KFC Radio - Chappell Roan Broke Records at Lollapalooza - Full Episode

Episode Date: August 13, 2024

Timecodes: 0:00 Start 03:46 Is Pavs the dumbest person alive? 11:12 Brittney Griner 15:00 Breakdancing and RayGun 31:41 Noah Lyles 34:16 Devin Booker on the Bike 36:32 Kanye 40:50 Swifties should be taking a victory lap 42:28 The Rise of Chappell Roan 43:02 DMX Woodstock 99 50:54 Hurting your neck eating p**** 56:20 Gen Z vs Millennials 01:20:31 Shoutout night cleaning crew 01:23:33 Shoutout Steph Curry 01:30:21 Video Voicemails LINKS: 18:29 Raygun: https://x.com/meehawl/status/1822076918570872849 28:08 Blueberry eating competitors: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=85pftr4BuH4 28:34 Guy who ate 132 blueberries in under a min: https://www.tiktok.com/@guinnessworldrecords/video/7335933345685097761?lang=en 35:18 Devin Booker Leaves Club on a Bike: https://www.tiktok.com/@houseofhighlights/video/7401988878296485166 37:01 Bianca Censori before Kanye: https://www.koimoi.com/fashion-lifestyle/bianca-censori-net-worth-2023-kanye-wests-new-wife-will-need-39900-increase-in-her-fortune-to-match-the-rapper/ 44:15 Chappell Roan Lalapalooza: https://www.instagram.com/reel/C-JsR-fxzru/?utm_source=ig_embed&ig_rid=8dacdf80-1eee-40fb-b408-6e554a92f070 01:29:40 Lebron funniest moments thread: https://x.com/jrueutd/status/1822081259843006558?s=46&t=9WZ6v5sFUC4r-uYdsZK8ygYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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I would say you spill like three times more than the average human. I've explained. Oh, that's low. You think? Yeah, okay. He's like 10x. 10x?

And then you just said a second ago, so I'm not going to anymore. Going to what? Like drink things? This is like, you know the ATI question. It's like if you were to have like one statistic, I would want to know

how much time I spent cleaning up like messes. Not even in like a metaphorical, like oh, I make so many, like physically. No, like how many messes you've made. Yeah. When you have a drink,

you're just like, blah, blah, blah drink you're just like i've said this before so when i whenever i have a car it's always like the right side is like scraped up like crazy like i i think i have some kind of depth perception in terms of so you when you you crash it's always on the right side. Who uses the word always when describing destruction of their car? Yeah. Like, you know, you have, like, sort of destruction. I have it always. I was picturing, like, the right cup holder had junk in it. Yeah, no, no, no.

No, like, the car was. The whole side scraped. Yeah, there's, like, no paint on the right side ever. Always. What are we talking about? You hit, like, telephone poles and shit. Garages. Like, I can't make

I can't make it walls, trees. How many car accidents have you been in? How many car accidents? Well like Like counting those things as accidents.

That's like objective technically. Like what is a car accident? How many times would your insurance company be like yeah that's something? They wouldn't like.

Probably probably three three oh oh okay but yeah yeah but like three like hitting like i mean i've hit i've like bumped into like a thousand things over the time over the course of my i guess like i've hit two pedestrians and that that's not included in the three so we're up to five at least how fast were you going when you hit like a person like really so again it was like it was probably like a hard tap, I would say. I didn't really hit them, but I definitely jolted him. He was an old man, too.

And then the other one was my friend. That one doesn't count. I used to hit my friends on purpose. Yeah, yeah. This one was not so bad. Like when they were in their cars, though. Wait. Did they dent the car?

Once, I think. People don't realize that bumpers are made for bumping. Yeah. If you're following your friend somewhere, you're both at a red light, I'd hit them. That's a class. Do we potentially think that Paz is the dumbest person on the planet Earth? Is there a chance? You believed it too?

You guys are so dumb. Is she that small because the jumping has stunted her growth so much? Or do you think she was always going to be that small? Because she's landed pretty hard. There's no way. I always thought that that was a thing. I don't even see where the dumb part is. I remember hearing it and going, that doesn't make a lot of sense.

I was waiting for you to be like what so so to be clear you you guys think that the look at that look at that right there under training female gymnasts often start training at a young age during their adolescent growth spurt which may lead to shorter yes yes! Yes, yes. I said that's not... That's not what we're talking about, though, right? You were saying... You were like, she's so short from the jumping.

Yeah, because of how hard you're hitting the ground every time. Yeah, that's what I think is not true. Your bones are going back up in your... No! That's the dumb part! That's the dumb part! When you...

Wait, see, that's where I feel like he's saying sound logic. That doesn't surprise me either. When you, like, I think early training can affect your puberty and growth and all that shit. I do not think jumping a lot causes you to be short. Well, I mean, she's not getting shorter, but she's short because she jumped so much as a kid. When you hammer in a nail, when you hammer in a nail,

even if you do it really, really lightly, over a year, that nail's going to be fully... Whoa, that was smart. Hang on a second. He even smacks himself with that. I'm on team Pavs. You're hammering in... So you're saying the nail is getting shorter?

Even though it's just going into the wood? The nail is not getting smaller. Okay, that don't get inside. Okay. That was the best one. Oh my god. I think that there are a lot of kids, you know, of course gymnasts jump way more,

but I don't think there's any worry I think that there are a lot of kids, you know, of course, gymnasts jump way more, way more. But I don't think there's any worry about growing to the right height because you jump too much. I don't think there's any sort of battle with gravity that's going on where you're hitting the ground too many times and your bones are smushed together. So you're short. I'm looking back at my childhood and thinking all the time, they used to jump off the garage and jump out of my treehouse. We were all a couple inches? I'm like, actually, they're eight feet tall.

Damn it, dude. Actually, I think there is – it used to just be kind of believed like gymnastics makes you short, and now I think that it's not. Even the stuff we thought was true is not really which I don't know if I believe that

because all these girls are really really tiny yeah maybe I mean it could be chicken or the egg maybe it's just like that's why I was gonna say

all the basketball players are tall like that's the body shape that's good at this point yeah I do think there's something to do with puberty

and muscles and weight training and you know all that shit but it ain't from jumping how tall is Shay how tall is Shay right now yeah like four feet tall you know, all that shit. But it ain't from jumping. How tall is Shay?

How tall is Shay right now? Yeah. Like four feet tall? Has she grown recently? Since you started jumping? I told her, you better start jumping. You're going to be a freak. You're going to be huge. Yeah, no, I mean, you know,

Shay does the normal amount of kid jumping as does keegan they still they still seem to be growing that nail thing was something yeah i'm are you telling me that if i wasn't in the room you guys would have just been like yeah then the hand the nails might get shorter i'm still not i'm still like i don't know like simone biles is going into the ground simone she's not getting shorter than her sternum. Or just compressing her from all of her jumps. Or I feel like it's kind of like the way that like twisties is just a bad word for twisties. It's like jumping a lot sounds just like a bad diagnosis for being short.

But I'm sure there's like if we were to be like Paz were to be like, it's the, the nail theory where, you know, the bones collide into each other. I can't wait for like a, like a doctor to call in next episode. I'd be like, you guys are so dumb. So good. I mean, that's up there. I'm, I'm stunned. This was not a, let's all make fun of paz relentlessly i can't believe

that i think i'm outnumbered here and i think that's a glaring that is a staggering reflection of this podcast and i have realized i surround myself with nothing but idiots like i i'm i'm hearing it and i again when he said it i was was like, I don't know. Yes, I'm disappointed in you, because I really thought it was going to be like, You were like, wait, wait, mail on. Science is still unclear on it. We got the nail situation, yeah, that's a good point. And we got the history of human bodies, and that's raising a good point too i mean as you get older you shrink i think your bones like gravity does that's why like old people do kind of get a little

shorter yeah you know there is something to be said for some ground walking around so much yeah but yeah you guys are just like every time jump, you're just like an old person. You're just fighting gravity and losing the battle more than us. That vertebrae come. Every time it smushes. You know what? There probably is something where you can lose like, you know, like a half an inch over the, you know. But Simone Biles is four foot eight.

Yeah, well, it's like when astronauts... I don't think you lose like two feet. it's like when astronauts, like two feet, it's like when astronauts go to space and they come back taller. Oh, you know what I've been doing? I've been doing comparable things. Well, it's because they're there.

The lack of gravity makes it worse. She experiences a much harder gravity. You're exercising gravity all the time with a jump. I've, for the last couple of months, I've been doing hanging. Trying to get taller. So let's measure me now, and then in three months, let's measure how tall I am. This is like when Dana Beards used to tie a remote controller out of his dick.

And we were like, how old were you? He's like, in college. I thought he was like hanginganging a fucking Nintendo 64 remote He motherfucker had a PS4 Yo You gotta be the dumbest guy alive man That one I can't Knock you too much for

Cause you can stretch out Why do you believe that Because Again we're talking about like A fraction of an inch you know you can get like your vertebrae like extend a little bit your discs get a little healthier i just love the thought of like what are you doing pass i'm hanging i'm doing my daily hang gotta do the out of order but i'm uh

simone biles jumping will go down in history for me. I think you're still skating on this one. Do you think that there's even doctors that listen to KFC radio? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think they scream when they listen to shit like this. They get so mad. So we'll get the exact, we'll pinpoint just how stupid you are on that one, hopefully. Speaking of astronauts. Wait, you are. Speaking of astronauts.

Wait, real quick. Speaking of Olympics. Yeah. Oh, yeah, let's do Olympics. There's a lot to get into at the Olympics, I think, since we last recorded. Here's the biggest thing, and it's a thing that I feel like literally no one's talking about. Brittany Griner. Brittany Griner was a political prisoner in a Russian war camp a year and a half ago.

Yeah. She won the gold medal. No one was like, hey, that was pretty crazy. Like, a year and a half ago, you were a prisoner in Russia? That's a little nuts. People don't like her. That's why. I was going to say, it's probably the most racist thing that's ever happened in this country, and I'm counting slavery yeah they also um by the way did you see the commercial

that nike put out right after they won those nike execs were sweating during that game against france let me tell you what it's it's a cocky it's a cocky uh it's awesome it's like they they're all in practice you know you just see them passing ball around, and then they're all doing voiceovers. And it's like every four years, people from every country come together to compete for second place. Because the women have won like 50 Olympics straight. Yeah, I saw Diana Taurasi has six gold medals. How is that possible? Yeah, well, that's why people were –

6, 12, 18, 24, 32, 38? She's 42 years old. She's been fucking – Oh, wait, I, 24, 32, 38. She's 42 years old. She's been fucking – Oh, wait. I'm doing it by 6. So, wait. 6, 12, 18, 24. She has four Olympics.

She has six Olympics. 24 years. That would be 24 years. She's 42 years old. Okay. She's that old. I didn't realize that. Yeah, she's 42.

But this is the problem. This is why people got upset about Kaitlyn Clark because, A, it's her sixth, and, B, I don't think she played. I think she played like a minute. Yeah, I think I saw she averaged like.7 points or something like that. She had like two minutes played with like an assist and a turnover or something like that. And she's like, I'm just so grateful to get my sixth medal.

It's like, come on. Come on. I mean, I know you practice and you're a team and all this shit, but,'s like come on come on i mean i know there's you know you practice and your team and all this shit but like come on now uh but anyway uh yeah they i think it's just that easy for the american women to them like do you want american other countries even play women's basketball i don't know you know what i mean i was like i guess france is pretty good i almost didn't watch the game because i was like, it's going to be a blowout. I didn't watch it.

And then I ended up sticking around and watching it. And I was very happy I did, but I don't think anyone expected it to be close. Yeah. But France also has Americans on their team. Right. Like that. It's the same thing. Gabby Williams.

Yeah. Yeah. You like her? Yeah, buddy. Pull her up. Let me get a little gander at Gabby. I mean, there's a lot of good-looking Olympians now. Yeah.

It used to not be that way. It used to be like, you know, there would be one, and the internet would go wild for it. Because, oh, my God, you're an athlete, and you're good-looking. It's a crazy notion. And now they're everywhere. They're all over the place um this is your girl huh dude gabby williams yeah this is is a rocket i wouldn't say any of these pictures are are super great but watching the game i was like who is number 15 what do you what do you have to like qualify to

play for another country again isn Isn't it like your grandpa? I think it's different rules for different countries. Yeah, it varies. It also varies when you're the host country, I think. Because when you're the host country, you get a team in every sport, I believe. I remember only when they were in Greece. I just remember hearing that literally anybody could play for the Greek baseball team. Is baseball still an Olympic sport? sport well so this is what i learned

i just found this out now because of break dancing oh that you add like yeah by the way people the whole time there's so much to talk about with break dancing but the most annoying part of all is how they call it breaking yeah trying to make it sound like it's like you know we call it breaking over here in the industry like shut the fuck up i didn't know that every home country gets like six or seven like free spots to make to put whatever events they want in there break dancing is like a very big part of france french culture apparently so they had break dancing when it's in, they're bringing back baseball. And flag football.

And flag football. Which I guess the NFL guys are entertaining. They're going to play. Really? I think Jeff D'Lo told me that. I want to say Jeff D'Lo told me that. I'm not sure. But I thought he...

Somebody told me that Pat Mahomes and Tyreek Hill were kicking around the idea of being like, let's do it. Why not? You might as well get a gold medal. Absolutely. Why would we flag football, not normal football? I think there's just so much CTE and injuries and shit like that. If you really got hurt at the Olympics, probably. But they do rugby and shit, so it's not like they don't do contact injuries.

So LA is doing – let me pull it up. I'll show you the LA ones, but then the real ones that are funny are after that. 2032 is Brisbane. So LA, yeah, Mahomes, Tyreek expressed interest. NFLPA has to work it out. But the NFL basically promised the IOC that they'd have at least a few stars. Jake Molesik is going to be on the J-Locross team. Yeah.

Yep. So in Brisbane, they're doing – that's how you say that, right? Brisbane? Brisbane. They're doing baseball and softball. That's also in L.A. They're doing rugby nines. Seven is permanent now, but they're going to do nines.

Cricket is going to be in LA also. Netball. Ultimate frisbee. Trail running. And lifeguarding. Lifeguarding? Lifeguarding in 2032. That's big for you.

Yo, we're going to send you to the Olympics. Wait, why? Because I can't swim? No. I feel like that's a crucial part of life i just meant you your um your sleep strategy you keep saying life uh lifeguarding lifeguarding i think has a chance to be electric i feel like you either get a gold medal or you fail i i don't know it must be like dummies or something like that. Yeah, but it's either like you did it or you didn't.

You know? Like you really saved me. I was good. That's a pass-fail event. I think they should do firefighting. You ever see when they do those things? Yeah, like China. And they put the fucking ladders up and shit.

Yeah, those guys are unbelievable. The breakdancing, you know, if it wasn't a one-andand-done thing because of what I just explained, it was going to be. I think breakdancing was very poorly received. Although it was all the talk. You know what I mean? It's like, what's your goal here? It was all the talk. I can't say I caught any breakdancing.

I obviously know of Ray Gunn. Ray Gunn is unbelievable I was thinking about you guys like if you guys were sitting in a room trying to make like an out of order skit and someone like

came up with this how fucking unbelievably hilarious it would be and it's just real god damn life I love the point and then the

she does the kangaroo hops and then you know what I even just saw a video of her I guess she got home and there was was like a, you know, welcoming. It's unbelievable. If I was her. That moves crazy, too.

Open and close. Open and close. If I was her opponent, I might quit. I might have quit. She's being like, this is ridiculous. No, the exact opposite. You know when you're in high, when you're trying to cheat off like someone's test and they have just completely different answers.

I did the wrong thing. Yeah, I say the wrong stuff. Oh, no. Fuck. My routine is I was going to do break dancing. And then I go out to start doing like a shopping cart dance. Yeah. I mean, she did the fucking sprinkler at one point.

They had a clip of her getting home in front of, like, a bunch of kids. I think she stepped off a bus. I think it was, like, a, you know, welcome home thing. And she started breakdancing. And she was in, like, her regular clothes. And she did some shit that's, like, pretty impressive. And I think if it was just a video that was, like, check this uh professor in australia who like break dances we'd be like whoa but because you went to the goddamn olympics and did that that like when you just roll over like that like that's how like my kids do stuff like that they go dad watch this and they roll over and i'm like oh wow What are we looking at here? I think her excuse was kind of – I remember reading something about how she had said basically it was almost a protest of sorts where in order to be accepted by the breakdancing community and culture, there's a hierarchy, and it's hard for white people to get in.

So she kind of made like a joke of it. That was at least – she's a professor of body movement, I think. Yeah. They said she had a PhD in the cultural influence that breaking has had on like the world. But like her thing was like, despite that,

she still isn't really in it. And, but then like the very fact that you're at the Olympics shows that you have access around it. Right. It's almost like, um, that makes it even worse in my mind.

Without having to go through the standard stuff. The proper channels or whatever, yeah. It reminded me of the... I just watched a social network. So the scene in the social network when the Winklevoss had the meeting with the president of Harvard, and they're like, this is inappropriate.

And he's like, the very fact that we're having this meeting is inappropriate. You're in my office. That's crazy. This whole thing is inappropriate yeah i mean the the the girl who won did you see her routine no i that's all i saw so granted when the men came out the men like did their thing and the men was like you know they're spinning on their heads and doing helicopters and like crazy shit the girl gold medal routine was almost more

embarrassing than her was it the one in the white oh it's a japanese girl in the pink yeah yeah because it was like i mean ray gun was like kind of a joke but you're like young and taking it seriously and that kind of stuff right and like she finished she finished and she did like the like that thing you make fun of and the announcers were like they were like okay here she goes and then she's like finished and they were like okay that's it it was it was the whole thing was so i can't decide though as a people like is ray gun ray gun in some ways is i mean she's definitively awesome right like definitively crawling on her knees like that she's awesome but those big stomps but like there should be some level of shame involved with like the olympics no where you're like i'm not gonna go be an asshole on a on a global scale right yeah right so i can't figure out like

because what she did feels like I'm still waiting for like Sasha Baron Cohen to pop out and be like, we snuck this girl into the Olympics. We made up this whole backstory. You all bought it. You know what I mean? Cause that's what it feels like. But so if let's say, you know, whatever, either it's a fucking prank or she's just this 40 year old, uh, PhD, whatever.

This is awesome. Cause it basically feels like you snuck into the Olympics. There's going to be some other asshole who's like, I'm going to do something just like her. And that's going to suck. And that's where it's like, we used to have shame as a people

where society, where people would be like, I'm not going to go be an asshole for the whole world to make fun of me. Okay, yes, and you're like famous now, but you are known as like the biggest fucking joke in the

world so where do you draw the line between ray gun being awesome and like maybe don't be the joke the butt of the joke for the whole fucking planet i i kind of lost the she's awesome with like the low is me yeah i don't have i didn't hear that that ruins it if she was just like i don't know, guys. I like breakdancing, and I somehow got to the Olympics, that would be way better. Like, to have that, to be like, I'm going to show how hard it is for my people to get good at this. And then, like, there's also this crazy. There's the Palestinian guy who lost 40 pounds, and he's a weightlifter.

He couldn't compete anymore because he can't fucking eat. There's theistani dude who couldn't afford a javelin and won bronze i think the right right the uh fencer who like lost her country i don't even know what that means and you're like you're like it's pretty hard for me to break dance if your approach was sob story that ain't, man. Somebody was saying we should have sent Channing Tatum. Legit. I'm not kidding. The guys on the New York City subway were... When the men went, they were pretty good.

But I legit think you could send the Showtime crew there. And I think they could compete right away. Also, who the fuck knows what the judging is? I guarantee the judges were like what do you think good i don't know but that's also like i know people were saying that the thing about the olympic sports and i i was one who said this as well like i was like break dancing that doesn't really count it's so easy to just say that to make that a hypocritical belief when you look at the other sports yeah like i said i said it i was like break dancing is not and

skateboarding that's not an Olympic sport. And they're like, how is it any different than the, not floor routine, but the fucking twirly thing? You see that chick out there with the hula hoop? Yeah, I was going to say, the hula hoop gymnastics. It's tough to call anything ridiculous when those ones are fully accepted. Right, right. Like, every year there's going to be the hula hoop dancers. That's crazy to me.

I think skateboarding is cool. I think skateboard That's crazy to me. I think skateboarding is cool. I think skateboarding should be in there. I think skateboarders have been doing the X Games. There's been competitions for fucking ever about skateboarding. We all kind of know what is good. You know what I mean? Like Tony Hawk. There's super, you know.

This is just like we have no fucking clue what's going on here. I don't think anybody does. We should have cheerleading. That actually I feel is more than. If this this can make it send the cheerleaders and i've seen more cheerleading competition than break dancing competitions but do we think that like the olympics would see that this is like actually kind of a good pr move well that yeah it's like what's your goal here because this this was very a very big point of you know entertainment i think so you get about six what would you put in your olympics if you had control of la well summer olympics summer yes boy that's a good

question i would say first of all they got to bring back tug of war that used to be in it tug of war just like which country's the strongest yeah let's fucking yeah well that you know i guess they have it with weightlifting but i would do it more like feats of strength. Yes. That's more fun than just weightlifting. Get the Atlas Stone out here. Right. Throw the kegs over the thing.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do strong man competition type shit in the Olympics. I don't think we win that. I don't think so either. I think some Nordic fucking guys up in the hills will win that shit. I mean so either i think i think you know some like nordic fucking guys up in the hills will win that shit i mean everybody's got big dudes though i it's it's hard like all these things are like you know india india got like five medals yeah they have a billion a billion like i know it's you know it's it's not great over there in some parts, and you're not getting training and world-class resources and all that,

but you've got a billion people. You've got five medals. That's crazy. The world record for eating blueberries in under a minute is 132. But then when you look into it,'s like it actually there's like a lot of technique involved because you got to like figure out how to place them best like how to like like what position to be where it's like do they pack them in or do they eat them you have to eat them no no but like when you're putting them in do you yeah you do one at a time swallow one at a time are you like yeah i don't know that what the technique is yeah i guess

i would think i would think you pack them in and then you just kind of push like like i think you can like swallow one by one yeah i would you swallow a whole yeah yeah yeah because but i don't think that i don't know if like i think it's like once it's in your mouth it's done so we pull this up technically world world uh world record blueberry eating why why do you know this where'd you see this just like dumb internet shit or you take an interest into blueberry it's definitely from the bananas when you're researching jackie knows all about weird weird food i think it was like a tiktok thing maybe because there's i mean she's dead ass right 132 yeah wait that's at 248 no that's under three minutes

excuse me sorry there's under one minute time and under three minutes but maybe no because i think it's pretty hard to get grand rapids yeah i mean Sorry, there's under one minute time and under three minute time. But maybe, no, because I think it's pretty hard to get. Grand Rapids. Yeah, I mean, there's just people all around the world just doing dumb shit. Because then you also have to figure out, like, okay, if you try and go for 136, that'd be, like, 17 by 80. Oh, so these guys just dog it. Okay, that's different. They just go.

These guys just go, like, dog bowl. Who's keeping kind of how many? How do you know that? I think you just have to. They just go. These guys just go like dog bowl. Who's keeping kind of how many? I think you just have to start with a starting amount, and then you have an ending amount. Oh, yeah. So that's different, okay, from the one by one. This is like, why are we even doing that? That's funny.

This guy. Yeah, this, I want to see some technique. I want to see some. Yeah. Some. Oh, wow. Yeah, this is impressive. Yeah.

I think John has to do this. Yeah. Yeah. Oh, you know what I have to do? Eggs. I'll do it tomorrow. Eating 32 eggs. 35.

35. Are you 35? I'm 35, but I turned 36 Wednesday. So I'll do it tomorrow. Oh, my God. Happy birthday. Wait. What was that again? Eat as many eggs as you are But we just said let's do that

Hard boiled right? No you can eat it any way you want You're turning 36? Oh my god That makes me feel really old Bro I'm gonna be, and you're 36, and we're just still doing this. Holy shit. That's crazy.

So you're going to go 36 hard-boiled eggs? No, I'm going to do 35. 36 might be too many. I'll do 35 tomorrow. You can also celebrate your birthday with 36. I thought you were going to do 36. No, I think we have to get it in before your birthday That could ruin your birthday Tomorrow we have an interview

Tomorrow we have work to do Well I wouldn't do it then Maybe Maybe we'll do it Wednesday for 36 Maybe we'll do it Wednesday for 36 That will ruin your birthday What's you do for his 36 that that will ruin your birthday yeah what's you do her birthday yeah that'll ruin your eggs what's up how would you like your eggs

probably um mix it up do a couple hard boils yeah let's start with 12 scrambies i think the best way to like limit how hard it would be or the mental thing would be scrambled yeah because like you can't it's just like eat this pile right where if it's like i ate i've had 10 hard-boiled eggs that feels like a lot of eggs and i've got fucking 25 more to go for 36 think about it that means i have to have 12 eggs per meal actually that kind of makes it easier i think really that actually i thought that made it harder. 12 eggs. A carton of eggs every meal is a lot of eggs.

That is a lot of eggs. How many grams of protein is all this? That's a lot. Six. I would have thought they had way more. Yeah, I know. They're probably not that much. 36. I'm not going to try to do that.

Yeah, I would think mix them up a little. It changes taste. Yeah. And that'll be – I know we can record while I'm doing it too. So we'll do it Wednesday. I'll do 36. Maybe we'll just have a little George Foreman here or something. Cook on the side and just hand them to you while we do it.

So are you going to try and do 12-12? No, I'm a grazer. I kind of just eat as the day goes. But I will... And it's in a 24-hour period, I think. Or no, it's in a waking period. So like one waking period. Yeah.

I think you can really do it. I think so too. I think I'll be alright. I don't think you'll be alright. I think you will succeed, but I think it'll wreak havoc on you. The last one you have to eat is a deviled egg. A rotten egg at the end. To go back to the Olympics,

Noel Lyles. You like him or not? I don't know enough about him. I don't think I like that guy anymore. You like him? He just does whatever the fuck he wants. Yeah, that podcast is cool. Him being mad that Adidas gave a sneaker to Anthony Edwards. It's like, bro, nobody knew who you were until this.

Granted, you did your thing. Although, he didn't win the 200, and that's his event. Right. So if he didn't win the 100 by eyelash, I mean, you know, if fans and butts, but it's like you lost your main event, and then he's, like, super mad that Adidas hasn't made, like, a signature shoe for him. And it's like, fucking sell shoes, man. You know what I mean?

Like, Anthony Edwards is going to sell those sneakers. If Adidas thinks you can, like, you probably will. If they don't, you're not going to. But it also, he just seems such a fine line between, like, confident and cocky and cool and, like, arrogant and, like, an asshole, you know? I think if you're the fastest man in the world, you can be cocky. Yeah. Like, we loved usain

bolt i know but he also like he i think you gotta win i think you gotta win all gold to be to be on that level of talking shit dude you gotta walk with all gold you gotta be phelps you gotta be bolt you gotta be that level when i i read like uh esquire or something piece on him and he was packing to go to africa in like to go do some puma event and he took one of those you know the backpacks with little straps that were hot for a while yeah that's all he had and it had a box of shoes in it and a bunch of condoms that's all i need that's all i need the um big the the like anthony edwards and noah lyles and the i was thinking this after the olympic basketball That's all I need. Anthony Edwards and Noah Lyles. I was thinking this after the Olympic basketball team won.

They don't stay in the Olympic Village, right? No, no, no. Like playing sports where you don't make money. Yeah, there was some chatter like, why aren't the basketball players there? And it was like, because they're rich. Yeah, right. That's fucking why. I've heard that Noah Lyles is like A sweetheart Trying to act Like he's tough

Well it does kind of seem that way Yeah Because sometimes it feels like You know You're You're confident And you're the cock of the walk And then

And like that's why people like you And then if you're Trying to be that way That's usually when it comes across I think in the girl world People are like Oh Noah Just like

You don't need to be tough Yeah Like you're one of us Yeah Oh man that's tough That's us that is tough did you see uh devin booker on the bike i saw he got on a bike at 6 a.m crazy so so team usa goes out to party lebron shows up some kid tries to get in his way he fucking stiff arms and throws the kid out of the way walks through the door he starts dancing everybody's loving it every one by one everybody comes out hops in a car first of all tyrese halliburton has a type and it's girls who do

not look like him he showed up with a limousine filled with 35 jackies they just kept coming out i think he just kept spilling out he has a girlfriend a long, a long-term girlfriend. Oh, well, then he brought a bunch of the homies, I guess. There was just a thousand white girls coming out of the truck. So he showed up in a limo stuffed with chicks and Booker rolled up on a bike? So then they all leave and you see Anthony Davis get in the car and this guy get in the car. And they're all getting in a limo. And then Devin Booker just hops on a fucking like city bike it just rides away that's a great ad that's incredible i don't know like i i was trying to think of like he might just be doing it for effect or he might just be like i don't know i

got like some parisian chick like around the corner i don't need to take a car i don't know it's it is crazy to me to just go ride the streets of parish like shit-faced at like 5 a.m after winning a gold medal maybe it's the one guy who wants to keep the night going yeah you know it's like i'm not fucking done yet i'm gonna go ride a bike to the arc de triomphe see you guys later yeah there's all these white girls just pouring out it was like a clown car they just kept on coming so i guess it's anthony Edwards maybe then. As if Tyrese has a long-term girlfriend. I ain't no snitch, you know? Who was the guy that Kendall Jenner was just seen with?

That kind of looks like Devin Booker. I don't know. I feel like he's a... Didn't she date Devin Booker? I was going to say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was a new boy that she was just seen with. They seem to do that.

Like the Kardashian-Jenners, I think, date. And the guy... They all just seem to date... wow is that not devin booker that is devin booker okay i was gonna say it was like a blonde she dated ben simmons right before devin booker yeah it's like i mean everybody has a type but jesus christ i mean she did a bad bunny oh yeah yeah she should have stayed with him and done that that would have been a power couple yeah bad bunny can like run the world um like kanye the kanye's wife has there ever been a girl who has less of an identity than kanye's wife that girl that girl is just kanye's wife bianca sensori or whatever i don't know you could have tortured me i would not be able to tell you her name right like she's just Kanye's wife.

And it's just like you kind of sort of look like Kim, but like not really. And by the way, she was like a beautiful girl. Look, look, she's beautiful there. And then like she turned into like that. I was like, oh, OK. Look at that picture. You know, that picture is a weird ass couple. How about looks like a political prisoner, which I feel like we still didn't talk about

enough. She looks like a political prisoner Which I feel like we still didn't talk about enough No for real though If there was a guy who was like trapped overseas And then won the medal Like was a Putin captive For a year And then a year later won the gold medal It would be like

It would be insane I mean the stories and the think pieces She's a political prisoner in Russia. But she had nobody backing her. Everyone was like, stay there. That was insane. Terrible. Yeah, I know.

She had some weed. She shouldn't have had weed. I feel like we should still get our prisoners back. And then celebrate them when they win the gold medal in a calendar year after. Yeah, you are right on that one. Do you guys, like, i don't know if i just remember it like people on tiktok say this but when michael phelps got in trouble for weed yeah did you guys think of it as like i remember being like oh wow michael phelps is a bad guy

uh it was i don't know if it was because i was young or if like everyone just made him out to be like now yeah it's crazy that that the youth of america was thinking that yeah about like the greatest athlete the country has ever had literally killed a man yeah yeah they did they didn't make it out to be like horrific i remember thinking like that's stupid of him to get caught or whatever and then as we got older being like that was total fucking bullshit yeah but i didn't like feel a way about it but i didn't either it was kind of like athletes we get popped for pds and like drug use like here and there and it was just like oh he but he had to like issue like a fucking worldwide apology and shit that was insane what they did to that guy

that was like tiger cheating it was the same thing it was like well he didn't kill somebody calm the fuck down um speaking of kanye have you heard his the theory of he's addicted to laughing gas um i i saw that i think i kind of believe it oh i i don't know anything about laughing gas i don't know what the symptoms of addiction of laughing gas are um it's like everything about kanye it's like weight gain a little bit of psychosis a little bit of like uh depression uh like all this shit like kanye's kind of been going through the last few years um but this guy milo milo yeah this dude he's a fucking piece of shit yeah he he used to work for kanye got fired has like the biggest axe to grind biggest grudge but it's also like kanye you fucking you get what's coming. You shouldn't have worked with this fucking guy.

And then pissed him off. I also just, I mean, this is a horrible thing, but I also, just for basic morbid entertainment, want to believe that there's this evil celebrity dentist running around getting people addicted to nitrous. Who, by the way, looks like a henchman. I mean, pull him up. He looks like the prison guard who was keeping Brittany Griner in jail. I mean, this this the whole idea is that this guy is a celebrity dentist who does like grills and puts in diamonds and all that shit. And a is is doing fake. Look at me. Yeah, this guy will keep Brittanyney grinder away from home for fucking yeah you're right uh he is giving them fake diamonds

and doing like questionable practices and then just giving kanye like recreational nitrous which you know we i don't think many people like ever think about that or know about that but i guess when you if you can get hooked on it it can like wreak havoc on you what's the funniest thing to be addicted to because it might be nitrous i was gonna say that's why i mean i'm surprised you swifties yeah i mean there's a video of him just pumping his nitrous by the way so i don't know um swifties should be taking the ultimate victory lap uh swifties we don't celebrate downfalls oh okay you're taking a high road yeah yeah to beat kanye when they go low we go high that's what we say about swifties everybody knows them to be the most uh most well

behaved group out there i mean to to beat kanye with a album that's what like a few months old now oh yeah yeah like like he put out he put out vultures 2 and it it did like 60 000 copies that what it's trash like but but it still came in second yeah i know so what where's the state and where's brat and all that stuff I guess they're not moving units. Did his new album? I feel like there was nothing for that. I haven't even heard of it. This new album came and went. I couldn't tell you a song off of it.

I didn't hear. I didn't see any videos of people listening. I didn't see, like, I mean, nothing. This had no juice. I didn't even know it was coming out yeah i accidentally found it because i was trying to find another song and then i was like wait one just came out today yeah i mean i don't even bother anymore to listen to like kanye albums like i've just you know it's been like seven in a row that i'm like i hate all of this so i've just i always like them

when i listen to it but they're not albums i go back you never go back to any of his new shit and the way that you know his old shit is like you can listen to to be fair i don't really there's like five albums i go back to i'm not like uh i kind of just listen to whatever's out did i not call the chibuzi oh i was like he's gonna be the next big thing did you yeah when he's not the next big like he he's gotta have another song i was gonna say all i see him is it like the aloe employee party and fucking little like private events on the hamptons you got to be the next to be a big thing you gotta be doing what chapel rome's doing biggest set at lala dude that i never thought i would see anything that beat

dmx at woodstock 99 yeah have you guys ever seen that footage have you seen that pull Pull this up. DMX, Woodstock 99 was at the peak of DMX's popularity. And he's on stage in red overalls and he's performing and the camera pans out to the crowd and it's the entire world. Like it's like you don't see the end of the people. It just keeps going. And to me, I was like they they will never i don't think they'll ever top this like this many people in one spot and along comes chapel fucking rowan i mean it's just like it's just like there's it's just all of the people in the world dmx perform rough riders anthem for the entire planet uh and then chapel roan does l, and it looked just like that. And they're all doing the fucking H-O-T-T-O-G-O.

She is something, man. Dude, she had as fast a rise. I probably like a month. She wasn't even a headliner in Lala. No, that was a day show. Right. Like maybe a month and a half ago. I forget exactly.

This is insane. Oh, you know, whenever the brady thing was whenever brady's retirement was it was like a week before that i found out who jopper rome was and i just tweeted i was like who the fuck is this person is she the biggest person in the world yeah and she wasn't now she is is she got so fast so big that almost like she it's kind of like an ice spice thing where it's like you get you're not ready for it you know that is insane dude

that is so many fucking people she looks like she should be in the WWF like a wrestler I was actually talking to Brie about her the other day

like very briefly because I guess Dave because the reason I remember the Brady thing because I Dave was playing music in the car

on the way to the Brady thing and I was like is this your playlist you'd love chaperone and then i brie told me the other day that he hates her or i don't know i hate might be a strong word but he doesn't like her i don't i don't like h-o-t-t-o-g i don't like that one because that just feels kind of like a gimmicky song pony club is the one yeah i gotta listen to some of her there's a very cool video of her like maybe two years ago, because it was so fast, maybe a year ago. She's in Philly, I think.

And she's trying, she's performing for like 100 people. And she's trying to get them, look at that. Look at that, dude. Look at that. That's insane. That's like Chinese wave pool level.

Yeah. That's like India, we just won cricket and we're part like Chinese wave pool level. Yeah. That's like India. We just won cricket and we're partying in the streets level. Like that is insanity. She is a absolute phenomenon. Like a feminine phenomenon. A feminine phenomenon. That's right.

So this video, she's trying to teach the audience the H-O-T-T-O-G-O dance. And she's like, okay, when the chorus hits we're all gonna do it so she's singing the song and the chorus hits and like nobody does it and she's like come on why didn't you guys do it like i did i just taught you and then and like the video ends like fast forward like 18 months and there's this sea of people doing the dance i mean it's got to be one of the the like fastest that's the i think that's pretty sick. It's got to be one of the like fastest. That's the I think that's the number one thing that's different about

the modern world. Like you can go quick. Yeah. To the top. I feel like. You can go quick to the top. You always could have. Yeah you think.

I feel like this is fast. Dude remember fucking. No con. Darius Rucker. Darius Rucker sitting on this couch talking about how Monday they were playing songs for nobody. Letterman heard it in the car.

Letterman's driver had the radio DJ just happen to hold her hand. Yeah, one of the Hootie songs. And then on Monday, it was the biggest song in the world. Yeah, I guess that's true. Letterman heard it Monday. Hootie played Friday.

Monday was the biggest song in the world. Yeah. Yeah, I guess so. I guess so. It just feels like if you catch a wave now, it is to the fucking top. But I think she definitely was trying for a long time. Was she? Oh, yeah.

How old is she? She's 26. She's been, oh, oh, oh. You guys are such assholes. I thought you were going to tell me she's 40. She's been trying for four years. Oh, my God. It's really been hard for her.

You start at like 16. Everybody starts at 16 because they're like singing for their parents. She's 26. You guys are such dicks. She was touring with Olivia Rodrigo for a year. So I was like, that's the other thing. You always

say, I always remember the Louis C.K. where he's like, I blew up fast to you. I didn't blow up fast to me. So she made it and was successful, but then to go from like,'m on tour with the opening up for olivia rodrigo to i host the biggest i am the biggest act in the world right it's pretty crazy there was a funny i think noah kahan posted it or maybe she posted it was i can't remember it

was the two of them together it was a funny post because they're both kind of weirdos it was like something like who would have thought that these two weirdos would be like dominating the music world i've been wanting to like organically. Like I like her songs, but I've been like fully. I've been wanting to like organically find her. What's the caption for that? I think that was the one. That picture was like we were fucking weirdos and we dominate the world.

Anyway, keep going. No, I mean just like I haven't like fully. Like I don't wanna Now that it's kinda like You don't wanna You don't wanna be like Like a poser Yeah yeah yeah

Yeah it is hard It's like when did you start Listening to Chapel Row Like yesterday Yeah But whatever fuck that But yeah like Good music

Everyone started listening To Chapel Row in the same summer Yeah Well you were early for a month Yeah Right Everyone got put on To Chapel Rowan summer 2024.

I feel like there was three days because Pav sent me a song saying that you guys liked it. I didn't listen to it. You missed your chance. Three days went by and it was already too late. I already would have jumped on the bandwagon. I think it's very, I mean, the gays love it, right? She's like a gay icon. Is she gay or just the gays love her?

She's probably right because when uh she was first trying to blow up guys like like me in fights started listening this is not for the straight white man that's why you invite an important group to bridge the gap the kind of gay guys you are honestly like like like advertisers and and and like uh focus group people should go after you guys because it's like like girls we kind of know girls will ride for for whatever they like you know i mean like they'll buy stuff they'll support it you know girl boss in a mini skirt they will fucking all get together and then guys kind of are like a coveted you know they have the money and they'll they but they they

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I asked this the other day. It didn't take off. So actually, there's been a recent development since I brought it up with you guys. So in Curb, there's an episode about hurting your neck. And they keep harping on there's only two an episode about hurting your neck. And they keep harping on there's only two ways someone can hurt their neck. Car accident, eating pussy. And I've seen that episode so many times that I was like, I've never been in a position where I could hurt my neck eating pussy.

And then over the weekend. Whoa, buddy. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. I was eating pussy and then over the weekend i was eating pussy over the weekend i was watching seinfeld and i i was watching uh i forget what episode that's a ridiculous notion by the way what i feel like people like get a crick in their neck all the time like hurt their neck from sleeping yeah no i i agree but so and then i was watching i forget the episode title uh the episode number but it was fusilli jerry episode and in it jerry is explaining his move to costanza you lick you twirl you do all this stuff and at one point costanza grabbed the yeah yeah yeah and um great costanza asks i forget what the question was oh no jerry goes how tall are you and he's like i'm five whatever he goes how tall are you? And he's like, I'm five.

Whatever. He goes, how tall is she? And she's five. Whatever. He goes, okay, good. You can't have more than a foot height difference. Otherwise, it'll hurt your neck. And then I was like, oh, this just happened to Larry David.

Larry David hurt his neck. He's been talking about it for 40 years. He hurt his neck eating pussy one time. So I want to sit down. Now I'm no longer curious how, like, if it's a regular thing. Now I'm curious how Larry David hurt his neck eating pussy one time so i want to sit down i'm not now i'm no longer curious how like if it's a regular thing now i'm curious how larry david hurt his neck eating pussy because with this clearly this giant woman or a short woman i don't know i'm picturing a larger woman i guess maybe she jumped a lot i think i was watching saturday morning i like popped up like the leo meme in

bed i was like i was just talking about this. Larry David's still talking about eating the pussy. I mean, I've never had any issues with that. Never been in a position where I thought I'm going to hurt myself doing this. This could be painful. It's the most awkward position for a guy to be in. Really? I think it's very funny because you're either like face down, ass up, which is hilarious for a dude to be, or you're kind of like laying flat to avoid that and you're just like – Oh, I kick my feet up.

You lay your belly with your feet up? Yeah. I kick my feet up like a couple girls gossiping. Just talking to my friend. Just whispering to her. Hey, girl, how you been? I think if you see regular dudes, if you were to zoom out on the video during that, it's got to be so awkward.

That's a great point. When you see just the head, it's like whatever. Then you zoom out and their body is hanging over the bed. What did they say about Bitcoin going down? Like, zoom out, zoom out. Jesus Christ I told you about the one time I fucking mucked barn

Indian style that was a tough one that was an underratedly funny story yeah wait what was that one again explain that it was like standing in the mirror kind of deal it hurt my knees too much to be on the ground so we've talked about that before knees on ground we did it for the

office olympics we played knock hockey in here granted this is like just a thin piece of carpet on top of concrete but no carpet is really that good a lot of times it's hardwood floor you see girls just go down there with knees of steel do you just not even think about it or the whole time does it suck it's almost like you're like like everything hurts so i was gonna say it's like everybody's last on the list yeah my neck hurts my throat it's like you know like when you're suffocating like all you're trying to focus on is breathing it's like i guess so like but like you know you when you're suffocating, all you're trying to focus on is breathing? I guess so. How often do you suffocate?

I don't suffocate too often. It's like if you're in the water, and you know how they say the body, all you're focused on is trying to get through, whatever? It's like that. You're suffocating, so you're just trying to focus on the breathing. Your knees are the last priority. It's like, have you ever seen the movie Major Pain? When the guy breaks his finger. Want to stop thinking about your stuff?

I'll help your knees. Yeah, this guy's been shot. He's like, do you want to stop thinking about your gunshot? And he just breaks his finger. Now you're thinking about your finger. Classic reference. It's a great, great reference, John. Yo mama so fast she play pool with the planets.

That, a seven-year-old me thought that was the funniest thing i'd ever hear are you um have you started like retiring references like that like if you make a major pain reference nobody's getting that joke except for like me like my reference like that's super rare yeah most i read but even pretty but even like you're talking seinfeld like paz doesn't know seinfeld yeah no i know then you're talking Seinfeld. Like, Paz doesn't know Seinfeld. Yeah. No, I just keep doing it. Then you don't get it.

Then you're not going to get it. I'm just like, and that's how you become old. I always wondered how you become old. I've even noticed, like, I'll send a tweet that, like, I think it's just like a normal tweet. And people are like, this tweet sucks. I'm just like, I think I'm getting old. You know, it's like, I think it's just different slang different like what i think is funny you guys now think is like mean or whatever it is and it's just like too old for this what do you what do you guys gen z like

what do you think about millennials like like when we were your age i feel like our well the millennial thing got so jacked up because in the beginning, millennials were like the young group getting made fun of. Millennials ruined brunch. Millennials ruined this. Millennials ruined that. And even like we... Like I was making fun of millennials

and then realized that I was like firmly a millennial. Oh, yeah. So... But like we had strong... Not strong opinions, but personally I didn't, but our group did of like boomers. Like boomers ruined the world

they fucking jacked housing prices boomers were the enemy do you guys but i guess gen x was the next generation and we really care about them did ruin the world i think we were right on that one every generation says shit like that but i think we were right like just fucking die just fucking there was too many of you you all got born at the same fucking time. You all figured out a system so that you could get houses and you could retire. And then you just were like, I don't know what happens after that. And then you didn't retire.

You don't retire. Social Security. Put up a system that will pay for us for the last 30 years of our life. That'll work. But does your group, I don't know about you personally, maybe you personally do, but like,

does your, what are you, Gen Z? I'm Gen Z. Does Gen Z have like an opinion on millennials as a whole? I think we're also older Gen Z. Yeah. The thing is,

you guys are just cringy. 99. We're just cringy? Just cringy. That's the main thing is you guys are cringy, care about things a little bit too much, and are easy to target. I think it too much, and are easy to target. Brands are easy to target you.

You knocked it all out of the park. We just kind of neglect it. I think I'm going to retire. I get to pick on Gen Z. Very perceptive. Expand on the cringe. Cringe, the humor. Your humor was probably easier to make

millennials laugh where now our humor is more much drier i would say and you guys would find like classic jokes funny like your what would be considered classic like that's what she said you know you guys are just assholes. You guys just don't know how to laugh and have a little bit of fun. That's why you're so uptight about everything. I don't know. Watch a Will Ferrell movie. Will Ferrell got about six more movies after his one funny movie.

They were all bad. They were all great. They're all great. They're all great. He had no business. He made like 30 of those movies. They just kept trotting them out. Same fucking thing.

We're just going to put them in a race car. We're going to put them in ice skates. We're going to put them in it. They were like, we got to get these out before the internet really gets cooking. I do. I actually do think your, your, uh,

your generation and definitely the next one, alpha, whatever the fuck it's called, is wholly fixated on being cool. Trying to look cool. Yeah. Having to look cool. Like I,

I think there was almost an l when for like us and anyone came before us it was like celebrities are cool people they are they're cool yeah or you're just like a normal fucking nobody but that but now that's rampant in millennial too that what like desperately want to be cool on the online but i feel like you guys i just think as the internet like so then the internet comes and everybody can can be cool online and then all of a sudden everybody just like that generation just like is cool online you know what i mean yeah and it's i i just think it's like fully consumed with trying to flex on other people or i almost feel like it's like you guys like not you guys but millennials like no no no actually not you guys like but millennials, like, no, no, no, no, actually not you guys.

Like, try and be like quirky. And that's, that's where the cringe comes in. Give me an example. Like, it'd be like, I love unicorns.

Like, like, like, like, you'll try to make an email, like funny. Yeah. Let me tell you something.

That's just like, that's not any but let me tell you something that's just like that's not any one generation that's that's you'll you'll there'll be some variation of that for you you know what i mean like every also there's something to be said for like um like when i i still hate this but i started to understand it a little more like my my big thing when i was coming up was making fun of like office, all like office life, which also has a lot of parallels to what we're talking about here. And it's like, you make fun of the cringy email or you make fun of the office speak,

or you make fun of the dumb jokes that people make when they're on a conference call. And then like you get older and you do a bunch of those and it's like, well, what the fuck else are you supposed to do? You know what I mean? It's just like, these are just like little pleasantries that people are,

they're talking about the weather. They make a cringy joke because like you're in the business world and like, you need to say something and not just be fucking robots. You can't, you can't like speak your real humor. I can't tell you what I'm really thinking. So I make some, you know,

Hey, that's like, you know, and everyone's like, and then we keep it moving. So it's like, what's worse? Like doing that or like being so upset about that, you know and everyone's like and then we keep it moving so it's like what's worse like doing that

or like being so upset about that you know you just do it and keep it moving so i think that comes with age too where you're eventually you're like no i agree with that i hate it when people are like oh like fuck small talk it's like then what do you what are we gonna do here yeah yeah tell me your trauma and i don't call her daddy we're sitting next to each other on the subway just fucking either so we all talk or no the quirky the quirky is funny um that that sounded a little specific it's it's like the some girl at jackie knows is like listen no there's just i feel like there's a lot of you that's definitely like a trope yeah yeah they try and

be like you know different and i'm trying to think of like another example like they're trying to stand out trying to be like i'm different than you are millennials were like a tangible object it would be like forever 21 shirts the writing on all forever 21 shirts wow is like i love tacos tacos wow that's some good podcast right there that's that that just that just crystallized it all for me and boy is that a tough one yeah i mean those were like the only merch we sold for like 10 years that kept just coming afloat like it just like but you know what the millennial, I mean the Gen Z version of that is? Fucking neon signs.

Where it's just, where else would you be like I used to have a Corona neon sign. No, I'm talking about the ones that are like in a coffee shop that like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And drink espresso. Yeah, all these dumb things. But also this is like, again, this is dumb, dumb

graphic shirts have been around for a while but i do understand what you're talking about if i can defend it like it had its moment of being cool and then and like if you're now it's uncool it's like chapelle roan there were like three days and then it was like yeah they were like like all this stuff had like a time where like okay that's interesting and that's interesting. And that's kind of like the... And then people who are just now just finding it funny. Now you're kind of late.

And there was a moment where this was very cool. Well, especially if you're talking about clothes, all of it comes around. You know what I mean? So by the time Alpha's older or whatever, this shit will be back. You know what I mean? Clothes specifically are very, very cyclical with no coffee uh depresso that one is so good we tried to sell one that said

adderall diet and we got in a lot of trouble for that one that was that was so funny because like we all kind of signed off on it it It was like, I don't know. I saw it. Gaz saw it. I don't know if you saw it. Dave saw it. Everybody was kind of like, well, that's funny. That one's going to sell like crazy.

People were like, this is horrendous. But that was only taken down because of like churning, right? Like now I think we just sell it and sell it. Is that funny? It is still funny. I think so. But I think churning went down because there was like back. I think there was like public. No, no, no. I know. But like it was someone else said sell it. Is that funny? It is still a funny shirt. I think so. But I think it churned one of us down because there was like back. I think there was like public.

No, no, no. I know there was. But like it was someone else said take it. I don't know. I'm not guessing. I don't know. Probably. Probably.

I don't think Dave. I don't know if Dave would have cared enough. But it was just a white shirt with a shiny gold plated words. And it just said Adderall. Dude, I wanted this. I never ended up making it. But I wanted to sell a shirt it just said Adderall Diet. Dude, I never ended up making it, but I wanted to sell a shirt that just said... That's it. That's the one. Look at Rhea wearing it.

Rhea was like 17! Rhea was a child! Put on an Adderall Diet shirt! Oh my God! Oh my God! Oh my God! Rhea was literally eight like just 18 holy holy moly that is bad i remember i wanted to sell one that just said like professional dog

petter and i was like even when i was mocking up i was like this shirt fucking sucks but they're gonna sell a million of them there was a lot of of that like i loved the feeling of like this sucks let's make a thousand yeah i always no i never did it was like i just could we probably still could put doggos on a fucking shirt the uh i remember they sent me like a couple of examples where they had they basically were doing we're talking about exactly what we're talking about we're like they would send me like graphics with a dog on i was like i was like no i just i just want to say just the word just the words yeah that's it i mean we had we had something called famous friends friday where we sold and i still i think those shirts are great but they the time

for them are over because if you try to do it now they they all bomb. Yeah. It was just pictures of people from movies and TV shows. The idea was tied into Saturdays for the Boys. So it was like guys. So it was like Dom Toretto and Brian O'Connor were like on a shirt together. Fast and the Furious fans bought them all. And then we put like the gang, the office, Game of Thrones. All we did, we would just put like a Rectangle with a border And the people

And a very tiny fine Just said Saturdays for the boys And they We'd put a new one out Every Friday For this whole summer Before Before

Every Friday And I mean it was like I think back on those I'm like Where was that money going Yeah We had Cameron

Cameron and Joel Santana. Yeah. Oh, they were, they were making money on us. Hand over fist at that point. I, the,

the, the money that I used to make on just the quilted stuff alone. I was just like, yeah, I think it's doing good. It was so much money. Crazy, man.

Do you know what shirts you guys sold that did the most? I know the Cameron and Jewels was one of the big ones. Sad as if the boys was definitely the biggest one. I think Welcome to Titletown was a really big one. You know what's one of my biggest ones ever? Wordle Drunk shirt.

Yeah? I've never seen it in the wild. The Zach Wilson one. Zach Wilson one? Oh, yeah. Bang moms, throw bombs. Did not throw a bomb the entire year. That's the shirt that made me be like,

I want to retire. I don't want to do this anymore. I was like, this guy is neither throwing bombs nor banging moms. This is not even a real thing. He's not even the quarterback. Thousands of them were sold. That is kind of like the tough part of doing merch is doing stuff that like you have to find the middle ground of like I like it and people will buy it. I always remember talking to my friend who worked at like TJ Maxx.

It was like a designer. And she'd be like, I just can't make stuff I like. I think she goes, everything I make, I just design something I like, and I make it in teal and brown. She's like,

I make sure it has both colors in it. Then it'll sell a ton. Yeah, that does suck. But then you put out something that you like, and it sells like 10 units, and you're like, that sucks too right both of those feelings really fucking suck so you gotta find the the in between of it all do you think that in terms of like marketing like in the olympics for example if i if i were a shoe company like i would pay somebody to tie their shoes like three times throughout the game because then it like when it's tennis or whatever do you think that happens i'm sure they think about that stuff all the time because i know

i remember hearing like michael jordan they they he had to put the flag over him yeah because he was a nike athlete and like rebox sponsored the olympics or something like that so like they think about every little thing i wouldn't be surprised if but all that stuff to me is so strizan effecty where you're just like what's the strizan effect strizan effect is she i forget exactly what she said something no it was she was trying to get something like buried and no one right no one about it and did that tried to bury it it became a huge deal yeah yeah and yeah like i don't know man i wouldn't even notice that shirt right and now all i'm thinking about is how nike is so powerful that you guys had to fucking hide it right and now

and now it's 30 years later we're still talking yeah yeah yeah yeah you fucked the pooch on that one um wait what is it it's when you like you're you think this is like bad press this is gonna happen so you try to like something, and then it's huge press that you hit it. And if you just shut up about it... But no one had even noticed before you tried to hide it. It wasn't a big deal at all. So now we know. It's kind of like deleting your tweet. It's like, just leave it up.

Because if you delete it now, it's a big deal. That's the stride that I'm on. Man, that was a tough segment there for the millennials though because the millennials also like i said that's for it too by the way like i said though the millennials were the original like young like there was a whole era of millennials have ruined and it was all old people saying like these young millennials have like ruined everything in the

world and that that window closed real fast and they just became the old people saying, like, these young millennials have, like, ruined everything in the world. And that window closed real fast, and they just became the old people. I mean, it wasn't real fast. It's probably about 15 years. In my mind, as fast as probably about a generation's worth. But I think it's particularly tough for the millennials because I think they're like, we're cool. No, wait. No, we ruined brunch, man. We ruined concert.

We ruined Olive Garden. We killed everything. You, like, pull up, like, millennials killed headlines. yeah we ruined we ruined concert we we ruined olive garden yeah he killed we did everything pull up like millennials killed headlines millennials killed and they'll probably see a million 50 billion buzzfeed just wrote like every fucking day yeah it was just like these guys go to brunch all the time and they it's like i don't know what the fuck one thing that does, like, because there's definitely, like, older Gen Z and younger Gen Z, and the younger

Gen Z are, like, they, I feel, a separation between them. For some reason, it really freaks me out. Like, if you ask younger Gen Z to do a heart, they all do that. Yeah, that's insane. I do, like, that, obviously. You know what happens to you guys when you do a heart? No.

Like, I think this one's gay but this one this one's fucking insane can you do a heart yeah yeah millennials are killing the napkin industry like what does that mean they all started to read like onion articles but they were real but that the real problem is i think millennial i think generations are too big because it's always the beginning of a of any generation and end of any generation do not yeah click so if you shorten that gap if a if a generation is only like seven years i feel like they would all be on the same page yeah Because millennials, if you were born in, I think it's like 81 to 96 or something like that. I don't know. I think is the millennial gap. And it's like 90, 95, 96 is so different than early 80s.

Yeah. Yeah, if you're born in 1980 versus 1994, that is like an entire lifetime of shit. It is just broad generalization, which you can apply to any topic. But it would be like millennials are on the workforce and they're lazy. And it's like some millennials are 45 and own homes. What are you talking about? That's what I'm saying. That's the problem. That is the problem.

It needs to be like the age group needed to be from like 18 to 25. Yeah. It's kind of more like what they do with demographics, 18 to 24, 24 to 36. I mean, there's also ones that span much more, but I feel like demo, when you talk about like advertising demos, they break it down much further than generational breakdowns go. Quincy Wilson, I think is his name the kid he's born in 2008 and he's in the fucking olympics yeah that is insane there was like a tiktok um comment and it was like my mom said she was born in the 90s and then like some other kid had commented like all our moms were born in the 90s and i was like oh my god because it's true it's like there is a large group like the moms would have to be young but there is a large group that like that's insane it's just crazy that made me

feel old that this this kid dude is i mean he said i got class in two weeks. He's awesome. 16. Bubble boss. Good for him. Really slow. I mean, like the slowest ever. He finished three seconds. Three full seconds behind. You know how big that is in running?

Like a full one, two, three. Those guys are 30 yards ahead of you at that point. I was watching the race live, and I was like, what the fuck is this kid doing out there? Yeah, they – There has to – I actually texted Jeff D'Lo about it. I was like, what the hell was that kid doing? Yeah, I did too. Jeff D'Lo is like the Olympics go-to guy.

And he said they never run their stars in the semis. But what a risk though. He still had to finish top three. There's got to be something between we'll keep this guy fresh for the finals and, I don't risk, though. He still had to finish top three. There's gotta be something between, we'll keep this guy fresh for the finals, and I don't know, a 16-year-old? Who's just like, he's really fast for a 16-year-old, but he's not

fucking, I don't blame him. He's going against people who have trained their whole lives to be in the Olympics. I was so jacked up to watch him. And then the race started, and you could tell his form was so different. His speed, obviously, so different. I was like, what is this kid doing out there?

I noticed the form. He's kind of flailing. Yeah. I was like, oh, this looks like regular people trying to run hard. I mean, obviously, he's fucking unbelievable. I was thinking, does he go compete in high school and dominate? Yeah, he must. So, like, you know,'s fucking unbelievable i was thinking does he go like compete in high school and to dominate yeah he was so like you know he is awesome but i and jeff said he thinks this is all part to get like to hype him up for 2028 but it was not him that's weird it's like that is uh

that's not good yeah that's weird to title this the nbc titled this with him and that's not good. That's weird. The NBC titled this with him? That's not him running. I remember the guy in the glasses. It wasn't him. Yeah, we had our guys make up the difference, and it was all good. But imagine if he blew it. We don't even get to race. We don't even get to the medal round?

There would be guys who would murder that kid. Or whoever. Not him, but the person who decided to put him out there. I think the captain of the team is 32, so you literally double the other kid's age. Crazy. I do want it known that I was always the fastest mile all throughout. Hey, that is one of the biggest indicators of cool. Yeah.

I think if you look at everyone who's successful, they all were the fastest kids in school. That's me. That's Jack. That's what I said. I mean, I'm somehow sneaking by, but I was not. But I think most people who – or I guess maybe you – it's not you had to be the fastest kid. But if you were, I think you are successful. Yeah?

You don't think so? I don't know. Whenever we talk about this i didn't do this so like i didn't know oh i mean they were just the coolest i didn't do this either you didn't you never did nah never had a run where'd you go to school i went to um like a weird weird private school never had a run there was 30 kids in my graduating oh you were a weirdo where'd you play basketball i played basketball i went to a high school and played basketball it was a big school.

My high school and my middle school was like really, really small. And then in high school, you didn't have to do any of this shit? No, we didn't have to do that either. I went to St. Anthony's. I guess that's a private school. Yeah, I guess private schools don't have to do that shit. But we didn't do it in grade school. I went public all the way through high school.

And I don't remember this at all. There were kids who could run six-minute miles. And it you ran six minutes it was like 6 15 yeah that's fucking fast i i can i i remember all the names like i couldn't tell you probably like i know tom filippo and cole gladys were running fucking six minute miles at like seven years old yeah nicky moore brian bamford actually beat me like a few times. What? How old was I? Middle school.

So like 11, 12, 10. I feel like when did you start thinking about I'm going to need surgery? Yeah. I know you're trying to picture you like if I was like – The boys came back after one summer. They go, we're going're gonna beat jackie this time well she's not a threat anymore if i ran a seven minute mile and i got lost by a minute and i'm like look at this this is insane honestly maybe that's i kind of had a theory that that's what they were so saggy is because like i was running a lot yes which would go yeah well i mean were you i i knew girls who were wearing like double sports bras and shit like that yeah you're doing that i yeah i tried everything like i saw a clip yesterday of a woman who i think

was on reddit but it was just one of those weight loss journey type things. And she was like 400 pounds. She's like, I just started doing like a mile a day. And it was just like at the end of the first year when she was starting to actually run now, but hadn't really lost the weight yeah yeah it was just like yeah it's like what the fuck is going on here because there are like the cute little sports bras that like i would remember being like oh my god i would kill to wear one of those but i would have to have like a girdle like jack you wore a corset to run the mile like it's got like a prison like oh my god i remember on

the last day of like junior year no no before whatever before the surgery it was this was like the cringiest most like pick me i've ever been so basically it was like a pool party i go i don't bring a bathing suit we're all like drunk by this point. And like the boys are like, get in the hot tub. Like get in the hot tub. I was like, no, like I didn't bring like a bathing suit. And I was like, I didn't bring a bathing suit. And they're like, just get in a bra and underwear.

And I was like, no, like I can't do that. I ended up doing it. But like what they don't know is, again, I don't have cute bras. I have like a girdle. And so I take it all off. like no never mind get out get out i physically see all the boys and i'm putting it back on jackie's got like a snorkel and her big gourd girdle it's like supposed to be the sexiest thing ever and jackie's ruining it what did you not get in

i did get in oh okay I thought you were saying you pleased her back. And then I saw it was not you know. Well received? Like the crowd was not loving it. It was a bomb. And I was like, I actually I gotta go. I'm gonna go.

I feel like I'm bringing the vibe down here. Do you know how hard it is? Yeah, she's sitting in the hot tub like this. I'm gonna the vibe down here. Do you know how hard it is? Yeah, he's sitting in the hot tub like this. All right, I'm going to go, boys. Do you know how hard it is to ruin tits for high school boys? That's how ugly that bra was. God damn. It was so bad.

That's hilarious. Yeah, that was, like was not my best night. Real quick, I got to give a shout out to the night cleaning crew at Barstool Sports. Just some real rider dives. Yeah? When we did the out of order sketch, the one that came out, they didn't care at all. They didn't say a word. As far as... I was thinking, like,

you could do whatever you want. They don't know where they're working, right? They're not aware that this is a media company that films sketches and stuff like that. So all they saw... You know, eventually they realized that we were kind of laughing and having fun, but for a while,

all they saw was a maniac with a gun screaming at people and pointing at them. And they were like, not my business. Just don't knock anything over. Just make sure the garbage is still out and we're good to go. Good for them. We were filming it.

It wasn't that late. It was probably 8 or 9. And the... Wait, is that a person? I was like, what's that? We've literally, the guns are now like. Painted black. Well, they're like,

they're sold like bright yellow. So the cops know it's not a real gun, but we paint it black. Right. So it looks real. And I was like, who is here? And they're like,

no papi. No papi. I mean, you said you were like, it's fine. We're having fun. And I was like, first of all,

that's what somebody would say. Don papi. I mean, you said you were like, it's fine. We're having fun. I was like, first of all, that's what somebody would say. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't worry. They love it. They love it. I mean, that's the ultimate. It's like, what's... Dude, you are so good at doing maniacal.

It is your bag, dude. It is your scene. Honestly, you just scream. It's not that hard you just know but there's something about the tone of it and then like the no you're good at it man like the way you talk like it's it's it's good i'm not as good as the upstairs cleaning people are at ignoring crimes it is funny because it's like all the comments are like give this man an oscar like this is art and everything but like behind the comments are like, give this man an Oscar. Like, this is art and everything. But like behind the scenes, if you guys knew how much he was just like popping whooshy

questions and laughing and giggling. Yeah, no. There's no like, like one day when they're like showing like how John worked. You saw him get that, the laugh and like circle. You've done that a couple of times in your skits. It's fucking great. There won't be like a, wow, look at his process. Look at what he does.

He just fucking dicks around and does it. The whoopee cushions is unfair because I don't know if you know this about whoopee cushions, but they still play. Eternally funny. Dude, it is. You hear that, Gen Z? They're fucking funny. They is you hear that gen z they're fucking funny funny man it is i took it i stole it i took it home i was just sitting on the couch blowing up that was not acting right that was just genuine All right.

Do voicemails? Yeah, that's voicemails. Oh, by the way, also shout out to Steph Curry. That was so cool. Dude. That was the coolest. I don't think Steph Curry has a signature shot because his team's always up like 30. No, that one against the Thunder.

The Thunder. But even that is like i don't know no one no one talks about that the way they talk about like you know some of jordan shots dude i remember i that's one of that might be my most memorable basketball shot like the step curry thunder the i just i was at a bar in newport rhode island we were i was at midtown pub and we were just the whole bar was watching. It was a playoff game, right? No, that was not a playoff game. That's why I don't think it's that big of a deal. It's just like – So was it like Christmas time or was it –

It was one of those big matchups. I was with like all my friends in Newport. So like it must have been some reason for us to be home. I think he was just really – they were becoming must-watch TV. That's why so many people were watching. Yeah, and the whole bar went insane. Yeah. That was dope.

Insane. Because it was like – it was almost like John Madden with Brady where it was like, if you take a knee, get to overtime here. And then it was like, oh, no, they're just going. They're just going. They're going to do it. Oh, he's going to shoot him from the – Yeah, that was back when that shit was still, like, new.

Now it's like, yeah, he can shoot from anywhere at any time. But I don't know. I mean, it's the Olympics, and we were favored to win, and maybe it's recency bias. But that last one where it was like, I'm shooting this ball no matter what, and he had to, like, chuck it to the fucking ceiling. And that call from the french guy yeah devil the devil oh that is one of the best that is like if you're if you're steph curry

fucking running around putting them to bed being called the devil is unreal the um the i i saw like one tweet say this like the craziest part about it is that like i think the tweet said five of the best players in history. I think three. Or sitting there calling for the ball. No, but, like, Durant was, like, away from it. Durant was, like, no, dude, this is about you, man. This is about you.

Yeah. Yeah. But, yeah, like, the three before that, they, like, moved the ball around to, like, we're getting this back to Curry. And then that one was just, like, this is intentionally bad basketball, but here you go. He had Pat Durant, and then Durant was like, no, no, no, no, no, you. So good. So fucking good, dude. It was fun.

Again, three of the best players in basketball history are like, nah, dude, you take this. And then the guys on the bench are acting like little kids, being like, oh, my God. Reenacting the way he shot it. I was watching this alone in my apartment and, like, basically maniacally started laughing. Yeah. I was like, what? Dude, the last four, it was like two minutes and change, one minute and change, one minute, 35 seconds. It's just like, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead.

Anytime they thought they had, like, a little bit of momentum and stuff, just dagger, dagger,, 35 seconds. It's just like, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead, you're dead. Anytime they thought they had a little bit of momentum and stuff, just dagger, dagger, dagger, dagger. And for him, it's the one person it means he didn't have a gold medal yet, and he's pretty old. Why didn't he? I don't think he played early on. I actually don't know. Obviously, he just never played.

Because he was never on the team, but why? Because they only didn't win that one year, right? It was like the Redeem team was the one time they didn't. But I think since then, they've always won. So he must have just not played on the team. Yeah, that's weird. I guess they would date Chris Paul. I don't know.

Who's that guy who was good for like got a massive – James Harden? No, but he was probably on one. Who was that guy who was good for like got a massive – it was – James Harden? No, but he was probably on one. The fucking guy who went to like St. Joe's here. He played for the Mavericks maybe or a blue team. Deron Williams. Deron Williams, yes.

And then Michael Redd was on that team too, I think. Yeah. We had a team before that. I don't know if anyone in here – I don't know. I forget where you stand. Are there any LeB if anyone in here... I don't know. I forget where you stand. Are there any LeBron haters in here? I think LeBron is... No, I'm definitely not a LeBron hater.

I think he does some corny things sometimes. Who's a millennial? He's gringy. I think the gray beard, I think, is the coolest shit ever. Yeah. Because he's just out there like, I am literally an old man now. And I am bodying you guys. And still the greatest ever.

I hope he leaves that. I hope he goes, let it go bald. Let it go gray. And still be out there just killing the game. Yeah. He looks like he has 10 more years. When everyone hated LeBron, like, take my town to south beach and all the stuff like i hated lebron i don't think i had too strong an opinion on him one way or the other

for the last decade or so i love lebron loves like he he's also i mean he's like the most like inspirational like he's like what everyone should strive to be he's perfect he's unbelievable he had the highest expectations possible, and he exceeded them. And has, like, he does good off the court. He has a great family. He's, like, you know, he plays the game the right way. Like, everything is perfect. I mean, you know, the only thing is he ran into the Warriors.

Otherwise, he would have had all the finals to go with it. So he'll never have, you know, it's crazy. Was he, like, 3 out of 10 in his finals career? 4 or 3. all the finals to go with it. So he'll never have, you know, it's crazy to be, what is he, like three out of ten in his finals career? Four or three? Four.

Four, because the Lakers won. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So when you've been like 10 or 11 times, you have four, it's like that kind of sucks. But I mean,

everything else is fucking incredible. But I feel like every athlete, and maybe it is right now, but it's younger for some, but I think 40 was probably when Brady people started going I mean he's fucking great

what are you gonna do yeah you hit a point where it's just like I did it with Manning I did it with Jeter where you hit a point where you're just like I mean what can you say

about the guy he's just gotta stop doing things like the books and stuff it's like so stupid now it almost may be funny I was gonna say

I think now if I was LeBron I would bring out a new book every game now. So this was a thread that happened over the weekend. What's the funniest LeBron moment? It has 89 million views.

Some of the funniest shit I've ever seen is just him just warming up with a random AU team. When he jumped at this woman. Wait, you got to watch this one. He flexes at her? Yeah.

Yeah, and also, I think a lot of the cringey things will... Give it some time, will, like, end up looking funny or cool or whatever. But, yeah, what I had heard about LeBron is, you know, you're getting a little older and stuff like that. Like, he's the best player on the team. Best player in the world, bro. I saw. I saw people say it's his last time. I'm like, no, it's not. He's going to be on the two more.

You think LeBron's not playing in LA? Yeah. Get the fuck out of here. He's definitely going to play in LA. I didn't think of that. All right, voicemails. Oh, baby, baby, baby. It is the summer of squirt.

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What's up, guys? Where would be the best place to be a ghost? prevent any disease and have not been evaluated or approved by the fda what's up guys where would be the best place to be a ghost so let's say you have to die in this location to be a ghost in this location so i don't know if you want to be alone or with people let me know yeah my quick answer was the first thing popped in mind was middle of the ocean worst place to be a ghost best best place to be ghost because nobody around boring yeah um the best place to be a ghost i don't know i keep i just keep thinking of wastelands i was like antarctica would be pretty sick i can't i don't think actually you know what like maybe like the middle of the forest. Like the Amazon or something like that. Dude, what are you talking about?

Some place where it would be cool to go. You can just go there. No, but it's so dangerous. I'm already dead. Oh, okay. I see what you mean. So go to the dangerous spots where I'm going to climb this mountain or go to the fucking volcano or whatever. Some place with just insane views like cool shit to see,

but stuff that's dangerous to a human. You don't have to worry about like bugs or like Mexico city. Yeah. I, I was thinking about people, the people aspect, like, would you want to be around like when you die and everyone's sitting around

talking about you, do you want to see that or not see that um i feel like people would have fine things to say about me i would hope right but that would stink like everyone's you know you see at the funeral everyone says shit but then if you get some real talk afterwards yeah i've been waiting for her to die since she got in. I pulled that fucking bra on. Yeah. But for real, depending on what kind of death it is, it's like, you know, there are definitely kids

who are like waiting for their parents to die. Like, Jesus Christ. Boy, we're happy. You know, we're sad she's gone, but we're happy it's over. It's like, what the fuck? I think I would also love like fomo um if i was around like people a i knew or like if i was like in an accounting office i'd be like okay i didn't want to be here anyways or also like first thought obviously like pentagon know all the secrets it's a good one It's a good one. It's a good one.

But what can you do with those? It's just cool to know. Yeah. I'm like, none of you bitches know. I feel like in the Pentagon, I'd hear some shit that I'd think, like, I gotta tell people about this. And then I'd become like, people are like, oh, we're haunted now. I'm like, no, I'm trying to tell you state secrets here. I would haunt people and be like, I know all the secrets.

And they'd be like, what is it? I'm like, I'm not telling you. But I do know the answer to everything. I think being around people after your death would just get so annoying. Yeah. Because not even just people you know. Just like if you died in time square and and like i i think that's almost like basically hell we just see annoying things every

day all day you can't do anything about it the guy's riding the there's a guy who's riding the subway and he's just like fucking miserable you know he's just like stuck kind of there i don't know that's where he haunts or whatever and it's like it sucks he teaches patrick swayze how to like be a ghost or whatever but he's like this fucking blows man but yeah i mean if you're if you're around shitty stuff and you can't change it do it affect it whatever yeah yeah but you could haunt the shitty people and i guess yeah you gotta stay in the area so it's all you ever see is like, Yeah.

In order to haunt them, you have to hope they come back every day. Again, I'm thinking, for some reason, I'm picturing Times Square. But, Yeah.

You know, an office, obviously, you can make them do it. So the best thing, if you're confined to the place you die, you want it to be fun. But you don't want it to be like,

you know, it's like, I want to die in like the club. It's like, no, you're stuck in the club forever. You know what I mean? Yeah.

So it's got to be like, I think as a ghost, your fun is haunting. And that's how you spend your time. So you want to be around the shitty people. That's what I would do. Like a beach, a fun beach. I would not want to do that. Depends on if you're a depressed person or not.

This would be fun to fuck up this person's life. This is how I'll spend the afterlife.'ll ruin yours hey guys uh long time listener going back to about 2015 um never called in before but uh when you guys last week were talking about uh something from the past made me want to tell you guys this story because um when when john was upset to remember that kevin cracks his dick um it it reminded me of a quick story when kevin was first talking about that on the podcast um so about five years ago i was hooking up with this girl just started hanging out with her um it's the first time we had ever hooked up and ended up finishing on her back so um you know like a gentleman i go over to the hamper get yesterday's t-shirt to wipe up um then when i'm going to wipe

off my own dick i accidentally cracked it and so that had never happened to me before so my immediate reaction was oh fuck what is this pain and then i quickly remembered oh this must have been what kevin was talking about this is cracking your dick and so she turns around she's like jesus what what's going on are you all right and i'm like i'm fine i'm fine and she just wouldn't let it go she kept asking like are you okay you okay and so she was about to leave and i was like you know what fuck it i'll just tell her so i'm like it's this thing where I thought I hurt my dick, but I think I just cracked it, but it turns out it's totally normal. It's a podcast I listen to.

They're talking about it. They do it all the time. She's looking at me like, what the fuck is this guy talking about? Crack your dick? And then I just got weird. She got weird. Ended super awkwardly. Didn't end up hitting her up again out of sheer embarrassment of the way that ended.

Fast forward a couple of weeks and we meet out at the bar. Let's just see each other randomly. She walks up to me and says, hey, you know, it's the guy that'll break his dick off in you and then never text you again. So we ended up spending the night together, having a good time. We go back to my place and end up actually getting snowed in. There was a crazy snowstorm. And so the next day I was like, hey, by the way, you want to listen to those guys that talk about cracking their dicks? So I ended up playing the podcast for her. She loved it.

Five years later, we have listened to pretty much every episode together. But I still have only ever cracked my dick that one time. So thank you guys for playing a part in me sealing the deal with my wife. Yeah! Let's go! I was like, tell me this guy marries this girl. Dude. Hell yeah!

That was really cool. We can retire now. That was some great storytelling, too. I didn't know where it was going, and I thought it was going. Hell yeah. That's awesome. That's like some 9-11 shit. Yeah.

Yeah. The butterfly effect. Who knows? Who knows? If I don't crack my dick, maybe this guy's not married today. Dude, obviously, if you're watching or listening he doesn't have his face up on this but i am picturing his wife as the hottest person of all time dude walking up to a guy at a bar and saying the guy oh the guy won't break his dick off and you never text me again

i'm like you are too much woman for me you You are a baddie. You are a baddie. I mean, I can't think of a worse thing than being like, it's okay. This is a podcast I listen to. If something happens with your dick and you're starting to talk about a podcast you listen to, why that's okay. You're going down the wrong road. Is it a doctor podcast? No. They think jumping shrinks you.

But the dick thing's fine. But they know what they're talking about with their dicks. Oh, man, that's so funny. It's like, I mean, that story starts with, so I came on her back and finished with, so now we're married five years later. I was going to be like, after that, I was like, well, welcome to the show, Jackie. And it ended kind of nice. Not kind of, it ended really nice.

That is awesome. Five years of KC Radio and dick-breaking jokes. I think those two are going to make it. But when you told the dick-breaking thing, was that before me? Because I remember that being like... I feel like it comes up a lot. I actually think we went on a good run of like the last couple years not talking about it but when it was a thing

it was a thing you would send me videos I have in one time and it was not it was audio technically it was a video but it was audio and I remember filming that and not sending it for like weeks because I was like

I can't send this and then I was like cleaning like weeks. Because I was like, I can't send this. And then I was like cleaning out my phone. I was like, I'll send it. Because it was like, theoretically, I have an erection. Not theoretically. Literally, I have an erection. I'm filming it and I'm sending it to John. You can't see it or anything, but I'm sending.

I'm doing something with my dick, filming it and sending it to John. That shit popped though, right? Yeah, it did. I remember, I think you were in like a crowded bar or something you're like i can still hear yes yes yeah i could still hear the noise over the all the the talking what were you saying if kevin can figure out a way to like send his dick cracking like people can figure out voicemails not out of your face all right that's it for today only two voicemails. You guys got to hit the voicemail line.

So head over to any of our social media pages. Click the link and you can send a video in. You can show your face. You can not show your face. You can crack your dick, whatever you want. Obviously, that guy gets voicemail of the month, which that's a voicemail that I will send money for. So anybody who's got a great story

that offer still stands, send in your best story. You get a thousand bucks. If you got any great marriage stories that you can think can top that one, I don't think you can, but send them in. Send any of your voicemails

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