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Episode Date: February 6, 2024

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potato bowl i can afford a lot of smash potato bowls and i'm gonna get all of them so yeah we're back here uh once again another content house another week in the hotels it's it's it's like kevin mccallister another another night in the trenches here we go um it's always a good time out here i think i feel like i thought that uh there was like it was going to be a spectacle i know we're here very very early but i feel like i was expecting there to be more stars and more like everything because vegas in the super bowl and i guess we'll find out later in the week but i even feel like leading up to it i thought that i thought that a lot an american super bowl in las vegas was going to be like the you know the event of the century yeah and i feel like it's just kind of at least building up to just be like another super bowl i don't i can't have an opinion yet the

airport was fine but i just mean like that yeah like like we're here it's it's fucking monday nope nothing's happening yet so actually but it is like i was to see, I wanted to go to the U2 show. The U2 only is doing one show this week. I figured they'd do it every night. That's what I mean. I thought everything was going to be in town. I thought everything was going to be, you know, raging. Well, Vegas is-

But I guess this is just Vegas all the time. So it's not like special for them. I don't care about Vegas, man. Well, you know- Vegas is like someone read a book about fun and then built Vegas. Made it, yeah. Where it doesn't, and this is obviously me personally speaking, it doesn't translate for me. It's like Vegas is like a super team, but there's no team chemistry.

I like that. I like that a lot. It's like, it's got everything, but none of it works. None of it gels. None of it messes. It's like, we got gambling. We got hookers. We got bars. We got hookers. We got bars.

We got clubs. We don't really have bars, at least not where I know. Okay, so this is what I was going to say. If you're a person who likes gambling, hookers, and clubs, it's the greatest place in the world. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And guess what, John? There's a lot of people who like gambling, hookers, and clubs. It's pretty much all devices in one spot.

When you are like us, don't gamble. When we do drink and party, want to be like a dive bar yeah uh don't really care for like you know pool parties and taking your shirt off in public and all that stuff is that on camera that we might need to have a permanent jackie can i don't know how we're gonna do this we might need to just put her ass right in the middle so that when she does her weird things... That was crazy. That was insane, man. What was she doing?

She had a bracelet. Can you reenact it? Fidgeting with her bracelet? Get it now. It's not going to translate, but it was... You're just sitting there struggling with your bracelet for no reason in the middle of the show. I'm chilling right now. But you think I'm chill. I'm not like, I'm chilling right now.

But you think this is a good time to be like, it was, it was like minding my own business. I wasn't like, I wasn't like how dare Jackie distract me. It was more like, come on, Jackie,

you can do this. Once I felt myself struggling, I was like, I am indirect. I thought it was John right now. Anyway, Vegas is, if you like vegas vegas is awesome if you don't like vegas vegas sucks yeah it sounds like a stupid statement but it actually makes perfect sense when you think about it it's like analytics where it's like we have this is the best team right here possible it's like well guess what i'm gonna fucking blow them out in the playoffs yeah like like it yeah it's

like a one seed versus an eight seed right like but the eight seeds i could die if you if you gave me the choice of like a dive bar and like some gritty fucking you know sawdust on the floor and throw me in a dive bar east side where you at i'll have more fun than i will here yeah and that it would be upset city for us but again there's a ton of people who do love it like i'm just not the type who's gonna go sit at a blackjack table for 10 hours well that we talked about that last night. We walked through the casino quickly. First of all, casinos are way smaller than you think they are. Every casino, because they're all like 1,000.

It's just a hotel. The casino, every casino I've ever been to is pretty tiny. I don't think I agree with that. I feel like the casinos in Vegas are very big. But what's big? Like 20 roulette tables? 10? Oh, yeah. I mean, I don't know. I don't think I agree with that. I feel like the casinos in Vegas are very big. But like what's big? Like 20 roulette tables? 10? Oh, yeah.

I mean, I don't know. I don't know. I just feel like I get it. I thought when I was younger and hadn't been, I thought they were like multi-floor, huge productions. In my experience, and I don't have a ton of experience, to be fair, they're like a handful of tables in the middle of the room, in the middle of the floor. We walked around the one last night.

We did a full lap. That's not a big casino. I think we're going to the wrong casino. I don't think you've ever been in a real casino. Have you been to like, what is it, the Bellagio and like that? Those are big, I think. The Wynn. I've been to the Bellagio, I believe.

I don't know, whatever. Yeah. I've been to the Bellagio I believe I don't know whatever but if you get a table one of the most fun things I've ever done was have an entire blackjack table with me and my friends and it got hot

and you didn't have to worry about not knowing what to do or pissing somebody off if you hit or stayed and the dealer was kind of cool if you were like hit and they make you know you don't want to do that and they like you know it was it was it wasn't for big money but we were all like we all got excited but that was one of those things like i you know when you try to recreate it it was like i don't know that first time that we all did it at the bachelor party and it was good it was fun it was it was good and then you try to do it again and again and it kind of – it's diminishing returns.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if you know what you're doing on a craps table, I'm sure that's awesome. If you know how to play poker and you're doing like high stakes poker in Vegas, I'm sure the adrenaline and the potential win out is insane. But I – these guys were like – you know what my favorite is? When they're like, you get free drinks, man. It's like, I'm gonna sit at this table for 10 fucking hours while the waitress comes around like maybe four times

and I've got a tipper enough that I should just be buying the fucking drinks myself and I can also just afford the drinks. I don't need to sit here and gamble for no goddamn reason.

It's like, free drinks, but I lost 2,500 bucks in five minutes. Awesome, man. So, it's not the, not exactly ideal Free drinks, but I lost $2,500 in five minutes. Awesome, man. So it's not exactly ideal for the KFC. Do you like Vegas?

Have you been to Vegas? Yeah, six times. I was going to say, because it's easy for you, right? Yeah. I used to work here. Exactly. But I've never been here of age, so I've never taken a part of any gambling or anything. They're pretty short of age, too, right? What did you do when you came here, then?

Well, soccer tournaments, three of them. I mean, when you're number one in the country. 12 and under. Yep, that's right. We heard about this in the car ride on the way home from the airport. And then formals, when fraternity they'd bring me. That little eye roll, that uh they brought me you know they brought your girl and then one for wwe ah yes the greatest are you a vegas type no

no but i love it like i feel like in a past like like again i've never really taken a part of like any anything here but like but like, but you know, the, the like clubs, like, no, I'm not like a clubber club rat, but like,

you're not going to go out tonight and just like do a bunch of Molly and party in the club and get bottles and shit. I mean, we'll see. I would like to put on record. I would like to do mushrooms this week. Um, not chocolate mushrooms.

If anyone is a listener and they live in vegas and they know how to get mushrooms send the main account a dm um i would like to buy that let's make our our illicit drug use official please put it on the company owned accounts please thank you very much the uh what do you want to do like go in the desert and shit? No, no, no, no. I want to host a dozen halftime show. By the way, let's quickly. We're all over the place here. We got to settle in because there's just so much shit going on.

But let's just make one thing very clear. The number one team in the country being the host of the halftime show is one of the most disrespectful things i've ever seen in my life and i'm almost mad at you me why it it's it's a testament to how i guess cool the booze ponies are but how like blase they are like anyone else that would, they would have like stamped their feet into the fucking tournament. It would have been like, we're the number one team in the country. We're playing in the fucking tournament, Jeff. And you guys are just like, I'll just be funny. That will be the whole, the halftime show.

Although it is a good spot right now for you on the flip side. You can't lose. Yeah. So you can go in there and talk all this shit you want and be like, we're better than you. We're better than you. We're better than you. We're better than you. And you don't have to worry about the possibility of losing.

That's actually a good spot. Given the choice between playing in a trivia tournament or hosting a Dove and Dozen show, a halftime show, high on mushrooms, unicorn costume i'll take the latter i don't have my unicorn costume yet but i do have a plan to buy all of us unicorns i was gonna say that that that the booze ponies in effect uh would be i mean it's it's but it is one of the more silly things like if they're again the dozen has been uh running amok it's been out of control the you know put a tent on that circus jeff d low get a fucking handle on your league commissioner uh so i guess it's very fitting right now that

the best team in the country isn't even in the the vegas tournament but that'll be a sure i mean forget about the teams playing i just want to see the number one team in the country host and talk that shit um i there was almost a chance that that john wasn't even gonna wasn't even gonna be here i uh we we flew out separately and i was talking to john i was like when do you get in and he said i might not get in at all because i just got on my plane and there's no tv. And I considered not sending it, but I did say, I chose my wording, my text carefully,

seeing as I was literally sitting on the plane, and I said, I might do something drastic. Just in case they're watching, or can see it or something. Yeah, that's in case anyone's worried about how closely the FBI and CIA and stuff

look at your phone. You could be sitting three feet from the pilot and go, I might do something fucking drastic on this flight. Nothing happens. And they'll leave you be. He had no TV on an airplane for five and a half, six hours. But no TV is not ideal, but it's not so bad. Did you have Wi-Fi?

Had Wi-Fi, but didn't have i i have this is an afternoon flight i don't charge my phone at night and so i i got to the airport with like 40 battery quickly it was 20 and like i couldn't i didn't have enough battery to watch it because they give you like the screening room on your phone so i just i just sat there and i was the very first row of the plane and i just stared at a wall and i for the entire flight that's one of the craziest dude i i actually i never felt so bad we were texting on the plane and and he he was doing the math he was like he was like i've got three and a half hours left and i probably only got like two hours of battery so that means i'm gonna have like 90 minutes of just absolutely nothing you don't really realize how much you don't nowadays just have any like like you never have nothing yeah sitting on a plane

uncomfortable just like like looking around like you just look out the window you don't you didn't have a book you didn't bring anything because you figured you'd have your tv uh in 2024 on a on a long flight like you know short flights you don't have tv sometimes but on a flight to vegas new york to vegas gotta have a tv john was like i'm sweating thinking about it i was i was genuine i felt i felt something for you dude i was like oh my god i don't know what i would do i would have to beg somebody for drugs on the plane does anybody have anything that can knock me out well it was like sometimes i think i'm like part x-man and uh and i will this is one where like this was some uh dr x what's his name professor x professor x jesus christ uh where i was just like i was

standing that blue wall and i was like fall asleep you son of a bitch fall asleep right now that doesn't surprise me man yo your body i was out for like an hour and a half you are a uh you're like a despicable jason bourne you're like a low budget homeless jason bourne you can't like fight or any of that shit but you can do i can sleep i can eat all all of your like the the consuming and like like you're just a gutter version yeah it did it i think the way what's your x-men power the way i heal i've, I've talked about before how I broke bones and didn't know for a while. And then I've had like, I had a shoulder surgery that my friend was like, dude, I was in a cast for like six months and it's still fucked up.

And I was like, I started going to the gym a week later. Like, I was fine. And there was something else. I had something else. Oh, my appendix burst. They were like, it's literally the biggest appendix we've ever seen. I'm sorry, when it didn't burst. They were like, we've never seen an appendix this big that hasn't exploded before.

That's great. I think I have some X-Men powers. You're a mutant. That's what you're looking for. You're a part mutant. But you're a mutant in the truest form of the word. Yes, yeah, yeah, yeah. Where people go, oh, that guy's a mutant.

That's you, John. Like you went swimming in some Fall River radioactive fucking water hole one day and came out just half animal, half half monster i i thought i was gonna have a crazy plain lady 2.0 the reason i said all that is because i didn't think it until uh david price tore his ucl and went on the dl for like a couple of weeks and the doctor james andrews was was like it fixed and the doctor james was like i've never seen this happen before he's like an x-man and i was like that would happen that's me that's me me and david price both x-men i had uh what was i think the the

rudest person that has ever existed in my entire life as i was boarding the plane this woman who looks like a biker chick from like the 80s still living that life is like of course it's me of course it's the last gate we were at B55 it was truly the last fucking gate in JFK

she was like I ran a half a mile for this and she's just saying it to everybody anybody and everybody she's all alone and she just keeps going fucking i can't believe it i did this for this whatever we get she's sitting up first class somehow and this guy asks her to switch seats just like a guy like me imagine me and feidelberg actually i i went through this in my head imagine if me and feidelberg were on a plane sitting separately if i asked to sit with you that would be weird right yes yeah because she was like for sure she right to this guy's face was

like really you're gonna go you want to sit with your friend and i was like oh my god this woman is just ripping your dick off right in front of you he was like yeah i just want to sit with my friend she's like you're a grown man and you want to just sit with your friend we do this all the time you you and i yeah yeah we do it and don't do it so we sit separately that's what made me think because in the moment i was like i mean whatever like let like i just want to sit with this friend what's the fucking difference and then i was like wait a minute no i'm right uh she's right i'm with her because we do sit separate all the time and i've never once have been like can we can we sit together because there's just no fucking reason.

We're all going to watch our own thing and do our own shit, right? But God bless the poor woman who was sitting in that row because she did switch with the guy, and this woman talked for six straight hours. I have video of her getting on the plane talking. I have video of her when we're sitting down talking i have video of her as we were landing talking the whole fucking time and this girl sitting next to her just just entertained she just put up with her and was kind of like either putting on a show or enjoying it just laughing and you know chit-chatting small talk this woman goes uh yeah you're gonna hate me so annoying, I know, but don't worry.

She goes, I'm going to drink a bunch and take some Valium. It'll be totally fine. And I don't know if the Valium never came. I don't know if she's just a mutant like John. She powered through. I watched her drink several vodka drinks, and I don't know if the Valium never took, but she babbled and yelled for five and a half straight fucking hours.

I've never seen anything more rude in my life. I was like, this is a insane display of lacking social cues. It was at that and Chris Sims was on my plane, Chris Sims and Matthew Barry. And as I walked on the plane, some guy did not know who Chris Sims was. And I don't think he was happy about it. Really? He was like, I walked into like halfway through the conversation and I just heard him say

to Chris, Chris Sims, right? Yeah. He's the one on TV, right? Yeah. Yeah.

Well, there's Phil and Chris. Chris is the younger one. Right, right, right, right, right.

There's a Matt Sims though, right? But he never like, he's not in the industry. Yeah. So, so this guy goes, Oh,

so are you in the industry? And I heard him go, are you going to have to look it up for yourself pal no way like oh fuck so that means as who as like as they sat down they were probably talking about football and he didn't know that he played and then he was probably talking about about being on tv and he didn't know he's on tv he's like you gotta look it up for yourself pal and i was like that sounds that whole story sounds exactly like what i pictured Chris Simms to be like. Whereas I had Bill Cowher on my flight. Oh, yeah?

And we both just went. And that was it. Were you sitting next to him? No, no, no. I got up to get something out of my bag and saw him. He's such a good. I was like. I don't know if it's the jaw, but just a good.

I recognize you, dude. I'm not saying he was returning that to you. He was just not back at a person. He's an out of order fan. You never know. You never know. But I was like, yo, I know who you'm not saying he was returning that to you he was just knocking back at a person he's an out-of-order fan you never know you never know but i was like yo i know who you are and he's like thank you um yeah so i had the and then my my actual seat like the the ass part of my seat uh i think so it was like broken it didn't have any cushion i sat on like a metal fucking chair that had like the leather on it but there was no cushion so I had a like a drunk like pill popper who talked the whole time while I sat on a metal chair but I did have my tv and

like the little pod and John had no tv and a dying phone which which phone. If you had to pick one of those, which would you pick? The dying phone. Really? Yeah. No. Well, Jackie had the worst flight out of anybody. What happened to you? I mean, it wasn't like...

Well, Jackie had the best flight. Well, yeah, it was entertaining. So the flight attendant was this like 70 year old man and i'm sitting next to this woman and like for some reason every time this man would come over like i was sleeping the whole time for some reason every time this man would come over my butt i would like jolt awake and like like i was actually like i would like gasp where i'd be like oh my god like that because like this man, and every time- You can't approach a sleeping woman, sir!

But my body was obviously, but I don't know why, so every single time he came over, I woke up, and every time he would ignore it, I would be this huge thing, whatever, that's not important. So the woman next to me, I was was in the middle the woman in the window seat he like i just woke up to him being like are you flirting with me miss and i was like oh god like ew i don't want to be in the middle of this and that's why like i freaked out because he was right over me like trying to like like just like flirt with her and so like at first and she was kind of like uh-huh no and he was like he was like i think you're flirting with me and so then he like asked

me like he asked us he's straight yeah he was he was straight but she thought he was gay so she gave him a compliment well yeah he's a place you had to be gay passing to get a flight so she thought he was gay so she gave him a compliment at first and he took that as you're flirting with me so then um he again was like he like even asked us for pretzel like what we wanted and like she was like pretzels and i was like pretzels and like the woman was like pretzels and then she was like i'm sorry i'm gonna give her your pretzels because she's flirting with me so that i just never got my fucking pretzels and i was like okay i guess i'm just chopped liver whatever so then i would have just started flirting with it yeah i heard you got a big dick give me my pretzels so then um

he keeps coming back. And every time it's also like this whole thing where for some reason, every time he's like ignoring me being like, sorry, anyways, and like flirting with her. And like, this guy's just trying to get his rocks off.

And there's this dying girl when she's gasping for air. Every time he's trying to kick game. At one point I asked for like, cause then after like the pretzels, he was like, did you want anything? And I for like because then after like the pretzels he was like did you want anything and i was like oh i guess actually do you have almonds because i was like pretty hungry and then he just gave me like loose off like a napkin full of loose almonds it was so weird and i was like just from a sweaty palm

and the only reason he gave it to me that's like collected from the previous plane like on the floor it was it was like from first class the only reason he gave it to me That's like collected from the previous plane Like on the floor It was like from first class The only reason he gave it to me Was like because he just wanted to like And he was just like here And just like handed me Like a napkin full of loose almonds And I was like okay

Alright And then he went to go flirt with the girl Okay so then he comes back And he's like He's like Oh like you look exactly like somebody Who I met like While I was stationed in blah blah blah like

this is to you or the girl to the girl obviously he doesn't fuck with me yeah he does not give a fuck about jamie anyways so then he's like coming back and he's always flirting he like had obviously looked up her name and was like is your name i'll change it like macy and she was like uh yeah and he was like i knew it and i was like okay obviously you looked at it was just so weird like it was blatant flirting and then he ended up coming around okay no sorry then she's asleep at this point he comes back to flirting and i go oh my god give it up like this guy i swear to god he like took a viagra or something before like he was so so then he asks me and the other girl sitting next he was like do you think i'm taking it too far he was like oh i was gonna talk to her do you think i'm taking it too far am i gonna catch him if you're right yeah man that's what we said we're like if

you have to ask if you're creating an hr violation you are you're probably creating i'm making her uncomfortable and then like you're making us uncomfortable exactly and i was like i don't know and at that time like i i didn't have enough like i couldn't tell if she was into it or not but i was like i'm pretty sure she's not into it. She was like a young, cute, like 35 year old woman, whatever. Okay. So then he comes around again and he like had said like, if you want to, if you're interested in karaoke, like here's my card and gives her a card, but it's not like a business card. It's like a picking up woman card.

And I'll, I'll put the picture in. I'll show you here. You can read it out loud. Get out of here. I'll show you. Here, you can read it out loud. Get the fuck out of here! Get out of here! And the swipe on the back, too, has all of his best attributes, including karaoke enthusiast.

I mean, I can say this all. I mean, I don't care about, like, doxing this guy. This is going to be fair. We have to blur his face, but... I mean, I don't even know if you do. If you're running around town giving women cards that say,

I'm just a bill on Capitol Hill with your fucking Mr. Bill email address and phone number with a picture of you on a $100 bill, part of me thinks you deserve to be outed. And then, then. I just tried to turn your phone over like it was a card, like an idiot. Actor, Air Force retiree retiree caring mentor clever poet eternal optimist genuine humorist karaoke karaoke addict music lover savvy traveler and sports fanatic now wow let me tell you something about this guy he is drowning in pussy

like we got off the plane jackie was telling that story and i was like he is drowning in pussy. We got off the plane, Jackie was telling that story, and I was like, take how many times we've all had sex. Multiply it by a hundred, and it doesn't come close to how many times Bill's fucked. Bill runs Las Vegas.

If you're a fucking vagina walking around Las Vegas, you either fuck Bill or you're going to get fucked by Bill. It is a foregone conclusion. Like, dude, because there are so many women and so many people who, like, that's, like, you know, people coming to Vegas from, like, Alabama. People at home are like, dude, I fucked a magician from Alabama. But he's also, I mean, he's just not necessarily just Las Vegas. He's on the plane, right? He's their dream. People at home are like, dude, I fucked a magician from Alabama. But he's also, I mean, he's just not necessarily just Las Vegas. He's on the plane, right?

He's all over. I would imagine since he said, I'm just a bill on Capitol Hill, I feel like he's DC. Oh, he's DC based. Yeah. Oh, so this is an away game for him. Right, right.

But he was like, I mean, he's a steward, a man steward, a flight attendant. So like, he's everywhere, bro. And that's why, you grab those people who are just like, I'm away on work and that's why that those you you grab those people

who are just like i'm away on work and i'm just gonna fuck this mr bill and go home saying he was like if you end up wanting to do karaoke i'll fly back here like so it's like he's saying like again he's definitely drowning because he was like he like has access to be able to meet hoes in all kinds of areas dude you meet a guy who's a karaoke enthusiast, a poet. A clever poet. A humor enthusiast, a sports fanatic. Savvy traveler.

You know what that means, savvy. Kind of gay. You see that kind of person, walk around, you go, that guy's got a girl in every port. That is the exact kind of man. That's a coxswain, right? Dude, that is, and he's old enough that he has those cards. He comes from that pickup era where it's just fuck as many people as you can.

He's got different hoes in every city. Keeps a Z-Pack in his dop kit. Just ready to go at all times. A stage, a level 10 lover. Dude, I'd want Phil Fox just to keep notes. This guy is a talented swordsman. That picture, that card is unbelievable. I think we should try to have him on the show.

I mean, we can contact him. Be like, we have a podcast. One of the members of our show saw you in action. Yeah. We'd love to talk to you about it. Just one question. How much gash do you get? I know he calls it gash.

You know he calls it gash. I was saying the girl was being funny about it. She was like, I mean, obviously no, but I'm going to keep the card. That's what everyone's reaction is. Until their legs are pointed in the fucking sky and they're getting ticked down on Capitol Hill. Everyone's like this fucking guy. And then it's two on Capitol Hill. Everyone's like, this fucking guy. And then it's 2 in the morning. You're like, I wonder what that fucking guy's up to.

You're shit-faced. You're alone. You're like, I just wish I had a clever poet. You tell a couple of friends about it. Your friend's like, you gotta fuck the clever poet. Yeah, just for the story. And then it turns out that his dick game is unbelievable. And then you fuck him every time you have a layover in D.C.

Well, so she had texted her friends about it, who she was meeting in Vegas. And they were all like, you have to fuck him. You have to text him. This is how it goes. And you get a few drinks and you're in Vegas. I could easily see this happening. Yeah, I'm here for a story. Might as well fuck the bill on Capitol Hill.

This man is drowning. Amazing. Dude, Bill's got multiple restraining orders on chicks because he's like i gave him a little bit of bill yeah but he's also got he's got multiple restraining orders but he's also got multiple like yeah yeah like he has he has multiple restraining orders every which way like stay away from me and also like i got a restraining order on you because you got you you got one little taste of bill and you can't yeah so someone from united airlines is listening to this podcast going we know what they're talking about well you got to remember i mean like there really was a time where

like being a flight attendant just literally did mean you just like fly and fuck and that's it pilots were absolute coxswain uh stewardesses were just like there to like serve drinks and get fucked and gay guys came in probably came in took over the industry as well and we were just like there to like serve drinks and get fucked. And gay guys came in, probably came in, took over the industry as well. And we're just like, it's a fuck fest. We just fly and fuck because we're never in the same city twice. We never see these people again. Let's just smash. And so there's got to be like some leftovers from the old guard.

I bet a lot of that's done. I bet you a lot of them now are like, we are here for aviation safety. Like it's a passion of mine. And then we are here for aviation safety like it's a passion of mine and then there are people like bill who were like i'm here to get pussy my my stewardess uh was it was for sure a gay guy and i think i was getting hit on because uh he kept on serving me like like at a crazy pace like Like, are you good? Are you good? Are you good?

And if I would ask for a snack, he would come back with like tons of them. And then- I got almonds in a package. No, listen to what I got. I got the exact opposite of loose almonds. Dude comes back. I asked for those little Biscoff or Biscotti, whatever.

You know, Delta has those that are fire. And he comes back with four packages of them. Stacks them up. And he has this little like whatever you know delta has those they're fire and he comes back with four packages of them stacks them up and he goes and he has this little like you know it's like have you ever had them with lime and i was like these cookies with lime and he's like you squeeze a fresh lime on there and it tastes just like key lime pie i'll be right back and he comes back with a with a cup uh like a little cup and a couple uh d up, you know, like half limes. And I fucking squeezed him on there. It was a very, you know, it's a very, I don't know.

It was a sexual moment. Like he's sitting there like looking and I'm like squeezing my lime onto my cookie. And I was like, and I take a bite and I was like, it's good. Because at first I was like, what the fuck are you talking about? I put lime on my cookies. And then I was like, this tastes like a key lime pie.

Hey, we're both erect right now. Just to check. I don't have to hide my dick, right? Yours is hard also? This isn't just me, right? You want to go fuck real quick yeah that that guy was so uh he made me feel very good about myself he was i mean he was it was great service great service and i had a little like i want a little more key lime pie imagine the person next to you

is probably like so uncomfortable being like totally middle that was me being like oh god get a room yeah yeah no part of me part of me wishes like, oh, God, get a room. Yeah. Yeah, no. Part of me wishes, like, you almost should do that when you're, like, your age. If you don't know what you're doing, don't have a job, you like whatever, go be a flight attendant for a year. Yeah. Just travel, fuck, and meet Mr. Bill and do whatever. Like, that is, I mean, it's certainly, there's definitely parts of it that suck dick, then there are parts of that you shouldn't have to worry when you're buying tickets to your next big event because game time is here it's fast it's easy uh it's all the sports music comedy and theater events near you live affordable tickets attainable tickets i was trying to think we should

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But like if we could just go watch like, know a funny movie on the sphere awesome uh just a little tip for you there james dolan uh but uh whether you're going to the sphere or the nights or or you're going to see comedy you're going to see uh broadway like uh john and kelly are doing all the time uh game time is for you last minute tickets flash deals zone deals all easy to find every ticket every kind in your area take the guesswork out of buying tickets with game time download the game time app create an account and use code kfc for 20 off your first purchase terms apply again create an account redeem code kfc for 20 off download game time today last minute tickets lowest price guaranteed uh dude speaking of fucking i've had something burning in my brain for like five days now.

I thought that was going somewhere else. Dude, where do you think it was going? Speaking of fucking, something's burning. Oh, wow. Speaking of fucking, I've had something burn in my uterus. Do I have a uterus? No, what do I have? Uterus track.

Urethra. Urethra, that's what I wanted to say. I might have a uterus. I'm an X-Man. I had a uterus. I'm an X-Man. I had a uterus. I healed it. What an idiot. Colin Coward had a speech last week that went pretty viral about Taylor Swift.

I missed it. I didn't see this. It was good. It was him breaking down, being like, you guys are fucking losers. The fans being like... Yeah, he's like, it's not an escape for you. It's fucking 18 minutes of football,

four hours of commercial. You don't care when it's Jason Kelsey. You don't care when it's Leonardo DiCaprio. You think it's cool when it's Jack Nicholson. You have a problem with a woman. Yeah. But then... And all that was like it's like talk to him colin but then he let out a fact that i can't imagine is real okay he said

he's like it's a little known fact that only 50 of men are intimate with women so that means the other 50 are intimate with multiple women and that makes the other 50 sad and misogynistic and this and that only there's only 50 of men are intimate with women yes and the other half meaning like they're gay or celibate or something i would think i think that means they can't fuck okay 50 is an enormous number enormous an entirely made up number well here's the deal if you're saying they're virgins yes it's made up but let's say it's do 50 if it does have you fucking last six months i bet 50 of guys don't oh yeah yeah i know this that's a that and i never thought of it that's okay here first of all you got to take a you know a certain age right like obviously younger you're not you're not doing it older you're

not doing really so already you're chopping down a big chunk of society take like all of the seriously morbidly obese people they're out they're out they're out because think about it think about it think about it if you're morbidly obese you're not fucking skinny people and if the only people left for you are morbidly obese it ain't working morbidly obese can't fuck morbidly obese i i would imagine they can't i do not think bro i've been talking about jurassic park every night in a row for six nights life finds a way. I mean, you're going to tell me that probably like a four-inch penis can find its way through like – How big is your waist?

41 inches? 41 inches. I almost said 36. Yeah, 41 inches. You're talking about people who probably have 60-inch waists, big bellies. That's true, dude. I feel my belly hit. It's the worst.

Bro, you don't think you have a belly I'm like what the fuck Is that dude Yo You don't think you're fat Until you're mid 30s And having sex And then you're like

Oh no I've said it before Like That shit's bouncing Having sex like Prone bone Or whatever they want to call it It's just like

I'm just like a puzzle piece You just It's like there's an like I'm just like a puzzle piece. It's like there's an arch of a back. And a round belly. What the hell is that shit? Fuck in front of him here. That's a young man's game, dude. Yeah, for real.

It really makes you wonder what girls are doing. Like, why are you doing this? Yeah, you should ideally, if you're doing that prone bone bone you should be like balancing on them like a fucking like you're planking and instead you just fit in that little curve so perfectly god what so what a designer so take out the fats take out the olds take out the youngs um by the way we're recording uh if you're watching on the video, John, just open the door. We're recording right behind a barn. No, not a barn. What's the word? Farm.

And so you might actually hear literal clucking from chickens. So you get rid of all the fat people. Then you got to think about like what Colin Coward's talking about think about the sheer amount of absolute fucking losers and assholes on the internet I'm talking by the millions bro millions of people of men just and women too just sitting on the internet being a absolute piece of shit who have no fucking they're awful to other people they're awful to themselves depressed miserable whether it's their own fault or not their own fault all that shit they're not fucking so so you think it's probably 50 i don't know i never thought about this until and my first gut reaction was like what are you talking about that's what mine

i did the same thing but then you probably start start to and then and then if you want to throw qualifiers on it like dude there are times like when i was in my early 20s like doing okay for myself you just go on a dry spell for six months yeah yeah you know it's like i haven't fucked in a little while all right so what's the end to a year is the 50% change i don't think so uh like yeah i guess you're right because yeah yeah yeah like that six months to a year doesn't make a difference When you're talking about people Who are probably on dry spells For like Ever

That's crazy That's crazy Like I'd never And then you talk about people Who are like anxiety and shit Who just like don't want to go on dates Don't leave the house But I

You know what Then the difference is though I think a lot of people pay for sex Really? I think a lot of people Probably end up paying Like just being like I'm gonna pay somebody

What's up dog? Nice haircut How many How many people do you think Pay for sex? What percentage of people probably end up paying, just being like, I'm going to pay somebody. What's up, dog? Nice haircut. How many people do you think pay for sex? What percentage of people do you think pay for sex? 20. 20%? That's a high number. That's what I'm saying. I think that there's probably a lot of guys

who are just like, this This is never gonna happen for me Or It's gonna take a really long time And I don't wanna If I do I have to You know

I have to like try And all this shit Or I could just Pay for it And get it over with I don't think I've ever known someone like that Like I've known people I have friends who've gotten hookers before

Never anyone who like I regularly have paid for sex The people who come to Vegas No but I've known Definitely one before never anyone who like i regularly had paid for sex then people come to vegas no but i i've known definitely one trying to think of anybody else i knew like there was one guy that we were like that dude he's like never had sex like never like kissed a girl never anything and i i couldn't imagine any other way and he wasn't it wasn't like he was he was a small guy it wasn't like fat or anything he was just like

small he was not very pleasant and it was it was it was almost like you deserve to not have sex

you're an unpleasant person you know what I mean so it wasn't like oh we feel bad for him it was like yeah of course no one's ever gonna have sex with this guy

he's a fucking jerk but we you know I don't know we just kind of like you hear almost like in like movie movie storylines where it's like the friends pay for the guy to get a hooker because they want his friend, their friend to like. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And this was like, no. But I would imagine there's quite a bit of that going on. But I also don't count that. Huh? I also don't count that. You're not having sex. Yeah, yeah. That's cheating.

This performance enhancing drugs is paying a hooker the male species is like like the eli manning of sex or the eli manning of existing i'm gonna stand up for my guy eli who's a guy with an exactly 500 record as we're talking about being 50 50 well what does that mean when he wins he wins big it makes a baby so you're saying that most most guys you just need to just flesh this out for me most guys are are not fucking they're losing yes but winning but when they have the time winning half the time is like having sex eli manning is not dude we're not gonna compare a two-time super bowl champion manning quarterback to a bunch of fucking incelibate i'm not comparing i'm just i'm saying the team the the team as a whole the men okay and rely manning of this planet the men are the eli manning of this planet half the time it's a fucking nightmare oh okay half

the time got it you're winning the super bowl, okay. Half the time, you're winning the Super Bowl. Got it. Yeah, yeah, yes. That is true. Yes, yeah. And that's why sex is so crazy, because it's like you can be, like when it happens, in that moment, you just won the Super Bowl. Yeah. You know what I mean?

When you convince some girl, for whatever reason they have, they let you inside of them. It's like confetti's falling. I'm going to Disney World. It actually happened. Speaking of that, I got to speak out for my boy Jake Malasek real quick. Malasek's been getting roasted online. What happened? Malasek said that he has no interest in talking to women at bars.

I don't know who this is. Malasek? Yeah. I don't really know what he does he's a producer of some sort social oh he oh i think he's like a celebrity or something i was like i don't think i know the name no yes okay i know that jake um the i okay what was his exact quote though because i think i may be down with this oh it was basically like if a girl comes and talks me in a bar fine whatever i'll talk to her but like i'm not basically i i think you'll also i very

firmly i'm in jake's camp um and and uh on the act they were making fun of them they were calling them gay i think they all agreed with them though too so i kind of got lost because the the yak is given that crew is giving guys a hard time about talking to girls barstool yak it was a run through that crew for a second kb nick these guys are all talking about oh you gotta talk to chicks what that was allowed to happen i don't know because it happened the day before i got there i think and it was like and they were explaining it and i was like no i agree with jake and then but at one point they were like no we all do but i was like why are we calling them gay well we're all gay yeah i mean this is what we talked about a few a few months ago like but barstool main posted it and i think he was talking i think he was saying he was getting it getting it pretty good well yeah listen

it's not when you when you when you pose it as uh i don't like talking to girls, people are going to be like, you're fucking lame. But in reality, he is our king. Jake's our king. If you go to a bar and you go home with a girl, you're scratching your lottery ticket and you're winning $20. If you don't go home from the bar and you don't go home with a girl you could hit a 10 milli right they could have a crazy ass night oh what he gets well bill gets tons of pussy look at him i would say it's more like this i would say you go home with a girl you scratch the lottery ticket like 90 of you're getting $20. Or like your money back.

You're getting like $3. But there's also like the $10 million slot with the check. Yeah. But the fellas, you're hitting... Yeah, you're hitting every time. Yeah, but you're not like...

Unless something crazy happens. Nah, dude. You're not like unless something crazy happens nah do you say in their tone stories what do you what do you think happens more frequently a amazing like memorable night with the fellas that's like truly not just like you know we were telling jokes it was funny like something wild and fun and super memorable happens or you like bring home the chick who's like you know way out of your league and you're like holy shit i can't believe this happened and then like she fucks your socks off but even that i would take take what we're telling we're just telling stories and having fun over who can have fun with women what yeah oh yeah settle down settle down never never land here we're still within the bounds of reality jackie but the like Settle down. Settle down. That was not allowed. We're not in Never Never Land here.

We're still within the bounds of reality, Jackie. But the, like, I'm so awkward with sex work. I'm just like, this is weird. Now what do we do? He's such a liar about this shit. You know, you talk about your fat belly sticking in the curve and everything. You know, you're not as asexual as you make it sound i i think if you were just a listener to the show you'd be like john has never had sex

i've had sex don't die hey don't get me wrong don't get me wrong i fuck i fucking fuck dude but i just like sitting with the boys more i i think i think the boys is like you you're scratching the tickets and it's like 250 500 700 oh my god it's awesome this is so much fun and then the girl is like you make your money back but there's also the chance of like the the jackpot yeah can i tell you something i just thought? I think when I go home with a girl, I'm like, you're just using me for my penis. Like, I think I did heal that uterus in my womb. And I still, like, I have those, like, I'm like, she just wants to fuck. She just wants some dick.

I guess I'll give you dick. Fine. You know who likes meat for me? The boys. What was the phrase you said? I healed my uterus in my womb? What does that even mean? What does that even mean?

I healed the uterus in my womb. All right, here, fine. Picture a big old uterus. I don't think you know this at all. Picture it like in clothes and real tight. Uterus is closed. I don't think you have any idea what a uterus is. Describe what you think a uterus is. What do you think a uterus is?

The Texas Longhorns mascot. I don't... What? Well, that's the female reproductive system. The uterus is in there somewhere. Oh, okay. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. What do you think a uterus does?

Well, you got me there. Just think about the thing. This may be why the booze ponies aren't playing in the trivia. For our niche category, female anatomy. I would say the uterus is where eggs go to mate with sperm. I think you're not wrong. Okay. I think that's where the baby grows. So it's probably where that first thing that happened.

No. Where does the egg start? Where does the sperm hit the egg? In the ovaries are where the eggs are. Right. Yeah, but where do they meet? But it's like... First of all, you looked it up.

I'm not going to lie. I don't know what it is. All I know is it causes me fucking pain. So it's like I would imagine... Not me. I healed it.

Exactly. You should try that. I fixed my uterus. I already said Joe. You know what? I don't know what he fucking uterus is. All right. I fixed my uterus. I always say Joe. You know what? I don't know what a uterus is. All right. I'll throw it a quick Google.

What's a uterus? We'll make a little sex educational. I'm almost positive the uterus is where the baby grows. Hey, Siri. What's a uterus? The head of the... The head? We're not talking about penises, Jackie.

What's going on here? No, no. Like the head of the Longhorns. Oh, okay. We're back to the Texas Longhorns mascot. This is a lot of words. It's a pear-shaped muscular organ. You're right.

The baby goes in the head. Yeah, yeah. Listen, I keep saying I'm pretty positive because I fucking know. You've had kids, yeah. But I just don't know if that's where the actual fertilization happens. But it would make sense. The uterus hosts and nourishes the embryo and fetus until delivery so that's probably where they meet that's what i would think yeah all right so i fucking nailed it yeah i was gonna say you nailed it so you know

why you have sex bro get up in that uterus oh man this show is off the fucking rails all right while we're talking about pussy uh you ever heard of a pure wick bro i fell asleep a pure i was staying in the hotel wait wait you might be interested in this liam not the camera but you um i'm kidding you wouldn't you'll have no say this word again pure wick a pure wick so i fell asleep we were staying in chicago i stayed at a hotel no um no movie channel so i just had some random channel on real real quick aside the last four or five hotels i've been in the movie channels just don't work figure it out why why let me give you my money yeah to fall asleep five minutes into it well yes but like the fact that you have the old

remotes and the old tvs and you have to like click to buy it's like just get with the fucking times man okay sorry continue um so it so i i was just had on like tbs or whatever some some channel and at in the morning like 3 a.m those become infomercial kind of deals and i woke up to an infomercial i'm gonna throw i have not googled it until this moment because i want to i well, I guess I'm going to say what I think it is before I look it up. Because I was in, you know, I was sleepy mode, whatever. It was women who were like older women who were like, do you sometimes pee at night? Were these the diapers? No no a lot of women's diapers oh yeah this was a

and and it's just like all of them are sitting there like you know i can't get up to to pee so what did i do? I got the Purawick. And then it showed this thing where it looked like a dehumidifier. Right? And it's got a cord. I've invented this before. And then at the end of the cord is a... It's like a cup?

No, like a longer microphone looking thing that kind of had some like... I've invented this before. Towel substancetype deal on it. You slap it on your pussy? So I think you put it inside you. Purewick? Yeah.

The BD Purewick? I'll know it when I see it. Yeah, urinary incontinence. Yep. Sets start at $524. See if you can get a picture of her. I mean, the fact that there's no picture of it means 50 million people. Yeah, these are female external catheters, bro.

Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. I don't know even how I would stick something up. Yeah, so I thought. It looks like a blender. It looks like. You just wake up with a cup of Just slap this on your pussy You put it But it doesn't look like it goes in

I gotta see more of the It looks like it goes in But I Don't think that there's like a way to I mean I've never even thought of sticking anything. Just sticking a towel in your pussy? No, I can't stop pissing.

If it's the vagina, then yeah. No, but I don't think you put. I don't think you put something in your hole. It looks like, where does that thing go? I don't know how female catheters really work. I don't like this. I don't like this. Pat came over and then walked away.

What am I doing? Pure wig catheter. Separate legs, buttocks, and labia. Face the gauze towards your loved one. Oh, yeah. No, you're right. This is, yeah. I thought it would be something more like a flat thing.

Oh, wait. I think it's a huge pad. So it just like rings out your pad i thought this was gonna be interesting i was right yeah so that's basically you like take a piece of cloth and tuck it all up everywhere. And then it is connected to this tube, which brings out... Which then just sucks it dry. Oh, yeah.

Look at that. Look at that. That's like the animation of it. That is funny. Wake up, nice little piss smoothie in the morning. Bro, let me tell you something. It's not much better for guys who have to get a thing shoved up their dick. When I'm at the point that I can't go to the bathroom, like I have bathroom issues,

buy a gun and shoot me in the fucking head. You get to an age where the first thing you have to do every morning is empty a cup of piss that's sitting by your bed imagine you have to take the thing out of your dick like ah your feet hit the ground about time to go dump that piss in the toilet but here's the thing here's what i did here's what i did invent though because it is the worst thing in the world when you get into bed and you're like, fuck, I have to pee. So if there was a way to fix that problem, would you take it? Like, let's say. I got a bathroom in my bedroom.

I don't find it that much of an inconvenience because I don't get comfy in bed or anything like that. No, you're just like, whatever. I'm laying here. You're just like sleep standing up like a horse. Before it's bedtime, I'm up four separate times and that doesn't you don't you don't care now i'll get some snacks i'll get some water like most people when it's cold like i keep my house so cold when i wake up i'm like oh i do not want to get out of this bed or like even just like before i like i'm not even asleep yet and i'm like fuck i just didn't you know i meant i should have gone to the bathroom before i went to bed if there was some system that wasn't like

shove this up your holes and it was just like like it was the problem is it's too bad the system in college you're peeing that's what i mean so imagine if we like it's on the floor imagine if we created something imagine if we created a system that was a bottle but more formal than that would you would you would you use it the problem is it's it's gonna be gross no matter what you're turning you're turning your bed into a toilet so it's gonna be disgusting right but you're pretty your bed's not a toilet your bed is a garbage can i guess yeah you don't pee there's no i hope not but the rest of it is garbage yeah but if you could just like lean over the side of your bed or sit at the edge of your bed and just have that taken care of somehow for

you and it's like it's whipped away it's gone it's not like you're just like sitting next to a big cup of pee well you don't have to put a sump pump by the bed? Kinda. Kinda. Peeing in a sump pump is a great... I've peed in many a sump pump. Yeah, that sucks for girls. You've never peed in a sump pump. You'll never know what it's like to live. It's just a hole in the ground. A hole in the basement.

It's a hole in the basement where if it rains and there's a flood, the pump sucks it all away. So it's there in case of a flood. So you just pee in it. But girls will never do that. they have to stick weird things up you know okay well then what else i mean we we haven't even like broached the okay the podcast is starting the podcast is just beginning right now we haven't talked about any of the barstool shit we haven't talked about any stuff in your john's got a new book't talked about any of the stuff in your... John's got a new book, by the way. Yeah.

John's got a new... I've got a new book, by the way. I've got a new KFC notepad for my, you know, the musings of an absolute lunatic when I can write them down. John has his new one that he thinks is all fancy schnazzy. I'll be honest. I miss the old one. Well, it's still in here. It's just a cover. Oh.

But you lost the black one though, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. That thing. But that one didn't fit in my pocket. That's why I lost it. That belongs in a museum. Yeah. I don't know if that'll ever turn up somehow,

but if anybody ever finds the black square and you open it up. I think it's in Amsterdam. In Amsterdam? I think it's in my pants in Amsterdam. Oh, if anybody in Amsterdam opens up a pair of pants and finds a black book that has the scribblings of a suicidal maniac, please, let's get that has the scribblings Of a suicidal maniac

Please let's get that back I lost it once And I lost it at a bar at Molly's On 3rd Ave You got it back right? Yeah the bartender genuinely asked me if I was bipolar Yeah because like your handwriting changes and shit It's actually crazy

His handwriting legitimately changes He's like are you bipolar? I don't think so. I didn't think until now. Now someone's actually asking me about it. He's like, he thought he found a friend. Hey, man, I suffer with the same thing. I don't know what you're talking about.

Whatever, weirdo. I'll go pee by my bed. See you later, loser. That night I had a drink. I was like, that's a nice guy. That's a good guy. You have some stuff? No, not really.

I want to talk about the Pure Wick. I want to talk about the Colin Coward thing. Okay. We can run through some topics here. Well, let's start with Barstool stuff. Okay. A lot of Barstool stuff still raging. The latest, since we last recorded, Barstool Radio gets canceled.

We had the Geneva Convention with all parties involved coming to a head. You know what? I got to say, that podcast came out, and it garnered a reaction that drove me so fucking crazy. I almost made a video on, I guess it was Friday? Yeah, Friday. I almost made a video that probably was going to be a bad idea. I was, to quote that kid from a few years ago, steaming hot. I was steaming hot. About what?

Everybody was going to catch it. You were going to catch it. Nate was going to catch was gonna catch it you were gonna catch it nate was gonna catch it kelly's gonna catch it you're everyone's gonna catch it and then and then i watched the just the whole the whole barcelona radio thing and then i watched out of order and i watched you jerk off on the bench i didn't want to know how you guys made the noise. And I just was like, none of this is that serious. It reminded me. It reminded me.

I was like, none of this is really worth even getting upset about. A little behind the scenes of that one. We, we, we, how did you make the noise? I don't know. Paths.

Paths. Paths. Like, uh, I jerked off into a camera. I put a microphone near my dick. I tried a couple of things. I tried like this. I tried just hitting, likeabst. Pabst is like, I jerked off into a camera. I put a microphone near my dick. I tried a couple of things. I tried like this.

Just hitting things. That sounded like skin. I was in my hotel bathroom trying to figure it out. Just knocking around the book. You're like Zac Efron in that DJ movie. There's like 11 people In the world That know that reference

But it's spot on We are Your friends So bad What'd you settle on? I just fucking typed in Fapping Oh

Oh they just have them On the internet So it was someone else Drinking off into a camera That Cause that sound You know that was just The sounds Of dick and balls flopping around.

We have to tell, the flight's a little behind the scenes. Yeah, so we were at the Chicago office, and we were like, we need to find the closest park bench. And we just typed into Google Maps, parks. So for people who don't know, out of order, Skit is making fun of Apple apple vision the new product from apple and all the different ways you can use it and uh like nick is making a bomb and and john's thing is jerking off in public and we were like we'll find park bench and we just typed in park on google maps and we went to the nearest one and we got there and it was a school and i was like no one no one right away what would just what would your if you were looking for a park and to film a jerk off scene and a school was

what you arrived at i want you the listener at home to just just let's let's role play for a second. What would you do in that moment? Would you A, do it. B, say hell fucking no, let's just go find another place. Or C, tell your castmates. I was like, so I expected someone else to be like, well, let's find another place. And no one did.

And it's on you guys. You guys are assholes. This was 100% on me. I was thinking about it because we just like had spent 30 minutes looking for a park right it's like can we just do this here so i finally worked up the cars to be like look i really don't want to do this but if you guys are going to call me a bitch i'll do it and i had worked out the math not the math but like the geometry of it where i was like because the part the bench was like i, it was perfectly visible from the school, but like if Pav stands here, then maybe I can do it.

If Pav like blocks me off. Bro, if you are doing the geometry of how the kids at school won't see you fake jerking off, you're in too deep. Okay. You're in too deep, okay? You're in too deep. Just go somewhere else. And luckily, we found another park.

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But so anyway, the, so, Barstool Radio's canceled, and everybody, we were waiting to see whether Nate Dog Fridays was gonna take place. Yes. Which was also canceled. How was that canceled? Publicly, privately? I don't know. Because i didn't see like a video or anything from dave but i just saw

nate say nate dog yeah that's all now here's my thing unless dave said to nate you are not allowed to do this which may be the case i don't know he can't cancel your show he can stop you from putting it on the barstool main account yeah yeah that's what we're talking about here access to the barstool main account but i'll tell you right now the barstool main account doesn't really mean anything because the barstool audience has a hundred thousand core fans that go watch anything anywhere when we need to take surviving barstool and put it on pay-per-view, 100,000 people go over there and do it. We're on Rumble.

They go over there, watch it down there. If Nate wanted to just make his own channel, there was enough drama and enough talk that I think, maybe not 100, but maybe 50 of them right away, would just go watch him on a nate dog rumble channel whatever he wants to call it nate dog fridays night whatever uh so unless dave said like sit down with the boss hey you're the editor get back to editing shut the fuck up we're not doing this anymore then i'm i'm on i'm on nate's back like why didn't you do it yeah yeah because

you know what are you talking about? Dave's never told me I can or can't. Dave's never told us what to do and not to do. You just do. You just go do it. And so if you really think that you... And he did his whiteboard video, which I think probably did well with views. And I think it was funny.

It's so funny when he's doing, steal my glitter. Steal my glitter. Like, that... I don't know if the fans understand. They don't, because the picture is so lost. As far as I know, it was one of Dave's more prized possessions. It was brought up every single meeting since we moved to New York. It's a picture. It's a painting thatave got to hang in his

office of a man behind a big golden star and he's pouring out of like a pitcher golden star dust into the star and dave always said this is symbolic of barstool you get out you know you get it you get out what you put into it yeah it was like the first piece of art dave ever saw yes he was like this is d yeah like like uh he's like is this symbolism and he he brought it up every hundred times to the point where like it was like a decade amongst the riffraff before every meeting there would be whispers it's gonna bring it up over under over under how many references to the over how we reference to the star painting we're gonna get and and dave he i get he from where i sit and what i know of dave he doesn't mention there's not a lot of things he's talked about

many more than once as and it's like the Patriots in this picture so as far as I know Dave pizza the Patriots and the picture with this picture yeah and Dave and Nate has 100% ruined it for him like it's like one of the only things Dave's ever loved and Nate has absolutely ruined it. Simply by embracing it. Simply by being like, hey, I agree. I agree with your message.

I agree with the symbolism. Can you leave a little glitter in there for me? Dude, when Nate... You can never look at it the same ever again. Anytime Nate's doing the shtick, he's holding a microphone and he's doing the shuffling

at the same time. So he's like this, you're stealing my glitter you're taking my glitter i can put it in your pockets uh but so i don't know whether that you know what's the case there because it's like now now it's back to being on you where your problem is that you just don't want to do it for a video channel that has zero subscribers. Yeah. Well, that's on you, buddy. Right.

You know? And a lot of the shit he's complaining about is like, yeah, man, welcome to fucking doing content. It's not fucking easy. There's a lot of bullshit. And, you know, maybe you haven't done much of it, but this is how it goes. Yeah. Nate hasn't done much.

He writes a lot, but he hasn't done much. I shouldn't say he doesn't do content, because he does, but he hasn't done much he writes a lot but he hasn't done much i shouldn't say he doesn't do content because he does but he hasn't he hasn't been encouraged to and had been has been explicitly told not to where i do think date's getting much better at it i've enjoyed him on video for the last two three weeks whenever it's been nate is in content he has not necessarily been like the creator of content you know i mean because he's been in a ton of videos but then you know he does the roast, which was like,

you have to write that and perform that all on your own. All these things start to come around. So I do agree that he's gotten better. I also, unfortunately, what sucks for him is he has like a, it's a very uphill battle for him because the reputation for many, many years

prior to that was like, he's not good. Because Dave said it all the time and, you know, he had a couple moments that weren't good. So it was like, he's got to like turn the tides of the audience but when he but but when the people see him i think they do and then they go like whoa that was electric it's just a matter

of uh you know doing it and and also it does suck when like dave does not recognize how much power he has it when every time he's just like if dave says you suck there's a lot of people who will just be like okay you suck Yeah yeah yeah So it's tough When you get the seal of approval From Dave Your shit skyrockets When you get ignored

Or shit on by Dave You know People just don't People will listen to him So So now No Nate Dog Friday Barstool Tate

Has been hired full time Right And That's a whole hullabaloo Barstool Tate has been hired full-time, right? Mm-hmm. And – That's a whole hullabaloo. That's a whole hullabaloo. They do not like that because Barstool Tate or Ohio Tate – Ohio's Tate is getting all of the riffraff love,

all of the commenter love, all of the Redditor love, all of the – Which was funny in Nate the Reddit are love. All of the... Which was funny in Nate's... In his video where he's like, he's just doing this because he likes the attention. And I was like, yeah. He's like, can you believe that? Yeah, I can believe it.

No fucking kidding. Now, I will say that the i think the uh the um fear the whatever the fuck it is that anger probably a lot of the time people have is overstated like what are you talking about hiring oh i was like kelly said like tweeted like even our show is facing new york i'll fucking kill them i think oh i think they hate that guy i but i think that i maybe overstated is in the right word uh yeah because i was just saying i think that's definitely they hate him i think that's a little silly i think like i don't know he wrote some blogs whatever who fucking cares he's a he's a shitster he's a potster he's

he's like he's playing to the to the masses or not even the masses, but like, cause I don't know how, how many people it is, but he's playing to the, uh, the, what did I call it?

The vocal minority or whatever. And, and people don't like that. Right. Right. And I, and it is, it is,

I have like, I feel like at least I definitely did it when I first came to Barstool, when I was like writing links of the day, I like knew a commenter they didn't like. And I would say, at least I definitely did it when I first came to Barstool. When I was writing links of the day, I knew a commenter they didn't like, and I would say, fuck that guy or something like that. Because it would get them riled up. Absolutely. I would get comments on my links of the day, which never had comments.

It's the game. Or whoever the – right now, if you are doing something, you write, fuck Taylor Swift, you're going to get all those people. You're going to be like, yeah. You pick your – it's low-hanging fruit that you know is gonna garner you don't know how many people are reading watching responding whatever but the the visible ones the 25 the 50 the 100 that are people are gonna go oh shit look like they love this guy or whatever now it is it is it's it's something i did and it's something I now think is kind of lame.

Where it is. He definitively went for quote unquote low hanging fruit with Nate. Because like we said, people will. Nate has a reputation where that he's at times earned. But also like doing a blog that like Nate spiked your blog or whatever. It's just when he didn't. We all talk on camera all day, every day. We all say things that are worth going at us for all the time.

99% of the time, you'll look at most of the people at Barstool and you'll go, that's not worth it. Nate's worth it every time. Every time you'll go, that's worth it. It's not unfair because a lot of the time it is Nate's actions that have caused that. But it is cheap. And going at Kelly for something where no one had ever questioned her work ethic. Not a single person had ever thought Kelly doesn't work hard.

Kelly is one of the harder workers here. There are a lot of fucking people who aren't hard workers. You didn't go with them. But they're not. You went at Kelly because, again, it's low. I don't know if Kelly's low-hanging fruit. She's a woman on the internet with opinions, so I imagine people don't like her.

So I think those two. I think I read both blogs. I definitely read the Kelly one. I think it could be. It's not bad writing. It's like, oh, this guy could be something. But also, he's been here five years. Well, so this is what I was going to say.

I was about to say, there is a need at Barstool for that. Like, the whole reason, what I like about Barstool Radio, and where I disagreed with you saying that it was a bad show is that there are no shows left in the world where there's ever a confrontation or or tension yeah because it's just friends talking to friends guests who are friends promoting things

there's never any like we probably just shouldn't be on the microphone at the same time because we don't fucking like each other but we have this this forum where it happens yeah and there's there's really like very very little of that left like there really wasn't much to begin with but like once it got like howard stern kind of like disappears and i don't think we really did that well when when we had when when we have our moments like when barstool has the drama, you do. Yeah. Without it, you know, you'll never hash out any of that stuff ever. And so I think that the problem being, like,

we keep saying there's only a couple people who do that, and this guy Tate wants to be one of those people, or at least showed in this round he does. Yes. Right? That's why i think that will be interesting when usually what happens is when it's your turn in the blender you're like oh i don't like this so much and when when you get there's only so many people who like can

mother fuck you to your face and stab you in the back or stab you in the face and then when it comes back to them they're just like yeah man like okay you know what i mean that's like kirk manhans always like you can say whatever the fuck you want about me dave's always like you can come into my office and mother fuck me i don't care uh most people when you know it's their turn uh i think start to get the picture a little bit that you either got to go all that you got to go all in and be like it's like it's like the wwf you got to be like the heel and you got to do that every single time and if you can do that like you probably will will have a lot of attention and a lot of heat and and all that uh it is pretty hard to keep up with and keep fresh and keep entertaining

because if you do it every time to everything it's like okay this is just a shtick got to pick your battles and choose wisely so there is there's a method to that madness i i also i don't i don't think either of these battles were good battles or what were good battles no no i think they were both kind of like i said we said it sounds particularly rude to be saying but like they were people you knew the conversation was going to be on your side because they weren't like again nate doesn't spike blogs. Nate spiked a handful. We did it once on Barstool Radio and he like brought out the math.

He's like, I've been doing this three years. There have been 50,000 blogs. Three didn't go up. Like whatever the hell the numbers were. Yeah, that's like a false narrative. But that's where these things can come about. That's where it's like it's unfair but you have to like defend yourself because all of a sudden that becomes the narrative about you because someone was talking shit that's why you have to address these things to be honest that's why you can't let them go kind of unchecked um the way that they originally kind of chose to do it but so my thing was going to be more like

this this is the new guy and we'll see how long it lasts but then i remember he's not the new guy yes he's been around for five years. And nobody's ever. I mean, I would never guess five years. But yeah, he was part of Barstool Radio. I knew he was in Marty's. Yes, he was in Marty's. Yes, yes.

Barstool Idol. I found that out the other day. I guess he's been here since then. I knew he wrote some blogs, but I didn't know he was like. Barstool Idol, Marty year. So that was the second year? I, but I didn't know he was like a... So in Barstool Idol, Marty year. So that was the second year? I think. I don't know.

He was the head. He was the... Who would have won first? Francis? Yeah. Yeah. So yes. Yes.

He was the far and away leader of Barstool Idol season two for like the first half of the week. I was like, this guy is going to win it. Like he can blog. He was like kind of being a bully, but it like that's barstool he's like bullying people around and then uh like your third challenge of the week was to do stand-up it didn't have to necessarily be stand-up but it was like you have five minutes to do something and he bombed totally bombed and he quit after that and he quit and he said it was because he was like,

I got a job back home that I don't want to jeopardize. But I was like, you signed up for this. You came here. You were killing it. And then something went wrong, and you bailed. So I always thought that was why he did it. He says it was because of – So he is Nate.

So that's why they don't get along. That was my thought. It was like, oh, so when things are going good every once in a while yeah when things are going good you thump your chest and you bark and you try to you know run off the leash and then when shit goes south we'll see we'll see what happens you know now now maybe uh maybe with the newfound um full-time job he you know runs with it or does it differently or becomes the full-time heel you know whatever but there's just far more to do than than that you know but what's funny what's very funny nate nate said to me the quote was like he has the entire barcel universe in a chokehold right now it's like what are you talking about man what are you talking about like i didn't even know this is going on until i talked

to you there's so much else going on all over the place that he does not have the internet in a chokehold man it's it's sometimes you're just stuck in your own you know your own fishbowl i think we were in chicago we were doing like out of order stuff and stuff like that so like nate called me at like 7 p.m or something like that whatever time it was and he's like what's your take on all this and i was like i literally have no idea when when when if you're if you say that and the person does not know the topic you're talking about that needs to be your your check that you're like wait a minute this is not that big of a deal i again i don't know if it's because which is also to be fair like we've said a million times it's not a big deal unless it's about you. And then it feels like a big deal. Which I understand.

But Nate's been around long enough where like we've done this like a hundred thousand times. Yeah. And most recently, like we did it with the Mean Girls. We did it recently with people. We've done it old school, new school. Guys, girls, blogs, podcasts, videos. Like you feud. You're in the blender. You win. You lose you lose you fade you come back to the problem like you know you fade to oblivion you come back to prominence

you go in and out of the spotlight and the world keeps on fucking spinning it's it's just crazy to be like that you know he's like the commenters like him what do you yeah man what the fuck dude like that's been happening since we were blogging on city satellites like the commenters like the guy who says fuck the guy who the commenters doesn't like no fucking kidding so you know you see what what comes of it um but but i'll say if if ohio tate is now full time and that means like you know uh be on video and camera and face and do all that i don't know if he's just gonna write or try to be like a full personality and nate is gonna like battle him or whatever you can't just let dave be like you can't do you can't do that that show you know what i mean yeah and be like well dave says no it's like i don't know

if dave said no to me i'd be like i think it's coming back this week nate nate dog friday um i haven't spoken to me i think i think i read that in a tweet okay so like it's just because because i said to him just do it on your own channel and he was like i don't have one and i was like go make one yeah go fucking make one right now everybody like should realize you start a new channel and it starts at zero but it will grow if you do good content. So if you're so confident in it, Dave won't let you use the main channel. That's okay. I bet you'll get plenty of views with all the heat you're getting anyway.

So we'll see where that saga goes. But yeah. I think, again, when I read – Maybe the dog has met his match in terms of like they're a good match because he's looking in a mirror maybe it needs to be like a tag team Nate and Tate the Nate and Tate connection might be

electric dude I didn't realize it was a mirror image until I didn't know why he had left Barcelona I didn't realize it was like he had to do something on camera I think that at least the story was like never mind I can't lose my job but it was like he had to do something on camera. I think that at least I, I, the story was like, nevermind. I, I can't lose my job, but it was like,

it was bombed on something and we're like, I'm leaving. I actually have a job. Like you had the job the whole time. Um, yeah, that's, that's definitely why.

Uh, so yeah, it is, uh, it's like when a dog sees himself in the mirror and they're like, the dog is barking at the dog that now that would be a great uh a great picture if somebody paints me a dog that's looking in the mirror barking at himself that's the one i want hanging in my office that's fucking incredible all right so there's the the inner uh barstool

drama i'll be interested to see what where it goes goes. Because I read the blog and it was like, oh, this guy can write. Yeah, he can write. And I think it's easy to do that. That's easy. Also, I think this... When you're just like a chat GPT of like an internet comment section. Right. That's easy.

Anyone can do that. What are you going to do when you don't have some drama manufactured by dave by the bigger machine yeah that which he very well might be able to do i'm just interested i'm not saying well that's what i said you you gotta commit to that and be that guy because there's a graveyard of people they there's a lot of bodies buried a place that where you entertain dave 10 minutes and then Dave didn't want to play with you anymore. You're hanging on for dear life and you're still a part of the show. And don't get me wrong.

You'll make about $300,000 and you'll be here for three years and it'll be good for you. But like it is, there's a lot of people who have gotten a job and then Dave forgets about you. And I hope that doesn't happen with Tate. I'm interested to see where it goes. Nate's going to be mad at you for that. What? He's going to be like, you're rooting for Tate now?

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Lisa Ann, real or not? That's tough for people who don't know lisa ann was dragged out of a matt rife comedy show uh handcuffed screaming she then said it was because they accused her of grabbing her phone i think it must have been one of those shows you're not allowed to have your phone. Real or not? I hadn't crossed my mind fake until now. And now I can't think. At first, I just thought it was, I don't know, just weird. Some crazy shit. So I'm thinking fake for several reasons.

One, I've just never seen that happen. What did she say? She was taking pictures pictures she just said that she said they accused me of touching touching my phone like so i actually dm'd her i said why did you get thrown out she said they accused me of touching my phone and i wrote back to her just from touching your phone or did you then go bonkers like was it like fuck you and then you're just getting you know pulled out because of disorderly conduct she didn't respond to that so um i don't i mean i've just never seen someone get arrested such a funny thing that makes me think real like wait really or we acted insane that's what i said that's what

i said that's literally what i said um here's why I don't think here's why you just being a crazy little bitch. In my, in my experience, the NYPD is never really wrong. Well, so, so that, that's what made me think maybe real, that like those cops looked real.

Yeah. But right away, she posted it on her Instagram. She tweeted about it, posted it on her story, posted a video with her tweet screenshot embedded into the Instagram video, and then collabed with Pillow Talk, that porn star show. That's fake. When you collab with somebody, it Talk, that porn star show. That's fake. When you collab with somebody, it's promo. So the Mark Norman thing just happened. I think Matt Rife is probably down with Pillow Talk and Lisa Ann.

What's Pillow Talk? Ryan Powell came on our show. That's his show. So I feel like, and then when I put my video out saying, I think this is fake. I said, if it's's real we need to treat Lisa Ann with better with more respect because she's an American icon but I think it's a uh it's a publicity stunt and pillow talk wrote like free Lisa Ann they didn't say like what are you talking

about this is real they just wrote free Lisa Ann so I think they're just playing along with the whole thing you ever hear the Neil Brennan joke that had a that got a visceral response people were up in arms about that one somebody said uh this is no way to treat my teacher slash librarian slash lifeguard slash everything she's ever been. What did Neil say? Did Neil Brennan joke about Ray Rice did football in the wrong place? Yeah.

And I think Lisa Ann doing porn in the wrong place. Where she just gets back. She's in jail. I've seen her in jail a couple times. She knows her way around it. Yeah. This is the beginning of several of her videos i didn't do anything officer uh so you want to check my holes and by the way that the the mark norman thing uh did finally come full circle so high high productions still don't know what they are, but they put out a video. The complete video is like four different things. Do you remember when Tyra Banks got surrounded by furries at the Knicks game?

No. I remember when Frank did. She was sitting courtside. She was sitting courtside. Sorry, I only remember hot things. I only have a good memory of things that turned me on she was sitting courtside at the nets game in brooklyn and two of the mascots or two furries came and like just sat next to her and made her super uncomfortable and she was just like what

the fuck is going on that was a stage thing the mark norman was a stage thing um and there were two other things that were in the news that were all like headlines and like reported to be real that were all just high high productions making making viral content so and that was all a build-up for mr mr smith for uh donald glover so a lot of connections here yeah it was it was just they hired like they just hired it was supposed to be like um like a scavenger hunt almost like they hired they hired two people like me and you and it's like your first assignment is like you have to uh go viral with tyra banks and like here's your assignment here's your mission if you will and they did that and they were like check and then

they did they all they did each of these things and they all became viral headlines, and they all were staged. Who thought of this as a good promo for Mr. and Mrs. Smith? That is where I don't get it. Donald Glover was the one posting it in the end, being like, here's the video of all these. These are all viral headlines in the last couple weeks. Turns out they're all staged. I don't know if that's a thing for Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Everything around you is like Mr. and Mrs mrs is about assassins and shit like maybe it's like the real world around you the matrix i don't know some shit like that i don't know the actual

connection but dude the the promo for mr and mrs smith is pretty set in stone yeah just fuck your co-star and leave your beloved wife that gets you all the headlines you need become america's become america's couple and blatantly throw it down the garbage yeah no that billy boar and the billy billy bob thornton's ex-wife that's how you promote mr. and Mrs. Smith, dude. Can I say my conspiracy theory with that? Yeah, sure can. It's like, I think that if a PR company were to, like, set... It kind of sounds like as if a PR company set up this, like,

default production company that, like, when things go wrong and they want to get rid of it, they're like, oh, yeah, that was planned. That was this production company. Because if you things go wrong. And they want to get rid of it. They're like oh yeah that was planned. That was this production company. Because if you look back. Like the Mark Norman thing does seem kind of staged a little bit. But if you look back it is kind of like. So that by the way the full thing for that was abduct somebody. So that guy who runs up on stage is an actor.

That they paid to sit in the audience. And then I think the two people doing like the challenge were like we have to run and get him and like get him out so he was like going along with it you're not really abducting somebody but everyone in the crowd was not not correct correct mark was the person they were abducting no oh just the guy like in the stage so mark was told we're gonna do a publicity stunt in your show i'm sure you got a fat bag of cash and they they just said like there's something there's gonna be like something at your show and he didn't know what it was and then when it was this and i think when the reaction was so like people were like what the

fuck happened he him and the club both put out videos being like all right this was a stunt we don't know what's going on like we're not we're not gonna put up with your bullshit you know but it did i mean all of those things did get duped everybody like they were headlines that were like this is really happening you know so they at least were good fake viral videos but i just don't know pretty like man maybe it's just because i knew it was fake right away yeah i wouldn't have known if i didn't ask i asked mark for details i thought it was real because it looked it looked real in the sense that it was like weird like well i would say when i i i think you call me i think i was still in bed and i was like i think and you told me before i saw it when i watched it with the eyes knowing it's fake it's very fake yeah um but the i think i think people are at least questioning that from the jump yeah they're just

like what is it what is what happened yeah yeah not like some crazy shit went down there like what is going on like the lisa ann one to me right away was like this is this is bizarre like something's off here the the mark norman one i was like what the fuck just happened yeah and the the i thought the hostess was actually very she was like uh stay in your no no don't everybody get out just get out like that all felt real to me and the audience going like what the fuck are we supposed to do but when then it's like we got you go watch mr and mrs smith it's like what that's what i mean like that's why i did like the unless unless it's like uh you're just like hey we do pr and look at this like we're talking for five minutes now right like if you want if

you want headlines we can do it i don't know i don't know if that's good bad or what but that's what they were doing um the uh the rock has finally done it john turned people the rock people are pissed at the rock although somebody did uh correct me that he said there's a whole bunch of people in maui who already hate The Rock. That was true. But nobody really outside of Hawaii really turned on The Rock yet. Why would Maui hate The Rock? Because him and Oprah were like trying to save the – after those fires happened, they handled that very poorly.

They were asking for donations, and it was like, why don't you guys fucking just help us yourself? Oprah and The Rock were like, donate to Hawaii. And they were like – it's like Alyssa Milano asking for people to donate to her son's little league team. Yeah, that's crazy. That is insane. I thought that was a fake thing. I was like, there's no way this is real. That is insane.

Yeah. How much could that possibly be? Alyssa, Jesus Christ. But The Rock just swooped in, a wrestlemania match from a guy who the fans really love and i don't think the rock is ready for this man uh people are fucking wrestling fans hate it they are all like fuck you there has to be a surprise with him where he's like what the heck yes so on the one side he surprise to him where he's like, what the heck? Yes. So on the one side, he, the

match that he's going to fight does have a long standing storyline. The other guy is Samoan and they talk about the bloodline who is like the head of the Samoan family of wrestling. So there is like an in bed Roman Reigns, like there is a storyline there. Yeah.

No, I know. It's in fast and furious excuse me excuse me so sorry actually presented by fast and furious you're right i'm so so silly of me to not know that uh so some fans are like no that's good but the majority are like fuck you and every comment is like no no no what are you doing get the fuck out of here old man and then how you know he knows it he posted on instagram a carousel of like four reactions of fans that were good and he was like the reaction's been overwhelming and it was first of all if you're gonna do that there'd be 10 you'd have you'd have the whole thing full you know you'd be like you could find of the you know the fine 10 that were excited 10 people i mean he only posted like four dude it was there there are thousands of nazis still there aren't 10

people who thought this was a good idea that's how badly this thing went over now there's also the whole the whole thing that vincent man is you know it's coming to light that vincent man has been pooping on girls heads yeah not great not great so i think they needed some good pr and they were like let's just throw the rock in there and boy did that backfire i saw an interesting clip that i think logan paul posted or at least it's him giving an interview i don't know who posted it of him talking about his falling out with the rock it's pretty interesting i don't think i knew this i actually i kind of i see both sides i the i didn't even know they had good or bad together i've never really seen them they've done some vines together and they've done a couple things together and then

he said after japan happened um he got a call from a pr person who was like hey duane wants you to delete everything with him in it wow he was like logan was pretty like he was cool talking about where he's like he's like that's my hero like and like i now i see like he doesn't want him to do with me and like that just hurt like not having my back there blah blah blah i think he said he's like we're good acquaintances like we weren't friends right we knew each other and uh and he's like so i deleted everything and then like a year or two ago he had got a DM from The Rock like, hey, Logan, yo, Logan, or something like that. He didn't read the full thing, but there was a screenshot of it in the video. And he's like, I just didn't reply to it.

The balls, though. Good for Logan to be like. I also like if and when that does happen to me, when I go to a suicide park and film some people who themselves like if you want me to take some down so I'll take it down like I get it I do get yeah also you have to think that like that like the rock didn't call you some PR person called yeah yeah and said like like

my job is to take care of all the shit I don't talk you know the rock doesn't say like get delete all these fucking videos I always I when people like Dylan has my back like like I got your back but like what is me saying something gonna do also you know how much you hate being embroiled in your drama right now it sucks for you right you're asking me to dive in yeah you and you did it yeah you you caused yourself a big fucking problem and it really sucks your life sucks right now

and you're asking to just have me join it yeah and it's it's like uh you know i'm dying in this fire jump in and get me well then we're just both gonna fucking die in the fire but i do get like if someone were if if if you were if you were you know caught jerking off in front of a school yeah just hypothetically could happen i i don't think i would just you know rush to your defense but if somebody asked me about it i would defend you yeah well my experience, John's a good guy. Well, John doesn't jerk off in front of you. He was always nice to me.

Well, you're not a child at a school watching him jerk off. If there's something I can directly be like, no, I was there, it didn't happen, or whatever. That's a different story. But if I did something without your knowledge, and you're like, I don't want to touch that, I'm like, yeah, I get it. Right.

That's a totally different story. But you can't expect people and you're like, I don't want to touch that. Like, yeah, I get it. Right. That's a totally different story. But you can't expect people when it's like, unless you are like brother, you know, family, it's like, I'm not going to just like also ruin my career or make the next like month of my career hell too for something you call it. And I get Logan being like, no, I'm done with you now. That's cool. I feel like everyone played fair. Right.

Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I think, like, don't burn the bridge either way. I don't know. I probably would take The Rock's DM again. That's just me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I probably would read that DM and be like.

I would, but I think Logan would as well with his rights to go. And also, maybe if I was Logan Paul, I wouldn't. Maybe I'd be like, I'm good. I'm all set on that, you know? KFC Radio is brought to you by Body Armor Zero Sugar. We always drink the water. The zero sugar is where it's at. Zero sugar.

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alex cooper did not get renewed i think that they I think I think Spotify Played it really well I think they got those two Monsters back to back it was 2020 And 2021 they got All the market share they became the number one Streaming platform they got all the listeners I think like 30% of people listen on Spotify now Alex expired

And they were like we're good like We achieved what we wanted to achieve They Kind of leased Alex and we're like we're good With yeah we achieved what we wanted to achieve they they they kind of leased alex and we're like we're good with joe rogan i said it was like you proposed ripped up the prenup and said you can fuck whoever you want it's crazy 250 million and and and you don't get anything specifically spotify out of it i mean i'm sure there's gotta there's gotta be something that he has to do for spotify extra or better or something but uh when you know i used to think of it's like alex is like a female

rogan and there's like here's and and not to say that this is i'm not taking away anything from alex but it's like boom it was on on the table both of them like what are you picking and spotify went heavy one direction i mean that is nuts to me. Speaking of Alice Cooper, I saw an Instagram post from her the other night. Hot husband. Yeah, he's not an ugly person. I've never seen him before. Hot dude. Good for you, Alice.

Very hot dude. We got to give a shout out to our boy shane uh who'll be hosting snl would love to know how that went down you think rose but anything to do with that or you think that's just like higher than her and like you think she was like he's awesome just do it uh no i would think i i would think that's just lauren being like we're good now like yeah but it's kind of like exactly what you're talking about with Logan Paul and The Rock. The Rock DM'd him again. And was like, hey, by the way.

Shane took the DM. Turns out everyone loves you now. Yeah. Want to come on back? It is funny when you're talking about major institutions. Even if they're down, they're bad, everyone's been saying that about SNL forever, and they're still just fucking here.

And it's still a big deal when Shane's on the the show you know what i mean it's not like people who cares we we like whatever it's like people are excited for it so there still is some cachet to that and shane was you know there's a reason why he wanted in the beginning there's a reason why he always said like i wish you know when everyone said to him it's the best thing that ever happened he's like no i wish i got it and there's so there's a reason why he's gonna go do it now i will be interested to see you on a live mic if there's any a little there's a little shenanigans oh there will be there's a little a little shenanigans and it'll be fair play a little yeah i i mean there has to be some trepidation from lauren and whoever else being like i think shane has said're not going to fuck me on this one, are you? I think he said on this show

that meeting with Lauren, Lauren was just like, yeah, I mean, we're good. For sure, but I got to do this because of the pressure. But all that being said, I think there's still some comics and actors and writers and shit on SNL

who were talking shit about him. Actually, I shouldn't say that. I just know that there were at the time. I don't know if those people are still working there yeah yeah so if you're doing a skit and you're like you just want to go rogue and like by the way fuck that guy you know you can and there's nobody so that that that could be that could be very interesting wait we have one more important thing oh boy we got jackie's got a real issue right now i don't know what you're talking about i did hear about this i did hear about you heard about no no i just heard that there is something so so you you you have to tell no i don't know what you're

talking about jackie jackie has found herself do you really don't want something no i will but like i'm telling you right now nothing's gonna come with this what you think is gonna come this is not gonna come with this no no no no okay i just have found myself in like a little predicament and that is like when when Now Since I've started living I've lived by myself For like two years now right And Like so I'll sing in the shower

And stuff And like I'll sing by myself I've always been interested in that You like belt it out You're like You're not just like Mumbling the lyrics You're like singing

Like yeah I've never done that either I You know mumble the words Yeah Like I do in the car I don't even do that I just come to the shower

I might you know Rap along to the lyrics Or the car I don't even do that I just come to the shower I might you know Rap along to the lyrics Or whatever But I would never be like Screaming or yelling But so you put on a performance Cause I've always had like I would say

A slightly above average voice But it's like I've always loved it Because it's like It's been perfect Where it's like Not like an asshole Where it's like

I'm like really good at singing And like it's annoying When I like sing Totally not an asshole But I'm not But I'm not I'm not like bad where it's like oh my god that's hurting my ears is this has this ever been uh corroborated by anybody else no but like i you know when you're like like fine like uh like nobody's ever made i've always loved my singing voice because it's always it no no no but now that I live alone and I've like,

I'm like practicing singing like every day pretty much. So I've gotten like really good. And so it's like, now I can't control it. Like my voice will do like, like I'll, I'll just be singing along to a song and like my voice will do like a little run or like, I'll do like,

like a little, like, you know, and like, I can't control it now, but I'm not like, I'm just like so talented. I can't control it.

But like, I'm still not like super good. So now I'm at an awkward level where it now, but I'm not like. I'm just like so talented I can't control it. But like I'm still not like super good. So now I'm at an awkward level where it's like I, it sounds like I think I'm a lot better than I am. Yeah, yeah. You're that girl who's like holding her ear going like. It's like you sound like shit. I'm definitely still not good.

So now I like I'm scared to sing along in public because I'm like what if I accidentally like hit a really good, like end up kind of hitting my notes and then not actually like hitting all of them so that it's awkward, you know, right now. Yeah. That happens all the time,

right? You'll, you'll, you'll just be like in a big sing along in public or something, right? What are we even talking about? It's like, it's like in the car,

you know, in the flash mob or like when I have songs stuck in my head, like I have to be like, like you can't like just don't don't hammer don't hurt them don't do it to them jackie because so then because i'm just at this awkward in between so i think i need to go balls to the wall and like acting like our singing lessons yeah or i need to like i don't know like dumb it down somehow like i can't't. Start smoking. Listen, you are at a crossroads. It's one or the other. You need to become a singer

or you need to like never sing again. But I think I'm like too good where I'm like. Well, then we got to get you singing lessons. Can we get a little taste? No. Like this is what I'm afraid of. No, no, no, no. What's your song?

I was going to say, let's pick it. No, no, no. Like this is what I was saying. This is what I'm not bringing this up. Wait. And I'm like. But give us just like, just close your eyes. Give's pick it. No, no. Like, this is what I was saying. This is what I'm not bringing this up. Wait. And I may... But give us just like, just close your eyes.

Give us a song. No, no, no, no, no. Like, you will never hear me sing from this point out. But I just want to know the song. You don't have to sing it. What's your favorite song that you sing in the shower?

I have a lot. What do you think you're the best at? What's your like, oh, that one I nail every time? Great question. And it's a random song. What is it? I'm not going to tell you because it's like.

No, but I mean like, is it just, is it, because I want to know if it's like, are we talking like ballads? Are we talking like it's pop? What song is it? What's the number one song that you're like, I'm good at? This is my jam. There's a song that's just like, for some reason it's my exact vocal range. Wait, let me.

What is your vocal range, by the way? Great question. It's like... I would say it's closer to an alto than a soprano. Okay. Have you ever been in chorus or choir or anything like that? I did actually take chorus in fourth grade and fifth grade. Okay.

Because I didn't take like a... And then I also like play guitar for a little bit. So obviously like I had to learn to sing a little bit. So it's like I'm like not a veteran or I am So obviously like I had to learn to sing a little bit So it's like I'm like Not a veteran Or I am a veteran

It's basically A Star Is Born Basically the plot of A Star Is Born Wait I kind of forget What the song is called I'm so sorry I'll figure it out I'm so sorry It's not gonna like

It's not relevant Is it country? Is it pop? What is it? It's pop Like I can do pop pretty well Like can you do like Cause pop also

Sometimes is not known For like the best Fucking voices When it's like a sad song It's like I think That my voice Has like a lot of soul to it Like I think

That you can like You're like You have like the voice Of like an old black man Yeah Give like No like How about this

Never gonna happen How about this I wanna know it So I can hear There's gotta be a song. What if we just don't look at you and we like, we just hear it. No,

like there's cameras, you guys, like I'm not going to. Nobody's watching. I'll go through my. Everybody knows that everybody started watching. No one's watching. Just sing right now.

Like Renee rap. Like she's a song. I hate Boston. I can hit every single note. It's a good song. It's a great song. I love that song. Tell me hurts. I can can hit every single note. Oh, that's a good song. It's a great song. Yeah. I love that song. Tummy hurts.

I can hit like every single note. Um, casualty. Like that? Not like that. Like a lot better than that. Okay. Casualty.

Has anybody else ever said to you, you, you are a good singer? Has there been one person in existence that said you're a good singer? Technically, no. Okay. Okay. Yeah. Well, okay yeah well no no no i've gotten like wow you kind of have a surprisingly good voice it's not predictable that is that true that's what i mean like have you been singing karaoke or something people go oh my god you're good people say like like i wouldn't expect you to be better than it's because they they think you look like a mob wife from jersey and they don't expect that from yeah yeah anyways it's just so i think it's decided we need a new youtube series jackie sings

jackie goes you do it on your own we won't we don't have to be a part of it you go to a singing let you go to a singer what's it called the singing singing uh tutor. And you take lessons. Never going to happen. Yes, yes, but never going to happen on camera. So give up that dream. You have complete control of it. You have complete control of it. If I get really good, if I get really good.

And then you decide whether it sees the light of day or not. Okay, give me like a year. Deal. Honestly, I probably need like two months with singing lessons. I think I'm really right there. Locked in. សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប� Thank you.