KFC Radio - Clancy & The Rockets: Nightmare Stories in the ER and Best of Week 8 (featuring Big Cat, Tommy Smokes, and Francis)

Episode Date: January 14, 2019

Clancy, Carrabis, and tell their more horrific emergency room stories including a Kayce Smith meltdown, Jared taking a blow torch to the throat, and KFC ruining his body by sleep walking. The Best of Week 8 includes: the double doink fallout, Barstool Carl controversy and Britt McHenry doing what she does best (20:38), Big Cat breaking the Derrick Rose "kill yourself" story (31:30), the National Championship game and Kayce's wondering eyes also a PSA for gambling addiction (47:10), KFC's rant about the Jets hiring Adam Gase (1:09:35),  the breakup safe word #Pineapple (1:34:38), KFC in twitter jail, Jared's strip club story, Tommy Smokes explains his weird hands, Jared vs YP, and Jared vs Frankie with a hammer (1:45:39), and Francis' beard interfering with cunnilingus (2:03:32)You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Clancy the Rockets, best of week eight. The second week of January, which is like, what was a month long, I feel like? It felt like 2019 started two months ago. Yeah. But really, it just started this week, because the first week of 2019, it was only like technically three days. Yeah. But really, it just started this week because the first week of 2019, it was only technically three days.

It doesn't count. Right. And then this week had so much jam-packed with football starting out. Monday feels like an eternity ago. Eternity. So there's been a lot discussed. We're going to get to all of it

in our best of here. Everything from what's on the list again? Rattle through them. What do we got? We started out with Cody Parkey. We ended up on weird sex ER stories. We had, we got Jared's first titty.

Jared in the strip club. Jared's first titty. We had Francis stop in. We had Tommy stop in because he's handicapped. Hold on one sec. I know that we're not supposed to like acknowledge some of the people

that make comments about our show, but there is a whole Reddit thread about how the strip club story was made up. How uneventful are the people's lives that listen to the show that think that that's something that could never happen? Yeah. No, I mean, I was morally opposed to it, but that's exactly the type of thing that would happen in a strip club. If you don't, every group of friends has the drunk asshole. Like that was a drunk asshole of our group. He's like two DUIs deep.

And he passed out at a strip club. There are constantly stories in the news about somebody suing because they got overcharged at a strip club. That happens all the time. I mean, it's a strip club. Shady things are going to happen. That's kind of what happens and it was Canada anytime there's the stories made up I always think of two things

one then like I'm a fucking fantastic storyteller like I am making up things that you might as well start writing screenplays like millions of dollars I hope you're right and second of all I don't know there's probably a reason why we're fucking sitting here and telling these stories and behind the mic and doing successful shows because we've got some weird fucking stories.

We've been places. We've done things. We've seen things. Yeah. I don't, I don't pay any mind to that because either I'm a, either I'm wildly talented, more talented than I, than you would think telling these stories or, which are not, or you're just boring and you never heard any good stories or you just want to think everything's not true.

Right. Like speaking of not true, I did not sexually harass Big Cat this week. That's not true. You did do that. I did not. You did. That not being true is not true. Yeah. You think that I sexually harassed him with my eyeballs? Yeah, you did. I know that we talked about it.

You looked it up and down. He actually came on the show this week. I know it's going to be in this episode to talk about it and I felt like I did a nice thing because it gave him self-confidence because he said he felt bootylicious

and he felt sexy and he felt hot. That doesn't mean that it's not sexual harassment. Hey, listen. If there was a video of me looking you up and down the way that you did

to Big Cat, I'd be in prison right now. You wouldn't be in prison. I'd be on death row. Internet prison. Oh yeah, people on the internet would be mad at you.

Yeah. But look, don't touch. It is so funny listening to a girl say the same things. like well it made him feel good about himself like hey oh i walked up there i slapped her on the ass and she was walking on clouds because of it kevin you were very busy with kfc radio when dan was in there i said i admitted that this was an absolute double standard because had the roles been reversed and I got off the couch while we were watching the national championship and Dan ogled me that he would be in big trouble.

This is a double standard that I can accept. But Dan then came back and said, well, yeah, but like nobody's like, you know, using me as, as like a sex object. That's why it was so funny. Dan was going home walking on cloud nine. So he was exactly. So we all win that. Except for your eyeballs.

So let's not spin zone this. I did not sexually harass big cat. No, you did. You did. It just, it just happens to be that you didn't suffer any repercussions for it. Well,

BC is going to put the tape in. The listeners can be the decision maker. Okay. We wrapped up the week talking about, I don't know how we ended up there. Weird sex stories from the ER. How did we get there? I think that guy,

we were talking about breakups and the guy was like this girl went crazy and ripped out her nipple rings and had to go to the ER. How did we get there? I think that guy, we were talking about breakups and the guy was like, this girl went crazy and ripped out her nipple rings and had to go to the ER. And then I think I said something about how the ER's seen it all. Yeah. Because everybody

has some sort of ER story unless you're one of these people who thinks every story's made up. That's true. Now, I'm not saying everybody has a sex story like where you have bratwurst up your asshole.

Yeah. I feel like you have to have sex in order to have sex stories. So for that reason i'm out i i feel like the rocket i feel like the rocket would be such a emergency room hardo i feel like i'm not going yeah exactly no i love going to the emergency room like and well it's it's actually a miracle how ever since i've graduated college i don't go to the emergency room anymore if ever i I'm just like, dude, I need to hit the fucking pause button on just like my college life, my high school life. Like I'm dying. I need to go to the fucking emergency room and I'll just take a little break and be like, hey, listen, teach.

I was in the fucking emergency room last night. I don't know if I need this right now. You just make stuff up. It sounds like. No, I have asthma and I have a heart condition. So I would just plug into those whenever I need to. What a big fat pussy you are. I mean, I don't use it.

I haven't used it since I was in school. Your parents are probably so mad at you because you were just running up their deductible. No, if I ever, well, because you can, if I go to the hospital for something heart related, they can call bullshit on that because they immediately slap you on the fucking, the heart rate monitors. Like I had to wear, I had to wear, oh, this is,

hey Reddit, this one's made up. I had to wear a heart monitor for a month because my heart was fucked in high school. Somebody called a bomb threat into my high school

and my teacher had a fucking conniption because she thought that I had like a bomb strapped to my chest. Yes. I've worn one of those things for like a week or like a day or something like that because I had like a irregularity or whatever. But

I mean, you got wires and technicals. It was literally all over like the little node. Yeah, they were all over my chest and then the wires are coming down to like a battery pack that was in my pocket. KG or some shit. Yeah.

She was like, you need to unplug that right now. I was like, it's a fucking heart monitor. She was like, it unplugs. You got to unplug it. I was like, I'm absolutely not doing that. She scampered from one side of the room because all the classrooms were connected door to door. So she scampered to the other classroom to be like, this guy is going to fucking blow this classroom up. She's coming back with the clippers. Clip the green wire,

clip the red wire, Jared's about to explode. Yeah, her name was Ethel. I'll never forget her. That's such an old lady teacher name. I love Lucy. That's all I can think about. Ethel. Love Ethel. So you were an ER regular? I went there often enough. Yeah, I went there often enough.

Look at that big pussy rocket's back. They'd have you come in there for asthma and they'd have you breathing into the whatever the fuck that thing's called and then if you were there for the heart monitor they'd just fucking strap you up oh yeah what's your worst ER story I feel like this is gonna make me throw up whatever he says is gonna make me throw up

so I had my tonsils out when I was 18 and the older you are the bigger the blood vessels are in your, in your throat. Makes sense. So when I got my, my tonsils out,

it was the summer after I graduated high school. And, uh, there's always the risk of, of like bleeding because of these blood vessels. So I, it, the pain was so bad.

I'm having my tonsils out that I couldn't like drink. Yeah. So it got all dry and crusty back there. And when it crusted, it cracked. And when it cracked, blood started pouring down my throat into my stomach.

And you can die. Like choking on it? Yeah, like you can die from that. Blood in the stomach? No, like bleeding out. Like I'm bleeding out into myself. I can bleed to death into myself oh i can bleed to death into myself i'm queasy uh so it was like an emergency we had a pussy smith i can't we had to rush young rocket to the hospital and when i got there at this point you're like gargling blood

oh yeah yeah yeah so they had to rush to the hospital hospital, and then it was such an urgency that there was no time to put me under or anything like that. So they cauterized my throat as I was awake with no pain medication. Through your mouth? Through my mouth. Just stick a fucking blowtorch in the back of my throat, cauterize my throat to stop the bleeding. Then just take them out.

Afterwards, you have to have them removed. What do you mean? My tonsils were already out. Oh. That's why I was bleeding. Oh, God, I got it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay, okay.

So like we sat there and they gave me like an IV because I had no fluids in me because I wasn't drinking. That's why I was so dry back there. So I do two bags of fluid and then I go home and the entire ride home, like, well, my throat hurts so bad. You just fucking cauterized it. So I didn't and the entire ride home, like, well, my throat hurts so bad. You just fucking cauterized it. So I didn't swallow on the ride home. So I'd like collected spit in my mouth.

So when I came home, I was like, I'm just going to spit this spit into the sink. And when I spit into the sink, it was all blood. So we were right back around, went back to the hospital and they did it again. Oh, my God. I mean, this was where you're just like screaming in agony. I was like, I was like, you know, the whole time I had like something in your mouth holding it again. Oh my god. I mean, this was... Were you just like screaming in agony? I was like... Did they have something in your mouth holding it open? I was... I could have died

and the whole time my mom was like, Jared, stop swearing. I was like, fuck! I'm about to die! Yeah, like it was the worst pain I've ever felt in my entire life, obviously. And I was like saying fuck like every two words and my mom was like stop, you're embarrassing us.

Ellen was not having it. Did not care that I was just bleeding into myself. It was like just... That's like when fights had an appendix situation and when he went to the hospital, they like take his clothes off and he had like shitty underwear on. And his mom was like, I told you to never wear underwear

with holes in it. And he was like on the verge of death. yeah do you have your appendix or fights i don't i'm gonna be honest though i've just realized something about myself 30 years into my life that i could watch what he just described and not feel near as sick as listening to him to describe it yeah like i like watching movies like i've said before my favorite movie is inglorious bastards and the departed both of those, very graphic. I could watch that over and over and over and never get grossed out like the bear juice scene. That just made me want to throw up. Casey, you know the tool that they use to scrape your teeth with at the dentist?

That's what it felt like on the back of my throat. Like they were scraping it with that fucking stick that they get the, yeah, that they get the plaque off your teeth with. That was on the back of my throat. I was like looking at BC at one point. I was just like, I'd, I'd rather leave this room. Like I,

like I just realized that maybe, and like, you know, we've talked about before, like sometimes like watching porn or listening to porn, like, like I've just realized that something described to me is, yeah.

Okay. I do not have my appendix and I've been in the ER plenty of times as well, but I actually made a scene on top of a scene inside of the ER because of my appendix. Yeah, I know. It's very strange that I was that dramatic. So I thought that I had like indigestion, like an upset stomach from a mango that I had eaten. Yeah, I know. It's crazy.

But I was at my house and I was like, wow, that mango is just like really fucking me up. Like, I don't know. And my roommate at the time, he had his appendix burst so bad that he was hospitalized for like months. Like he ended up having to like drop out of school because it just like got poisoned, whatever else. So he's like paying attention to me. He's like, tell me where on your body it's hurting. Like what side? And I was like, fucking all of it.

And he was like, okay, you need to get in the car like right now. And I was like, no, it's just a mango. Like fuck that mango. And my boyfriend at the time didn't believe me either my boyfriend at the time was like no like she just has indigestion in my room it's like no we got to get to the er so i get there and by this point i realize it's it's not a piece of fruit that's doing this to me and i get into the waiting room and there is not one human being in that waiting room which is bizarre in a college town at an er especially like like, you know, the time of day, it feels like there's kids always in the ER, nobody in there.

And they're like, ma'am, can you take a seat? I was like, take a seat. And they're like, yeah, we'll get to you in a second. And I don't know exactly what the time period was. I know that it probably felt a whole lot longer than it actually was, but I am down on all fours screaming, like at this point starting to throw up because my stomach- You probably thought you were giving birth. And I'm, and like my roommate just casually gets up and he dealt, I mean, he's been one of my friends for like 15 years.

He understands dealing with me. He just like casually gets up and goes over to the front desk and is like, you better get her back there or there's going to be like an actual scene. And she was like, we're getting to it. He was like, I don't think that you understand. And I hear this and I said,

it was like, if you don't fucking take me back there, am gonna just and i don't even know what i said i just started screaming and they're like we'll take you on back and then they asked me on a scale of one to ten what my pain was and i was like are you fucking serious and i and then as soon as they hit me with whatever like the i the medicine that makes you not feel anything i was so embarrassed i was like morphine yeah i am so sorry. Like, I just like, all of a sudden, everything in my brain came back like,

you just acted like you were, It's like cum clarity. Well, except for it was morphine, yeah. I couldn't even think of that. Morphine, cum, same shit.

Like, when I look back at all my trips to the ER, I realize like, people are probably still talking about this. Like, I can't over exaggerate

how ridiculous I acted. No, I can believe it. Appendix seems scary. It's just like, if you wait too long, you're dead. Well,

and they, they like, as soon as they figured out what it was, cause like when they put the morphine in, then obviously it like central, like it localizes to where the pain is. So when I started describing what it was, they're like,

that's your appendix. Like they rush you back really quick to try to get it out before everything. So it can be really scary, but it's also just like super, super painful. Have you ever had either one of you? No, it's incredibly painful.

Like you're like, Oh, you got your appendix taken. I'm like, no, like it's, it's super painful. Have you ever had either one of you? No. It's incredibly painful. You're like, oh, you got your appendix taken. I'm like, no. It's super painful. But yeah, I acted like a complete asshole. Yeah, my appendix is still kicking strong right now. What does it do? Nothing, right? That's why you can get it out. Yeah, I don't think it has any fucking time. You don't need your gallbladder appendix. No, but I think your gallbladder does something.

But the appendix can also kill you. It's like, you don't need this. And also, it might cause problems where you die. Yeah, I feel like it's toxic. We should just have it sliced out from the get-go also kill you. Yeah. It's like, you don't need this. And also, it might cause problems where you die. Yeah, I feel like it's toxic. We should just have it sliced out from the get-go. Yeah, fuck it. It's like preemptive Tommy John surgery for all pitchers and preemptive appendix stinking out for everybody.

It's like the thyroids you don't need. No, you definitely need a thyroid. You can get those out, though. I don't think you can. I feel like you become a giant if you lose your thyroid. Adenoids. Adenoids. That's what you don't need.

Probably. I don't know what that is. But you definitely need your thyroid. Yeah. You don't need, adenoids. That's what you don't need. Probably. I don't know what that is, but you definitely need your thyroid. Yeah, you don't need your adenoids. Kevin? I've been to the hospital a billion times. I guess the time I actually went to the ER was, freshman year of college,

I should have gone to the ER, and I didn't when I was sleepwalking. And that was the infamous night that basically ruined my entire body. And ipso facto, my entire life. That was where, so it was freshman year of college. So that's already like a weird time,

you know, it's like transition in life. I had just been mugged at gunpoint. My grandma had just like relatively died relatively recently. And she was like really important. And there was, I guess I had just broken up with a girlfriend. This is a lot of shit going on.

And I think it was just like a stress thing. So I was asleep in my freshman year dorm converted triple or this tiny ass room. It's me and my best friend and a close friend of mine now who was a Bible nut. He had a religious freak. I had just a regular freak. My friend is a fucking lunatic.

And then me, the craziest one, I wake up out of my sleep and I just run. I just take off out of my dorm room and I like burst out of my sleep and I just run. I just take off out of my dorm room. And I like burst out of the door and I'm running down the hallway. And it's like out of a fucking, I'm like the white girl in a horror movie where it's like you're just like falling as you're trying to get away from Freddy Krueger. Not tripping over anything. Nothing, nothing.

Everyone was like, oh, you fell on the stairs. I was like, no, I actually made it down the stairs. Fine. I got to the end of the hallway. I go down the steps. We were on the second floor. So I get to the first floor and the door says like do not open alarms will sound or whatever and that like stops me for whatever reason so i come out of this like you know you're half half in and half out

yeah so i kind of know what's going on but i come out of it and i'm standing in front of the door i'm in my boxers and i am just like covered in like blood and rug burns. It was like, it was like dorm room, like, like a rough rug on a concrete floor. You know what I mean? So like my knees, the top of my feet and like the, like I still don't really have feeling right here in my hands.

So I walked back into my room and my roommates had woken up cause I guess I was like knocking through things. Yeah. And they, I mean, I've known them as it was first semester freshman year. So I've known them for like a couple months. Yeah. They're like like what the fuck is this about? They were both really nice guys

and were like helping me like getting fucking bandages for me and everything. I go to the bathroom to try to like clean up and I go to reach for the faucet and turn it on and I can't even lift my shoulder and I destroyed my shoulder I think I just fell and I just kept breaking my fall with the same arm

the doctor was like were you in a car accident was this a football injury like what happened because it was like shredded and that fucked my shoulder eventually fucked my back my neck it ruined my life sleepwalking and of course so I'm new at college and I have like a I did go out that

night but I wasn't like we only had a couple beers but you have like a weird happening at night, and you tell everyone you're sleepwalking, and you're a freshman in college. It was like, all right, what drugs are you doing? How fucked up were you? Who did this to you? I was like, I wish I had a better story. Mom thought I was hazed. I'm going to say the most impressive part of that entire story was that as a freshman in college you could just go out and have a couple

beers. I did not possess that skill in college. It was a rare night especially my first semester there's no way I was doing that it was like a about Monday night maybe with the howl at the moon, had a couple pitchers that was it, walked home, totally normal

I called my parents about 4 or 5 in the morning and I was like, I don't know what to do. I think you have to come get me. I can't move my arms and I'm bleeding everywhere. My roommates think I'm a fucking lunatic. That's actually very scary. I was watching a YouTube video last night of like murderers that called 911 on themselves.

And one of the guys was like, I think I just killed my wife. He was like, I took like a bunch of like, what was it? Like a cough and cold medicine. He's like, I woke up and he's like, my wife is dead on the ground. I'm covered in blood and there's a knife in the bed. He's like, I think I killed my wife. Don't do that, folks. Yeah.

Don't make that phone call. See that like cough and cold medicine doesn't do that to you. I mean, if you take a shit ton of it, maybe. I think if you are going to murder somebody on cough and cold medicine, it's already in you. If you're having a dream that you're killing her and then you wake up and it's like, oh, I actually did that. But you have to go get a knife. What, you just walk down to the kitchen? Sleepwalking.

You don't know what the fuck you're doing when you're sleepwalking. I almost pissed on my stairs when I lived at home. That's wildly different than going and grabbing a knife and butchering your wife in her sleep. I left my bed, went into the kitchen, and instead of grabbing a fucking knife and killing someone, I just decided to piss on the stairs, which is different. No, that feels like a—I have guy friends that have done that because, like, in hotel rooms, they think they're in the bathroom. Yeah, you think you're in the bathroom. You're in the closet. Different, not knowing where the toilet is and being a murderer. I mean, I guess.

You've never had a dream about killing someone? Yeah, and I've never just walked into the kitchen, grabbed the knife. So those thoughts are in your head. No, I don't think I've ever had a dream that I'm just murdering somebody for the fun of it. If I've ever killed somebody in a dream, it was self-defense. Bullshit!

That's a lie. No, it's not. I'll massacre you in my sleep right fucking now. I don't think I've ever had a dream that I've tried to murder somebody unsolicited. I probably haven't either, to be honest. That's like a crazy thing to dream. I've always been pretty justified in my dreams. That's not a surprise.

I also got taken to the ER once. I fractured my vertebrae. So this is after I've destroyed my body. A couple years later, I was in the shower and I fucking, I don't know, I sneezed as I was reaching. And I just destroyed my back. And I'm in the shower. I'm naked. I'm soaking wet.

Luckily, my roommates were around. I'm crawling to my cell phone. Makes me feel sad for you. I was like, I guess I to like call an ambulance like I couldn't move so I'm like trying to like throw a towel over my dick as like the fucking campus ER comes whatever they're like we're gonna have to

like put you on a stretcher and roll you out of here and I was like did you give the thumbs up it felt like that I was just I just like looked at the sky and I was like please don't let anybody see this like they're not going to see it you know I was I was contemplating I was like just leave me't let anybody see this. Like they're not going to see it. You know, I was I was contemplating. I was like, just leave me here. Just let me die.

Just let me die. I can't get up. Can't go to the bathroom. Can't get food. Can't get water. That's a better fate than having to be wheeled out on a stretcher in the middle of college. That just made me really sad for you. I don't know why.

That just hit like a vulnerable nerve. It's a fucking disaster. That was like the most vulnerable. Like you're naked. You're falling down in the shower. You're alone. My little fucking piece is out. I'm soaking wet.

It was brutal, man. What a sad image. Crowd's going nuts for you. All right. Let's get to the rest of the best of. You'll hear everybody else's weird stories and everything else that went down this week on Clancy and the Rockets. We'll be back on Monday for week nine. And make sure you check out the vlog on, what is it, on YouTube?

Is it on Twitter Twitter what's it on yeah but the Barstool Sports YouTube Barstool Sports YouTube you can catch out you can catch the CCK weekly vlog as well as the best of keep the downloads coming subscribe keep watching us keep listening to us power 85 1 to 3 every day Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man. How you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that.

Come on, give him back. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. All right, welcome back. It's another edition of Clancy and the Rockets. A happy and very good morning to you because you, Jared, and you, Casey, and me, literally everybody else in the world is not Cody Parkey. Yeah. And that is something to wake up and celebrate for. the world is not Cody Parkey. Yeah. And that is something

to wake up and celebrate for. We're also not Dan Katz. That's like 1A, 1B. No, no, no. I'm going to give 1A to Eddie. That's fair. Because when we'll get into the whole electric chair thing, when Smitty kissed him during the electric chair, I thought it would have been grounds for murder.

I'm going to go Parkey, Eddie, maybe Carl, because he's lost his goddamn mind, and then Dan. So just the collective Barstool Chicago. Carl comes out a winner, though. Yeah, he got page views like crazy. I get a little bit nervous being at Barstool because I don't care what you tell me. Right now, if you're a Bears fan and you're not Carl,

you're in a worse off spot than Carl. Oh, yeah. So, like, there's good content that comes out of it. And some level of you, not that you would ever pick to lose, but some level of you right now, if you're a Chicago Barstool guy, you're going, eh. Yeah. Because I know I do it all the time. I mean, I made a career off of my team's losing. I don't want it to be that way.

I would sincerely love to try a career of my team's losing. I don't want it to be that way. I would sincerely love to try a career of my team's winning, but it is like you can always fall back on, well, you know, let's make this video or let's put up his blog or let me let it rip. Because it all depends. It all depends. Like, I think Hubs, perfect

example. Like, the Yankees lost in the first round. That was the best thing that could have happened to him. Because if the Yankees went to the World Series, like the Yankees lost in the first round. That was the best thing that could have happened to him. Because if the Yankees went to the world series, like Yankee fans would pay attention. But on a national scale, less and less people are paying attention. The fuck you hubs tour was the best thing that ever could have happened to him. And with Carl, it's like that video. Let's let her rip.

This is Carl walking out of Soldier Field last night. Eight million, 10 million, 2510 million, $25 million. I don't know how much fucking Cody Parkey's getting fucking paid, but that little fucking cocksucker from South Florida can't make a goddamn fucking kick for his fucking life. I mean, how much fucking money we got to pay this fucking cocksucker? How much fucking opportunity do you fucking need? How many fucking missed kicks

is Cody Parkey gonna fucking hit this year? 11. 11! 11! That's how many! 11! Fuck you, Cody! Fuck you!

All-time rant. All-time rant. All-time Barstool rant. So good. The numbers fucking reflect it. Last I checked, there's like 3.5 million views, 20,000 retweets.

It's 4.13 on Twitter. 4.1 million, 20,000 plus retweets. 3.5 million views and about like 3.4 million fuck cocksuckers thrown in there. I mean, that was the most genuine shit I think I've ever seen. The accent's perfect.

You see his face, if you got to watch the video, his face makes it perfect. And that he's just walking out too. People are just walking around him. Where are his friends? I don't know. He was with White Sox Dave. White Sox Dave might be dead for all we know. It's not one of those where he waited to get home or he waited to get in his car.

He's doing it just in plain fucking sight. That's how you know it's full honesty, too. Now, there are people out there who have a problem with this. Britt McHenry. She sucks. Britt McHenry can shut the fuck up. Damian Woody was like, can you imagine being this upset? What are we talking about?

These are people who supposedly work in sports. Brim and Kenner, you fucking worked for ESPN. Damien Woody, I think you do work for ESPN. There's a reason she's in politics now. This is the exact reason for sports. Yes, of course, it's overreaction. It's irrational. It's stupid.

Millionaire boys kicking a football through a fucking post. Yes or no, go in or miss it or hit it. Your entire life is on the balance. Yes, that's stupid. But that's what we do here. So get the fuck out of here with this. Imagine being this mad. Imagine being this mad.

That is the gig. That's why Cody Parkey gets $9 million. That's why he got $3.5 million a year because people like Carl are so fucking crazy that there can be this entire industry surrounding it. So fuck out of here with that. My bigger, my bigger problem with the Brit McHenry stuff was like,

fine, if you, I think it's ridiculous to say, can you imagine being this mad? Because it is sports and that's the whole point of it. Just like you said, but then for her to take it to the next level and just start talking shit about Barstool,

just like from the clouds. I don't know, but what was even better was she, she replied to somebody and and was like apparently it's like some blogger i don't even know it's like yo it says barstool carl you fucking know barstool in and out i'm not a fan of misogyny which and i text davey immediately because i was like i don't know if i want to jump in on this or not because we obviously work for the same company she dm'd me in september when the college football show started and was like congrats what an awesome opportunity for you and I was like what are we talking about

she likes Barstool when it's convenient and then when she doesn't she likes to rile up she literally has a fucking video where she's like team Barstool or some shit like that I've never had a problem with her personally like she and I have never had an issue but then when I started getting tagged in that tweet last night I was just like if she starts fighting like as soon as Dave tweeted at her I knew she was never

going to say anything but she's not going to anything. But she's not going to come after you. She's not going to come after you. I used to think that. We were cool too until she started running her mouth about my affair and my whole marriage. What is she doing? Just get the fuck out of here, Burt McHenry. You're a two-bit Tommy Lahren fake phony wannabe who flipped the script from sports to politics because you thought it was a hot way to continue

your career. You're not good at that. You're not good at sports. You don't get apparently what sports fans really are like. and you can take your fucking bullshit hot takes elsewhere. Thank you! And she sucks as a human being! That's the whole point that I was flipping out about last night, when everyone was like coming after her for saying, oh, you suck at your job.

I was like, alright, well, you know, maybe it's just not for her. She's a shitty human being! She will never live down the tow truck video. You can't say, oh, it was a mistake, and I'll learn from it it wasn't a mistake you just got caught in who you are as a real person when you're going to say imagine being that upset about

XYZ and you're the one who got super upset over like a little commonplace walk in the park like common mishap the whole thing just shocked me from a standpoint from her standpoint because it's like you can say like imagine being this upset and then trying to hide behind the fact you didn't know he worked for barstool fine nobody's gonna believe you and everyone's gonna think it's a dumb take but then to throw out the misogynistic

like stereotype to barstool when you hack i just i was like what is she doing she's so dumb she doesn't know how to take the opposite side of an argument without belittling the other person she was she just belittled the entire company. She did it to Carl, too. She was like, I'll bet my life that he never even played football in high school. He's a D1 college athlete! You fucking idiot! It's just such a lazy take.

She sucks! Let's go, Zach! Get her on the phone! Call her up, Zach! I wonder if she would. I wonder if she would on Carl the athlete. I wonder if she would. She absolutely wouldn't. If she was going to actually fight with Barstool last night, she would have responded to Dave's tweet.

Well, she deleted all of her tweets. No. The second that Dave was like, hey, you don't want. I don't think so. Oh, yes, she did. Yes, she did. She deleted. Because I was watching it like, I was waiting for her to start talking shit back to Dave.

No, she didn't want. No, shit's right here. I'm not a fan of misogyny i tweet her quote tweeting carl is gone oh yeah but then she kept the i'm not a fan of misogyny i've also grown up and found other things of interest of frat any like public tweet i think was taken down anybody that she added is right still up there um godless yeah i mean that that's that's just besides the point though and i love the people who are like i'd love to see what's his employer finds this. I'm like, Dave tweeted,

like he's getting a raise. I think he's probably being serious. I think Carl just got paid off this. Yeah. Uh, it was a genuine reaction. Like, and you can swear funny thing that people don't know about

Barstool. You can say whatever the fuck you want to say. And if people don't like it, just don't consume it. And like the fact that he said, like 60 times is the genuine like when you're in that moment you're not thinking about you're not you don't have

thesaurus open you're not thinking other ways to describe them thank you Ellie you're not thinking of like what should I say and not say here it's like I'm just gonna fucking let it rip and pour my heart out because actually Cody Parkey just ripped it out thank you yeah it's to get mad –

Is it genuine? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. For fucking real, the fact that there is like backlash over that – For what? For Carl's video, as I'm just talking through it. Because he said cocksucker? Because he said cocksucker. Because he was that excited, that upset.

Like, there was a time, Jared, when I grew up, that that shit was praised. And we would blog that and everyone would say it's fucking awesome and TV would play clips of it and beep out the bad words, but they still would be like, look at this fan. And now we got people who used to play,

who followed the sports as an industry, as a career, saying imagine this. Yeah, what the fuck are we talking about? That's the whole point. People are getting mad because Tony Romo said pissed on TV. Like, that's where we're at in 2019. You can't even say pissed on a broadcast without people being like, I can't believe that language is okay on national TV.

What are we talking about? And you guys might know this better than me, but I was always told by the guys at WFN, one of the like absolute no-nos. Can't say piss. You can't say like, you can't say like shit and poop and piss and like things like that. Can't say douchebag.

That's a big no-no. Right, right. That was the only time that I got dropped in the studio. They had to dump it was when I said he had piss running

down his leg. Yeah. But I can say I'm pissed off. You can say pissed off. You can't refer to like the pee, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm saying. They told me like, don't say this, don't say that and like off. You can say pissed off. You can't refer to the pee, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's what I'm saying. They told me, don't say this, don't say that, and definitely don't talk about bodily functions. The hosts were like, whoa. Or body parts. So I can be like, you're acting like an ass. I can't say you are an asshole. Interesting.

Yeah, I called David Price an asshole on TV once. Big no-no. You can say he's an ass, but you can't say asshole. Right. Yeah. But you said referring to a body part. You're an ass. I mean, yeah, but you can't say asshole. Right. Yeah. But you said referring to like a body part. Like you're an ass. I mean, yeah, but it.

When you reference the actual. Right. I'm not going to like get into like the difference between those two. You're an asshole. Yeah. Yeah. I just, it was, it was a sad day. Baby, if you give it to me, I'll give it to you.

I know what you want. You know, I got it. Baby, if you give it to me, I'll give it to you. As long as you want. You know I got it, baby. If you give it to me, I'll give it to you. As long as you want. You know I got it, baby. If you give it to me, I'll give it to you. I know what you want. You know I got it, baby.

If you give it to me, I'll give it to you. As long as you want. You know I got it, baby. Fucking all these chicks, and even that he's making all the money in the world. I think, like, he almost he almost had like the public sympathy. Hey, Dan. Hi, Dan. Of what do we got?

Sorry, I would normally not come in here, but Kevin, you have to be the biggest Derrick Rose fan of all time right now. Oh, boy. Ready for this quote? What happened? The first person I thought of was Kevin. Rose on Tom Thibodeau getting fired. I have a lot of confidence in myself. Tibbs was just a coach that believed in me.

He jump-started my career again, and for that, I'll always be thankful. But for everybody that thinks that it's going to stop, kill yourself. He said that. Yeah. He said later, like I said, for everybody that thinks I'm not going to play

the same way, kill yourself because I believe in myself. Shut up. I loved it. Sorry for the interruption. No, that's the best. That is incredible.

We need to destigmatize suicidal thoughts and jokes and references and exaggerations. Kill yourself. There is nothing better than a well-placed KY. That is unreal.

I can't recall anyone in entertainment, never mind sports. Kill yourself. A public figure in general. People get mad at me, and it's like, come on, anything flies you at Barcelona. I still catch flack. Barca or Carl just got off like, nobody's going to give a shit about Carl anymore. Derrick Rose has just made everybody online mad. The double down is the best.

Can you imagine like the headlines that are going to be on like ESPN? Do you know how many people are going to be like, well, my son killed himself. How could you say that? Yeah. Well, he did. Well, the first tweet that I just saw, I just put in Twitter, Derrick Rose. The first thing I said, shout out to Derrick Rose, a truly tremendous piece of trash that I can't wish less goodwill for. It's the first tweet I just saw.

And that's tame. Yeah, I'm sure that there's probably worse. Oh my god. People are like screenshotting their like app alerts and it's just Derrick Rose. It looks so funny in print. Kill yourself. Jeez. Me, Derrick Rose is such an inspiring person,

a role model to kids for overcoming obstacles and Derek Rose kill yourself I mean Big Cat's gotta put out kill yourself t-shirts I feel like oh my god let me tell you this much if there are Barstool kill yourself shirts on sale and they're not mine I'm gonna kill myself

or I get like royalties I need to get a fucking cut of that no matter whose they are wow I mean Derek Rose Or I get, like, royalty. I need to get fucking a cut of that. No matter whose they are. Wow. I mean, Derrick Rose. I mean, I think it's hilarious. He is going to catch so much heat.

Because, you know, it's like that's the thing. When you say it, you're not actually telling people. Of course not. It's just, like, inflammatory, exaggerated, like, colorful language. It's basically, go fuck yourself. Yes, exactly. It's like, I'm not telling you literally fuck yourself either. I'm saying, I don't agree with you.

Get out of my face. Oh, yeah. Damn, the mental health. Oh, mental health. You can't fuck with that in 2019. Derek Rose. I can't tell you how many times I've had kill yourself

or whatever typed out, variations of it, jump off a bridge, end it, and I'm like, delete, delete, delete. Go fuck yourself. It just doesn't have the same bite. It doesn't. It really needs...

Well, just screw yourself and fuck yourself, doesn't it? No, yeah, you gotta say kill yourself. What do you think the odds are that we get an apology by the end of the day? Oh, heavy. By the end of the day? His publicist, his agent, his manager, everybody involved, right now, do it. I think it'll be a quick one. It's tough because he doubled down because you can't be like in the moment i just let it slip i guess he's probably just still gonna say that like yeah in that during

that interview i was during that questioning i was i was overly passionate and he's gonna have to say like i take mental health really seriously like the whole thing i made a mistake oh it's kanye gonna come out oh probably oh man yeah like fuck the national championship tonight I'm here for this something that I didn't mean to say

and if you don't accept my apology then you should kill yourself oh my god if he triples down yeah oh my god I'm here to apologize

and you know what if you don't have a problem with it kill yourself oh man damn I know it's terrible and if you know

any instances of... That's like the ultimate heel move is to go out and seem like a sympathetic, apologetic character. Glass breaks. Yeah, be like, I'm sorry. Oh, like, what was it? When Paul Bearer died, the Undertaker was fighting CM Punk at WrestleMania. Paul Bearer died and CM Punk came out, and he was like, I'm so sorry for your loss at WrestleMania.

I mean, it's not going to go well. I do think he'll probably be issuing an apology pretty quickly. I mean, it's all over Twitter with the videos and all that. Derrick Rose is like, you know, his career's done for all intents and purposes. He wants to, yeah, he's had his MVP rewind the clock type of moments, but it's not like he's in his prime or something. No, no. I mean. Like, he might not.

I'm saying he might just be like, fuck you guys. It's just. It's almost like when you become an old man, like when you're sitting on the porch and you can just be like an old racist grandpa and everyone's like, oh, that's just grandpa. Right now, Derrick Rose is the NBA's grandpa. I wouldn't, I wouldn't, if my publicist or my manager was like, hey, you should apologize. I'd be like an old racist grandpa and everyone's like oh that's just grandpa right now derek rose is the nba's grandpa i wouldn't i wouldn't if my publicist or my manager was like hey you should apologize i'd be like no but if nike was like hey we're about to drop you adidas has that big fat contract with him yeah like 100 million dollars you can't you can't say that in 2018 2019 because of all

the mental health stuff you advertisers are going to have to make him apologize. Yeah. They might not even give him the opportunity to apologize. Again, if that's me I'm looking at the risk reward. Yeah. You think Adidas is going to want a shit ton of tweets being like, hey, why do you support this guy? Unless there's no such thing as

bad publicity, but I don't think that. I mean, I didn't know what was coming there because Derrick Rose had his stint with the Knicks and I was like, what could Dan possibly... Dan's face when he walked in. I saw

Ken Rosenthal. Source confirms White Sox in agreement with free agent and then you get to it. It's like Calvin Herrera. Which is still a big deal. He's one of the best relievers out there. But when you see it's like Whitevin herrera which is still like a big deal like he's one of the best relievers out there uh but when you see it's like white socks in agreement breaking news waiting for machado apparently he was at the bears game yeah he was like sitting next to ryan's door for some shit right that that was the rumor if he goes to the white socks like go ahead all right robinson cano going to seattle like same fucking fucking shit, dude. Yeah, I guess. But at least... Dude,

same shit. It's not entirely because the White Sox have a shitload of, like, young, young, young talent. And he's only 26. They're the White Sox, bro. They are the White Sox, but, I mean, they did win the World Series in 2005. Yeah, and that's so annoying. Yeah. That's like, that

just sticks out. It's like, what the fuck is this? This is just out of nowhere. Like, all of a sudden the sports gods just forgot that there are like, ha the fuck is this? It's just out of nowhere. All of a sudden, the sports gods just forgot that there are haves and have-nots in this world. And the White Sox are not supposed to be on my side. And all of a sudden, boom, they get a World Series. That was wild. That was because their starting pitching just completes seven innings every night.

God damn it. That should have been the Mets. Should have been the Mets. It was a bunch of bums. They had no ace. It was Freddie Garcia, right? Yeah, it was Freddie Garcia, right? Yeah. It was like, yeah, it was Freddie Garcia. Fuck out of here.

John Garland. Duke A. Garland. Yeah. Motherfucker. Everybody gets a piece except for me. Except for the big dog.

Everybody eats. I feel like, wouldn't you want Keegan to be, like, old enough to share the moment with you? Fuck Keegan, man! It's about me, bro. I don't give a fuck about Keegan.

He's one. But that's what I'm saying. It's like, what if? Because it's you with the Mets. Bro, what if? They won an 86-year-old one. I want one. I don't fuck my kids, man.

But... Fuck them. I'm just saying, if you... Wouldn't it make the moment better if you finally got it and he was old enough to remember it? No!

Probably not! I think it would. I'll be like, you're ruining this. This is about me, not you, son. That's true. What was it? I think it was when the Caps won. And there was the viral video of the dad with his kid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That definitely hit you

in the feels. Pussy. If I was... If we could get a little viral fame out of it, I if we could get a little viral, viral fame out of it. Oh, you for sure would. I'm like a bitch.

I'll probably just be sitting here as a fucking 70 year old on an electric chair, trying to earn a goddamn stupid internet paycheck. I will say like, I don't have kids. I would want to win. I would want A&M to win a national championship with my dad alive still, but I don't think my dad would have, would like care.

Like if they would have won one when I was three, he wouldn't have cared if I remembered it. Bro, brothers can't be choosers. I am not planning out when my World Series wins are going to be. That's my next one. I got my high school World Series. I got my college World Series. I got my post-college World Series.

I got my barstool World Series. And then when I get my dad World Series, I hate your guts. That's going to be wild. You're definitely going to get to check that box too. Yeah, for sure. I,

this is why I hate Fidelberg. And it goes for you too. Like his, the, the dynasty of Boston has perfectly coincided with the prime fandom of John Fidelberg and yourself. Yeah. Like when did it start?

When you guys were like, I was in seventh grade, even younger. So like when did it start when you guys were like... I was in seventh grade. Even younger. So, like, when you're, like, a dumb, like, 13-year-old boy who, like, is just kind of coming into his own. It's like, yeah, you used to watch sports with your dad. But now, like, you're following it by yourself. And you're watching the stats.

And you're playing. You're still playing it. Right. And you have your heroes. You got to see World Series. Then you got to go through your childhood, through, like, through your party years. So when you were in college, you were celebrating World Series wins with your friends in college. And then you got

single guy living in the city post-college. I mean, everything you just described is the best period of your life. Right. And seventh grade was the perfect time to see your first titty, which I saw at a Patriots Super Bowl. Wow. Is that your first titty ever? Oh, yeah. That's amazing. I thought I told you that story. No, I don't think so. Maybe I told it on the act. Yeah, I'll never forget Patriots Super Bowl party. Wow, is that your first titty ever? Oh, yeah. That's amazing. I thought I told you that story.

No, I don't think so. Maybe I told it on the yak. Yeah, I'll never forget her. I'll never forget her. Yeah, it was like, she was a little hefty. It was like the vainest titty in the world. She was wearing a brewski jersey. She was on some dude's shoulders.

Of course she was. And they gave out like thunder sticks at the parade. And, like, she, like, dumped them out. And, like, some dude was like, what is that thing? And, like, started poking it with a thunder stick. That's better than it being good. Yeah, no, it was definitely a bad titty. But that was my first titty was at a Patriots parade.

Yeah, so, like, you had coming of age, literally. And then it came full circle because at the Red Sox World Series parade when we were on the duck boat, some chick showed me her titties. Those were for me. The rocket. Yeah. You just want to show the rocket the titties. Those were my titties. She was wearing a sweatshirt with no bra underneath.

You don't go to a championship parade. She's like, I got to stay warm, but I got to go to pull these out quickly. Yeah, you definitely, yeah, you're there to show your titties if you go to a parade with just a sweatshirt on. Yeah. Are they better than the floppy ones? They're pierced, yeah. Shoes are actually pretty hot, yeah. Nice. But the Patriots parade, I mean, that was just a mongoloid.

But that's why I always make fun of McGillicuddy. Whatever. He has his run. But the first 10 of those championships, he was like 8 years old. Yeah. It's like he didn't really get to enjoy those. Now he's a fucking little parade celebrity. So whatever.

Fuck that kid. And then if you're too old, you're like... Once you're old and bitter and jaded, it's like, great. I don't know. Whatever. But that sweet spot, like 13 to 30, that's when you guys have dominated. I've been tickled for years. So literally, that's it.

13 to 30, right? Yeah. Perfect. I know. That's your exact sports fandom. I think by 30, you start to, like, if you have a family, have kids, you start to, I don't know, it just kind of like wanes a little bit. I don't know if that'll happen to me.

I don't think it will because you're a sicko. Yeah. I think normal people kind of, like, responsibility kicks in or, like, whatever happens and you're just like. Maybe it would have happened if I had a real job, but because you're basically paid to consume all this. I mean, the more you ratchet it up, the more money you make and the better it gets. Yeah. Like, if I still have my desk job. It depends on if you keep winning.

I mean, like, to me, it's like, this is getting getting stupid by the age of 33 i was like this is dumb i do this every fucking year and it's the same thing every fucking time can i really still like rip my heart out every single year or should i just i'm you know i'm a battered i'm like protected now like i'm not gonna let myself fall again but you're kind of the guinea pig now i know you have the kids you're in your 30s and you still care about your sports teams a lot. But if he wasn't

doing it for work every year, would you care as much? I'll tell you what, now that I'm single, I'll probably watch much more again. That's the other thing, too.

So I told you, Kev. Watching was like, you know, I remember being like, yo, I don't know if you know this about me, but I watch like 140 Mets games a year,

and it was like, I don't know if you know this about me, that's not gonna fucking fly anymore. So, yeah, we'll see. Are you going to watch the national championship? No, I fucking know the Bachelors.

Are you kidding me? Well, okay, that's fair. It's actually not fair at all, but for you it's fair. I'll keep my eye on it. I have less than zero interest in this game. Who's playing? Alabama and Clemson. Oh, Alabama's good.

It's the Warriors, Cavs, of the fucking... Yeah, like part... Part four, but part three championship, part four altogether, right? Yeah. Because one of the games was in the semifinals. In five years of the college football playoff. That's what's crazy.

It's been five years, and they've played four times now. That's boring. Who was the other time? It was Ohio State? Well, Ohio State won. Like, they've played, last year it was Alabama Georgia and Alabama

I can't, see, here's the thing is, I feel like I was at that game, I can't remember. You were at that game? Yeah. Why did you go to that game? For work. We went there, couldn't get booze. Last year? Yeah, I think so. I didn't know you. Oh, no, no, wait.

I was at the SEC championship. Sorry. Not the national championship. Yeah, yeah, SEC championship. Yeah, you can't. That was Alabama-Georgia, right? Yeah. Yeah.

No, last year was Auburn. I don't know what I was at. But all I know is I went down to Atlanta. I couldn't get any booze. And I was like, let's go back to the bar. But we had these really good tickets. And I was like, let's go back to the bar. Yeah. I would be in the same boat. I'm not watching good tickets and I was like, let's go back to the bar.

I'm not watching this game sober. Get the fuck out of here. It's tough. Yeah, college is tough. But a lot more stadiums are selling booze now. Yeah, I mean, I just don't think I'm so, I don't know, that whole college football world. It's like going to a game where you don't have a dog in the fight. Yeah.

A football game is tough, too. Football is so much better on TV. Like tonight, I don't care who wins. I'm going for Alabama because that's been my storyline all year especially against dave like i've just said they're never gonna lose but you have to bet if you don't care about alabama or clemson you have to put money on it to actually i mean these guys always are betting and have skin in the game it's just like if you don't bet you follow your teams that's it we're gonna be at the metal once you get to be like my age there's a point to consume like everything and your your focus is obviously

like for work you have to do it for baseball but it's a point where you consume like everything. And your focus is obviously like for work. You have to do it for baseball. But it's like. Yeah, if you're not a hardcore college football fan, like people who love the sport will love tonight. If you don't bet or you're not like a diehard college football fan, like I would. I actually don't mind the matchup for like the 50th time because I don't like there's no other matchup. And I'm like, oh, damn, I wish it was fucking Notre Dame or whatever, you know. And they're the two best teams. But we're going to be at the

Meadowlands. The Degenerate Boys, pardon my take, and me. So if you guys are in New Jersey, come hang out. Watch. This is going to be like live stream. Check the Periscope. KC all in on Alabama. Which means it'll go Dave's way. So put your money on Clemson. Not today, Kevin. Not today, Satan.

It's another big week here of Clancy and the Rockets. We'll be back tomorrow, same time, same place. Stay hot. Is this Kevin? I'm gonna die tonight! Is this Kevin? Welcome back! welcome back. Welcome, welcome, welcome. Is this Kevin?

Welcome back. Oh, yeah, man, how you doing? You good? I know you like that. I know you like that. How long you been back? Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. I see the girls in the club. Welcome back to CCK. It's a Tuesday.

Kevin's, I think he's doing some KFC radio stuff, right? Kevin's not here, but he'll be here in like 10, 15 minutes. Until he gets here. Obviously joined by Casey Smith. What's up? My old Smith. What's up? My old friend. What's up? Dan Katz, formerly of the Evening Yak.

Still with the Evening Yak. I'm not with the Evening Yak anymore. Is this an emotional moment for you? It feels good. What's going on with your hair? I'm growing it out, dog. Okay. Why?

What's wrong with it? I was just asking. Why? You don't like it no i just i asked a question yeah but you laughed after you i told you there was a snicker yes why what's up with it you don't like it notes i have a cowlick i know that uh can i ask you guys a question sure what's the reaction been to barstool gold because we were doing the show when i was tweeting it out i'll be honest are people mad i just saw someone said you're gonna get ratioed big cat i don't really understand like we're someone said, you're going to get ratioed, big cat. I don't really understand. We're doing fun things.

If you want to buy it, buy it. If you don't, don't. Obviously, the internet gets mad at everything. True. I expected some blowback. The people that are upset about it, I feel like don't entirely understand what it is. We're not telling you to pay for things that you were getting for free

before. Correct. You're paying for things that are now extra. Right. We're not telling you to pay for things that you were getting for free before. Correct. You're paying for things that are now extra. Right. We're doing an extra monthly part of my take episode. We had a therapist come in and give us therapy. Ooh.

Yeah. Oh, that's awesome. And break down our relationship with the audience. Yeah, and how we can't ever fulfill promises. Uh-huh. Which is funny.

We're not going to make that a regular episode because most people want to hear about sports and whatever's going on. Not like a therapy, but that's something totally different and fun. It's funny. The hardcore part of my take fans will pay for that.

Yeah. I don't understand what the problem is. KC Radio classic episodes. That's crazy. I didn't know about that until today. I did that like four months ago, so I don't remember what was said in the first one, but we'll be doing,

we'll be back in studio in like a couple of weeks. Yeah. That's the craziest part. And I did see some backlash to this but fuck those people I mean it's a dollar a week like I don't even care about the money thing like I'm never gonna sit here and be like oh it's so cheap

buy it it's just simply if you want to you can if you don't don't and everything that you consume now you can get if you don't want to pay for it I just don't like I don't there's I'm not gonna we're not gonna sit here I'm not going to promote it every single day. I'll promote it hard today. I'll probably promote it whenever we have a new episode.

But don't buy it, I guess. I don't know. People don't like change. I don't like change, so I understand that aspect. I totally understand that aspect. One dude was like, dude, I started listening to Barstool because of KFC radio with you and Kevin and Big Cat and Fights, and now it's behind a paywall.

Like, fuck you guys. It's like, all right, but, like, that's the whole—like, you're not on the show. Yeah, it's kind of cool that we're bringing it back. Yeah, you are bringing it back for a dollar a week. Whatever. I don't want to make this a Barstool Gold thing. I was just asking the reaction because I literally have not been. I was caught into dietician talks.

I didn't see it online. I would say it's like 78% people are genuinely excited for the new content that's out there. Right. Very specific. I actually haven't seen much reaction other than like here and there just because my Twitter mentions right now are dumpster fire. Yeah, so should we talk about that?

We have. She wanted it. She wanted a piece of the dunk. I think I saw the still shot I didn't see the gif until I came in today And I was like Casey Listen I hadn't seen that either until And it was like perfect timing because Dan was getting off the elevator

As I got the text message from Marina Because I guess she was going through like the highlight tape From the stream last night And as soon as I saw that I was like Fuck I have to let Dan just go ahead And put this out right away. I can't sit on this. I was sexually harassed.

I was sexually harassed. I'm okay with it. I'm okay with it. But no, no, I was sexually harassed. It's fine. Yeah. I mean. I ruled it.

I ruled in your favor, Casey. I said that the stream, like sitting on a live stream for five hours can get very, very monotonous. And sometimes a big old booty gets in your face, and you're like, mm, want to slather that thing up, spank it, mm. And that was what you did. That's why I said that. I said that in my blog.

I said you were like a ray of sunshine, a diamond in the rough, snack for the hungry. I was having a tough night. But a lot of people are saying on Twitter that I'm looking at you in disgust. No, those people are wrong. They are wrong. I'm just saying.

You're wrong. Many people are saying that. Many people are also saying that in disgust. No, those people are wrong. They are wrong. I'm just saying. You're wrong. Many people are saying that. Many people are also saying that I was going to risk it all. You were. I really don't know what was going through my head. I can't believe. I looked you up and down twice. You looked hypnotized.

Oh, yeah. The look in your eye was hypnotism. Yes. I also put. You got lost in the sauce. Yeah. But at least I learned my etiquette at strip clubs. Look, don't touch.

I didn't touch you. I'm just happy I didn't fart. Because I would say 99% of the time when I stand up off a couch, I fart. You're like an old dog. Yeah, like, so, yeah, like, when my body moves, my body takes sudden movements by just farting. So that was, I mean, I don't know. I'm so glad I don't know, it was a divine intervention to not fart in that

one particular moment where Casey just wanted the whole damn booty. She wanted the whole damn thing. What were you even getting up for? I don't know. My back hurt. I don't know. But I mean, when I saw the still shot, I was like, surely I was just like looking to the side and it just looks like

I was staring at your ass. Like you can't. The video, the gif, whatever you want to call it. I mean, you were locked in on the ass and then you kind of looked him up and down. Up and down. It wasn't the ass was just the entry point. You were careful. That is true.

But you looked him up and down. I know. I read his blog and he said he didn't know if he got sexually harassed. I wrote in my blog that maybe I will get in trouble for it. I need to take more sexual harassment training. I haven't done my training yet. I haven't either. So maybe that'll be in there.

Oh, so I think we're both clear then. Yeah. No, she hasn't done it. If she had done the training, which we have to do by, I think, the end of January, then she can be held accountable. But you have not learned to not look at my ass. Yeah, I have not. I think that's, like, lesson number one.

Don't look at Big Cat's ass because it is delish. Don't put it in my face, then. It's like you're just dangling candy in front of a kid. I was standing up. I apologize if I sexually harassed you. No, you don't need to apologize. I did put, and I wanted to put this on Twitter. It made me feel sexy.

Empowered. I said I feel a little bootylicious. I had a hashtag him too in my blog. I was going to put that on Twitter. I felt like people on Twitter wouldn't like that very much. People on Twitter don't like humor. Twitter doesn't do jokes anymore. Yeah, I didn't want to do that.

But I did ogle you. And if I had to guess, but I don't know what was in my brain. I don't do jokes anymore. Yeah, I didn't want to do that, but I did ogle you, and if I had to guess, but I don't know what was in my brain, I don't know what I was thinking, but I would think it was not looking at you in disgust. There we go. You honestly look stunned. That's just people want to take, you know, they want to always say that I'm disgusting and gross, and look, I am disgusting

and gross for the most part, but every now and then, every now and then, looking kind of hot. It's like curveball. Yeah. Ooh, watch out. You just never know what you're going to get with a big cat. And also, here's a spin zone for you, Casey.

It has distracted everyone from the fact that you said Alabama was going to win last night, and they got smoked. Smoked. That's not an unpopular take, though. See, this is the thing, Jared. Casey said, quote, if Alabama doesn't win this game, I will be I will probably never work at

Barstool again, probably never work in sports again. I will go back to Texas and work on an oil rig because this world isn't for me. I mean, maybe I said that while I was staring at Dan's ass. I was just so hypnotized that I just say things like, holy shit, his ass is so nice that I would say that.

But that's also not out of line to be that confident in Alabama going into that game. Like, I feel like if Dave said that about Clemson, and then Clemson got smoked, that seems like a more realistic outcome. See, this is the thing,

is that, and PFT said this perfectly last night, Dave is the best at making you burrow into your takes. Like, whatever you say, and if he disagrees with you, you have to just like roll with it for however long. And I said early in the season when we started the extra episode of the podcast, and I'm sure I said it on the college football show, that I did not think Alabama was going to

lose a game this entire season. And I rolled with that. And so he just every week they would win every week after the SEC championship and they almost lost. You know, he was at me about that. So there was nothing I could do last night. The problem was that it was so bad of a game. We were done.

Middle of third quarter. And these idiots are like, this is so easy. And I'm like, what am I supposed to do at this point? I mean, you owned it. I owned it. That was the only thing that you could have done. And you did that. So I'm proud of you for that.

Dan, what were your bets last night? I had Clemson plus five and a half. But it was almost classic. Like, I bet a lot of money on Clemson plus five and a half, and I felt good until Dave won with his Moneyline bet and made me feel bad for not betting Moneyline. Yeah. Dave won himself a nice chunk of change.

Oh, you think? Yeah. Where's our free coffee? That's what I said. He offered the whole office coffee. He did? And 100 Ubers for me. If you think I'm not gonna like take why just casey because i was the only one i want to go home because alabama was getting killed and he's like go home i'll buy

your uber i'll buy your next hundred ubers i was also so marty and i were the only people that went to the sportsbook last night that took Alabama. Dummies. I know. First of all, I would like to point out that when Marty told me at the sports book that he was taking Alabama, I had regret. Yeah. I had regret. Even as confident as I was in Alabama, like, going into it, like, when he said that he was the only other person.

Like, here's the thing. I'm not a good gambler. I lose all the time. Dave is the same way. But usually when Dave and I are very the time dave is the same way but usually when dave and i are very confident about a bet at the same time it's usually actually works out as crazy as that sounds like we'll usually see the same things and we're both very confident last night again not a good gambler overall everyone knows that but like that kind of game that was just i mean i i'm

actually pissed i didn't bet money line because it was so, so easy. Clemson wasn't that big of a dog? They're plus five and a half. I mean, that's a big dog. I mean, that's big enough where there's definitely, I could have, going into it, it's like I'd rather have the five and a half just because you never know what's going on in a crazy game, interception, whatever. Nick Saban didn't look like he ever coached a fucking football game before.

I'm not going to say I saw that coming. I did not see it. I saw a very close game because they play close games. Like, I guess last year was a little bit, it was more of a blowout. But the two times they've met in a national championship have been close games. It's like, these are two evenly matched teams. It'll come down to the end. I'd rather have a five and a half.

Yeah. Everything that I read about the game was that Clemson had the perfect plan going into this game and just executed it perfectly and made zero mistakes. I listen. Nobody saw that coming last night. A blowout. No. And I feel like it's so easy in retrospect to be like, oh, Casey doesn't know shit about college football because I'm getting a lot of that. Because, of course, like last night, that was like, you know, Dan and Dave's thing, like whatever. But nobody saw an ass kicking coming like that. Obviously, people saw Clemson winning. Obviously, people saw Clemson winning obviously people saw Clemson covering but there were just so many things that happened in

that game that were just mind-boggling mind-boggling like Tommy Smokes of all people was like oh that's gonna be a fake field goal attempt like if Tommy Smokes is seeing it like the whole world saw it Tommy Smokes had a moment on the live stream. Oh, he had a few moments, but the elbow to Marty Mush and his googly hands was not something that I expected to ever see from Tommy Smokes. You didn't expect to see that from Tommy Smokes? The hands threw me off.

Tommy's a spaz. Yeah, but I can see him accidentally elbowing Marty Mush in the head in an attempt to hug Dave. But then the googly hands, that was something that I just never expected to see from Tommy Smokes. Tommy, last night, he's always been a yes man. But he didn't have a headset on at this point. But Dave said that if he wanted to put his dick into Tommy, that Tommy would let that happen. Wait, what?

He said that on the live stream because at one point Tommy had gotten off because we rotated me and PFT in with Marty and Tommy and the bet that Dave made was like, oh, Tommy has to be here sitting with me.

So he made Tommy come over and sit between us behind the couch and I was uncomfortable about it and I was like, Tommy, why are you letting Dave caress you and harass you and whatever else? And somehow it escalated was like, Tommy, like, why are you letting Dave caress you and harass you and whatever

else? And it somehow it escalated surprise where it eventually landed on Dave saying he could penetrate Tommy if he wanted. He wanted to. You wouldn't. Dave said that. That was the most sexual harassment that happened. Yeah.

But of course, like, because that's number two. How did that just like go completely unnoticed? That's kind of everyone's seen that coming. I did. You would look at my ass. I called Tommy a gimp a couple times. Tommy has no self-pride at this point.

Dave literally said he would fuck him. And Tommy didn't say anything. But he didn't agree. I thought he agreed. Well, he didn't have a headset on. But he wasn't going to say no. I like to go on record and say he wasn't going to say no. I would like to know what he would have said had he heard Dave.

He did hear him. He was sitting next to him. This makes me uncomfortable. Is it? Yeah. Like Tommy being assed? Yeah, no, I mean, that's just another day. Who wouldn't look like that?

Yeah. This is another day. Who wouldn't? Yeah, I feel that. Yeah. But so either way, Casey, you are getting to deflect off of the Alabama take. Oh, 100%. Yeah.

That's great. Nice for her. It is nice. And it's like, it would be different if I made some horrendously grossed out face or if I licked my lips or something. Now it's like, it's a controversy. Trying to card swipe me? Yeah.

I could have touched you. Deadspin, I'm sure, is trying to figure out how they can twist this around. I will say, though, if the roles were reversed, if it was like me standing up. It would have been a big problem. Big problem. Big problem. I can admit that. Oh, yeah.

This is a double standard that I'm willing to own. Like if it was me standing up and doing that to me, then it would have been bad. I think there's also some like there's humor in anyone, the idea of anyone objectifying me. You know what I mean? Like, it's such a ridiculous concept. I saw you, you were talking about on the yak, your body type. Yeah, I'm a Spongebob on, I'm Spongebob Squarepants. Yeah.

Yeah. You said that you're built like a fridge. Frigerator on sticks. Yeah. I don't, I mean, your legs aren't, like, tiny. They're bad. I don't have an ass either. I have a flat ass. I disagree. Oh, okay. I might

have a little bit of a bump. I wouldn't have been looking at nothing, Dan. Hey, listen, I've lost probably about seven or eight pounds in the last six days. Have you? Yeah. And you had a dietician on. You had a dietician on the act? The only thing I took away from the dietician is you can swallow gum and it won't grow a tree in your stomach. It won't do anything? What does it do?

We had some guy who was on hold for like 40 minutes and that was his only question. He was like, can you swallow gum? Wasn't it when you were little? It was like 7 years? Well, that's the thing. Does it just sit in your stomach for 7 years or no? Hank eats gum all the time.

Well, that doesn't surprise me. No. He just eats it all the time. I, that doesn't surprise me. No. No. He just eats it all the time. Yeah. I don't think I've ever just consciously been like, I'm going to swallow this gum. Swallow this gum. Yeah, you swallow it like if you hit a bump in the road or something. Yeah. Well.

I don't think I've ever. I mean, I haven't swallowed gum since probably first grade when I didn't know that you couldn't do that. But you can do that. So you're an idiot. But first grade Jared is even dumber than he thought. Could you? But I. But you can't say Jared is even dumber than he thought. But I feel like you can't. We had a dietician.

She said you can swallow gum. You can swallow gum without dying, but does it still take longer to digest than just regular food? I can't answer that. I'm not a dietician. I'm just a nutritionist. But that is a question that you should have asked the dietician. Is gum nutritious? You can say you're a nutritionist. Anyone can say they're a nutritionist.

That's the other thing I learned. Why? Like, I asked, like, are you a diet? Like, is nutritionist? And they said, no, dietician. I was like, oh, what's the difference? Like, is saying nutritionist like a bad word? And they're like, well, anyone can say they're a nutritionist.

You have to go to school to be a dietician. Ah. So Billy Football was a nutritionist. You just said that. Yeah, well, I just said it. Billy Football was a nutritionist. You just said that. Yeah, well, I just said it. So you're a nutritionist. I can be. Can I ask you nutrition questions?

Absolutely. So like during the day, I can just come up and ask you. I will absolutely answer them. All right, well then. Is gum nutritious? Yeah. Is it like fruity gum? Sugar-free, sugar-free.

Is fruitier gum better for you? No, you're trident. Okay. You know, the gums. Stay away from juicy fruit. Yeah. I'm trying to think. Bubblicious, although delicious.

Don't do it. Don't do it. Unless you put chewing tobacco inside it, then it's fine. True. What about big league chew? Big league chew, not nutritious. Why not? Yeah, there's a little sugar in there.

There is a lot of sugar. There's a lot of sugar. There's like a white powder on it. There's a lot of sugar. Stick to chewing tobacco on that. Okay. What's the best alcohol to drown my gambling sorrows? Tequila.

Okay. Cold? Cold tequila. Clear, cold tequila. It's made from guavas. Is guava a thing? I don't know. I don't.

Yes. It sounds like a country. It's made from guavas, and there's no carbs in it can i have a lime yes you can have a lot no salt try to limit yourself okay okay that's that i mean i'm gonna just start asking all these questions i'm just gonna live by this i'm gonna live by this it works yeah it does but no i at the end of the day i had a good time last night even though i got my ass handed to me i will admit, that gambling is not fun when you lose. Oh, you think?

It's not fun. It's a hot take, I know. This all started because of March Madness. So we're coming up on March Madness. We're a couple months out. Jerry Buckets is coming back. Yeah, I got to fucking get back in the game. I actually did pretty well for myself last March.

Yeah, I know. You said it was easy. It was easy. Syracuse fucked me. That was the only time where I think I lost. I lost like two for myself last March. Yeah, I know. You said it was easy. It was easy. Syracuse fucked me. That was the only time where I think I lost. I lost like two bets the entire month. Somebody tweeted at me last night, like, act like you've been there before. And I was like, bro, I haven't been here before.

This is not fun. I bet more money last night than I had on anything else. And then I just had to sit and just get ridiculed for the entire game. What would you say your winning percentage is lifetime, Big Cat? 40% maybe. That's pretty good. No, it's not. I mean, that for like a non-professional gambler?

No, that's really, really bad, Jared. Like, you can flip a coin. Yeah. I mean, that's gambling. Yeah, but I'm less than of, I mean. Like, what do you think Marty Mush's percentage is, like 15%? No. It's just that There's no percentage.

I've lost money year over year, month over month, week over week. So you just... I get paid out in a given year in a football season. I probably get paid out two or three times. Every other week I have to give it back. That sucks. So is it like... I know last night obviously you guys were giving me shit.

But if I bet all the time and lost, then I wouldn't get the whole, you don't know what you're talking about. It's like the one bet that I made that I lost. Is that why I got that? Yeah, no, no, no. Yeah, you don't know. I just have to like bet a whole, whole bunch. So it's like you don't necessarily know anything. Right, correct, correct.

So that's the advice you have is just to start really betting hard. No, don't. If you don't have a gambling, if you don't have the itch, never start gambling. That's what I'm trying to say. That's the thing that people don't understand. It's not something I'm proud of. It's not something I'm like, oh, I love it. Like, I just, I have to gamble.

Dave's the same way. Like, we got to gamble. Yeah. But how do you get the itch if you're not cashing out as often as you thought you would be? I don't have the itch. I have the disease. Yeah. Like, I don't have the itch. I have the disease. Yeah. Like, I don't have the itch.

I have the... You have the full-blown disease. Yeah. I have full-blown hives. Yeah. So wouldn't the care be... I'm going to scratch everything. Stop.

I guess... Lose everything. Yeah. It's like, if you keep losing money, then why do you just wake up and be like, oh, I got to put my bets in. Got to donate more money. I actually want gambling to become legalized. That's the thing. Because then I will start just betting with my

own, like, I'll bet with my money that I have in hand and it can't, the hurt can't be as bad. Why? Because when you bet with a bookie, you bet on credit. So, like, I always got to pay, but, like, it's not real until it's real. Yeah. Whereas when you bet, like, last night I had to go up with the

cash, hand it to them get the bet slip back like you can't just show up and be like oh well let's just we'll bet i'm good for this and i am good for it but it also is like you know you bet more than you should right it's like monopoly money right right i always find a way to be good for it but there's moments when you're not always good for it for that, you know, day. And you're like, oh, fuck. I got to get good for it. So you think that legalized gambling will help you? Yes. You do?

Yes. I definitely, I think it's so strange. Like, Dave getting 60 grand in cash and then just, like, walking out of there is normal. I know. Crazy. I just don't. Like, and do people do that? You got it in cash?

Yes. Yeah. What else did you get in it? A check? I don't know. They just say sit there and they just hand it to you and then you walk out. I think they can do that in cash? Yes. What else would you get in a check? I don't know. They just say sit there and they just hand it to you and then you walk out. I think they can do it in cash. I mean, check.

I think they can do it. They might, but yeah. Why would you want that? I don't know. How do people not get mugged? To not walk out with fucking 60 grand in cash? Then you might have to pay taxes. I don't know how it works.

I don't think you'd have to pay taxes if you got a check. I think eventually. It's a multiplier thing. I don't know how it works. Like if you hit like a parlay, like a $10 parlay that wins you $10,000, I think you'd have to pay taxes on it. Do they fucking, like, put it in a suitcase? Like, how do you walk out with 60 grand? Just hand it to you.

Yeah. I don't know if he had a bag or something. What's that stack look like? He put it on Twitter. They were stacks. Oh, he did? He put it on Twitter. He tweeted it to Clay Travis.

Did he really? Yeah. Oh, yeah. He did. What an asshole. Do you guys take breaks in this show? We take half hour breaks. You can leave if you want.

Oh, okay. Yeah. I was just waiting. I was like, why is no one taking a break? Like, Kevin said 10 minutes. It's now been 20 minutes. All right, I do actually have to leave. Well, why don't we take a break, or an early break then?

Can we do that? We could, in theory, take an early break. Yeah, let's do that. All right, there we go. Perfect. Early break. There you go. Early break.

All right. Thanks, guys. Have fun. Thanks to Dan Katz. Sorry for staring at your ass. Check out his podcast, Pardon My Take an early break. Yeah, let's do that. All right, there we go. Perfect. Early break. There you go. Early break. All right. Thanks, guys. Thanks, Dan. Thanks to Dan Katz. Thanks, Dan. Sorry for staring at your ass. Check out his podcast, Pardon My Take, on iTunes. And stare at his ass, too.

Yeah. on the kitchen floor. I said, mommy, I'm going to love you too. You don't hurt no more. And when I'm older, you ain't got to work no more. And I'm going to get you that mansion that we couldn't afford. See, y'all, unbreakable, unmistakable, highly capable. Lady, that's making loot. A little bit like a two-year-old. Welcome, welcome, welcome, welcome. I see the girls in the club, they're getting wild for me.

And all the pretty chicks. Not even Mace can put me in a good mood. Not even Welcome Back with a little Mikey Fowler production can put a smile on my face. Because the New York Jets have hired Adam fucking Gase as their head coach. Yikes. And I'm not kidding when I say I think it is a full-blown catastrophic move. And I think it was the biggest hiring in franchise history, and I think they completely whiffed.

Like, given the circumstances, I don't think it's that much of an exaggeration to say. I don't think any team could ever be in a more pivotal spot than when you have a new potential franchise quarterback when you've never had one and $100 million available. And a defensive stud in Jamal Adams and things are starting to kind of align. And probably the most important piece is still yet to be determined you are making that decision now and you go hire a 23 and 25 miami dolphins retread who just fucking got fired like just got 25 seconds ago like this already didn't work the

jets and the dolphins are two shitty teams in the afc east. They tried it. It didn't fucking work. It was really, really bad and very uninspiring and very problematic and very blah. When I say Adam Gase, I go blah. That's the noise that comes out of my fucking body. They had the spectrum of coaches. Now, I'm not saying quality-wise, but the spectrum, the types of coaches ran the gamut. You had a guy like Cliff Kingsbury, who it seems unproven, obviously, and kind of wild that any NFL team would be clamoring for him because it's not like he was like Saban down in college,

but he's young, he's hot, he's cool, he's probably got a new mentality, new age football, he is literally sexy. I think there is something to his, like, electricity. I'm sure the players would love him. But you run the risk of not proving. I get that. On the other side, you have Mike McCarthy, who won a fucking Super Bowl. Won a goddamn Super Bowl.

His best years are probably past him. Probably. I don't know. Coach can coach forever. Who knows? I understand he's also a retread. People were unhappy with him in Green Bay. That's just because they're Aaron Rodgers apologists. And everybody everybody kind of needs a change at some point.

Hubs actually likened it to Joe Girardi, where it was like he's still a good manager. He presided over the last, you know, however many years and they were a good team, but they needed to move on. It doesn't mean he can't coach another team, doesn't mean he can't step up and still be a good coach for another franchise. I personally, if I had a young quarterback, and I had a guy who spent the last 13 years with Brett Favre and Aaron Rogers, I probably would have gone with him. Probably if I owned the Jets

and were starving for a Super Bowl, I probably would have signed the guy that won a fucking Super Bowl. And all because he wanted too much power. I was talking to Willie Colon, it sounds like he wanted Belichick power. Fucking give it to him. What about the Jets? Who in the Jets organization is like, no, no, no, no.

We need to make sure this guy has the power. Mike McCagnin, who fucking cares if he's making the decisions or not? Who in the Jets front office or ownership group are you like, well, no, we can't give away full power because then we don't have XYZ making the decisions. This franchise stinks. So why don't we hand the keys to him? And if it doesn't work, what's the worst case scenario? You stink more?

Give Mike McCarthy a shot. Let him run the whole show. Maybe he grooms Donald the same way he groomed Aaron Rodgers. Maybe you put it all together. And if you don't, you fire him after four fucking years and you're done with it whatever what does it feel like to know that

your next season is going to be miserable when this season isn't even over yet the next four bro I mean this is it if they give him four years yeah it's going to be

three or four more years it's Rex Ryan for four years with maybe an extension because you kind of sort of liked him and then you go into Todd Bowles

and it's three or four uninspiring years of him and it's going to be the same fucking thing with Adam Gase you know why because it just already happened the Dolphins just fucking did this and I know every situation is different but do you think that the Jets is a more conducive place to winning like if you came from uh I mean previously people would use the Browns as an example but if you come from like a clown shoe organization and you get out of there and you're surrounded with some competent owners and competent personnel all of a sudden those that franchise brings out the best in you are the new york jets one of those franchises jared i mean i would say no kevin

jc are they one of those franchises they sure aren't kevin so why do we think that adam gaze is going to be any fucking better here at a place that is equally, if not more, dysfunctional than the Miami Dolphins? Have you ever tried just like embracing the impossible? Just why not us? With Adam Gase? Just the Jets. No, yeah. I mean, technically, you see, everyone thinks I'm negative and pessimistic.

It's not even that. I'm actually the most hopeful person. I do this every fucking year. I still watch and I still talk about it. I still write these blogs. You need to commit to giving up, Kevin. Because once you give up, then you can only have positive things happen to you.

Don't give up, Kevin. No, give up. Don't give up. If I give up, I'm gone. If I give up, I'm gone. No, you're not. He's saying he is. You give up. You give up, and then you still follow your team, and then if bad things happen, it's like, well, I've already given up. I can't do that. And if good things happen, you're like, holy shit, and it feels good.

Jared, this life is, it's like drugs. It's like, why don't you just give up your heroin? It's like, I'm addicted, bro. I can't. I'm not saying to give up the heroin. What are you saying, then? I mean, I can't. It's like, just do a little bit of heroin.

Just stop. Just follow. Just keep an eye on the heroin. It's like, I'm either in it or I'm out. You need to give up, Kevin. I don't think you're fucking right. I do. I just can't.

I don't think that you should because then it's not as much fun for you. Yeah. Yeah. Fucking miserable. Well, OK, so here's the silver lining on the Adam Gase hire. There's not very much of a silver lining. I agree with you. But in three or four years, you'll not only be looking for a new head coach, you'll be looking

for a new general manager. That's and that's what the worst part is, because when when Todd Bowles, when he had that just emasculating massacre destruction, worst game I've ever watched against the Bills going into the bye, everyone was like, fire Todd Bowles right now. And I said, don't do it now because you should just fire both of them. And you can't fire both people in the middle of season. Cause then it's a disaster. But McKagan has a hundred million dollars and a head coaching decision to make and a top three pick.

And you need to make sure whatever GM that is, is going to knock all three of those out of the park. He ain't the guy. He ain't the one, but that's why I'm saying like, maybe this is, you know, you're,

you've been preaching the tanking and all that stuff. This is the way to get him out because I got news for you. Adam Gase. Ain't going to work. It's not going to work. So now you're looking at a 24, five year old Sam Donald. If we go four years, I don't think it's going to go four years. So it's going to go three.

OK, so, yeah. So 24, 25, whatever. You know, he was 21. I don't know when he turns 22 whatever it may be who has now had like several years of losing under his belt that sucks and it's not like he's you know it's not like he's like 32 and you're like missed your window and in a weird way it's like maybe that might be the time if you get if the stars and the moons aligned but like but this is the point it's never going to work It's never going to align because they do things like this.

And you hit the nail on the head too, with like a cliff Kingsbury hire is a huge risk that may or may not work out, but you just don't know yet. You don't know what he's able to do. There was a slimmer, slim chance that it was going to be like Donald and Kingsbury are these two like young fucking sexy guys in New York who like it's working and they're taking the world by storm slim,

but there's at least that chance. There's a thought process that it could be out there and the fact that you don't know with Cliff Kingsbury and then you absolutely know with Mike McCarthy for better or worse for better like you got somewhere in the middle which is neither which is neither you got you got safe and but potentially like old and you had risky but developed Aaron Rogers and you got the middle. You got the worst of both worlds. I did tell you this before we came on air when Danny Amendola was on the podcast over the summer. He said he's a players

coach. Well, great. Danny likes him. Nobody else in the fucking Dolphins organization did, but Danny Amendola does. This is going to rub salt in your wound. Actually, the quote was playing for Bill Belichick is like playing for a principal. Playing for Adam Gase is like playing for your friend. So basically he's saying he's the complete opposite of Bill Belichick. I apologize.

You never want that. You never want that. Yeah. That's tough. I would say if you just hired a coach that is the polar opposite of the greatest head coach of all time. It's just not a situation where- Probably a bad idea.

Yeah, no, it's just not. But, you know- It's just, like, Mike McCarthy was- I Yeah, no, it's just not. But, you know, it's just, like, Mike McCarthy was, I was not, like, over the moon about him, although I really started to just think to myself,

as a Jets fan, I'm gonna, I'm gonna rebuff a guy who's won a fucking Super Bowl. I'm not really, you know, beggars can't be choosers. And I did think to myself, you know,

whether or not he has, you can't give him credit for Brett Favre, obviously, he caught the tail end of that. And can you give him credit for Aaron Rodgers? Like, not really. But even just being, at the very least, he was just around that. Like, just by osmosis.

There was some sort of development. If you are a young quarterback and you sit down with your new coach and he says, hey, this is what I do with Aaron Rodgers, wouldn't you be like, okay, I'm at least buying into this. I at least believe in this. And then the worst part of all is when you find out that the reason Adam Gase got hired is because fucking Peyton Manning made a phone call. Who fucking cares? Anybody who's trying to say that Adam, like, like Adam Gase had anything to do with Peyton Manning.

Like Peyton Manning has anything, like gives a fuck about Adam Gase. They're fucking friends. Probably picked up the phone and was like, yeah, no, he's good. And the Jets were like, oh my god, Peyton Manning says so, we have to fucking do it, you morons. Who hires anybody from any job off the job recommendation? Oh yeah, Jared Kravitz, he's a great guy.

Oh, let's hire him because his fucking best friend at Barstool said so. Fucking cares. They were probably hanging out in Denver when Peyton was just done with shit and they were probably having a blast, probably having a grand old time. Fucking Peyton Manning picks up the phone and all of a sudden you make the most pivotal decision in the world based on

fucking Papa John's Peyton Manning. Kevin's on his feet for this take, by the way. He's standing up. I mean, I agree with you. If they said to me, like, we sat down and we learned this and we learned that and Mike McCarley wasn't good because of this but adam gaze like this is the reason why it didn't work in miami and we do the

opposite here so we think it's gonna work they said peyton manning called us who fucking cares i actually had someone put in an application here at barstool and they were like did you did you put in a good word for me i was like my, my word means nothing. It means nothing. It really means nothing. But the Jets would be like, oh, the Rockets said so. So let's give this guy a fucking four-year deal. Okay, so what do you think about the devil's advocate

that I have? What do you think about the fact that Ryan Tannehill was injured most of the time when they were in Miami, and then he is an offensive-minded coach, and you haven't had

one of those in a while. Anything helping at all? I mean, I'm just trying to find silver linings for you. They threw out Tannehill. They threw out Cutler. I'm like, that doesn't make me – you know what? You know what the other coaching option you throw out is Aaron Rodgers. So everything you're going to say, it's like the other option is just better.

Or somebody who developed Patrick Mahomes, Baker Mayfield go down the list. And again, like, I think Kingsbury is a very big risk. I don't want to make it sound like we should assign Kingsbury. But there is just at least a thought process of like, you know, you see a couple, you see the Rams pop off with this new young coach. And it's like, maybe we could capture that in a bottle. You know, at least there's that hope. And with McCarthy, you hope that, hey, the Packers just ran their course and he's still a great football mind.

There's no hope with Adam Gase. There's neither of that. It's just this bullshit half measure. I feel bad for you. I mean, that just set everything back. That's it. As good as you were happy about Darnold, you're happy about Jamal Adams, people talk about culture change and this, that, the other thing,

it's for nothing now because, you know, there's two. You need two things in the NFL. It's coaching and quarterback. You might have one, and you're swung and a miss on the other one in a major fucking way. The only thing that you can hope for, though, is that Adam Gase just couldn't be successful because Ryan Tannehill is just not the answer.

Jay Cutler was just not the answer. And that Sam Darnold is for the Jets and that he can somehow kind of hone that talent in and have Sam Darnold go from where he left off this past season. That's the only hope you have. Right. But, like, you have to hope that Sam Darnold's talent is just better than coaching. Right. But that's like.

That sucks. But that's where you're at. You know, if that if you're just like, well, our quarterback's so good that it doesn't matter who our coach is. So we're going to hire this shitty guy. No, you don't want that. But I mean, that's what you're at right now. If you believe, and I think anybody would agree, does believe that quarterback is the most important

and you want a coach to groom that guy to be the best you can be, there is a guy available who coaches, who just coached, who some would call the greatest ever. So I don't care about Ryan Tannehill. I don't care about Jake Cutler because the other comparison, coaches who just coached who some would call the greatest ever. So, I don't care about Ryan Tannehill. I don't care about Jake Cutler because the other comparison, the other option is Aaron Rodgers. And a Super Bowl winning quarterback.

And all because he wanted Belichick power. All because he wanted GM power and control of the 53. Give it to him. Fucking give it to him. Because Mike McCagnin is the one who has it right now. And that would be like, you know, if someone came in the barstool and was just like, well, I need full control. And we're like, well, no, like Spider makes all the decisions. We can't possibly change that.

It's like, what the fuck? Why? If we had already, if we had a fucking stellar GM, I would get it. If we had a great track record, I would get it. We can't rock the boat for this guy. We're already in good shape. We're not in good shape. His first season with Miami, he went 10-6. And then what?

And then what? Tannehill got hurt. So now Tannehill's the truth. Tannehill is the fucking end-all be-all. There was a time when I did believe Tannehill was going to be a franchise NFL quarterback. Well, Mikey Fowler says so, so Adam Gase must be fucking coach of the year. I think that you're going to see a bump.

Mikey. 8-8? That works. No, no. I mean that you're going to see a bump. Mikey. 8-8? At worst. No, no. I mean, listen. You are the Jets. Well, famous last words from a Jets fan. The Jets will improve because Sam Darnold is just going to get a little bit better. Jamal Adams is going to get better. They have a few.

Quincy Anunio locked up now. There is some hope. But I'm not here for 8-8, Mikey. I'm not here for football purgatory. But, I mean, it's baby steps. You wouldn't be happy with 8-8 next year? Yes. That's a lot of holes.

Here's what's going to happen. 7-9, 8-8, 6-10. It's going to improve, and then it's just going to be a big step back. And then, yeah, you're stuck with a seven or eight pick every fucking year. And then you know what's going to happen, Kevin? He's going to have one year where he's the fucking coach of the year. And then he's going to have one more year. He may win ten games.

And then he's there for fucking 25 years. This is how it goes. Rex Ryan got an extension because they won the last game of the year. And the players were like, we really like him. Okay, well, here's more fucking money and more purgatory i mean adam gaze is is a better coach yes i think that sam donald is a good enough quarterback to where you will take a step up i do not think adam gaze is putting you in any type of running for the super bowl yeah anytime soon and even if i mean maybe if the jets if you had like told me like behind closed doors that they were like,

Darnold's still too young. We don't think any of these coaches are our guy. So we're not ready to give, you know, if they really, if they had a full plan, like you're looking at who might be coming up in college or who might be available in three or four years or something like that, where it was like, all right, let's just get fucking Adam Gase placeholder. When Darnold's like 24, 25, 26, whatever it may be, that's when we're going to go all in. Like, fine. But A, there's really no way to know that.

B, the Jets are not, you're not in the position to play checkers like that. Like, you have to strike now. You have $100 million, a top pick, and a quarterback. You don't get to slow play this. You have to get this fucking done now. And you had a safe, albeit not sexy, pick. Who wanted you when when anybody who

has won a super bowl and groomed hall of fame quarterback says i only want to go to the jets and the jets say no to him it's almost like they just want to be the laughingstock of the nfl they try it's like they try to do this to me i think the mets are gonna be good this year fuck you jared so here's my question, though. In retrospect, now, looking at... I mean, Mike McCarthy is the number one guy that you would have wanted at this point, right? Again, I don't think any of these coaches

were like, boom, done. I don't think any of them were awesome. I think there's a chance that anybody who comes to the Jets on the later half of their career is kind of like, I'm going to cash this check. The Jets suck. You run that risk. My thing was, worst case scenario, mccarthy you should become the packers of the past couple years and that's what the jets are every year so that's worst case scenario is what you already are so then would you how would you have reacted like we're going back to cliff

kingsbury would you be mad with that pick because no because i at least known well uh i i i said on the rundown like i was like yeah let's fucking go. But I realize that's the most Jets fan and Jets thing ever to be like, we picked our quarterback because he – we picked our coach because he's pretty. Like, there's definitely a part of me that's like, this dude is the fucking man. And it's like, well, you know what? The guy who wears fucking cutoff hoodies and, like, is a slob up in New England is the best ever. So I don't care that you're in the club with Dave and you look hot

and your girl's sexy. Like, who cares? But if it works and you're that guy, then all of a sudden you have, like, this immortal shit going on. Well, and the argument, too, and I'm going to be just shameless and plug comeback season.

We had his agent on today because he's one of the co-hosts, Eric Burkhart. And one of the things that we talked about, because I said there's so many people right now that are like, why would Cliff Kingsbury be a good NFL head coach if he was just pathetically mediocre at Texas Tech? And the thing that you look at is you just you don't have to recruit anymore. He doesn't have to go out and try to get kids to come to Lubbock, Texas.

And like even though Baker Mayfield left, he was one of the only guys that gave Baker Mayfield a chance because he's like, this kid's really good. Now, Baker Mayfield didn't pan out there there but he was able to see that talent he was obviously able to groom patrick mahomes and you go down the list davis webb case keenum johnny manziel whatever but having to convince people to come to lubbock is when there's a million other options right like you said you could be like the hottest coach in the world and whatever but then you go up to oregon and you're like oh shit i'd rather play like nike just threw up everywhere yeah yeah He doesn't have to do that in the NFL because somebody's going to get selected. So he's so unknown that it's like, well, he doesn't, you don't know

if he can groom these guys or not, but at least there's a chance that he could. Right. I mean, it might be slim, it might be naive, but there is a chance that Cliff Kingsbury like pans out and takes the world by storm. There's a chance that Mike McCarthy returns to a Super Bowl form. What is it with Adam Gase? He's going to be mediocre. There's a chance he does what, there's a chance that Mike McCarthy returns to a Super Bowl form. What is it with Adam Gase?

He's going to be mediocre. There's a chance he does what? There's a chance he is Jason Garrett 2.0. And maybe not even as good as Jason Garrett because Jason Garrett was the coach of the year. I mean, as a Jets fan, I'd probably sign for that. Yeah, for Garrett right now. Give me the playoffs and give me a coach of the year.

10 wins, 11 wins, yeah. Kevin's on the line. Kevin, convince me I'm wrong. I'm going to convince you. KFC, I'm the biggest fan of yours. I usually agree with everything. I'm a diehard Jet fan. He's a ticket holder.

I don't get how we're shitting on Adam Gates. The guy won his first year in the NFL with his quarterback. 10 Gates made the playoffs. Then he was stuck with Jay Cutler's corpse. Won seven Gates. Then he was stuck with Jay Cutler's corpse, won seven games. Then he was stuck with Brock Osweiler. Brock fucking Osweiler. He stinks. Won seven games. Give the guy a chance.

I don't get what the, and the alternative, you want Cliff Kingsbury. No, I don't. I want Mike McCarthy. You want Mike McCarthy. He could have won with Aaron Rodgers. Aaron Rodgers. Right, but guess what?

First of all, he did at one point win with Aaron Rodgers. Second of all, I think that what's going on with Mike McCarthy and the Packers nation is a lot of Aaron Rodgers apologists. I don't think Aaron Rodgers has been tip-top his past few years. I think Mike McCarthy is catching all the heat for that. You want to give Mike McCarthy the key to the city with $100 million? What has he done? Has he ever

done anything? You want to give it to Mike McKagan? You want to give it to Mike McKagan? I mean, I have to give it to Mike McKagan. I don't want to give it to Mike McCarthy. He's never done anything. He had Aaron Rodgers. He won a Super Bowl, man. He won a Super Bowl. Aaron Rodgers won a Super Bowl. Cliff Kingsbury won a Super Bowl. Cliff – Aaron Rodgers won a Super Bowl.

Cliff Kingsbury won five games with Patrick Mahomes. He let Baker Mayfield lead. Again, I'm not really pushing for Cliff Kingsbury. So, like, I don't – that's not – that was not my pick. I was just saying I can envision the appeal of him, and there is this 1% chance that he goes off. Mike McCarthy, while not sexy, he has been around these quarterbacks.

He has won before. And the alternative is keeping our shitty fucking brain trust because we're afraid to give him the keys. I would roll the dice. I would roll the dice with him. I don't even think it's that much of a rolling of the dice. I think he's a pretty seasoned coach. I think you know what you're going to get. And the upside is maybe not

fucking the stratosphere, but you know that he can win. You know he has won. He's been around quarterbacks before. I have no fear that he's going to botch Sam Donald's progression. I don't see the problem with it. Who says Adam Gaze has a

feeling? He's 40 years old. I don't know his fucking record, man. His completely uninspiring... He won 10 games with Ryan Salazar. He got fired! He just got fired! If he's such a great coach, why is he

not still in Miami? Guess what? Bill Belichick got fired. Andy Reid got fired. Oh my god, Adam Gase is Bill Belichick? I understand what you're saying Kevin but I like and this is why what you said to lead off this call

is kind of the problem you were like I'm a die hard Jets fan and I know like I'm a die hard Mets fan more so and I know when you the way that Jets fucking freaks live breathe and operate it's like you can't you guys don't see what's really going on. You guys are the Jets fans. They're mad at me for wanting to tank.

You're mad at me for always saying the goddamn Jets. You always want to see the positive, and I get it. But if you take a step back and you just look at this situation of hiring a instant Miami Dolphins retread that didn't work, there's just nothing inspiring about that at all. It didn't work with Brock Osweiler. It didn't work with Jake Cutler. He won 10 games his first year with Ryan Tannehill. Again, Ryan Tannehill.

It wasn't Aaron Rodgers. It was Ryan Tannehill. He won 10 games and made the playoffs his very first year. The last two years, he had Jake Cutler's corpse smoking butts. He had Brock Osweiler. And so, and again, and as a, what'd you say, a 40-year-old, like basically still rookie head coach, you want him being the guy to groom Darnold's career?

The guy that couldn't win. I'm telling you right now, I don't want the guy who couldn't win with Aaron Rodgers. I don't want the guy who couldn't win with, I'm telling you right now, I don't want the guy who couldn't win with Aaron Rodgers. I don't want the guy who couldn't win more than, couldn't go 500 in college with Patrick Mahomes, the next coming of Christ. In Lubbock, Texas, you know shit about college football. Who do you want to hire?

Again, he did win. We keep discounting that and just saying he had nothing to do with that, but he did win. He's the best of the worst. Guess what? Bill Belichick is an out there to get. I understand that, but we have to work with what we're given. I don't want another four.

I mean, answer my question. I just asked you, do you think Adam Gase is the one to groom a quarterback? You think he's ready for that? Yeah. Can I tell you why? Can I give you a fact? Peyton Manning had his best year with him. Jay Cutler had his best year with him.

Are you giving Peyton Manning, you're giving credit to Adam Gase for Peyton Manning? No, no, no, no. Goodbye. Goodbye. Oh, no. What an awful take. Come on, man.

Listen, he does make a valid point. Ten wins. Yes. That's impressive. Yes. I don't think that was as much Adam Gase as it was just. I think. I don't think you can point to him specifically.

But then to back it up with fucking being Peyton Manning. You could be the OC. I could be the head coach. You could be the quarterback coach. And he would do exactly what he did. It's Peyton Manning. Come on, man. Peyton Manning's pretty good.

Pretty good, yeah. I just, what I do. What year is it? Right now, like, you know, talk to you later. I wouldn't want to be ghosting. No, you gotta lie. If you're not gonna go the ghosting route, you gotta lie and say, like, I'm sorry, like, I started talking to someone else.

Right, that's what I mean, yeah. Because then they can't get mad at that. It's like, it's not that I'm not interested in you. I met up with you. But it's just that, like, I was also talking to someone at the same time, and now, like, I'm dating her now. Well, right, I didn't mean, someone at the same time and now like I'm dating her right I didn't mean like actually say to the girl I'm not interested you're actually ugly in

real life so I'm right for that reason I'm out I feel like getting ignored or ignoring somebody unless like you just met him at a bar or something that's different like if I just met a guy at a bar and then he's like blowing my phone up like you're getting ignored yeah if you have like any type of like friendship or even just like like a mutual friend too that's another thing like you don't want your friend to just think you're an asshole unless the person has just done it relentlessly and they can't catch a hint then you're allowed to ghost I have an idea that we should just come up

with like a safe word for this where if you were just like you just text back like pineapple it's just like cease communication it's basically just cond communication that's it I actually like that it's basically just condensing the we need to talk

yeah and so if you're uncomfortable and you don't know what to say and the word and the pineapple means like

I'm really I'm actually thinking about your feelings I'm not trying to hurt your feelings I'm not just like fuck you I want to do this

in the right way but I don't want to like list out the ways that you're bad or whatever all that shit combined, pineapple. And that just means like, You think a girl would do pineapple

with a sad face next to it? Because it's like, I'm letting you down gently. I'm sad that I have to do this to you. It would depend on how they feel about them. And then what would really happen is they'd be like pineapple with a middle finger emoji. Yeah, like pineapple. Pineapple, motherfucker! Or just like 50 pineapples. I couldn't say this

enough times like I will never text you again if you hit someone with the pineapple emoji you're just a dick yeah you gotta write it out

but I also think that what happens is now there's a precursor to pineapple that becomes awkward now that we need to talk comes before the word pineapple yeah

so there's always just gonna be something but I think we should give it a shot no see I think that if we implement that that if you get hit with a pineapple you shouldn't be allowed to ask why that's what I mean it has to be something. But I think we should give it a shot. No, see, I think that if we implement that, that if you get hit with a pineapple, you shouldn't be allowed to ask why.

That's what I mean. It has to be like, everyone has to agree upon it, and you have to understand that you might be getting pineappled, and so you want more of a description, but a reason. But you're going to be the pineapple-er one day, and you're going to not want to have a rebuttal, so you have to deal with this. Right, because this isn't, you're not

saying people can do this in, like, serious relationships. Like, it shouldn't be allowed. Like, if you're dating somebody for three to have a rebuttal. So you have to deal with this. Right. Because this isn't, you're not saying people can do this in like serious relationships. Like it shouldn't be allowed. Like if you're dating somebody. For three years. Yeah, it's like pineapple. Pineapple. It's like what the fuck? Like this is with like hookups.

Get rid of my stuff? Or like early in the dating. What about the dog? Like early in the dating stages or like just hooking up, you should be allowed to do like any situation basically where you could ghost. Because you're not going to ghost a three year relationship. Yeah. I mean, I guess you could, but you shouldn't ever do that.

But yeah. In like a casual situation, like, okay, we've hooked up a couple of times. It just means like, you know, take the hint. And again, but it means like, I'm doing this because I don't want to hurt your feelings because I don't have a great answer answer but I'm just not feeling it. The world needs to just understand sometimes if it's not there, it's just not there. Sometimes it doesn't work and that's okay. Right. It sucks.

It does. I might just be hypersensitive to all these things right now but I feel like when you break up with someone, you're a bad guy and it's like I don't want to hurt your feelings. I'm not trying to break up with you you're like a bad guy and it's like i don't like want to hurt your feelings i'm not trying to break up with you i'm not like i wish it worked out i wish i fell in love with you i don't know whatever it may be it's like it happens it's a tough conversation

to have but it's not like malicious no i think the older i've gotten the more i see that it's you're not always the bad guy because like i've had friends now who've been in relationships for years and the the boyfriend breaks up with them or the girlfriend breaks up with the guy because like i've had friends now who've been in relationships for years and the the boyfriend breaks up with them or the girlfriend breaks up with the guy because they're like look it's just we're not going to get married we're not going to have kids so what are we doing here i don't see that as a bad guy thing i actually see that as a good guy thing like you're not letting him on when you're younger if you get dumped by a guy that guy's an asshole you could have done everything wrong but like but that ain't right you understand right no no no i know it's 100 not right just like and i feel like a lot of times if a girl breaks up with a guy,

the thought process from the girls like, Oh hell yeah, you deserve to do that. It's like, well you might not have actually, that's a group thing. Yeah. That's a younger group thing thing.

Yeah. It's a pretty immature way to handle it. I think if you, if you're just like with somebody tried it, you're like, if you're just being honest with yourself and you think about that person, you're not like hard eyes emojis and you're just like, it's just not there. Or yeah. I mean that or yeah like that distance i mean there's a lot of stuff

that goes into why i'm a huge proponent of pineapple because i i do think breaking up with someone while not malicious is basically like the rudest thing you can do in a way this is why i'm a huge proponent of pineapple we just thought of this like 10 minutes ago 10 seconds ago this is the confusing part this is 10 seconds for you. I have been on pineapple train for a long time. Because I feel like we were talking about ghosting

in the office, like Ellie was talking about it one day, and I feel like you had... That's actually where it started. I sat with Ellie, and she was like, I just ghost everyone.

I was like, fuck you! Yeah. But it is basically like, okay, I have spent a little bit of time with you. We've hung out. We've had sex. We watch movies.

We eat dinner together. And I have come to the conclusion that I would just rather never have you around me again. Yeah. That's what Pineapple's for. Pineapple's not for like, hey, we've been texting for like a little bit. Like we found each other on social media. We've been texting for like a month. And like we were like really into it.

And it's like, ah, well, I'm not really into it anymore. Right. Because Pineapple is, you know, I just need to be admit. I just need to be honest with myself and admit that you around me. Not great. Yeah. Like I'm not doing it for me. Don't see a future.

But that is like, you know, the harshest thing you can say to someone without being like you're ugly or calling out like, you know, low, nasty things. It's just like I could choose to be around you or I could choose to not be around you. And I'm choosing to not be around you. Yeah. But I would rather again, I know this is maybe an age thing maybe it's not I have no idea but I would rather be told that than just be like okay like day to day I'm riding a roller coaster I get that but when a girl is like you know I just want to hear you say it or like just tell me why and it's like you don't really want to hear that yeah you really don't you know what I mean yeah I guess

that's gonna that's gonna hurt your feelings you know, I do. I am so much, like, in the camp of just tell me. Rip the band-aid off. Just tell me. Just, like, if you don't want to hang out with me, you're not interested in me, you don't want to hook up with me anymore, just say, like, don't come out and be like, you're disgusting.

Yeah. But just tell me, because, like, then, like, I can go and then find somebody else to fulfill that. Yeah. Like, I don't need them. I think you sound like you really mean that and can handle that i think there's probably a lot of girls and maybe guys who say that and they think

they can handle it and like they're not ready for it that's probably true and i mean there's definitely been times where i've been told like hey we're breaking up and it's like devastating but i'd rather know that than just i'd 10 out of 10 be told that than ever be ghosted and most of the time i would rather hear that than just like on a day-to-day just try to guess what someone's thinking because that's the worst. Zach what do you got? So I think this may just talk more about my personality than anything but I was I was wondering I've only been ghosted once but it didn't bother I didn't really like the girl I mean it was whatever what bothered me was being ghosted I just felt like like I'm too good for that. What bothers you more? If you care about the person they ghost you or if you just get

ghosted? Also, I want to say fuck Large. He's starting a narrative on Barstool Radio, on Barstool Breakfast that's just untrue. I will not acknowledge Casey. Won't say hi to her or anything today. That's on Large. Hi, Zach.

You gotta tell him. That's on Large. I don't. Hi, Zach. You got to tell him that's on large. I don't know. Somebody's talking. I don't know who it is. But I just wanted to ask that and also tell large that the hit piece is coming. I mean, I feel like always if you really like somebody and care about someone and they break up with you, that is probably the worst sting of all. But I definitely do get the whole like, well, we're not even now talking about the reasons why we're just talking about the fact

that you think you can just like clown me yeah i do i think i kind of agree with zach there and by the way zach if you're still listening i have not said anything to large that was just that one call i was on barcel breakfast so you're allowed to call and say hello to me and i'm sure you will on sunday after the cowboys lose this weekend or mond. I feel like when I get, if I got ignored, even not even just ghosted, if I get ignored, like I've said something to you that should be answered or that could be answered. Like it wasn't just like a, you know, finale of a text message. That bothers me.

Cause it's like, you just don't care that I feel like I've been ignored. And that maybe is a personality thing too. Like you said, like the idea of it is like, Hey, you just don't care how I feel. But then again, there are times where people need to feel that cause you just don't care how i feel but then again there are times where people need to feel that because they just won't stop that's my thing if i get ignored you gotta just yeah if i get ignored a couple of times i'm not texting you again if i get ignored you know if i look like it's i'm like begging for your attention yeah then i'm not gonna do it i don't do that i think so have either of you been dumped for a reason that you just didn't understand?

No. No? They're all just like, I completely get it. Yeah. I haven't been dumped like all that much, but anytime there has been any sort of, yeah. Yeah, I haven't. I haven't been dumped that much, but when I have, I've pretty much understood why. That makes sense.

I came from like small town America, and when I first got to a city, I got dumped for being too nice, and that shook me. Like, for a minute there. Nice-ass bitch. Yeah, but you understand. Well, now I went the complete other way. Now Mikey's degrading Chase.

Being dumped for being too nice is... It was confusing. ...tough, and what was she, like, 22? Yeah, she was older. Yeah. And she was a fucking, like, a machine,

and you were just like this. Hi. I'm Mikey. I'm 18 years old. I'm either 18 or 36. Nobody can tell. Nobody has any clue how old I am. My birthday's next week.

Starting, I don't even know. 53. 51. Chris from North Carolina. He wants to talk about pineappling. Hey, guys. What's up? I wish pineapple was invented about a week ago because no joke,

10 minutes ago I got a text from someone that I'm trying to pineapple. It says, I'm coming up this weekend, and since you decided to ghost me, I'm going to come by your house. No. Yeah. There's the other side of ghosting You try to make them disappear And then they just show up on your front porch I also have to say though

Even if the pineapple thing was a reality This chick doesn't sound like she would take a pineapple Sometimes you just run up against the crazy one And it doesn't matter what sort of social constructs there are It doesn't matter what you say or don't say If you got a clinger or you got a girl with a temper or whatever it is, there's just nothing worse. The fact that she is okay with sending that text message is alarming. Yeah, even if you're not going to follow through to threaten that.

I can't imagine being like, oh, you don't want to answer my text messages? I'm going to show up at your house, bitch. That would be the best sex of his life. I've had that exact thing happen to me. In a serious relationship, maybe? That's not like they're just hooking up. Oh, that's terrifying. This was like in the very, very, very beginning.

Oh, no. That's scary. It's halftime. We'll get the details from Jared after that. Hour number two coming up. Back to the Rockets. This is the new jam? Yeah, it's not new, but it's just like Your new jam

Yeah, that and Young God by Halsey I can't stop listening to Alright I can fuck with these I'll allow it Thank you, Kevin It's much happier than the one in December Yeah, that's true Yeah Very true All right. I can fuck with these. I'll allow it. Thank you, Kevin. It's much happier than the one in December.

Yeah, that's true. Yeah. Very true. It's much happier. I'm looking at a story here that's so super fucked up. I don't even know if I. I don't like the way that you're setting this up at all. Have you seen the girl in the coma? With the baby? Oh, yeah. Not great. I don't want the way that you're setting this up at all. Have you seen the girl in the coma? With the baby?

Oh, yeah. Not great. I don't want to talk about that. I was not even planning on it, but as I'm just scrolling through... Oh, I'm just scrolling through Twitter because I can't even fucking tweet on it. Oh, yeah, you're in prison. I'm like 12 hours in. The suspension came down.

Like a goddamn fiend, man. I thought I was just going to tweet from KFC Radio. Yeah. Ain't enough action, though. What do you mean? It's just like A lot less followers A lot less engagement

A lot less toxic A lot less hate You know it just doesn't get the juice Do you thrive off the hate? Apparently Apparently I'm some sort of masochist I'm like I don't even have someone making fun of my family right now

The fuck That's true So And I bet those people are mad that they Know you can't see it Yeah I bet you that this This'll be good for you

To kind of just. Well, that's what I said. That's what I said. I told the other couple, like, I could use a break. Yeah. But I'll tell you what, it's a fucking harrowing thought, harrowing feeling when, like, Trent, I walked in and Trent said to me, what do you do now?

Yeah. What are you doing right now without Twitter? And it's weird. Like, I just instinctually, like, reflexively grab my phone, open up Twitter, and I'm like, nope, never mind, close it down. And then I'm just like, I guess I'll open up Instagram. No, I can, and that's what I need to do. But it's just like kissing your sister.

It's just like, there's no point to this. Do you still see your mentions? Yeah. But you can't respond. You just can't do anything with it. So that's, yeah, it's like, fuck that. You can't retweet. It's like being at a strip club. You can get off to it, but you can't do anything. A lot of look, no touch from Casey.

Damn. I mean, you can get off the strip club. Well, yeah, that's what I said. You can, but like you can't touch like you can't. Well, they can touch you. So your mentions can touch you. You can that your Twitter following can touch you, but you can't touch them back. We're talking about strip clubs the other day because one of my buddies has a little bit of a drinking problem.

So to teach him a lesson that you shouldn't drink until you pass out, we were in a strip club. And it was like full contact strip club. And he was in the booth. And he passed out in the booth. Strippers don't give a fuck. They'll just keep dancing on your dead body because they're getting paid by the booth. Yeah. Strippers don't give a fuck. They'll just keep dancing on your dead body because they're getting paid

by the song. Right. So we knew that when he did, because he's cheap too, so we knew that when he didn't come out in like three songs, we were like, oh, he for sure passed out.

Yeah. And we just let him like stay in there and he ended up having to pay her like $400 or something. For like hours, hours of songs. There's a couple spots

that you don't want to like come out of the blackout in, like the end of the subway line or you're off the wrong stop or whatever it may be. You come out of a blackout in the back room with a girl who like

looks like she's been putting in work. She's like sweating because she's been dancing to so many songs. I mean, at some point once you realize that the guy has passed out,

she's probably just checking her phone. I think that's illegal. That seems super illegal. I think there needs to be stripper etiquette. Yeah, there should be. You push a button. That's like a hashtag me too situation.

I'm not even trying to be an asshole. You shouldn't do that. It's like an incapacitated. There's no consent. I mean, he definitely consented. He was in there. He consented for us all. She didn't drag his dead body in there.

He died in there. But you can consent to certain things and then stop consenting. That's the whole point. Right. I don't think he stopped. I think he just stopped being conscious, which is different. I am on this guy's side. Imagine if it was the other way around.

If he went unconscious before he didn't consent, it still counts, right? Yeah. I'm kidding. Jesus Christ. No. We're not talking about sex. This is a stripper. This is like a lap dance.

Yeah. What if a girl passed out and it was a male stripper? How would you feel? Just putting those balls all over. Yeah, I mean, you bought the dance. The dance, not 400 dances. Well, you're passed out. That's the rule.

There was no verbal. If you're in the fucking dance box, then you're in the dance box. You're paying for those songs. No. That's on you. You're the one that passed out? No, listen. When the song ends, they give you a look back,

like, yo, are we still doing this? And you say yes or no. I've never had a super good day. So do you go to a massage, like a 60-minute massage, and if you pass out, what, they're just supposed to keep rubbing you? That's not true. You buy a 90-minute massage. You buy a song, Jared.

No, you don't. You go in there and you pay by the song. You don't say, hey, I'm doing one song. I just said that. You pay by the song. Yes,. You don't say, hey, I'm doing one song. I just said that. You pay by the song. Yes, but you don't say, hey, I'm doing three songs. You're just in there and you're supposed to be keeping track of the songs. That's where they get you.

This is some bullshit. Yes, it is. How many fucking strip clubs have you ever been to? I hope you pass out in one, man. I probably would. I think that is. That's how it works. You know what?

That stripper. There's karma. There's stripper karma. There's karma for them, too, for doing that is. That's how it works. You know what? That stripper, like, there's karma. There's stripper karma. There's karma for them, too, for doing that. What, for teaching him a lesson? Yeah, fuck you. It worked. Teach me a lesson. Did it work?

Yeah. I don't believe that. Yeah, it did. Yeah, you're probably not going to pass out in a strip club again. Well, right. His drinking problem still exists. Like, Jared didn't teach this guy not to drink. He just taught this guy not to pass out in the champagne room of a strip club.

Yeah. Congrats. That, to me, is just taught this guy not to pass out in the champagne room of a strip club. Congrats. That to me is just low. I mean, maybe you're right. Maybe like legally strip club etiquette rules, whatever. Okay. To me, that's like, come on. What if he's meditating? Is he going to check his pulse? It's not a doctor. I'll tell you what,

I wake up from that and she charges me $400 and be like, check the time stamps. I want to know which songs played, how long the minutes were. I'll do the before and after. They set down their iPhone timers. Like when they, yeah, like when you go in there, they'll take out their phone. I've never seen that. Oh, yeah.

That's some official shit. Every strip club you've ever been to, they do that? No, this is the strip club. Oh, just the one. Okay. We have breaking news. Quigg's created his masterpiece over on at Viva La St we just retweeted it what is it it's the video just go see for yourself what is it like is it oh no oh no oh no oh it's tommy he's got the Tommy hands. Yo, Tommy today was just sitting.

Just sitting. And he had his elbow like this. He had his hand on his hip and his elbow pointing completely forward. And I came out of the bathroom and I walked by and I said, Tommy, don't do that. Your arm's weird. And he goes, I'm sorry. I was like, also don't do that. Tell me you're going to fucking sit however you want to sit.

Tommy, the clip went viral in Barcelona the other day at the Degenerate Boys video. Dave and Tommy hugged. And Tommy, he just has handicapped hands. He has Stephen Hawking hands. These things look like claws. They don't look like hands. They look like non-functioning. Yeah, they look like chicken feet. That's exactly what they look like claws. They don't look like hands. They look like non-functioning. Yeah, they look like chicken feet.

That's exactly what they look like. That looks to me like Tommy, and put it on Barstool Radio as well, it looks like Tommy can't even use his hands. I'm like, can you even tie your shoes? Can you grasp anything? Do your fingers work? Yeah, it looks like he lost functionality

from the elbow down pretty much. And Tommy has those moments sometimes with the fact that like he can get caught into a moment like a gif. Like listen,

I obviously can't speak on getting caught on that live stream doing something you wish that you didn't do because I stared at Big Cat's ass. But that at least

was just like an awkward moment. Tommy just looks like something happened. Like he had a stroke. Yeah, I mean he looks like his hands don't work. They're like dead. If you go back and look

at the actual video, he just doesn't look right leading up to it. He never looks right. He's a misfit. He said he's on the spectrum. He is. Yeah. And when I say it, he doesn't like it. Like on the college football show a few times, I was like, well, you're on the spectrum, and apparently you can't do that.

Fuck that. Why can't you do that? That's like the old, like, well, you're on the spectrum, and apparently you can't do that. Fuck that. That's like the old, I can't make fun of my mom, but you can't. No, if you're going to tell people you're on the spectrum, you're on the spectrum. Yeah, so is he out there? Tommy! Come on in, buddy. Tommy, I have to be nice to Tommy today. Why? Because I put him in

a hard spot yesterday. How? Well, I outed that Dave said he would put his dick in him. Oh, yeah. But we're not talking about that. Tommy. Oh, he's not coming in here? We're not talking about that. Tommy big time over here. He's like, I'll get to it when I get to it. Is he really acting that way? Come on. Here he is. Do you see what

Quicks just made? That was Hawkeye. Wait, what? The gif of my hands on Dave? That was Hawkeye. Okay, but you saw it. Yeah. So we're talking about your non-functioning claw hands. They look as if you can't even, like, use them.

No, well, I explained what happened. So in the start of the video, I elbowed Marty. Saw that. Hit my funny bone. Hit your funny bone. It hurts. Odd movements follow. So then I was trying to protect him also, hence the bring in the elbows. And what's up with this?

Well, that was from the funny bone. So every motion has an excuse. Because your right hand hits pretty much your left hand is the one that has the claw. No, the right hand, the one that he elbowed Marty is the claw. But he's also clawing with the one that comes

Yeah, so it was a half clap, half hug. So I didn't want to hug him like he was like my mom or like, you know, my dad coming home from like war. So I just wanted to like celebrate with him like a celebratory. Like you didn't know. You didn't want to embrace him. You didn't want to embrace him. Listen. Yeah, I mean, you celebrate.

Bro, you have been like a bucking bronco to him. You've had a fucking gag in your mouth for this guy. Kevin, I sat in for you on the rundown yesterday and we went down this road and I won't do it again today, Tommy. But as Dan put it, the goalposts have been moved and moved and moved. Now you don't want to hug him?

I did not want to hug him. I just said like I think when you're celebrating with someone, you do more of a... It's also like the high five dap like caressing hug I'm with you Tommy is constantly getting touched by Dave constantly that's not true

Tommy the whole thing was that yeah he literally had to touch you to get the good luck when we were up you know 44 16 there was no more touching I said he might as well just sit in his lap that's where that conversation started you might as well just sit in his lap at what point would you oh so i guess you said david david put his dick in you or something yeah and i the footage from the live stream came out and i was i was i think proven right no you said that the footage said that

dave was like tommy let me do anything i could put my dick in him that's he said i will he said i will put my dick in him if i have to it's the same thing so the way the way that it the way that it happened was i like we don't have to go back through this we did this on the rundown but i said that because he was touching him the whole time and he kept like running over and like getting close to his face i said tommy should just sit in his lap and then dan said something and then it became where like like i said the goal post just kept moving to where dave said like if it gets down, like, I'll put my dick in it if I have to. So is this you apologizing, Casey? No. Because I think you misrepresented what happened. Bullying Casey Smith.

That's what I've done. I didn't, because Dan and I were both sitting on the rundown and said exactly what happened and there was footage, but that's beside the point. Tommy, I respect what you do for this company. Thank you, and I respect what you do for this company. Thank you, Tommy. Wow, look at that. Look at that, folks. Kumbaya. You guys pulled me off and I just made an asmr

video and i was getting people i was about to get big cat's reaction to it he's gonna be mad that i had a oh i i apologize kevin wanted to know what was going on with the hands the handicapped hands yeah and now i gotta go apologize to big cat go ahead go get to it no no i'm pot now he's already mad um but if you have to leave now tommy tomm, Tommy, I say, you put up with a lot of shit. You're a good sport. I think he willingly does it, though. I don't think any of it actually bothers him. Tommy's also got a fucking sweet gig.

Oh, I do have to ask you, Tommy. I heard that you came in the office yesterday stirring the pot about my dead wrong speech. I heard you came running in. No pot needed to be stirred there. You knew what you were doing with that tweet. No. I said that on the stream when I kept saying I was dead wrong and then I tweeted it, it was like to continue the narrative.

But you made it seem like you guys had not even asked me about it. You guys made it seem like on that it didn't happen on the stream. Like it was just I came from the clouds with that one tweet. But you guys had said to me. When did we make it seem like that? Apparently yesterday you did. Oh, no. I went up to Liz I was like any comment on you are such a little shit oh yeah and then I'm on Tommy's side on this no because Liz and I talked about it and Liz was like yeah he didn't say anything about the live stream or the fact that

you guys have been talking about it during the game he made it seem like it was just the tweet well I mean I don't think that changes it really it does you still tweeted mean, I don't think that changes it, really. It does. You still tweeted it. I don't think there's any problem with it. I mean, yes, it was in reference to how Liz wouldn't say dead wrong and Casey did. I said, like, I was saying dead wrong is now a thing. You have to admit when you're really, really wrong. I was trying to clear the air between you two. I wanted to make sure

you guys weren't mad at each other. It wasn't like I tweeted it without you guys bringing it up first. Like, Dave and Tommy brought it up to me on the live stream and he was like, would you say dead wrong? And I was like, yeah, because I was dead wrong. So then Tommy made it seem like I just came out of the clouds to offend Liz.

Like the fact that you knew that it was about Liz almost makes your tweet more that... I would have done it if it was about anybody. That's the thing. I would have done it if it was about Jared. If it was about you. No, I know what I'm saying. You knew it was in reference to something. But you made it it if it was about Jared, if it was about you. No, I know, but I'm saying you knew it was in reference to something. But you made it seem like it was just directly to Liz. No, no, no.

I'm with Casey on that. That is a dead wrong storyline. I don't think Casey did it as a shot at Liz. But that's what he did to her. But she knew what she was doing. It's in reference to Liz. I don't think it was like a fuck you to Liz. It was in reference to the dead wrong thing.

I said, Liz, happy Tuesday. Just wanted to get a comment on Casey's tweet last night. I didn't say it was a direct shot. Did you tell her that you guys had asked me multiple times? Okay, that's the whole thing. I don't think that changes too much. It does. Agree to disagree.

Okay, whatever. I'm done with this conversation. Get out of here, Tommy. Goodbye, Tommy. You and your fucking paws man i mean barcelo's a weird spot where it's like yeah okay so maybe like people are going to talk about your boss like fucking you and stuff but also like day one of being hired tommy got like a free trip to vegas and was like in the clubs and partying with dave and on private jets and fucking meeting people so i I'm not going to go crying for Tommy. Oh, no, I'm not either.

That's why I give him a hard time. Some people have just fallen into shit. And Tommy's like, it's funny because Tommy has this talent of broadcasting and it's like, nah, don't worry about that. Now he's being faked. He does it on the live streams and stuff. He could never actually, from this point forward, go into a broadcasting career.

That's kind of tough. Yeah. I mean, Matt, if he just did. I think he could. You're kind of stuck being Dave's gimp forever. I mean, yeah, it'd be tough, but I think, like... That's not a bad... It's like when you're a porn star,

after you're done being a porn star, you can't then go be, like, a kindergarten teacher. Yeah, but Tommy has the talent to be a sports broadcaster I don't know if porn stars have the talent to be a kindergarten teacher of course there are people too Casey the fuck I said I don't know if they do

I said I know Tommy has the talent I know porn stars have college degrees there's nothing wrong the smartest girls I've ever met. Yeah, I know some porn stars have college degrees. There's nothing wrong with that. I'm just saying, like, I don't know if all porn stars have that talent. I know Tommy has that talent, and he's not, like, having sex on camera.

Not that there's anything wrong with that. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Not yet. Yeah. He is towing the line of pornography in some of his antics with Dave. I would also like to point out that I would not make fun of Tommy

and or have the back and forth with Tommy if I didn't actually like Tommy. He pisses me off. But I like there is some friction at first, but I think you've grown to accept each other and your work. I mean, we argued with each other on the rundown like yesterday. So yeah, the amount of like shit

you got to just get along with yours. I feel like I don't actually have the only time I had a problem with someone in real life here was YP. Like we had a little beef and then we got over it. You did? Yeah. For what? Oh that was bad. He was just

like an asshole. Other than that I've never Is this dual scenes related? Yeah. Other than that I've never had yeah yeah and then like other than that I've never had a problem with anybody and we got over that relatively quickly you are really mad at him yeah I was actually gonna like physically assault him

is that what you were challenging to rough and round he's left and right no that was after that I would have actually fought Frankie and given him a hammer as part of stipulation but Dave was, we can't sanction a fight like that. But I love Frankie. Are you a fighter? Or are you just thinking you can beat up Frankie with a hammer?

I could definitely beat up Frankie. With a hammer. If he had a hammer. Jared's a gentle man who lifts. Yeah, I'm super nice. Very different than fighting. Yeah. We talked about that. We talked about the fight stories. Yeah. We've been in fights, but I'm not like... No one's like a... I'm not professionally fighting on the side

of my barstool career. No. You weren't asking that. It takes a lot to make me mad. It takes a lot to make me mad to the point where I want to actually... Okay, I mean, that might be different, but you get very mad pretty quickly. No, I don't. Fuck you, Casey!

Kevin? I mean... You do. The rocket! No, I fucking don't, Kevin. I mean... You do. The rocket blasts off pretty quick. Yeah, but that's showmanship, baby. Yeah? Yeah. Just showbiz, baby. Yeah, it takes a lot to actually get my blood boil.

I just disagree with that. I disagree with it. What's up, Francis? Come on. Yeah, you don't have... Yeah, that's fine, dude. I thought you were going to join the program for a second. Francis is in here grabbing his keyboard.

Francis shaved his beard. I'll just say hi to everyone. Hey, what's up, bud? How are you guys? You got the clean shaving going. Yeah, I'll tell you. My girlfriend hated it when I performed cunnilingus on her with it. I would see that.

I've always thought it was weird when chicks like that. Yeah, it caused lots of irritation. I mean, I'm a pretty aggressive muncher. So, got rid of it. I have always thought that. I think it's weird that chicks like beards. They can understand the look. It's like brushing a horse.

Yeah. They're hind flanks. Never have that problem. You haven't? No. Well, perhaps you have a finer... It's definitely soft. You have a luscious beard.

Yeah, yours is nice. It's like a little rabbit's foot down there. Mine never got to that point. A rabbit's foot? It actually feels good. It adds to the experience. It's not like a tickle. It's more like a sensual massage.

I mean, look, I'm kidding. I didn't do it for that. I would never go down on my girlfriend. Classic. I'm so happy to have that that's a comedy trick you're so happy

to have that walked right into it mousetrap you morons wow so happy we were just talking about this is barstool yesterday

we were talking about specifically the birthday one where you went around inviting people to your birthday that was like early and it was like

a joke but like not it was truthful are you I guess all that stuff is kind of just getting rolled up into the variety show kind of yeah it's hard to break out funny shit for just this one little video but right what was interesting about this is barcelona was that when i first started

that was what i was doing and i had a very specific character that i was playing i don't remember but it was like an awkward weird quote-unquote kind of creepy guy. But I'm not... Francis! But I'm not really that anymore. It's a true story. It all kind of evolved. Now you're just a creepy guy. Yeah, it would be hard. I'm sure we'll still do stuff like that,

but to go around and be like, do you guys want to come to my birthday? And I feel like people would come to my birthday. At least that's what I think. I didn't know that that was semi-factual, that skit. Let me tell you something. Everyone hated me here when I first started. No, we didn't.

I thought it was all a skit. If I could just step in for a second. My first trip, day trip, because I hadn't moved here yet, to Barstool was maybe, it was within the first month that you had been hired. And I had worked for the company, I knew all the guys here, but I wasn't

in the office yet, so I was watching stool scenes and consuming the Francis dynamic and I was like, how much of this is actually real? What's authentic here? And then when I came here, I was like, they actually hate this motherfucker. I was like, this is super awkward.

Did you think I hated you? Some people were mean to you. I think there's a difference between being tough on you and hating you. I didn't think you hated me, but I thought that. It definitely was on the cancer. I think, yeah, like when the cancer thing happened and then everybody turned that into such a big big thing i wasn't ready for it you know i was like a week in and i was still dealing with what i had experienced and so it was very overwhelming for me and i had you and big cat and dave just launching salvos on radio and i was like

i was like i'm never gonna fucking climb out this. You probably got thrown to the fire more than anybody. Yeah. It was bad. And then the DM thing happened. And I was like. Which that I never really. I think I was traveling when that happened or something. Yeah.

We all were traveling. I don't know. Well, it was back to back. I got it, but I never really saw the real problem. And it was like, I didn't see that it would ever end. Because you don't know then that the next story takes place a few days later. Like,

it replaces it. So I was like, man, I don't think I can survive this. And that was when I would like, every day I would pack up my laptop and clean up my desk as though I were leaving.

And one time, Nate was like, don't. And then now, whenever something goes wrong, Nate comes up to me. He's like, I stopped you from quitting.

Which, there's truth to it. There's truth to it. To his credit. I'm glad you quitting. Which there's truth to it. There's truth to it. It's to his credit. I'm glad you didn't quit, Francis. No, I'm having a blast now. I just did a makeup tutorial, which was super fun. What kind of makeup?

It's really dark. Like women's makeup on my own face. I figured that. Like, did you do your whole face? Did you do like a specific? I did an eyebrow tutorial. That's what I was hoping. It's really good.

It's really fun. Francis asked me last week or two weeks ago, whenever, if eyebrows are like a big thing for women. I was like, oh yeah.

The most important. Like, and then about like two or three years ago, it wasn't. I mean, I don't know exactly, like,

but you look back, I look at pictures a few years ago, I'm like, yikes. But all of a sudden, it became like the most. And now people can get

like microbladed and all that. So, that's probably a great tutorial. Microblading. Microblading. The fuck is that? Like you literally like go like get your like follicle by follicle.

Yeah. The threading shit is super weird. You know I thought so too Kevin but because I thought that eyebrow threading meant that a woman took a needle and a thread and sewed an eyebrow in for you but it's really just they're flossing your eyebrows.

Which is also pretty weird. And it hurts really bad. They all have the video going outside in the window. Every place that does the threading has a video of it. Does it feel like a burning sensation? They're plucking it. Yeah, but very slowly. Very slowly. So the wax is just like

yoink. Yeah, their whole thing is like, oh, it's cleaner. It's better for your skin. I did it one time. Now, granted, I was very hurting for money at the time. I was like 18, and I did it at the mall. Probably a very bad decision, but it hurts so bad. It's like ripping a Band-Aid just super slowly off that's also taking your hair.

Whereas wax is just like, get it out of here. The things that you girls do. It's the worst. Wait, are we talking about the same thing? Where they take like the actual thread and they... Yeah. And they use like... Sometimes it's in a machine.

Sometimes it's like through their mouth they're doing it. I would not be down for that little germaphobe bitch. Like basically they're taking... I'm going to let you guys get back to this. Wait, when's the makeup tutorial coming out? We might post it on Instagram soon. Maybe tonight. I'm excited.

Maybe tomorrow. Am I going to learn some tips? I don't know if it's out because I don't know what has come out with Barstool Gold and who has not. But part two of our Behind the Blog is out at some point on Barstool Gold. I don't know what came out and what didn't. Classic Barstool. And there are rumors

just the beginning kindling flame that I may do my very first ever stand-up special on Barstool Gold. Ooh-up special on Barstool Gold. Ooh. Fuck Netflix. Barstool Gold. I love that.

Netflix doesn't talk to me. But maybe they will after Barstool Gold. Could be. I like that. If you did a Barstool Gold stand-up special, would your material involve some of the bloggers here? Not really. I've never developed jokes about Barstool because, you know. For Barstool Gold, you're catering to the Barstool audience. Yeah, that's true.

But I think for me it was always more like the currency of my stand-up was more universal if it did not require a Barstool audience. Yeah. This one is the hardcores. That's true. But the hope, I think, is that in an ideal world, by putting a stand-up special on there, we would get people who weren't likely to...

There will be a special link where people will be like, oh, I'm going to sign up for this, and I'll get all this other content in addition. We don't want it just to be the people who are already on gold who are watching it. You're getting a bigger audience. That's the goal. Smart. Go do your thing, you big weirdo.

Thanks for having me. I was at Cleveland this time because last time I said I was at Cleveland, Kevin called me a poor boy. What's going on, guys? This is a really, really shitty story about myself. I was in the military for a few years and i i drove i drove back home on leave to cleveland and there was this bartender that i've been messing around with so like it was thanksgiving eve obviously a huge bar night and uh like i went out and then she basically likes like you're

coming home with me and i didn't i really didn't want to honestly but i did and i you know we hooked up so like we're hooking up and it was like pitch black in a room, like, like there was like, uh, you could see like a little bit of light from like, you know, the streetlights or whatever. So we're going like took off condom finished, you know, the whole nine yards. And I go in the bathroom and turn on the light. And I looked no joke,

like Kevin Costner and dances with wolves when he fucking killed that Buffalo. I am talking like head to toe. And I'm just like, and I'm pissed drunk at times. So I'm like, yo, this isn't cool. So then I go in there and she's like, obviously crying. She's like, something's wrong. And we just look at like the sheets. Everything is destroyed.

Like the condom will be a murder weapon. The long story short, we go to the ER and it's fucking Thanksgiving morning. I'm supposed to be at home. I'm regretting my decisions at this point. My mom's fucking cooking dinner. And then the doctor comes in and says, oh, yeah, you had something ripped, nothing major, but then you also have a commit. Oh.

Yeah. That's a tough. It's absolutely worst Thanksgiving of my life. Yeah, I can imagine that one, dude. Oh, damn. That'll ruin your fucking pasta stuffing. Like, no, man. What are we all thankful for? Cranberry sauce.

Ah. God damn it, Mikey. Luckily, we have Zach Morris up next because if we were ending the week on that, literally saved by the bell. Kevin. Yes. I want to know your picks really quick. Colts, Chiefs. Colts. Cowboys, Rams. Rams. Chargers, Patriots. Pats. Eagles, yes. I want to know your picks really quick. Colts, Chiefs. Colts.

Cowboys, Rams. Rams. Chargers, Patriots. Pats. Eagles, Saints. Saints. Okay. I'm going Colts, Rams, Patriots, Eagles.

You think the magic continues. Big Dick Nick's going to roll through New Orleans. Yep. I just had to know. I wanted to know your picks because I was like, I need to know. I feel like, although what the Colts are doing, the 1-0 t-shirts

and the 1-0 flag is the biggest loser move I've ever seen. And that's coming from the Mets, Jets, Knicks fan of 30 years. Maybe I should change that to the Chiefs.

But I think Andrew Luck can overcome. But what in God's name are you doing selling shirts that won't even arrive before you bounce from the playoffs.

You know what they're trying to do? They're trying to give people in third world. Yeah. There you go. T-shirts. They're helping out humanity. The cults, either they win or they're addressing an entire village somewhere south of

the equator. Doing good things for people. All right. That's it for me, Jared and Casey, uh, Mark, Paul Gosselaar,

better known as Zach Morris up next to take you into the weekend. We're always saved by the bell fans. It's must listen. And we'll catch you guys on Monday. You stay hot this weekend. I'm going to die tonight. Thank you.