KFC Radio - Feitelberg Regrets Bringing Pavs to Italy Ft. Mark Cuban

Episode Date: October 3, 2023

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It's your boy KFC Feidelberg, Mr. Gelato, back from Italy. I mean, I feel like You just flew like How many How many thousand miles away Like five thousand miles away Just to eat ice cream

Pretty much Like Dude and here's the deal You know they got I mean I know it's probably Good over there But you know they got that Here too right

No No they don't No Dude It's that different Here's the deal 72 hours ago I'd rolled up my eyes at you

Yeah I'm a different man now. Bro, it's different. I went to Italy. I don't remember. I definitely had some gelato, but I don't think I really gave it a shot. I gave it so many shots. So many shots.

I gave it a lot of shots. Dude, like, I had to pick 10 pictures. I didn't have, these are my pictures of gelato. I had to go, which gelato picture should i use i had bro there was there was one day a lot of pictures there was a day i was only there i got there thursday afternoon i left sunday morning so i was there like i guess 72 hours yeah right and like there was one of the days i was averaging a gelato an hour. And then the day – Like a scoop or like several scoops?

A couple of them I do a small, which is like two. And then some I do cone, some I do cup. Cups come with a cookie in it. Dude, there was – the only reason I don't have 50 gelato pictures is being at the Ryder Cup. We were there for like 13 hours. There was only one gelato truck and it was forever away. So I only got one gelato at the Ryder Cup. But had I been walking around Rome that day too, another 10 to 15.

How many all in you to get? 20? No, not that many. I'd say all in. 15 to 20. Yeah. Dude, the video paths put out like the, uh,

the audio had cut out on it for some reason. It's even funnier. Cause you're like screaming at the cameras. Yeah. Silent gelato, man, bro. I was in a gelato company's hat eating a different gelato company in line at a different gelato company. Oh, my God.

Bro. It was dope. It was very good. The entire plan backfired, though. What? So, like, obviously we went with Del Toro. They went viral while we were there. It's funny watching a company go viral when they're not used to going viral.

Yeah. Because they were the footwear on Team USA. And I don't know if you saw the whole thing. Oh, I didn't realize they were there for the Ryder Cup. I just thought it was coincidental at the same time. No, no, no. They dressed Team USA for the night. Obviously, they don't make golf boots.

So they had their other outfits. And Dan Ryder, it was a big thing on golf Twitter. At least I don't know how viral it got, but like all their, they were wearing no socks with their loafers and all their tan lines. Yes. Yes. Yes. Yes.

And they were like, what do we do? What do we do? And Pat's like, enjoy the ride, baby. Yeah. This is why we do it, dude. This is why we do it. It's like seeing someone on acid. It's like, bro, just chill.

It's going to get good. Yeah. That is very like, yes, exactly that. Talking, talking them do it, dude. This is why we do it. It's like seeing someone on acid. It's like, bro, just chill. It's going to get good. Yeah. That is very, like, yes, exactly that. Talking them through it. It's going to last about six hours. You're going to be a little bit afraid. But in the end, it's going to be awesome. Make a couple jokes about it.

I think Pav's on the board at Del Toro now. Whole thing fucking fucked up. Well, you were just sitting around eating ice cream the whole goddamn time. They were like, it was joking. I'll go so far. I'll say 97% joking. But it came up too many times. What?

Just them and Nike Pads? That they opened board seats and Pads should be on it. I mean, I thought it was definitely a joke. You were talking about open board seats? Like an entire dinner, Kevin. And I was sitting there. There were two open board seats. I didn't get one.

Not even jokingly offered one. Wait, what was he doing? Just being the man. Just wheeling and wheeling? Yeah, just. Was he like shaking hands and kissing babies? Or he was just like. He's just being Paz.

Yeah. They go to a few times and Paz goes around like, what a great addition to the trip. And I was like, yeah, he's great. I mean, listen. I do love Paz. But what I love about Paz is he's just like one of the guys. I would not have been like yo pabs is gonna secretly take over that trip pabs on the trip there's there's there's nothing i can

do what what were you like were you like talking to pabs being like what the fuck's going on oh obviously not i was gonna mention it for the first time here Oh you thought I was going to have a conversation with somebody Without cameras present No I don't think so Is Pabst coming in He's at their board meeting right now Yeah he's on his way

I mean He's great Was he I bet the last night Yeah, he's on his way. I mean, he's great. I bet he – the last night – so we were at the Ryder Cup for like 13 hours. Like I said, like 13 hours. So you laid on the ground. Took a nap. Took two naps actually. Did you end up sleeping?

Quick ones, but yeah. Where? One on the ground right there in that picture. Wait, but so for real you were just like, I'm just laying'm just gonna sit down lay down yeah like like not long but like i probably close my eyes for 10 minutes and then there's another one we had like seats and so you know how they have those big grandstands not grandstands but like like buildings they construct like basically buildings next to a couple of holes and we had like a table and like a booth box type deal thing there and uh took a nap in

there too quick one again quick ones like that one i need that one i considered laying on the ground for but that one i just i want to see my concern when i hear these things are i always i always think one question in my head did you snore i don't think again they were quick i don't think i got deep enough to snore okay because you really can't be letting people in public here that's for like closed doors the outside one maybe i like one of the guys with the quiet signs tapping me like no way no no no um the uh but anyway so the day we got home that night that was the last night saturday and uh i fell asleep on the ride. And then we got back to the hotel. And it was probably like 8.30, 9, something like that.

And I was like, guys, I got to cash it. They were all admitting they're tired. And they're like, but let's go out. Are people partying and shit? I mean, yeah. Drinking at the Rat-A-Cup. Yes. Yeah.

And it wasn't like a wild Amsterdam trip. But yeah, everyone was drinking. And God, Amsterdam was so fun. But I was like, guys, I got to – Did you hear that, Nick? Did you hear my stomach growling? It's growling insanely loud right now. Is that what that was?

Huh? Yes. I think we did pick that up. I was like, stop, stop, stop, stop. Sorry, keep going. And they were saying, let's go have a casual night. And I was going to force my way through it. And I was like, you know what?

I'm going to go to bed. I'm tired. It's called being an adult. I napped twice already today. It's called getting old. I've been in the sun for a while. You really reach a point where you just don't want to anymore. You know, there's like, you're young and you party and you love it.

And then you're young and you get older and you're like, fuck, I want to still party, but I can't. I'm tired. And then you reach a point where you're like, I don't want – I just want to – Oh, I still wanted to. I just knew I didn't have to. Yes. Like, in a perfect world, I wish I could, like, snap my fingers and be back and, like, and just enjoy it all. But the, like, the peer pressure just, like, could never work because it's just like I just – the only thing I want to do right now is sleep.

Yeah. That's it. It's just not going to happen the only thing I want to do right now is sleep. Yeah. That's it. It's just not going to happen. But then I fell asleep at 10 a.m. and woke up at 4 a.m. So I was like up for that. But anyway – You got to be all jacked up on jet lag and everything too, right? Oh, bro.

I slept – Thursday night I slept from 3 a.m. to 6 a.m. Saturday – Friday night I slept from 3 a.m. to 5 a.m. Yeah. And then Saturday I slept a lot. I mean, you're already doing your Da Vinci sleep cycles. Basically, I slept an hour or two on the plane. It is like I'm Kramer-esque now. Yeah.

But the – so I was like, I'm going to cash. I'm going to bed. And then they ended up having – I don't know if they had a night, but like I saw Pat's next morning. I was like, would you have a quick dinner and some gelato? And he was like, ah, we're out to like one. And I was like, he locked up that seat last night. That's why he's not here now, man.

I wasn't present to be like, yeah, yeah, that'd be crazy. Ha, ha, ha, that'd be so funny. I mean, you got to think that Del Toro is going to hear this now and be like, oh, I know. Oh, we love you too, man. You love – I don't even want to. It wasn't a dream of mine until two nights ago. I was already dead.

Yeah, this went from – this went from I think I'm going to meet Ralph Lauren to Pabst is on the board of Del Toro. Pabst is on the board of Del Toro. Pabst is on the board of Del Toro. I had 10 scoops of ice cream on the bed. That was my international trip. I had 15 different gelatos and my buddy stole my whole dream.

It's very fucking funny. Did you really end up filming anything other than ice cream? No. There was nothing? No. No. Oh. I mean, there was nothing? Nope. No. Nope. Nope.

I mean, like, don't get me wrong. Like, I didn't go there with that. Like, I didn't have that. No, but originally there was going to be a party. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And that's when Pabst came. And then that got canceled. And I was like, but, like, something else will happen.

And you'll go to another place. And you'll do a bunch of other shit. Just got to. I mean, it was like. Just traveled to get some ice cream. I really didn't. You were like, you should bring Pabst. I didn't have that thought.

So even when I did, I was like, I'm probably not going to do anything worth filming. But just in case. Nope, just had Pabst undercut me. Is he here yet? He usually walks in at 1030? Usually, yeah. We got to get him on this.

Was he like, what's going on? I get it. We haven't talked to him. Right, right, right. It was, in the moment, I was like,

we're going to talk about something else. We're not going to talk about it at all, ever, off camera. But we're going to talk about some other shit. Was there a moment that, like, was there an initial moment of you being like, wait, what the fuck's going on here? Not really. And then a moment of like, oh, no, it's over. It was just a moment.

I had a, like, this will be a funny time on the show. Nothing, like, real. It's like when you introduce you know two friends yes and then they kind of like cut you out like having more fun like they go out without you and you're like wait a minute yeah i'm the connection how dare i'm the buffer yeah that this does not exist without me and then like yeah yeah yeah whatever though whatever yeah that sounds about right what was um was i mean i would imagine both of you were dressing But did he show out better than you

You think that was part of it No Pabst just needs to get good vibes You got good vibes too I got not as good as Pabst apparently Well you know I don't know I'm going to stick up for you You got great vibes Pabst has regular vibes I got regular vibes Pabst has board seat vibes

Apparently Something's going on with Pabst We kind of. You know, I got regular vibes. Pabst has board seat vibes. Apparently. Apparently. Something's going on with Pabst, you know? Like, we kind of talked about it the other day. Like, Jackie was kind of like, you know, I thought we were kind of equal. And then, like, all of a sudden, Pabst became, like, a feature film creator. Yeah, yeah. So maybe he's just been, you know, working on himself in general.

One of those, like, he's listening to, like, one of those self-help podcasts. Getting, like, enough sunlight and sleep and shit like that. Yeah, exactly. Trying to better himself. one of those like he's listening to like one of those self-help podcasts getting like enough sunlight and sleep and shit like that yeah exactly trying to better himself how much was it just like he's italian and he's back in the home country and like just feeling it could be that yeah yeah you know i saw that like i think of vinnie as like an italian yeah yeah is he half irish uh Yeah, yeah. Paz. Isn't Paz half Irish? Can I make that up? I think so. I think so, too. I'll say this, too, for the Italians. I like Italians.

American Italians on the other hand. Of course. It's like anything else. That's a different story. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Italians are great. Right. No, yeah, yeah.

Like, people from Italy, cool. Fucking Guineas, the worst. That's, you know. People with Sopranos posters in their room that's a different story yeah those are the people like real italians like don't like any of that shit yeah like the mafia the dantes of the world yeah by the way astante i he's he's the best he dante is the best i get sometimes confused about where things should go. This is probably a Barstool Radio conversation, so I'll be quick about it. I'm going to become a Dante reply guy.

What do you mean? He just has the best tweets, man. Did you see his tweet yesterday? No. Oh, I'll pull it up. Oh, we're definitely going to talk to him today because what went on Thursday on Barstool Radio, I was flabbergasted. I didn't see that. I got it. So, first of all,

he tweeted this one. This is yesterday. This is okay. It's just a picture of dogs in the UN. I can get behind this. It's a meme that says ah yes world leaders i can finally trust and it's all these little puppies in front of like all the nameplates of countries japan pakistan philippines i can get behind this so that one i just hit him

with a couple laughing emoji replies um are you so he's he's definitely not going to pick up what's going on. No way, dude. None. He's like, fights in my corner. And then this one, there's a tweet called. Yo, there he is. He's coming straight from the airport? I don't know how to go home, I'm sorry. All right. Perfect timing. This one says, China.

So it's an article about Washington Zoo's pandas. They're going back to China after 50 years. And Dante quoted it and said, China taking their pandas are going back to China after 50 years. And Dante quoted it and said, China taking their pandas back. So does that mean we can take back all of our military and technology trade secrets they've stolen for decades now? And I just said, bro, that's exactly what it means. You're onto something here. Yeah, yeah, totally that.

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I mean, it sounds like you stole a board seat from Del Toro. Oh, yeah. No, I'm on the board. I'm a part-time Barstool employee. I was like, it's definitely a joke, but it came up too many times. He said there was two seats available, and only one person got mentioned. Never one did I get offered one. I was sitting there the whole time like, yeah, we do have two seats.

Pabs, you should be on the board. Pabs, you should be on the board. It went from like – Let's just have Pabs on twice. It went from like I felt pretty like – not uncomfortable going, but like this is really nice of them, and like obviously like the whole Ralph Lauren party thing fell apart, so I was just going as just – just as a boy, and then now I'm on the board.

Were you doing anything special? No. I was just hanging. Were you talking shop? I don't think I was talking shop. I was talking a little fashion, a little comedy, a little barstool. Literally everything John is. John was probably talking those same three things.

I had to sum up John in three words of your fashion comedy bar show I was just doing it better just ten years younger yeah I mean it's just

we paved the way for these idiots they're standing on the shoulders of giants unbelievable I'm mad for you. I was talking about the dinner where the board seat came up.

And again, if they're listening, I'm acknowledging it's mostly a joke. But it came up so many times that it was like, what the fuck is going on? They had to explain. I probably didn't help my cause. I was like, so what's the board? What does a board do? I literally had to have what a board is explaining to me. They did it very well.

I get it now. Alright, I'll fuck off. Do you think they were like, oh god, they got me brought right. I'll fuck off. You think they were like, oh, God, the guy we brought here. His bunny's better. It's like, yeah, it's like going on like a date and like her friend's better or something like that. Yeah. I wish I took the other one. Fucking.

That was it with the. I think it happens in a lot of shows and movies. But when Kramer and the little guy go on dates and they're like, yo, let's switch. Let's switch. It really did fully switch. By the end of the day, Paz is handing me cameras, being like, you want to take a picture with me?

There's multiple pictures of John taking pictures. Get the fuck out of here. That's hilarious. Paz took a bunch of pictures of me. I don't think, I might have asked for a gelato picture or two. I don't think I ever asked him to take one. I took a bunch of Pavs unprompted.

Actually, I think everyone took a Pavs either. I took by myself or said, let me take a picture of you. There might have been one or two where he was like, hey, hey. Get this for me. I saw your tweet was from KFC Radio was – I mean mean I feel like even you were stunned by the gelato performance. It was shocking. It was – and there was no part of it that was a bit – like John didn't even ask me to like post anything. I posted it just because this is getting ridiculous.

I said to him, do you have 20? He goes, no. I said, what, 15? He goes, yeah yeah 15 to 20 the one night where we went we he had two earlier in the day and then we went to dinner and then on the walk home we probably passed 20 gelato shops and that's within like a mile and i would say every other gelato shop john stopped in did you get any i got it yeah i got it i i didn't get so he got seven that day. I had five that day probably. The gelato. I missed the gelato for breakfast that he had.

What gelato was just like creamier ice cream or something? What's better about it? What do you like better about it? The texture. It's softer. Yeah. So it's like in between soft serve and hard ice cream. Yeah.

And that makes it easier to mix. Fun fact about mixing ice cream. You think you want to match. That's a mistake. You think you want like, if you're going chocolate, you want a chocolate adjacent. No. You want to go fruit.

That's the way to go. That makes sense. I can see that. I don't think that's... That's not what your instinct will tell you when you stand at the gelato bar. Well, that makes sense. I can see that. I don't think that's... That's not what your instinct will tell you when you stand at the gelato bar. Yeah, yeah.

Because everyone will be like, I'll do a coffee and a chocolate. I'll do a coffee. I was like, I'll do a pistachio and a raspberry. And...

Pistachio is weird to me, man. It's terrible here. I got it in every... Yeah. How did that become a thing? What, pistachio? Pistachio?

It's your gut. Yeah, it's just like, why? It doesn't seem like it should be an ice cream, you know? No, it shouldn't. But I think it's one of the originals. Yeah, I know, I know. It's weird. It's like how with Skol, mint was the flavor before straight.

Oh, yeah. Why did you do that? That's funny. You did pistachio before cookie? Gelato. The king of gelato and the president of Del Toro. What a trip.

It was very fun. It was, Fred being I'm a non-golf guy. I used to be a caddy. The experience of watching golf live It's the worst, right? No, it's not the worst. It's like being

in Preakness where it's like a party and occasionally you see a horse. Occasionally you see a golfer. But the... And I think the Ryder Cup is different than other golf events because there's so few players. Most golf events you just kind of camp in a hole and everyone comes through.

Right, right, right. People only get a hole for 20 minutes at a time. Right, right, right. But the crowd is insane. Insane. In a good way? Yes, in a good way. First of all, that's just Europe.

Like, they just chant the whole time. Yeah, they had that one, like, techno song. I don't know that one. It was like, USA's Afraid. Oh, yes, yes, yes. Don't talk about the crowd. Europe's on fire, USA's afraid. Yeah.

But the... That was the crowd. Oh, I didn't hear the crowd. I saw the was the crowd That Oh I didn't hear the crowd I saw they did it on the bus Got it I didn't know the crowd was there But the They just do like

When there's not people at the hole The crowd's just like Well it's on us To entertain ourselves now And so like the crowd Is just like screaming Like And it goes

And like It's almost like the wave But way cooler Yeah Where they go On the left side What is it guys On the left side On the left side. What does it pass? On the left side.

On the left side of the cream. And then the middle goes, In the middle, in the middle, in the middle of the cream. And then everyone gets louder and louder and louder. Wait, so the Ryder Cup is like, if they have chance and shit for it, this is like their thing. It sounds like it's a way bigger deal To Europe than it is to USA

I don't know I would say Europe Does more of the chants And it's more of like A community thing And I feel like When it's in America It's just like

American flag Beer Yeah Kind of like a bro fest But that's like Yeah that's just sports Sports and arts In general like

Soccer you have a chance Here you just Fucking Chug beer and scream Yeah The It it is funny too like people getting upset not upset but being like it's a whole continent versus a country well their countries are smaller it's 300 million people versus you know it's not montana versus england like that would be a pretty comparable thing. I can't see, like, I would not get jacked up if the team was like, I wouldn't be like, let's go North America.

I guess I kind of would. I don't know. But, like, if you're talking about, like, sample size, not sample size, but, like, the group of people you have to choose from, I don't know the size of Europe. I imagine it's crazy if it was America versus England. I'm sure it's, we still dwarf them in

people. No. I bet they're bigger. You think they have hundreds of millions of people in Europe? In Europe? Hell yeah. Like 400 million people? I would guess like 600 million. I guess it's condensed, like... I think Europe... I think Europe is bigger than we think. You think about the...

Yeah, 742. Oh, well... You only think of me. Yeah, like Eastern Europe and shit gets weird. Western Europe is 195. I mean, that's what I'm talking about. Yeah, that's 100%. Yeah, yeah.

I don't think... Like the real Europe. I don't know where all the players%. Yeah. I don't think. Like the real Europe. I don't know where all the players are from. I don't think there's anyone. Eastern Europe has 300 million people. Yeah. I don't think there's one golfer from Eastern Europe. So Southern Europe.

Yeah, honestly, Southern Europe is just like people on beaches. Eastern Europe is just a bunch of people like stabbing each other with screwdrivers. Northern Europe is just 100 million drunk Irishmen. And then there's 195 million people in Western Europe to pick all the golfers from. I don't know where everyone's from on Team Europe. I would guess everyone's from either the UK. There were a few Nords. Where does Europe end?

Like is Kazakhstan in Europe? No. No, Asia is the Middle East, right? Yeah. So I think, like, right here, this is... Wait, where's Russia? Russia is Asia, right? It's Eurasia.

It's both. Half in Europe, half in Asia. That's crazy. They literally divided it in half, or you're just saying it's a little bit of both? I know Russia is considered a Eurasian country. I don't know what that means politically. Because, I mean, yeah, Russia... I think Russia's just Russia politically speaking.

Yeah, it just has its own... If the Stans are in Europe, that'd be crazy, right? Yeah. Well, Ukraine's Europe, right? Is Kazakhstan in Europe? One of the first things. Central Asia.

Yeah, okay. So that makes sense. Yeah, this Eurasian shit. This is bullshit. 15% of Kazakhstan is in Europe. 85% is in Asia. Well, which is it? You know? Is it like being half black and half white? You know what I mean?

It's like, you got any in you? You're Europe? I'm sure they're like, we're Europeans. You're only 15%. We're European, all right? I can say it, I'm 15%. Exactly, exactly. But the other part of golf crowds that's so ridiculous is the like

listening to the fans critique the players like that happens in every sport where you know like guys i was talking about yesterday we're like you go to a hockey game guys are gonna go shoot shoot or basketball like our guy was open kind of deal. But, like, the specific criticisms of golf are so crazy. It's like, oh, he went with a three-wood? Yeah. Right, right. I knew he was going to break five degrees to the right. Come on.

Like, I was thinking about it in hockey terms where it's like, I would be like, I'd have gone snapshot low blocker. Yeah, yeah. That's not where I shot the puck. Right. It is. It's crazy. And then, like, when they're critiquing, like That's not where it's shot to park. Right. It is. It's crazy. And then like when

they're critiquing like club choices it's like I think they fucking know better than you dickheads. Like realistically in the history of the world all the men on

the course right now have a top 100 knowledge of the game of golf. Yeah. Right. You play 15 times a year to get away from

your wife and you're going to go not the club I'd choose. That is fucking insane. That's not the club I'd choose that is fucking insane that's not the way I'd hit it that's insane so wait

do we end up we ended up getting waxed or we made a comeback or no I think there was like a little bit of hope Sunday morning but we were on the plane

so I didn't see much and this guy Patrick Chantley that was a great that was a great chant too they were like it ended up working in reverse cause then he fucking played his balls off last cause we were on 16 This guy, Patrick Chantilly. Cantillay. That was a great chant, too.

It ended up working in reverse because then he fucking played his balls off last. Because we were on 16. And the whole crowd, as they were coming down, just kept going. What was it? I have it on my phone. It was like, hats off of Cantillay. Hats off of Cantillay. And they were all waving their hats.

It was great. It was. It was great. So people hate that guy in the golf world? I'm like totally on his side. He's like, we should get fucking paid. I did not know they didn't get paid. I mean, people were like, they're rich, and it's an honor.

Shut the fuck up. The Ryder Cup generates something like $500 million in a weekend, and they don't get any of it. It's fucking insanity. I can't believe there's any argument at all. And even if, like, first of all, I think the Olympics is fucked up, too. But people are like, the Olympics. I'm like, okay, yeah, so it's another corrupt-ass situation. But there is, like, a set way and a tradition in that. And, like, the Ryder Cup, while I'm sure the golf world cares about it,

is, like, not even remotely comparable to a fucking, like, gold medal. No. You know? I agree. So, like, I can still – I still think it's stupid in the Olympics. But I can understand the argument of, argument of you're competing for your country. The Ryder Cup is just a fucking golf tournament. It makes half a billion dollars,

and the guys who golf in it don't get the money. I was like, oh, he wants to make more or something like that, and then they're like, no, he doesn't make any money. Just some. He wants to make some of the money. I think it was something like $200 And then they're like, no, he doesn't make any money. Just some. Just want to make some of the money. I think it was something like 200K I heard. It's like somehow there's like, it's almost like worse.

Yeah. You know, I'd rather zero than like split this 200 grand amongst these 10 billionaires. It's like, fuck you guys. I like, I don't know what his... The people who argue that people shouldn't get paid are the weirdest people in the world.

It's just nuts. Why should he get paid? Why does it affect you if a person gets paid for doing their job? No, but you know what also? It's like if, like, amateur sports were a thing. Yeah. They're not a thing. If, like, amateur sports was a thing where like nobody it was just for the purity of the game love of the game fine but there's always somebody

making a shit ton of money so why wouldn't it be the guys who create the fucking game yeah you know whether it's college football whether it's the olympics whether it's this it's like if nobody was cashing in then it's like like, okay, fine. We just have this very bizarre, preserved little piece of purity, and everybody gets to just compete for the love of the game. But as soon as there's sponsors and money and this and that, it's like, well, we're the stars of the fucking show. 1,000%. What is the argument against that?

People are like, no way. They should get the money. The TV company should get all the money. That will never translate to me and that's why i still can't believe how bad of a job uh sports leagues do of pressing back on like the billionaires like the owners anytime people are siding with the owners i'm like this is the easiest layup of a pr spin here and you guys somehow end up on the same level as them. It's one of the most insane things that, like, society, yeah, yeah, like, no,

the guy who's, like, sitting out training camp, and don't get me wrong, I've been guilty of it before, too, but, like, the guy who's sitting out training camp, he's wrong. The billionaire who's just sitting there collecting money for nothing is the right guy. It's, you know, I don't know how those guys don't execute better PR. I don't know.

Maybe now with social media they can do it better. But, like, if I was in any sort of dispute, I would be putting out that guy's numbers all day long. Here's how much he makes. Here's what he does. Here's what he doesn't do. I think Julian Edelman said that once where he's like, it should

be announced at the end of every year how much do they make what do the billion yeah everybody knows my my money why don't they know yours and i and i mean but like it is there enough you know what i mean it's like i guess we don't know the exact number but it's like okay they all make billions like you know what i mean it's it we know that it's far away more and then even the athletes get fucked where like they're like you see this huge number and then you're like, well, that's cut in half and then that's cut in 10%, which, don't get me wrong, their number's humongous anyway, but it's

a lot smaller than the number that gets the headline. Yeah, totally. I think, is it soccer, they do it after taxes? Yes. Yeah, it makes a lot more sense. And those numbers are... So when you hear that Ronaldo's making $400 million, that's after taxes? I think it's like, Ronaldo's making, like, $400 million, that's after taxes?

I think it's, like – I don't know what, like, Saudi Arabia does. I think it's, like, the Premier League announces after-tax money. I don't know what, like, the sport as a whole does. It might vary league to league. Right. That shit's crazy. Yeah. So I don't know if maybe Patrick Cantillay sucks as a person,

and that's why people are like, fuck that guy. But I don't know anything about any of these guys, so I'm just like, this is the logical answer. He might suck as a person. He might not be as cool as your other favorite golfers, but he is dead-ass accurate. I think our boy Max Holoma put on a display. He was the only one showing out for America, so shout out to him.

He was ice. I feel like there's nothing. I thought Max Homa, two years ago, was just the kind of shitty guy. I don't know anything. He might have been good then, too. I thought he was a goofy... I thought he was the not-very-good. Yeah, not very good, and he kind of just roasted regular people on Twitter with their golf shoes. I didn't know he was a goofy like i thought he was like the not very good like yeah the people not very good and he kind of just roasted like regular people on twitter with their yeah i didn't

know he's a fucking assassin i thought i knew that i knew that i learned it more recently than this weekend but i think this weekend even that he like he became a different level in my eyes well he's 32 now so he's young so a few years ago he's probably like just on this come up really yeah fucking around on social media and then it's like, oh, yeah, by the way, I'm awesome. Dude, speaking of American golfers, what the fuck happened to Brooks Koepka? Like, wasn't he the hot golf dude two years ago? Bro, I saw a video not too long ago where Fasoli cut in front of him. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

And I was like, that's not Brooks Koepka. Dude, I thought it was Phil Mic mickelson yeah look at it yo i don't want to hate because that was like a bag of shit like like that's that makes me like it more yeah well i mean that is like he's he's still very phil mickelson's a handsome man but like i thought he was like the hot call i don't know if he did esp in the body issue but something like that but like then I was like wait that's Phil Mickelson isn't that

like Brooks' thing though that he was kind of just like yeah I don't know man I guess I'm good at golf I gotta go drink some beers and chill out yeah

I mean look at that guy that guy is not the same guy as now that dude a thousand beers later just has that fat drinking face. Oh, is he an old?

Go old, baby. He's a Florida boy. He's still good? Yeah, for sure. Yeah, did they win this weekend? I don't know. Yeah, that is a guy who, like, I don't know. Did he have a kid?

That might be some dad weight. He just had a kid. Oh, okay. Yeah. Because there does come a time where you're just like, I don't fucking care. Yeah, that time probably isn't quite a kid with him. It was when he got half a billion dollars to go play for the Saudis and lost his soul. This is me when I had a soul.

This is me when I lost it soul This is me when I lost it That's so fucking true He probably just did some weird shit The last few years What's MBS kind of checked for? Don't get me wrong I'd make the same decision What is this headline? Unhinged? Oh

Why do we do this? Why do we all just laugh about Jersey Jerry openly talking to men about their wives, about his sexual fetish? That's fucking insane. It is. I have not watched this video. I don't want to watch it. Bro, it is so weird. It's weird, man.

It's so weird. I'm like, what is weirder, like how we exploit the autism or how we fucking do these questions? I don't know which one it is. You're either getting Frank or Jerry at any given moment on our Instagram. You know, it's funny. It's funny because it's weird. They laugh. It's not like I'm jerking off right now, but it's like it's weird. But they laugh. So it's not like I'm jerking off right now, but it's like he's gonna.

He's gonna. I did not watch that video. It's bizarre. Kind of tits your wife out. Yeah, right. That's what makes me funny. You asshole pink brown we're working with here. What?

I think – I mean, that is, like, people – the whole foot fetish thing is funny because it's, like, we don't view it as a sexual thing. So it's, like, yeah, look, it's just a foot. But for them, they're, like – so when they're asking questions in his head, he's, like – I guess I got to tip my cap to Jerry where he'll, like, I don't know. I wouldn't, because I wouldn't say I tip my cap to anyone else who does it with anything else. That's, like, it's only because you don't think of feet as sexual. It's like, if some dude's shtick was

what's your wife's tit size? Like, how big are her nipples? Yeah. He'd be like, throw this guy in jail. You would not be tipping your cap. It's crazy. And he just does it not be tipping your cat it's crazy and he does it with his smile so it's like that's jerry he's he's a wild one man um i was gonna say the uh one other thing that happened the uh at the airport there was a delta employee who was befuddled that we were flying to Leonardo da Vinci airport. Like, couldn't believe it.

Wait, where were you? We were at JFK. Okay, okay. And he's like, they named the airport after Leonardo da Vinci? And I was like... Yeah. I think he, like, invented flight. We're at JFK,

dude. The former mayor has a fucking airport here, LaGuardia. You think it's crazy? He's not a Ninja Turtle, you know. I was thinking that. Do you know there was actually a person behind it? He's a pretty important guy. I'm pretty sure he had the very first designs for planes and helicopters and shit. He's like

the father of flight. He is the reason we have the phrase a renaissance man. Yeah, he's like the smartest dude to ever exist. There are people who think that he is an alien. Can you imagine being so smart that someone's like, that's not a human. The only explanation is that this guy has a different strand of DNA. That guy's like a cold-blooded mammal who eats pizza in the sewers or something. Yo, that is one of the dumber things I've ever heard.

Did you just kill somebody and steal their uniform? You work here here right? I'm not the first person ever to go from JFK to Rome to be in the business and not know that or be that surprised yeah there it is that's his fucking thing which to be fair here

to like I don't know man you fucking saw a bird and drew it yeah I do think that a lot of shit you had the idea for an airplane you saw a bird and drew it. Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I do think that. A lot of shit. You know, if you had the idea for an airplane, you saw a bird. No, but you know what? Yeah, that's true. I think the helicopter's pretty smart, though. Yeah, it is.

To think about that. Because I would never think that this would make you go that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know? So I give him props for the helicopter. But yeah, like, fuck it, just make something that flaps wings. That's that. You know what that is?

That's Elon Musk of the 1400s Where he's just like What if I made this thing? And people are like wow This guy What if rockets could land too? Brilliant man The Bustin' with the Boys guys

Had somebody on talking about time travel It was just three guys. I mean, their brains were just – they were talking about the four dimensions, like three dimensions and four dimensions, and it was – I mean, their brains just shut off. It was unbelievable. Was it like a person who knew what he was talking about? No. Well, it was also a football player.

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for $20 off. Download GameTime today. Last minute tickets, lowest prices guaranteed. Alright, so we'll do Am I the Asshole and Voice Bills in a minute, but first, John, fun facts about Italyaly uh it's not not necessarily italy it's more more the vatican oh okay i'm sure i could i'm sure these are gonna be nice facts rafael died at an orgy yeah that's kind of gangster raf rafael's always

been the more gangster one yeah rafael and the At least in the Turtles. I don't know about the painters and the – Well, dude, they're all gangsters. Yeah. Like, I actually was – But, like, Michelangelo and Da Vinci were on a whole other level. I don't think Donatello and Raphael are on that level. No, but, like, so the – it was actually interesting learning about like how gangster they were because it was like – I was like trying to think about it in modern times. That's Raphael or his mistress?

Okay. I was going to say that's the pussy that killed him. But like sort of like they're talking about all this shit in the Vatican and – excuse me. Like I was kind of trying to think about it in modern times like the rape and stuff that they're on that raping of the kids and the uh the like the artists wouldn't listen to the popes which I was thinking about how like today like it is still people like you can't do that you can't do that but like it's still like culture's just gonna do it but like like for instance, when Michelangelo was painting the Sistine Chapel, he wouldn't let anyone see it.

Like, the Pope wanted to see it. He's like, nah, you're all set. For three years. Until it was done? Until it was done. Yeah. For three years. No one could come into the Sistine Chapel.

They're like, the Pope. Like, at the time. Like, God. And, like, he listened? He wasn't just like, fuck you? Yeah, he's like, if you want to come in, I'm going to stop doing it and I'll be done And they're like, well we want you to finish it Dude, that's the fucking, you got the goods man You got the goods

So for three years Dude, the Sistine Chapel is so fucking dope It is dope, but also like It's not as dope as you think Like, because when you go in there I was very nervous that I was going to walk in And find God. And be, like, be overcome with, like.

Well, let's not be crazy. But, like, there's the channel. Like, sometimes when I walk into a church, like a regular-ass church, I'm like, whoa, this feels different. There's, like, a whatever. And I was worried I'm going to walk into Sistine Chapel and be like, son of a bitch, I'm a Catholic now. Fucking A. And I felt the exact opposite i was like this is stupid not not like not not the not the artwork itself but like all the people crammed in oh well yeah

that part it didn't feel very holy no yeah well it's not it's a fucking attraction now right i mean but it's it's also to be fair it's also not like disneyfied like where you're not like yeah everything's being sold and shit like that. It's just a lot of people. Right. I felt God more in St. Peter's Basilica than I did in Sistine Chapel. But, so for three years, Michelangelo doesn't let anyone in to the Sistine Chapel. They come in, everyone's fucking naked all over the place. Like, all the angels are naked

And they're like what the fuck Mike Like you can't have pussy You're a fucking perv Cock all over the place It wasn't like hidden It was like dick and balls and pussy And I'm going to look up what the Pope's name was

Pope Paul the third What the fuck Michael Like what the Pope's name was. Pope Paul III. What the fuck, Michael? Michael, what the fuck is this? It was Pope Paul III and Cardinal Biagio. And they're like, you got to fucking fix this. You got to put fucking cover it all up. And he was like, word, word, my bad, my bad. Let me fix it.

You guys come back in a little bit. All he did was put Biagio, the cardinal who was really demanding it, he just changed the devil's face on the judgment day to his. To his face? That's gangster. All done, boys. Check it out. Fixed it.

That's hilarious. And then he also, there is, I think it's St. Michael is in the middle, and he's holding flayed skin because he, like, flayed himself for God or whatever the fuck he did. And Michelangelo put his face on that because he was so depressed. His own face? His own face. They're like, yeah, he's pretty autistic and depressed.

I was going to say, that's the original sad boy right there. You think you had sad boy season. But then they were like they're like you gotta fix it and he was like i will not put anything over all those dicks and balls and and they were like i think he was like in his 60s at the time or maybe he was in his 40s and died in his 60s but like they're like he's gonna die soon like we'll fix it when he's done yeah and then out of spite he lived for 20 more years did they cover it up not until he died and what they covered up with was like the fig leaves and all that it's like cloth like that kind of shit dude so that sucks that i didn't

realize that like you know that the original is not like they just fucked up the originals yeah they were like too many too many dicks and balls um but then another interesting thing i learned michelangelo wasn't a painter he learned to paint to paint the sistine chapel they were like too many too many dicks and balls but then another interesting thing I learned Michelangelo wasn't a painter he learned to paint to paint the Sistine Chapel they were like they were like

you want to paint the Sistine Chapel I was like I guess I can figure it out he was a sculptor he was an artist but he wasn't a painter he had to he had to like go away to learn how to

but to be fair that's like I don't know I mean if you can like sculpt and shit you probably can paint right he had to go away to learn how to paint. To be fair, that's like, I don't know. I mean, if you can sculpt and shit, you probably can paint, right? He had to go away to learn how to paint. He had to go away to learn how to make paint. He didn't know how to make it. He went away to Florence for like two years to learn how to make paint.

Yeah, yo, that's probably the hardest part, to be honest, is the fucking. Nowadays, you just go buy a bottle of paint. Back then, you probably had to make it. I'll figure out what to paint. I'll make the pictures. What do I do? Where do I get it from? And then he also changed how painting worked.

Because no one used to paint. Because he was a sculptor, and he had a very strong knowledge of the human body. Muscles and stuff like that. No one used to paint like that. It would just be like blobs. He was like, I'll just make it like a slug of statue. Like look fucking really shit that's what i mean the david is nuts when you look at the veins and the the ball sack skin and stuff it's crazy which is also sucks for us that like

that's not what people look like like at all and he just thought that's what the like it's like the purest form of man it's like it's a meme but yeah yeah like that still defines what a man is today yep which is insane if he had just if he had just put like some love handles and some shit on there yeah which is what everyone looked like right but the the last thing uh is that he did this in like the vein of the ancient egyptian statues and stuff like that which is why it's just marble and it's not colored or anything like that

little did he know ancient Egyptian statues actually were all painted and shit like that it had just washed off by his time so now everyone still makes statues like this it's wrong they're supposed to be painted and shit like that however the painted ones because there still are a couple very creepy they paint the eyes on and. Yeah, that's a little too much.

They paint the eyes on and everything. Yeah, yeah, that's fucking weird. This is the better one. This is the better version. It's not what he was intending, but it is for sure the better one. How about Johnny Renaissance over here? Johnny Fun Facts. He gets passionate about it.

When I was a little, little kid and I heard about painting the roof of the Sistine Chapel, I thought he just painted the ceiling. Just like with a roller? I was like, what little kid and i heard about painting the sistine the roof of the sistine chapel i thought he just like painted the ceiling like just like a roller i was like what's the big deal i never even considered the idea that you could have like because art goes on the wall not on the ceiling i was like so what the fuck is the big deal just rolled it on and he you can't lie down to paint so like he like he like he was like hanging wasn't he i think i think he was building platforms and standing but he's standing like this this. And fucked up his arm really bad. I heard. Have you heard of this fucking Indian guy?

This guy. We want to talk about gangster. This guy. His name is like Amir. I don't know. Some Indian shit right has had his arm up for 50 straight years in honor

of some Hindu shit in honor of Shiva this is the 50th year I'm gonna hire a private detective to follow right no fucking way first of all he goes to sleep at night so bullshit yeah it's so funny because when you google him it's just like every article is from like a couple years ago like they're all

just like almost 50 years almost 50 years it's close to 50 years and now we finally hit 2023 since 1973 he's just been doing this i i will say his arm is fucked his his hand dead his yeah they say uh oh is that actually dead now? Because they said that putting it down now might like break it. Like the blood is all gone and like the skin and shit. Oh my god. Yeah. So looking at it, I do believe him.

But I also don't – like I believe that during awake hours, he always has it up for 50 years. Look at that paw, bro. That is. John. Why is it only becoming a thing now? This is the stupidest fucking thing that any human has. Oh, is this hand down? Yeah.

What year was that photo taken? I don't think that's him. Oh, yeah. Okay. Oh, okay. That was racist. I don't think so. That's the same guy.

What does the caption say? Sadhu is a holy man devoted to Hinduism. Yeah, that's him. That's his arm now. We've gotten too loose with the that's racist because they get people look alike. Yeah. I don't know, man. They look alike.

Indian guys with white beards and white hair. It's like they're comparable looking people. I looked quick and thought they looked alike. That's not insane. There's somebody out there who doesn't have arms or broken arms or sick or whatever. People who couldn't do anything with their life and like and then this is what you you choose to do you choose to just hold your arm above your head until your hand turns into a little monkey paw looks trim i'll give them that i mean the proof's in the pudding that arm is so fucked up but like i guess i'm thinking like 12 hours a day for 50 years i think like 50

percent of the time that arm's down i would go tell him just so you know this only got 3.2 thousand likes on twitter so just put your fucking arm down i know what you're doing it's been a 50 year quest to go viral you went kind of viral it's not. It's over. 50 years, and it's all to just be like I'm devoted to Shiva, which is like one of the main dogs, like main guys in Hindu, where it's like – it would be like if someone was doing this for Jesus, and it's like, yeah, we already know, man. Yeah. You don't need to raise awareness for Jesus. We get it.

It's NFL's Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Yeah. That's exactly what it is. We fucking know. Everyone just – we're all paying – you guys heard of breast cancer? We fucking get it, It's NFL's Breast Cancer Awareness Month. Yeah, that's exactly what it is. We fucking know. When everyone just wore all pink. You guys heard of breast cancer? We fucking get it, dude. Put your arm down. Because we're about to give 5% of this to them.

Remember when I got caught? Yeah. The NFL is giving 5% of all of their pink sales to cancer. That was crazy. This guy, you know, if you're in the neighborhood, you got gotta just run over and whack his arm down Just falls off I know the St. Joe's hawk A lot of times the mascots

Will try to stop him Oh really That's a fraction Of this guy 50 years with his arm in the air Fucking dickhead What is A cause that you could get down with Of this guy. 50 years with his arm in the air. Fucking dickhead. What is a cause that you could get down with?

50 years. Not you doing it. But if someone was like, I've kept my arm up for 50 years for XYZ. Oh, go back to that paw. Go back to his paw. That thing is mangled, bro. Although the nails, somebody must be clipping his, oh, I guess the nails don't grow because you don't get any blood or anything.

Looks like he's jerking a dick off between his fingers. Jerking his dick off. Like that finger that's sticking up, right? Yeah, looks like a little. The pain was initially unbearable, but he persevered, and now his muscles are atrophied,

making it impossible to put his hand down without causing nerve damage. Fuck this guy. This guy sucks. I was going to say racism ending it would be a cause I could get behind, but it's been in NFL end zones for three years, and I'm pretty sick of it. So not that one. That's not doing it. That's not doing it that's not doing it

uh like like like one arm up for fast and furious for the whole fucking feature you know of one hour for family how long do you think you keep your arm up if i said i gave you like a you know a dollar a second or a dollar a minute you know something like that. I just get bored. I would guess hours. I don't think so. I don't know. That seems like one of those things, I bet you, that's really fucking hard. It's like doing those things in gym class.

You do it for like 10 seconds. But I don't know. This is... I feel like at some point you have to tie it. Tie it to your head or something. I could – I'm going to give myself – I could get a half day. Like if it's a – A half a day?

If it's like a hugely important thing. Twelve hours? I will be having a wait day. Waking hours? Yeah. Yeah. And not – like no resting on the head. You got to be –

Yeah. Like if it's worth my while. Like I couldn't – I wouldn't just do it for fun here. But like – I feel like you have too big of an arm. Maybe. That's a heavy arm. Yeah.

You're holding up probably a good amount. Yeah, I'm already a little tired. That was five seconds. If you're listening at home, John had his arm up for five seconds. I can already feel it. Yeah, yeah. I think eventually you got to like find a – like it just locks in or something. Dude, the nerve I have pinched in my neck right now is so fucking bad,

and the only way to really get the relief is to do this. So you just catch me at home like this all the time now. Like I put my arm down. It's like it's numb. Put my arm up. Nothing. Gone. That is –

That poor fucking nerve is just like like put your arm above your head keep it up there um so yeah i'm the asshole for keeping my arm up for 50 fucking years for some shit that nobody even i i everybody already fucking knows this is i i i'm not gonna ask this because i know i'm definitively not the asshole but in traveling like why do people handicap people get to skip the line? I think it's because they are a pain in the ass to, like, seat and stuff like that. On a plane, I'll give it to you. Yeah.

If you're boarding the plane, I'll give it to you. Well, that's what we're talking about. I got cut yesterday on the taxi line. Well, was it a handicapped taxi? No. No, they just cut. I was in a taxi line at JFK. That's some bullshit.

Someone was like, hey, there you go. And by the way, the woman just got up and got in the cab. I was going to say, was it just an old woman who didn't want to walk? I get if you're like, you can't. You're so fucking fat. That's what 95% of them are. You're just so fucking morbidly obese. Yeah.

That like, you can't stand in line so long so like fine whatever but sit in line then yeah like yeah that is fair you gotta see my mom is basically disabled at this point but she's not fat and she she can like stand up and shit yeah so when i see things like that now i'm like ah because like my mom can walk like 10 feet and you'd be oh, she's faking it. It's like, no, she's done. Yeah, yeah. No, I get that. But also just, yeah, why does she – like if it was a – if you were really handicapped and you had like a chair and then you needed the lift and all that, and that guy comes, it's like, all right, well, let that person take it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But if it's just regular cars – I fucking hate those van caps. I feel like I'm in a paddy wagon. It's actually kind of fun. It's a trip back there, man. But boarding the plane, I get TSA and taxi. Why are you cutting?

Just stay in line with the rest of us in your fucking seat. Yeah, no, I'm with you on that, man. That feels like give a mouse a cookie. Like, okay, let him get on the plane because they, you know, it's a whole fucking thing. And then they're like, let him get off the plane. Let me get on the taxi? Let me get on the roller coaster? Let me get a seat at the restaurant?

Let me get, you know, and they just fucking took them all. Speaking of fat people, Europe is just doing it right, man. No fat people Europe No fat people No fat people anywhere No fat people, no homeless people No dogs No what I'm kidding about that I don't even know what I'm kidding about I was going to say it could be a bunch of different things

But it's crazy You walk around And you're just like Oh Everyone's just Well yeah Bro I saw two dogs The whole time

It was amazing Well you know what though But you go to like Greece And there's dogs everywhere There's homeless dogs Stray dogs Really Yeah

Like at the beaches And shit like that Like on you know Like Greece You think Greece Like Santorini Like the white You know

Yeah There's dogs See I like I actually would prefer A fucking straight homeless dog. Yeah. I think rather than someone's dog who's just – Oh, yeah. Like a stray dog just to keep to its own business.

Oh, they're just like there to live. Yeah. They're just like trying to get some food and, you know, they're not like bothering anybody. Again, I like dogs as dogs. I don't like dogs when they treat like people. It bothers me So like When it's like Oh he's just playful

Like I'm fine If this was a kid I'd be like Get the fuck away from me It's not mine It's so true It is It's so true

It was like I was like wow This is crazy Bottom line There's a thing jumping on me I saw Dude I saw I literally

I think I saw two dogs The whole trip And then I got out of the cab In New York York my street and like opened the door and this is like some girl on the phone on her phone talking is their dogs taking a shit like I'm not saying you're supposed to watch it but like it's so weird just like people are like when they're just walking their dog it's just like this is an

accessory I have like so weird dude like when I whenever I walk my dog like I'm talking to the whole time yeah yeah we're hanging hanging out. We're fucking chilling. Yeah, it's almost like if you're doing that, like, why do you even have a dog? Yeah. Like, everyone you see walking their dog around here, it looks like a chore. Like, no one is, like, playing with it. Like, I don't know. Like, don't get a dog.

Yeah. But whatever. Dude, I watched a guy. I mean, this dog took a shit that had to be, like, eight or nine pounds. It just, like, kept coming. And I watched him, like, do the bag nine pounds it just like kept coming and i watched him like do the bag and it like barely fit in the bag and i was just like i know you guys out there really really really love your dogs i just like that there's no nothing um i don't want to do that i don't want to have to pick up your mountains of shit all the time you better be like the

most awesome fucking dog in the world, dude. Yeah, Europe. Europe. I don't know why they're not fat. I guess it's just like all that shit about like high fructose corn syrup and GMOs and all that's just real. Yeah, it seems like it. Seems like.

Or it's just that like they don't eat like assholes. No. I mean, every meal we ate was four hours long with like six courses. Yeah. And they're still skinny? Pasta can't be like that different, right? It's like they put shit in that makes us fat, bro. I mean like how many fat people did you see?

Like fat. There were a couple people who were like me. But like it's not like fat people. Yeah, it's not even an option. If they were a fat person, they were in an Atlanta Braves hat. Yeah. And I say that because I saw two of them, they were both in Atlanta Braves. Yeah, they used to stick out like a sore thumb.

Like, no matter how much you ate too, you just still felt fine afterwards. Like, I'll just have like a Chipotle here, or I'll have just like any of these places, Kava, and like a little bit, I'm sick. I'll have like six course meals and feel great after yeah like i can't eat i really can't eat mcdonald's anymore just like regular mcdonald's like get a couple burgers i can eat the fries but if i eat like a big mac i'm like yeah and not when i'm drunk not when i'm hung over just like

straight regular yeah you start getting hung over from food. Yeah, that's the problem, man. But even then, like, so, like, if you go to, like, Whole Foods and you get, like, regular chicken, is that the same as Europe chicken? Or do they have it even better? I don't know. Because I feel like I, my thought, and I have no idea what I'm talking about. But I think that, like, part of it is, like, the country's so big and we gotta ship everything everywhere that you're like putting preservatives in so even if it's like organic it's still like loaded up with some shit because it's got a fucking drive-in from like idaho you know whereas like they're just like yeah i got this from the farm next door i don't know what i'm talking about but i'm just wondering because it's like because you could still eat like you

know like organic free range chicken or whatever and i feel like it's still not the same i would guess you're right farm to table i remember when i was in portugal and i went to a uh i went to a uh what do you call what you call dancing horses dancing horses yeah what it's it's called dressage oh oh yeah yeah i know yeah uh it's literally i mean it's just dancing horses yeah it's spelled like dressage but i think it's yeah they uh i went to a farm it was actually wow we had like a private horse dancing show while they this on this trip no no i went to portugal with my parents a few years ago and uh we like it felt like almost like medieval times-esque like we're just like up there yeah yeah food. Dance for us. It's like the horses come out.

The horses just go – if you've never seen it, it's like a horse doing like the Running Man. It's like – they just like – have you ever seen it? It's D-R-E-S-S-A-G-E. It's just like the horse like doing a little two-step. It's pretty cool. Well, I don't know about cool. Dude, it's like – It is like the horse looks cool. Well, I don't know about cool. Dude, it's like, that horse is just cool.

It is, like, the horse looks cool. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. It's like, that's a cool horse. Like, if you saw a black person doing a dance like this, you'd be like, this horse has swag. It's very, when I first saw it, I remember I was like, I blogged it for Barstool, and I was like, what the fuck is this shit? And Dave commented, he was like, First Lady's going to be bullshit about be bullshit about this because it's like a you know big time thing in the horse world but they that ain't even it like she this this this this one's just strutting she's got a

stroll to her but like when they really get cooking it's it's like run a man on a beat run a man on a beat, running man on a beat. But they were like, on this farm, the steak was killed, like, cooked and cooked and all that stuff. And I was like, hmm, doesn't have that poison taste to it. Right. I think that's, even if it's, like, a good fucking cut of meat, it's like we, you know, loaded it up with some shit to keep it fresh. I like preservatives. It turns out I like steak. I like preservatives. It turns out I don't like steak. I like preservatives.

I like preservatives, yeah. Look at that. Look at that. Look at that. I have no fucking clue how you teach a horse to do this. How the fuck do you teach a horse to be swaggy? That horse walks like me. Yeah, it's got the bounce.

Look at that, dude. Look at that. It's just like, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh. It's got the fucking pop and ankles. They come over as I be cutting my steak, and they'll be like, you like this? I'm like, pretty good. Like, I can understand, like, you kind of, like, lead a horse, and then you, like, make it run over and jump over a thing. And it's like, oh, that's how it learns to jump over the obstacles.

Or, like, you whack it so it runs faster. there's music oh yeah oh yeah like they gusta te gusta get a little fucking swaggy with it you know um but yeah that's that's my take on horse dancing ritual you can talk fantasy football with your friends all day, but asking them for health advice? Not the move. That is what I always say. The people you talk fantasy football with, not the people you want to go to for health advice. Ritual takes the guesswork out of the vitamin game.

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Taylor Swift has only made sweet, I worry that Taylor Swift has only made sweet, passionate, romantic love, you know, to artists. There are guitars involved. There candles somebody cries um and she's about to get you know you know the word um by a 6'5 professional athlete her mascara is gonna run i hope's ready. I don't think she is. I love that chick.

Six-five professional athlete. All these videos of her. I mean, she is a smitten kitten. All the ones where she's like, you see him? You see him? I mean, it's either the greatest show on earth or she's just fucking all about Travis Kelsey. Dude, it is. It's so funny.

Watch it. I fell asleep last night, like, a little after halftime. But the – Oh, so you didn't see the Jets get fucked? Watching people, like, get – Like, I tweeted last night, like, people were like, why are we talking about Taylor Swift? Like, those are the only people who constantly refresh Twitter and are like what the fuck are we why are we like it's not just tails if it's every topic ever yes that twitter is talking about who cares kim kardashian

it's like it's all the same fucking thing what everyone's talking about yeah but the um the trent trent actually tweeted about this where he was like, everyone has their theory on why they're dating. There are three. Everyone's like, I figured it out. It's marketing. Yeah, dude. Congratulations. Right.

You're a fucking genius. Everyone has a theory and everyone thinks – first of all, everyone has their theory is a quote because, again, there are two of them. It's to promote the Arros Tour or to promote Pfizer. And they're all marketing-based, and everyone thinks they're the first person who thought maybe it's that. My favorite is that the Eros Tour needed marketing. Right, 100%. She made $1 billion doing it. The highest-grossing tour ever that sells out in seconds to the point that the government is suing Ticketmaster.

And it's like 18 months old. Now we need it? Like what? No. It is. I don't think you can get a ticket to the heiress tour. Why would it need marketing? I think it's impossible.

It's just automatically sold out. Huh? The movie set records for the highest grossing sales in an opening weekend. It's the highest gross highest opening sales i'm i think she just wants to get fucked but i'm not saying it's not marketing i'm just saying if you think it is you're not the first person to think that yeah i mean you're not a genius who cracked the code i'm sure when you play on this level all of it is like you know hey let's get some let's get some pub let's make the people dance let's let like, you know, hey, let's get some, let's get some pub.

Let's make the people dance. Let's, let's set, you know, social media on fire sort of thing. That was when she's like, you know what I think it is? I think it's PR.

Whoa. I think Travis, did you know, did you know Travis Kelsey got a lot of followers? That was, dude, when,

yeah, that was great. She was like, trying to be nice But she was also like Stop fucking doing that Will Compton That video Will When he was like so

Truly believed That Travis Kelsey was bigger than her Did you see that? No Oh it's so good Oh wait on the bus? Yeah Yeah

I mean like When he was like He's like Taylor Swift big But like now she's in the NFL. I was like, this dude, the only thing he knows is the NFL. And then when they broke down the Instagram followers, he's like, okay, well, maybe not. Not even fucking close, dude.

For anyone who hasn't seen the video, they go to check the Instagram followers of the entire NFL league, 27 million followers. Taylor Swift, 27 27 million followers, Taylor Swift, 272 million followers. To be fair, that who's the highest in the NFL though. It's probably higher than 27 million. Like following, following the account.

I would guess it's probably Brady. And I would guess Brady's got like three. Really? I feel like following at NFL is weirder. Yeah. I know. I agree with that. I guess,

but 27 is a lot. Yeah. So yeah, you're probably, yeah. If Brady only has 14der. Yeah, I agree with that. I guess, but 27 is a lot. Yeah, so you're probably, yeah, if Brady only has 14. So, yeah, I mean, 272. But then, you know, you go into that, like, Selena Gomez has 430. That's crazy. Selena Gomez has almost all of Europe following her. Minus the Eastern Europeans, because we already established they don't count. Are we going through something right now? the Eastern Europeans because we already established they don't count.

Jackie. Jackie, stop. You put it on TikTok. I know, but like it sounded like I was hiding it from you guys. I just can't hear myself. Jackson, slide over. Slide over. Honestly, you switch with me.

I'll run that. You can go out of the room while we play it. No, I physically cannot. Okay, fine. I'll go out of the room. I'll come back down. I'm fully going through something right now where if I have to spend the night in my apartment alone with my thoughts, I physically cannot do that. I looked to see if there's any kind of tickets for anything tonight.

Obviously, Jets Chiefs. Forgot about that. I asked all my friends. I was like, will you go to this game? I don't care about football. I just cannot be alone with my thoughts. Nobody's down. I'm still down.

I would rather go to a Jets game alone than be with my thoughts. I mostly was joking with my friends about going alone. I think we can do it. This is on the train. I was kind of starting to regret my decision here. And then I'm in line. I realized I'd bought a fake ticket for 160 bucks, but then the woman let me in because she felt bad for me. And so then I just ended up deciding to go to my seat that I was supposed to go to, which was empty of this, me drink a beer and then laughing. Cause

I'm like, wait, what am I doing right now? Then I was looking down at the seats below and I was like, well, why there's a lot of empty seats. Like, why don't I just, I was looking down at the seats below and I was like, well why there's a lot of empty seats Like why don't I just I was really never by the bracelet kind of don't mind this video And I looked at the seats below and I was like, well, why don't you go closer? So then I just kind of walked my way into the seats that were close So you could tell I'm very close to the field and then I looked and I was like, well I could kind of go even closer and I did shit $ 700 tickets and nobody doubted an eye

which is kind of cool and then some woman befriended me she was very drunk she was fun she was a good time and then this is the chiefs winning and i was kind of rooting for the jets but also for taylor swift's sake like i didn't want them to think that she's a mush and so i'm happy that they won. And now I'm back home, and genuinely, genuinely, that was, like, everything that I could have asked for. I never felt awkward at any point. I mean, I had, like, a few beers, so that probably helped,

but, like, nobody looked at me weird. You can just walk in wherever you want. Turns out nobody really checks the seats. I unfortunately did not see Taylor Swift or Blake Lively or any of the A-listers there. But I got that drum curl. And that's all that I need. You can go to a football game alone. Who knew? I didn't.

You're good, Jack. I mean, I was fully prepared to say that this is I'm all about a whole bunch of things. You can go alone. You can't go to a football game alone. No, you can't.

Apparently. That's exactly. The fact that you just walked down to the field kind of negates any sort of, anything that I was going to clown you with is like, but you just like walked onto the field. I was, the next cut, I was ready to be like, so then I was playing quarterback. That was, that was just like, so like you can just do anything you want. You can do anything you want. The fact that the woman was just like,

let this poor bitch in. I don't know what happened. I like, I got scammed. Where'd you get your ticket? You didn't use game time. I should have used game time. And I didn't didn't and then she just and what's weird was like the whole row was taken up by somebody named like Ralph Nichols and so I was like did I black out and go by Ralph by the whole row I was like I know I'm not doing well

I don't think whatever and um Nichols and uh no but like it was so seamless like i could just like because it was just me and all myself so i could just weave up to the front of lines like it was honestly a fantastic time it was like so low-key like it was the most is usually a nightmare you didn't it was because i just literally weaved to the front of the lines every single time like it was so it was literally like just in and out and everything just like there was one time my phone was about to run out of battery too and i was like oh god like i did not think this through and then i just when i sat like i went up and i sat in the random seat and then i looked and there was like this portable phone charger in front of me and i was like okay well like i can't take some

guy's seat if he comes back and like also be using his phone charger. And then I waited. Nobody came. So I was like, I'm going to use this. And I wouldn't have been able to get home if I couldn't have like done that. Yeah. So it just all worked out. But yeah, it. I mean, I wouldn't recommend doing it again.

I would. But I also. Yeah. I mean, like everything worked out for you. It's weird seeing you like realize this now. Like this hasn't been happening your whole life. You can do these things all the time. It turns out pretty girls can just do whatever they want.

You can do that at a restaurant. You can do that at a bar. You can do that at a concert. You can just do whatever you want. It was also something where I was with my friends. We were out drinking. I was with my friend and her boyfriend. They were not down.

It was a joke. It started as a joke. Like, oh, my God, what if I just went alone? And then like – You decided yesterday? I decided yesterday. It was like two hours before the game, and I was like – It was two hours before the game, and you're like, you know what I need to do right now?

Go to New Jersey. Yeah, it's a fucking hike, though. I was like, if I go home right now, I'm going to kill myself. Yeah, I'll be honest. That video starts dark. I was like, we should have you in front of the viewer. You all right, Jackie? No, I'm fine.

People keep texting me. They're like, are you okay? It got a lot better. When it started, I was like, maybe we shouldn't watch this. Maybe this is not a good segment. No, it was fine. And I didn't kill myself. It was a hell of a game.

Is this what the show is like a lot, like with me? Whoa, whoa. Did you go because of Taylor, or did you just want it because of this joke? No, just because I pulled up, actually, the Game Time app, and I was like, what can I do tonight? And then the first thing that came up was the Chiefs whatever game, Chiefs-Jets game. And I saw it, and I thought I could get more people to go because of Taylor.

And that's why I was kind of pushing for it. And then nobody wanted to go. So I was like, I'll go. Well, because you know you don't get to, like, sit with her. Well, obviously I knew that. But then I was like, you know. Did you try? No.

I was like, you know. Did you try? No, I couldn't. Honestly, I was debating. There were times I was just going under ropes, going under whatever. I felt invisible. I was like, I can do whatever I want right now. If you just do things, I think security will be like, well, nobody, no regular person would do that. So it must be. That happened at the Ryder Cup.

We just walked across the course. Just jumped on. Just go. We took a picture. We took a picture in the middle of the 16th fairway. That's great. Eventually, security guards were like, what the fuck? The second time we tried to do it, like, what the fuck?

But even then, half of our group went anyway. I pussied out on that one. But we just lifted the rope, walked under, had a bottle of wine with us. Pav set up his camera on the phone. We took a picture on the 16th fairway and then walked through the 12th hole. If you do anything confidently, nobody questions you. I almost wish I tried that. But I remember just the other day someone was like, you can just bake a pie.

And I was like, I can just bake a pie. But I don't actually want to bake a pie. So I was kind of like, what's – But it's been in my head. Like, you can just bake a pie. And I was like, you can just go to the game alone. Like, there's nothing fucking stopping you. I like that.

Bake a pie. You can just bake a pie. I was saying that to Pabs yesterday when we were coming to the airport that, like – I might have said this already. The last time I went to Amsterdam, I took a nap on the plane. I watched an episode of The Office, took a nap, and I woke up,

and the plane, like the map tracker, was already in England, and I was like, why do I do this all the time? It was time tracking. This is like, I took a nap,

and I'm in England. I should come to England more. Right. I should bake a pie. Yes. Bake a pie. Yeah. Anyway, so.

I could bake the pie. You had fun? It was actually so much fun. It's not like your first NFL game or anything, is it? No, it wasn't. It wasn't. But it was just like, I never felt weird. I never felt awkward at any point.

I would not. Like, you'll probably be safe. But I don't know. I think it's a little bit dicey to go to a football game if you're alone with your girl. I, like, picture myself as Ronda Rousey, pretty much. And so it's like, I don't know i think it's a little bit dicey to go to a football game if you're alone if you're a girl i like picture myself as ronda rousey pretty much and so it's like i yeah is going to but i understand like if i think you're all right i think i think if somebody knew you were there alone like if the wrong person knew i think if you see a girl you're just like i don't know she's with her boyfriend she's with her dad whatever if a bunch of drunk weirdos knew

that a girl was alone in a football game, that would make me nervous. Yeah, but I also think like – Yeah, 99% of the time you're probably fine. It would just – You're as safe as you are in the world, which is not safe. Well, that's – yeah. I wouldn't tell you to go walking alone at night. Yeah.

There was a girl who just got straight up kidnapped from a Mavericks game. She was at the game with her dad, and she went to the bathroom, and it was like a guy like he didn't like grab her he just like convinced her to like walk out and they just had like the security footage of her just walking

out of the building and it was just like That's insane. Yeah. Who's my dad? No. I'm a fully grown man if I'm at the game

you can't convince me to leave my dad. And I'm here with somebody. There's probably something wrong with it. I'm here with somebody. I don't understand how in Sweden they just can leave their babies outside.

I think Nate recently told me. They just leave their babies outside, but here people are always trying to snatch them up. What's the difference between America? Like they'd go to a game and leave the babies outside? They'll go to the grocery store and they just leave all the strollers outside. It wasn't they who told me this.

It was you. Oh. I'm pretty sure. You might have told me this in Louisiana. I think we actually have been. It's been mind-boggling me for a little bit. Are you sure it's real? I'm pretty sure it's real.

I saw the thing that they leave the babies outside overnight. The cold was good for them. Yeah. What? Yeah. They put them outside. You can't be leaving a baby out overnight, but apparently you can. Which is America. This is a point for me.

Because I've long said that we don't even check if babies can raise themselves. Let's at least give it a shot. We're just babying them all the time. Just babying these babies. No one's ever just left a baby at home for a weekend. I don't know.

He'll probably figure it out. I'm pretty sure people have done that and they've died. Weren't you left alone? Yeah, I was left alone really young. Look at me. I'm fine. Look at me. I'm fine.

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Am I the asshole for embarrassing my fat friend for thinking she has a chance with me that is gonna be a tough one uh male 21 years old been friends with this girl female 19 for some time let's call her tina tina has a good looking face but she's kind of overweight about oh man this guy puts the numbers on it this guy is cooked about 5 3 and 145 we have known each other for some time and she's really sweet and funny she says i'm one of her closest friends ever and i feel the same way about her so naturally i'm a flirty guy i make jokes and i'm physical as in holding hands around the shoulder etc holding hands is a little weird yeah arm around the shoulder is one thing if you hold hands with a girl i would for sure be like something's going on here. Yes.

And if you're not, you're leading her on. Bro, holding hands is a big thing. You're holding hands with that fat girl. You're fucking her. Yeah. I don't think I ever held hands with anybody other than someone I'm into. Yeah. And Mincy.

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them, but never the good ones. These are all in quotes. Oh my god. By that time, Tina started mumbling something about how she had some work to do, and I actually stormed out of the main door. Late at night, my boys shouted after her, calling her a drama queen, but I guess I made things worse. Long story short.

How old were those people? 19 19 and 21 these dudes are clearly incels like you invited people over to play video games yeah you like i i don't know the female body at any stretch at any point 531 45 does not sound big at all to me that like no it's not i mean i i have no idea what weights or whatever people weigh but like that sounds like a completely normal looking person yeah Yeah. And between that and your drama queen and cheek pinching in the video games, these dudes are insult losers. Yeah, I mean

it's also when you see ages like you don't realize like 21 and 19, you're talking about like literal children. Yeah. This is just like children who don't know how to behave, you know what I mean? You think you're in college. You think you might know like any – you're right.

You're basically the same as like my kids. You know what I mean? The difference between like 10 and 19 is like nothing. I can't – I didn't read that. I only saw the headline. I mean in what world would – I want to see if there's any – Afterwards, I went to another friend of mine asking for advice on how to woo Tina back. And said friend freaked out and called me an asshole for hurting Tina's feelings.

I told her I thought Tina could handle it. Honestly, as always, she seemed so chill in the past. I mean, this is not even like a, like, you know, yeah, girls are different than guys, dude. No. You're just a violent asshole to this girl. Called her fat, squeezed her fat, and told her she was fat.

I dropped a bomb on Nagasaki. Am I the asshole? Honestly, this is worse than the atomic bomb. The atomic bomb, there at least was some just cause in it. It was some spin zone

for the atomic bomb. I don't think there's a single... I don't think you could spin... This is the most unspinable story I've ever heard in my life. I'll spin goddamn anything. I think it's my big shirt cheeks. What are you talking about, dude?

Dude, the absolute... This is the person who doesn't interact with women. This dude... Yeah. This dude is hideous looking. I can guarantee you that. I know. Let's do one more quick one.

I, 21-year-old female, want my father, 51 male, to be the sperm donor for my fiance but wait the male wants to be his dad the male wants his dad to come in his wife and his fiance uh but she thinks this is wrong what could possibly be done i don't know man don't get your dad to come in your wife um we were said to get married in the spring we both know we want kids we sat down we talked about how they want this to happen uh she's okay with adopting but i'm not for a variety of reasons and we determined that the option that makes sense for both of us is getting a sperm donor i mean i

guess he rushes over it but i guess maybe he his swimmers can't swim i don't know it's extremely important to me that the baby be genetically related to both of us since she's not in contact with her family homophobic oh oh oh a 21 female okay okay so it's two girls i fucked up i fucked up i was like hey what okay so it's a 21 year old female and a 22 year old female she wants her dad to be the sperm donor it's extremely important that the baby be genetically related to both of us since she's not in contact with the family the only way a baby would genetically related to both of us. Since she's not in contact with the family, the only way a baby would be related to both of us is if she carries the child and the sperm comes from my side of the family. I'm an only child and have no uncles or male cousins of appropriate age. The only way we could do this is if my dad is the donor.

I figured he would be excited to help us have the family we've always dreamed of, and I talked it over with him, and he was totally on board. I'm just putting myself in these shoes I mean I will literally do anything for my child but I'd be like fuck this is weird he said he'd let my mom know we were planning on adding to our family everything is ready to go on our end whenever we decide to start trying I thought it was a really beautiful way to unite our sides

of our family and I know my dad felt the same but to my surprise my fiance is really against it she laughed at me at first which confused me because we were having a serious conversation and then she asked me if i was joking when i said i wasn't her face immediately dropped she looked literally disgusted she said that she would that would be really weird and our baby would be my sibling and that she wasn't comfortable with that in any way shape or form my dad has stepped in a bit for her because of the aforementioned homophobia in her family and she's become a secondary sort of father figure for her, which she brought up.

She said having his baby felt wrong and incestuous. She said it wouldn't feel like a medical procedure or a fraternity help. It would feel sexual. That's a little weird, too, though, because it's not like you're going to fuck her. You know what I mean? So I do get, I think it's weird as shit,

but it's like, that's insane. I don't see how it's different from using any other donor other than actually meaning something to us. Honestly, I'm kind of insulted. This is a rejection of my family as well as me. And the fact that she refused to even consider it made me feel overruled and something that's supposed to include both of us. I can't see myself having a connection with the baby that isn't related to me. It wouldn't be my baby, just a baby I'm taking care of. Even if she says she doesn't

feel the same i think she'd have a hard time with it um yada yada yada also this is the cheaper option for kids that's true you save a boatload of money um you know can't have your dad put your coming put his coming your wife you can't do it it's can't do it just can't do it i don't know if you can't do it It's bizarre You can do it And you can never talk about it Somehow everyone's on board

But this is fucking weird I would do it just to let the dad make dad jokes about it I feel like he'd be like This is my son who is grand This is my son who is grand. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is my grand son. There'll be some Arrested Development shit. Yeah, yeah.

For sure, for sure. I do kind of, like, adoption is, I'm very impressed with people who adopt, because I do think there is part of, – something kicks in when it's like it's – like if I had a kid who was like being really shitty and they were adopted, I'd be like, this one's not mine. This is somebody else's fault. Something goes wrong with my kids, it's my fault. Something goes wrong with some other kids, it's like, well, I just picked out the wrong one. So you've really got to be like truly unconditional love type shit. mom tried to adopt a kid really i was like no like like five years ago your mom is so wild dude like like the only thing that stopped her was cancer and she still

was trying to buy more of it i'm gonna get one at the store now it was like a baby young i don't know about baby but holy shit it was it was i mean that would be insane you have four fucking kids and you just bring home another fucking kid like we were all adults like it wasn't like it didn't get to the stage like we were talked to about i don't think she probably would have brought it up to us like yeah we need to come home there's been some chinese kid there but like i i think i think after it was shut down it was like yeah mom tried to adopt a kid the other day that's just like yo you you need like a hobby like go like you know like pick up like a easel and some paint before you pick up a human uh i mean the whole thing is weird when she's like i don't have any uncles or cousins

like that would be fucking weird too yeah that's an episode of new girl they try and get nick miller bill burr is his cousin he tries to uh tries to get nick miller to come and his wife well yeah it's a it's a it's a famous thing in Friends, too. Is it? The guy's like, my mom's having my baby or something like that. I think the mom is a surrogate for the son, and he screams it out loud. I mean, yeah, you can't do it. It's like I get you want it to be your dna but it's your dad's it's your dad's

dna bro it's like yeah i'd be i'd be like he's my brother i'll beat the shit out of him yeah okay yeah it's not it's not child abuse dude he's my brother yeah exactly it's good old fashioned kids growing up baby dude and even if like everyone's on board with it like it's just someone's gonna find out and they're not gonna be on board with it like it's just someone's gonna find out and they're not gonna be on board this would have to be the the most the best kept secret ever or also i say you know as much as i was just saying like uh you know the adoption thing like i don't give a fuck about my genetics at the same time, you know what I mean? It feels a little, like, you know, a little, a little airy.

A little airy. You know, like, I need it to be my genetics. It's like, as a matter of fact, if I, like, the other day, Keegan was coughing, and I was like, oh my god, that kid got my cough. I was like, I pray to god he doesn't have my spine, or my shoulder, or my this, or my that. It's like, I don't want you to have my genetics, you know? But the genetics is the only thing that makes me be like i can't hit that thing bringing up bringing up genetics in any form is always the word genetics makes me go away i actually i watched get out on the plane yesterday and uh great movie but i hadn't seen

in a long time and when the brother is talking about like mma with him at the dinner table when he first gets there and he's like dude with your god-given genetics and then like he's like whoa hang on a second here easy easy just just say black yeah it is very weird the way any like oh he's got good genetics. About anybody. You're thinking about breeding, aren't you? It's either Aryan or slavery. There's no good way. No other genetics.

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Hey, everyone. I'm a little drunk. But please ignore that. Would you rather lose your eyes, your hands, or your balls? My friend says it's very obvious. All the guys I fuck say it's not so obvious. So I'd really love your opinion. Please.

Thank you. XOXO. Wait, sorry, what? Dublin? This is a no-brainer for me. What was it? Lose your eyes, your hands, or your balls. Balls?

See you later. Fucking see you later. Chop those things off. I almost want to get rid of them at this point. I have literally no use for my balls. At this age, they're just extra baggage literally just chop those things off hassle at tsa by the way it gets stopped all this weekend it's really yeah i was like yes um but the uh yeah i just you know like a streamlined dick.

There's no balls there. Just whoop. It looks like a balloon, you know. My eyesight, my hands. Like the two things you absolutely need the most of or these cum balls. Where the first thing a girl sees or the first thing a girl targets in a dark alley. Eyes for two, I think. I mean, you know, I don't want to be like, what are they called?

Those eunuchs, right? Don't they, like, you lose all your testosterone? There's other implications. You just take steroids. But, yeah, but it's like, you know what? There's other implications of I can't see and I can't do anything. So those are bigger implications than my voice is a little bit high. Now, if I was 18.

Oh, I'd piss all over the floor, but at least I still have balls just whacking my dick trying to get it to the toilet. If I was 18 as a young man, I'd probably have a different answer and it would be wrong. I don't know. I actually think at any point I would say balls. But there would be a time in life where I would be a little more hesitant. But it's definitely not eyes. No, I don't think I'm ever choosing my hands or my eyes. What if it was feet?

No. Well, I'd get to keep playing at the airport. Yeah. Part of me thinks, like, you know, I could live in a wheelchair. And basically sit down. Bro, I think that until, like, I see a set of stairs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Or a moderately, not even, like, a moderate incline.

Yeah. Right. I mean, how do you get up to? I live in Louisiana, that's for sure. Yeah, for real. Got to get to the below sea level, as low as possible. Yeah, it's just a matter of, like, you know, usage. I use these every single second.

I use these every single minute. I use these a couple minutes at a time. I use my balls. Well, you know, it's like it's part of the whole process. Is it? I feel like without your balls, you're probably not getting... You still get erections because it's blood, but do you get turned on if you don't have hormones and all that shit? I think so.

Yeah? I don't know what my testicles do. Yeah. Well, the testicles is what makes the cum is it? like the semen I think you can have cum but it's not like when you get your shit snipped you still cum liquid but it's not like active

I think your nuts make it active but without that do you still have the rest of your hormones and all that shit i'm thinking i'm not thinking about this i i thought like your nuts are part of like your whole body of hormones but maybe i'm wrong i think they are but i think it's just a small piece i have no idea i i don't know what my testicles do. What do testicles look like? No. What do they do, baby?

Making sperm and are also involved in producing testosterone. But involved in producing means it's happening anyway. Yeah. So testosterone is important for development and maturation, deepening the voice. I'm already mature. What you – Bro, my that and... This frequently asked question is,

what do testicles do all day? Like they're a lazy, deadbeat dad. What do you do all day? Just sit around, make and cum? That's it? Why do balls go up when ejaculating? In case you wanted to know, it's the cremaster muscle. The muscle that makes your nuts pull up is called the cremaster muscle.

That's crazy. I know when it gets cold, they get close to your body to keep warmth. It's very funny that you just have like – Well, the weirdest thing is that – It's like cooking, like literally baking up. Like don't let it get too hot. Right. Why wasn't the human body like sperm can just live at 98.6? That's why they got to hang outside the body to be a little bit cooler.

It's like why haven't we just evolved to keep that shit inside? Cum can just live at 99 degrees. That's fucking bullshit. Now we've got these things hanging in our legs that are like a weak point. You know what I mean? Achilles' heels. Achilles' nuts. What happens if

you lose your testicles? You lose your testicles. If both your testicles were removed, you might start to notice changes in your body, hot flashes, and sweating. Ooh, never mind. Take my eyes, bro. Take me eyes, but not me shirt. It's not that funny anymore.

You may lose your sex drive, gain weight, and not be able to get an erection. The hot flashes suck, dude. I'm still... I don't know what a hot flash is. I'm still getting rid of my nuts. I might have an elective procedure anyway. Next up.

What's up, everyone? Question for you. If you could change one object into something else interchangeably, what would it be? Maybe you're turning the TV remote into a beer. Maybe John could take a slot bucket and turn it into some steak. That way, instead of being known as the slot bucket guy, we can call him the boy with steak in his bin kevin maybe you're turning your car into a boat so you can launch that thing into a body of water uh yeah that's it viva that's a good question two interchangeable things turn my testicles into a cup of gelato eat my own nuts pistachio and raspberry please what are the two things you use the most my testicles and gelato recently speaking

um right or maybe maybe not maybe it's just like you use the leaf and you want to just have the luxury, you know? I turn my shower into a toilet. At least I did that years ago. The, like, what do you want to combine? You know, it's like the spork. You know, like, let's make the fork and the spoon the same thing. Ah. Like, what do you want? Like, you want to create that know it's like the it's like the spork you know like let's make the fork and the spoon the same thing ah like what do you want like you want you want to create that basically right remote control fork do pretty good remote controlled fork no that's just the

fork and the clicker oh i thought you meant uh like a electrical fork oh You're real lazy. You can't. I had a lot of posture recently. That would be cool. That would be cool. What about like a tin and a cushion? Very uncomfortable to sit on. Cushion, tins. That's a great idea.

That's one of your dumbest ideas yet. No way, dude. You just sit in with this fucking thing stabbing you in the ass all day? How do you put it in the back pocket? I don't know. My other pockets are full.

The back pocket thing was one of the weirdest. That, our generation changed that. What? We were the first people to put wallets in our front pocket. I put my wallet in my back pocket, too. Yeah, well, you're an idiot. But we're the first people. Where do you put all your stuff?

I carry so much stuff. What do you carry? I got a phone, notebook, two tins, keys, pen, wallet. I think that's it. Yeah, I mean, listen. If you pack your whole junk drawer, you're going to need to utilize all your pockets. I have a phone and a wallet. That's it.

I guess my only – no, you got the tins and a wallet. That's it. I guess my only... No, you have the tins and the notebook are the additional thing. Put the notebook in your back pocket. That's flat. Nah, because then it gets all bent when I sit. You put your tin and your wallet in your back pocket? Separate back pockets, but yes. Try to balance you out.

Yeah. It's like the Costanza, you know? Fucking his back hurts. Yeah, dude. I mean, that was like that. I think, honestly, that episode of television, I think, changed the world. I also have a really big wallet. I don't know why.

Yeah, you have a wallet like you are a 75-year-old man. Look at that thing. Let me see your wallet. I got the same thing going on. I lose my wallet otherwise. That is so ridiculous, dude. It's like, and I really don't have much in it. You might as well start carrying our handkerchiefs

at this point, too, bro. That is such a fat wallet. What's in your wallet? Nothing. I got three credit cards, a license, a gift card for a furniture store that I'll never use. My wallet is the gift card for a restaurant.

Birth, not birth control. What's this called? Health insurance. Birth control. My wallet is the coolest thing I own. Every time I pull it out, people go... And then business cards for people I'll never call. I'm pretty sure I have my wallet, my debit card, the key for here.

This fat fucking thing is supposed to beep if you lose your wallet, but the battery died. Romantic Depot gift card. That's 20 euros, too. Curve card. Yeah, I got a bunch of euros. What do I do with that? Insurance card and credit cards. Throw it.

This is the leanest fucking shit you can get, Minus this fat boy and the romantic depot card. I keep that thing on me. Everything else, no extras in there. And I just slide that shit in here. I just put that in my front pocket. Mine is mostly just leather. Huh? I don't have a ton.

It's mostly just leather. There's not a ton of stuff in here. Yeah. You're an idiot. I don't know. I think you look foolish. It's a nice wallet, though. Is it? Is it like real leather and shit? Frank Clegg, foolish. It's a nice wallet, though. Is it?

Is it like a real leather and shit? Frank Leg, baby. What is it? Frank Leg. I don't even know what that is. Nice little leather. Did you ever have the Velcro one that was like bright green and black trim? I don't think I ever had Velcro.

It was like waterproof kind of, you know what I'm talking about? I don't think so. I thinkcro. It was like waterproof kind of. You know what I'm talking about? I don't think so. I think I've always had a pretty traditional wallet. My dad for 50 years, probably legitimately 50 years, just has rubber bands. Really? Everything in a rubber band. I would lose that.

I need a wallet. Otherwise I lose it. Well, I mean, if you just had all your cards. I need to feel it on me to know that it's there. Yeah. Otherwise, I'd lose it. I would lose it. Do you ever try to do a money clip?

I think I might have had a quick money clip phase. I also have the ball that has a clip attached to it so you can cash there. Those are ugly. Yeah. I also, when I was younger and really going to bars, I had like a clear one so I could just go like that. But that was gay. Like you're a cop? Oh, it had a thumb thing right here.

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. It was also clear. And then they would always be like, take it out. So now I just have a gay wallet. But I remember like wallets are a thing. And I'm just – like I've had this forever and I think I'm good with it. So maybe I don't think about it anymore. But I feel like when you don't have a good wallet, you want a wallet.

And it's like who cares? I don't know. I always wanted a wallet. Yeah. Yeah. Right. It's a good wallet. It feels like whether you go with like the leather, you go with the Ridge wallets, have the metal.

There's all different kinds, but it's like you've got to like your wallet. Yeah. I like when I take my wallet out. I think for guys, that thing is ridiculous. I like that you have a grandpa wallet. But I think it's the only thing guys have. It's kind of like the equivalent of having a bag or a clutch. I don't even know.

Testicles? I've got a nice wallet. So maybe my wallet and my phone because then it's – That's like the main thing. Yeah. Those exist, right? It's like what everyone has, which is insane to me that people have that because you're just losing everything. It doesn't make any sense. Also, it's like if I could have if my wallet if it wasn't like a

wallet attached if they were like one size, you know what I mean? No, it's like like in this in this magical hypothetical. I don't want just like a wallet attached to it.

I want it to be like it stays this size. Apple Pay. It's a while. What? Apple Pay. Yeah. Yeah.

But you still need ID still need, you know, just like ID and then Apple Pay. And that's it. That's all I ever need. You just carry like your license? Yeah. It's like in the back of my phone case.

Oh, yay. So you never carry like your phone? You don't have a credit card? Apple Pay. Yeah, but like if your phone's dead, you're cooked, right? No, you can still, if it's dead, you can still use it. Oh, really? Yeah.

Really? It's like a new feature, yeah. I remember hearing that, but I thought it was like it's not actually dead. still use it. Oh, really? Yeah. Really? It's like a new feature, yeah. I remember hearing that, but I thought it was like it's not actually dead. Like, you know what I mean? I actually have never tried it. That sounds dangerous to me. Yeah. All right, next voicemail.

Last voicemail. Last voicemail. What's up, KFC Fights fights the rest of the gang um i was just listening to your episode from 9 28 about paths and fights going to rome and kevin was talking about uh how fights should make like a fashion account or a blog or five things i like in fashion you know in the month or whatever uh wanted to fully support that um because i've been waiting for this content i've been waiting for the lists i've been waiting for it all like i think one time i even um commented or i probably slid into fights as dms because i didn't want to comment on this

fashion on instagram and everybody think i was gay. But I definitely did something to message you about how you should do a Fights Fits or something like that where you can just show all the fashion that you're wearing that day. I know you hate that. Something that you found at a thrift store or Salvation Army. You'll never do something like Fights Fits. But the essence. The essence of Fights Fits.

Later. I do it. It's what I'm wearing. something like that. I think, but the essence, the essence of fights fits. I, it's, it's, I do it. It's what I'm wearing. Yeah. But so all you need to do is then just like tweet the brands,

tweet the names, tweet the store. That's it. Or post it. No. And that's why you're not a board member. That's why you're not bored. Cause I was literally just about to say, Paz will do it for you. That's why you're not a board member That's why you're not board material Because I was literally just about to say Paz will do it for you

That's why he's board material That's why he's going right to the board room I don't want to That seems like another thing Another job It is the Great issue with this job Is that like

Things you like, people are like, oh, yeah, I just like it. I just... But that's where... I don't want to make a job. There was a time that you loved Saturdays for the Boys. Yeah, that probably turned me off to the whole thing,

to be honest. It's not worth ruining things I like to fucking – You don't like what you do and you don't do what you like. It's like the things that you do for work you don't like, and if you like them, you don't want to do them. Yeah. When I say do, I mean work. I just want to wear my clothes. I don't want to do fashion.

Yeah. It's like people are like, whoa, who wants to think about what they wear? First of all, I do like thinking about it. Second of all, it doesn't consume my day. It's like I think about it for 10 seconds in the morning. But then if I made it a job. That's true too. Huh? Sorry, I think about it for 10 seconds in the morning, but then if I made it a job. It comes natural to you. Huh?

Sorry, I keep yawning today. I think the point is that it does come natural to you and other people do try and have to think about it and they don't know what to do and they,

you know, will go through that rather than just be like, oh, it comes natural. But if they could go like, oh, that blue goes with the white

and the brown. But then once, if I were to do that, then it becomes like, then it that blue goes with the white and the brown. But then once, if I were to do that, then it becomes like, then it's not fun for me anymore. Yeah, no, I get it.

I get it. It's, it's, yeah. If you, if you want to keep your, your hobbies, your hobbies,

I get that. But it also, when you're good at something, it can be a lot of money off it. Can you? Well, one of these days it's going to stick. Historically speaking,

that's inaccurate. When you see the do-it-yourself guy or the dude we know writes for GQ or whatever, you know, you like those guys, right? Yeah.

They do good at it, right? Yeah. You could do that too. That's their job. Yeah. I don't want another job. But we can make anything our job. If I told you you could make money doing it, would you do it?

Yeah, it'd have to be tangible. It'd have to be like X amount of dollars. That's the thing about – If you became like a fixture in like – I don't know what they call it, like fashion Twitter or fashion TikTok, whatever the fuck it is. Oh, that sounds like a nightmare. Yeah. Yeah, okay. I mean if you don't want it, then don't do it.

That's it. All right. Let's get into our interview with Mark Cuban I did a little solo one on one with him while Fights was gallivanting around Italy it's hard to stress how fucking normal

that dude is we've had him on like twice already but it was always Zoom I was wondering that I was like I know I talked to you but I don't think I've talked to you he I mean like have I know I talked to you, but I don't think I've talked to you. He, I mean, like, have I ever talked to a billionaire before this? Yes. Who else?

Charnin. Charnin's a B? Yeah. I don't think he is. I would think so. Like personal net worth? Peter Charnin net worth. I don't know if he's like, he probably is like, as an entity. Yeah.

Four, 400 million. Oh, okay. The Bucs owner. Oh, yeah, yeah,

yeah. But, as far as sitting down, like having a conversation with, like, he feels like a, no,

the Milwaukee Bucs, yeah. He feels like a – no, the Milwaukee Bucks, yeah. He feels like a – actually, the Bucks guy felt normal too. But Mark Cuban feels like a guy that I know. Yeah. Like, not like, oh, you're cool for a billionaire. Like, you're just like – I know, like, firemen like you, dude. You know what I mean? He's just like, I like basketball.

I bought a team. And, like, I used to be like, fuck you, David Stern. You're an asshole. I was like, it is crazy. You work for me, motherfucker. Yeah, yeah. I mean, he was like, fuck suits. I hate wearing ties.

This shit's dumb. That's dumb, but I like this. And he's just like, yeah, I don't know. I got a lot of money. It's crazy. It's one of the more – I think that almost anybody – oh, I mean real quick before we – I guess we'll do it on Barstool Radio. Never mind. We got to talk about porn in this house. It's crazy.

Yeah. It's crazy. I think when you reach a certain amount of money, it is almost impossible to stay normal. But this guy makes me think otherwise. Like, that doesn't mean you automatically become an asshole, but it's just like this, your life is just going to be different. I swear to God his life does not sound that different from, like, our lives. Really?

Which is crazy because I know it. I mean, he was literally on, like, a conference call before he came in here, and then he does all this crazy shit. But, like, himself, like, what he wears, what in here and then he does all this crazy shit but like himself like what he wears what he eats what he does it was just like this is like a regular dude and he's got billions crazy i will say he just dropped his dick on me he was supposed to be a 330 interview uh we get the text he's coming at 14 45 which is crazy to be like two hours early but i i had wrapped up and i was i was actually like this sucks i have to wait till after radio like three hours before we do the interview so i was like perfect and then he was on a conference call till

like 2 45 i just sat here the whole time didn't get lunch and i just sat here the whole time and then uh and then it was like okay this motherfucker. And then it was like, okay, his conference call is done. I was like, cool. And then they texted me and goes, he just got blood all over himself. He'll be a few more minutes. I was like, what? No, get Bremen now. I don't think we ended up talking about it because he, I don't know, it seemed like he didn't want to.

But he had like a band-aid on and was like, yeah, I don't know. I just started fucking bleeding. What? How are you a billionaire? It's crazy. Let's get into it what's your partner in crime uh jet setting to italy so he got offered uh a uh do you know the the shoe company del toro they make the leather um loafers that he's been wearing and they reached out to him

and said we're uh they're doing like a fashion show in italy you want to call it a fashion show yeah which I'm always I'm telling he's the type it was yesterday at like three o'clock he was flying out at 10 and he was like I gotta go pack I was like yeah that sounds Abu Dhabi for 10 days and I leave on Saturday I haven't packed yet either really no I feel like for you I actually don't get all the the hype like the you're not packed yet it's like I don't know I'm gonna go home throw a bunch of shit in a bag and go. It's in my closet. I know the bag I'm taking, right? Yeah.

I wear the same shit, right? I'm going to take three of these same color jeans. I'm going to take t-shirts. I'm going to take workout gear and one suit. That's it. You're done. I've noticed that about myself too. Do we have the peach one?

There we go, peach. All right, nice. What? Yeah, that's what I'm talking about. Peach mango? Is it a zero? Okay, yeah okay yeah yeah that's the one there you go yeah so i live off of these because it's got potassium you got to get your your potassium yeah we are we are a full body armor company here so yeah i know is that the right one yeah for sure let's go i love it uh i found i'm like uh i get you know the the jeans i like the you know the sweats i like and the nice pants like i i just wear those you know what i mean

like as i've gotten more money as i've gotten older as my style has changed i'll buy more shit but i just end up wearing the things i like yeah i wrote a blog post 15 years ago saying why the fuck people wear suits there's nothing dumber in the entire universe than first of all putting on a tie who like the first asshole to be like okay no and now you know you're not taking seriously an asshole yes same thing high heels for girls all these things that are like why somebody decided that you got to torture yourself physically or look goofy and that if you don't do that you're somehow lesser than what's even worse is the person who said oh you look good in that tie because yes yeah in their mind they're thinking right you right you know what one of my favorite things if you whenever you see old pictures from a baseball game with the hats and the suits and everything everybody in the

crowd in a suit i'm like hey you're kidding me you go to go to an nfl game today you see anybody in a suit now we've convinced ourselves oh i look good in a suit yeah well do you think there's some truth to that though like when you put on a nice suit don't you feel like you look good right but that's what you've been conditioned it's just in her head right you know because it hides everything right you know whereas you know um but i'd rather just be comfortable yeah because i look good in anything well did you reach a point where i mean there you know there's probably a time in your life where you would you had to dress to impress right but then when you reach a certain status wealth uh ownership whatever where you just like fuck it right so like my first suit i bought first two suits i bought when i got to dallas and had to wear a suit were two for $99.

Wow. This first nice suit I bought, um, I bought used at a place called rethreads. Okay. And the first polos I got polo shirts, um, dress polo shirts were all used.

And the first real pull up, well, not real, but the first like Ralph Lauren logo polos were fake. My buddies would bring them in and they were $8 a piece. So I didn't, I didn't like have a brand new suit that I wore that was legit till I was 26, 27 years old. No way. Yeah.

Wow. And when did you sell your company? When? How old were you? I was 30. Shit. Just turned 30. Man, you did it young, huh?

Yeah. God. That is wild to think about though. mean the the it was great i mean i bought a lifetime pass in american airlines yeah oh that's right you're telling us that the last time you were just bouncing around the world you know it was great i mean no complaints so i um i i started barstool new york in 2009 so dave started the whole thing in 04 and then he conquered b Boston and he was like, I want to expand. That's when it blew up. Right.

And so I was the first guy outside of Boston. I started the New York website and started parties here. And then everybody moved here. So I got, I was one of the early, you know, three or four guys that got equity. So you're a smiling camper. So I just cashed in. Yeah. Best day ever, isn't it?

Yeah. Oh man, brother. It was so, and Dave, obviously. Yeah. and i just smiling camper so i just cashed in yeah best day ever yeah oh man brother it was so and dave obviously yeah rightfully so he had all the money for a long time and we had to wait for a lot of shit to vest yep so i was sitting there i'm going through a divorce i got two kids i'm on my own i'm like still paying my bills and drowning and then it was just like i circled it on the on the calendar and i got there. How long ago was that? Last year was the first bit and then recently. So I finally – just like a month ago and everything. So come April, you're going to be freaked the fuck out. Yeah.

Right? Because you got to pay your taxes. Yes. And so you're going to think of every angle you can think of and I'm just going to tell you, be a good American citizen. And pay those taxes. Because there's nothing – the best worst feeling in the world is writing that check and trust you you know dave will tell you i've been through it like you're oh fuck right look how big this motherfucking check is and then you realize oh fuck okay there's

a reason for this right yeah and like i wrote not talking about going back to my old blog it's just like i wrote a blog post saying after military service the most patriotic thing you can do is pay your taxes but you know do you i i agree with the sentiment behind it but but i i feel like i feel like we get taxed a fucking lot tell me about it it's like and i know you know i yeah it's the great best country and i'm happy to be here but sometimes i'm like do you know all that? Do you spend the money right? That's a different beast, right? Right, right, right. Should we kick out all the politicians on both sides?

Right. Fuck yeah, start all over again. Yeah, yeah, that part of the system. Different animal, right? Yes. But when it's all said and done, we got to pay for it one way or the other. Sure.

And you should try to change it for sure, right? Don't accept it. But also don't be the douchebag that says, no, I'm going to cheat on my taxes. And then you end up going to jail or getting fined. No, no. Yeah, yeah. Not worth it. Except the fact that – I mean I try to just tell myself, look, I don't get to be the richest – richer than I ever possibly dreamed of unless I have this amazing country available to me.

And that's kind of the price of doing business, right? Yeah, right. And it doesn't mean there's not a lot of fucked up things, a lot of fucked up taxes, a lot of wasted money. Right. But that's, you know, you can run for office, you can vote for office, right? You do your shit. Right.

So you started your own companies, that was your worth, right? And then I was sitting down with my financial advisors the other day and I'm a pretty risk averse guy. I'm not a gambler. I'm not, you know, as of right now, I I just put in like some bonds and I'm just playing safe. But I'm also like – I hear the stories of the guy. In my mind, this was like the end goal with this equity. And I'm like, wait a minute.

No, this is the beginning. I should now try to go make more. It depends on you. And I'm thinking of like – you hear the story about the guy who like made his first million and he turned it into like a billion, you know? Yeah, but you don't hear the story about the guy who made his first million and lost it. Right. And the 90% of guys, you know, who won the lottery or made the first million and then it was gone. Like when I sold my first company, I made two and a half million dollars.

And like I said, just turning 30 and I told my guy, I want to invest like a 65-year-old man. Right? Because I just – because I can live like a student. Yep. I just want to be able to live off the interest and just chill. And he goes, no, don't do that. So I started investing and did well, but I only invested in shit that I knew. Like I was investing in technology stocks because that's what my company did. We did technology. So I had an edge. Right. But actually it was easier back then than it is now because there's so much money in the markets. And plus, interest rates are higher than 5%. Right. You know, so you can just take your, you know, in a money market and take your 5.5 or 5.3, whateverown show, and he goes, do you guys know about interest? And I always made fun of him for that.

But then when I got a little bit of money, I knew about interest, but when I saw the number, I was like, holy shit, interest is pretty cool. Yeah, if you can live off the interest, you're living right, right? But so like you think it's, those guys who turn it into a billion, it an edge yeah well okay first to be a billionaire it's got to be luck really has to 100 has to be interesting right because you know we started the streaming business that's where i made my big hit

right starting you know no one streamed and then we started streaming and then went public blew it up etc etc sold it. But if I had been born three years earlier or three years later or the internet stock market boom hadn't happened, you wouldn't know my name. Right. I would not be sitting here. Yeah. Right.

Just like they say, Wayne Gretzky, you know, if, you know, the hockey rules hadn't changed at the right time. Yeah. He wouldn't have been Wayne Gretzky. Right. Right. Steph Curry wouldn't be Steph Curry, right? Yeah.

I mean, he would be, but he wouldn't be. Right. Right. We had Darius rucker in here a couple weeks ago and he said david letterman was driving on the road and uh like z100 whoever just played one song and he liked it and he called him up and said had these guys on on monday they were the biggest band like in the country and it was we were saying like if he drove through a tunnel and lost radio reception if he turned on a tunnel and lost radio reception. Right, and hadn't heard that song. If he turned on a different station. Bam. You know, and those guys – and like you said, they probably would have still made it.

Yeah, they were in South Carolina doing their thing, right? Yeah, yeah. You know, Hootie's loving life. But there's a scale, right? Right. There's a lot of really good bands out there. That don't ever – Yeah, that don't hit that boom.

And so like you got to like look at your own personal finances. What do you need to live, right? The less you need to live, then the easier it is to invest. So you can have that extra car or you can put that hundred grand or 50 grand, whatever it is, into a mutual fund, a low cost SPX mutual fund. And that's your choice. Right. Right. Right. Like, like when I first got paid, it was like lifetime pass. I don't need another car. Don't need a house. Right. need a house. Then when I had a B next to my name, it was just a plane. That's what I wanted. And then it was a sports team. But then everything else, I didn't have to push for more. I know that sounds bizarre. No, but I get that. What I'm just learning is to be fully honest, my life really hasn't changed.

I mean I got a house. And then I was toiling around in shitty apartments. I got a house for my kids. I'm going to put money aside for them. They're young. So nothing necessary yet. Get the 509, right? Yeah.

All that stuff. But like my day to day, I kind of – in a way I'm like I made it and I'm happy. But there's a part of me that's like, huh. All right. I thought it was going to be like some amazing change. And it really wasn't. The weirder part, the weirder part isn't you. It's your friends.

Yeah. And your family, right? Yeah. Because we all visualize what would it be like if I had a million dollars. Right. Then five million. Fuck you money, right? Yeah.

What is fuck you money? I want fuck you money. Fuck you, right? And then you get there and you can do shit, right? So when you first get the fuck you money where you don't have to worry about your bills and you can buy the house, right. Then you can say, okay, let's go to Vegas. Right. And instead of betting five bucks, I'm about 25 or a hundred. Right. And then you start thinking, well, can I do something bigger? And then I can't afford that shit. And once you got to that point where I don't, you know, the shit you really can't afford,

you just start ignoring. You're just back to your life. Right? Yeah. It's like certain things. There's no butlers. There's no, yeah. Yeah. You think it's,

it's going to be like some lavish life. And it's like, I, you know, there's certain things that money can't buy and certain problems money can't fix. That still is a headache for me. And this is like, if you were happy when you were poor,

you're going to be really happy when you're motherfucking rich. Yeah. Yeah. If you were miserable when you were poor, you gonna be really happy when you're motherfucking yeah yeah you were miserable when you were poor you're still gonna feel a little better yeah it'll be a little bit more secure but more secure less stress but you're still gonna be one of those you know soury dickheads right yeah yeah it'll be a sour well and it's not that i was miserable but one of the guys here was writing a blog yesterday we're gonna we're about to do this um survivor here at barcelona heard about this so uh for the last couple years we we basically mimicked survivor the game show in the office you got to stay in here 24 hours a day you do a couple challenges like you know backyard games and then you have alliances and you vote and we did it all with like the younger kids and the new guys coming up this time it's all yours all stars 100 grand prize me dave big cat like 15 of like the ogs

and the crazy ogs going to survive so starting in in october we're all going to quit right initially because that's the difference with the money right well so that's what's funny is like there's a hundred grand on the line and and i am and i'm still in no position to turn my nose up at 100 grand but also nobody is by the way yeah but but if i'm being honest and i don't want to sound like a dick but it won't change my life one way or the other well yeah you don't want to go through shit for it you don't want to go through shit i told them i'm like if you're gonna tell me to eat maggots i'm not doing it i'm just gonna say no yeah you'll just kick me out you want me to you know hoop for 24 straight hours great let's sure anything that

yeah you want me to do some shit that i don't want to do fuck you get out of my face that maybe is what what it is is the ability at any moment to say i don't need that or don't need you and maybe and having that like say no to that anyways right yeah so even if you were just cranking along and you're nine to five and making a decent living being able to save a little money you'd probably do the same thing anyway right right because that's just not you right right as opposed to fuck i need this right yeah maggots bring it yeah shit bring it right what was the show that rogan did uh fear factor factor yeah dude remember what they got kicked off the the air for the final straw they were they gave those contestants like pint glasses of i think it was goat semen oh who would say no to that and they were a guzzle and i was like i don't care if i was like on life support let me just tell you if it was from an animal because we fucking eat animals yeah yeah right if it's from a human no no way

give me the goat but not the man yeah don't see for sure milk, right? Shit. Where the fuck does milk come from? A cow. Right now it's dick, right? So we're just like, you're worried about goat semen? What's the difference between piss and dick? I don't know. You're telling me. Put that on a quote.

You're telling me you can tell by looking whether it's semen or piss from a goat or a cow? Hell no. You're just like, pasteurized? Yeah, it was up to here, right? That was the final straw. I think they were like, oh, we got to pull back on this. But, hey, I mean, there was a market for it. People wanted to do it.

And it met Joe Rogan, right? Yeah. I mean, talk about right place, right time for a guy. If MMA doesn't come at the same time, he's coming up and all those things. Even us. But he earned it, too. Like you guys, too, right? There's a lot of people who try to do what you did right before and after.

Totally. Dave and Big Cat. Dave was the right age, right time. Tom Brady rises to prominence. Boston wins all those championships. He's got some money to expand. Boom. Just like everything.

And like you said earlier, just the internet being the right time if it was 10 years earlier 10 years later but to your credit like a big part of that is just not fucking it up yeah right you may not know exactly what to do but as you feel your way through either you have the feel for it yeah or you don't right it's like making movies or making music some people got the feel some people are more talented but they don't have the feel the feel to know what's going to work. When you were getting into basketball as just a fan, you were like, I just want to own the team because I love hoops. Yeah, my entire life.

Were you confident that you knew the game well? Or you were just like, I want to own it and I'll put the right people in the right place? No, I was like, fuck this. Our team sucks, right? I got all this money and what could be better? I play basketball every day anyways. So now I get to play basketball with NBA players and go into an arena and just before a game shoot and be around the game. I mean, you were like the dream that everybody wants to be.

But also as a fan, for the longest time, I always said I just want a Mark Cuban owner. I'm a Mets and Jets fan. I finally got one with C.U. Collins. I just want a guy. And even then, right? Stevie's spendingets fan. I finally got one with C.U. Cohen. Yeah. I just want a guy. And even then, right? Stevie's spending all that money. So fucking hard. And it doesn't guarantee anything.

It doesn't work. It's almost like, you know, you look at the Yankees, Mets and Padres. It's like, maybe this is a bad idea. Well, yeah. It's like when I was looking at buying the Cubs and the Rangers, right? Thank God I didn't get them. It's too brutal. What makes you say that?

What's that? What makes you say it'd be too brutal? Because one team is enough emotionally. Yeah, yeah, yeah much right it's just emotional yeah and baseball man's a long i mean fans like fans treat baseball games like there's nfl games like everything gets like it's one but it's every night you know i'm agonizing over you know game 43 of the year i know someone stopped me on the street today you know hey yo talk to my brother he wants you to buy the yankees yeah i'm like come on but you know you get there and um like i didn't know what i was doing i just wanted to be in it yeah right it's just like you know what do you want to do with it oh shit i never thought about owning a

sports team it was going to have that kind of money and then it was right there i was a season ticket holder they sucked nobody was doing anything they had an owner that wasn't doing anything i'm like fuck i can afford to do something let me put my money where my mouth is and would you buy them for um 285 oh my god what's it like multi-billion now i'm sure it's like a joke i feel like there was a good i remember in the miami heat one time powerball was like 300 million and the Heat were like valued at 300 million and me and my buddies were joking if we hit Powerball

we're buying the Heat and but but it seems like maybe was it television rights or going global it seemed to go exponential

that's because like remember like 2010 we couldn't sell the Charlotte Hornets franchise right the league had to take it over right

remember that was a whole Chris Paul little yeah and the truth be told I bitched out david stern really that was going down i'm like because he had just told us the league was struggling and he had just told us you know we've got to be careful because we couldn't even sell this franchise you know and then here he comes in and starts making these trades and shit i'm like what the fuck are you doing and he's like shut the fuck up i'm like yeah

stern was was i feel like one of the last like og commissioner guys right like so he was the type to be like shut the fuck up like fuck you i'm gonna tell you i'm gonna find you there's gonna be things i disagree with um with you on but keep on doing what you're doing okay right it's gonna cost you money but it's good we need new blood right because when i got in all the old school owners then i mean they were real old school like old 70 80 year old guys and they were like i remember in one my first board of governors meetings one of them was like shut the fuck up literally in this board of governors me shut the fuck up you've never done anything in this nba fucking league shut the fuck up and then i called him by the wrong name because i just got there and he got even madder right and so i was like my guys that's not his name that's great though that's almost like you know you could do that on purpose almost

yeah yeah that's i mean that that's really i think anything uh any business i i, I'm realizing it specifically with the internet. Because I realize the only thing I know is the internet. I like sports. Everything is digital. Right. Nothing is analog anymore. And I'm waiting and I think we're getting there. And I never really thought about it until recently.

The idea of I need the 70, 80, 90-year-old guys to pass the torch or die or move on because someone you know closer to my age gets that it's not about being on a sitcom anymore it's about being yeah it's gonna happen yeah i know but i i feel like i'm more inclined and maybe maybe i'm wrong maybe i'll get there and i'll just be old school and i'll dig my heels and i feel like i'm more inclined to you know i'm just telling you key to success is agility you gotta always be willing to learn because shit always changes like my dad you say you don't live in the world you were born into right right i mean what especially now it's going so fast yeah like iphone was what 2007 so 16 so if you're older than 16 you lived in a world with no iphones right right and you know no wireless broadband and shit so um stuff always going to

be changing which means you've got to always be learning. Because if you're not learning, it doesn't matter. You're stuck. You're stuck. And that's where, you know, and if you're learning and you don't change, then it's on you for not being agile. Right?

So like I tell, curiosity, loving to learn, and being agile. If you're those three things, you're going to find a way. Okay. I can check those boxes, I think. Yeah. That's why you're here.

Yeah. I mean, that's, yeah. I mean, I feel like I've always tried to, I to – what do you think about being too early to stuff? It happens, yeah. I feel like I'm always – like I was the first podcast at Barstool and I've done fine but I never got that. The first podcast I ever did was 1996. Yeah, it's crazy. Like the real early, early adopters, right?

There's a show named Dan and Scott. Really? Right. If you ever like Googled a Dan and Scott show, it was a podcast like Barstool in 1996. And what were they putting it out on? On broadcast.com, an audio. Yeah. Broadcast, just audio.

And they would stream the show live. And then we would have the archives of it. And you can just listen to it anytime. Where'd they end up? I have no idea. Did they ever make it? That's 25 years ago. Yeah.

They didn't make it. Yeah, I feel like it's almost, you don't want to be late. I'd rather be early than late. But it's almost better to be the second or third or fourth or fifth. Yeah, like I said, taking the air. I was just like,

look, if we hadn't fucked up with YouTube or Yahoo hadn't fucked up with broadcast.com, there'd be no YouTube. There's nothing that YouTube did in 2006 youtube did they kind of paved the way yeah i mean there's nothing that youtube was doing in 2006 2007 2008 that we weren't doing in 1998 there's just and and and but what do you think like was the the market not ready for it was no no not at all like we were dominating we were a top cent we were the largest multimedia broadcast.com we sold to yahoo in 2000 we were the largest multimedia site on the internet i mean we were youtube before youtube and then we sold to yahoo and then this internet stock market dropped and they were like oh we got to get to profitability

and you know we'd only lost our last public quarter we lost like a million million and a half dollars it was less than $2 million. But they just started cutting costs and integrating everything. So instead of keeping us standalone like we were, they were like, no. And they cut everything. Everything. It was on them. You can't.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It wasn't on us. Do you reach a point where – I mean money-wise, it's what's another zero or another – It's not going to change anything. Yeah. money-wise it's what's another zero or another change yeah so so for you it's just about personal interest determination ambition or or it's part of you like i'm good like i don't need anything new or anything more being competitive right business is the most competitive sport in the world right right you see it you know oh who's coming in to be the next barstool how often do you

hear that right pat mcafee doing his own thing now he's part of us fuck you pat right fuck you now okay there you go right yeah and so it's competitive and so that's why you come to work every day so it's competitive but i'm in a position now where it's not about my next all that's why we started costplusdrugs.com right we're literally fucking up the pharmacy industry right i mean we're having meetings where i'm just going oh shit if this works it's like we're changing people's lives. Yeah. Are you thinking of legacy stuff? I mean, you already have like a sports legacy, but like if you were, if you were to be known as the guy who made pharmaceuticals available at the right price to everybody. The guy who changed the pharmaceutical industry, right?

The guy who changed healthcare. That's big shit. That's huge. Yeah. I mean like having people come up to me now where like, oh yeah, I was paying $6,000 a month because I lost my thing and I was going to have to sell my house. And now I pay $61. Jesus Christ. You know, literally people crying on me, crying.

Like they might cry when the Mavs lose a game or we win a championship. But like every, not every day, but every week I'm hearing from somebody about how you changed my life. And what exactly are you doing? Like subsidizing it somehow? So costplustrugs.com um what we do is when you go to our site if you take if if you're look having to get a prescription right so you put in to dillifil which is generic cialis right and normally you were going to hymns or whatever and you were

paying one dollar a pill right and you need your your um generic cialis like on our site you can get 90 pills for you know know, eight bucks plus shipping and handling. And so what we'll do is we'll show you our cost, which is, you know, let's say six, $7. Um, and we'll show you our markup 15%. And then if you buy it mail order, it's, you know, an extra 10 bucks for shipping and handling. And so you pay your eight bucks plus shipping and handling, but you know exactly what our cost is. And so we were the first ones to ever be transparent with drug pricing. Are you just – those other guys are just – can drive a higher margin and they're just assholes about it? Yeah, because they can.

And you're just being – It's not that they're assholes, right? But they can. Yeah, the market's the market. But you're just willing to sell it. We said we're just going to be transparent, right? And so that's for like regular generic drugs. But then there's this thing called specialty generics, which are like cancer drugs and droxodopa which are this other stuff and so like i had a

friend from indiana to email me just freaked out because the cost of his drug and i don't even know what droxodopa it was i still don't um because he lost his insurance was going to go to ten thousand dollars a month so i go to our guys can we we get this, this medication? My buddy from Indiana, who's in this bad car wreck needs a shit, right? He goes, let me check. I go back to him. I'm like, LT $61 a month. I mean, that is like, that happens all the time. All the time. Right. And so now we're working with companies with millions of people coming in and it's just like, we're going to go to costplusdrugs.com first and now we're starting to have a retail pharmacy network and you can pick your drugs up locally and that's

making us grow faster and faster and faster but just being able to say okay i just saved your grandma you know 200 bucks a month 300 bucks a thousand a year that shit's big that's lifetime shit so go to costplusdrugs.com yeah for sure i mean that's that's the kind of stuff i feel like you know you want to win a championship and that's the guy in you but like there's yeah you know world did did winning a championship like i feel like getting that one is huge it takes a lot of pressure off yeah it really even if you know it's i know it's been a little bit of a drought but like you got that one got it out of the way i mean it's like the celtics you know yeah get close but you haven't we got close went to conference finals but haven't gotten over that hump, went to the conference finals,

but haven't gotten over that hump again. But getting that one was sweet because sports are unlike any other business. Like Dave crushes it, sells it twice, right? Dave parties, Boston doesn't party, right? Right, right, right. Yahoo has the biggest quarter in the history of Yahoo, right? Google has the biggest history in the history of Google, right? Apple, biggest company no one celebrates right right your team wins a championship the whole city's on fire it's

right there's a parade no one throws a parade for anything except sports yeah sports right yeah you know and then there's the sad but you know crazy part of sports is like your kid's sick they don't want it you know the ceo of google right they don't want the ceo of cost plus drugs they want you know want their jersey from tom brady from luca donchess from kyrie irving right that's who they look up to and even you know like like um barkley said you know i don't want to i'm not a role model right the reality is kids still look up to you yeah it's like a good thing i i don't think you have to be a role model but you are a like an icon of some sort. It's like social media too.

Like if you, like when we were growing up and playing, um, there, you know, you saw it on television, right? You watch on cable, but you know, maybe you saw some highlights on YouTube. That was it. That's what right now it's just like nonstop. In your face. Seventh graders watch the sixth grader just deal, right? Shoot a shot and turn away like he's broke

kids in in middle school shooting from half court now like the game has literally changed now they just crazy now it's increased the skill level right but it's just changed how we look at sports yeah and it's also changed like you know i grew up in pittsburgh diehard pittsburgh fan for everything doesn't matter what the team, they invent a team, right? If there's a professional volleyball team, that's my team, right? But now kids are more into, okay, I'm a Luka Doncic fan. Right. It's a player-driven league.

It's a player-driven. Specifically the NBA, I feel like. Yeah, it was the team. You follow guys around. Because that's actually your highlights. When you became, did you still root for baseball, football, hockey, Pittsburgh? Yeah, of course. Okay.

Yeah, still to this minute. Yeah, that's interesting. Yeah, I mean I guess for the NBA, it's not what you had to pick. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That actually works out pretty well. Who do you think is more famous, Taylor Swift or Tiger Woods? Oh, Taylor Swift. I think so too.

We were arguing about this earlier and some of the guys here think that Tiger still takes it. And I don't think he does anymore. No. Do you think at his peak, maybe at her peak now and his peak? Still Taylor. You think so? Yeah. Tiger's not selling 80,000 tickets to go see her one time.

She's on another level, man. I got interviewed today and someone was saying, well, this is just a PR thing, right? I'm like, fuck no. She doesn't need more PR. That's a step down right totally she loses some control and they're like you don't think this is like a contrived relationship i'm like well i hope it is and i'm like tiller if you're listening i've got all these young hot guys who play for the maps i'll hook you up come on come on down right i'll get your tickets right

so so i'm not sure who owns the chiefs but like like what do you – Clark Hunt. He lives in Dallas. So if you – did you talk to him about it? Not about this. No, no, no. Like if you got the call, how would that work? Would Taylor Swift like contact your PR team or whatever? No, like we get anybody famous, right? So it might be Kevin Hart or Jamie Foxx or maybe whoever, right? But this is like –

It's at a different level, but they're still at enough a level where you have to take precautions. Got it. Right? And so they're going to say, okay, security knows. Come through this back door. We'll hook you all up. And for her – Basketball's tough. She'd be courtside, right? She'd be like. Right. And so they're going to say, okay, security knows, come through this back door, we'll hook you all up. And for her... Basketball's tough.

She'd be courtside, right? Right, she'd be right there. Yeah. But there's, you know, you see a lot of superstars at, you know, games. You know, so you would just give them a special entry.

It's just like Patrick Mahomes is a Mavs fan comes, he just, he hangs out on my seats and then goes back to the back. I have a little setup for him or any other, you know, super famous people. Sure.

And just to give him some security and it'd be the same with her i'm worried about this is sunday she's supposed to be coming to met life for the jets and that's gonna they're gonna give her so much shit so much shit and i think i think that the booths or the suites are a little bit more removed but you know it's gonna be a blowout and zach wilson's gonna be sucking again and the guys are gonna be drunk i know i know so here i i i mean i already knew she had it like this but when she she wore these red new balances and they went up 500 and hidden valley was doing stuff with the ranch and and it was and by the way i put hidden valley ranch light on my salads and no one's giving me a deal are you listening that means like like that girl she doesn't need to do anything anymore

but the same way you don't you still are that girl should i mean everything she wears eats uses should be like a business deal or she owns it or like like i want equity in the shoes the the the the chicken fingers the this the that unless she's making so much money she just doesn't care yeah i guess so i mean but you know what touring is they make a she made a billion but she earns it oh no whereas like she's a passive income to just make a billion that way because touring every night is fucking insane hard like that you can't do that forever no she gives a three-hour show like i've been to a taylor swift when i actually met her.

I've got my kids to meet her and everything. Super sweet. Her dad's like a big Shark Tank fan. Cool. And she was like, yeah, da-da-da-da-da-da-da. That's funny. And actually, she played at a party I did, a Super Bowl party I had. I don't even know how many years ago, six, seven years ago.

Which, I mean, she was big. She's been big forever. Right. But something happened. No, no. Now, when you start filling out stadiums, and've got the swifties and she took she i mean she sets a great i've got two well 20 year old now and the 17 year old daughters she's a great example yeah yeah like you want her to be you want your kids to look up to her because she you know she pays attention to

life right she takes control of her own life she doesn't you know suffer fools if you fuck with her she'll fuck with you right back right she doesn't i think that's actually what made the difference i think the scooter braun situation made a difference was the best best you know worst thing for her personally but professionally because i think what i've learned so far in the world now with politics sports everything you can have fans but not until you go through a controversy or a scandal where your fan base perceives you're being attacked or wronged especially then they rally you almost want something a little bad organic right yeah something organic right you don't want to rally around you right um like i mean her being able

to re-record is like but it gift almost, you know, I'm sure she doesn't think that, but it also, it's smart. Yeah. Right. And that's the whole thing. You look at it when she does stuff like that's smart. Right. Oh, that's smart.

Everything. That's the right moves. Like as a business guy and I look at it, put aside the music, right. You know, but when you look at the steps she takes, it's like, that's smart. Yeah. Right. And when you're organic like that, you're doing your own thing and you're doing it right and you're showing success fuck yeah you want your kids to look up to yeah i look up to that yeah i mean i mean it's a little

funny she's already wearing the team colors and all that i feel like she should make him work a little more for her but you know so she knows like i get this much of that right so i know if i go into public kind of what the questions are going to be depending on where i'm at in the circumstances right and so if i go to a mavs game don't have mav what's going on right and so she knows how to preempt those questions yeah right so if i don't wear a jersey well okay if i do here's the question and it's just easier if i do it this way you're right it shows support i don't wear a jersey well okay if i do here's the question and it's just easier if i do it this way you're right it shows support i don't have to deal with it now i know my fans are going to be into it that helps his jersey sale so even if we break up i did something good

for him yeah he benefited at what point did you reach like uh or do you do you view yourself still as business owner team owner or are you now just like Mark Cuban, the celebrity, the personality? I've always just been Mark Cuban. It's more like how you think about me is up to you. But the reality is in this day and age, if I'm walking down the street in New York, cars are stopping and yelling and screaming. Yeah. But there definitely was a time where you needed to be making – like if you go off on some business endeavor right now and it fails, it's not that – it doesn't really matter, right? There was a time where you needed to be businessman first and like show that you could –

Yeah, because there's not a lot of business guys people have heard of. Right. Right. Just for me to be sitting here having this interview is weird, right? Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Because like we were just saying, no one knows who theo of google is outside of the industry right and so no what was why why do i know you like why why did you how did you separate yourself was it social

media was it because it went from um owning the you know the running the biggest multimedia site on the net so that gave me a tiny bit right yeah um but still like i wouldn't know you wouldn't know me unless you were in technology then i bought the maps and then when i bought the maps and i was just getting fined every other day that's what it was really right you were the bad boy i was younger than everybody right i was raising hell not giving a fuck so everybody wanted to have me on right so i was like the cool kids of jay leno and you wanted to do that shit yeah like if you didn't want if you wanted to be like in the shadows, you could have been, I could have been right.

But I just liked the experience. Do you think you would have made the same money and been the same success if you were in the shadows? Um, yeah, because I had already gotten to that point. Yeah. Right. Cause I'd sold and,

and, and that's, that's what made it interesting. I was young, obviously incredibly attractive. It was genuine. I think like I never, there's some people you're like,

Oh, that's like a show he's putting on it's like he fucking wants the maps to win and he's pissed and they're not and he's he's mad at the league and i was saying all the things any fan would say yeah right you're fucking us in this mess yes i was getting fined for it right no one other owner the other owners hated me so i was like the bad boy owner what were you i think i would get fined on purpose was that was i was all sometimes yeah i would be like fuck it let's like 10 grand whatever right it's like now if i'm getting fined because i know why like we protest the game you're not going to win that protest but i get to

say fuck you yeah it cost me 25 grand to protest and that's fuck you well worth it i mean what would a fine have to be for owners to really care like it had to be like in the millions wouldn't it yeah but no no it could be less than that because they add up because it's going to be more than one. Yeah, I guess so. But, you know, quarter of a mil here,

quarter of a mil there. Well, it's who you're writing the check to. Yeah. That's the part that you don't like. What would you do in a situation like Harden

with James Morey? If a player was that publicly... I mean, you have to go to the root of it, right? And so it's not so much that the player is asking for a trade, it's why. Yeah. What happened? Because that's what you have to go to the root of it, right? And so it's not so much that the player is asking for a trade. It's why. What happened?

Because that's what you have to deal with. The part of him asking for the trade is the easiest part of it because he's under contract. Now, if he's a free agent, that's different. But he's under contract. I mean, I don't know the ins and outs, but it feels a little bit like everywhere Harden's gone, there's been an issue.

People said the same thing about Kyrie too. And it's just getting to know the guy. It feels a little bit like everywhere Harden's gone. There's been an issue. People said the same thing about Kyrie too, right? Yeah. And it's just getting to know the guy. And I like, you know, getting to know Luka, getting to know Kai. They're good people, right? I like talking to Kyrie. He's really, really interesting.

Right. But you're not going to try to change his mind. Yeah. And once you realize that and just say, Kyrie, you'd be you. You just play basketball. But I'm not going to lie. And I told him this. I'm like, look, you bounce from team to team.

And what followed you wasn't good. Right. Right. And here's my position. And here's where we stand. Here's where we agree, disagree. He was like, cool. As long as we talk about it, we're good.

And he's a smart guy. He's not dumb. And so there's going to be circumstances like that. But you just got to figure out what works for you and do you communicate and when it gets to a point where a player is asking for a trade that obviously there was a miscommunication somewhere you know he had an expectation that expectation wasn't met boom shit it's the fan in a player's league though you think you can be like fine peace you're out like nobody's bigger than my team yeah look at ben simmons yeah right i mean that's where i you know all the talk was that he was going to miami they're gonna be a problem watch out bud so wait are you gonna have you heard about this uh dave and kairi one-on-one

you gotta set this up oh yeah no i did see because we gotta get this yeah because kairi said he's in but you know dave will literally go play him one-on-one at the drop of a hat. But Kyrie is like, yeah, we'll set it up. Listen, you want good press and good vibes for Kyrie. And I said to Kyrie, he's just a motherfucker. He's just using you, Ky. He's using you. But you don't know.

Yes, yes, absolutely. But I do think a guy like Kyrie Irving, what you just described, I don't personally like the way he's acted and some of the shit he's done. And I've been motherfucking him on my show. But if he played one-on-one with Dave and was kind of like, yeah, listen, this should happen, that should happen. But at the end of the day, this is how – I think it would be good for him. I think that's the kind of moves that he almost needs to do. Yeah, Kyrie gets along with everybody.

Yeah. But I don't think that's his like perception. No, not it's not it's not right there's a big disconnect there if that's the if that that's who he is like if you watch kairi after a game you know there's guys who exchange jerseys you know duane wade made a whole thing about exchanging jersey kairi like hugs guys and they give him a real hug back yeah right there's like yeah hug and there's a hug yeah yeah and um kairi gives and gets real hugs he's got you know when i talked to our guys when we made the trade um no you they have you know they have that respect and i think that's where kairi is misunderstood a lot but yeah for him to play out i'll just tell you when i saw that shit

i'm like kai he's using you and this is no lie dude they're texting he said no i know novel text no i know no i know i know and i'm like kai just do what i do just get a burner fuck with them and delete the burner yeah it's it's it's fun to play on that level once once you kind of were you ever like worried about your your public persona, your image? Only with kids. Once my kids got older. When they were younger, not so much.

Your kids, not just like anything. Yeah, my kids. They've become teenagers. Now my oldest is 20. Yeah, now it's a little bit different. But before that, fuck no. I don't give a fuck. I don't care what people think about me, but I care what my kids think.

Yeah, I for sure feel that. I know you've got to get going in a minute, but I do want to ask you. care what people think about me yeah but i care what my kids think yeah i for sure feel that i know you got to get going in a minute but i do want to ask you what you know you've been rich their entire lives your kids right like and you want to spoil them fuck it's scary i want to give them everything and and there are things i want to make easy for them but i'm like you know a little bit of hardship would maybe go a long way here they're not like when we're growing up and i was telling this to my oldest daughter, I'm like, look, like I didn't know how I was going to pay for school.

Yeah. I knew, but I knew I was going to have to figure it out myself. And she has never even considered that. Never even thought about thinking about how she does it. You know? And I'm like, and how could she look at it? And one side, I'm so happy that that's the case. Right. But on the other side, I'm like, okay, let's talk about what a budget is. Yeah. Let's start with the very beginning of what it is.

Let me just show you the budget I had when I was – because I still kept it, right? The budget I had. And you – I was thinking by the time – my kids are six and seven, so I got a little while. And I was thinking like – Let me just tell you how fast it goes. Oh, it already is. I mean I'm watching her do cartwheels on a balance beam right now i'm like like that's insane holy shit you look at your kids go how the fuck are they doing that shit

i would never do that and then uh it's crazy and then you're like oh they're gonna be a little bit alike and i have three kids and it's just like none of them are like yeah totally different uh i i i feel like by the time they're of college age i don't even something has to happen with college i feel like a bubble no it's all fucked age, I don't even – something has to happen with college, I feel like. A bubble of – No, it's all fucked up. I mean it's – If I wasn't in health care –

It's student loans, just feeding – like it's just one big circular – If I wasn't in health care – We can get a loan, but then we raise tuition and it just keeps going. No, it's because two things, right? One, it's easy money to borrow. And so if it's easy to borrow money to go to school, if you're a school, what are you going to do? You're going to keep on raising prices. Right.

Right. Now, let's stop some because it's gotten harder kids are getting um smart um smarter and then the second thing like i was talking to a bunch of rich people right they asked me to come and speak and it was like this investment group and i'm like how many of you have given money to put your name on a building and a bunch of them raising i'm like fuck you i'm like literally for the problem yeah you are the problem because those buildings you think you gave enough to build it but they keep on eating right you don't need the classroom for psychology sociology and business they all just have the same chairs in them right and they all look the exact same shit right you don't need a different building like i went to indiana like

well why don't we do this building that no i'm like i'll give you some money i'll do it for a multimedia school for new technology but you can't put it in a new building i like right it's got to be in something existing right where your region space because i'm not going to take responsibility for you raising tuition right it's insane to build more yes it's just like building almost a billboard for your name right and they pass that on to yeah right and so you know i think it makes things worse yeah and and so all that's starting to really like implode like you look at west virginia they borrowed too much money and did all this shit and now they're having to raise tuition they're cutting programs you're gonna see a lot more of that i feel like a uh like a trade like going

back to like trade school or learn it like that it's not even so much that like because there's always going to be a need for some ai can't fix your plumbing right right now is it maybe it'll get more digital and it'll diagnose problems like you're doing cars now sure sure but um somebody's got to do it someone's got to do it and they will and the price will go up till it hits a level where more people go to it right because now you're paying more and more for those trades because there's not enough people to do them, right? And so when you're getting paid $200,000, $300,000 to be a plumber, you're going to get more plumbers, right? So that'll kind of take care of itself.

But with AI and everything, people are going to have to learn more in order to not get caught. And the people who are going to lose their jobs aren't the highest level management or the lowest level. It's the people in the middle. Yeah, which is kind of the toughest almost in a way. Yeah, and they'll be replaced by other jobs and just the maximum numbers, right?

So the 10 jobs lost here, 10 jobs created there because AI is only as smart as the information that it's fed to it. Right. So if you play with chat GPT or Bard or the others, right, it gives you wrong answers. Right. Right. It hallucinates.

And if you don't know the shit, like I tell my kids, yeah, I tell my kids, you can use chat GPT all you want because you have to know how to use it and know if it's right. You know if it's right or not. Right. So you've got to know the subject material, but it's a great hack. Like I use it as a hack to save me on typing. Do this little business plan or whatever. Write this up. And okay, cut and paste. And I just correct it.

Smart man, man. No, man. Just looking for shortcuts. So just give me – speak of shortcuts. Just give me like – let me get it on the ground floor, like seed level or something. What do you got cooking? Come on. I got a little money to go around now.

Well, Shark Tank is premiering right now, right? So let me do my bits, right? We got some good shit coming on there. There's one company that is on the premiere episode on Friday. I don't know when this is going to get cut. Probably Tuesday. Tuesday. Okay.

So it just premiered this past Friday. And I invested in with Lori called Gatsby Chocolates. Okay. And like I always try to pay attention to my health right i'm always looking for cheats that work right so in the morning i eat alissa's healthy cookies because they're low-cal high fiber etc but i always have a sweet fix like after i work out i come home after i eat um and so like what can i eat well these guys came on and they've got real big chocolate bars like this that are like 180 calories and i'm like

this can't taste good and i'm like oh really so i'm like not even like not good for like oh it's good for healthy food like just good good tastes great good yeah like oh my god i could like literally i could eat two bars and not think twice right so it tastes great um it's only 180 calories for um the sea salt version that I like. 210 for cookies and cream. And it's like not per serving. It's like for the whole bar. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Because if you're like me, right? Yeah, they fuck around with the serving size. The serving size, yeah, yeah. I ain't having like one. When it was healthy, I'm like, oh, I just had 10 serving sizes. Right, yeah. It's like, what the fuck, right? Yeah, yeah.

And so I'm just always going to eat the whole bar. Yeah. And that hits my sweet fix. And so we just got them all out to Walmart. And so if you want to check them all out, it's called Gatsby's Chocolate. Okay. And that's like my new – like this shit is going to be big. Okay.

I want to get that B, man. You know, that's when you got to get lucky. But, you know, having – when you got the 200, 300 where you're at, right? Yeah, right. Getting to 400 is like – All right. We appreciate it, man uh everybody knows shark tank by now it's i mean how long has been this is 15 i was gonna say 15 yeah friday night that's that's become an american institution in its own right crazy isn't it crazy yeah i mean they're you know in the pantheon there's gonna

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