KFC Radio - Clancy & The Rockets: St. Clancy's Day and Best of Week 7

Episode Date: January 7, 2019

Clancy, Carrabis, and Kayce discuss their most drunk moments including the MLB Allstar Game, the Fireball Flu and St. Clancy's Day. Drunk Mikey, Club Riggs, blood drinking Hubbs, Woodstock '99, the Iron Sheik pissing his pants at a Barstool party, Surviving R Kelly, sexy jaywalking, and the first time you saw boobs in a movieYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Clancy and the Rockets, best of week seven, coming out of the break. We're back in action. 2019 is going to be the year of the Rockets. And we are now coming to you with a little original segment for our best of. What you're about to hear is the best segments from the previous week. But we also decided to sit down here. We're huddled up in the merch room, me and the Rockets discussing what is our most memorable or our worst or most standout drunk moments ever.

This past week, Mikey podcast drunk called everybody literally in his phone multiple times too like don't forget that at me at 5 a.m he facetimed me i even worse than doing it is that i answered it um and he he was giving at least to me because he said you motherfuckers wouldn't pick up so i guess i was the lucky one he was like i'm trying to support everybody in the case you want to pick up but you're the only one picked up. I'll be honest. I screened his calls. Yeah, absolutely.

I saw them coming through and I'm like, this can't be anything I care to hear about. I picked up at 530 because I was, I rolled over and I was like in a panic and I just thought something was wrong. You go to bed with your ringer still on? No, I hear the, I mean, you have some sort of notification coming to you. What if something's wrong, bro? If people need me. But there's a setting where you can put your favorites and it doesn't go through unless

it's somebody on your favorites list. I mean, I'm not going to do all that. I mean, it's great. Literally no one can get ahold of you unless it's an emergency or someone you actually give a fuck about. I mean, that's probably the right idea, but I'm not going to sit here and set up a whole list like that. I can set it up for you, Kevin.

Okay. It's actually great. The thing is, no no one's gonna be on that list that's no no no no no it's like just turn this thing off just john feidelberg no because he's an idiot too if he's ever calling me he's definitely drunk also so it got me thinking we know mikey is i mean if i ask mikey what's his like drunk moment yeah there's literally every day of his life right so um i figured you know we're still new together new little family you have to get to know each other what's your best worst most memorable drunk moment ever casey's racking her brain because much like mikey the catalog is just enormous well no and i don't even want to sound like a hard-o or a drunk ass but like i you said that like two before we started recording, and I was like, well, are we talking embarrassing?

Are we talking favorite? Are we talking most memorable? And I still haven't really narrowed them down. You're like an artist who's like, my greatest hits CD is like four CDs. I maybe haven't gone platinum with one song, but I feel like I've gone middle tier with a lot of them. I don't know. Let Jared go first, and let me think about this. mean the rock i immediately thought of your parade day that's what i figured i basically had a day where the entire city of boston knew how drunk i was it

was the whole world knew old school it's like yeah i had an awesome time yeah we know you had an awesome time the entire town knows you had an awesome time that was the day that i called in we we now do the drop from from barstool radio but a radio show in boston also sneaky got me on the air and i didn't know that i was that's how fucking drunk i was i didn't know you can't swear on well yeah they had to drop me because i said shit but like they called me from his cell phone and he put his cell phone up to the mic i was like that's fucking you shouldn't do that no he that's a risk on his part you could have been like i've fucked your mother in the ass the red socks won the world series yeah beetle knew what he was doing yeah he definitely knew what he was

doing but i did not know what i was doing that was definitely the best drunk day of my life but like worst i don't know that i've had i mean i've obviously had like terrible terrible experiences but nothing too embarrassing i remember uh when we went to the all-star game in dc and for some reason you were the drunkest person in america yeah but they had me on every show. So if they... What they did was like, if you were on the air, they would bring you the Red Bull vodka, like the freeze drinks. Yeah, they were like slushies.

There was a Red Bull vodka. It was a frozen Red Bull vodka. It was like a Red Bull vodka slurpee. And horrible. It was serious, like on location. So we did... It was Barstool Radio,ool radio evening yak and you guys did dialed in and i did starting and you started nine and but because you're the baseball guy you would

sit down on barstool radio and you had yak so yeah you were on it was just like well put the baseball it's mlb all-star you can put the baseball guy on everything and there was free drinks flowing the entire time so you're on radio from like two to seven drinking free drinks longer than that was it what was the earlier what was the earliest you were on we did starring nine like we did like the digital show from the stage and keep in mind jared only drinks coke right so there were children around so there were no children around that you had to be 21 to get in yeah you had to be 21 to get in so i know you drink a lot but your tolerance is not going to be as high my tolerance is very good i drink bro i mean all right what do you what who can drink more jared or casey uh who can drink

more and be less noticeably drunk me probably i would take that but i could probably drink more and not be as drunk quicker than or i could last longer than you i don't think so like if we went shot for shot you would be drunker first than me absolutely okay but i think that if if we go to like a bar and i'm not like proud of that it's more just because shots and whatever by like five hours into it you'd be able to tell that that Casey is significantly more drunk than me. She can, I don't know if I would be more drunk.

I'll win the marathon. I don't know about that. That's just a fact. I don't know about that. We should try it. Another field trip. This is even in a debate. It's a testament to Casey's drinking abilities.

I don't know if it's an ability or if it's like a problem. Yeah. She's not built for like the long run. She's built for like, she's still a girl too though. Yeah. And it's also science that if you drink more your tolerance gets up like i drink significantly more often than you and i'm not trying to be a hard-o again it's but that's the fact my tolerance is so low right now compared to what i like usually was i mean there was a period of time where it would take a lot and also

like being a lightweight like ellie a lightweight. It's the best. It's cheap. You're a cheap date. You don't have to stay up all night. It sucks if Ellie is almost too much of a lightweight because she's like, I have to plan out my drinks because if I have two in an hour, I'm done. You don't do that? What's your happy zone?

If I can have X amount of beers, X amount of shots, I'm good. I don't ever think about it. I don't think anybody does that. Really? Exceptie no i've honestly people that actually like drink normally like i don't know if they're like i can have seven and then i'm good it's more of like you know the time but there's not like a specific drink number well two things right now i mean i should do that because i like i said i i'm drinking like i have my tolerance that i used to have and i don't but i also find that it varies wildly all the time. Yeah, whether you've eaten, if you're tired, your environment.

They're all the alcoholics talking. Well, yeah, but it's also your environment. If I'm watching a sporting event that I'm really in tune to, I'm not going to get as drunk quick because I'm paying attention to it. If it's just like, oh, we're going to go out and celebrate somebody's birthday, it's like whatever. And I can have the same amount of drinks and feel completely different drunk levels yeah there's some times where it just doesn't work I don't know whether like my liver is

working extra harder or kidneys or however that works but it's just like this is have you ever found it's like I mean not anymore because we're too old for this but like I know in college it was like the nights that you're like I'm gonna go out and I'm gonna get hammered you never could but then the night's like I'm gonna go out and have a couple of drinks and then you end up like shit facing like your sophie shorts and hoodie and you're like crap i've got an 8 a.m class tomorrow like that's just a real thing shorts shout out to them i i i find it more uh with having fun like the nights i was like this is gonna be the best night ever it would always be a bus because the expectations were too high new year's and the times that were like i don't want to go and someone just dragged me out i'm like

unshowered. And just like that was ended up in the best time ever. Yeah. If I'm wearing a ponytail out drinking, like I'm going to have a good time. I'm going to have a great time. Any Friday night after a Red Sox game, I'm belligerent. That's on your list. You just know it?

Yeah. Do you carb load right before? As in like, do I eat chicken fingers and fries? Yeah. I mean, that just a daily rocket though yeah give us this day our daily rocket yeah my my worst like drunk moments are the first time i drank when i split a bottle of bacardi limon with fat face jj uh straight rum we were i think we were chasing with with like lemon wedges that's the only reason i wasn't like puking but then i

had a half a bottle of rum in me for the first time ever. And I puked all over my buddy's basement, all over in their shoes, all over. And then are you a same night puker? Are you a next day puker? We'll talk about this on the show, right?

Next day puker. Yeah. I'm not a next day guy. I was in, I was the same day that moment cause I was like alcohol poisoning, but that was the first time I drank. And then the most recent time I drank was you'll hear on this best of when i embarrassed myself in front of my buddy's new girlfriend and almost caused them to break up yeah that's tough that was i was literally like a

tornado of drinking that almost like it ruined a potential new friendship and almost ruined a current relationship it was just an f5 tornado of belligerence regrettable yep not great i feel not great. I feel like, I know I've told this story on the air too, like the time I got the fireball flu in New Orleans, that's probably my worst drunk moment because I realized I completely did it to myself and I had the actual flu from drinking fireball and it's the only time I've never been able to drink a liquor again.

Like my first time ever getting really drunk was off of like shitty vodka and I can drink vodka all the time still i cannot and even smell fireball that's how i know it's like the worst that's fine oh it's like i mean that in the past yeah like i'm too old for that um like best moments though i mean like i don't i can't really think of one that just like stands out like probably when i'm on vacation like yacht week or something like that where you're just so happy and there's not going to be any emotions like that you're just really sad i don't have a specific one but i have moments where like it would be like a sunday i'd be on rathbones on the upper east side we're gonna

we're just gonna go have like a burger and a beer and my friends oh actually i guess i do it was the day after saint patrick's day for a while was called saint clancy's day because the day after saint patrick's day i had a day and my friends told me that we were supposed we were all hung over from st patrick's day i was like let's just go get a burger and a beer take the edge off and i they said that i had like a twinkle in my eye and i was like anybody want to do like just do one shot with me anybody any takers and i just did another one and another one and next thing you know it was the day after st patrick's day and i'm like partying i'm on the bar am i having a blast so they call it so we it was always march 18th for a long time was was the day we raged i mean i feel like we

should yeah let's bring this might be a good year to bring it back st clancy's day is back in effect yeah there's a lot of days that i can look back at lake days in texas where it's just like you can just go and you're on a boat all day like those days were always really good because you had nothing to be worried about your day drinking it's different beach the same thing i don't like to day drink i feel like that's a hot take i feel like everyone likes a day drink i don't like to do it because everyone's like well it's perfect because then you just get drunk and then you go to bed at like eight o'clock and you wake up and you have like the whole day it's like i don't i don't like doing that but you have no hangover that's the thing it's like you can drink all day and you can enjoy the games and like the

bottomless moses or whatever yeah go to sleep at a normal time and you wake up on sunday you're not if you're gonna do day drinking is you have to go to sleep at a normal time if you do the night drinking after the day drinking you're dead for like a week that's the problem when you're really young like when you get older you're like okay i need to take myself home not like go home and take a nap and get up and just restart the whole thing yeah i can't no well that's what i did with the parade i went to bed at seven o'clock it was like how the fuck weren't you hungover because i went to bed at seven o'clock and i my body did its thing yeah i mean like your first time you got drunk was memorable my first time i drank two smirnoff ices in lubbock texas and fell into a pool in like february that's pretty

memorable i guess did you guys get into the Four Loko craze? Oh my god. I mean, I've had it, but I didn't. I was... I feel like you really had to be in college to really... We were in college when that happened. I was out of college, so it was like... I mean, they literally could kill you. Yeah, because that's what triggered my memory was because one of my friends

had one and passed out and fell into an indoor pool. Like we had to like rescue him. Like he had like, yeah, he had like a four loco and then blacked out on his feet and fell into an indoor pool. I mean,

they're poison. Yeah. We drank them, but they were poison jet fuel. The mother of my God son. Now she's been so mad that I'm saying this. She's not going to hear. It's fine.

She used to beer bong for locos. Like before they took the energy out of him like that was like a party trick of hers and then it went south one time and she never did it again but i'll never forget looking at her and being like god damn you're a badass and now she's like the mother of my godson like funny how that works she probably can have like two glasses of wine now but yeah like what what a just ridiculously stupid thing to do as we get into the the best of here i'll just say the most memorable was when we were supposed to do mail time mail time listeners will remember uh it was we we always recorded like at night like a tuesday nights or something like that and it was during the olympics i think or world cup world cup or something hockey and i went to

saloon for one of those open bars and i was like i'll be good like don't worry i'm just gonna i gotta i gotta go it's our watch party i can't pull the hubs here i'll say what's up to the people i'll have a couple come back and record mail time and i got so blacked out and i stumbled back to my apartment and even as i was going back to my apartment i was like i'm good'm good. I'm okay. Like, come on over. He shows up in my apartment and I was like sprawled out on the couch. He was like, I don't think you can do the podcast, man. I was like, yeah, I'm sorry. Like, we'll have to do it another time.

So he leaves. And then apparently I, and I'm not much of like a drunk texter or a caller. I usually know to like put my phone away. But I very famously texted my buddy out of nowhere hot dogs on the grill who wants spicy mustard and he was like what does that mean i was just sitting in my apartment i was not grilling there were no hot dogs there was no spicy mustard but for a while that became like the war cry of mail time who wants spicy mustard question if you were grilling yeah i mean that's that's

yeah that was just a fabrication of my imagination so all right let's uh what's your favorite drunk moment your worst drum moment tweet at us at kfc radio hashtag cck and we'll get into the rest of the best ofs we got mikey being drunk we got a stroll down memory lane with Woodstock 99. We're talking about that sex with your teachers and all the different teacher sex scandals that have gone on. Getting to talk about sex scandals are Kelly and the best way to spend your weekend spending it alone. Shout out to John from New Hampshire, one of our callers who had himself a very special weekend. So best of week seven on Clancy and the Rockets. Enjoy it. All right, we're back. Hour number two here.

It is me, Jared Kouravas, Casey Smith, behind the glass. Of course, Zah. But our main producer is none other than Mikey Fowler, a.k.a. Mikey Podcast, a.k.a. Apparently he's only 24 years old, even though we all thought he was 40. Now. Shocking when I first heard that. Stunning.

Stunning turn of events. Jeff D'Lo. He's older than 24, right? I'm 26. 26. Same shit. 24 is 26. Yeah, I know, but 24, I mean. Jeff D. Lowe now joins us because he had a run-in with Mikey as well.

So Mikey, we talked about, you know, coming back, this being one of the worst days because you were eating too much and spending too much and drinking too much during the break. And Mikey said he needs to do a sober January and nothing has ever been more true. I got,

I got a blackout phone call to apologize for the previous blackout phone call. Oh yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So, so the day of Friday of the break,

like, like our last day, uh, I got a FaceTime. Me too. From MikeyF5AM. Oh, not 5AM. 5AM. And I answered it because I was like, I don't know, someone's dead or something.

And it was him. And who was it? Was it the other guy? Was it the guy from Sirius? What's that? Just a buddy. Just a buddy. Okay.

He had nothing to do with anything. He goes, oh, shit, he actually picked up. I was like, what the fuck is going on? So then, this was a couple nights ago, I get a phone call. And it was actually a great phone call. We talked about the show, and it was very positive. Like, let's fucking crush it. Let's do it.

This show? Yes. Oh, hell yeah. But it was like, yeah, man, we got to. We got to. Fancy the Rockets. Like, we got to. I went through a whole bunch of shit with Internet Troll.

He was like, fuck those trolls, man. And then he was like, I'm sorry for the blackout phone call before. I'm like, well, we're doing one right now. That is actively happening. And then I hung up the phone, and I got two more that I proceeded to not answer. I don't even know if he made me. No, that was not on purpose, I bet. It had to have been on purpose.

So I got the drunk phone calls. He said that he had been calling you two nonstop and then you weren't answering. Jared was a good sport about it. Yeah, no, I'll always decline the call and then send a text. Yeah, that's fair. Don't ever call me. I don't care who you are. I don't answer phone calls. If

my fucking phone said Barack Obama, I'd be like, just text me, dude. That's fair. Have you ever done one of the pre- determined text messages when you know how on the phone I'm on my way or whatever? Yeah text me, dude. That's fair. Have you ever done one of the pre-determined text messages? When you know how on the phone. I'm on my way or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll do custom.

I'll interrupt you with the text, but I've never done the pre. That's got to be the most disrespectful thing ever. Super disrespectful. I might start doing that on purpose. Christmas Eve at 1.30 a.m. I have missed FaceTime from Mikey Fowler. I know. I need to go look at mine, too.

Wait, so that's Christmas Eve. Christmas Eve at 1.30. You had a Friday, and then I had the Friday before break. It was the whole break, Jeff. Okay. Okay, I have on December 23rd, I have three missed calls at, oh, that was at 5.20 p.m. That's my bad.

I don't know why I didn't answer that. I had Saturday the 29th. So you really spread them out nicely. Wow. And then Jeff was on the 30th, I think. Oh, I missed two FaceTimes. Jeff came in here with like a look on his face like, I've got to get something off my chest.

Well, Jeff told me today he ran into me. Yes. Oh, he told me that was Saturday. So I saw him. I guess it was Saturday. Because you text me about it. Yeah, sidebar in New York. I'm going to meet friends from college.

I was with Zaza, so it's not my fault. Wait a minute. Mikey in sidebar is like bringing a fucking addict to a crack house. That is a disaster zone. It was at the end of the Clemson Notre Dame game. So I was meeting friends from like college. So nobody here, nobody here at all. And I get into the bar and i immediately have to go to the bathroom bad bladder unfortunate uh i'm in the bathroom and waiting in line and there's this guy who's getting really fed up the fact that everyone like there's a guy on his phone at the urinal like this guy's like come on he starts banging on the stall door he goes let's go already get out and i'm just thinking to, like this guy's man, like that sucks.

Like if you're going to the bathroom, the guy's shit face banging on the door, about to come kick your ass out, walks Mikey pocket. I'm like, and I'm just like, I didn't say a word. I'm like,

when's he going to notice me? And he looks up and he goes, what the fuck? And then he was perplexed for the next like 10 minutes. Cause I walked over, he, he kind of ushered me over to his corner with Zah. Zah lost his mind.

Couldn't believe I – like, Zah – it was like Zah thought I'd die and I'd come back to life. That's how shocked he was. I didn't get let into a gem after that. But, yeah, then I told Mikey this morning. I'm like, Mikey, like, how's the rest of the sidebar? He's like, I saw you? Yeah, you did. I would like to declare on this show

I will be doing a sober January. I said to Finalberg because I was texting with fights as I got the drunk call so I was like, oh, I just got a drunk call from Mikey Podcast apologizing for the previous drunk phone call

and he just said, man, that motherfucker loves to drink. What time did, like you texted me On Saturday When you ran into him And it was not late It was before the Alabama

It was before 8 o'clock Oklahoma game started I went with Zada The Arsenal bar At 10 a.m. Oh see that's a problem You soccer guys Start at like 7 in the morning

Yeah That'll get you And we lost 5-1 I was gonna stay Relatively sober And we lost 5-1 And then Zada said I gotta find a sidebar

Zada how much I'm gonna ask you this Because you can't ask the actual person, how much does Mikey drink? Can he put him back or is he like a lightweight? I feel like he puts him away. It was a long day. That's all I'm going to say.

I feel like you're a whiskey guy or at least, I don't see you drinking beer. That's what it is. It's the strong stuff. That to me is the problem. You wake up at 7 a.mam and you're just drinking bottles of whiskey I had a bad first impression with Mikey because

the only time that I've been out drinking with him we didn't leave the bar until like after 4 o'clock in the morning they were closing up and they didn't make us leave so like New York City the bars were open until 4 and then the bar knew us

so like yeah you guys are cool. I'm like, motherfucker, the sun is about to come out. So now after that, I'm like, if Mikey wants to go, I'm like, no, dude, I'm not down for another 4.30 in the morning type of night. I have friends. I know what I'm signing up for. I have friends and I need to put Mikey on this list now. It's like a no-fly list of like,

I like you. I can't hang out with you. You scare me. Love Mikey. I am not. I am washed up. I'm you. I can't hang out with you. Yeah. You scare me. Love Mikey. I am not. I am too old. I'm washed up. I'm 33.

I got two kids. I can't do what you do. And I almost don't want to, A, put myself. It's depressing for me. Yeah. It's like, oh, I can't do this anymore. And B, it brings down your time. You know, you're like, oh, I've got this fucking wet blanket dead weight here.

It's just better that we, you know, we just see each other when it's like, oh, we'll have a drink or something. To be fair, Mikey, every time I've had drinks with you, you've been completely fine. Or I've just been as drunk as you and I just don't realize it. I was going to say, I don't know if you're the best barometer here. I've watched Casey scream at a chopped cheese guy once at 3.30 in the morning. Talking chopped cheese? We're talking chopped cheese. Oh, my God. I've watched Casey scream at a chopped cheese guy once at 3.30 in the morning. You're talking chopped cheese? We're talking chopped cheese. Oh, my God.

Casey can go with me. Yeah, but you can do it, like, from 7 a.m. to 3 a.m. Like, that's just a banana world to live in. I'm going to probably drop 70 pounds in this month. If you don't drink. Casey's drinking durations aren't brief either. Like, drinking with Casey and Mikey podcast It's like a treadmill that's going at high speed

You can't just jump on it You have to be on it already And the Mikey-Casey drinking vortex I'm out of it I'm out of it I can only dabble here and there Casey's face is just like stone She's just staring

Okay Okay, I mean it's like And I know we've talked about I mean, it's like the, and I know we've talked about this before, but it's like when me, Jared, and Fights went to have just a dinner like after work and he orders Coke, it's like, I'm not going to take,

I'm not going to be insulted. Because I was going to the gym after. It's like, I'm not going to like have fucking like a glass of whiskey and then go work out after. I don't, I'm just saying like, I'm not going to be like offended. Like you don't want to be in my vortex because you drink Coke at dinner.

I actually, I feel like saying that you are the creator or sustainer of a drinking vortex is pretty fucking cool. Maybe I'm still childish, but I will say, I think at one time I was a drinking vortex. I'm not a Mikey podcast vortex.

I can tell you that right now. The drinking tiers are like Large and Willie and then I think Mikey vortex i can tell you that right i don't know if i'm not no no i mean the drinking like tears are like large and willy yeah and then i think mikey and then i think like there's a well i think we're gonna have to put bozo in there rigs yeah what the fuck was that oh i heard about this shit i mean those the picture that was put on twitter own vortex i don't think i saw the picture pull it up for me you haven't seen this picture i don't think i have i only heard like the details oh my god it also sounds like he was

disputing whether or not he puked, which seems like a very, like, if you're the drunk guy saying I didn't puke, you probably puked. I think he did admit to it at some point this morning. I think he did. I'm sure that'll be addressed at the... Yeah, it's tuned into Marshall Radio, so I'm sure. Dave and Riggs take Miami. Club life

is a different life. It is. He told me that he said to the bouncer, whether or not this is true, he said thank you to the bouncer when he got kicked out. But this is the sad thing, Kevin, is this picture is not that same night. This is a different night. So Dave tweeted on whatever day this was. He said, took rigs to club Dave in Miami. The results speak for themselves.

And it's a tough picture of rigs passed out at the table. Club life, you're either a club guy or you're not. And I am very tough picture of Riggs like passed out at the table. Club life. You're either a club guy or you're not. And I am very well aware that I'm not a club guy. So I don't subject myself. And that's what because I will end up like a man. Like I'll embarrass myself. But here's my problem with with this thing with Riggs, which is why I can't wait to listen to them on Barstool Radio.

Like, call me crazy if you're not a club person and you make an ass of yourself and fall asleep at the table in a club. Went right back. You don't go back. You went back the next night well next night after that too he's passed out and he went out and he did play 36 holes of golf beforehand going out that is that's ridiculous that's fine but you are with dave portnoy and you know it's going to be all over the internet and then you go back and you get so drunk that you're throwing up all over the place and dave is with the promoters of 11 so it's not like thing is that you can't go back with d place. And Dave is with the promoters of 11. So it's not like.

The main thing is that you can't go back with Dave or around Dave. He is just going to make fun of you. I can't wait for this segment. But I almost do. That to me is like, he was like, I'm not going to let this club beat me. I'm going back. Yeah. You know?

I had texted him. I was like, big night, huh? And he's like, I'm not a club. I'm not a Miami guy. I'm like, neither am I. You either are or you're not. And if you're not, you just shouldn't even engage. Or certainly don't engage, like, with Dave.

Right. Like, me and you, Jared, we're not, like, club guys. No. If we went, me, you, and Jeff walked into a club, it would be like, all right, let's, like, feel this out. Try to have a good time. It wouldn't be like, fuck it, let's rage. You wouldn't be sitting bottle service.

And if you're puking, you're a fucking pussy. You would be like, all right, let's, the dance floor until midnight and get out of here. I told you, we had this conversation before, because I'm not a club guy, you're not a club guy. I can be a booth guy. Definitely. I can sit in a club. Oh, yeah.

Oh, table changes everything. Nobody sits in a club like me. I can't be at a bar or on the dance floor or whatever. Yeah, that's fine. That's the problem. That's like getting a table then includes having a bottle of liquor in front of you. That goes quick.

Yeah. So it's like you can't, I mean, if you're a club guy, I'm a club guy in Vegas. Vegas is where I can do it because Vegas, you have the high or the low of what you just did. Well, if you're not a gambler,

then I don't get it. But if you gamble in Vegas, you have the high or the low of winning or losing. And the club sounds like a lot of fun. Yeah. If you just won, you're pretending. It's fantasy world. You're like a celebrity for the low of winning or losing, and the club sounds like a lot of fun after that. Yeah, if you just won, you're pretending. It's fantasy world. You're like a celebrity for the night. All of a sudden, you have

like two grand in your pocket. It's like, now I can exist in the bar where I have the booth and the girls and the bottles. If you just go to the club as a Joe Schmo, that's tough. And if you just do anything social with Dave Portnoy, it's crazy because you're just opening yourself up to... I mean, Dave was waiting for

something to happen and salivating. Weren't there logos, Barstool logos in his name? I'm sure. Every night that he went, they had like a like his face, like welcome El Presidente. They had signs like the big 4-0 sign. I was like, this is ridiculous. Yeah, I will be doing none

of that. I'll be in Oakland for my 30th with Dallas, so I'll be on another planet, but not by choice. Yeah, that's scary. Dallas is another one I'll put him on the tier of, like, I mean, I don't think I could put anyone on the tier of Large and Willie, but like, he's

probably in between. Just watching what he did to Hubs during the World Series. But doing that to someone, can he do it himself is the question. I think so. He's not like a big booze guy. He's just, he loves his weed. True.

But when he's making Hubs take all those shots and stuff, he's not taking them too? I don't know. He was drinking, but he wasn't like shit-faced or anything. I just, like, poor Hubs. Hubs bleeding and drinking his own blood. That was a tough one. He doesn't cross any lines. Hubs licking his own blood versus Riggs throwing up on the entire table at the club.

Who would you rather be? I'd rather be Hubs. No, I'd rather be Hubs. No. No, because listen, because Hubs, like you can say, well, Dallas was making him do that. Like somebody was making him be that drunk because it was a punishment. Like it was a punishment for the Yankees stuff and all of that. Like Riggs just was out in Miami with Dave.

But you were there for him, so that's why you're saying it. I remember texting, you were like, he is the drunkest person I've ever seen in my entire life. You're not giving him enough credit. When you said he was licking his blood, he was drinking his blood. His hand was gushing blood, and it was like

a fucking Britney Spears music video. He was like sexually drinking his own blood. And that's a tough look, but at least, at least he has the excuse. I was hazed. Like, I was hazed. Like, at least it's, like, all the videos of Dallas

being like, all right, Hubs, time to take a shot of 151. Ray just hit the club and was like, let's do this, and then he puked on the table. But the puke you'll forget about. I mean, like, Hubs is like, no, because he did it in front of Dave. Yeah, that's, I mean, the X Factor here scar on his face. in front of Dave. He did it all in front of Dave.

The X factor is Dave. Like, you're fucked. Yeah. That's never going away. I can't believe anybody at any sort of barstool function ever gets, like,

wildly out of control unless you just don't care. But, like, you are going to be documented. Sure. Pictures will be taken. Yeah. No, and with Hubs.

I got hammered the other day. This is a good story. You did. I forgot that this has happened so long ago. I went out. This was the. And with hugs. I got hammered the other day. This is a good story. You did. I forgot that this is like. This has happened so long ago. I went out. This was the Friday after the break.

I guess. Because I was still in the city. I went to the Smith. Met up with like my best friend. And I was doing espresso martinis. Oh they're so good. And like. I just planned on like.

Getting a bunch in me. And then going home. And his girl came. And met us. And it was the first time I was meeting her and he's like he's like my best friend he's been dating her for a little while they just went on like a cross-country trip together so they're like very close and i hadn't met her yet and she knows like my whole story and everything so we were like this was a big like meeting and i was just entirely too drunk

for it and um i'm pretty sure i just completely made an ass of myself. And I'm pretty sure she does not like me at all. Huh. But I think what was happening was I was like, you know, I was probably like saying some shit I shouldn't or being like a little whatever. And I don't think she was really liking the jokes or getting the conversation or whatever it may be. Yeah. So I think I kept looking at my buddy kind of doing one of these things like, yikes. Yeah. I don't think your girl likes me.

Except I thought I was being discreet about it, but I probably was too drunk that I was not. So I probably was just going, yikes, like in front of her. But I mean, like, you deserve that. If you don't have a certain sense of humor, then like, don't bother. I ended up sending her a message being like, yo, sorry. It sounds like, and I think I kind of roped him into drinking. So I think they, you know, he was pretty banged up.

And the problem is like, he's one of those guys, like when we, when we, when you get us back together, we're like running our routine almost, you know what I mean? It's like, but do you think that she probably had a preconceived notion of you going into it? Well, that's the thing is I think that because she's like dating my best friend, he like kind of gave her the heads up on everything, at least my side of the story and i think she actually thinks that i'm like quite it's it's bad because i think she thought i was like quite misunderstood and she kind of was like oh i feel bad for your buddy he's like kind of like trapped and like the whole world thinks one thing when the truth is

another thing right but then i meet her and i'm like a blacked out mess you know i don't think i don't think it helped reinforce his fucking guy doesn't get my jokes. So I was like, shit. I had like one person in my corner and I fucking blacked out and made an ass of myself. But I sent her a message like apologizing. But I also was like,

I'm going to, you know, I'm not going to beat myself up over this one. No, you can't. It's literally like the first. Yeah, I'm not worried about it too much. But even that, I was like, that was strictly friends there was no bar stools no pictures no camera no nothing because like

i mean i don't i don't fuck around that at all because i just seen too many people get posterized it's not worth it do you're drinking you're hardcore drinking elsewhere usually like i it's it's very hard to tell when i'm drunk. Like it's usually if I'm being recorded and I'm drunk, I'm cutting like wrestling promos at the baseball tower. Like I'm never like sloppy where it's like falling over. Yeah, I would never allow myself. Well, the parade, I guess. But people were asking for pictures and shit after the parade. You said God bless America on the radio.

Everybody was fully aware of how drunk you were, Jerry. Well, that was different. That was different. That day, I just let it fly because I don't usually drink as much as I did that day. I mean, again, you said to me

I earned it. You earned that one. Yeah, that was my one day out of the year. Out of my whole fucking tenure, really. The children were upset. Well, fuck the children that day.

The children did not have a say in how much alcohol i took in that day but i mean i i used to be like you could not tell if i was drunk i think i said this before like i would be i'd watch like a nicks game with my buddy and then like i blacked the whole thing out and they were like you were you were not only you were blacked out you were drunk i was like oh yeah i was gone it's also like like, I think with sports, though, like sporting events, it does kind of hide it. Because, like, if you're at, like, a really crazy football game, like, everybody's yelling, everybody's acting that way or, like, whatever that may be. It just depends on the element. You're at a dinner. Or if you're Mikey and you run into Jeff D'Lo outside of a bathroom.

Although, I got to say, Sidebar is a place, if you're trying to mask your drunkenness, Sidebar is not a bad locale. Isn't that where we went after Putt Punk? Correct. punk correct oh yikes i jumped out of a window there uh not like i mean it's on the first floor but like i i was in it was it was if you walk in you go all the way to the left you go up that little like fake stage area i had the back left table on that stage or not i the people i was with so i walk in there's a table of probably like 15 and i was hung over i went with my wife at the time and i was like this i don't it was her friends i don't really want to do this but like whatever let's fucking go i was gonna like ease into it and we get there and i sit down and i see a tray of like 20 patron shots come out and i literally opened up one of those like accordion windows and I jumped out and I ran away I was like I am physically running away from this bar right now yeah that place is

it's something a special one for sure I almost went there one college football Saturday because I when I first moved here like that's all I heard was like hey if you want to watch college games like that's a place to go I believe right I don't I never ended up going because like come college football season I had learned that's not a place that you go to just watch games. NFL Sundays is like what they're notorious for. I mean, it's super fun, but it's not like you're not going to watch the game. It's insanity. Well, right.

But when I first moved in March or February, it was like, oh, I'm hearing about places. But then come August, I was smart. And I was like, no, no. I'm not going there to watch games on Saturday. I won't leave alive. Mayonnaise colored Ben's. I push miracle whips.

This is one of my favorite ones. So good. What are you smirking about? I'm just looking at these fucking pictures of Woodstock 99. They were just burning the place. They set an audio tower. 200,000 for DMX. I said 250 joking.

It was pretty damn close. That is so many people. 200,000 people went. They were smashing ATMs. They busted it because they were selling waters for $4. They were running out, right? They ran out of waters, and so they busted open a pipe to drink out of a pipe. There's so many people just on Molly and X.

You can't do that when the world is not free love. A lot of bad stuff happened at this. I would have a panic attack. Could you imagine being dead center in the middle of the 200,000 people? I would have a claustrophobia attack. If you needed to get out, you couldn't. I wouldn't want anything to do with going to a concert like that. I can barely handle it.

I need a suite if I go to a concert. I need to be in a box. I'm in a regular ass concert. I don't want to do any sort of festival where I'm in the middle of a nation of people. How do they get the artists in and out of there? They had to have helicopter fucking lifted them from behind the stage or some shit.

That is massive security. Vietnam War. Get them out of there. Airplane security, yeah. Like a fucking Vietnam War. Be like, get them out of there. Like an air flight. Yeah, like one of those rope ladders hanging from the helicopter. Why would you ever... If you were...

Think of some of the... Like, the Red Hot Chili Peppers were there. Limp Bizkit, Kid Rock, Alanis Morissette, DMX. It was a weird blend of music. That's insane. But for the time period, the people that were there

were like mega stars. And I feel like nowadays, you'll get a lot more crossover. Like, I feel like people are not as scared to do, like, genre crossovers. Yeah. You know, all of a sudden,

you know, like Eminem and Elton John were doing shit together. Like, back then, it was... Alanis Morissette should be, like, nowhere near DMX. You know what I mean? Like, Jewette should be like nowhere near DMX.

You know what I mean? Like Jewel and share the same stage as DMX. How does that work? Where it's like, all right, like, thank you guys. Like Jewel,

like you've been great. And now like DMX is going to do, it's dark and hell is hot. Yeah. Yeah. That is some shit right there. I w I want zippy part of that. Yeah.

Zero. I would never. If someone said like, alright, we got a time machine. We're working out the kinks right now. We can only go back to Woodstock 99. You down? Fuck no. The only thing I'll say, if I could

like, if I could have somehow seen the DMX performance without being in the crowd, if I could have been backstage or floating on that Vietnam helicopter above. Or just inside the time machine. You could just stay inside the machine. You could go back anytime you wanted. I'll be honest too.

If I could time travel and I time travel, if I could go back to 15 year old 1999 me, I probably would have been in that crowd barking and growling. Shut up now, open up shop.

DMX was an important person in my life. But would you go back at this age? No, that's what I mean. A 33-year-old me, no fucking way. I mean, we... Brent, did you go to the free DMX concert in Mount Vernon with me? Or was that just me and my friends?

No, yeah. I went to one where they were blowing smoke in the baby's face. Was that the same one? The kid was like four years old. It was like a mother rolled up and blew smoke right in his face. I was at the one that descended into hell and we all had to run. We scattered.

No, I didn't do that one. It was a free DMX concert I believe with the Lox who were from Yonkers. So it was like Yonkers out. It was DMX on his home turf, free. And, of course, it was like a fiasco because of that. He came out, and I think he did a couple songs. And then the police lost control of the crowd.

And I remember we were just running. It was just running away. And I had a moment being like, all right, kevin i know that you really like rap music and i know that you're wearing like rock aware and sean john right now and you think that you might like somehow be a rapper one day but you are at a free concert in the middle of yonkers right now you need to go the fuck home put on some fucking abercrombie and fitch and go watch trl because that that's where you belong man but man those those were some days when would you go back if you in a time travel would you go back to like the 60s and 70s woodstocks no because like i

said that's that's not my i mean that that would be fun probably for just like drugs and fucking and partying well right the music doesn't appeal to me just to be fun probably for just like drugs and fucking and partying. Well, right. The music doesn't appeal to me. No, but just to be able to see festivals like that. Oh, Jesus Christ. What? I'm going back to watching the fucking Red Hot Chili Peppers performance. I didn't realize. With Fleas Nagant?

Fleas flat out just dick out naked. Dick it. Fucking flopping around too. How do you know the recipe for that? When you're like rock, because it's Woodstock. Yeah, you can't. Well, you probably can't do that now. No, but i feel like if you were to you can't even laugh at like seinfeld if you did woodstock 2019 now like another yet another milestone type of uh would that be 20 more years i guess i mean jim morrison you definitely got arrested for like exposing himself at a concert before i think it almost like ruined his career

it almost like ruined the doors. Really? Yeah, I'm pretty sure they got banned from venues. He's just on stage with his dick and balls stroking him. As the whole venue is burning to the ground. Dick flopping everywhere and there are

bonfires all over the place. That, to me... I don't even know if I would like Woodstock one where it was like everyone's just like rolling around in the mud. And I'm a pretty like clean cut, normal type of dude. I don't need. Have you ever been to like a big festival? I went to I did a couple of the EDM things, but I don't even do them right. Because I was like, I think I said this before. I was like the only guy drinking Bud Lights.

I tried to, I tried to dress the part. I was there with my then wife at the time. It was like, I feel like if you're not at a festival, like rolling and trying to hook up, it's like, what are you doing here? I did free press in Houston, which I think they might've even shut that down by now. But like every year it was always in like this huge park they have in Houston because it's obviously hot as fuck in the middle of the summer. And the year that I decided to go,

cause like the park was just like green and it was, there was like a river. So at least it's a little bit cooler and they bring in the fans and all that stuff. Houston flooded, you know, Houston floods a lot. That's kind of its thing.

And the year that I did the first year I decided to go, they had it in the parking lot of NRG reliant at the time so it's like on asphalt 105 degrees and I was miserable I was like what like this isn't even fun like I don't even want to be here like they have like all the sprinklers we could like stand under and everybody's like soaking wet and it's like even on like gross and like drinking drugs whatever like it is disgusting and it's like okay i could maybe do this if it wasn't like 900 degrees outside but when i went to at city fields uh which is obviously a lot different than houston but it's still like the parking lot effect there was dead bodies like it was like world war z there were people just i mean obviously dead but like maybe there was something i was like i mean people

obviously they do die they do die because they get overheated. They're on drugs. You need water. They're dehydrated. But it's like that's your stuff. I would never go in the middle of those crowds. Like when we were there, I would always be in like one of like the sections where you had like your own space. I have no problem saying if I'm doing something like that, I'm going VIP.

No problem. I will not stoop lower than that. Whatever. It's like when I went to Yacht Week. I went to Yacht Week. I want to call me bougie? Fine. When I went to Yacht Week, I wasn't doing the poor people way. I guess there's no poor people on Yacht Week. But you know what I mean?

You're going to pay for the air conditioning. You're going to do all that. I do want to go to Coachella, though. This is nuts. I do. More Woodstock 99? Yeah. The Limp Bizkit set.

I mean, Fred Durst has got to be the top 10 biggest douchebag of all time. Hey, I kind of like Fred Durst. I mean, I was a big Limp Bizkit fan back in the day, but it's like, oh my God, this crowd was insane. This could never happen in today's world. Never. It could not. There could never be somebody just ass naked on stage.

No, I'm not even saying that. I'm just saying like a concert of this size, 200,000 people in an open field. I hate the terrorist vibe that could go on in something like that. It's just not safe anymore. It's just not at this crowd. The Limp Bizkit was a fucking

force, man. Yeah. They were a force to be reckoned with. That was a big Limp Bizkit guy. That doesn't surprise me at all. Zero percent. You might still was a big Limp Bizkit guy. That doesn't surprise me at all. Zero percent. You might still be a big Limp Bizkit guy. Do you have a red backwards hat? No.

It's fine. You being a Limp Bizkit guy, not a surprise. You wanting to do Coachella, not a surprise. I could see you doing, like, give me the flower bandana thing. Give me all the the flower bandana thing give me the all the outfits i so we did a rave casey smith instagram experience at coachella would be no see that's like that's where you're wrong i did yacht week and there's was one picture on instagram from yacht week coachella is about instagram yeah that's true i mean i definitely i would definitely go to

coachella for the fucking gram i mean i would definitely put up that I was there. And to be fair, you obviously have better internet than where I was in Croatia. But I have a lot of fire photos from Croatia that I will never put on the internet. If you went to Coachella, your Instagram story would be da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da. Oh, yeah. No. Oh, yes. I would put a little bit up. I mean, Kevin, you've seen the video.

This is preposterous. You've seen the videos of Yacht Week. Over under 35 Instagram stories. I would agree with you. I would agree with you. I would agree with you had I not gone to Yacht Week and you saw that I posted nothing. You've seen the videos of Yacht Week.

Yacht Week is sick. Right. It's not on my, you can't find it anywhere unless you followed me on Snapchat. That's not as reliable though, yeah. Like that's just a dope vacation, whereas Coachella is like, you would be standing in the crowd and you'd be like, oh my god, that's Kendall Jenner.

No, I wouldn't. When you go to Yacht Week, you're with your friends that don't want to be on your social media channels. Every single person on that boat was begging me to get them on Barstool. We had a flag that had the fucking Barstool logo. People were swimming up. It's not a bad move. People were swimming up to our boat all week trying to get them on barstool. We had a flag that had the fucking barstool logo. People were swimming up. That's not a bad move. People were swimming up to our boat all week trying to get on there. We had a rave

day. I have this whole day where I just wore this huge mask that's in the shape, actually, of the Houston Texans just because that was the mask I could breathe through. And it was rave day. Yeah, and I have this hot pink bikini on with glitter all down my chest. It's like, these pictures are sick, but it's my

vacation. I would treat Coachella the same way. I would put up a picture and an Instagram story. I would not do it for Instagram. Yes, you would. I didn't do that. You wouldn't do it for Instagram, but you would get there and be like, oh wait, I'm Instagramming.

Then why didn't I Instagram the fuck out of Yacht Week? That's more like look at me and then Coachella's more like, look at where I am. It's different. Coachella is really designed for people to pick out their outfits and they want to go to be able to say, I went to Coachella. I mean, I would say people do that for Yacht Week. I don't think they do. I feel like people go to Yacht Week to party and fuck,

and they don't necessarily... It's almost like what happens at Yahweh stays at Yahweh where what happens at Coachella is supposed to be blasted out to the world of all the points you guys have made that's the most correct one I still would not first of all I hate Instagram stories that are more like

4 or 5 I'm not watching your stupid fucking story that has like I'm not doing it I'm not doing it I would definitely Instagram that I was there but i wouldn't it's kind of like the the whole thing of like go and be in the moment at concerts i don't want to watch somebody else's story on snapchat or instagram of a concert no i don't want to see it i don't want to see it at all fuck that guy i had a guy who was at woodstock 99 what's call back call back there's literally just like no he What? Callback. Callback. No, he only was there for like two seconds. Callback.

That to me is like gather around the campfire. It's story time. I'm sorry that I talked too much for that guy. No, no, no. He was only there for like a minute anyway. But that I would like to for sure hear that. Chris is back. No, Andrew's

back. Sorry, I had the name wrong. Andrew was at Woodstock 99. You crazy motherfucker. First of all, how old were you when you were at Woodstock 99? Kev, so I was a sophomore at SUNY Albany. I was a little bit older. That's like perfect. I was a military person.

I was over 21, probably 22 at the time. But I used to live on the other side in the city. Friends with Tommy Mac from Rathbones and Saloon. Been to the WrestleMania event there with Iron Sheik. So let me just paint the picture. Andrew's a lunatic. If you roll with Tommy from Saloon and you were at the barstool event with the Iron Sheik and all that shit. Yep, you're crazy.

Okay. Dude pissed his pants. He wouldn't get up to go to the bathroom. We kept giving him Budweiser. He should have had a diaper on. Jared, I don't know if you would have liked that. It was a sad moment if you were a wrestling fan. We literally posted him up at a folding table.

You were able to come take pictures. We couldn't even really do an interview. I was planning on trying to interview him, and then I saw him, and I was like, oh, he can't really function. The Iron Sheik? Yeah. His manager brought a bowl of, I think it was spaghetti. He brought his own bowl of spaghetti and was eating it.

And the Iron Sheik just pissed his pants all night. What? Rather than getting up and going to the bathroom. People kept eating him beer. There was just a puddle of pee underneath him. Was he drunk? Probably. I'm sure the Iron Sheik

and come at me now. You must be humble. I mean, listen, it's saloon. Everybody drinks and pees, whatever. No big deal. Anyway, Andrew, Woodstock 99. Were you... Yeah, go ahead. I was there. I got there the night before

because I knew it was going to be crazy. Pitched our tent. We're walking around because it was an air base. So walking around these hangars, we hear this noise. We're like, what's going on in there? We walk inside the hangar. George Clinton, Pew Funk All-Stars. It was his 50th birthday. He was throwing a party the night before for all the savages that came early.

So we got like a photo. There were maybe 50 people for his birthday with all those lunatics on stage and diapers dancing around. It was crazy. But the nuts thing, what, you know, what Jared was saying, it's crazy. Half of the security guards that got hired there for just that event, once they got in, they just took their security guard shirts off and just raged with everybody else. So like they had a sense of security that they were supposed to have. So people throwing bottles and tipping over, you know, tipping over the, you know, the port the port-a-johns breaking the ATMs. It was, it was savagery. It was lawless.

The state police couldn't get in because the roads were closed from all the people waiting to get in. It was, uh, it was one of the craziest things I've ever been in. We woke up the next morning after pitching the tent. I unzip my tent. I go to walk out and there's like another sheet in front of me. People just showed up all through the night. We got blackout drunk and passed out, but they just pitched their tent over ours. Like I could, I had to rip a hole for someone else's tent to actually get out the next morning before the concert even started. Holy shit. Yeah. See, that's like, I'm super happy to hear this story and have you go through it. I would not even want to be about even a near that scenario. Would you do it again?

In a heartbeat. And I'm 41 years old. See, there it is. So how old are you now? You're probably... 41? Yeah. How did you do it at 41? Wife, kids, family,

when you get a chance to absolutely lose your mind like that. But again, no Instagram, no Twitter. You can go ham and go crazy, and there was no proof. Whatever happened is the story told, because no one else had any of it. I love it. People on Twitter,

somebody on Twitter is pointing out that they're actually doing 50th for the original Woodstock. So 2019 is 50th. So I don't know if they're going back and trying to do that again. There's no fucking way. I mean, they can't do, they can probably try to replicate 69 again somehow. Yeah. Can't replicate 99. No.

I mean, this is like. It's going to be at the original site of the 1969 festival. So yeah, it's going to be. Well, wasn't that what 99 was? Oh yeah, I guess it was. They went back to Woodstock, right? But I mean. If you did that now, it would be like the Fyre Festival. Oh, God.

It would be like chaos like that, but not like... But people would actually show up, yeah. I don't know how you could ever try to come anywhere close to what this was in 99. You should almost just leave it be and not even try to replicate it.

Did you see the people, the artists that are rumored to be there? Big names? Daft Punk, Bruce Springsteen, Eminem, Ariana Grande, Coldplay, Phish, The Weeknd, Elton John, Bon Jovi, Pearl Jam, Foo Fighters, Pink, The Who, Santana,

Zac Brown, Mumford & Sons, and the Chainsmokers. Okay. Yo, I'm going. We're going. You give me like a VIP tent or something like that, I'm down for that. I mean, I'm like reading all these I like everybody you just named. I don't think there's a single dud on the list. There's not one person there that I'm like, eh, I don't really care to see them.

Josh, you were at Woodstock 99 too. Hey. Pink is sick. Relax. I was, man. It was wild. What was that? Were you there for the DMX performance? You know, I don't remember DMX at all. I don't remember DMX at all.

I don't remember a lot of shit, to be honest with you, because it was so ridiculous. That sounds about right. The biggest shows I remember is like Rage Against the Machine, Chili Peppers, Korn, Limp Bizkit, Buck Cherry playing on the side stage. That list you just hit right there. There was just a fucking million people there playing, dude.

It was completely wild and just lawless like that dude said before. That list of like corn, limp biscuit, buck cherry, chili peppers, rage against the machine in that setting is that's downright like dangerous

and criminal. Whoever set that up. I mean, nowadays it wouldright like dangerous and criminal. Yes. Whoever set that up. I mean, nowadays it would be that like Ariana Grande and the Chainsmokers, which is cool, but like you're never

going to replicate the vibe of sheer violence and fear. Yes. No. I mean, Eminem was one of the more calm people. Right,

like Eminem on that list is like the most violent. Yeah. All right. Oh, that sounds so sick. Can we go? Sure.

Put it on the list. Feel free. Right after we do the Rub and Tugs. All right. We'll be back tomorrow for a Friday edition. All right. Oh, that sounds so sick. Can we go? Sure. Put it on the list. Field trip. Right after we do the rubbing tugs. All right. We'll be back tomorrow for a Friday edition. Quick week. I feel like it was like Tuesday today. Nope.

It was Thursday. So we got a Friday tomorrow. We'll head into the weekend strong. You got the chicks in the office up next. Clancy and the Rockets signing off. Stay hot. I knew you liked that. How long you been back?

Welcome, welcome, welcome that Is this Kevin? It's Friday, baby And that's the rocket I'm coming in way hot right now Alright, Friday edition here of Clancy and the Rockets Play it one more time Play me that drop Is this Kevin?

Is this Kevin? Is this Kevin? Is this Kevin? That's the rocket. I literally had no idea. I'm sure I don't think you had any idea. Did you not know what show you were calling into? No, I think they called me. I don't think he knew what planet he was on. No, they called me, I think. That's the same day that I asked him where he was and he said

all he said was BBQ. And I was like, so he's been at the championship parade and now he's eating BBQ, but he meant the baseball tower. Yeah, I meant BBT. The best was just when you just shot your shot on Twitter where they were like, what's up, Casey? It was what up, Casey. It was what up, Casey.

Yeah. But I say shit like that all the time. I know, but you got to understand how it's going to be construed. But in the middle of the day and you're wasted. Middle of the day? I mean, what better time to shoot your shot? Lights are on. True.

What a way to start our Friday edition here. Our first 2019 Friday, Clancy and the Rockets. Yeah. So let's get weird with it. What do you have on your mind today, Kevin? Well, unfortunately, as much as I would love to be like, let's have a fucking blast of a day. I watched all that R. Kelly shit last night.

Oh. I wish I would have seen the whole thing. I saw a lot of it. It's crazy. Well, first of all, let's have a fucking blast of a day. I watched all that R. Kelly shit last night. Oh! I wish I would have seen the whole thing. I saw a lot of it. It's crazy. Well, first of all, it's a three-part series. You can watch it tonight and I believe tomorrow. It is... Disgusting.

Disgusting. So, I mean... No, nope. Nope. Take it off my airwaves. We ain't doing any R. Kelly music. It's that fucking bad. Like, everybody knew...

So, the series I'm talking about is a mini-series on Lifetime, which I guess makes sense because they're always kind of doing all sorts of specials to expose anybody who's abused women. R. Kelly forever has been, it's called Surviving R. Kelly, and everybody has known forever

that he is an absolute fucking creep, and then it went more from creep to criminal. And, it went from more from like creep to like criminal. And I mean, it started with, uh, you know, in,

at least in pop culture with Dave Chappelle being doing a skit, you know, I'm going to pee on you. And he kind of did the, like with Michael Jackson, he made thriller man. And everyone did with R Kelly. Like he made ignition,

man. Now, I mean, if you knew like R and B and you knew R Kelly, like all along, he, I mean, he, he fucking married Aaliyah what up Henny's he uh he married Aaliyah who was like his professional protege yeah when she was fucking 15 years old 14 yeah it might have been they forged documents to make her look 18 because he knocked her up and they needed to get married and so like if you knew

r kelly and knew the circumstances in the industry this had been going along going on a long time but it became common knowledge once people like chappelle and once the once the court case happened where we all learned that he was peeing on people but it's still i don't know i guess it still kind of felt like maybe like hearsay and rumors and conjecture. And it was kind of like, well, you know, if it's consensual and obviously, you know, if you're underage, you're underage. But if she wasn't and it's consensual, hey, it might be considered gross or like weird kinky. But hey, we don't kink shame, right? Sure don't.

Don't kink shame. But now, you know, there's smoke, there's fire. And then this documentary, it has all or at least a lot of the victims. It has all the people who were who were on his payroll, working with him professionally, knew him personally. And they lay it all out. And it is fucking wild. That's the biggest takeaway that I had. It's like, I mean, you know, he's a creep.

It's crazy. You're seeing it that way. But it's the fact of how many adults were okay with him doing that and how many adults were... Aaliyah's family is not happy about this. Aaliyah's family was like... I'm sure.

I guess there was, what, like a background dancer that spoke out saying, like, I walked in on him having sex with Aaliyah when she was 14. And Aaliyah's family was like, stop, this is made up. She didn having sex with Aaliyah when she was 14. And like Aaliyah's family is like, stop. Like this is made up. Like she didn't even know Aaliyah. I mean, I would lean towards believing her.

I mean, and there's no way, I guess, to tell these things are true. I'm sure Aaliyah's family is just like, this doesn't make her look great either. Right. And, you know, she's gone now. And you'd probably just be like, let's leave it and move on. But I don't think there'd be much reason to lie. I mean, there's so many. If it was one person speaking out and there was some, like, holes in her story or whatever, but it's like everybody has, like, the same stories and the same perception and the same treatment.

That's right, because I was watching the trailer for it, and I haven't seen it yet. I watched the trailer, and I've read up on it, and I thought it was going to be like one person sort of speaking out. And then when you show the trailer, it's like one girl, two girls, three girls, four girls. I was like, this dude is fucked. It's Harvey Weinstein. It's Bill Cosby.

It is multiple, multiple victims all along the same lines. And what drove me nuts, because I just put up a blog right now. That's right. Written blog. My New Year's resolution. Try to put up a blog a day. Get it. And I said, I have always kind of separated the person from their product, be it sports or music or movies or whatever.

I still listen to Chris Brown songs. I tried to cheer for Jose Reyes. I mean, that's where I felt like the biggest scumbag in the world. He came back, and I was like, come on, let's cheer for him. It was when he was performing shitty at the plate that I was like, fuck this guy. So my priorities are all over the fucking map. But a lot of times, too, you know, some of know domestic violence never cool ever you know hurting anybody not cool but sometimes you hear these stories that

are like um you know it's like behind closed doors shit it's like if she's okay with it and there's there's some unsavory shit going on but hey that's like your business whatever you start to like commit crimes and do things that are fucking heinous and illegal. There's I mean, let's be honest, the mass, the majority of society is willing to kind of look the other way. For sure. They'll listen to the song. They'll I mean, here's how I felt. But not even just benefit if they like the person. I mean, Michael Jackson has apologists all over the place. It's like, well, he's the greatest of all time.

But he was also, I mean but even stupid shit yeah i mean that like you know there are i don't know i actually don't know all the michael jackson details but that always seemed like you know where there's smoke there's fire but with r kelly it's like we have many many victims who are coming forward and telling their testimony yeah i'm not comparing the two of them necessarily but no but they're very they're very accurate because i mean mean, I always thought to myself, whether I turn off R. Kelly or delete him from my library or not, that's not going to affect anything. And this doesn't impact my daily life.

And I do like the song or do like the whatever, so I'm not a hero. But when I watched this, this was the first time that I was ever like, I don't know what I'm going to do. Like, you know, don't play it on my radio show. Does that make an impact? I don't know. But it was so, the reason why, he was so fucking cocky about it

and just doing it in plain sight. He was just hidden in plain sight. He called himself the Pied Piper, which is a character who uses music to lure children to do whatever he wants yes just a disgusting alia's first album was called age ain't nothing but a number and her first big single was all about a young girl trying to convince an older man like to fuck her yeah i mean it was like is he not in jail i know and that's because and then you know what the craziest thing was they put up a video of them appearing on BET. And they came out.

She was 15. She was born in 79. It was 1994. 15 years old. They come out wearing matching clothes. And the interviewer, Big Les on BET, she says, the streets are buzzing and people want to know. Are you guys boyfriend and girlfriend?

And she's like, he's just my favorite person in the whole world. We're just like best friends. She does a real coy. And then they say to her, and how old are you? And she goes, shh, that's a secret. And I'm like, and then the interviewers start laughing. And the other, the guy on the side with the interviewing says something like, oh, you're trying to keep it under wraps. And they all kind of laugh and chuckle. And R. Kelly and Aaliyah are in matching clothes.

And he's sitting back on the couch with his arm up just like. Shit eating grin. Just like smug. Yup, I'm fucking this girl. And everybody knows it. And I almost, I was mad at like the BET people too. Because I compared it, like Millie Bobby Brown is 14 years old. Yeah.

Imagine if Millie Bobby Brown hanging out with Drake all the time, if they did an interview and someone was like, are you guys fucking? Yeah. Are you guys hooking up? And Millie Bobby Brown was like,

that's for me to know and you to find out or some coy shit like that. Like the world, rightfully so, would explode. I mean, for whatever reason back then,

it was just like, What year was this? 1994. Oh, damn. But people were mad even with the millie bobby brown stuff like when she came out and said that he she and drake were like texting about their relationships people were like that's wow like why are you texting a 14 year old girl about her relationship which is good like which is yeah like that's how the reaction should be we were talking yesterday about teachers like how you shouldn't even like be alone in the classroom

with them anymore for whether you're innocent or not. Like you should just, there are just lines that you can't even come close to crossing. So be ultra careful. And I think the, the reaction now would be appropriate, maybe even over the top in the other direction. But back then it was like,

everybody was happy to just kind of giggle about it. But you know, what's crazy is that like 1994, like I understand it wasn't like yesterday. It feels like it was, but that's not that long ago. It's not like we're talking about like the 50s and the 60s. It's like, I mean, it never is going to be right. But there were different rules like way back when,

like, you know, how old people got married, whatever. This is 1994. Yeah. Well, you know why he's not in jail is because everyone who could testify against him for this was complicit in it. They were all fucking new. They all saw it happen. That's what's so weird.

Now, if you testify against R. Kelly, you're basically saying like, yeah, I was there. Yeah, I saw it happen. Yeah, I didn't stop it. Harvey Weinstein, too. I mean, there was people probably complicit in that. But once you've got enough women or people to come forward and say this has happened to me like r kelly just because that one episode aired last night r kelly should be arrested today i i was wondering that like i mean if they at least like you know are watching you or like waiting to waiting for enough evidence to like issue an arrest or something i guess there are statute of

limitations like i don't know all that i don't think that stuff i mean there was a dude on that documentary last night who was kind of like his security slash tour manager slash like Ray Donovan type like fixer. And he said he was like, I started to get an inkling. And I said, like, hey, Rob, are you are you like hooking up? And he said, no, I'm not messing around with that girl. And then he got a call like a year later, six months later. And he was like, we need to get to Chicago right away. Aaliyah is pregnant.

And he said he was like so disappointed himself for for believing R. Kelly and all that shit. But that same guy then told the story of how he was the one who forged the documents for her to be 18 to get married. And I'm like, isn't that illegal? Yes. Maybe there's a statute on forging documents. I don't think there's a statute on things like sexual violence. And there's certainly not a statute on murder and stuff like that. But maybe forging documents there is.

So he's allowed to talk about it but i'm but you're right it's like everybody who was on the payroll then is probably like i mean the the amount of people they asked to just partake in the documentary uh jay-z turned it down because he had you know he did his album with and tour with r kelly dave chappelle turned it down he had whatever interactions with him doing his skit john legend Legend was the only guy. I love John Legend. The tweet that John Legend put out was. Why would Dave Chappelle turn it down?

I mean, obviously. Because they probably knew what was going on. Well, I think they're complicit. I think he probably is like, I kind of like the guy or whatever. I feel like John Legend. So I've already always been a fan of his, like, not just because he's so phenomenal at what he does, but he just seems like a good, nice dude. At least from just like the outside looking in that tweet that he had last said to everyone telling me how how courageous I am for appearing in the doc. It didn't feel risky at all.

I believe these women and I don't give a fuck about protecting a serial child rapist. Easy decision. But it's crazy. You know, it is. It is. And Vince Staples said the same thing. Actually, Mikey, can you pull up the Vince Staples video? I put it up on my blog.

Vince Staples last year at Coachella was doing an interview. And he started talking about black entertainers don't go to jail. He was like, I'm safe. I'm never going to go to jail. And he said, look at R. Kelly. And he goes in on R. Kelly. And this was before this documentary. This was before, as sick as it sounds, before it was like cool and trendy to hate on R. Kelly.

And he got the same treatment. People were like, we love you. Listen to this. And then I'll tell you how he reacted. If you're a black entertainer, only if you like a black gangster rapper, I'm switching my whole path. I mean... Think about it. I'm still waiting for you to just branch into comedy.

R. Kelly never went to jail. He's a fucking child molester. Okay, let's never talk about R. Kelly. He's a child molester. We can't ever talk about this guy. He's a child molester and he pees on people and he can't read and write. And he didn't go to jail. I'm a good person. R. Kelly a piece of fucking shit. So piece of fucking shit R. Kelly didn't go to jail for being a child molester

and peeing on people and having a human trafficking ring in Atlanta, then I'll be all right. You're about to get me fired from Coachella. That's about as damning as it gets. And people were saying, we're so proud of you, you're so courageous. And he said, you guys are weird as hell for crediting me with this shit. He said, get out of here with your I care out of nowhere routine. He said, how is this brave?

You guys are so scary. And it's true. And same thing with John Legend being like, I'm just condemning a fucking rapist, guys. It's not that big of a deal. But it is because it seems sort of like Harvey Weinstein type shit. I don't think R. Kelly is as powerful as him. But you start to be a whistleblower.

Yeah, you start to get involved with you know testimony and and and all that kind of shit it's it is dangerous or it's it's hard to do so people do do it do deserve credit well and harvey weinstein obviously was in charge of putting you know these actresses and and people in powerful positions in big movies and whatever else so no r kelly doesn't have that but but in the hip-hop world and that yeah he wrote a lot of music he produced a lot of he had his own shit but he had his hand in every sort of project so if you if you wanted to compare worlds maybe yeah yeah like if you if you were an r&b singer and you wanted to be on like there was definitely an incentive or there definitely was a benefit to give R. Kelly what he wants.

I mean, there's details, though. It's like he, like, kept him in the basement and he filmed them every time they had sex. And then he would, like, he'd have threesomes and bring, like, another one into the mix. He has bedrooms in his studio. See, that's the thing. Like, people that are saying, oh, I want to separate the music. And you're seeing a lot less of that on Twitter today than I almost expected because there's going to be the r kelly stans that are like no like he might be a bad person but his music is still banging like people are going to do that but there was i saw something that was

like how can you say that you can separate the artist from the human when he would be recording tracks and then go fuck these young girls in the studio and then go right back and go recording his tracks like he was living that life every single second of the day like i said this song is about being like young and having sex it's like it's very hard to separate you know like playing baseball is like it's just a whole different thing but his music was like littered with it and again he was just like so fucking arrogant about the way he presented it that it's just it's like he was invincible that's what's disgusting like he legitimately looks invincible they think that they are

and to him he fucking is cause he's not in jail there's another video of him like a current video he's kind of at like a looks like a wrap up party so maybe they finished the music video or whatever and he's drunk he's kind of slurring his words and he was basically like it's too late

he's like they should have done this 30 years ago that's the late. He's like, they should have done this 30 years ago. That's the quote he says. He's like, they should have done this 30 years ago. Right now, the ball is in my court, and they're playing defense. He said, it's too late. I've already injected them with the music. He's blatantly saying, it's too late. They should have tried to bring all

this up before, but I am too popular now. It's just not true. A 40 billion motherfuckers loving me. That's right. You know what I'm saying? And I'm gonna tell you something. I'm gonna take this musical shit, and I'm gonna inject these motherfuckers with this musical, beautiful,

motherfucking shit. No, no, don't do that. I can't afford no more kids. No, no, no, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. I got like two more. You know what I'm saying? I am handcuffed, like a lot of you motherfuckers I'm handcuffed by my destiny

it's too late they should have did this shit 30 years ago it's too late you get the chuckling and shit the music has been injected it's just like the scummies

it would be interesting though like if I don't know what his last hit really was. I'm not sure if he's done anything recently. Like, if the Ignition remix had come out this year, what would... Because you're right, the reaction on Twitter is pretty much like, I do think it's over for R. Kelly.

Or at the very least, he's going to have to, like, disappear. I hope, and I think he should, like, end up in jail, but I think at the very least, you know, he won't be seeing him on stage very soon. But if, you know, if I Believe I Can Fly was out right now, if Ignition was the very least, you know, you won't be seeing him on stage very soon. No. But if, you know, if I Believe I Can Fly was out right now, if Ignition was out right now, like, because he is kind of on the downswing, maybe people are finally going to condemn him more, but if he was really popping, they said I Believe I Can Fly was, like, the culprit.

They said that song was so big, so powerful, and so everywhere. They had clips of little kids at their kindergarten graduation singing it. They had mom and space jam. You and space jam, motherfucker. Everybody was just like, oh no, this guy has to be a good guy. I believe I can fly. If I could turn back the hands of time.

I wish. All these powerful, almost gospel type songs. And then Ign ignition is just i mean like but i i i mean i i have never i have still listened to chris brown and i whatever the music's the music at least right now maybe it's just recency bias or something i don't think i'd be like it's a freaking weekend will definitely actually change my brain at least on the inside when i hear that i'm just like rap just like, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist, rapist. Right.

Yeah. I mean, it should because it's like, you know how bad it was. And it's like Chris Brown, obviously not a great person either, but it is degrees of bad. Yeah. But that's what's interesting because. We don't feel that way when we hear Michael Jackson. I mean, some people do. I don't.

I mean, I wish I did. We're also sort of waiting for that doc to drop. I mean, if like he was. Like if Macaulay Culkin comes out and is like, hey, man. At least I don't know if there's ever been like a true smoking. No. Right. I mean, he had a fucking.

I mean, he had a zoo. A musical park. Yeah. The amusement park. Never Neverland or whatever the fuck it was called. Macaulay Culkin. That. I mean, it's also different when someone's already dead and it's just

yeah that was even older i mean this guy is still fucking making videos like i'm still out here but that so i i came on barstool breakfast this morning and i before the break i was listening to willie large and francis talking about it and willie was like you know at this point every single person in the r&b game the rap rap game, the hip hop game, whatever, everyone should band together like John Legend and be like, this guy is done. Like, we don't want him anywhere near our music. We don't want him anywhere near the stage. We don't even want his songs playing before our concerts even start, because then that tells the people out there that are our Kelly fans like this is really serious. Like, because his music might have been incredible at the time.

Obviously, iconic songs like I Believe I Can Fly, but the people in the industry are condemning him, so that means you should condemn him too. Just like the Harvey Weinstein, like all the people that came out against him, it's like, oh shit, people that were living the Hollywood life are saying he's a dirtbag? He's a real dirtbag. Yeah, the people who could benefit from continuing to keep their mouths shut or even speaking up. Honestly, it's kind of easier now. If you're in the music industry, you probably, you're not, you don't need R. Kelly anymore. No.

1998, maybe. I'm surprised that Dave Chappelle didn't speak out. Yeah, but he's such a reckless weirdo. Yeah, but if you're friends with R. Kelly, why would you do that skit in the first place? That's not like a ha ha, hey buddy. Yeah, maybe he's not. I said that he was, that just i made that up like he

maybe he was just like i just don't want to get involved right because he's he's why would you not want to very private anyway why i mean it's like the john legend tweet again and going back to like if you know or you've had this feeling about him why would you not come on camera because it is i'm not saying everybody that's associated with him is involved in it but it is kind of guilty by association. So now you look back at anybody that he ever really toured with or he spent a lot of time with in music, you can be like, well, did they know? And if they don't come out and speak about it, then you can just, your brain just assumes, which is not fair every single time. But if it was this big of a deal and everybody around him knew it, then why not come out?

It's very telling that the, one of the main people that kept going back to in the documentary is his brother who's in jail. He's in the visitation room in his fucking jumpsuit. He doesn't have a problem talking. He was still defending him. He was gross. He was like, some people like brunettes. Some people like blondes. Like, Robert has a taste.

He has a preference. What's wrong with that? Well, his preference is a fucking literal crime. And it's just an immoral, disgusting choice to make. Wait, so I don't remember. Was he still married to her when she died? That's a good question. Because I don't remember when she died being R. Kelly's wife.

Right, right. I don't remember that ever being part of the narrative. Well, to be honest, I had my tinfoil hat on. I started thinking all sorts of- Wait, you heard she died? Conspiracy, 2001. No, it was right before. Yeah. So all sorts of conspiracies. 2001. No, it was right before,

it was right before nine 11. It was like August before nine 11. I was thinking like, maybe that plane crash wasn't an accident. Maybe she was going to say something. Maybe our Kelly is the one who killed the Leo. Who knows? I got all sorts of fucking,

at this point, I think the guy's like such a monster. Like anything is possible. Let me see if R Kelly, a Leah divorce. I don't know if that brings up anything. Cause eventually he, uh, he married, uh is possible. Let me see if R. Kelly and Aaliyah divorce. I don't know if that brings up anything. Because eventually he married Sparkle, who was another R&B singer.

She was on the show. She was, like, crying her eyes out because she introduced a couple other, like, singers, young girls to him. Being like, oh, my God, R. Kelly was so big for my career. Like, he's going to do that for them, too. And then he ended up, like, having sex with them. And she was weeping, being like, I can't believe I introduced them to this guy. Ended up... This says she was with Damon

Dash from 2000 until she died. Yeah, I mean, maybe... I don't know all the details of that marriage. They got married in 1994, and then they got annulled in 95.

Probably because somebody figured out she was 15. I don't remember all that because we were kids. But like everybody else who wasn't kids should have been like, yeah, let's never fucking listen to this guy again. That's what I'm saying. Bump and Grind comes out and I Believe I Can Fly comes out and people are like

whatever. I think it's a generational thing too. I mean like no one comes out and I Believe I Can Fly comes out and people are like, whatever. I think it's a generational thing, too. I mean, like no one that's kind of like growing up with the music that's out right now is going to be like, yo, let me go check out R. Kelly. Like they're just not going to do that. But like, all right. But the name is known, though. Like, I mean. But you're not going to go to his concert. What if Bieber, what if there was some allegations about Bieber right now?

What would you do? I mean, I would stop listening to it. Would you? If it was. I don't know if I could. I think that's easy to say. I don't know if I could. I think that's easy to say, but like. No, well, okay. I don't know if I would support new music,

but I would be able to like stop. Like, let's say you're at the club, you're at the bar, you're drunk, you're partying, Halsey's playing, you're feeling it, and then that song ends, and Sorry comes on. Are you really gonna be like, I'm like going to the bathroom, or like I'm leaving this club,

or like yelling at the DJ, turn it off. You're not, you know? No, but I definitely, okay. So there's also, and I hate even saying this because I feel like I always want to believe the women. I always want to believe the supposed victims in this. But I also feel like now a lot of people can come out and be like, he, he raped me. He did this.

And like, let's say it's like this. Okay. Like 10 girls come out. Then I would not be, I wouldn't pay for anything of his. I wouldn't be going. I definitely wouldn't be, like, flying to L.A. to go to his concerts. But, I mean, at the same time, like, if a song comes on and you walk out of the bar, like, here you go, Mikey. Like, what are you, like, what's that really doing? Like, I'm not going to, like, get up on karaoke stage and be like, I'm going to sing Despacito.

But at the same time, like, me walking out of a bar in Manhattan because they're playing Justin Bieber is not changing anything. I think he doesn't know. It's almost like voting. It's like I always say, what's my one vote going to do? It's not a big deal. But you just need everyone to buy into the idea. Like if everyone collectively says like, fuck R. Kelly, then, you know, his music doesn't thrive.

His career doesn't thrive. And the next person that comes along, like I would hope that R Kelly, he's already had his time in the sun. Hopefully he goes to jail. Even if he doesn't like it's whatever. Hopefully it's more like the next guy who has any sort of allegations or is about to do something scummy is going to like think twice. Or if he does do it,

we're just going to fucking console that right away. Yeah. Because it's like right now, these guys, people, people, these things happen because people feel invincible. Because it's like right now, these guys, people, people, these things happen because people feel invincible. Cause they're like,

if I have a number one record and I'm going platinum and I'm selling out tours, I get to do whatever I want because R Kelly did it. And before him fucking swept it in every King of R and B dates all the way back. I mean, what you were saying before is like, there was just different rules.

Like Elvis Presley did that shit with, uh, with Priscilla when she was like 15 yeah it's like it was just such a weird time because pre pre like 90s is just a weird fucking world yeah but the 90s that's what's so crazy it's not that long ago yeah it's right like that's you know they were comparing him on the dock to elvis presley and a couple other rock stars who did the same thing. And it was just like, yeah, I'll tell you what, like rock in the 50s and 60s. Like, I'm sure there was weird shit going on. All the time. But now when it's modern or at least modern enough and there's coverage and all that shit, we should know.

If we know this, we should behave. Yeah, laws. When did like the age of consent become a thing? Has it always been a thing? I don't know. It's still like a weird thing in certain states. Yeah, it. When did the age of consent become a thing? Has it always been a thing? I don't know. It's still like a weird thing in certain states. Yeah, it's like 17 in Texas. But what I don't understand is we talked about this right before Christmas time.

Hey, that Jeopardy guy? What? What is the age of consent? That was an all-time question. Oh, my God. That was awful. The question on Jeopardy was like, I think it was like voting or some shit like that was like the real answer. And he was like, what is the age

of consent? This is 12 in some states and 14 in the other. And this guy answers. What is the age of consent? It was like the age of like 8th grade graduation or something. He was like, consent? Alex was like, uh, no. Like Alex Trebek's face after that was fantastic. But we talked about

this before Christmas. Like we were banning baby it's cold outside because it was kind of rapey and like are people gonna be playing the remix to ignition because that shit still plays all the time and so if like you're gonna ban a christmas song that may or may not be rapey which i still think you can argue that it's not it's kind of creepy but whatever you can't be playing r kelly songs. Who listens to, like, actual music on the radio anymore once you have Spotify and everything?

I mean, a lot of people or radio stations wouldn't exist. If I'm in the car, if I'm in the car, I'll pop on music. Yeah. Really?

Yeah. It's more like I'll listen to, like, the High 97 morning show and then they put music on in between it, but, like, I'm listening to the music.

Yeah, like, I exclusively listen to, like, talk radio and, like, broadcasts of, like, sports. I mean, yeah, but, like, the High 97 morning show, and then they put music on in between it, but, like, I'm listening to the music. Yeah, like, I exclusively listen to, like, talk radio and, like, broadcasts of, like, sports. I mean, yeah, but, like... And if you want music, you just put your shit in. And I think a lot of people do that as well, but, like, my mom doesn't understand Spotify at all. Who's listening to music on the off chance that they play the song that you want to hear?

Just fucking play it. You can do that. Like, what are you waiting for? Yeah, but I think there's also, like, the element of, like, you don't necessarily want to listen to something specific. Like, on a road trip, you just might turn on SiriusXM, like, the element of you don't necessarily want to listen to something specific. Like on a road trip, you just might turn on Sirius XM, throw back to the 90s. They're going to play R. Kelly. There's something about it popping on, too.

I feel this way much more about movies. Oh, shit, yeah. For sure. With movies, though, specifically. When I see Braveheart is on TBS, I'm going to watch all four and a half hours of it with commercials. Even though I can just go put it on and play the fucking, you know, did we ever actually have that discussion? Because I remember I talked to BC about this as like a topic that I want to hit on because I watched I there was one night in the last month or so where I stayed up until like four

thirty in the morning to watch The Departed on TV with the commercials. After I made it so far, I was like, well, I can't go to sleep now. I've made it three hours into this, so I've got to finish the job. But that's an insane person thing to do, to stay up that late, to watch a movie with commercials

and censorship. That's the thing. I understand it coming on TV, and if it's something that isn't going to be completely ruined with censorship, which I the thing. That's where, that's like, I understand like it coming on TV. And if it's something that isn't going to be completely ruined with censorship, which I guess makes me a bad person. Like Step Brothers, I'm not watching that on TV. Because it's just not as funny. The Departed would be the same way for me. So like a movie that doesn't get tainted without it being censored, I might watch it.

It's not that bad. Like they still like showed. There's a lot of cursing in The Departed. You're blurring out the words. I actually get a kick out of when they're like, you monkey loving instead of motherfucking. I like to see how they get around it, but if it's ruined too much...

I've said this before. People got all up in arms about it. When Netflix said that they were going to introduce commercials, I wasn't that upset about it. Wait, they are? They're considering it why like spotify for it well yeah like is it gonna be like that's why people are upset about it do you have to like pay more for no commercial they'll probably do that and i think the commercials are

more like promo for like in-house commercials almost i don't know if it's gonna just be like tide detergent it's gonna be like check out this new show or whatever hulu has that like where you pay like a certain amount lower amount amount, and you have like commercials every, you know, 15 minutes or whatever, or you can pay for no commercials. I can get down with a commercial break here and there. I can too. No, I can too. What do you get out of it?

What sort of sick twisted pleasure do you get out of it? I pop on Twitter. I guess. Or like go get a drink. I go to the bathroom. I like a controlled, we're all taking a break right now. Yeah, I will say that when you're watching a game or something like that, it's like, all right. You know, especially in football, when you know you're going to get the touchdown kickoff, kick touchdown.

You know what I mean? It's like, all right, I got a few minutes. No, I'm not going to miss anything. I'm going to hop on Twitter. I'm going to go to the bathroom. I'm going to get a drink, whatever it may be. I enjoy not too much when you watch like the worst. The worst offender is FX when they do shows. You ever watch like the worst, the worst offenders FX,

when they do shows, you ever watch like sons of anarchy on FX? No. All their episodes are like, it's a 90 minute edition and you still get like 41 minutes of TV. Cause it's just like twice as many commercials. That drives me nuts. But a few commercials here and there,

people got so mad when I said I was okay with commercials coming to Netflix. But for it, I guess the real thing is if you are a Twitter addict like myself, you need it. If you're not, you're going to be be like what the fuck is wrong with you but if i can't tell you how many times i'm watching a show and i hop on twitter and i'm like shit that looked important i rewind it i get right back to the spot i started i missed i press play i go right back to twitter yeah i have to do like three or four times like rewind it i feel like the games is different like i'm okay with commercial breaks during games. Like any sporting

event, I'm totally okay with it. If I was watching a movie that I was really into and every like 15 minutes, I have to watch a commercial that would annoy me. Yeah. TV shows. I'm just getting those tweets off, girl. Yeah, because movies aren't meant to have commercials. To be interrupted. TV shows are. Yeah.

Like if I have to watch The Departed on Netflix and I have every 20 minutes a commercial, that would annoy me. I just call them Twitter breaks. But games and TV shows, I'm like somewhere in the middle. There's a reason I stay on top of the internet, bro. You ever heard of a pause button? Yeah, but that's the same shit.

It's either like, so now I'm like interrupting it at my own will rather than just being like, now there is a designated time for me to do this. Especially if you're watching something, like if you're watching it collectively along with people yeah it's like i don't want to be off that's good it's like a somebody's doing it for you it's like a designated tweet time as opposed to like you having to decide the other day i rewound to uh record something off of a football off the screen of a football game i think it was the jets game i came everyone was watching and then i forgot forgot to fast forward back.

But I kept tweeting. And it wasn't bad. But then I realized several tweets later that I had probably been tweeting a minute or two late. And I was mortified. I was like, oh my god. People must think I'm the worst. I've done that before too. I've done that from Red Sox games.

Brutal. You gotta be live. And so that's why I don't mind the collective breaks. Going absolutely apeshit over a home run that happened three innings ago. When you talk about the censorship, have you ever heard of a thing called the bad word box? No, it's not. So maybe this is a Southern thing because, you know, we're very conservative down there. But the family Christian stores when I was growing up, which those probably don't even exist anymore because Amazon.

So my parents got this box when we were like young elementary school, like they got rid of it at a certain age, but you could connect it to your VCR and you could watch a movie that had cuss words in it and it would quiet it. And then it would like give you like a closed captioning. Whoa. Yeah. So it was like a thing that you could like watch like PG 13 or R rated movies that would take swear words out. You would know just those words? Yeah. Just the swear words. So the first movie I ever watched, and I will never forget this, because we pulled it out of the closet in high school just to like make fun of it. We're like, I want to see how this works.

It was My Cousin Vinny, because it's one of my dad's favorite movies. But we were kids, and there's not anything else in that other than swearing that they cared to see. But it would take, just go completely silent, whatever the cuss word was, and then it would add in go completely silent, whatever the cuss word was, and then it would add in the monkey loving whatever. That's pretty good technology, by the way, for whatever you're talking about. Yeah, VCR.

You just plugged it in and you went with it. Surely they have something even crazier now, but they could do that back then. Back in the early 90s. What was the first movie, we'll hit a break, you can think about it during the break, what was the first movie you ever saw a nudity in? Oh, I already know. Of course everybody knows.

I remember my first city. When we come back, the first naked scene you ever saw in a movie. Call us up, 833-85-STOOL. You let us know your Mr. Skin moment. We'll be back. It's Clancy and the Rockets on Power 85. I simply must go. Baby, it's cold outside.

The answer is no. Baby, it's cold outside. The welcome has came. How lucky that you dropped in. So nice and warm. Look out the window. straight off of the porno playlist right there shout out to uh shazam shout out to uh leo lulu uh that's one of my favorite songs ever i i was jaywalking today oh i jaywalked this is my greatest jaywalking ever yeah and yeah i'm happy

that you gave me a little ooh there casey because i think i think that jaywalking is like the hottest thing in the world yeah i love jaywalking right so i this was tell me more this was the this was the hardest and hottest i've ever jaywalked i stepped on the tire like Like, my foot came down, and the underneath tip of my foot hit the tire as it went by. So, like, the tire didn't roll over me. Like, I stepped on the tire almost, and I was like... Did you feel like Jason Bourne when you did it?

Oh, my God. Never felt cooler. You've never been hotter, Kevin. 100%. That was the hottest moment I've ever had. Like, my hair was blowing in the wind. I had my nice jacket on. I got my fucking ridiculous overpriced sneakers on.

And I stepped on the tire. And I was like, I am the coolest guy. Did you get a honk? No. No. Nothing. I mean, he probably didn't even know. It's not like I moved the car.

I could feel it. But I mean, I get close. Like, it like touches my nose. Like a box truck went by the other day and it was like right by my face but I've never actually made contact with the car yeah this was my greatest jaywalking accomplishment ever but I almost got scared I was like I was gonna say I was like you got it oh yeah I was like I gotta rein it in yeah I'm getting a little too reckless yeah I'm gonna lose a toe I'm gonna break I mean could you imagine if I if I got run over and I like if I

was like hey guys I'm not gonna make it to the radio. I got to go to the hospital. I broke my foot because I was jaywalking too hard. That would be the most Kevin way to probably get an injury. Or getting sniped out on the top of the building because you're shooting a flamethrower off next to the Empire State Building. That too. One or the other. That too. I would go down. That would be fine.

You're probably saying that as some sort of fucking shot at me. No, no, no. I'll take that. Like, yeah. Jaywalking so hard, motherfuckers won't find me yeah i think it's more just like kevin couldn't just sit there and wait for another three seconds for the light to turn i hate waiting i hate it i hate it and now i take of it like as a like a game almost i'm like all right how close can i get yeah i also love and like this is just an asshole thing like i've only lived in new york since march but i feel

like i just like i'm accustomed to it because i'm just kind of not a nice person anyways when i'm walking and there's not cars coming but there's not the walk signal and people don't i'm like you pussies yeah oh that's i mean like you've got time unless you have like a small small child with you that drives me nuts and i'm not saying i'm like trying to teach shay like when you do and don't go and i can't be like all right well the hand's up but there's no cars so let's go yeah so i stand there and i'm waiting with her and it's like it's every second is a minute every minute up, but there's no car, so let's go. So I stand there, and I'm waiting with her, and it's like, every second is a minute. Every minute is an hour.

I'm like, oh my God, let's just go. I don't want people to be risking their lives like you do, or like, I've got to the point now where I'll just run as fast

as I can, even if I see three taxis coming, but if there's not a car on the street coming, and you wait, you're an asshole. Yeah, you're a fucking loser.

You're an asshole. I like when I, I like, I like when I jaywalk, and like, some idiot's next to me on his phone and thinks that the light is green and he like steps out and he's like honk cause I timed it right but they didn't

it's like I almost led you right into your death you lemming I bet you that happens all the time because I almost did that that almost happened to me during SantaCon because like everyone was just shit based I didn't realize I was walking amongst like the zombie apocalypse. Like none of these people are thinking correctly.

They walked out into the street and it was okay for them to cross, but it was not okay. We were just following dumb drunk Santa. Yeah. And I almost got smoked. Yeah. Like you gotta, I am following my own.

Do not follow me. I know I have everything time. That's why I also need, I need everyone in New York to continue to drive like an asshole and I will walk like an asshole and I will walk like an asshole and we'll be good. Right. If you unexpectedly

hit the brakes or you try to speed up or something, like we're all fucked. It's a system. Yeah. Everything is basically moving slow enough

on cross streets in New York that you don't ever actually have to stop if you time it right and you know what you're doing. You can kind of just walk through and they all,

they have to slow down like a little bit and you're good to go. Yeah. But when I almost lost my toe, I had to rethink things. I was like, all right,

Jared, I have children now. That is true. I have kids I have to think about. You're an adult. If I had, if I like, you're good to go. Yeah. But when I almost lost my toe, I had to rethink things. I was like, all right, Jared, I have children now. That is true. I have kids I have to think about. You're an adult. If I had, if I like, if I had to go home.

By definition. Yeah, technically. The only reason I'm an adult is because I have children that I have to look after. So once you have kids, you just get automatically

bumped up into the adult category. you level back. Yeah. But if I was like, oh yeah, like daddy can't like come pick you up. He's got to go to the hospital

because he broke his foot jaywalking. Do you think, no, nevermind., daddy can't, like, come pick you up. He's got to go to the hospital because he broke his foot jaywalking. Do you think? No, never mind. That was a dumb question. I know exactly what you're going to ask. No, I want to hear it. Would it break your foot?

Yeah. Like, if it hit it fast enough. Yeah, if it was just. Yeah, like, it's just, it's like a quick, like, little boop boop. I think it definitely would, but I understand where you're coming from. Yeah. I feel like if it rolls over slowly, then it's cracking every bone in your foot. But if it's just like a quick little buh-buh.

I understand your logic, but I think it absolutely crushes it. It's much like the microwave. You put it in for three seconds, no big deal. And the scientists are like, no, you have microwaves flying through your brains. It's bad for you. I could see it's still like five tons just racking through your foot. But would the, would the damage be as extensive if it was quick versus like if it were slow

scientists get on the phone, Zod do some research. Yeah. In the meantime, Ron's dad, Jared was watching bone Tomahawk and laughing about it. That was a gross scene, but we're talking about sexy scenes.

We are first movie. You ever saw some titties in or anything else. I don't know. Casey and I have the same movie. Do you? Yeah. I think it's probably pretty across the board for people our age. Interesting. You want to guess it?

Um, can you give me like a year at least? 97. Big movie. Wild things. The biggest, like the biggest movie perhaps of all time

Titanic? oh yeah Kate Winslet putting the tit in Titanic yes it does that's the first time I ever saw a fully naked person in a movie

because I was nine okay but you understand what I'm saying when that's like lame like Kate Winslet doing like art Kevin yeah but Kevin

you asked the first time we saw a naked person it's the answer. I'm just saying that's a disappointing answer. to the exact moment that I saw that titty. Yeah.

I was in the movie theater. Like I was sitting off to the left a little bit. Yeah. You know the exact road. I remember exactly where the fuck I was. My mom, I think.

Oh, you were with your mama? Oh, yeah. Ellen saw those titties too. I was eight years old. Oh, yeah. She saw those titties. And I think I asked, I thought, saw those titties, too. I was eight years old. Oh, yeah. She saw those titties. And I think I asked. I thought, and now this is, I know I'm going to sound stupid here, but keep in mind I was eight.

I thought that, like, you weren't, like, allowed to do that. So when I saw Kate Winslet's titty, I thought that she was, like, wearing a bodysuit. I was like, that's definitely her face. But there's no way that's her's titty i thought that she was like wearing a body suit i was like that's definitely her face but there's no way that's her actual titty like a stunt like a like a fat suit sort of thing yeah put it on yeah it was like yeah it was like makeup and i mean that is silly but yeah as an eight-year-old it's like this is not allowed i can see you coming up with some ridiculous yeah i mean like i've seen like the pokemon movie like there's no titties in that i got there's yeah space jam no titties there.

You can't just dump them out in a movie like that. Paint me like you're French girls. Yeah. I feel like you can't do that. Oh, yeah, what's the answer on the car things, huh? So, pretty much it depends on how fast it's going. If it's going fast, the weight will transfer to the other wheels, and you'll be fine.

You might— See? There you go. That wasn't a stupid question. Not at all other wheels, and you'll be fine. There you go. That wasn't a stupid question. Not at all. Apparently, it doesn't even hurt. That's got to just be like perfect circumstances, but yeah, it's cool. If it's going slowly, you're toast. Yeah. I'm a genius, is what you're saying. Brendan wants to do it for the vlog.

Oh, God. I'll do it. Let's go. I don't need my foot. I'm not going to do legs at the gym. I can sit down and do curls. It's the off-season. That's right, Za. Let'll do it. Let's go. I don't need my foot. I'm not gonna do legs at the gym. I can sit down and do curls. It's the off season. That's right, Zaha. Let's fucking go. What about like walking to work? I don't walk to work. You don't? No, I start getting rides.

You never walk to work? Not in the winter time, no. So do you at least Uber pool or take the subway? You're just like throwing away money on UberXs? I love how you said getting rides. Like you pay for a taxi or an Uber. Yeah.

You're not like getting a ride from a buddy. Like you're paying like 30 bucks a day to take an Uber? No, I know, but you make that, I mean, you're paying to drive like 25 feet every day. Yeah. Yeah. Okay. That's fine. I'm with it, but getting a ride is like.

It's like a mile. Yeah. And how much is it on a daily basis? Eight bucks. 16 a day? 16 a day, yeah. I'm kind of with that, bro. That basis? Eight bucks. Sixteen a day? Sixteen a day, yeah. I'm kind of with that, bro. That's fine with me.

Who gives a shit? Well, Jared also, aren't you like an absolutely no subway guy? Yeah, I don't take the subway. Too many diseases. You should just walk. If I walk, you should walk. Come on. I'm me and you're you.

Yeah, but I don't want to. Yep. I get it. That's what it boils down to. At the end of the day, I just don't fucking want to do it, so I don't. I mean, I don't blame you getting high. And that's how you should live life. Take get it. That's what it boils down to. At the end of the day, I just don't fucking want to do it, so I don't. I mean, I don't blame you getting high.

And that's how you should live life. Take it over. But to do it every single day. What am I going to do? Save $16 a day so that I can, like, that's going to be more money than I will to my fucking shitty grandkids someday? It's my money. Boy, that turned dark for the eventual baby rockets.

Yeah, I'm just saying. Real fast. By the way, shout out to your mom and dad for wearing they took that picture of you wearing uh yeah rocket and the uh the the tweet from ellen said from the co-creators of the rocket yeah that right there is support that's big time the first tits i ever saw is such an obscure movie and here i am trashing titanic my answer sucks too michael j fox was in a movie called Doc Hollywood early 1991. So I was, I was six.

Yeah. Or I mean, that's what it came. I was six when I came out. I don't know when I actually saw it. I had to go a little in six. If I was popping this movie in the VCR, looking at titties when I was six,

that would explain a lot. Yeah. But there's this scene where this chick pops out of like a lake or something like that. She walks out. It's like the sun is glistening and, and Marty McFly or Marty McFly is Marty McFly. He's looking at her. He's got like I think he's like his sunglasses

and he's looking at her like dumbfounded and I was too. It's like the water is dripping off her. She's skinny dipping. I think you see everything too if I'm not mistaken. And I was like oh damn. That's what that looks like? Yeah right. I was like oh shit that's where it goes. John from Oregon what was the first movie you ever saw?

Wasn't actually a movie It was the Janet Jackson Super Bowl movie That was the first? That doesn't even count That does not count Yeah, it does It does count It had that sun thing

She had like a nipple clamp on it Yeah No, I feel like if you were a kid How old were you? I was probably like nine. Yeah, that definitely counts. That doesn't count. Her nipple was blocked.

Bro, first of all, by nine, you gotta... What to think? By nine, if you haven't seen... I mean, that was, first of all,

a split second, and it was a tit covered up by like a metal moon sun thing, I think. It was like rays of sun. It was like a ray rays of sun like a spiky sun yeah it counts i mean i guess we're going to be literal but i'm just saying hey dude that stinks as your first titty yeah that's like saying that your first titty was behind like the

uh the snowy porn like on tv right it's like i actually would appreciate that tit more than janitor but here's the thing is you have to earn that tip. That's true. As a nine year old boy though, that if you've never seen nudity and that happens, like you're going to remember that as your first moment. Like I see what he's saying. Like now, obviously as an adult, you're not looking back at me like,

damn, that was like, well, yeah, but when you're nine now, it's like, I've already seen like a chick get fucked in the ass. Yeah.

Well, back then I guess it was different. Eric from Philly. What do you got? Uh, so I have American pie. So Shannon Elizabeth. Great one.

That's a good one. How old were you when that went down? Because by that point, I was older than that. And then you had the Tara Reade orgasm on the bed. That was a big deal. Yeah, that might even be better than just the nudity was Tara Reade moaning and groaning. That scene, 1999, was American Pie. See, I was like 14, 15 years old.

So by that point, the luster had worn off. But when you go back, have you watched American Pie recently? No. When you go back and you watch the scene with Shannon Elizabeth, first of all, Shannon Elizabeth goes over to Jason Biggs' house to study. He's tutoring her. She's like, I just got out of the gym, though. So before we study, I just have to go upstairs and change.

Already a little bit weird. She goes up to his bedroom, she starts to look around, and she's sexily looking through his things, and I think she finds some porno magazines, and decides to get naked and masturbate in this boy's bed,

who's about to just tutor her for school. So it's just like a tutor date. The parents are home. She goes upstairs, takes off her clothes, and starts blasting. Yep. That is the single most, like, unrealistic setting of all time. And then he secretly webcams it, blasts it out to the world. To everybody.

It is the most problematic rapey type of scene ever very problematic now of a girl getting unknowingly filmed and and broadcast to the entire school that's the type of shit we're like you'd have like suicide bully right can't do that these days remember do you remember like the she throws her clothes and it hits the or i guess that's when he, Jason Biggs, gets involved. He throws his pants and, like, knocks it and moves it, and the whole – all the crowd is like, no! Come on!

Or at one point the feed goes down and they get it back up and everyone starts cheering. They're like, yeah! I mean, the whole scene is like, oh, boy. Yeah. But, man, she was a flash in the pan. Like, you talk about like uh britney spears at her peak was the hottest and megan fox when she came out there was a quick like

six month window during american pie craze where shannon elizabeth was the hottest thing ever i mean tara reed too i mean that was like a double whammy tara reed in american pie and van wilder before she like went off the rails and got gross isn't that when she dated tom brady too in that the same era i think so like he was dating van wilder terry not crazy i think so terry that uh van wilder white bikini tyree yeah i don't know the last time i've seen van wilder or american pie like i couldn't even guess burke kreischer we interviewed on kfc radio he was the basis for van wilder uh-huh he came through he went to florida state and they made the movie after tribute on KFC Radio, he was the bassist for Van Wilder. He went to Florida State and they made the movie after him

with him in mind. Do you know how badass of a fucking notch in your belt that is? Like, hey, Van Wilder? That's me. Van Wilder, like the coolest like, girls want to fuck him, guys want to be him, sort of dude. Like, yeah, that was me. What about, uh, what's her name Elijah Elijah

no Huthbert uh yes she was the girl next door she was in old school when she's in old school she fucks Mitch Martin and she's wearing like the pink boy shorts the morning after oh I forgot about that girl girl next door and she was also I'm all wet can I come in

I'm 95% sure she was also Jack Bauer's daughter oh yeah absolutely I'm all wet. Can I come in? I'm 95% sure she was also Jack Bauer's daughter. Oh, yeah. Absolutely. I'm 100% sure. She was Kim Bauer. She was getting tracked by the Jaguar in the woods in season two or three or whatever that was. She was getting hunted in the mountains by a mountain lion.

Where the fuck is she at? No, she did something. She married that hockey player. Oh, yeah. From like the Rangers, maybe? Well, I think she was was with what's her name again Elijah Cuthbert Cuthbert

she I think she was with Sean Avery for a minute but I think she ended up marrying like another dude like a Russian dude I don't think that's her name it is

E-L-I-S-A-C-U-T-H-B-E-R-T Alicia Cuthbert Cuthbert whatever she's been in I feel like I'm looking at something different never mind

she's been in a bunch. Yeah. She has. Her reign was short, but excellent. Where is Megan Fox, Ben? She got blackballed. What?

She got blackballed. She talked shit about Michael Bay. She said that Michael Bay was like extremely hard to work with and he pulled her off of Transformers. That's why they,

Transformers like two, three or four, whatever the sequels kept going. She got the boot and she kind of got like blackballed from Hollywood for a while and I think it like,

I don't think she's really recovered from it. Huh. Yeah, which is crazy because it's like, that girl is hot enough. I think she was a new girl.

I think she actually landed a regular role on TV, but I think as far as movies go, she's been on the outs. That's crazy because she's that hot.

She's that hot for days. Yeah, I mean, if I was trying to put up a Hollywood blockbuster right now and I needed an it girl hot chick I would want her and I think it was like nope don't do it or you're going to be this movie studio and this director

and these people are not going to fuck with you by the way did you guys ever watch The Ranch on Netflix? the Ashton Kutcher one? your girl Elisha Cuthbert has a main part in that where has she been recently? And she plays like his girlfriend in that.

You know that dude? It's been out for a couple years. Yeah, it sounds like season two or three. There's a guy right now being sued by CBS. He was in that show.

The most recent one was called like Bull or something like that. He, anyway, he's getting like me too'd. He's like, Elijah Dushku was on this show.

Oh, okay. And she ended up either quitting or getting fired from it because he was like making sexual remarks at her and shit like that. Anyway, so they're doing research on him and like investigation on him. And he was on a show called Dark Angel with Jessica Alba. Did you ever see that? I've heard of it. I've heard of it.

I don't think I've ever seen it. It was the worst show ever. It's like this post-apocalyptic, futuristic show where Jessica Alba is basically like a crime fighter, superhero. Yeah. And this guy was like the head. He was almost like, you've seen X-Men, Professor X? Yeah. Kind of like as the ringleader.

He was like the Professor X, I think, of that show. Anyway, it just came out that he took her virginity when they were on that show. So he's just been like a creep this whole time. Yikes. But I mean. Can't do that. No, can't do that. That.

Jessica Alba's virginity. Correct. Oh. Scott Baio took Nicole Eggert's virginity on Charles in Charge way back in the day. Yeah. Yeah. Scott Baio. I mean, he gets a.

Fuck's chicks. Yeah. That's a guy who I mean, I think i know that because i think some some sort of details start to come out about him that's a guy who's probably sitting at home like can i just die like go faster because he's probably got some skeletons yeah a lot of these fucking people do like i feel like it's everyone's just gonna get their turn that anyone that was big in like the 90s yeah they're they're gonna get their turn and i mean, you know, there's some people who are just absolutely horrible. I'm sure there's some people who are like,

yeah, I don't know, we were like young, sexy actors on a show and I was having sex. Like I wasn't, you know, I'm sure there's some people who are probably like, I didn't do anything wrong. Didn't Screech try to do like a tell-all book about like everyone fucking each other on Saved by the Bell? I think he did do it. I think Screech, I think he's got like some issues.

I think being like the eternal nerd like got to him. Dustin, Diamond Dustin, whatever his name was. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think he like did not. Didn't handle it well. Like I think like Steve Urkel, I think Jaleel White is like, yeah, man. I was fucking, I was like the most recognizable person on TV. Yeah.

I think Screech did not handle it with the same aplomb. It would be tough when you're like, because next to like Zach and Mark Ball Gosselaar is one of the greatest humans to ever walk this planet. Yeah. And he was a star. Mario Lopez. When he didn't act like Steve Urkel. Right.

He went, he went, he remember when he did, uh, Stefan Urkel or whatever. And he was like, came out of that machine and he was like the fucking pimp. Yeah.

That's what I think. It's like, he could still do that. Like if he's at like these like parties and everything with other celebrities, like no dude, like I'm fucking stud. I wouldn't even be the stud.

I'd be like, yeah, like you got any cheese? That's me, bro. Yeah. Fucking. And that last fucking pants up doing that dance.

Like, yeah, that's me, man. I'm the fucking, the funniest guy on TV from 1990. You got to embrace that. Right.

Come on. Uh, Steve, what's your first You got to embrace that shit. Right. Come on. Steve, what's your first news? Porky's, my friends. I'm a little bit older than you, but yeah, I remember Porky's. I don't even know what that is. Porky's? Oh, yeah.

It was like when they're looking in the fucking shower and shit. It was like in the early 80s. 1981. When they go into Porky's and there's the girl dancing up on the stage. She's got them titties flopping. I think it's Kim Cattrall that's in that, right? Is that who it was? I can't believe you've never even heard of Porky's.

I'm looking at it now. I mean, look at the movie poster, Kevin. Yeah, the poster is a girl at the back of a girl's legs in the shower. With an eye looking at her. Well, I remember, yeah. This movie is super creepy, eh? Big time. Can't do that these days either. Would not fly today.

There is a time where, you know, if you're listening to this now and you're in your fucking early 20s and you're like, yeah, I can just literally download porn whenever I want. We couldn't do that. So we had to tell each other, like, hey, this movie's got some titties in it, and then we would go buy the DVDs. Barb Wire was great. Basically just a porn. Look at these two

stills. I don't know what's going on here. That's Kim Cattrall. You have him reaching for her waist, and the next one, yanking it off. I don't know what's going on in Perky. I've never seen it, but I just know. I guess I've... Maybe I've seen it. There was something about earning it,

and I've said this a million times ad nauseum, that we're the last generation that had to earn it. Yeah. It's true. Catching a boob here and there. Starship Troopers was a big one. Did you guys ever see that movie? No.

1997 movie. It was like a sciob here and there. Starship Troopers was a big one. Did you guys ever see that movie? No. 1997 movie. It was like a sci-fi aliens movie. Yeah. It was like humans need to band together as an army to fight these aliens. And there was just, Denise Richards was in it, I think. Oh, Denise Richards is hot. It was like that and Wild Things came out around the same time. So you saw, they were all in the army, so they'd be showering together.

Yeah. And then Wild Things, the Wild Things threesome is a defining moment in a young man's life that's Cruel Intentions Cruel Intentions was one too

that was also kinky as shit because it was like incest or whatever the fuck was going on yeah but the scene where Sarah Michelle Gellar

and the other actress like she's teaching her I can't remember her name now and like then there's like the spit connecting you remember that that was that was the spit connecting. You remember that? That was a defining moment. That was the OG spit play. That shit's hot in the streets these days, but back

then it was like, what's going on? The Wild Things threesome for me was like, there's life BC and AD. There's life before the Wild Things threesome. Wild Things is still a banger, by the way. Have you watched it recently? It's a good movie. I saw it like a month ago. The twists and turns. Stan, Connecticut. what's up?

Hey, my first movie was Basic Instinct. That's a good one. That's a good one. Shout out to Sharon Stone and my father. That scene where she uncrosses her legs, iconic, right? That's Basic Instinct? Yeah. Or is that Fatal Attraction?

Fatal Attraction, I think, right? What's Basic Instinct? That's Sharon Stone, right? Yeah. attraction? Fatal attraction, I think, right? What's basic instinct? That's Sharon Stone, right? Yeah. Really? I thought that was fatal attraction. The one where she has a cigarette? I always get those confused. Either way, you're seeing some cities. Strong cosign from Zaha right there. Oh, yeah? Zaha, you know the story

about my pops, Sharon Stone? Oh, yeah. That was my first basic instinct. My brother left the VHS. Yeah. You know it's good when you're getting on the VHS. My dad went to high school with her, and I'm pretty sure it went down. Oh, really? Oh, yeah.

Oh, damn. Yeah. Yep. She was a small-town girl, and my dad always described it as like... One time we went back to... It was like a family reunion. I think somebody died. I think my grandfather died.

We had to go to the funeral. And we were talking to my dad's like high school friend and he was the quarterback and my dad didn't play sports really growing up and he was like yeah i remember being on the field playing and like timmy was underneath the bleachers with the fucking cheerleaders in the middle of the game and he was like what the fuck am i doing playing yeah i'm quarterback and you're already getting the girls so my dad was dad was enjoying himself in high school, and I think Sharon Stone was one of them. Let's hit a break.

When we come back, the phone lines are lit up. The first nude scene you ever saw in a movie. We'll keep it moving. We'll keep it sexy here on Clancy the Rock. It's on a Friday. Let's get it. I'm still a sucker for cornrows. I never changed that. Your body is baby mama, but where your brains at? I'm still the same cat when I was younger running with bad boys. Now I'm on a hot console and running with bad boys.

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Put it down hard for my dog that's locked in the bank. When you hit the bricks, new whips, money ain't a thing. Yeah, I want to floss with us. All right, we're back. Somebody's mad at me about Porky's. For you not to recognize the Porky's movies is unforgivable. It is weird that you're older than us and both of us knew it. Not only have I never seen it,

I've never heard a blogger reference it. I've never read a reference to it in a blog. I'm sure Rear Admiral's having a heart attack right now or something. Usually if I don't know a movie, I still, by this point, someone has said something in a blog. Like, oh, that's like the scene in Porky's or use the reference. I mean, I have no problem not knowing that. That's how little I think people talk about that movie. The only reason why I know what Porky's is because I'm a weirdo and I used to collect DVDs all the time.

And it was always like on the shelf. I feel like I just, it was just a movie that you knew existed. Yeah. I had no idea. Like, I don't know. I just always came across shelf. I feel like it was just a movie that you knew existed. I had no idea. I don't know. I used to collect movies. Yeah, I still have all of them. I had Netflix back when Netflix was mailing you DVDs. Oh, my dad used to do that all the time. I got the 7-pack. You could get 7 movies

at a time. And I had one of the early DVD burners. I had a new laptop with the DVD burner capabilities. I would get 7. I would burn them. I would send them back. I had a new laptop with the DVD burner capabilities. I would get seven. I would burn them. I would send them back. I wouldn't even watch them before I burned them. I had a monster collection. I had

every good movie ever. Oh, yeah. I basically had every horror movie. I had a lot of horror movies in there. I had a ton. I had a whole binder. They just slipped them in. What do you think is the DVD that you've watched more than any other DVD? Literal DVD or just movie?

Like I popped in the DVD? I know mine. Wedding Crashers. That was like my go-to in college. I would just put it in. I went on a stint my senior year of college. My roommate had never seen Boiler Room.

Oh. And so we kept popping it in but it would always be like we were wasted or like it was late at night and he would without fail always fall asleep. It took us like an entire year

like two semesters to watch this movie. So he just kept popping it back in and I was content to just like watch it with him over and over and over again. It's a good movie. So it's probably Boiler Room.

What was yours Jared? Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back. Interesting. Yeah. Shout out to Jay Muse. He came through here recently It's probably boiler room. What was yours, Jared? Jay and Silent Bob strike back. Interesting. Yeah. Shout out to Jay Muse. He came through here recently. I saw it. Yeah.

Oh, I mean, they were in Poulter. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, that was one of the coolest, nicest guys that I've ever met. He's a very genuine guy. Very genuine. Yeah. The thing that sucked about watching DVDs, though, is that if you fell asleep, the menu,

like you woke up in the middle of the night and the fucking menu was playing you're like oh so i 60 seconds over and over and over however fun fact not that anybody's watching dvds anymore the one dvd that i found that the movie just starts over is the hangover so if you watch the hangover when the movie ends like it might go to the menu for a little bit but then the movie just starts back so. So it could just be on replay all night. Forever and ever. You'd never wake up to that stupid menu music. Yeah. Jay and Silent Bob had Shannon Elizabeth and Eliza Dushku in that one. That was some heavy hitters.

Yeah. I've never seen that. I asked Jay about when he was screaming in Shannon Elizabeth's face, I am the Glit Commander. Yeah. He was, God, that's got to be awesome when you were like, when you made it big, if you, if you, when you made it big,

even for a little bit, or if you made a big movie and you just had like two of the A-list bombshells, yeah. And do a sex scene with you. Yeah. Right. Like that's awesome. Yeah. Especially if you're like a flash in the pan,

not saying that Jay and Silent Bob or Kevin Smith and Jamie was a flash in the pan, but like if you're a, if you're a Leo DiCaprio, it's like, all right, yeah, you're going to get like all sorts of sex scenes. Yeah.

If you just like got lucky or you, you know, you just like when Dane cook got to do that movie with Jessica Simpson, Jessica Simpson, right? Alba. One of the Jessica's. I thought it was Simpson.

I thought it was Alba. He did a good luck Chuck with Jessica Alba. Is that her? I thought it was Simpson. Either way, Alba, that guy, you know,

and he, and he had a, he was a true, like he had a moment where he was the comedian. But like to get to do a feature movie with a. Well, I've never been more jealous than when I saw Super Troopers 2. I watched Super Troopers 2 and it was all the broken lizard guys. And then Sloan from Entourage is the hottest woman on the planet.

And of course, there's like like, a hookup scene. I was like, you motherfuckers. And those guys. They're the actors, but they also, like, write and produce the movie. They know exactly what they're doing. It's like, hey, I'm going to just do this movie. I'm going to cast Sloane in it and be like, I'm going to make out with her in this movie. Here's the scene with gratuitous nudity and sex.

Why not? They just put Sloane. Those dudes, when they came here, were like, they're just a bunch of buddies. Yeah. That was a cool moment. Like, hey, let's make a movie where we get to all hook up with the hottest girls in Hollywood. With Sloan. I mean, everybody wants to hook up with Sloan.

Did Sloan ever get naked? No, but they- She did an entourage. Well, you saw her butt in Entourage. Was it actually her butt or was it like a butt double? I don't know. It's whenever- She's done nudity for like artsy pictures.

Right. I think it might have been. The titties are out there somewhere. Right. But that was a big deal because I remember being like, finally, we've seen the promised land. Yeah. Because the scene that she does in Entourage, it's like when E, Kevin Connelly's in bed

and he's like worried about Vince and she's like this super sexy moment where she's like, well, turn your attention to me. And she like drops her robe and then you just see his face and he's like robe, and then you just see his face, and he's like, done. And you just see her ass. Good scene. Oh, and she has a threesome in Entourage, and you see her semi-naked. With that other hot girl, the blonde one.

I don't think she's ever done titties on film. No, I don't think so either. Let's do Troy from Atlanta. What do you got, Troy? I've actually got two. My first one was unintentional. It was watching Austin Powers with the family. A lot of vagina.

The hot tub scene where it just barely kind of splits out. That is such a great reference, dude. Yes. I went back and rewound it so many times after they left and went. That was a moment. I did that and I never thought like twice about it. I thought I was like the only one.

And then I can't tell you how many guys when I eventually referenced on the blog, everybody paused it. We're like that half nipple just poked up above the bubbles and you froze it. Like, yep, there's a big fake nipple. Yep. Thank God for DVD. It just came out at that time. And then... Rewind that shit over and over again.

Dane Cook did movies with both of them. That's why. What was the Jessica Simpson one? He had two things. What was it? It was the Employee of the Month. I never saw that. Mike from Cali, what's up?

Hey, guys. So, I don't know if anyone already said this already, but he got game. It was with Denzel Washington in 98. Yeah, when she fucks him in the car? Well, there's titties all over that movie. That movie's awesome. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

When Rick Fox is explaining to Ray Allen how it works, he's like, yo, you just let him hop on the phone and call up Becky. Like, come on over here. Let me hit that ass. Yeah, the one scene where they're giving him a tour of the college, and those two girls are in his room. Wow. Yep. Wow. Wow.

I'm actually, as we do this, the New York Post just tweeted out the scene from the TV show The Americans that was too hot for basic cable. You ever see this? No. It was the first ever, like, 69 on regular TV. Look at that movie. What year was that? It's like two years ago.

Huh. That's something right there. Matthew Rhys, I think is his name. He's lying sideways, and Felicity is the chick. That show is awesome, by the way, and there's all sorts of weird kinky shit in that. Have you ever seen The Americans? Season, like, one is one of the best seasons of, like, any TV.

I could put it up toe-to-toe with any of this shit. Dave from Wisconsin, what do you got? This one is an old one. It's a classic. I don't know if anyone's

mentioned it yet, but Animal House from, like, the 70s from the year that I think it was. See, Animal House is a good one. Here's my problem.

I don't think anybody from the 70s is hot. Old titties don't do it for me. I think that Farrah Fawcett, R.I.P., is the missing link of hot chicks. I think she was the first one from the old era where you look at her and you're like, that's a hot chick. Yeah. I guess some of the older horror movies, too, where it's like...

You get off on it, but a hot naked chick now and a hot naked chick then is just... There's two different species. It's like watching LeBron and John Havlicek. It's just different basketball. There's still some quality basketball being played, but it ain't the same as the high-flying dunks and fucking quickness and point forwards that happen in today's NBA. Nipples were great. Butts were great back then. Butts, I mean, back then having no butt was what was hot.

Yeah. So you were not going to get any good asses in the 70s. No. It just doesn't happen. No. At least with the white web. Yeah. No, there's definitely some movies where it's like you could tell that

this girl would be hot today like if you had made her like you know adapt to this time correct but it's the same thing with sports where it's like well yeah like if if like bill russell had today's training standards and facilities he would be just that much better too so he had the base talent yeah the way that this girl's base hot right and if you just put her in today's with the fucking right makeup and the right dress and the right everything. Remember when I came in here we were playing the Freddie Lynn commercial from the 70s.

It's like you take that chick and you put her in 2019. She's still a smoke show. Did you have that? Did you put that blog up? Yeah, I did. Day one of Clancy and the Rockets. Jared, who was the player in that? It was Fred Lynn.

He was in 1975. It was his old commercial for what? The blog was called Fred Lynn was a fucking pimp back in his day. It's some dude, and he's promoting some stupid product, and he's got one blonde and one brunette on his arm. And Jared, I thought, was going to start masturbating to the brunette. He was obsessed with this commercial girl. She's hot.

She is hot. But I mean, she is like normal. It's for Musk. It's like some Sex Panther shit from Anchorman. 60% of the time, it works every time. Musk. Jared, I mean, I remember it was our first day of radio, I think. And I was like, well, I think we're about to do

an hour on Jared being obsessed with this commercial girl. Look at this chick. This is his Michael Scott chair model. I mean, she's hot, but she... Which one do you like? The brunette. Let me see. She definitely has that, like... She's got the... The blonde is... I mean, you don't like the

blonde in that? No. Says the blonde. No, I'm curious. You sure the blonde girl's not hotter? I mean. Oh, yeah, she's hot. She's hot, but she's dressed like. Listen. Yeah, the brunette's way hotter. But again, both look like they're from 1975.

Yeah, but the brunette plays today. She plays today. I don't know. Oh, for sure. Did you ever see the movie White Christmas? That's like old. It's like Bing Crosby and Danny Kaye. Like the...

I watched that. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. There's one sister that's like... Super hot. Super hot. Yeah, the blonde, right? They're both blondes, but it's the... She's the younger one in the movie, but she...

I actually Googled it over Christmas because I hadn't seen that in years. And my grandmother, like that was one of her favorite movies. Oh, yeah. She's actually, like, way older than the other one, but she looks so much younger. They cast her as a younger sister. Because you know what it was? She had, like, a body on her for 1954 or whatever it was. Yeah, she was a smoke.

This chick is a dog. And what I was mad about was that she ended up with Danny Kaye and not Bing Crosby. I was like, what the fuck? She should end up with Bing. That was like a kinky little situation where I felt there was a lot of swapping going on. It was like, throw your keys in a bowl. Who gets who? I don't know.

Yeah, if they made that movie these days, it would be a lot different. Like, they're all on the train, and they have the sleeper car, and the guys are the gentlemen and let them sleep in the sleeper car. I'm like, no. They were definitely sleeping in that sleeper car. The original hot chick, I think, maybe ever. Faye Dunaway in Bonnie and Clyde. Oh, shit.

She knocked your tea over. Oh, yeah. That was, like, old. And, you know, she was just, like, that picture, she just looks like a bad bitch, too. Yeah, well, she was. She was fucking Bonnie, man. I mean. That was, I mean, that chick is just hot, like, period.

She's hot, but she kind of looks mean. Well, it's because she's fucking Bonnie, bro. She's hot, but she kind of looks mean. Well, it's because she's playing Bonnie, bro. She's killing motherfuckers and robbing banks. I usually don't pay attention to the comments section, but the top comment on this Fred Lynn blog is, Fred Lynn fucked my mother before she was my mother, and I completely understand why now after seeing this commercial. Nice work, Mom.

That can't be true. I was going to say, I hope that. I hope it's true. I hope it is too. Yo, I can't, by the way. I'm still just looking at Faye Dunaway. She's super hot. In the 70s.

She's got a little Hilary Duff vibe going, though, in that picture right there. Oh, yeah, she does. Hilary Duff is still really hot. You talk about having an ass. She's thick now. She's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal, bro. Oh, my God.

Oh, buddy. Lizzie McG's thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. Oh, my God. Oh, buddy. Lizzie McGuire is dragging a wagon. Wow. There was a, people started to Photoshop her. Do you remember that? Like, they, her ass was, like, so good,

but then they Photoshopped it to be, like, just that much bigger, but you really couldn't tell because you knew that it was, it was thick to begin with. When is the last time she's done something? She's great because she's normal.

She hasn't had a meltdown or anything. She's a big Instagram presence, I think. Remember she got in trouble because she kissed her son on the lips and everyone got mad at her. What? And she was like, I'm just kissing my son.

When did that happen? A couple years ago. I feel like that's the Tom Brady storyline. Yeah, but Tom Brady straight up makes out with his son is just not true that's just yeah i mean that picture this is the one but this is the one i can't tell if it was probably a little bit photoshopped it and it was like my internet's super slow the internet has stunk by the way it's a tiny picture but look at that i mean cosine that's hillary duff oh Yeah. Damn. Dragon a wagon, I told you. This is the one that they Photoshopped.

Oh, yeah, that's so obviously Photoshopped, but whatever. Oh, yeah, no. As we talk about pictures here on radio. But if you just Google Hilary Duff booty, you're going to have yourself an afternoon. Let's talk to John from New Hampshire. You've been on the line for a minute. What's up, John? Hey, what's up?

How you doing? I am so excited about this weekend. Why? Well, I bet my wife that if I lost 30 pounds, that I would be allowed to have a weekend completely by myself. Let's fucking go! I thought we were going anal, John. I actually thought you were too, but you know what's better than anal?

A weekend alone. For sure. No, preach. So first of you were too, but you know what's better than anal? A weekend alone. For sure. No, preach. So first of all, I'm assuming you hit this goal, so congratulations on losing 30 pounds. That's no joke. Thank you. And so do you think that she expected this to happen?

Ooh, that's a good question. Like right now, is she saying like, wow, I could see a scenario where your wife is like, all right, I'm very happy that my husband lost 30 pounds, but I would have liked him to lose 25 and not 29. Yeah, 29.9 pounds and not have this weekend away. Or is she just happy about it in general? I know she's happy, but I mean, I'm going to probably gain 15 of it back. I'm going to get pizza. I already got Taco Bell today. Left work early.

So I could go. Yeah, but here's the thing. I mean, you lose 30, you gain 15. You still lost 15. You're good to go. Yeah, that's fine. Very true. Yeah.

I've had Taco Bell for dinner the last two nights in a row. My man, Pots and Pans. I'm so sick of being shamed for any of my food choices. I am streaking. I go hard on my kicks and if it's Taco Bell, it's Taco Bell. If it's filet mignon, it's filet mignon. I don't fucking care. Wait, John, so what's the plan?

I'm hoping you're out of work soon. What's the first move? I left work at 12.30 today. That's what's up. There it is. Are you going to just lounge or are you going to like do shit? No, I'm completely lounging. I saved some of my TV shows. I went to a Chinese restaurant to get takeout so I can have that tonight.

I'm going to order tomorrow. I'm going to do absolutely nothing. Get super drunk all day. I mean, that's the song. I'm so happy and proud for you. Will you feel, what's your family situation? How many kids you got? I got one first baby, one baby, seven months old.

Okay. I am going to predict by like tomorrow evening, you're going to feel a little bit like guilty or you're going to miss your kid or you're going to feel, yeah, maybe guilty. Like you're doing something wrong. I am here to tell you that you're not power through and that, that you're going to feel it. Cause I do every time.

Like if I'm not, if I'm away from my kids for like any extended, even like not an extended period of time, like an afternoon. I saw my kids this morning. If I don't see them tonight, I'm going to be like freaking out. It happens. But you need to understand that this is, you still, I mean, as much as I'm joking, I'm being serious too. You need to like have your own life and your own time

and kind of make sure you stay sane and have your own fun or else you start to regret uh resent like every other time you are with your family i think one of the huge problems i had when i when i was still together with everybody was that like it was 24 7 constantly like together we did everything together we were never separate we never i never got any time to just do what i wanted or watch what i wanted or do nothing or get some time away i think it should always kind of be like shifts you're on and i'm off and i get some time alone then you get some time alone but it's very hard to do that so the fact that you have earned this and you've done it in a very productive manner by losing this way even if you have a little bit of guilt tomorrow i would i

think you should try to power through that maybe throw in a FaceTime, say what's up get a little taste of it check in, make sure everyone's okay and they don't actually need you and then you go back to get another series to binge and another fucking fast food order to stop your face with I just can't wait

I mean I already get the so after I get off the phone with you, it's on. Let's do it. Let's go. You know what? Just hang up. Don't even talk to me. Don't waste any more of your weekend.

As you were. But I would like you to call in on Monday if you can. I can talk to you. Call in on, you know, 1.30 on Monday after we, you know, talk about whatever we got to talk about. I want to hear a John from New Hampshire update on his weekend alone. Full recap. I hope it goes well. And I hope what we're going to do is we're going to establish that this should be a thing that every married couple does.

Yeah. I think Father's Day a couple years ago, just got alone yeah that was my gift and i felt so incredibly guilty about it i was like i'm not gonna like not be with my kids on father's day but if you're asking me what do i truly genuinely want right now it's not a gift it's not a physical tangible thing it's like i want to be able to watch this movie that i haven't been able to watch for fucking months now i want to be able to binge this show that i never have time to do i want to sleep i want to eat whatever i want whenever i want i want to be uninterrupted and i think if things go well from john from new hampshire i think we're going to establish a new trend where i think wives and husbands should be giving it to the wives the

girls need just as much of a break as the guys probably more so everybody needs time alone i couldn't imagine not being able to just do that or like just getting in like my my fear is like i can't even just get in the car and go to get i mean i guess you don't have cars in new york but just like i need to go to the grocery store and i have to put a human in a seat and bring a fucking diaper bag and then take the kid in like no no that kind of shit really does it does drive you crazy uh i really i mean mean, it's hard, it's mostly like the one-way street with the guys and girls

where it's like, if I, if it's like my turn off and the kids are like crying and shit like that, your wife, your baby mom is going to be like,

get the fuck over here right now. Oh, because it's not your turn, you're going to sit on the couch. Whereas, if it's the other way around, I think a dad is more prone

to be like, all right, I just got to power through this because she's taking a break. You know what I mean? So the guys need to earn their break in a special separate way. Losing 30 pounds is a pretty fucking high bar to set. I think maybe if we do this for the general public,

we need to make it like 10 pounds or something. Make it a little more attainable. Halfway. Yeah, there we go. So enjoy your weekend, John. I don't think anybody out there can enjoy their weekend on the same level as John. But I challenge you to do just that. Enjoy yourselves tonight, tomorrow, Sunday night.

And we'll be back on Monday for another edition of Clancy and the Rockets. Stay happy. I'm going to die tonight.