KFC Radio - Dana Beers Announces His Move to Chicago - Full Interview

Episode Date: May 1, 2025

Timecodes: 0:00 Start 05:38 100 men vs 1 Gorilla hypothetical 13:23 old KFC Radio hypotheticals 28:57 Marty and Rias wedding 30:38 Dana beat Ozempic 33:39 Feits and Dana gush over a Calzone 38:02 Dana's food reviewing 48:35 Dana on being deemed "fat" 01:00:01 Dana's "piss bottles" 01:09:12 Michael B Jordan Twin Sinners Promo 01:10:31 Dana's post wedding body 01:11:59 Dana is technically African American 01:15:04 Dana makes a big announcement +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Kraken: Go to https://kraken.com/barstool to learn more Fast Growing Trees: Get 15% off at https://fastgrowingtrees.com/KFC using the code KFC at checkoutYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC radio on Apple podcast, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Okay, last week, this studio has never been the cleanest. But, we got certain thresholds. Certain lines we can't really cross. Look at him just giggling in the corner. I hate sitting in this seat by the way. You're so far away.

It's like we're the teachers and you're like in a, you know what I mean? And just like the way I have to turn to see you guys, so to be clear, we have Dana coming on the show in a minute. We got to take care of some in-house business first. When we have a fourth person, I like to sit over here so it doesn't cut the guest out of the conversation. Oh, that's really nice. But sitting over here, the only way to be comfortable is like, I look so casual and I hate looking like this. But like, gotta be fresh all over here. The fucking banana guy.

Like sitting like this doesn't make any sense. I have to sit like this and I just end up like slouching and it's just like this kid in the back of the class, like what do you guys want? Well, it fits for right now. Do you want the chairs? Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it fits the right now. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, I don't want to do it. I'm not doing the whole physical labor.

But but last week, I find behind the couch over there in the corner. What has to be like a two month old banana? It was so old and rotten, it like fossilized. It like calcified, like it wasn't gooey and wet and stinky. It became like a rock. To the point that I didn't even know if it was real. I thought it was like a prop or something. But I was like, why would there be a prop

of a completely shrunken rotten banana? It was like also, yeah, like shrunken, like when you put like the shrunken thing or whatever things in the oven Yeah, I mean if a normal banana is like this big it was like a fraction of the size Okay, it was totally brown and I and I bring it over to Jackie and I was like, what is this? Like what is going on here? And she was like, that's fucking disgusting It was like it was like, you know, there's the spills from on the floor and like it's obviously not clean

But whatever that's all just like part of like you know normal business this was like we got rotten produce floating around and I threw it at her face I hit her with it but it really I was like this isn't even that gross because it's just become like wood it was like a wooden rotten banana and just now Jackie what'd you say you said something like what do we do with the banana and and John just laughs like yeah I left that banana back there yeah what the fuck man to even rotten bananas around now so all you just said I say I love it when a plan comes together yeah I left it back there a couple months ago and was it legit couple months it's got it was a while I

don't remember exactly. It's been a while. It's gotta be a long time. It's been a while. I forgot about it forever. And then probably a couple weeks ago, I saw it and I was like, oh fuck, I forgot about that banana.

And then I wanted to touch it and it was all gooey and gross. Oh, okay. And my brain went, just leave it, it'll be fine. It'll get hard. And I left it and it got hard and it, it'll be fine. It'll get hard. And I left it, and it got hard, and it was easy to dispose of. I would not have liked to pick it up if it was all gooey and shit.

One would argue maybe that the person who left it there should pick it up no matter what state it's in. But if someone else has to clean it up months later, I would prefer it to be calcified and You just knew it was gonna like calcify. I know I didn't know but I took a guess I had no idea was gonna be Being but I you left it there What does that mean like even if we're later or did you drop it and couldn't reach it?

I think I just I just I grabbed it before show and then I was like I'm not gonna eat this on the show That was next to me. Because if it was like under the table or something like if but that it's back there You have to like put it back there. When you're sitting in that seat that looks like a perfectly acceptable place to put something down you forget about it Almost immediately. You can say something maybe like a bottle of water. I don't know about you know Perishable produce, but okay.

It was definitely weeks later and I was just kind of doing the show and turned. I was like, oof, that's my banana. Bro, to the point, if it made any sense at all that there would be a rotten banana prop, that's what it became. It felt like rubber. It was not like-

It felt like rubber? Yeah, it was not like a banana at all. I was like, I don't even know if this is real, but why would there be a fake one? It's not like for the bit No, no, no, no. He's just disgusting Like what did he say last week when you just kind of like, you know, I know what I am to people Yeah, I'm a garbage, but I'm texting data is texting me But you like you are not you did not dispose of the garbage you know But I just are the

garbage then God forbid there's a coffee stain and everyone points fingers at me first of all I never get worked up about stains second of all I did intend to get it back I was like I'll hand the intent was there handle that in a couple you were brazenly like someone else clean out my banana it was like I will clean up my own banana in two months time I was like look no one sits here no one else this is only be my problem ever seen this banana I'll handle this that's where I guess did you see it at it's like worst like did you see what it was no I haven't seen it I haven't seen it if I can find it I got a lot of shit in my camera roll, but I yeah, I mean, bro

It's is crazy That's exactly what I expected to happen Nailed it fucking nailed it. I thought I filmed me throwing it at your face. I guess I didn't Know rats that was just I wasn't in for content. I was just for the love of the game It's just for the love of the game. It was just for the love of Torturing Jackie. Yeah, for the record. Don't do that. Eeeeeeerrrr! Um, I saw... I didn't get a chance to watch yesterday's episode, but I did get a message about it.

I figured, and I saw that you guys covered the Gorilla vs. 100 Men. Yes. Which also... I actually thought... I was saying 1,000 the whole time. I thought it was Gorilla vs. 1,000. Gorilla vs. 100's harder, yes, again, still no-brainer. Actually though, I thought I was saying a thousand the whole time. I thought it was a girl versus a hundred. A hundred's harder, yes, again, still no-brainer. If 100 men commits the cause, it doesn't matter. I don't care what hundred it is.

You can be a hundred bar-slip it, man. We win. Well, we actually came out with a foolproof plan. Oh yeah? Okay. Yeah. Well, the only reason I bring it up, I don't want to rehash it again if everybody already talked about it, but I got a DM from somebody talking about it. And they said, it was a very nice DM. Said, I've been listening to your show since the beginning,

I was a pre-team member, but today took my breath away. Jackie saying she would quote, tease the esophagus of a gorilla is one of the most degenerate things I've ever heard. That's out of context. Takes the place of the chick whose boyfriend can catch his comment, run away with it.

Love this show, hope it goes on forever. Jackie is a complete accidental lunatic and it's incredible. Well. I didn't even, I just told that guy, I said I didn't get a chance to listen yet today, but I can't even, what does tease the esophagus even mean well okay that's taking a little out of context but it's exactly okay well I'll just tell you the full proof

plan really girl comes in okay fights it's on tabletop duty because any tabletop sick gorilla okay girls on the floor I go nice stuff on his neck and they were floor. I go and I step on his neck. And they were saying, like, they were like, okay, stepping on his neck, like he's gonna rip your fucking leg off. But that's the whole point of stepping on a neck is like, is your foot, no, you don't sacrifice. Your foot is on the esophagus.

And so if they move an inch, your teeth in the esophagus and you're saying, I'm gonna crunch this motherfucker, if you another inch so I like was it a oh come on down was it a weirdly kinky way to phrase it yeah well I thought something sexual and I was like what you ever feel weird that like the guys do that and then when you see the girls I was gonna do do that, I don't know. No. But like, you know, you can't really dab with the girls, but you also don't want to like hug them. It's a whole thing.

So I just end up like, Hey. Hello. How you doing? And then I feel like, Yeah, we're just leaving you out. Anyway, do you think you could beat up a gorilla? Beat up a girl?

You kind of are a gorilla. Oh, a gorilla. A girl. Are we talking about the hundred guys thing? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think we could do it. It's a no-brainer. It's, I'll take all it's really not a no-brainer. Okay, it would take a miracle I'll put together a team of ten we win you just have to break his neck

But don't but I just I mean, I don't think I think people really underestimate how like thick their skin and not that's it Not that thick we just we need some thick dudes. I Honestly when you say I'll put together a team of barstool guys, it's a negative, I almost think we got people in fat pens. It'll be shit on them. I'll put together a team of 15. Wait, where was this energy last time we were talking about? You were like, you're fucking crazy.

My energy has completely changed because I read a breakdown from a, not a paleontologist, but like... Animal guy? Yeah. Well, I will say this, when these things go viral, of the from a not a paleontologist but like a animal guy. Yeah. Well, I will say this when these things go viral, there's a little piece of me that gets a little mad because I mean, this is doing like bonkers views. Right. And we just did this for like, five straight years in case every variation of animal and fighting and this versus that and like, and we did fine, but we were not doing like 180 million views

So part of me is like what the fuck should we just re-release all these things until these all go viral? But I will say that the energy nowadays and maybe it's just because more people are on social media and more people like Doctors are using it and scientists are using it and shit that like we used to just be like Oh, no, girls are big and men are hearts are small and now people are like breaking it down using AI and simulations and information and it's like I would have liked to know this you know in 2012 when we're doing it. Yeah the the guy I broke down said if a chimpanzee could be the size of a gorilla chimpanzee is gonna give you because they're more like ferocious. Yeah I've seen I've I think Marty and Eddie did a documentary on a chimpanzee like

Yeah, yeah, you know ladies face off. Yeah, and that's changed my view on chimpanzees forever, but I think they were a little cute guys No, yeah, yeah but well that's the thing that people keep them as pets because they like kind of present that way and then Eventually eventually the monkey is gonna monkey. Yeah, right now It's like oh it can like paint and it can can do sign language and eventually it's gonna be like. But I feel like people are underestimating the effectiveness of a dog pile. 100 people's a lot.

From again what I've read. But you can't move at all. The first 15 are dead. No. Yes. I mean, again, I'm just talking about what the gorilla scientist said. What the gorilla scientist said. But was it saying that gorillas are like docile?

But I think once a hundred people are attacking them, it's gonna fucking go bonkers, right? It's, so the whole thing was, again, you have to obviously assume that the gorilla has a bloodlust. Because what he would do is he just... Yes, so that was my point about humans too. If the humans are like... Like, if I see someone get their arms and legs ripped off I'm out I'm running yeah you have to guys have to keep going like everyone's got to be committed to the cause yeah it's got to be the girls again if we're agreeing to what the fucking stipulations of the fight are let's just assume we're making that agreement the gorilla will get it'll

rip a person or two but it won And then basically the whole thing was like we gorillas are human. They're just they're just humans and they're stronger than us, but they're only about four times stronger than us. So a hundred is just more of a it like they're like, so probably. So you're saying that like four is the limit for like four humans, like four to one is like an even fight. The I mean, I'm sure that's all like. I don't know how it all translates,

but a gorilla's about four times stronger than a man. I'd say, like, give you, and this- You know what, the booze ponies versus the gorilla. Yeah. Cause I would say the three of you are equal to like four regular, like, I think he has, like, you know what I mean? I think some YouTuber's gonna do this.

Yeah. Mr. Beast is gonna lock a homeless guy 99 friends in a room with fucking a gorilla somebody that has like a hundred subscribers is gonna find a gorilla and actually do this I watch I don't know somewhere I watch in country so if there was if there was someone that was like get me to a million subscribers and I'll fight a gorilla with my friends. Overnight, over a fucking night. Black mirror type shit. The thing I also said was like, they have denser muscle than us,

but again, we're cousins. Like, our soft spots are still their soft spots. And it was like, he's not gonna like getting punched in the ribs a couple times. He's not gonna like getting punched in the face a few times. Like, he will, and also, they do not have good stamina like humans. He's like, did hear that I did hear they would run out of gas I think what are we doing to kill it I think people just think it's actually

Donkey Kong like yeah I think people actually think that they will yeah do the Donkey Kong moves of like taking two humans and do it we are we breaking its neck? Are we gouging out its eyes? I think like it'll get tired. Once he gets tired you can strangle it. I'm just imagining fights on his back and giving him a choke hold. Come on Jake!

Work the rig! Work the rig! I'll give you a fourth. Booze Ponies plus YP is probably giving a gorilla a run for its money. And maybe Nate. But I don't think he's going to rip off, he's going to rip people in half. It's just you gotta be committed to the cause. I'm a giant pussy. I would run away pretty quick.

Yeah, I also think I would. I would wait till he... Ryan Clark on ESPN, his take was like, no, he's not beating 100 men. He's beating 99 and then he's got to find me. Cause I'm gone. I'm hiding in the woods. But man, when I see those things, I'm like, I got these for days. We got these on deck, dude.

If this is what the internet wants, we got every version. What was the one you guys talked about? Like beating someone in a swim race or something? Didn't Big Cat say something like that? Big Cat said that he's a great short term, short distance swimmer. He could be Phelps in like 10 yards or something. If it was could be felt. So he was saying he'd be felt. Yeah.

If it was just like from here to the wall, he would be felt. Yeah. Yeah. Then the really big one was the polar bear versus a shark in a Olympic swimming pool. Didn't you have a microwave one too? Put the micro baby in a microwave. The question was for $10,000 and at that time you know nobody

had money, that was big money. Now we probably have to up that a little bit but $10,000 you put a baby in a microwave for two seconds. I believe Dan's answer or your answer somebody said I think it was yours said how many times can we do it? There wasn't a yes or no, it was can I do it like 5, 10, 20 seconds. So I mean really, when you put it in, when you put some, like one, two, peep, nothing happens. That's still frozen, dude. Wait, what's even like the hold up with that?

Just the... I'm pretty sure, again, I think according to some scientists, they said that even like one second of microwave waves will zap your brain. Yeah, like that will... It's not good for the... Jackie, that's the catch here. It's not good for the baby. I can see like that hypothetical coming back and being like on Twitter.

That's what I mean. I'm like, I don't want to force these things, but we got endless, literally years and years of these things. But anyway, you actually kind of do as well. Like if you go into your archive, like mixtape archives, every time you say something like silly or funny, like particularly with the... Do you guys have a name for the Dana and Francis show? Dana Learns. We named it like 25 episodes in. Yeah, okay. I just call it the Dana and Francis thing. But every time you say something ridiculous, the Diehards will be like, this is funny, but like, this isn't even touching.

This is nothing. 2015 mixtape or whatever. When you and Marty used to go on there, I think Marty said seven people died in World War II. Seven? There's a clip somewhere. Like, Cole asked him, Marty, he's like, ah, seven, and he paused and Tyler goes, seven? Dude, there's just something so beautiful about it is. There's so few people on the internet that will uh... just kind of be openly like stupid. Oh yeah. But then like cop to it and just be like I don't know.

Everybody digs their heels in and argues or tries to justify, no what I meant was seven and it's just like no I was dumb and I thought some people died. Yeah I'll have like my friends come up to me now like when I see them and be like dude you're not that dumb We're all incredibly dumb we all know about like four things Yeah, yeah, but he's a bad example though. Best a person knows four things. I know what I know. What he knows is he's a fucking goddamn shaman. He's like you don't know I'm like I like to know about basketball

I don't like to know about fucking like he taught me about Sweating I don't need to know about that How I sweat or why I swim I like to know Whenever we get into like debates here about like are we living in a simulation or like is there God or whatever like John's like I don't want to know don't fucking care So we talked about the solar system the other day. I'm like how Well, don't give me so how is this? How is a planet just a perfect circle? Yeah, every planet How are they like gravity and orbits right? No, but like he did who created that perfect circle the waters

I'll see it in like a perfect circle. Yeah, the water not dripping out always gets me They're not perfect circles. We actually are well they look like it from hundreds of thousands of miles away Yeah, exactly, but like the earth is in a perfect circle. There's mountains and shit. Well, that's questionable Here's something I didn't I don't think you guys would know I Hurt like you know, I saw someone who didn't know this other day, and I thought Marty and Dana probably don't know this You know that islands like like the underneath islands go like all the way to the bottom like they're not floating to the sea Yeah, like the bottom of the sea yeah, what do you mean? What like an island isn't just like a floating piece of land. Oh like the sand goes all the way down? Yeah like the ground will go all the way. I've never considered that. It's basically a mountain that is peeking out of the water.

Where does the sand go? To like the frost or whatever. It goes down? Yeah. I never thought about that. I saw that and I was like I know two guys who wouldn't understand that. Maybe Marty would because it was walls thing. Marty doesn't know anything. No, I've made that argument to Marty a million times. The walls exist. They're the earth. The wall.

The one thing I will never give to Marty is he thinks he's smarter than me and he's just not. We took an IQ test once. He beat me but it was like, what's the triangle? I don't even know what the questions were. They were like, IQ test, like. Yeah, sure, he won the smarter than you contest. But he's not smarter than me.

Like, I always tell him, like, this is mean, but I'm like, you have no skills. I have skills. I have technical skills. I can go edit a documentary. You can't do it that sounds really mean but I don't like he can like he's athletic he's doing these challenges why I am too though so that's what I'm saying oh I think you're more

athletic than Marty no yeah that's I'll give him that he's way more athletic than me so weird but like even when he does the athletic things he's like lanky and goofy he doesn't look smooth but he gets the job done fucking it's like watching grogg run around. Yeah, why does this work? I don't know how this works every time. His legs are flailing this way and his arms are going that way.

His feet are enormous compared to his body. I feel like he has a size 15 shoe. Do you know those two guys that used to play football? It's like Lou Zou or something? Nah, don't even, I'm not even gonna start. Lou Zou. I'm gonna even gonna start. Lou, Zoo. They're on TikTok, it's these two big black guys who used to play football and they're fucking hilarious

and they do like, hypotheticals. No. You never heard of these guys? All right. Well, I was gonna say, they're like the black me and Marty. You guys need to link up, Bizarro, Marty and Dana. The black guys. I don't even know their names.

Lew and Zu apparently. One's bigger, one's smaller. It's the exact same thing. Were you good in school? I had a 2-3 GPA in college, but I didn't try. I didn't really go to class. I didn't really care about school. Where'd you go to school? Stonehill College. D2. That's D1 now actually. So now you can run around saying I played at a care about school, but where'd you go school Stonehill College D2? That's D1 now actually is it? Hey, so now you can run around saying I

I Didn't really know like I I would say if I studied I'd be good But I just didn't care like I would go to math class or whatever be like I don't when am I gonna use this Francis hates when I say that like he'll teach me something I'll just say when am I gonna use this why Why do I care? That's kind of my... Well math is a little bit like you kind of need some... Kinda. You don't need like calculus and shit but you need to like do the tip and like pay your rent and like...

Tip's easy. As a guy who doesn't know how to do math, I get by alright. It's basically a tip. Yeah but like you guys like you know You're looking at like a schedule what time it is you I don't know how much time you have you know like you do You count time is math. Yeah. Yeah, I guess it does I should have seen me try to fit a little bit A cup and three quarters yesterday. I was trying to make fucking food I only had the three quarters a cup so I was trying to do the math of how many times I had to do it would you know how to do that I don't even know the question you're asking I had to put a cup and three quarters of water into a

pan and I only had a three quarters cup so I had to figure out how many times I fill up the three quarters to make a cup and three quarters I couldn't I couldn't it just went way over my head. It's like literally the I couldn't it's like you got out you know the four gallons yeah so when you fill up the three gallon three and a see you fill up you see you have three quarters of a cup that's what I had available and you pour... You pour like three quarters and... So two to three quarters is one and a half, right? And then you gotta get another quarter. Wouldn't you just fill it up and then do a third of the...

But the whole thing has to be exact. But like in Die Hard it's a to be like exact But like so I in diehard is a famous thing But you have two things so if you fill up the three and pour it into the four that means you have exactly One empty so you can fill up the three again Pour that one in you pour the you know what I mean using that one empty Have you seen that movie do you know what I'm? Using that one empty space. I just broke the brains. Have you seen that movie? Do you know what I'm talking about? No, I haven't actually. You have a Poland Spring Jug. It's four gallons, and one that's three gallons.

And you have to get exactly two gallons. No, it's five and three, and you have to get four. And it has to be exact. You can't just eyeball it. You just take one and one. Well, yeah, why don't you talk us through what you would do? So you would take- Take one out of five and one out of three. What does that mean, take one out? I don't know.

So if you take the three and you pour it into the five, then fill up the three again. Okay. Pour the three into the five again. I don't like this. Listen, just listen. You have, so you, so you have a three and a five, then do the three, fill it up again, pour it into the five. That's two out of the three. Right. So you're now left with one gallon in the three gallons. Okay. Empty the five totally out out pour the one into the five fill up the three totally again pour that in you now have three plus one is four all right I get it I get I'll forget it by tomorrow but I committed

this to my bed like this is like no that makes sense but so but you didn't have it you don't have another thing to pour it into. No, I just had a thing. So what did Francis say to do? I didn't tell this to Francis yet. This is my brain. Oh, I thought this was a challenge. Oh, you just did this in real life? I don't know if there is a way to do it.

I just eyeballed it. It was pissing me off. I wanted to get it exact. I had the instructions. I have a theory the actually dumb people are the ones who say I'm not a book star. I'm smart. I'm street smart. Yeah, that's usually. I have a theory. I don't think I've ever met a dumb person. Well, that's not true. I've met a dumb person. But 99.9% of people I don't think are dumb.

This is like how you think everyone's good too. I promise you the world is filled with a bunch of dumb assholes. Not smart good people. But everyone's smart at something. Yes. I haven't met anyone who I've been like, they don't have a single redeemable quality. You know what I mean? Yeah, that's a good point. They got something there.

I don't know, there's some pretty dumb people. Look, I misspoke to start it. I don't know, they're some pretty dumb people. They're, look, I misspoke to start it. I don't mean that there's zero dumb people. The people you come across with and interact with, you think? I think like everyone here who gets called dumb, like I'm one, you're one, I don't think you're dumb. Well that's why I love the booze ponies. Like, you guys are like smoking the fucking competition.

It's like... Like we know what we know. I wanna be clear, I'm a dumb person, but I know about a few things. Yeah, and I think most people like that. That's when you run into the difference of intelligence versus knowledge, you know what I mean? It's like memorization and knowing things is different

than if I gave you a math problem right now, could you work through it and figure it out? So you asked, was I smart in school? A good example is I didn't really try in my courses that I didn't care about, but I had a video production course and I got an A. Smashed it, yeah. And I knew what I was doing.

You had a whole career doing that. That is what my career was, and I got an A. Marketing genius, a million years. Exactly, I didn't get an A in anything else, because I didn't really care. But I'm sure if I had a passion for it and I wanted to know about it, I would. Well, you think, or maybe you just had a knack for,

you know, so you care about what you're good at. You know what I mean? If I'm bad at something, I'm like, oh, I don't care about that. If you put me in front of a math worksheet, I'm sure if I could figure it out. Oh man, I'm doing math with my kids, like, I can't do it. I fucking love, I actually love math.

Give me a math question. No, it's not even. Everyone, we did math and we're. Yeah, we had math as our niche. Did we not? What, what? It was in math? It was in math? It was PEMDAS. question no it's not even a lot of people don't get that that's another thing that floats around the internet these days look like what's the answer to this question and people are split on

the answer yeah and us and it's like I'm a pump does guy what's your favorite part of PEMDAS? Probably the... when you get the parentheses done and you like multiply it or whatever that's my favorite part. I don't like exponents. Did you ever do... it was PEMDAS for you? Because early before PEMDAS it was Please Excuse My Dear Aunt Sally. That's what mine is. Okay, yeah you knew that one? I feel like PEMDAS has kind of taken over my dear Aunt Sally. That's what mine is, yeah. Okay, yeah, you knew that one? I feel like PEMDAS is kind of taking over. Francis had some fucking stupid one he told me

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somebody you know like literally everybody. It was no like it and I just looked around everyone's like dancing or having fun or eating together and I was like huh look at this crew here. Nice. You're getting married they are literally as we speak getting married these people are engaged this person's got a nice date. This person's having a good time It's like though. It's like barstool is evolving until like I don't know. We're just like a different phase Yeah, totally. I mean if that wedding happens, you know ten years ago. It's like just a bunch of single animals I mean, it was still a shit show in a fun time, but it was just like everybody I actually I had a moment. I said this on the car ride home,

I had a moment, I sat across from Clemmer and his wife, and we were eating, and Kanye and Jay-Z, Paris, was playing. And both of them were singing along to that. And appropriately so. They were not saying any words they're not allowed to, but I just, like they were eating, so they were I just, like they were eating so they were just like, like they were like dancing, they were just like mouthing the words as they ate. Clemmer and his wife. And I was just like, if you put a gun to my head and said like,

does Clemmer and his wife know the words to Paris? I would be like, no, they don't even know what that is. And they were just singing all the words. What's that jacket, Margiela? I'm like, what? Wow, I did not know. I apologize. I was not familiar with your game, Clemmer. It's incredible. But yeah, you're next up, right?

I am. D-Day is when? A month. What's the date? You're looking trim, man. Thank you. That's the big O what's working. 254 today.

Okay. Yeah. I thought you were stronger than I was ever. I was. And then I fall. There was a time period, like over the summer, where I was genuinely trying to be funny and beat the drug. Yeah.

And like out eat it and it worked. Now I'm like, all right, take it seriously. Like let it do its thing. And it's worked. I'm down 18 pounds. I just love, I just love the idea that like, you you're like I'm gonna get on this fat loss joke, but I'm the show It's like beating the gorilla they said it couldn't be done what I thought you're prescribing this medicine I'm gonna prove to me doesn't work

When I first got on it, I lost like 20 pounds instantly and it was like I was good I was chilling and then I like I said, I was like, I just want to be funny. I want to like, I want to gain weight on Ozempic. And it happened. It was pretty hard. Like you get, you get really full, but you've got to power through. Cause you know, it's all mental.

It's like, I know there's room in there. I mean, well, I've always heard that like, you just don't have an appetite. Did you have an appetite, or you just were like, I'm going to keep eating what I want to? My body got conditioned to whatever I was doing of just powering past the not hungry point and just eating.

Now, when I'm not hungry, I put the shit down. Because I'm like, OK, I have something to be skinny for. Before, I was like, I don't really care. I'm like okay. I have something to be skinny for yeah Right right you also were never like fat. This is a big dude. You're tall you're tall if you were like that's pretty big But if you were like if you were like five nine, I would you know you'd be a beast I'd be stave stave pretty much Would be a larger man yeah if I was like, like a shit shot, you know? No, I'm saying my belly would be of a larger man, if I was smaller. But I was like, I can also... Stavvy's a good choice, we're like, Stavvy wears it well.

Totally Stavvy. Stavvy, you're just like, jeez. If Stavvy was skinny, eugh. I'm saying, my body would be comparable to Stavvy. What, how tall are you? Six, three and a half. I was gonna say six four, yeah. We'll give you the four. Yeah, I don't know I

design Like that. So my thing was I was I still edit all my own videos So I will like see myself every single frame and that's when the ozempic came in where I was like, dude I hate this camera's house guys fat and gross. I tried to do it on my own. Let's do a cheat code Now are you gonna stop though after the wedding? I don't know. I like being skinnier. Is Ozempix something you're supposed to be on for life or is it a temporary thing? I don't think so. I guess we'll find out. Nobody's been on it for more than a year. I got off of it over the summer and I gained it all back. Yeah. So yeah, I mean it's a prescribed eating disorder So I don't think you could be on it for life. I don't I don't think I need it

I just like being skinnier. Yeah, and I don't and I have a tough time doing it on my own. Are you a Like you when you eat you I eat that's I over out or no. Yeah, but so it's just an amount Yeah, it's the eating I can what's your what's your Achilles heel? Like I was putting down a pint of ice cream every single like four straight years. What's your what's your Achilles heel like I was putting down a pint of ice cream every single Oh, like four straight years What's your what's your bad anything saucy? Saucy Buffalo chicken sandwich, but see I don't wait good. It just reminded me. Can you like I can't forget to get it You posted on your Instagram story? Years ago. Oh, this is that talk Buffalo chicken. Calamans. Oh, yeah, you posted a sandwich years ago

I've been waiting to ask you about it. Hang in Massachusetts, but that's what you're getting married there, right? I'm getting married on the Cape, but it's close close. You want me to bring one for you? No, I'm gonna get it, but I just want to make sure like I know it'll be in the region That's the number one thing I've ever seen I've done four power- five Remember the thing you ate years ago? Can I get it at your wedding? You knew exactly what I was talking about! That was like fat people speaking a language together So calzones in Massachusetts are much different than in New York and those are my- calzones is the answer

I- that's my- that's my- What's different? Like my what's different like here It's like a you know like a they put like a pot of cheese in there Yeah, in Massachusetts they do like it's like a roll like a buffalo chicken got it here yeah, but they put a lot of cheese on top the chicken inside and they toast it and For me there was this one in high school. That was this gold fever calzone. You know gold fever from the 99? Oh, yes, so it's like that. It's like a honey barbecue type sauce and I would that was that's why I got fat after college During college. It's golden

99 so they discontinued the place the subgallery. It's called subgalley. They closed down and this is in my hometown And I said to my friends. I'm like, I don't care how you do it The only wedding gift I want is somehow find that calzone the ingredients the people and bring it to the after party somehow And they're like, all right, no say less and so they're gonna do that. I think it's in motion They got in contact with people from the 99 asked for the ingredients like nine's been like nine years. Like this local sub shop that you, oh my God. Dude. So wait, what is it exactly? It's buffalo chicken.

It's like, it's not shredded, but it's like little pieces of chicken calzone and it's like barbecue-y, honey mustard-y, dip it in a fucking ranch. Dude, when things like that get discontinued Like this is not nearly on that level because this is just whatever, but I went to Subway the other day I'm a big Subway guy, I like Subway

They don't have their Southwest Chipotle sauce anymore Oh really? Yeah! They have like Baja um What's it called? um, Cayenne I don't know, one of those things And it's like kinda similar. But it's like, what the fuck?

I'm a big comfort zone guy. When I like something, I like it, and I don't stray away from it. I'll eat the same thing 100 days in a row. So when it's gone, it's like, okay, I guess I'll go to the next place. But the pro point, that's the next best thing. What's that?

It's dude. Dude, I think I screenshotted it. You put it on your story. I'm gonna find a picture of it. You said this was years ago, right? Quite often I gohotted it. You put it on your story. I'm going to find a picture of it. You said this was years ago, right? Quite often I go to my pictures. Probably last summer.

You said before I forget. Like it was yesterday. You want to fucking see this thing? Quite often I go to my pictures and look up from this phone call, from this podcast. Wait, do you say you do that often? Yeah, I'll go to my pictures and look up pizza. What, just to look at them? Just to look at them. Get hungry. They do that often so yeah, I'll go to my pictures and look up pizza But just a look just a look at

I love watching like mukbang videos now. Yeah, not like a great nothing like sexual about it. I just like Watching people. It's so weird how like everything we do now. I just say recently like everything has to be like by the way, that's not Like mukbang videos not in a sexual Literally anything ASMR all of a sudden is like sexuals What the fuck man? You had on your story. Yeah, I know but I'm just googling it's definitely on Google Dude if you know you know what what is what is your lady think of you? Uh she supports me through everything which is it's all I could ask for That's the only thing that matters

I'm a fucking weirdo and I'm I how did you bag her? She's got to be a big humor girl. Look, oh, it's on Google from my tweet. Yes, that's the one, dude. That's the one. I'm so excited to see it. Oh, that looks fire. I put it in the sunlight. Ken's blue cheese, by the way.

Ken's blue cheese is the best blue cheese in the game. This is like Bob Fox with that roast beef sandwich like that whatever whatever goes down like they could reopen if this goes viral I'm telling you it's cheese bread that's almost like everything like fried chicken underneath. Oh, I'm getting that for sure. We should, I'm going to post, I know a couple like chefs and stuff now. I think like Phillip Lee could make that. Yeah. I think we can make this dream come back to life.

I mean, listen, I, every time I go back to Massachusetts, my new thing now is Buffalo Chicken Calzone reviews when I go home. We don't do enough food reviews at Barstool. What's your rating scale? It's out of 30 beers. I like that. That's good though. It's like the ball scale.

Yeah. 27 and a half beers. When someone's proposing to give anyone a bad grade, so I'm like, oh, 27 and a half. No matter what. But I like that. I know Dave does the same thing with pizza reviews where he like understands the power he wields Yeah, I think I think that's that it just shifts. I actually saw a tick tock the other day I wish I could give the girl credit. She said she invented the 7 scale

Which is that there are things that are perfect 7s? It's not intended to ever be a 10. Yeah, you can't call You can't compare Saving Silverman and Oppenheimer. Saving Silverman is a perfect seven out of seven. It's, for what it is, it is perfection. But you can't compare it to something that goes all the way to 10. So there are certain things that need to be,

like the bar is just lower. You know what I mean? I very much get that. I agree. Most people say, like, sometimes they'll be like, rated on the scale one skull one to ten you can't use seven because sevens like a cop-out answer Yeah, this is almost yeah. Yeah, it's like the reverse of that I think because what my point being that like if now if Dave gives you like a six point nine that's like The um fuck was it just gonna say fuck fuck I have. Get there get there get there earn it the earn it

Kill zone land the plane. Oh, yes. Yeah food skills. It should only be good or incredible No bad Bad Food I definitively had bad like but like that's like a tro like that if even had bad food. But like, that's like a tro- if I have bad food, it's not even worth reviewing. Otherwise, it's good or- I very rarely have bad food. If the whole world could just be judged by endless Fidelbergs, like your job, your looks, what you do, like everything's good. Everything's great.

Everything's fine. For the most part, that is true. We're thinking too much into thinking, it's pretty good. Yeah, it's fine. It's pretty good. And then you have time, you're like, that's amazing. That was amazing. 99.9% of the things you have, yeah, that's alright. But like, then there are just pieces of shit. There are really, really bad ones. But, I forget if you were here when I was saying this. Wait, what was that? It was a TV show we watched recently, the episode that was like a, I remember being like, this is offensive. Oh, the De Niro Zero Day show.

Oh yeah, yeah. That was a piece of shit. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That was so bad. That was a piece. But almost then it kind of came around as like entertaining, so then it became like. And this is, I forget if I've told you this,

on G-Man's eating out beliefs. No. If it's not gonna, he's eating out beliefs? No. If it's not going to be a top five or 10 meal of his life, it's a disaster. I just, I don't know. My brain went, I thought you were talking about eating pussy for a second. Eat out is, yeah.

Yeah, well, you know, mukbang is there. It's not going to be the best pussy you've ever eaten. So he's eating out. Nothing sexual. No, but if it's not going to be the best pussy you've ever eaten. So he's eaten out, nothing sexual. No, but if it's not gonna be the best meal you've ever had, let's have it be a disaster that we can laugh about and talk about. Because then it's something more fun to talk about. Yeah.

Because most of the meals just can be like, yeah, that was pretty good. No, I agree. I like a story. The service be a mess, and the food be a nightmare, and the people sitting next to you be fucking horrible. Have you ever heard my onion ring story? No.

This is actually on the Cape. I went to this place and this went like viral. I didn't expect to go viral on TikTok. And I sit down and I see everyone eating onion rings outside on this patio, like probably three people eating onion rings, and they look fucking incredible. And so I asked the waitress, I'm like, hey, can I get some onion rings? And she's like, you can't have onion rings out here. You got to go eat them inside or order them inside and eat them inside. I'm like, all right, I see people eating them, but whatever.

So I go inside and I asked the lady for onion rings and she's like, yeah, but you can only eat them right in this inside bar. Like you can't go out to the outside patio with them. So I'm like, what the fuck's going on? So I'm like, all right, I'm just not out to the outside patio with him. So I'm like, what the fuck's going on? So I'm like, all right, I'm just not gonna order him. I go back and I see the guy across the bar. He's not even eating his onion rings. He's just talking, he's yucking it up with somebody.

He's not even eating his onion rings. He's just fucking, I'm like, dude, eat the onion rings or not. So I go up and I offer him a $10 bill for his onion rings. He's like, ah, just take them, I'm not eating them. I'm busy, whatever. I bring them back to my table. The waitress and everybody is staring at me

Like I did like I'm crazy for eating onion rings outside. So finally I asked I'm like, what's the deal? And then they're like, well the the onion rings are so good that the cook gets overwhelmed If he has to make too many at once So he doesn't want people eating them outside because if everyone sees him outside everyone's gonna order him outside He's like, only people inside can eat them. Because no one's inside because it's a nice day out. So I'm like, all right, so I can't have onion rings? He's like, no, not outside.

That's crazy. I don't want people to see it. I'm going to sell too many of these things. People start buying these things. I'm going to be... So it went viral and then they were really funny about about it, the restaurant, like they made posts about it and they were like, they made like jokes about like when you see somebody outside and you know onion rings.

And it was funny and they're like, they, they righted their wrong and they were like, yeah, come anytime, we'll give you onion rings. But he said, what I found out was it's like an extremely like rare type of way to make onion rings So however he does it it does take like a lot of time and effort It's not just like you know any you can you give me any insight on that cuz it if they're like stringy Onion rings what were they good? Yeah, I do things are like got a point like you saw the onion rings

But like I get it. I'm like starving right now for this podcast. The onion ring to me is like I don't care about the onion. It could be whatever on the inside of that you know what I mean? Like you ever eat the onion ring and kind of the onion like slides out and then there's no you don't eat that. You're just eating the breaded. Yeah, just make me breaded rings, is really what you want, you know? My main takeaway from that story is if you're at a restaurant and you see someone eating a meal that looks good,

you'll go right up to them and buy it off the table. Yeah, like I said, we kind of buried the lead that you paid a stranger $10 for his onion ring. You just said, just take them. You can go up and you see like a burger with like three bites, Are you gonna finish that? I'll give you 20 bucks. Don't you have to hear about that? Oh, I I would I would want to do it I don't think I'd have the ball would do it. Yeah My

Jackie's going to invent the app. It's called Scrap. Like, you have an app for that? I would hate that. You would order people's scraps to your house? No, I wouldn't order it to my house. If I'm at a restaurant, are you saying I order it to my house? Unclear yet, the business plan is not together. So I'm willing to work with you on this.

I think in this app, you're at the restaurant, and somehow you punch in into your app like, hey, I don't want these. Someone can take them your app like hey and then the other person's on the app is like oh those look good maybe it's on the app if we're talking in restaurant no no no no listen that sounds great in theory but what you're gonna get is a bunch of fucking homeless people and people who don't you know they're just gonna sit down order a glass of water and put in I want want leftover filet mignon. Yeah, exactly. Have five bucks a month. Yeah, you gotta have.

Have five bucks a month, yeah, nice. I see people on the corner charging their iPhones at those charging stations, I don't know how they do it. Crazy. Yeah, that would be like a great, not even homeless, but like a college kid move. Go in, I'll order like a bread basket and just wait for there to be leftover filet.

Yeah. Basically, you start running like a soup kitchen. You're basically running like a bread basket and just wait for there to be leftover Yeah, you start running like a soup kitchen you're basically running like a yeah at some point. Yeah, it is gonna be fats and homeless You open a restaurant though, it's just called he got us Somehow both I'm like a weird mix of both Yeah, I got I'm not that fat and I got a home but I'm kind the fat kind of way. I'm like a weird mix of both. Fat and homeless? Yeah. I'm not that fat and I got a home, but I'm kind of fat and homeless. Did you know that Fast Growing Trees is America's largest online nursery? With thousands of different plants and trees grown tough on American soil by American farmers and they have over two million happy customers.

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I do feel bad calling myself fat because it's kind of like disrespect to like like actual fat people But like I'm chunky well we talked about that actually recently that I was saying that Frank I think you're The last person people will call fat. Yeah. Like, like- We were, we were crossing at one point. I was- Wait, what do you mean, the last people will be called fat? Like, well, like, people will be like, Dana's a fat ass. Because he's clearly not.

Oh, yeah. It's like anything else. If you're going to say it to someone's face, they're probably not really that. Right. You know what I mean? So Dana's kind of like, like, like people say Dana's fat. And then, I think you're the bigger guy. Biggest guy people call fat. Because you're a big dude.

Yeah. And then I think Frank, I think Frank has backdoored, biggest guy people call fat. Yeah. Because you're a big dude. Yeah, that's fine. And then I think Frank, I think Frank has backdoored his way into being a fat guy now. You think people will call him fat? I don't think they will. I don't think they will, I think he is.

I think Frank's small enough to be like, well yeah, fat's okay. Shut up, fatso. You would never say that when he's 500 pounds. There was a genuine time period when, if Iowa kept going, we were gonna, he was gonna black me. Yeah, he's in like the low th's, you got the high 2's.

I was 282. And he's down to like 3 teens, right? And I was... I had no plan to stop. It's because at like, Most Dangerous Game Show when we did it, that was like the whole story. That was tough. That was so mean. I have a... That was fucked up. It was like really mean.

But whatever, it's funny. So I mean, I have a video I've always wanted to do. It's like, all right, once I'm under 250 pounds, I'll go skydiving and be like, okay. That was the saddest thing like I've ever heard. But I don't really wanna go skydiving, so I probably won't do it. Was it scary?

You know what you should do though is go. Yeah, you should definitely. Even if you just go and be like I qualify yeah I think we thought about last time you're on the show too but I just have to call it out that diarrhea video is the funniest diarrhea well it's true buddy we all got diarrhea buddy we all got back. We do. You know, people don't want to talk about it. It happens, alright. I have diarrhea right now.

The fucking salad I ate yesterday. Sweet green every time. Diarrhea. Sweet green, every time sweet green comes up, the next good salad I have from sweet green will be the first. Bro, the Manhattan, I don't know if it's, I just know, my whole world is New York, so maybe this is elsewhere, maybe other cities too, but like the Manhattan salad racquet going on $25 salads that just fucking stink and they also give you like they do give you a big portion, but it's like

They give you like a bucket and it's like I don't want all the salad Yeah, so just charge me half the price because I only I only want to have a few bites because I'm trying to lose weight Or I'm trying to eat healthy anyway, so only I only want to have a few bites because I'm trying to lose weight or I'm trying to eat healthy anyway so I don't want to have a bucket of leaves even now you're just giving me excess to charge the price up and that's the only thing about was that pick I there's a lady in the room but the shits you don't shit for three days and then it's horse pile and then it's horse pile. Oh god dude.

You just said I'm sorry there's a lady in a room. Horse pile. You know I asked you earlier how did you get your lady in the room. There's a woman in the room. You just get backed up for three days and then he climbs down. Bro, Horse Pile. It's like a God damn Budweiser commercial. It's like you're at the Cleveland fucking parade and someone's eating that shit. I have to be myself. I'm sorry. Unapologetically, Dana. Oh God. I don't know how I landed a hot fiance I don't do it I was stunned

man yes when I first saw her I was like what the fuck she's cool I don't I don't know how I did it I don't know I have a good charm I guess I'm a good I have a good personality you do well no you know what it is it's actually a great what's not not the word indictment but again it's a great reflection on her yeah because it means shit Yeah, well, but yes, but also that is means like she she likes like a good sense of humor And she knows what really matters and like we how'd you meet her she Instagram DM me? Oh no way Hey, I had a mullet

Give her shit for that. I'm like you like me when I had a mullet. So don't ever tell me to grow up for that I'm like you like me when I had a mullet so don't ever tell me to grow up you ever have a moment where like where the person you're with will say someone else like like that would give me that's like a yellow flag in my mind like wait a minute you liked me when I look like that yeah when I when you're with someone they're like we're watching a movie like that guy's hot it's like that guy now like everything's out the window now Marty texted me yesterday because on the on the show I was talking about the wedding and I said it was very beautiful and like When they speak to each other you believe them and I was like, yeah, I was like Marty They're like the two most in love people ever. It's crazy. It's crazy. And I was saying that I was like really genuinely thinks that Marty is

The best-looking funniest man in the world and I was like, and I think he's very handsome. I think he's very funny. But I don't think he's the funniest in the world. So Marty texted me, like, so I'm not the hottest guy in the world. And then we just had a full conversation about who we think the hottest guy in the world. Who is it? It's Chris Hemsworth. I said that to Marty. I was like, arguably the gayest thing about me. And there's a long list is that I have a hard answer for who's the hottest guy in life. Like, I don't think about it.

I know who it is. I think it's way more definitive for men than it is for women. I think it's way more definitive for women. I think it's way more definitive for men than it is for women. That tomorrow I was like arguably the gayest thing about me and there's a long list is that I have a hard answer for who's The hottest guy like I'm like Definitive for men than it is for women. I think you're gay if you don't have an answer for that I'll see guys that way I've never even considered Handsome person looks like right like so did you see? Terrence Howard came out and said that he was offered the role of Marvin Gaye

in like a monster movie? It would have been like the biopic of like Marvin Gaye, I think was like a big time director all that, but he was in the closet and so part of the movie was going to be that like he had to be gay and he was like, nope, not doing it. It is weird. He was like, I can't, he goes, I wouldn't be able to do it. I wouldn't be able to pretend. I was like, you're a fucking actor. He goes, I wouldn't be able to do it. I wouldn't be able to pretend.

I was like, you're a fucking actor. And like, you know, I'm sure he's done other roles. You're a villain, you're a bad guy. You fucking kill, rape, murder, whatever. Like, you can pretend all that, but you can't just pretend to be gay. Not saying, I mean, it would be hard to like make out with a dude or do whatever, you know, that shit's not easy.

But like, the guys who do do it are like you win Oscars And you're heralded as like the best no one runs around being like Jake Gyllenhaal What a fucking gay loser you know you think you're scary like gonna pop a boner. Maybe when he's It's weird that gay like gay is like the only thing you could say that about and it's like like that would be I don't Know cancelable is the right word like you get a lot of trouble if you like I'm not doing that. I would not be one of those people right? He's like no. I'm not doing gay. I refuse to do gay and everyone's like well It's an actor's choice like and it is I agree that it is but it's weird just being a podcast and be like I would like he would probably I would never joke about being I would never act like I'm gay

He would probably play Hitler before he did that Like here's you want to be a war criminal or, you know, just have like a scene where you like flirt with a dude. It's like the Hitler. I would argue though, by the way, that I think if people were to look around Barstool, I think the phrase out-kicked coverage would be thrown around quite a bit, which I think negates that phrase. I think that that's the appropriate coverage. Yeah. I think that this is like proof positive that like funny and charm and all that shit means

more. I take it as a mess. I mean, you guys really are, it's not like you guys are ugly or anything like that. So it's all just kind of Barstool fans of kind of, we're like caricatures. You know what I mean? You're fat, you're ugly. It's like, we're all normal looking people but just the point that it's like a bunch of beautiful girls are all linked up with these guys who would

are they Chris Hemsworth no but it's like they work here because they have personality and they're charisma charismatic and all that shit yeah and so it works that's the coverage. I take it as a massive compliment. Yeah that's the other thing. Anytime I see a comment like that I'm like you're right. Yeah. It's great. Yeah it's almost like you don't want to be in your coverage. Yeah. What, I want to date an ugly girl? Yeah man you guys would you onside kick this one? I recovered it yeah. But that's got to also be weird like if somebody said that about you with a guy. weird like if somebody said that about you with a guy I'd be so pissed right yeah they'll click their coverage oh yeah wait no you're saying I'm saying you're punching if you were dating a guy that everyone was like how did he land

her oh yeah oh my god I would love that you would like that yeah because I guess that just means you're but you do you have thoughts of like, oh, I guess I should be with a hotter guy? Good question. No. So you just view it as you're saying I'm way hotter than the person I'm with. And that's a good thing. Yeah. I think maybe it's like confidence wise, but I don't know if I would get with a guy who I I need to be a little hotter than him. I think that's a good way to I think that's a key to a happy relationship. Yeah. The girl should be hotter than the guy. The girl should be like hotter and smarter than the guy. Yeah.

I think so. Yeah. Smarter in the sense of like you know. Smarter in the sense of like life's like you're not like a you know we're all like idiots. Yeah. and a girl will like keep a home nice and like you know dress the right way and like all those things you know Fucking closet in my old apartment before I had a beautiful person to go home to I just had piles of like clothes Yeah, we'll be clean clothes. Yeah, throw them in the car Are you on the floor of it or does she take care of you or you do it to like I don't like oh go I just had piles of clothes. Yeah, I'm a big pile guy too. Clean clothes. Just throw them in the closet. Now, do you take care of it? Or does she take care of it for you? Or do you do it to keep her happy?

I'm not like, oh, go do the dishes. But she'll do it. And I'm like, oh my god, that just happened. I'd wait a week for that. I really believe that's kind of what balances out the fact that stereotypically men are providing. Like I've said before, no guy ever really has the thought of like, I'll just marry a woman with money and not have to worry about money ever.

That's a pretty standard thing for like a lot of chicks. But then the- My laundry smells so good nowadays. Yeah, that's what I mean. And then, so in return, like, you do that shit that we hate. Yeah. And then everybody wins. Just accept it.

I always think of like movies or TV shows when like a guy gets divorced and then he has to go like Live in squalor or you want to call it and I'm always like that's where I end up I've been here for 15 years Not a fear for me of like you know what I mean like if you get married right out like like in the old days When you get married at 18 and whatever like you're like oh I don't know how to keep a home like I don't know how to keep home either but I can survive in it I everybody has a limit but like a pile of clothes somewhere does not affect me and like it just does you know again

stereotypically between men and women but it's also just like type a personality and type B personality shit like if there is, like I get such a kick out of when girls will like, just kind of like. Okay, now that's clean. But like, that's not, that's the same fucking shit. But it's just gotta like look a certain way. And so, I mean, when I first moved out and was single again, it was, I wasn't like living in squalor,

but it would definitely be like, yeah, I don't know there's some clothes over there I had a table that was just like that was my table to put stuff on my drawers are empty Yeah, my bureau. I have tons of clothes Everyone has a line Like you would Piss like in like I'd just be too lazy to go to the bathroom piss her bottle Everyone has a line. How old were you when you were keeping piss bottles? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, I'm not gonna... It's just all myself. You're putting it all the way in? Yeah! It's almost like an asteroid, like a space thing, it's like, it's like it's docked in. All the way.

Of course you put it in. Right? I don't want to be like a high horse guy, I go pee in toilets, I'm sorry. I have been in a bottle before, I've been in a car, but usually, unless, unless you have like a body armor bottle that's got like a, but if it's like a Poland spring, like you're in trouble. If there's a game on an important part of the game. Wait, no, it's one thing. I thought this was like you wake up 2am hungover.

You're up awake and watching a game. This was back in the day. Yeah, that's insane Marty used to sit there like third quarter No, you would she would walk in my room. What the fuck is that? I thought you think on the couch with you just like Can you believe the call time out there? I'm I'm with you. I'm 99.9.'m 99.9999. I'm pissing in a toilet. I would really like that to be 100. I'm not gonna lie. Boys, that's a good thing is to make that 100.

Look, it's 100. It's as close to 100 as you can get. I'm just saying in my lifetime. Currently today, I'm just saying in my lifetime bottles have been around. From now until you are dead, will you pee in a bottle? For sure. Yes. But the... So then it's definitively not on you.

But like, it won't be in my apartment. Like, up... Okay, if you're like in a car or in a jam, but like, will you... In my apartment, I will not pee in the water. Okay, that's a good first step. Yeah. I'm proud of you guys.

Dean is not agreeing to that. Of course. Dude, I had a buddy in college who would just piss on the floor. Just sober? What? Like, it was, his were extreme hangovers and stuff like that. I never witnessed this, that I know they had a rug to carpet and they'd be like, careful

there's a lot of piss on that. It was in like their actual dorm room, like not like, it wasn't a college apartment, it was like their literal- Oh, I'm sure that would have stopped them. Their literal dorm room. And um- What would you do if you were dating somebody? And let's just say he was the perfect, the whole package. Looks, money, charm.

Two very handsome men. And you find out that like in the middle of the night, if he's hungover, he just rolls over and pees on the floor. I can't. Just you though, it's a secret. No one else knows, but you know. You gonna stay with that guy? I can't.

That's not even my worst friend. My worst friend, this is, I think I've mentioned this before, but this is, we had an apartment in Newport on Davis Ave, and he would jerk off, but he didn't like it landing on his stomach or rag or whatever he had, so he would just, again,

he would do the same thing where he would roll and he'd just come on the floor. And then dude, we, it was, you know, we all had our own bedroom at this apartment, and so we like, we didn't go into those rooms that often, and one day he was at work, and we went into his room, and it looked like the floor of a jungle, because all the gum that had just collected like dirt and dust

So it was like tons of brown black spots So then we just built a jungle. We like we got we had nothing to do that day So we got drunk and we got my one of my buddies was a construction worker and he got a bunch of wire And then we paper mached a full tree that came out into his into his fan So it had leaves it looked like a tree you decorated like around the calm a full tree that came out into his fan. So it had leaves that looked like a tree. You decorated like around the com? And the floor was just covered with dust.

Decorated around the com. I'm gross. I'm not that gross. That is the grossest thing that's been said. No, it was carpet? No, that was hardwood. The carpet was in the college. Hardwood is covered with dust. That's how was hardwood the carpet was in there

That's how it was collecting the dust and stuff I thought it was like but the slip And he was banging girls still not cleaning the Like girls should be like we're like, what do you guys think is that is I guess you Yeah, I would be like, I don't know you spilled or the wood is like rotten I would never like the last thing on my list would be like you just come on the floor That is Crazy yeah, it's a lot when I'm like that's fun. Yeah Do you have anything you wish you didn't say? Do you wish you took back? Did you take back the butt funnel? No, I don't give a fuck about that

I offered that one up so casually Did you wait wait wait Let me just when you said that cuz there's one of my favorite things about blogging and podcast all this shit content is You know one of the most important things you can do is be relatable So when you say something that everybody goes like yep Like did you think that one and I was like people are gonna be like yeah I think I'm at my best when I'm just like

Leonard it do you have anything you regret like is there a moment or? Was so dumb how much was it? 100 grand? Yeah. And like very noble what you did but you know like ALS is still going strong. Not really. You gave the whole thing up? Well Dave gave me 20k on the side which was nice. After the fact to be like Yeah, that's that's good. So that that made it feel that was one of my favorite things by the way when he was so Anti and you just proved him wrong. It's nice to win one, you know in a major way I mean a million dollars a merchant in a week is like and you know He spun it as like well that happened because of me and like I made Yes, it affected that but it was ripping. And like, I made, yes, it affected it.

But it was ripping, it was a thing. It affected things, but like, if it was someone else other than you, it wouldn't have worked. Yeah, it needed both people. So it was a perfect storm. And had, so maybe had he not got involved, maybe don't do a million in a week,

would you do a million in a summer? That's still fucking incredible. Well, the thing about Barstool, is you get a lot of people get pigeon holed to their character or persona I don't know when it runs out I'm 32 I don't think it does like I don't I don't really do that anymore but that's the thing is you don't need like if you as long as you chug a beer like you ever know here like you know like a moment once a year, you know, at a moment here and there. Yeah, yeah. Cause you know what, also I would say at Barstool,

there's very few people that look old, or look, I feel like a lot of people at Barstool, people are always surprised at their age. Yeah. I wanna say too, I am not hungover right now, I have really bad allergies, that's why I look swollen. Oh, you know what you kind of look like? Luckily you don't look half as bad as Pabs did, so we don't even know. Yeah, forget about allergies. Pabs look like you got pepper sprayed. You kind of right now, at least from the side,

look like The Rock in his new movie playing that UFC guy. Is that good? I have not seen the trailer. Oh really? Oh you don't watch trailers anymore? Yeah, I intentionally avoided it. It looks looks I don't know if the rock has has the acting chops But it's with Emily blood. I don't know why where it came that he's a bad actor I know people say it all the time like I watched fast five two nights ago. He's a great actor. He's he's fantastic again There's love. You know maybe but like fast five is perfect seven out of seven But I think the which it is that was exactly what I was picking Yeah, no, it's not. Yeah The oh it's not literally no, it's not

I'm telling you from the side right now. It's kind of what you look like. How was that the rock? He's like wearing makeup and shit. Well, that's not his face They know movies work sometimes like oh, I had bad one recently that sinners I thought that Michael B Jordan had a brother yes I heard that you are like was there Michael B Jordan and Michael C Jordan prank video she was like she I didn't know she was filming and she's like, oh my god, you were right. His name is Nicholas a Jordan That's a bad one yeah Those are the moments where I'm like, okay. Yeah, I am dumb that that is a dumb moment Like I genuinely thought he had a brother the whole time That is stupid.

But it's also like, it's just kind of a harmless... You just take life as it is. It's like when people are like, that video is fake, you didn't know, and it's like, yeah, I don't know, somebody posted a video and I thought it was fake. When people do that, like, you're so gullible, like What is that? I'm not gullible, I'm pure of heart, and I just

listen to what you told me, like, why did you tell me the wrong thing? Why did everybody tell me you didn't have a brother? You're intentionally trying to trick me, and it worked. See, what's going on there? That was like a promo. They made a video. If I saw that, I would be fooled. I was told something fun and decided

to ride with the vibes. That's not on me. Yeah. That's on you for being a liar. And is it that crazy to think that he has a twin brother? No. No. Well, that's a little bit crazy.

By this point, I think we would know if they did. See, how does that happen? I definitely have a theory. If I saw that, I would tell everyone he has a twin brother? No. No. That's a little bit crazy. By this point I think we would know. See how does that happen? I definitely have a theory. If I saw that I would tell everyone he has a brother. I think that something just happened maybe you know uh in like the world of video editing because this is there's a lot of this right now and I think that they figured out a way to like you could be on camera at the same time and they all want to use this little trick now because it's there's a lot of this oh I my understanding of it is it's very easy and the only reason I think that is because we did it on making a gambler yeah yeah yeah you did pretty well

remember that yeah yeah really but like they're doing it they did it with this cut yeah are you watching you do you want you know there's there's a like there's a girl the girl from Pitch Perfect plays two people, plays twins in the. They did it with Lindsay Lohan. Yeah. But when you watch those, it's a lot of like, it's a redhead from behind.

And this is like, they are side by side in every scene, talking at the same time, doing things together. Freaks me out. Are you going to honeymoon? Not right after the wedding we're doing like a little mini moon going to Nantucket a couple days after the wedding and then we're gonna do New Year's save some money. Where you headed? We don't know yet. Yeah that's nice too though do it when it's cold. Yeah. Yeah, we're gonna Man, I have a feeling that post wedding Dana beers

Come back fully yes completely you feel normal again. But, I don't know. 280s? That could be 280. The problem with 280 is just the number seems shocking. It's just the fat face. The sticker shock is... Watching yourself on camera... Get liposuction in your face. Get rid of the fat in your face. The rest, from there down, could be fat. Seeing yourself on camera being like, that that guy's gross every frame is not I I don't like that Every single day, I just think I'm so gross But it really is like you're looking at yourself is the problem like I've never watched the Dana video million that guys fuck

Yeah, it's just you're walking in Comparably I'm definitely like fine. I'm not I'm a little chunky, but I'm alright You got a completely poor call when you have hair. That's fucking. I do have hair That's a that's a I wish I could fucking I wish I wasn't 32 and couldn't have my mullet anymore Yeah, it was so good you also Ethnicity are you Egyptian? Yeah, I was gonna say Egyptian. Yeah, I'm technically African-American That is true. You and Elon. I never used it to my advantage.

I didn't put it on any applications or anything. My grandma was straight up like, like his skin color was like completely black. Well that's why I, cause you had that olive skin. You got like nice skin. Yes. So you got like three of the four things. Yeah, I mean I would never say actually in all seriousness I'm black but technically I'm African American. There was something recently where were you uh someone was like we don't have his name on the list like what's his last name? Like uh. Oh oh. Beers. Beers. When I was trying

to book a room. For the room right. I had I thought the code to get a room for when Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, I was like, my brain was just like, oh, that's the code. It's a tough one. So I was like, I just kept saying it different ways and they're like, you're not getting it, sir. That's not the code. And I was like, is it Barawi? And they're like, nope. Barawi? And they're like, they go, it's something with the bride's last name too.

And I was like, I know her last name. So I was trying to say both. And they're just like, nope. And I'm like, they're trying to give me codes to Guess it so I'm spelling it. I'm like I think I'm a spell you need to prove it Can you speak you know what we're talking about here like just give me the fucking code it was just I think it's a Decay I I think it's to keep the safety or whatever I get it Yeah, but I was just like I don't I was just reading her the full invitation

I was like I don't know what words you're looking for here, but like I'm reading the full invitation I don't know what it was. I eventually got it, but it was Bawari Barraoui Barraoui people I've had people genuinely broken-hearted when they found out my last name's not there That's another one when it's like because I thought his name he told me it was a great name It's like Alicia Keys. She plays the piano. He's Beer, I don't know. I don't ever remember putting Dana's name in my phone Jacobson I don't know why it's in there like that That's like a ESPN

And you left it I have no recollection that's still it that's still But I was like I Am sports center I put in beers every time like in my text and I'm in the never finds it I'm like oh yeah sorry I don't know why I have miss Dana Jake no I've had people with genuine like very sad to find out that's not my real name you should just you should legally change your name I should that would be a good name Dana beers that's I saw like he just Kevin beers no good John beers

Yeah, there was a tweet from some guy that was like shitting on Barstool or something. He's like He's like some like Danny beers or something. I'm like Are you ever gonna bring back the balcony bed I Okay, well I have breaking news. I'm sure you guys probably know about it. I am moving to Chicago. I have, that was something someone brought up at the wedding. I'm sorry, I know, I love everyone here.

I just, I think career wise it's smart. I was like, oh yeah, I think I knew that, but I don't know if I did. Yes, so I'm officially going after the wedding and I am talking to a realtor and I said I need a balcony. Only thing that matters, balcony. We've got a zero bedroom, 200 square foot, is there a balcony? I'm in. She was like what are your musts? I'm like balcony, a good living room, like I need a balcony. That was the peak of my life. Okay, Ben. Yeah, I was the pain in Chicago Much now, are you and France is gonna keep doing anything? Yeah, we're gonna so

Big cat said he would definitely fly me back to do it and like bang out a bunch for the month Yeah, you know like you'd backlog them and then come back, but I don't know I just I think being like in a locker room environment is good for me You know as you know I'm just kind of like Better when there's a lot of shit happening chaos driving chaos. Yeah, I I feel like just being around Stuff that's like stupid like I enjoy stupid shit And there's always stupid shit going on there like dumb shit that I feel like I would do well with I agree That's I don't know I I feel like when you look up like a Chicago guy

beers at Wrigley like you honestly like should be from Chicago yeah it's gonna be you know we'll see what happens but I have some ideas on the works but I definitely don't want to stop doing this stuff with Francis cuz like that's it is so I think it's like Actually the funniest thing of course already. I actually told him this morning And he was like yeah like do what you got to do, but we should definitely keep it up And yeah, I I get that's one of the shows at bar so I get people talking to me the most about yeah good It's awesome

It doesn't do that well like views wise, but I really doing it no not really like on Instagram It does well, but but that that's what like everything's just a clip show Yeah, and also like well is so relative man. It's just like you know when for better or worse We're around people that do monster monster views, and it's like there are people who would fucking kill Yeah, to do the numbers you're doing you know the first year of anything you can't really look at yeah But it's like I feel really good about it. And that's all it really matters to me. It's just we don't we never asked for promotion or anything.

We're just like we're just going to do this. That's the other thing is, I think, being able to stand on your own, too. Yeah. At like this level of views versus like if it bars was pumping it every day and it's up here, it's like, yeah, well, I'd rather be we don't have any resources, just me setting up cameras. Yeah. So it's just like also also, honestly, in general with content, we've kind of reached a point where it's like some things get sold really well, other things don't get sold really well.

Whatever the reason is for that, I don't know. But it's like, I don't know, your job is to make content. You're making content. It's funny. People like it. Yeah. Whether, you know, it's got a bunch of sponsors or this, that or the other. It's like, that's technically not really your job. And it seems to not really matter. I mean, of course, you've got to make the company money, and if you do better, everyone does better, all that shit. I'm not saying you shouldn't care about monetizing, but it's like, you've been around long enough where it's like, sometimes I've had things that smash hit zillion beers,

other times things that don't work, but like, they're not going anywhere. So do what you like and what's good and eventually they'll fall into place. Yeah, I mean, I love it here. I just want to, I think I need a little fresh start. Get that bag, bro. I mean, not yet, but hopefully. I'm kind of just hoping to get like a little kickstart for my career. Because I feel a little bit flatlined right now,

where I'm just coming in, doing my stuff, putting it out. Are you on a content contract or a production? I think it says senior video producer slash content, whatever that means. Yeah, I mean, titles aren't really a thing here. But I do think sometimes when it's like, are you making content? I report to Dave. I know that.

So yeah, content. But I don't know. I mean, I just want a little fresh start and if you wanna say he wants a fresh start too, do something new. So we're gonna do it. Is she from, where's she from? She's from New York.

So she's never left here. So it's a whole new thing for her. And it's a little scary, but it's exciting. Yeah, that'd be cool. I think you're gonna be great. And we also will be here. We're definitely coming back a lot, because her job is like, she still needs to be in once a month for her job.

Oh really? I'll be in New York and still chopping it up, so. Please don't hate me too much. Bro. I don't want to leave, like everyone, I love everyone here. If anybody hates anybody for making a career choice, like if you were to leave, Barstow. I don't know. I don't want to ruffle any feathers. I know there's the two offices, and I don't want it to be like,

oh, Dana's leaving New York. If there are people who have a problem with that, it's like anybody, if you just go to another company, it's like, you've got to do what's best for you. But that's the plan. I mean, we'll see what happens. But I'm excited and- Dana Beers takes Chicago.

It's kind of the regular bleachers. I was gonna say, you almost need, the series should be like, Transplant Chicago man like finds his way home. You know what I mean? Like you were separated at birth, like you were actually born in Chicago, from a Chicago family, didn't know it. You Chicago roots the african-american who joins

I just want a clip of Dana going I am african-american Black Lives Matter rally Africa Black Lives Matter rally drinking a beer All right, man good shit dude, I'm happy to be using a I'm going be a good boy Thanks for watching!