KFC Radio - Chris Hemsworth || This May Be The Last Episode of KFC Radio

Episode Date: June 15, 2023

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. It's Hemsworth Day. Happy Hemsworth Day to all those who celebrate. Today is the day we get the interview um as we record this though we're still in pursuit of the hemsworth footage release the hemsworth footage uh hopefully by the time you're listening maybe maybe we'll have gotten it but i am not confident no i'm not confident either so we hyped

up this you know this incident and when, well, we'll just explain it. So it was funny. This whole thing, we did a press junket, which we very rarely do. We've only done like two others where that's where you go to a hotel, and they set up a conference room, and they make it into a studio, and the press just cycles in. So you don't have to bounce around from building to building all across New York City. You just go to the actor. We don't ever do them but for Thor, one of the

core four Avengers, we did it. So we get there. You have to wait in a waiting room and then they bring you to this second waiting room and while we were waiting, they brought out two bottles of water

and I even said, I don't fucking want this. I asked. I was like, can I get a water? Okay. And I was very partial. I'm always drinking water.

I was like, can I? I actually said, do I have time to go get a water myself? Got it. And they said, I'll go get you a water

and took off with haste. Like a little jog. Do I have time to go get a water myself? Got it. And they said, I'll go get you a water. And took off with haste. Like a little jog. Right. Came running back with a little jog. They presented us two waters. You went, I don't fucking want this. And in my head, I was like, that's a very strong reaction to just get a given a water.

Because in my head, I was doing the debate about sparkling water versus tap water yeah i hate sparkling water i think it's crazy i think it's crazy to only have that on hand if you have it in addition to okay but the default of let me get you a water and i bring you a bottle of sparkling is weird which for some reason did not set off alarm bells in my head well so i so I almost went off into a fucking typical KFC overreaction where I was going to be like, I fucking hate sparkling water. And for whatever reason, I just didn't. And so I think you went in there thinking that bottle was regular. It was just we're at the Mandarin Oriental.

I was at the airport the other day. I saw a wall of waters. I didn't recognize any of the brands. We're in we're the we're the new age of water blue it's actually right up there yeah grab it the uh saratoga so saratoga springs you know it's a sparkling water this is this is the very water here this is the one yeah and uh the we we went into the studio into the apart uh hotel room and we went right into talking about how I'm nervous, how I was nervous. We were busting my balls. That was the thing.

Right away, he says, they don't even... So this is the other thing. When you do the press junket, and at the heart of this issue, they record. We didn't have Nick and Pavs and Jackie. Well, Jackie wouldn't have pressed record either but they didn't record the beginning which also was really funny because

remember what he said we walked in I said hi I'm Kevin he said hi I'm Chris and I said yeah I know and he goes yeah I know who you are yeah I said, yeah, I know. And he goes, yeah, I know who you are. And I said, yeah, I think I know who you are. And he goes, oh, yeah, like, so do I.

And I said, no, you don't. And he went, well, now I do. And I think in the very beginning was the you back at you, wasn't it? No, I think that was me. Oh, okay, that's in there. I think so. So you missed a semi-funny moment. Because I very quickly said,

no, you don't know me. And he was like, you're right, you're right. But that's not something you can say. I can absolutely with confidence say that Chris Hemsworth... I don't think you can say that anymore. I don't think you can say that to anybody alive. I don't think you can say you definitely don't know me.

Because you're like the face of barcelona sports instagram that might be true but i think he would have said like that yeah i mean like the guys who have known me when but but he but he like he could have he went yeah i know you and you would know you don't i went quickly he could have been yeah, I see him one minute all the time. It's true. You're always having me up, John. I guess it's possible. But the way he said it, and chances are probably not. And so he said, yeah, yeah. He goes, well, now I do.

Because we just got introduced. There's another moment where he says, back at you in the circumstances. This is very funny. But anyway, so we started off talking about how john was picking out his outfit for a week and we were all nervous about what to say and do and then the sparkling water erupts like bob fox during the cum challenge it went all over his pants. It was all over him in the face. It sprinkled on me. It was so...

I was so soaking wet. I was like, it looks like I just pissed myself. And his people were like, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God. We'll get you something to clean it up. And in my head, I was like, they'll go get a towel. I mean, they'll get like a paper towel. They'll go get like a napkin. They came back with a full bath towel.

Full, like, white bath towel. that's how much water was everywhere it was thick and fluffy they tried to hand it to me i was like i'm i'm good i got some sprints i'll give it to this guy looks like he pissed his pants and then like i was like i get you i get you to hamsworth and he was like he's like nah mate you're all good and and then his makeup people came over like we're just gonna touch some things up i was like i know what you're touching up. I just fucking sprayed water all over one of those famous people alive. Let's not play it cool. Let's acknowledge what I just did.

I just fucking, like, it was, when you juxtapose it with the fact that that morning, I was like, I'm so excited to meet my, I'm so nervous about meeting my biggest man crush. Like, if you think about it, it's obviously very cinematic or dramatic. And meeting someone you have – I just outright have a crush on Chris Ingram. It is what it is. And the – meeting someone who you have borderline romantic feelings for and dropping the bag that hard, that quickly is unimaginable. I mean, John, if I was truly unbelievable, I was like, we locked eyes and I didn't even look at Hemsworth.

It was like just us. And we had a whole conversation that was like just through our eyes where I was like, I literally cannot believe that just happened. And your eyes were like, I know, dude. What the fuck? It was, I mean, but very quickly, I'm like, this is actually the best thing ever because, A, it broke the ice. And even he recognized that. Yeah. That was great.

Yeah. He's like, you're going to love it. And he was like, that broke the ice. And I turned to this fucking guy who has a handheld camera, and I said, you got that, right? And he said, yes. And we are now being told that the footage is gone. And Netflix was there, but Hemsworth's people were there.

So Netflix was like, we weren't recording. I was like, okay, maybe that was true because we had just sat down. But that guy was recording, and we're trying to get in contact with their people, but they're saying they don't have it. And then we found out that they just didn't record the first few minutes. And it was like, we usually always have our own recording because we don't want people to cut things. We don't want people to have control of it. All of a sudden, they decide they want to release it. All of those reasons.

I would have assumed that people would have pressed record and would give us the footage. Unless they got a bunch of Jackies. I don't know what. It was great. In the start of it, like over there, it was just like there was two hosts talking to Chris Hemsworth. And then it was like being in a room at a party where there were two hosts talking to Chris Hemsworth. And then there were the production people

just having their own conversation. They were just talking to each other. And we kept looking over like, what is it? Can we like raise the boom mic a little bit? And I was like, oh, okay. Like, are we good? And they just didn't acknowledge me and kept talking amongst themselves.

And then in the middle of the conversation, a couple minutes later they were like let's let's do let's do run back on the on the on the tape or whatever you know and i was just like okay are we still going even hemsworth was like what is happening yeah those people in that room had zero respect for us i was about to say so little respect for us they had no respect for us. I was about to say so little respect for us. They had no respect for us. Like, if that was Andy Cohen, they wouldn't have done that. If that was somebody important, they would have

been like, I'm so sorry, can we just stop for a moment? We need to press rollback on the thing. They were just like, yeah, boost these idiots' mics. Hey, Ricky, what are you having for lunch today? No mayo! I said no mayo! It was crazy.

It was really blatant disrespect. It was unbelievable. But Hemsworth could not have been a more amazing guy. He was unbelievable. I said I wanted to meet my crush. I said I dropped the bag hard. If you were to switch that from a celebrity man to a girl I was meeting on my first date. You would have been like, oh, I bombed.

If I went and I was like, hey, nice to meet you. We were talking online on Tinder. Nice to meet you. I'm John. And I sat down and I fucking shit my pants. And I just had to sit there in my shit pants and be like, I guess we're going to still do this date right now. I mean, you were wet.

You had like a wet. It was sopping wet. It was like a puddle. It wasn't like a little sprinkle. It was like take a little cup, like take a full cup of water and pour it on your pants. That's what John had. It was great for me because, you know, I mean, it is.

Like everything else we've talked about on this podcast. When bad stuff happens, our immediate reaction is always like, well, the episode is going to be good. So when something bad happens and it's not to you, but you get to reap the benefits. This is perfect. But only if it's on fucking camera. So Hemsworth was great. We talk about his dick. What did you guys think we were gonna talk about?

Talk about Chris Hemsworth's penis. Uh, listen, we can run the headline, you know, uh, KFC Radio talks to Thor about his hammer. Yeah. That's, that's what we did. We talked about his penis, and extraction, and being super handsome. Extraction, by the way, like, I don't want this to get lost in anything. Extraction is so goddamn good. Extraction 2.

Extraction 2 is so goddamn good. I told this to Chris, to his face. They didn't have it up recording. We got a screener Friday afternoon. We interviewed Hemsworth Monday. I watched it Friday night. I watched it Saturday night. I watched it Sunday night. I watched it Saturday night. I watched it Sunday night. It is

fucking unreal. If you like my type of movies, this is... I really really liked Extraction 1. I probably saw it twice. I'm going to watch Extraction 2 by weekend's end. I might do it in the Fast and Furious stream. That's on Friday. That's tomorrow if you're listening to this.

I might take a break during the Fast and Furious stream Just watch Extraction 2 again You were very into it It's so good Is there a word for your movies? I mean they're action movies obviously I know but some people call them B movies Some people say it's so bad it's good

But they're not that In fact I was talking to Vibs about it He also likes Fast and Furious And I said Too Fast, Too Furious, specifically, borders So Bad It's Good. The rest of them are just good movies. Well, they're good action movies. Yeah, right. It's a good action movie.

It's not like an artist. The different standard for good is, you know, because obviously it's a bit silly and over the top. Because what you're trying to do is blow shit up and be tough and cool. As opposed to dramatic and tears and all that other shit in movies but like I just like

I like movies that get my adrenaline running maybe that what did you call it adrenaline movies bro I actually forgot yeah that's great it's an adrenaline movie dude

there's a 21 minute one shot in it when he was calling him Iwana Iwana I was like what does it mean oh and I finally got it

I thought he was saying Iwana I didn't know what it meant you know what, and I finally got it like the fourth time. I thought he was saying iguana. I didn't know what it meant. You know what was really great? It's like, we do another wanna, eh? Then you had a, why don't they just make the plane out of the black box moment? You're like, why don't you just do the whole movie in one shot? I cackled at that one. I was like, that's so dumb.

It's brilliant. Just do the whole thing in one shot. Your movie will be done in a day. You can make seven movies a week. Theoretically, you can make a movie. You said in semi-earnest, like, theoretically, you can make a movie in a day. You can knock it out in two hours. He was like, yeah, yeah.

I guess so. It's not – it's for real semi-earnest because I get that. I'm glad we're having this conversation. I understand that there's a lot more choreography and rehearsal that goes into a one-er. Theoretically, once that rehearsal is done, you've knocked the movie out in two hours. It is. Yeah. You got to remember all your lines in one shot you gotta you know film it all in one shot but i'm surprised there

hasn't been somebody out there i know i know 1919 1917 did it but like that was probably i mean i don't know was it was it truly no that one was not a one shot okay yeah yeah it was it felt that way but it was that was shot in a way that is it's not a one-shot. Okay. Yeah. It felt that way, but it wasn't. That was shot in a way that it's not a one-shot, but it was shot to feel that way. So, like, because you couldn't have in the fields and all that shit. But truly, it would have to be like a Paddy's Pub, like in a bar or something. Did Sam Hargrave direct that too? No. No, no, no, no.

Like, you'd have to be a specific type of movie. Yeah. But. Sonny has a great one in Charlie work. Yeah. Yeah. movie yeah but so always sonny has a great one in charlie work um yeah when he it's um when you remember the one where they got the uh they're running the scam the chicken for airline miles scam yes and like charlie's going back and forth oh yeah yeah yeah and he's slamming the chair yes yeah that's all one shot they also do that the episode of you know a day with frank is not all one shot but it's through frank's eyes, which I think is a little bit quirky.

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are getting into the live show. They've been doing it for a while. Yeah, they're doing Radio City in New York. They make me so happy and so sad all at once. I think that's the goal of Always Sunny in Philadelphia. I feel this proudness for them. But I'm like, I'm so happy you guys succeeded. It's like, they've been successful.

They've been incredibly successful, but there has been a tipping point with Sonny. I said this on Twitter, I think. There was a tipping point with Sonny maybe two years ago. I might have said this on the show, too. With Blackberry, Glenn Howerton, people are realizing he's a, I mean, he is a Juliard train. He is a,

he's a good, if you watch one episode of Always Sunny, the range of Dennis Reynolds, you can know, you knew in one episode that if you're watching the show, you know in one episode he can do everything.

He can do it all. Right, so Glenn is finally being recognized for his incredible talents with Blackberry. Charlie is Luigi. Charlie is...

Horrible Bosses. Horrible Bosses. But even more than that, he gets to do his weird thing, Fool's Paradise. Rob, obviously, has Wrexham, obviously has Mythic Quest. The three of them are finally

doing some of the cooler shit in Hollywood as a whole. In pop culture in like and it's been it's been over and now i would say they have which is awesome like also i i i aspirationally look at them and i like in our my own career where it's just like that's like it's what we always say it's not meteoric but like it's been here here here and then they're getting to do cool shit i'm always like all right 10 more years yeah that's the thing is like it we have you know a lot of the times we are comparing ourselves or at least i am to people who are like

50 something late 40s and it's like yeah they they have another decade under their belt of trying things and failing, but also successes and more money and more connections and more all that shit. I just think it's funny that they're doing something that we do. And I think we have one of the best podcasts in the world, so those guys are super talented, but I think if you ask someone, do you like KFC Radio or the Sunny Podcast, it's toe-to-toe far as like quality of podcasting, you know? But so it's like, I always joke whenever, whenever we have famous people like stay out of the podcasting world.

But I love, I love that. It's almost like, I mean, there's, it's, it's such a nice, it's, it's a cheat code. But it is such an awesome cheat code to have where it's like – it's such a glimpse behind the curtain of an episode and how – You can do that for literally every single – I'll never forget when I learned that the Serial Defense, one of my favorite episodes, is just based on something that happened to Dennis, to Glenn. Like that was so cool to me. Hearing that story and the birth of it where it was like, if you haven't heard this, that it happened

to Glenn. He was eating cereal on his way to work, got in a car accident, was furious that the interior of his car was ruined, but he was so mad about it that they were like, we can't even pitch this as a show. He's too angry. They had to wait a year to pitch it. It wasn't like, alright, we're doing this on the show. It was like, in a year. I think he took a vacation like when he came back from vacation they were

like by the way that was an episode of sunny that's amazing i love uh i i love them you know even just somehow being like if they ever wanted to if we ever sat down and had a beer we could talk about podcasting. You know, I could fanboy and ask them questions about their TV show, but we could have an honest conversation. I can be, Oh, well,

this is how we do it. This is how you do it. You know? Um, and, and, and you, sir,

could have an honest conversation with them about, uh, uh, a sketch show or a, a, a new, a new type of comedy show. It's, if you haven't watched Out of Order Episode 4,

you got to go do it because it's a new era. You're in your new era, John. This is the episode that took Out of Order to the next level. The two skits, the tattoo skit and more importantly, the Winston, what's it called windsor the windsor skit is are the type of things that people talk about when you watch your favorite skit shows the chapelle shows and the gillian keeves and eric andre and you have like the name for the skits you know they're like do you remember dave chapelle the racial draft do you remember

charlie murphy do you remember like you you know i mean draft? Do you remember Charlie Murphy? Do you remember, like, you know the name. I'm just being silent right now, but we all understand this is absurd. It's not, though. It's really not. I mean, I'm not going to say it's the Chappelle show, but it's the newest. You know, like, right now it's Tim Robinson and Gilly Cues, and you guys are, like, right fucking there with a skit that, when you find the Windsor skit is so good because it's real so

that means like whether or not you didn't like do research but you did like come across this thing and you knew for a long time you wanted to do it like you put like a pin in it like somehow some way i want to do this thing and you came back to it and you found the right guys and you did the right episode and you fucking nail it. So it's a real thing. Like it's rooted. If that was a made up premise, it wouldn't be that funny. It would be like this is like try hard and hacky.

But it's real. It becomes fucking hilarious. And the execution is unreal. And I think you guys felt it. I've heard you guys talking about this episode was different. And I really hope that it's reflecting that with the audience and the views and the success. Because the first, you know, it's been a success, the whole show. But, you know, almost like True Detective Season 1 when it's like I had my best ideas. Yeah, yeah, right.

You might have 10 really good skits, and you go through that, and now it's like, okay, that was three episodes. Now what? So on episode four when you really got to start coming up with stuff, to have those, oh, my God. And it looks so good. The technical execution is unbelievable. It is.

I'm trying to think. Sunday Conversation has been a major success this year. Shane and Gillian Keyes is up there. I'm trying to think of other big smash hit things on the internet right now. Out of Order is right up there, man. It's so fucking good. I don't know why it took so long to just realize you can act.

It is funny. Things just have to happen when they happen, though. Yeah, yeah. That's why I think longevity is so important because you need to be able to hang around long enough to let shit happen. If you're talented and super confident and super confident and secure maybe you can just be like we're doing this but most people it's like i gotta try this two steps forward one step back you know i had i got a blog first and then i'm gonna do some audio and then i'll try some video now i gotta do some scripted and that takes a long fucking time to get there so the fact that

we had enough success in everything else we do to allow you to now do the skit show, like, thank God it worked out this way because if you never made this jump, the world would never have this fucking skit. The world would never have this skit, which is really funny. I really think it's funny.

I hope everyone really likes it too. I love the reaction from some of the people here. We're gonna get to that don't you worry but the one of the funniest parts of it is i guess we're gonna give away the sketch like it's it's it's about the windsor hockey team in the early 1900s canadian hockey team kid and uh their name in earnest again i didn't make this up if you make it up it's like why the fuck would that be the name it's not it's not a made-up thing it's back to stranger than fiction it's there's the windsor swastikas and that was their fucking team name and we've talked about them before so i think i learned about them like three years ago and i was like that's the most

funny it might be five years ago it was definitely in the old office i remember like just stumbling upon the wikipedia and i was like this is hysterical and it's never left my brain since then i love those things it's never left my brain since then. I love those things. It's always been like. You hear that a lot. We wrote that script 10 years ago. Why didn't you do it?

I don't know. I was doing other shit, whatever. I was thinking about the swastikas for five years. It's like right here. If I frontal lobe, it's inhale, exhale. There was a hockey team in Canada called the Winter Swastikas. I was like, that's been my life for five years. And in order to. you need to do one of

those those pie charts you know the things you're thinking of yeah it's like eating sleeping fast and furious winds that's the whole pie and uh the um in order to do the sketch obviously like we had to hang swastikas around this this fucking office and laying out blankets and making – it actually ended up working perfectly because if you look at the team picture and if you Google the team, if you look at their team photos, they're not well-done uniforms. It wasn't fanatics making the uniforms back then. Yeah, it was like 1898. It was 1906 to 1921, I believe.

1906 to 1916. 1916 1916 okay and like and it is like they're like

summer thin summer wide so it ended up being like we couldn't get professional spots to get done it's not that would have been very funny

he went to like a local printer or whatever he's like do we need a shirt with some logos yeah what's the logo just here it is just tell me what it is just here it is we we we put it on some logos? What's the logo? Just here it is. Tell me what it is.

Just here it is. We put it on an angle so it's like, I don't notice it when it's like this. It looks like a square this way. Bro, I walked in Monday morning. First thing I see and hear, Pavs is ripping electrical tape. Putting it down. Putting it down. And I knew you guys were doing

some sort of skit but I it wasn't like top of mind so I was just like what the fuck is going on here

it was we had people blocking the door so you couldn't walk in when we had swastika shit hanging all over that room um they didn't say

it's a jar it was one of those things where like again it is I don't know what the response to the sketch will be i do not think there will be any issue with it whatsoever if you're upset by this you're a fucking puss it is it is very again it is real it's a real team they existed and it's not like the people in the show in the sketch are excited about it they're

very upset it's a very real reaction i'm sure a lot of them are like, wait, what? How the fuck can he use our logo? Swastika is the term for the shape, right? I guess so, yeah. Why would that be? That'd be like naming your team the triangles or whatever. What the fuck? Except nowadays. Now you're like, that's a violent image

over there yeah it makes more sense now we'll bring hell upon you you know the fuck was I going to say in this sketch I really don't I thought about it from all the angles

I thought I watched it from angles thinking how can you see this I really don't think it comes off as that. It's obviously a stark imagery, but when you just see it laying on the floor rather than the sketch, it was like, whoa. When you see it being created.

We are just in the room with a swastika right now, guys. You know what the best part was? Pavs had a little source material. He had a picture of it. You know how not racist I am? I don't know what lines look like. Over, down, over. Turn it. Over, down,

over. But yeah, so as I said, we I was like, when the final product was done, and I actually did watch this one. This is the first sketch of where I've watched. Because this is one you're probably going to get a lot of eyes on. And I saw it, and I was like, that's fine.

I'm very fine with that. That's actually not as bad as I thought it was going to be. I actually, part of me was like, should we reshoot it? Fucking ham it up a little? Get a couple more swastikas in here? Get some Jewish people. Really get nuts. But then, you know,

we're this corporate company now. And you got to send sensitive content to people. And we sent it to the business people. And the reply was, that's a big fucking yikes there luckily it got run up the chain of command and they were like no put it out but the fact that the initial response was that's a big fucking yikes it'd be first of all guarantees that we're not sending sensitive content to anybody ever again yeah like if that's your response then like we're not we'll ask for forgiveness

and not permission i don't i do not care if that if that if your gauge like then like – We'll ask for forgiveness and not permission. I do not care. If your gauge – I knew it was going to be a problem. That is the main problem with what we – I understand that when you get to the level we're at business-wise, you do need a little bit of checks and balances. You can't just throw every piece of content. I still think 99% you can just let rip. But we do, when you really go over an edge, you need to check like, hey, did we just sign like a $10 million deal with a company from Israel? We're doing a new seltzer with an Israeli company. You need to know those things. But the problem is when we contact lawyers about rights issues, sales about safety issues, all that shit, those people's jobs are to keep the company from getting in trouble or getting sued. Their job is to keep their job.

Their job is to keep their job, and they keep that by making sure nothing risky happens. So they're just going to go, no. Yeah. keep that by making sure nothing risky happens. So they're just going to go, no. And they're not thinking, how can I make Barstool content really good while still falling in the safe zone, which is what they should be doing, but that's hard. It's easy to just say, write a

different skit, write another blog, do another podcast, because we do a million of them. So it's better to just do it and ask for forgiveness than permission. And I do think down the road this will be a much larger issue. Totally. If we're trying to do what we're trying to do here. And the only time I –

That skit is literally harmless because it's real. There's no harm in it because there was definitely a hockey team that got fucked over in this situation. You didn't do anything. My only concern with the sketch was that people didn't realize it's real because it's funnier if it's real. I wasn't worried about offending. I didn't want to go over the top and give away the whole sketch right away. But the only thing I was like, this is real. This team is real.

It is really dumb if I just made up a team called the Windsor Swastikas yes it's a dumb bad joke right it's real yes and then it becomes fucking hilarious so in the beginning there's all those disclaimers this is based on a true story we reimagined it

but even that when you're watching such a dumb show you're like that could be that could be fake of the joke. So it's like, yeah, you really need to. I think I'm going to be you in a swastika uniform for Halloween. That fucking Photoshop is so funny. That's the best part of being everyone's doppelganger. People probably won't even know us in photos.

That guy looks just like fight absolutely we could put that out there and people like when they go research it now they're like and did you know also that the fucking right winger looked like um but that is i maybe maybe that'll be a discussion for a monday episode one day but like maybe we'll get one of these fucking if that's if that's like if that right there is and who knows this is coming out we're recording this before the episode came out canceled right now maybe maybe there's a huge uproar maybe things have gone really wrong but like so funny so funny maybe maybe this is the last episode of case radio ever but the listen we're in jail. But I will be genuinely shocked

if that's the response. I also won't know it so suck my dick, don't bother sending me a tweet. But the specific response was very funny because we sent a rough draft you guys sent over to

Blatman, who is like the head of production and two things one we didn't specify that it was real that's a real story so he's probably just watching a skit going these guys just decided to come up with this

that's weird two he's Jewish and he wrote back that's a big fucking yikes and I think that in and of itself could be a skit opening up going

what the fuck is this that's like when they did it with speaking of Sonny when they did it with Frank they wrote a whole show just to prank him. Yes. He's like, I didn't think they would do a whole sketch just as a joke to me that they weren't going to put out. That is, to me, my favorite subplot.

It's a big fucking yikes. I want that to be on a t-shirt with the name of the production company or something. Big fucking yikes. That is so good. But man, yeah, that is, that's,

that's one to put on the fridge, dude. That was really, really funny. I hope so. I hope everyone likes it. I, you're so good at the,

like the, the, the funniest part of those skits are the subtleties. Like when you go, when you were like, he's doing all that stuff. That's like how, that's like real acting. Cause it's like, you don doing all that stuff, huh? Because that's like how, that's like real acting

because it's like, you don't think to talk that way. That's how you would talk in that situation. It's kind of like some copyright or something, right? You can't do that. I would just never think

to deliver the line that way. So is that like one take for you? No, we did, that one we did two separate ways. That one, we did one where I was like more animated. But like within each one, it's one filming, you yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah let's do it quiet let's do it loud but it's not like a stop go stop go yeah that was yeah that's crazy that

was a one i will get yeah that's what i don't think people get though like that is impressive that's hard i think we you we've done've done – it's like Karate Kid. You've been doing shit all along that you might not realize is getting you into that ability to do that. Even just stupid stuff, reading an ad, doing simple Instagram takes, doing podcasts, doing videos, Snapchat show. It's just like, boom, like boom go okay we got it like i think everyone else is like well we got to do let's do this take let's do that take i think between the the the talent on camera and then producers who are behind the camera it's like yeah you could do it again and get it with this inflection or that inflection but it's like that was good i can

i can do what i need to do with the edit you got it like you got your point across next and you save about a hundred hours a day yeah you know these shoots it actually they are the shoots themselves are actually really quick yeah that's you know when we do other stuff with other like professional companies it's like it takes hours and hours compared to some shit like that like we do to get a 30 second commercial Right that was for A commercial It takes a day You guys do an Entire skit show

In the fraction Of the time Yeah that was Probably You know what's crazy You're not the edit But the filming Is probably

Real time You probably do Like 15 minutes Of filming And it's 15 minutes Of show It's pretty close to it It's crazy

And obviously there's Writing that goes into it and thinking and this and that but like yeah the filming is exceptional. It's like running clock. That's why I was like

I always tell Hefzer I'm in the business house. I had a discussion with we were in here talking business yesterday and I was like you know we're in show business.

This is Hollywood. We're in New York. It's not literally Hollywood and it's not movies and TV yet the way it is now but what we're doing is like it's show business, man and there is, like I said, the Sonny guys, they were over here and they're coming towards our lane for a reason.

And so as more and more people do that kind of stuff, and then, you know, when you do have some sort of crossover or you do something together with a group of guys like that, they might be like, holy shit, like, you could do that in, like, one take? Or this, you know, you guys don't edit anything? Or, like, you do this three times a week? Like, holy shit. Bro, speaking of all that, and I don't even like bringing attention to this i genuinely don't i don't i'd like to not go long on it that baby gronk video is disgusting i didn't see which

which oh the the guy what are we talking about with his dad okay i didn't i don't think i've actually seen the video in question oh my god dude it's it's i i haven't finished it it's it's very uncomfortable this is not the the rizzed up one no no no no i i'll pull it up it is it's it's like i i don't want to make don't click this i don't want to make any content out of this. This is fucking... See? Are you him is the real question. Yes. See? I'm punching man.

Say, man, what kind of question is that? You see my Instagram. Say that, man. Hey, baby grump. Are you him? What kind of question is that? Look at my Instagram. Would you take it to prom someday? Hey, don't say it again, bro. You gotta say it. Ugh, you can see the kid.

Yeah. She said yes Oh my god These guys doing the show must be Stay sharp and keep your skills up if you're actually not going to middle school and high school. Just work out. No. I'm going to get full body massages and baddies. Whoa! Go.

You want to ask your game, bro? Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, go. I saw that you're foregoing middle school and high school football. How are you going to keep preparing yourself to play college football in this whole process? I'm going to get a party with my baddies. Anything you want to say before we dip out, baby girl? I'm the number one fourth grade football player in the world. And is he ready to stand right there?

Yeah. Hey, baby girl, before I wrap up, bring the juice. Anything you want to say to bring the juice station today? I'm the number one fourth grade player in the world. There you go. Dude. It's like it's... That is sad. It's really sad. That is sad.

That kid, when he was going, like, he's taking his hat off, and he's like, okay, I'll say it. Like, it's like a kid, you know, it's like a kid being, fuck, I hate this. There are those times where we, like, you say on the internet, like, stuff, and you're like, I don't know, maybe behind the scenes, like, it's just a loving dad and a loving kid having a blast and like they're

having a good time like kid does not want to be there the kid does not want to be saying those i bet you that kid hates football yeah that kid wants to like ride his bike and fucking play video games and like if he does play football he wants to just like be normal yeah like because there is a world where like behind the camera the camera's's off. They're like, he's like, all right, dad, let's go play. Like they're like, that's how they play.

And like, it's whatever they're having fun. Like that kid does not want to be there. How did that get out? I don't know. Francis, the one who tweeted. Yeah.

I saw it. I saw it from his account. He blogged it. I don't know where he got that. The juice guys must've just said, fuck it. We're, yeah,

we're putting this out. Are they, they're not. Cause he's always wearing a bring the juice hat. I thought that's their podcast. Oh, I think that's their podcast. Oh, oh. I think that's their show. Okay, okay.

That's different then. I could be wrong. That must be somebody in their camp who hates this and wants to quit or whatever. And then once

this became a thing and Will talked about it, they were probably like, slide that in there. I mean, that guy has, I didn't know, I didn guy has – I didn't know. I didn't know. I didn't know it was like that.

I thought that was just like you're an annoying dad, not like a – and ultimately like you're exploiting. I didn't know it was true exploiting. Because anytime you post your kids, you're doing it a little bit for your Instagram, for your whatever. They don't get anything out of that. I mean, I guess in this case don't get anything out of that. I mean, I guess in this case, if he's happy doing that, he is. But that is true blue.

Holy shit, that is bad. And I'm sure, you know what the thing is too? That's one of those things, that's the bad that got so good, that got so famous, that it got exposed. But that happens with, there's thousands of dads doing that.'s thousands of parents in that like on smaller scales be on the beauty

circuit and like yeah there's like that one got so popular that it got exposed but that's happening so often yeah it's fucking awful and that kid is like that good or you know like i have no idea you know it's like who the fuck knows how good a portrait I see so many DMs like you check out this highlight and it's like put it on Barstool and it was like

you know a small kid like with a big hit yeah okay I don't know is that that crazy like that is you know what the worst part is

if that kid is talented you've made his path so much harder yeah cause like every team he plays for every team he plays for, every team he plays against, he's going to be like, I want to fuck Baby Gronk's shit up.

Yeah. So stupid. Put a target on your fucking five-year-old, ten-year-old, whatever age you are in fifth grade. I hope that they've made their money off of this somehow and I hope it is like locked in a trust for him and it was all worth it. I hope it's enough to make it all worth it because you've lost your childhood

and your dad's an asshole. And now, oh, it sucks because now also the kid is probably like, probably like hates his dad but doesn't like

love the internet hating him. She's probably like, I still love my dad, shut the fuck up. I'm going to defend my dad but I kind of hate my dad. Oh, breaks my heart.

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even though she's never asked for any and she's accusing me of thinking she's unattractive. Here's the thing of that. I don't think I think he thinks it. I think he thinks

because first of all you always think it. You don't always think they're ugly but you'd be like there's this blem don't you don't always think they're ugly but you'd be like ah there is this blemish there i mean like you i don't necessarily think it's true you don't think well okay i'll say that of every woman you've ever been with there's not like something like poof i would change out if oh yeah yeah yeah that's true that's true but like but i don't think you buying makeup is the only motivator to buy makeup. No, but I think it's...

This question is like every other question in the world. The first caveat you have to answer, the first disclaimer, the first set of circumstances you need to answer, how attractive are the people in question? That is literally, you need to declare that for every single debate that you'll ever have.

If that girl is hot, I don't even think she can think that you know if she's ugly you're gonna be it's gonna be in a dicey situation if i if i know that like um like when the kylie lip thing came out and i knew that was a big deal if i got that for a girl like because i was like oh this is the new hot shit on the street and like they have it available i don't think that that girl should then be like, oh, what do you think? My lips are trash. Okay.

I'm glad that's a good example because one of the things I was thinking was you don't know fucking shit about makeup. Yeah. It would have to be something like that. But that is a popular one that everyone's like, oh, I'm sure people want this. Right. But if you're just regularly walking into Sephora being like, all right, I need some rouge and some base. Also, I think it's,

it depends. Like if you buy like lipstick, I don't think that means much. If you buy like cover up or whatever, like, like some shit that's like change your whole fucking face. Uh, or,

you know, you buy some nail polish. Like these are things. I like, you just walk into Sephora, there's a picture of your girlfriend. Like, so like,

how can I help you? It's like, I didn't even fix this. Like thisphora's a picture of your girlfriend like something how can i help you it's like i didn't fix this like this how do i make this look more like uh i don't know her over there everyone else in here yeah how is that like that it is i i i can see both sides but i think more also uh every question you need to ask is how old are these people because that's probably a a 20-year-old girl being like, what do you think I'm ugly? If you're like an adult and as a girl your first reaction is like, you got that because you think I'm ugly. Not just like, you know, you tried to get me something nice. You probably got some deeper issues to tackle.

Jackie, what do you think? Well, this actually happened like my my dad got my mom like skincare like anti-wrinkle stuff and my mom was like so that that's a little different like that's what i mean that that's a good example of like what the thing is if if if uh if i have like acne problems and you get me like, you know, acne shit, it's like, oh,

so you really want me to get rid of these pimples. Yeah, you know what the problem is? Is if you get me the right makeup. The right thing, yeah. If you get me the accurate makeup. So then what I would say,

you need to do. So you noticed all this too? This whole time you've seen this? You gotta get a bunch of shit and put the anti- Yes. Yeah. Oh look,

I got you makeup and fingernail polish and nail polish and mascara and, and, and... And the acne medicine. Yeah. And the anti-wrinkler.

And here's a gift ticket for liposuction. Dude, that's what... There was one Christmas that probably, like, five, seven years ago that my mom wanted for Christmas. Like my dad.

My dad, he just gets, what do you want? I don't know. I'll get you your gifts. I'm kind of the same way. I don't really have a great knack for gift giving. I don't really. I actually try. I learned once.

You know why I'm bad at gift giving? Because I'll just get you what you want right now. Yeah. Right. I won't wait like I don't it doesn't need to be an occasion

like I think like I saw advice I'm bad at gift receiving because of that yeah because I'll just buy what I want for myself and it's like

oh I could have got you that it's like Christmas is six months away yeah I wanted the sneakers remember something they said and get it for them well they said they liked it

I just got it for them now right what is like right and then like the holiday will come around like you haven't said you want anything well i don't know i got like here's a card for like we'll go on vacation or something like i don't back in you know june you kept saying how much you wanted that necklace so i fucking got it yeah the um but there was a uh

a christmas few years ago where my mom genuinely wanted the vacuum a vacuum and an exercise bike. And my dad got it for her. Get skinny and clean. He's like, this is what you want. Fine. But if anyone asks, you wanted this. I got you to whatever. These are the two things you wanted.

A fucking vacuum cleaner and a goddamn exercise bike. I want to clean and I want to work out. Okay, lady. Sounds good. All right. Here's a classic one. cleaner and a goddamn exercise bike i want to clean and i want to work out okay lady sounds good all right here's a classic one a friend got a summer vacation rental house and asked us all to chip in when we come i've never chipped in but i do bring a 30 pack every time i go this is a big one if you do the summers if you rent summer houses because there is always a couple hangers on who show up and then and then somebody says something loud enough to be like,

Yeah, I mean, almost everybody chipped in. And then that person thinks they're taking the hint, and they bring toilet paper, and they bring beer. And it's like, okay, that's cool. But the rest of us paid like $1,500 to be here. So unless it's $1,500 worth of beer, get the fuck out. All that being said, when you get a house like that, there are levels to your friend group. There is the guy who organizes and gets the house. Guy or girl who does the legwork, calls up, meets the owners, lies to them, gets the house.

Then there are the people he turns to and says, you guys are in, and they pay for a full share of the house. Then there's the next tier of like, I'm dating this girl, I gotta travel a little bit, but I'm gonna come for two weekends, so here's a half share. And then there are the friends who are fucking cheap, or they're just social misfits or or they thought they were not going to be able to and then those plans got

canceled and they just show up and they party and you just have to like accept that yeah like there's just there's going to be two or three people who like fucking trojan horse their way into the house and just have a free summer. And you just gotta be like... It's like, I don't know, you have one friend who doesn't pay for his rounds at the bar and you just... He's funny most of the time. He's a good guy. With that comes...

With being the friend who people don't care if you pay or not, there comes a great responsibility. You gotta be a great dude. You gotta be fucking awesome because... I've said it before. We had once our very first summer in Newport where we had a buddy who was the life of the party. He's the fucking man. As I look back on this now, I do not regret it.

And even in that moment, we kind of have comments to each other here and there. There goes cheap Steve or whatever. But we didn't really care because we knew he's the man. He's a great hang. Yes. But it's so funny where he was like, I'll pay for groceries also. And we're like, fine. That's great. And he went home and he came back with just like a couple cold cuts and stuff.

But they took him from his parents' house. So they were opened. Oh, my God. Like there was an Elio. The one I vividly remember was, like, he brought back an Elio's. That was, like, there was, like, one Elio's left, the pizza. And then he had, like, a half-drank gallon of milk, and he had, like, three fruit roll-ups.

And we were like, what the? Because he didn't tell us he was going home. He just went, I'm going to grab some groceries. I'll be back. And he just went and raided his parents' house and came back. Stayed the whole summer. Again, no regrets, no nothing. It was awesome.

The half-drank milk is absolutely insane. It was so goddamn fucking funny. That is... Speaking of the milk, I posted it on my Instagram. I don't know what's going on right now with pants companies but i saw one ad for a pair of uh like jeans but not jeans where the guy reaches in his pants and he fucking pulls out a gallon of milk to show you know how stretchy they are and i get what the point of it is but that's not the most that's not the best selling you know that is I like your pants oh I can pull a gallon of milk out of

them that's not that's like a cutco knives you ever cutco's yeah what do they do cut through a penny yeah when I was a kid my cousin like sold cutco knives and he came to like our parents house to like pitch them and the same kind of deal where they're like my parents we're just gonna fucking buy it

like we don't have to do this whole rigmarole like yeah yeah we'll just buy your fucking knives dude yeah great knives by the way they last like forever

but uh he like he had out a penny and he had out a shoe Sonny did this as well yeah um but he had like uh he was like

then these the handles do this it's like just shut the fuck fucking we know what this is. What do knives cost? Those are pyramid scheme kind of things.

It's like, my nephew doesn't have a job. Will you just buy knives from him so that we can pay rent? It's the fucking Girl Scouts for adults. Yes. It's the Girl Scouts for failures. Can my son come over? I was going to say, you guys know who else sold kakonais

you sold kakou yeah i told you guys this multiple times i sold kakou i did the whole fucking thing they're really good fucking knives i'm vaguely i'm like it's ringing a bell now yeah yeah i mean that's like you go it goes uh it's one step below or maybe above, depending on how you look at it, pharmaceutical sales. You're just like the hot girl to get into the fucking room with the dentist. Dude, did you have any feminine jobs? You were a DoorDash delivery driver who sold cuckoos? It was all one summer. Did you make a lot of sales?

Yeah, it was the most money I've ever made. It's like if you were like, I'm a shoe salesman, I'm selling Nike. People want the Kakao ones. It's not a hard sell if you need nine. I lost so much money trying to buy the pineapple and everything for all the demonstrations and everything. That's fucking hilarious. I had to buy the pineapple and like everything for all the shop for all the like for the demonstrations and everything though so like that's fucking hilarious i had to do like

the full demonstrations and everything it was what was the pineapple one the pineapple one well because it has a flexible blade right and so oh my god so when you and so when you cut through the pineapple then you show it cutting through like a normal one cutting through the pineapple and it's so stiff and that's where the most injuries happen is because it doesn't have the flexible blade that can cut through a pineapple and big fruits like melons and stuff you still remember this the speech the script you know i was a fucking great they kept giving me i kept having to go to me i mean it was a pyramid scheme so they were trying to get me to go whatever but i was one of the top sellers and so then they would have me go to all

these like cucko sale and the guy was like And so then they would have me go to all these like, cutco sales. And the guy was like, you're going to become our biggest sales woman. All this. I kept graduating. I kept getting more. How old? I was like, probably like 17.

Yeah, dude. That was Harvey Weinstein. You're going to be our star, sweetheart. Tell a 17-year-old girl to give you your star knife sales. I was like 20. Yeah, that guy was for sure girl to give you your star knife sales I was like 20 Yeah that guy was For sure trying to fuck you The um

We can cut this but that's exactly what I was talking about For like the social clip Well unfortunately this camera's not on Oh but Nick just turned it on Jackie Jackie Why didn't you have it on Why wasn turned it on. Jackie. Jackie. Why didn't you have it on? Why wasn't it on?

This cam was broken. You had to switch to live. Okay, I didn't know that. Well. Well, that's what I was talking about. We'll get it next time. The fact that you are now looking. Can I say it?

You are now looking at the. Yeah, I know. Actually, where is the camera? Oh. Two. Two. You're now looking at the new owner or manager of KFC Radio. First of all, I can't see you.

You're the new manager of KFC Radio? What does that mean? Well, technically. All this is going in now. Yeah. What does that mean the fact that we were just like

come on Jackie what does that mean that you're our new manager uh I can't believe you took the time to announce this right after

fucking up again I'm just saying I'm running this shit to the fucking ground I understand when you say that do you mean that in a positive sense

or negative no no no I'm just saying like now that I'm manager not to the ground I mean but do we know me When you say that, do you mean that in a positive sense? That's not the right thing to use No, no, no, I'm just saying You're taking it to the moon, not to the ground I mean, but do we know me? She's like, no, I'm using it correctly I'm gonna fail Yeah, but

It is, I own this shit now What does this mean? What's your job? I don't know, but the org chart says That I run this shit now What does this mean? What's your job? I don't know, but the org chart says that I run this shit now. So I run this shit now. Did you decide this? All right, let me fix the cameras.

Let me start recording the podcast. Okay, again, this is what I mean. We're off to a hot start. I just turned the backup on, too, so we could get every single camera angle. Jackie, what the fuck? Sorry, sorry. I can't manage KFC Radio and all the cameras. My husband can't throw and catch the ball. So we did a whole production reorganization of our whole flow chart thing today.

And Jackie officially left. Us or the whole company? It's going to be the whole company, but it's starting. The production launched theirs first. But Jackie is the lead of KFC Radio and everybody that comes through there. I am now above and will run all like Barstool comedy stuff and things like that so I still have a hand but like she technically is in charge this motherfucker right here

this motherfucker right here honestly I believe you used to always say give it three more months and Jackie will be our boss you and Jackie's living our boss now Jackie's the boss now look at me look at? Jackie's the boss now. Look at me. Look at me.

I'm the captain now. Get the fuck out of here. We're doing a gold star system. The fact that you announced it after not recording and then saying I'm going to run it into the ground. And I said, I don't think that phrase means what you think of me. Then you said, yes, it does. I just happened to be sitting at my desk and I could hear her talking. And I went, the camera's on.

There's no way the camera's on. Is my mic on right now? Yes, your mic's on right now. Don't say that with your voice like that. It's a valid question. I'm the manager. Don't treat me like an asshole. So I've been the one training her and planning for her to be a manager.

I'll be having a performance with you. Oh, we're absolutely doing that. Did any microphone pick up your cucko? Yeah, well, my microphone was on. Your microphone was on. The mic was on. Yeah, so we'll have that. We'll just put a still shot

in the YouTube or something. You looking ugly. Do you want her sleeping? Yes, exactly. That's your punishment. That's your punishment. That's your punishment. You have to take a really ugly picture and that's going to be a still shot

on the YouTube. Whenever your camera's not on, that's what goes. The ugliest photo. I think that as a manager of Caves, that's not going to happen. Vito, I still manage your power. I still manage you,

so that's going in. That's a problem. That is fucking unbelievable. We both let out two genuine, like, oh, come on. And you're like, by the way, I'm the boss now. You are now looking at, I'll tell you what I'm looking at. The girl who fucked up again. That's what I'm looking at.

The manager of KC Radio. Tell me how to do that. Unreal. Oh, that to do that. Unreal. That's even better. It's your fault. She's in. She passes the buck. Yep, that's what you do. That is funny. Unreal.

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KFC, shout out Boston Live Show. Glad I'm not the only one to struggle with a clone of Willie. Short question. Big fan of Section 10. Huge fan of you guys. Last time Karabas was on, he was talking about shooting ropes at a door. Are we ever going to get a reunion?

Need to know. The Rocket. I haven't talked to The Rocket in a little while. Rocket and I exchange texts occasionally. It's basically just, he just texts me headshots. Headshots? Yeah.

Jared just texts me... Meaning like pictures of headshots? Or like people getting hit in the head? No, like an hour-long YouTube compilation of people getting shot in the head. If my phone didn't delete. Just boys being boys. If my text didn't delete every month, I wonder if he texted me on this month. Like that's what girls have to realize when they're like, who are you texting?

I don't know, my old co-worker And we're probably watching somebody Get beheaded That's great Yeah I'll show you Any conversations I have with Jared Are usually us barking like dogs I think that we'll be able to do some more

You know listen when you leave Barstool It's usually like best of luck. If you go to a competitor, Dave doesn't usually take too kindly to that. So we all know that there was kind of like it's not personal, but it's business. We work for one gambling book. You work for another. We can't exactly promote that fact. And then the double standard exists because Pat McAfee will come on one of his shows wearing a fucking cool shirt.

And there'll be a video in the background of a Mincy video and all this stuff. So I think there was a little bit of personal – it's not personal as business, but there was some weird personal aspect to it. I think as time heals all wounds, though, as time goes on, I think it'll be more and more. And I think as we do more of our own branch of Barstool, we'll be able to do more. As long as Jackie lets us. Jackie approves.

Jackie approves the rocket. Maybe we'll have him on. Next up. Oh, by the way, speaking of live shows, July 13th, Whitehead, White Eagle Hall, in Jersey City. Go get your tickets. We'll do our thing.

Our show is fucking great these days, especially. Yeah, it's a nice one. It's great. We won't have to over pitch it. Come see us. It's very fun. Good morning, Kevin, the fights, and the kids. Just walking my dog this early morning. I know since Jackie chalks up questions for herself for these video voicemails, I thought I'd do one for Kevin.

My wife and I are thinking about having kids soon. Next. There are obviously some things with having kids that you just don't want to do. So we've conjured up one lie that we're going to tell them at least when they're kids. And that's going to be that people die on roller coasters and amusement park rides all the time because my wife and I simply just do not like them. So it begs the question of if you could get away with just one lie. That's so good.

That your kids had to believe until they're at least 18 years old, what lie would you tell them? That's such a good one. Tell your kids that roller coasters kill people. All those people are going to die right now. This guy DMed me and asked me that question. I'm like, that's so good. Can you call in? Not on the same line.

Not along the lines of for for my personal like benefit. Well, I guess this was more just for fun. I told my kids when they were like two that if you want to eat a marshmallow, you have to catch it first. And I throw the marshmallows until they catch one. And this is when they were like two.

They were like little babies. They didn't have time. They didn't even want to eat the marshmallow. They were just catching them and playing with them. Shay is now seven. And she'll be like, Dad, can I have some marshmallows? And I'm like, yeah, sure, baby.

And she'll go in and get the bag and bring it over to me. And she stands there. And it's just like from here to there. Sometimes she drops it. We do another one. She catches it. Yes.

And she eats it. It's amazing. I love that. It's really fun. That's fucking great. It's really fun. I just do stupid shit like that all the time. I'm the ultimate dad joke where they'll be like, are we going to – are we driving there?

And I'm like, no, no, no. You got to walk. You're walking. I'm going to put you on the roof and you have to walk. And they'm like, no, no, no, you got to walk. You're walking. I'm going to put you on the roof and you have to walk. And they're like, what? Why? Every time. So I'm like, yeah, you can't eat marshmallows unless you catch them.

That's really funny. I like that a lot. I'm wondering when they're going to stop. She's way too old to think that you need to catch marshmallows first to eat them. She's going to be like a cookout or a fire pit. a fire pit that's what i get worried about you guys just put on your sticks but you like you gotta catch it first your dad is gonna be so mad that's what i get worried about these quirky things it's like oh you you you don't throw your marshmallows first but um i think a good one – you know, it's like you do this with dogs too.

We're like, I'm just never going to give them treats. I'm not going to give them dog treats so that we're never going to go down that road. It's like for my kids, I just won't introduce junk food to them. And it's like, yes. I'm not going to give them a pacifier. No, I'm just not. I won't give my kid a pacifier and then we'll never have to deal with it. Okay, the first time that they're screaming, crying for six straight hours, you're going to find something and you're going to plug that fucking hole up.

I don't care if it's an actual pacifier or something acting as one. You're going to do it. So some of these things you plan on and you got to crack. Along with the marshmallow, my sister told me when I was, I don't know, seven or something, that you have to eat, with gum, you have to eat the wrapper too. So for two weeks, I went eating the wrapper until my parents were like, Allison, that's fucked up. And then to this day, you don't think it's just like... Like the foil?

Like a stick of gum? Like the paper ones. Paper, okay, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I was eating just with the paper paper yeah yeah yeah so I was eating like just with the paper on until like my parents were like

what like why are you doing that and I was like well Allison said I don't know but then I just did like first name last name

but but what was I gonna say oh like it was one of those things where for some reason like you know when like at a young age

things just stick with you and so now I'm I have to like fight the urge to eat a wrapper like every time a wrapper every time i eat paper all the time dude that's that's funny my uh we used to tell my cousin i was actually too close in age so my older cousins told my one cousin who was like a year younger than me um i'm shooting with an invisible bullet and you're gonna to die in two days.

And he would run to his dad every time. And he's like, they shot me. It's in me. I don't think I've heard that one. But I'm trying to think of what a good lie would be. Getting out of the roller coasters is good. See, because I don't have kids. I mean, Santa Claus is all one giant lie.

It would be good or Santa's giant lie that's a great one the stuff that sucks sounds fun to me you want to ride a rollercoaster with your kids right now I'd ride a rollercoaster but if I saw it I'd be like I don't want to go on a fucking rollercoaster but they're like I don't like rollercoasters so you gotta tailor it to things you don't

want to do I'd be Hitler dude they'd fucking burn books every night like you just gave you a book again no way i i personally love bath time i always loved it like they're they're old enough now they kind of do it themselves but like i like to hang out in the bath and like not in the bath but like play games with them and all that shit but if you wanted to if you sometimes it's like we gotta get the fuck out you know we gotta go so i think you could come up with a lie there like there's

not enough water there's only there's only yeah the water runs out and you won't be able to drink we'll have no water to drink you have to get out now that's that's probably an easy one you could you could uh that's good I could see that one. Any of the chores. I don't know. I would live like an adult. Yeah. I feel like I'd...

Here's a rule. Fucking wipe your own ass and feed yourself. How about that? The way Michael Scott did, where he had the day the kids came to the office, and he's like, kids are easy, man. Just let them do what they want. They're adults, for God's sakes. did where he's like he had like uh the day the kids came to the office yeah and he's like he's like kids are easy man they're just let them do what they want they're adults for god's sakes

it would be like the the the rule i would instill in kids is we are animals when animals are born they're on their own yeah go do your shit yeah like i'm not gonna bother you not not that you know not that i'm not not saying it in a non-loving way, but whatever you want to do, fucking do it. I don't care. It's funny you say that. I'm just not going to join you. I think our parents were pretty hands-off

in comparison to this generation. Very much so. My mom was actually just telling a story the other day where she would get calls from other parents about us. Yeah. I don't even know you were there or something. She'd be like, why are you calling me? Yeah.

She'd get calls. We ride bikes in this neighborhood. Crazy. And she'd be like, yeah, Jim would call me. Be like, John's here riding his bike without a helmet. And she'd be like, oh, I didn't know where he was. Thank you. Dude, like that?

And they thought they were snitching on me. They were intending to snitch on me. And I was like, oh, I didn't even know where he was. Perfect. She didn't even graph that here. Also, stop being such a pussy. I'm not going to wear a helmet. She thought he was calling to let him know where I am.

Oh, cool. Great. Thanks. No, Polly, you idiot. I cannot imagine right now being like... Maybe you were like a little bit older so maybe this will change i'll let you know like say can just like go play in the neighborhood but if i just didn't know where my kids were right now i can't even it's just like not even fathomable like i was probably i would guess by i started getting left home alone when I was four. Dude, we're so young.

Bro, I remember. Four is so. No, you didn't. No, you didn't. My mom started testing. She started testing when I was four. She would walk to the store. What do you mean started testing?

She'd be like, I'm leaving. Oh, oh. I will be back soon. But just so you know, I'm gone. And dude, I would say. You came briefly to my the my parents old house um but we had two sets of staircases there and one what had like the front door to the street and then there was i'm sorry and then there was one like in the back of the house that was like to the bedrooms and i i remember like the first time i don't know it was the very first time i remember the first time i remember and she left and she went down to dv markdown like probably it's probably a mile each

way so two miles she was walking so two mile walk into a store let's say she's probably gone 40 minutes yeah and i remember sitting on the stairs looking at the door and just waiting and just watching for the door not to turn i was like i just sat there the whole time and i just waited for the door not to turn and i got okay baby gronk this is some fucking dark it was it was i was waiting for it to turn but i wasn't waiting for my mom to come home oh you thought like someone else i was waiting for someone else to turn the door like like i don't know if i was protecting the house, but I was just sitting there waiting for someone to come in and take me. How long would she go for?

It was about a mile walk each way. That's like 40 minutes. Yeah. Did you guys do that? No. Look of disgust. Four is young, bro bro that's crazy i i teach you to be on your own though i'm pretty sure it was four because i think she took my little sister my sister was two because she would go with a stroller and i would go i would just wait that is ridiculous if i didn't

know where my kids were for 40 minutes i would if i didn't know where my kids were for 40 minutes, I would – if I didn't know where my kids were for four minutes, I'd call the cops. Like if I just like – Well, she knew I was home. Dude, one time where – one time Shay – like Shay was in a closet when she was like a baby. And I was in a panic. I was like, I lost the kid. I lost the baby. And that was just like 10 seconds.

I was like almost dead. Forty minutes where you don't know where your four-year-old – or I guess not you know where he is. You left him. That's a little different. Now, Tim Dillon has a book coming out about – it's just tales of his boomer parents and how they like just lived for them. Yeah. You go do you. And I don't think my parents were like irresponsible.

But they – you look back on it and it was just like, yeah, that was the way it was. And now it's like I will – I drop you – I take you from door to door. I drop you off to another – maybe to another parent who watches you every time and I pick you up. Then we come home. We're in the same exact room like the whole time until I put you to bed. At the middle of the night, you're scared. You come crawl into my bed. We wake up together and we do it all over again.

It is nuts that and and hitting like like even just a you know you're being bad let me just like whack you on the ass i could never do that if i if i whacked shay and she started crying i would like it would break me mentally it's i can't even imagine, let alone actually a belt and being really bad. I can't even believe that. But leaving alone a four is nuts. It's funny. You're talking about how parents, boomer parents in this age and that age. And we're kind of getting to the level that we're the older people here.

And we were talking about this off camera a little bit the other day. We're dealing with that with people deciding whether they're going or staying and i've had younger people be like like what should i do and i'm like i don't give a fuck what you do to go go do whatever the fuck you want to do go fuck yourself you want to go to chicago fuck you live in chicago i don't fucking care what you do like i think i I guess, that would come from my parents. The parenting I got. The parenting I gave was like, I need advice.

What should I do? What the fuck you want? What are you bothering me for? So true. Man, I'm not going to get over a four, though. That's crazy. Four is so young. All right, final voicemail.

What is up, KC Radio? What up, Gillis? I got a little video voicemail for you guys. I was thinking about this last night about cancel culture, and how that always came out after Barstool, and I feel like people are always trying to cancel people at Barstool, and I realized that John Henry Feidelberg might be the only person at Barstool that cannot be canceled.

Like, legitimately, John Henry is a black folk hero. So, like, all you got to do is thank him. I'm pretty sure you're uncancelable if you can, like, claim that you are named after a black folk hero. Jimmy Dean, who made Sausage, the Jimmy Dean Sausage guy, wrote a song called Big Bad John about John Henry, the folk hero. So, yeah, you might be safe from getting canceled, my friend. We'll see.

I don't know if I understand the reasoning. No. Because I definitely wasn't named after John Henry. It is named after, but it's't named after John Henry. They're two super common names. But it's not named after him. But it's a hell of a time to play his voicemail. Because, again, things could be going awry as you listen. That feels like a bad omen.

It feels like a bad omen. The past is so cringed. That's going to be great. Could you imagine if you got canceled and there's that clip of me being like you guys are going to the next level this is gonna do wonder there's every every possibility like everyone hates it but there's there's everybody i don't even mean like not even offensive there's like that's not fine that sucks no no um that is actually less less possible than the offensive thing. Because it's fucking funny.

The fucking It's like the whole dictatorship is fucking crazy. This is not good. It's not good. Yeah, that is again

a hell of a time for that voicemail um we will find out we will find out if i get to make content for the next 20 years about how people got mad about a joke yeah yeah it's almost a good thing you'd be you would just go like i'm sorry and then it'd be over so it doesn't matter there was something wrong, you know? I will either be fired, I guess. No. Or, like, I've always actually said that, like, if people – I actually will. Now that I say the thing about I'll cave. I already caved on myself in two seconds.

Where I was going to be like, no, I'll, like, defend a joke. Or, like, I don't know. Like, if you're offended, sorry. Like, I am – That is actually kind of an interesting thing. Like, if people are offended by a joke, or by by anything it's not even a joke i am sorry that this hurt you yeah i got i'm genuinely sorry you feel that way is what it really what it is i didn't i'm sorry for doing it i'm sorry this is the intention of it isn't to like hurt you and

i'm sorry that this caused you hurt. In a perfect world, yeah. It would not offend. No, there is no hurt. I'm sorry that our sense of humor is not aligned. I'm not like, yeah, they're angry about it. Some people are, though. That's where it gets disingenuous. It's like, you're trying to do this. You're trying to stir the pot.

It's like, I'm sorry that you are hurt by this and don't recognize my intentions behind it. That's too long of a mouthful, so I just say, i'm sorry that you are hurt by this and don't recognize my intentions behind it yeah that's too long of a mouthful so i just say i'm sorry you assholes it is the the uh i i realized that the other day like i and something i've i've kind of uh i've learned slowly with like the I hate kind of creation and all that shit but like so much now is just based on creating content around something someone else said

and I'm just like but not even people saying oh people got mad when I said that who cares do the next joke do your next joke I don't really care what their response to it was. I want the comedian's joke.

Gator to me. Yeah. And I think it's a very – it's a – I watched some stand-up comedy the other night. I watched a new special and I watched – I went to a live show and both comedians did like – had full bits on like what people said about their old jokes. And it's like don't – I don't fucking care do the new jokes I care about what you the world class comedian has to say not what the

dummies replying to you say using someone else to create content I think is just like it's a lazy who cares what the comments section say who cares like you're funny I like you. Do your fucking thing.

And I know everything's so fucking cyclical. Now that's what I'm doing is I'm doing content on their content. It's like, I don't know. But I would prefer to just, I don't know. I hope people like it, and I hope that's the end of it. Amen, bro. Let's get into it with Chris Hemsworth. Whatever audio and video we do have of the video of the interview

from extraction to the best looking guy on the planet earth also Chris Hemsworth and Feidelberg let's do it this type of movie is like right up I mean I love it too but this is his type of movie we talked about extraction one for

you know weeks and this what three four times but this is his type of movie. We talked about Extraction 1 for weeks, and this... I just used it, what, three, four times? I watched it three times this week. Three times. Didn't know what. Really? I swear to God.

I got the screener Friday morning. I watched it Friday night. I watched it Saturday night. I watched it last night. I watched it last night in a sauna, too, because I was like, I've got to get slim. But it is... Oh, thank you.

That's so cool. It's unreal. Extraction 1 was dope. Yeah. It was really great. This is... I want you to. It's unreal. Extraction 1 was dope. Yeah. It was really great. This is, I want you to make me a promise. Extraction 3,

we're back here. I'm shaking up a water bottle. 100%. Okay. I have a feeling we're going to be talking about like Extraction 12. I feel like this series

has legs, man. It's so good. I mean, there are like, we'll talk about the live shot in a second, but there are like

five deaths in this that are the best movie deaths I've ever seen in my life. That is amazing. Thank you. It is. I don't want to give them away, but let's just say the leg press machine. I got off the couch. You know, the sequence in the gym, that whole fight sequence was a few people been asking, like, Sam, how did you come up with that?

And Sam said that was actually the stunt department fight choreographers based on YouTube files of people going in no way let's just kill it there's some reality behind the fact that there's some reality behind extraction to is is you know I'm set in the century now that you say that, the cable machine one. I was like, oh, I've seen that video before. I saw it with a flying bag. I've seen the treadmill one in particular. Treadmill, dude.

Yeah. Yeah. Oh, no. Did you feel like, is it hard to top Extraction 1? When you do a movie that's so big to begin with, you've got to do it. Yeah, for sure. And look, in the first film, you know,

Sam talked about doing the one hour 11 minutes and I said yeah sounds like fun by the end of that I said box checked we're never doing it again one is suck

just because they're exhausting the risk is so much higher but the reward is so much better you get this in camera truth and integrity

and authenticity you don't get otherwise and then we came back how do we up what we did? We kind of left it all on the table in the last one. And Sam said, well, let's double the winner for a starter.

So we have a 22-minute winner in this. We had me on the top of the moving train going 50 miles an hour, helicopters landing on trains, helicopters flying backwards in front of me 20 feet away. That was all fucking real. All real. No way. 95% of what you see all happened within camera.

I think on my third viewing, I was like, that's got to be great screen. Yeah, it's wild. That is nuts. Dude, I came up with a little business plan here. Why don't you just do a full one shot? Because it's great. Think about it. This is brilliant.

No one's ever done it before. 1918 doesn't exist. Well, but yeah, with a dramatic, I mean, that has beautiful action, but like a different type of film. To do a one-er, as in with this level of action, you'd have to about, my brothers would have to step in at some point. Well, will you be done in two hours, you'd be done in two hours. We'd be done in two hours.

One day. One day. What are you talking about? One day, dude. We've kind of cursed ourselves because we've said that jokingly, well, the whole film was a wonder and now you've brought it up. We've planted the seed, so maybe. Actually, have you seen the movie, not the movie, show Old Man,

The Old Man on FX with Jeff Bridges. And there's a fight scene in that because a lot of choreography is so beautifully done and fighting a lot. But those almost, they feel more real because you're gassed. You're noticeably gassed where this is perfect where it's got the choreography and the artistry of it. But it's also like these people are literally fighting for their lives because it's been running for 20 minutes. Yeah. And that's the thing, if we had a shot in California and sunny, green screen and so on, you're adding fake sweat and you're adding all this and you're doing pushups and squats before the take just to have your breath be up. Whereas this was like, those last few punches in most sequences, I'm like, someone call cut.

And you're swinging for the fences and like, hitting each other. So it's, yeah, a little different. We noticed, so in the beginning when you're kind of, you come out of the coma, right, and you're like getting back into shape, it was almost, was it a body double situation to have someone look smaller than you? Yeah, we had a lot of VFX kind of trim me down.

So that was you that just trimmed up. Yeah, me, me drunk. I didn't know if they just said, get a scrawny guy in here to play. When you were walking up the stairs, I was like, bro, make some of this. Squat. There's no leg day in his workout.

It's all up the body. And I'd also come off the back of Thor Love and Thunder like a month or two after from shooting this. I used to play here. I've been replaced now. But so it came into this a lot heavier as well than it would have been. So those shots, there was a lot of shrinking down.

Just a little thinner. No calf definition? Oh, come on! I'm doing a neck. Dude, Thor real quick. You know what I learned? I watched it limitless. I learned you wear a wig in Thor.

And it makes no sense. Some of the film. The second one I didn't. First one, yeah. Second one. Yeah, I did most of them, yeah. I've seen you in other movies. I know you have short hair.

And I was like, I think he's wearing a wig. It's a good wig. Limitless, by the way. The wig in the first film, if you have a look, in the first film is a different hair wig artist than, no offense, it was very different style. The hair changes dramatically from the first film to the second one. Limitless, I can't tell whether it's going to save my life or ruin my life. Because, you know, if you're waking up with anxiety and stress and all that, and you're fucking you,

I'm like, maybe that's a good thing for me. Because it's like, well, then nobody, everybody's got stress and anxiety, right? If this guy's going through it too, or part of me is like, well, then there's no hope for any of us. So I can't decide yet. But that was cool. I mean, it's a very cool series.

Different from anything else I've really seen in Hollywood. Very honest, but you're still seeing, doing wild shit, and it's all very cool. But I was like, really? Him too? I mean, I remember hearing that, you know, I've been getting on a set and feeling nervous and someone's going to, you know, I'm going to get fired here. I suck in this scene or whatever. And then hearing, like talking to Cate Blanchett and Anthony Hopkins, feeling that, like still feel like someone's going to tap them on the shoulder and say, nah, you're no good. We found you out.

Get out. So I think that was part of the reason for doing the show was having it be accessible and have the sort of understanding universally that we're all going through the same shit and going through the same things and the same challenges. Do you find that, I mean, you know, you are wildly successful and, in my opinion, probably the best looking person on the planet Earth? So, uh. DAN GALPINIACOVICH, JR.: Come on. Back at you. DAN GALPINIACOVICH, JR.: That was so slow.

You wouldn't even think that you would. I said back at you. Back at you. DAN GALPINIACOVICH, JR.: It's emotionally kind of. DAN GALPINIACOVICH, JR.: It's true. We'll cut that. We'll cut that. DAN GALPINIACOVICH, JR.: Love you too.

DAN GALPINIACOVICH, JR.: You touched my leg. You went to the leg touch again. That was good. Good. Hey. Oh my god. DAN GALPINIACOVICH, JR.: If you didn't kiss my leg. He went to the leg touch again. Oh my God. Kiss yourself. I'd probably get a leg touch. That's why I wear a dark suit.

Smart man. It happens all the time. Do you ever feel though like people just kind of assume like everything's awesome all the time and like he's Thor and he's successful and a great family and you know those goddamn eyes but you know it's like you can go through your own shit you know

oh absolutely I mean it's kind of it's funny someone's talking about you know the social media and how part of the big problem is oh look how imperfect

your life is and look at this and I'm like I flick along and go oh he's got it figured out, doesn't he? I'm like,

I'm doing the same thing though, aren't I? You're only showing the kind of, the happy moments. But I would say you've literally got it figured out.

I'm absolutely, you know, beyond blessed and thankful and I don't, you know, when I'm complaining, I'm like,

just shut up, you know, you're doing okay. I'm complaining, I'm like, just shut up, you know. You're doing okay. I'm very thankful, mate. I'm not here to say that. That doesn't mean you can't, you know, have a bad day or whatever. Now, it's not all perfect

because I was reading a story the other day and it was about your cameo on vacation. Yeah. And there was, tell me if this is true or not, there was, for those who haven't seen it, you were wearing quite a prosthetic. Yeah. Oh, yeah, yeah.

But there is a, in the story I read, where they were deciding between an 8 and a 10. Yeah. And the 8... You were trying them on. You tried them on and the 8 just didn't look good. The 8 wasn't fake enough. I didn't even know

if I tried it on. I was like, let's go with the 10, guys. I was like, for comedic value, obviously, you know, and any assumption

of truth, people might think it's, you know, sure. Dude, we're going to do it. That was, that like,

I don't even know what you'd call it. Rehearsal process was one of the funniest, most insane. I'm sure. And they were kind of initially like, it's kind of a weird thing. I don't know if you've been on set for a day and didn't really know the directors. And they were like, we've got to talk about penises for a second. Can you just come and approve which one we want to have?

And they all lined up. And I had them, as a wrap gift, they gave me that prosthetic, which is like lifelike as it's going to be. And put it in this like, you know, Perspex cube box.

And I had it at home. And then my wife's like, this is disgusting. And I was like, just put it on the mantelpiece. You're like, yeah, just put it on the mantelpiece. Just get it on the mantelpiece for like,

just like one party, you know. And she's like, no. Anyway, eventually my kids find this thing. I was going to say, what about the kids at home? Dad, is this a bird's nose? What is this thing?

Am I playing with it and stuff? And I was like, oh, God. God, give me that. Give me that. Give me that. And so it's at my mate's house now. He has it on his mantelpiece. Hell yeah.

He's throwing the parties. You see this? He's throwing the parties. He doesn't have kids yeah he doesn't have kids he doesn't have kids that's so funny let's just go with the 10 guys don't even waste our time

let's just throw the 10 in there do a 21 minute one shot let's do a 10 yeah 10, 1, 20 minutes yeah go guys hand in hand you're right

there's probably a decent amount of people out there anytime I've seen a movie or a show with a prosthetic and that's in that like you know that regard a lot of people

always go, is it real, is it not? Yeah. So I'd be one of those, I'd be like, I don't know. I don't know. I mean, you guess you'll never know. Hopefully you'll never find out. I just took my real one and put it on my friend's mantle. I quickly saw something before coming in here that you almost lost your gig with Thor because

of Dancing with the Stars. Oh, yeah, well I talked to Kevin Feige about it. So when I did Dancing with the Stars I was 18, 19 and um... Wait, you can dance too? No, no, no, no, no. That was the ride. No. He was last place.

Every show, every episode and they were like, we don't know if we can cancel. I got like three episodes in there like see ya it was a good chance to earn some money to come to the States and you know and try and make it

as an actor and so on so I did the show it was ridiculous and absurd and I made a fool of myself which was kind of fun I got Thor

and then I asked Kevin Feige years and a few years later and he goes you know it came up he goes we had all made the decision and then all asked Kevin Feige a few years later and he goes, you know, it came up. He goes, we had all made the decision

and then all of a sudden someone said, oh, have you seen this? It was on YouTube. And he goes, and I went downstairs to all the women in the office and I said, what do you think of this? And then they were like, no, it's cool. He can dance. He can dance. Thankfully they didn't watch very much of the video because you would have noticed I couldn't dance.

He said he had a hesitation. Do you imagine? All because of that show? I was like, no, I don't watch very much of the video because you would have noticed I couldn't dance. He said he had a hesitation. Did you imagine? All because of that show? I was like, no, I'm okay. This will be great. I'll never see it. If you don't get Thor because he came in last place for four weeks on Dancing with the Stars. He might say, no, it wasn't that true.

We've talked to a few of your castmates from the Marvel movies. Yeah. And we've had a debate going with them regarding America's ass. America's ass?

Oh, yeah, yeah. Because there was a debate between... Well, so that's the debate. Oh. Because Anthony Mackie was like, fuck Chris Evans,

I'm America's ass. Yeah, yeah. So where do you fall on this debate? I don't have America's ass. Well, yeah, you can use Australia's ass. I was going to say, you can take that title home. Who between the two are you giving it to? I think Paul Bettany was like, it's Mackie.

I think Mackie. I think, yeah, Evans. I mean, I'll see him. He's beenie. I think Mackie. I think yeah, Evans knows. I've seen him. He's been skipping leg days. He looks like you in the Star Trek extraction too. In fact, that's who we used. Him when he did Captain America 1.

That's great, man. I also saw you were when I was looking you up, you had a Chris Hemsworth AM from the Order of Australia. Oh, right. What is that? So, kind of like a knighthood.

You've got to get that sir title. Yeah, you've got to be Sir Chris Hemsworth. Fuck this AM thing. It used to be a knight. I was like, I'm sick of a knight. Now they've changed it now. It means like, what is it? That's the biggest flex you've had yet. It used to be a knot, I was like, I'm sick of a knot. Now they've changed it now, it means like, what is it? I don't even know. You're like, whatever the time is.

That's the biggest flex you've had yet. I'm like, I'm going to tear something out right now. I was like, I was going to get a sword, and be nice, and do the whole thing. None of that. No, nothing nearly as exciting. Then you just get a prosthetic dick on your mantle. And that's it.

You're done. I think once I saw my dancing with the stars, they took it off me. All right, the time is, we got to wrap up. But one more thing, we talked to your countryman a couple weeks ago, Russell Crowell, and we asked him for a fun fact. And he had right off the rip that kangaroos don't fart. Never heard that in my life.

DANNY WALKERMANN, JR.: You believe that? You seem like you have a hesitation. DANNY WALKERMANN, JR.: Yeah, you were skeptical. Did he spot us? I'm racking my brain for some facts, to be honest, in case you ask me the question. You got a fun fact? No.

No. I hate the pressure. Yeah. See? See? It's not that easy. All right. Not that you have to be all shy.

It'd just be a fun fact about anything. A fun fact. You know what I learned the other day? Why they wear baseball uniforms that are gray? Because on the road, the road uniforms are gray because on the road they didn't get to use laundry back in the day. So you can get them dirty and you wouldn't notice as much. It was a great one.

Yeah, that was a fun one. Yeah, there we go. That's what Chris said. Just dump that in there. That's so funny you said that. That's brought to my tongue. All right, all good, man. Thanks so much.

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