KFC Radio - Feits and Pavs Recap The Italy Modeling Trip - Full Episode

Episode Date: May 30, 2024

ATTN: Photos on video podcast version and also on Instagram Timecodes: 0:00 Start 00:15 Feits and Pavs' Rome Modeling Recap 53:09 Swirling Mark Davis and Hayden Hopkins rumors 01:00:55 Kevin Hart and Kai Cenat's sleepover 01:08:35 Getting old 01:10:12 Joe Biden is looking for Meme Manager 01:14:30 how many drinks does the president have? 01:18:01 15 Year Old Now 2 Year Old Steve is the new KFCR Intern 01:31:19 Video Voicemails Links: Link 1 : https://www.hodinkee.com/articles/this-italian-motoring-crew-will-make-you-very-jealous Link 2: https://www.google.com/search?sca_esv=13134d05f9161faa&q=angelo+izzo&uds=ADvngMjJfDSyDf-6Ag-4SE4wd20JVtgxQdJtahhClbyRPVA-ebbH0xAXJtsV0gPaMJGUdx_Gou1Wx2Bv13HrO8PH_IP1KqeluUTW-rWMhQRBjUZ8OeC7oxxlbW8ZMcFLIVZYZcPTWfBFsAIQ00fl_87X986S66KB1Oqq13QQcaa3zefllma4jC9ldEV8Zol45K71P2eWcdViRftgYjrgEKp-r1bkhRxLcIXN65u9uXaxXNgc4sBnx3SA3HJ4cSN1EBLX5plSTL0Bps8GalCFiBMJOLdVBUeko49ObzCbCor8c1S1k4Hl0LxfRfVfSrEHGCmsro7zcPMz&udm=2&prmd=ivnmbt&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwiAtpWH5bOGAxWJEFkFHX5cCwwQtKgLegQICRAB&biw=1876&bih=1471&dpr=2 +++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code KFC for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). CANN: Head to https://DrinkCann.com and use code KFC20 for 20% off your order of Cann and a free Roadie 6pk sampler. BetterHelp: KFC Radio is sponsored by BetterHelp. Visit https://BetterHelp.com/KFC today to get 10% off your first month. Omaha Steaks: Go to https://OmahaSteaks.com and use promo code KFC at checkout for exclusive savings on Fathers Day gift packages.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Yeah! Now we're cooking with gas, man! Michael Jackson over here! It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. And Mr. Italia is back. We've been waiting for the Italy recap.

This is John's second trip to Italy in like three weeks. Third. Third trip to Italy in like a month. This is my third trip to Italy in the last year. That's crazy. Like 365 days. This dude is a European jet setter now. Honestly, in the last 10 months, I'd say I've been to Italy, like, a year and a half. Yeah, man.

You are as cultured as they come. I think, like, because Bert, I did Amsterdam twice, Italy three times, Ireland. No, that one was longer. That was longer? Maybe it's seven. I, that one was longer. That was one time. Maybe it's seven. I forget. Whatever it is. It's a lot. I've been traveling a lot.

You're going back next? We're going back two weeks. Going to Paris? I mean, what the fuck is going on? People keep inviting me. It's a wedding. It's not. Okay.

Whatever. This last thing was not, oh, I got invited to a wedding. John is a professional model. He's a male model. Let's just call invited to a wedding. John is a professional model. He's a male model. Let's just call it what it is. John's a male model. Well, if I'm a male model, then Pat is a male model. Then Pat is a male model, too.

You're a professional model. I'm in the minor leagues still. I think you guys have a clothing. Are they clothing or just shoes? Apparel coming soon. Okay. I think. I don't know.

A fashion brand is using you to model their clothes and take pictures. You're both male models. Like more than once. Because I will say, you know, there are some times where it's just like, you know, you see like Bryan Cranston wearing something for Kith. And it's like, whatever, you're not a male model. This is like repeat. No, I think this is more of a Kranston thing.

I don't think so. I think if it stopped right now, I would agree. I don't think that's. First of all, to be a model, you have to be hired. That's starters. Well, listen, listen, we know you're not going to get money for this. It was. We know you will never see a dime for your work.

But, you know, are you not a professional blogger? You don't get any money for this. It was like two or three weeks before. This was a week ago now, ten days ago now. I get a text. Me and Baz went to Italy with Del Toro. And then they texted probably two weeks before. And we were like,

I don't even remember what happened. I think the model dropped out or something like that. And they're like, do you want to do it? Wally Pip. And I said, yeah, I got nothing going on.

And so we went, and it was fun. Now, you have not even seen the pictures yet. I have intentionally avoided the pictures. And Paz, you have seen even seen the pictures yet i have intentionally avoided the pictures and paths that you have seen them okay i i have been told like john has been bursting at the seams to show these pictures and i was like we gotta wait for it we gotta wait for it so i have been told that these pictures are i guess just absurd i mean i don't know whether like i can't even read you like are they bad are they funny

funny bad funny good are they just good is it just ridiculous i think we're gonna have a mix of everything okay i mean i have a few pictures of pads that i think are unbelievable well well that i just took myself on my i was gonna say forget about the professional modeling pictures the the cell phone pictures coming through of pabs with like a cigarette talking with his hands looking like a fucking gu Guinea on the motherland. You don't even know that. Half of it. You don't even know that.

I don't. Half of it. I don't. I don't. I don't. Let's go. Hang on. Before we do that,

Jackie did ask for presents. I did. Oh. See, I mean, we just keep getting showered with gifts because he's a European jet setter. I know Jackie complained last time that Paz went to Italy. So now it's the second time. getting showered with gifts because he's a european jet setter i know uh jackie complained last time that paz went to italy so now it's the second time so we figured we'll get you

you can cook yourself an italian dinner here's some pasta that's that good shit here's some meat no you know she loves the meat you know she loves the meat here's some dessert this is so cute here's some limoncello I'm not gonna throw that that's glass and after dinner cigarette yeah you know you're coming back bro aces cigarettes how about this one so it's on Jackie Jackie's I'm gonna get in real quick yeah the cigarettes like oh you know she doesn't know how to throw it. I was going to say, was it how she tomahawked it? I throw it over here, Charlie. Do not ever, if you ever run into Jackie Nichols,

do not ask her to throw you anything. She will throw up. You just tomahawked it at you. Yeah, that was an axe throw. But all of these, on these European cigarettes, it's all horrific things always yeah appears to be some kind of glaucoma blowing smoke in a baby's face ashtray tracheotomy a dead guy i don't know some organs and then there's this one that is just

sick it's just a picture of a baby it's a baby with cigarette in its mouth oh it's got a binky and a cigarette in its mouth it's fucking gangster i was gonna say baby like if i could get a full case of just these i would buy i'd buy the store out be like look at my look at my baby smoking cigs that is not the way to do it i also kind of get a kick out of this one where he's getting a shocker. Okay, so. These are great gifts. Alright, we're two for two. Here, Jackie. No, I'm actually going to throw them, but just not.

Like an idiot. I did throw them like an idiot. But the highlight of the trip for me, I'm not going to say your for me i'm not gonna see your paths i'm guessing it's their paths too this is before we get to the pictures the whole the pictures were fun that's the extent of that the night we hung out with the bichoni is one of the coolest nights of my life. What does that mean? The Bichoni is a local crew in Turin. And they all dress like it's the 70s.

Oh, hell yeah. They are all... Jets and the Sharks? Like, it is... I didn't even... I was told going in exactly what it is, and I was not prepared for what it is. Like, the guys... I've been describing them as they all look like they're from,

they're in Tinker Tailor Soldier Spy. You know, like that Cold War movie? Yeah, okay. And they got ascots on. Are they from the 70s? Are they young or old? A mix. I'd say the youngest guy was probably five years older than me, and then it went up to probably 70.

Got it. Hell yeah. But, Pat, scroll down to the one pic. This guy is our guy right there. Oh, wow. Yeah, that dude's the fucking dude. Oh, yeah. That down to the one pic where this guy is our guy right there. Oh, wow. Yeah, that dude's the fucking dude. Oh, yeah. That dude's the fucking man.

I would say Tinker Tailor's, maybe I don't know that movie as well. That feels more, like, stylish. He's a little more stylish in that pic. I mean, like, no, because he's wearing an ascot that night. That's a guy who's bedded, like, 5,000 women. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In fact, none of them really speak english so we that's it right there in the back yeah dude that's the one and the rest of these guys are it as well yeah they're all all of them so that's alberto kind

of lounging he was our photographer uh that's jo next to him. He is one. I was going to say, I think you can pick out the ones who are and the ones who are not. John Luca next to Pavs. John Luca was one. And then I think the other guy's name was Susie. Most of them didn't speak any English. Right. So what are you guys just like kind of?

Alberto was kind of being our translator in between everything. Got it. We asked. I actually don't remember his name, the guy I like a lot. We asked him. Because they all drive classic. I think he was driving a mid-70s Porsche. Yeah. And we asked him, I think we just said, how many do you have? And then the translation came back, him smiling, going, cars are women.

And we were like, I think I said both. I forget what I said. But we eventually got the cars. He's like, I don't know, 15. And then he was saying we got to come back to his house and do a video of his wardrobe because he has a boots room. He's like, I got a room for just boots. So is this dude rich or is it like.

I think the Bichoni. So the Bichoni, they're called the bichoni because that's direct translation we know a serpent and they're called the serpents because of the logo the alfa romeo logo has a serpent on it and they so they so it's a car club almost they meet weekly dude we met them at so then we did a bar and then they go to dinner this was a rainy night so not a lot of guys came out but there's i think around 30 of them and we meet at this bar beforehand and you walk in and you just know this is their bar like it's it's not like they're just in the corner it's it was actually really cool they were just kind of hanging out like they some were reading the paper some were just chilling a lot of them irish goodbye i guess

it's in town goodbye they just get up and leave and they're gone dude, while we're at the bar, Martina, who was the female model, she was like, do you know Angelo Itzo? And we were like, no. It's like, Angelo Itzo. I don't know who that is. Because Martina didn't speak a ton. She spoke actually, she spoke to people she was comfortable with. She was making fun of Paz. She didn't like the way I talked.

She didn't like what? She didn't speak a ton throughout the day to me and John, and I kind of just thought there was a language barrier. And then we sat down at dinner like, she speaks English. She didn't like it. She's fine. And then she had a couple drinks in her, and Brady let out what she said in the car to him.

She was like, John, good voice, strong voice. Pavs, can't understand him. And then we're out smoking on the balcony after dinner and she's like, John, talk like this. Pavs, talk like this. This is that Gen Z bullshit, you know? He's running around

saying, like, I'm gone. She's like, who is this like who is this understand me let alone people that speak italian i understand i told her i understand you don't like you're not offending me um also notice here i'm in a pretty tough position i'm in a tough seat we're like i don't want to completely turn my back to the italians but i can't understand a word that they're saying and i don't want to just whisper to john the whole time and i'm not really in this conversation over here so i just stay quiet just stuff your face bro just keep eating yeah john talk like this um but yeah the

bichoni are wait so martina then turns to us, like a Wikipedia article, and is explaining that he has kidnapped and murdered two women. Or one woman faked her death, so she survived. One woman he did kill. And he's just sitting at the bar. And we're like, what? He's just sitting at the bar. Yeah we're like, what? He was just sitting at the bar. Yeah, just like he had a scarf on.

He was a little dainty. Had he never been caught? No, he's caught. There's a Wikipedia. Angelo Izzo. Yeah, Izzo. But he's out? So at one point in the night, I said, how was he just sitting at the bar?

And they just started to go, go eataly i was like that's a that's i guess that's a good answer isn't that a thing in your oh my god oh my god he's like a fucking horror freak yeah he's what he looked like that day oh i was picturing not that yeah i thought he was gonna be like this slick guy no no when i said like a henry uh jeffrey dahmer like like a sex icon you know, no, no. He's a freak. Don't they have a rule in Europe like you can't go to jail

for more than 20 years? Like no matter what it is? I don't know. There's something like that where it's like you can't. Lock this guy up, man. I don't know if he ever went to jail. He has a Wikipedia,

the Cicero Massacre. He has a Wikipedia called Massacre. And he's just sitting at the bar? He's just hanging at the bar, bro. What if he does it again? I think he's a little old and fat to do it again. I know, but if something happens again and you're like, wow, we probably should have kept that Massacre guy locked up.

Italy. Italy. Italy. But yeah, it was hanging with those guys. Despite the fact that we couldn't really communicate. Actually, I mean, half of them we could. Joe spoke English pretty well. Gianluca, although he didn't speak that much, he did speak English pretty well.

It was really more the two guys I liked. Well, I liked everybody, but those two guys, I was like, those guys are fucking horrible. It says a first degree murder charge was handed down sentencing Izzo to life imprisonment without parole. Well, that's not the case because he's alive and well. He's hanging in Toronto. They're lying about who Angelo Izzo is. That's crazy.

He smelled so bad, man. He stunk up the room. That's crazy. Berneshke? What is it? What? Oh, Bichoni. Bichoni. B-I-C-H-O-N-I, I believe.

Bichoni. They are fucking... Dude, so I'm happy to hear that it's car related because the pictures of the cars you showed me were awesome. Yeah. And that was for the modeling or because of the Bichoni? That was modeling. That was a completely different thing.

Oh, okay. We didn't hang out. So we'll get to the actual pictures of the guys but i mean they were in front of like old school ferraris and and alfa romeos and even not even like the luxury brands just like those brands i never heard of yeah yeah like european small because you know the driving over there's so different like a small sporty kind of luxury car and i'm like i've never even fucking seen a car like that that is awesome dude by the way this so this is the night we went to dinner this is that's the italian royal palace back there that is where when there was a royal family the king was born the king

lived all that stuff we went to dinner right across the plaza from it now this plaza is a functioning plaza people walk through it you this plaza is a functioning plaza. People walk through it. People hang out. Cars don't drive through it. But the Bichoni can park wherever they want. So they just parked right in the middle. They just pull up. Do they have a license plate, like a handicap tag?

I don't know exactly what the Bichoni do. But they were, at one point, Brady, who's the owner of Del Toro, he tried to get up and sneaky pay the bill. And the waiter was like, isn't that the Bichoni's table? And he said, yes. And he said, then I wouldn't try and pay the bill. I advise against this. there was some wild shit like when we went to the so there was a smoking lounge in the restaurant there is we went to the smoking and we went to the smoking

lounge after dinner and there was just a big box on the table with a gun like on the cover with a silencer on it and the box was locked and i was just kind of messing around and i was like i think there's a gun in here now in retrospect there's a good there's a chance that i judged them based on where we were and who they were yeah and it's just like cigars but could very well be that feels feels particularly gun boxy yeah yeah it was the silencer is the like plenty of people have guns silencers are for assassins they're for straight up murderers there's nobody who's like i need it for protection to get my silencer out um but this is the video is us leaving we had did we met at the bar perhaps i were considering not going out because this was the day.

We were leaving in the morning. We were getting picked up at 7 a.m. We had Bruins and Knicks that night. So we knew we had to kind of sneak a nap in because the games didn't start until 1 a.m., 2 a.m.? 1 a.m. for the Bruins, 2 a.m. for the Knicks. 1 a.m., yeah. And so we were like, maybe let's just not go to dinner. Maybe we'll go to the bar and we'll meet the Bichoni. And then we'll go home.

We'll take naps, get up for the games. And the minute we met the Bichoni. We're staying up until the next game. We'll miss the next game. We probably left dinner at like 1am roughly. Yeah, 1am. Right at puck drop. This is in front of the

Italian Palace. Dude, this is like a scene from a movie. Which I tell him to feel out. I don't think they'll be here. Let me just feel out. That's so gangster that's so good that's so gangster that was so gangster

bro this is this is when you learn you know this is why you do have to travel and shit cause you learn like that whole like, redefines the word cool. Yeah. You know?

It's like things that we think are cool here, it's like, that's not cool. The second we saw them, I was like, that dude's the man. That guy's so sick. Yeah. Like, the shit that the people we like over here, the things we think are, like, swaggy, it's like, no, no, no, no, no, no. Check this out. It's just the 70s all the time.

They're the coolest guys. I really want to go back and do a video with them because they're just like – Yeah, yeah. They're so – Just like a day in the life of the Bichonis. And I don't think there's a barrier of entry as far as wealth goes. I think you just have to have one of those cars and kind of embrace that lifestyle. So I think some of the guys had,

they said as few as one or two classic cars, which is a lot. And then that guy said 15. But it's funny because we were talking about those cars and you were saying you can get them for like seven grand, nine grand. So, I mean, if you have 15 of them, that's still a lot.

But it's not like, you know, I feel like over here, if you have like 50, you're like Jerry Seinfeld. You have to have like a billion dollars to have that many cars. What was your highlight, Pabs? My highlight was definitely that car moment. When the bill was coming around and we realized we all had to split it and they looked at

me for $100 and then Brady said, I got me because I was getting really stressed out. When they, when I don't know who it was, looked at me and put their hand out for a hundred dollars and I was pretending to check my pockets and Brady just came in with a hundred dollars. Yeah. That was my highlight. I forgot about that. That was the thing where the waiter said,

don't pay it. So you'd think, okay, they got it. Yeah. No, it just means we're all paying. We all had to split it.

I thought that was like, don't insult me by trying to that's exactly what i thought but they're just there's like we're all eight so we all pay yeah i see but it causes more problems than not you know what i mean i appreciate the gesture but rather just brady put it on his car all right so should we get to the pictures yeah do you have any kind of order no order i mean so there's two day two is like where the big the the special why don't why don't can you look at them and and kind of uh well i'll show the most ridiculous ones first no i think no i think you build up yeah so give me like the here we are, and then there's this,

and then we start to get a little funky, and then we start to get a little more, and then we end on. Got it. Whether it's – I think – what did you tell me? You said something like – you said like there's a lot of high pants or something like that. Yeah, really high pants. Well, that actually honestly was the most fun part, was day two. Because Alberto, first of all, we're just more comfortable with each other.

Yeah. And Alberto would say things like, hey, I want to take a picture of you in front of that car. Go put together an album for that. And I was like, oh, this is kind of fun. They're playing dress up. You're gay in America, you're gay in italy bro playing dress-up was the sickest thing of all time you don't have to stop you can play dress-up

every day yeah you can just do it yeah i thought that's what you do yeah that's what i do but i don't usually have classic cars to work with right right got the accessories now. And there were some days or some times, I'll admit, we maybe went a little overboard. You chose or they made you? I chose. Oh, everything was 100% my choice. It was because I brought all my own clothes. I was just wearing the shoes. It's all my clothes.

Oh, okay. I thought they were decking you out. No, no, no. It's just the shoes. So anytime you're dressed looking like an asshole, it's just you. It's my own clothes. Okay, I thought they were decking you out top to bottom. No, no, no, it's just the shoes. So anytime you're dressed looking like an asshole, it's just you. It's my own clothes. It was

so much fun, dude, being able to wear the clothes I've bought that my friends would just... You guys are just two little fairies in here. They get to be chicks. It's like gay or European. It's like, it's gay here, it's European there. That picture that you posted of me

my friends just got sent around in every group chat and it's like this is how Pads wants to dress all the time but they know we'll make fun of him but now it's like you should be like I don't care if you guys make fun of me you're not even a hundredth as cool as the Bichoni

you can't make fun of me I'm in with them you're out I got a new gang the night we went to meet the bichoni yeah you can't make fun of me i mean with them you're out i got a new gang the night we went to meet the bichoni i stood in my hotel room sopping wet out of the shower just thinking what am i gonna do i try and blend in right do i oh i would have loved to see you do mental gymnastics on this one i'm just standing there like he called me he said what do you what are you wearing so you're wearing your regular clothes but you're like you know rolling this up or tightening that like doing other things to it or you're just wearing clothes that you don't usually wear here

no i mean honestly i think everything i'm in is probably something you've seen okay okay um with the bichoni i opted to dress like i wore like the bell bottoms i wore like uh which what color my black ones and then i kind of went murdered out black jacket black t-shirt it's ridiculous he's like i wore my black bell box it's insane that is insane and you said it and i was like i know the pants you're talking about we got to talk more about the bell bottoms in a minute but let's get to these uh we'll start off with something you guys are comfortable with or used to at least yep yep there was a lot of you're getting like too big i think you look too you're like you're like huge on top. Mix it in the leg day.

I do a leg day every week. My legs don't grow out. It's crazy. Strung a cord apparently. And we hit the fountain. There's a little bit more that are... Okay. Is that Brady?

Yeah. Okay. You guys look so cute together. Those look like engagement photos. And then this is where Fyights started really sucking in his ballet. Oh, dude. You can tell, you can tell. That's a pretty picture.

I think that's a good picture. No, that's a bad picture. I think that's great. I hate this so much more than I thought it was gonna. I hate this so much more than I thought it was gonna. I would say this is the only time fights felt uncomfortable. Because we started off with the gelato where he's used to eating gelato. Yes.

Standing in front of the camera like that. Tippy toes. These ones look like real estate photos. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fuck. Jackie had texted, like, are they cringe or are they good? I was like, I think they're a little bit of... Because I forget if we talked about this on air or not,

but we were laughing the whole time about the absurdity of everything, so it never struck me that it might be cringe. Yes, yes, yes. Now that I'm seeing the pictures... As soon as that picture was, like, cut, you were like, holy shit. A picture doesn't tell that story. We did do a vlog that I think we're going to put out Monday. Yeah, Monday it'll come out.

So that will kind of now wait here's a very important question are you choosing to stand that way or are they like that one the toe the toe was said to put me okay okay that because you know if they're like give me this give me that and you're just doing it it's whatever if you're like strike a pose It's a different story. I'd say they were – no, I don't know if I ever posed without being told to. You got to know how to do that shit. That's the – Before we get to my photos, I heard the toes thing, and that was the only thing that I heard, so that's all I did.

I didn't know. I was like, only go to. So wait, how did you get roped into like – were they just like, you too? You're doing it? It was just like Brady and Alberto, and I was just like you too you're doing it like brady and alberto and fights just like all right your turn okay um and they just have like a trunk of shoes for you to just keep sliding on new pairs and stuff or what is it yeah like a thousand shoes this is a real model before we keep going yeah yeah it's funny you're also with this like beautiful italian model she's probably they brought these two fat Americans.

Oh, look at this regal motherfucker. That is the best gin I've ever had. Bro. That's a male model photo, bro. That is... Put that in a magazine, i wouldn't blink an eye alberto kept every picture he took of me he'd go it's not so bad every picture it's not so bad you can see the del toro guys like going to their photographer

and being like we got a guy for you and then he shows up and he's like, hmm, really? Yeah. Okay, let's see what I can do with this. I would just be like, click, click, click, click, click, click, click. And then he'd look down for a second and go, you sound so bad. But then he has fights to just hold the shoes and to take his face out of it and his whole body. And he was loving it. Yo, he was like, these are perfect. These are amazing.

He was loving these. Best shots of the day, he said. And you hate your hands. Yeah shots of the day, he said. And you hate your hands. Wait, actually, fuck. Yeah, it was terrible.

Oh, my God. Those mangled pieces of shit. Those are your hooves. And especially the way you're splitting your fingers.

It makes it even weirder. You like those ones? What a pervert. I'm going to puke. I'm going gonna puke! I'm gonna puke! Grrr! Grrr! Grrr! Grrr! Grrr! Grrr!

Grrr! Grrr! Grrr! Shut the fuck up! Jesus Christ! You're so gross you just made yourself puke! Bro, look at those fucking things! I mean, look at how lumpy they are! They're horrific! I look like fucking...

Drop it, drop it off on the camera. Who was it? Who's the King of England? Prince John's hands! That is exactly what they look like fucking Who was it? Who's the king of England? Prince John's hands That is exactly what they look like dude I look like I got fucking beat with a shoe Before this thing Oh my god It looks like they made me stick my hand in a bee's neck Like alright photo time

That was disgusting Yo yo yo let me tell you though the shoes are fucking flings it's just the hoes that are holding them these are all unusable pictures you cannot why would he say they're good he must not have been able to zoom in and see my hands in reality maybe you know what he probably they're gonna touch these up and edit out your veins and your puffiness and all that shit. Why am I so puffy? It's the one thing on your body like all of like the sodium in your body

or something just smushes into your hands. I don't know. Oh my God. Let's do another palate cleanse. Alright, now we're about to get crazy. Oh my God, look, look, look. Okay. Look at this James Bond motherfucker.

These are good. And then we go black and white, get real serious. Yo! Wait, zoom in on his face. Yeah. That looks like the same face that Charlie and Mac make to each other across the restaurant. Yeah, it does. It looks exactly like that.

I shaved my mustache the second day. I probably should have shaved it the first. No, the mustache fits. No, it the first in retro no the mustache fit no yeah you gotta have the mustache you gotta have the stache you look like you already look like

a veteran soldier or whatever but like black and white you especially like if you zoom in it looks like something you have

if you cut out the rest of it so it's not you can tell it's like not modern that could be one of those like four score and 80 years ago I write you from the the civil war shit dude that's funny so brady is is the

owner but he also modeled yeah okay i think this is his first time doing it i'm not i'm not positive about that okay no i don't think he was dabbling in it a little bit before yeah i'm pretty sure he hasn't been got it got it got it i don't i don't quote me on that though that's a cool one that one is okay you guys are gay james want a couple i i think i think i have like special needs i i think i think i look with your hands you do i think i look like a person who's not... What is that? You have an extra chromosome?

I don't. I think I'm horrific. No, you are not. Go to the ones that are intentionally... Not intentionally funny, but... Again, though, these are things like... If you know someone in a modeling photo, it's very easy to laugh at them.

If I was flipping through a magazine and saw that, I wouldn't be like, what the fuck is this? I don't know. look weird honestly like if you okay if you like crop brady out like go to the other one and like you just had that huge in your like room like it would look so cool if i had the huge what like if you just have like a giant like it's like i might veto that if you have a gigantic picture of yourself posing like this you know like the kings like have like oh yeah yeah yeah i know what you mean i know what you mean have, like, a giant... I might veto that. If you have a gigantic picture of yourself posing like this. You know how, like, the kings, like, have, like, giant pictures of themselves? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

I know what you mean. I know what you mean. Yeah, this was, like, painted. No, no, no. Wait, go back. The black and white one, right? This one right here? But the one where he's standing, like, more to the...

That one? Yeah, that. Yeah, if it was just you. You'd drop him out, and that was just you, and, like, it's one of those king photos. That would look so fucking cool. You do look kind of, like like Kingly, regal. Like you're looking down on the peasants, you know? Yeah, you can see my actual chin while I'm doing it.

Did you get the tux for this? Yes, and then I just accidentally had it for the Brady thing. It ended up being perfect. I got it for this. Yeah, that's some kind of a mafioso shit. You look like you could be in the Irish mob or something, right? I don't know if they wear the tuxes. They're not like Peaky Blinders-esque, but that could be Peaky if your clothes were different.

My face is so grossly fat. Go to the funny ones. No, it's not. No, it's not. You have body dysmorphia. We all do. I forget what I was going to say. Day two. All right. the um i forget i was gonna say day two all right

yeah now we're cooking we got michael jackson over here mj i'm ready that one's fucking. I'm ready for you to break out a fucking moonwalk. Holy shit, dog. Up against a little Italian car, too. Yo. I mean, this guy is in the burshoni right now. This is like you're entered. They let you in. This is your initiation to the gang.

Dude, there's a shot that I have on the vlog that I'm just going to put the Oppenheimer music to. Yes. From the front, this is cool. This is fun. This is Michael Jackson. From the back, he's going to make a bomb. Yeah. Dude, I don't even know about it, but the lighting on it looks awesome.

You can see half your face and all that shit. Bro, so there was a point where I was. It's just so high. Uh-huh. His pants are just so high there was a point where i was genuinely considering buying one of these cars because they were they really weren't expensive they were like john that you are like the size of that car well that's what alberto capsega's can't fit i was like dude i can fit in a car like what is that did you get did you get in that car

i got in that car were you like i didn't fit as well as i thought you could not drive that around every day you'd be like fred flintstone dude those are those are the ones that's fucking fire oh for a second i believe this just like oh here's a beautiful person those legs goddamn there's the boy oh you're so gay man because you know you know pavs was like this is this is the outfit i wanted so badly to send the whole time. Oh, man. Cavs was on fire, dude.

You're doing the toe thing. Toe and tip. I love that. That car is so sick. It's like a fucking army tank. Yeah, I was going to say. It looks like you're a fucking Libyan. That is, I would love to see the video of that of you going.

We got it. Oh, great. I would love to see the video of that if you go. We got it. Yeah. Great. Actually, I have, I think, a live photo of the hat tip. Are there any of you? Oh, shit. That one's pretty cool. You look cool there. Your face looks cool there.

I don't know why, but you look cool there. It matches more like it's like off-duty army. Yeah, that was, see, he was like, I want to take a picture in front of this truck. Can you go put an outfit for that? You look like you're in the Expendables. Yeah. You're like a retired guy who has like a thousand bodies to his name.

That one. Back it up, back it up. That one. The Italian boy band. This is the Italian Backstreet Boys. Oh, my God. This one was intentionally done, I think. Yes, it was.

And then Brady showed it to the Del Toro marketing team, and they got mad. They're like, you said you were going to take this seriously. This looks like the boy band where it's like the three guys that are, when the girls go like, oh, I don't like the two lead guys. I like the other guys. That's like the Chris Kirkpatrick of NSYNC. Look at you get your lean on, bro. It's the toes.

It's also like you guys have a little bit of a pilgrim thing. We all look very different. It's also like you guys have a little bit of a pilgrim thing. We all look very different. It's every decade mixed into one photo. What are you, just kind of sitting on that car? Yeah. That's so awkward. You just have one foot dangling. Oh, man.

Toe tap. Whoa, cool. Toe tap. That is cool, though. Do you have any of you in front of the red car? Yes. That one, I thought you looked the best. You looked really good there.

That's it. You guys want the room? It was because I was videotaping. So I was looking through the lens of the camera. I was like, damn, Pav's looks sick. Yeah, it's the boy. That's it. Oh, baby.

Really, though, the toe tap every time. I mean, you were doing the toe tap every time. I mean, you were only doing the toe tap every time. There's one more, I think, right? I mean, I guess, yeah. Oh, these are some cool ones. These are some cool ones. Oh, yeah. What are you doing there?

I don't know. You look dumb there. You look retarded. I look like I'm like, I don't know what a wrench is. Like, what the fuck? What do I do with this? I can't get it in my hand. How do I work?

This is the first day of school photo where your mom's like, pose. Bro, bro, give me a zoom in on that one. Dude, we're taking pictures back there, and then we've been back there for like 20 minutes, and then we just started hearing a guy speaking Italian, like, there's an actual mechanic in this room right now. Wait, give me the wrench again. The wrench is like, huh?

What the fuck is this thing? That might be my favorite. The wrench. That thing hit my hand. It came in like Mjolnir, and I was like, how did this happen? I think that one's really good, too. Bro, wow. Tell me that's one of you under that car. No, I think Bray just got under it.

I could have been in the car. It's a little under them. Imagine they tried to roll you under that car. No, I think Bray just got under it. I could have been in the car as little as under them. Imagine they tried to roll you under and just hit your belly. Man. Well, I'll tell you what. The product shots they're getting are fucking great. The ones at Justice Shoes? Yeah.

Yeah, those are strong. Oh, the legs are out. Yeah. Dude, you guys are male fucking models everyone i sent the like i sent it to my mom i sent it to like my friends and like really just like not very positive responses like they weren't mean but it was like even like oh you did that thing it was just like i got one fire emoji from somebody that always gives me compliments. And then my mom was like, very nice. Good job, Mikey.

Oh, I want to see you guys on your next one where you'll be feeling yourself like, oh, I know what I'm doing. I know how to do this. I would say, ooh, that's cool. I would say my favorites. I think Pab's doing this thing, the hat. The wrench is the funniest, but you, I think, like, doing the army look is cool. The army look is cool. But that, the first one, that's pretty fucking cool. That's pretty cool, dude.

Again, man, I'm telling you, if I saw that in a, I would not bat an eyelash. I'd be like, that is a cool, like I want that jacket. That dude's toe tapping

like a motherfucker. What do you mean like? Literally one move. Yeah. That's what I mean. Next time, you mean, like? Literally one move. That's what I mean. Next time, you know, you work in another thing. You work in the chin. You work in whatever. What do you think's the best?

I mean, I love the hands. The hands. Oh, man. I love those grotesque goblin fingers. They're back. They're back. Yo, and I had to put... I did these ones because, oh, my God. Jeez, I just couldn't fit in the shoes. Why didn't you go with these two fingers? I don't know.

I don't know. It's a great question. It was a model. It just makes it look like a weird claw. And it was not the right one. It was not the right one. Those are for sure unusable. Like, those can't be used.

They'll touch them up, bro. You'll be fine. God damn, man. Dude. And then I like the three, the pilgrim boys. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dude, I said, I think while we were there, that I do understand why models are insane.

Like, despite the fact that we're on camera all the time when you're just sitting there i was so aware of every extra pound yeah every fold i don't really think about it here i don't really think about when we're doing video stuff every time i heard the camera click i go now wait also when oh that's not your best god why do they have my leg oh no they should have i should not have been allowed to wear shorts yeah they should have said no shorts on they should have shot me in the head they should have said no they should have been like we understand it's you know nice weather no no i i also only brought one pair of shorts like why did you only bring one

and i put a pair of shorts on. I get it. You can put pants back on. Ooh, what's this? We're going tropical on them. You got my little sandals? Every single one of these pictures, I'm like, I'm pretty sure I'm special needs. I like those sandals. Those are cool. Yeah, sandals are very cool.

I think, so one of the things, when we do work here, we don't model, but if we're shooting a commercial or shit like that, and the guys who – I'm not explaining this well. The guys who shoot like proper commercials here at Barstool always make us do like a thousand takes, and we got to tweak it this way and tweak it that way, and we're always rolling our eyes because it's like we don't – it doesn't fucking matter. When you're doing this shit and they're taking like a thousand photos and making you just like are you sick of it or are you no i never got i never got sick they did it quickly because it was it was it was all pretty quick yeah and then i don't alberto didn't really do any like he would do like little things but it wasn't like

give me this give me that yeah yeah it was kind of just like natural sit there and eat that gelato right right he'll do the work yeah all fucking day baby i think this exposes the modeling industry a little bit i think as we as we start to do more like as as the world has been kind of like oh we don't need like record labels or like oh we can do this with an iphone or whatever you know what i mean i think this is this is one of these things. These two jabronis can make, like, you had a bunch of bad ones, but you had a bunch of good ones, too. There are people out there who, like, starve themselves

and all this shit, and it's like, I don't know, those photos were just as good as theirs. That's all Alberto. First of all, you're wrong. Second of all, if you were right, it would be... But, yeah, yeah, I guess so, it's more the, it's the cameraman than the model, yeah. What were you saying, Jackie? Just, like just like i do kind of think that like brady's are a little bit more like when i see his i'm kind of like okay that's a model yeah but i think that's also because you

know these two clowns like it's very hard to look at it's hard for you to look at that and be like you're never gonna look at a photo of either of these two guys and be like, that's sexy. That's just not going to fucking happen. You know. If someone else took a picture looking like that, you'd be like, that's a hot guy. But you're never going to say that. It's also just like, I know you and I know that there's not a thought behind those eyes. And it looks it. And I know that.

You know what I mean? You're just an empty, vapid head. You're 1,000% right. Wait, what thought would be behind those eyes? Like, I'm doing something cool? Like, what would you want that person to think? Like, I'm sure with the wrench one, you're like, the wrench. Dude, dead eyes.

Dead eyes. Dead eyes, man. Dead. You know what is crazy? You know what's very weird? You look wildly different in, like, all these. Like, from this to that. I guess you did shave a little bit,

but that guy looks way different than the tux guy. He looks way different than the hat guy, which is very strange. Yeah, I guess that's why I have so many doppelgangers. I just look like different people all the time. Did you see that meat-filled doppelganger? Yes. I thought it was literally him.

I thought it was his niece or nephew or something. But that looks different. That's the special needs one. That's the, like, what is wrench? R-E-N-C-H. Wrench. This did not disappoint, boys. This did not disappoint.

This is great. Hair was on point the whole time, boys. I just did not disappoint. This is great. Hair was on point the whole time, too. That's so clutch. You have a bad hair day doing something like this? I didn't think my hair looked good. Oh, really? I think it looks good. Yeah.

Because it was crazy. We didn't have any mirrors. So I just kept putting on clothes and asking, oh, Pat, do I look good? Like out on the scene, right? Was the go back like so wait yeah you're just deep throating that fucking gelato huh but i you actually was an underwhelming city bro gelato trip it was i probably only had go back to the five or six

times in the two days which one go back to the one where he's like dead on like the gelato one yeah you were just fucking he fucking Heather Brook in that shit. What was the... It's not even gelato there. You, like, ate it all the time. Yeah, it's just the cone. It was... I kept being like, oh, it's hot.

It's melting. The picture of, like, him in the blue shirt just kind of sitting there, were those, like, the first ones? Yes. Those were the second ones. You can kind of tell the difference. Those were in public too? Yeah. I can tell that those were you just like,

I'm just going to sit here and take the photos. And then when you're like, oh my god. Oh my god. How did you try to skip that one? I didn't see this one. It was my first time seeing it. Look at this. Pabst, I think, is a model.

Pabst is serving looks, dude. Wow. I was impressed by both of you guys. Are you wearing just some fucking regular-ass tube socks? Yeah. The dry fits. Fucking Models. That's great.

This is something, boys. This is something boys this is something well done the italian boys the italian the italian job well done i think you're like half you know uh bernesh berneski what is it it took me two weeks to figure i'd tell that story a hundred times before i figured out yeah i say the word i kept looking it it up. I'm like, the biscotti? I don't fucking know. Now, the reason I say that I think you guys are just full-blown male models is because we know that Ralph Lauren stole your look or wanted to steal your look. And now Gucci has flat out stolen the red suit. To an extent.

Dude. Well, I didn't make it myself, so I bought it. Someone else had it. Some schmuck made it. It was like a gag gift. It was a magic shop. Yeah. It was a costume that you turned into high fashion.

Gucci is selling the John Feidelberg pants for fucking $1,300. Yeah, it's a pretty price. And actually, the jacket is more like what I was wearing, but the pants is dead on. It's dead on. There's been red jackets before. That's nothing new. These red bell bottoms, I had never seen in my life until you wore them,

and now I'm seeing them on Ralph Lauren and Gucci. And you know what? John bought them for probably, I don't know, $50. Yeah, I was going know, 50 bucks. Yeah, I was going to say 30. If you're paying $13.50 for them. But that's the price of fashion. You want to look like John? You're the fashionista who has an eye for it,

who can pick it out at the magic shop. And if you don't have an eye like that, you got to pay a premium on Gucci. But I hope there are some guys out there who have the money for it. I don't think there's much overlap with our listeners who like that look, who can afford $1,400 pants. But if there is, I hope there's some stoolies out there who buy that. They are great pants. It is a cool look.

And I'm sure the Gucci ones are like high quality and all that shit. Yeah, it is. It's a onesie, right? What I'm wearing is a onesie. Yeah. I bought it at a magic stop. It's something a magician would wear. Did you ever take the jacket off?

Actually, if you go back to the picture, you can kind of tell. I don't know if you can really tell, but I am pretty sure. I don't really remember. I think I'm intentionally sliding my jacket in front of me because my dick's just out. His dick was out the whole time. His dick and balls were out the whole time. Because it's like when a girl gets camel toe from wearing a onesie.

It was riding up on him. It was just bulge. It ran out of fabrics. It had to go over my stomach. It was a nightmare. It looked good in this picture and nowhere else i was gonna say what's so funny is every other photo it's disgusting that one where you're in the chair like leaning forward you know what i'm talking about we were waiting to get into the

casino and i think it was hot we were sweaty and and you were just like leaning forward and i was and it was like the fact that that is the same yeah like those are like 20 minutes apart probably is crazy i think i had taken mushrooms in between the two i think you had puked i think you had puked so you were sweaty and you were like bulging out and i was like this is the same outfit that people are like putting on their mood board ralph lorenz like i need more of the angles baby dude that is a fucking great picture that is a picture bro bro. That's art. That right there is Italian modeling at its finest.

So you're a male model now because they're going to ask you to come back again. I hope so. And at some point, you're going to get paid for it. We'll see how laughing at the entire photo shoot does. No, this is what the fashion world needs. They'll take it too seriously. This isn't going to surprise anybody but the vlog Pavs is taking shots of things that I didn't even see the vlog is so sick

I'm like where the fuck was that the whole time what is this that's on our way to dinner with the Bishoni but I think that looks cool everyone go watch the vlog I think it's really really good well yeah this is fights we need a new word man everyone go watch the vlog. I think it's really, really good. I think it's really good. Well, yeah. Yeah. This is fights.

You know, like we say vlog, we need a new word, man. Vlog is like, does not do Pabst justice. Yeah. These are like mini movies when Pabst makes them, you know?

But like that shot with the dark and the, oh, hey buddy. This is, I can fit in that car. Get the fuck out of here. This is... I can fit in that car. Get the fuck out of here. This is like Andre the Giant when he used to get in normal

cars. It's a literal clown car. It's really This would be like the part of the movie in the Italian job where he's like, I can drive. Mark Wahlberg's like, you're not going to fit. You're not going to fit. Look at his face here. You almost broke this thing.

God damn, that's funny. This is the Oppenheimer shot. Oh, yeah. Look at this guy walking down the road picking out which one he wants. Yeah, it doesn't hurt that Brady's fucking. Dude, you look like an old boxer. You know what I'm talking about? Where they're selling like a medicine ball, you look like an old boxer. You know what I'm talking about? Where they're selling a medicine ball, you know?

And they have that thing that goes around their waist and just moves them around. Dude, I... Bro, you're a fucking yoke, bro. I said the... It's like Vin Diesel in Fast and Furious Now. When it's just like, he's wearing a beater but he doesn't really have the body for it anymore you actually do have the body for a beater and like you got that barrel going what happens when you uh did you call them what do they call them over

there wife eaters guinea they don't call them guinea They just call them shirts. Yeah, they just put my shirt on. Look at this, man. This is so sick. Alberto's the fucking man. He's the best. Oh, prom picture. All right, so go watch the vlog. You can see everything we've been laughing about and seeing all the good shots, but well done, boys.

That is something special right there. Game time is the official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports. Summer is here. That means it's time is the official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports. Summer is here. That means it's time to get out of the house, get outside, go see your favorite team play, go watch some outdoor concerts, hit up Jones Beach or where else do they do outdoor music? Red Rocks. Pier 17.

Pier 17 in New York. A bunch of places. And any time you're trying to get tickets to any live event, game time is the way to do it because they have the easiest app to use, the most affordable tickets, the best tickets, no fraudulent tickets. Everything's guaranteed. And they have the best deals because they have sales and they have up-to-the-minute technology where you know you're getting the best price on the secondary market. They have flash deals for sudden discounts. They have zone deals for if you live in certain areas.

And they have their lowest price guarantee where if you find a better price on another outlet, they will give you 110% of the price difference. They'll give you that money. So they'll beat the price and add

10% to it. You can find last minute seats with up to 60% off your favorite events. So they'll beat you and add – they'll beat the price and add 10% to it. You can find last-minute seats with up to 60% off your favorite events. So what are you waiting for? Go get your tickets now. The Mets, I think, are already down. Do you see those numbers? They were, like, down by thousands and thousands of people a game. Really? It's like nobody's going.

I really think sports owners are going to run into a real problem. Like back in the day, it was like win or lose. You take your family to the park for like a thing. And now it's like with the internet and so many options and things to watch and do, it's like I'm not going to do that. So anyway, go see everybody but the Mets. I'm sure Mets tickets are literally under a dollar because they were a dollar when they were playing good. So I'm sure you can get it on the Mets for like 75 cents. Take the guesswork out of buying tickets with GameTime.

Download the GameTime app. Create an account. Use code KFC for $20 off your first purchase. Terms apply. Download the GameTime app today. Last minute tickets. Lowest price guaranteed. I was floored by this one story about Mark Davis.

It tells the story of all of America and all of the world. Mark Davis and that chick, Hayden Hopkins. Have people heard of her before this? No. Okay. She took that picture in 2022. She was at a Raiders game,

sat next to Mark Davis. Immediately, the internet was like, they're dating, and they found her. And so some people probably followed her, but it wasn't like the name became famous. But she's like a blonde Instagram model, so she has like 100,000-some followers. Fast forward to April, she posts a baby bump. And everyone's like, that's Mark Davis' baby. And it's just everything about the world on display.

It's like if a woman who looks like that sits next to a man who has this much money. Which, by the way, he doesn't have that much. Mark Davis? He's the only non-billionaire NFL owner. Oh, is he? Yeah. I thought I looked it up and it said $2 billion. Maybe something changed. I actually looked it up recently because I two billion um i i maybe something changed i i actually

looked it up recently because i think i heard he's not only non-billionaire owner and i looked it up and it was like 800 million which is obviously a ton of money let me see net worth because they moved you know and every after that move it might be yeah it says 2.3 billion yeah maybe it was before the move that helped yeah but it's just like this man who is weird that's also doubling your net worth very quick. Yeah. That's probably all it takes, right?

Is a move like that. But I mean, he's, there's a picture of him, uh, on the internet. That is the most disgusting picture in the world. Uh,

just, just Google Mark Davis. I think it'll come up. It's like, it's a, or Duke Mark Davis ugly. I think that's what I did. That one.

No, because it's one where he's getting that one my god that one now that's like a like a picture he's probably at a basketball game i think that's a david spade but that is like uh that one's more real this man and his haircut and his splotchy skin he is so repugnant that literally no woman should ever even consider having sex with him or dating him or having a baby by him and yet because of his money and because of one picture we were like that's happening they're having sex they are dating and they're having a child together in no world should that be happening but because of his money and the way she looks, we just smash that together. That poor girl, you know who I feel really bad for? The father of the baby. He's just this guy named Joey.

No, it's Joey Gallo. It's Joey Gallo. Oh, my God. It's Joey Gallo? Joey Gallo. Hasn't gotten a hit in like two years. And now Mark Davis is his baby's daddy. How did you think it was just like, how did you hear it was?

She just wrote like, Joey and I are looking forward to having this like sharing this time together. Joey Gallo. I thought someone told you and was just like yeah it's Joey's kid. No no well that's how I read it. You know I figured it makes sense now that she would just say Joey knowing that the whole world knows who my Joey is. I thought she was just saying

I guess she would have said like my boyfriend or something. But that poor bastard is getting fucking flamed in the group chat how fun would that be um could you guys imagine if there was a rumor that my kids were fathered by mark davis how much he would make fun of me that's awesome that is crazy but the the the proof of how ridiculous it all is, is there's a second blonde girl who is being referred to as her. And it's not her. It's just another blonde girl who sat next to Mark Davis.

It's just like at some time, sometimes Mark Davis sits next to women. And we are just automatically assuming if they're good looking, that means he's paying them and they're fucking him. And now they're, you know uh they're having a kid together because there's there's another photo of a girl she has she has all black on but she has glasses and a hat and blonde hair and they are mixing the all these girls up because the internet's just a bunch of assholes the amount of people who ran with this like a report mark davis is having a child first of, I don't know why that would be such big news anyway, but you're dead wrong. You're dead wrong.

You didn't even take a split second to figure out. But at the same time. It all makes sense. What are they doing in the owner's box? She said, I was at the game and I took a seat and I was like, I don't know like you don't stumble into the owner's

box and you don't you don't sit next to the right hand of the owner you know so here's here's my thing i'm not saying you're fucking but you're you're either if you only have a hundred thousand followers then it's not you who got yourself in there well here's what it is you either did fuck at some point yeah or or you here's here's what happened they entered that box with an understanding of these men are trying to fuck us or whether or not that happens those girls were like let's go to the raiders game and sit in the owner's box because these guys want to have sex with us and whether or not they did it i don't know but that that social contract was going on yeah sure you know who sits next to the patriots owner mark walberg like random people don't sit next to the owner it's not just like yeah oh i just took a seat next to fucking mark davis you don't you don't just

you know rub elbows with the billionaires unless you are a billionaire yourself or a rich guy yourself or there's another reason why there's there's now whether or not it happened i don't know but mark davis was definitely sitting there watching that game going all right it's the third quarter now let's wrap this up so i can fuck this girl because that's the only way this shit happens in a similar vein the and maybe this is my own uh ignorance so to speak bob craft's wife for years, I feel like it was just Bob Craft's girlfriend. Bob Craft's girlfriend.

And she's a young, pretty blonde. Again, maybe it's just me, but I just kind of was like, oh, that's some model he got set up with because she's gorgeous. They got married. She's a doctor. I was like, it was never presented as Bob Craft and his wife. They got married. She's a doctor. I was like, I was like, why did you,

I was like, it was never presented as like Bob Craft and his wife, his wife, Dr. Blank. I was like, wait, she's a doctor?

That is true. That woman, like, it's almost like, well, what did I even bother getting a doctorate for? You know what I mean?

Like, no one even ever mentions it at all. Just this old guy's girlfriend. Fuck. I could have just like partied my whole life. She's a doctorate for. You know what I mean? Like, no one even ever mentions it at all. Just this old guy's girlfriend. Fuck. I could have just, like, partied my whole life. She's a doctor in Manhattan.

I forget a doctor of what. Some baller shit. Yeah, dude. That's great. She's like, no, I bought my seat next to the owner. Yeah, right. I can fucking pay for this shit.

But yeah, it isn't crazy to think, to make the assumption. Who's that gorgeous person by the owner? They're together yes no no totally i i think it's a bit much to just be like they're having a child but i guess you know all there's logical assumptions to get from that picture to those so i will it would be my not yeah i think it would probably be my first thing where I'd be like, oh, they must be dating.

Anytime I see two people sitting next to each other, I'm like, oh, they must be together. And then I guess if you saw that person posted a baby picture, you'd be like... But I also, despite not being good at it, I could do math. If it was 2022, I'd do a little research before I said it's his kid. Right, right, right.

Yeah, they could have been together and broken up and everything. So shout out. I mean, it's no such thing as bad publicity. She was like, this is, you know, like all. She said something like, leave us alone. And I'm like, I don't think that's the worst thing. Yeah. You know, something that's very easily deniable.

And you get all this attention. Pretty good. Pretty good. and you get all this attention pretty good pretty good um i gotta give a big shout out to uh kai sanat who is uh not only a fellow from the bronx but just murdering the internet and i think he i think he's just like a cool dude like everybody who's a streamer or uh like a youtube vlogger like even like like logan paul we came to know is like a nice guy but like he always had that air about him as like being like a douchebag you know and like jake paul is kind of an asshole and aiden ross seems like a total prick and a lot

of these guys for better for whether it's true or not seem to like rub people the wrong way and i don't get any of that from this dude he is just literally goofing off in his basement and making i can't even imagine how much money while hanging out with all of the coolest most famous people in the world he he i do we talk about it on this show where i think the thing that we lose as guys when we grow up the most that sucks is sleepovers you can't have a sleepover once you're an adult if you're sleeping over at your homie's house you're fucking weird i mean it's awesome but you would not want the world knowing that it's just like yeah we have a sleepover together yeah right like you you would be like you know like i slept at my

buddy's house this weekend but you wouldn't call it a sleepover it's like it's like i went to visit him and i stayed there but if it was just like if i just hit you up you know, like I slept at my buddy's house this weekend, but you wouldn't call to sleep over. It's like, it's like I went to visit him and I stayed there. But if it was just like, if I just hit you up, you know what it is? There can't be travel involved. If I, if we live in like the same city and I was like,

you want to just come sleep at my house tonight? Yeah. You're like, it'd be cool. It'd be fun. That's fucking weird. He, this is what he does.

He has these, some of these guys sleep over at his house and he's talking about it. Sometimes he mentions it like, you know, like blah, blah, blah, blah, sleep sleepover like he just throws it in there like he's it's so normal to him he's just talking about sometimes the stars sleep over my house and sometimes they don't and and they just fucking goof around and and have like an un and it's all infectious like when him and druski were doing it it was like i couldn't stop laughing and And Kevin Hart, props to him because, you know, Kevin Hart's worth a billion dollars and, you know, can do – he can pick whatever sort of media he does and does not want to do and was fully on board. I was going to say he doesn't choose not to do a lot.

He doesn't do a lot. But like where I feel like I can see like when he's just taking pictures for Fabletics for men. I think he's just like cashing a check. This was like he rolled in and was like committed to this. Like I'm not just here because it's the latest thing. He's the fucking man. I am so happy I've been team Kevin Hart forever. Yeah. I think he's – I talk about Ride Along all the time.

I watch Ride Along all the time. I think I like his movies. I think he's funny. I think he's incredibly nice. We always say he's like one of the best people at being a celebrity. He's a charmer, for sure. Every time he sees us, he's like, you guys get funnier every time. Yeah.

And we're like, thank you so much. Also, you don't remember talking to us. You don't even know who you are. You can't possibly remember talking to us. You might remember those are the two white guys. But that's it. But he also, I actually saw, I'm glad we're talking about it because I saw a clip of it the other day.

He won the Mark Davis, oh, I'm sorry, Mark Twain Award. Mark Davis Award. Mark Davis Award for thinking you got everyone pregnant. The Mark Davis Award is succeeding in life, like, fantastically, despite looking like a creature from Lord of the Rings. He does deserve an award for that. But the Mark Twain Award. Mark Twain Award. What is that, by the way?

It's just like, it's a comedy award. It's the personally great thing in comedy that year. Got it. And I watched a clip of Lil Dicky talking about it, and it was so cool. Because Lil Dicky was kind of making fun of, kind of doing it in a nice way kind of calling kevin hart an asshole and kevin hart was just wearing like laughing really he's

right so i'm gonna butcher this i apologize but little dicky told a story about how when he was a fairly young rapper you know definitely established enough that he was getting this gig, but he got a gig to perform at one of the Vegas pool parties. And he said, and for some reason, 100 millionaire billionaire Kevin Hart had decided to have his bachelor party at that pool party. And he said, I'm up there. I'm doing my set. And the crowd just roars. And I think I must have done something cool. I'm killing it.

And I look to the side and kevin hart has gotten on stage and has a microphone and he's like he's like and for me a kid who grew up in philly i a comedian i idolized kevin hart that was an incredible moment where i was like this is so fucking sick like an idol of mine just jumped on stage with me. He's so cool. And he said, and it wasn't for years. It took me to process what had really happened. That Kevin Hart is so entitled that he just jumped on stage with an artist. He'd never met before and was like, this is a fine thing for you to do.

And because of Kevin Hart, he's dying. He's like, I know you're right. You're right. I thought it was just so cool that Kevin Hart did that. And also acknowledge like, that was kind of fucking ridiculous that I did that. Did you see that Kevin Hart did that and also acknowledged, like, that was kind of fucking ridiculous that I did that.

Did you see what Nick Cannon did to him? No. Nick Cannon, who doesn't really get enough credit. I think Kevin Hart got his start on Wildin' Out. And so, like, Nick Cannon. No. Yeah, I think so. I think Nick Cannon's like... How old is Wildin' Out?

I think Nick Cannon's a big part of Kevin Hart's story. Like, Wildin' Out predates 40-Year-Oldt? I think Nick Cannon's a big part of Kevin Hart's story. Like, Wylan Outt predates 40-year-old Virgin? I think Kevin... At least I've heard that Nick Cannon gets credit for a lot of... Or deserves more credit for Kevin Hart's career. Really? Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe I'm wrong.

But I thought... When did Wylan Outt start? 40-year- old virgin is old so maybe not but maybe you know whatever popularizing it it's probably all like season fucking 20 though no it started in 2005 it's probably right around

yeah so so Nick Cannon is there and he's doing some sort of hosting presenting and then he's like bringing out our next speaker or whatever it is there. And he's like, you know him from his famous stand-up, Delirious, the Nutty Professor. And he's just rattling off everything for Eddie Murphy. And everyone's kind of like, oh, shit.

And then he's like, Eddie Murphy's not here for you. Get the fuck out of here. I'm here for you. Sit down. Sit your ass down. It was great. But yeah, so, but like, while you're winning the Mark Twain Award,

like in the same week, he's at the Kai Sanat live stream to just be like, we're going to play video games and fuck around. Yeah. And the fact that Kevin Hart realizes like that there is value in that for his career. Yeah. Because these guys are, I i mean these guys have it made when people talk about how we have the dream job

this is it if we could do this if we were young cool and black i i think that's what every generation does to the next generation no that's the dream like what can get better than just literally hanging out with your boys and getting like, like this is there still is like we have to do this show or do this thing. This is just like, it's like if our live streams were getting fucker of our game streams, we're getting millions of viewers. And it was just I was watching the games. You know, like, are you saying Kai Sanat doesn't sit there in silence for three hours and

occasionally scream? And that's why I do good improps. Like as much as it's like you're just quote unquote just hanging out in your basement. It's like to keep the energy and keep people engaged for an entire night. If you're doing one of these sleepovers, it's fucking crazy. So shout out to both those guys because that's like kind of a cool young and older coming together. Dude, the song about knocked up reminded me of something. I think I mentioned a while ago I'm going through an age thing. I don't know when everyone turned 12, but everyone's 12 now.

What does that mean? We just got all the interns here. Everyone's a child. Oh, everyone's a baby. And then I was on the Cape this weekend. You're old. Everywhere I went, I was like, why is everyone 15 years old? That happens.

It goes like that. Like, you can be, like, early 30s. You think – I think you, like, see things differently. And it's like, if I'm early 30s, I'm still almost in my 20s. And if I'm almost in my 20s, I relate to these kids. And then you get to, like, mid-30s and then forget it once you're almost 40. And it's like, all of a sudden, it wizard of oz from black and white to color everyone goes from oh my my peer to like oh i'm the old guy and their children yeah it's crazy i mean like every i went

mini golf ice cream arcade everyone was well you also you know you know i i went to the jungle gym at the school i i did that a little intentionally but the uh like even the bar the bar there were people much older than me but there was still i still was like well those people are like 15 though like they weren't actually but they yeah it's like young looks young now. Where, again, it used to be like... Every night we'd go to like one or two of the cool bars, and by 9 p.m. I'd be like, let's go to this fucking clean anchor. Right, let's get with the old men on it.

That's what's up. Let's get the fuck out of here. Yeah, that is crazy. That's definitely part of getting old. And speaking of getting old, Joe Biden. I love this move here. Joe Biden and the Democrats are looking for a meme manager. I think that's...

And we'll pay $85,000 for it. I think the news of this is that it took them so long. Yes. Like, this is why they get their ass kicked, is that they get dominated on the internet. The fact that they don't have a team of like a fucking huge team of all of that shit memes you should have one for twitter you should have one for instagram you should have one for tiktok for memes for videos for for keeping up with

fucking to me this feels like it's just a phrasing thing like they had social media managers a social media manager yeah well that's why I wonder if there's something specific, though. Somebody has clearly been running their Twitter, but I want someone specifically who's up-to-date on the Pepe Le Pew frogs. You know what I mean?

To know the latest and greatest. But for $85,000, it's a pretty sweet gig. If you're just like, yeah, here's what, you know, like the young weirdos are tweeting about now.

Here's what these words mean. Like you come into work and you just go to Joe and you just say, Mr. President, just tweet out doing tricks on it. Bam, $85,000. Honestly, right now if joe biden tweeted like at a clip of a donald trump rally like in the bronx and said he's doing tricks on it

that's all this also the is this the origin of it like i got if this is if this tweets the origin of it i would suspect it's not even real it would be called – they listed it as social media manager. And this guy turned it into meme. And that changed it to meme manager. Yeah. I mean that does seem strange that it would be specifically memes. Because that's just a social media. Anyone who runs your social media is in trouble.

The partner is called Day-to-Day Operations and Engaging the Internet's Top Content and Meme Pages. Yeah. partner it's called day-to-day operations and engaging the internet's top content and meme pages yeah i think i but i do think there's a difference in like i'm going to look at your numbers and where you're trending and like figure out what times to post and all that shit yeah and then also be like we also just need oh like we've talked about this before we've had people who've managed our accounts to do all that shit but you just need the weirdos right who can like that's that's the next thing yeah and this is a funny a funny trend and this is going to go viral so there might be you know a little bit more to it uh and but i'm sure i'm sure whoever they pick will be some dork they are so far behind in that department it's crazy but i know i would disagree with that. I would think liberals are more ahead in internet speak. Maybe, but they're just not

funny. No, I think I disagree with that too. I've gotten back. It depends on who's... There was a time where... Whoever's in charge is not the funny group. Because you can't get punched at. Or because you can't punch.

Because then it looks like you're punching down. There was a time when Trump's shtick was then i think he got we got like sick of it or we realized like this isn't good and then so the conservative that type of humor was like out the window but and then the liberals are i don't know i i think i would lean more towards thinking that the conservatives are funnier than liberals i think i'm just in general because i feel like they're they're softer yeah but that i like yes you have your but i think it's an extreme thing on both sides i would i would think the funniest people alive lean more liberal than conservative that is true yes i think on the whole or like the people who are in the politics yeah are i would tend to think are not as funny but like the funniest actors

and comedians and shit always are progressive so yeah the but like even like right i wouldn't like who's a right-wing person who's funny like like uh yeah i mean i guess i guess i would say that i could name more funny liberals but the sense of humor of conservatives is probably more aligned with what i think is funny than liberals. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I see what you're saying. The,

how you, how you measure it. Fuck. Was I just going to say though? Don't know. Nope. Don't know. Uh,

all right. A couple of voicemails. Oh, I had a question. How many, this is a question. Uh, my cousin asked me,

what do you think how many drinks do you think the president has what is the average like when he goes out like in a presidency we're talking about boozing yeah like biden i would guess is roughly zero trump was zero obama had a couple you don't think these guys drink i mean trump is sober trump's over yeah um biden i mean he's fucking 100 he i think he probably has an occasional beer on camera i don't think biden's having too many like he has some like i'm a regular guy beers but i don't think when he gets home he's having a beer. I think Obama had a couple. I can see, like, wine with nice dinners. Yeah, they definitely drink wine.

Okay, how often is the president drunk? We know wine doesn't count. Well, that's also because they're old. He probably has a glass of wine at dinner, and he is drunk, you know? It's probably like Joe had three sips of red wine, and he's like... I don't think, in Obama's's eight years i don't think he had 30 drinks i think you're uh i think they're a little more normal than you think really i think that like when when he was like on those vacations like he's getting sauced up there were there

probably but that uh yeah i guess bro bro Bro, bro, bro. Presidents, they do their dirt, man. I was going to say, you start going back in time. You want to talk about Kennedy and shit like that? Those guys were shit-faced all the time. But I do agree that as we got to more modern times, you can't just be out at a bar shit-faced. But I bet you more presidents were shit-faced than less, than not.

But it's true. I wonder if they tell you to not get drunk because if shit goes down, it's suddenly long. There if they tell you to not get drunk because like if shit goes down like if it's suddenly long there's that movie imagine it long shot long shot yeah yeah yeah charlie's throne is like negotiating imagine if that when that guy leaned into george bush and told about the towers he's like i'm fucking shit face right now i knew i shouldn't have had those morning mimosas bush definitely whacked some yeah so like i think i think clinton definitely wax some i think uh probably clinton is like where it they both clinton back everyone should face because also from clinton back they were younger it's just very recently we've had people who are like

octogenarian we're such assholes it's for voting that in the like right clinton was clinton was young i think clinton's still younger than Trump and Biden. He will be forever. That's how it works. Obama was young. Who came right after Clinton? Bush. So I think Bush was the last guy who was getting drunk.

And then after that... I think Obama had a couple nights. But I think also Obama, if he were to to get caught drunk they would have flipped out yeah i mean he's drinking and he's got a tan suit um but i think the rest of those presidents from there on out were fucking and drinking and doing drugs and like had secret security hide all their shit for them yeah so so what do you think the average drinks per you think it's high yeah because there's so many before it but going forward i bet it's lame as shit being the president is the stupidest shit in the world like like the most brilliant minds of course they're

not doing this shit it sucks it's a shitty paying job it's very hard work you're in the spotlight all the time and at least half the country always hates you it's fucking and you get blamed for everything that's not your fault it's fucking and you get blamed for everything that's not your fault it's like yeah i'm gonna go make a billion dollars working like jeff bezos or all right uh we're gonna get into our voicemails but before we do that big announcement it's uh intern season here at barstool and uh kfc radio has gotten ourselves another intern. It's not just any old intern, though. This is a blast from the past, a name that you all know well. The new KFC Radio intern for the summer is 15-year-old Steve.

Come on down, 15-year-old Steve. Come on down. Coolest 15-year-old I know. Only 15-year-old. Hopefully. 15-year-old Steve. This is a bit of a You know A dramatic move

This is kind of like WWF and WCW Former team Portnoy guy Now KFC radio intern We're happy to have you Happy to be here How old are you? I'm 22 now

So it's tough When I meet people around you I'm like Yeah I'm 15 year old Steve I sound like I fucking remember Like it's tough when I meet people around you and I'm like, yeah, I'm 15-year-old Steve. I sound like kind of a douchebag. I fucking remember. Like, it's just, I never, like, don't think, like, it's been seven years in New York?

Yeah. Because that was serious, right? That, to me, is like new school Barstool. Yeah. It's very much old school Barstool now. Every year he used to update his Twitter name to, like, 16-year-old, 15-year-old Steve. 17-year-old, 15-year-old Steve.

That was part i was 22 me realizing it's just old people on twitter now is real see watching you use twitter less and less yeah yeah yeah you don't get it you don't care it's a tough look like i'm just kind of not like doing the barstool stuff so it's like i don't want to be like a weird old man on twitter yeah so uh for people who don't know you initially just called into barstool radio when it was like me day or was it was i on it or no it was initially the day of port noise show okay on blog talk radio i called him so that was like yeah that was it was like july 2016 was the first time i called in so i was in eighth grade going into ninth grade at that point and you were just

like um i'm i'm a fan right yeah because my brother is 28 years old so i was always following it just because he was older and I wanted to fit in with his friends. And you guys are in New England? Yeah, Connecticut. Right, Connecticut. And so Dave obviously loved you. That was also the period of time where all of Dave's fans were like high schoolers. Remember that? The Team Portnoy demographic was... Dave's fans were like high schoolers. Remember that? Like the Team Portnoy demographic was –

Dave's lived so many lives. So many lives, dude. Like he's like – he goes through like metamorphosis. He looks different. He does different things. Like he was like the Boston Masshole and then had Team Portnoy and then became Pizza and now is a Miami mogul. It's like living four or five lifetimes in the last

decade. But you were like jumpsuit Team Portnoy the whole night. Oh yeah, House of Blues on stage. Yeah, whole thing. You were at the House of Blues on stage? Oh yeah. He's lived a bunch of lifetimes. It sounds really cool when I say like, oh yeah, I performed at the House of Blues, sold out crowd. I don't tell people I was a background dancer don't say that part

i was 16 years old at that so still pretty young yeah what was it for it was uh the song doesn't have to be named but he was performing a song there but why was background dance for pop punk was there pop punk so he came on stage did one song that was there seven years ago yeah they were on it was no that was that was 2018 that was 2018 but they did a full concert yeah that seems impossible to me no way yeah they're at house of blues in chicago they're at house of blues they're in chicago on friday so go get tickets to that yeah i can't even imagine that pop punk's that old yeah um so yeah you were you were doing that and then uh And then I would say the most famous 15-year-old Steve story is he was live in the flesh with his parents at the office for Grudgement Day. No way. The day that they set up to just like – I think it was just like, hey, do you want to come see the office?

Yeah, it was just like come do like a quick radio hit. Then like the night before I see like he tweets out about Jay Hamming. I'm like, should I even go in? I don't want to ruin the moment. Dude, I remember you in the office. I don't remember being that dead. So that, you were probably 18? I was a fresh 16.

16. Jesus. So a 16-year-old rolls in with his mom and dad, who are like the nicest couple. It's like buttoned up seeming like you know connecticut couple and dave's like dad fucking cunt and what was what was your mom's famous line she goes tough she was talking to you and she goes tough day for the prez and we were all like oh my god i'm so sorry like this was supposed to be like a nice tour and they were like no we're loving this yeah it's like getting a you know first like a front row seat to watch you know the the van gogh paint or some shit my favorite

was his masterpiece somebody was like saying i was thinking i shouldn't be there then like somebody's tweeted out the eastbound and down let the boy watch that was like the best thing that is great i mean that that that is if you were to ask stoolies, old school, diehard stoolies, this is actually a good question. And maybe we're thinking about, you know, Steve's here to do a lot of just like regular work on the podcast as far as video and editing and all that. But we're also going to try to do content around him being this like lifelong Barstool fan. I think a good question is if you could be at one event of barstool

as a fan like be a fly on the wall what would be your number one choice because i think grudge day would be up there for a lot of people yeah i i honestly i don't even remember grudge day that well it was just i mean i remember but i i if you asked me to list like the biggest days in barstool it wouldn't be in my top 50. Really? I don't think so. Dude, remember, nobody was. But it is. I'm wrong.

We put the radio show on the big screen and rolled out the TVs, and you guys all sat in there while we were doing it. I played footsies the whole time. That's right. You were playing. That was a big day. Yeah. I remember that day as the day it's the day i sealed the

deal i was like oh we're gonna do this i remember coming out of that episode that room during commercial breaks being like like it's tough in there you know like this is a wild scene um what would your day be what would my event be yeah um um it's kind of hard when you're at most of them was that mini golf a couple weeks yeah i was gonna say it has to be before i was there although there's probably some things that i i i i regret not going to one of the Super Bowls. Like one of the first Super Bowls where we really started to go. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There was a snowstorm that canceled my flight.

And rather than rescheduling, I was trying to keep the peace at home. And I really regret not. Because that's when Dan and Dave really started doing their thing. I could have been a part of that. But mostly it's got to be something that comes before me. And so what would I think? What would I say? What was like the biggest?

Dude, mine is, I actually talked about it this weekend. It's still my favorite moment maybe in Barstool. This is, you don't even remember. I don't even know if you were born yet. The, when Dave was just running the blog by himself, I think I was in high school, and someone kept stealing the Astro Van. Yes.

If I could be there for... He had an Astro Van. We deliver papers. You know this. Yeah. But someone kept stealing it, but they'd return it. Right.

And he's like, I don't even know how they're starting the thing, and I don't know how to stop them. Because they would just put it back. If I could just see, just when he opens the door of the office and the spot's empty and he's like it's gone again and then he you know makes a couple phone calls whatever he comes back to work the next day and he's like it's back again those two moments right there would be unbelievable i remember him writing a blog where like he's like i think he's using the seat belt to start

the car and i was like dying i was like i think it fits in the seatbelt to start the car. And I was like dying. I was like, yeah. Seatbelt. I think it fits in the key. I forget. I don't remember. That's amazing. But I remember just dying, dying laughing at the idea.

Someone keeps stealing the Astrovan and then returning it. And he's like, I don't have any means of rebuttal here. It's just back. I can't arrest you. I can't do anything. I think the guy had filled the tank at one point. And he's like, I don't know. I got tank of gas like how i'm coming up up on this well what was your uh like did your brothers introduce you with like one thing that you remember what i remember oh i'm gonna watch do you remember what emptying out the quiver was back in the day you do this yeah so bc had beaten like syracuse and he tweeted out

like and whoever has that empty out the quiver cliff like free ball don't lie shirt okay so my brother videotaped the screen and i was just sitting with him he did it and then i saw that and i just kind of got in it then like the viva pictures where like you do the viva yeah we did one i was i think it was like 13 or 14 at the time and that because i was so young then i was 12 maybe that and that's great and you you said like eminem where the parents at. You tweeted that. And then he called me a young Jerry Thornton on the blog.

That was tough. So after that, I was all the way in. That is right. Yeah, because that was the point of time where we were strictly males 18 to 24. Yeah. So if we found a parent that liked Barstool or a kid that liked Barstool, it was like, what are you doing? How'd you even find us?

Now it's like everybody. But at that moment to be like, look at that little kid. And then, yeah, the rest is history. And so you DM'd me when? I DM'd you like start of March maybe. I didn't get back to you for a while. No, it was like a week and a half to two weeks, yeah. Yeah.

Oh, I thought it was longer than that. Because for whatever reason, I think I just stumbled upon your – did I ask you something else? I feel like I DM'd you about something else. And I was like, wait a minute. We had talked in August because the radio had started back up. And you were like, hey, if you want to call in, do that. So we had talked then, and I DMed you in March about it. Thanks for the help on that one.

Yeah. My bad, my bad. I was in Chicago. Bruce, Bruce. Yeah, so for whatever reason, maybe I was off of Twitter and back on Twitter, whatever it was, I just opened up the DMs, and I saw a couple weeks ago him saying that, and I was like, hold up, wait a minute, whatever it was. I just opened up the DMs and I saw like a couple weeks ago him saying that. And I was like, hold up.

Wait a minute. You want to work here? Like, yeah. Come on. And he was like, let me know like where I need to like apply. And I was like, I said, we don't need to do all that other portal shit. You're here. I emailed Kim who does like this shit.

Yeah. And she was like, what will Steve be doing? And I was like, I don't know. But he's got the job. What are any of us doing? You can say that about me. So just do the paperwork. He's in.

So yeah, 15-year-old Steve, officially a part of KFC Radio for at least the summer. And I'm sure you'll be jumping on the episodes. But I told him the best interns are the people who just run with it and do shit. So I think doing anything that's from the point of view of a long-time stoolie or reminiscing. People love Nostalgia with Barstool. So if you can dig up some of your memories that are like,

oh, I forgot that or I remember that, I think it would be a cool series. So you'll be seeing Steve all throughout the summer, and we'll see where it takes you. Happy to be back from the grave. Let's go. All right, voicemails. KFC Radio is sponsored by BetterHelp. When life goes so fast, it's important to take a moment to celebrate your wins. What are your wins right now, John?

You became an Italian model. Celebrate it. I got fat hands. But you're an Italian model. Celebrate it. I got fat hands. But you're an Italian model. An Italian model with fat hands. All I'll think about are the hands. Pasta won his world championship. That's how life's going. My biggest win

right now, the Czech Republic won the World Cup. What are my wins? My kids are good at sports. Yeah. That's they, they win at sports. That is a good one. That's a good one.

That's a good one. That really is, is, uh, I, I said this in confidence the other day to somebody and I'm going to, I'll just say it to the world now. When your kids are good at sports, it's like the first time I can say I'm genuinely enjoying myself and my kids, you know, like everything else is great to be a dad, but I'm like, this is actually, and my kids. Everything else is great to be a dad, but I'm like, you're entertaining me. This is great to watch. Turns out you have purpose on this planet.

Whatever it is, take the time to celebrate those wins because there's a lot of people out there who don't and therapy can help you learn how to take stock of your progress and set goals and then celebrate the big wins. Pick for the next six months and get on BetterHelp, and we'll help you find a therapist to talk to,

and you can set those goals for the next six months and give it a try. You'll learn everything online. It's designed to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. All you've got to do is fill out a brief questionnaire and get matched with a licensed therapist. And if you want to be convenient, flexible, and suited to your schedule. All you got to do is fill out a brief questionnaire and get matched with a licensed therapist. And if you want to switch therapists, because I know everyone gets all weird about that. I don't want to switch on them. I feel like I'm cheating on them.

They're going to be offended I'm leaving. None of that. You can switch therapists at any time. No additional charge. So take a moment and visit betterhelp.com slash KFC. That's betterhelp, H-E-L-P dot com slash KFC and get 10% off your first month. Hello, gentlemen and Jackie.

I have a question that was sparked by an interaction I had the other day. So I'm in college. I'm 20 years old. I go to Tulane and I'm a junior. I guess I'm about to be a senior and the other day i was talking to this girl who graduated last year i met her through just like mutual friends um she's you know cool like we're not like the closest friends we're definitely friends

she's 23 and we're talking about something and i like made a joke or something and she goes you know una you were just the coolest 20 year old I know and I was like in my head I was like uh I mean out loud I was like thanks in my head I was like why was that weird like why was that weird um so it got me thinking what is an appropriate age for someone to say how do do I phrase this? Like, you're the coolest blank age I know. Because you're the coolest 20-year-old I know coming from a 23-year-old was just unexpectedly weird, you know? Yeah, that's condescending.

And I feel like I could be like, oh, you're the coolest 10-year-old I know if I was, like, talking to a kid. But I also don't feel like I could be like, you're the coolest like 32 year old I know that's weird but I could be like oh you're the coolest 60 year old I know so is it only for adults like elderly adults and children I say or is there some age where you can be like oh you're the coolest 25 year old I know see no that sounds weird um wait if you're if you're like in your 20s and you're partying and someone's 40 and they're cool you could be like you're the coolest 40 year old i know i think you can never say it

really i think no matter what age you sing age is like once you single out an age no it gets weird i i agree with you, but I think if you said that to somebody when they're in their 60s, I would be like, that's awesome. I'm the cool old guy. I think 40, it would crush my soul because I would be like, I thought we were just hanging out. I didn't realize you guys were thinking of this as like charity work and I'm like doing a good job but I think you can say it

as a 20 year old and then and then 40 50 and 60 and up is like hey cool great

like that's that's good news yes but it just going down by the way is weird if that girl goes to a 10 year old

I don't I think that's pretty in a creepy way like hey you're the coolest 10-year-old I know. It's very different. How many fucking 10-year-olds do you know? That is weird.

If you know more than just me, it's very bizarre. You're my uncle. How many... You shouldn't know that many... You shouldn't know that many 50-year-olds either. Everyone should be in your age group. It should be implied. It's more like if you meet you're at a bar right and there's a silver fox there and he's in his 50s or 60s you don't need to be like i know other 60 year olds

that i partied with it's more just like i know how 60 year olds behave and you're doing this so you're the coolest one same thing with 10 year olds i don't have to know a bunch of 10 year olds to know that they're fucking annoying and if there was one that was like really cool and good at basketball i'd be like you're a cool 10 year old every extra detail you add like the fact is what would make you think he's cool damn he's good at basketball you are the fastest kid on the little league team you're fucking cool. It is. But also, if they say it, it's one thing.

If we say it, yeah. No, don't diddle the kids. I'm not diddling. There's different people who can say it. But I think 40 is where you're not young anymore. You can be in your 30s and old, but you can be in your 30s and young. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're in your 40s, you're old.

You can be cool, but you're old. So that's the line to go up. I think down is pretty weird. Because it's also like, you're hurting the other 10-year-old's feelings. If you're with a crew of, let's say you're a chaperone on a field trip or something. I don't know.

I can't think of another time where you're around a bunch of other kids. And you singled one out, and you're like, you're the coolest 10-year-old here. That is fucking sociopathic. You're sending 29 other kids home that day being like mom i'm not cool it's just in like it's just known right it's like like a parent with their kids you know you got a favorite yeah you don't say it you don't go you're the cool 10 year old like i go back and forth i sometimes i really don't know if i can pick between my kids really there have been times for sure yeah yeah but like

right now once everything's good and they're both like cool in their own way i'm like it's really a tie but there has been times where i've like lied like i love them both the same and it's like god keegan's killing me but once once you get past the bad parts, I think it might be hard to. I guess if you have two awesome kids. I don't know. If you have one kid that sucks, I'll tell you. I'll tell you straight up. But either way, just avoid this.

Don't do this. How about that? Yeah, I think singling, when you say specific ages. Yeah. Also, I think this is some, like, that was some attempted mean girl shit. Like, I'm 23 and you're 20. Like, I'm above you. Even in college it's fine because you're all in college.

I feel like I would say that to, like, when I was a senior and, like, in a sorority. They were like. That might be actually, if you said you're, like, the coolest freshman. Yeah. That's different. It's the same, but it's different. Yeah. Once you bring age. We're in classes. We the coolest freshman. Yeah. That's different. It's the same, but it's different. Once you bring age.

We're in classes. We're in groups. And these two groups don't usually mingle like the same way because we're older and young. But you're the coolest freshman is way different than you're the coolest 18 year old. That's probably what she was trying to say and just said it wrong. Yeah. Yeah.

Hey, KFC. Fights. Jackie. Pabs. What's going on? I just have a quick question for you guys. Wait, pause real quick. Does this guy work for the Cowboys or is he just

matching the shirt and the hat? Because that's unbelievable. I don't even think it's Cowboys. Yeah, I think it looks like a Little League team. Even better. I was listening to the podcast where you guys were talking about elbow arms are having your hands cut off at your elbows. Um, and I just, I was just wondering, will there be wrists

still? I've been pondering this for like three weeks now and I just cannot get the hysterical image of there being wrists on the ends of an elbow arm that's cut off halfway um but yeah just give me your thoughts on that things that these goddamn weirdos think i would say they'd be wrists i was picturing wrists yeah because like i feel like a wrist is part of a hand like i guess you you would talk about like just that would be but no matter what this part of your arm is gonna be slimmer so it's kind of a wrist it's more like having a cankle for your arms yeah is there a hand attached to it i can't remember what this was it was either arm your hand is just attached to your elbow or your shoulder or something. What was it?

I think it was just this part of your arm. Or it was one arm. Or it was one arm. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, no, I pictured it like flippers. Like you were going to have this on your elbow, but you could move it around like this. Agreed. If it was just like G.I. Joe, like your hands are stuck.

I think he's saying there's no hand at all. There's no wrist, there's no hand. It's just a nub? Yeah. No, no, no. You got to have some digits. You got to have some hands. Yeah.

But if you have a hand that can't move, all you can do is just do this. That's not very useful. Or you can just play piano. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see. So you need the wrist. Yeah, you got to have the wrist. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean. No matter what, I'm not very useful. All you can do is play piano. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I see. So you need the wrist. Yeah, you got to have the wrist. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I mean... No matter what, I'm not taking it. Yeah. I also don't know what to tell you, man. This is a made-up hypothetical. You want wrists? You're going to have wrists. You don't want wrists?

You don't have to have wrists. It's not a real thing. All right. Last one. Say hi to Can Social Tonics. Can Social Tonics are seltzers spiked with weed. Each can is blended with five simple,

clean ingredients to deliver the perfect buzz and a buzz that doesn't backfire. Can comes in three award-winning flavors. These feel like Feidelberg flavors to me. It's crazy you say that.

I bring cans home. Do you? Yeah. I have been stealing them. I don't know if I'm stealing them or not, but I steal them. John, you're allowed to have the cans. Yeah, but I do it sneaky. You do?

You run out with them? I already have my purse on my shoulder. I'm like... Are you doing the two milli or the five milli? The smaller one, the two. Yeah. But I'll whack a two a night. They really are very...

They're delicious. Yeah, they taste good. And it's a great body hot. It's not like if you have edibles and you can taste the weed kind of. Yeah. It's not like that. They're truly. Yeah, they taste good. And it's a great body. It's not like, you know, if you have like edibles and you can taste the weed kind of. Yeah. It's not like that. They're truly great drinks. But I meant more like where I would be like, my favorite flavor is orange.

John would be like, my favorite flavor is blood orange caranthamum or some shit. Lemon, lavender, and grapefruit rosemary. Those are like bougie flavors. Yeah, it's cardamom. Cardamom. I don't even know what that is, bro. Is that a flower or something? We looked this up one time.

I said, yeah, I don't know. Anyway, two to five milligrams of THC infused in these seltzers. Head to drinkcan.com. That's drinkcan.com. Use code KFC for 20% off your order of can and get a free roadie six- pack sampler with all the different flavors. Can is not for use or purchased by persons under the age of 21. Steve makes the cut.

Can products contain less than 0.3% Delta 9 THC that is derived from hemp. Do not claim to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease and have not been evaluated or approved by the FDA. What time of year is it, John? Omaha Steaks time. It's Omaha Steaks season. And that means Father's Day is almost coming. That's the way I realize I don't think to myself, Father's Day is coming.

I'm going to get Omaha Steaks. I get this and I go, oh, that means Father's Day. Omaha Steaks, it's twice a year. If it's cold out, it's the winter. It's for Christmas. And if it's warm out, I know it's for Father's Day. Omaha Steaks is a great gift for every dad rather than getting him some clothes that you don't really he's not really gonna wear or uh some like you know trinket that he's like oh great i'll just

like throw this in the garbage uh you can get him a cooler of Omaha steaks and cuts where you can get any combination of meat for him to grill and eat with endless flavor and endless variety. They give you endless value. Truly, they've perfected more than just the steak. We're talking pork chops. We're talking cutlets. The bacon-wrapped fillets. The apple. Caramel apple tartlets. The bacon-wrapped fillets. The apple tartlets. Caramel apple tartlets.

Oh, baby! And it starts at just $89 when you go to OmahaSteaks.com and use promo code KFC at checkout. It's promo code now. It used to be Search KFC for all those years. Now it's a promo code. You can mix and match, and they have all sorts of prepackaged things, so you can just pick them and check out,

or you can pick all these different cuts yourself uh different sides different seasonings different meats all at omaha so uh and all of their packages are backed by their unconditional money back guarantee delivers in the box with the uh dry ice so everything stays cool and fresh and you can throw them in your freezer keep them for up to you know months on end or you can have yourself a big ass barbecue for father's Day and cook it all up. So show your dad the love he deserves with a gift as unforgettable as he is. Visit omahasteaks.com. Use promo code KFC at checkout for packages starting at just $89.

Good morning, KFC Radio. Jackie, I love you. I have a question for you all that stems from a realization I had about a year ago. And just to preface, I'm not normally a stupid person, okay? This might be a normal realization for someone who is generally a little thicker skulled. I don't think that of myself. Anyways, I'll cut right to it. I'm at the pool babysitting these kids, swim team. They're doing all the strokes, backstroke, freestyle, butterfly, front, whatever. I mean, I didn't do swim. The front stroke. But they're doing freestyle. Okay. And

the coach is like really correcting their style like he's really correcting their form and i'm like it's freestyle like they can do whatever they want so i'm correcting them and then i was like like that doesn't make sense i realized my whole life i thought freestyle just meant jump in and do whatever you want it does i think it does it does she's right it sounds like it right freestyle like freestyle rapping you know come up with the words as you go come up with the pool motions as you go you know dive in and get to the other end as fast as you can that's it she's right which if you think about it also would be a really fun probably the only fun swim race stroke to watch so i just thought that everyone kind of figured out the way that was you know generally the fastest and so that kind of just became freestyle no there's a specific stroke

called freestyle i didn't know that i don't think until i was sitting there and had to you know put the pieces together in my head i mean so my question for you all is what is something that you realized too late in life that everyone around you seemed to think was common sense that when you heard it you kind of sat there and your face got all hot and you're like did everyone know this except me um another example i have is a more common one i thought the phrase for all intents and purposes was for all intensive purposes. Yeah, that's a famous one. Another one, I thought the phrase play it by year, or sorry, play it by ear was play it by year. So those weren't as bad, but the freestyle one's pretty bad.

So yeah, let me know some examples you guys have had of this. Love the podcast. Yeah, no, she's right. It's freestyle, but you cannot do the other ones you can't do breaststroke butterfly or backstroke so how's it freestyle i thought freestyle was you could do whatever you want i think so it's it's real tough having a person call up and go i might be really dumb and then teach you something no no so i think it said um it's called freestyle because it's where competitors are subject to only a few limited restrictions so the other ones are like you have to do this right this one is like you can't do these couple things but anything else

goes so if you want a doggy paddle you can do it you want to swim all the way underwater you can do it but you can't do the other ones okay because. Because those are part of, there's other, you know what I mean? So it's freestyle within our rules. With a little bit of, you know. So you can doggy paddle if you want. Well, what the fuck am I going to do? I'm going to race. Well, I think.

Why would I doggy paddle? Well, that's the thing. It's just that this has proven to be the fastest way to swim. Right. So everybody does it. But if somebody came along and was like i i swim like a dolphin underwater the whole time and i'm faster than you they could do that it's not illegal it's just that nobody can do that the fastest way to swim is on top of

the water with your arms going like this and your legs kicking so she she was right the whole time she talked herself out of this yeah yeah yeah i'm a little lost freestyle is not you move your arms like this and you kick your legs freestyle is you can do whatever you want but the fastest way to do it is what we know as the freestyle okay yeah yeah so she was right and i don't know somebody talked her out of it right okay right she was right she was right now yeah and then now she's now she's running around thinking she's wrong yeah stick to your guns the uh i i think we both have our answers here i think mine was probably scarecrow and yours is probably tortilla chips big time yeah i had a new one uh like two days ago um this is gonna sound they're so stupid when you say them out loud i never connected the phrase to the wrestling move rock bottom i don't know like the rock

bot like the his move is called the rock bottom yeah but it's because people say like rock bottom is a term you know what i mean you hit rock bottom yeah i just was thinking of like the rock doesn't move called the rock bottom and i also say this phrase what a coincidence i i literally it just like connected in my head it's like oh you like hit rock bottom when he does the rock bottom i learned like way too late that charles barkley i always think that he's a bank because i think that my friend and my my brain confuses char confuses Charles Schwab and Barclays. And so then like, I like,

and so this guy has to like, like one time there was like a headline. It was like, I think it was like post Malone or something was with Charles Barkley. It was some random celebrity. And I was like, okay, I guess he like banks with Charles Barkley. And why is that a headline?

And actually I forgot about Barclays. And it was, yeah, Barclays, Charles Schwab and Barclays. That's a whole. To this day. I have to like,

my brain wants to be like bank. I have to constantly be like the man. I definitely have a couple more of those, but the other things she's talking about are more like, you know, a lot of people out there think it's play it by year. Yeah, yeah. Because there's some logic behind year to year things change. But these ones are like specific to us.

I mean, other people might here and there think it but a lot of people think it's all intensive purposes right and by year 10 year and 10 year yeah those are dumb people too i mean there i have a million of those from back when i used to blog the the definitive list of stupid people on twitter i think i got up to like version 12.0. Yeah. I mean, those were... Back when we were seeing all those for the first time, it was stunningly stupid and funny. Now, it's like people are... They know all of them by now. But back then, it was great. All right.

That's it. We'll see you next week. សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប� Thank you. Bye.