KFC Radio - Eddie on the New Era of Barstool Chicago - Full Episode

Episode Date: November 14, 2024

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All right, bang, bang. It's your boy, Eddie. I just finished up the dog walk with these guys a couple days ago. And they said something to me that was the nicest thing that anybody has ever said to me. And it's patently ridiculous.

So I will take the compliment but it's just not reasonable. Eddie said that the Patriots and Dave is like me and the television blogs I used to write. I don't think that's that crazy. Wait, elaborate. So you know how Dave says a lot of the success of Barstool is because of the Patriots? Yes, yes. I would say a lot of KFC's best moments are hand-in-hand with Breaking Bad, the leftovers, his team.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. All right, that makes a little more sense. That I will definitely take then. The way you first had said it was kind of like Dave and the Patriots are linked together. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I wrote about television blogs, but I don't think anybody is like, when they think of Breaking Bad, they think of together. You know what I mean? I wrote about television blogs, but I don't think anybody is like, when they think of Breaking Bad, they think of me.

No, but you think of TV at Barstool. Yeah, I guess that's it. Yeah, like you didn't fucking get dragged out of the Super Bowl for Mike Germantrout. The owner, Vince Gilligan, is not thanking me at the awards. Exactly. But I was like, it made me feel, I mean, I told them afterwards, I was like, your boy doesn't get many compliments. So it felt good.

But it's true, though. And I'm not like, you know, I'm not just like a. No, no. Yeah, I believe you guys. Yeah, genuinely. Yeah. White Sox Dave said he used to go into the dashboard and read them before I would publish them.

I didn't read them so bad. I was like, wow, that's crazy. I remember with The Leftovers was like, I liked the show, I didn't love the show, and I kept up with it longer than I intended to just to read the blogs. And then eventually I got to a point where I was like, I can't keep up with the show anymore. I'll still give them the click, but I can't keep up with the show anymore. There was probably 25 people reading those blogs.

But they loved them. They were like dissertations, those fucking blogs. And so they got me motivated thinking about trying to do TV content. And even just I wrote a blog today. Did you? Yeah. I didn't finish it yet. Were you writing?

I've been meaning to do this. It's a second. I wrote an open letter to Steve Cohen when he was in the running for the Mets, being like, you need to buy the team. And I'm writing a second one to him about how he has to sign Juan Soto. You hear about who's creeping up? No, really? I think John Heyman's really driving the bus on it. But the Red Sox Are apparently infatuated

With Juan Soto I mean who Who's that Yeah I actually saw It's not Everyone's infatuated With Juan Soto

It's Are you infatuated With him enough To spend like 700 million dollars Yeah And the Red Sox Like

I don't know though Because they also Just didn't do it for Mookie Which was crazy Right But they gotta do something I feel like their backs Are really against the wall really against the wall

and particularly right now as a red sox fan i've had two or three years where like the team is a distant thought in my mind i really you know i probably go to one game a year i maybe watch three and um i think that all stemmed from like i think covid where i just like i stopped watching baseball then and i just kind of never got back on it and the comeback has really brought me back in like very very much to baseball as a whole but to the red sox in particular and i'm like if they make a splash signing this year like that's i'm all the way back but it's about time they're due yeah no they got to get back in the hunt because you guys never really had lulls you guys were always pretty like you make the playoffs and you lose in the playoffs

and then... No, but then they had that run where there was a championship for the last match. Sure, yeah, the Bobby Valentine years for sure. But for a while, you guys were pretty,

like, at least making it to the playoffs. Right. Yeah, you were in the conversation. It was like... Even when we were bad, it was a surprise. It was like,

well, they fucking sucked this year. And then it was like, oh, they won the championship next year. It was weird. There was that period of time where it was the Yankees and Red Sox were almost like punting the division for the wild card based on like who they wanted to face.

Yeah. It was like, we're going to get one or the other. Yeah. Like that's why the Yankees and the Cubs were always, I mean, the Red Sox and the Cubs were kind of different because the Cubs were always like in the shit. Yeah. Right. Yeah.

The Red Sox were like always coming. Yeah. They were good. Yeah. At least like when I started watching, like really locking into sports, like probably 2000, right? I was like that 10 to 12 range. The Pedro years were basically like. Yeah, I remember when they signed Manny, which was late 90s.

That was like, okay, I'm really going to lock in. But then from then on until probably 2020, every year was like, you were a legit, not legit contender. You were legit in the conversation before the season started. And then maybe the season started and you fell apart. But you're like, yeah, they might be fucking good this year. Dude, I actually had this moment, this epiphany in the shower today because up until this year with the Mets,

even during this year with the Mets early on, I was kind of like done as being like a nuts fan because 2022 really killed me. I put like my literal soul into that team and when they lost i like i was like shattered and i was like i can't be like this anymore and so and then this year was so disappointing in the beginning i was like i'm just gonna be like every other older guy like you don't see many like 50 and 60 year old guys who are like rapid you know like foaming at the mouth they just kind of watch and and i think it's because

they've been through so many ups and downs where eventually you stop getting upset about every single time the bullpen blows a game because you're just like, yeah, you know, you'll be there. And I really thought of it as, like, because here's where my brain went. I was thinking about television because I was tweeting about the dog walk. I started thinking about Game of Thrones, the new one, House of the Dragon, and how much it sucked. But how I'll still watch it because their problem right now, House of the Dragon, is that they haven't done anything.

Not that they've done something bad. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that means you still have a blind canvas because they still – season three could be the big war and who takes the throne and all that. Whereas if they did the war and this guy had the throne and this person died, you can't undo that shit. So as bad as as much as it's. And then so I started thinking about the Mets where it was like every year hope springs eternal. And what they do is they they fucking suck the same way. It's like I'll probably be like season three of Game of Thrones might be good and it'll suck again because that's what they do.

Yeah. But you have that chance because it's it's still I'll probably be like season three of Game of Thrones might be good and it'll suck again because that's what they do. Yeah. But you have that chance because it's still like a clean slate. And that's what I realized about sports is that every year it's like a reset. So then but then I tried to think of it. I swapped it again and I was like, I'm going to just start treating the Mets like a movie, like a nine month movie, because this year was like a movie there was there was the downs the ups and the downs there was grimace and haktua and and the song and all that and this was a particularly like chock full season of like fun off the field storylines but every year there's storylines of like who's the asshole who's the hero who's the you know unsung guy and i was like

if you think of it like a movie where it's just like a plot that's gonna unfold and like some movies are fucking amazing and they stick the landing and you win a world series and some of them are not and you're just kind of like yeah yeah it was just a movie of it is like halloween where like half the sequels suck yeah yeah it's just every single time you have a shot. And if you just treat it like a movie. I just saw Conclave. And I really liked it up until I didn't. And it's like they lost the championship.

So it was a bad ending? Or you just kind of lost interest halfway through, you mean? No, it was like... I don't want to split because it's very much a movie worth seeing. Is it a true story? No. No, no, no, no. But it's about the Pope. It's all the backstabbing

yeah it's all about electing the new pope and it's all the backstabbing and boy that blackmail it might be more of a true story than you think though because that's got to be one of the most corrupt motherfuckers in the world no there's no kid banging so it can't be that wrong but if you think about what the pope really you – like there's a billion people who like turn to that guy. That's a – That's pretty crazy. I think one line in the movie is like, in an hour you're going to be the most famous man in the world.

It's like, yeah, you probably – I mean you're not really – like if the Pope walked in here, I'd probably be like, who's this fucking old guy? If he wasn't – if he's in his full regalia. Are you anti-movie or you're just not? No, I love movies. Okay, because I was going to say, I feel like you stray more towards TV though, right just not? No, I love movies.

Okay, because I was going to say I feel like you stray more towards TV. Oh, well, yes, yes. I do lean more towards TV, but I'm not by no means am I anti-movie. I love the movies, and I always am like I'm going to go see this, and I just like don't. So I guess I can't say I love it that much because I never get up off my ass. I'm more of an on-demand, wait until it comes on television kind of guy. Movies are my favorite place. Yeah, like every time I go, I'm like, this is the best.

It's the only place I could put down my phone and not think about it. I will like – You go – I mean, he goes more than anybody I know. I go probably like three times a week. Nah, that's excessive, but once or twice a week. Yeah, I was going to say. But, I mean, even going every week is a lot for you know if you see 50 movies a year you're probably in the top like oh one percent do you have to pass and everything like

that i am on amca list okay yeah all right i was i'm surprised you do you're the type of guy to just fucking pay yeah i just got it like i got it this summer and so that's what's motivate motivated me to see all these movies i would have never seen. Yeah, exactly. So it's like – Well, how much did you pay? Because remember the OG deal was 10. That was MoviePass. I thought it was five. Was it five? It might have been five.

Was it? I genuinely think I put them out of business. Because I would walk – Yeah, wait, wait. Explain it because, I mean, there's probably a whole swath of young people who don't even understand what this is. It was probably like 2018, something like that. Oh, i think it was even earlier than that no it was definitely in new york okay so maybe it was 17 okay uh because we moved here at the end of 2016 so it was maybe 17 18 um and uh i feel like it was like when i was in like high school and shit but maybe yeah

17 18 sounds right to me it was it was you got a credit card and you would buy the movies on that credit and a credit card cost five ten bucks buy the movies on that credit. And a credit card costs $5, $10, whatever. It was definitely no more than $10. It was either $5 or $10 per month. And you just got to go to every single movie for free. It was nuts. It sounds like the black box, like your friend's parents. Yeah. It sounds like we just get everything for free.

Well, when you think about it, though, airing a movie, whether there's one person, it doesn't cost you anything to air it. Yeah. I mean, I'm sure you have to, like, acquire it from a studio and shit, but it's not like running it. You could run it all day long if there's someone in the theater or not in the theater. It doesn't really matter. So, like, just getting people to lock in for a little bit a month rather than. Well, it's like what they always said, that movie theaters aren't actually movie theaters. They're popcorn sales places.

Right. Yeah. Right. Really, that's where they make their money. Because if you're looking at, like, me, I like movies like movies i say i go to the movies but i really end up only going a couple times a year but if you could basically lock me in for once a month which is what it is yeah but the problem with the movie pass though was they didn't own the theater either they were just a third party so they weren't making the popcorn so i don't know like you know

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You know, I did the Barbenheimer thing. Like, when there's an event, I go. Did you buy your tickets yet? No, is it too late? They're going to be sold out? I mean, in the city they are, but I'm sure outside they can. That's some real degenerate shit. I had a notification

like, gladiator tickets are on sale. I got it. November 22nd, I'll be there. Did you hear he's doing Black Panther 3 yes which is he announces like farewell tour

yeah he's like I'm doing Othello I'm doing King Lear I'm doing Black Panther another unnamed movie from this director yeah yeah is it really a farewell tour

or are you just saying that no yeah he's like he named like four or five movies he's like I'm done I'm done for this I love that move though

yeah but what if a project you can't say no to comes along? That's why it's like when Jay-Z retired like four times. And it just builds up hype for every fucking, oh, this is his last movie, this is his last go-round. It's like, nah, I'll be there. And I think he's fucking up because not to stereotype because they look alike and they're the same race, but it feels like he's got that Morgan Freeman future.

Yeah, he should just be the old black black guy especially with a distinctive voice yes dude that that scene what's that what's that movie called uh uh fuck it's just like one word really like powerful with morgan freeman no uh denzel where there's that scene where he's talking to his son about how i don, I don't have to like you. It's not Flight, right? No, no, no, no, no. It's, pull up the list of movies. I'll see it. It's with Viola Davis and a bunch of-

Fences. Fences, that's it. I was about to say voices. You've seen Fences? Yeah. Wow, I haven't seen fences there's a scene with um him talking to his son about like and his son's like how come you never like loved me and like liked me and he's like it's i mean it's fucking brutal but he's like i don't have to like you i don't have to love you like i put a fucking roof over your head and

all that shit and then because there's uh when there's also it was on broadway and james earl jones plays that same character so there's like james's James Earl Jones on stage and Denzel on the screen, and they're both different, same, but different and awesome altogether. When Denzel flexes, I mean, you know better than anybody. You've had the Denzel argument, right? I actually do fall in the middle of that argument. It was, what, White Sox Dave said that Denzel doesn't have any range? Yeah.

And then it was just, was there another side of it with all you guys? Every role that he plays, he's the same guy. It is a fair... It's fair if you just watch those movies. But, okay.

Like, Denzel does a lot of those movies, but he also does a lot of... It's very similar to, like, Taylor Swift, though. It's like, there are other songs about other things, but when you have

a bulk of your work and they're awesome or a certain thing you're gonna get but you can't say he doesn't have range you can say i know him as this yeah okay yeah yeah you shouldn't say i i think you can say he does not use his range as often as probably he could or should or other actors do but no i think he does i think you just don't like i don't think white socks dave sees king Lear. Right. Well, I think maybe. He could do Shakespearean fucking theater.

I think probably in recent years, he probably has done a little bit more. But he had a run there where it was pretty from, like, you know, like John Q through probably into the Man on Fire and Equalizer, like, three type shit. Yeah, but like. There was a lot more of those than there was. And that's fair. Like, most people do that. They do, you know, their blockbusters. Yeah, but like – a lot of movies that are the the old guy or father who is on a revenge tour or a protection thing but i think yeah his point is more like his inflection and the way he talks and everything

is all kind of the same oh so even within the movies yeah it's like yeah that's what's interesting because gladiator 2 is going to be well he but he didn't yeah i mean gladiator 2 is a big check for dave then yes exactly because he didn't he doesn't do that, Gladiator 2 was a big check for Dave then. Yes, exactly. Because he doesn't do the act. He's just like, fuck it. I'm just talking like myself. We had Jeff on our show a couple months ago, and he said, yeah, in the trailer, he just sounds like Don Zell. But that's better than doing a bad.

For sure. For sure. He did a movie when he was younger where he did a British accent, and it was so bad. Really? Yeah. I actually just watched Crimson Tide last night. That's fucking fire. Yeah, that's a great movie.

That's a great movie. What was that? How'd you land on that? Honestly, how I land on most movies I watch at home, either Jeff, Gooch, or Ken Jack watched it in the last week. So it was on one of those- Those slides? I like those slides.

Crimson Tide is a Michael Crichton book or no? I don't know that. I feel like it was one of those, like a John Grisham novel or something like that. Maybe. I'll say this though. It's been it was one of those, like a John Grisham novel or something like that. Maybe. I'll say this, though. It's been a very bad movie year in my eyes. It's been. I was actually looking through my letterbox last night.

It's been. I have a lot of movies I liked and didn't love. Like, a lot of movies I was like, that was a good movie. But I'm not like, you gotta see this. What do you think was the, what do you, rattle off the disappointments? Bottom three. I wouldn't even say they're disappointments because it's not like I had...

Well, one I did have kind of high hopes for was... Did you see the Bob Marley movie? I did not see that one. Oh, my God. I didn't even hear about this. What is it? Oh, yeah. One Love with the guy from Bridgerton?

Yeah. It was a biopic and it was... Oh, man. Yeah, it must have been real bad because I feel like a Bob Marley biopic, if done correctly, would be a smash. They dropped it in like January, buried it. Yeah.

Okay. So they knew they had a clunker. They had to. Because I didn't see like they didn't promote it. I didn't see it at least. No. Maybe. Yeah.

No, it is called One Love. Okay. I mean, they promoted it. Well, it's like they promote it. You know what? It was a lot. It was actually way too much. It was every trailer.

At the theater, it was all the time. You guys probably saw it a lot more than I did then. You know what they really snuck in there? We talked about this the other day, that Clooney and Brad Pitt movie. Wolves. That was bad. Oh, it's so bad. I mean, George Clooney and Brad Pitt star in a fucking movie,

and they just announced it the week it dropped on apple tv it was i was like i turned on apple tv to go watch uh how you know what was i watching the other one it's actually pretty good and i was like wait what is this how did i miss this it's it's rotten tomatoes is actually decent oh i i am so i've been over rotten tomatoes for a long time now it is almost exclusively the opposite of Rotten Tomatoes Every time I did it I really got over it

The other day When people were like Whatever episode of The Penguin Is the best TV episode Of all time Right I was like Well it's

They're like It's number one on Rotten Tomatoes People didn't Used to watch Breaking Bad And then rush to Rotten Tomatoes To rate it They watched it And they go

Also everyone who rushes To Rotten Tomatoes Is a fucking asshole Like it is I really almost feel like I tend to totally disagree. I'm like, you must be the snobby critics. Critics or audience? Well, that's my thing.

I believe the best movies, or at least the most enjoyable, are the movies that have the biggest gap. Between critics and audience? And if you look at, like, I always use Saving Silverman as an example. There's like an 85% gap. Great move. Critics have their fucking nose up in the air about it. But Wulff's is not even worth watching.

They're kind of like cleaners, right? They're both cleaners who get called to the same. Which sounds like it would be good. It feels like it's a 20-minute script that they stretched into like an hour 20. And it's just not it's not good. Have you guys ever seen that 20 minute movie that De Niro... No, we were talking about this. The one with the De Niro, Brad Pitt,

Cleaning, the Squishy Daisy director. We were going through somebody's catalog doing one of these movie debates and we were like, what is this movie? And they all got paid like 18 million a piece. So it was a promotional movie for Macau, like gambling world.

Really? Yeah. Got it. So they paid him a shit ton of money. It's honestly like credit to them for getting that check to do that because, yeah, there it is. Yeah, I mean it's literally – if you haven't seen or heard about it, it's like directed by Scorsese. He's got De Niro, Pacino, DiCaprio, Matt Damon, Brad Pitt, George Clooney, Jack Nicklaus. It's like – it's like directed by scorsese he's got deniro pacino dicaprio uh matt damon brad pitt george clooney jack it's like it's insane the i don't think they made like a graphic for

it i don't know that because that that is that that thing right there that's the only thing i saw yeah that that one with the four of them right there 16 minutes they got they got like a million dollars a minute each yeah Yeah. Crazy, man. What were the other two? The Strangers. They rebooted it. It's my favorite horror movie of all time. Terrible. You saw the new one, too?

Well, it was just like literally just the same exact thing. It was nothing new to it. But way worse. Yeah. Like the blood scene. Yeah. Oh, terrible, terrible. One of the worst scenes I've ever seen.

So bad. Yep, yep. And then this one of the worst scenes I've ever seen so bad this one I usually don't factor in like straight to Netflix or Hulu for this stuff but Unfrosted was pretty bad I actually didn't hate Unfrosted I didn't love it but like it was I had it on and I was like this is fun

it wasn't like you know again it certainly wasn't great I think the problem with that is that Jerry Seinfeld is such a cocksucker that if you put something out that's like, it was a fun thing. Yeah, yeah. At least it seems like every single quote from Jerry Seinfeld is like, what's wrong with comedy and entertainment and all that. Yeah, but he actually walked that back hard recently. Good, because he should shut the fuck up about it. But is he getting asked?

Because there's a big difference. He's doing like a media circuit. Yeah, but you also have to, like, know and, like, keep yourself in check at some point. Like, if, you know, if every time I went on a podcast, I was getting questions about Barstool and my reputation started to go a certain way, I think I would, like, the next time I get asked about it, you know, fucking answer it differently or put an end to it or, you know, whatever. But I think he, you know, relished differently or put an end to it or you know whatever but i think he you know relished being like yeah he was also very late to the cause i feel like yeah by the time we were already rolling our eyes about cancel culture and wokeism he's like doing his speech college i was like bro we're we're like through this and out of it already you know what i mean

yeah um what did you think of the uh what'd you think of the dog walk oh yeah i thought it was awesome i i said uh i i as soon as i was done i said this was my first rear admiral rear admiral moment at barstool where i was like i am the old guy like every pick i said i was like yeah they were like i didn't even know who else was like, yeah, they were like, I didn't even know. Who else? I feel like Chief's old, too. I know. I thought cons cons is old and he knows my shows. Cons was like, I think in line with me. I thought Chief would have known.

He said he didn't know four of my five picks. What were your picks? He knew Breaking Bad. And then I had uh shield shield dexter californication and justified i i mean obviously i know all and i've seen all but like i don't know how you don't none of those are like deep right right i was thinking when we finished the draft my last pick was like the most difficult like thing i've done because i was like i have one pick left and 11 shows i had like two more full drafts of honorable mentions that i would have been happy with and

been like i think those five could go toe-to-toe with your guys yeah you know what i mean i just texted it to you jackie um it's uh yeah i don't i mean i don't know how he said he didn't know four out of five that's crazy or like i haven't seen him maybe yeah the way he said he didn't know four out of five. That's crazy. Have you even seen him, maybe? Yeah, the way he said it, he was like, I don't know four out of five. If you haven't seen it, I guess. But I was like, Dexter is a fucking massive dog.

Dexter got rebooted last year. It got rebooted three times. It was funny, though. I always struggle with the dog walk because I never know whether I want to try to win, whether I want to try to get my personal best like picks out there. Or like this one I almost felt like I'm going to pick some older shows that maybe people don't know to put them on to shit that – because what's crazy to me dude is like like really coming to terms with being old that like to me those shows are not old those are just like television shows

yeah those shows are like 25 years old now there are shows that are fucking you know if again if if when i was growing up if someone was trying to tell me to watch something from the 70s i'd be like get the fuck out of here but to me it, it's like, no, that's not that. It's like, yes, it is, man. It is. That's a mindfuck for sure. Eddie's got me with his last three. I don't love the first two.

What I should have done. I like Stranger Things. I don't love both of them. I've seen them and watched them all. Stranger Things is a good. Actually, both of those, I think, are good cultural picks, though. They both were like chatter. You know what I mean? Stranger Things is a big talked-about show.

Black Mirror as well. And I know Squid Game is too, but I hated the Squid Game pick. It's one season. There's nothing like – you can have the same – there's one conversation you can have about Squid Game. You know what I mean? Right. And it was a big deal but but so but that's what i mean you can draft all sorts of different ways of like popularity versus deep cuts versus your personal favorites what i should have done was take i didn't know if anybody was going to take suns

i should have swapped the shield and suns because yeah nobody was going to take the shield the shield and i could have taken the suns and gotten both. I would definitely, if I had a vote in this, my vote would definitely be between you two. Yeah, I think the shield, a lot of shield love. Dude, I'm telling you, it's one of the real original ones because it's that first anti-hero type shit. I also didn't know Kanzas wasn't a huge TV guy. That surprised me.

I thought Kanzas was an everything guy. That's what I thought. You want an opinion? Kanzas got you. Yeah, exactly. That's what I thought. Well, I mean, I didn't think he was not a TV guy. Yeah, I guess.

But he seemed like he... Remember at the beginning, he was like, there's a lot of stuff he seemed like he remember at the front at the beginning he's like there's a lot of stuff i have my board that i've never seen well he no but he no he also yeah he said he was gonna draft things he hadn't watched that's crazy yeah that is kind of crazy this is not hbo obviously yeah that was nice but i was actually you know hbo is the goat but i was uh again when you when i really sat down and made the list, I was like, there's a lot of these shows that I would maybe take over some HBO. Yeah. You know?

Yeah. When you first asked me, I was like, oh, I don't know. HBO has like all the great shows. Yeah. I started thinking about it. There's that AMC. I think I had two texts here. It was like, oh, I don't know.

That's really hard. HBO has all the good shows. And then I was like, oh, wait. I have a hundred ideas. Yeah. It was like, oh, I don't know. That's really hard. HBO does all the good shows. And then I was like, oh, wait, I have 100 ideas. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Mind Hunter was the one modern day one. Chief got that one that I was thinking about trying to get. And then Yellowstone was the final.

That's actually good value as the final pick of the draft. Dude, Taylor Sheridan. I just saw today a poster for he's just running back again. Dude, he does even more than I realized. There's, he has Yellowstone, 1883, 1953. You can't have two shows in the same year. There's a third. There's a third year. And then there's another one.

This one I'm actually Googling. On top of Tulsa King, King of Tulsa, Mayor of Kingstown, Lioness. He's running like he's legitimately show running, producing, or writing some combination of those things for like 10 shows. That's a lot. At once. That's a lot. Bro, it's 10x what you usually do. People don't even usually run two at the same time.

I don't know if this is the one you're thinking of no way but i the only reason i saw it when i got off the subway then i saw posters for it land man yeah yes it's like what what is that deep in the heart of west texas roughnecks and wildcat billionaires it's just it's just it's yellow just just make sure one of them is good instead of having three that are spread out roughnecks and wildcat billionaires try to get rich quick in the oil business as oil rigs begin to dominate the state. It's Billy Bob Thornton, Jon Hamm, and Demi Moore. It's like take an old actor who was having a revival.

You know what I mean? It's like the same. The Yellowstone behind the scenes I think is actually fascinating, though, because Costner signed on what was supposed to be one season, and they said maybe a movie. And he was like, cool. That's why he had cancer, and he was like, I've i gotta pass it down it was a kind of breaking bad ask then i think he was so big they just said he had an ulcer and they were like never mind he doesn't have cancer he had a an exploding ulcer he's fine so that was kind of their way around that

and he said i'll give you three seasons they somehow convinced him probably just a fat bag of cash and maybe chopping up some episodes they convinced him to do five and then the writer's strike hit and kovid hit and he was like i'm i'm i'm willing to like finish it let's go but the strike and kovid were a problem and then once that was over sheridan didn't have a script because he was fucking probably busy making eight other shows and costner was like come on come on come on come on i gotta do this other shit and then when i guess sheridan finally maybe finished the script or had the script somewhat ready costner said i'll give you one week of shooting to do the whole season and they're like we can't do a season in a week yeah he's like do all my scenes in a week

and like you can do it and they so it was like a back and forth and they just, I mean, I guess no spoilers, but yeah, I haven't seen it, but I killed himself. All right. I,

I, I haven't seen it either. I saw it. Yeah. I don't want to, there's, there's more, there's a little more to it.

Yeah. You're a big dope sick guy though, right? Oh yeah. It's, it's his comfort TV. He watches it like every night. He's so sick.

You're so sick you're so sick i i think i think i'm just in love with michael keaton yeah that is yeah that's really it um did you like painkiller what's that painkillers i liked it didn't i i if it came out before dope sick i would have been like that he's in a show also called painkiller no no no but it's it's the same show right right um but it's uh's a fun little behind the scenes about painkillers. That was one of Taylor Kitsch's passion projects because his sister was addicted to pills. And when she got clean, he hired her to be his acting coach on set. Really?

Yeah. And now – We're talking about him, by the way, who he's just – Oh, that's one. I don't know. It's one season, so we can't put it on this list. But Terminalist. Terminalist. It's fine. Good. Terminal one. I don't know. It's one season, so we can't put it on this list. But Terminalist. Terminalist. It's fine.

Good. Terminalist? I did Dope Sick. It's only one season. Terminalist. Terminalist is Chris Pratt and a little bit of Taylor Kitsch running around on a Denzel Revenge tour sort of thing. Like I'm a Navy SEAL.

Or beyond Navy SEAL. Like a special ops who you fucked with. Some off black market type shit, you know? And he's like realizing that they're like, you know, using people and turning them into like machines and murder, you know, whatever. And so he's like... They're making a season two of it. It's very Breaking Bad.

Do you do Game of Thrones? Yes. Yeah, you do it. It's very Aria lists crossing everybody off. Oh, okay. It's like they were Navy SEALs who like got put in a bad position and they're realizing that it was kind of a top-down. They got fucked.

And now everyone who put them on that. But he has also like... He doesn't know if he can trust himself. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because his brain's fucked up from MKUltra type shit and stuff like that. They're doing a season two,

but it's a prequel. Oh, interesting. So Taylor catches back. Hell yeah. Yeah. That's great. Yeah, you gotta a prequel. Oh. So Taylor catches back. Hell yeah. Yeah. That's great. Yeah, you got to have that duo. Yeah.

That's awesome. That's where Bloodline fucked up. I know. Yeah. Bloodline season one is fucking awesome. Awesome. What's his name? The Australian.

Ben Mendelsohn. Ben Mendelsohn. I think he's one of the best actors. You ever seen Starboy? No. Start up. S-T-A-R-R-E-D up. It's like in an Australian prison.

He goes to jail to be with his son. It's fucking sick. Yeah. He also did Animal Kingdom, which became a very popular show. But he did... Oh, yeah. That show is based on an Australian movie. I started to watch that.

It is a good show, but it just... There was a run in like 2013, 14, right before I had kids. And was blogging and just doing the podcast once a week, knew how to like blog my dick off so I could like write like 10 blogs in an hour and like be done for the day. And was still just like I had – like nowadays when I do nothing, I feel like anxiety. I feel like I should be doing something, working, kids just like not being productive whatever yeah before any of that set in and i had no responsibilities and i watched every fucking thing on television yeah you got a lot down everything like i'm watching the sundance channel like some new fucking artsy season one of this thing and that it was like oh it was a beautiful time and now you're watching rocky four for what a moment that was man how did you get them to get into that

so i my my kid was uh had his his championship baseball game uh this that that morning and so when we went there it was in danbury connecticut there's like five fields like 30 teams from like little kids up to high school kids all having their championships so everybody is playing hype up music and walk up music and all that shit and we're walking by one of the fields to get to our game and eye of the tiger comes on and keegan stops and was like what is this song and i was like hell yeah first of all for you recognizing that like you know and i was like this is a song called eye of the tiger it's fucking awesome like i was like you're getting hyped like you're feeling something right he was like yeah let's go and i was like and it's attached to this movie and i started explaining it and describing it to my kids and i was like

do you guys want to watch it tonight and i'm like 10 from my last 10 on recommending you know the mighty ducks and rookie of the year and yeah we just did three ninjas the other day they love it all home alone all these things. So they actually listen to me now when I recommend a movie from my time. And so we put that on. And it starts off slow and it's a little bit old and it looks different to them and they were kind of not feeling it. And when it got cooking – when Apollo – I fast-forwarded to Apollo

because they started freaking out. Like Apollo's just getting his head beaten to death. And my daughter started to like kind of shield her eyes. And my son was looking. And I was like, okay, we'll fast-forward this. And then they have a funeral. I was like, he's just gone. He's just gone now.

But when Rocky started, they like started jumping out of their seat. I was like, it's timeless, man. It really is. Like that music. You combine music with that and like all that shit, it doesn't matter. You can play that from now until the end of time and people will feel something. Yeah, the Rocky soundtrack is just awesome. I actually, we should maybe do a draft like that. I mean, you probably could do just Rocky, to be honest, but maybe just in general, like movie songs.

We did pump up music. Because I think No Easy Way Out is better than Eye of the Tiger. Really? In Rocky IV, when he's in his Ferrari, and he's just driving at night like Apollo's dead, and he's like, should I fight him? Should I not? I don't know what to do.

There's another montage. The movie is strictly montage. But that song, I think, is better than Eye of the Tiger. I love In the Burning Heart and Hearts on Fire, too. I mean, yeah, Hearts on Fire. Yeah, there's a lot. There's a lot of good ones in there. There's so many.

I actually do agree with you. I think Eye of the Tiger. Eye of the Tiger is kind of like, you know. And then the classic Rocky song. Right. There's a brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr, brr. Hello, fresh. The fall is here.

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how's chicago i feel like is it good yeah i know you guys were you know when you were you guys were kind of running chicago dan came in and it's you know his, his show now. But I feel like the dust has settled a little bit. Yes. Are you guys, I don't know. Yeah, it's good, dude. For the Red Line crew, basically, you know? Yeah, it's good. Because it was like a lot of change at once

because obviously that's when our crew kind of split up and then everyone came. So it was a fucking wacky year, you know, for sure. It's the greatest reality show on earth, Barstow. Yeah, dude. Unfortunately, we're the ones that have to live live it but if you're watching it and enjoying it or watching it from afar it's the greatest reality show yeah dude like there was a lot of uh a lot of things to weather for sure you know so once we got through all that and uh because the interesting

thing was was everyone moved there so it's kind of like you just picked up everyone here and you placed them there so they all knew each other yeah yeah you know so in a sense we kind of became strangers in our own home right that's what i mean it was like new guys trying i know i know everything around like but we're i'm i'm new in my city that i've lived in my home that's crazy you know yeah but like now it's not like everything integrated or whatever yeah yeah but yeah when like they they have their clique, but it was a bigger one than yours, so you guys become... Yeah, which was like a mindfuck for sure. Rolling to work and being like, wait, I'm the new guy.

Yeah. You have to introduce yourself to people the other way around. It was fucking weird. And then the same thing coming here. This is the first time I've been in the New York office in a year and a half. I'm looking around like, this place closed, this place closed. You guys got like fucking screens outside the pod studios? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

So much random shit. I texted somebody who hasn't worked here in two years. Really? I texted a tech guy being like, yo, I was thinking about like setting up a landing page. And he was like, yeah, yeah, yeah, cool, cool. And I was like, all right, so maybe like I'll come by. It was over the it was over the weekend so i was like ah sorry for the weekend text i'll come by on monday i'll come upstairs and he was like you know i have not worked here in a long time but as i sent it i had a like a tingle i was like wait a minute i think this guy's gone i mean this place is you

know there's i don't know who anybody is anymore and and like i think you know half of it is unused and just empty there's oh yeah you know we got we we the amount of real estate like what we should do like a we work here yeah you know yeah dave should get out of this lease asap like i mean honestly like if if you're gonna if you you're going to move half the people, you probably should downgrade to half the fucking size. I think. But you want more revenue out of New York? Fucking just rent the real estate.

We got thousands of square feet in the heart of New York City. That's our best commodity. Look at the stats. Who's the highest earning employer? All the real estate. That's it. Hey, like, come in. You get a workspace.

You can take some pictures. You get to meet your favorite blogger. You might get, like, pulled into some weird fights. Just deal with it. You might become the content. All of a sudden, who fucking knows? You have to vote if someone has to live here in another city or something. I mean, you could 100% consolidate this office to one floor.

Oh, for sure. Is that whole ups i haven't been there yet is it all like just empty now it's like pretty half to three quarters yeah pretty empty but you guys would probably go upstairs right because it feels like that's more open and more room yeah but this shit is all like built all the podcast studios and stuff like that yeah yeah um but yeah it's definitely not necessary. It is certainly too much. What is it they say when parents downgrade? It's too much house.

It's too much office. Yeah, it is. Way too much office. You guys are empty nesters. Exactly. As a former Dave Portnoy co-host guy, he was talking about – I actually don't know where they landed on this because it was amidst the whole Brie and Jack Bryant

thing, but he was saying how he was about to phase out of BFFs. And I don't know... Did you watch that? No. He was basically saying, he was like, I'm almost 50. I have to stop talking about teenagers. Basically, what we were saying about him at 45, he's finally picked up on at 50.

What is he now? We do this all the time I've called him like 5 years older than he is forever So I never, to make fun of him I would guess he's 47 He graduated in 99 That's our 47 So a couple more years to that 5 handle

And I think he was saying I think his point was kind of like Like if they weren't going to talk about Zach Bryan, he was like it was too much of an elephant in the room and he can't talk about all these other people and so he was going to be done. I don't know. I feel like his BFF's battery has been reinvigorated by this, so I don't know. But I don't know. Just having been the guy who tried to run a show with him before

and do something similar. I assume he'd ride it out as long as this is still going on, right? I definitely think he's going to see this through because he's definitely riled up and been pulled into this drama. I mean, it smashes. I get what he's saying. It's like he's so successful and has so much money that it doesn't matter, but it's also – it was a good business model, and it worked,

and it still is working. By the way, why is Cat Timf on there? I was just thinking that, yeah. But, yeah, I mean you – I feel like the unnamed show is basically what you did. That's a better kind of comparison. Yeah, so it's kind of once I was out of the drama game, I was out of the drama game. I don't really care anymore. So wait, I mean, you were good at that.

Did you just do it then? Or you liked it? Or you did it because you knew it was good for business? I liked it. I was into Barstool. I knew everything. I was like, all right, I'd be good at this. Yeah.

That was kind of how it is. But because it was Barstool, could you do what they do, just talk about other drama? Or it had to be Dave and Barstool? I knew everything. I was like, all right, I'd be good at this, you know? Yeah. That was kind of how it is. But because it was Barstool, like, could you do what they do, just talk about, like, other drama? Or, like, it had to be, like, Dave and Barstool? Nowadays, no. Like, I feel like when we were, like, really on the circuit, and it was, like, you know, Jessica Alba and, like, all that shit. Yeah.

Yeah, now it's, like, this girl on TikTok. Like, we got these three TikTok girls, or, like, 22 at the Chicago office, and they're, like, telling me people, I don't know, but it's not the same. Yeah. You know, movie stars are not the same it's like we were talking about the Zach Bryan thing the other day and Kevin was telling me how Josh Richards had made music before so he was on a Warner Bros thing and it was like oh he has a diss track

about Lil Huddy I was like I don't know what the fuck that is it's such a it's just a delicate balance man because I you know I heavily believe in aging appropriately like i think that's the way to go but you got to do a very good job and i almost wish i've done a better job of it over the years of like kind of reminding your audience of like how the game works where it's like i will keep making content that you like as a now i'm 40 years old you have kids you slow down a

little bit we're not talking about tiktok we're talking about rocky or whatever you know but in in return like you gotta stay subscribed you gotta fucking follow you gotta buy some tickets you gotta you know because as you get older you just do less and less of that stuff you go out less you keep up less so it's like then i have to adapt and get young if you're not gonna fucking support me you know what i mean totally so like you know i almost wish periodically about three years i reminded like i feel like the kfc radio audience is very loyal but like not the most active because that was always kind of our thing was like ah we don't even tell you to like and subscribe we don't even you know it's like whatever we just do it it's like you need that if that's going to be your audience because otherwise you got to start appealing to the next crop of people who are on the blogs on the you know listen

to podcasts at work commuting all that shit and it's like they want to talk about these people we don't fucking know so you got to really make a choice i feel like we've firmly set ourself in no man's land do you guys feel it though like there's like the first shift of like of being like an older crew yes to an extent because like it's i don't even feel like the shift like i still just like i'm interested in the stuff i'm interested in yeah i like i i i would like i didn't feel anything like with vine i was like oh i don't really do that and i kind of feel that with tiktok now just like oh i don't really do that but what about when you see like those company meetings and it's all about tiktok and it's like we're hiring these

people because they make these trend videos you know that oh you think I'm paying attention? There's your first mistake. You think I even went to that? Fair. Well, there's a couple ways you could look at that. Either like you see that. I am a very firm believer. I've always thought of like if I can – being myself and doing what I do like gets me here, you know? Yeah. And if I were to like sell out, become a character, do something that I'm uncomfortable with can like get me up here, like a little bit higher. But I've got to like basically fake it the whole time.

Yeah. I'd rather be a little bit lower, but I just do what I do. You know what I mean? Because I can do this in my sleep. If you ask me to do TikToks and shit, I got to like really work at it and be awkward and try to power through it and all that. And it's like I think you got to, again again make your pick and don't be kind of stuck in no man's land either like stick to what you know and do or i'm gonna try to like learn how to do this app and i mean the problem is though like i you know we there's gonna be another one and another one and another one so like at some point tiktok's the old thing you know and then you're

really fucking old so it's like you got to keep up with some of it yeah it's also just impossible though to keep up with the names and what's popular and it's like it used to be like tv and music and like that's it you know yeah there's streaming and podcasting and short form video and long form video and youtube it's like, you just can't possibly know all these fucking people. And that's why I remember sitting in Erica's office years ago and we're like, oh, do you have a ticket? And I was like, no. And she's like, well, why not? I was like,

I'll be honest. I know me. I'll be scrolling on that fucking thing for four hours a day. And I feel like all the relatability of stuff that I know about now, like movies and TV, will go completely out the window. Yeah. I think there is like that needs to there is a whole audience that's not on tiktok and is into those things but like i said you gotta

like hold up your end of the bargain as the fan base because if you're just like oh yeah i used to read barstool and love it but like now i don't anymore it's like well now then then you're useless to me you know what i mean like then you're not in the in the market anymore for me and i actually think that's a not a flaw in the design of barstool but barstool so go go go and you don't stop but like for instance you're um you guys have ariana all the time right yeah doesn't he like take like three months to go like on a different trip and experience shit and then you come back like imagine if fights you took off like a month and you just hitchhike, hitchhiked across America.

Dude. I have always been firmly team have seasons of podcasts. Yeah. Like you have an off season. You have a premiere. First of all, you have a premiere and a finale that, that like generates hype and you have time off to either just like reboot or

go do some shit, experience some shit. But, and I, I still to this day would do it. I just have immense fear that it's like, if we took two months off and everybody goes and listens to Jeff Teague's new fucking podcast, that's awesome. And, uh, you know, all up with, up in the smoke with these two guys and these rappers and these guys that like all these amazing celebrities that you want to hear their stories and then when we come back it's like uh i don't have any hours left because i'm busy you know what i mean but i would like to think that our audience would and maybe you would even i i do i really think it's my my thinking there is backwards i think if we took it away a little bit people would be more excited to get it back it's almost

like they they don't listen because they take us for granted if we were to build some hype around it. But it is a scary proposition. But it's also like you don't even need like a full – Ari takes – Ari is just horrible. But it's also just like doing things. Like you – Yes. Like you – I think I told a story about going to a show Friday night.

You got to do shit To have stories to tell You know Yeah you don't You don't have to go away For a month You can do something I mean I for sure Have run into

I mean I don't do as much But I used to be Like there's just So much of my life now I really can't Or should not Or don't want to Talk about

You know what I mean Like what consumes My brain half the time Is just shit that Either shouldn't be public Or I don't want public Or I can't put my kids out there or, or it's kind of like,

nobody wants to hear your stories about your kids and shit like that. You know what I mean? Here's what's interesting. I do think there is an aspect where people do want to see that stuff. Like, I don't know if you have been second guessing, uh, like putting all that stuff out there,

like your kids baseball game, but I legit was like, I enjoyed it. Okay. I did. I was like, Oh, this is kind of interesting to see you in a different light. okay i did oh it's just kind of all right good

interesting to see you in a different light right well it's crazy dude i mean we we the whole problem with my kids sports is that we're not on the right side of the tracks for zoning to play on the in these towns but like we're not in like the hood obviously yeah and the fields and like the amenities that we got to deal with it's fucking crazy like It is shit. What the fuck do the right side of the tracks look like? Spectacular. No, I don't mean the parents' income. Yeah, it's fucking... You're like, I'm on the wrong side of the track.

It's Roger Goodell. That sort of shit. Well, I like to hear that. We'll let you go. I always run into, run into like, I don't know if I can use my kids. I don't want their faces out there. I don't want them to be embarrassed about it.

They're getting to the point where, actually, I didn't, let me tell the story real quick before you go, because I had explained the Rocky thing, but Keegan, every time we pick a movie, Keegan is very like,

I don't want to watch that. I don't want to watch that. I don't want to watch that. And we always have to convince him. And then we're always kind of like, I told you so. And cause he always loves it. And he said, he literally like negotiated told you so because he always loves it and he said he literally like negotiated he goes i'll do it i think he even said i'll do it under one condition which was a very funny thing for like a

kid to say he said something like that like i have one i have one rule he said you can't say i told you so so the movie he said it to shay the movie ends i say to him i was like see you liked it right we high five and shay says imagine if we didn't watch that, Keegan. And he erupts and starts crying. And then she realizes that she kind of broke the rule. And she starts crying. And we just had this amazing moment. And I have two weeping kids being like, you said, he said. It was late.

It was like 10 o'clock. I let them stay up late. And I was like, you guys got to go the fuck to bed. I was like, I pushed. We did championship games. And we did dance recitals. And now we watched a two-hour movie at 10 o'clock. We have pushed it to the limit.

And everyone broke. It was very, very fun. I think you guys had shoes like that. But I was going to post that. But I was like, their friends probably could see that at this point. For sure. And I don't want them to be crying. So I got to pick and choose.

And I don't want to look like I'm exploiting. i definitely do it's like i've always just lived my life so i gotta play it it's a fine line for sure but honestly though i do think there is some of that experience thing because the more john c reilly i listened to a podcast he did one time and he's like everyone's always trying to look younger and get this done and that done and it's like what what about this period of life yeah just aging and talking about you talked about when you were i mean that thing is when you're 25 it's inherently more interesting yeah your channel starts by hooking up and partying and traveling and no experience you know no no responsibilities and it's like some of the stories that i have fucking suck but i guess there's other people who like want to commiserate and they it's

more like commiserating than it is celebrating and enjoying things but there is i think with with the vine thing i said too earlier we're like i didn't i didn't feel any particular way about vine because i was like 27 and now you like now you're like and i so i wasn't like i'm too old for stuff i was like there's i just don't like i just do this thing over here yeah and then but then when you're 35 you're like am i too old now it's like no i just still don't like this. I just do this thing over here instead. But then when you're 35, you're like, am I too old now? It's like, no, I just still don't do that thing. There are going to be other interests of mine. Like, there will be new apps.

There might be a new app that I do like, and I'll use that one in five years. But, like, I don't really do, like, video stuff. I do think that there is something. Like, I think I'm bad at TikTok, you know? Yeah. Like, I mean, like, I just post the same things basically on instagram it kills and on on tiktok it does nothing it does not and and i even like i look at jack back and we do the same thing but he does it tiktoky yeah and i think i do it like newsy you know yeah i could or whatever he does differently whether it's tangible or

intangible it it zooms. We're talking about the same topic, same green screen, same everything. But there's a there's a vernacular and a style and whether or not he even realizes it, like that's what TikTok is. And I think people probably look at me being like, I don't know, that's a weird old guy. So whether or not you you know, there's little nuances of like how to do those things that, you know's it's obviously we're not dancing and doing that shit but even the way that you would cover which we have done by the way we have we we did and that's the perfect example of something where i was like that's going viral that's making money yeah we are just never gonna be that guy yeah it's just like right you know telling me to like

you have to sing a song now it's like we don't do we just don't do it erica accepted my answer by the way yeah she's like you know what i get that yeah that's not really you right yeah right you gotta be i mean at the end of the day it's authenticity it's like you can should work within your limits yes but you can't be ever i remember when they always said that about tiktok when they'd be like it's just just read your tweets into the phone like that's a completely different thing that sounds dumb that is that is bad that's not that's not yeah people wouldn't like that's a completely different thing that sounds dumb that is that is bad that's not yeah people wouldn't like that and also i say the aging thing is i'm getting ready to go to turkey are you doing what are you doing in turkey you you're fine dude i know i know i'm

i'm honestly the guys in turkey are gonna be like there's gonna be guys in the waiting room like what the fuck is this guy doing well my crown is a little oh okay you got the back yeah i got i got the little skull cap. By the way, is Turkey 15 hours away? It's like 10. But I'm like half of it doing it because of the experience and because it's free.

For sure. What would it cost if it wasn't for free? It's like 5 or 6 grand. Here it's like fucking 20. If you have the means, the ability, and you're okay with flying to Turkey and shit, it's like that's fucking 20 well worth i mean if you have the means the ability and and you're okay with flying to turkey and shit it's so worth it five grand to have hair hair is like the most important thing baby i i i own america stinks i always thought it was that shit america stinks i thought it was 10 grand and i was always like why the fuck are people

flying across the country and spending a couple hundred bucks to save three grand? Like, that doesn't make sense. It's that expensive? I mean, there's the people beyond the hair. People are doing like there's a term for it. I can't remember it now, but it's like it's like tell it's like health travel. There's a catchphrase for it where it's like you fly to a medical tourist. Yeah, that's it.

That's it. You fly to Turkey, get all of your health tests, everything done, and fly back, and it's cheaper than if you just went to a doctor here. Yeah. It's like $800, and you could get everything scanned on your body. You get stuff that here you have to be like 50 before your insurance covers it. You just get done whatever, all your blood, all your skin, all your everything. First of all, I don't want to do that though.

Because it's going to come back with a whole bunch of shit that I got to take care of. But, you know, in America it will cost you like $50,000. And like legitimately like tens of thousands, like $30,000. And over there it's like $700. It's fucking crazy. I might do that too. I might throw that in. Yeah, while you're there, you might as well.

That's what I'm saying. I'm like, yeah, teeth whitening, $200, all right, please. I feel like I'm on Amazon. You guys are going to come back with big veneers, new hair, chiseled abs, implants in the calves. I'm going to do it. Yeah, document that. We want to see that one. All right, man.

Get over to the bracket. All right, guys. Thank you, brother. Appreciate it. All right, voicemails today are brought to you by BetterHelp. BetterHelp is a sponsor, official sponsor of KFC Radio. Lord knows that everybody on this show needs as much mental health help as we can get. And this month, we're focusing on gratitude.

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But now Fishbowl is amazing. Shout out the bowl. Shout out the bowl. Kevin, you know, you, your content's just freaking awesome. Gratitude, man. Yeah. Fuck Pabst. Dude, it's gratitude. It's gratitude.

I honestly, you know, it's funny to go back to last episode where we were talking about guys getting compliments. Yeah. And we just talked about it with Eddie where the guys complimented me on my blogging. And I was like, I haven't gotten a compliment in so long. Should we all give each other compliments? I do get it. What did you say? Should we all give each other compliments

or yeah i mean we probably should be doing that like just in life you know what i mean but like i'll get i shouldn't say that because i do get i get a lot of comments that are like designed to counterbalance the hate where they're like i don't know why people hate you so much like i like your content you're great. Keep doing it. For every one asshole that's like, you're a fucking scumbag. You ruined your family. There's a bunch of people being like, you're an amazing dad. But they're kind of doing it because of that.

You know what I mean? It's just very rare that someone's just like, hey, man, you're great. Yeah. My friends and I, for a pregame, when my friends would make us all go around and give compliments, it was like the best way to start a night. It was like the best way to pregame. Yeah. Yeah.

It's gotta be genuine. You know, you gotta know that it's kind of real. Yeah. But like the amount of, cause part of it is like, just shut the fuck up and do your job. And like,

Oh, people are being mean to you or, or they're, Oh, they're not being outwardly nice to you. Like shut the fuck up. There are worse problems in life. That is true.

The distance that it goes though, when someone you, like, shut the fuck up. There are worse problems in life. That is true. The distance that it goes, though, when someone is just like, or like, you know, when we, we, we, I feel like we always get, you know, bad news about work where it's like, hey, you're not growing this month, or like, we need to get our rates up this downloads, whatever. And then Feidelberg, and you guys sat in on like one meeting and saw you know how much how well we perform in in uh comparison to like other shows and it was like oh this feels great like now i know we're doing something right and you know uh as much as you don't you shouldn't like rely on other people doing it like talking to you and complimenting you

it just goes a fucking long way a compliment will get you through a month yeah one compliment get me through like four weeks it doesn't even have to be someone who obviously if like a really talented person

outside unsolicited it'd be great. But even if it's just like someone here who sells our shit, works on our shit, produces this, co-stars on that. If they're just like, you know, this is really like great or this is performing really well. Let me just let you know that somebody said this about you the other day. I'll get through a month. Yeah. And then it'll, you know, slowly and then yeah it's all like one week yeah i think yeah it's probably last me like an hour also editing myself has how much is this bitch editing herself drained oh yeah all of it

like a lot of times i'll be like hey we should probably take that one thing out and she's like yeah i'll do that because i'm taking out like a lot of stuff. I said, wait a minute. A lot of the shit you said is either funny or like a part of the story. I take out less and less every time. Cause I get lazy. Okay, good. But you should not have to look at yourself in podcast lighting for the

amount of time that I look at myself. It has. Well, by the way, let's just get better lighting. Yeah. I don't know how to do that. The recent light has been better.

No, I know. It's like good. Like, but is this good lighting or not good lighting i will pay for good lighting you can just see too much like i i don't want it's like how like hd high def okay not good there are sometimes i feel like i've gone into studios and been like whoa i look good yeah and i'm like if this is that to me that's worth the investment of like let's – if these are really expensive lights or some shit, if we all look good. Again, I mean it is crazy. Man, the podcast world is so nuts.

I don't know which – I don't know how I feel about it. I kind of talked about it with Feidelberg where it's like being somebody who started podcasting, started early in podcasting is cool to see how powerful and important it's become but on the other hand it is a little bit silly how how important it's become you know so part of me is like uh i think it matters if we look good and like the the amount of even harold coming in here yesterday how harold parano his makeup artist came in, touched him up. They decided whether or not he should wear his blazer or not wear his blazer. They made him take everything out of his pockets so that his pants were not bulging. And that's the kind of shit that, like, it's probably silly, but it also probably really matters and makes you look good.

And makes people think a certain way about you when you do it every time. And that's how you become a successful star. we are just like i don't know you know what i mean there's a charm to that huh there's a charm to that so that's what i mean that's that's my point about like should should podcasting be that where you know it's like you tune in and the boys look as you know great or is it you know it's like almost better that's like oh you look like a slob today because he was having a down day like oh i you know i know that feeling or whatever you know i was taken back by the suits you guys looked unbelievable yeah the suits were great that's what i mean like that's similar to the compliment it's like if we just were wearing suits every day, people would probably be like, yo, I don't know.

You guys look great. You know, like that's a podcast. Also, your lighting specifically was really good, too. It was like you were like glowing. Just me? Yeah. Like, I mean, fights was kind of blending into the couch. Those colors.

Yeah, those stuff. Like, whatever. Looking back, knowing now after we finished the that episode or i guess that's this episode right uh yeah no no no last episode okay so now knowing like looking back at the episode in suits knowing that feidelberg was self-conscious the whole time you absolutely can see it he was like he was like sitting on the couch like this it was like the whole time being like what do i look like what do i look like what do i look like he would afterwards he i was like oh i was like sitting on a couch like this. It was like the whole time being like, what do I look like? What do I look like? What do I look like?

Afterwards, I was like, oh, I kind of forgot that I was even wearing the suit. Like, I just felt natural. And he said, he was like, he was saying like, I, like the whole episode, I've been like completely tense because he's like, I didn't get a chance to look at myself in the mirror beforehand. So I don't know how I looked. And he's like, the couch is not the right color. And all that is actually very funny. At the the end of it he went to the bathroom and he

came back in he goes should have looked in the mirror and he lifts up his arm he had a tag the whole time uh but it is funny watching like looking back knowing that that he was just so tight yeah listen I'm hot as shit what do you want me to say uh White Sox Dave calling you saying your ball thing was crazy by i almost like i was that was so stupid that i just kind of i just was like no it's that's the part in my hair the fact that like pretty much everybody immediately was like no that's just where his hair is parted let's talk about that that clip that was so funny i watched 15 times 100 times have you seen it okay i don't if this is a guy thing. I think you'll

appreciate it no matter what, but to me, this is the funniest clip from Barstool in like 10 years. 5 years. This is so good. Genuine, old school Barstool. It was the dog walk draft. We were talking about

TV. I had bent my head down. I was reading something. So I bent my head down i was reading something so i bent my head down and you could see the top of my head and you could see the part and and dave goes are you balding and i was like i think it's just my part like whatever i'm looking at my my cards uh my shows on my card and then he starts to call out cons for being bald and cons is he shaves his head he knows he's balding so he bicks it and what unfolded was so goddamn funny and so natural like cons almost had that in the chamber like he knew it was coming and he just rips him by the way i do people call me bald all the time it's crazy and i'm like listen is my do I have a perfect hairline?

No. Do I have like a 40-year-old hairline like where I got the power alleys? Yes. But you're calling me bald? Like do you know what actual bald people probably feel like? I have times where I'm like I desperately need a haircut because I'm like it's too much. You know? Again, not perfect, but those are the times where I'm like,

I can't, I can't, it's like the, motherfuckers, I put out, I quote tweeted the smallest man diss. And I got so many people being like, this song could be about you. And I'm like, bro, you can say whatever you want about my marriage but when you're people say that about Diddy when I talked about Diddy people were like who are you

to talk about this guy I'm like he is the most prolific rapist of all time Zach Bryan is apparently spreading STDs everywhere while fucking what you know all that shit that they talked about. How am I getting lumped in with this shit?

Like, it drives me fucking, and then it's like, so I'm like a rapist, dangerous, alcoholic, womanizing, bald person? None of these things are true! None of it anyway play the cons clip because and look at me the whole time if I'm on if I'm in this edit because I Was just having your love in a little bit brutal Just parted in that's just his part. I think Dave's trying to wish baldness on everybody. Yeah, he's like He's trying to get everybody over to Turkey. Are you? Exceptionally thinning connor he's bald me i shaved my head what are you like so who are you to fucking talk because i've already

accepted that's who i am that's the lot in life god gave me and i'm comfortable with dave look at my face i'm handsome you need the hair buddy i'll say that you need the hair okay no you're short you're short you're ugly you're overweight gabe i get it go to turkey take care of the hair bud i have challenge connor i will i will beat you in a one mile race in a I was in the army for a decade plus of my life? A decade plus ago, you moron. Dave did run the marathon. He ran the marathon. I've run five

marathons. I had to do a two-mile test in the army. Dave, do you know what my best two-mile time was? In the army? You have to run two miles in 16 minutes. Do you know what my best two-mile time was? In the Army? You have to run two miles in 16 minutes? You know what my best two mile time was in the Army? What was the best two mile time? It was 11 minutes, 9 seconds.

50 fucking years ago. 50 fucking years ago. Gabe, the difference is I'm an athlete. You're not. Some of these things will never leave me. Challenge. Challenge. That was so fucking funny to me because, of all he was so genuine he's like

you're short you're ugly and then he pauses he goes you're overweight it went on even longer than that on the real show it was such a dress down he just fucking flamed him but the the challenge like like he threw the red flag he's a challenge has his finger in the air i will challenge you to a one mile race as if like being short bald overweight all the stuff he said will just be erased if he beats him in a one mile race i that to me is so perfectly old barstool of like where you're all idiots. We're all just being dumb. Neanderthal shit like you're ugly.

I'm faster than you. But that I'm handsome. You need it. Oh, God. So I think that's obviously going to happen. Dave was supposed to come with eddie um but captain khan's daughter was sick but he so he couldn't do it so he but he was gonna fly in and they were gonna do the race there's a lot of people at barstool who think they're still 18

and they're like i can fucking dunk and i can run a this many minute mile and didn't somebody say didn't hank say we're gonna try to dunk like recently he was like i'm gonna work towards it so it's not like impossible but it's pretty pretty impossible i i actually really wonder if you don't start i feel like you could really even like bust your ass and work out but if you're like 30 plus it's just like you don't have the the bounce you know what i mean when do you you can still dunk i can't talk anymore anymore now you might want to word of advice yeah try to get back to that point yeah i am right now if if you can dunk when you're like 30 yeah it's like being a magician you know like when people go nuts for oz the mentalist oz the mentalist like if you were just like you're hanging out at the park especially if you have kids later like if you could just if

i could dunk right now yeah i think my kids would think i'm superman yeah and you're like young enough that you probably could recapture it i don't think i i could be if i even if i got in shape started eating better all that shit lost weight gained muscle i still don't think i'd have the explosiveness to ever dunk yeah i mean it was only for like a year i was dunking and then in games or just be able to just be able to dunk i would never try it in a game that'd be crazy but i was like for a year i was just dunking consistently and if i could dunk quit i would go to the park every day i just dunked look at me dunking i dunked the ball a hundred times in a row um so we have a lot of people at barstool who who think that and challenge and make these challenges sometimes i think cons is smart enough and realistic enough to know what he's what he can do and cannot do

still if he's winning 11 well that was in the army yeah i know but still but like yeah i'm i'm of the school of mind if at any point in your life you could run like a 550 mile, like while running two miles, you probably are – you could probably still bust it if you needed to. He's like, I gained 15 pounds. It was 15 years ago. I'm not going to be able to do a five-something mile. But he's probably going to do like a seven, you know, like a low seven. And, and yeah,

I think people do forget that. Like when you're, when you were actively in war, you probably can, can still access, you can dial it back. You know what I mean? So I,

I would bet heavily on, on captain Collins on that one. Dave White Sox Dave very much thinks he has the Burt Kreischer, Mickey Mantle gene thing going for him. He thinks he can do anything. And I will say Dave is more – he is surprising. He's more capable than what you think when you look at him because he is stockier and smaller.

I don't know. I just don't think people look at him and go, like, that guy can probably run a marathon and throw a ball 90 miles an hour and all those things. He can do some shit. But I think he's getting older too, and he's forgetting what the reality of the situation is. I would pretty much think that Captain Cons would be a lock on that one.

But I don't know. Sometimes you get surprised at Barstool. Yeah. No, I would pretty much think that Captain Cons would be a lock on that one. But I don't know. Sometimes you get surprised at Barstool. Yeah. No, I would say Cons. Cons? I'm locked in. Yeah, locked in. So, I mean, this will happen for sure.

The good thing about this one is you don't need to, like, it's not many, it doesn't take a lot to set up a one-mile race. As far as the original question though, by the way, the oil change is crazy. Like, I went to get my oil changed because the fucking, the light came on again. And the last time I

got my oil checked, they said, you know, at this many miles, you should get it checked again. And I didn't get it checked until the light came on. But the light came on like 4 000 miles after the valvoline guys recommended it to me i'm thinking why is the light not coming on at the same time you're recommending it to me because that makes me feel like it's a racket if you if you tell me you need to come in every 3 000 miles but the light's

not going on until i go every 6 000 miles that just feels like you're trying to double up on the oil changes you know but then he takes out the little dipstick thing and he goes look at this like look look how bad this is like we need to flush your engine out and and do it right and i'm like i don't know what that looks like maybe maybe not i don't know i just have to take your word for it you know what i mean so it feels like the oil change thing has has been like kind of like yeah you know you have to come in every you know like three times a year it's like i think you guys just want to make money on fucking oil changes you know what i mean it's hard to tell what's a scam and what you really need to do. Dentist? Dentist is the biggest scam going when you think about it.

Oh, I know. Like, if you don't fucking brush your teeth, you need the dentist. But if you floss and brush and use mouthwash every day, that's just what they're going to do at the dentist. Yeah. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's almost like you wash your body every day, right? If you didn't do that, you'd probably need a doctor to, like, you know, I don't know, save your skin and shit.

But you just fucking clean it. Yeah. Yeah. Or, like, the orthodontist stuff is, like, what really. Well, orthodontist. I somehow got stuck in, like, orthodontic algorithm on Instagram. Yeah. The shit that they can do with, like, braces.

Fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. can do with like braces. Fucking. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I watched a time lapse. This motherfucker had two teeth in like the bottom of his mouth. Like that part. And I watched that they put brackets like on his skin almost.

And it pulled it up out and in to like here. It was just like, how the fuck figured that out? Somebody was just working on it. Be like, you got crooked teeth. We're going to put metal brackets on it, pull it with wires, and it'll be straight. What? It does seem like an ancient, like, no, no, no.

I almost think it's the opposite. I feel like people used to be like, I don't know. These are my teeth, and they're crooked. And then people were like, well, we need to make like your smile pretty so like we will slowly move these teeth like little centimeters millimeters over time i think veneers have gotten out of control though dude i gotta get mine i gotta get mine done really yeah well i have i have and so i used to chip my i – these four are veneers. Yeah. And I used to chip my two front teeth so often just like being an idiot, playing sports, like backyard wrestling, just being a moron. And I kept chipping them and chipping them.

They just kept doing like these little fixes. And eventually my mom was like, you just got to get fucking veneers. So she hooked me. I was like 18 at the time. She kind of paid for them. She was like, you know, but you're supposed to get them changed every like 10 years i'm still on my first set so i'm on like but again i'm like the only reason i'm i'm really gonna get them changed this one has a crack down the middle and you can it's starting to be visible and i'm sure it's also

like not good for bacteria and shit like that but other than that i was like i don't know they look fine right do i really need to go get them changed every 10 years because that sounds like you want you know another 10 grand from me but you what you're saying just too many people are getting them or they're just like the viewers are very obvious yeah like where it's like uh matthew stafford's what made me realize it just looks ridiculous it looks like you know chiclets legit my thing though is like when i got them done and i'll probably do this again this time i'm probably gonna whiten the fuck out of the rest of my natural teeth yeah and get some white ass veneers i don't want to

look ridiculous but when they like i remember them they were holding up different colors of like examples and they were like do you want a more like natural look like no i want white teeth yeah i'm not gonna do all this and get like some off-white tan beige-ish teeth because he's like that's really what your mouth is supposed to look like like i don't fucking care it's like when you get fake tits and they're like you really like you keep it on the smaller side it's like i'm here to get big tits bro like i get i'm not gonna do like a double f but i'm not gonna you know do you want to go to like a b cup no bitch i want titties you know what i mean i'm not gonna go through all the struggle and then be like

your teeth look like uh you know fucking regular ass people teeth you know yeah you you have you have good teeth like no i'm gonna get veneers like as that's gonna be one of my my next things i don't like i just like they're they're i don't like i don't love them they're short they're short yeah smile like that smile show me your fucking teeth they look like totally normal teeth they're just like I don't know They're short teeth They're short teeth Like I kind of have like

Baby doll teeth They're what? Baby doll teeth They're like baby doll teeth I got a little baby doll teeth What you should do is spin that And be like Look at you

Big tooth bitches I got Look at my little dainty Baby doll teeth That's actually so true Compared to your fucking Chompers It's just not cheap though I know and it's one thing that's

not getting cheaper i remember being like oh 10 years from now they'll be like they'll figure out new technology and shit it's still it's like 2500 bucks a tooth really yeah my friend just sent me a video of like me from freshman year and i was like mark my words By the time I'm 30, I'm going to have $20 million. I made $4,000 in credit card debt. Like, I'm not on that track at all. Yo, this credit card debt is weighing on you, huh? I feel like it comes up every episode. I actually don't give a fuck about the credit card debt.

It really doesn't affect me at all. I decided I'm going to go bonkers on Bitcoin. Yeah. He was just talking about it. Everything is all settled for me money-wise now. I wish it was like a little bit earlier because it's at an all-time high now. But if you really think about it

from the long haul, like, if it's worth $80,000 versus $60,000, it's like, if you believe in it, that's pretty negligible, which I know is,

obviously, that's a lot of money, but the point of like the investment, it's being like, like nothing else would you ever be like, investment, it's, it's being like, like nothing else. Would you ever be like, fuck, I wish I got in on Apple at like 420 instead of $440 a share.

You'd be like, I just, I wish I want to get Apple, you know, and buy stock in Apple. I think it's, it's just, it's like owning,

it's like owning like a, it's not, it's like almost owning property. Yeah. It's like a diamond or a gold or it's like a standard that like if El's not it's like almost owning property yeah it's like a diamond or a gold or it's like a standard that like if el salvador makes it there there el salvador has like 119 million dollars of bitcoin it's like their national currency if shit like that is happening it's just gonna keep going like it's just i i especially like a year ago and i could take it

out now probably really use the money and No, dude, don't do it. I would never ever touch that. Yeah. Do not do it. You leave that shit – how much do you have? You don't have to say, but like – $10,000. Yeah.

I mean if you just leave that alone, you'll have a fucking – you'll be able to pay for your kid's college or retirement or whatever. Like there's no need to sell it now if you don't have any bills or anything to worry about. I'm just – part of me wants to go like bonkers with it because here's how i think you you know that story of the guy who like lost his hard drive in the land in the landfill yeah if you don't know the story this guy had like 200 bitcoins so they're you know so i think today it's gonna hit a hundred100,000 per Bitcoin. He had 200 of them, but he lost this hard drive because he got them so early that it was like, this is fake, this is never going to be anything,

and it's in a landfill somewhere in America, I think like Illinois, and he has been on this crusade to try to look through the landfill to try to find it, and the most recent thing is I think he petitioned the city He has been like on this crusade to try to look through the landfill to try to find it. And the most recent thing is I think he petitioned like the city to be like, can I officially make it into like a like a work site and try to find this? Like I'm sure hire like bulldozers and look people look for it. And they denied him. And I think he's trying to like sue them.

I'm sure they're like, we don't know what you're going to find there. Fucking'm sure they're like we don't we don't know what you're gonna find there fucking dead bodies turn up or whatever so we can't have that but i could imagine being like if i have 200 million dollars worth of something potentially i'll i'll spend the rest of my life looking through there yeah that's it's better to forget your job just go try to find that fucking hard drive you know i would not i would just be like it's gone and just lose it like i would not it's so funny because he would say the same thing if he was here i would be like there's no chance it's worth it's worth me like trying to hire somebody like to go find it but my point

being that when i see stories like that i'm like man i wish i had bitcoin like that And it's like, you can go buy it at your own level, you know, but it's like, it's attainable. Go do it. Every time you're like, man, I wish that I had it.

It's like, you can, yeah, everybody wishes they got in earlier, but like get in now. I don't know. I just feel like it could go absolutely bonkers

and there's like, it's a very limited amount of it, you know, considering what it is. So I think I'm going to go, I'm going to go heavy on it. Sucks being in New York, though. You can't. It's very hard to.

They have limits and restrictions. And there's like there's companies that you can kind of basically convert your paycheck. Like it takes a little bit of your paycheck and buys Bitcoin like every every pay period. So just kind of a cruise. You can't do that kind of shit in New York. fucking how about the guy i forgot which nfl player got paid 13 million yeah yes well that that's so basically he was doing i think that i think he was using the same company i'm talking about a strike where they i think all they're doing is just taking a little bit of your paycheck and they go buy it it's not like you're getting paid

in bitcoin you're just converting it but it's out of sight out of mind and i heard a story of a guy who uh when when bitcoin dropped to like 20 grand he sold his lamborghini he was a rich guy already sold his lamborghini and put all that into it and turned to lamborghini it's like eight million dollars and i'm like i hear those stories and i'm like shit it shit. And he's like, go do it. Like, just go try to fucking buy something. So, I don't know. We'll see. Speak of the devil, Lou calling me.

I'm sure he's. Anyway, I guess next voicemail. Knicks beat the Sixers the other day. Did you see Deuce McBride just body Joel Embiid? No, I missed that. Embiid was trying to just come across the middle, and Deuce just kind of like shouldered him, and Embiid like off his feet.

That dude is washed. It's over. I'm telling you, if it hasn't already happened, I think he's about to just go right off a cliff. It goes fast with those big men. Adam Rank is like the sixth best player in the NBA going into the year. I don't think he's cracking top 25 right now. Yeah, I mean, I get based on his skills and what he did. But when it goes with those big men, it goes.

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Or who knows? But we'd love to bring back adolescent dad lesson. Adolescent dad lesson was a fun one. When me and your weekends very much differ. Always love hearing that. When me and Feidelberg were living very different lives, he was like a kid and I was

doing dad shit. He's kind of met me on the other side of that where it's not like he's partying and going all over the place anymore. I don't know how to do it for, I guess, I guess you could just be, I could do adolescent, adolescent with you. That feels more like a boy thing.

I mean, I'm also starting to. It would need to be like mom-alessant. Yeah. Oh my God. I'm starting to like get in bed at nine. You're an old woman now. I'm kind of becoming an old woman. Yeah.

I mean, I still think of it as, I think of Feidelberg as my goofy clown friend. I just treat Jackie like I treat Shay. I pulled such a dad move yesterday on the sidewalk when we passed each other. Like, I do that shit to Shay. And I was like, Jackie was coming in the opposite direction. And I just decided to fuck with her.

And I was like, oh, my God, is that Jackie Nichols from Barstool Sports? Do you guys know her? Fishbowl, jacked up. And she's like, oh, my God, oh, my God. And I was like, and then we just, you know, you went your way and I went mine. And I was like, I literally do that to my daughter, like, all the time. Just with the express purpose of embarrassing her. As soon as I saw you open your mouth, I was like, oh, fuck.

Yes. And, like, Shay does the same thing. He's like, Dad, stop. The other day I went, I was i was like crossing the sidewalk and like i i went to like like cover my eyes from the shield my eyes from the sun and like it looked like i was saluting and everyone stopped to look at me and i was like and i you should have finished it i held it there for a second i felt so much power in that moment. But then I just was like, I felt really awkward. I don't get what he means by, I guess if I was just to get reckless with my money, I could be like adolescent again.

But I'm like the furthest thing from that. Yeah, you should be doing yachts. I don't have yachts. I'm hoping that I, that maybe if I dump it into Bitcoin, I can. I don't feel like I have, like... I'm, like, worried about money more than I ever was now that I have it, which is very strange. You're running into problems? Yeah, well, that's true, but I'm also, like...

I don't want to be the guy that, like... Once you have money, if you don't do it right, people look at you like, oh, he's the idiot who like blew it or didn't invest it right or something like that. You know what I mean? I had to pay a fuck ton in taxes. It went, it kind of went so fast. Like I paid a fuck ton in taxes. I bought a house cash. I bought other people houses, like, but like help my family buy houses. And then like the divorce settlement was way higher than, than I really ever thought it was going to be. And it's like,

all right, I'm obviously champagne problems. I'm talking, but it's not like, you know, kick my feet up and never work again. Sort of shit. You know what I mean?

So it's certainly not like go be a adolescent and blow it all. You know, I feel like I saw a chart once. I was like, your age is like technically like the, the last, the least amount of like actual – like you know what I mean? Because like with family and kids and everything, like it doesn't take until later in the career for it to actually make like comfortable money. Wait.

Say it again. So like when you're – my generation or like the number, my age? It's like the number, your age. Like in terms of like having just made money, like starting to make like not like just 20-year-old like whatever money. But then it's still like you're supporting a family. Yeah. Like the older you get obviously like the more your career. I think what happens is – I think a part of it is like inflation and cost of goods and all that but i

think the rate at which your bills pile up at my age yeah if you put kids in private school if you if they you know all the shit you have to pay for with them potentially unless you're really getting like serious raises and bonuses and promotions at work, the bills like start to outweigh the money. So it's like, yeah, I'm making more than I ever did, but I also have way more responsibility than I ever did. Where if I,

you know, you could cut my money in half, but if I didn't have kids and all that shit, I would feel like a baller. Like I can't, I just can't even fathom anymore. The idea of like not having bills. I mean, everybody has some bills, but just like every few months I have to pay an installment of tuition.

That's a fuck ton of money. And if that just wasn't there, I'd be like, oh my God. I use all my money for me. Or even if I didn't have kids and we got divorced, it would have just been like, see you later. You go your way and make your money. I go my way and make my money. And it's just kids. They're so fucking expensive.

I had my first experience with like being a dad this week. And I went down and visited my little sister and had my little brother with me. And I really like it all like clicked for me. Like, oh, this is why parents are so like stressed about money and always like because everything just triples how old is your my little sister is 22 my little brother is uh 17 okay but like still like we go out to eat and that's just triples it's like now i get it you're not just taking care of yourself it's everything and it all clicked i was like i get it now yeah i i there's a there's there's definitely a very, big movement of like, I saw an article that was, uh, like grandparent, grandparent grief of like people coming to terms with

their, they're not going to be grandparents because their kids have decided to not have kids or they had kids later in life because it's like an insane burden and very hard to pull off. I don't know how, Let me just say this. I'll look straight into the fucking eyeballs of the people who have like, if you have like four kids, five kids, I do not know how you do it. I have two kids, and the weekend I had, it was like, wake up and take this one to practice at 8 a.m., come back and grab this one and take him to practice at 10 a.m.

Then he's got a baseball game at 11. She's got dance at 2. Wake up the next morning. She's got gymnastics. He's got football. We've got to go to like a birthday party. I blinked and it was like Sunday night, 9 o'clock, weekend over. And that's with two.

If I had a third, it would be like impossible if it was double with four i i'm like i there's physically not enough people time and day to get all this done and if you have anything over that if you have like five six kids first of all you have a litter you don't have kids you have a litter and i almost would be at the point where i would question your motives i'd be like what are you what's going on here you're either a religious freak or you're trying to prove some sort of point or you just want like a little army of little fuckers to like you know i i feel like people always tell me they're like oh i just make the older ones take care of the younger ones now it's

like well just don't have that money you don't have to fucking worry about it but i don't know what happens when there's a generation of people who are like i'm not having kids and their grandparents don't have it's like part of it is cool because it's probably like you saved money for this for college or for this to spoil the kids and then it's just like well i'm just gonna spend it on myself but there's definitely gonna have to be some reckoning where it's like i mean it's a you'd have like a legit population decline issue like japan i was reading about japan once like the the birth rate is so low all the old people are going to die and there's so few young people replacing them they're going to lose like a third of their population if you were to just if like a fucking meteor hit tomorrow and you lost a third of your population, it would be considered like an apocalyptic situation.

And it's just going to like happen to them because nobody is fucking. No one is leaving it in. Nobody is having kids because it sucks. Like you really have to be – the weekend I had with my kids with baseball and Rocky, like I was like this is unbelievable. You cannot replicate this. I don't care what people – the single people of the world who are traveling and fucking and partying and just doing what they want to do and not doing what they want to do. You can tell me how great that is, but there's no amount of money or places I could go or whatever that would replicate that weekend I had. But that's like these moments where I think people who don't have kids

are very happy to just be like, I worked hard for my money, and I'm going to enjoy it for me. Everything I do, you know, it's a hard thing to like convince people of to, it's like, no, no, no, no. Have kids and like spend all the money on them and don't have the freedom and don't have, you know, I can see why people are not doing it and I don't know how you, how you fix it. But you have, you two have to promise me if either of you

are married before 30, I'll kill you. And if you have kids before 30, I'll kill your kids. I'll wipe them all out. I'll kill your whole fucking bloodline. I mean, I'm not in. It's so insane to do that. So insane.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's also weird to think like, I don to think, like, I don't know, like, as a woman, I probably, like, am more likely to be,

like, the stay-at-home one. Yeah. So then if I have kids at 30, I only have five more years of a career? Like, that freaks me out.

Right, right. Like, that's so weird. Like, I worked my whole life. I went to college. I, like, busted my ass out of college and

now i only have five more years like that makes me i've never thought about it that way that's a strange it was like i feel like i like did so much and i mean you don't have to be you don't have to be like a stay-at-home mom right yeah but theoretically that's on the table where it would be like okay all of that for nothing yeah Yeah. Not for nothing. So much money. Like, I should have gone to USC then. Like, who knows? Yeah. Or even, I mean, it's just like, yeah, your kids would be like, oh, mom, mom, like, works

around the house. And it's like, mom used to produce a fucking major podcast and be on the mic. You know what I mean? Like, you don't want to give that kind of shit up, you know? Yeah. It's hard. It's hard to do both. but i do think it's better the the real issue i swear to god i i don't want to go back to like mad men days of like you know you women stay in the house cook and clean you

don't have bank accounts you don't have rights and the men control it i don't want that but i think there's something to be said for when you have your set roles. It's like I have to make all the money. And that sucks because that's like a burden. And it's scary to be like I have to provide for everybody. And you're at home like this fucking blows because I am going to put a bullet in my head because these kids are driving me crazy. And I don't get to use my skills. And I have to leave my career behind.

All that shit uh but when everybody's doing a little bit of all of it it sucks yeah you know it's like when you when you when you're a mom and you have to work at your career and do the mom stuff and I'm I'm doing the same thing it's like we're all getting it to be a little bit shitty rather than it's just like I have this thing that sucks but like then I don't have to worry about this whole other side of it and you have this thing that sucks but you don't have to get up and go to work you know but when we both do the work stuff and the parenting stuff and it's just like no I can't I can't nobody can keep up you know what I mean I think it's crazy it's just like, no, I can't, I can't, nobody can keep up. You know what I mean? I think it's crazy.

It's very hard to be a like full profession, professional. If you're going to be a really engaged parent, it's very hard. So you don't think, yeah, like the having, I think you talked about how like, it is kind of nice to have like days off i i think i i have i i'm not going to uh recommend the divorce life but if there was a way where it was like you can still be in like a happy marriage and a one family unit one unit family and it's like i'm gonna take a couple days off and you have to do it all it's just that doesn't work. You start to resent your spouse like so much. It's just like I'm going to put my feet up and chill and watch video games – play video games and watch football because it's my day off.

Like your wife is just never going to let you do that. Like don't – get the fuck up and help me with the kids. But there is – when I – but I also feel the other side. It's like when I have my kids, I do everything. I have to do everything for them. It's never like, hey, honey, can you make lunch for them? You know what I mean? It's like I have to feed them.

I have to clothe them. I have to take them everywhere. We have to do the fun stuff. We have to do the serious stuff. We have to get the homework done. I have to follow all the rules but also be the fun guy. Whereas I think when you're doing it together, you can kind of take time off. You know what I mean?

Like it's not constant. So I like jam all that work into it. But then I can kind of be like, all right, come, you know, Monday morning back with their mom for a couple of days and I can reboot, you know, by Wednesday. I'm back at it. Like but that's, you know, probably people view that as like I'm being a bad dad or controversial or whatever, but I think that's a better way than just being like you're both miserable. It's kind of like when you first have kids and you have to take shifts of sleeping, who sleeps and who doesn't. Stereotypically speaking, it's usually like if it's the dad's turn, your wife's going to sleep and being like, it's your turn. When it's mom's turn and things are not going well with the baby, dad's getting out of bed.

There's no way you're just going to be soundly sleeping while the baby is screaming and crying. She's going to be like, get the fuck up and help me with this baby. But it really should be. It's like, my turn. I need a break. That's where – no, my turn. I need, I need a break. You know, it's, it's, that's, that's, uh, where I don't,

I don't know. It's very, it seems very hard to maintain that. Like, that's why a lot of people get pretty miserable sometimes where it's just like, this is, that's why you just shouldn't do it until you're ready, ready,

ready, ready, ready, ready. Uh, last one. Oh, you know what?

Forget the voicemail. You want to talk fucking quantum particles for a second should should we is that we don't have enough time i mean we do but pretty long as is let's tease it for next time okay let's do one last voicemail but and i also want feidelberg to be here ah part of part of me doesn't want feidelberg to be here so because he'll just be like yeah i don't want to talk about this but part of me wants to torture him with it as well yeah but that shit is crazy no no like i i this was the exact video that i found like the the cartoon video this is the exact one that i found years ago and what got me i've yeah i had seen it a long time ago but nobody i didn't know about the observer part yeah but it was basically the idea of like uh they if you you know

i can't i don't think we can dive into it until we get the rights to the video so we can put the full video you have to see the video you have to we have to give it a full explanation it can't just be a quick thing but it's basically like the world is a simulation and they almost like proved it scientifically the way this was described was basically, think about a video game. When you, like, you are, you see a fucking castle in a video game, but the video game doesn't, like, render the graphics until you go into the castle. It's like right now it just looks like a castle from the outside. And when you walk in the door, it'll have all the inside stuff.

But it does not generate that indoors until you're there because it needs to save space and memory and all that sort of shit. And this was applying that to life where it was like, imagine basically if life does not exist until you observe it and like set eyes on it and interact with it and they would kind of like scientifically prove that yeah which seems like it's impossible to but they did with like uh i think photons protons electrons electrons right yeah so i mean this is all gibberish right now Possible to. But they did with like, I think, photons, protons?

Electrons. Electrons, right? Yeah. So, I mean, this is all gibberish right now if you don't know what we're talking about. But we'll do it next episode where we can really talk about it. សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប� Thank you. Bye.