KFC Radio - Che Durena Accidentally Became a Body Positive King By Being H*rny on Tik Tok - Full Episode

Episode Date: November 7, 2022

- Che Durena joins us to talk about mastering the Tik Tok algorithm, how he's turned his Tik Tok fame into his stand up, being extremely h*rny, and much more Letsgetchecked: Visit https://barstool.link/LGCKFC and use code KFC25 for 25% off LetsGetChecked’s at-home health tests Mindbloom: Go to Mindbloom.com/kfc, promo code kfc for $100 off your first six session program today.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. My dick is a socialist. I don't give a fuck if you're what you look like. Like, I'm fucking out here fucking. Can I ask you out here fucking? I'm out here fucking. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. It's our Monday edition, which ordinarily means that we have a barstool personality sit down with me and john we had some scheduling issue issues and some traveling so we weren't able to do a regular

episode but instead we're bringing you che durena who is a very funny comic uh absolutely murdering the tiktok game when i say murdering i mean like almost eight million fucking followers very funny dude from canada now living permanently in New York. So we got him live in the flesh in the studio. You might know him from that throw of his, a stand-up comedy, Follow Me, You Fucking Idiots, or his just incredibly prolific series of horny-ass videos on the internet. I mean, nobody is prolifically as horny as che durena his videos

every single day are just sexual innuendos and videos and chicks and vaginas and just the man has just uh he has just monetized the horniness. It's unbelievable. It's like some people, you know, get the horny bonk. He like deflected the bonk and fucking has like this bonk bomb that makes the horniness into a whole fucking comedy career. So it's Che Durena on KFC Radio for the Monday edition. We'll catch you guys on Tuesday and Thursday for regular episodes. Today is brought to you by Mindbloom. Mindbloom is the leader in at-home ketamine therapy, offering a combination of science-backed medicine with clinician and guide support

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or in uh um what's it called uh newfoundland it's like how much do you love that i love it so much a dildo's actually like uh like the thing you put your oar through on a boat. Oh, really? And so it's like an innocent little town, but they have the dildo. Wait, the dildo is the hole? Like the hole or the little handle or whatever. But I mean, you would think it would be like the stick. Yeah, I don't know.

It's the hole. Wow. So who named the fucking dildo a dildo? That sounds totally backwards. You fuck your dildo. I don't know who fucked that up. Yeah. You could fuck a dildo with a dildo. Yeah. Boom. Yeah, it's fucking dildo I don't know who fucked that up Yeah Yeah You fuck You could fuck a dildo With a dildo

Boom Yeah it's fucking Dildoception This is Sir This is why you have a career This is This is it

This is it Have you ever just sat back And thought like Thank God That people just laugh About shit like that Dude I love it man Like I like being able,

because I just try to talk shit about whatever I think is funny. I have a really lowbrow sense of humor. Sure. And I've just constantly kind of fed into that. But those are like, I call it the fundamentals of comedy. Shit, piss, cum. That's like, that's always good. I was going to say fart, but yeah, shit.

It's in the umbrella. It's like, I think somebody once said it's like divine comedy. It's like God putting your asshole in between two cheeks. Yeah. And that's where air gets blown out of it. Yeah, yeah. So that it fucking flops and makes weird noises. Like that dude, that doesn't just like happen by accident.

It's never not good. Like there's few comedy that – there's very little comedy I think is timeless. Like you watch old specials and you can appreciate them. There's some stuff you're like, ah, that's still relevant today. Those are the great ones where it's like, wow. It's like he was like talking in the future. Exactly. But yeah, a lot of it kind of ages. A lot of it ages.

Like references, the way people talk, all that kind of stuff. Stuff that I think is truly timeless is like fucking jackass, fucking what's it called, Three Stooges, Looney Tunes, a dude getting hit with the head in a mallet. It's like sex, violence. It's always good.

That's pretty much it. Sex, violence, and dicks, and the dicks kind of fall under the violence. Or sex, I don't know. Depends on how you do it. That was a slip of the tongue for me. But it's funny because some people will say it's lowbrow or it's like a crutch or whatever and i'm like i don't fucking care what you call it man it's just fucking funny and the way they keep reinventing it like did you watch bad trip the yeah yeah with andre um eric andre oh yeah yeah oh yeah eric that was i mean

that was like because it was like a movie but not I mean that was brilliant the way they did some of the prank stuff there like the gorilla prank shit where he's like where'd he do that

like he goes into a gorilla pen and then the gorilla like jerks off on him starts fucking him and like comes up everywhere yeah and like comes shooting

and like when they're they do like the during the credits they're showing like the behind the scenes stuff and the director's like yeah when you're fucking him look the during the credits they're showing like the behind the scenes stuff and the director's like yeah when you're fucking them look back at the people

like you're next like that's so funny so funny those guys man that's a hilarious way to like I've never seen a prank like that I never would think

of a prank like that and it's so good but it's still that baseline humor yeah between Bad Trip and then Tim Robinson with his series oh my series like it was a big

year for for those two guys and then so for that like form of comedy because that i think is like it's it's simultaneously like a bit lowbrow but also like one or two people that like are in the game can pull that off exactly you gotta be so quick on your feet you gotta and and even just even thinking outside the box of just like, yeah, I don't know,

like what if he just, he just has a fucking hot dog in his wrists and he eats it during the meeting. How do you like, I don't know, that sounds like

it could be mildly funny and then you watch it through him doing it and it's like, that was the funniest thing I've ever fucking seen. Dude, the one where they

fucking do in the, which this by the way is their turn, like kind of just like quoting our favorite things is like the lost art. I fucking miss it so much. Like when before the internet was like really popping and you sat around in a room and just like yelled Will Ferrell lines to your friends. Yeah.

And it was the funniest fucking shit you ever seen. Just saying other people's funny shit. Right. It's just like recounting the skit Because it just went viral Because there's a woman Said that Like her house is haunted And the ghost is like Is just fucking horny as hell

Yeah yeah And it was just that skit Where it's like Do the ghosts ever just Fucking drop big Massive fucking loads Yeah Do they have big dicks

It's like You can't Not answer all the questions You said it's the adult tour That's the adult tour. That's the stuff I feel like if we did the same exact thing people would be like, what is this?

And the way he does it or the confidence with which he does it or whatever it is. I remember the first time I watched it it just happened to be on my Netflix homepage and I was like, I've never heard of this guy. I'll give it a try. The very first skit was the uh opening the door the wrong way and I was like I was like this is perfect this is the funniest thing I've seen my entire life dude you know what else I just

I just did it right now which is one of the funniest things is when people say like start to describe a skit and you just say it also yeah like you just add your own details it's like yeah that's what we're talking about yeah but you feel the like yeah that's what we're talking about but you feel the need just like yeah I know what you're talking about I agree with you but yeah that is just next level funny but it's also you know

it's kind of cool because it's like it's almost like everybody has access to dumb shit like that oh yeah so there's no you can't gatekeep that

you can't blame you know if like if your material is something about like oh well if I had money and i was flying jets and doing this like i could do that too but i don't have that it's like you all have this everybody can come up with these dumb things and it like can you make it funny blew up through the comedy community like as soon as that show came out everyone was watching everyone was referencing

talking about it and one of the dudes on there that one sketch where he's like it's the honk of your horny yeah he's like yeah and he's honking he's following he's like, it's the honk if you're horny. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, yeah. And he's honking. He's following him. He's like, have you got any horn back here? And he's like, I've seen a lot of these. And he's going to it. That guy has some of the fucking most insane content I've ever seen. I can't remember what his name is. But he has these videos where he's like filming himself. And he's in like a construction site.

And he's like, he's always referencing the guy who owns Starbucks. And he's like, fuck you. I'm going to find you. I'm going to fucking kill you. The Covfefe man. And he's like, fuck you. I'm going to find you. I'm going to fucking kill you. The Covfefe man. And he has weird writing on his head and shit. And he's like, vote for me for president. Like all this crazy shit.

Yeah. If you ever pull that shit up on Twitter, it's some of the best shit. So I feel like you're pretty plugged into that whole. I mean, you got big numbers on TikTok. I knew you had a lot of followers. I didn't know we're talking like seven and a half million. That's fucking. We've been working on it.

On the grind. Yeah. So you're pretty plugged into that weird side of social media. Oh, yeah. The dark corners. There's the really dark corners of TikTok where you have like those baby dolls and all that. You know, those newborn. What are they called?

Unborn. No. What are they called? You know, the fake people carry on fake dolls because their kids are dead. Oh, I haven't seen this. Oh, man. This is not even a TikTok. This is just like a life thing.

It has a phrase. It has a reborn, I think. They're called reborn. So these are people who either. How did you get on reborn TikTok? Fucking Ken Jack, bro. Ken Jack did it to me. It's, you know, if you've lost your baby or you had a stillborn or whatever people buy like very

realistic rubbery heavy dolls that like take the place like they'll put it in the stroller that's unhealthiest very yeah i think i think i think so i believe therapists say that it's actually like you're so shattered that this is like a transitional kind of thing right so it's actually healthy i'm like i don't know bro that sounds like a bad way to handle it and then all of a sudden you just like have this love for this fucking baby doll bro rip the band-aid off but so that's yeah that's the really dark side of tiktok people doing that shit and there's the you know the evening darkness of tiktok's just weird, goofy type. I get like, honestly,

most of the stuff that comes through my feed is like I get weird satisfying shit, a lot of dogs. What's your satisfying? My satisfying? I love like pimple popping. My man! Fuck man!

No! Bro, check out my... He's like, I got a gold mine over here. No, no, but I'm just saying, look at my, my shit's either like horny stuff or fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The cleaning, the teeth.

I got the ingrown toenails and shit too. I saw an ingrown toenail the other day. Dude, he pulled it out and there was another like two inches that was under the skin. It was crazy. Dude, sometimes they come with like green and shit. I love it. He's going to puke. He will puke from this.

Or you know what the best is? When you see two. He's getting like the water in his mouth. When you see like two blackheads, but they're actually connected underneath. Yeah, the double. There's a term for it. And the other one goes clean too. Oh, yeah.

And Kali knows, like, here you go. Is he going to puke? It's actually only fitting that we have John puke on Che's episode. Should we keep pushing it? Yeah, usually I'll do that. I'll be like, and it's just gross and green and black and the white. Dude, when the bus comes out, it smells, too. It smells real.

He can't stop himself. Yeah, there's nothing to come up. I hate this fucking's so easy. I'm going back to chicks. We're talking about Taylor Swift. Holy fuck, man. Watching people puke is one of the fucking funniest things to me, too. I love watching people puke.

Holy shit. I didn't realize it was that easy to get him going. It's actually like a sickness. We can do it on command if we want. No, no, no, no, no. Okay, I'm done. This is fucking great. I've always had a bad gag reflex.

But, like, we have this stupid fucking show here called Lowering the Bar where we eat gross stuff. I've always had A bad gag reflex And But like We have this stupid Fucking show here Called Lowering the Bar Where we eat gross stuff Oh yeah I've seen you guys do that Like pig tongues

And all sorts of shit And like it's just It's turned me into A fucking It's gotten me so much worse Like it's It's very very easy I saw when Lisa Ann

Was on here And she kind of like Dominated She was like It was thick water It was just cum It was like Somebody just jerked off Into this for like a year and she was like well you guys can't drink a little cum it was so funny everyone else is either like or straight up puking she was just

like got any more yeah she's like dude i'm drinking cold cl up of glasses that is one of the wilder things in porn when it's like you gotta be really fucking horny to still be in the mood like I could be like I'm gonna cum in this martini glass you're gonna drink it right but then once I cum I'm gonna be like you don't have to but they'd be like yes yes

do it do it I think that part is the work that's the part that's like this is the job of the drink and the comment on the martini glass. That's like when football players say, you get paid to practice. The games are, I like to play that. Kevin Gardner was doing it the other day. You pay me for 82 games.

You don't pay me for 70. You pay me for 82. It's like, yeah. No, see, that's what Ray Lewis said. The opposite. Ray Lewis said, you pay me for Monday through Saturday. Sunday, I give you free. Right, right.

This is like, you pay me to stay hor Saturday. Sunday, I give you free. Right, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like, you pay me to stay horny after I've come into a martini glass. It seems like a grind. Like, you guys saw the Adriana Cechik stuff, where she, like, broke her back and shit. Oh, boy, did we ever. Dude, it was, I mean. It was fucking rough. The footage of her, like, afterwards, she can't get out and all this stuff.

Wait. But she, I think I saw it on your thing, when you were talking about how she had fucking back problems already. Well, before she, yeah, she just had the neck from the pile driver. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Which is like – That's what I do, and I'm going to keep doing it. And you know she fucking – she did like a triple anal too.

She said like three dicks in the ass. Oh, do I? I'm quite aware. We talk about her. Well, the guy who I stream with, he's not into that as much as I am. But I bring it up all the time. I'm like, that's incredible. That's a work of art.

Yeah, I actually think if I had to give it to, you know, there's certain eras where it's like Jenna Jameson was a pioneer and all these things. Everybody got to get their flowers. But if you're just talking about, like, fucking on camera and you got to draft one overall person, it's got to be a draft. Yeah. Jenna Jameson is like some real, like, how we

compare old athletes type stuff. Yeah, yeah. Like Babe Ruth. She's Ronda Rousey. There was no competition. I don't even know, dude. She was just like a pretty blonde girl who, like, I will have sex on camera. Bro, Jenna Jameson wore rubbers and didn't do anal.

She couldn't last in today's league i think she has like one or two videos where she did but like it took her a while to do just guys really strictly uh she told a story in her uh biography did you fucking read jenna jameson's biography but i but i but i didn't know this story that's the most perverted thing i ever heard what are you fucking sick dude you read a porn star's biography, you've got problems. But she told a story of when she first started, she did fuck a guy. It was just like missionary on top. Yeah.

And sweat dripped off of his head, I think into her mouth or into her eye or something. Yeah. And she was like, dudes are gross. Get me out of here. So then she only did lesbians. And I'm like, now girls are drinking shots of sweat. There's a funnel of sweat. I've seen a lady bang a line of cum before.

You wouldn't have lasted a minute in today's game, girl. The game done changed. People have put it up from 50 feet now. There was no three-pointer when Jenna Jameson was playing. And the fucking Adriana thing, like how good she is. What's his name? Adam 22 was talking, like the plug talk thing he does with his wife. The greatest fucking show of all time.

Yeah. What a gig. Like that is like a genius movie. Genius. But they were talking about who was like one of the ones that was like one of the best of all time. And they said Adriana. Because, what's her name again? Lena.

Lena was like, when she sucked his dick, he made a noise I've never heard of before. See, that's why I'd be terrified to have my dick sucked by a porn star. Almost it's like heroin. I will take that chance. I do understand what you mean. Like it is a nerve wracking thing to get up. And that's why porn stars, male porn stars are the fucking unsung heroes of society because they do get it up and they aren't afraid and they aren't nervous and all that shit. However, I would like to try.

Yeah. I'll just chemically enhance my dick. Yeah. I'll take whatever pills or powders I go to to get my fucking dick going. I'm not showing up to this game just like raw. It's performance enhancers all the way. I'll be eating fucking leaves and elixirs and whatever it takes, man. It's game day, dude. It's game day.

It's the Super Bowl. There's a story of a while back where Christy Mack almost, not almost gave me a blowjob, but there was a thing where she put out a bet where anyone who brings her Legos will get their dick sucked. And I know she wasn't serious, but I showed up with Legos anyway. And we brought a camera and stuff like that. And I was like, the whole time, I was like, dude, what if she tries to suck my dick? He's like sweating. What's the matter, dude?

Ah, super hot girl. I'm going to try to blow me in a minute. I would have ran to a Shell gas station, got one of those over-the-counter dick nails, fucking bang that down. I got to go to the bathroom and snort some Tiger Max. Whatever, man. Stuff it like a musket.

Right into the dick hole, man. Yeah, just right to the – Stuff it like a musket. Right into the dick hole, yeah. Oh, man. I think that's the one thing I've learned in my life, by the way, that I cannot even begin to tolerate or watch or whatever is – What, the sounding porn where they put stuff in the dick hole? I can watch anything and be like, eh, it's not my scene, but I can come to this. That stuff makes me literally go like, oh, my God. I remember I saw this one video.

It's a lady. This dude's dick is through like plywood or something, so it's just his dick and balls on the other end. He's laying on his back, and this lady's kind of like stepping on his balls and stuff with high heels. And then she steps on his dick because his dick's hard because he's loving it right and she steps on his dick with the point of his of her heel and then when she steps off a stream of blood shoots right oh no and he's still loving it oh no she and even she breaks she goes oh god oh my god we found the line we found the limit dude i remember when i was like probably a And even she breaks She goes Oh god Oh my god We went too far Went too far

We found the line We found the limit Dude I remember When I was like Probably a sophomore Junior in high school I'd done some fooling around But I was still like a virgin

Yeah yeah And I was like Reading a Cosmo Cause that's fucking What you used to do Back in the day You used to kind of like Talk about sex

354 I can make a girl Come 354 different ways Yeah yeah Exactly And one of them One of the ways To make a girl come 354 different ways. Yeah, exactly. And one of them, one of the ways to make your guy come

was shove your pinky in his dick hole. Jesus Christ. And I was like, I don't think I want to have sex. I don't think this is... I know your pinky's small.

Pinky. Not that small. My dick hole's smaller. Yeah. It's all relative, bro. Yeah, yeah. Pabs, who was messing around with the TS porn the other day?

Who got caught for liking porn? Was it Chance? Oh, Chance the Rapper. Chance the Rapper, no. He's had a bunch of liked tweets on trans porn. Everyone gets caught. But it was funny because I was like, who amongst us? Right, yeah.

Who hasn't dabbled? You know, mathematically speaking, there's a higher ratio. You gotta take a peek. You gotta take a peek. Maybe I like it, you know? The thing with Chance, though, I know he's very religious, so I don't know if that goes against his religious stuff or anything. Like, not personally what he's attracted to, but like his family.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Well, as always, it's the people who go hardest the one way. Yeah. Or like, I want to watch Transgender. Exactly. I think the best thing that probably came out of like, I want to watch Transgender. Exactly. I think the best thing that probably came out of this, I don't know for a fact, but I'm sure her page blew up after this. Oh, yeah, yeah.

And she got like tons only. So like, good for her. Who was it? It's like fucking killing her. No, no, no, no. Who's the porn star? Who's the T.S. porn star? Was it R.B. Kate?

Oh, it's gone. We don't even know who it is. Someone's got to have a screenshot, bro. It's got to be a breadcrumb. Good for Burning Angel. If it's not her, it's not her. Or whatever the fucking company's called. I mean, you really do, you know, you just run through so much of it.

You've got to find newer things. Oh, yeah, yeah. Sometimes it's like, well, I gave it a go. It's like what I tell my kids. You know, you got to try it once, you know. My buddy calls it. You don't like it then afterwards. Who was it?

Yeah, it's just a. Tube Asian tea. Oh, so it wasn't, it was like a probably, yeah, something that kind of like gets all. It's some balls in a butt going i think right balls i think she's trying to put her balls that's pretty cool i think you gotta make a video right now oh they're putting yeah putting someone's oh fucking i lost it oh no i got it back oh shit no i lost oh no it's back here we go someone

putting their balls oh there's this really fucking funny video where Booyah. What's Booyah? When the guy pulls the balls out of his nuts. No. The nuts out of her ass and goes, Booyah. No, I haven't seen that one. I think the internet just made this. They made it balls out of your ass, Booyah.

Oh, no, I haven't seen that. Because she's a paddle driver, and he's popping them in like a fucking. Yeah. And then it goes. It makes a noise like that.... It goes... It goes... Awesome! I saw one where it was like someone had edited googly eyes onto the

asshole and then they play it in reverse so it looks like the ass is sucking up the balls. That's a great one. That's brilliant. That's art. I'm sure that wasn't allowed on TikTok, that's brilliant. That is somebody, you know, people kind of clown, I'm sure that wasn't

allowed on TikTok, but the general idea of some of these videos, when TikTok came out, it was like, this is like gay, this is stupid, it's just like girls dancing,

and then you see some motherfuckers who can do some cool shit on TikTok. Oh, yeah. With their balls. But then, yeah, so they're the people

who are like, wow, it looks like that guy actually was flying or jumped off the building or whatever with the editing, and then there are people who take that and they're like, let's make it wow, it looks like that guy actually was flying or jumped off the building or whatever with the editing. And then there are people who take that and they're like, let's make it look like the asshole is eating the balls. Yeah.

Those guys are the true geniuses. I think that's the next stage of social platforms. It's like right now I think we're in kind of like the early stages where you have like when it was cable, you have like CBS, ABC, that kind of shit. And like everything is sort of dictated by a few, which would be like YouTube, TikTok, whatever the platforms are. But we're going to get like an HBO of streaming platforms.

Someone who is going to be like, yeah, you can, everything is censored to a certain degree. You can come on here, you can show tits in a sketch if you want. And it's not going to be full on Pornhub, but it's going to be the bridge between Pornhub and YouTube.

Yeah. I think that's the next thing. I think Twitter's as close as you can get to that. Twitter's great for that. Twitter is fucking I know it's hard because it's like

the worst it's a waste of time on Twitter because you really don't get you know that much traction from anything. Yeah. But

it always is like kind of where the OGs are in my mind. Yeah, because it is. There's there's it's you can be fucking naked. You can hate you can. And even they're starting to get like a little, you know, touchy. I did tell someone I was going to kill me today and I did not get. I said I was going to kill myself and I didn't get anything.

There you go. You can still stand strong. Yeah, you can still say you're going to kill yourself. There was a time where it was, you know, you could do whatever. And it was like the last bastion of like, you know, Zuckerberg's fucking around over here, and Snapchat, you can't do this and that, and I'm over here doing suicide jokes with tits out. And it's like maybe only like 50,000 people on the whole fucking platform anymore, but it's pretty cool.

Imagine you're going to kill yourself. You're like, I'm going to kill myself. And they're like, well, we're deleting your Twitter first. Well, then I'm killing myself even faster. You know what your punishment is? You take away your favorite social media platform. That was literally the last thing I had to live for, so okay. That's a great loophole

if you say, if you delete this tweet, I'm going to kill myself. What are you going to do now, Elon? How's that going to work? That never went through. He never got it. Yeah, yeah. Who? I think Elon. No, I think it did now. Well, yeah, it came back again, I think, like, maybe a week ago.

But I still think that hasn't gone through. It's like. I thought that was the one. I definitely could be wrong. I thought that was the one. Enough, dude. How old are you? I'm 30.

Oh, okay. So you've been in the game for a while. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A little bit. And then so what like around pandemic was like when did you blow up that yeah it's because i had been doing i've been doing stand-up for like 10 years now so that was the grind doing stand-up i was in toronto uh and then pandemic hits it's like what the fuck do you do yeah first few months was like it was

almost nice it was like you got time off yeah chilling out yeah uh but yeah then once you got a little fucking restless, I was like, what am I going to do with my time? And I had a buddy who was getting some traction on social media. I had a little bit. And I killed him. Yeah, and I fucking took his account. I fucking strangled him with my bare hands in a back alley.

And now I'm here. But yeah, I just was like, I just started fucking cranking content out. And my focus was, I was like, I just started fucking cranking content out. And my focus was, I was like, I'm going to spend just as much time learning the platform as I'm going to like creating the content. So it's sit and watch YouTube videos of like, this is when you should post.

This is your hashtag. Yeah. All that shit. But it's so smart, but it's like, you have to know that shit. Yeah. I follow this chick who's so annoying,

but she just, and I don't even put anything into practice, but I do know it up in my head. She just has all of these tricks. Like if you really know like Instagram inside and out, you can make small movies, you know, like editing tricks and you put the text here,

but do the video this way and blah, blah, blah. And it, you know, they become stuff goes wild. Yeah. You do it all right here.

Yeah. But it's also like, yeah, I don't know. I'm all, I'm all set. Yeah. even just like finally getting over the hump of like doing green screen videos on tiktok it's like took me how long has it been out for it's been out for a while and i've known forever that like just do these green screen videos and i just finally committed to it and it's not like once you learn those little tools on the platform, it's not that much work.

That's also like all the content I make. My focus was everything needs to be done within a certain period of time. Absolutely. So like, I was like, I want to make six videos in an hour. Like I'm going to just crank shit out because I wanted to post six times a day when I was first starting.

And I did that for like a year, as opposed to putting out six posts a day. And so I was first starting. And I did that for like a year, putting out six posts a day. And so I was like, I don't want to ever make stuff where I'm like getting my hair done, doing all this flashy shit because my audience will get used to that. So I want to just deliver stuff

that is high quality in the entertainment value, in the jokes, and quick to deliver. That was like a huge part of it. You do six and then rather than do them throughout the day, you do them all and then kind of just post

them. Yeah, and then I post them throughout the day. The goal is I still make six, I leave up two. So it's to have like two viral posts a day. That's my goal. So you post six, one, two, three doesn't hit, you delete those four hits and you let it ride. Exactly. Interesting. So you just delete shit that doesn't work. That pretty smart yes that's pretty smart and delete the delete the bad stuff

we have not not bad you know we started barstool we're almost like prisoners to like this stupid made-up code of the internet where it's like you have to leave up a tweet you have to you know let your haters do this you have to say we don't we don't delete anything yeah what if it's like the only person who's like telling you this is you you know it's like in your own head what i looked at it when i i switched over when i was like affecting brand deals when a brand looks at your page i'm like oh you're not your average views in that high and i go like well i can change that yeah absolutely and still get the same amount of views and the same amount of swings at bat yeah to like make sure i'm getting those viral posts like it was just all kind of working the angles and the algorithm doesn't with you like i feel like if i post two videos yeah they

know right like if i post videos like two almost like within an hour it just doesn't open it up post more than once an hour so i'll start posting at like three and then go until nine and just like see how the post does within that first hour and i can get a gauge that's where i like twitter where it's just like you know if if you're arguing about something you fire off like 10 fucking tweets you're tweeting this you're because you need to like you know make it a thing and everywhere else it's like you got to have this you got to like hit a home run like one time that's it the way i look at it is i respect the boundaries which with what these platforms operate under yeah so it's like if i'm posting like people who post tiktoks and they go they banned me they did this it's like you know what

tiktok is you know what this platform is you know what they allow right obviously i would love to be able to do certain things but what i'm doing is getting more people in front of more eyeballs so they come out to shows stand up has always been the goal okay that's interesting i feel like you you're either uh you're either stand up and then you use social media to sell tickets yeah or you like start on the internet and then people are like we want to come see you live yeah and and i think eventually it's just gonna like i don't think it needs to be one of the other i think you can i learn that like oh the crossover is what you want to do yeah like you want to do stand up and sell tickets and like all go for it but trevor wallace and steve were perfect examples of people who've been able to cultivate a really strong life performance off of their social media following.

And I just got lucky that I was grinding stand-up for so long. Right. And that, well, no, I would have never done TikTok if I wasn't doing stand-up. Sure. But then once, like, managers and representation started coming around when they saw my TikTok numbers, they were like, oh, well, you actually do this. That's the best. Yeah. Because I think there have been some people who blow up on social media and then they get given like a special. Yeah.

On Netflix or they get given a show or whatever. And it's like, I just got, you know, I had one funny tweet. Yeah. Like, I don't know how to make a fucking series of 10 episodes of something or whatever. Exactly. But when someone comes along and it's like, let's see if this funny guy on tiktok has anything else like oh i actually have a decade of you know the hardest type of humor in my opinion that there is i love when people come to the shows now because they're like oh i didn't know what to expect you know if

it's gonna be good some people are like are you gonna do videos in the show have you incorporated that or you just do straight straight stand-up i think you could do i could do something like that a second show a separate show or like you get an hour of stand-up and now we're going to do this or whatever. Right now it's like bits and pieces. I got a guy working on my YouTube trying to grow that platform. It's not biting off more than I can chew all at once. And this is my first time touring as a headliner in the States. So let's get the hour and everything down so it's like tight like always

punching the jokes up so that i have a product to sell on that front um and then also i'm working on my crowd work a ton like the way i cut my shows in half now is i'll do maybe uh i'll do like 30 minutes of crowd work off the top because that's where you're getting your clips and everyone wants those stand-up clips crazy how much that that oh it's crowd work is just it's a show shows change the game shows change the game for everyone. And then the second half I'll do material. I'll do like 15, 20 minutes of stuff that I know hits. And then I'll be like, hey, you guys want to hear some new shit?

And then I'll try out my new bits. And then I will probably close on like my main closer. Yeah. I mean, it's a great formula to have both. Yeah, absolutely. Because I feel like some people look down on internet stuff, and some people try to do the stand-up and they can't. And every side kind of has their own...

There's always... It's just a fear of change. People always fear what this new wave is because you don't understand it, it makes you feel obsolete. And people, I think, subconsciously think if they reject it and if they talk shit about it they'll cause it to evaporate when realistically progress and change and life moves on without you

and eventually you die and become irrelevant yeah so you have to either get on board or not i guess what you're gonna die and be irrelevant anyway exactly so it's like fucking learn how to make a tiktok yeah if uh what would be like could could you make enough money on tiktok if i told you you can't ever do stand-up again but i'm doing it's not my fingers and your tiktok is going to be like enough that you're like a domelio you make like a hundred million dollars what the fuck they make i'm not would you give up i i'm not making a crazy amount on tiktok i've uh i've really started pushing brand deals a lot more i've had to take the initiative on that myself because are you selling yourself uh yeah yeah selling myself like

my um my team does a decent decent work with it but i really need to dig for these because of my content it's a lot more adult focus and for a long time i was trying to make brands with the deals with these different brands blah blah and they didn't want to and i was like what the fuck am i thinking make deals with fucking sex toy brands yeah these people don't try to steer away from what you're already in double down on your strengths i got told the other day i don't even know if i told you this so i i make the videos on instagram one minute man and now the sales team are selling those and it's they told me at first it was hard because it comes out of nowhere and we don't know what the topic is going to be. I was like, I don't know.

Figure that out. And then they said it's too short. And I was like, don't worry. I'll get like a segue in there. And now then they're saying it's not brand safe enough. And they kept kind of moving the goalposts. Eventually I was told I can't curse during the ad read. And I was like, okay, fine, whatever.

The other day they told me I can't curse. Period. Stop. No cursing. in the video at all at barstool sports you're not allowed to curse and i was like you guys know who you're selling i was like then straight up i'm always torn between like i will just become i will just be a whore for it i'll fucking put on an accent pretend i don't curse for the money yeah but then i was like but no like no i'm not gonna do that like i can't not fucking curse no that's like they they do kind

of want to keep shifting stuff because it's all about like brand safety and everyone's worried about like the outlook on all these things brand safety and there's gonna be a picture of my dick and just fuck you end the book i think the pendulum's swinging back the other way i feel like we see the light at the end of the tunnel of everything being like overly safe and i'm seeing a lot of tiktokers and different people make content where it's like all right we want everyone to feel good but but come on there's a point where they're you have to take some self-responsibility for your own insecurities and that's like fucking that's that's life yes i've actually noticed a similar a similar shift that that maybe i'm just projecting but has

that has anybody ever been has there like what would somebody call you and be like i thought you guys were a reputable company but i heard that guy say fuck in that video like what is the actual blowback from you know yeah this is made and I think that's what people want to see from you guys. They want to see you say fuck and fucking be real. It's my biggest pet peeve on the internet is people who don't swear.

Like, I don't care if you don't swear. Like, if you're a person, like, like, Bargatze, maybe my favorite comedian alive,

doesn't swear at all. If you just, if you're not a person who doesn't swear, that's totally fine. I hate when I see, like, someone on Twitter

where you can say fuck, do like, F, asterisk asterisk yeah so we'll either don't say it or say it like don't fucking put that in yeah and i do i i hate that with tiktok where like and again the algorithm makes you do it but like i like when i when i see segs i'm like i feel like a child and then they caught on to that yeah oh did they yeah that is like it's like don't make me fucking do like it again you it's their platform their rules if you want to stay on it you have to do it but it's like why are you so fucking weird that you're making adults say segs that's why that's why i think you'll see this whatever the hbo of a of a platform like this will be where it'll be like here's making a

platform is so hard though it is hard like i was, here we can kind of be like, well, at least prior to my bitch-ass sales team, it was like, come here, and you can pretty much say anything you want. Yeah. Like, minus a couple things that you probably, you know, if you want to say, it's probably a red flag anyway. Yeah, yeah. But other than that, like, go nuts. But being able to be like, you know, we've even, I mean, if Donald fucking Trump couldn't rally enough people to go to a platform, then ain't nobody going to be able to do that. It's got to happen naturally.

It's got to be organic like TikTok was. TikTok was organic, but there is enough of us. How many conversations do you have? We're all working in media. How often do you speak to someone who's like, they blocked this. I can't do that. So many creators are at least here at two, though. I also think it's a bit of a cop out.

Oh, yeah. I think people are really quick to do it where it's like, I've never said I'm shadow banned because I think people just say it like, I didn't get 10,000 likes, I'm shadow banned. Yeah. It's like, I don't know. It was a shitty picture, dude. Yes. Nobody takes accountability anymore.

It's like you're. But it is a real thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, for sure. It is for real. But it's like a stand up who's like, oh know a thing when i stand yeah it is but you know it's like a stand-up who's like oh you're one of those crowds who like you don't laugh it's like well we don't laugh at funny jokes yeah you're bombing those are two like two sides of the same coin in stand-up where you have the fucking shock comic or the person who's like uh vying for

claptor and they say something that's like pc and that crowd doesn't immediately praise them and they go like oh you're like whatever yeah you're this ism or that ism and it's like PC and that crowd doesn't immediately praise them and they go like, oh, you're like whatever. You're this-ism or that-ism and it's like, or the fucking, the shot comic is like, you can't handle this. It's like,

you're the same person. It's like, make us fucking laugh. I've had that before, like a comedy show, like smaller comedy shows. Like during the pandemic, they started doing it

in bars and shit like that because the clubs weren't open. And I remember one coming out and being like i don't know he said something with content or whatever and like it was it just wasn't funny i don't give a fuck he's a cunt and uh in fact i just went to london last weekend and no one said cunt and it disappointed me and uh the um that's their go-to i know i was at a soccer game i I was like, no one's going to yell at the refs. Why did I even come here? But they said something, and no one laughed. And he's like, all right, well, if you guys are going to be that kind of crowd,

there's going to be a lot of these jokes tonight, so maybe loosen up. Maybe don't yell at us already. You said one joke. Chill out. Maybe change your fucking jokes then. Exactly. And if that's your opener, that's usually not what you open with on a show like if you want to hit them over the head you got to fucking jab them a little bit yeah yeah exactly

pepper them a bit um so did when you i'm talking this is a lot of industry talk i don't know if the audience cares about this or not but um when you blew up on tiktok how like what would you consider like you were like, I blew up? Was it like when you hit this amount of followers or like what was the moment you were like, I'm here? I think like the first, like when people started reaching out, I was like maybe like 900,000. That's when like people, I was like, oh shit, like people are starting to take notice. Meaning like brands, like people reach out or like other? Representation.

So like I had managers reach out and stuff and I was like, that's great. But even when I hit like 3 million, I wasn't moving a lot of tickets. And like I hit this like stagnation point where my videos weren't doing really well. And I almost started to like move away from the platform a bit. And I was like, no, you really got to focus on it. Really fucking give it your all. And I started doing better about my community guideline violations is when I got to like six million was when i fucking a i would hope when i got to like six million i really saw like oh i can sell up venues easily now like i can i everywhere i go like i'm getting recognized multiple times a

street and multiple times a day on the street like that's that's when i really felt like shit was moving um six million yeah Because also TikTok, like, dude, how many TikTokers have two million followers? Like, fucking tons. So many. And part of me is like, what? I mean, I have like 30,000. I think I have 5,000.

I'm the worst social media user in the world. In fact, I've recently, I think I'm considering retiring. Hey, man. It's like, if you don't need it, I think you should. I'm considering retiring hey man you if you don't I'm just so bad it doesn't make any sense I'm just not good it was totally innocuous it was fine but somebody replied this tweet reads like back in 2011 when everybody was on Twitter but nobody knew how to use it yet I That's the meanest reply I've ever I see the meanest replies in the world on my shit

and that's the meanest reply I've ever seen. It was perfectly accurate. I tweeted, oh wow, Banshees of Insurance comes out this weekend. Why the fuck did I tweet that, dude? Why did I tweet that? It's like a fucking Facebook status. It really is.

Hey, and I swear to God, I'll look you dead in the eye. I used to be good at Twitter. And I fucking suck now. I'm just, like, so not funny. It's insane. I've never tweeted anything interesting in the last two years. You haven't. No, but at the same time.

It's like, the Bruins scored a goal. But you think about that. It's like, you did Saturdays for the boys. You did the think about that. It's like you did Saturdays for the boys. You did the thing. You did is good. You did Saturdays for the boys? Yeah. Whoa.

I used to be good. I'm telling you. That's huge. I mean, fucking hang it up. That's all you need. The originator. The creator. It's crazy that people don't know that.

Dude, yeah. Saturdays for the boys is like, that's a monumental. That like shifted society. Yeah, it's a cultural movement, Saturdays for the Boys. What year did you start that? I'm going to guess it was the year before we came here. So what was that? We've been here, what, six years?

So it was like 14? I would say 15 probably. Because you might kind of also be responsible for Me Too. Right? Oh, yeah? Yeah, I think so. Me, too, came after you, right? I'm going to start being a little cautious with my words.

Don't you think there's a chance? I wish I didn't say cunt a million times five minutes ago. It all just got quiet as we're waiting for an explanation on this. Don't you think there's a chance that, you know, city boys are up, right? The boys, like Saturday for the boys is like having its moment. It was like men were happy and we're being men and we're being boys and we're being celebrated for it. And they were like, fuck this. We're giving them too much happiness.

My boyfriend is too happy right now. I was raped before. We're taking it back. Dude. You might have been not like – I mean, I think probably the rampant rape and assault was the real cause of it. That was a bigger part of it, I would say. I'm giving Weinstein the crown on this one. Yeah. Weinstein and Cosby probably get it, yeah. But I just think maybe spring a little R. Kelly and then Saturdays if the boys tipped it over the edge.

Yeah. Dude, I was actually at dinner the other day. You're the Franz Ferdinand of the year. Yeah, exactly. It's not really your fault. It's way worse. That was not – it didn't help. I should say it didn't help the car.

That was the boil over boy. I was at dinner the other day with my aunt – I'm sorry, my uncle and my cousin. And we were just talking. She recently moved to the city and we were just talking about her dating life and stuff like that. And I was like, where do you meet guys? Are you on the apps? Are you on this? Are you on that?

She's like, well, actually, I work in fashion, so it's pretty easy for me. I just have all the models and I'm like, no, no, you, yup. And I was like, oh, I've heard of that app. That's called Me Too. And no one laughed. Not a fucking laugh in the whole joint. I was like, alright. Yeah, that's a fucking good joke.

Sometimes you blame the crowd. You're one of those families, huh? Oh, you're going to be like that mother, huh? Can't make a joke about a salted dinner. So what else? I mean, so we got every time. I mean, you must just get flooded with, like, videos of, like, tits and dicks. Oh, dude, everything I get tagged in.

Look, this thing looks like a hole. You got to talk about it. All the stuff people try to get me to react to. I try to do, like, a and dicks. Oh, dude. You got to do this. Everything I get tagged in. Look, this thing looks like a hole. You got to talk about it. All the stuff people try to get me to react to. I try to do like a multitude of things. I love when, like anything where someone's getting hurt, love that shit. Especially like a kid falling off a bicycle or something. That's amazing.

Try to do like the, yeah, pimple popping or like toe, ingrown toe videos. Sorry, sorry. I actually, this is crazy. I had a thought the other day. I was like thinking about some people here and what they do and what they don't do. And sometimes I think people are so desperate to be versatile and like I'm not a one trick pony. And I'm like, you should just do like your one trick.

Yeah. And then that kind of spiraled into like make content out of the shit you genuinely like to watch. That's the thing. Yeah. And it's like pretty much at this point in my life, everything I do, I put on the internet. Like, my favorite sports team, I'm going to make a podcast about it. Yeah.

Because I'm going to be talking about them anyway, so might as well monetize it and blah, blah, blah. Yeah. And then the only thing that's left at night, I lay in bed and I just watch pimples. Yeah, you're like, and I was like, baby,

I just do what I love. Just start doing, do like a fucking, what's it called? TikTok green screen. Yeah. Or like, or duets I don't I just do what I love Just start doing Do like a fucking Do whatever What's it called TikTok green screen Yeah Or like

Or duets And just start doing that Throw them up on your story And just see how they take Fuck you I'm not doing it dude Can I be doing it please No

Now they do it extra Cause I've seen What there is I'm a fucking mute your ass bro There's a lot of like There's a lot of like Black Twitter Type personalities

Who will like Do a Pimimp popping video And be like Oh you got that motherfucker Oh yeah And that's funny I don't know how

It would be funny It would probably just be Be being like Yes You can be gross about it Be a little dommer Yeah You know what actually

Makes me want to like Put my fucking head Through a wall Is when you watch like 59 seconds of one And then there's no And there's no payoff And it's like

Oh What did you just do How the fuck did you do that Yeah I don't know Let's do man you watch like 59 seconds of one and then there's no like there's no payoff and it's like oh what did you just how the fuck did you do that yeah i don't know let's do man i want the fucking good i want the goods man out of all the shit we do and talk about it's crazy it's crazy i don't i i don't like me i don't know what to tell you i wish i was different next live show i'm just gonna put a huge pimple pop on the screen I'll fucking puke up you fine I don't give the people what they want you know they want they want to see the Hulk not Bruce Banner like a little for was it called like for DX experience like we'll have the pimple pop and I'll spray you some shit get some tears he

think on it didn't drink a bunch of milk before so yeah? Oh, yeah. I'm a big milk boy. Dude, he had a gallon of milk, three pints of ice cream, mozzarella sticks, and two slices of pizza the other day. It was more dairy than any one man's asshole. Where was this? It was his house. Just hanging out.

I'm not exaggerating. Last night, I had a pint of ice cream, and I went downstairs. I wanted to watch the Yankees lose with the Yankee fans. So I went down to the bar downstairs by myself. Love that move. And just got a plate of mozzarella sticks. Twelve mozzie sticks I took down.

I shit three times this morning. Yeah, holy shit. So his body can't even handle it. His body's like, don't do it. I'm like lactose intolerant. I'm like, ah! Like, dude, when I eat ice cream and I wake up next morning, I'm like, I'm lactose intolerant. And just keep on eating, man.

That's fucking awesome. I thought that. He's either like the tin man. He's just got a fucking metal barrel that he can just fill up with shit. Or you're just going through hell. And he's like, I'll take it. I'll take it. It's the price I pay.

Bro, you think I'm not going to eat a fucking Oreo ice cream on a stick? Yeah, come on. No, no,

I get that. I'm going to buy some twin steaks and I'm going to buy an Oreo on a stick. Unless your allergy, like, threatens your life, actually more so like your,

like your vanity, like if you like broke out and hived some shit, I'd be like, all right, I'm not doing that. But even if it was like, you're going to be extremely

like in pain for a while, I'd be like, well, yeah'm not doing that. But even if it was like you're gonna be extremely in pain for a while, I'd be like, well, yeah. I'll sleep most of it off, wake up, dump it out. Low testosterone can have all types of health effects on men. It can cause you to lose your muscle mass, it can affect your mood, it can affect your memory, it can affect your sex drive. Let's Get Checked is a

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voices it's just understanding your sense of humor and you're like how do i take a thing and put it through my sense of humor so i want to be able to take different pieces of content i find funny and put my comedy glaze over it yeah always still touching on like the sex stuff because i do find that stuff very funny it's very appealing and it performs well do you get a lot of hate of people though be like stop talking about sex see the wild thing is i think because i'm not this is never the intention of my content has never been to like uplift people not that i'm like trying to drill anyone down no but i get not here for that i get a crazy amount of because i'll like i'm just horny all the time like i'm just like it and i'm very my dick is a socialist i don't give a fuck if you're what you look like. Like, I'm fucking out here fucking.

Can I ask you out here fucking? I'm out here fucking because not if you're. We're going quantity, not quality. If you're a super hot rocket, it doesn't mean that your pussy game's on fire. It's like sometimes it's weak. And sometimes a chick who's like, hey, she looks like a Midwestern chick you meet at a bar. She's got a fucking the most amazing game. Yeah.

So I'm like equal opportunist with the dick so my content is this you can all get it you can all get it everyone get a piece so when my content is like very much like that i'll talk about some girl like i think this girl's super hot maybe she's not conventionally attractive i get a lot of girls in my comments that are like this made me feel very comfortable in my body. It's making me so nice. And I'm not mean.

I'm just a pervert. I'll just fuck you. I'm just a pervert, but it's making me feel good. I'm no hero. I'm no hero. I will fuck you. You said you get horny all the time, right? Yeah.

Now, let me ask you a question. We talk about sometimes They'll be like How many times do you jerk off in a day I'm like I don't know Four And it'll be like Because I got horny four times that day

Yeah So do you Like when you get horny Here's my question I guess Do people get horny And just continue their living their life Like do you get horny And you're like alright

I gotta go to a meeting though Sometimes I power through I go through phases I go through like like right now i'm trying to go into a porn cleanse again like i always try to quit again like i'll go for me porn is like quitting cigarettes or something like you know you know a person's always quitting cigarettes like yeah i'll be like i'm done porn and then i'll stop watching porn for like two three months if i'm on like a good kick and then i'll like go into a deep you'll go two three months off off off on my best on my best usually i'll make it like let's say three to six weeks i can usually do that that's a long ass time but then i'll be back

in for another three to six weeks like it goes in and out um but i yeah i i'm pretty good at mitigating it but i find i catch myself when i try to not like just ignore it. What ends up happening is I'll be like going through my Instagram requests, seeing if any girl messaged me, seeing if I got any nudes, like going back to like old hookups and like messaging them again. I just get lost in that direction. And I'm like, just jerk off and you can, just jerk off. Just jerk off. That's been the mantra of ours for a long time. You're not thinking straight. You're blurred. Just jerk off. Just jerk off. And then think about it. You get back to real life.

But to me, it's like if you have a running nose, you blow your nose, right? Right. You don't just sit there and let your nose run. You take care of things. You have bad breath. You brush your teeth. You're sweating. You put on deodorant. You get horny. You and let your nose run. You know, you take care of things. You have bad breath. You brush your teeth. You're sweating.

You put on deodorant. You get horny. You cum. Yeah, right. That's it. It's just something, you know, some people, you do that in public, and all of a sudden, you're a criminal. You're a felon.

I'm just trying to, you know, it's hygiene. But, yeah, I mean, I guess, see, we worked from home for so long. Like, I don't think you even – I guess we work here enough. We've worked here long enough. You ever jerk off here? Here, no. I've jerked off at the Milton office, but never any of the New York ones. It's very casual.

It was in the bathroom. Our Milton office, it was just three dudes who just fucking jerked off. Jerked off. Jerked off the bathroom just fucking jerked off. Jerked off. Jerked off. Jerked off the bathroom. I jerked off. That was even sometimes at the end of the day. I jerked off late at lunch. I got to hear Gaz on a call in the other room.

Do the good. Thin walls. Man, that's good shit. Yeah, bro. To clear your head in the middle of the day and you're like, I'm fucking ready. Yeah. Well, because what happens, we would post guess that ass, which is something we used to have head in the middle of the day and you're like I'm fucking ready yeah well cause what happens we would post guess that ass

was a thing we used to have back in the day where like every day around lunch time you posted someone in a bikini and then like the trick was

you guessed do you know Barstool like the history of Barstool a bit like I listened to Portnoy on fucking Charles podcast

and how he talked about like it was a gambling thing and then we brought in these girls there was a period of time where you wouldn't even need to explain what that ass is at that point. We got sued so much for that. Guess that ass got sued for?

Well, you find a paparazzi picture of a girl, crop out their face, put their ass out, and guess that ass. And after the jump on the blog, it was like, it is Jennifer Lopez. And when we were small, we didn't think about this, but we were just using photographer photos. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And then so when they hit us, they were like, you're being charged or whatever with illegal repurposing of a photo,

whatever the fuck it's called. And we have like 15,000 counts of that because we just went through that one. So now we have to pay all these Getty images and all that shit. But in the beginning it was like, you've posted tens of thousands of asses. So you fucked. But yeah, I mean, in the middle of the day you're trying to find the best. That was actually the funnest, pervious, like boys will be boys sort of thing. Because we had New York, Barstool, New York, Barstool, Boston, Barstool, Philly, D.C., and Chicago.

But in the beginning, it was like Philly, Chicago, Philly, Boston, New York was really like the three in the beginning. And it was like we'd all be browsing the internet looking for shit and you find an ass and you had to call dibs on it so you'd email and be like Marie Sharapova's mine and it was one time it was one time like we had the great like guess that ass debate it was like one dude sent it to the email

chain but didn't hit reply all so it didn't go to Dave so Dave posted that and he was like I called that and he was like but I wasn't on the chain. And we had like a Supreme Court ruling. You did call dibs, but if a man didn't hear you, it's a tree falls in the woods sort of thing. I don't even remember what the ruling was.

I don't either. I'm going to guess Dave won. I would imagine, yeah. But it was like probably 10 guys all taking it insanely serious. That's very funny. And I loved it. it was like the most passionate we had ever like gotten that is that is boys will be boys fucking dude shit big time man i don't even know i don't even what do girls do jackie here what calling what like what do

what's the equivalent i guess of like mean, guys are always talking about like celebrity gossip and reality TV, right? And music. And, you know, menstrual cycles. The big three. A lot of people watch reality TV shows. Yeah. That's it. I don't know.

I feel like guys will. I am big into reality TV, though. No, me too. I guess. You ever see Are You the One? Which one is that? That's the one you got 10 guys, 10 guys 10 girls all in the house yeah they all have a perfect match you don't know your perfect matches yes so you have to like date everyone this is the one i think my my uh sister-in-law produces this one oh really yeah that one is literally season four of that

show i think i think she also did um x on the beach which is like i haven't seen x on the beach check that out it's diabolical yeah it's like I mean the house is the horse is out of the bar on this one

but I think the early seasons it was like you're going to you know like Costa Rica and we're gonna match you and this and that and then they'd be like

episode two they'd be like and your ex is here and it was just like wait what and you just had to like you were fucking this new girl and like your ex

they literally they make it in a way so they like literally walk off the beach. They just come out of the water. And they're like, I'm here. And you're like, what the fuck? Dude, I love that. It's diabolical.

The trashier, the better. I want it to be so trashy. Are you the one who's like the real world? They're like, we're going to take the real world, but how do we force them to fuck? We really need you to fuck all the time. I didn't see that one, but I did watch the Love is Blind one where they can't see each other. They just talk through the wall.

And then my favorite is the Too Hot to Handle, I think. Too Hot to Handle is great. Fuckboy Island is fucking awesome. It's so good. I still gotta watch season two of that. You should go on that. No, no, no. I'm above that. Oh, no, no, no. I'm above that. Oh, no, no, no, no.

I would host that. I'm not going on that shit. I would just love you on there, though, being like, no, I'm a good guy. I'm a good guy. I want to jerk off to all of you. I'd fuck any of your pussies right now. I'll fuck the producer's dick pussy.

I'll fuck anyone. I'll fuck any pussy in there. I'm saying I'll have a bunch of dudes that can't jerk off. I got fucked, man. No, no, I'm above that. That was fucking funny. We don't have any voicemails

laying around, do we? Oh, voicemails. Where are the voicemails? Yeah, so we... What time is itails. We're the voicemails. Yeah, so we – what time is it? We got – yeah, let's see if we can dig some up. So the other half of the show is we have – for 10 years now, we've had our fans call in and leave voicemail questions.

Oh, sick. And now it's spun into video voicemails. Right on. But it's – for whatever reason, it was actually kind of interesting. It was almost like a psychological study. I said, here's a Google voice number. Everybody call it. My voice has the answering machine that just said, leave a question or a story, and I'll answer it on the show. And like 90% of them were all just preposterous hypotheticals.

Like who would win in a fight or would you rather this or that? Is this how ads on the internet got started? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So,

and so like I, but I never said like, call us up and leave us silly questions. Yeah. Hypothetical. It's just what happens. It's just a bunch of dudes just like went that direction. Just guys.

All unbeknownst to each other. Yeah. It was beautiful. I was like, and some of it's so wildly dumb, but I was like, I'm not above this. I'm not above any of this. Yeah, I don't know. I'll answer all this shit.

I fucking love a dumb question. Let's see what we got. We were doing one earlier. How many phone calls would it take? You got a booger in your nose. Oh. I got you, dog. Thank you.

Good? It's from the puking. Yeah. It's from the puking. The, um, how- Oh, this is a great question. Yeah, this is a good one. If someone wronged youuking. Yeah. It's from the puking. The, um... Oh, this is a great question. Yeah, this is a good one. If someone wronged you, right?

Yeah. You needed someone dead. Yeah. How many phone calls would it take? How many phone calls would it take if I needed someone dead? Yeah. I think... Like, you can make one, then they make one,

and blah, blah, blah, blah. Like, how many... If I... And it really went through, I think it could get done in three. Three? Three. Maybe two.

That's where I was too. Most people are really low. Yeah. I think I could, I personally could call one and then that guy would have to call somebody. That's what I think. I think I know a guy who knows a guy. It's crazy that we all know we're at one separation from a murderer. We all have a friend who's like

done some shit you're like you know he did maybe fucking he could have gone to prison but didn't and he's like yeah but he's my boy yeah and you're like yeah he's a good hang dude i know a guy i grew up with who kind of um oh not kind of definitely got like to catch a predator what yeah he got he got nailed uh i actually know a guy too when i went to school with you Well not kind of definitely got like to catch a predator You guys know predators yeah, and you know that's his time blame me for me, too I think I think his was a little bit Extenuating circumstances Oh yeah

Yeah Extenuating circumstances He really wanted to fuck a 12 year old Yeah I think it was like You know like 19 And like 16

Or something Like Something that's like not great You know You shouldn't be doing that But also not like You're a sex offender Yeah

I think he's dead Except by you know The letter of the law He's dead? No I think he's dead now. Except by, you know, the letter of the law. He's dead now. I think he's dead, yeah. Well, I mean, fuck it. Yeah, it's like, yeah. It's like, hey, man.

He's gone. Rest in peace, though. Shadow, you're going above and beyond to defend a dead predator. Guy's dead. He doesn't even matter anymore. I'm a fucking real one, man. I'm a good friend, man. I have a good friend.

I thought he listened to the show or something. No. He's dead. It doesn't matter what you've done Doesn't matter if you're dead He's got your back Great guy man Love it Alright what do we got here

Hey guys I just put my sad boy jacket on Just for this video I just wanted to ask really quick Because you know Oh the Phillies won That's why I'm calling Because I'm drunk

And I just wanted to say real fast, I am shit-faced and I just tried to have sex. I'm gay. And I tried to have sex with a dude and I couldn't because I couldn't come. So then he left. So then I tried, you know, I blamed it on him. That's why I couldn't come.

So I tried to have sex with another dude. I get, I know it's a lot easier for the homosexual crowd, but I tried to have sex with another dude. I get, I know it's a lot easier for the homosexual crowd, but I tried to have sex with another dude. Still couldn't come. So then I just realized that I'm the problem. And I just wanted to ask you guys, what was the first time that you realized

that you were the problem? I love this guy. This is one of my all-time favorite voicemails. This dude are fucking gangsta, man. Minus the Phillies shit. But the accent is just so trash. I love it. Just to clear up, he fucked these guys.

He couldn't come. He's definitely not getting hard. He said, I tried to have sex with them, but I couldn't come. But he would have still had sex with them. That means you just fucked a bunch. Yeah, you fucked a couple guys. You just didn't finish. You pumped a whole bunch.

And now, for me, I've been saying this for a little bit now. Everyone's in charge of their own comment. I like that. Ladies will be like, you didn't make me cum.

I'm like, that's in here. Okay? That comes from in the brain and in the heart. I say, if you give a girl, I think you have to give them a full, solid 60 seconds. A full 60 seconds?

I'll give you a full minute. What a gentleman. Hero, chivalry, not death solid 60 seconds. A full 60 seconds? I'll give you a full minute. What a gentleman. Hero, chivalry, not death. 60 seconds? I thought he was going to say 45 minutes. No, no, no. Here's what I'm saying. Think about this.

Think about a full, if you sit there for a minute, one, two, three, 60 of those, if you can't come, if you're, if you're. I'll come three times in 60 seconds. That's what I'm saying. How long would it take you to come if you're just by yourself? Yes, but I'm saying, when you're alone by yourself, you've got to vibrate. 60 seconds, you're in and out. How long does it take you to come? Tell me right now.

I was like, is he looking at her? You're wrong, you're wrong. Look me right now. I was like, is he looking at her? Is he looking at her? You're wrong. Two minutes to know. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong.

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You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. then that is, like, that's not her fault. But if it's like, if you can get hard and just lay there, stiff as a board, you got to hop up there and come yourself. Yeah. You got to get the job done yourself.

Because being an adult, you're in charge of your own company. It's, I think, like, there's obviously factors that come in if someone says a weird thing or does a weird thing. But if we're hitting it, like, standard, the coming, I think, is more of an internal factor than it is an external one. Yeah. When I'm ready to come. There's a bunch of guys who can't make a girl come.

But for me personally, it takes me a long time to come. I'm from a porn generation. How old are you guys? I'm 37. 37? 34. 34. So you guys are a little.

Yeah. It's like I was fucking LimeWire porn, all the shit. It's a weird. The first time that you're like, oh, wait a minute. I'm not coming. Yeah. It's like you fight your whole life to last as long as you can. And then pretty much as soon as you get there, it tips and goes the other direction.

You're like, fuck, I'm taking too long. She doesn't want to be here anymore. I'm starting to lose it. Like, fuck, will you just come? I'm just inundated with so much of that shit that I'm desensitized. So when I need to come, I'm not like, oh, I'm going to fucking do shit. I need her to do something. I'm like going through a folder in my fucking brain and like dusting off a fucking classic and bringing it out so I can fucking do. It's like how Blanca was made in Street Fighter.

Oh, yeah. I just have like that fucking going through my head all the time. What's that movie, Clockwork Orange, when they're fucking – Yeah, yeah. Seeing the craziest shit out there But I mean To me also I don't

I don't think of any of this I mean you said I think the question was phrased As like when did you realize You're the problem I think it should be like Hey I'm not coming

It's all good Let's go back to watch TV Oh dude It's the shame Or the like hiding it Or the faking it It should just be like Eh Not gonna happen Oh and I like hiding it or the faking it it should just be like not gonna happen or and I faked it you do like a fucking if you

have a condom on you like that oh and then you gotta fucking take it off a condom on forget it the real ones can come can fake it come without it I've told this story billion times but like one, like, one time, like, I pulled out, and I just fucking, with such bad luck, it was, like, a shore house kind of deal. Yeah. You know when you, like, don't even have matching sheets, and you just kind of have, like, sheets, like, thrown on a bed? Yeah, yeah. I happened to have, like, a blue sheet.

Yeah. At that point. And so, like, I pulled out. I was like, ah, whatever. And then she's, like, she, like, turned around, like, so fast. Like, where's the come? I was like oh fuck uh I don't know it must be in the sheet somewhere But they're blue so guess what supposed to be pretty easy to find a fucking load and blue sheet

She's got the sheets up. She's like I don't see it anywhere How about we just shut up and go to bed or no since didn't some we're here didn't somebody spit recently yeah you spit to try to make it look like come yeah yeah you think it was me oh yeah what time I spit. That's a fucking Houdini level fucking kid. But that's a move, man.

Look, there it is, right there. She's like, that's spit. I know what spit looks like. I just straight up go like, it's not happening. Because also I feel like if, because I don't think that happens with ladies as often. And if I end not cumming, I feel like I end end on the upper hand.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the mastermind domain over here. Let's go. By the way, sorry, pause real quick. That was the first time I've ever seen a gay kid with a Philly accent. It is a real mindfuck. That was. You're going to stab me? Or fuck me? What was like, you're going to stab me or fuck. Like what the hell?

I also, it's, uh, you know, I'm sure everybody does this, but the way, I mean, I'm thinking now,

like if you're a gay sports fan, when your team clinches or makes it to the series or whatever, and everybody goes outside and they're like knocking over poles and flipping cars and shit, they're also fucking? Yeah. Because I don't think the straights really are.

Oh, yeah. I mean, I'm sure there are people who fuck on like World Series night because they're like, you know, like a World Series baby or whatever. But I think for the most part, you go out with your boys

and you like break bottles and burn buildings down and shit. Yeah, yeah. Those guys are fucking. But those guys are fucking? Yeah. You know, like, that's a funny thing to be like,

Bryce Harper's so underrated now. Like, Schwarber is playing. He's performing. Ah! fucking yeah you know like that's a funny thing to be like price harper's so underrated that's what i would want to do yeah that sounds like a blast to me that is a fucking good question we need to get to the bottom yeah that guy we should do a call back on that yeah yeah oh so you was answered my voicemail i mean that guy is so trash i I love it. What do we got? Let's see. All right, fellas. So my roommate told me just the most outlandish line, so I got to tell you guys about it. So me and my roommate are just standing in the kitchen. The one roommate who says the line, he is notorious in our friend group for not jacking off ever never ever i actually asked him

and he said he can't even remember the last time he jacked off which is just astounding to me so i'm sitting there we somehow get on the topic and he comes up with this line and says, you know, I'm not going to kink shame about masturbating. And I go, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. You think masturbation is a kink? And he goes, yeah. And I go, why? And he goes, I don't understand it. I don't like it.

But I'm not going to kink shame. And I'm like, dude, this is absolutely astounding. So it made me think, what is the most brain popping, just absolutely crazy shit that someone has said to you about like kinks or just whatever that just blew your fucking mind and completely changed your entire day i mean all right fellas viva that's fucking out there that is to not know the last time you jerked off i think that guy needs to get his testosterone levels checked yeah that's like a medical issue yeah if you're jerking off so not enough because like if you're're jerking off so not enough because like if you're not jerking off that much and you're not fucking building a bomb or something and you're just see the thing is like that it's gotta go somewhere it's gotta go somewhere you're either gonna like rape kill murder or come or come yeah rape kill murder come it's like

that's dudes on a daily basis Where are we going? Choose your own adventure And one's a lot easier Than the other three That's how the fucking Crusades happen Yeah A bunch of guys

That couldn't come Yeah We can't do what? Might as well burn down Some villages I guess Yeah that is I mean I also I don't think I could like

Pinpoint it for you Because it's also like When was the last time You went to the bathroom It's like I don't know It happens a bunch of times All also, I don't think I could like pinpoint it for you because it's also like, when was the last time you went to the bathroom? It's like, I don't know. It happens a bunch of times all the time. Yeah. I couldn't pinpoint, but I know it's within the last, you know, 48. Yeah. You know?

48. 48 hours. Yeah, yeah. Drunk off before I go to sleep all the time. Maximum. Yeah. I mean, so it's like, yeah, that time. It's like, you know, my lungs are breathing.

My heart's pumping. I'm drinking off. It's just how it goes. I love it before I go to sleep because it's all like, I recognize that it's like a know my my lungs are breathing my heart's pumping i'm drinking off it's just how it goes i love it before i go to sleep because it's all like i recognize that it's like a dopamine release like i'm chasing like if i'm eating a sugary food or if i'm fucking doing drugs or jerking off it's all the same shit but i find every time i do that thing like i'll eat a chocolate bar i immediately like give me more dope yeah and when you jerk off before you go to sleep, you get it, and then it's like, no, it's not good. Put the beast to bed. Matt McCusker has not watched porn in, like, I think a couple months.

Really? He's on his own crusade. He calls it the junk or something like that. He's like, I'm off the junk still. I'm off the junk. He's one of these, like, he said it's made his life, like, infinitely better. Like, his sex life is better. His relationship with his wife is better.

He feels like he's, you know. I'm like, whatever. It all checks out. I just don't know if I would have that same. Every time I kick the bucket on fucking, on porn, every time I chuck it away, it is just like, I feel more energized. I feel more focused. I feel like, yeah. And then you just slip out.

I'm going to do it. It's so good. I'm going to do it. This is so good. I'm going to do it. Okay. Do it? I'm going to go off for two weeks. We'll see. We'll reevaluate. All right.

How often do you watch porn, you think, though? I will admit that I have. At least daily. I have fallen off on the daily, I think. Really? Yeah. No, I'm a daily viewer. I mean, there's the occasion

well i guess like i was home this weekend and i was like i was drinking a lot so like i i i think i think i think i probably haven't in three days probably since friday yeah i mean maybe since thursday so the hardest part about the adjustment of quitting the porn is jerking off mentally yeah going from like that's like the first you use photos you use nudes or just i try to just go like sometimes like if i'm getting sent a nude from some chick i'm not gonna fucking let it go yeah no old nudes though i don't try not to dig up i try not to dig up uh because that's like i feel like it's a little bit cheating but i also think it's a lot better than because when i'm watching porn i got like how many tabs oh yeah dude yeah dude it's wild it's like i got a chance the rapper's likes open

but his fucking question when you fucking when someone said something kink that blew your mind i don't know i don't know like a specific. I remember the first time a chick spit in my mouth, and it, like, really fucking was like, whoa. Hell yeah, bro. I was like, this is fucking sick. I was hooking up with this French-Canadian stripper. And have you guys ever been to French Canada? No.

Oh, it's the hottest chicks in all of Canada. I can imagine that. They're super hot. Where's French Canada? Quebec, it's right after Ontario. So it's like... But, like, is Montreal in French Canada? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, okay. So Montreal, like, if you guys ever go to Montreal, it's a Quebec it's right after Ontario so it's like but like he's Montreal in French yeah yeah yeah okay so Montreal like if you guys ever go to

Montreal it's a party everyone like the people love to party love to drink everyone's kind of loose like it's very good time but I was hooking up with this French Canadian stripper just talked me in French I speak a little French cuz I'm Canadian but not enough she kept saying crush it on my bush and I was like just kept fucking around like yeah that sounds like crush on my bush and then she eventually was like do it and I was like oh I'm fucking her. I was like, yeah. That sounds like crush on my bush. And then she eventually was like, do it. And I was like, oh, I'm sorry. I don't know what you're saying.

And she's like, spit in my mouth. I was like, oh, sick. And I spit in her mouth a couple times. And then she spit in my mouth from the bottom. From the bottom? From the bottom, dude? Wow. That's like a water fountain.

It was like that fucking, that scene in Doctor Strange when she touches his forehead. She hits you with like, it's like a, I don't want to say a movie because that's gross. But like a, yeah. A solid spit into your mouth. And it wasn't like a spray to the rest of your face? I think maybe hit the side a bit, but definitely a good chunk of it. The fact that it was, you know, it's not hitting you like in the forehead. No.

That kind of ruins the moment. She knew what she was doing. She's a pro, bro. I, I, I, I have received, but like once. Oh, I've received a lot. Yeah. But, but never from the bottom up. That's crazy.

Yeah. I'm much more the giver on that front. Bro. I was on that train. I've been on that train, like five girlfriends. Like I'm talking like 10 years ago. I was doing that shit. Bro, I've been on that train like five girlfriends. Like, I'm talking like ten years ago I was doing that shit.

See, I've been doing the... Colleen's like, I'm out of here. I'm done. That's enough. That's enough. She's literally going to HR right now.

He asked me how long it takes me to come and then talked about spitting in my mouth. I'm out. Now! The funniest thing, she's worked with us

for like two weeks. Oh, really? She's been around, but she's like part of our crew now like for maybe a couple weeks. Okay, wow. The other one, if we had Jackie here,

I would have been like, man, I really would have been in trouble. I almost sent her, so I was texting with Bobby Kelly the other day and he's like a pervert, you know? Oh, yeah. And when he came here, he was sitting in that chair talking about getting his ass eaten and he's like a pervert you know and when he came here he was sitting in that

chair talking about getting his ass eaten and he did this thing where he arched his back and he went like oh yeah you like it you like it so Bobby Kelly doing that yeah just forever like in you know burning your brain and I was texting with Bobby and I was texting with Jackie and I almost crossed them up and I almost sent to her something to the effect of like every time I think of you I picture you arching your back and saying eat my ass. And I would have said that to my female co-worker who's like

you know 23 years old. And then I was like the funniest part would have been my excuse would have been like no no no I was texting Bobby Kelly. This is getting worse by the second you pervert holy shit um that's close let's go do answer the internet yeah yeah let's do it all right let's rock so um uh telling people about tickets and pot you know everything oh yeah do all that shit now yeah um all right

yeah if anyone wants to fucking come catch me did i even say my name no we will we will take care of that when we're, you know, doing all the other stuff. Of course, I'm Chaterina. I've got live shows coming up. You can catch me at the FedEx guy. Yeah. Brought a dude in. He's fucking.

Yeah. Why not? We're short of guests. Sorry. I'm going to be live at the Gramercy Theater on November 10th. Tickets are selling really fast for that. I think it's almost sold out. You live here now, right?

Yeah, I'm living in New York now. And then I'm going to be in fucking, fuck, where else am I? I'm in Jacksonville, Florida for my first weekend ever, so that's exciting. So I've got four shows in Jacksonville, November 25th and 26th. I'm in West Palm Beach, Florida on the 27th. And then I'm going to be in Chicago, Illinois on December 9th and 10th. You can get all my tickets through Chaterina.com. There's also a link in my bio if you can't find Chaterina.com.

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