KFC Radio - Clem May Have Written One of The Best Barstool Blogs Ever - Inside Barstool

Episode Date: April 3, 2023

Timecodes: 00:00:00 Start 00:12:44 Disneyland with kids 00:16:03 The worst sports for your kid to play 00:26:18 Clem KFC and Trent could have been a trio 00:31:36 How Clem got to Barstool 00:39:18 https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog/176543/breaking-down-the-nfl-by-porn-star-nfc 00:43:18 Being on Team Ziti with Dave +++++++++++++++++++++ Hellofresh: Go to https://barstool.link/HFKFC and use code kfc50 for 50% off, plus your first box ships free! Simplisafe: Go to https://barstool.link/Simplisafekfc and claim a free indoor security camera plus 20% off your order with Interactive Monitoring.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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The Denzel shit on SNL2 back bro the the unstoppable sketch is still yes my favorite is it with chris pine uh who plays chris pine in it i forget but it was that that sketch you don't want to stop the train by the way a very rewatchable movie. Speaking of that, did you see the rewatchable draft? Yes. Yes. We're not on that.

Were you? No, no, no. I good. It's the worst draft I've ever seen. Well, they,

the thing is they have the categories. I know. But still, still, that doesn't, that doesn't affect my number one. Titanic. Like first,

Glennie is just Glennie. He's just going to pick his thing. He chose a Mickey Mouse movie. The only thing I'll say about that, Christmas movies should be on there because you rewatch it every Christmas evening. But Mickey Mouse is like... Did Home Alone even get drafted?

Home Alone didn't get drafted. The Rock didn't get drafted. Faceoff didn't get drafted. Con Air didn't get drafted. You got to do those tnt shows that is like because they're what do you watch because there's a reason oceans 11 i throw on there sure any it's basically tnt and tbs movies go through that catalog you know i went in so mad i was like if these motherfuckers i tweeted i was like no one

took die hard i'm gonna kill someone yeah not even listening it made the first round i was like all right it was chief though i was like but um that was a vengeance fuck there was one on there that was like are you waiting on us or are we waiting on oh no i thought you guys were going okay oh i guess technically yeah it's part of the show sure yeah yeah we got big daddy clem in the building um yeah yeah whatever that's part of the show um clem my favorite fucking guy at barstool oh i suck roll right off my back unless you need to make a face yeah no no clem is funny i mean i'm your buddy he's your wife right yeah that's kind of what

it's like no what it really is sometimes I wonder if me and John met as kids we probably wouldn't have been friends no you wouldn't like me yeah I think you would have bullied me oh and I don't think I would have liked you I would I wouldn't have considered bullying I wasn't a bully and I don't get bullied it's hard to wear this outfit and say you weren't a bully I know you I wouldn't have considered bullying you. I wasn't a bully. And I don't get bullied. It's hard to wear this outfit and say you weren't a bully. I know you. I don't think you're a bully, but you look like a bully. Jay Pharoah was on. He was like, who here does the booger sugar?

And I was like, uh. Does any of the outfits here jump out at you, dude? It is. Like, this is for sure an 80s villain shirt. It's great. And I guess because I aspired to be something I couldn't be like most people. When I was younger and I watched movies, they wore these and I was like, damn, that dude is cool. I watched movies the wrong way.

Root for the bad guy. Yeah, man. That guy is fucking making some good points. That dude is a nerd. Beat that guy up. But yeah, I always like these sweaters and uh i can't believe this is the first time he's ever had a sweater like this i've had i was that's right i've had different colors full of those i've had different colors and i've had sweater breasts i would like

and like probably the last two years i say i was always checking i probably looked twice but i the two times i looked at burke's brothers it was sold out and very recently i was like oh it's in stock so i bought it and i like it it's it's very feidelberg i just had my first newport visit last summer and i how did you go to how were you like the king of newport right and you didn't have one of those first of all i don't call myself i know you um and i'm not i there was a time where I was a big Newport guy. I did not get back there often. Um, but the, uh, yeah,

I don't know. It's just, uh, but this is what I'm saying. Like you would have dressed like this and you would have played hockey and you will listen to the kill yourself punk music. Yeah. And we're wearing the same outfit right now.

Yeah. As I'm looking at it, I was like, we, vital break sets on the other day. He goes in life, you're either – you were either a rap fan or like a punk emo fan. And in a greater discussion, that's who you hung out with. That's what you like.

That's what you dress like, blah, blah, blah. And it was like, yeah. I mean – and I don't know if it's because we grew up in relatively the same place in relatively the same years but i feel like we would have been listening to the same music rooting for the same teams playing the same sports eating the same food liking the same girls hanging out with the same guys like all of that we would have been in the same pod right there's every high school has like eight pods or whatever you have the nerds the geeks the jocks whatever i think we're kind of like you could i think we kind of could hang with everyone right and yeah because you also like everything like the star wars guys are talking star wars i love star wars

but then the jocks are talking sports i love sports the only thing i didn't talk to was girls it was like i'm scared the only pod i won't play the i've i've said before i went to a really small school like i graduated graduation was like 80 And really the only people The only clique that didn't intermix And I consider these people the bullies Of our school With the theater kids, the thespians

They are usually Everyone else partied together Everyone else snuck off campus together Everyone else was like Everyone wasn't tight tight But everyone fucking hung out with everyone except for like that one table at lunch where it's like you and then you could you could tell and the koreans the koreans like the koreans and i how many koreans there are a good amount of koreans in my school yeah

in a class of 80 how many many Koreans would there be? 15. That's a huge percentage. Yeah. Maybe, yeah, probably. Well, I'm picturing it. Maybe that's a high. I'm picturing it in the lunch hall. So I guess there are different classes in that.

So let's say in a school of 300-something, 360, something like that that let's say there were 30 so that's still i mean 10 of your fucking school's korean yeah yeah in other schools that would be like hundreds of of our of our of the 300 i think there was something like there were 24 states and 15 countries or something like that wow and that's that's hilarious though. There's like this Korean mafia. They were, they were, even the Korean dudes like, Hey June,

Hey June hated it when you sang Hey June to him. But it was, uh, but aside from that, like he's my guy. They were like, they were fun. It was,

the separation there was a language barrier. There wasn't, the separation there was, uh, they were, it was xenophobia. It was like we, when we hung out out we'd always just

laugh but it wasn't like yeah we couldn't there weren't really like a ton of like full-on conversations um but the uh but the the the thespians they were the real motherfuckers they were well because they they are like sanctimonious high horse but they're not motherfuckers yeah because like theater in my school was like, I mean, I did one of the plays like, like there was the people who could sing and they were good at it, but then also like regular people would like pop into the,

and do the show that year or whatever. Yeah. It was not like, we didn't have that. You, you were, Oh really? Like,

well you could, you could, you could float in different seasons. But if it was hockey season, you couldn't be in the play. If you were a football player in a football season, you couldn't be in the play. I remember my coach, my basketball coach, was a theater guy. And my English teacher was the director. We were reading a book in his class.

He liked a project I did. Long story short, my basketball coach was like you can like be late to practice once a week while you do this or whatever um but that was because he liked theater but it was not like you joined the club it was just like are you doing the play no yeah no this was like i mean i probably they probably had their group and they but it was like you could get in if you auditioned and you were good enough. Not this one. I remember the – I was like a comedic relief person or whatever.

And there was also like a lot of physical comedy where there was like some fight scenes, if you will. And this was like WWF Attitude Era. And there was a scene where the guy was to pick me up on his shoulders and do like a helicopter not like like my yeah yeah it's kind of like a torture rack and then like throw me and he was like he like gently let me down i was like let it fucking rip you fucking we're gonna do this fucking do it he was this big fat guy threw me across the stage and i landed on my shoulder and it made a thud and i the audience went like and i was like that was a like a wrestling bump

the beginning of the neck problem was one time i tombstoned myself we were about to like have a match like a wrestling match and my one buddy was big was a big guy, so he was kind of being an undertaker type. And he was like, I'm going to do a tombstone. And I was like, let me feel this out at first. And I jumped and I landed on top of my head on the bed. But I just pogo-sticked and went, and felt my neck. And that was probably the beginning of it all. I just tombstoned myself and ruined my

life and then you slept walk and fuck up your entire uh that truly ruined whatever my life it is funny thing about like childhood injuries like i i remember like i vividly remember which probably some doctor will correct me and say no you don't like getting concussions whereas i call that's one that's a problem like i i remember like ticking them off in my head like a fucking football player i was like oh that was the third one this week i think i got two the same night i got to think about it which is like just two a shit right i was playing manhunt and i was just about to ask about manhunt because we're the same and i i still don't know where this place is between my parents house and our neighbors which is not a very big.

But there was like a I must have been like a concrete wall. I fell down, hit my head. I'm like, wow, I feel woozy right now. You're 10. Concussion. I don't even know what the word concussion was at that point. And then I was most of the time as a child, I was concussed. Exactly.

And then running to free the jail, I got tackled by a kid who was probably four years older than me because playing with the older kids. Boom. Head to the ground. Got his bell rung yeah there's a reason why that's a phrase dude that shit man like if that stuff happened to me now i would die dave going to ultra for three days i would be dead or he went for two days i think when was that like last weekend like last week we played the dozen and he was telling us how he was like noodley from it. And I was thinking, I was like, I didn't want to interrupt the conversation, but I was saying, Kev, you would die if we like.

Thanos Ash. I just turned to Ash by the end of the third day. Bro, I got to tip my cap. He's a great boyfriend. I would 1000% just say no. Well, there is obviously the caveat that I'm sure they were in VIP. Yes. And and he said he's actually he said it's better than just going to a regular club um he's like it's outdoors it's more spread out people aren't coming up to you as much so he's like it wasn't that bad but he would he was like i would never go like in though. No, that's true. But I wouldn't go. I wouldn't go. Who performs at Ultra?

Oddly enough, Ice Spice did. And they hated her. Really? She's the big thing in rap right now and huge on the internet. I didn't know that name at all. I know she looks like Annie. She's the one who looks like Annie. Okay.

The red fro. You know what I'm talking about now? Yeah, I know. She has a TikTok sound that's really popular. I think it's garbage. She's just kind of talking on the track she's not really rapping she's just like but people seem to love her she's from the bronx so i gotta whatever um but they brought her out at like an edm festival at ultra or, I think it was ultra. And it was like crickets. It's like, of course though.

I saw also the EDM. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Ultra was like the Miami EDM. There was like electric Daisy, ultra electric zoo, but ultra I think was like one of the biggest,

if not the biggest. I knew, I knew of ultra. I didn't know if it was rap or i knew it was something that wasn't really my speed in recent years they started to blend a little bit but now i think it's back to like serious music and dave being there for days is like where's the worst place is that where's the worst place you guys could envision going? Like as like dads. Is it a kid thing? Is it a –

I'm going to Disney World in like three days. I saw that. That's going to bring you joy. Yes, that will bring you joy. I'm looking forward to doing Disney with my kids because they're going to love it and I'm going to feel a profound sense of like I did this for my kids. That's like a moment in their life. That's why you lift all those weights. That's why you pay all those bills.

Get those, like the Christmas gifts. First time on the teacups. The kids know. Cause you, you had your hat made. Do your kids know? I have not even brought it up to them.

I will probably try to surprise them with it. You booked it? My parents. I didn't go until later in life. I've only went once as a kid and I was not later in life, but I was probably like fifth or sixth grade, which I guess is a little later. And like, that was like, they packed our bags, woke probably like fifth or sixth grade, which I guess is a little later.

And like that was like they packed our bags, woke us up, and they're like, let's go. And they're like, they've got like a limo. And it's probably the only time in my life I've been in a limo. I don't think I took one to prom. And it was like, get up. There's a limo in the driveway. And I was like, what the fuck is going on? It's 4 a.m. I want to sleep.

I was like the ungrateful kid. I was like, I would know. Your dad's like, cancel the whole fucking thing. The Koreans were picking on? It's 4 a.m. I want to sleep. I was like the ungrateful kid. I was like, no. Your dad's like, cancel the whole fucking thing. The Koreans are picking on me all week, Dad. I just want to sleep right now. It was like – I mean I pretty quickly turned a corner. But I'm sure there was that moment where my parents were like, this mother fucker. And we went – we stayed at like um we actually stayed at the in the time

that i've been back to disney as an adult and in the times we was like one was a barstool trip one was like i went on valentine's day to a girl and like we stayed like nicer hotels we stayed at like like the disney campground i think it was called something like that we had like a wood log cabin yeah that was cool yeah everyone i know stayed there at one point i think i stayed there once i went to disneyland when shea was like a week old i remember pot fathers you're like yeah i'm flying across country to go and we're like that was that was one of the moments that we disagreed on it was because it's zika she we couldn't go to florida that's right but she wanted to go to disney she wanted to do something disney and so we took shay who was such a baby that she was cross-country with shay as a baby she was falling asleep like as a because she's a baby

yeah like in line for the rides my kids are eight and five they're going on their first flight to disney that's why yeah like day old basically that was one of the craziest things we've ever done but uh you did have the greatest thing ever though the time waster i always tell this to people and people like how do you fly if you have a little baby on board and you just gave her a stack of post-its and she would just take the post-its and play with them the whole ride band-aids and post-its got me through years with my kids there was a period where band-aids was all over my apartment they just thought it was like stickers basically i don't know it was wild uh but like but disney gives you some satisfaction

i just went to an irish dance festival oh god i saw the tweet that did not give me too much satisfaction like i was happy for shay she smiled she was nervous and then she did it so i was like oh you accomplished something that's cool but other than that i was like if i could never do this again i would sign for that does shay love it like does she love yeah but i don't know kids love everything yeah you know i remember my sister when i used to get dragged to my sister's recitals as a kid yeah keegan had no interest in that shit. I started gaslighting at a young age. You're not even good at this. I just started shattering dreams.

It was bullying. You were bullying as a kid. You are a bully. You're not even good at this. You don't look around your hip-hop dance class and think one of us aren't really pulling their weight? Fuck. I didn't actually say it. Weren't you also doing

fucking boy band dances with them too? Well, I was going to get something out of it. I'm going to go fucking learn, sit through a 10-hour recital. Every recital is like every hockey game combined into one yeah it was like that's true she comes to all your games yeah they're over in an hour and they're also like fun people like to watch sports we like to watch other people dance yeah

it was like yeah but yeah yeah i made her teach me bye-bye cool stomp the yard shit i don't want to fucking watch you we we tried to save the kids too we try to save aj and ourselves from it because she sienna did a dance thing right i think we probably that was probably a pot father thing and we were like this is too much money it's too much time they gouge you at the it was like at a high school it's like 25 a ticket we're getting everyone there it's like six hours long they have your kid the first act and then like the last yes that's the worst but they leave the place either they because the audience would empty out it would just empty out for the whoever you know was was so it just drove us nuts and we took her how to dance after they were like we're fucking done with she doesn't really yeah and then she would

just twirl and she would just say i'm what she wants to dance with you mother so now we're a dance family yeah i was gonna say you are too i'm a dance dad i mean she's been dancing since she was two she actually she is i don't know about Irish step. She can dance like other, like regular dance for sure. And I'm like, I think we're going to be dance dad, dance girl, like dance daughter. Clip on teeth and all. Yeah. Like, I mean, she, she can really do like regular routines, like very well. She's already like dancing with a company.

I was like, oh fuck. She's good at that. And gymnastics, which is like, oh great. The two like most dangerous fucking things a little girl can do. Like the weirdos around. You know what I mean? I'm just looking at scholarships. You don't need to worry about that as much.

I need to worry about scholarships. I'm like, can you get a scholarship? Hey, baby, can you be a lefty golfer somehow? Yeah. Handball. I always hear handball. Handball. Polo.

We're going to do some Lori Loughlin shit. What do you think is the – it's a a great question what is like the worst thing you could think of as a dad like i do not want to do this i'm i you know what if you're not into hockey i've heard hockey is the worst sport oh yeah i'm not even letting my kids know that the money the travel, the rink time. That's why all hockey dads are so mad all the time. That's why every hockey kid gets yelled at from the Cape to Fall River every Saturday morning. He's like, I was up at 2 a.m. Couldn't even fucking score one.

You spent most of the day in the penalty box. What the fuck are we doing this for? It makes sense why hockey dads are the violent ones do you do religious stuff no no because i'm out on that too like right now like church with the kids no fucking thank you your mom will take you we we did ccd growing up yeah and my mom was basically like i mean they're going to take you to church every sunday or you're going to do ccd learning and then you're on you're on you do both i go to church yeah that's hardcore well i had to go to church well you went to catholic no i didn't go to high school catholic school in our town you didn't have to go to ccd because you were right right i had to go to church because of my grandma like my grandparents made me go to church but is that mama clancy's mom

yes i was gonna say that sounds like a mama clancy thing. My mom – this is a funny story. My mom's dad was a fireman and always had like long hours and weird hours. And so my mom didn't see him much and she went to school. She used to go to church on Sundays with her mom and not her dad because he was at the firehouse. That was one of his shifts. So she went to Catholic school and she said, my dad's not a Catholic. Meanwhile,

he went to church every day. He would find like wherever he was in the Bronx, he would go catch, he would find a mass somewhere. So he went, he went seven days a week, but it was just not with them. So she was like,

he doesn't go to church. So he must not days a week, but it was just not with them. So she was like, he doesn't go to church, so he must not be a Catholic. So you go to Catholic school in like the 60s and tell them that your dad's not Catholic. It was like, we're having a meeting with the Pope. What's going on here? But yeah, all that religious shit, I'm fucking out on that. That stuff really bothers me now. And like, I was ready just to throw her in CCD because I was like, I'll at least do that and then i've been told it's like the same boring stuff like teach the kids make if you can make you went i used to love history class it felt like you were going to story time they're teaching

it and then you get into the wars you have the bad guys and we're always the good guys somehow and i i love that shit but it's like i've heard ccd and they're like then i heard there's one church that they'll basically bang it out for you in like three months or something yeah they'll get all three i guess you just she got her baptized but then just throw communion they get the confirmation and you're out and i'm like we could do that that's what you were joking about yeah feidelberg was clowning around with the priest not playing around i just made a joke feidelberg was clowning around with the priest all right let's keep it going yeah yeah yeah i i i misspoke i saw i recently became my nephew's godfather and i like call i had to i

obviously don't belong to a parish here and like they were like having a signature and i was like well i don't have parish so like all right just talk to the priest i called him and i was like i also forgot my nephew's last name so it's my sister's son. So I honestly had a gun to my head in that moment. I didn't really forget. I don't even think of her as having someone else's last name. Yeah, I hear that. And so I was like, I'm calling about his confirmation. And he's like, I'm sure you mean baptism.

I was like, oh, yeah, yeah. But I don't know let's just pull some strings let's knock it all out this weekend and and like at least give a courtesy chuckle it was just dead silence and he didn't say anything until i said something else so i had to change the subject you're going at a priest with humor man i don't know that's on you it was like 4 p.m i figured he was drunk um the uh but yeah that that was and that was my so the night we had the baptism and that was my first time in church in a long time and like i i've often said that i you know i i obviously don't practice or anything like that and i i thought maybe i was kind of drinking my own kool-aid and

i was playing up how uncomfortable i was with it more than I actually was. But I was like, no, it gives me the heebies. I don't fuck with that stuff anymore. Blah, blah, blah. And then I was in church for the first time in God. Because I'm actually someone worse. It was I was so like I was like physically uncomfortable. I was like scratching myself.

It is the weirdest thing. Just like listening to stuff and looking around. I was like, like i don't and when you really don't believe it and then you know what's really going on behind the scenes and shit you're like this is insanity that we're still that was the guy on the cross wait a minute this was are you catholic yes yeah catholic i think i don't i yeah i guess catholic really focuses on the crucifixion big time. Other denominations do the cross, but he's not fucking nailed up there. So as a little kid, you're like, what's that? What's on his side?

Oh, they stabbed him with a spear. Oh, if you take like if I took AJ, who's about to turn five, and I just walked him around church and the stations of the cross are up, I'm going to get a a thousand fucking i can't make it through a commercial without a thousand questions right i have a guy getting murdered in slow motion essentially one of the best questions i've ever gotten from my kids i love when keegan hits me with questions because they're usually pretty good ones he goes and the way they just come out of nowhere we're in the car he's in the backpack it's just me and him we're driving and he just goes hey dad and i'm like yeah he's like how come mermaids don't need goggles i was like you know what i got nothing kid it's like all the water does hurt i was like you know they don't really have gills and they don't they do have the fins their eyes are probably human eyes they probably should They probably should have goggles.

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Okay. That was one of my favorite consistent things. Dude, that's funny you say that though because at that point I was living outside of Philly. So I thought that was like a Pennsylvania thing. But even back in new york they were doing it and then we thought it was so funny ccd central city don't i think trent might have said like midwesterner people have told me they said it's like everywhere it's the weirdest thing that out of the letter ccd those those words stuck across the country that is funny that you say that though because i was going to bring up in the conversation

the other guy I thought we would be friends with if we met outside of this was Trent. Trent might be my favorite. I don't see him ever anymore. I don't come in the office. He's always traveling. I also don't talk to him ever because he doesn't respond to text messages.

That's it, too. Me and Trevor just occasionally send one text to each other. We don't do the pictures. We don't do the pictures. Nah, we don't do the pictures off anymore. I gotta get back on that. But you did. Yeah, you had this

cool thing going where like he would just send a cool picture of like we're in Arizona with Bert. Like let me send a picture to Trent and he would send one back and I would be sitting there

and I would open up my conversation and look at how many like the last 10 messages from me on Reddit. You motherfucker Trentrent and it's like everything else i'm so lovable this weekend but that's so god yeah yeah i might just sending him start sending him like my kids pictures like him and my wife will just be on the thing i'm just

gonna start sending it to him and i'm gonna keep saying until he replies or blocks me and i don't know if trent has the real heart to block so he's gonna keep he'll throw a turn off notification he's so fucking i just love that guy man I just every time I see him we just hug each other I feel like it's mostly music driven because we all really listen to that music and then that makes you dress

a certain way and act a certain way so I feel like that's the central thing but I think we all would have been very good friends I think so too I mean we just come in and I remember at the old office, we'd come in and just talk about like 50 cent and G unit for like an hour. So now that, now that we're not listening to any new rap,

what I've been doing with Trent is I'm just sending him videos of like old Jay-Z clips or look what, what sample this song came from that we didn't know. Or that biggie shit almost broke me when you had the thing about how he stole his own persona. That was like the pain of finding out Santa Claus is not real. It was, I believe Trent was the first one. Was it Trent who unveiled the Matt Barnes pump fake at Kobe being fake?

And it's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. And that's the music version of that, basically. That one hurt too. That Biggie bass sounded exactly. Bro, this guy, his name was The Notorious B1. He's a big, fat, black guy. And he made a song using the same sample as Juicy. And it was The Notorious B1, a.k.a. Big Daddy instead of Big Papa.

It's like, dude. And so if you hear the songs – Biggie committed suicide before someone found out. So I think that Puffy back in the day was like, I need a star. I think he found this guy but needed it to be a new york guy or biggie you know christopher wiles biggie was like his friend so he's like i want to do with him but this guy there's one email allegedly from this guy that said we we knew what was going on we saw what happened and we were gonna pursue like legal action but then he died and i was like that was 1992 three four he didn't die till 97 there was

plenty of years in there where people were calling him the best rapper of all time and you're just sitting down in mississippi being okay with that alive so i i think he's either dead or he's sitting on a fat stack of cash yeah and they were like it's like a non-disclosure sort of thing like how do they get exposed so i saw it on a where did i see it a random tiktok and it had like not so many views and then i researched it a couple rap podcasts none of the big ones have ever mentioned it and i did the one minute man people people were like what the fuck you ruined childhoods is what you did I know I almost I was like I don't want to do this but I have to

the song itself is like that hurts that's not Biggie and Biggie even says in Juicy from the Mississippi down to the east coast and they think that might have been like a nod to him because he's from Mississippi. So that was like, I felt-

Is he from the Mississippi down to the East Coast? Yeah, isn't that weird? I think that's what he says, right? From the Mississippi down to the East Coast. It doesn't make any sense. That doesn't make any sense. I remember thinking that myself. But I don't know, for whatever reason, I think that-

From Canada all the way down to Mexico. I'm sorry, from Mexico all the way down to Canada. We would have been a trio. Me. We would have been a trio. Me and Trent would have been. And I think that lifestyle of growing up like that, I think if you found anybody, there was other people that lived that way, we would be cool.

I don't know what it is, but I think, so if you don't know the backstory, Clem and Cons used to come to saloon for the game watches just as like just to hang out and it's funny we're readers we're fans yeah but it's funny because i think of cons as a fucking leech a hangers-on a fucking a parasite a real asshole and clem i'm just like oh yeah no clam used to come in i just say i don't think i knew that of cons i don't think i knew that clem used to come around and then when i went on my honeymoon you wrote for yeah so how it had how i got started yeah tell the whole story

yeah so i got started at barstow i obviously followed you guys big fan of the site and all that stuff and i never in a million years dreamt of doing any kind of content and then my wife was uh my wife was pregnant we had 29 years left on our mortgage and i was about to get laid off by espn and i was like well this has been this is like out of a fucking movie right it's like shit's about to be bad and dave posted his like blog he would do every year it's like if you want to work for barstool sports and i think the uncle sam thing we're still using the same one yeah i think we are i think i saw it pretty recently and uh he's like blog is if you work for barstool and if it's good we'll hit you up blah blah blah so i was like fuck it let's just start blogging and i had a twitter at the time and

i i don't know if you guys you know when you first started tweeting i tweet just like like everyone do just straight vanilla shit looking back on it now you know and then i always compare it to like howard stern and private parts where after that happened i was like all right let's just start fucking getting the dumb thoughts in here and putting them on the internet and kind of just when he breaks and he starts going from a regular dj to just like howard i'm not comparing myself to howard stern but it was like that kind of thing where it's like i'm down and. I have to start fucking let it rip. So I started a blog. Started getting my club report.

The club report. Yeah. I went through like a thousand names. Everything was taken and on Twitter. And I was like, I want the club. I'm like, I have this one stick. And I'm like, motherfucker. It's just that I hate my name.

I hate the thing. But it's like I couldn't think of anything better. And I started blogging. You're kfc radio right so i can relate um and then i started blogging there and i you know i interacted with you guys you know and it was early twitter so it wasn't a huge you know yeah group of us and uh you guys were all cool and you know i remember when you guys would follow me i was like oh my god kevin yeah he was one of those og like he's a civilian but he's funny and then i kept blogging and then um i think it was probably i think summer 2014 brendan hit me up and was like hey we have our kfc radio.com because at this point you know podcasts were the the black head of the the

redhead stepchild of barstool because dave and he's like, we're going to try to grow the website. And if you want to blog, we're going to put the blogs on the website. That was when we had the idea. We were like, we almost need a minor league blog where it's like, you know, maybe you're not good enough or whatever to put it on like the main site, but we want to get you some reps where some people can read it and all that shit. So there was KFC radio.com. And then you were like,

Hey, just, you know, blog, whatever you want. And if it's good, I'll put it on. And I had met you at a couple of the watch parties.

And the other thing I did, which was, I learned a fucking entire new Adobe program called, I think flash. This is the, the origin story for class. Yeah. This got me into barstool.

So I was like, I could blog, I can do this, but I was like i could blog i can do this but i was like i need someone to kind of separate me from all the other people that want to get in there so i learned adobe flash to build a website now listen i haven't done anything this technical it's so funny knowing now that it's like you did what i'm looking at youtubes i'm looking at like just trying to read directions that look like they're in korea i'm sure your friends could help me out there and i basically built a soundboard two soundboards and it's for the people that don't

know i don't know how i feel like soundboards have gone the way of the dodo but you click on like a soundboard was the great one who's your daddy and what does he do would you guys prank people using that that's all we did in college we just laughed for hours you know at three in the morning and i made it sound i made two soundboards using Flash, and it looked really nice. And I made a Mike Francesa soundboard, obviously. I used Kevin's shirt for the old school, the background. And then I made a Barstool soundboard. And I went through so much of you goddamn idiots, you know.

That's weird. I remember the Francesa one. I remember the Barstool one. Really? No, so yeah. So the Francesa one had all his, you know um things i had sex with mickey mann earlier i'm a secretary like all this just gets lost yeah and then um i even made like light versions because you know back then phones couldn't handle it let alone some even some

fucking website uh browsers and then i made a barstool one as well and i went through a lot of the kfc radio stuff i went through rundowns i had big cat saying he he could like knock out boy mayweather does that still exist when he shoots so i've looked for it in the past and i just i just went to look and the ip is no longer thank god because i don't know if there's anything it was barstool sound the kfc sound where these asians are and you guys each had so there was the dave section there was the kevin section the feidelberg section the big cat section um i think that's about and then there was just you know other random things probably some sounds or whatever yeah some like music and i i remember i went up to you and i was like hey man i just want to like make sure it's cool

i'm making this mike francesa thing can i use your graphic really yeah sure man yeah so i that was that and then you then so i think it was like summer 2014 i was uh writing for your site and then that like in october uh that was when i went on the honeymoon so that was october 2014 okay yeah so i was gonna be gone for a couple weeks and we needed somebody to cover the blog and you said i could you said i think it was probably in september you said listen uh do you want to be the next guy here i was like you know i yeah i'm i'll still blog the next but you could kind of just like focus on them and then blog anytime you see anything crazy or good with the next more crazy than good obviously back then blog it and then

if it's good it goes up and he's like you're like if i want to take i was like yeah sure you're fucking a million times better at this than i am and you said on saturdays that's kind of when you know some of us are trying to get out live a life yeah if you want to blog so on saturday the original jmac too nights and weekends we did a lot of like a lot of different ways to try to get people on the door exactly and i just would fucking anything that was funny i'd throw it i'd like put it in draft or submit it and then if you thought it was good and no one else had it you'd throw it up on the site and i remember i did a i did like a full nfl preview conference uh division by division and it was like you know who's the fantasy guy to get who's this who's that and then i compared each team to a porn star and you took all the porn stars and you just lumped it into its own but you're like

listen the other stuff that's fine this is getting published those are my first two blogs published it was like clums a it was like under your name it was like this is clem he's working on the kc radio it's our minor league system and i those two went up and i remember like did well i remember like i'll never forget the smitty dm he's like hey man i just saw a thing really good i was like oh fuck like the other guys are taking notice of it too and uh it did that what who are the paths i can't find it it's it's that's up there i know that's up there oh deb nest yeah um that one's definitely up there uh and then did that for about a year part you know like one of the part-timers which is why i always think that i i resonate with like and i all the people here the new the old whatever but like me and like the chicago guys like those

guys who are grinding for years you know support specific and grinding for a long time and all that local to us when what what got you the like full-time job so this is this one kind of came out of the blue it was november 2015 and you just hit me up one day it was like yeah dave uh i was talking to dave and he says he's interested in yeah I was going to say I do think that's why I asked because oh here we go the Cowboys the Giants Melissa King for the Eagles

Sasha Gray just do a completely overrated give me a just do a control search for the Jets this one was just NFC oh okay okay I'm not a Sasha Gray guy. He's going to tell by the overrated. This one was just NFC. I think the other one was NFC. Okay.

I mean, but talk about a perfect old school Barstool lock. Oh, dude, what was... Wait, who's that last chick? She was fucking one of Charlie Sheen's angels. No, never mind. Who did I have? Brie Olsen. Brie Olsen, yeah. I think that still plays.

The Seahawks are always in the mix. Mia Malkova's still in the mix. Mia is still very much in the mix, yeah. I think that still plays. The Seahawks are always in the mix. Mia Malkova is still in the mix. Mia is still very much in the mix, bro. That is like such a perfect old school Barstool blog. And I remember you saying to me, you said, you know, obviously you always have my back. Wait, wait, go back. I want to read that, what I wrote.

This was done by The Clem Report. He's been doing some writing on kfcradioshow.com, which is just a website that I'm kind of treating like the farm system. Before any rumors get started, I'm not leaving Barstool and I'm not starting my own site. This is just a simple site where you can find podcasts I record in one place, and I've been testing our writers who have shown interest, but I can't

just throw them on Barstool. Clem did full actual football breakdowns, but his porn star comparisons is the Pulitzer stuff. What's funny is... The A AFC right there. That might be dead. It's loaded. So,

wow. So Clem was, it was Clem and one other dude. Do you remember St. Brendan? Yeah. St. Brendan.

Yeah, sure. So he, he ended up in a totally different field. He works in like technology or something. But it was like another dude who was kind of funny. But I remember like we gave him some – like here you go, start blogging. And then sometimes someone who's funny on Twitter becomes – it's like, oh boy, this is not going to work.

But it was like I – I think he did blog work you know but it was like i i think he did blog for i think he tried to put up some blogs he got some stuff on you know he got some stuff on new york and it's funny yeah it's funny how you're mentioning this because the guy when you left you still had to have someone who was kind of like the editor for new york and it was trent you put the oh wow and trent put it up and brendan had some stuff and brendan had some funny stuff but i remember brendan also i think tried to pop like published once without trent's thing and they took it right down yeah there was something wrong where i remember being like yikes like i i kind of you know co-signed you and yeah but he was a really nice guy and i think he came up to me he ended

up getting jacked yeah yeah he's a gym guy and he came up to me being like you know just thanks for the opportunity and like i'm not gonna do this anymore but i'm blah blah but it's just funny like there are these just random everyone has their weird stories and like and then yeah but so i i remember dave because i remember telling all you guys i was like bro i love all you guys i would hire you all in a heartbeat if I could. I just don't have the money and I don't have the, the pole. And I'm just, you know, it's up to Dave. And, uh, and I think Dave was just the one who was like, what's up with Clem? Does he want a job? And I was like, yes. I was so fucking pumped. Cause I think it just came out of the clouds. I would always advocate for you, but there was never a time where it was like, Hey Dave, you got to hire Clem. I was always just

like, these are my guys. They're all funny all funny whatever you think and he was down with it so i don't know if you wrote something that clicked in his mind or whatever but i'm pretty sure he just offered it out of the blue yeah and um it was one of those things that like you said just completely out of the blue because i remember i remember when i got the text when i was in costco you're like can you like i was like what the fuck i was like uh mom i was with my mom at the time you know and i'm like i just potentially got an offer here i remember you had said like said, it was during that text messenger, you said, Dan, Big Cat, obviously, Big Cat was speaking up for you a couple times, and you said fights always have my back. I was like, I really appreciate that.

But Dave is always like, I don't know if Dave even knows I exist. Back then, I didn't know if Dave, and then there was like eight of us, right? Now there's 800 of us. So it was just one of those things like, holy shit. Which is so funny now to be Team ZD. And now that you guys are like – Breaking news. Your boy KFC bought a house. And the very first thing I'm going to do is make sure that I secure it with SimpliSafe.

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I do love when you guys get... Team Z is my favorite team to watch, probably. Because Dave gets so excited. I'm a big boy! He's not a guy you can see genuine happiness a lot. like it's it is infectious with Dave and he's like I remember being at the live show in Arizona and he was like oh my big boys we played you guys when I was still on the family no no no no no it wasn't us it was I just saw like a highlight on Twitter or whatever and

it was like he I forget what he said he something like, you guys just got a taste of like the ZD smack you around with some food games over. We, we, we had a all time classic match barn burner. Uh, your boy took down the dove. Um,

but the funniest moment of the whole thing, Jeff's like round seven, chain restaurants, double. Double. He doesn't even ask. Double. And they got it right. You got both right? Yeah.

No, no. You got their question right. It was – now, I do have to admit, it was a much easier batch of questions. I think you had a lot of matches to put out. These were definitely easier. So I can't thump my chest too much. But first team to ever answer all their questions right. They missed one, but they got the bonus round.

So it's 15-15 to head head into overtime and we won on overtime it was the um the the the dozen um listeners a survey of a thousand dozen listeners family feud shit family feud third the top 30 logos in the world which recognized i thought we were going to go for days we We get our first five right. It's on Dave, the captain, who was quietly trying to call himself the MVP of the match. Clem, what did you say? Toyota.

What did Eddie say? Pepsi. What did Dave go with? Netflix. What was Netflix? 31. 31st logo. We take home the win on what Jeff was saying

was like a Hall of fame legendary match never been done before and dave that motherfucker if i as on the answer final answer for my team if i went against rudy and jack mack and picked and was wrong for the loss dave would have thrown a fucking party his team loses he goes like well you know i don't know netflix is a good choice what can you do i was like no fuck this fuck that man it was watch but watching you have to play with dave sucks it was it was tough i'm telling you he's my number one guy clem is my he's my right hand man and i gotta watch him compete like he should be on my dozen team not dave's it makes me sick and it's like watching you play for the yankees or something yeah like he grows up and

becomes a yankee when it's all said and done kills me because dave was giving shit too because me and eddie made the all-star team we got voted and like it is the truth though me and eddie wouldn't even be like on the all-star radar if dave wasn't our final answer no they gave him so much credit because he's the fucking boss they say that he talks them out of double guessing themselves and he gives the right final answers you do answer every question but no like if you watch when we because rico was the original ziti that was the third member of ziti and it was just three morons talking themselves out of the right answer every single fucking time yeah and then dave came in a guy who just knows yeah and we're like and then he's like i think it's you know chris middleton and he's like final

answer and boom it's probably more because he's like i gotta get the fuck out of here um but yeah man i mean uh uh there's so many like barstool loki variants yeah out there and i don't even know what it would have been like without without the clem report man it's crazy man and. It's thanks to you. I threw that shit out there. Again, I think we all think this with the job here. It's work, but it's also luck. It's timing.

It's a million different things. At the same point, if I didn't start that blog, I know for sure I wouldn't have done it. You're a perfect example of how to do it right. You blogged and you made something valuable in that soundboard. Let me ask you this because this is a question I could never answer and something I could never experience. What is it like being the most likable person on the internet? I don't think that's true. Oh, come on.

I don't think that. There's a couple others. Trent's up there. Have you ever had –'s a couple others. Trent's up there. Have you ever had? No, but yes, Trent's up there. Trent has a lot of haters, too. Trent went through a very tough phase of like get rid of Iowa, like Trent sucks. Oh, way back in the day.

All that shit. Yeah, but I think now. Yeah, but he went through the fire, you know? Yeah. By the way, shout out Dave for making an Iowa site. I still remember that. I was like, what the fuck? Yeah, yeah. Look at Trent, you know, Mr. uh like rubbing elbows with all the golf i know right uh like i

mean fucking hanging out with tiger woods because you know some what iowa kicked a field goal against michigan that one time brought up to new york too but his story too where he wanted to make a shirt and he just asked dave hey dave how do i get around this c and d stuff he's like uh you know this how you do it by the way do you want to work for Parkstone? Open an Iowa site. In fact, that was very cool of him to be like, we do whatever comes our way. Yeah.

Like, we want Chicago next, but if Iowa comes first, like, so be it. But, I mean, Clem, there's nobody in the world that dislikes you. Do you have haters? Yeah, I mean, go through the mentions. I've muted them all. See, I think that's their thing. I think you say that sometimes where you I mean, go through the mentions. I've read them all. See, I think that's your thing. I think you say that sometimes where you're like,

no one does it. Normal people just don't read other people's mentions. Yeah, but I mean, who's hating on Clem? I can't fathom it. What would you even say? What does a hater of Clem say? I mean, so you're going to have people, if I cover a team, they don't like if I'm not there.

That doesn't count. No, but I'm saying if they're like, you're gonna have people if i cover a team they don't like if that doesn't count no but i'm saying like if they're like you're not like do you have people who are like fucking your podfather takes her like you're wrong that's not how you raise a kid fuck you i imagine that's a pretty volatile part of the internet yeah that's probably if we luckily i don't think we will ever go crazy enough oh but oh so i just had a star wars take and i'm getting all this stuff i'm getting the star wars fans i said that the baby yoda stuff he looks silly when he jumps it looks totally does and that is that is like absolutely a fact yes that's factual and and i'm like i love the guy and i think it's

fine for what it is but if he's in like a big scene and he's fighting people and he's just looks like kermit jumping it's gonna look ridiculous i was like fucking they had yoda as a cgi he was jumping in the movies back in the day looked awesome and i just was like i don't go on instagram much and i do and i just see like this guy needs to read a book or this guy needs to kill himself and it's just like all right good so there are haters out there i'm happy that somebody told clem to kill himself but i will say this though robbie who does all the fuck does everything for my mom's basement he you know records it he cuts it he edits he does everything and like he's like yo our tiktok's taking off on baby yoda right now

it was like a 250k in like a day and i'm like i think tiktok's all funny numbers anyway but i'm like all right like maybe we have to be the mean nerds you know and everyone hates us if there's a clem heel turn it's like fuck all you guys i flip sides like anakin you were the chosen one i think spider is like the most lovable guy here when it's all said and done spider trend i i'm with you but i mean as far as pure enjoyable blogging and like great family, good takes, funny guy, good trivia, all like all that shit.

I don't know, man, you're the full fucking package. I appreciate it. I, if I could, if I could probably have one persona on like be, I don't know what I'm trying to say,

like switch internet lives with or something. I think it would be you. You, you mean it enjoy like getting kicked off of Twitter for hating a tournament? By the way, did you see that fucking social media updated? A lot of those numbers, 97% of homes in Japan were watching. It was like 42%. Phil tweeted that out as like a gag, like kind of like, you know, they do with the LCB with the maps. Oh, that was just totally made up. It was like 42%. Phil tweeted that out as like a gag, like kind of like,

you know, they do with the LCB with the maps. Oh, that was just totally made up. It was made up. And then they had to do the correction on it. Well, actually, because everyone believes

that shit. And I was like, I'm sure you also want it to be real. 90 quadrillion, cotillion people were watching too, you fucking losers.

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I think Robbie's original logo was like the same wood paneling and shit. I dig it. What is like your i don't know like when you when it's all said and done for you like what do you what would you like describe barstool as like in your words or like where do you think it's gonna go or just like you know barstool to clamp yeah so they asked this they asked us like to answer this question back at like when we first moved in hq i remember i don't know if it was some for some sort of promo thing or an upfront and someone said and i kind of just copied their answer but i feel like it's getting more and more i feel like every single sector of enter of not even entertainment just

like the the world in general but maybe we'll stay away from the politics and the heavy news stuff. Riggs has got it. Yeah, exactly. I just wrote genocide for the smartest fucking move of all time. I'm going to go golf. He was like, he saw the, he saw what was coming with that boy. Trump.

I'll use it to get me a job and I'm never talking about it again. But I think just, I think we have a place where every single side there there needs to – like the bar still spin on stuff. You know what I mean? You know what? We were just talking about it. I think we got away from that a little bit. Yes.

We started to hire like experts and people that were specializing in that field. And I think we got to get back to I'm a guy or a girl who talks about everything. And I happen to also, I can comment on, you know, all of these different things. Yep. Rather than like,

this is what I do. I cover this. I'll give you all the information you need to know. I know it. I'm smart. You're wrong. It's just like, it isn't like the,

the like cyclicalness of the internet. Like when we started, that was what was popular. What everyone wanted was like someone who could just like, like a fucking Swiss army. I can do anything you want. I could talk about all this stuff yeah and then it kind of became like now it's like if i'm not doing if you're if you're not doing a 30 tweet thread about the analytics you don't know what you're talking about well i don't you know i can't do that i

can just say that guy's good i think it it was the internet and the blog and influencers, whatever, got popular enough that there was so many people that started to watch that there was – it felt almost like I got to be a – if like 200,000 people are going to listen to this or follow this or whatever, I got to know example is I want to find people going forward that are willing to say they don't like The Wire or The Supremes. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like people are – you're the TV guy but you – it's like, yeah, because I like some shows and I don't like some shows. And I'm not just going to say that one of the – everyone else agrees it's the best show ever. So it has to be true. Like give me a real honest opinion on like what you think. And I think you were, you were very good at that too.

It was like, this is, I'm a regular dude commenting on all these different, you know, sex of society or whatever. I am currently watching the Sopranos for what I think is my first time. But everything is reminds me of like, I mean,

I think I've seen this, but it's, it's very good. Obviously it doesn't hold up quite so well. The death scenes are laughable. The death scenes are hilariously bad. And Christopher Moltisanti doesn't know how to shoot a gun. Every time he shoots, he punches.

And it's like, I'm not an expert, but I don't think that is. It's fine. It's good. I'm watching it, but it is. I'm like, I bet it was better in 96. I never said it's poorly made. good i'm watching it but it is i'm like yeah i bet it was better in 96 i never said it's like poorly made i was just like i don't like it it's not like i'm saying it's a bad show also just fucking too many times the guineas yeah there you go clem is a fucking guinea they also it's crazy i'm half and half i'm half yeah but like they i mean he has an italian side of him

that i'm like no you don't no you don't what's shocking to me about The Sopranos is how it inspired at least in my eyes a like generation of people like re-inspired like you know The Godfather and Goodfellas that have been what at least a decade before The Godfather is more so Goodfellas probably like a decade and I think

The Sopranos kind of kicked off like the mob stuff again and like not even not only just doing mob movies and shows but like people acting like that and like be like wanting to be like hey oh my god because none of those people are living well no none of those people are living aspiration no like it is like everyone lives in like a two-decker fucking like ranch style house like bro you're putting your life on the line every day for this bro it's crazy like that is it's like i'm in like season three right now like the cold family and roe ralphie and rosalie like went together and like they went to their house like that dude's a captain he's a made man yeah that's where he is some money he tried his son drives an impala

what are you fucking talking about that this is like this is the life you're getting into people watch that like i want to be a fucking italian guy dude go work at fidelity you'll be much better off now everyone wants to be a youtuber or a tiktoker yeah yeah for real well i know you're gonna go do my observation so we'll do another one where you can really dig into your career and and everything else. Because I feel like we just kind of did the surface level. But you're one of the best hires ever. And you're one of the best dudes to ever come through my life.

And I'm very happy that you're a part of it. I appreciate that, pal. Actually, I do have a gift. I have a gift for the – now, you don't have to put it up. I brought a gift. I've had it for the old studio. Oh, definitely put it up but i can never get it on the like i used to take the train whenever i come in but today i could drive because i was coming later so it's too big so let me just get it yeah wow i mean it's going it's going up no one's ever actually

given us a gift right all these things are usually just stupid, stupid things. The big reveal. So it's technically, it's not a re-gift. It's something that I had in the house that I couldn't keep up in the house anymore. And I was like, I got to put this somewhere at the office. And obviously the old HQ, the old KFC radio, I would have put it in, but I just never could fit it. But this is, it's a niche thing but i know you'll appreciate it because again we're the same base that is awesome if i need a new frame the frame that was in the garage the billy ripken fuck face is fantastic that was custom made i made i bought i bought it for myself

and then i had it up in the house until Sienna learned how to read. Then I had to take it down, and now I have kids that are just going to be living in a house. So this is like the grown-up kids can put this up. This is like perfect for the basement. I had that card. Did you? Really? Oh, yeah.

It's a great card. I mean, this is a piece of – This is Barstool. That's Barstool. Yeah, that's what I see when I – We'll cover – yeah, we'll talk about baseball cards. Not like the King River Junior rookie card, the Bill Rivkin fuckface card. This is what it's all about. This is the perfect gift.

Thank you. Thank you very much. For sure. I love you guys. Keep fucking rocking and rolling here. Yeah. I feel like – I hope I'll be on a little more now. I feel like the office is opening up and there's going to be a lot of different things changing.

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