KFC Radio - Congrats to Barstool Chief and Ozzie Guillén on the Engagement Ft. Jim Belushi

Episode Date: January 11, 2022

- Remembering Bob Saget, a true legend and TV's greatest dad - how many daily notifications do you get?, honking is dead, Zack is dressed poorly again today, KFC wants to become a silver fox - KFC and Feits get in a Huge debate over Polar Bears vs Sharks - Julia Fox writes a blog about her date with Kanye - John's Notebook - Jacqed Up Week 18 NFL Recap - Chief and Ozzie Guillén takes the most hilarious photo together - Cheif comes on to explain the photo - Top 5 Dads - Voicemails - Interview with Jim Belushi +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Timecodes: 0:00 - Remembering Bob Saget 18:47 - daily notifications / honking is dead / Zack's style sucks / KFC is going gray 35:50 - Sharks vs Polar Bears 49:20 - Julia Fox and Kanye 59:14 - John's Notebook 1:37:29 - Jacqed Up Week 18 02:01:10 - Chief and Ozzie Guillén are engaged 02:10:32 - Chief joins the show to explain 02:21:04 - Top 5 Dads 02:36:46 - Voicemails 02:59:55 - Jim Belushi InterviewYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I have this thing I do. Everybody thinks I'm short on the internet. I'm not short. I'm fat. And it's because I lean in like this to cover up my double chin. Got it. So I lean in, and I lean in, and I go cheek to cheek with Ozzy. And the hand placement from the slap. And it was a perfect storm. It's another edition of KFC radio on the Barstool Sports Network.

It's Clancy and Feidelberg. And we're usually here to fuck around, but opening up a little bit on a somber note today after hearing the news this weekend of the death of Bob Saget, who has been a friend of ours over the last couple years. We were lucky enough to get him on the show a few times, and he was always one of those guests that actually enjoyed it and really kept in touch. But also more importantly, or I guess less importantly,

but more generally speaking about him, if you're our age, he is, I think, the most familiar and memorable TV dad actor personality, period. Yeah, I'd say. There's nobody from our age group that wouldn't know who he is. Probably top one. Yeah. Could you imagine?

Top one dad thing. I mean, he was Full House, and then he was American Fudge Home Videos, which people will never understand. I know it's still a TV show. You'll never fucking get it. Anyone young listening to the show, you'll never fucking get how important it was. It was, we got YouTube once a week. Yes.

And Bob Saget hosted it. And it was awesome. It was like, and also, by the way, when they announced it, your parents let you say the F word in front it was awesome It was like And also By the way When they announced it Your parents let you say the F word In front of them It was Unbelievable That was

You could You could subtract his name And you say the F word And your parents just chuckled It was The fucking best night ever I'm just picturing You in your house

Dude It wasn't even me It was my little sister she'd be the one who'd say we'd all fucking die laughing the whole Feidelberg clan here's Bob and then she'd drop an F-bomb

and we'd be like ah don't get mad at me get mad at my sister she's the one who said it she's getting cancelled no but America's Funniest Home Videos

was and still is like it's still on and if you catch it it's still like you know favorite shit on Instagram, when you watch the Barstool Instagram, your favorite shit are still like the people slipping on ice, falling down the driveway, getting hit in the dick, and all that stuff. And Bob would do like play-by-play and commentary with, like, weird voices, and you would do, like, the girl voice for the mom and the dad voice for the dad, and a tiny, like, high voice for a little squirrel,

and all these things that was, like, at the time, it was hilarious. And then when they did the $100,000 winner or whatever, remember that? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It had, like, a crystal, like, diamond was, like, the trophy. And I remember thinking, like, I don't think I realized that, like, you can get, like, a crystal thing. I was like, that must be, like, a huge't think I realized that you can get a crystal thing. I was like, that must be like a huge diamond. Yeah, that must be worth a million dollars.

Outer space. Yeah. And they had the families come and, so tell us what happened. It was like, well, little Steve likes to run up the stairs fast, and this time he fell. But Bob was a Sunday night staple, constant of that. Because as much as you're addicted to that, like John said, imagine if it was like you have one hour Sunday night to get all your laugh at people getting hurt. That's it.

That's all you get. A little taste. Yeah. A little taste. It wasn't just fucking at your disposal whenever you want it. Oh, let me pull this video up and show you. No, you saw it one time and you never saw it again. I really think that we should do like a, and I know the show you. No, you saw it one time and you never saw it again. I really think that we should do like a –

and I know the show is still on. But if you did that and then crowned – these are the top three viral videos of the year. You kind of do a redemption thing where they come and talk. It was an amazing format. Bob was the OG of it. And then he also had the voice on How I Met Your Mother. But what's most interesting about Bob and what I think makes it even more universal from when you're a kid to you're an adult,

when you first learn, and maybe it was back then, maybe it was fucking today, when you first learn that Bob Saget had a very adult sense of humor, it was, at the time, probably the most mind-blown I'd ever been. It was puberty. That's when I first hit puberty. That's when I first became a man. I don't know if that was pre- or post-actual puberty, but I really...

It's like some people say, you're bar mitzvah, you're bar mitzvah. Some people say it's when you're 18. I can go to war, but I can't buy a beer in this country sort of thing. No, it's... Have you... Did you find out?

Since my actual puberty was so late I think it was before puberty. I became a man when I was like Bob's saying what now? Bob makes jokes about fucking who? What? But I do think I do think they should come up with and maybe I'm

misremembering it and maybe it's just something I've concocted in my head but I feel like on our show I think it was on our show he showed a slight bit of resentment to the idea that he's some horribly offensive comic

where he was like I just he's a regular yeah he's like I'm a comic but he's like dirtier you know

it's like the way we would talk we wouldn't say we're horribly offensive but we'll talk about dicks't say we're horribly offensive, but we'll talk about dicks and ass and fucking and stuff like that. So he was like a regular comic, but it was just because it was such a huge...

The juxtaposition with Danny Tanner. It's not like he was up there doing Anthony Jesselnik. He did. Fucking a dead grandmother. I will admit that I don't have an extensive knowledge of bob's stand up but someone retweeted last night uh like him doing a set on like the rodney dangerfield show

i don't even like bob was young by the way shout out young bob kind of a weapon kind of timothy chalamet kind of sup had the height and uh and it was like he did like he was talking about marrying a seven-year-old and it was like he's talking about marrying a 7 year old and it was like he's like I married my girlfriend 7 years some people say she's pretty young but I think she's great and I was like oh alright and like in the 70's it looked like it maybe early 80's

that was definitely like some whoa alright you know what it was to me I don't think I learned about his stand up comedy act until much later. But I think the moment for me was half-baked. I sucked dick for coke.

Where I was like, that's Bob Saget saying that. But at that point I was like... I didn't even know coke was a dick-sucking drug till Bob. See, he taught us. Thank you, Bob. Prayer's up. People sucking dick for Coke out there?

I thought it was more, oh, I can't believe. Like, what a funny move by him and his agent and Chappelle and the creators of Half-Baked. Let's go get Danny Tanner to say that. Not like, oh, that's actually what he's really like. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And so I think that happened, and my mind was blown thinking it was intentional. And then I think that's when people were like, no, no, no. If you listen to his comedy and his real sense of humor, it's all of that.

And that's when I was like, holy shit. And then the entourage, like small parts, the cameos, and the recurring themes, recurring appearances. So if you watched Entourage, which everybody did, How I Met Your Mother, tons and tons and tons of people did. If you saw Half-Baked, all that, you knew him as an adult. And from the 90s with Danny Tanner and American Funny Stone Videos, there has just not been – because there are plenty of people who you knew as a TV dad,

but then they don't have the longevity. They kind of fell off. Or there are people who blew up now, and you find out that they had a bit role back in like the 80s or 90s, but it wasn't the it show then. He's been in the game, under the spotlight, with something pretty majorly successful, being involved in that our entire lives. I don't even think

when we would interview him, and I'm glad I couldn't. I'm very thankful for my stupidity often. Me too. He's given me a career. He is one where I just never I would have been more nervous if I put together. I still thought it was like Danny. And it wasn't like how important he is throughout

how he's been there the whole time I didn't finish How I Met Your Mother but I was a big How I Met Your Mother guy probably the first four seasons it's the voice you're in it but not in it but you knew it because he has the recognizable voice that was a very cool job by him

we had Mark Paul Gosselaar on we interviewed him at Sirius and I was like nervous about that because he was Zach. But I remember thinking, Bob Saget's like that times 25 more years. Yeah, yeah, right. But it's a testament. What you said is true. I didn't feel anything because he was so cool right away.

When we got the news last night i was like hesitant to i've never i've never had a celebrity death that i knew the person i first time it's ever happened dude so when i first saw the news i was like oh it's sad right obviously i'm a fucking probably not a sociopath and i was like i was like trying to muster some tears pouring like salt in his eyes but then i remembered him coming on and and then I remembered him DMing afterwards. It was like an actual gut punch. I was like, oh, fuck, he was. And not to say I wasn't hanging out with him and talking to him on the phone.

No, in fact, you know what? I've done a 180 on it. He was so nice to so many people, it doesn't even mean anything to me anymore. Well, let me tell you. Okay, so I'm kind of getting kind of i'm kind of getting there i'm kind of getting there i uh not that i really knew him but like i said every time there's been a celebrity death i i've been like oh that's sad because i you know saw them on tv and just like the rest of the world and this was the first time that i was ever like i know that person more than yeah 99 of people right? And then because of that, it's hard.

Like you've got to toe the line. Like I don't want to make this about me. But also I feel like I have this perspective that shines a light on how great Bob really was because I'm a regular ass 80s baby, 90s kid, elder millennial, whatever you want to talk about, who watched all that shit. I'm like very representative of all of the people who knew bob saget and i'm like i just want everyone else to know that if you got the chance to meet bob like he would have been like you would have added that to the list like and all that and super super super cool down to earth fucks with you like you slide right in so i was like hesitant to like share our experiences Cause I don't want people thinking I'm like plugging the podcast or answer the internet or whatever.

But when, but he just added to his like legend because it was like, yo, that's Bob Saget. But he like, we, we, we,

we heard, we got feedback that like, he loved it. And I was like, okay. You know, people say, Oh,

they had a good time on the show. And then he does follow up and it's like, he's reaching out to us and talking to us. And then when he came, when he, people say, oh, they had a good time on the show. And then he does follow up, and it's like, he's reaching out to us and talking to us. And then when he came, when he did more press, we always got word that, like, he requested us. And I was like, wow, that is fucking, like, I felt special as a kid who knew him as all of these amazing things.

And he's like, yo, make sure when I'm doing my podcast tour, we do John and Kevin. And, like, knew our names and posted without us even asking and things that are just like a lot to come from a guy who's like an icon. I could also have seen a world where if, not

I'm just totally making this up, but just using his name because of the similarities. Like if we had John Stamos on the show and he was like nice when the cameras were rolling, but then like big-timed us afterwards and be like okay yeah I mean that makes sense he's Uncle Jesse like he doesn't give a fuck about us if Bob had done that and just was like cool guys to see

you never I would have been like yeah that checks out so when he didn't do that and was the opposite of that I was like wow that is even more awesome and he he was officially on the list of like we'll interview him anytime always and forever. Even if we're old and gray or we don't like his new project or whatever it is.

It's like, but if Danny wants, if Bob wants to talk, we're talking to him. So it's a weird experience to know someone during that celebrity death. Again, just slightly more than the average person. But in this case, it was like it just made it even more sad because it was like, oh, and he was awesome. It wasn't anything other than good stuff about him. I was home this weekend and I was just like

because exactly that line you were talking about telling, I was like, oh yeah, because he DM'd me after coming on the show to thank me for our time and to say he thought I was very funny, which at the moment felt really good. It seems like he told everyone they're funny and I don't fucking care anymore, Bob.

But no, I mean, yes, because I posted the picture we had and then I saw virtually every comic and every actor that I follow on Instagram had a personal photo with him. But while, yes, that does lessen it, and it's like we're not that special, it's a testament to how friendly he was.

He did know everyone from big actors and comics all the way down to the up-and-comers to the scrubs like us. And he did have a picture with all of them. He did have an inside joke with all of them. And, yeah, personally it lessens it for us. But for Bob, it only like raises the stature where it's like, oh man,

he like, he was, he was putting people on. He was reaching back out. He was like helping foster the new generation. So he goes, he goes,

I was kind of like, oh wow, everybody on the picture. I was like, when it first happened, I was, I was going to be like, hey,

he was so nice. Here's my DM. And again, I didn't want to, I didn't want to be like, it's about me. I don't know about us. So I just kind of, I just kind of, I just actually, what I did was I just read it with my parents. I was gonna be like hey he was so nice here's my DM and again I didn't want I didn't want to be like it's about me I'm doing it by us so I just kind of I just can't I did actually what I did was I just read it with my parents I was like look at this a human interaction we just have it this is crazy and but he was

just like he's like back at you the town to be yourself in a wackadoodle in public I've been doing it for a long time and I'm so happy I didn't have tweeting these out because I look like such a fucking loser in my responses. Little fanboy. So we got damn exclamation points like a fucking asshole, John. Shut up and just talk to me. I will never get on a guy for exclamation points. Thanks so much, Bob.

It's always such an honor having you on. Really appreciate you giving us your time. Shut up, you loser. Be a normal person. That is exclamation point voice. I like what you just did there. If you had to give a voice to exclamation points, it's... Here's that.

If I'm lucky enough to do it for a fraction of time and half as well, I'll consider that a huge win. Best of luck on the tour, Bob. Watch out for the headless horseman tonight in Sleepy Hollow. Oh, what a bad joke. What a bad joke, John. And Bob replied, he's not going to be here. I never get ahead on the road. Good joke.

But wait, why did you say that? Because he was in Sleepy Hollow. It's just a reference to where he was? We had been joking about it. We talked about it when he was on the podcast. Okay, all right. I thought it was just like, oh, what can I say about Bob and Sleepy Hollow? No, no, no.

The headless horseman! That would have been insanely lame. I think he was joking on the podcast. It was a callback by me. Okay. It wasn't as bad as it is on surface. If that was just a reference to where he was at the time, I would probably quit.

I'd be like, we can't do this show anymore. But that's, you know, I have no problem fanboying over Bob. He was that dude. And it is like, thank you for the time. I saw a tweet. Somebody said, do boys ever get the ick factor? She was talking about some other shit. And then a guy I've been following for a long time, and he's been following me, listening to Mail Time and all that shit way back.

The ball is orange is his name. He tweeted, I'll never – I never want to see my boys' private texts. I'll get the ick. And I get what he's talking about, but I think I go the total opposite direction. I will never, uh, I will never have a problem or, I mean,

I might make fun of you if it stumbles into it, but like I have the self-awareness that we all got these texts. Yeah. Cute. I'm definitely, I'm both. I don't want to see him, but if I do,

I'm not going to harshly judge. I will never begrudge you for, you know, some schmoopy schmoopy talk or exclamation points. And like, like I remember. Yo, I don't text anymore. I'm fucking done. I saw you tweet the other day, like, well, you're like your notifications or whatever. Dude, buck 24. Buck 24 day average. And even that I was surprised by. What does that mean? How many, how many notifications Buck 24 a day average. And even that I was surprised by.

What does that mean? How many notifications you get per day. You can check. Hang on, hang on. Before we do that, let's just rest in peace to Bob. He was great. And the real sad part of it all, like, I mean, I know this sounds bad, like it shouldn't be, but he left behind three daughters, and I just think that's worse than, I mean,

sons kind of get a raw deal. We've done this, like, girl-dad thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But knowing that, like, three girls, like, three little girls that he raised, that's just absolutely fucking brutal. So young, still no cause of death, right? No. But we said there's not, you heard there's not drugs?

Do we know that? When I turned off the game last night, or, you know, when I turned off the news after the game last night, they said there was no signs of drug use, but the coroner will have final say. Right, for sure. I mean, it's unfortunately kind of where your head goes, like, right, you're alone in a hotel room. Oh, and if you haven't seen it, real quick, I just want to read some bits from the last Instagram post. Because when something like this happens and you do think it's maybe drugs or self-harm or um whatever and like you hope it's not it does suck being a celebrity like

you can assume that it's like that's just where your mind goes right i know i know and and and then but usually like if you know there's some signs sometimes you hear of something like that suicide or worse and you're like unfortunately like that, suicide or worse, and you're like, unfortunately that checks out. When DMX died it was kind of like, we knew where this was going, whatever. But with Bob, he had just posted, he was at,

it was somewhere in Nashville, right? The Ponte Vedra Concert Hall, wherever that is. He said, I had no idea I did a two-hour set tonight. I'm back in comedy like I was when I was 26. I guess I'm finding my new voice, and I'm loving every moment of it. Like, you know, I'm addicted to this shit. You know, I'll see you because I'll keep going.

More dates in 2022. Peace out. You know, just, like, the opposite. You know, it wasn't like he was probably finding the second or third or fourth act in his career. So all super sad. And just with our brief, brief interaction with him, it was very cool. And I feel very lucky to have gotten to know him. But anyway, back to the text thing.

Yeah, so you're off of text because of 124 notifications. No, so he put out, what is it, screen time he will talk about? But you can check how many notifications you get a day. Meaning like a text comes in. Yep, so he put out, like, it's like, what is it, like, screen time people talk about? But you can check your, you can check how many notifications you get a day. Meaning, like, a text comes in. Yep, text. And mine actually was bullshit, too, because I have eight alarms per day. That's what that's... That's when I have

tweet notifications on for you, too, so that's a large portion. So you get three on eight times per day? Yeah. But that, you do have, like, notifications on for all of our shit and social? Basically, yeah. Basically, he's saying you and not me. No, both of you.

Okay. No, I do. No, because we were talking about this, so go scroll to the left. So go back to the homepage, go to the left, and then scroll down. Yeah, I got 344 over here. Say 445? Oh, yeah. Now Pavs thinks he's the man because he turned on everybody on the team's notifications.

Smart thing to do. I don't need mine. I'm feeling good about this. 62. Scroll back a week. Scroll back to last week. What the hell? I don't get a lot. That's my guy.

I'm loving that. Hang on. Oddly enough, What the hell? Yeah, I don't get a lot. That's crazy. All right, that's my guy. Yeah, I'm loving that. Yeah. Wait, hang on, hang on. I'm going to go back to... Oh, wait. Oddly enough, like, so, like, 100... I have weird, like, 250, but then it's going... This is a day, dude. Yeah.

But, like, look at all... No, this is... Yeah, last week, 232. That's weak. Yeah. But it's... I thought you were going to get 389 a day. It's 232 average per day.

Okay. That's still pretty good. $137, $232, $211, $116. My goal is to get a sub-hundred. Yeah, I was going to say, I can... I was down 27%. Let's see. Yeah.

So, like, I went... When I went over $200, I was up 81%. So, like, some shit was going down. You know what I mean? Something, like, special was happening. But, yeah, I was up 81%, so some shit was going down. You know what I mean? Something special was happening. But, yeah, I would love to get back to that. Sub-Hundy, that's where I want to live. I'm thinking I'm going to mute everybody's text messages and then like...

Please don't. I'll catch you when I catch you. That's what I do. I don't mute everyone. But it is super annoying. I have a lot of people's... So I can't do that. Because I look at my phone enough.

At most, it'll be an hour. At most, it'll be an hour. It is crazy how urgent we have convinced ourselves the world is. Yeah. It's not that important. I was telling these guys, weird ass, weird thing that I picked up on this weekend. You know what is dead? Honking.

Excuse me? I forgot to bring... I left Keegan's monkey stuffed animal at the house, at my grandma's house. I'll honk. Get it? Honk. Honk. Oh, okay.

Continue, okay. Okay. Okay. Continue. And my dad. Now, it was funny because we were texting, but he texted me honk when you're there. Because ordinarily what you do now is you say like, hey, I'm outside. Come on out.

But there used to be at Pulp to the Grib. You know that I'm coming. You know I'm going to be there within this like five or ten minute range. You're here. Honk, honk. Oh, that's got to be Kevin. Let me go out there. No, no, no, no. You don't do that?

Oh, no, no, no. What is that do that? Oh, no, no, no. What is that? Something like Feidelberg that we don't do in our neighborhood? That was something Polly beat your ass for. Really? Oh, my God. So would you park the car and get out and go to the door to pick somebody up? My mom would be furious.

If you came and honked in front of my house, I'd probably hang out with you anymore. I could see that being something. We don't do that in this neighborhood. What am I, a fucking animal? No, I'm not coming hang out with anyone. I could see that being some, like, we don't do that in this neighborhood. What am I, a fucking animal? Like, no, I'm not coming to see you. I called you. Like, greet me at the door. That was not allowed in the final playhouse.

I can understand call, but meet at the door? You want me to park the car? Well, there just weren't phones. Yeah. I guess when we were 16, we had phones. But, like, so, like, if you didn't have phones, and you, I guess there's no. I mean, it is downright rude. A honk is rude.

Why? Does, hey, hey, like, I'm here, get the phone. no. I mean, it is downright rude. A honk is rude. Why? It's like, hey, hey, I'm here. Get the fuck. I don't know. And maybe it's just because I was brought up tall and it was rude. I mean, I guess it depends on where you live, too. Like, in our little neighborhood, like, I'm not going to fucking go try to find some street parking to then walk to your fucking door. You know what I mean?

Yeah. I'm outside the crib. Come on downstairs. You know? to your fucking door and you know what i mean yeah i'm outside the crib come on downstairs you know but um my you know shea was like why did you just honk and i was like to tell grandpa to come out and she was like how did he hear it and i was like oh well it's loud enough that he could hear from the house and she was like but how do you know it's our car and i was like do you want this fucking monkey or not stop Stop with the goddamn questions.

But I realized how dead of a thing that is because you just text somebody, yo, come out, I'm here. But, you know, the old like, like, there's my ride, mom. Like, see you later. For the rest of us, except for fucking the Pfeidelbergs. But like, everything is just so, you know,

like, yeah, he hasn't texted back in an hour. Whether you're talking about guys and girls flirting or you're talking about business or, you know, like, yeah, he hasn't texted back in an hour. Whether you're talking about guys and girls flirting or you're talking about business or, you know, like, hey, I need an answer. And it's like, I'll text him real quick. It's been 45 seconds. See, if it's something important like that, just call you. Yeah. Because if it's like, I didn't need an answer, if I call you, you're probably like, all right, I'll check this. But texts are inherently, it's like when Michael Scott's arguing with David Wallace.

And he's like, he's talking about faxing something, and he's like, this is important. Michael goes, oh, well, then email it. It's like that, only with more modern technologies. They're like, it's important. Reply to this text. Okay, well, then call. The amount of stuff, though, I wonder, I wish I could remember it, and I wonder how this is affecting our brains,

but you used to just be like, a question would come up, and you'd try to, like, figure it out, and if you didn't, you'd just be like, oh, I don't know. You know? Someone asks, you know, what movie was that guy in? Or like, hey, how many touchdowns did that guy score? Or whatever it was. And you're like, oh, I think, no, never mind. I thought I knew, but I didn't.

Anyway, maybe I'll find out, like, the next time I'm at a library. Or maybe that's a question I'll just never mind. I thought I knew, but I didn't. Anyway, maybe I'll find out the next time I'm at a library. Or maybe that's a question I'll just never answer. People get, like, it's because people get so wrapped up in the, like, finding. It's almost like Thomas Jefferson's, like, count to ten to find out if you're angry or not. Like, take ten deep breaths. Yep. It's just, you just have to think about something else for two seconds. And you don't care anymore.

And you'll just move on. Yes. So, like, it's like, just don't go right away. Just ten times and you'll be like, ah, you know. I don't care anymore and you'll just move on yes so it's like just don't go right away just 10 times and you're like i don't remember anyone fucking give a shit about that at all i'm like i'm just gonna carry on my day this is weird too like word of mouth when it like literally used to be word of mouth like you needed to tell tell all your friends about something because in the moment, like once I do my George Thomas Jefferson thing,

I would be like, that's not that good. Or like, that's not that important. Like I don't need to fucking, I don't need to be like, hey man, how you doing? Let me tell you something. You know what I mean?

Maybe you did because your life was boring back then. It was like, I have to tell you about this fucking show or book or whatever I'm reading. But like now word of mouth just means. Wordle is a perfect example. Wordle is something I tweeted about playing, and now I have a bunch of my followers playing. It's like a word quiz game.

Did you guess queer today? I didn't, because I had the why. I already had the why before. Oh, you did? Did you put it in thinking, like, this is loud and might be it? I was like, I mean, Queer Eye just came back on Netflix and maybe it's a topical reference.

It was what? What? Nice outfit today, by the way. Well, you said that. We're not allowed to say that, right? Can't wait for you to Queer Eye us, bro. What are you, homeless? Do you have dirt stains on your left leg? No.

Can't wait to queer out the KFC radio crew. When do you come off the construction site, bro? I meant they should go on the podcast. Don't talk about me, you asshole. Sorry for yelling into the mic. Whatever. You look like you just fucking dragged the body into the marsh. Look at those fucking shoes, dude.

You look like you just dragged a day body into the marsh. You're going to hear about this like once a podcast for the next like year. Remember that time? When Zach said he was a makeover. Call him Sweatpants Zach, we call him. That might stay. 90% of the rest of the office wears sweatpants,

but it's Sweatpants Zach. Not even the office hasn't threatened to queer-eye me. You ain't gonna queer-eye me. You ain't gonna queer-eye me, queer. Speaking of Clay Aikens running for Congress Clay Aikens? so sticks with our gay guys should do everything yeah I'll let him run the whole fucking show

he can do it I don't know about Clay he looks like a scarecrow him and Paul McCartney are scarecrow I haven't seen Clay since about 2004 like what is he hot? Clay Aik's hot? Oh, no, never mind.

Wait. Yeah, no. Oh, I want to go gray. I think I'm going to dye my hair silver. Yeah? What do you think? Sure. Did you see I did this filter?

I'm going to do you. See how it works. It's a filter that was actually designed to show your, how, like, gross your mouth is. Like you see it in your tongue. Oh, fuck. These ones scare me. Yeah, it is scary.

It is scary, right? But my teeth were pretty clean. But my... But what was cool... I loved my fucking hair, dude. Yeah, I'm clean. Yes. You ready for this?

No. Ready? We're going to see what John looks like in my favorite filter. See that mouth first. Teeth good. All right. Yeah? I mean, I love, like, I love my silver hair, dude.

Oh, we just look like X-Men. Yeah, that's what I said. Yeah, this is dope. I was like, how do we become mutants, you know? What's up? Because you got a little darker with your... But I was like, I will dye my hair silver right fucking now. It is.

I have to make my skin blue somehow, but I will dye it silver immediately. We'll figure it out. I would love that look. Clay can... What are these people doing that all of a sudden they think they can become... I mean, I guess that's what happens in the world today, but you know, it's just like well, I've kind of been in the spotlight

for a little bit, maybe people can Has he, though? That's what I mean. Go back to the voices platform Oh, just I think it'll happen It's the second run? He already ran? I mean, then it definitely can't happen because we don't even fucking know what happened, dude.

All right, let's get into the rest of our episode today. It's brought to you by Whistlepig. Yay, yay. Maybe we'll pour one out for Bob. Sure, why not? We'll pour one out of the good stuff for Bob. We got our Whistlepig six-year here. I like this.

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But, what's really important... Wait, are you shooting it? Oh, yeah. So, that's the rye whiskey, but the piggybacks are what's really to note here because the seltzer revolution has been upon us the past couple years and the whiskey drinkers have just kind of been left out of that whole thing yep and it's not something downright rude

and i'll be no but you know what it's not something that i would bet most whiskey drinkers if you're pouring a few fingers of your piggyback rye at night, you're not even thinking like, oh, man, I wish I could have some of these seltzers. Oh, I look down my nose at all of you. Exactly, right? It's cute, guys. Yes. And I remember even thinking when I first heard about this,

and I saw some of the mints, some of the flavors. We have the Session Citrus Mint and the Fresh Ginger Lime. I was kind of like, I don't know about this and I saw some of the mints. We have some of the flavors. We have the Session Citrus Mint and the Fresh Ginger Lime. I was kind of like, I don't know about this. And like, I don't think we need it. You know? And then I had some and I was like, oh mama. I don't know about need, but I certainly want because this is

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Whistlepig advertises with us. It's fucking unbelievable. And we have on record, I believe, my first sip of a fresh ginger lime piggyback. I believe it was on the 24-hour live stream, and I was downright shocked. Yep. I was like, holy shit. It's as genuine an ad as you can have.

I'm like, whoa, this is fucking awesome, actually. This is my first time having the Session Mint. That one's really good. Is it? Yeah. You get a whack? Yeah, it's almost like a shandy beer, but with some whiskey, right? That is unbelievable.

Yes. Shit. Wow, you nailed it. It's like a summer shandy, but with whiskey. It's like better. It's like a summer shandy, but with whiskey. And that's kind of my point. It's like whiskey is just better than other liquors.

And so now you get to do it. That's really good. That's exactly like a shandy beer. I'm going to go back and forth because I also I think that the ginger mint I keep mixing these up. The ginger lime is like a Moscow Mule, which is usually

my favorite craft cocktail. So this has been my favorite up until now, but that's citrus mint giving a rump of the money. I'm still probably going with the Moscow Mule, because I like lime better than lemon. Ah, they're both really fucking good.

I know, and so, I mean, I remember thinking, like, oh, well, wouldn't they do for a seltzer, wouldn't it be, like, a whiskey and coke sort of thing, instead of, like, an actual seltzer? And I'm like, no no man, I get it. And so now it's like I had someone saying like, well why is this going to be

you know, like who cares really? What's the difference? And I was like, well the difference is now you get this. You get the seltzer revolution with a very high quality liquor. It's not like with the vodka ones, they're just throwing in like trash vodka into your

flavored drink. This is like, we're going to make a high-quality cocktail with Whistlepig rye, so it's like you can still do the party scene. That's the other thing. People aren't shooting whiskey in the middle of the summer. You're going to drink these all year round.

I'll tell you what. Like I said, I drank them on the Christmas livestream. Four will. And I'll tell you what. Like I said, I drank them on the Christmas live stream. Four will get you there. Well, that's awesome. Four will take care of the job. I know price points on these are a very big deal. And I understand why, especially when you're first of age to drink. You're on a budget and you want to party and stuff.

And so when you hear like a case is only four cans, sometimes you give pause, right? I remember people hearing that when the other seltzers were like eight, even just eight, people were like, whoa, it's almost like $20 for eight or whatever. So this is four, but it's 8% alcohol, so you're doubling it. So pretty much you get one of these,

and you're good. And I think it's like $17.99 for a case. So spend $17.99, you get four whiskey cocktails, which equals about eight drinks. You're good. Yeah. So, I mean, again, for someone who has not been in on the seltzer revolution but wanted to be for so long

and now can do it with something that I actually enjoy, I'm fucking over the moon. And then if you do want to get the original stuff, you can get the six-year, 10-year, 12-year, I believe, of the three. You did 15 as well, so I was drinking on yours as well. Well, I was drinking Boss Hogs. Fuck yourself. And they got that one year.

Every year they put out like one special edition. So in honor of Bob, we salute some, we shoot some Whistlepig for you. Get at us. Why do you Whistlepig? And also, it's only available, the cans so far are only available in a few states. So one, go online and just order them. Go to piggybackrysmash.com. Or if you're lucky enough to get it in stores, you sons of bitches,

if you're in Vermont and New Hampshire and a couple of cities and, and, and States here, there, uh, tweet out, tweet out, tweet at us with some pictures of your local liquor store or the bars that

carry it. And they don't have it after sons of bitches. Yeah. Tell them stock it because KFC radio is telling you to, and we're going to drink it. So get your whistle pig now. Um, all right.

So we're going to get into the top fives, of course, because it's our Tuesday episode. We've got our voicemails. Who's our interview today? Jim. Jim Belushi. Jim Belushi, legend of the game on the show, talking all about marijuana, the hot leaf, the ganja, the devil's lettuce,

and talked about his brother a little bit. I wasn't sure if that was one of those things. The hot leaf. The ganja. The devil's lettuce. And talked about his brother a little bit. I wasn't sure if that was one of those things. I didn't clarify beforehand if we could talk about his brother. Is that a touchy subject? He sees very well. Yeah. So some interesting, cool stuff about his brother, who's obviously an icon as well. Also out right now, Answer the Internet featuring Shane Gillis and Matt McCusker.

So they were on the podcast last week their um their episode of ati is out and i just want to say that they're dumb fucking idiots they're just dumb fucking morons who dick ride sharks i thought portnoy was like king dick rider of sharks i thought the whole world like, let me slobber on shark dick because it's shark week. And then along come McCusker and Gillis who like, I think a shark, they would let a shark fuck them. I think like one shark, two of them getting fucked somehow. Both fins

going in them or some shit. I have never seen someone disrespect a polar bear more than those guys. It's a polar bear. It's a polar bear wins that fight. And you know what's crazy? They were like, oh, because during ATI we got a little overexcited and we started arguing for the polar bear. They were like, we think it's a shark. And then we were like,

no, you're wrong! And we did like a 20 minute bit on fucking polar bears. What was funny is that on their podcast, on Matt and Shane's secret podcast, they were like, yeah, we were answering some dumb questions on ATI and then they proceeded to go for like 10 minutes talking about the shark. They think, they proceeded to go for like 10 minutes talking about the shark. They think, they seem to think that like 7

feet is like too much for the polar bear and not a detractor for the shark. Crazy town. Wait, what? The pool is 7 feet deep. Okay. And they were acting like that doesn't affect the shark at all, and that's too deep for a polar bear

to operate in. Are you out of your fucking mind? Is there no shallow end? I think it's an Olympic-sized pool, so I think it's just 7 feet all the way through. Oh. Wow. Oh, I don't think that's a problem. Can a polar bear stand at 7 feet? I think that a polar bear, when it's up on its hind legs, is very tall.

And also, like, a shark's coming at a polar bear. He goes down and, like, pushes off the fucking bottom of the pool. He's right at the—like, I don't think the seven feet's a problem. Okay, I think—for some reason, my brain, until right this very second, has always heard Olympic-sized pool and gone to the Fall River YMCA, which, as I— Has, like, a three-foot— Oh, so that would, for sure, be—

I don't even know if a fight would happen, because I think the fucking shark would be like, I'm not going up there where I can't breathe. Yeah. And the polar bear would come and get me, bitch. I always thought it was deep enough. I always thought there was an end that was deep enough for the polar bear to stand. Are you telling me you're a shark now?

I fucking might be shark, dude. Polar bears are in between six and eight feet tall. So, like, he's got to focus on breathing. Like, if a shark gets him, bowel rolls. That, this changes the game, man. I can't believe you thought Olympic pools have fucking shallow ends. I can't believe you. You can't believe that I was dumb.

Could you imagine, like, Michael Phelps is, like, doing his laps, and then he just goes to the shallow end and walks out of the water? Yeah, I always picture this polar bear just chilling, being like, yo, when you come up here, I'm going to fucking ruin your life. I never thought... Why would the shark do that?

Huh? Why would the shark even do that? Because it's a fight to the death, so you got to go at some point. But the, you know, I'm sure the crowd would get real loud. I guess it is a little... You have the adrenaline going on the crowd.

Fight, fight, fight. Like sharks, it is an advantage for a shark because they only exist in the water. Where polar bears do, they live on land, but they can be in the water. So there is an element of treading water, but I think they're... And also, here's the deal, too. By the way, I think it is like a shallow end for them. When you're six to eight feet tall, seven feet's not a big deal.

Yeah, I guess. But it's still above your head. And what I'm thinking, I was always thinking bear. I've seen bear claws. Those viral pictures of a person holding a bear claw. That's what I've always thought of as their main weapon in the water. But it's not. It's a bad weapon now.

Because I'm thinking of it coming down. And again, he's in way steep water. He's just slashing. But now when your whole hand is underwater and it's the size of a fucking— When it's your hand, I think when you have the strength of a polar bear, you're cutting through the water pretty easily. I don't think—when you're swinging a fucking beach umbrella, I don't think you're cutting that well. You, if you had the strength of a polar bear, I think you'd be okay. I don't think so.

Because their hands—think about your hand. It's not the size of a beach umbrella, I think you'd be okay I don't think so Because their hands, think about your hand It's not the size of a beach umbrella I understand what you're saying If you're just extrapolating strength Think of your hand when you move like this Versus when you move like this He's got to have the open hand to get the claws out If he's just punching a shark, he's not going to do very well

So now the shark I can't believe you're flipping on the shark They tell fucking humans, just bop him in the nose. Yeah. If a polar bear has his paws and his... Like, come at me, shark. And it's just done. That's...

The shark has one weapon. Mouth. That's it. Yeah, but the polar bear... The only thing I don't know is... All these years, I've never really researched just how strong the skin of a shark is. But, like, I'm pretty sure he can get in there. I mean, a polar bear gets in a fucking shark's gills,

whoosh! Your head's gone. Your head's gone. It's a Death Star bite. I also think that a polar bear can take a bite from a shark as long as it's not, like, a lethal spot, and then he has it. Then it's like, okay, you're biting my leg, but I'm reaching in your gills and ripping

your whole fucking head off. But here's the deal, too. Then it's like, okay, you're biting my leg, but I'm reaching in your gills and ripping your whole fucking head off. But here's the deal, too. How, where are, the sharks got that gill spot, for sure. No doubt, that's a kill zone. But. Apparently also their nose. But the, the nose is an ouchy zone, not a kill zone. And the, the, so is the eye.

Eye also ouchy. And eyes, sharks have, um, it's weird because they're a predator, but don't they kind of have side eyes? Yeah. They can see ahead? Or no? I always thought it was predators have straight vision and prey animals have the side vision. But I feel like sharks have the side and it's like, can you even fucking see me, shark? That's how you sound right there, too.

You sound very marine biologist-y. Come back to the right side. No, I'm not going to come back. Because also there's so many vital organs available for the shark. We're talking about the gills? Yeah. Throat. Right there, right? Not that's it. You take a bite out of a polar bear's stomach?

He's got those ribs. Peace, see you later! I think I'm a shark-it. I'm a shark-it. I'm a shark-it. You don't- What about the polar bear's feet though? They're just like his hands. He's got four fucking claws, man. He gets them up high to get his leg into the shark's stomach and just shred them. What, is he training in MMA? He with Rogan?

He's a fucking vicious animal, yeah. Rogan's trying to be a polar bear. Here's the deal, too. Fucking bears, polar bears, play a tomato can schedule. They're an AFC East team. They're fighting seals all the time. So are sharks. There's tons and tons of predators in the ocean.

The bears are kings of the castle. Who's preying upon a shark? Orca whales, for instance. No. How about Japanese fishermen? Well, humans are fucking everybody up, bro. That's what sharks are dealing with on a daily basis. This is polar bears. There's a run Antarctica They fight a penguin here and there just starving. They fucking kick my climate change. Okay, so yeah

They don't even have land anymore. So I'll tell you what's gonna happen They're gonna get even sharper in the water. They like those poor walruses. I think... The suicidal walruses... Have you heard about the suicidal walruses? Yeah, I've seen the suicidal walruses. Suicidal walruses are one of the more... They probably just don't

want to hear the polar bears whining, I'm hungry. I'm going to fucking kill myself. I'm not going to listen to this anymore. The suicidal walruses

is truly one of the more disappointing things I've ever seen. Or like disturbing, not disappointing. Seals. Seals. No, it's a walrus.

It's a walrus, I think. I guess I don't know the difference. They're climbing up Not disappointing. Seals. No, it's a walrus. I guess I don't know the difference. They're climbing up these, if you don't know, it's like a Planet Earth type episode, type show. These walruses, walrusi, walri, walruses. I'm going walruses. Hippo walrus.

They're climbing up these like newly created cliffs because of the water level lowering, I guess. Water... What's the word? Receding? I don't know. So anyway, they're... Rising everywhere.

Yeah, I don't know what in these... I guess they're rising because the ice caps are melting, which is fucking up their whole shit, right? Above our pay grade. Yes. So they are, but these walruses are like going up there to find food. These, I say it with all the love of my heart, but these dumb fucking fat walruses just go up there and have no way to get back down.

And then they just jump. And then they just fucking fat splatter all over the rocks. Could you imagine a walrus just... That's like throwing a watermelon on the rocks. And the way they do it on the Planet Earth show is like they're showing them crawl, and you can see them wiggling, and you know they're truly a fish out of water type situation. You can tell they're very out of their element. And they're getting closer to the edge. You can tell they're like very out of their element and they're like getting

closer to the edge. And I think they're looking and then the camera cuts back to the humans who are like watching and they're like, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no,

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Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Oh no, Those walruses are dumb. But I just can't believe you bailed on. I did. I mean, again, if you want to hold this fight at the Fall River YMCA, I think I'm going to come back to the polar bear side.

But it turns out I've been lying to you my whole life that it's not an Olympic-sized pool. I think a lot of people think that. I think a lot of people don't know how big an Olympic-sized pool is at all. Yeah, no, I have no idea what an Olympic-sized pool is. That's why I can't wait for Jackie and Pabst to get up in there. Who would win in a fight? Jackie and Pabst in an Olympic-sized pool, and we'll give Jackie a prison

toothpick shank. Toothpick shank? Toothbrush. Toothbrush, sorry. Wait, why are we playing in the pool? Talk to the mic. Sorry. Well, because you are our puppets, and we use you for entertainment. Because, I'll tell you why. Because you guys throw each other under the bus so often

that this will come to a head and there will be blood. I don't know if this is a chair situation or what, but just by what I'm looking at, I'm going with Pat on this one. He looks like he's nine feet taller than her. That's usually because Jackie sits like Stephen Hawking. Jackie sits like this on her computer. I don't even, I guess she doesn't usually have a mic, but she'll be like...

No, I took a picture because I was going to tweet it out and be like Jackie has got to be so wildly uncomfortable when she sits there like that. Like, is your butt on the chair? Or is like... Oh. What's going on?

Luckily, you didn't say anything of interest. Is your butt even on the chair when you do this? What? Is your ass on the chair? I feel like my back is on the chair when I do this. Oh, is that? You sit on this chair and you sit like Stephen Hawking. Is your ass on the chair?

I sit like Stephen Hawking, yes. Because... Well, sometimes no. But because I edit you guys for hours a day, and I'm sitting there, and obviously it's not. How small can this violin get? Just saying. Because I work hard.

But why do you sit like an asshole? I don't know. What was the question? Can you repeat the question? Much more important. Who would win in a fight in an Olympic pool? You or pals, you get a knife. But not a real knife.

Can you hit her? You have to fight her to death. Yeah. That's like, you're going to be an asshole if you hit me, though. Yeah, well, nah. You're not going to hit her to death. You're going to drown. And this one is one of those scenarios where I think people will forgive you.

This guy, he was ready to just beat her until death. You're going to drown. In this one, in this one is one of those scenarios where I think people will forgive you. He was ready to just beat her until she was dead. Yeah. What a savage. Just like, right. You win. You're also scared of the water.

Like a polar bear, just bashing her. You're also scared of the water. Like, I'll just drown you. Wait, that's a huge aspect. I forgot.

He doesn't know how to swim. That's why we're doing all this. So he is going to drown quicker than she is. You're going to get like flashbacks like as soon as you, as I, yeah. Jackie's just going to tread water. Jackie's just going to drown quicker than she is. You're going to get flashbacks as soon as I... Jackie's going to tread water. Jackie's going to be yelling out things like,

Three years old, Long Island, summer 99. All you got to do is, Marco, polo, Marco, polo. And all of a sudden Pat's like... When's the triathlon again? I think we... You what? I remember you guys saying, no, you don't have to do that anymore. I think you're what I remember you guys saying no I think you're misremembering

I did my benchmark thing so you gotta do yours now it is a little bit different you're just talking to a mic friend well you know you get to host the show you can make the rules

until then get in the fucking pool big weekend for Jackie she got drugs You know? You get to host the show, you can make the rules. Until then, get in the fucking pool. Big weekend for Jackie, she got drugs. You got drugs? I didn't get drugs, I turned them down. She was offered drugs by someone who was going to say, and then pay a drug dealer.

He might have been asking for drugs. I don't know for sure, but he was going in the line. Asking usually means they're offering. He was going down. He might Ask him usually what's their offering. He was going down. He might be saying, does anybody have coke? I was in the line waiting for whatever, and he goes, cocaine, cocaine, cocaine. And I thought he was selling cocaine.

Yeah, no, he was selling cocaine. Yeah, that's like tickets, tickets, tickets. You were waiting in line for the bathroom or something? No, I was just waiting to get in the bar. Oh, waiting to get in. I can't believe you didn't flex and you weren't like, Bean Girl, let me in. But as we know, you get walked out on a Bumble date,

so there's no way you're going to get through the line. Definitely not hot enough for that. So a drug dealer offered to sell you drugs, but technically that's a step in the right direction for your New Year's resolution. So congratulations. Thank you very much. Any fights this weekend? No. But next weekend.

I'll work on it. We've got to get the crazy, crazy coming out. By the way, speaking of crazy, Julia Fox. Yeah. That bitch crazy. Yeah, that guy where everyone's surprised. Wow, this is nuts. She's crazy.

Oh, the former dominatrix? She was drinking milk from a cow's udder. Really? Oh, her and Kaya are going to be awesome. I'm very excited for that. I think, do you see how she wrote that blog, though? Uh, what? She blogged on some website their whole date.

That made me start to think that this is a publicity stunt. That this is, Kanye is desperate to get back with Kim, needs a girl who's hot enough, bad enough, and crazy enough to get on Kim's radar. So I think he says, yo, girl, listen, I'm going to take you out. I need you to make Kim jealous. And she's happy to do it because she's like, okay, cool, but we're going to be very public

about this. I looked on my Spotify today. Her podcast is featured now. So I think that this is like, you put me on, help me out, I will hopefully get Kim to... Also, Kim Kardashian is far smarter than that, yeah. Sure, but there's something very primal just about like,

that's my man, and this crazy sex bomb chick with a fat ass is now the one he's taking home at night. I don't care who you are, how rich you are, whatever, there are some things biologically that just play. There's no way Kim hears that and is completely poo-pooing it. That's the guy who we IVF got pregnant. That's the guy who another chick carried our kid

for me and handed it to us at the same time. We put our DNA together and into a homeless woman. That's... I'm surprised it wasn't Julia Fox. We kidnapped and kept it in our basement for nine months. Don't worry, we threw prenatal vitamins down the laundry chute. Yeah, I think that this whole thing's set up.

I'm also out on her being like, I don't think she's like, not that I ever really thought this, like a girl I want to hang out with, but she's a girl that, you know, it's almost like, you know, you hear these things and it makes you want to fuck her more. It's like, oh, you are out of this world wacky. You know what I mean? Did you see the TikTok of the – she's describing in that blog, she's describing the date being like,

Kanye made me do a full photo shoot in front of everybody. Did you see the video of it? I didn't see the video. Somebody reciting it? No. No, no, no. Someone took a video of the photo shoot. No one is paying attention.

No. Oh, yes, I just see it. I just walk by. I guess you put crickets in the background. No one is paying attention. No. Oh, yes, I did see it. I did see it because somebody put crickets in the background. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, there's no doubt

that some people probably were looking just like, what the fuck is going on? But I don't think it was like, stop the presses. This girl is so striking and there's Kanye West

and all this other shit. But yeah, she's trashy hot and that's a fucking big time publicity stunt. But hey, everybody wins. You get to do some fucking. You get famous. He may be, you know, Kim's probably laughing at this, but on the inside, she's like, fucking.

I think it's that exact picture. That is from the. Yeah, nobody's looking, right? But was Kanye there at the time? Love the whale tail, by the way. Yeah, it's Kanye in the background. That's him? Yeah.

So Kanye's not even taking the picture. How is Kanye making her take a photo shoot? Kanye's not the photographer. Well, he hired somebody. Because look, they're making out there. They're not even taking the picture. How is Kanye making her take a photo shoot? Kanye's not the photographer. Well, he hired somebody. Because look, they're making out there. They're laying on the floor. That's what's weirdest, by the way. So the other side of the date was that Kanye.

Yo, he's the fucking best. I know I hashtagged Dundum, but God, he's the fucking best. You're done with the polar bears and you're back on Kanye? We are starting 2022 all wrong, Don. Everything he does, man. I'm like, ah, he's the best. Bro, did you see his trailer for the new documentary? No.

It's like him. This is the one they've been hyping up for a long time now. Yeah, he's been making it for 27 years or something like that. It's on Netflix February 12th or whatever. Right. It's called Genius, but it's spelled how it would be pronounced. You know how they do that in the dictionary? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I don't even know how it works. J-E-N-Y-U-S and it's just like it opens with him fighting with someone not fighting, like a buddy busting balls and he's mad because he said I'm not a genius yet and like

the guy goes but what have you done to be a genius and kind of just kind of slowly smiles at the camera and he's like a kid, he's so so young and when you're you're that crazy that like nuts for that long i don't know i respect it i respect it man it's fucking cool weird asshole long enough yeah it's cool how good of a banana did i just draw right there it's a really great banana that's a really fucking good banana i'll never draw a banana better than that my whole life. I was just sitting here,

I was like, I'm going to draw a banana and it came out perfect. It's my day, man. I'm going to play the lotto today. We got John's notebook first. Then we got to do it's Barstool Sports.

I don't know if you've heard that before, but Jacked Up Week 19, 7 to 18, is going to be one for the books it was arguably the most erratic chaotic exciting uh week final week of the season of all time and there is not anyone better on the planet earth to break down all that happened in what is truly one of the most complex and confusing playoff situations the NFL has ever seen.

I still know who the Patriots are playing. Honestly, I can't think of a better person in the world to break it down than Jackie Nichols. I didn't even. So you know what? You got some time. You got some time. We're going to do John's notebook first.

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Is brought to you by Allbirds. You want to talk about greatness. I've got to do one today. I haven't done it yet. Is brought to you by Allbirds. You want to talk about greatness. Like, John, you're just a few dozen billion dollars short of being one of this generation's geniuses, you know? That's all you're lacking is the billions of dollars. Probably. I think most of our geniuses are poor, Kevin. Just like our hardest working people,

they make minimum wage. Stuck my ass! I love that. I think it would be like, Bezos, Musk, Branson, Gates,

Fidelberg. You just need billions, man. Because, is there a man there's no billionaire yet in like the entertainment fashion culture side of things it's all just like tech and money and finance yeah and they all would fucking give up

all their billions to be liked even a little bit in the tech and entertainment in the fashion entertainment side I guess Kanye I will pay 99 billion dollars for you guys just to think I'm cool. Just so you know, you're cool. That's why Bezos is turning this little, he's flipping the switch to be cool a little bit, you know? Because he's like, these other guys can't even be cool.

Yeah, yeah. I think Bezos, if he wants to, can be cool. Cooler than the average billionaire, you know? The rest of them are inherently, Elon Musk is actually like like, a fucking, to his core, dork. Mark Zuckerberg makes Elon Musk look cool. Bill Gates is, when you draw a picture of a nerd and a dork, you draw Bill Gates. He's the poster child.

So if you just had a few billions and you were like, yeah, man, I just make up, like, slogans and I sell clothes and, like, I do this shit, you know what I mean? People would be like, oh, wow. But, so, maybe harmonies will take you to the top. Did you see my drawings of harmonies? Yeah. What do you think?

They're very good. That one does look just like Nick Turani. So much like Nick Turani. You guys see my drawings? That last one with the beard is Nick Turani. Yeah. And then the left knee doesn't look like KB, but I figure it's got to be KB because he's like a partner in crime, you know? But it's the sign of true greatness and the sign of innovation and the sign of creativity

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I am boy, my own place. You should sell those. Exactly how it looks. Yeah. With whatever you want to put on the front. Continue. The little all over the place this weekend.

You don't say. But. Stunned. So here's the deal. Friday, I went to the doctor. Had a little pancreas checkup. How did that go? Don't know.

Didn't get results? No, but it was blood work and that kind of stuff. I should get a call baby today or tomorrow. Yeah, right. You'll see that in like three weeks. But first of all, the fucking nurse yelled at me, which was bullshit. Like we were. Mom, mom, I just got out of the doctor's.

Don't you hate people who say doctors? Doctors? Like, I went to the doctor's. I hate that. And they put the S on the end. I went to the doctor's. You say the doctor's? Yeah. I went to the doctor's.

Did you go to the doctor's? It's doctor. You go see a doctor. Yeah, but you go to the doctor's office. So you're dropping office. Yeah, but you shouldn't. I just don't like that. It's like when people say bar stools like a lot of people in my life when I first started

you work for bar stools? Deion Sanders still says it anyway nurses rude to you so I was getting blood taken and she was like you need to drink more water and I said well I'm not going to stand on a high horse about much

but I'm going to jump up real quick on this Clydesdale and say I drink more water I'm not going to stand up on a high horse but I'm going to jump on a high horse about much, but I'm gonna jump up real quick on this Clydesdale and say, I drink more water. I'm not gonna stand up on a high horse, but I'm gonna jump on a Clydesdale, see? I drink more water than anyone on the fucking planet. You do drink a lot of water. It's scary if your body still appears to be dehydrated and the nurses are like, not your specimen. Well, here's the thing,

Kevin. It was 8.30 in the morning. So I was like, yeah, no shit, I haven't focused. She's like, well, it doesn't matter. Your blood shouldn't move this slow morning. So I was like, yeah, no shit. I haven't focused. She's like, well, it doesn't matter. Your blood shouldn't move this slow ever. I was like, I haven't had much water. I had a bottle of water this morning. I've been up for 25 minutes and I had a bottle of water. What more could you possibly want from me?

That seems fair. But then what ended up happening later in the visit was even wilder. But also right. So I was talking to my doctor about just, you know, he's like, he's basically like, bro, you can do whatever the fuck you want. Who gives a shit? And I was like, goddamn right, dude. And he was like, he's upped my number of drinks I can have per week. Whatever.

Fuck you guys. And he was like, he was like, and I was like, yeah, okay, so here's the deal. But because I'm such a creature of routine, so to speak, I was like, I've been exercising a lot more. And, you know, I know that like things that aren't good for your liver, I hear that like creatine and protein aren't great for your liver. So I've been taking a lot of all that a lot more often. Like which ones, like, what do you think about that?

And he. You're on creatine. Uh, I think a pre-workout there's, there's definitely creatine in it. Um, and, uh,

and he looks at me and he just goes, yeah, I'd probably just Google that. Right. This guy you see is not a doctor. I was like, you told me about him. You go in the basement,

right? You go down to it. You walk in and you're on the lobby level. No one at the reception desk. Just a sign that says go downstairs. And you go down a level to a basement that's supposed to be a medical practice and he's telling you to Google things.

Yeah, he goes, I just Googled that one. And I was like, well, I'm not going to do that. So I guess we'll just figure out the autopsy then, won't we? Come to the morgue. We will find out. TMZ will report it. Yeah, we'll figure it out. Postmortem, we'll figure this one out.

Where did you find this doctor? It was recommended to me by, he was the doctor given to me by the hospital. They were like, you got to go see this doctor. So when I was in the hospital, they were like, here. He must be getting like, we're lining pockets somehow somewhere he's the man he walked in oh yeah when he tells you fucking what you want to hear he's the man and but when i walked when he walked in this time i didn't even remember but he was like he's like how's your sister's wedding and i was like oh shit i didn't remember that i was here before

like i had my luggage with me last time on the way. And I was like, I was like, bro, just cause you said that I'm never leaving you. Like that was nice. All he did was make some little note in his notebook, like sister's wedding and remembered it. And I was like,

that's fucking, he knows me. He has great bedside, man. Yeah. I was like, perfect. This is,

this guy knows exactly. This dude says I could have seven to 10 drinks a week. Says I could take whatever the fuck I want. And I miss my sister's wedding. Beautiful. Perfect. Done deal. Um, and so the nurse fuck I want. And I miss my sister's wedding. Beautiful. Perfect. Done deal. So the nurse said, you don't drink enough.

The doctor said, just Google it. Just Google it. Just Google it. Said, yeah, just Google that one. And it makes sense because he's not a fucking, he's not a food specialist. He doesn't work for the FDA. It doesn't make sense. I don't think, any doctor sense I don't think any doctor

I don't think you expect them to know what proteins are like dangerous like I don't like how does leucine affect the liver I don't think

I don't think I would expect that from a doctor okay well your bar is extremely low I would like 100% expect a doctor to know what proteins

affect your organs yeah really? definitely also I take my proteins in pill form so I think that's better. I mean, if you're talking like... I didn't Google it.

That was just my own brain talking. Like the powder. I think the powder is what's bad for it. You are. You Googled this, didn't you? No, I didn't Google it. No, this is just my own head. Oh, it's your own brain. Well, we know that's broken. It's lying.

This is... So just to be clear, this is like very clearly not a doctor. He is not a licensed professional. And if he is, he is like the bottom of the barrel. I love this. Yes, that's the problem. You don't want to love your doctor, I don't think. It's like, you know, the old Jesse Pinkman. Like, you don't want a criminal lawyer.

You want a criminal lawyer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want a criminal lawyer. You want a criminal lawyer. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You don't want like a – it's when your parents say like I'm not here to be your friend. Like your doctor is not supposed to be your bud. Your friends are the ones who say, yeah, I have another. Your doctor is the one who said don't do this. It's bad for your body. And also your friends are the ones who you say like, yo, does anybody know like can I do this?

Is that? And they're like, I don't fucking know. That's what your friends say. Not the doctor. I don't think – The doctor is think i think i learned this during my 80 years of fucking training well i think this is younger than me and i kind of understand i do kind of understand if you ask like a deep workout question of like you know you're like a bodybuilder and you were like how can i build my muscle up like the best way blah blah blah you know i could see him first of all they should never just say just Google it.

But I could see them saying like, oh. He was so good. Like he was leaning up like one foot on the wall. I don't know. Just Google it. He was doing the Jackie. How long is this dude? Gangster, dude.

I mean, yeah, this guy's not a doctor. Okay. My second one, I have a couple of very niche things. Well, not a couple. One particular niche thing. Something's happening at restaurants right now. They're using plates that are grainier than usual. It's a popular plate.

It's very grain. It's a textured plate and bowl. And you can hear it, the utensils scratching and scraping on it. Every time you take a bite of anything and it is nuts. It's almost like an Aztec. It's like an Aztec clay bowl that all restaurants are using

now and fuck all of you. That's all I have to say on that one. Can you next time you go? If anyone's had one, they know what I'm talking about right now. It's a popular plate in the service industry and I'm gonna start shattering them

next time you go to one of these restaurants take a picture for me okay any of these ringing a bell yeah all of them all of them they're like clay

oh okay now I know what you're saying you know exactly if you know what I'm talking about you know what I'm talking about I wanna say definitely at like Mexican restaurants

oh for sure Mexican restaurants have been leading the chart. It's made out of terracotta or some shit. Exactly. But what's happening, it's expanding. I was at a seafood restaurant. With the spots.

Yeah. A Churchill stone cast plate. Everyone's not in there. Ceramic, peppercorn. Enough of these plates. But look. Look at the red one. That one looks shiny and smooth. Everyone's not imagine old shot ceramic peppercorn Look so look at the red one that one looks shiny and smooth that one like that's the as a plate as a fucking eating What do you call it? Oh service should totally different. Sorry. I thought it was just like different colors Oh, yeah, be using melamine melamine's where it's at. We're just like good old-fashioned regular fucking ceramic I don't know about melamine

Can you Google melamine, but... That was just a word I read on screen. You know, I see it too. Can you Google melamine real quick and just tell me what that means? I don't even care if it's poison. Yeah, that sounds like something like, you know, melatonin, melanin, and melamine. I'm going to scrape my fucking organic face. It's fucking nonsense.

All right, next one. There's something happening at restaurants. Next one. Something awesome something happening at restaurants. Next one. Something awesome happened to me yesterday. That's a change. I went to my parents' house and I was out in the country

and I was going to meet them for breakfast, brunch. I stopped on the way to get a protein shake for the workout I was going to do after brunch. Sure. And I also got some train snacks. I got a protein bar and beef jerky.

I put them in my little purse. Protein, baby, protein. Brought them on the train this morning. Sure. So I'm going in to – I didn't have a ton of clothes when I went home. I'm going into like a little roadside gas station. Got a Carhartt jacket on. Got corduroys on.

Tons of fabric. Get all three of my things. And the guy at the mobile says, Just protein on the coffee break today, huh? And I walked out. My brain was like, The costume has tricked him, master! The Carhartt and the corduroy, that motherfucker thought I was on a coffee break.

That dude thought I was working on a Sunday. The most blue collar thing that Carhartt jacket has seen was the regional train to Providence. That's fucking it, dude. That guy thought you were for sure working overtime shifts on the job with a sledgehammer just fucking moving rocks and shit. I walked out. I was like, that dude thinks you're a man. I was on my way to eat fucking eggs benedict and lobster with extra hollandaise sauce. And I was like, that dude thinks I'm fucking cutting down trees. Dude, you know when they say dress for the job you want or whatever it is?

Yeah. Like dress for the man you're trying to trick the world into thinking you are. You know, you want to dress the part? Put on some Carhartt and some velour? It's like Billy Football at the fucking urinal. Guy looks like he fucking fought overseas. Dude, you look like you're working the fields or you were laying train tracks or something. And then you got Shane Gillis who wears the same fucking paddock everybody's wearing what they wear dude he called it he called it

like coffee break it was 11 a.m i'd woken up 20 minutes beforehand and that was all i did all that and you were then i went home after brunch and yeah you went you went you went to brunch and then you went home and did a face mask. And like, oh, I've got to get my pedicure. Oh, wait, did I forget that in my purse? Let me see. Yeah, I was taking the protein to put in the literal in my purse. John walks around now.

I don't know if I said it on the show. He came in the studio the other day. He's looking around. He goes, have you guys seen my purse anywhere? Dead ass, honest, serious, not a joke, nothing about it. And then what the problem is is Carhartt their shirts their jackets are too big he can't get his purse over his shoulder it's hard to get it up you gotta like slide it all the way up

do you ever think about how much like the people in the rest of the country think that we are fucking pussies man oh bro how about this I was coming up the exact opposite of what happened coming up the elevator just want to tell the exact opposite of what happened? Coming up the elevator just today. And I went up with two men.

They did construction. Like, actually, they had paint on them. Like, you walked alongside them. They had paint on them. We were in the elevator together. Okay. And they had paint on them and hard hats and all that stuff. Sure, sure.

And they held the elevator for me so I could get in with my purse. I had to kind of wait a while. And then I had the unfortunate reality of hitting my floor first, which was two. So I was going up a single floor. Ruining their time. And they went to 22, which was the very top one. Because they were like operating a crane up there.

Yeah. Another skyscraper for America. They were probably doing that lunch thing. They have lunch on the I-beams up there. Yeah. People with another skyscraper for America. They were probably doing that lunch thing. They have lunch on the I-beams up there. Yeah. But, like, I know that. I am at no point, at no point. At no point.

Have I ever thought that I was tough or that anybody out there would think I was tough. But then just recently, as I've started to, I've really just started to think through the Internet. And it's like when people are, in this era of all people arguing on the internet, I tried to really start to understand like who's on the other side of these Twitter accounts, you know? Oh, I'm glad you do this because I, okay. I guess I'm sorry about this. a fucking Pittsburgh steel mill worker, you know? You probably think that I am the biggest fucking queer in the world.

And I'm like, yeah, this guy, these people when I was arguing with these Rittenhouse people and shit, they are just gonna... I can't even comprehend how much of a pussy they think I am. And they're probably not far off. They're probably pretty accurate what they think. it's probably a little bit of a caricature but we're just so soft compared to them so a lot of these times when we're like you know i've never

done that ever who would do that you know or we put up a poll or whatever starting to learn that some of these people are like me i do that we're totally fucking different man like we're and and and i know i've known that but i'm starting to really understand just how big the gap is i'm also getting on the other side. I said I'm back to being like a racist douchebag. I was a fucking libcuck for a while. Good spot to be, yeah. I was a libcuck with the Rittenhouse fans, and now I'm back to being a racist, misogynist, white devil.

Hell yeah. Because – Good. Hell yeah, Rob. Come on, man. Glad I'm chained to this wagon because uh i said i think that the reboot series of the fresh prince looks awful have you seen it i have not no it is it i'm sure it does it looks like um but maybe maybe not i don't know you check it because a lot i saw a lot of people i think this

looks great um it's dead serious it's not funny and it's almost like I have a big problem with shows like Gossip Girl and shit where like a 15 year old has all the power in the world Carlton is like this fucking conniving badass lacrosse player who like runs Bel Air

because he's so like in this? it's very serious it's supposed to be cool and serious obviously we this? In this, yeah. Look, it's very serious. It's like supposed to be like cool and serious and obviously we can't play this but I want you to see it. Three minutes is also way too long. Yeah, it's way too long. It's a series so there's a lot to show

but like I think that's supposed to be jazz and he's like, yo, this town it'll change you, man. And Will's like, yeah, and he's like, don't let that happen. I actually, I don't think it looks I think it looks, it's not for me. I think it looks like Riverdale-esque. I was going to say more of like a Lifetime series, like this insanely overly dramatic.

But I actually like that better than just trying to recreate exactly what happened. I guess I would agree with that, but I just don't think any of it is good. But I'm now the White Devil because this is about the black struggle and I don't know that. I was like, I just think the show looks stupid, guys. It's not that. Yeah, it's... I mean, that's just social media. You can't really say, like, I don't like

this. But it's... Maybe because you said it looks so bad, I went a little low bar, but it looks better than I thought it was going to look. I mean, I'm not going to watch it. It's not for me, but I wasn't like, turn this off! Two minutes in, I was like, alright, I guess I've watched enough. But I was... I can see that being successful.

I don't like those, like I said, when the kids and the gossip girls and the any of the... I know that there is some truth to that world where it's like you're the affluent teens, but when you have to remind yourself sometimes, we're talking about 15-year-old kids here. Fucking calm down. know that there is some truth to that world where it's like you're like the affluent teens but like when you have to remind yourself sometimes like we're talking about like 15 year old yeah like

fucking calm down but also it's just like yeah you just took a comedy and i think you actually i think i should do that more yeah make it take comedies and make them dark because they actually are dark on their base i i would i would agree also though if you are going to do a a a reboot to try to do something different or like, so I think Cobra Kai is like a really successful one where it's like it's different because it's like told through like a different lens, but it's still like the general

vibe of Karate Kid, you know? I don't, I also feel like Will Smith and Uncle Phil did like some beyond comedy shit that was like good. For sure. So it's like trying to do that not for me but i'm i'm like i feel back at home like the white bro douchebag again the uh the you talk about trying to see people from the other side i watched 60 minutes of my mom last night and this i forget

what the uh thing is called but it's like who say or something like that it's called from like store i don't know it's all fucking stupid tech speak like you know every company in the tech world is just a stupid ass name yeah that is it sounds dumb until it gets successful and then it's like it's regular twitter you know um and uh it is about they take two people who have to sign up willingly i guess it almost becomes a podcast it's a recorded conversation seeing two people from diametrically opposite sides and they're just they do not talk about politics. They just talk about their lives and hear each other, blah, blah, blah. Oh, no.

Oh, no, no. Oh, I didn't hear any of the actual conversations. I fucking hate the idea. I fucking hate it. Because its job is to see people as humans again. If you can't just see someone as human, you're a fucking psychopath. That's truly like sociopath. But two, it's like we're just getting everyone to share their stories.

If you want to tell a funny story, it's kind of like being here for fuckery. Tell a fun story, tell a fun story. I don't care about your story. Also, if you're ready to pull up and on the first meeting of a stranger, tell your deepest

darkest story, you're fucking crazy. That's weird too there's a difference between telling a story and telling your story fuck your story when you mean though like so I'm like 22 and I came from this and here's where I live

like I grew up in a home in so and so Indiana fuck that story do you want to tell a fun story tell a story I love stories I don't care about your story Sometimes people have Like their story Or like Bert with the machine Yeah yeah yeah

No no no I mean your life story I have an idea by the way I'm gonna I don't know if this is a thing yet I'm gonna I hope not I'm gonna coin it

We're gonna write Antibiographies Instead of autobiographies We're gonna write Antibiographies What is this? Just like You know Talking about how shitty we are going to write anti-biographies. What is this? Just like, you know,

talking about how shitty we are. Like, we write our own book about like how fucking shitty we are. Isn't that an autobiography? But it's an anti-biography because it's all,

it's not, you know, usually, I mean, yes, there have been bad autobiographies but usually it's like, tell your story about like,

you know, what you've done. We're going to write anti-biographies about how much like life sucks and how stupid our lives were and it's like, yeah, you pick this book up, you're going to be, you're going to write anti-biographies about how much life sucks and how stupid our lives were and it's like, yeah,

you pick this book up, you're going to walk away less impressed with this. These are the real things that happen. You're going to read an anti- Yes, that's almost like,

because even when you read a biography of your favorite band or your favorite this, they're not telling the truth unless you have a real dirt bag who's going to really air out all the dirty laundry.

So this will be like an anti-biography where it's like, oh, you think you like me? You're going to read my anti-biography and then by the end realize I'm a person not worthy of reading a book about me.

That's my anti-biography. But What would you do? What? In that situation? What if you were on that show? I would wait for someone to start talking and I would say, shut the fuck up. I'd say, this is the problem with the world right here.

Everyone thinks that their story must be told and they must be unique. How about this? You have two jobs on this fucking planet. Mind your business and die. That's it. I would be like, that's it. Shut the fuck up. No one cares about your story. That's the anti-biography.

It's like 400 blank pages and the last one just says, mind your business and die. That's it. Mind your business and fucking die. That's all you have to do on this planet. You know what I was thinking about the internet too the other day? Because we do this a lot now. When you give an opinion and then people are doing like the internet backlash or people are saying, right? And we're always like, what?

Like two people said that, right? Well, prior to the internet, one person giving their opinion, disagreeing with you was like the story you told. Yeah, but you would say like Tim said this. Yeah, but you would still be. Say at hotdoglover555 says that. Yeah, that's right. Generalizing it, for sure. Because, yeah, but, like, in the past, if you were, like, I was, you know,

I was out at a bar, and I was, like, talking about, you know, what I think about, like, fucking Donald Trump or whatever, and, like, and this fucking guy, like, came up to me and started screaming and we disagreed. It would be, like, the story that you get passionate about and tell and now you wouldn't generalize to be like

all white men or all whatever hate me but I think we're almost coming back around the other side where it's like you can't don't complain about that only a couple people said it well before the internet just one person saying shit used to get you in your feelings but you wouldn't complain you'd tell it's like you'd tell a story but you would be like fucking fired up about it and be like

fuck that guy and but also it's much more actual like I don't know there's a story you made you would be like fucking fired up about it and be like, fuck that guy. But also it's much more actual. I don't know. The story you made up until you're telling me is a fight in a bar. Disagreement. In the past, prior to even social media, if you were in a social setting, in a classroom, whatever, and one person vehemently disagreed

with you, I think you would be like, you would dig your heels in, you would fight your point, you would tell people afterwards, I can't believe you said this, I can't believe you said that. And on the internet, unless everybody is saying something, we're almost like, well, whatever.

But you still get all emotional about it, even if it's just two tweets. I think the difference is how easy it is to just type it. Yes. It's like every tweet. Well, that's also why I say it to just like two tweets. I think the difference is how easy it is to just type it. Yes. It's like every tweet. Well, that's also why I say it to my face, bro. By the time someone, you know, if someone really says it to your face, then they really mean it or whatever.

You know what I mean? But it is funny that, again, like old school, new school type shit, just one person disagreeing with you would get you fired up. So even with, you know, ten tweets, you know? Imagine like ten people were in a room being like, you're wrong, you're wrong, you're wrong. You'd be like, fuck this. Fuck all you guys.

I'm being attacked. Unless there were 300 being like, he's right. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The internet, though, I do have one thing to say about people. And we're just going to move on really fast about this. You know how on Instagram they say, at your squad with blank? And it's like, at your so-and-so. Who would you have on your drinking squad?

At them. If you've ever added people, fucking kill yourself. That's all I got on that one. Even worse than that, I've always said is... If you've... Worse than that is... At your fucking gang, fucking die. When they say your third at, your traffic is your third at,

I'd be like, well, I guess it's me and at KFC Barstool. We're in it for the long haul, bro. Oh, we're playing hypothetical Twitter now. Fuck you. I'm going to save the other one, but this is one that I was going to talk about because it actually, me and my mom argued about this for three days this weekend.

And it really kind of came to – not came to a head, but it came very much into light with Bob Saget's death. We were arguing about what's better to be, nice versus kind, all weekend. We just add each other's throats about what's better, nice versus kind. I think I'm going to need – everyone's probably got their own definitions, but I think I'm going to end up saying kind. Let's talk through it. What do you think is nice versus kind?

So I think that nice is what I am. I am very polite. I don't honk outside your house like an animal. But, like, I'm nice. I'm nice to you i i you know but but i think kind has genuine care in it which i which i lack however yeah i think like i was explaining i was using it like with like like we were so i'm like i was like i don't need my friend brett as an example no i was i'm saying i'm agreeing with you but i think i'm the opposite

person but keep going but like i was like i was like i don person. Keep going. Now that we're talking about it, I hope Pat's having a good night, but I'm not regularly being like, I wonder how so-and-so's doing. I think that's what a kind person does. Look at this chart. This is just some internet thing. I don't know how to believe it. This says, kind is someone who speaks up.

Nice is someone who stays quiet. Give me a little more science than this, Pabs. No, let's look at it. Go back. No, no, no. look at it. Go back, go back. No, no, no, back to it. No, no, no, no. Oh, this is the exact article my mom had up, actually. Because I remember the elephant up top, holding the umbrella.

So then even better. So this is according to the article on whatever, what was the website? Crump's World. Crump's Corner. Crump's Corner. Okay, they say kind person speaks up, nice person stays quiet. It's 2019. Kind person is healing.

A nice person is toxic. Kind tells the truth. Nice lies to keep the peace. Kind moves forward with care. Nice holds back. I'm just going to say, you know, takes courage,

lacks courage. Is more concerned for others than self. Is more concerned for himself than others. Desires to be helpful. Desires to be liked. Is compassionate based. Prevents success. Leads to be helpful, desires to be liked. Is compassionate based, prevents success, leads to success, and fear. Alright, this one's fucking, this is just all wrong.

I mean, if you... It makes a nice person sound like an asshole. Like you're a fucking evil villain. Look at that. You are a complicit, toxic, lying, lazy... Bro, on what planet? Selfish, selfish, self-absorbed failure. That's everything that they

described as nice. On what fucking planet would anyone ever define nice like that? Yeah, that's insane. My thing would be nice, I think is you are it's like when people say nice guys finish last. You're probably like a pushover you

you like are you could be nice to someone by like but just for the sake of like keeping it moving you know which is a lot of what I am like I think the nicest surface level and kind is actually more engaging or whatever

so I don't think I'm really kind because I don't like go out of my way to like help people surface level, and kind is actually more engaging or whatever. So I don't think I'm really kind because I don't go out of my way to help people. Yeah, I think kind would be like, I prayed on you and your family. Like, shut the fuck up. Yeah, no, no. Leave me alone, you weirdo. But I think kind would be, I think if you were to ask the whole world, am I a nice person? I think they'd be like, no. He's a barstool, loud mouth, fucking asshole, like, talks shit, runs his mouth, like, vulgar humor, pushes the envelope, whatever things you want to say.

But if you knew me as, like, a person, like, all my friends would be like, oh, I call, like, you're the first person I turn to for help. Or, like, I was nice to these, you know, this kid in high school who needed help. And, like, all these little things like that. I guess that's more of like reputation versus action. I think nice is a reputational thing and I think kind is your actions. I don't know if that makes sense.

That's just how I think. No, that's fair. If anybody agrees with that, I would think kind is better. I think your actions are more important than your reputation. I think kindness has a level where it can be like alright, leave me alone. You're so goddamn fucking but even that i think is becomes i think if you are truly kind if you're really all up in people's shit because you actually care i think you're just a super rare person at this point it's like well i think most people when they're all up in your

shit it is it's like a little bit for show or it's a little bit of the top and so in that case it's like i think that you're actually kind of being, you're being nice with your kindness. It's like you don't really care that much, so stop. But I agree, like too much action, too much kindness while I'm acknowledging. Like I know people- I have kind family members who I cannot stand.

Yeah, yes, yes. So I get that too. You go to, I've been over at family members or like in-law members, ex members who are like, did you need another drink? Do you need a refill? Like,

Oh, are you hot? Are you cold? Can I get you more? I made the bed for you. Like I, we can get the pool going, you know,

like all this shit. And it's like, you're catering to me and like at my every need, but I'm like, stop dude, just stop like too much. Kill him with kindness. Like stop with that.

But, but overall I think it's better to... It's interesting because, like, I would not say I'm a kind person. I would say I'm... Ah, I don't fucking know. I don't know. I mean... I think you're thinking about it more of, like, do you go out of your way?

I think it's out of your way stuff. If you talk to me, like, yeah, I'm very much but i'm not i'm not gonna i think it's also why like i text all the time like i'm like people want to talk to me or they're asking me questions or they need some help i'm like i'm i will engage in that i will do all that where i think you'll be more like i don't care i'm not doing that like i don't talk to you yeah you know if someone really needs you you'll be be in. Correct. But the general shit is just like, I don't care. Most of the time, people don't really need you.

Like, never. Mind your business and fucking die. Kind means kind of what you guys were saying. Kind is somebody that would do something without everybody knowing. That's good. Yeah, it's that corny phrase of that shaman odd phrase. A real man does something whether like what's it fucking? You know what I'm talking about? I'm phrase of that shaman odd phrase yeah a real man does something

whether like what's it fucking you know i'm talking about i know i'm living with three shaman i kids oh god god bless your soul it's like a shaman odd man does the right thing at the right time when no one's when no one's looking that's it yeah fuck that okay hey you know you know what's the old joke deal you know why there's no stairs in Chaminade? Because fairies can fly. One of them texted me this morning, do you want to go at 9pm to go get condiments for the house? I'm like, dude, it's 9am right now. Condiments for the house? How about you fucking drop dead? What do you think, Jackie?

What do you think is more important? What do you think you are? I think kind is more important. I think that the first definition, it's like nice. You're like nice, like civil. And then kind is like you're like caring, caring, like you actually care. Yeah. Me? I mean, I think I'm kind.

I don't know. I think so. The balls. I'll tell you what. A kind person is not going to say they're kind. Okay. A kind person would say something like, it's for other people to decide.

Yeah, yeah. I just do my best. I leave it in the Lord's hands. She threw that pill bottle at someone earlier. No, I was tossing it. She's throwing her pills around now? I thought she was trying to get the drugs out of them. It was also vitamin D.

And I was tossing it, but I just... I mean, your resolution is to get in more street fights. Yeah, but that's a good point, but that's... That's not because... Because I'm too kind to have ever gotten in a fight with somebody.

I'm kind. Nick? I think nice will probably get you farther. You're not constantly going out of your way to care about people. I agree with that. I think... No, wait.

No, I think... Because I think nice guys finish last is a real thing. I think that the guy who... I think if you're at work and you're kind of like a sucker, you do end up like... You don't get that promotion. You don't get respect.

And I think in dating and shit, girls do get turned off by you being too nice to them whereas i think that's something where it's like okay nice is one thing like if you're like but then if you're like like i feel like some guys like get that confused because it's like okay if you're kind like that's different from being nice like nice is being like i think nice is kind is like a great like quality like that guys are like oh i have to be an asshole. Because I think when you're talking about a guy, it's like if you're nice to everybody versus you're kind to individuals.

Yeah. The reason my girl, nice guys finish last is because guys are like a pussy to everybody. They're a pushover to everybody or they're trying to cater to everyone and they don't have their own spine or whatever where it's like, oh, I don't give a fuck about all these people, but if you need something for me or I can help you or whatever,

I'll do that for you. So it's like your reputation with others versus your reputation individually. What about you? That's what I feel like nice is almost like you can kind of just be fake about it. Kind of like you're going to go help someone and like nice is almost like you're just you can kind of just be like fake about it like kind of like you're going to go

help someone and then like nice it's like almost like do you really think or like want to do that or whatever like I feel like that could be

it's almost like you have to do it but see maybe I'm coming around to that I'm kind and not nice then because I like if you like text me

and just be like how's the day I don't fucking care man but if you actually need something I will be for sure so I think that's

if that's back to the actions reputation if you if you are for real call me i'm i'm in 100 but if you want to be like how was your day yeah i think i think that's i think you're kind i also think that if you describe somebody as nice that's like surface level and like that's not really a good thing yeah if you say somebody decide somebody is kind. Yeah. Yeah. It also depends on what you look for from a kind person. I'm thinking of being there for someone. I'll be there for you, but it will be in a much different capacity than someone. So my kindness is different.

My kindness won't be like the... I don't think you describe when you're going to bury a body with someone, I don't think he's so kind. It's like there's loyalty and ride or die. I'm there when you are in your darkest moment. I'll help you. But I don't think people are like, oh, he's so kind when he had my back in that street fight.

No, I mean like if you're very sad, I'll come over. I will help you. But I won't be cuddling in a hole. It's micro macro. I'll be fucking like making jokes. I'll be like lightening the mood not like right not like it will be okay because guess what it probably won't be okay you know what i'm not gonna fucking tell you that shit i think a lot of it's a liar i think a lot of it comes down to almost sense of humor in a weird way yeah like i think if you know yeah like because that again would if someone if i

asked if someone said is he a nice guy you'd be like no he like makes fun of fucking every group there is under the sun but it's like but i'll do that while like you're crying on my shoulder or something you know what i mean but our our first instinct is to mock and make fun of and you know i'm not gonna like be oh i'm gonna be a pussy about it but i'll give you a fucking cigarette while you cry we'll talk about it you know and yeah i also think that there's a truth to like uh like lying about you know being nice is just kind of like yeah it'll be okay yeah he loves you i'll treat you like a child like whatever yeah right right it's like a kind one will be like yeah like i think you should get that divorce or break up with that person or whatever but like i'll be here to help you

through it i I think, I think, I think kind is, is the better of the two. Kind is the better too, but also the more vulnerable to annoying. Vulnerable to annoying? Yeah. Like you can be more,

you can be more annoying. No one's going to be like that nice guy's annoying. That kind person can be annoying. Yeah, I agree. Would you, now, would you rather be kind or hot?

Jackie, I saw that face, would you rather be kind or hot? Jackie, I saw that face. I'd rather be hot. I think I'd rather be hot. If I could change things. You know what that is? It's like, ask that question.

And if your answer is, is hot, then you're just nice. You're not kind. You're automatically like, if you, you put hotness above that, you,

you lose all kindness. But no, I mean, let's be hot. Jackie, you ready to go, girl? Yeah. It's time for what I would describe as the most, no, like definitely, the most important jacked up of your long storied career. Which sucks that I didn't watch this week.

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Some. What? Oh. No. No. No ring. Not you. Oh. No. No. No ring. See?

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so get those, as well as your jacked up merch. It's week 18. Regular season. The first ever 17. That's what it was. Jackie is just so used to a 16-week season that she was like, oh my God, I can't believe this is going to be her biggest season. Because you were preparing for the playoffs, right?

Okay, three minutes on the clock. Jacked up! This is what I learned by myself. And I'm going to try and restate everything. But there's a lot of moving parts. There's a lot of moving parts and a lot of teams. But There's a lot of moving parts and a lot of teams.

But here's what I have gathered. The Steelers played the Ravens already. I think kind of a crazy game because they were tied up. Okay, wait, no. Okay, yes, we're good.

The Steelers won. So the Steelers... Steelers did their part. They did their part. I jumped ahead. Okay, yes. We're good. The Steelers won. So the Steelers... Steelers did their part. They did their part. Also needed. They won. Then they were like, they knew that who had to win was the Jags.

No, don't even. I don't need that. Was the Jags? Just that. The Jags had to win. Wait, no. Fuck. Okay. There's three legs.

The first two big ones. They needed to win, and they needed the Jags to win. So, and the Jags are the first draft pick, meaning they're the worst, obviously. So everyone was like, okay, the Jags, like, there's, oh, and they were playing the, fuck, the, no, actually, help me out on this. The Colts. Oh, yes, the Colts. Okay, so everyone was like, okay, obviously the Colts are good. And all the Colts needed to do.

Was just win. And it was so easy because it's the Jags. So everyone was like, okay, we have this in the bag. And then the Jags win, and they shock everybody, and the Steelers are like, oh? And then the next important game was the...

Oh, wait. So that was fine. So then the Steelers are going to the playoffs. Well, there was one last piece. Okay. The last piece was the Chargers-Raiders. And the Chargers-Raiders game...

All the Steelers needed was... was... a tie. Nope. The Raiders. Chargers. Either. They just could not have.

Oh, they just couldn't have a tie. Oh, my God. Which is something that's so... You've stressed that so many times. Yes. Because it's pretty rare, right, Jackie? They just couldn't have a tie. And, like, we talked about, like, it's rare because they're NFL players and they shouldn't

be tying anyways. Right. But... Yeah, Jackie had a big problem with ties, right? You're like, you're a professional. No ties. Yeah, yeah, yeah. So.

So then they play, right? And it's a crazy game. And it's... And then they're... Oh, and it looks like the Raiders are going to win. And then in the last second, like the last four seconds, the Chargers touchdown. And then, right?

Yeah. Yes. Chargers touchdown, and they're like, oh shit, it's a tie. So then they go into over. The worst two-minute drill in history. That drive was arguably Were they scored? Yeah. My favorite drive in the history of press. But they scored.

But it was so impossibly bad. I promise you that there have been some Jets two-minute drills that have lasted ten seconds. No, I mean, obviously the best worst ever. But, like, I mean, the first three downs, just a wash every time. They didn't – Oh, I saw your tweet.

Like, did the Chargers know you have four downs? Or downs one through three? Four to ten. Every play, they were going for a 15-yard gain every time. Yeah. Unnecessary. I think they got the ball back with 2.09 left all their timeouts. So you had four stoppages of play to get fucking 80 yards down the field.

Everything, 15-yard chunk play. So they're making their wide receivers run 15-yard sprints constantly. Everyone's getting gassed. They would convert on fourth down. So they convert on fourth down. Another set of downs. Get to fourth down. Convert on fourth down again.

Another set of downs. Don't convert that fourth down, but get a hold and call. So then they get, and then there's, and then I think after that, the fourth down stops. So honestly, I think there were three fourth down conversions on that drive. Following, following the fourth down conversion of fourth and 21, when they were down 15,

fourth and 21, Herbert threw a fucking rocket into the end zone. It was, that was the best, and I know you're not done, but that was the best non-Patriots regular season football game I've seen. Oh, yeah, that was a beaut. As far as entertainment value, unbelievable. Because the teams went to overtime and... They went to overtime and then... The whole world this time is like, oh, my God, this, like, tie thing is actually on the table.

So then this is where I get a little confused, but... Oh yeah, starting now? That was unnecessary. But accurate. Technically I have said it all accurate. Well, okay, whatever. So then, so then, so then, there,

there's a field kick. A kick, a field goal, potentially going to be kicked by the Chargers. Why are you hopping? Because I'm just loving how you're trying to get through this. It's very funny. I'm like willing you to the finish line. They're within field goal.

They're within field goal. The Chargers. Nope. The Raiders. And so they're about to kick it, and their kicker is great. Well, they're thinking about kicking it, but remember there's this wild thing that could potentially maybe probably happen. This wild thing that could potentially maybe happen,

which is that they kick it, and then the Chargers get it, and then the Chargers take it down to the other side of the field and they score. Or. Oh, or they just kick the field goal and then they win. Or they just tie. They take a knee. They take a knee. Oh, so then, so then, so then, so then, so then. Sorry, is this annoying?

No. Okay. I mean, the whole series is annoying. That's the point. Okay, yeah, okay. So then. So then, so then, so then, so then. Sorry, is this annoying? No. I mean, the whole series is annoying. That's the point. Okay, yeah, okay. So then, so then. This must be so painful for people who understand football to get through. It's amazing.

So then, they, oh, the Raiders. So at this point, they're like, oh, my God, I skipped. The whole point of this is, like, they're kind of like, they were both going to tie. And, like, they both kind of had this agreement. But then they were like, hey, we can't actually because, we'll actually, like, play the game this is like, they're kind of like, they were both going to tie and like, they both kind of had this agreement, but then they were like, Hey, we can't actually,

because we'll actually like play the game because like, that's kind of like, fuck to just like tie, like whatever. Cause like, so then they both like are going out and then it actually happens to be a tie. And then,

so then they're like getting down to like the end and then they're like already tied up. And so they're like, okay, this is so easy for us. Like we both get to the playoffs. If playoffs, if, um, if we tie, was so then so then um so then then they're like kind of in agreement like okay we're just gonna tie this thing and it and then and then the um the chargers call a timeout

and then the timeout the like the Raiders were kind of like, that was kind of fucking weird. So then they go. So then they're like, okay, maybe we'll just go for it. And then, because then they were worried that that small thing, that whatever was going to happen, I guess.

So then they decide to kick it, and then they make it. And then the Raiders won, and the Chargers were like, what? And that's all I know. So they're out, and the Raiders. So who's in? Raiders. And?

Steelers. Yes. And who's out? Colts. And? Chargers. There you go. So you painted like, you know, two games.

So we got, you know, like 10 others to go. So what else happened this week? I know. I know. There was other big moments, I'm sure. But that was the. That was the big one. That was wild.

49ers won. Pats play the Bengals? No, Pats play the Bills Saturday night. 49ers won. Pats play the Bengals? No, Pats play the Bills Saturday night. Oh, fuck. I saw Coley tweeting, because this was so many moving pieces. I saw Coley be like, the Bengals are going to whoop our asses. But you're going to definitely beat the Bills, because, I don't know, it doesn't matter. I mean, Saturday night in Buffalo, Highmark Stadium is going to be rocking.

Mac Jones stinks, but. I mean, it's going to be a tough game. It's going to be a weather rocking. Mac Jones stinks, but. It's going to be a tough game. It's going to be a weather game. Weather looks a little. I know, but we saw how that happened last time. That's what I'm saying. Yeah.

That would, I think, work in our favor. So Tennessee gets the bye. Steelers are in with the Big Ben fanfare. One last game. They're going to get their ass whooped. Bengals are. I don't think they're ready yet, but they got fucking, they got a team, dude. They've got so much young talent, and I don't know if it's this year, but the Bengals are, watch the fuck out.

Wait, hang on. I'm trying to understand the playoff picture. So does it reseed? So the worst record winner of those three games will play the Titans. That's what it looks like. There's nothing connected? Okay, I didn't know that. I thought it was like an automatic. Yes, it is. The NFC is wacky. I have just

not been paying attention to football at all because I had a Jets-less year, and let me tell you about that in a moment. So the NFC, you got Eagles, Bucks, Niners, Cowboys, throwback, baby. That's like old school shit. And Cardinals, oh, Rams. I was, Cowboys, throwback, baby. That's like old school shit. And Cardinals, Rams. I was like, no, that's not wrong.

The Cardinals, Rams, I can't imagine this. And it's like an East Coast bias. I cannot imagine a less intriguing football game. No fucking thank you. Do not care. But taking the Jets out of my life this year is one of the smartest things I've ever done. It's worked out well? It's just like Zach Wilson, from what I've gathered,

because I kept an eye on things, I read some articles, I still follow people. It sounded like he actually showed some shit in the final weeks. Billy football loves him. Yeah. Well, you gotta go with Billy.

But it sounds like without some weapons, he really did some things. But we've said this about Sam Darnold, but it sounds like it's a little more concrete about Zach Wilson. But there is not one thing, and correct me if I'm wrong, Pax, but there's nothing that I was like, oh, but I missed that one game or that moment or that was a time where I could have,

I would have been on the stream high-fiving people. When they won or had moments, it was just like, whatever. When they lost, it was always as embarrassing. And I just had a completely stress-free Sunday for fucking months and months and months where I was able to like, and I'm not saying that I like learned how to play an instrument or I learned a language in that time. I did nothing. 24 new hours every week.

Did nothing constructive with it. Nothing. But I hours every week. Did nothing constructive with it. Nothing. But I watched more TV. I did get some shit done when it was like, all right, I don't have like a fucking five-hour block that's ruined. I had some plans when I wanted to do things. It was like, this is great. And if next year is the year they somehow put it all together and it's like, well, I don't even know what's going on. I just don't have that fear but i'll tell you man for anybody out there who has a truly shitty team to the giants fans i'll talk

let me talk to the giants fans right now bringing back joe judge is a crime against humanity a crime against the people who root for the giants the jets did it with adam gaze the they eventually fired him but that one year they should have fired him and they didn't. That's when I began my journey of like, I think I'm done with this team. Gettleman being safe, but he now might retire. The Giants are in complete fucking disarray. You got your two rings, in some cases

for you guys, three, in some cases four, right? You've got what you need to get out of the Giants. Just set yourself free. I promise you, your life will be better. If you're a Lions fan, come on down, folks. Join all these other loser teams. Join me and just be fucking done.

If you are a, who else is just putrid? Maybe even the Jags fan. If it looks like Trevor Lawrence is really not going to be it, set yourself free it's been and i say this uh i'll say this you can join my non-bandwagon bandwagon if you are 30 or up otherwise you have to get out yeah i think when you're young it's like when a kid doesn't want to play like baseball anymore and it's like you got like one more season like you got to doesn't want to play baseball anymore. It's like, one more season. You got to go to a couple games and try. And then if you don't like it after the first few games, then you can quit and come home, honey.

But you got to at least stick it out. When you're in your 20s and shit, you got to have some of that. Because otherwise, you will just not be a sports fan anymore. But come on down. Come on in. The water's fine. Truly fine. You you're not gonna miss like the fear of like missing something or what like your friends being like you're not a real

fan like i got jets fans now being like you're not real i'm like i don't fucking care anymore you are you're real about this dumb fucking bullshit franchise you know fuck that there's nothing wrong with being a casual fan nothing wrong with it no as long as you wrong with it. You have to be a casual fan. If you portray yourself as something other than that, you're an asshole. The bing bong thing drove the diehard Knicks fans crazy. I used to be a diehard fan.

I am now a casual Knicks fan who wrote and did a New York blog and podcast and I provided merchandise for one of the teams here. What is the problem? They said a cool thing that reached from diehard to casual. That's where I jumped in. And I made a bunch of fucking shirts for people to wear to games and out there.

But, like, I am a casual fan. That's fine. I think there's nothing wrong with that. And you can be a bandwagon fan. You can be a bandwagon fan. You can be a casual fan. You can be a diehard fan. All that's a bandwagon fan, you can be a casual fan, you can be a diehard fan all that's fine as long as you admit to who you are

but Jackie wonderful first regular season, you now gotta do the post season how long is the post season? four weeks until like middle of February I just think I'm like too smart for it now and I know too much

there's something that people are not gonna want to hear you're too smart for this? I just think I'm too smart for it now, and I know too much. Well, there's something that people are not going to want to hear. You're too smart for this? I just think it's like... As someone who just watched it, I don't know if I can agree with that. Now I'm just at the point where I'm just like any other football analyst. Oh, right. You're just white noise. It's like now I'm just another...

Well, maybe I challenge you to come... You know what? I'll tell you what. Your best jacked-ups are when you come with an idea like tickling everybody. 100%. Or putting the ring around the quarterback and running around with the ring of protection. That happens all the time. You guys acted like that was so dumb.

The ring around the quarterback? The ring around the quarterback. Yeah, no, we didn't act like it was dumb. We had a great idea. That's why it's been used in football the whole time. Yeah, I mean, you know, there's something called the pocket. But when you come with ideas. I'm talking about them holding hands.

Like, they're not like. That doesn't happen ever. Yeah, that doesn't happen. Huh? Yeah, I agree. Yeah, that's the thing she said a long time ago. It's more useful without it.

That would definitely slow them down. The ring around? Yeah, the whatever. The hands, yeah. Holding hands around the quarterback. Well, it's not about like. The way they do it. The blocking thing,

that one works pretty well. Yeah. No, because it's not about being fast. It's just about having a tight circle that nobody can get through. Well, sometimes, what about more of a line instead of a circle? That's what they do. I get that. I'm saying

you guys don't get it. No, I do get it. But my point being, when you come with those ideas, those are your best jacked up, so I challenge you for the postseason to come up with some original Jackie thoughts. And it was good enough that I will promote your jacked up merch. Thank you. Congratulations. Buy jacked up merch.

We've got hoodies and t-shirts with the pink and white jacked up logo. Really, it's a feminist wave, really. Yeah. If you are a football fan, if you're a female football fan and you want to see more female analysts look take a look every fucking sunday look at cbs on nfl look at fox on nfl what is it panel of four six eight men hardly ever any girls get maybe one female hosting get maybe one sideline reporter perhaps someone in the booth, but nobody who has their own show, solo female out here recapping football for all the guys and girls.

Jackie is like Susan B. Anthony. Rosie the Riveter. You are a fucking trailblazing hero for the feminists of this generation. So if you're into any of that, buy the jacked up merch. Did you see the basketball chick fall? No. The reporter, you didn't see that? I actually saw her say she's okay, but I didn't see the fall itself.

Oh, my God, you've got to watch this. Especially knowing that she's okay. It is so awesome. I don't know how or why this even happened, but... Watch this. No, no, we need the noise. Oh! Put it back.

We need the sound. Like, Trent said this is the best evidence I've ever seen for the existence of ghosts what happened? she said the floor was wet is what her tweet said but you're standing stationary to just be like legs up I'm guessing you took like one step

high heels on the hardwood is just not a good combo. Yeah, when you're on the court wearing the heel. I saw Halle Berry in Catwoman play basketball with high heels pretty well. No problem. That scene is fucking insane. One of the worst movies of all time. 125 cuts in two minutes. That scene is probably...

That's up there for the worst scene in the history of football. An absolute classic. But this is... If she hit her face, dude, she would be fucked. We're talking losing teeth, breaking jaws, breaking noses. She went down, dog. I have a message for the NBA. And it's that...

I've thought this for a while, and this is a pretty good time to say it, I think. The fact that they just have children dry the courts is nuts. It's a pretty important thing. It's crazy. Like, LeBron James could be coming out on a fast break momentarily, and you have, like, some nine-year-old make-a-wish kid out there with this fucking oxygen tank and a fucking mop trying to dry the court to make sure the world's best athletes is safe

don't fucking tear their acls and cost millions potentially billions of dollars it's nuts like like like you know when they talk about how lebron like uh like like saved the city of cleveland yeah right like if some kid like didn't mop upright and lebron got hurt it would like hurt cleveland files chapter 11 i did that for a week at the university of south carolina a mop boy for one mop upright and LeBron got hurt, it would hurt the city. Cleveland Files Chapter 11. I did that for a week at the University of South Carolina. I was a manager for one week. I was a manager, and they asked me to do the mopping thing. Most anxiety I ever had in my life.

If you miss a spot... Did they give you the circle ones? No, they just gave me two towels. Oh, even worse. Yeah, they're out there in their hands and knees. It's nuts. I can't believe it. Kids with a fucking rag, go out there and clean the floor. And he needs fucking, it's nuts. I can't believe that there's kids everywhere. It's just like kids with a fucking rag, go out there and clean the floor.

Make sure the athletes stay safe. What are we doing here? What are we doing? With ball boys and ball girls, when they have a geriatric old man there, and they sometimes will snag a fair ball or don't get out of the way or whatever. Did you affect it a playoff game with a fucking old man? It's insanity. Well, he got the 1,000th play to the Hooters this week, so it's his honor. I also liked your tweet about something similar where you're like, it's insane that we let this happen.

Oh, the fucking spot. Yes, old men. Referees doing the spot of the football being like yeah i think he got tackled here every time but it's also something we have to accept because how is what we do it yeah it is well i mean there's there's ways to do it probably comes out like tennis just eagle eye stuff and this is like okay this is exactly what the ball was yeah um but you know it's so you know like every time in soccer they you know the refs wear a fucking wristband that vibrates when the ball goes out of bounds? Really?

When it fully crosses the line, it vibrates. Done. Easy peasy. Could be something to add to the mix for this fucking multi-billion dollar sport we all gamble on and shit. No thanks. But the last night was particularly bad where it was like, you could tell the guy, he was off by a full yard. Right. Pretty important yard.

It was a fourth down conversion for the Chargers. Yeah. And it was like, it's just what they are. They are 60-year-old part-time employees. They are fucking Walmart greeters. Right. Who have just gotten bored in life. And who like football.

Yeah. And they, with a bad angle from 10 yards away, it's like, ah, I don't think he was about here. Sometimes you'll see the guy, if the play, this play was on the sideline, so he didn't have to move that far. But like, sometimes if it's a play at midfield, you'll see the guy if the play this play was on the sideline So he didn't to move that far but like sometimes if it's a play at midfield You'll say the guy run out and he'll like get out of the way of alignment and then Dude even if the fucking line get your way out. I'm supposed to believe you were running on a straight line out here What are we talk and meanwhile Al Pacino screaming here? It's a game

No, it's not Good the people officiating the game don't care about those inches, so therefore, how am I supposed to care about these inches? Go off, King. Happened in the fucking Pats game, too. They make an announcement. They make a very specific announcement. They say, the ball was splatted six inches short.

They run out there. It goes like this. Good. Yeah, this. Good. What are you talking about? You didn't move the ball. And then the chain. I don't know. They did not award it the first time.

I do also love the fucking rope. That can't be fucking digitized somehow. We're grabbing chain links. That's good. When they always remind you. They love grabbing chain links. That's the other thing. Oh, you want me to keep going? I've got a lot of problems with the NFL. When they always remind you. They love to remind you.

The yellow line, a lot of people. The yellow line. Why? Yeah, why not make it fucking official? Here it is. There are two fucking posts on the football field. Draw an accurate line. Right. Make it official.

I think there was one time like last year where it really was not official. But like every other time in the history of the fucking games, it's been official. Just make it official. Yeah. Make it official. Just make it official. Yeah. Make it official. Just do it. Just do your jobs. Do it right.

All right, we're already two hours in. I do, I thank the chicken heads who listen because I've seen the numbers and like the retention rate. Like a lot of people

listen to like all four hours of our podcast and a lot of people listen to two and a half hours. Like people commit to our shows because I listen to a lot of other shows to two and a half hours. People commit to our shows because I listen to a lot of other shows now where it's like, they do 60 minutes and they bounce. And I don't think I could do that if I wanted to.

It's not even like, oh man, I wish... This show's going to be 12 hours. Yeah. We got shit to talk about, man. It's been days and days and days, you know? And I blame Bob Saget for this. It's really Bob Saget's fault. His last act of comedy.

Any other day, we start the show and probably do a full three hours on what happened this weekend in the Barstool Worlds. But Bob comes in, he gets, you know, takes the top spot. But if it wasn't for that, the conversation we would be having

about a man, a gentleman named Barstool Chief and Ozzie Guillen. I mean, I could talk about this for 15 hours. This picture, if you don't know, Chicago boys opened up a new bar this weekend. Barstool River North. No hats, no jerseys, no long sleeve No XXLTs, no Timberlands No Timberlands I mean that Do not get me started on that

That was one of the worst That was the worst That was the worst But yes, it is Our first brick and mortar bar Barstool River North, in Chicago. And they had their grand opening this weekend.

And Ozzy came through. Ozzy Guillen, ex-manager of the White Sox. He's been on the MLB analyst train for a little while. He's been down with the Chicago guys and the Dog Walk Boys for a while now. So he comes to the party, the grand opening.

And at some point in the night, around midnight, I believe the post was, right? Yeah, I think I was the first to reply to it. Yeah, which is so fucking funny. We'll get to it in a second. 12.31am. Chief posts a tweet, which I think he was trying to also... The whole tweet's

convoluted. I think he was joking that people were congratulating him for the bar and he's like, I didn't really open this bar. Right? I think that's what he's going for. I would guess so. Bar still opened this bar. Everyone's congratulating Chief and Eddie and Carl and the guys. Chief's a pretty normal dude. He wasn't

doing anything other than just setting out a tweet. It was pretty basic. He was fucked up is my point. It was late and the tweet Look at his eyes. Yeah, and so he's greasy, he's sweaty, he's hot. He is smiling like a schoolgirl. And he is ear to ear, cheek to cheek.

Look at Ozzy Guillen with his hand right over Ozzy's fucking heart. Look at him checking Ozzy's pulse. It looks so much like an engagement. Is his heart rating as fast as mine? Because I am fucking boned up over here. It is such an engagement photo. So I saw it

the next morning and in my head I was like did Chief fuck Ozzy? And then I scrolled down even more and you hit the nail on the head. Engagement pic. Bro, I was on my parents house sitting in front of the fire alone And I scroll down even more, and you hit the nail on the head. Engaging pic. Bro, I was. Engaging photo pic as hell. I was at my parents' house, sitting in front of the fire, alone by myself, 1230, 130. I think it might have been, because I think it's skyward time.

Whatever it was. And I let out an audible, what? Yeah. That made my dog pop up. I was like, what? Chief, take a ridiculous picture. It is a jarring photograph. It is a, I swear to God, I'm not joking. It is a jarring photograph. It is a, I swear to God, I'm not joking,

it's a where were you when moment. I think I will remember for the rest of my life when I saw it in my bed the morning after and the fun that ensued with, it is the quintessential engagement photo. The post engagement proposal. Look at that. I didn't even know. I didn't even think about the face until

afterwards. I was so focused on the hand. Dude, he is ear to ear with Ozzy Guillen. Engage. The photo shots where they flip it and they put the ring on him. She's got a manicure before at Boxville River North. He's got great nails. That's the other thing that was so funny.

A girl really knows usually when the photo is coming or the man tells you, hey, you should go get your nails done so it looks pretty. I mean, he looked perfectly manicured, hand over the chest. That is how every girl displays the ring while not being like, yo, look at my rock. She was like, I'm popping by the nail salon, leaving my hat at home because I am getting engaged at River North today. And also, let's be fair to Chief here about one thing.

Jack. Looking Jack. Jack. Looking real Jack. It's not a bad photo if you weren't caressing and snuggling with an XMOMG. Other than that, the hair looks good. The arms look big.

Yo, his nails look so good. They almost look like, for real, like, Chief, you got a manicure? I did get a manicure. I mean, look at them. They are perfectly shaped. You got some fucking pink-ass nails, baby. Not a hangnail on them.

Like, yo, yo, yo, straight up, I could get a handjob from Chief. He's like, that's a girl. Like, I could get that. I could look at that paw and be like, that's a pretty hand. Dude, I'm not going to lie, Chief. Your could get that. I would look at that paw and be like, that's a pretty hand. Dude, I'm not gonna lie, Chief. Your nails are adorable. And what's so funny

is Ozzy like he's tweeting it and playing along with it and everything. In the moment, he probably had to be like, what the fuck was that? I just did grabbing my dick. Ozzy walked out of there and was like,

I got sexually assaulted at a barstool sports I don't even want to know. Can you see the other hand? Is the other hand on the ass? I don't know what's the other hand's

probably reaching around. Here's my one attempt. Because Chief said he had other pictures and he was like, I wish I posted this one. I don't think I've ever been fucked up enough

that I've just like blindly been like, this picture and my photo. Yeah, I don't think,'ve ever been fucked up enough that i've just like blindly been like this picture in my photo yeah i don't think i mean that even that one's kind of funny look at these cheeses and i that one's a more normal like we're night out having a good time that's also a picture you see that and you go oh they're drunk yeah but you don't go they're drunk they might fuck tonight yeah they get a kiss. Jackie's loving it. What was I going to say? What's weird, too, is he's a Cubs fan. And Ozzie, you know, that'd be like me snuggling with Joe Girardi.

Fucking kissing Brian Cashman. Yeah, and I feel like I can't speak to... He's more of like Chicago now. I get it, but it is a little bit funny. Here's my thought. What if... What if... Stand up. Let me see if this works. Let me see if, like, is a little bit funny. Here's my thought. What if, what if, stand up. Let me see if this works. Let me see if, like, my theory even is plausible.

Let's say Zach's taking a picture of us, right? Zach's taking a picture. Let's say that we've just, like, dapped up, right? And I've, like, hugged you. And then, like, I guess I've let go. And then I'm just thinking, like, when you do that, sometimes you're like, all right, like. Yeah. I would usually do a back pat.

I would go back. If I would. If I would go. I'm like, hey, good to see you, man. And then someone's like, yo, take a picture. And I'm coming back from the hug and I'm like, hey, yeah. You know what I mean? And maybe it was like.

I can see that happening. It is. You know what it is? It could be you know that very very famous picture of Muhammad Ali where he's standing over him

yeah yeah have you ever seen the video of that no it's like a split second right he just goes like real quick

it looks like he was like like standing over him posing holding he just quickly and maybe he was just a hug and a quick pat and gone and the camera just caught it

Nick said we need the live photo if there's a live photo of it maybe maybe we can explain this somehow. As with most live photos, you probably didn't see an Aussie's dick. A lot of live photos that pan down too quickly. Ah, shit. Yo, motherfucking shit.

But, and again, but you know what ruins my theory there? It's the face. Because everything we just did there, at no point are me and you caressing cheeks together. No point. I mean, that is like ear to ear, bro. Ozzy's nipped up, too. Oh, his nips are very far away from his...

Yeah, Ozzy's got fight snips. Yeah. Ozzy's got Vince McMahon nips going towards that armpit. The next morning, Chief wakes up. I mean, by the time Chief woke up, because I'm sure he's back up. Did he know? I haven't talked to him.

Did he know what he did? Did he know what he did? Did he wake up in the morning being like, what the fuck? Well, I was going to say, he woke up to, me alone, I sent like 10 tweets. Early morning Twitter crew,

I was like, look at this, look at this. I'm retweeting all the Photoshops. I think, by the way, and maybe you can help me do this, I want to set a date. I want to set a wedding date. And we're going to have an online wedding for when the day happens we'll do more photoshops

I'm going to have Ozzy and Chief get married, we'll send out we'll make some invitations like this, we'll pick a date and, yeah, what are they saying September 5th? Sure, okay, that's it shout out to whoever made this the official wedding date, save the dates now we'll send them out, Chief and Ozzy are on

Saturday, September 5th, 2022. We'll have more... They're smart. They should do this. His first tweets were very funny. He was like, everybody be cool. Did you see that? Let me get him.

He was like, everybody be cool. If you saw anything, don't say anything about it. Nothing happened. He goes, oh boy. It's so hard to find tweets of ours during the weekend where it's like, everyone just be cool.

Nobody say anything about anything. Just leave it in your mind. And then I had texted him because I wanted to be like, what happened here? He goes, dude, I don't know. I remember posing for a pic with him. Didn't mean to click that pic for that tweet.

Def didn't mean to go cheek to cheek. Because at first I was like, I'm happy that he like, good on him for letting this out into the world. Sometimes Barstool, it's like you bite the bullet for content. Like I look fat, I look gross, whatever, but it's going to be funny. But this was not one of those. He did not want that picture out there. I thought maybe someone else took it and then was like, oh, we got to post that. But nope, it was

just him. It was an accident and it has brought us such joy. And nuptials in September. So congratulations to Chief and Ozzy. I got Chief. Chief's on the line. We just kind of broke it all down it's um it's one of the funniest pictures in barstool history it's up there i said i said it's truly if you're a barstool fan i did i said it's truly a

where were you when moment i really think so guess what i wasn't even there mentally like you're like fights like your tweet got like a ton of action i had no idea i was wondering if at any point you there was enough activity that you were like let me see what's going on oh my god what have i posted you just posted that and then went back to partying went home went to bed never looked at it again yeah i didn't notice it until so we're all we're having a few right i had been i had been drinking pretty heavily it was open bar it's a great event i was having a great time and i took like a very normal looking selfie with ozzy like just hold the phone up right angle no chin issues whatsoever um and then past the my girlfriend was there and she's like oh let me take it i'm like oh sure and i and like we know ozzy like decently well

like he's come to the office several times when he comes he hangs out for like legitimately four hours so like i it like it looks like a pose it was really a candid like i hit him on the chest and then you know i get hey like look over here for the camera and i i have this thing i do everybody thinks i'm short on the internet i'm not short i'm fat and it's because i lean in like this to cover up my double chin got it so i lean in and i lean in and i go cheek to cheek with ozzy and the hand placement from the slap and it was a perfect storm and when i was too drunk i was going through i wanted to post that the other picture the normal one which i posted later and it was like well you clicked the wrong one you fucking

idiot and like it was by the time i noticed like 12 hours later it was obviously way by then you must have had so many fucking tweets and notifications and shit like did you wake up to like a like oh no like were there text messages were people like clowning you or you didn't know until you reopened twitter for the first time yeah i think it was like 7 30 the next morning and i like oh my oh god and like it was finally i didn't even know what like i was getting all these tweets i'm like what are people talking about and then i went all the way back to uh to john to yours where it's like engagement is hell yeah and i was like oh boy dude so i was just i was kind of just talking about it i was home this weekend so i was just like my my parents were asleep i was just like

sitting up like by the fire watching i don't know some movie seinfeld something on net so i was just like my my parents were asleep i was just like sitting up like by the fire watching i don't know some movie seinfeld something on netflix i was just kind of fucking around on my phone with the tv on and i went what like like it hit noise that literally startled my sleeping dog which he was like what are you doing dude and i was like, it was, it's a great picture. It's hilarious. But then. I think we look handsome. Yeah. You look fantastic. You're fucking jacked as shit, man.

Yeah, you look huge. We said that. We were like, Jake, Chief's looking fucking hot. And, and babe, let me see these fingernails. Hold, you get manicures? They look fucking beautiful. I just have like a lot of natural pigment in my fingernails. It's called DM1.

Dude, you got no, you got no hangnails. You got no cuticle problems. That's why it looked even extra engagement where it's like you make sure that your girl gets her nails done before you give her the ring so the pictures look good. I mean, it was so engagement. I did say, though, I just posited the theory that you kind of confirmed. I was saying sometimes if I see

someone, I dap it up, I give them a hug and I'll give them one of those, like, you know, good to see you, man. And it just... Never doing that never doing that again yeah yeah no more of that so are you are you telling me are you telling me that it was literally like one two and and she caught it or like you did that and kind of just left it there or i guess you're not gonna remember but i mean it's fuzzy but like you know like i'm a dap up guy and like i am like guilty like when i drink i tell everybody i love them i'm yeah i love you i'm gonna fight you yeah i prefer rather a lover yeah there are this office there are a couple of the other ones

but like that's just kind of how i am and i I do – I love Ozzy. Like, that affectionate – Is there no Cubs, White Sox beef with him? He's transcended that? He's just a cool guy? I – yeah, I never, like – all of that beef is really more so on the White Sox side because it's, like, an inferiority complex. So, I never had, like, any ill will towards Ozzy at all. Right, right.

And he's still in the media. Like, he still does the posting shows. Like, I don't watch a lot of White Sox baseball but I'll tune in to the post game show because he's just like electric and if they had a bad it's especially when they have a bad day because he just rips them he's the only guy in town that really kind of tells tells it like it is and he does it and he's hilarious so I love Ozzy and and I because I like I'm comfortable with him now I had no problem like hey you know like yeah hug it up yeah latin dap it up like try to be boys and it was just like yeah it was like one of those like perfect storm self-inflicted like wound like internet was but now he has

for this company where yeah no well i saw some people even giving you credit being like do you think chief knew and like posted it on purpose? I was like, I'm not going to go that far, but you do turn lemons into lemonade when these things happen and run with it. I've seen Ozzy retweeting some of the Photoshops and, like, having fun. Have you talked to him at all? No, I talked to his son a little bit, but not really. But his Photoshop, I would say the top two were joey

langone's and then ozzy's ozzy's put us at medieval times you guys have medieval times up there yeah yeah what what what just for fun is there a backstory he just was like fuck it we're going to million times it is like a very chicago thing like it's in the suburbs like i don't know why he chose medieval times but i saw him like that's great i love you so uh someone i had the idea for this and then someone went ahead and just did it they made an invitation and set the date of september 5th 2022 and i think you guys should have a fake internet wedding i'm there is it a saturday yeah saturday saturday september 5th i guess that would be like labor day we'll figure out a date i think you guys should have a fake wedding.

Maybe either on the internet or maybe just go back to the bar and have a little get-together. You should rent a tux. We'll play shout the first 30. There you go. With some fucking burrata. Eat the burrata, play shout early, and fucking go. All right, man. I mean, it is – I don't want to get,

you know, recency bias here, but man, I think that's going to hold up. I think that is a fucking legendary Barstool photo. The cheeks is so funny too. Your ear to ear

with those sweaty drunk guys. It's amazing. Oh, and it's like, I was like sober enough to know I still have to lean in for pictures, but not sober enough to be like, don't tweet that

picture. Dangerous place to be. Dangerous spot to be. That's that muscle memory. Once you work at Barstool and you start taking pictures all the time you get muscle memory. You see an iPhone in front of you, you're like,

you stick the tongue to the roof of your mouth get rid of that double chin. I don't think I know that trick You flex so it doesn't get baggy Am I doing it now? Well don't do it with your teeth Just push to the roof of your mouth I honestly don't notice a difference when I do it

But I've heard all the time that it's what you gotta do I've looked in the mirror I've worked on This isn't the first time this has come up I've definitely not seen it really I've worked on it. This isn't the first time this has come up. I've definitely not seen it really matter, but I still do it every time. Yeah, you straighten up. You do that.

You could be blind drunk in your body. Just do it. You've got to hit the hangers. Dave always gives me shit for the lean in, and I'm like, buddy, I'm doing it for you so you don't look so short well congratulations on the engagement great stuff thank you i'm going on uh out and about tomorrow made it to pay reddit now i gotta do that podcast so not exactly how i want to do the barstool car wash like finally do something that's like sort of viral and it's like the most embarrassing thing ever. Whatever man, ride the

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it's Danny Tanner it's Bob Saget he's the one Harry Morgan Harry Morgan's my number one he gave his son a code if you realize your kid is a murdering psychopath and you just teach him to kill bad people,

pretty good dad. Who'd you Google? Just some random guy named Harry Morgan. Dexter. Dexter's dad. It is... Dexter? That voice he had, too?

Like, no, it's got to follow the code, Dexter. And, oh, wait a minute. Wait a minute. Yes, everything you just said but also he picked him up in a puddle of blood in a fucking container block cause it's not

is it his real son? no it's not it's an adopted son an adopted psychopath in a puddle of blood realized was a psychopath obviously because of watching his mother get fucking sliced to pieces. With a chainsaw. With a chainsaw.

And then rather than saying, you know what, this one goes to the system, he said, I'll just train you to kill animals and bad people and we're good to go. If we're going to find loopholes in the show, Dexter, I don't think a baby would have much trauma. I don't know. They say that it can. Yeah? I don't know about enough where you would be fine. But you don't think a baby would have much trauma. I don't know. They say that it can. I don't know about enough where you would be. You don't have memories. How do you have trauma? I guess you kind of do. You don't have memories, but your body

and your brain. I tend to agree with you, but they say that from day one, you can influence them. It's really something as jarring as that. I don't know. I think you just throw them in a fucking room for like three years. They're good, yeah. Why?

To give him a bath. Dry the blood off him. We're good to go. He's fine. He'll be all good. Great, great choice. I'm going to go kind of loophole here. It's like I'm picking Uncle Phil.

Fuck! But not for his fatherhood towards Carlton and... Oh, not who I thought. Okay, never mind. And it's not about Carlton and Ashley and Hillary. It's about what he did. He became Will's father figure. Even though he's Uncle Phil and he's Will's uncle,

he took him in and gave him the father hood figure, father figure he needed. And so, it's more like Father Will than Uncle Will, but man, that's... Uncle Phil. Uncle Phil. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And, cause, you know, the other side of things,

Will's actual dad, what a bag of shit that fucking guy is. When he goes on the road and doesn't take him anymore fucking awful and honestly in real life too that's the famous scene where

like he really was breaking down and Phil Avery like hugs Will Smith and was like that's how you fucking act really?

yeah he whispered in his ear like that's some fucking acting kid because they went over it and he like was training him and it was like this big deal and he said while they were hugging he was like that's some fucking acting kid that's pretty cool yeah it was an awesome moment um so who'd you get all who do you think it's gonna be phil dunphy you mean uh what clive bixby yeah yeah i love phil yeah phil dunphy phil dunphy

has a legitimate shot at the number one dad. At the number one dad? Yeah. Yeah, absolutely. Absolutely. 100%. If you think about, like, the fucking, like, just the goofy stuff, but also when he turns on dad. Like, he's a great dad who, like, loves his family, devoted to his family, all that shit. But he is, when he does, like, the one thing when she's dating Jason Manzoukas, the Jean guy.

Yes. Right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's, like, he comes out of the elevator. I, like, tear up, bro. Yeah Manzoukas, the gene guy, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And he's like, he comes out of the elevator. I like to hear up, bro. And he's like, no, that's my little girl. I'm going to get,

and she's in the other elevator. I was like, this is fucking, don't, Phil, don't! Also, not to forget, when he was giving back shots to fucking

Julie Bowen. That was unbelievable, that scene. The sheet over them, her head out i think that'd be the first time the doggy style was done on like broadcast 247 yeah unbelievable moment um i'm gonna go with i mean one of the worst dads ever really to be honest be honest. There's some ones that you love, but are pretty bad dads when you think about it.

I'm going to go with... What I was about to go with is not, because I know you're not going to pick that, what I was going to say. So now I'm not going to say it. I'm going to try. Fuck, I knew you were going to see me. Like invisible? I don't think you're going to see me. Like invisible? I don't think I'm going to pick this either, but I'm going to go with Al Bundy.

Okay, yeah. Al Bundy, just a bag of shit dad. Just a horrible dad. I never saw it. I wasn't like not allowed to watch Married With Children, but that's just not like. Yeah, no, it was a little bit like edgier. I can see some parents. I was young, I think.

I don't even really remember like. I'm not picking him at all for his fatherhood. Fathering abilities. It's just he's an awesome dude. He's just... You know what is so fucking unbelievable about Mario Children? It's the reverse trope. Peggy just

constantly wants to fuck. And Al Bundy's like, no. I just want to relax on the couch. And I find that to be so much more of a real trope than the opposite where it's like the husband wants to get laid and the mom's like, oh, I got a headache or whatever. He's just like, Peggy is just this slutty, like, you want to fuck Al? And he's like, no. Also, he just goes, he works in a shoe store and he just just refuses to sell or help out fat women.

It's unbelievable. Unbelievable. One of the OG misogynists. Shout out. And you could even say him as a- No! Okay. Proceed.

Frank Reynolds. Wow. Frank Reynolds. All you want, he's just one of the guys. Right? One of the fellas. He's just a buddy. He's just a friend.

Right? He's a fucking ATM who's fucking down the clown. I did not even. He didn't even hit my radar, man. Yeah, Frankie. Yeah, that's a great. Frankie V. God, he's the best.

Yo, unlimited money and down the clown. That's what you want in a day. That's fucking lootly. Man, when you think about it like that, that opens up a lot of... There's so many shows I've got to think of now. Because this is generally going to be like sitcoms and shit, but no. I don't have any shows I watched as a child on my list. Which I think is a good thing for my dad.

In my formative years, my dad hole was filled. My dad hole. I wasn't looking at the television for a fucking dad. As I get older, I'm like, that's a sick dad. That's a dad I want to be. I get to Frank Reynolds pretty quickly. It's one, make sure my psychopath kids are okay. Two, I don't know.

I mean, Phil's down to clown, too. Phil's down to clown with fucking. No, Phil's your most heartfelt. The rest is going to just be dirt balls. What? No, because. While you're still thinking. Four is Jay Pritchett.

Because, again, Phil. Who's that? Oh, Jay. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Jay is. Marry a hot, older fucking younger Mexican woman. He just likes to drink whiskey and chill. Drink scotch and chill.

But also, his big father scene when he fires Manny's friend at the factory. I don't remember. I don't know that show as well. And he fires Manny's friend at the factory because he... At the closet factory because he almost hurt Manny and Manny's mad at him for firing him

he's like that's my friend you know he's nice he doesn't deserve to be fired and he's like listen he put my kid in danger you don't get a second chance with that or you put my son in danger

and then Manny's like did you call me your son and he's like of course you're my son you idiot and yeah it's a good scene I'm gonna I'm gonna go ahead and one up you want Always Sunny and pick Dennis Reynolds And he's like, of course you're my son, you idiot. Yeah, it's a good scene.

I'm going to go ahead and one-up you on Always Sunny and pick Dennis Reynolds. That's right. Father. It's a TV father. For all obvious reasons. We don't need to go through it, but yeah. Father. Love it.

So that was fourth? We're each on four? Yes, I'm on five now. You're on four, yeah. That was my fourth. No, because did he just double up? Yeah, you need four now. You need four, yeah. Okay, so we kind of sneaked it there.

So I'll go with my next one. Maybe a little bit of a controversial choice here, but I think at the end of the day, he was doing it for the right reasons, Walter White. He absolutely was not doing it for the right reasons. No, he was doing it for the right reasons walter white yeah he absolutely was not doing for the right reasons well originally he was doing it for the right reasons originally yeah at the end of the day the end of the day he went down that road to provide for his family and you know maybe fucking killed like a dozen people along the way and absolutely ruined that family but they're going to college for free somehow. Some way, okay? Maybe through some

like fucking widows and widows. What's going on? You alright? What's happening? I don't know. I don't know. I just like moved weird and that was kind of funny. I just kept doing it. You are a child. Walter White. Last one. I did

really good on this list. Eric. No. No. What do you mean no? He's on this list. Eric Taylor. No, no. What do you mean no? He's a bad dad. Eric Taylor is not a bad dad. Eric Taylor? You think that his kids ended up good?

He's a good coach. I think Eric Taylor. Julie hated him. Julie didn't hate him. Julie resented him. Julie was a teenage girl for a couple of seasons. Yo, he's a bad father and a bad husband. You are.

That's the day. I mean, he. I will not have this argument. He begrudgingly gives Tammy Taylor her shot at the end. Bro, what are you talking about? For like 50 years, it's all about him. It is. And he finally succumbs and is like, yeah, we'll go.

Dude, Tammy runs that household. They are equals? Perhaps. No. No, they are more than equals. They are not. Tammy is in charge. He might be the breadwinner, but Tammy's in charge.

Tammy's in charge because she has had to put her entire life on hold for the Dillon fucking Panthers. No, because he respects her. Imagine that. Imagine your entire life. You don't get to Panthers. No, because he respects her. Imagine that. Imagine your entire life. You don't get to live out any of your dreams or anything because of these fucking high school kids. What are you talking about? She gets a job in season one.

She becomes a guidance counselor in season one. At the fucking high school. Do you think she wants to be a guidance counselor at some shitty school? Yes, because that's what she went to school for. That's how you make it. You're a guidance counselor. You go to school for guidance counseling. She finally worked at this accredited university after putting her life on hold for fucking- No, after fucking working her way through the system, Kevin! She had to go guidance counselor, vice principal, vice principal, principal!

That's how you build! It's like fucking coach! It's like coach going for fucking coach. Pee-wees just want the new assistant coach, head coach of the high school team working with offensive coordinator of the college team then he bailed on that dream with Frank Dillon that's how you fucking progressing in a career bro she could have been so much more

than a fucking guidance counselor are you talking guidance counselor is a fucking admirable position Kevin no it is not you're saving kids lives out there every day, turning Tyra around. No, you're just kidding. Tyra would be on the pole

if it wasn't for fucking Tammy Taylor. As far as a father, he had Julie, who was like, she hoed it up that one season and was a fucking, and was totally miserable. She's a teenage girl.

And then, and he respected her sexuality. And then, what's her name? She wanted to make sure they were being safe. Remember when he caught them? What's her name? When she fell sure You were being safe Remember when he caught them When she fell asleep On the couch with Saracen They came home

And said I'll be being safe Remember What was her name Baby Belle or something like that Gracie Belle Gracie Belle That fucking alien of a baby Yeah

One of the other children Of the history of television It's like You failed as a dad Because you created a creature I don't know what happened To your DNA But it was not human

Yeah Friday Night Lights is fucking prequel, like Lord of the Rings. Right. That baby came out with hooves and a tail. That thing was growing antlers. That baby was, yo, it's very hard to be like a super ugly baby, but she was fucking gruesome. Look at that

fucking kid. Yeah. Look at that middle picture right there. Right? No, like, uh, on second row middle. I mean, that looks like Gollum. Look at that. Look at that middle picture right there. Right? No, like second row middle. I mean, that looks like Gollum. Look at the dome on that baby. Mrs. Coach was eight. That baby looks like Christopher Lloyd. Mrs. Coach is the real fucking star of that show.

She put her life on hold for that whole fucking family and those stupid fucking kids. You guys are nuts. You're nuts. You're going to be so in the minority on this opinion. It's crazy. I think there's like blue checks who have written that before.

I'm going to go back to being a libcuck queer over this one. I have one more. Yeah. You know, part of me wanted to go cartoon with it just for fun. You know, the Homers and Frank Hill.

Hank Hill. Part of me wanted to go Seinfeld for Mr. Costanza, Frank Costanza. Great one. All the time. But I forgot what I was going to say, Frank Costanza. Great one. But, I forgot what I was going to say, so hang on. Oh, one of the greatest

patriarchs in all of families of all time, George Bluth. Just the top of that family. You could say it for any of them. You could say it for Michael. You could say it for any of them. You could say it for Michael. You could say it for Job.

I think he fathered a kid along the way, right? You could say it, but at the top, George Sr. Yeah. I mean, he's... That scene where he's like a father, a husband, and a wife. Oh, you want to apply the Eric Taylor rules

to George real quick? Yeah. His wife who gave up her dream? His daughter who's an adult hoe? Her dream. Married to a gay man. Lucille's dream was to fucking sit at home, drink martinis, and be mean to everybody.

He gave her her dreams. When he goes, a father, a husband, and wife cannot be tried for the same crimes. He's like, that's absolutely not true. Fuck. Got the worst fucking lawyers. That's like episode that's absolutely not true fuck got the worst fucking lawyers that's like episode one it is oh one of the funniest scenes ever did the the lucille when he began when he converts and becomes jewish

oh man lucille's fucking see her her drinking episode when i'm so blind is my favorite when she's taking pills and drinking and they're like mike she's just michael says you can't do you can't be drinking while you take those pills it's got a wink on the bottle and it looks at it and it's it's because it says it causes drowsiness yes she does the eye winking i was like nine whatever age i was i don't know but i was like that's fucking genius. That wink is so fucking good. All right, so get at us. Top five TV dads.

There's a ton. There's so many good ones. Funny, actual good dads or funny ones. So tweet at us. Let us know. Voicemail time. Let's do it. Hey, guys.

So I was thinking about this last night. Growing up, I had this one friend that I hung out with a lot. And her parents were like, they had stupid rules, stupid strict rules that my parents just didn't have. Her bedtime was 7 o'clock, my bedtime was 8.30, which I was eating dinner at 7 o'clock, she was going to bed. They weren't allowed to watch certain shows on Disney or nickelodeon like shows made for kids that their parents like deemed inappropriate um things like that like weren't allowed to like play like in the woods behind their house like things you do as a kid that like they just weren't allowed to do um which is funny because this was also the same friend that i discovered porn with on the internet

at like 10 years old so her parents weren't doing that good of a job. But anyways, my question to you is, what is like something really stupid growing up that like your friend's parents were strict about that like was a buzzkill every time you went to their house? Thanks. Oh, man. Honking the horn.

You probably, you didn't even live, bro. You should, I'm going to drive you around and just honk the horn. People are going to wave. People are going to come out of houses. You're going to get such a fucking thrill out of it. My mom never let me do this. I went to, my house was the snack house. My house was the Wild West, man.

We had a pool. We had all the soda, all the snacks. We had all the Nintendo video game consoles. We watched all the movies. We did have a Nintendo video game consoles. We watched all the movies. We did have a bedtime. That was about it. Otherwise, it was a wild west in my crib. It's not the vibe I get from you or your family.

Not the fun part, but what I'm about to say is the... I feel like growing up is kind of learning that the fun friend's house was just the poor friend's house. Yeah. Your parents will love you. is kind of learning that the fun friend's house was just the poor friend's house. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Oh, your parents will love you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Your parents just don't give... You were in an accident and your parents are sick of taking care of you. Right, yeah. That's why we don't have bedtime because dad's passed out. That's why it doesn't matter.

That's why we can eat all the junk food because mom's not cooking for us. Yep. No, my parents really... I don't know how they did it. I remember my friend. He'd be like, yeah, I'm going to my buddy's house

and we could just do... His parents were never home. We could do whatever the fuck we wanted. Yeah, we'd play with fire. Yeah. No, my parents really, I don't know how they did it. I remember my friend. He'd be like, yeah, I'm going to my buddy's house. And we could just do, like his parents were never home. We could do whatever the fuck we wanted. Yeah, we'd play with fire. Yeah. Oh, bro, we played with so much fire. We would fucking see what we could take to paint off with fucking power washers. We'd fucking, you know, big, like we'd wear hockey gloves and just fucking put them in front of the power washer and see if it cut through. We just fucking destroyed shit.

Yeah, you'd break things. We fucking fought with PVC pipe. Just like fucking destroyed shit. Yeah, you break things. We fucking fought with PVC pipe just like fucking huge. Whacking each other. Yeah. Bro, in the backyard. Because their house

was like broken because they were doing it. You know what happened? Just hitting each other. Here's what happened. Your friend's family was a happy home for a time. The dad decided like

let's get an extension put on the house. Then all of a sudden he lost his job. He couldn't cash in his stock options or some shit. They end up being poor so half their house is under construction for the rest of time there's pvc pipes and power washers laying around with some torches and nail guns and he was running

around breaking shit because he lost his job so he's depressed and he's like passed out taking a fucking nap meanwhile the mom is just like drinking xanax and uh eating xanax and drinking martinis for fucking brunch she's banging like the the pool guy or whatever, you know? Open, like, I remember I was, like, a child. I was like, these two adults do not even like each other. Yeah, right. They're not even trying. They're not even trying.

This is uncomfortable. But let me say, for what she's talking about, I also did have, like, a very religious family where, like, they were just, like, strict dork parents.ork parents yeah i mean like i had those dorks you know and they just like wouldn't let us have like any good snack i remember like i would go to um so there's two on my block one that was like they were just you know they would be like it's time to play like do you want to do like your activity books with like math problems and shit it's like we're gonna go play like in the creek.

I'm going to go get a concussion. We're going to jump out of trees and land on the ground. I had no less than three concussions in a week at my friend's house. At my fun friend's house. We were backyard wrestling once on a patio. There was maybe an inch of snow and we're chokeslamming each other onto a patio.

Like a rock. Stone patio. There's snow out there. You'll be fine. I once went to this kid's house, Danny's house, and they were at snack time, and they gave us celery sticks. With peanut butter, which is fine now, but as a kid I was like... You and Anton LaLonde made it cute.

Fuck that. I fucked with Anton LaLonde. It was like, you know, we're doing cookies and donuts and shit at my house. Let's go. So the snacks were big ones. the snacks were a big one. No soda was a big one. Like, we guzzled soda at my house. Other places would be like, do you want some juice? I was like, fuck no, bitch.

Do you want some milk with that? No, I want some cold-ass Coca-Cola. Fuck you. But I don't know how my parents did it. I would love to – I hope I can do the same sort of wizardry. They were not strict, and I, like, didn't take that for granted so i like didn't fuck around much like i didn't do anything real bad except for the time we almost killed that guy with a car but um like it was like when the chips are down i'm not gonna like push the envelope

because my parents did like give me a lot of slack so i'm not gonna like i'm gonna repay them by like not being a total degenerate because they did like let me party a little bit let me stay up late let me do these things here and there i was rarely a couple times i got like in real trouble for going out and partying most you know my parents were really good at and i don't know how to do this balance whenever i thought i was fucked my parents were cool and they were like like how can we like how can i help you fix this or whatever you know so whenever i was like i am so going to, you know, my like life is over. They, they came through and I was like, oh wow. Like that was awesome.

So I'm not going to do that again. But you can also have kids who just take that for granted who are like, oh, okay. I'm going to keep doing this, you know? And I don't know why. I don't know. Maybe I'm just so fucking awesome. I didn't, I didn't do those things. You're so kind.

But, um, but it is like, you know, you run the risk of being strict. It's like you keep your daughter locked up in the basement, then she's a fucking whore in college. So you got to like let her whore when she's in high school. I don't know. I don't know how this fucking works. I don't know. I didn't have anywhere that had like very strict rules.

So like we had that one friend's house that was just lawless. But then like everywhere else was like. I'm just picturing like john shows up and there's someone in the front you're like hey john i was like go ahead bro yeah i shot guns in the air yeah big guns that's where i watched porn for the first time like everything happened at that house fucking yeah i mean i have i'm the man i'm today because of that house it's like I'm gonna go home to my parents who love me like I always felt like okay man

like I hope your dad doesn't hit you with a belt tonight my dad's gonna hug me but I think you get beat same time tomorrow see ya can I grab a little

Debbie snack for the road you got those cosmic brownies or whatever there's always so many little Debbie snacks that's what they had for dinner because they're poor You got those cosmic brownies or whatever? There's always so many Little Debbie's Nights. That's what they had for dinner because they're poor. All right, next up.

What's up, guys? Scott Anthony here. I was on your very successful internet game show at one point, Social Distancing. That's what's up. And my question for you is, what's the one technology that's supposed to make our lives

more convenient that actually make your lives less convenient? KFC, I know you've talked about Bluetooth headphones versus wired headphones. I'm looking for more things in that category. My answer is self-checkouts. I think self-checkouts are the fucking worst. At some point in the process of self-checkouts i think self-checkouts are the fucking worst

some point in the process of self-checkouts i always have to call over like an actual human being to help me out uh so really i would just rather prefer to go to a regular checkout uh like that's the answer i mean that is the number one right now one day one day they will perfect this and it will be awesome because, like, I don't want to go to a person. I have to

because of, like, the shortcomings of the technology. The CVS of my apartment. Please, like, please put the last, put the weighted item in the thing. And it's like,

I did! I fucking did! And you have to call them over. And I remember, I've been shopping a lot more recently. I've been getting more groceries and I have to get shit for the kids and stuff.

And so, I'll do it and I'll try to do it on my own. As soon as the person comes over, I'm like, don't leave. Stay here. It's going to happen again in two seconds. They go and do some shit and then you're stuck and the people are looking at you. I'm like, it's not my fault, man. You saw me put the fucking cheese down there. I don't know why it didn't register.

What do you want me to fucking do? Then you take it off. You put it back on. You scan it again. That's when I usually end up stealing shit. I'm just like, you know what? It's not working. I'm taking it. I tried. I tried to fucking pay you. That's a great one. up stealing shit. I'm just like, you know what? It's not working. I'm taking it. I tried. I tried to fucking pay you. But that's a great one. And similar to that, I was tweeting about it this weekend. Credit card technology is just all over the map.

All over the map. And they're finally getting it right with the tap. But we need to universalize that. We need that to be absolutely everything. Because when you don't tap and you got to insert... Remember we swiped? We were all good with swiping. all knew how to swipe chip came on and then the chip came out way too early and then even when we tried to we started to figure out the chip it was one of those like you have to put it in the atm and leave it there the whole time so then people sometimes

lost it so then they put the beep so you didn't lose it it was loud it was like or you had to take it before you got the money leaving your car chip in too long was akin to setting off a nuke. Yeah. There were major, major noises being made. It was dumb and dumber. You want to hear the most annoying sound in the world? Yeah, you used to take your money and run, and then you leave your card in there. So then they came up with, we do the chip.

Me too. The chip and dip. You know, you put The chip and dip. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But now sometimes if it is an insert, you don't know whether you're going to leave or just dip. So I dip it and it says, oh, your card didn't read. I'm like, oh, I got to leave it in. I didn't fucking know that. Because some of these places don't have the fucking tap.

Everybody's got to have the tap soon. And the chip was designed to like, I think it's safer. But boy, it just threw a wrench in the whole fucking thing. Yeah, it thing yeah i don't know what my answer for this is this is fucking i know one was uh back in the day uh electronic or automatic seat belts oh yeah moved over and that was annoying i remember my grandma used to fucking she'd be ripping a cig in the car and she duck underneath it oh actually i think this got cut out from last episode so i'm gonna say it again seatbelts ruined my life yeah wait what seatbelts because they went right between my fat set of tits right right and everyone made fun of me in the car yeah you had those fucking parents doing like you gotta have your seatbelts on what

do you think you're doing without your seatbelts on i think I'm hiding my fucking melons is what I'm doing, Ellen. I'd rather die than show you my tits right now. Because you can do it. You can fucking go behind you. I forgot about the automatic seatbelt. And so I don't know how they need to do it, but I was thinking, I got in the car the other day, and I was driving, and I was with the

kid, and I'm trying to put it on, and I was like, there should be a way to do this automatically successfully. Some sort of, I don't know, you just push a button and it's like, you know what I mean? It feels like if you're looking at the cyber truck coming out, you're telling me you have to reach and grab that and buckle in?

That seems weird. I think anything Bluetooth, we know you. Bluetooth is my least favorite technology in the history of the world. Voice activated is a good one where it good one where it doesn't really register. Oh, I know what it is. It's voice texting, Kevin. Nah, that shit's fire.

Kevin voice texted me the other day. He's actually a pretty good voice texter. You got to clarify. It's the voice note because there's the talk to text. I think talk to text is another one that is not really there yet. It doesn't know slang. It's got to learn to cut out likes you know i'm gonna say like a bunch of times don't type it don't text it uh but yeah voice notes of the future bro get on board i know i i that i i i'll just stop like i'll just stop texting okay it will it will just help me achieve my goal faster

in fact i'm pro voice text you know know why? Because you're not kind. Yeah. I am. Like I said, you actually had a good voice text last night or whatever it was. It's when you got to deliver a joke, really. Yeah. It's not going to translate on text. Let me say it.

Fucking. Fuck. There's got to be something. I got to have something. You know what I think is one? Bluetooth. I feel like I'm such a goddamn whiner. I feel like I've just complained about online already. Bluetooth whiner. I feel like I'm just complaining about all mine already. It's Bluetooth.

Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. It's fucking, uh, voice text. It's, uh,

you know, what is one that I think is not necessarily like designed to make your life easier. And I don't even know what's here yet, but I think, uh, like sex, sex technology is going to get like out of control.

I think like, yeah, we were like, we started like a fleshlight and like a doll. And then like, we just got out of control with it think. We started with a fleshlight and a doll and then we just got out of control with it and people stopped fucking it. When we get to virtual reality where you're going to have these things

that you're fucking while you're watching, we're not going to procreate anymore. I really don't think I'm ever going to be into that. I don't think we are. When you're born into it, it's like you used to jerk off to fucking magazines. We jerked off to regular porn. They're going to jerk off to virtual porn.

Then the next people are going to be like, oh, you used to just beat it with your hand? We like fuck these things. Yeah. Why would you not? If you were like 13 and someone was like, this is just how we do it, you would just fuck things.

It's better with your hand, bro. It's easier with your hand. It's not better. It's easier. Yeah, but easier is better. But they're going to make some shit that fucking cleans it up. Bro, imagine if you could just leave a load of doll and just...

You got to get undressed to come? You got to get dressed to come? Undressed. Like, you got to fuck that thing? Bro, I fucking... I got a hole in my pocket now. All right, last voicemail from Jack Harlow here. What's up, KFC Fights, Jackie, Nick, everybody?

I was listening to your podcast today, the one from Thursday, about you saying the top five most famous women of all time. I wasn't sure whether you said they were alive or not, because the thing I instantly thought of was the Virgin Mary, that fraud woman who birthed the Jesus or whatever. Just because we know this guy's Jewish doesn't mean the Jesus. Fuck you. Talking down on my religion.

Mother Teresa? Like, come on. Unless we're going alive. If we're going dead, we've got to be those women. You're definitely going to die. You're definitely going to on yeah everyone we listen to fuck you who are you know if you want to say five most famous men women of all time all time okay dead alive doesn't matter okay men and women

let's do i mean jesus the prophet muhammad um buddha is that a thing is that a guy uh buddha's guy by the way did you Muhammad. Buddha? Is that a thing? Is that a guy? Buddha's a guy. By the way, did you know fucking Gandhi's a piece of shit? Yeah.

I didn't know that. Well, I don't know that. Yeah, yeah. I think he had like 50 wives and they beat him and shit, right? And he was a hornball, right? But like he wouldn't, like he had like little girls sleeping in bed. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He tried to do that to like avoid them like he had the temptation

yeah yeah that's what fucking Fogel said too um the uh the uh those are like the three

big religious ones right Hitler huh Hitler yeah Hitler again we've said this before man fucking

Hitler put asses in the sea say what you want about Hitler and there's plenty you can say but that motherfucker left a lasting impression. He ruined the name Adolf. Clout like you read about. Ruined the middle mustache. Swastika, which has completely reinvented it. Imagine someone just came out today and was so evil, the Nike swoosh meant something different when they were done. That dude's good at branding. He was a marketing ever again. I'll give you that. Yeah, no, he was a marketing genius.

He would be so viral. If Hitler was an influencer right now, he would have like 400 million followers. He would like double up the rock. He was fiery, man. Yeah. He had passion, bro. By the way, speaking of the rock.

It's crazy. Speaking of the rock. I saw a tweet the other day. Wait, what's our fifth though? Is there any woman on there? I guess Virgin Mary, maybe? Yeah, Mary's on there. Speaking of the rock. I saw a tweet the other day. Wait, what's our fifth though? Is there any woman on there? I guess Virgin Mary maybe? Yeah, Mary's on there. That fucking lying bitch.

Mary's on there. You got that Mary on there. Oh, you didn't fuck anybody? Suspect. Whatever. She probably fucked a Jew. She was also fucking a child. She did.

She was Jewish. Yeah, yeah, yeah. She was out there fucking Catholics. What the hell? They were. It is so fucking, fucking, fucking pussy of the Catholics to be like, the leader of our religion is a different religion. Like, fucking pussy.

Could you imagine if Jesus, like, theoretically, I guess when Jesus first came back, it was kind of the beginning of it all. Fucking pussies. Could you imagine if Jesus, like, theoretically, I guess when Jesus first came back, it was kind of the beginning of it all. But if Jesus, I guess when Jesus first came back, he should have been like, you guys aren't Jews anymore? What the fuck? Yeah. You know what I mean? The other one's the real one, guys.

Yeah, like the second coming, he should be like, oh, the Jews are coming with me. Yeah, you guys are all fucking wrong. Fuck, what were you saying before we went off on yeah uh um fuck it was uh oh the rock yeah the rock bro what are you out on when i'm not out on anything when casamigos sold for a billion dollars they were moving 160 000 crates of tequila no a, a year. 160,000. Oh, yeah, that's a lot. Okay.

Dwayne Johnson is moving 600,000 crates a year with his tequila. Wow. Oh, Casamigo. He's Terra Mana. Terra, yeah. Holy shit. When Casamigo sold for a Billy, it was moving 106,000 cases a year. Terra Mana is moving 600,000 cases a year right now.

Wow. Fuck, that guy's got it like that dude he's like as much as famous and successful as you think he is like double it

yeah whatever wealth you think he has it's I imagine Tao I don't know how to pronounce it T-A-O

is like his energy tea I imagine that's doing quite well all of it all of it man cause it's just I was listening to Two Bears One Cave

and Bert said he was like, I wanted to become a tequila guy and I thought, alright, I'm just going to do it because The Rock does it. And that's what the world, the whole world does that. Tequila's fire. He said that and then, how about this, to give those guys a shout out, The Rock DM'd Bert and was like, oh, I didn't know you were a tequila

guy, I'll send you some Taramana. Like, man, when you got like I'm also a tequila guy. I know, I know. I was thinking like, how can we get that? I like whiskey and I like tequila. Those are my two drinks. Yeah, please send me that. Something to note, Dwayne. George Clooney, the rock, anybody.

It was funny. They were talking, you know, Bert's always got these grand ideas and Tom always kind of like knocks it down. Which, by the way, I would like to join in with Bert on Winston Churchill Day, which I believe is January 25th. Oh, is it soon? I think so. I thought it was May for some reason. Google that. Winston Churchill Day.

It'd probably be better if it was May. Yeah, it might not be. A little more time to bounce back. April 9th. Oh, that was what day, though? Like, it's not when... No, I don't think it's that. It's like, Google Winston Churchill Day scotch champagne cigar. Because I think it's his birthday that he did it on, not like the day that they...

No, I think it's just every day he does it. Right, okay, you're right. Because he actually doesn't drink that much. So do Winston Churchill Day... I think it's just Bert did it first. Bert said January 24th, Winston Churchill Day. Okay, 25. Bert had an idea to start a racing, like Two Bears, One Cave racing.

It was very funny. He does not know anything about F1. So he was like, Lewis Hamilton, let's get him on the show. Can we get him on the show? Call him up. And he didn't know how much money was made and how any of it worked. But he was like, let's start two bears one cave racing and i'm sitting there the whole time thinking like that's a good idea like and f1 is so affluent

like they probably couldn't like just get a fucking racing team and be on it tomorrow but like tom likes racing and knows the cars and knows like that world and i think they're popular enough that like the rock and people will be like, yeah, all right, we'll do something with these guys. We'll get us more fans in the comedy world and all this shit. And Tom was kind of like pooh-poohing it because he's like, no, dude, we're not big enough to do this. And the whole time I'm thinking, man, that's how the world works these days.

You got star power in one industry. You can get into another one. There are no barriers of entry. Would you have told me that Logan could box box may floyd mayweather and you know like these things are possible and then he's like i bet you i bet you barcelona will do it i bet you barcelona would think about that let's call let's call kfc like maybe like he'll tell you this is a good idea and then for whatever reason they don't end up calling but then um as he's talking about burke goes so i don't i don't even think i have his number. I don't even know. I was like, God damn it, Burt! We've been over this long balls.

You don't even know him. You have my fucking number? Shit! Call me next time! But he was like, we got to, he was like, Barstool's going to start a fucking, oh, and then, so the reason was really funny. He was saying, because I think Dave Portnoy

is just watching all of our moves and doing them before we do them. I bet you he's going to start barstool racing before us because they also – he wanted to start a sports – Yeah, yeah, yeah. So that's why I came. He's like, I bet you he's going to start barstool racing. I bet you he drinks Kool-Aid all day.

I bet you he's brushing his teeth with soap. And he just started listing all these things that Bert does. I was like, you brush your teeth with soap? I think he was like – I've never heard that episode, but I'm assuming with Bert it's like it just saves time. You just wash up and do it all I think so knowing Burt knowing Burt is one of those bitches

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Is that home for you? Oh, man, I've got so many goddamn homes. Okay, all right. Home is where the heart is, and the heart's not here anymore. I hear that. I hear that. I hear that. I'm done with L.A. I did 35 years here.

I know, man. I mean, that place seems hard to handle 35 minutes, let alone 35 years. Particularly 35 years ago. I feel like maybe it's ever-changing, and it's always really hard, but I feel like when I think of Hollywood 35 years ago, it's like that's some real grind shit. No, I got to say, 35 years ago, it's like, that's some real grind shit. I gotta say, 35 years ago, I was

about last night opened, I was hot, I was making movies, I was going to premieres, I was dining, I was dating, I had money in my pocket, I had a car.

All right. Never mind. It sounds awesome. Yeah, I was going to say. It was fucking awesome. As someone, it's like when you're older, do you want to be a young kid in Hollywood or an old man in Hollywood? I think I know the answer. I got to tell you. Now it's like, you know, since the industry's changed, you don't even have to be here, you know?

Right. Now, I always bring up with people who kind of were in the older Hollywood, an article I read in Hollywood Reporter maybe or Variety, I forget exactly what publication it was, but it was about how social media changed Hollywood and how- You know what? It started with digital music. It started with that and it started with digital music. It started with that, and it started with the digital.

You know, once the DVDs and the VHSes went out, it just changed everything. It changed financing, foreign money. It just changed everything. But this... Then COVID really changed it because now everything's on Zoom. Right. I have this press tour.

I used to go to Chicago, New York, Dallas, do interviews, go from one building to another. Now it's all on Zoom. And it's like you can be in a farm in Oregon and run your business. The only time you have to leave is when you actually shoot a movie, which I did. Now, but that article was specifically talking about how the social media changed nightlife. And if social media had been around in your heyday when we were at premieres, when we got per diem,

we got some money in the pocket, do you think that would have altered how you went out? Do you think that would have prevented you from going out maybe? Like the privacy aspect of whatever your behavior is might be out there on the internet the next day. Well, I'm a Midwest kid, so I'm all right. My behavior was – Yeah.

Well, you know what? That's a good point, though. I was like a Midwest kid. I was like that that the eagles song you know boy from the midwest the hollywood hills you just crushing bud lights popping the shirt off right i mean no no not at all it was it was a uh it was different it was like this is a big city this is like hollywood hills and hollywood nights and all these things going on. I was sitting on the floor at the forum

watching Magic Johnson. It was great. It sounds like it didn't go to your head. You were never a guy like, I made it. I'm a Hollywood star and I'm going to run the club and I own these guys. You were just happy to be there?

No, no, no, no. That's not me. Yeah. No, I mean, I feel like I've always known that about you. I'm on a farm. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I like being on the ground. I like growing things.

I like being by the river. I like real connection and conversation. I'm like, you know. Yeah, even just being a fan of yours and seeing your work, I feel like I could tell that you didn't become a Hollywood douchebag, even without knowing it.

I was like, not Jan, wouldn't be. No, but now, I have to say that nerves was something I had to wrestle with. You get really nervous when a movie comes out or a show comes out, whether it's going to had to wrestle with. You know, you get really nervous when a movie comes out or when a show comes out, whether it's going to be good or not.

I might not have been pleasant to be around when I was nervous, and it's like, oh, I'm just nervous. Just stay away from me right now. I mean, even at the top of your game, you were still nervous? Well, always, you know. I mean, you know, I think about my brother John a lot, and he was at the top, top,

top of the game. I mean, he had the number one album, number one TV show, and number one movie in one year. Jesus Christ. One year, right? Album? You know, Blues Brothers album? Platinum, platinum, platinum. I mean, right? Album, you know, Blues Brothers album, platinum, platinum, platinum.

I mean, he was just the biggest star. And when you get to that point, you get nervous about this part coming down to him. Right. So there's never a moment when you're not nervous in this industry. Was he like that? Even at his peak, he was like... No, he covered it all up.

He's a super cool dude, man. Come on. He's not the coolest, man. And funny. How is that? I mean, what is that like? How were you guys as kids before everything happened? What was the brother relationship like, the family relationship?

Well, you know, he was five and a half years older than me, and my younger brother is five and a half years younger than me. They were born on the same day, by the way, January 24th. So you think about it. He's a senior in high school, and I'm in eighth grade. We ain't hanging out, brother. Yeah, he doesn't want you around. Hey, John, can I go out with you and the senior football players?

I kid. Yeah. When we got older, we got closer. When I became a little more mature, you know? Right, right. No, that makes sense. Yeah. It was kind of like an only child, you know?

He was older. My younger brother was younger. It was nobody to relate to. Was it – were you both – like, did you get into the industry, like, same time, trying to make it, like,

were you guys both going after this lifestyle, or? Well, you know, it's interesting, again, he left high school, okay,

and then I went into high school, and the theater teacher, that, you know, guided John, was his mentor, was a great guy. He left the same year John left.

So when I got into this high school, I was a new theater teacher. I didn't know anything about John. And I was in a speech class, and I didn't write a speech. So I went up and improvised as a hippie. You know, I had this character, and I was yelling at everybody

for not being at the demonstration, man. I got an F on the speech. But he was the theater director and he asked me to audition for his play that night. And I got the lead role.

And that was how it started for me. But what was great was John... There's an old saying, when you drink the water, remember the men and women who dug the well. Well, John dug the well for me. He showed me Second City, Saturday Night Live. He showed me that there's another way for people in my family to go opposed to going with my dad who was a restaurant guy. My dad didn't lose his restaurant. I'd be serving lunch today.

So he dug the well for me and was a model for me. And so I followed. But I found it independently, right. With that director. But then I kind of followed, you know, I went to the second city and saw him at 16 and I went, Oh my God,

John, I want to be here, man. Yeah. Yeah. That's almost the best way to do it. Right. Cause it's like you,

you, you had someone kind of blazed the path for you, but it wasn't like you were just jumping on coattails or doing it. Cause he was doing it. You found your own way and wanted to do it yourself. It just had a couple doors maybe open or a little bit easier. I graduated college and I went

right to Second City in 22. I auditioned and I got in and I called him. I got in. I got in to Second City and he's like, I thought you were more of the drama guy. I thought you'd be more like a Goodman Theater drama guy.

You sure you want to do comedy? I said, John, I'm doing comedy too. This is my pool. I feel like that Dude if my brother Started a podcast I'd probably have him killed I was gonna say Come on

Figure out your own thing dude Can't be two Two of these Two of us in here That's funny Two belugies I am Just an actor

Yeah You know That's all I am John was a Legend man I mean he was There's no touching that. I'm just a fan.

I was just a fan. That's why when I got offered Saturday Night Live, they were like, oh, you can't do that. You can't do that. Your brother did it. And I said, wait a minute. What are you talking about? I went to Second City.

Second City, our next step is something like Saturday Night Live. These guys, again, blaze the road for improvisers. And I'm just an actor. I'm just a fan. Anybody would want to be on Saturday Night Live. I'm not going to say no. No, hell no. That's crazy.

Get the fuck out of here. That's nuts. They're going to beat you up. And I want, let them, man. Who cares? This is a fucking great thing, man. That would be nice. And they were gentle.

The audience, everybody was so nice to me when I started Saturday Night Live. So it was cool, man. I've had a cool career. Yeah. Well, and I love this kind of second act, if you will, in the world of cannabis as a businessman and now turning that into a tv show and uh it's it's it was a it's a great wave to hop on man i mean you were at the very very forefront of it was that something like oh i've been out about six years i know i know a lot about cannabis all the way from seed to patient and i thought this, Growing Blue, she was not only about

me growing cannabis, but about me growing as a man. Because this medicine, this plant, when you hang on to the spirituality that this has, it takes you to where you're supposed to be. I've grown so much in compassion and empathy and

knowledge from being around this plant and growing it. So to me, it was a natural thing to film because there are so many people that don't understand what this is. In my show, there's no stoners. It really is how you grow it, when you plant it. The soil's got to be 64 degrees temperature in order for the micronutrients to absorb into the roots better you got to flush it two weeks out

so the acid when you smoke is white you don't want to have a hard taste you want you know the water's got to be between 6.2 6.7 ph you know and we take it right from the river it's like i'm feeding my plants like arrowhead water it's so grown you know terpene the terpene values which are really great northern california and especially oregon oregon and northern california in the future is going to be the napa valley for cannabis when the borders drop and that's why some of the states don't want it federally legalized, by the way. They know that we're going to eat up the market and they're going, no, no, no, we like the tax dollars that we're getting

from our growth. That makes sense. I get that. Does that make sense? Why isn't it federally legalized? Because, well, the states don't want to give up their tax money to Oregon. Yeah, you're not buying Idaho weed. You're not buying fucking Tennessee weed.

By the way, you'll never buy weed in Idaho. That state. What are the good states? Are there Northeast? Yeah. what are the good states like uh are there northern california yeah northern california and southern oregon are the best outdoor and indoor grows uh now there are some fine indoor cultivations in illinois uh verano makes really really fine cannabis in Illinois. And there are cultivations that I've been meeting that interior grows, by the way, you know,

in warehouses that have some really great science that are growing great. We, but I grow with a greenhouse because I believe that the, the sun is what's making the difference in our cannabis. You need Father's sun. I use indoor philosophies. We control the environment because we hate the mold

and the aphids. We control the environment but we open up for the sun. It's kind of in between an outdoor grow and indoor grow. I think it's the best of both worlds. Now you are... By the way, the second season is all about that greenhouse.

I'm building two new Grotech greenhouses. We're using Fosch lights, new LED lights that give 30 more penetration we're using advanced nutrients that are making my plants so green and fluffy we're gonna we got a control you know mechanism a brain that has sensors a total grow control has this new system that you can just control i mean this second season is more about that technical aspect than the emotional aspect and the expansion of the Belushi Blues Brothers brand nationally. And it's very funny.

I got Guy Fieri coming. We cook. Medina Ackroyd's in it. We got music. It's just a good season. I'm really excited about it. Discovery, I got to tell you, is really cool

because they took a risk putting cannabis on their network because of the FCC and all that stuff. So I love Discovery, and I love Michael Rapinoe at Live Nation who finan finance the first season five nations super cool are you are you surprised or have you been surprised by kind of the amount of like you mentioned guy i saw a guy coming on talking about uh growing it in his high

school in his uh fucking closet in college are you surprised by like the amount of celebrities who have now become who had not that guy was ever buttoned by like the amount of celebrities who have now become who had not that guy was ever buttoned up but there are other celebrities who were kind of more the buttoned up um you know a front-facing person who is now embracing weed culture i feel like i feel like everyone is well you know i i'm not because listen we all know somebody who's struggling. Okay? I don't know what your dad, your mom, one may have dementia, one may have heart problems, one may have sleep problems.

Your friends have PTSD. Someone just got divorced. It's brain anxiety. People have pain uh people i know cancer uh for chemotherapy to give them appetite in hospice like i had a father-in-law stepfather-in-law who was dying they put him on morphine at the end and he was so out of it he couldn't even recognize his family i gave him a candy bar of cannabis that helped him with his pain and he was lucid enough to be with his family. I mean, for hospice,

it's great. So whether celebrities are coming on or not, everybody and the most conservative of people are going, yeah, I've seen this cannabis work for someone I know. I sat at a table, guys, with the most conservative people, dinner table, at their home.

Black snooze blowing 24 hours a day, very loud. Table with three couples there, like 79 to 84. And I'm like so nervous they're going to bring up cannabis the mother-in-law is going to bring up cannabis she brings it up they turn and like you know what my hand really hurts i hear this supposed to be really good for our thirst you know what i

got a shoulder injury from being an athlete do you think it'll be like one woman older woman goes i want the stuff that makes you feel good all of a sudden all i only run into people who are curious because they know somebody who's struggling that has helped well i think we learned so much about it right like you know well we thought it was a gateway drug yeah we thought it was a gateway drug we thought it could lead to more problems then we learned also about how it's a gateway to healing right right and then you learn about the negative effects of other drugs you learn about how much the pharmaceuticals were fucking with opiates and how bad that is and this is an alternative to that so you learn about the good of weed and the bad of other drugs so even the people even the most conservative people if they if they, if they are educated by it, it's not like an opinion anymore.

It's a fact at this point. That's what I mean. Think about it. Thirty-seven states haven't legalized recreationally or medically. It's crazy. Come on. It's just like, let's go. Let's do it federally.

Let's do it all the way. Yeah, what this show does is it doesn't necessarily celebrate it, but for those six people, I am showing them literally how to buy into the dispensary. People don't want to go into a dispensary. They're nervous. I get nervous.

You get nervous? I actually don't think I've ever bought from a dispensary. I haven't either, but I don't think I've been nervous. I've sat in the parking lot while someone went in. Really? Yeah. Why? I've sat in the parking lot while family was... They're like... The bartenders are like pharmacists. Well, it was... I would have gone in, but

it was COVID, and it was like one person at a time. Oh, because I can understand one person being overwhelmed. Because you know what I will say, and I hope that the show kind of does this as well. Cannabis is a culture where the people who really smoke a lot and know a lot about it can be someone like yourself who is inviting and welcoming to learn about it and all that. Or it can be like if I use the wrong term or I say something wrong, it's like, oh, this guy doesn't even know what he's talking about. It's like, yeah, man, I't even know what he's talking about. It's like, yeah, man, I don't know.

I just want to get a little high and, you know, I don't know all the right terminology and the right this and the right that. And people will jump down your throat for it. Nah, well, first of all, people in cannabis and people who, you know, use cannabis as medicine are gentle people. It's a gentle, gentle medicine. I mean, I was a bouncer in Chicago. I never broke up a fight between two potheads. Never. You know, they're more. Look, okay, here's the mission statement.

The wellness of cannabis includes helping with alzheimer's uh seizures back pain ptsd sleeplessness cancer but it also enhances the taste of food the sound of music the touch of your lover's skin but it also makes you feel good which you should never feel guilty about feeling good. So it also brings a lightness to you. Light. White light is what? It's good. There's a gentleness.

There's more compassion. There's more empathy. This is all in the wellness of cannabis. How did you get into this? Jim, I read before this that you don't smoke that much. Are you sure? You seem like you're high right now the way you're talking. How do you go from Hollywood and acting?

And even like you said, Midwest kid. I would imagine, maybe I'm wrong, but I would imagine you don't grow up thinking about the healing powers of the white light. You're just a regular guy. You're in the Midwest. You're drinking beers, watching football. How do you go from that to, like, is it because you – is it a business decision?

Is it a philosophical decision? Like, what made you go to this? It was by accident. It was the plants. It was a business thing. As I got a farm, I'm not going to grow hay. The horses are mean as hell. The cattle, they're big. it's a business thing. As I got a farm, I'm not going to grow hay. Yeah. Horses are a pain in the ass. Uh,

cattle, they're big. Uh, see Yellowstone. That looks tough. Yeah. I can't. Oh,

what? Oh, I did a promo. It ain't Yellowstone. It ain't Bluestone, but it's some kind of stuff. Cowboying with cannabis. I'm the cannabis cowboy. There you you go so it started this business right it started like oh this is a new agriculture in oregon let's grow some plants

but i met a man at a dispensary because i was doing a personal, you know, appearances. I was standing in line, and he stared at me in long, stringy hair, thin, blue eyes, little beard. Oh, I see him so clearly. He stared at me, and I got kind of a chill from him. I said, man, you're all right. And he said, you know, I was a medic in Iraq, and I saw things that happened to the human body that nobody should ever see in their life. He said, I have what they call, and I don't know what it means, triple

PTSD. He goes, I can't sleep. I can't talk to my kids. I can't talk to my wife. The veterans gave me a bottle of Oxycontin 600 pills and it's this big. And so I went to cannabis instead. And your black diamond strain allows me to talk to my family and sleep. And he hugged me. He had like little tears in his eyes, you know, welled up and he hugged me. And I went, oh, man.

I said, I didn't make this. He goes, no, but you're a steward. And that day when I was in the car with my cousin Chris driving to the next place, I went, shit, man, this is more than a business, man. This is changing people's lives and that was the turn on the dime for me to like let's go to it and then sure enough there were veterans at every every dispensary one of the wheelchair who has spasms in his legs because he can't feel them. He goes, this weed stops his spasms and relieves the pain. He takes a hit every day, every morning. So you said me as a smoker, well, where's my ailment?

I have anxiety like everybody. I have to get along with my partner, my wife. That brings me, you know, one hit kind of, all of a sudden everything she says is beautiful. And sleep. Of course, everybody wrestles with sleep. I take 2.5 milligrams

of this Bang chocolate, which I'm doing a collaboration with because I like it so much. And that gets me into my sleep. So I use it as a medicine to chill me a little bit when I'm feeling too much. So I'm not a pothead smoker. But there's a lot of people that have so much pain and anxiety that they do

smoke all day. And by the way, they talk normally. Right. Yeah, it's not like the stereoty stereotypical thought yeah yeah i mean they are blowing dabs you know what i mean yeah right do you do you uh i remember seeing a post on social media i don't know if it's a tweet or an instagram post but i guess it was a little while ago now and it said something like i think it was you saying like jim belushi's got the best gas out there and i and it was the first time i had ever, I knew that you got into weed. And I just thought it was, I'm like, what? Jim Belushi?

Like, I used to watch According to Jim, that, we're talking about that Jim Belushi? Like, do you get that a lot? Are people surprised that you are becoming like one of the major faces of weed? You know, you know that tweet was trending? Yeah, right. Okay, so that was what? Yeah, I remember reading that. Like, Timbaloo's got the gas? What? Like, my son was like, Dad, you're trending on Twitter.

Did you write that, or was that like a social media team? No, me and my nephew is a social media guy. We have fun. It's fun, you know, we have fun. Yeah. It's fun, you know. It's funny. The Oregon, Oregon was in the news, I think, last year because they, and I don't know the legality of what, but the tweets themselves said that Oregon has legalized everything,

XXXX. XXXX. Do you have any plans to expand into, like, mushrooms? Well, they haven't legalized everything, but what they have done is they've realized the simplicity of arresting that junkie on the street.

They're not doing shit for that guy. Right. But that was wasn't mushrooms legalized? What he's getting at is he really likes mushrooms and he wants mushrooms. I like mushrooms. I'm a mushrooms guy. I want to get some Belushi mushrooms. I'm on the cover of the new

Psychedelica, the first issue. About the ayahuasca that I did, the iboga, the peyote, and it's really getting hot right now with mescaline as a microdosing for PTSD, depression.

It's really moving heavy into that world. And Oregon, Denver, Oakland have passed laws where they're just not going to arrest you for it. They'll arrest you for selling it. Right, right, right. So where you get it, where you get it, whatever, I don't know how they do that, but I would

like to be really legalized because what I like, why I like cannabis being legalized is because once you legalize it, then all of a sudden, the state comes in and goes, what's in it? You've got to test this shit. Consumers

can't take stuff that's got pesticides in it that are going to be harmful. So all of a sudden, you have testing. You know what's in it. You know what, I mean, you get on illegally, you just don't know what's in it. Nowadays, you don't know there's that knowledge yet, you know? Yeah.

So I love regulation for that fact. And in the show, we talk about that. We show how it's tested, why it's tested, and what it's being tested. I want people to have confidence in legal cannabis. But again, the problem is, you know, there's a girl I know who's 37 years old and smoking since she was 18 in

Chicago, and it's like she gets her pot from her dealer. I go, go into a dispensary. She goes, I'm scared. What do you mean you're scared? I'm used to the drug deals in the parking lot. I want to do it in a back alley with a brown bag. Yeah.

You know that there's no Paraquad in it. You know there's no bad pesticides in that. You might pay a little bit more, but it's clean. Yeah. It's for you. You know what you're getting. You know the THC values. You know the terpene values, the CBD values,

the stuff you get on the street. You don't know what you're getting. What do you think of Delta 8? I know that's been a big thing this year. I feel like the Delta 8 THC. Do you do anything with that? Well, that is THC, the Delta 8. I mean, when you do the testing, there's Delta-8.

There's different THC cannabinoids. Delta-8 is one of the that can comprise of the higher T, the higher psychic brain movement. Psychoactive or whatever. Yeah. But also with age at Delta eight turns into another kind of THC.

So, you know, five to six to eight months older, that Delta eight kind of, uh, what's the word? Dissincerates into a different THC. They'll make you a little more tired, that doesn't have that kind of energy.

So you want to keep your, you want to look at the harvest dates when you buy your cannabis. Isn't it wild how like the guy who like you'd kind of want all your college dorm room, we're like, we get it. We has turned into like just a passionate businessman now. It's such a business now.

It's crazy. The stoner guy. I mean, the people who got in. I know you said it's no longer a business decision, but you're probably rich as shit now, huh? You get in on this stuff at the right time, you're going to be big rich, Jim. I'm going to tell you the truth, okay? Here's the truth.

I had my best year in cannabis last year. You know how much I made? How much? I broke even. No. Come on. I'm so happy that I broke. The only way you make money in cannabis

is if you go public and there's money coming in. But won't you be set up to do some of that stuff? Or is that considered selling out? You don't want to go down that path? If it goes legal and federal, that's when Budweiser and Coca-Cola are going to come in and buy up brands. Yeah. And available for that.

Yeah, that's right. So once that happens, I know Seth Rogen is getting into it big, and Nick Lachey has that in Ohio. So there's a few names that we know of, but I feel like you'll be one of the guys who cashes in big if that all happens. Well, I already got my comedy bucks. You're just doing it for fun, right? I feel like Coppola. He started a binary and he had to just keep putting money in because it was a bastard.

That's where I am right now. Well, I'm sure all the people out there, all the veterans and everyone who needs it and is getting it appreciates you doing it. And we appreciate the time today. So everyone go check out Season 2. It's out now? It's out mid-January. Mid-January. Discovery and Discovery Plus, January 19th.

Wednesday night. 10 o'clock. Thank you so much. Thank you. Enjoy, man. I hope we get to talk again soon. I would love that. I hope so as well.

Have a good one, brother. Later, Jim. Bye. Bye. សូវាប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់បានប់� Thank you. Bye.