KFC Radio - Feitelberg Has a Controversial Take on Jeffrey Dahmer - Full Episode

Episode Date: September 29, 2022

-Pavs co-hosts today while KFC is out - Jeffrey Dahmer Show Thoughts - Feits overheard a heated phone conversation that had a twist at the end - Jackie thinks she can jump from one building to another - Weatherman who got fired might have been fired rightfully so - AITA - refusing to split rent with my bf - asking my gf to get rid of her creepy dummy Video Voicemails - discovering new ansestors - worst movie endings - feitelberg moment - Steve-O interview on unreleased jackass stunts (one that makes Feits puke), his latest stunts, getting arrested, how he began Jackass, and much much more. Pick up Steve-O’s new book A Hard Kick in The Nuts today! ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Timecodes: 0:00 - Jeffrey Dahmer Show 11:33 - Man yelling on phone 15:25 - Pavs co-hosting 18:16 - Notebook thoughts 27:43 - Weatherman who got fired 34:36 - AITA 51:28 - Video Voicemails 1:24:41 - Steve-O Interview ++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Gametime: Download the Gametime app and redeem code KFC for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Curve: Sign up at https://barstool.link/CurveBSS to receive $20 in Curve Cash. Terms and Conditions Apply. Thursday Boot: Go to https://barstool.link/ThursdaybootsKFC and try a pair today with free shipping & free returnsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. We know Khaleesi is our queen. Get the fuck out of here. Get out of here. All right. First things first. I'm not saying everything Jeffrey Dahmer did was cool, but when he walks into high school with a six-pack and cracks a beer, and the teacher just goes, Jeff, is that a beer?

I thought that was the coolest thing I'd ever seen in my life. I was like, this guy's a fucking legend. And we're going to talk about Jeffrey Dahmer a lot more because I tweeted those thoughts. And people – it's actually – I don't want to do like the people are mad thing. Most people are being very, very funny. But I had – like I just opened – the only reason I are being very, very funny. But I just opened my Twitter.

And someone replied with this. This guy is a fucking idiot. Celebrating anything a serial killer has done is ridiculous. Dave should fire your ass. Any of the relatives of the victims, I'm sure, would like 10 minutes with your worthless scumbag ass. Loser. Now, that guy knows someone made a show, right?

I mean, and not only that, but, like, there's just like what they did with Ted Bundy, but, like, they're now sexualizing Jeffrey Dahmer, which is absolutely ridiculous. Bro, there is some scenes, so you're not as far into it as I am. We're, like, we're going to do a quick little Dahmer talk. Nothing is going to be spoiled because I'm going to spoil it right now. Jeffrey Dahmer ate people and killed them. Like, that's all you need to know. Nothing else in the show was like, what the fuck?

This is crazy. Oh, also, by the way, so clearly we're going to be very hectic because Kevin's not here. Kevin is very hungover today, so I'm doing the show alone. He couldn't make it. And karma swings back fast is what it seems. he sent a picture to the group chat last night he was at some bar just like purple lights everywhere you couldn't see anything he was he was getting after it um but all right so you have seen two episodes two episodes yeah there is a scene in dahmer where i guess it's actually crazy. His family just

abandons him and he just lives in his house alone and he just decides to drink beer and fucking work out all day every day. And there is a scene where it's almost like from an 80s like Schwarzenegger type action movie where it's just a lot of glistening muscles.

He's just doing like squats or deadlifts or something like that just in his apartment, in his house, sweating. They're zooming in on chest muscles and stuff like that. It was like the public is sexualizing him because, what's his name, Adam Peters? Adam Peters, yeah. Evan Peters.

Evan Peters. He's a handsome dude. I get why when someone's like, that's a hot guy on TV, you think he's hot. But the way they shot it was weird sometimes. We were like, oh, this is. They used Zac Efron for Ted Bundy. They just used hot guys to portray some of the most despicable people in human society.

And it's just to get the female audience, which I don't get it. You chicks just constantly sexualize and just want to fuck serial killers. Jackie, can you put some... We've talked about this Not extensively But like it's It comes up every time Someone makes a movie About serial killers Which is pretty fucking often

Chicks like True crime podcasts And you like Serial killer movies and shows I think that serial killers Are hot yeah Like just Alright that was a different way

That I was gonna go with it Like You just think Like the whole profession, they're all hot. Like, I thought maybe, like, the specific ones played by famous Hollywood actors you find hot. You mean just all of them. No, no, no, no. The specific ones played by Hollywood actors are hot. I think that the, there's something, like, a little, like, hot about somebody that's so unhinged.

I think that, like, the cannibalism, not hot. I think that the, like, cutting them open I think that the cannibalism, not hot. I think that the cutting them open and gutting them, not hot. But the unhingedness, hot. What was the question? It was like, Jackie, what do you find sexy?

And you just went with Jeffrey Dahmer. I actually do, so I don't know. I'm going to keep saying that caveat. I don't know how far you are into it, but has he gotten turned on by guts yet or anything like that um no he hasn't not not where i've so there's an there's a scene where like it's basically his dad i don't know it's i think he does it first in class i forget whatever at some point jeffrey dahmer gets sexually aroused by by guts and he was like squeezing i was a fish he was gutting a fish okay and uh he's like squeezing it and playing with it and you could see him being like whoa fuck this is rocket really getting

going here and i i i i'm not gonna use the word sympathized but but like i i i always vividly remember that i think the first time we ever interviewed Nikki Glaser She sat down in this chair and just went Aren't we all so lucky we're not pedophiles And I was like I never really thought about it that way Where like you really don't choose what turns you on Like I've thought about love is love And all that shit but I've never thought about like

I am born with my brain And whatever I find sexy Is sexy And like I was like, man, it must suck for the first time you hold a dead animal's heart in your hand to be like, uh-oh. This feels like it's going to be a problem one day. It's like it's not a choice, and they obviously would choose probably to be a normal person. It's like when you get that first you realize that your first time that oh my god like animal i mean like i told you this

i told the story about dissecting frogs when i was like 11 or 12 yeah but that was you did that more in a killer yeah yeah but i didn't like it thankfully like imagine if i picked up that small intestine that i dissected. It was like, this might be... Hang on a second. I feel like I just lost some blood. But yeah, Dahmer is fucked. I don't know if you guys knew that or not, but it's really fucked up to be Jeffrey

Dahmer. It's really fucked up to eat people. It is really fucked up the... I thought he I because of I think how criminal mind and stuff talks about Jeffrey Dahmer I thought he was like this fucking genius

like I thought I don't know I'm not a girl I don't go around like just researching serial killers because it's like fun to talk um the so I don't know i never really looked up jeffrey's clumsy clumsy crazy clumsy also like a fucking idiot like you like almost failed out of high school yeah no i mean i kicked out of the army like i thought everyone is like this fucking

crazy smart like crazy charismatic also not very charismatic crazy smart crazy charismatic guy and he was just a guy who just... Like, Jeffrey... You know how people talk about fucking athletes back in the day? Like, you put Babe Ruth up right now. Like, Pedro's taking him out on three pitches. Like, Dahmer's not getting it done today. Absolutely not. Dude, the cops are on Dahmer's ass night one today

That's a guy that was playing in the like Minor leagues of cops And he was just hitting fucking homers Left and right Dude the only thing he had to say to the cops Was like yo I'm gay And they were like alright dude Do your thing

Yeah he forgot his ID He lost it last week We're good The cops were just so stupid I don't know if that was like Exaggerated at all But if I was growing up in that town in the 80s, I could have robbed every single bank.

Yeah. Oh, dude. Banks, I think, are harder. Because banks, you've got to get into the vault still. Killing a dude, you've just got to get him home. That's fucking cake, dude. I mean, Dahmer, I think, used the excuse, like, hey, just so you know I'm gay,

to get out of five separate murders. And the cops were like, yeah, no, you know, you guys do fucking weird stuff. Because also, white privilege was a bigger thing back then. Still a thing, but way, you know, come on. Like, we're not getting it like they were getting it. They were getting that pure uncut we were just talking about. That was just fucking bang, white privilege. That was, I think he gets pulled over at one point, and the cops are like, look, he's shit-faced with a dead body in the backseat.

The cops are like, look, I'm not going to ruin your life over this. Just head on home. Once they found out that the 14-year-old was gay, they just didn't want to go into the apartment. They were like, we're just going to leave this situation alone. We're going to touch this stuff. It is a great show.

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I don't know what he's building up there but he's always carrying big things of plywood and he's an older man but by what I gather he's making they have to be statues of some kind. So he's building things, he's not painting. I imagine so. I don't know. Unless he's using all his wood for other shit.

Watching Dahmer has changed my experience with having my upstairs neighbor use a saw. It is like I probably fell asleep at 430 this morning watching Dahmer, and I woke up at 750 to the sound of a saw, and it was a jarring wake up. I like popped up. I was like, all right. I've heard this saw for my entire year plus I lived in my apartment,

but I never really thought it might be a body. You should invite him down and watch some Monday Night Football with him. He's an incredibly nice guy. Dahmer was creepy, like I said, not charismatic. Valdeer's nice. Valdeer's not killing

bodies, dude. Valdeer's not killing bodies. But while we're talking about shows, yesterday I went to... Oh, wait. This one took precedence. What the fuck is Try Guys? Not a clue. I have no idea.

That was crazy. That was the only thing on my entire fucking Twitter feed yesterday. The Try Guys broke up. Yeah, I think one of the Try... Based on the comments of a TikTok, one of the Try Guys cheated on his wife with, like, her friend, so they kicked him out. Yeah, but, okay, so I did a little reading.

I was asking Try Guys as kind of a showmanship. They're, like, a very... I don't know if they're... I've never heard of them, and now everyone's very upset about them. But I think it's an organization that is pretty wholesome and shit like that. Or at least I think they have a lot of female fans or clients. I think they sell shit. I think they sell home goods or something like that.

So I think that's why they fired them. Not like the Boston Celtics where that's why they fired him. Not like the Boston Celtics where it's just like, yeah, we got mostly homies up here. We'll throw you a quick suspension. We'll be good. I saw a tweet the other day that said how to have sex, how to have consensual sex.

It's like the woman has to agree, the man has to agree, and the Boston Celtics have to agree. That is good. But yesterday I went to meet my nephew for the first time. And I don't have anything about that. It was pretty cool. And I cried a little bit. And that's about it. But I got off the train.

And there was a dude. I took a train to Connecticut. And there's this dude behind me, right? And I'm used to people talking very loud on the phone in New York. It's a pretty regular thing. Like, yeah, he wasn't talking loud. He was in a fight. Gotcha.

And he's behind me, and I'm just listening to this guy go, bitch, I don't play like that. I don't play like that anymore, bitch. Listen, bitch, I don't play like that. I don't play like that anymore, bitch. Listen, bitch, I don't play like that. And I was like, oh, boy, this is fucking not good. Like, whatever is happening on the conversation is not great. And then he goes, I don't know what the fuck them incels did to you women, but, like, it's different. It's different now.

And I was like, what is he talking about? He goes, I haven't had this conversation in three years. I'm never having it again, but I want you to remember this one thing. We know Khaleesi is our queen. Get the fuck out of here. I was like, I swear to fucking

God, it was the funniest thing I'd ever heard. I actually think I misquoted him. I just quoted the last part. It was, oh, it was the funniest thing I've ever heard. I actually think I misquoted him. I just quoted the last part. It was, oh, it was bro, because that was the thing. He was saying bitch a lot, and then he switched over to bro, the last thing. He went, bro, everyone knows Khaleesi is the biracial queen. Which, like, was that an argument he was actually trying to make?

I have no clue. But Khaleesi's not biracial, right? I don't think so. Is make? I have no clue. But Khaleesi's not biracial, right? I don't think so. Is Amelia... I don't... No, I don't mean Amelia Clark. I mean Khaleesi. That, to me, sounded like an argument about television,

not about Amelia Clark's ethnicity. I think he was like, no, Khaleesi was everyone's queen. Oh, that's what he's arguing? That's the vibe I got. You know what it sounded exactly like it sounded like um the fucking the viral video the dude with the uh they're arguing over the the wicked witch of the west yeah yeah grow up bro the whole time i thought this guy the whole time i was listening this guy and i was he is going to go home and beat the shit out of whoever he's on the phone with. And then by the end, I was like, I think he's just arguing with his friend about TV.

It was fucking awesome. All right. We got pads on the show. We got all that out of the way. What's up, bro? What's going on? What's up up here? Feeling good.

Yeah, you feeling good? Yeah. I had my headphones on before and then I didn't know what Nick was calling me for. What's up, bro? What's going on? What's up up here? Feeling good. Yeah, you feeling good? Yeah, I had my headphones on before and then I didn't know what Nick was calling me for and he just said, get up here. Why don't you come on, sit up. Nice little surprise.

It is, this is like the, like this is your first time and this is my like third time. So basically you guys are listening to a whole new podcast. It's a first time host essentially and a first-time co-host essentially and uh i think his paths has had a podcast before though so yeah i think his

paths can talk college basketball but guess what the the host and it's his third show is gonna fall pretty silent on what we're talking about yeah i mean uh the college basketball podcast never really took off so uh it's good to be up here How long did you do it for? Three episodes But you got over the threshold Got over the threshold Isn't it like 97%

Don't get past episode one? Yes Our first episode Had a hundred views And then our second episode Had ten So the third one Was like

One more try It didn't work So like you When was this? This was like two years ago this was like this was like try to get like my portfolio going to like possibly work here okay yeah and it was so you like you were you tweeting or you put on facebook or is it it was it's on youtube right now no subshoots go look it up it's a plug imagine that takes off like these guys fucking no ball we finally get a college basketball podcast with this company It's a plug. Imagine that takes off. These guys fucking know ball.

We finally get a college basketball podcast with this company. Didn't you like, I reached to go listen to it because Pabst's voice is like 10 octaves lower. You lowered it, right? I didn't lower it, but I was talking to people that I was intimidated by. I was speaking to college basketball players. So I just thought if I talk like this, that they would respect me more. Wait, so you were putting on a radio... I mean, I guess radio voice is a thing. You have a customer service voice.

I don't think I actively changed my voice, but you were attempting to. I was attempting to. I thought that if I would talk in a more radio voice like this, that they would respect me more. Dude, give me the radio voice again. If I talked in a more... He's got a nose job.

See, I go opposite. I go high. I get real high-pitched. My brother used to call my waiter voice because when I worked at a restaurant, I would go up to tables like, Hi, how are you guys doing today? I think I do the same thing. I think I will go higher if anything. In my like in my head i'm like that's more polite right so i just go as i'm

being more pleasant while i talk about like a woman on the phone like that's like helping you if you're like trying to place an order my like 10 octaves like hey how you doing um i'd like to order a large pie today you know they are shocked when i'm like, it's for John. What's that? You mean Susie, dude. Oh, you know what? Sometimes I like just kind of open the notebook to things where it's like, that was like a night out. You wrote that or something like that. Like, I just have quiet quitting is the way I'm committing suicide.

It's not an active effort. And I'll take the checks as long as they come. But when I get fired, I'm like, yeah, nah, I didn't do that when it was coming. We haven't had a good jar day in a while no but the uh oh oh i got another funny story for this weekend this is before jackie came down i uh so i went to team impact the gala on thursday night and um whenever i go it's awesome if you don't know team impact i think you should by now but if you don't know team impact go look it up what they do with little kids and connecting them with college students and college student athletes is fucking awesome um but i always do

like a little thing like on on the uh like on the david news desk there off the side and i always do like two quick interviews two or three quick interviews and um i was interviewing uh the artist the musician who performed that night and i I was asking him something. I can't really have an interview with them like I have on this show. And so I was asking him, what's your karaoke song or whatever? And he answered it with Bohemian Rhapsody.

But then Jake, who was this little kid, he's with Penn Basketball. Jake came over, because he was the one doing interviews until I sat down. And he was like, yo, what are you doing? You stealing my job? stealing my job and i was like no man no man like like he's being funny and i was like no we're just talking our favorite karaoke song it's like what's your favorite karaoke song and they have like it's being projected so you can kind of hear it and and jake just goes dead face straight face because i don't think he really knew what he was saying.

He just goes, been on a big Maroon 5 kick lately. And the place erupted. His mom was like, Jake, what the heck? That's great. He either someone who was very funny fed him that line, or I think more logically, he has no idea what he was talking about. He knows what he's talking about, but he doesn't know what's happening in the world and stuff like that. He just knows it like it's Maroon 5. He just heard Drops of Jupiter.

He's like, this song fucking hits. Drops of Jupiter? That's Train, brother. That's Train. Yeah, no. You mean Sugar is what he heard because Sugar fucking goes. Sugar's a hot one. From this weekend, I have, have What was it Jackie was saying

She could jump from One building to another Which was just insane Jackie Jackie I later went back on that But like you stood Your ground

I mean Mind you This building was Across the street It was like Here's a building Here's an alleyway I wish we could show

The building Like I don't Yeah I guess I think I have a picture. But it wasn't, like, crazy. And it was... I said if I got a running start and if the railing wasn't there, easily. Yeah, I mean, I don't have

a great... I mean, I got a pretty fucking good picture. I mean, it's a bad picture of you, but... Okay. But, like, it's a pretty strong picture of, like, depicting how far that is. So you're saying if it was higher. If it was higher, there was no railing.

I've actually seen Jackie jump. I have a video. We'll put it in. It was incredibly impressive. Bro, you say you land 50% of your jumps. You're not a very good jumper. I know. So I just hope that that's one of the good ones.

But I'm not saying I'm going to stick the landing. I'm just saying that I'm going to jump and I'm going to make it. But it is. God damn. I wish we could fucking. Like with live photos, can you tell how far it is? It's probably from like the distance from. It's probably like 10 yards.

It was not 10. First of all, you can't jump 10 yards. And it was way more than 10 yards. I'm forgetting what 10 yards is. I'll give you it was 20 plus more than 10 yards. Wait, I'm forgetting what 10 yards is. I'll give you it was 20-plus yards. 22 yards. Okay, but I'm saying with the running, you're forgetting about my running start. No, I'm not forgetting about your running start.

You're forgetting about what 66 feet is. Yeah, but you guys don't know. You guys haven't seen my running start. Jackie, how good can your running start be? Is it superhuman? You're going to jump a third of a football field Oh Or a fifth of a football field

No it was not 20 yards It was across the street It was across an alley I wish we could figure out how to describe this Cause it was for sure I would be nervous doing it And I could see why Bites would doubt me doing it and i could see why bites would doubt me but um it was

like enough to the point where i was like me like very much maybe she could and i think no it wasn't at that point there was a group of people with us not a single person like almost every poll ever is 50 50 everyone was like you're nuts you can't do that it was i know where we were on the bridge. I bet I can figure out what that building was. I bet we can just Google what the width of that street is. And that will be giving you a lot of credit because we'll be leaving off sidewalks. And those are also, I don't know, what

are two sidewalks together? 10 feet? 10 feet I would say, yeah. Yeah, okay. Did you ask a question? I asked how wide sidewalks are, but Pavs answered me. I just went back to looking at you, thinking maybe that would change your mind, that we got 10 feet on just the sidewalks.

But it seems like it didn't. How far do you think you could jump? I don't... I just... I think I could jump pretty far. I don't know. I have, like, a weird, like, overconfidence with, like, same things. Yeah.

But, like, I think that I could... So I've never actually tested it, but, like, I think I could probably, like, overconfidence with, like, same things. Yeah. But, like, I think that I could, so I've never actually tested it, but, like, I think I could probably, like, jump. I've, I've long legs. Okay, but, like, put a number on it. Um, I don't, like, know how to really gauge, like, distance that well. Like, do you

think you could jump, like, from that end of the table to that end of the table? Yes. Okay, well, that we can really easily test, and the answer is definitively no. Yeah. By cake and my running start. Honestly, I was hoping you were going to say something like that. Because that one is so easily tested.

And you're not even going to come close. So I'm glad that now you're realizing. So I would say the building was two of these tables. Yeah, but it was okay. Maybe tables. Yeah, but it was... Okay. Maybe more. No, but you're putting the height difference, too. It's a whole physics thing.

Yeah, no. No, no, no. But the height difference... The up and down doesn't have that much effect. We can move on from this shortly, but we... There is something to what you're saying. I get it. If you jump higher and go lower, you're going to be able to go further.

Further. But, I mean, how much are you raising the bridge? The bridge was the exact size of the building. So how much are you bargaining for there? Because you have to say the Empire State Building before. I'm like, maybe. What? How much taller are you making the bridge?

Oh, oh. what how much taller are you making the bridge oh oh um like half of or half not double but half of that i swear to god i'm like i'm having a dumb day today i'm having like an especially like dumb day today that's why i sound that's all right i've had a dumb day today. I'm having an especially dumb day today. That's why I sound... That's all right. I've had a dumb week, so you're okay. So just so you know, the record for long jump is 29 feet. So 10 yards is past that. And that's for men's.

Okay, then I take it all back. Fine, I take it back. Yes! Yes! Oh, man. I haven't outright won an argument in fucking 15 years. Dude, that was. You did that one?

Like, just like admitting being like, all right, you know what? I think you were probably wrong. I was probably wrong. I cannot jump from that bridge to that building. I mean, I obviously knew that I couldn't do it. But like, again, you can't test it. So I might as well just hold my ground. And I still kind of think that I couldn't do it. But, like, again, you can't test it, so I might as well just hold my ground. And I still kind of think that I could.

Oh, no, you're not walking that one back. I earned that one. What was the last time you won an argument with a girl? First one? Yeah, no, I mean, because I'm a, I don't argue. I'm, like, we're just not going to fight a i don't argue i'm like we're just not gonna fight i don't know like if i i it is not a healthy way to have a relationship i don't uh recommend it by any stretch i've and i've had relationships where it was the exact opposite where it was just like we are gonna

fucking fight today but it is like i've lately most of my relationships have been again i stress this is incredibly unhealthy. Like, look, if we're not going to break up over this, I'm not going to fight about it. It is not worth it. It's not worth it. Why are we going to fight? I'll get over it or you get over it, unless you think this is a relationship ender. And no, I hear you.

You're disappointed and blah, blah, blah. But I don't know. What's the fight about? Exactly. I usually just admit defeat before I even get there. I'm like, you hear you. You're disappointed and blah, blah, blah. But I don't know. What's the fight about? Exactly. I usually just admit defeat before I even get there. I'm like, you're right. That was fucked up. I was dumb.

What do you want me to do? Yeah. So I would say I have not had a winnable fight with a woman in a long time. I mean, even a man, really. I haven't really won any fights. It's been a tough couple of years for this franchise right here. But we're fucking back on the board, baby. We're turning it around.

All right. Do we have Am I the Assholes? Oh, wait. Speaking of, I don't know. What? Did you see the fucking thing about the New York City weatherman who got fired? No. It was LA, I believe.

Oh, it was LA? The one that was defending the female that got fired? No. Oh, no. No, yeah. TV weatherman in New York. Dude, this is actually crazy. He's a TV weatherman in New York.

I'm going to open the actual article. So this dude got fired for someone took nudes of him on a webcam. Okay. And then just sent him to his employer. And he got fired. So he was the victim of a sex crime and lost his job over it. Which is

very, very fucked up. But now as I'm opening this, maybe that... I don't even know if I'm opening it. I don't know. I can't figure out what the, because like the viral tweet I saw this on was like, that's, I think it was like, that's insane. Like he's the victim of a sex crime. How the fuck are you firing him for it?

But then he was performing on an adult site. Oh. Yeah, that's different. Right? So someone just sent his boss like boss like hey this is him jerking off on webcam that's that's what i'm getting here uh that's gonna be tough yeah many of the explicit sessions were broadcast in the adult webcam sites chat debate and cam 4 while meteorologist eric eric adame worked for spectrum news station Station in New York several years before he took a similar job at Spectrum Upstate. He was fired after files of his sexual online broadcasts were sent to colleagues at Spectrum News 1.

The incident led to an internal investigation that ended in Adame's termination. So was he doing it while he was a weatherman? That's what... I can't figure that out. Because one, that really sucks. Weathermen just aren't getting paid, apparently. But also, as I'm saying this, I get it. I mean, it's kind of different. If you're a weatherman, before we talk about this, I don't fucking know the whole story at all. It's kind of different if you're a weatherman.

You can't be jerking off online. That's kind of a if you're a weatherman. You can't be jerking off online. That's kind of a deal breaker for me. It's like my favorite scene in You, Me, and Dupree. Yeah. I don't know if you guys have seen that. I've seen it. Strong recommend. You have?

Yeah. When Owen Wilson goes to get... I've never seen it. You've never seen it? No. So the premise of You, Me, and the Depree Is unbelievable It is a Idiot friend

Who His best friend gets married Idiot friend falls on hard times Has to live with them That's Owen Wilson Luke or Owen? Owen

Got it And Owen Wilson At one point They're making him get a job And He sits down He's killing this interview I think. And he sits down and he's killing this interview. He's like, I think he's at a school. And he's killing the interview.

And he goes, just like lastly before we're done, what is your stance on Flag Day? And they're like, we work. And he's like, he just stands up and goes, well, we gave it a shot, didn't we? You didn't see Eric Hedaya being like, can I fucking jerk off on Chachapay? You can fucking talk about the weather and that's it. I mean, first thing, if this guy's jerking off onto something, somebody's immediately going to put that on a map. And with the map in the background, it's like he's jerking off on a city.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, I want to Google that. I guarantee someone's done it already. But the, I mean, like, it's fucked up. You can't do that. But I got to say, I think I can understand a company being like, you can't be jerking off online. Now, Barstool Sports is not such a company.

We have OnlyFans all over the place. But I think I understand the more buttoned-up companies where you have to wear a suit and tie and work. That's kind of a deal-breaker for us. I don't know if that's the legal situation, but I think I can... It's like the elementary school teacher who had the OnlyFans and the female teacher that had an OnlyFans and then she got fired. And people were up in arms about it.

There's a lot of professions that you could probably have an OnlyFans. Not teachers. Not when you're teaching, I don't think. That's like a gray area. I forgot about that one too. People were pissed about that one too. Yeah, I mean, look, I see both sides of it. Your personal life, your personal life, but if you send it to work, it's like, well, I didn't want to see it, but now I see it.

Now we have to have a discussion about what you're doing in your off time. I think you ignore the first one that comes through, but then once it gets around, it's like, all right, now I have to fucking do something. I could have talked to one person, but I'm like, just fucking keep quiet. All right. We'll do Am I the Asshole? Oh, yeah. Steve-O's on the fucking show today.

That's kind of sick. We'll do Steve-O, maybe puke, as you can imagine. We'll do Am I the Asshole? We got voicemails still. Oh, yeah, we got voicemails still. Forget about that one. Yeah, we got a full show. Can one of you grab those, by the way?

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with my boyfriend? Probably going to be a yes. But let's figure it out. I, female 23, have been dating my boyfriend, Jake, male 23, since our freshman year of college. Our last year of undergrad we

decided to rent an apartment together we split everything 50 50 including utilities groceries and rent we continue living together in the same town as our college as our college after graduation but recently we both got jobs in chicago and we are currently living downtown my dad works in real estate and he has allowed me to live in one of his properties rent free. But he said my boyfriend would have to pay him $400 a month for rent. My dad is very protective, but he has been nothing but kind to my boyfriend. My dad's reasoning for making my boyfriend pay rent is that he wants

to be sure that my boyfriend is with me for me and not because we'll have a free place to live. Keep in mind, if my dad was renting this apartment out to tenants, he would charge $2,100 a month for rent. Very ritzy building in the middle of downtown Chicago. My boyfriend is mad at me because he asked me for half of the $400 rent, and I explained to him that I will not be paying rent.

My dad is only charging him. He says that if he's splitting rent for the past two years, why would we stop now? Our rent in college town was $1,200, so we were both paying $600 a month, and our apartment in Chicago is significantly nicer, and he's paying $200 less than when we were in college. Is the idea that my dad doesn't charge me for rent, but charges my boyfriend so crazy? Should I suck it up and pay half the rent just because I can afford it?

I don't think she is. Absolutely not. You know, I don't fucking like that about Am I the Asshole? They make it so clear with the headline. Am I the Asshole. When they always make it so clear with the headline. Like, Am I the Asshole for refusing to split rent? It should end with, like, but hang on, there's more.

I know there's more, but even in the headline it should be like, but there's more to the story. That is, now I think it's kind of fucking weird for the dad to do it. Because, like, to charge him. I mean, like, I don't know. If you want to make sure he's with me for me. We didn't meet on Craigslist. We've been living together for three years now, however long they've been in college.

It's definitely a little bit of a dickhead move by the dad. Dads do dickhead moves. That's when grandparents die, dads do dickhead moves. That's kind of what family members are for. And she also had an edit that they split utilities and groceries still 50-50 and we go on date nights we switch off who pays for it. If he pays one week I'll pay the next. I mean

bro you're making more money. You're living I assume not Iowa State anymore. And now you're going to be in Chicago now. And it is I think you're coming out good. That's unbelievable. In college I think, I think you're coming out good. That's unbelievable. Like, yeah, I mean, in college, I think the cheapest I paid, this was disgusting.

It was $275, but I lived with six other dudes. But it was in a house that technically, like, they put a door in that we never used, so it was a duplex. But it was like, that was the cheapest. I think in college, the most I paid was $500. To keep that deal going in a fucking nice place in Chicago. Dude, 21 in Chicago is fucking... A 21, like, one bedroom, I imagine, in Chicago is fucking nice, dude. Yeah.

Nice. Now, the summers are... I don't know. I'm still not sold on them. But Chicago is a fucking dope town. You're an asshole if you're like... 100%. God damn it.

I was hoping she was going to be the asshole. That's such a stupid headline. How could I not root against her? And now I feel like I make less than him and blah, blah, blah. I thought that's what it was going to be. I also, I fucking feel, I get angry when what I decided by the headline

is not what the actual answer is. So it feels like my team lost. I'm like, Man that's not Like I hated that chick In one sentence The team didn't cover Alright Jackie

What's yours Oh Um Am I the asshole For telling my girlfriend To get rid of her creepy dummy I haven't read it So

I don't know Am I the asshole For telling my girlfriend To get rid of her creepy dummy. Yeah, what's your team? I think my gang here... It's gotta be... You have a creepy dummy in the house?

Let me tell you who used to have creepy dummies in the house. Jeffrey Dahmer. He slept with it. That's just a true story. Yes, he actually did. That's how he kind of got into taking apart bodies. He took apart a mannequin. I'm going with that he's the asshole.

You think he's the asshole for telling her to get rid of it? Yeah, I think he's the asshole. No, I'm on the guy's side. Okay. Assuming it's a guy. I think that it's the creepy dummy. I think the girlfriend's in the right. I think that it's the creepy dummy. I think the girlfriend's in the right. I think the guy's the asshole.

You think the girlfriend deserves to keep her creepy dummy? No, no, sorry, sorry, sorry. I'm getting mixed up. I think that the girlfriend is the asshole. Okay, she should get rid of her creepy dummy. I'm the only one on the guy side. Yeah, okay. Okay, my 22 male girlfriend.

Okay, me, Ma, sorry. Yo, are you kidding me right now? You're not even saying the same word. You're not stuttering. You're just starting different words. No, no, no. They wrote it weird. They wrote it weird.

My, and he's referring to himself, 22 male, girlfriend, 21 female, loves horror. She told me about, I really don't like reading a lot of favorite ones that read a lot. No, no, no. I was going to take that bullet, but no, no, no. You're doing great. She told me about three months ago that she read Goosebumps in elementary school, and it sparked a lifelong interest in horror and that when she was a kid all she wanted for birthdays slash christmas was a replica of slappy a creepy ventriloquist dummy i'm kind of a wimp about this stuff and i thought the dummy thing is frankly insane but i like her enough to ignore it until last week her birthday until last week her birthday when

her mother bought her a slappy replica she's afraid of dummies hence why she never got it why she never got for her as a kid my girlfriend was thrilled you would have thought her mom had handed her the keys to a tesla with the way that she was acting she was literally crying with happiness and she when she thought saw the expensive necklace i got her she just said thank you she's totally obsessed with the dummy it's hilarious and she carries it around the apartment like a teddy bear and even sleeps within her bed i kind of snapped last night when i went over and she was holding the dummy and i answered the door when i answered the door i told her it was creepy and when she was being weird about it and she was being weird about it and she needed to get rid of it i'll admit i raised my

voice a little bit my girlfriend started crying and her roommate told me to leave roommate and friends have been texting me saying I'm not supporting her and her dummy is harmless. Girlfriend herself hasn't reached out to me yet. Am I the asshole? That was so good. I don't know if you guys

like, if you remember listening to games in your dad's car on AM radio where it was always kind of going in and out. Like he was put on fucking music. Why are you listening to this? I can't even really hear what they're saying. It's just static on the house.

My dad used to do that. Jackie just read that at AM radio. The duo bitch. My dad used to do that with talk radio. I'm like, you don't't even know like they're having a conversation you can't hear half of it what are we doing we would be like going skiing in vermont and like my dad still be trying to listen to eei i'm like dude is this this stopped being like hearable fucking three hours ago are you saying because it wasn't i wasn't like uh speaking loudly

or just because it's hard to understand It was hard to understand Which kind of draws in the listener I gotta listen close I think When I like read aloud It's like how driving I can't like drive And like with other people in the car I can't like focus on it

Like I can read myself but if I'm reading out loud to other people I can't read And know the other people are in the room with me okay you know i'm still when you started i was back here like on my phone i think i could listen i realized i wasn't following anything yeah learning disability and you guys are just making fucking fun of my learning we would double down on it probably. No one else.

That was funny. I noticed you like come up. That was like your dad in the car being like, turn down the radio. I can't find the house. Which now I do all the time. I'm like, where's the street? Turn the radio down.

All right. Anyway, the other thing I wanted to say that is off topic, but on topic slightly, is there is a lot of pressure when you're competing with your girlfriend's parents with gifts. Yes. Like that sucks. He brought up the thing where it's like I got her a really nice diamond necklace

and she just said thank you. But she loved this doll. When I was, like, an old girlfriend of mine i there's like a like a story of her being like so excited by a gift that she passed out like like she just fainted like like she was like overcome with emotions and was like it was like it was like a ridiculous gift and it was she was so like loved it so much that she's like just passed out and so for like three years i gave that girl gifts being like she better fucking pass out i better have to fucking call an ambulance and she never got it and every time i was like god damn it they still got me i need to knock her unconscious to know that she really likes the gift.

Anyway, to get to the point here, I am going to go with – it's borderline. This is closer than I thought it was going to be. I think – actually, no, this is the opposite of what I thought it was going to be. Yeah. I forget. I think he's the asshole. Yeah, I think he is too because also, do you know what Slappy the Clown looks like? No.

Actually, no. That might. Well, let me see it. So it's. Oh, my God. Oh, my God. Going the wrong way. It's this.

It's from Goosebumps. It's a little creepy. It's not that creepy. It's just like a weird dude. And also, in the movies, he's just like funny. Like he's not like. Bro, I don't know. I mean mean maybe i'm scared of clowns but his name's slappy the clown yeah unless it's this old version of it oh wait there are older versions that are really creepy the one from the most recent movie is like whatever it's up on the

screen right now okay this is just a mannequin which is creepy i see so i'm i think google just doesn't know who'slappy the Clown is because every single person is a different person. There's the old Goosebumps one, but the one from the most recent movie, I'm going to guess, now that I'm thinking of it, it's probably the old one, this redhead-looking one. Oh, that one's not as bad either.

I'm looking at clowns like this. I'm looking at it like... Oh, it's Slappy the Dummy, not Slappy the Clown. Oh, okay,'s not as bad either. I'm looking at clowns like this. I'm looking at like... Oh, it's Slappy the Dummy, not Slappy the Clown. Oh, okay, okay, okay. Slappy the Dummy. Dude, I mean... Suck it up, suck it up. So there is...

It's a pretty standard-ass mannequin. However, I will say that when I lived with my parents many, many years ago, we had wetsuits hanging in the basement. Oh, that looks terrifying. And every single – I knew incredibly intellectually exactly what those things were. And just emotionally, I could not handle that. Every day I went downstairs, it was like – I was a kid. I had chores where I had to go get the laundry and stuff like that.

And I'd have to gas myself up at the top of the stairs. I'd be like, dude, I know those wetsuits are waiting downstairs, but we can fucking handle this. Because also it was one of those things where you had to throw the light, but the light was downstairs, so I'd see the dark still a little bit. Yeah, I had the same situation. And so I'd have to throw the light and be like, all right, we're going to see silhouettes that look like bodies.

They're fucking O'Neill wetsuits. Just be a man about this, seven-year-old John, and bring your dad his underwear. The basement I had growing up, we got the house from our grandparents. It was like our family built it in like 1908. So there was just shit down there from forever our grandparents. It was like, our family built it in like 1908. So there was just shit down there from forever. Right. And there was one door that you could close from the outside

and my motherfucking brother and cousin would, same thing, lights were on the outside. So they'd be like, all right, yeah, go down there and get this stuff. Shut the lights off. It's just the shadows

through like the windows on the basement, like all these freaky fucking things and they just hold the door shut until like finally an adult heard me screaming 10 minutes later it was fucked up but yeah that's what i did with warda yeah i was eight years old i saw chucky like i had like the uncle that's from like home alone type uncle that like come here and watch. What do they watch in Home Alone? Demons and something. Or the devil.

Yeah, I know. When we were on vacation one time, my uncle was like, let's watch Chucky. I was eight years old. For a year and a half, I slept in my parents' room. When I would close my eyes at night, I would see Chucky. So dolls were never... I didn't like them.

I think I would do the suck it up. I'm like, alright, you would see Chucky. So dolls were never I didn't like them. I think that would be like I would do the suck it up. Like alright you can keep. What's his name? Slappy. You can keep Slappy and I'll try and be a man about this. And I would say by week's end it would be my third time getting

startled and I would smash that thing into a piece. I don't know. I keep getting scared in the middle of the night. I don't know what to tell you. You have to protect me, babe. Okay? If he's going to be there, I'm the little spoon. Wait, I just keep thinking about this.

Why was your dad's underwear in the basement? And why'd you have to go get it for him? It was so my mom would make me go get the laundry. Yeah. And that's where the laundry was and that's why i would run by in the first half the basement was like you know like all all our sports stuff and there were a bunch of wetsuits there for that um all right we will do what do you think i was just like going down just getting like single pairs of laundry yeah yeah no i didn't even think it was laundry i just thought he'd like stored his underwear in the basement.

He was doing underwear runs. I mean, I get how you could get there. I think I said I had to carry laundry up and then I said that later. Yeah, I guess I didn't hear that part.

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You've heard me say I've lived with women before, right? Oh, okay. Captain Lee! Captain Lee is a fucking legend. This guy. I took one look at the guy i'm like that guy's fucked every single person that he's ever come across like that's why you booked this thirty thousand dollar yacht to fuck captain lee this was this was him in the first scene and then uh i think i quote tweeted it or where's my my... Goddamn. This was the next scene.

Oh, man. Just swagger. I fucking love this guy. Dude, that... I haven't seen it a lot. I mean, Bravo got a lot of run in my house, but I didn't pay attention all that often. I mean, never watch this show again.

Right now, I'm hyped up on it. That is such a funny thing that you're kind of experiencing right now because you've moved in now, right? Yeah, so you're kind of like Two, three months now or something like that You kind of go into that phase like, wait, hang on Some chick shows are dope

I know like reality TV is awesome But I stay away from it because I want to watch Every fucking episode And like yesterday I got home and it was already on I'm like, well alright And it was an episode where captain lee's gone and the way they talk about this guy coming back they're like this wouldn't ran under captain lee and like it's everyone talks about him sexually it's crazy like it's like oh he's coming back i'm like what the guys girls everyone on the boat is talking about how excited they are for that guy really unbelievable dude the the

my my my uh my bag on bravo wasn't a million dollar listing my bag was i'm sorry was million dollar listing it wasn't so much below deck i fucked with million dollar listing selling sunset i've not seen selling sunset i i i'm kind of the same as you were like i have to pick and choose my reality tv because it'll be like, oh, I'll just never watch it again. And Million Dollar Listing. Fucking. Dude, I would watch episodes from 15 years ago. But then I was so dumb,

I couldn't figure that out. So I'd be like, hey, babe, why isn't he on anymore? He left the show nine years ago. All right, I can't. And that's a testament to how nice the houses they're selling are. I couldn't be like, that's how they decorated their houses ten years ago.

They would be like, no, that's how rich we are. We drive nice cars that are nice ten years in the future still. Hi, guys. First time, long time. I was calling in in regards to the summer stro, adam levine naming your child after your mistress um whole situation and also the ancestry dna stuff you guys were talking about on monday's episode so about five years ago my mom found out that her father was actually not her biological father so the man that she grew up with who she knew as her father her her older brother and her, all of her brother's father, um, was

actually not her biological father. They found this all out through ancestry DNA. That's kind of a long story, but the fucked up part is that my grandmother, um, had four kids within the span of about 10 years with this man who like lived down the road from them and the two older boys were twins and she named one twin after her husband and one twin after the guy that she was sleeping with so the her husband and one twin was named Ralph and the guy she was sleeping with um and one of the twins was named Richard um so yeah kind of fucked up if you ask me um now everyone's dead no one one knows anything. My mom did find out that they have about five other biological siblings that live throughout Massachusetts.

But, yeah, my, like, question, I guess, is what would be the craziest thing, like, for a family to find out? Or, you know, you at 55 finding this out that you have another father and another basically like whole family bro i'm so happy about this question uh because i i watched something else last night that is the it's the craziest thing ever um but i feel like like the more that would be the only reason to get ancestry if you're just like oh i have 50 new family members because then like i don't one of them has got to be rich. You think? Right?

Like, I don't know. If you find out I have my mom and my grandmother, I kind of couldn't really exactly follow exactly who it was. It was her mom's parents, right? Yeah, her mom's parents. Like, I don't know. Because then you have so many. That just extended your family tree so much. It's actually the perfect situation for family, too. because you're like, we're not close enough.

We're going to do holidays. But if you die, let me get some of that. I don't know. You might throw some this way. I think that would be a pretty dope thing to happen with ancestry. I think ancestry is kind of best case scenario. You find out you have a bunch of new family members, and maybe one of them is rich. And worst case scenario is you You're related to Dahmer?

I was going to say, there's like... Yeah. I'd like to see what mob ties... Your brother raped somebody. There's a lot that can go on with that DNA. I'd like to see what mob ties I have. Oh, shit.

From Long Island, Italian. You know, I grew up in an area when I was first born which is like just flooded with old Italian mafia. I like to see what times I got. How many questions do you have? I mean, how many people do you think you have?

How many times have you been at a family party? Mob dudes have a look. I know that my dad was very far away from all that, but I also know that... I love that if Pascal was on far away from all that, but I also know that. I love that. If Pascal was on the podcast for the first time, I would just confess that his whole family is just like undercover mafia. I know that for a fact that there's absolutely no ties from my family, but distant relatives, you never know. But my grandparents were off the boat, so I don't know how much possible. You got to smirk on that one.

I would like to announce while we're speaking this that in three days or two days, it will be October 1st, which is Italian American Heritage Month. Oh, yeah. We're changing our profile picture. Yeah, we're changing everything.

We're all wearing wife beaters and gold chains all month. Are we changing the profile picture? That's a good idea. Look at Ben. Me and Calum will be so mad the whole episode is being furious and racist against Italians.

God fucking pass putting this WAP stuff up here. I've actually talked about this before. One day, we were in high school we were doing a family pedigree thing that we had to do for we were in high school we're doing a family like pedigree thing that we had to do for biology or some shit and we're asking my dad questions about the family and he was he came back from fishing so he was tuned up and he just dropped on us that

like also our great grandma was kind of considered a whore back then and got married three times oh okay but that's that's Like when you say Kind of considered a whore I'm like Not an actual prostitute Okay And Our last name

May not even be Hamilton It's most likely Toddlebin And But it was like She liked the other guy She married first So she kept

She gave the kids The Hamilton name That name Yeah That's fucking Some kind of baller shit, too. Yeah. Like, yo, sometimes you gotta just tip your cap to a chick and be like, yo.

Yeah. That's kind of slick. When I met her, she was the sweetest old lady. Great grandma. R.I.P. My family's listening. Sorry for calling her a whore, but... But, um...

My dad did it first. That was how he presented it. He's like, honey was kind of a whore. And I'm like, what the fuck? Honey? Honey. Bro, you call your grandma honey? That's what we called her, yeah.

And you were like, she was kind of a whore? Yes. The more I talk about it, the more I'm like, I should just go look up my last name now. I'd never heard anything like, other than, I don't know, obviously, other than my own, we were Mem and Nana. We were easy. Honey is... Yeah, that was great grandma.

She had puzzles and fucking lemon Oreos. It was like Brady's grandkids who could call him the Goat. And they're like, that's what everyone else calledady's grandkids who could call him the goat and they're like that's what everyone else called me so yeah yeah fucking honey yeah so i don't know what my last name um but in regards to that question i watched this movie last night it was uh i put on netflix you know they give like a trending now yeah movie called lou has anyone else seen like this preview it was number one trending last night um it stars uh who alice and jannie and um one of the smolets and uh and it's like on the little netflix description it was so brief where it was just

like it was like a woman's granddaughter gets killed and uh kidnapped and that reveals a very particular set of skills she used to have or something like that where it was just like a woman's granddaughter gets killed and kidnapped. And that reveals a very particular set of skills she used to have or something like that. Where it was like, oh, I'll watch Taken right now. Sure. And I started it. And it's not good. It's not good. But, dude, the end.

I'm going to spoil it for everybody. If you don't want me to spoil Lou, a very meh hour and a half Netflix movie, fast forward fucking four minutes. Okay? But it is, come the end of the movie, the guy who, so it's Smollett's husband who comes back. Okay. And he kidnaps his daughter. Okay? So it's, I keep wanting to say Jussie Smollett, but that's her brother.

But what's her name? I think it's Journey. Journey Smollett? Okay, maybe it's Journey Smollett? Yeah, Journey. So it's Journey Smollett, and she lives on this woman's property. It's Allison Janney. I'm just going to describe a full movie to you guys right now.

It's fucking that worth it. So Journey Smollett and Lou. Lou is revealed to have been... She's not revealed until the end. But it's not in a good way. It's not like, whoa, twist. It was just like, wait, that would have come up a long time ago. But she's a CIA operative who's been on the run from the CIA

because she stole some documents. Then she finally tracks down the kid. She catches up. She's been tracking this guy through the woods. He's a Green Beret, and she's just chasing him through the woods because he kidnapped that kid. And the whole time you're like, why does she care so much about this kid and then at the end it is revealed like like the very ending that it's her son who is the one who kidnapped the kid okay and the the messages he's been leaving weren't for the weren't weren't for journey small lab and it's just like

they hadn't brought up she he was her son when she was in the cia he got kidnapped when he was five and she just never went looking for her because she couldn't blow her cover so he's like all fucked up and hates her because he got kidnapped at five and and by like by like his iranian father that's why his mom was like in iran or some shit like that and and it ends oh god i almost like want to put the ending on it is like a slow music like almost borderline romantic music the son and the mom having what's essentially a sword fight in the ocean like she's got a big stick and and he's got, like, a metal pole, and they're just kind of fucking going on each other.

And then, oh, my God, it's so good. It's so bad. It's so good. And then he finally gets her in the ribs, and, like, she's clearly going to die. Yeah. And as she's dying, she pulls him in and says, I'm sorry. And then he brings her in, and they're, like, hugging, crying. And then the CIA flies over and they're like hugging, crying. And then the CIA

flies over and shoots them both. What? Dude, it was... I thought they were about to go warrior on it. I'll carry you out. The CIA chopper just blows over and clips them both. It was like I was

home alone watching it. I was like, oh my God! It wasn't like in a sad way. It was like I was home alone watching it. I was like, oh, my God. It wasn't like in a sad way. It was in a, this is the craziest fucking thing I'd ever seen in my entire life. It was awesome. Now that I say it all out loud, I can't recommend the movie enough. It's an hour and a half of Allison Janney walking through the woods. I kind of want to go watch it right now for that moment. But the last 45 seconds

are real primo stuff. Oh, also, the first five minutes of it are so dark. I'm actually not going to tell you what's in that. First five minutes of it are... Oh, God, they're so dark. It's awesome. Go watch this movie. It's a great movie.

I just taught myself that this would be, like be the best movie of all time. It was... Oh, there are lines in it that are dropped that are just so, so bad. It is... It is not in the vein of Fast and Furious, but it is kind of like that. This is just... This is awesome.

It's awesome. Go watch it, though. It's great. I could just do a voicemail just to go off that um what is the worst ending to any tv show slash movie that you've ever seen the oa both seasons oh i gave i gave season two a chance the motherfuckers i'd say save the oa bring back the oa it literally here's. The season two, they rope you back in after that shit ending in season one. It's awesome. And then the ending is they're in the set of a fucking TV show.

And the actors are using their real names, and I want them. I'm like, fucking, this wasted my time again. I couldn't believe it. I was like, I'm going to see if this is, this is the show, like, they correct everything. Because they kind of do. At the end, they're like, oh, she was just crazy. Oh, really? Of season one.

Of season one, they did that. Wait, did they did? I thought season one, the last thing I remember was the school shooting. That's what, it's like, but, like, she gets shot, and they're like, it's, they fix it where it's like, oh, she did jump to another reality. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And, like, in season two. And you go through all that. then yeah it ends and it's like uh it's like i'm jason isaacs and it's like

you're my wife and it's like they're all using their actual names is in it and he's awesome he's like i'm jason isaacs he's he's like i'm jason isaacs it's dude i love jason crazy i know me too but like there's still a thing like I can't believe they canceled the OA. It's like, how can you not believe that? Their twist was, and it was, now we're inside the set of a TV show. Like, where were you going to go from there? Like, it's fucking insane. Probably How I Met Your Mother.

Oh, yeah, dude, actually, like, this is a thing that was i don't i don't think i finished how i met your mother i didn't either and if i can spoil that why stop now um i i just learned yesterday that he ends up with robin but robin's not the kid's mother no yeah so so you meet the mom spoiler alert it's been out for 10 years You meet the mom in the last two episodes, the mother of the children. And then within 20 minutes, she dies from cancer. And then he's talking to the kids. And basically, eighth season was just him trying to convince the kids so he could go ask out Robin. And so then he brings her the blue French horn.

And he's talking to the kids right at her funeral. Isn't that it? No, no, no. She had been dead for some time now. I thought it was like at the wake. No, she had been dead for a couple of years. And then basically the whole plot of the show was like them to him telling the kids like, oh, this is how good of a time me and Robin had. Do you mind if I go ask?

I actually don't think I hate that. It was. I cried, but still it was terrible i think uh i i just like i said i just learned that i knew i knew it was a i knew how i met your mother had a controversial ending yeah and i think just yesterday maybe i've forgotten it but yesterday i was i happened to read something about it and i was like oh fuck i didn't know he ends up with robin but if that's what the whole show is is him like being like look i also love this other woman in my life, and can I go ask

her out? I kind of don't hate that. I think I might say right now on this podcast that John Feidelberg likes the ending of How I Met Your Mother, even though he hasn't seen it. So the other piece of that, though, is Robin finally falls in love with Barney, and they also do a whole thing, I've heard, where Barney,

his job the entire time, he actually wasn't a piece of shit banker. He was just taking them down from, like, the FBI or something. It was some weird thing. Wait, he was taking down, like, the bank for the FBI? Yeah, and it was – All right, that's a little much. The whole time Barney was James Bond?

It's why he always – when people ask what I do, he says please. And it's an acronym for, like it's something about taking down the fucking. Wait. Okay. Well, hang on. Now I'm back in. If that was like many seasons planned,

I don't think it was. I think they were like, we got to wrap this up somehow and make him likable. But if they were saying like, if he, he'd been saying throughout the show that he works for, please. No,

it's just like whenever people ask, what is he, what's your job title? He just goes, please. Like, yeah, but I guess they,

I mean, I imagine they do that pretty early on. Yeah, I think he does it from season one. Yeah, that's what I mean. If they were playing that from season one, I kind of love that too. I don't think they were just because they switched showrunners. Halfway through, Neil Patrick Harris. So he was just actually saying please, and then they were like, we'll make that an acronym.

I think MPH, he took over as a showrunner, I'm pretty sure, at one point. And was like, all right, that's when musical numbers start happening and shit like that. And then he also, like, Robin, they get married. And it's like this whole thing of them coming together. And then they're just like, in that last episode, I think they were like, oh, yeah, and they got divorced. So this works out now. It was just like a very quick... It must be the hardest thing in the world to end a show.

I don't know how you can do so many or so hated. I would put Lost up there for mine. Thrones, obviously, even though everyone knows Khaleesi is that pirate. The, fuck, I don't know Lou but what ends up happening is like I end up hating them so much

that like I just say it out loud and then saying it out loud makes it funny and you're like alright I kinda like it it's funny a lot of people get up

in arms about the Uncut Gems ending I think that's a great ending I think that's one of the best endings in movie history yeah but people I will fight to the

death I get in arguments all the time about that for some reason commonly get in this argument because Uncut Gems

was my favorite movie and every time I bring it up people are like well the ending sucked next thing you

know we're fighting I'll just wait for someone to say a word that begins with a U are you going

to say this shit about Uncut Gems I've been hoping you were going to bring this up that is crazy girl picking points with uncut i've only seen uncut gems once because it was so stressful i've seen it 22 times i think

easily i've seen you know the irishman why did you say i think after that with such a specific number yeah because because i remember there was 22 days that i had left for studying for finals or something like that and i I watched it every single night. And then the year before that, I watched The Irishman every single night. So this is something that I do. Just hoping you would like it? No, just, I don't know. It's just something that I throw on.

I know every single, like, I know all the Irishmen. One of my favorite movies ever. Yeah, that's like the longest movie in history. I have a lot of studying to do. That's fucking hilarious to have The Irishman be your fucking comfort show. You're really Italian, dude. Do you guys have any, like, fucked up comfort shows? Like, I'll throw on The Witcher because it's, like, quiet and, like, the screen is always pretty dark.

So it's not, like, flashing very bright. So I can, like, fall asleep to it. No, dude. I am a normal person. My comfort shows are Parks and Rec, The Office, New Girl, Always Sunny. Even Always Sunny gets a little loud. Always Sunny is a tough one to fall asleep to because it's loud because I yell a lot and also the intro is quite loud.

Well, that and then The Office if you're falling asleep and then it's that fucking episode with the air horn. So you could also bring down the level of the air horn, so it's about the same. But have you ever been woken up by that? By the air horn? I don't think so. I'll get woken up by the intro. Yeah.

But I don't think the air horn. It's when Dwight's facing Andy, or facing the computer. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it comes out of nowhere. I've jumped out of bed. Jackie, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because it comes out of nowhere. I've like jumped out of bed. Jackie, do you have an answer? For comfort shows or for bad ending?

Whichever one you want. Dealer's choice. The bad ending ones, the one I can think of, two. One is like the card counter. I don't know if anybody's seen that. No. It is.

No, I've seen it. I turned it off Halfway through Yeah because it's such a bad movie Through and through It's incredibly bad I don't think that The ending I don't even remember

Anything of the movie I honestly don't even remember The ending I just remember being like That was a fucking joke Of an ending I don't think It can count as a bad ending

If the whole movie's bad The whole movie was bad But no Because the whole movie I definitely was watching it On a plane It might have been When we went to Vegas especially the whole i i definitely was watching it on a plane it might have been when we went to vegas or i forget why but i was watching on a plane and you have such access to so many other movies where i was like this it was it was the worst movie i've ever seen in my entire life and it was also hard to hear

like like particularly on a plane oh yeah when you're gonna get like everything's a little louder um i was on the plane monday coming back here and it was a 9 a.m flight and the dude next to me was watching the candy man which is a horror movie if anyone doesn't know what it's about and i was like this is the craziest thing i've ever seen in my life the dude just popped open his laptop it was like all right time to fire up some horror at 9 a.m oh so what i when you said that i thought it was like one of the ones they had preloaded on the plane. No, no, no. There were no TVs on our seats. It was just he pulled up his laptop.

That's almost as crazy as Fasoli watching Django. Yeah, that's insane. Oh, I forgot about that! That was the craziest thing of all time. That was the craziest thing of all time. God damn, if you don't remember, Fasoli was

watching... He slept almost a whole but was that to vegas too where was that too i don't know i don't think i was with you for that so yeah vegas i think because i wasn't on that one okay so maybe that was vegas maybe the other one was a different my other one was a different time um i don't know i was watching my own movie i was probably watching the card counter on that and pist Vestoli slept the entire flight. Until there was like 30 minutes before we landed. And he was sitting next to a black guy. And then at 30 minutes before we land, he puts on Django Unchained.

And it's just all the bad parts. You don't get any of the redemption story. You're like, Jamie Foxx starts killing all the racists. It's just 30 minutes of slaves being tortured. It was a crazy, crazy thing to watch. That is one of the crazier things. We're with him all week. I'm very excited to see what uncomfortable position he puts me in.

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school anymore. I'm done with that. The reason I'm calling in is because i had a probably the most feidelberg moment ever um so back when i was about to do graduation um i had my appendix taken out um the only reason this came up was because my grandparents are in town and they had asked about it when i had visited with them a couple of days ago um but regardless i had to get my appendix out two days before i walked at graduation um and so we emailed the lady in charge of it so she knew about the thing and so she put me up in the front row this

is important so when we were at graduation practice at like 9 a.m the day of this is two days after my i had to get surgery on my appendix so i'm still sore it's hard for me to even walk and two days there's a worker there who needs help moving like a platform i guess for like the photographers um and so he looks to the front row and he first and he settles on me just because i guess he was the first guy he saw and goes hey can you help me move this i don't know maybe this big platform i don't know how big it was oh it was no too big for one guy to move and fairly heavy and so me not wanting to say no could cause a ruckus, I guess, said, sure, I'll help. And so I put one hand on the thing that needed to be moved

and one hand on my stomach and grunted through the pain as I carried this thing with him from the front of the gym to the back of the gym. And so, yeah, that's pretty much the story. But the reason I thought it would be funny is because I've never felt more like Feidelberg in my entire life. Because, A, of his appendix, and B, because of my inability to not be helpful and my constant need to please people and not say no. So, yeah, that's it. Yeah. That's it. Yeah.

That is exactly what I would do. But two days, dude, someone who's had a panic attack, two days is gangster stuff walking. I remember I had it out around the same time as Ben Roethlisberger. And Ben Roethlisberger, like, played a football game before I could watch a comedy movie. He was laughing. It made me hurt so much. So yeah, in two days, moving a

box is fucking... Impressive. It's incredibly impressive. That reminds me Captain Lee was... He had a hard thing. He had his heart fixed and he was right back to the boat the next day. Fucking legend. But also, I wouldn't even do it because I didn't want to say no. I'd do it because I'd be like, he's not going to believe me.

I mean, imagine if you asked someone, can you help me move this? And they're just like, you just have it in public? And you're just like, no, I just had my appendix out yesterday. This kid's lying. You'd be like, no, you didn't, dude. Like, fucking shut up and help me. I would absolutely just do it but um yeah i don't i don't really know what more to say to that other than that's fucking

hilarious i know i we've obviously talked about my appendix on this but like when i like called my friends afterwards so i with my we were supposed to go on a trip with like my whole not my whole family my dad and his friends going skiing in breckenridge and i called all my friends in bed being like yo boys bad news like i just got my appendix out like can't make the trip and all of my friends were like yeah but we can still go right i was like i guess yeah kind of thinking we're some solidarity. Do you want to stop by the hospital first? Yeah, everyone, all of my friends went with my dad. No one stayed with me.

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Is so fire That's unbelievable. By the way, I think I brought it with me. I have my bag over here. And I packed for this weekend. If we dump my bag out right now, you would have no fucking clue what climate I was going to. I don't know what climate we're going to. Between the fucking tornado coming, I don't know what the weather is in

maryland right now and then like if you get killed by a hurricane is that the same as being killed by a tornado that's just no it's completely different that's tornado over water it is no no a tornado is like a hurricane's a fucking big storm hurricane storm hurricane's a storm. Tornadoes win stuff. So is a hurricane. No, a hurricane's got the rain. A tornado doesn't need rain, right? The rain brings such a new element. A tornado doesn't necessarily have rain.

When you picture tornadoes, they don't have rain. No. I mean, if you're ever in that. Yeah, no, there's usually rain around a tornado. It's because the high and low pressure fronts are so different. That's enough out of you. That's exactly what happens on a long-term round. You start throwing high and low pressure fronts at me.

I'm going to check out of that conversation quick. All right. Are hurricanes just water tornadoes? Yeah, I'm pretty sure. I don't think so. I think they're completely different things. I'm with you on that You can't

Like tornadoes Are very distinctive Twisty things I know they're technically The same thing You know that a Hurricane But a hurricane

Is like a much bigger one Like a A tornado touches down My argument with a tornado Is I would just see it And go to the other side Of the street I can't do that

A hurricane takes up A whole state First of all Tornadoes You can't just go across the street. Nah, you mostly can. No. You mostly can. You've seen pictures of them from a distance where they look small.

A hurricane, you've got to leave like three states out, though. You have to get out of there. A tornado, you could drive a car. They are much bigger. I'll give you that. Yeah, they're way, way bigger. Maybe if you're talking like you do. That's only because they're happening above water where there's nothing to stop them.

Here's what I'll say about hurricanes and tornadoes. I think it relates to KC Radio. I will give you that a tornado is the tortilla chip of a hurricane's tortilla. But the size is the factor in why it won't kill me. So you can't just extrapolate that and be like, no, my argument's always been the size. I'll just get out of the way. I'll move. I don't think it's the size necessarily either that is what kills you.

It's that it happens in like a minute. Yeah. But they got horns and stuff. I'd have enough time. I'm just telling you. I'm not getting killed by a tornado. I might get killed by a hurricane. Okay.

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Go to store.barstoolsports.com to shop it all now. If you were killed by a tortilla chip, you were still killed by the tortilla. No. Not if my argument's been about the size of it. All right. Like in the tortilla challenge, if I was standing five feet away from you, and I was like, you can't hit me with that chip,

and you waved the tortilla chip at me, and it didn't slap me in the face, but then you had a tortilla, and you slapped me in the face. Well, you didn't hit me with that chip. And you waved the tortilla chip at me. And it didn't slap me in the face. But then you had a tortilla and you slapped me in the face. You didn't hit me with the chip. You were on point with these tortillas. Alright, Steve-O is fucking here. I can't believe we did all that in front of Steve-O. Steve-O is fucking here. He's an absolute legend.

At the end of the interview, he kind of earnestly, kind of jokingly, but kind of earnestly thanked me for throwing up in front of him. He's like, I really like that. Did my job. And I was like, I was just happy to pay respect. I'll take up the torch. I did

get a little concerned when he said that he's not allowed to puke anymore he's not allowed yeah it's like bad for his esophagus oh that's right that's right and uh i don't know how much more puking i got in yeah well just like i i guess i mean steve has done it for so long i've only done it for like two years i think the thing is though like yours is your body like reacting to something he was forcing himself to do it so much. Yeah, but mine is like...

One of those guys that pukes on a painting and then sells it. Mine is my body being like, I have to get this out of me. But I feel like it almost ends up being worse because a lot of times I don't have anything. A lot of times it's like a quick puke, and then it's a lot of wrecking and dry eating. And I feel like that's not lot of wrecking and i feel like that's not good i don't think so all right steve oh talk to him this is my second kfc yeah well so

you did it we did it over the pandemic and we did it over zoom yeah yeah yeah yeah right uh which is you know it's great and we and we have talked before but this to me this is the first real one because you know you gotta you gotta be in we have talked before, but to me this is the first real one because, you know, you've got to be in person with somebody. And I was just saying to my man over here, I'm 37 now, and I think for my generation and a couple years either direction, I think jackass is, like, I'm not joking, like so important to that generation.

Like more so than I said it was the WWF attitude era with Stone Cold and The Rock and all that and you guys that kind of formed an entire generation of guys' sense of humor like how you are with your friends, all that. I know you guys probably never set out to do any of that

shit, but I don't think it gets enough credit for being like you guys kind of formulated like the who we are as as like guys and friends and shit i think that's probably to overstate it a little bit but i do think there is some cultural significance definitely man dude i said i said you let us you you let us know that it was like kind of funny and kind of okay to just be gay with each other right like before that it was like yeah go let's fucking gay man like and after you guys it was like let's grab each other's dicks because there was so much homoerotic continues to be so much homoerotic humor and it's so clear that we're not like trying to make fun of gay people what we're actually out

the people we're after are the homophobes right i like that yeah so i mean it was that and then it was also not that you guys you know invented this by any means but i think you really popularize just how funny it is to watch somebody get fucking smashed in the head right kicked in the dick or thrown through a wall. I mean, there's just some sort of raw humor about that that's funnier than anything else you can watch. Right. There's nothing new about slapstick comedy. And America's Funniest Home Videos was all kinds of slapstick comedy.

And the stuff that they passed off as funny was just like straight fucking violence because they put like a boing noise in the background or something so much about america's funniest home videos was not fucking funny it's just horrifying violence but the difference they call the ambulance over and the grandma's bleeding out or whatever. The difference about America's Funniest Home Videos was that it was caught on camera by accident. What was new about Jackass was that it was deliberately filmed. And it was filmed with a fucking home video camera. And it was really dangerous and fucked up, where slapstick comedy was always kind of staged and whatever.

Jackass, what was new about it was deliberately being fucking reckless. But it still delivers. What usually is funny when you think you're about to watch something sweet, and you see someone get kicked in the dick, it's like, oh my god, I didn't know that was coming. You guys, you'd be like, we call this one hammer nuts we're gonna hit him in the nuts with the hammer right and i'd be like waiting for it and they do it and then it's still really fucking funny so funny you know and it's it's not even hyperbole like noxio actually swung a sledgehammer into his nuts. Yeah, I mean,

you can say anything. Nuts and anything and it would, you know, it's happened on Jackass, dude. It's... Yeah. And you...

If you could... If you could, like, snap your fingers and have the same amount of money and happiness and your girl and your dog and success

and all that. But you did it being like a marketing executive somehow. You had a desk job. If you could rewind time and you're right here back in the same spot, your body's in better shape, your mind, whatever else, but you never had that life when you do it. It's – You can't even comprehend.

No, no, no. I can comprehend it easily. And it's just in my DNA to be an attention whore. Yeah, yeah. I mean, straight up. I was never even concerned with money at all. I never expected to live to be 30 years old. I was convinced that I would not.

For real? You actually were like, I'm stepping out early a hundred percent i remember in the special you had where there's a lot of like that behind the scenes videos you know like yeah that doesn't look like i was gonna live to 30 right i didn't think there was any fucking chance i was not saving money for like you know for anything i wasn't saving money um and and uh i mean going back Going back to when I was in the University of Miami, I just couldn't bring myself to go to class. I was failing, and I knew I was failing, and there was nothing I could do about it.

I fell out of a couple of colleges in my day. I knew that once I was out of college that I was even more fucked because I knew that I couldn't keep a job. Like, I'd been fired from every fucking job I ever tried to have. I've been fired on every denomination of days between one and seven. You know, like, I mean, so I... What are some of the other jobs you had before just making it? I got fired from pizza delivery on day one.

How? Like, the fucking place was around the corner. Don't blame the fucking place, dude. Not the fucking place's fault. Well, the house that ordered the pizza was, like, literally around the corner. And it took me 45 minutes to get there. Like, I was just out of my depth. You know, of course, that was before the internet, though.

Oh, so you just got lost trying to figure it out. I was high as hell. And then when I finally got there, I sold the guy a bag of weed. I didn't... But what else? There was busboy. There was waiter. I mean, with trying to be a waiter waiter I didn't even make it through the

training like uh you know they're just like this isn't gonna work not for you so no job panned out and I I felt like was this because you were like wild or high and not paying attention because you're you're a really like nice dude I don't see you being like a dickhead to anybody right but it was just like you couldn't focus or you didn't listen or what? My heart was always in the right place. And I think that me more than most people, and I think that like the successful people in general, and I'll go ahead and label myself as successful. Absolutely. I was incapable of doing anything that I didn't fucking love the idea of. Like without being super passionate about something and really, really caring and loving to do it, I couldn't do it.

So that's why I couldn't make it to class. That's why I couldn't fucking bus tables because I didn't want to fucking do it. I could not do anything I didn't want to do. What do you think is wrong with us then? Because I'm the same way. What is the problem in my head? I don't know if that's wrong. I think you guys are right.

I think you guys are – I mean – No, but we are – I think you're probably in the same boat too. But like we're right, but we're only right because it worked. Like 99% of the time – That's what I mean like it's not the most uh let's call it mature approach to life where you only do it it's like a little what little kids do i only do it i only eat it if i like it i only watch it i like it there's some level of like you got to just take your medicine and pay your bills but i think far too many people go the

other direction and miss out on life for sure for sure i mean it's basically the the get rich or die trying fucking approach to life like i had no backup plan when i dropped out of the university miami you know it's like okay what are you gonna do now i was kicked out of the dorms like i was not i was not allowed to be in the dorms like i was was... Was there a singular incident? Yeah, like within the first... Within two weeks of class starting my freshman year, they raided my room and found all kinds of weed

and alcohol. And it was my roommate who had ratted on me. What? Well, he was an architecture student putting himself through college. And I was keeping him up all night. I mean, I get that, but like. I don't know, maybe request a change

or something before you go rat on someone. They relocated me to another dorm which happened to be in a 12-story tower and I smashed out the window, climbed onto the roof and then climbed up the radio tower. The radio tower is like bending back and forth

and I'm at the top of it and then cops came out on the roof and they're like okay we're done with you around here that's like the final scene of Cable Guy

that's like a Hollywood script right there well but it's funny that you know fast forward like 25 years you're duct taped to a billboard

basically doing the same sort of shit like it's just in your blood sure and you know so I failed. I was kicked out.

And then I dropped out. I checked every box as far as failing in college. And on my way out, people were asking me, like, what are you going to do now? Like, great, now you're fucked. What's your plan now? And I was like, oh, dude, I'm going to be fucking rad, dude. I'm going to videotape stunts with a home video camera,

and I'm going to become a crazy, famous stuntman. And mind you, I was saying this in 1993. Like three years. This was a plan. This was the only fucking plan. There was no plan B.

There was nothing. This was it. That's wild. 1993, that's three years before fucking they had email. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was no reason for that to think it was all going to work. Right. For me to get noticed, I was recording my fucking bullshit stunts on a VHS cassette tape. Big motherfuckers.

Right. And then I was putting the tape into a a video cassette recorder like hitting play on one i had it wired to another one i hit record on that one that's how i edited yeah i would take the video the the video cassette tape walk into the post office and physically mail it to someone who i thought might watch it and who would be like the someone like a tv exec or something people in the skateboarding industry that's how i got linked up with big brother and all that and and at that time i mean dude i i was just documenting my stunts like so that there would be some kind of evidence of me after i died having failed at life i was i was just trying to pack my message into a bottle

and and toss it out to sea because there was no fucking hope for me. That is so depressing but so funny, too. I got to have something left here. Right. And then, of course, everything ended up working out pretty well. Yeah. I went through a period of selling drugs. That was how I fed myself for the first number of years and um were you a good drug dealer or bad that was awful i could

see you being the worst i was the fucking worst i mean i only sold weed except for when i was following the grateful dead and i sold a ton of acid yeah um but uh the like the the bags of weed I sold were just criminally underweight. I mean, fucking, it was terrible. But I think we've said this a couple of times. That's the kind of weed I want back in the game. Because the weed I smoke now is just like, it's scientific and it's too good. I want weed that burns my lungs a little bit. I'm wondering what else was in there and why it's not working.

That's the fucking weed I like, man. But then I found out about clown college. And I was like, okay, if I go to clown college, then people will take me seriously for lighting myself on fire at backyard keg parties. Because I'll be a trained circus professional. And I went to clown college, and then I didn't have to sell drugs anymore because I was a bonafide circus clown. Were you in like a guild or something like that? No, I wasn't in a guild.

I worked at a flea market circus in Fort Lauderdale. A flea market circus in Fort Lauderdale, bro. At the Fort Lauderdale Swap Shop, which is like I believe the largest flea market in the world. I bet. That actually sounds like the place where the rock like got his stuff wasn't the rock like wrestling in some like south i don't know about that but but the rock was from south florida it was like a not a real thing right my last day in the circus at the flea market was my first day filming jackass like i like i washed off my clown

makeup for the last time yeah and within a half an hour i was picking up that goldfish straight up wow yeah and then and that's how what like linked up with you yeah well i mean we had linked up through the big brother and skateboarding right you know it was all skateboarding i'm surprised to find out that it was so deliberate. Like, I would have guessed that your story is like, I don't know, man. I was just skating in the park, and guys were laughing when I hit my head, and we filmed it. Because I know Bert Kreischer told a story about Knoxville, and you know how Bert tends to over-exaggerate. So maybe take the square root of his story. But a similar thing, he had met Knoxville for the first time and they talked about what their plans for the future were.

And Knoxville said something like, I got this idea where I want to have like the American flag behind me. And I'm in like a cowboy hat with some music playing and it's like my show. And then, you know, like fast forward like a year and you guys had the down and the fucking scene and all that. And it sounded like it was a little bit Bert Kreischer-ified, but, you know, but Knoxville was the same way of, like, I have this idea to do this thing. Knoxville was pretty deliberate. Yeah. Which is, I mean, funny because it's like you guys are,

it's the most chaotic, hectic, maniac shit, but it was pretty planned. The, you know, it was year 2000 when Jackass premiered on MTV. And then, you know, and I and i'm like doing my thing i started like touring doing a fucked up stage show and all this stuff i was cruising around i started putting out my own two hopper tv dvds you know never got paid for any of them you know even though they were like platinum before they came out but i was just you know that was that how much I cared about like my business affairs yeah and and the fourth DVD that I put out without getting paid a dime for it what it was a vehicle for just finding a home for all of my early early

footage which just wasn't that impressive I made a documentary called the early years and in that documentary my dad like famously says when steve puts his mind to it he can accomplish anything the problem is that's a fairly narrow slice of the pie which comes back to the original point we were talking about last year if you can't if i you know with that like without and and the way i view it now you're right a lot of people are very quick to to settle for a nine to five fucking job that makes them miserable and we need that in the world you know we need that in the world a lot of people who who uh don't have the balls to go after what they really want to do i think that the most people's biggest problem is that if you want to accomplish something,

first you have to identify a goal to accomplish. And I think there are a lot of people who just don't have a goal. So I would say that. Yeah, like it's not like, I bet there's a lot of people who do have the balls. They just are like, I'm not like athletic, so I can't do sports. I can't sing. I can't, you know, what is it? And maybe if they tried different things out, maybe they would have found it.

But if you don't ever find it, you end up just being like, all right, I'll work as a fucking, you know, whatever. You've got to identify a passion to pursue. There's so many people who don't have it, you know? Right. Because your initial passions are like, I want to be an astronaut. I want to be a baseball player. Right, right, right. And those go quickly. And then it's like, now what? For sure. And you don't have it. Because your initial passions are like, I want to be an astronaut. I want to be a baseball player. And those go quickly. And then it's like, now what?

And you don't have it. Yeah. And so I think that if I had a distilled piece of wisdom to share, it would be the meaning of life is to fucking get off your ass and pick a meaning for your life. Well said. Very well said like very well said pick pick it's not a fucking mystery what's the meaning of life it's your meaning yeah it's not

it's not like the meaning of life it's your meaning of life yeah pick one right and uh you know the thing too like uh if you're if you want to be successful you have to have a goal and like when you're pursuing whatever goal you've identified intelligence is helpful right not necessarily mandatory by any fucking good leg up but yeah it helps yeah um talent is useful you know not mandatory the one fucking thing that's mandatory is enthusiasm man enthusiasm is the engine that drives success. Yeah. Period.

That's such a great call. Especially in what you guys do, just the enthusiasm. For sure. For sure. I mean, I got goosebumps just fucking articulating this. Especially because when you take the word enthusiasm, the Greek or Latin roots for the word, what you have is

en theos, which means with God. So when you're fucking on fire for something with enthusiasm, you're doing God's work. Or literally on fire. I was going to say,

you're one of the few people where my first selfie actually on fire. Yeah. And when I fucking shove something up my ass, I am doing God's work. In that moment, in those moments, are you actually thinking that?

Like I could see when you are like flying off of something and you're in the air or you're doing something on fire. It's like, whoa, I'm pushing myself to like the limits here. But when you're just like putting some shit up your ass, are you like, I'm doing God's work? Like in those moments, are you recognizing what you're doing or you're just thinking i'm being a fucking idiot right now um i mean it certainly depends you know like uh it's gonna be a case-by-case situation but um you got your legs over your head and your friends pulling a car toy on your ass this is this is god's work bro we're next level i think i think that it is i think you're founding you're founding men yeah yeah i mean your trailblazers this shit what i would say you know particularly

in the case of jackass because we have like the the whole format of what we do is uh you know by design and very deliberately there there's what we call a peanut gallery you've got the the the person whose bit it is you know carrying out the the feats you know whatever the activity is and then you've got uh an assortment of the rest of the cast just on looking as the peanut gallery yeah and the peanut gallery is like by definition the barometer for the the success of the bit you know like our our job those guys because they've seen it all so right our job when we're doing the bit is to make the peanut gallery laugh if then when the peanut gallery laughs it's like ding ding ding this has worked yeah and yeah i'll give you the fucking craziest story that it it's it's the

fucking best like uh when when we were making the first movie they were like really serious like the director's like dude don't fucking waste our time with any fucking half-ass ideas now it's a r-rated movie you know like we gotta like step it up yeah my first thing i said in response to that was oh yeah like i was like uh indignant and offended that that uh they would suggest i might you know right with and i said oh yeah how about if i get myself tattooed on myself larger than myself you know because the face on my back is considerably larger than my face. And that was my first thing. Now, I submitted all these different ideas,

and it just ended up being a spaghetti-at-the-wall situation. But one of my ideas, and it wasn't one of the bigger ones, but I said, hey, you know, I've got this thing. It's like a bar trick I do. Like, I drink through my nose. You know, like, I'll do, like, you know, with straws or whatever. I said, please make me a beer bong where, like, the thick hose forks into two thinner hoses, and each of those hoses will go into one of my nostrils, and I'll funnel a beer through my nose. I said, I think I can fucking pound like a whole beer,

like funnel it, like beer bong into my nose, like in record speed. I think it'll be amazing. So fair enough. They, they humored my idea. The props guy makes a nostril beer bong with two thin hoses.

We get on the set. I'm, I'm fucking wide awake for like day two or three, you know, on cocaine. or three you know on cocaine they uh i was on cocaine that whole day two or three of this of the movie shoot i'm gonna wait for three days on cocaine understood yeah okay and um and so the peanut gallery gets around. You know, Knoxville pours the fucking beer into the thing. I put the hoses in my...

And just as I pictured it, exactly the way I planned it, I fucking bonged that whole beer into my nose in no time. But the problem was not one person even giggled in the peanut gallery. Because it was just like, you did it. There was no there was like a and then it's like no laughter and noxious says that sucked stick it up your ass right now here's where here's where here's where it gets even better is because this happened after I had declined to put the toy car up my butt. Right?

Because citing that it would upset my father too much and I'm backing out because I just can't do that to my dad. So Knoxville says, that sucks. Stick it up your ass. And immediately I go, we already established. I don't put shit up my butt. And if I would have left it there, I would have been clean off the hook. No problem. Not another question.

But then I followed that up by saying, and it probably wouldn't work anyway. So now I've completely fucked myself because first and foremost we are scientists and now now it is our fucking uh fiduciary duty to find out if it's gonna work and i realized i fucked myself like oh god damn it so here we go and remember this was on the first movie right that butt chuck was not a part of the first movie it was was on the first movie right that butt chug was not a part of the first movie it was part of the second movie okay so what we went on to film that day never saw the light of day it never even landed i was gonna say i don't think i've seen that is the nose thing out there there's there are pictures of it but none of this was nothing that's ever

even made it to the cutting room floor because it never even got cut. Because when we chopped off the thinner hoses, I laid out on the ground, I fucking... I remember that being the harshest thing for me was how easily that thick-ass beer bong hose just glided right into my butthole. I mean, there was no resistance at all. It just went in. They're like, dude, you just got in that easy?

You got in? What the fuck is wrong with you? And so then they pour the fucking beer into the thing, right? And everyone's chanting, Chuck, Chuck. Nothing's happening. Nothing's happening. But then I kind of figure it out. I start kicking my legs, and you can see.

It goes goop, goop, goop. Yeah, yeah, you can see it's going into my butt. But that first time when we were filming the first movie, as much as the beer was going in my butt, all of this yeasty, cloudy shit was coming out of my butt. So the beer in the hose was just getting cloudy and shit. Just filled with shit. Just go.

You're going to puke. Go, go, go. There it goes. Wow. That's a hair trigger right there. He has one of the weakest stomachs I've ever seen, and he is cripplingly hungover right now. So he is, yeah.

That's epic. Before you came in, we were just talking about certain things. I'll get him back out there momentarily. Yeah. So it's. So now what happens next, like they were filming it as well, kind of right down Main Street. The way they filmed it was just too graphic for it to be usable.

To be on the movie, right. For it to be usable. What made it worse. Duke Pray Tell, continue. and what made it worse do pray tell continue what made it worse was that um and that uh after um after i pulled out i got like most of it in there i pulled out the beer bong and and and i i found like that i was able to kind of fart beer back outed but it was just little spurts then it was just like a little spirit it would shoot out and then then I start giggling and hiking my legs up higher and higher and keep keeps doing the spurts farting out the beer but now I'm managing to fart sis to fart out more and more yeah

by the time I get my ass up over my head, I'm just straight up shitting beer into my own mouth. Yeah. I mean, dude, if they could unearth that footage. Wait, so that's never been seen though? It was filmed. It was never, they never even edited it. Who do you think has that?

I mean, it would be- Do you think Tremaine and those guys have that? I'm sure that it lives in a vault. Dude, you've got to get that out. It lives in a vault. So it's kind of just like the, it's hucking over and it's like- I 100% was farting beer into my own mouth.

And laughing. I was farting all over. It's the beers coming out of my asshole, landing on my face, splashing out my cheeks. And you're just loving it. And I my cheeks and it's going in my mouth and I'm just giggling I'm sure I was swallowing it too

just for effect and the peanut gallery's going bananas oh my god, they couldn't get enough and the thought that probably, I don't know, 15 whatever minutes earlier, you were going no, my dad won't be happy with that I told you that's a good story

i mean that that footage i don't know where we could put it but it's got to go somewhere i i i i used to tell that story in my stand-up yeah like uh and and after my uh my first comedy special came out like i just i just retired that strive no it's a good one, though. I haven't told it in years. It's a great one. It's a great one. Dude, do you realize the kind of power you have? Like, how to influence people?

We were talking about when we saw you at Burt's and you were telling the story about the sumo dildos. Oh, yeah. I remember that. I was like, if Steve-O takes out

a double-sided dildo right now, I'm going to have to wrestle. Yeah. That's an aggressive idea. We can share this with the – But I'm going to wrestle you. I'll do it. I'll put it in my –

Right, right, right. Well, that's the idea. And guess what? It'll slide in pretty easily there too. You might have a good partner in that one. That was like – I think I pitched that for Jackass 3D. I was like, here's the idea. It's sumo wrestling.

Like, we spray paint a big circle on the ground. And then the two sumo wrestlers start out with their backs to each other. And each sumo wrestler puts one end of a double-ended dildo into their butt. And then the object of the game is that they have to crash their butts together and try to force the other man out of the circle. Just backing up. Boxing out. Right.

Double-ended butt sumo. That's fucking funny. So, wait. Are you going to do, you know, it sounds like Jackass 4 was it, right? I mean. Never say never, but a lot of guys were like, this is the one, right? This is the final one. But then you have these ideas.

It's like, someone's going to butt Russell at some point. Dude, I was 100% certain that the ship had sailed. It's been 10 years, there's not going to be another fucking jackass movie. And I was wrong. I was more shocked than anybody when Knoxville piped up saying he wanted to do a fourth movie. I could not fucking believe it.

And so now I'm reluctant to say, I feel that it's wildly unlikely that's wildly unlikely right that there would be another jackass movie but i i'm not i'm a reliable one like i just just do the double-sided that's it you know you don't have to do a whole film i'm an unreliable source yeah yeah for this but like like what i've done is um is uh just i I've never stopped doing this shit. You know, like I've got my Bucket List Tour, which is a multimedia comedy show about the highest level stunts that, you know, I set out to do. Like one where I'm butt naked in an airplane with a man strapped to my back and I'm jacking off and simultaneously blow a load as I'm falling out of the plane.

I had that idea for like 20 fucking years. You gotta do that before it's over. I went skyjacking. You did it? Yeah. That's the happy ending of the whole show. Yeah. And skyjacking was one.

So I had like high level stuff you just go right off the brain you didn't have like a porn no I brought a portable DVD

yeah portable DVD I ate four fucking Cialis pills for breakfast I had my

Preston Lacey from Jackass he was my fluffer squirting lotion on my hands yeah it was it was it was high level yeah yeah and so i'm so like i i identified like the just most over the top stunts to do

to put together my tour and then that's what my bucket list tour is. I have a whole act about this whole fucking thing. And after each bit, I screen the footage of the culmination of the bit. And none of this shit would ever have been allowed to have happened for Jackass. Right. I got a medical professional in disguise to administer fucking stolen general anesthesia drugs into an IV in my arm while I'm riding a fucking bicycle. That is so goddamn illegal. That's the funniest way I've ever heard.

I mean, dude, yeah, I'm not fucking around. It's unbelievably goddamn illegal. And, and, now, now the Bucket List tour is kind of winding down. And,

and I anticipate filming the special in less than six months. Yeah. Roughly. And then as soon as I film that special, I go into putting together

the next show I'm going to tour with, which is the Steve-O's Gone Too Far tour, which, double-ended dildo butt sumo is perfect. Yeah. What a plan.

Like you said, very deliberate. I don't know who my opponent's going to be. Auditions. Imagine we film an audition for Steve-O doing that. I think that, I believe that there's like a feed being fed into the room where my fiance is.

She's just like right now, she's shaking her head like, oh God, stop, stop. Yeah. There's none of my ideas for Gone Too Far. Like I should say every single one of the ideas I have for Gone Too Far, like, I should say, every single one of the ideas I have for Gone Too Far, like, anybody who cares about me at all is just aggressively trying to talk me out of it. Please no. Please no. I hate to cut it short, but we do want to try to film a video with you as well.

All right. The book is a hard kick in the nuts. I mean, if you're a fan of, you gotta read the story. You gotta know that these, this is what it's about. We've all seen the stunts, but the behind the scenes

is fucking incredible. If you like crazy shit, then you need my book. It's TMZ level reading. Actually, you know what? We talked about having our book club. This is it. We'll do this.

Our book club, you have to read one book a year. And I believe the date is like January 10th. We're all going to talk about it. So it's going to be a hard kick in the nuts, and we'll all talk about it. It's TMZ-level reading. It's a book of wisdom. It is, though. I think it's actually going to be in the self-help section.

It is. Is it really? Yeah, because memoir part two, they told me, is not a thing. And I did a memoir. My memoir came out in 2011. And I was like, dude, the last 10 years have been crazier than anything. I got to write a new book. And they're like, well, you can't do memoir part two.

And I was like, all right, book of wisdom. It's not far off, though, man. Yeah, dude, it's really rad. I'm super proud of it. And it's available everywhere books are sold far off though, man. Yeah, dude, it's really rad. I'm super proud of it and it's available everywhere books are sold. Great stuff, man. Yeah, buy it. You are a hero. You're the best. Thank you so much, man.

Let's go right next door. I know you got a That really was a hoot. That was a hoot. That was fucking great. There was a moment where I was just locked eyes. You're telling me the story and you're there. I was like, this is the best moment of my life. It's all I've ever dreamed of.

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