fair act f-a-i-r i forget what it stands for but it's basically like it insures houses that are uninsurable. And they're going to go way over budget this year in California. I think it's like – I think everything – go read the article yourself.

Everything I'm saying is from memory. Obviously, I didn't study it. I think it was something like the FAIR Act is set up, but they know if they have to pay out more than $50 billion, they dollars they're in trouble and like they're probably gonna pay out 250 billion for this and they're like and then they and then basically what happens the rest of the state will have to pay where they just go print more money and just which is why i guess people can be i don't know whatever i don't want i'm not gonna get in people's emotions but the like everyone's premiums will go up statewide and then all that i mean the ramifications of this are fucking crazy but it was something like like in 2003 let's say there were uh like 12 states that had fair act locations and now it's like 30 in like 20 years and it's like like yeah it's becoming pretty hard to insure everywhere for reasons yeah but hurricanes you live in florida you're gonna get

hit by a hurricane a year like almost guaranteed yeah if you live on the west coast you're in the earthquake zones you're in the wildfire zones they're you know mudslides all that shit like i you know i don't i you can't insure something that you know for a fact it's gonna you know insure but it's a bad i i saw something that said like in i think it was 1993 it was like parkland fires or something like that uh it was like a huge deal it lost seven seven hundred homes and this was at like ten thousand really it's like unimaginably bigger than than any other wildfires like i mean we hear about wildfires like every year and this one's like that much bigger it's why i don't get why people always you know not that the northeast is very populated so it's not like people rule it out but when other people are talking about you know their region they're like i'd never live in the

north they're too cold it's cold that's it i'm like honestly that's it it's like you want to get like five days a year it's pretty cold yeah right aside from that it kind of rules i mean you're you're fire hurricanes earthquakes all of the bad stuff none of that we're the only region whose environment isn't actively trying to kill us but but honestly that's how much motherfuckers hate the cold it's just like i don't want to wake up in the morning and it'd be cold i love i actually was i don't think i brought up when the morning and it'd be cold. I actually, I don't think I brought it up. When I was in Vermont, which I missed this weekend because I was super sick. It's still morning Pete or whatever his name is. What's that?

It's still morning Pete, whoever. Pete Brady's. Yeah, disrespectful. Don't disrespect his dad, Jackie. It's still morning that fucking guy um the uh i think i have like reverse sad the uh seasonal effect yeah you like it in the winter i i i just don't i i need snow i have to be around snow because otherwise because i i do agree cold pointless cold is pointless like but snow rocks and i'm in such a better mood around snow.

Snow rocks. Snow fucking rocks, dude. There is something to me. I don't enjoy it, but it's just a part of life. And if it wasn't there, like bundling up when it's cold, putting on a fire, like we talked about last week, if that just was not a thing, I don't know. That's just not life to me. I can't imagine.

I have serious FOMO for snow days like never got that yeah yeah that kind of stuff is like a part of life all right yeah how cold did you where do you live back home like northern california yes you get cold right it would get cold but like 40 yeah yeah but that that you know that's uh as long as there's some change you know what i mean i? I just feel like there's just seasons, literally, obviously. But then, like, your life is seasonal. It's like, all right, we're going to go to the beach for these couple months. You get to be a new person every three months. Right.

It's amazing. You live a different life. It's just like if you're in California, it's just the same. Christmas time looks exactly the same as the summertime. No. No. I'm a completely different person in December than I am in June. Totally.

Totally. It's very fun. It's exciting. Yeah? No. No. I'm a completely different person in December than I am in June. Totally. Totally. It's exciting. Yeah. I feel like, ooh, time to be a new person. Otherwise, I would just be like, I've been doing the same thing for like a thousand days in a row. Granted, this is very alien-y, but we're all saying it. So we're like, I can't be a new person today.

I'm shedding into a new being. In California, it's like the same, just like a little it's like the same just like a little colder and you're just like a little sadder and then it's just kind of like drips into and then everything and then you just kind of like look around and you're like it's really kind of not but even that's what i felt like always until vermont when you're in the snow you're like there's a point to all this that for sure but even like when it's like uh the bomb cyclone is hitting or whatever that polar vortex is hitting then it's like oh all right we're like hitting or whatever that polar vortex is hitting then it's like oh all right we're like i'm hunkering down for like five days you know what i mean we're

gonna get all like all the food and all the firewood and like we ain't going outside that's fun too yeah you know honestly like it kind of like like there i see a lot of people in la talking about like the sense of community and all that obviously that always happens after a tragedy and disaster but like you kind of get it more often. We're like, oh, there's a storm coming. Everyone's got to hunker down. We're all in this together. We've got to fight the weather. I don't like this California slander.

There's no community in California. California's beautiful. You guys are going to try and talk about the wildfires. You guys are going to try and talk about whatever. Point blank? Beautiful. No, I like California. We're talking about California fires you guys are going to try and talk about like whatever point blank beautiful no i like california i'm just i i we're talking about california because of the fires are currently there but i'm just i'm speaking to like any other region not to make it about me but like

the only thing in my five-year plan was to end up in the palisades and that's just like really putting a damper if you would like to cry, I get that. Thank you. I've cried. Yeah. I will. The craziest part is like what you – I saw a thread from – I think someone from Colorado who like they were like, let me tell you what's going to come next. And it's like all of the rental properties now like everyone price gouges and there's just no room for the people. So you have to like move out of state. So like it's not just like right now. You know what I mean?

It has like the long – because's like what there's no homes so the homes that are rentable are going to be like you know 10x the rate and then but even if you can afford that there's only so many of those so like are you you know if you're if you're a hollywood uh celebrity and like when you move to a different state do you go live with family elsewhere do you like you can't well then my backup option was santa barbara and now everyone's talking about santa barbara are you gonna get that fucking out of your mouth what are you gonna go back that's the plan but i don't i gotta reconsider now i don't know i don't know i don't know apparently you catch on fire sometimes which is kind of crazy don't you just feel like hurricanes i get we can't stop that like everything fire doming bro

domes i always think about bro done granted this one would have to be a really big dome maybe just dome dome dome dome heaven where were you well you know if fucking you know gavin newsom or whoever is not doing the right thing out there did you see that the video of uh so elon musk is obviously being like a fucking total dickhead to the to the the gabby newsom and all this is so crazy we haven't even touched on the bedtimes yeah we got that we'll get there we'll get there um he was like i think trying to like do a gotcha you know and he was feeling he was talking to firefighters because everyone's talking about how there was no water in the fire fire fire hydrants and i think some of that was there was some issues with –

I've seen that's very true. I've seen that's very false. I think there was some issues with like their – they probably could have done a better job. But also in this conversation with the firefighters, he was like – so I heard that in Malibu like there was no water. And he was like the rate of water that we were using like no system any system would run out yeah like we used all the water it was gone and he was like oh okay okay all right but like but other places have water and he was like it's just like when

this happens like there's just not enough water and and elon musk was like okay guys like sounds good i was like i don't know why you posted that because everyone he was trying to like you know do it as a point of like he wanted the firefighters to be like yeah usually we have water but the government like cut back on this and that yeah and there was also like when stuff when when stuff at least again these are all things i see on the internet who knows like you said i don't study this shit but people said like once there's explosions and destruction and shit the pressure gets fucked up and like even if you have water you can't study this shit. But people said like once there's explosions and destruction and shit, the pressure gets fucked up. And like even if you have water, you can't get it out.

So it's not just like a simple there's water or not water. I will say they're always like we can't use salt water because of like it will harm the environment. I don't know. Let's deal with that problem. That fire seems to be doing a pretty good job too. Yeah, that's pretty much ruining the state now again there might be there might be some shit like if you know if you ruin the soil and the plants don't grow and the animals die and then you have like you know all that shit but like perfect no salting the earth is like totally

but um but i also think there might be a breaking point where it's like if 10 000 acres are going to burn down maybe we deal with the salt like later you know i don't know but salting like that's like that like it's generations right well that's what i mean it might be like this might ruin things like 50 fucking years no never mind i'm taking that back not salting the earth makes sense but then it's like you know everyone's like well you should have some technology in place to like desalinize it and it's like they probably should figure that out for i don't know how long that takes or if that's possible or feasible. Everyone becomes a fucking expert.

You know what I mean? It's like, why wasn't this? Why wasn't that? And I'm sure there's some answers for this. But I'm also sure the other half of it is, like, there is probably some we cut the budget. But also, like, they don't need to do answers right now. Fix the problem, and then we'll find out answers. Well, that's the other thing, too, is, like, Newsom was, like, posting that video of Elon Musk.

And people were like, the fires are still burning, dude. Like, do your political twitter fight later like let's fucking figure it out first did you see the one drop that nailed it though did you see they put the Mike Breen bang bang that was cool there's also equally one

that was like terrible though where it was like the wind just like took the water away and it didn't do anything it was like so but it is funny. That's like the system we have in places like hope and pray, you know? Like, you know,

we, we know how to fight it, but also like if the wind doesn't let up or the wind changes or we're at the mercy of fire, that's pretty crazy. Yeah. That's a, it's a bad one.

It's a bad, yeah. But like what last episode we were talking about, like the jumping car And the All these different technologies Like I don't know Let's put all that money

Into fire first Let's figure out how to beat fire And then we can do The car that can bunny hop Until then You know The car that can ollie I did like

Spencer Pratt's Have in a moment That was the thing I wrote down Spencer Pratt Yeah Spencer Pratt That was the one thing I brought to the show today Do you guys even like Know Spencer Pratt No Yeah that moment. That was the thing I wrote down. Spencer Pratt? Yeah. That was the one thing I brought to the show today. Do you guys even know Spencer Pratt?

No. Yeah, that's too early for you guys. Spencer Pratt was the original, I bet, original reality villain, I would say. Maybe some survivor guys who were villains. But as far as just watching life. Not even the MTV world. He was the reality villain du jour for us. There were plenty before.

I guess so. But maybe not plenty. There were plenty before. I guess so. But maybe not plenty. There was probably some real world people, Puck and them. But that was pretty early. Yeah, I would agree. But I just don't want to get people being like, what are you talking about? I don't follow reality. 2007. Spencer was big around the time my friends watched reality TV.

You're right. You're right. But he was kind of the first in terms of just watching people live and like he was kind of like the douchebag boyfriend who people like hated but what a video from him being like for 10 years everyone told me that i'm just some broke nobody but now that i'm upset my house burned down now i'm rich and and like you know now now i'm some wealthy celebrity that oh that's not what i wrote down oh i wrote down a different spencer press because i thought that was awesome that video right there like he was like you guys have been telling me i'm nothing but a broke bitch for since you know since the hills but now that i'm telling

you my house burned down everyone says you're rich you can deal with it so fuck you guys the uh it was a different video i think i don't know. I saw the article. Heidi, is that my phone? It's a weird ring. It sounds like it's... Amber or something. My goddamn mom. The... Let me recalibrate here.

Alien. Alien. Alien. That was a mothership calling. Come back. That Heidi Montag is number one on iTunes. Right. Because he was like, we need money. That's why.

He's like, we're going to need money to rebuild our house. Can you guys go stream heidi's song but it's from oh yeah from 2010 yeah that's fucking gangster that's awesome i didn't know that i knew all these things no i didn't know it was all connected like a heidi montag well he he said um he it was a video of him laying on the ground he was literally just like laying on the ground filming and he was like um people keep telling me, you're milking this for all it's worth. And he was like, yeah. Yeah.

I lost all of my shit. I need money. I'm going to milk this as much as I can. But he was, he's like, you know, like the way Scott Disick is kind of loved in the Kardashian world, even though he's kind of like a douchebag. Spencer Pratt deserves that treatment. But instead, people just fucking hated him. You know what's really crazy? The way Scott Disick is kind of loved in the Kardashian world, even though he's kind of like a douchebag. Spencer Pratt deserves that treatment, but instead people just fucking hated him. You know what's really crazy?

I was talking about this in the car right home. I went back. From what? From the funeral you didn't go to. I missed it. I was sick. I watched the clip of when Heidi Montag reveals her plastic surgery to her mother and family. Oh, yeah.

They, like, disown her. And they're like, this is irreversible. Like, how did you do this? We should have done that to Jackie. I know. I literally was thinking, like, if somebody had been, like, which people did. People commented being, like, shouldn't have gotten the nose job. And I was like, that makes me want to cut myself.

And honestly, dude, the video, she looked completely normal. Yeah. I remember her being, like, the plastic surgery freak. Botched. Like, she did so much work. And she looks like every bitch looks today. Like, she got, like, a nose job and the cheeks and like she did get work. This is it.

Okay. Look at that. That's just every bitch on Instagram now. She does have the MJ nose. Yeah. Listen, I'm not saying that she didn't do surgery, but like that girl is a dime a dozen these days. For sure. That is every chick either on Instagram or with a filter on their face to look like that.

And we were all like, you are a freak! I mean, ahead of her time and deserves a fucking apology because she was just a regular ass chick. Maybe she was the one who started the craze or whatever, but she was not some absolute animal. I need you guys to tell me if I should get lip injections again. I'm going to show you some before and after pictures jackie no well i'm getting too mixed i'm getting mixed well i don't know what i'm talking about i don't know i don't know what you're

fucking with what's the way you remember that one time she came in she looked like a freak okay but that was peak swelling yes i i understand that it goes down but the fact that you're like i'm gonna go do that thing where like for a week i will look like a goddamn freak show. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then after. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Howdy as hell. Do whatever you can. I mean, Heidi's the perfect example. Like, you look normal in, like, two days. At your first CC, someone who's had something done, you go, oh, that's jarring. Yeah, you say that until you're, like, 35, though, and your face looks weird because

you've been putting poison into it for, like, 15 years. Yeah, then you get another one. You just keep going until you're dead. Have you seen The Substance? Look at this. Full range of movement there then you get another one. You just keep going until you're dead. Have you seen The Substance? Let me tell you, look at this. Full range of movement there. Gotta get that fixed. God forbid you can move

your fucking eyebrows. It was so much more fun. Remember how fun it was? Do you have injections right now? No, thank you so much. Just don't want regular... I mean, there are white people. I want them to be like,

look at that fish. No nose. Big lips. I want people to be like, look at that fish. No nose. Big lips. I want people to be like, that is a fish out of water. What is she doing? I'm like, I'm an old sharky. I've said that before. No nose.

Just take the whole thing off. Fucking Voldemort over here. That's a goal. I think there really will be a generation of you bitches when you're older where you're just fucking gross but I think people said that right I'm sure people said that when people start getting titty things like we kind of just forget I don't know man like are we walking around these days like going like because titties started what people got like titties for the first time probably in their 60s right they're probably in their 60s and 70s now, right?

Oh, I thought you meant they got them in the 60s. When do you think the first breast implant was? I would guess 70s. So maybe they're dead now. But I'm not walking around like, look at all these old freaks. 1890! I was about to throw this out there

and say, I bet you there's some freak shit going on. When did it become commercialized? I was going to say, I was about to throw this out there and say, I bet you there's some freak shit going on. Okay, that's the first. When did it become, like, commercialized? Did you hear that all these people are getting cancers from root canals? No, they're not. Oh. I don't know.

I'm sure a person or two got cancer. No, I'm not. Nothing is real. John's sick of it. Nothing is real. Oh, look who's in the simulation now. Yeah. Uh-oh.

Uh-oh. Funny how that goes. None of this is real. 1993 was, no, 1992. I mean, 1895, I bet you they were putting, like, mud in there. I bet you they were like, whatever's squishy, throw it in those tits. That's a great point. Like, fill a bag up with milk and just toss it in there.

Like, what were they putting in 1895? In 1962, Timmy Jean Lindsay was the first celebrity to get breast implants. Let's get a picture of that up there. Timmy Jean, a pioneer in the game. You know what's kind of crazy to think about is, okay, so like what is in beauty is typically what the rich has, right? So then like – It's actually what the poor doesn't have. The rich see what the poor are doing and we're not gonna do that we're gonna do the opposite yeah exactly so the but then like like so the rich have access to like healthy food and and

you know trainers and all this and whatever and then they have like so it's like being skinny and then they have ozempic and then like being skinny's in but then ozempic they're gonna find like some kind of like cheap ozempic and then everyone's gonna have ozempic and then all people of all classes are gonna be skinny and then it's not gonna be a telltale sign of the rich so the rich are gonna have to come up with something else well it used to be fat that so maybe being fat used to be the hotness i know because it meant like you had food and being fat and pale. I'm not outside working and I'm like just chilling and eating food. I'm like, look at that fat, pale bitch.

She's what I want to be. I think the same thing about like I think, you know, we saw with bald stool. Like if you're bald in the future, you're poor. Yeah. Like right now it's still very expensive, but I bet it'll get very common where it's just like anything else. You just fix it, like a problem you fix. And if you're a ball, like your teeth. If you have fucked up teeth right now, you're poor, right?

It'll be the same thing with balls. It's just like you can't afford hair implants. You're a broke bitch. But yeah, maybe the poor are going to have to come up with something. They'll have the neuro link with Elon Musk, bro. Today's episode of KC Radio is sponsored by GameTime. I'm going to the Knicks, Martin Luther King

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Can we talk about my boy, Vrabel? Still haven't done the kids We'll get to it Why don't you just come be a Patriots man It makes sense It does I can't though I'm done being a Jets fan I'm not buying merch I'm not watching the games

I'm not going to the fucking games Here's the thing I have a bit Of my career is talking about the Jets Watching the games, I'm not going to the fucking games. No, no, no. But here's the thing. I have a bit of my career is talking about the Jets. I will – you know, it's still good for business. If I was just a regular – I swear to God, I mean this genuinely. I have a financial and just like career incentive to talk about the Jets. If I was a regular person, there is no fucking shot i would give a single second of my time to this team i i and probably many years ago but certainly now it's it's like i don't even

understand i saw your tweet it's very it's very spot on which one the one that was just like we didn't have a quarterback for a year and a coach for three years oh hell yeah i'm i'm in more jet specific like like who you like mike mccarthy ron rivera dude like even worse like like dude they're gonna they're gonna go with a first time head coach again and and probably like a first time gm and it's gonna be like you've done this 50 times in a row oh and your your coach getting just destroyed last night. What was that? I didn't see that. Dude, I don't know. I retweeted it. I've been doing a thing recently where I'm just like, I don't need to add my two cents.

I'll just retweet this and people will know I think it's funny. I don't know if they know that's the case, but I just retweeted this last night. I swear to God, he's going to be the worst internet person of all time. I'm an internet content creator for a living i'm not gonna put my opinion out there i'm not gonna do any sort of commentary like what do i i know if i quote you go this is funny i know what you mean like right like yeah i i but i was wondering i was like i don't know if people think i'm like doing that as it's serious or just it's funny whatever i don't know i've just retweeted it but it's one of the reporters uh for i think eagles game last

night goes we've lost contain here in the press box drunk woman who's an eagles fan right in front of the window is heckling robert sala and other bald folks in our row calling them bald motherfuckers dude they i mean the jets i i was listening to you passed it is up higher it was last night's game i think i was listening to boomomer Esiason on the fan, and they were talking about this. They were talking about, are we going to get a...

See, the last sentence is why I was questioning whether people would know what my... It's funny up until that. But the end makes it more serious. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just thought the first part was funny. I don't really care about that. calling everyone bald motherfuckers um but continue please yeah they were just like talking about you know getting like here's what i really think they should have done

here they should have gone to mike rabel and he was you know this was written in the fucking in stone that he was going to go to new england oh yeah but let's say that was not the case if you went to mike raybill i would have legitimately been like here's a 20 a 15 year deal 15 years because the jets need for the first like five you're just turning turning the cruise ship around yeah like don't, don't, this idea that, like, with the Jets, like, we're going to go try to win a Super Bowl next year. How about we try to, like, make you a place where, like, players want to show up to play? Let's start with that.

So, like, Mike Rabel here is, like, 15 years, $150 million. But, you know, make incentives and opt-outs and shit so you're not, like, on the hook unless it works out, and tell him for the first five years, I don't even care what your record is. I just want you to make this not a joke anymore. Have people show up. Don't be the butt of the jokes.

Tighten up with the media. Tighten up with the clown show. That's it. You can go, oh, and fucking 17, but stop being the butt of the joke five years in we'll start talking about now you need to win a little bit and and you need to like like like make him a gm head coach like a whole thing you know what i mean because these like it's they just it's the same robert sala was the the chosen one todd bowles

chosen one these guys are all like supposed to be the next thing and if you come in and so and boomer was like i want them to talk when they you know i'm hoping at the interview they were talking specifically about the head coach i think the gm is even more important but whatever head coach they were like boomer was like i want them to ask like what are you doing in in this situation with clock management what are you going to do in this situation with your locker room what would you do you know what what play would you call it okay if the person asking that question is woody johnson and the johnson family and these dumb motherfuckers who knows it would be like me asking like okay what would you do in the spot coach and you would tell me what to do and i'd be like okay sounds good i guess i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about because i'm woody johnson i'm the dumbest person

in sports so how the fuck can you even trust that you're hiring the right people who's going to hire the right people if the guy hiring the person is a fucking moron? Dude, right. And whoever he picks is a moron. You know? It's not like he's like,

I surrounded myself with this brain trust of guys who are smart. It's like, who fucking knows? It's your brother. It's these other assholes. It's your kids playing Madden. Son, yeah. Son.

And you know he's going to take over, so my kids' kids's your brother. It's these other assholes. It's your kids playing Madden. Son, yeah. Son. So it's like – And you know he's going to take over. So like my kids' kids will be like Woody Johnson's son. Like we'll be under the Jets' reign. Well, that's why I thought that was going to happen with the Wilpons forever. Thank God they finally sold because there's Bradley Wilpon was coming along. And I was like these guys are either going to have to be like wiped off the planet Earth or something miraculous is going to happen. And like Cohen just fell from the sky.

But like there is no shot that they get this right no and if they do like like like Joe Joe Douglas was like praised by everybody coming from Philly Robert Sala was supposed to be the next guy and there's just something to be said for I think people like don't when they analyze or watch sports they don't ever put themselves in like a real life situation it's like if you got a job tomorrow at a company that was just completely fucking dysfunctional you would come home every night and be like honey like there's nothing i can do yeah this place is fucked i'm super smart i know exactly what i'm doing like it takes a variable or like somebody who can turn the whole thing around otherwise you just show up and you're like oh i i'm trying to do

my my job honey and the the guy told me that his son plays madden so we have to trade for this guy you'd be like fuck this job i have no chance to you know what i mean and you can't talk about it you have to be quiet like all that it's it's it's not it's not a tenable situation so there's no i mean i I watch some of these guys, like the real Jets writers, reporters, podcasters. I'm like I can't believe these guys do it still. No, it's – My buddy Joe Caporoso is like – he's probably the best Jets mind I know. And he's like, I expect them to hire them by midweek.

Like it's this person, that person. Here are the candidates. And I was like, God bless you, bro. I don't know any of those names. The names I do know, I don't want, and I can tell you right now, none of them are going to work. And we're going to be here again and again and again literally until we're dead.

I really don't think it'll change for the Jets. I really don't. I really don't. It changed for the Lions. It changed for the Lions. There was a time where people probably said, the Lions are going to be bad forever. 40 years? Yeah, I mean, they still are, in some ways, have never – or even were. And I still – I think it's the worst to be a Jets fan. But, like, the Lions have never been to the Super Bowl.

They have, like, a million other little things that are like, this is why we're the worst. But they turned it around. The Browns never really turned it around. But they've had, like, their moments here and there, whatever. I don't – I do not think you will ever change for the Jets. Unless Woody goes goes you know if you got and then if like if gary v buys the jets one day and he's just like a cohen type and then then it can change but even that it's just i don't know i just don't think it'll ever change it's not worth a single ounce of your time ever ever ever ever

so god bless you if you're young i can't though i though. I can't. I do. I missed. I wish that I was at this point about two years ago. Because I really do like the Lions. But it's too late to jump on the bandwagon. And I liked them a couple years ago. But I was not at the point of, like, I'm jumping to a new team. I think there would be honor in, like, I'm going from the Jets to the Lions. Because it's like that's not.

I'm not picking the Patriots. Right, right, right. It's like you're picking another dog shit franchise. But it's too late now. It's like, yeah, no, great. But like I like Jared Goff. I've talked to him before. He's like kind of in the Barstool world. Obviously Dan Campbell is like the man.

Detroit is just like a city you want to root for. Like if I was – if it was just this bad, if the Aaron Rodgers thing had happened leading up to the Lions being good, I would have jumped onto them. I'm a Chiefs fan now. Chief i actually i'll tell you what i i i the chiefs like the fact that people were like trashing them all year and they were what 16 and 15 and two yeah like it's it's like this is their most impressive season we'll see what happens during the playoffs but like they're having a down year nothing is like really go they're not clicking and they went 15 and fucking two yeah with one of those losses being like they punted at the end of the year they're they're they're

the patriot there yeah but like what i will say from patriot memory is we had years like this where we'd be like we're not that good this year and people would be like you're 15 and one or whatever you are and then that would be a year. We don't want the Superbowl. Right. Right. Right. Not a bad year by most franchise. Well,

like, yeah, but like, if the chiefs win the Superbowl this year, to me, it's like, they really are the Patriots. It's like,

even when we're bad, I don't think that we'll win this year, but I don't think there's any, like, you know, people who are like trashing them being like, it's like, okay,

they're down. If this is their down year, they lose like the AFC championship game. It's like the patriots it's like i'll take it the same thing i've been arguing a lot with steelers fans like i get that that the steelers are we're dead man walking in the playoffs they are a a good team that can't beat other good teams they'll beat the bad teams but you put a good team in front of them they're gonna get waxed every single time that's what happened down the stretch they lost all of their games to all the good teams and they were fucked that being said like you as a jets fan like if you fired mike tomlin he would he would

have a job before the fuck before he walked out of the room where he signs his resignation papers you know what i mean like if you told me you could have a coach right now where you will never have a season under 500 you will make the playoffs 75 of the time, and you're always in it. I would drop to my knees and suck his dick. I get that, but once you keep losing the playoffs, I've climbed that mountain. I want to climb the next mountain. I get it. And yes, I know there are risks involved.

Yes, I know I could fall and die to my death on that mountain, but I want to try the next mountain. If you really think that Mike Tomlin is the problem, just don't think he's like that bad of a coach where it's like and he lost the locker room and you know he made some weird choices and like they didn't they certainly didn't play well but it's like until if it was Mike Rabel if it was like somebody you really believe in and you're like okay I think he can keep that level of success and go to the next level fine take the risk I get it because you yeah you can't do that forever but if you're gonna do it for like robert zala it's like well when you go fucking 3 and 14 next year and you're under 500 for the next six because you're just trying to find like your way

again you would beg to be back in this spot yeah it can get worse than steelers but i i there's nothing more boring than just standard, right? I know what the standard is. We make the playoffs every year, we lose in the first round every year. I'll tell you what's more boring. Not having a football team. But you gotta try. If I was a Steelers fan, I would definitely want Tomlin out. Yeah, well, but I think that's

coming from where you're at. For who? Who's going to coach? Oh, I don't have a clue. Again, if Mike Rabel was a former Steeler and it was as locked in as it was for New England, you know what I mean? Yeah. Then I could understand something.

But if you're just going to hire one of these other jamokes or the new flavor of the day, when you've got a guy who has proven it for 20 straight years, I'll win you fucking 10 games a year, it's just... It can get a lot worse. Yeah. I get what you mean, though. You do, as a franchise, it's just, it can get a lot worse. Yeah. I get what you mean, though.

You do, as a franchise, you have to do something at some point. Like skiing, right? Like Wachusett Mountain, right? It's a mountain in Massachusetts. It's a tiny little mountain. You learn how to ski that, and you go, I'm going to go bigger mountains now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You kind of, you get bored.

You're like, I don't know. I've fucking done this a million times. Right. It's not that fun for me anymore. I actually think this is where the patriots kind of ruin sports like we talk about a lot like you know there is i feel like there was a world where it was just like uh who was it the other day was it kevin kisner um i saw a video of him and i don't know if it was a new video or old video but they were like do you feel like when you go out there every day

you can win and he was like no not really, you can win? And he was like, no, not really. And the guy was like, really? He was like, yeah, like Beth Page, Torrey Pines, I'm not winning. I'm not. And the guy was like, then why go out there? And he was like, because they pay really well for 20th. There was a world, I think, where it was like, hey, was he a good NFL coach? And it was like, yeah, he won like one Super Bowl, made the playoffs every single year,

won like 150 games. That's like a great career, you know? But it's like now it just feels like there's a difference where it's like you have to win the Super Bowl. And it's like, well, that's the hardest thing to do. Like there's only a couple of people who are going to get to do that. You know what I mean? Dude, it's actually like, obviously you didn't see Vrabel's press conference this morning.

Like he gave all the, he just said all the right stuff. He's the man. It was like, what's the franchise goal? Win the Super Bowl. No. Oh, yeah. It was be good enough to take advantage of bad football. Right.

Right. Yeah, yeah. Like, that's what I mean. And he went on. He was like, and then it's to win AFC championships, and then it's to compete for Super Bowls. But it was everything like you said, where it's like, it's not like we win the Super Bowl or we fail. It's like, nope, we've got to shift things. First we have to move things. Like, first we've got to be good enough to compete for Super Bowls. But it was everything like you said, where it's not like, we win the Super Bowl or we fail.

It's like, nope, we've got to shift things. First, we have to move things. First, we've got to be good enough to win bad football. Then, we've got to be good enough to win the AFC East. Then, we've got to be good enough to win the AFC Championship. Then, we've got to be good enough to win the Super Bowl. There are steps. Dude, every answer he gave was so fucking good.

They were asking about the history of the stadium. He's like, I think he said, look, all these posters don't help the guys on the field, but they're a good reminder of what it takes to be there. And I'm like, god damn, that's a very good answer. I felt a legitimate shift yesterday. I mean, in our personal relationship. Where I was like, you know, we texted occasionally and just a little fucking thing. But I was now like, that's my coach.

I was like, that's my fucking leader right there. I'll go to a fucking war for this fucking guy. It brought back a fire in me for the Patriots that I haven't felt in a little while. It's been a whole 36 months. I was like, this is what it's like to go to...

Two and a half years. Me and my new Brady. I'm like, I'll fucking die for this fucking guy. I mean, he's the best. Him and his wife are awesome. The little I've gotten to know him through Barstool, he's always been cool, fun, like the exact type of guy you want. He's like a Dan Campbell type in my mind. I watched Taylor LeJuan's video five times yesterday. I watched the Pats fucking video that they posted to Braybel ten times and cried twice.

We're going to hire the Maryland fucking head coach. Bro, when I saw that, I thought that was a joke. I thought it was a joke, too. Dude, that guy. People are trying to convince me on him. Shut the fuck up. Maryland went four and eight this year. That's crazy.

How are you going to hire a college coach in Maryland who went four and eight? I was like, wait. I was like, did Maryland, like, are they, like, undefeated? Are they in the championship, like, in the playoff that I didn't realize or something? No, they're four and eight. And every Maryland fan was was like this guy sucks and every new mexico fan from like 10 years ago was like yeah this guy sucks get the fuck out of here the jets were like yeah he looks good that's what i mean it's like it's

like what because like his son probably played ncaa 25 and like made made a franchise with him, a school with him, and won. It's fucking – they're the worst. I'm done, Jackie. I'm done. Especially – I got Juan Soto. I got the Gamecocks and Juan Soto. You got the Gamecocks? Remember that?

That lasted for about 45 seconds. Where are the Gamecocks in the playoffs? I thought they were going to – He's a USC fan. I'm an FSU fan. I'll bring it up once every two years. I don't know. If I fucking love the Noles, baby.

Are you going to root for Notre Dame? Am I going to root for Notre Dame? Notre Dame winning is sort of like Duke and the Yankees and the Lakers winning where it's like you probably should be rooting against it if you're not a fan. But I don't know. Part of me wants those guys. I know a lot of people who like them and kind of want them to get it. I'm kind of the same way. But I do think they'll become insufferable. You know what I mean? It's like rooting me wants those guys. I know a lot of people who like them and kind of want them to get it. I'm kind of the same way.

But I do think they'll become insufferable. You know what I mean? It's like rooting for the bad guys in a way. I hadn't thought about it. Now that I'm definitely rooting for Notre Dame. Which I grew up around Boston College people. And then at the time they were in BC. I feel like if you're a white guy like us, at some point you're rooted for Notre Dame.

But no, what I'm saying is Notre Dame was the enemy. Oh, BC. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right, right. point you're rooted for notre dame i but no what i'm saying is beat like no oh yeah yeah yeah so like weirdly most people i i know intimately what it like they hate notre dame got it um but yeah in between these two teams to me it was like i was like oh i'm gonna wear like a jersey because it's got a shamrock yeah like i like the fighting irish or it's st patrick's day and so you just kind of like become like a de facto fan um i would never call myself a fan, but it's like, yeah, the Irish. But I do think if they win, it'll be like, careful what you wish for because those people are fucking assholes. But I got the Mets in my life.

Got the Knicks in my life. I don't need the Jets. I've heard this every single year. No, but I wonder if Jackie's probably like a good producer of the goddamn Jets she was in the trenches you got me into it for a little bit and I go this sucks

and then I said that and I meant it yeah that's kind of an interesting like you're around us so much and you hear sports talk so much and you from hear sports talk so much, and you, from my understanding – I really don't give a fuck.

It's your tech. It's your – It's your Snapchat show. But, no, I was going to say your – what's it called? Simulation. Simulation. Like, oh, my God, I don't care. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, what do you think when you hear all that? Like, particularly from these two. Like, what do you – I just, like, I actually, like, I can't tell if you guys are, like, joking about going around in circles. Being like, I'm done. I'm done. I'm done. But it's the same thing every single, like, it's just, you just, like.

And then it's just, like, really seem to make you invisible. It's like a girl being like, I'm done with my boyfriend. Yeah, I know. And it's like, and on the 10th time, she actually means it. But it's really like. But you gotta go through those first nine times. I need you guys to, like, just try, like, turning that frown outside out like just try being positive do you know what i mean like you guys haven't even tried fucking being positive no no i know i tried being positive

for the first 35 years no no okay i know but like did you really yeah you give it like two games and you go i'm all in. I love this team. I love this franchise. And then like the second, like the quarterback, like misses a throw or whatever. You're like, this always fucking happens. You met me when I was what? Like 30.

Guys. Oh my God. Am I fat? Tell me about that. Huge. Enormous. Obese. Once you get those lips, that thing is cracking.

Imagine that if it's like one half an ounce. Yeah, literally. Cracked. Wait, but so do you like – That thing is so late in life when I was so – you know what I mean? Like it was done by then. Do you or like – or girls you run with, I imagine you guys have similar interests, which is non-sports.

I like saying the term like girls I run with. Like that sounds like we're like a pack of wolves. Okay, continue. But do you guys have something in your lives that where you're like, this makes me miserable and I hate it and I'm going to stop doing it, but then you don't stop doing it? Men. Well, men.

Men as a whole. Dating. Yes. They talk about their boyfriends the way we talk about the Jets. This is the one. This is the one. It's going to happen. Dumpster fire every time. Is that really how you guys like talk no dating is their hobby

no dating is not our hobby yes it is no i mean it's what you do it's what you talk about that's not true no what do you what are your hobbies well we just don't like insert or i feel like we don't like like gossip and shit Which is about like relationships And then voice No no no I'm sick of those girls don't have hobbies Can I think of a hobby right off the bat You go to the gym every morning Yeah I don't know

No see that's the bullshit with hobbies Is people don't fucking count hobbies as hobbies It's just shit you do It's so true I remember it was here We were talking about it recently And someone someone was like, what are your hobbies? I was like, oh, I like working out. Like, that's not a hobby.

I was like, okay. I like going to the movies. Like, that's not a hobby. I'm like, okay. I like my work. I like what I do for work. Like, that's not a hobby. That's work.

Well, all these hobbies I'm listing don't count as hobbies. Then yes, I guess I don't have hobbies. Here's what I think people think of a hobby. It can't make you money because then that's your job. And I think in their mind, there needs to be a result. It's like I painted this picture. I made this song. The gym absolutely counts as a hobby.

Yeah. I'm with you on that. You know what I like to do? I like fiddling with stuff. Wait, one more thing. I think that people think you have to enjoy it. And most people don't enjoy the gym like you do. So it's a hobby.

Most people are like, I hate this. I have to do it. That's not a't enjoy the gym. Like you do. So it's a hobby. Most people are like, I hate this. I have to do it. That's not a hobby. What would you say? I like fiddling with stuff. That's my hobby. And when people tell me, like sometimes I'll be like talking to someone and I'll be like tearing up my favorite towel.

And people are like, oh, you must be anxious. I enjoy fiddling with stuff. Stop fucking telling me that I'm so anxious. Me, I am. I'm honestly at the point where like, if you don't have like a fidget toy to give me, like don't invite me over. Wait, I'm going to get you one. I'm going to get Me, I am. I'm honestly at the point where like, if you don't have like a fidget toy to give me, like don't invite me over. Wait, I gotta get you one. I'm gonna get you one right now.

Like literally this whole time. Like a fidget spinner or those like cubes or whatever. When you guys were talking about like sports, oh my God, I don't give a fuck about sports. And I was literally like, I wanna like fidget with somebody right now. I felt so bad during that. We went on like 10 minutes too long.

No, no, no, no. Don't let me stop you. And you guys like i would be so fucking cool if i could chime in on this conversation trust me i wish i could chime in and be like yo robert sola like whatever that ball motherfucker crazy but i just don't care yet let's buy all of these no my sister my sister had one the other day that was like the greatest i'm texting her right now to find out what it was this is 160 different pieces i'll get you that crazy you want that like kind of all right those are all kind of trash you know what would you rather that or like a good one i need like a

puzzle like i need something that i can break down and that's a hobby rebuilt that's a this is what i'm saying it's a lame one people would be like you're gay but you could be like i do okay at least i'm not like being a loser liking loser sports teams got them yeah no there's nothing stupider than being a fan of like a dumb team that like at this point you know like like if you're a fan of a bad team and like they might make it one day that's kind of what makes it like sweet and satisfying it's like we put the time in but when it's not ever gonna happen it's like this is so fucking yeah and it's also kind of just like you could do something like in my eyes like yeah don't you just go to getting my sundays back has been amazing i've been watching movies and tv shows that i want my sundays oh i just don't

although i will say it kind of like i don't i just don't. Although I will say, kind of like, I just don't watch football. I'm like, I lost all of football almost. I lost all of that. That's why I'm a Chiefs fan, because I want this whole season to just be like. Yeah. If the Chiefs win, then you just mark it off as like another loser year. But I like the center, too. Like, if you're going to, instead of complaining, why don't you get up your ass, start bandwagoning

a good team. Because I guess you don't get it. You don't get it. We get. Boil. Yeah, that's like... Guys will make fun of you for that. Yeah, that makes sense.

You have some stupid honor code, you know? But it's like... Yeah. But I mean, I'm... Oh, you're done? You're done? Really? But like...

I fucking bet. When I say this about the Mets, I'm lying. I cannot stop at the Mets. I'm done with the jets like like ice cream bro i'm just done but you just said you're gonna keep doing it uh i will probably do it like literally just to make videos and shit like that but i like i will not watch games but if there's like one of the other what's up you're gonna pick one of the other you can't say it into a microphone you don't care because i'm the videos i'll take it

no but that'll be my videos every video will be like I don't fucking care about this you guys are idiots for caring that yeah I know

that's a good I mean that's basically the last like five goddamn Jets videos I was like I didn't watch the game but I heard this happened really

yeah cause I was like this is and I was like I didn't watch the game you shouldn't but I heard wait that should be your new

recap Jets games that I didn't watch yeah I bet you I could. But I heard. Wait, that should be your new recap Jets games. That I didn't watch. Yeah. I bet you I could. Every time. Without even reading like a recap. I bet you that they had the ball like a couple minutes left and didn't do shit with it. I bet you they got like 10 or 12 penalties for like 150 yards.

I bet you, you know, they have some wide receiver who's like, you know, mad. It's actually, maybe it was a big thing. We're going to go back really quickly. No. Again, don't let me hold you back. No. No. But the, you're a good barometer of like you guys talk about this a little too long um the uh like i i i feel like everyone had already given up on the jets so much that like

no one even cared anymore either but like a team who's let's say you were three and ten at the moment having their quarterback drop a netflix size Netflix special about how he does drugs is crazy. Like in the middle of the season. You can't script it, bro. But that's not like a childbirth. It doesn't happen. You can just schedule it for two months later. Not even.

Yeah, just a couple more games. It can be not in season. Here's how Aaron spent his offseason. He's playing with his feet in a hut in Peru. I'm sure. Throw a football, you fucking asshole. I guarantee they were like, the Jets will be headed to the playoffs. We'll drop it week 14.

You know what I mean? It'll be great for everyone's talking about the Jets. They were wrong. And by the wrong. Yeah. And by the way, like, no, as far as I know, no one gave a fuck about that. Yeah. Like, I didn't even watch. I was like, oh, I got to watch this to, like, you know, be able to talk about it.

Nobody cares. But, like, cared so little that, like, no one was even angry. No one made fun of it. I saw one clip. We were talking about butterflies. That was it. I didn't see any of it. It was just still. It was so particularly, like, like, so stereotypically stoner.

He was just like, butterflies, man, like they're caterpillars. And then they, like, become butterflies and that's their whole life now. It's like, yeah, dude. I'm becoming a butterfly.

I'm done with caterpillars. I'm done. Which was the point of this documentary was supposed to be like, he got injured and then it was going to be like his comeback story and he, like,

makes the Jets good and then they have to, like, pivot. This is like makes the jets good and then they had like pivot this is more i think about him doing ayahuasca and like his personal life and like off the field shit but it's like you suck dude guess what it's not a coincidence that you sucking coincided with all this shit i'm not one of these people like drugs like ruined you or whatever but it's just like you're just not focused you're just not focused on it you know and? And by the way, to the people, the Aaron Rodgers sympathizers out there, these fucking Jets fans who are like comparing stats

and talking about numbers and how he wasn't that bad, like, dude stepped into the same exact spot as Zach Wilson, and the team got worse, okay? And other things were bad, but maybe that's because their quarterback was fucking checked out and was not a leader and didn't give a fuck. and all of his stats are in meaningless games that didn't matter

uh like somebody had the audacity to put him and josh allen stats side by side conveniently left out that josh allen has like 13 rushing touchdowns they only put his path throwing touchdowns but we'll just ignore another like 30 of his touchdowns but even let's say that was the case like if you can't, if you didn't look at the Buffalo Bills and Josh Allen and see the difference between that and Aaron Rodgers and you're just telling me they both threw for 28 touchdowns, 3,500 yards, and you know, 68% completion percentage.

Like if you think that means they're the same quarterback, then you're not watching games and you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. So fuck off. I feel like I can root for the Bills a little bit too. then you're not watching games and you don't know what the fuck you're talking about. So, fuck off. I feel like I can root for the Bills a little bit too. That one likes the Bills. Yeah.

I hate the fucking Bills. Not everyone. I do. I mean, they're in the division which is a problem but they're the type of city you want to deserve it

to get over the hump. They 100% deserve it. That's why I want it to be us. I got it. That's why I like the Lions. I'm a Lions fan. I'm a Lions fan. The Bills fans and Jets fans are like, I want it to be us. I got it. That's why I like the Lions. I'm a Lions fan. I'm a Lions fan. I don't care.

The Bills fans and Jets fans are like – I feel like Bills and Lions are very similar. And maybe it's just because of my proximity to Jets fans, but I feel like you guys – like Bills fans are like, we don't really care. Again, from where I sat and what I viewed was always like they were like the t-shirt that every frat had or every intramurals team where it's like, win or lose, we still booze. Yeah, yeah, yeah. They're like, look, we're going to have fun at the football game. We don't know who gives a – we hope we win.

We're probably not going to, but we're going to have fun at the football game. Right. I don't think Jets – They really fucking care. I went to school in Buffalo for two years. They do care, but I think they also are – they can lose and still like enjoy it. At least how they're presenting. I've only been to one game.

How they're presented to the national audience is like, look, these guys are just having fun and we hope they get it one day. 100%. I have a jet fan to the national audience. It's like these whiny motherfuckers just cry and stink and cry and stink and that's all they do. Cry and stink. We're stinky criers.

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The MD Foodie Boys are my new – Thank you for catching that. These kids, they're like 12 – Foodie Boys? No, Foodie. Foodie. I think it's like Foodie, F-O-O-D-I-E. These kids have a podcast.

They're probably like 12 or 13 years old. Okay. They talk about food and they like ironically go viral because of it. And then the comments are like taking it very seriously. That kid, they call him chub perm, which is mean, but whatever.

He's the star. He's the leader. And then there's then one of the other co-hosts look like McLovin's. They call him McLovin. And then there's like two other kids who just are like, whatevervin, so they call him McLovin. And then there's, like, two other kids who just are, like, whatever. And they try to chime in. They have takes, like, they'll be like, I don't like carrots, man. I don't like carrots.

And the other kid's like, broccoli stinks. And then they'll be like, but, like, lettuce is fire. Lettuce is fire. And they have, like, discussions about, like, how old is too old to trick or treat. Have you ever had guacamole? And they get like, sometimes they'll pop off for like 2 million views. And

I think they're like 13 years old. And they just keep this podcast up. They're just like, we're just a bunch of guys from Maryland who like food, listen to our podcast. And everyone is ironically fucking with them. But they're watching, so they're doing numbers. You know what I mean?

It's a weird world we're entering of like, kids do're watching. So they're doing numbers. You know what I mean? It's a weird world. We're entering of like kids do podcasts now. That's fine. Broccoli's fine. That's a good point. This is their whole show. Are they, they, This is their whole show. And they just awkwardly laugh.

And they just keep going, Chick-fil-A's sandwich is the best sandwich of all time. I think if you're 16 or 17, still trick-or-treating, you're a d if you're 16 or 17, still trick or treating, you're a dork. And the comments are taking it dead ass seriously. Being like, you know,

I disagree. They talk about the group dynamic. It's, if you think about it, the influencer world has been like, kids have been doing like the TikTok dances and shit like that, but they haven't done the podcasting

because they're like just dumb kids. But that's like the next thing they're jumping into. And it, boy, let me tell you, is it is it's something uh i feel like these guys are like gonna it's like a joke until they're like yeah i don't know we're sponsored by like mcdonald's bro yeah jokes on fucking you pal not to be them but can i just get it off a brussels sprouts take real quick please okay i think that it is the food that has the biggest range of worst to best okay and i can't think of another food um has that big of a range i think that's fair i think i think brussels sprouts like anything its moment has run too long too many people are doing it that brushless had a moment where like brussels sprouts were gas it was when because they a moment where Brussels sprouts were gas. It was when, because they were so bad

and they were revered as so shitty. You know what I mean? And then it was like, oh, if you put cheese on them and... But then some people who knew how to cook them

started cooking them and you're like, oh shit, these are good. But then everyone started cooking them and they're like, well, you don't know how to cook them.

These aren't very good. And it's also like they're not that good. Let's relax. Even good Brussels sprouts are still not like a, you know, they stink.

They do stink. They do stink. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is literally the foodie. Does it make you guys feel like dumb about like yes so that was gonna be kind of my point is i was like this is like it's funny because they're like again the comments are like wow i disagree with that i think that you should do it and they're like playing along with it right but like we just did the podcast that is at least in the beginning i mean the podcast world has changed so much where it's like the beginning the appeal

was just like silly shit like that just like people shooting the shit and then it became like i want to listen to nba hall of famers tell untold stories it's like that's pretty awesome yeah but so the days of us being like do you like like broccoli are, you know, kind of gone. The bar has been raised like anything. I think it's like in the beginning it was it was kind of like, you know, it's like Ronda Rousey in the beginning of MMA. Now girls on a fight. I mean, but it definitely like the running joke with these kids and a lot of people I

see now is podcast equipment should be more expensive. Right. And it's like yeah yeah well that's what we built like this whole thing i mean like specifically like let's talk about dumb shit but it's one thing if if like in the beginning you're doing it just because you're like i don't know this is just what what it's like i never picked uh ridiculous hypothetical shit for kfc radio it just kind of like fell into place. If you start a show now and you're like, we're just going to talk about Brussels sprouts,

it's kind of like, this is stupid. But at the beginning, that's kind of, you know, it was the Wild West and that's kind of how it evolved. But it definitely makes me feel like when I see that show with the girls that was about podcasting, that was a good show. What was that called with Elizabeth? No One Wants Us. No One Wants Us us no one wants oh yeah yeah yeah but it was like they're podcasters and they were like you know it's like you could tell that they were kind of like

poking fun at the industry and like you know what i mean i was like yeah this just feels uh or like that charlie sheen show with uh the entourage guys like he's gonna be a podcaster like i definitely feel like there's still a stigma attached to it where it's like, oh, podcaster. Yeah. Even though it's become, like, they were actually saying a lot of the, with the Wildfires, that a lot of, the reason why a lot of, like, celebrities do have podcasts

and drinks and sponsors and shit is because, like, they're not making as much money as you think. Or it's so expensive to, like, keep up the lifestyle. It's like, I got to do a podcast because i'm not doing a movie now or like whatever so but yeah i definitely feel like i really hate promoting like fishbowl because it's like everybody's like hey guys i have a new podcast and whatever and i hate to be like but we gotta do my guest yeah the the belly hole clip just had me dying very funny yeah yeah yeah that was you see that kelly's kelly calling calling her belly button her belly hole clip. Just had me dying. Very funny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was. Did you see that? Kelly's so funny.

Kelly calling her belly button, her belly hole. And she like didn't hear it at first. Yeah, the whole, it was just absolute gibberish. She was like, I can't even, my belly hole. She's like, my belly, belly button. But that to me, that is the funny parts of podcasts. Like the clip of when Rhea thought it was a big deal if you take your age plus the birthday it equals uh the year you were in like when you talk on the mic for

hundreds and hundreds and thousands of hours you have your funny stupid moments that to me is what podcast well the clip those moments the clip that like i think first set off though like all right we gotta like maybe stop giving out podcast equipment was that i forget who i don't know who it is but it's that girl who's like did you know that like my husband was telling me this oh my god when you marry they become actually your immediate family i thought that shit was so profound it was like yeah you dumb fucking bitch that that's where it's uh but i i also i stand by everything on the internet if you have an audience and a following then then that's what people want you know what i mean like if if i'm not gonna give you you know

some award that you have the best content ever but if it's like i don't know if that girl saying that dumb shit got like a bajillion views i think that was taken out of context though i also kind of got what she means it's like just kind don't know, if that girl saying that dumb shit got like a bajillion views. I think that was taken out of context, though. I also kind of get what she means. It's like, they do become like your media. See, that's what I mean. You make fun of it. But this is the shit that people talk about or that resonates with them. So I'm always like, no matter lowbrow or hacky or whatever, if it works, it fucking works.

The internet's a big meritocracy you know sorry i was just on my phone um we got four fidget toys coming this way next day air them no wait what are they like like i don't want it to be a surprise is it like some new shit that we haven't seen yet i'd never seen it i know i don't have a ton of knowledge of the the fidget industry but i'd never seen it and I don't have a ton of knowledge of the fidget industry, but I'd never seen it, and I was like, this is pretty fun. Are we talking like puzzles? No.

Is it like a square one? Is it like a cube? No. It's handheld, not a puzzle. Play with it in one hand. Puzzles are not fidget toys. No, like just like little fidget puzzles or whatever. I'm also really good at puzzles,

and I don't really make it part of my personality. I would like to make that more known. Oh, you've got to do a puzzle now. You do puzzles? We got to give you a lot of puzzles. You got to talk to Polly. Polly does a lot of puzzles. Like 2048, people don't even know I'm top 5% in the country.

What? Yeah. You are a top 5% in the country puzzle maker? It might be. No, no, no. Like 2048, the game. Oh. Globally top 5%.

Look at that. What is this? 2048. What is like 2048, the game. Oh, like... Globally top 5%. Look at that. What is this? 2048. What is that? Oh my God, it's the most fun game ever. Wait a minute. This bitch really is not lying. Yeah.

Out of 78 million people. What is 2048? Can you show me? Okay, so you have to like combine. So it starts with like twos. You gotta combine it. You smash them together. It makes a four.

And then it builds. And then you have to get like 2048, but then like, that's easy. I can do 2048 in my sleep. Top 5% out of 78 million people. No, literally. And I'm so humble about it.

Like I shouldn't even tell people about it. Oh, this is when I was thinking when you said positive. Have you seen, speaking of Elon Musk, the biggest loser on the planet Earth, he just lied about being a top player in the world in Diablo. You know, that's like one of his things.

No. He says he's like a top five player in the world in this game Diablo. Like a video game? Yes. Diablo? I think it's Diablo, right? Diablo, yeah. It's a game.

You know, it's one of those like fantasy, like, you know, casting spells with Dungeons & Dragons type thing. I didn't think it was football. Yeah. And he said he was, like, the number one player in the world. And then he, like, did a live stream, and he couldn't do, like, the basics. Like, the very, like, I don't know exactly what know exactly what it was but it's like there's a bunch of maps and in order to open up one map in order to open up this map there needs to be a chain

that connects you to this map right so you can't just like open up this one and open it down and he just like sat there like clicking like why won't this open why won't this open and they were like it's not connected to the chain or whatever and it was like if you like you can't be a even like a single day one player and not know how in the world could you just and there was a bunch of other like other examples of i don't know this game well enough to know but it was like other streamers were like everyone who's like played this for 45 seconds knows this and he says he's the number one player in the world and there was a bunch of things like you can you customize like your your screen and a lot of it said like elons

and they were like that's just like people don't talk like the third person in this game you know what i mean it would be like if i was playing for you and i was like i'll make all right john's maps are here and then you use it you know what i mean yeah so it's like a bunch of weird things like that but then but then when he tried to play it it was like this guy doesn't know how to play this game and he's claiming to be the number one player in the world. You know how big of a fucking loser you got to be? That would be, like, the most trackable thing. Yeah. Like, it's just so – or if it's a lie, like, don't fucking hop on a stream and show it.

It's like Carab is picking up that ball. Just let people think that you can throw 80 miles an hour, you know? Like, you'll have one of the smartest minds ever. Hate him or love him. Like, he's, you know, very smart. Does a lot of cool shit in science. Going to be a trillionaire like you have a lot of awesome shit that you could just like focus on and be awesome and instead you're like i'm gonna lie about being a good video game you fucking

loser i'm gonna try to be like a stand-up comedian you're not fucking funny i'm gonna try to be like a politics like you know just if you were just like i'm like this nerdy guy who can like send rockets to space i think people would be like that's fucking awesome yeah you know just if you were just like I'm like this nerdy guy who can like send rockets to space I think people would be like that's fucking off yeah you know I mean top 5% in 2048 like that takes away from our credit balance that's offensive yo top 5% that's pretty sick out of it was 78 million

yeah so that's like 78 million so when you do the math technically I'm like one of like some kind of million or whatever that's actually not as big as I thought. As soon as you started typing, I was like, now that I'm thinking about it, top 5% is 78 million. There's still millions of people who are. It's still impressive. It's not read out loud impressive, but it's still impressive.

I'll put it this way. Saying 5% is better than the number. Yeah. You say I'm in the top 3,900,000 layers. Nobody cares. But if you're in the top 5%, that's pretty fucking awesome. I didn't need you guys to press me on that I'm in. You say I'm in the top 3,900,000 layers, nobody cares. But if you're in the top 5%, that's pretty fucking awesome. I didn't need you guys to press me on that, but yeah. Just some

loser shit, though, to be that fucking insecure. It's a hobby, by the way. There you go. That's a hobby. That is a hobby. I'm gonna... I gotta play this game. I wanna be better at 2048. You can try. I definitely don't think I wanna I wanna I wanna be better at 2048

you can't you can try I definitely don't think I can be top 5% I've never been confident in anything in my life try fucking beat my score 2048

2048 is the game is what the game's called yeah okay I keep thinking you're talking about what the year what is she talking about

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If I were to say one person on Barstool, there's like a robot amongst us. Who would it be? Who would be the robot? Francis is always the first go-to just because he has sharp features. And he talks like – Yeah. Francis talks like a robot or an alien who has downloaded the English language. Yeah.

You know, it's like i know the words this is an impressive vocabulary you're using it correctly but nobody talks like this not and i'm not even talking like just regular things like when you're writing and trying to be dramatic i get it just regular conversations like that's not that's not how a human talks that's not it you you you read a wikipedia page on how to speak like english and it is like francis is like so like i i did i do not think francis is the answer but i like che is up there che is yeah che was chase pretty robotic but the honest answer like i'm comfortable giving those two answers because they're not

the answer because like the actual answer is very rude where it's like that's someone who is just faking it and they don't really know how to be a person right and they're just act like like che and france i did not believe that about so it's fun to be like yeah right right but like the real answer is like someone who's like you don't even fucking believe that you're just like acting like that because you think it's what people want you to act like. I'm thinking. I don't really know. I actually am thinking. We talked about this on Fishbowl. What guy here do you think

can do the lowest split? Not me. I think maybe me. I'm oddly flexible. A split is tough. If you're talking touching toes, I'm sure Jenks or who's like actually really active.

But if you pick like all the shitbags, I'm probably the most flexible out of the shitbags. Yeah, the answer is like Biz or Taylor or something like that. Biz was doing yoga the other day. But if you just pick like the actual bloggers and not like former pro athletes and shit like that, a stereotypical blogger, it's probably be me which is crazy i think deep down if i had any sort of conviction and i didn't just get massively injured for 10 straight years i think it would have been like an olympian because like the fact that i'm not a morbidly obese shitbag, I think it's a testament that I'm a freak. You know what I mean?

It's like the fact that – You ate ice cream for three years straight. By the way, I fact-checked it. It was like – I think I said two. It was closer to four. Well, you look pretty much the same. Right. So it's like if I just – so if I applied that by working working out and all these other things, like I think I could have been –

there's a chance I'm the healthiest person in the world. I just ruined it. It's not me. I'll tell you that because I'm really sick. Show the people how low you can go. Touch your toes. Oh. I always get a kick out of this because it's like he gets to like his knees

and that's it. I'm always like, come on. That's it. That's it. I'm always joking. I'm always like, come on. That's it. That's it. I mean, that's just me hanging. I could push it and do like another two inches or so probably. He's a bowling ball. Yeah.

I don't know. But that's – when I was a kid, that's how far I could go. That's not like – I don't know. I used to smash that in the presidential – I know you didn't do that, but you guys did that, right? Yeah. The presidential challenge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I must have been sick. Did you do didn't do that, but you guys did that, right? Yeah. The presidential challenge. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I must have been sick. Did you do the sit and reach or did you do the box?

Oh, he's sick. I used to be like, bam. People were like, oh, shit. But it was almost like, dude, you're like one of the girls. It was like, do the pull-ups. I was like, I can't do that. But I'd get like a 46 on the reach. It was like, do the pull-ups. I was like, I'm here. But I get like a 46 on the reach. It was like me and the girl who's in gymnastics.

I'm like, this is not cool. Can you take a dive on this one? Honestly, I was thinking if I was one of these losers who was acting, I probably in school would have thrown that. I'd be like, oh, my legs hurt. I can't do it. You know what I mean? I'm not flexible at all. I'm so can't do it I'm not flexible at all so cool and strong I'm not flexible wait one thing before we do voicemails oh in the same vein I made a grilled cheese with

cream cheese this weekend I don't want to say that I invented that by any means but I do think it's a little bit innovative and for most people out there they probably have not thought of that or tried that it's fucking fire cream cheese is super underutilized my friends and grandmother used to make it for us just on toast it'd be like wonder bread and cream cheese i was like this is amazing what is this she's like it's i don't know why that's not allowed i don't know like first of all bagels are just bread so when you have a bagel cream cheese fine you have white bread with cream cheese, people are like, whoa. You know? Yeah, yeah.

So it shouldn't be. Also, it's like butter and all these other spreads. Peanut butter. These are all these spreads. Why is cream cheese? Why can't it, like, live alone? You know? Yeah.

Or if it's a bagel, then you can. But if it's like I had a fucking whatever other type of bagel, whatever type of bread with cream cheese, you'd be like, oh, that's weird. I had a croissant with cream cheese. You'd be like, what the fuck? I bet that's delicious yeah yeah but croissant croissant's a little sweet the sweet i'm pretty much like you put cream cheese on anything it's good i i bet yeah you're probably cream cheese is so good bro i'm not gonna like have a conversation

anymore but like i bet 12 year old 12 year old tiktok beat me to this one bro it was it was pepperidge farm but but for real we're gonna talk about this my white bread i use the butter spread i know people in new england i think do the mayo i'm a mayo guy but i disagree with that on cream on instead of the bread i said the butter for your cream cheese i'm saying all the wrong words here instead of using butter on your bread for grilled cheese they put mayo i don't really know much about i i don't have a like about grilled cheese well yeah you're not a girl i don't have many girls i let me tell you something they're the the best. I need a protein in my meal. Throw some bacon in there. Throw some ham in there.

That would be good probably. Throw some ham in there. I've never been like, can I have a grilled cheese? It's underutilized. You know what I did? A nice little juxtaposition of two worlds. What I did on Saturday was I just, I had a steak in my hand and I just ate it. Like you were holding like the bone or. Like you were holding the bone?

No, I was just holding the meat. What kind of cut of steak? I ordered it the night before, so it was cold. So I was just sitting on the couch raw, eating a steak. Or alien. That guy must fuel this body. But I'm not trying to hit protein numbers. It feels like I'm not eating if I'm not eating like my meat what what uh you're a meathead what why not a fork what's up why not a fork i was just laying on the couch and i just didn't

feel like sitting up and cutting but i feel like that's pretty hard like oh so good yeah yeah it was yeah it was like it was it hard to rip it you know what what I mean? When you eat steak... You get the incisors in there. Put some cream cheese on that. I would probably put some cream cheese on some steak. I feel like cream cheese is a big white person thing,

I would imagine. But that shit is. With the grilled cheese, that sounds like it would be good. Cream cheese and bacon and cheese is the best. Yep, that's one. People don't realize Cream cheese and bacon and cheese is the best. Yep, that's one. People don't realize that bacon and cream cheese go together big time.

And then one last thing. I have one thing. I saw a tweet the other day that made me laugh, and I was just wondering if you guys either – anyone had a story about it or experience with it um where it was uh oh yeah do kids even get chased by dogs anymore this generation don't go through shit the scariest 20 seconds of my life getting chased by i mean like i still have such vivid memories what kind of dog walking down corbett street and fall over massachusetts a random dog came out of

a random yard it was it was like a German shepherd type deal. Nazi dog. I was just walking to my friend's house, and I was fucking just running through yard. This really makes it sound old-timey, but ducking onto clotheslines, ducking over fences, just this fucking shepherd behind me.

And obviously in the moment I was terrified i look back on that as like the funnest thing i've ever done in my life and like i it it does make sense that you get like dogs are in fucking strollers like no one yeah dogs aren't left out like when again i sounds very old like my best friend growing up his dog did not go in the house he had a dog house side he got yeah dog house dog house is like not is like not the dog house is now it's your fucking house they have their own fucking house yeah like now it's like do you know your dog in bed like this dog didn't come in the house lucky he made it to the garage you know i actually think like it was it was crazy and and like there were times like down Corbett Street the rest of my life,

I was, like, always leery. Like, I keep your wits about you. There are dogs that might eat you. Can you imagine that? Like, walking through your neighborhood as a kid? A dog might eat you. I don't know. A dog might eat me today.

That was the kind of fear I had as, like, a 12-year-old dude. I had a showdown last night with a raccoon. A raccoon that was... This had to be top 5% raccoon in the world. Biggest raccoon I've ever seen. It was nighttime, so it was all good, but he was... He was fucking... He was the size of this table. He was enormous.

And he... It's not a raccoon. It might not have been. It could have been an alien. I was walking, and I heard it, and i saw it and we like stopped and he like looked at me and he was kind of like what do you want to do about this and i was like and i i was like ran through my head because i was like no it's nighttime he's fine like he it's uh where the dumpster is for my renovation so there's probably a bunch of garbage he's going through and um and i was just like peace bro

peace I went about my business and he went about his but like if I don't know he dominated me that raccoon could have

done whatever he wanted I've had a lot of run ins with raccoons because of where I live I live in the woods basically you go take out the garbage at night head on a fucking swing

and you forgot to close that garbage there's a couple of them waiting for you but they just stare at you yeah I was going to say they're pretty friendly right yeah it's like it's like a stare off and then you both go your separate ways yeah that's pretty chill yeah yeah dude there was um first of all about sammy who's the dog who was left outside

sammy one time we came home we were like 16 and my buddy brandon just gotten his license and pull into the driveway and Sammy's banging fucking hitting a dog Sammy still chained up to the tree doesn't let that doesn't let that stop him he fucking somehow he was like a little coon hound I think and he just I don't know his bark just attracted some person who wanted to get fucked there's some it wasn't a person it was a dog let's clear up it It was another animal. So Mrs. Rogers is in the fucking pool. He's just banging the neighbor. Like, holy shit.

But we get it. I remember it so clearly again where it was like he had a Jeep Wrangler. And we had gotten out, but we were kind of like standing on the side. And we're like, that a baby Sammy. That a boy Sammy. And then they switched. And Sammy started getting fucked. And we were like, Sammy!

No! And this is no joke. Sammy used to always stand like this. He'd be on three legs. And his other leg would always be up like this. That's not a joke. He would just keep one up like that. And I was like, your dog's gay.

Your dog likes to get fucked and has a lip wrist. Gay dog. You'd think living outside for a year would have toughened him up a little bit. Beat the gay out of him. Wow. Sammy the bisexual dog.

I did not see that. I had a gay German Shepherd. Really? I think he was gay. We all think he was gay. Also, I don't know if there was insertion on either of these. I don't know how detailed the fucking was. Maybe they were just humping. I don't know. But like

they were humping and then they switched and they started humping the other way. I was like, I didn't even know dogs could do that. I didn't know humans could do it at that point in my life. I was like, I think I'm going to call the police. This is crazy. I was like I gotta call the police It's crazy Yo that dog was an animal Absolute animal I mean animal fucking is like

Animal fucking is nuts man You guys were talking about those animal dicks I saw that clip that was very funny That's the dream The tangible dick The barbed dick The corkscrew dicks. It makes you feel real lucky, don't you? You guys always complain about human dicks.

It's like the Steelers. It could be a lot worse. Imagine if we had a barbed dick. Every time we fuck you, we're leaving needles inside you and shit. Just be happy. It's small and it pops off quickly. That's the only problems you have. It could be a lot worse, girls.

I guess, yeah. Dude. And, like, just in the animal community, like, a lot of raping. Oh, yeah. Big time raping. But also, that's not raping as far as we know. Yeah, you're right. We don't have the consent, maybe.

Yeah, it's like, I don't know, act like humans are fucking signing waivers and shit. It's all nonverbal cues. We just don't understand the lion's nonverbal cues. I'm not going to put rape

on all lions. I think that, yeah, you're right. Lions fuck a lot. Lions fuck like 20 hours a day. Yeah. Right? No, they sleep 20 hours a day, and they fuck.

The rest of the time. Yeah, pretty much. Pretty much. It's like, what was it? It was an ATI question. It's like, pigs have an orgasm for 30 minutes, and I think lions have like 30 mates in a day or something. Yeah.

But look at this. Lion, tough guy, 21 seconds. Yeah. A lioness might mate 100 times a day. shout out to lily phillips you know i hate that other chick by the way this is how i know i'm maturing as a man yeah he already knows it bonnie blue is that a little pervert either i said i hate that girl and he said she is like she's the ultimate like Look at me I'm a porn star It's like we get it

We get it I don't know who Bonnie Blue is Well maybe not Because you just don't see anything anymore So she's like I see pornography Hang on a second All the other stuff I'm not seeing

Is cause I'm seeing pornography You know what's so funny As I say this The one thing I have not seen bonnie blue do make sex on camera this bitch this porn star will do everything except fuck on camera um i'm thinking i think it's readily accessible but she's just like a porn star influencer like like the latest thing she went up to the cashier five guys and she said where are the five guys and the and the kids like what do you mean she's like i'm here for the five guys? And the kid's like, what do you mean? She's like, I'm here for the five guys.

He's like, no, it's just me here. And he tweeted, like, Bonnie Blue coming up to me at their cashier was not on my bingo card, and it went viral. And then he replied being like, as a Christian God-fearing man, I was able to resist this, but I didn't consent to this, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

As a Christian God-fearing man, let me reference this unknown porn star. Well, he was – I don't know. His point was just like I was able to like – Unknown to me. I was able to – But he knew who she was. So you can't really be like I'm a Christian God-fearing man and I know who this person is. Yeah, you're right.

That's a good call. That's a good call. But my point being she just is like – she just makes content being a porn star. She goes up to make people uncomfortable. She flashes people public. All this shit where it's just like, all right, we get it, man. Yeah, no, straight up, personality matters for me in porn. Yeah.

I don't want to watch a Bonnie Blue porn. She seems like she's rude to people, apparently. That's what I mean. Adriana Cechik, very delightful girl who happens to be an absolute savage in the sack. That's my kind of guy. I'm about personality first. It's not even personality, it's manners, John. John, it's manners.

It's manners. I want you to be a very nice, upstanding person who also puts a bunch of stuff in your ass. Did you see that video of that girl? I guess there's an OnlyFans house now. I don't know about this. Like a hype house, you know? It's something like those houses.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think it's just for OnlyFans girls. Something with a B. You want to say like built house or something? What a nightmare. That house is so much worse. The bop house. Bro, this girl walked.

Oh, I've heard that phrase. This girl walked around the bop house. How much did you make this month? How much did you make this month? How much did you make? Everyone was like, million, two million. It was insane. It was just a house house millionaires i i don't know how you girls don't do it i would be i would have broken by now i've been like i'm gonna be i do feel like it's the only industry where people are actually like yeah i'm rich yeah they just own

it and they say like like again celebrities are all like i don't actually make that much money right it's like i made a million dollars a month. Yeah. Yeah. They're all very fucking. What a nightmare it must be to live in that house. Imagine, dude. Can you guys stop fucking for two minutes? I'm trying to get eight hours tonight.

It must be a nightmare. All it is is just. All the fighting and the bickering. I don't even. Yeah, I'm sure that's happening as well. No, you know what? I think a lot of these girls are not, like, fucking. You know what I mean?

But they're at least doing, like, fucking video stuff, right? Like cam girl shit. Probably. And then you're throwing a little extra fucking mayo on that. Where you're like, ah. Right? It'd be like. Two episodes in a row he moaned like that.

You know what I'm saying? He moaned last episode. In the headphones? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Honestly, I'm saying? He moaned last episode. In the headphones? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah. Oh, my God. Honestly, I'm just trying to do Frankie's because Frankie's is the best.

Frankie's got the best fucking moans, dude. I'd come so quick with Frankie. Forget Bonnie Blue. I got Frankie Borelli. It's actually, it's not, obviously, it's not a sexy moan, but God, is it fucking funny. Yeah, it's not a sexy moment but god is it fucking funny yeah it's not sexy to clarify i actually wouldn't come that fast um one more thing i gotta run um the you you talking about a raccoon made me think of uh we got an animal story we'll do an animal podcast uh the time when i was young

and we like there was like a hole by our trash and a skunk got in it and it was it was like um too deep for the skunk to climb out okay so it's just sitting in this hole by a trash and my dad's trying to figure out how to get rid of skunks and apparently they really don't like bass they don't make they don't like loud noises like that right so my dad sets up two speakers on the side of the hole and it's just my last in fucking Rolling Stones for a whole day so like at any point in the house all you can hear it's like I can't get no! And that fucking skunk was in the hole like, dude, it's not that I don't

want to get out of the hole! I can't get out of this fucking hole! Turn the music down and just throw a last one at me! But like, because you can't help a skunk because it'll spray you. Yeah, of course. He was like, I don't know what to do about this fucking thing. And it was just the skunk still

sitting there at the end of the day like, wow, horses! And we were all just walking around the house like, someone turn the fucking music off! It's like in fraternities when hazing, I mean, I'm sure that everyone does this, but at ours, they would play Nickelback photograph. I think they locked them for 24 hours. And then whenever we'd play it at a party, all the guys, it wasn't funny. They would actually just be like, all that stuff, bullshit. I did that.

They did that to me. It was hell week. It was fucking Who Let the Dogs Out. I love that song. It's a great song. They played it for a week straight. It wasn't 24 hours it was one week it was like we left the room sometimes but it was playing

literally never stopped and and it was like yeah that song rocks and I say that because a bunch of the other guys in the frat were like doing that like oh I can't hear it anymore

who cares it's a fucking song turn the brain off you idiot hit the switch and just sit here are you doing voicemails or you gotta go

no I gotta rock what time do you think my kids go to bed oh 8pm no later later I was thinking about a 5 year old What time do you think my kids go to bed? 8 p.m.? No, later. Later?

Well, I was thinking about a five-year-old. I was like, I bet five-year-olds go to bed around 8. 8.30? I think it was my friend, his kid. He's like, he can't come to the games. He's too young still. I was like, the games at 7, we'll leave after. No, no, that's different.

Bedtime is one thing. Being out at like 8 or 9 o'clock Fiasco at that age No one's going to enjoy it I would never take my kids to like a night game Some people do but like night game at that age It's like you might be able to stay up but it's like you're in your pajamas on the couch Like ready to just go right upstairs If we were out at 9 o'clock he'd be asleep

He'd be crying cranky it'd be a whole fucking thing That's why I asked I don't even know if we were recording at the time, but you were talking about going to the game with the kids on Monday. Yeah. That's a day game. That's why I did it. I said, is it a day game?

Because my buddy's like, I can't take the kids out that way. Yeah, some people do it. It's just not for me. It's just like, no one's going to enjoy this. And we're going to have to leave early. It's just, wait for a day game. All right. See you.

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Tuesday, January 21st on TBS. Yo, Fights KFC. I've been listening to some of the old podcasts, the old CCKs. And Feidelberg just saying he doesn't have AC, which is absolute insanity. It's the craziest thing I've ever, ever heard of. It's besides the point. But it reminds me of me and my buddies in college. For two years

we didn't have a trash can in our house. We only had the one that you would take to the curb. So when you finish a burrito bowl, you finish a beer, we'd either just throw it on the ground or we'd just walk outside it on the ground or we should walk outside get the fuck out of the trash can but or and we also didn't have a vacuum either we'd have to

borrow it from other people's houses whenever it was like every six months or so we'd vacuum you guys are vacuuming i guess now throwing burritos on the floor either now you have you don't have in your house or something back in college where you're like, oh yeah, we move in, realize you don't have it, then just go, whatever. We'll live without it. There is a massive difference between not having a vacuum, something that I would bet 95%

of guys move into an apartment together and don't have a vacuum, versus not having a garbage can. I mean, you could also make anything in a garbage can. Get a bag you could also make anything a garbage can. Get a plastic bag. Hang it on the doorknob. Just throw shit in.

To just be done with this, ball up my wrapper and just throw it on the ground. Animal. Yeah. There is something a little bit... I'm nostalgic for living an animal a little bit. It was fun back in the day just being like we used to call it the our apartment the facility it looked like just like a detention facility it was just like this is not a home this is just a we live in like a like like in a jail almost you know what i mean but it was great it was like our futon was broken and there was holes in the wall and like yeah it was college it was just like this is awful and i'm like that's kind of fun you're just like living amongst your

food and squalor is fucking insane that's insane i wouldn't even do that at like 21 19 you know what i mean like there's certain levels it's like yeah we didn't like take out the garbage as much we let the dishes build up in the sink uh There were empty beer cans everywhere. We wouldn't just finish food and be like... Open food is the number one rule. Food's crazy. You can get messy with pretty much everything else. You leave food around like that, you get the animals, you get

the smells. It's fucking disgusting. I have gone two and a half years without plates now. Plates? Do you use plates? Use them or you literally don't have them i just don't have i don't have plates like if i open up like your cabinet there's not a sink you will not find a plate do you have cups yeah i have cups now i'm trying to see how long everything else but no plates no plates bowls bowls yeah no plates no plates one spoon yeah yeah i mean there was a

period of time where i was like i had a fork fork, knife, and spoon. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just used that over and over again. I'll be honest. Trash behavior as a girl. Yeah, I know. Despicable. But here's the thing. He does that? Fine. You do that?

We got fucking plates. It's honestly like. Look at this guy. I haven't needed a plate. Like, if anything, I'll do it in a bowl. Like a salad. Just put your food in the bowl? Put in food in a bowl.

I'll make like something that's like a bowl. You don't have anybody over for dinner ever? But like, if I do, then like, I've only needed bowls. That looked like a leading question. Yeah, honestly, something that's like a bowl. You don't have anybody over for dinner ever? But like if I do, then like I've only needed bowls. That looked like a leading question. Yeah, honestly, like that could have made it. Oh, no. You've never had anybody

over for dinner? I thought that was like, I was like, do you have a dinner store? But I like have made people dinner. Put it in a bowl. Put it in a bowl. I'm not,

I'm, what if it's just not a bowl? I'm on your team. What if, what if it's like, you make a sandwich for somebody, like you put it in a bowl? You can't do that. That's crazy.

Yeah, well, like that's a time when I would need a plate and I would order plates until that time comes. Like I'm – What do you eat? What do you eat? What do you eat? What do you eat? No, just like – You make food or you order food?

I'll make food. It'll be like a salad or like some kind of bowl. Okay, salad and a bowl. Or like – Will you make like a salad or like some kind of bowl or like would you make like a chicken breast there are yeah chicken breast put in a bowl put in a bowl and and there has been times when i've been like a plate would be kind of good right now cutting board i do the cutting board and and i think it's it's so much it's almost classier well yes but it's also to me it's like allier. Well, yes, but it's also – to me, it's like – all right.

So like I have tacos. I have like a soft taco, basically a burrito, three nights a week, like every week, right? And it's like when I put it on the plate, the plate has the edges that they kind of roll up, and I need to like get underneath it. I need to flat. I need to flat so I can get to it, you know? And then it has like – oh, I can put a drink on there. I can put the silver on there, and I can carry it all like wherever I need to it. And then it has like, oh, I can put a drink on there. I can put the silver on there. I can carry it all wherever I need to go.

To me, and it's like don't put the plate on top of that. And then some of the ones I have are like bendy so I can just kind of bend it. And some of the ones are nicer and they're like the wood ones. I am team cutting board for plates all the way. Because we don't need plates. So you use the cutting boards. I've needed it twice. So it's the bowl. The bowl is what you do but you so you use the cutting boards i've needed it twice not enough the bowl is what you do the bowl is what i do i also don't have a coffee table

haven't needed the coffee table that one is yeah i've lived without them they're they help a lot though they do i mean like it would definitely make you where do you when you eat on it's like lap it's funny your lot that's a little crazy it's not you're alone the thing about living alone is like oh my god that kind of makes it sad i guess when i say oh yeah no what you're describing is like the like me post-divorce like not giving a fuck about life being like i'm moving out of here in like a month anyway so like i don't give a fuck no one's looking at me i don't give a fuck like yeah you're just like a young girl who's supposed to be like in the back in the prime of her life oh hey let me cook like not not literally because you don't have plates but like

i guess like i feel like this year i'm gonna start needing a plate but until it's like need a plate like i don't deserve a plate. Your love story is going to be like, you're the one I got plates for. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He made me get plates. He's like, what? Find your guy who gets you plates. But like, what would I really need to make? I'm a big fan of just like, utility.

Like, it's just like, I don't know. Put it on what you need to put it on. Eat what you need to eat. Yeah. Whatever you cook that shit in. If you cook it in. Yeah, eat it in the pan. I don't know.

Eat the fucking mac and cheese right out of the pot. Tin foil? Done, sure. I don't do that shit in, if you cook it in. Yeah, eat it in the pan. I don't know. Eat the fucking mac and cheese right out of the pot. Tin foil? Done, sure. I don't do that. Oh, I do that. Whatever I cook out of, that's what I'm eating out of. Like, add it straight out of the air fryer. We have to.

I mean, that's just as, it's the same thing as you. No, it's not. No, it's not. Because you have the bowl? Because I have the bowl. And the one spoon. And the fork. The fact that Jackie is like, I have the bowl and the one spoon and the fork. The fact that Jackie is like, I have the spoon.

The spoon is so sad. Capital S. The spoon. Yeah. And I'm so pissed when my spoon's dirty. I'm like, God fucking damn it. When your what? When my spoon's dirty.

And I'm like, fuck it. Yeah, you need at least to have two so you can rotate, you know? Yeah. But I always have my dishes done. I always have my dishes done. I'll just grab is done out of the dishwasher and it's like i'm just gonna use this one again even if it has that's gross that's gross i always and i don't have a dishwasher i just always make sure my dishes are clean but so my

spoon is ready to wash you wash the dish you wash the spoon every time i wash the spoon every time and quick like run over run under the wind under the water you're done you're good it's called class guys oh you got all about it you got all of it all right that's it for today's episode um thursday we've got francis on the show we had marty mush last week francis this week every thursday episode is going to be with one of your favorite barstool personalities uh it's an idea that we've kicked around a bunch of times and we kind of do it and then we fall off we do what we fall off we're going to try to stick to the schedule thursday episodes uh it's not going to be like...

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