KFC Radio - Feits Recaps Marty and Ria's Wedding - Full Episode

Episode Date: April 29, 2025

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No KFC for KFC Radio today. He had a Keegan baseball game, I believe. Couple of baseball games. What's up with you guys? I'm pretty hungry. Okay. Alright. We can pause it for a little bit if you want to go to the track? I'm pretty hungry Okay I'm so hungry I'm so hungry We've been sitting here for like an hour

I'm just like so hungry I feel like I could eat I could eat Johnny O'Neil Oh, my cousin? Yeah And I could probably And I could probably eat Peter Farkas. Was this your gambit?

You guys seen this, right? Yeah, I've seen this. Oh, okay. We haven't checked our phone once in the last two weeks. If we open up any app in the last two weeks, we saw this. Bro, also, this is a cousin you've met. It would be someone who would like, of course you have.

I've talked to you about Peter many times, too. Wait, what? Oh my god. Because it's so hard with you, because you're tagged in obviously so many things, like every single KC radio clip, whatever. And your Instagram will, like, everything, basically on your Instagram is work-related. I don't even know what you're talking about right now.

Like, trying to figure out, like, a elementary school person was hard to find. Oh, on my Instagram? You'll never find that. Yeah, so, like, the best one I could find of someone who you're tagged with was Johnny O'Neil. And then with you, like, all of your friends, like, I feel like I'm mad. I know all the... So then I tried to go Brockport. Yeah. And he's, I mean, Peter, we we Peter is the one that works for Akron that I was calling in. Oh fuck me guys. You have direct communication with both these people. All right well Johnny and Peter better not come in here because I'm hungry.

That was a good way to start the show though. Yeah thanks. I called the n-word this weekend in a kind way yeah it was by a black guy yeah oh it was before Marty and Ria's wedding and I went into a liquor store and I was just grabbing a bottle of wine and I was there I was already dressed so I was like in my tux and stuff and I walked in and this guy was like damn you looking clean and I was like, oh, thank you, man Thank you. He's like nah not for real when you walked in I was like this n-word It goes because this n-word looking slick and then he caught himself was no, I'm so sorry. I'm so sorry And I was like dude, it's can you do it again? That was a white fantasy

Are you kidding me bro? Say that all you want dude. Wait yeah why would he think that he needs a censor himself? I don't know. I don't know. But it was uh. The highest of compliments though. The highest of compliments. Yeah. Do you feel like you have the past now? Why don't you say it? Yeah yeah sure I'll rip it real quick. That's so cool. Yeah it was very cool. It was a very cool wedding. It was, I've been saying, like, you believe them. Like, when Rhea, like, they both read their vows and they were both fucking really, really well done, really really beautiful Ria went first I think I was sitting in front of Marty's family because Ria went first and then everyone just started going should have went first Marty Because they're both incredible but like in Ria's vows

She's like I think Marty is the handsomest man in the world and the funniest guy in the world And I think Marty is very handsome. I think Marty is very funny. I don't think he's the funniest or handsomest Ria world and I think Marty is very handsome I think Marty is very funny I don't think he's the funniest or handsome Rhea actually does I think Rhea genuinely believes and like that I was like that's so fucking cool like I don't know it was a blast it was really really fun. I think that there are a really really cute couple and you're right like I believe it yeah and I feel like they also like they had stuff to prove to other people so I feared that it was gonna feel like they also like they had stuff to prove to other people so I feared that it was gonna be like they were gonna be locked in like always trying to prove it to each other and like prove it to everyone but like I

believe it yeah they just they also they had a DJ for a wedding which I would have been a band guy I would have said band 100% of the time. DJ Nezza. I think his name is it said Nez on his laptop. It was unreal. Yeah, unreal. We were fucking rocking. But I will say this about a white dance floor. If you turn the music off, you don't know it's a dance floor. Like if you're looking, if you're at a wedding or even a bar,

I imagine, and you, if you just like look at the dance floor and zone out and block out the music, you're just like, what are those people doing? Like everyone's standing like moving a little weird, but it's not really dancing. I don't know if it's because like on the, you know, like a wedding, like on the outer skirts is people kind of just more watching than dancing. So I couldn't tell if that was it or, but I mean,

I was just thinking back to like every wedding I've ever been to. I'm like, yeah, that's what it looks like. And cause when I'm, when I'm in it, I'm doing the same thing as everyone else. And in my head, I'm fucking working. But did you, did you have a little bit more, uh, rhythm after the black guy gave you that compliment I really lay it on his feet today dude I actually my hip is so bad that I can feel it fucking with my dancing well I'm like that was a half second delayed that took a little bit longer and now I look like an idiot out but that's crazy because you don't use your hips and notoriously you only do that. I work it all. I work, hang on a second. I was

I was dancing my ass off and but then I would get out and I would go take a break because they're actually the first so they did the first dance was Marty and Rhea they did to Miley with Marty and Rhea. They did it to Miley Cyrus. I forget what song, but it was great. And then the DJ was like, Marty and Rhea want everyone to join them on the dance floor. Please come out.

And so I went out thinking, this is gonna be a song. I hit the whole shot too hard. It was like five songs, six songs. So by song four, five, six, I was just like... Alright, it's gonna be about done I think. I'm like looking back to the tables like, Alright, food's out. Can't be too much. But I felt like there was no music in my head.

It was just like persevere, dude. Just keep... Alright, yeah. Just five just like persevere, dude. Like, I just keep, all right, yeah. Just fuck for a minute to this point. I was fucking gassed, dude. And it fucked up the rest of my night. It was the rest of my night. I was just chasing, trying to get, not tired.

Oh, it was getting you tired, not just a hit? Oh, you were gassed. Oh, I was exhausted. It wasn't so painful. You laid it all out on the field. I left it all, to the point where point where by the end of the night, by the end of the night, I was not dancing anymore. Sweating?

Not really sweating. I don't really sweat much. That's right. Oh. No. Can't relate. Can't relate. But I was definitely just sitting there by the end of the night.

I was like, I got nothing left. I got nothing left. I got nothing left. Yeah, it is like always funny to me sometimes. Well, I guess you don't really like drink But it is just funny the concept of like drinking is like we're just all gonna get in a room And we're just gonna wait for it to get a little weird Dancing is just like I don't know you could like to get there. That's very fun. Dancing is just like, I don't know. You could. Drinking is very, very, very fun. But it would almost be more fun if it was just like,

you couldn't move until you felt it. So we all sit here, and we have six, seven beers, and then we start going. But I guess that's kind of how it works. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I think my greatest fear is solo dancing. You get strapped in like a roller coaster.

Yeah. And you just sit there and you can't get up until you're like, yo, I'm fucked up. Yeah. And you're like, all right, you can go now. Yeah. Yeah, the wedding I went to last summer was, they kept talking about, they were like, it's going to be,

we got the best DJ in all of Monaco. Literally, this guy's like, Monaco. In all of Monaco? And I trust Monaco to have a good DJ. Because the wedding was in, what's it called? Monaco? Monaco, yeah, pretty much Monaco. I forget, I'm blanking on the name.

And they were hyping it up. And I trust Monaco to have like a really sick DJ. I would imagine so, yeah. They played what's called like Megan Trainor. They played. Really? See, the music here was top notch. And what I also really liked was they broke it down

into like, at least I think, that was the vibe I got through listening, like okay, between the appetizers and dinner, we're doing our rock portion. And then between dinner, and then dinner would get served, they'd be like, all right, everyone to the dance floor. And it would be like the rap portion. And then by the time when the rap portion was done,

your desserts are waiting for you. So you go back to the table, eat your desserts. And again, I don't go to a ton of weddings weddings so I don't know if that's standard or not but it felt unique and felt different and felt cool it was awesome it was a really really beautiful and great time it looked really pretty Rhea also looked gorgeous. Rhea looked so gorgeous. When she was doing the Hardy song yeah Hardy who I knew he was a who I knew he was a guy. I knew he was a Nashville guy. I didn't have any idea what kind of music he played. And at the end of the night, Marty

had this very nice speech where he had caught, I don't know, caught's the right word. It was what he said. He said caught. He had caught Rhea rocking out to some song in their bathroom recently. And he's like, and I was really embarrassed to ask this but he was here at the wedding so it was the Hardy song fucking I forget what it's called but it was whatever he's like and Hardy's here so Hardy would you please come sing it with us wow and I was like oh this is cool as fuck. This is probably going to be like a pretty romantic slow dance on in the night. And Hardy just makes rock music. Again, I didn't know what the fuck to expect.

So he gets up there, he's in his talks and he just grabs a mic and he's like, are you motherfuckers ready to rock? And I was like, what the fuck kind of music does he do? And then he just started like going nut and then re-using her wedding dress too And it was like it was a very very cool like Damn, that's a cool way to end a wedding. That's and Marty had had prepared us where he was like I got a surprise for the end of the night. Let me know how it is and I was so nervous I was like, I don't know what the fuck the surprise is gonna be. Is it gonna be a cake or I don't know like

What is it? And then that came out and I was like never mind. That's a surprise. That was a good surprise I was like, what is it? And then that came out and I was like, never mind. That's a surprise. That was a good surprise. Damn. They had a wedding at at Saint Sebastian's in Brooklyn. I believe is what it was called and I got there way too early. So, I was walking around just trying to kill time and I guess the Saint Sebastian's school was founded in like 1800 or something like that and it was like they had all the different iterations of the school and it was like they had all the different iterations of the school and it was like st

Sebastian's 1800 to 1840 or something like that and the only thing I could think of when I saw that was like Those kids used to get the shit beat out of them 1800 to 1840 they were fucking wailing on those kids I mean my dad was in school Catholic school in the 70s. He was getting the shit kicked out of them. Imagine 100 years before that. That's actually so crazy that they did that.

Did you get slapped on the wrist at all or anything? No. Did you? No. Did your dad ever speak about having to sit in popcorn? No. No, my dad was a big one for my dad. His nuns there used to make him put his knees in popcorn if he misbehaved

I've heard of like that. I've heard of like seeds and shit like that But like I've heard of that in I think I've heard of that honestly got on criminal minds I think it was like or maybe it was house It was like something like the kid was like growing trees from his knees What is the need the the seeds were so embedded that like, I forget, it's a TV show. I don't think it was reality. But it was like something like,

they were trying to figure out what's wrong with this kid. And he had like fucking roots in his knees because the seeds had gotten so implanted or whatever. Wait, is pop, like they make you kneel in popcorn? In the kernels. Yeah. Kernels, oh okay. And it hurts like a son of a Really? Yeah. I don't think that that would like hurt. I don't know chicks I got chicks got knees that are different. Yeah. Yeah. Like if I were to kneel on this table I would kill myself.

And chicks was like oh I hang around on the floor. What are you talking about? And Jigs was like, oh, I hang around on the floor. What are you talking about? Yeah. One time, my friends and I tried to waterboard each other to see what it was like. And I don't think that we did it quite right. But we kind of were like, that was not that bad, which I know is a hot take.

But I would like to try and recreate that at some point to see exactly what the waterboarding experience is exactly like. And I know that's incredibly insensitive to say, but like... I don't think it's insensitive. I think you're curious. I'm curious. Yeah.

I want to know. Because like a little part of me is just like, why don't you just hold your breath? Don't get me wrong. I've watched a lot of war movies and I'm like I think if I just held my breath I'd be okay Exactly how I'm wrong, I I think it's not pleasant My buddy in war right? What's up? That's an illegal tactic. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. In fact, I was actually just watching the report last night It's another one of my good night movies. But it is about the it's about what we did at Quantanamo where it was like it's Adam Driver, uh,

Cate Blanchett? No, I forget. It's a couple of it's good. It's really good. I like it. I think it was like one of Amazon Prime's or one of like Amazon Studios first movies But it's very good. But like the guys who came up with that Not smart people really like how come like they're like they were like the basically our entire interrogation plan At Guantanamo was thought up by a guy in the Air Force and something else. And neither of them did the psychology that would correlate. Neither of them did that. And they were like, why don't we put them in boxes and fill it with bugs?

And they're like, we'll get answers like that. And I forget, because I fell asleep last night. I have seen the movie, but I fell asleep last night. So I forget the exact numbers. But it was something insane, where it was like of the let's I feel bad speculating but let's say it's five thousand people that we tortured mm-hmm we got like four pieces of actionable intel like it was it was something insane really like we did that for years and we were like this is probably gonna work Are you fucking kidding me? It was it's not good. It's a really good movie. It's not good

I've seen pictures like picture to pop up on Twitter and it seems like they're doing some pretty it's pretty bad Like har har images are we still doing that though? Like they say that we're not. We say no. Yeah. I think, you know, sitting here, I think the overall take is that it just doesn't work. Like, not that it's bad, which it is, but like it doesn't work. So there's no need to do it. If it was one of those things, like if it was bad and it did work

I don't know. It's one of those things you're like, oh, it's working. I think it just like it just doesn't work Yeah, it would be like for me. It'd be very effective it like if if you fast Yeah, like if I'm keeping the secret and then you throw him to take off a pinky nail but I also think that was like they're not told the things intentionally so you like like any any system like I'm sure the American military is the same way we're like if you're this guy you don't fucking know what the plan is yeah you know what you're told to do you like I can't tell

you I don't know I told you everything I know they intentionally don't tell us stuff so we can't get caught and tell you. Yeah Okay, interesting But yeah, that was uh, it's really Good Quick little turn down Guantanamo Lane My sorry, I usually like if I see a wedding reel, I usually skip past it pretty fast I don't think anyone can hold my attention for more than a minute I watched that a couple of times and I smiled the entire yeah, no, it was like it was awesome

It was all very like happy. I think it's well Marty's like inspirational to be around where you're like damn I use people fucking yeah, love each other. Also Marty Handsome ass dad. Yeah, I think I ever met his dad before I still actually didn't meet him, but I've seen him now Very very handsome. Yeah But who cares what I think Ria thinks he's the most handsome man in the world There's a few couples out there that I'm like if they break up I'm I am gonna have a hard time like believing in love I'm like if they break up, I'm I am gonna have a hard time like believing in love Dumb as that sounds they're up there. You know who was this always cracks me up back at the old office There was a celebrity breakup that just broke Robbie Fox. Oh

He like he couldn't believe it It's gonna be impossible to guess it was Chris Pratt and Anna Faris It's going to be impossible to guess. It was Chris Pratt and Anna Faris. What? That's crazy. I guess I could kind of see. No. He was like, what the hell? Chris and Anna aren't making it? I feel like that's like... I don't think there's any celebrity couple in the world that I'd be surprised that they broke up. Try to think of one.

I don't think there's any couple. You would say a couple? I don't think there's any couple that they broke up. Try to think of one. I don't think there's any couple. You would say a couple? I don't think there's any couple. They broke up. Any couple? Yeah. My number one answer is the people who, you know the movie or the show,

nobody wants us. Yes. It's based off of Erin Foster and Simon, her husband. And they are, in in my eyes the cutest couple ever I see that I guess I don't know that I can see from the show from the show it gets a very similar relationship but every day I fear I think I think my parents they call me we're gonna divorce, as in love as Marty and Rhea. I would put your parents up there.

I feel like your parents are so cute. They are very cute and they're very in love. They're not going to get divorced, but if they did, I'd be like, I don't know, what do you want me to do? It doesn't really affect me that much What age do you think you you? Are too old to have any kind of like trauma from it not trauma, but like yeah What is it one's the last you can be like you can't stalk over it. Yeah, I think once you're in college Yeah, once you once it's not you're like I Guess maybe mid-20s once it's not your support system anymore

like that my parents are still very much it's not your support system anymore. My parents are still very much a part of my support system, but it's not crazy for someone in their 30s or 20s to not have their parents in it. Yeah, I think in college, I had a friend whose parents divorced in college and she was just kind of like, I just need stability and like,

I think after college for sure. After college. I would say that's when most divorces happen when they finally get the kid out of the house yeah you can finally move on from this stop pretending yeah okay now let's talk about comfort because if you're sitting all day or for hours making a podcast such as heroes like myself you need a chair that's actually built for your body I have I have a chair that I am pretty sure makes me have heartburn. I think it's a chair.

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A thousand. Well, I'll do that quick. Uh, 1000 guys or one gorilla is that the tweet is accurate. What is that? What is it? The it's if a thousand guys are committed. Yeah. Yeah.

A thousand guys can win. Yeah. If it's going to be pretty hard to stay committed once you watch a gorilla rip your friends head off. You know what I mean? If you're like, fuck it, no matter what happens, boys, we don't stop. That's one, and if you commit to that, and then I think yes, I think the humans

will beat the gorilla. If you see him fucking just grab your buddy's head and rip it out, spine-intach and all, I can see 900 people going What's hypothetical is just literally one girl versus 1000 I think it's all based off a tweet that says something to the effect of Thousand people versus gorilla thousand guys will win if they're all committed to it or something along those lines And I agree if you are fully committed if you can watch a If you are fully committed, if you can watch a hundred, two hundred guys get limbs ripped off while you keep fighting, I do think you would win. I don't know if anyone has the mental capacity to ignore all of those limbs.

Dude, I actually watched Note for the first time the other day. Yeah, what did you think about it? Unbelievable. Unreal. I loved it. But yeah, when that monkey was fucking poundinged on people. Yeah, that was a monkey That wasn't a gorilla. That was a little chimpanzee The tweets that came out of that were so funny though those are good ones my hair was like the 30 for 30 that they'll do on this and they're like the first guy is like, you know great win

Like, you know everyone banded together and then the next guy's like but what they did to Mike When I watch Mike's body get split in half That's what they it's like what they do. Yeah, like they want to rip pieces apart Yeah, it's gonna be tough to see someone get ripped up. Who's the number one draft pick? The Rock No, no be a football. Aaron Donald came to mind. Aaron Donald, yeah. The Rock is very big and strong, but I don't...

Well, we found out that he's not that tall. Yeah, he's like fucking 6'2". I think I saw he's 6'4", and even that is like... Yeah. Wait, is it like 1v1 with this gorilla? No, it's a thousand at one. But it's got to again you gotta be all You gotta have four dudes on his back

It's gonna be It's gonna be a hard fight Realistically it's probably only like 4v1 maybe 3v1 At a time like you can't have all You could dog pile him You'd have to like You'd have to have guys getting on the legs

Guys on the back It has to be 50 on each leg and then the rest are going for the head I think I think if you were like, alright boys, like, you know girls in the middle of the room thousand guys on the outside Yeah, one two three go. Mm-hmm. I don't think that girl's gonna know what the fuck. Yeah. Yeah, he's gonna be very confused even I think like Right now one of us like table tops him. Oh, we're just going down. Yeah, like oh. You're like, a thousand's a little easy.

Let's make it top. But actually, I just think if we get a good strategy going, again, one of us table tops him. So now he's falling. The other like puts foot on the neck. Right, now he can't really move. OK, but can I stop you real quick? Yeah.

He's gonna rip that leg off fast Why? Cuz it's on his neck But then you just the whole point is that you just kind of like you tease the esophagus and you just say like That's how they really keep running. That's how they really keep running. That was crazy. They were like, fucking this monkey. Bro. Who's the most fucked up thing ever said on this show? No one has, honestly.

No one's ever said that before. Dude, you just gotta tease the esophagus with your toes on this gorilla's neck. I like, I truly don't know where that came from and I did not like, as soon as it came out of my mouth I thought, I feel weird about that. Okay, but just imagine though, but the whole, but I do stand by it, it's like, when you tease the esophagus like that, you understand, it's like if you move another fucking inch

and try and rip my leg off, like I'm crunching that is off again But you can't because You can't crunch my esophagus. Yeah like but if you're if you like had just freshly fallen and like in I Immediately you don't have any time to like Figure it out. Yeah, I could like if I'm stepping on it a Like you don't have any time to like, figure it out. Yeah, I could.

If I'm stepping on it, a gorilla is just like a man, but just like a little figure in your hair. You also keep using this word, you. And when you fall and you're using me as an example, and that's bad because we're fighting a gorilla. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Me. You're right, when I fall and you fucking step on my neck

and you're like, don't move, I probably won't move. I don't think a gorilla's gonna fucking think think like me. I don't know guys. I think like I don't know I think it grows get your girls gonna get excuse me girls gonna go down. You're gonna step on his neck You're gonna say don't move girls gonna go. I don't know what she just said But I don't like this foot on my throat and I'm gonna rip it off Yeah, all right I don't know that you're a slave man. But I don't like this foot on my throat and I'm gonna rip it off. Yeah, alright, well like this is probably the problem with a thousand men is like, cause we have some, you know, like, negative Nellies over here.

You know, a thousand of me, like, we're gonna fucking kill that gorilla. Look, you're the general, I'm here going, hey, I'll fight. Yeah. I don't think that's the best plan. If you, if that's, look, if that's what you wanna do to go fight, I'll do it. It's my job. But just throwing it out there. I think we should have a better plan.

Okay, but I'm telling you, if it really comes in here right now, we don't have time to be not going at it 100%, like to be second guessing ourselves. Like we have to, you just gotta trust me on this one. And you gotta, when I say someone is, I say, Jesus, this is esophagus, you teased that one. Alright, so Jackie's plan.

Gorilla walks in, we tabletop the gorilla. Jackie'll handle the esophagus, and then... What do I do? You just kill him. You do the reaction? You just kill him. You do the rash. You got it. You just take a pillow and you just smother him. Okay.

So tabletop, step on his throat, smother him with a pillow. Fun deal. Seriously, I don't think we need another person. I'm just kidding. We're down a guy today. We got no KFC. Kevin could just like film it Okay, you got this

I was fighting a thousand guys. I was ready for that What do you got um, let's see what else we got today. We got, um, Shador Sanders. I called that. Yeah. You called that he was going to drop. I, I, I watched two games. I watched two complete Colorado games in the last two years. Colorado state, the first season was, uh, Wisconsin this season, uh, uh, Nebraska. Those are the two games I watched. Not very good. Now. And the whole time I just kept being like, I don't look. Draft guys obviously don't play with me, but I don't think he's very good in the two games I've seen. Yeah. And turns out he's not. The draft guys were offended. They were. Like Mel Kuyper

was offended. But I don't understand. Is the guy who got prank called? Yes. This is Dion Son. Oh, I didn't know it was Dion Son. Yeah. I think it's one of those situations where it's just like, you can do like, anyone, whatever you believe, you can find stats to support you. That he dropped and it's, excuse me, you know, I had friends texting me that it was like a message

from GMs and coaches to the NIL kids that if you're going to come to the NFL, you got to. I don't think they were sending him. I think a GM and a coach want to win. Yeah. And if they thought Shadrars Sanders would help them win, then they would have picked him. 100%.

I think that's it. I heard that most of them just didn't think he was that good. And I think that the teams that were supposed to pick him, that first passed on him, there becomes this stink on you where people are nervous. And they're like, they must see something that we don't see. He must not be very good.

And then you continue to fall, fall for the domino effect. And then you fall to the fourth round. Fifth, right? Fifth, yeah. Fifth, yeah, yeah. He went to the Browns, right? He went to the Browns. He was projected or suspected, whatever word you want to use,

he was suspected to go to the Browns at He was projected or suspected, whatever word you want to use. He was suspected to go to the Browns at the second pick, second overall pick, which they then traded away. And it wasn't like a lock, like he's going to be the second pick, but his name was thrown out there. It was mentioned amongst those. And then he ended up getting picked two days later. 144th. He had a seat in the green room, right? Yeah. Or did he? He at least had his own party. He took it from home like he had a seat in the green room, right? Yeah, or did he he at least had his own party He took it from home. They had a whole set up. Yeah So he had like a big party and stuff like that and it wasn't big for two days Oh my god, that's so

What do you think about the prank? Oh, so the break all so fucked up and it's crazy to do as like like I remember I was with Nate yesterday and we were talking about it and I was like There's no way like a GM's kid took the phone number like yeah It what realistically happened is like someone hacked it and like there's no way it was one of like the GM's kids And it was it was in the video. He's in the he's yeah the GM is with the kid is in the video Oh, that's his buddy who probably they're in a dorm together and then you see a suitor shooter answers

He gets up it moves because he's fine I didn't even watch the clip. I heard of it, but it was not something I want to watch Funny like that's the like I'm guessing he's like 18 19 Yeah, I'm guessing he's probably a kid at Ole Miss and just wanted to be cool. Saw the internet was like laughing at this kid and it's one of the, I almost feel like that with the internet, like everyone has fun until it gets real and then you're like, whoa, I was just saying shit. I didn't think he'd ever read. Yeah. Like, well, I don't know, man. People hear about things sometimes.

Yeah. And it was, yeah, I didn't, I didn't watch it. I've heard of it, but it all, the kid's probably not a complete piece of shit. He's probably You know Thought some older kids thought he would be cool if he did this and he did it I don't know. That's what I hope at least is it like illegal in any like could he get sued in any capacity or um

I doubt that anyone would want to make it a bigger deal and it's's already been, I would guess, should or Deion want to move on. I'm sure there's, I mean, it's, yeah, it's just like, actually, I don't even know if you technically could cause he just got it from his dad's desk. Like it wasn't some hacking thing. How often does that happen though, where somebody thinks that they're going to get drafted and then like has a whole party and then pretty often. Really? Yeah.

That's by far the biggest one. I would say for sure. Last one I can remember is probably Johnny Manziel, and he only felt the 25 to the Browns One little fun fact that hubs told me the other day was that Johnny Manziel? Not the biggest bust of the 2014 Browns first round who is Justin Gilbert who they took it eight Really off the team in the same time as Johnny Manziel Wow He was a cornerback from Oregon, maybe. I forget exactly where he was from, but he was a cornerback. They took it eight and he was off the team in 2016.

Really? Which is like, but the, arguably the most famous draft bust of all time. Isn't your team's most famous draft bus that season. That's crazy. That is not, and they already did. I mean, they just passed up on Travis Hunter this year, which is like, maybe he's the best draft bus of all time. I mean, he's the best draft bus of all time.

I mean, he's the best draft bus of all time. I mean, he's the best draft bus of all time. I mean, he's the best draft bust of all time. Isn't your team's most famous draft bust that season? That's crazy. That's nuts. And they already did that. I mean, they just passed up on Travis Hunter this year, which is like, maybe that'll like prove us all wrong, but like the most generational pick we've ever seen maybe. And he just passed up on him. You had him. Yeah. Who'd they take? No, they traded. They traded for him, but they did make a great pick. They now have next year's first round pick as well. And they had the eight picks. So yeah, not bad. Drafting like that gender reveal parties in the Pope smoke stuff or all stuff

that I wish that we could incorporate more into. I don't know. Like I want to, I want to be a part of that. Yeah. I don't just got to get really good at football, have a child or become a devote Catholic. Yeah, exactly. It's like, My parents actually, speaking of them and being cute, my mom got up at 4 a.m. to watch the Pope's funeral and my dad was already up and he was like working out in the garage and there's a TV out there and he was watching the Pope's funeral out there and while watching the funeral my mom was like, you know what, I think

officially I'd like to go to Rome. They've never been. And then my dad came from the gym and he goes, I was watching the Pope's funeral out there. I think I want to go to Rome. Oh, no way. And my mom was like, that's what I was saying. So they're going to Rome. This happened a lot in the US. Yeah, I was going to say there's a lot in the US.

I was saying exactly what I said. I was like, you guys are trying to one-up me. You're a crook, right? But yeah, I also saw The Accountant too this weekend. How's that? No surprise Dude it was you watch no, I've seen the original account. You see the original account. Okay, so paths They take a huge total shift You know, like the first one was like an action movie. Yeah, like a thriller. Yeah. This one's not. Okay. This is a buddy comedy.

It's a buddy comedy where Ben Affleck is autistic Batman and John Bernthal is- You ever seen Braveheart? Yes. Okay. You know the Irish guy?'s like just a maniac. That's who John Bernthal was. So it's a superhero movie with autistic Batman and My Island guy from Braveheart and they just fucking kill people and it's awesome. Ben Affleck has a team of autistic children who stay in a basement and just help them out hacking stuff. Can you explain that part a little bit more? Okay. So there is Ben Affleck has, I was actually just talking about this out in the hallway and Keegs was like, are you saying this or like is autism a big part of the movie? To be clear to people who haven't seen it, autism is a big part of the movie. I'm not like diagnosing a

character. They tell you a lot of times he's autistic. Really? Oh, well in the first one too Yeah, in the first one like he's so all the kids all the little team of super autists. Yeah They're They're in the basement at that like facility that he sponsors. Okay, and how is he gathering these? Autist kids there. It's is he gathering these Autist kids? So he makes a lot of money being an accountant for bad people. Not a good start.

And he just gives all the money to this home that helps Autistic kids and that did help him. And so he just gives all the money to them. And they help Autistic kids. Bunch of Autistic kids hanging around, they're like, hey, you guys like computers? They're like, yeah, we fucking love computers. And so they're just kids at this home who like computers and just hack stuff whenever Ben Affleck calls home.

They're like fucking, it's crazy. I'm laughing at it, but it was like, they're like little Oompa Loompas. They're like, hey. It's essentially, he's Willy Wonka, there's Oompa Loompas, and he's just autistic instead of sociopathic. I don't know, whatever you would's Willy Wonka the Arizona bloopers and he's just autistic instead of Sociopathic, I don't know whatever you would call But then there are and so like I was watching it and I was like I can't like is this fucked up like I'm not supposed to be laughing at this and then I don't know I just kind of was like I mean

Autistic people are just regular people. Yeah, and and I was saying to Jackie were like I think we've diluted the word so much where it's like I don't I don't know. I think they're just having I trust that Ben Affleck and John Bernthal and everyone involved in the movie did Did write by autistic people yeah, like I don't think it's like like Johnny Knoxville's The Ringer Yeah, like it was just make fun of like it I think it's I think they did the research and Ben Affleck. I'm guessing I don't know But I just just trust them as as artists or creators, whatever you want to call them But he's definitely a lot more silly in this one. It's just like there are funny moments of just like I'm sorry I just it was being loud

I'm sorry. I just it was being loud But then there are nice moments to where like John Bernthal because they're brothers and They haven't seen each other in eight years and then John Bernthal's like is it cuz of yours or cuz of me? And it's a nice conversation of him being like do you not love me because of me? Oh, do you not love me because of you like? And I thought that was a very sweet conversation and I was like, oh, that's like, probably the kind of conversation a regular brother and an autistic brother have where it's like, what's the separation here? Is it me or is it you? But it was very good.

So it had some heart to it? Yeah, yeah. Yeah, not a ton. But it's a great summer movie it's just a fun movie yeah I'm not maybe I'm not like speaking out of school I'm not diagnosing he's very autistic he has a special kind of autism where it's like a quiet I guess it's called ass another layer of humor to the movie but acquired savant syndrome which I don't know if that's real I assume it's real but they were talking about like people who get hit in the head with a 90 mile an hour fastball and they wake up and they can learn

language in an afternoon yeah I guess he had something like that oh yeah oh so is it kind of playing on like the superpowers? But they never show like the incident. Yeah. Like the whole four hours I'd say between the two movies like I think he was just born autistic. There's never like an incident or something like that like he's always just kind of they have flashbacks to his childhood and he's just kind of a maniac and and you're just like yeah that kid's autistic as hell. Yeah. It is the superpower thing. Is that like a fun, I feel like I could see that being like. No, they definitely feel like promote that

and advertise that. Yeah, right. I mean, it is true. It's like they're like incredibly talented. Yeah. I think that's what I've seen. I don't know. It's Jackpocket time.

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I was hoping you were going to bring it up. It was awesome. It was fucking awesome. I want to know everything about how they selected these people. What do you have to do to qualify to be the Detroit Lions International Fan of the Year? I would imagine it's just like sending a Twitter video. But I don't know.

But I was thinking about the International Fan of the Year. I think there was one from Germany was the Chiefs. They were from all over the place. But like imagine you never been to America and you get selected to be the internationals pick for the NFL draft and it's in Green Bay. You're telling all your friends like I'm going to fucking America. They just fly you to Green Bay. We should do that with the world. We should just get, like, America has this running, not gambit, but like game or promotional thing that we get. Everyone, it's like opposite of birthright. Everyone in the world gets to come to America

for one weekend, but we never bring them anywhere good. Like, yeah, welcome to Toledo for the weekend. And then everyone goes back home and they're like, we should stop hating America. It is not this fucking beautiful utopia that we think it is. It's a lot like Green Bay. That would, I I think change how everyone views us. Everyone gets to come to America. You don't get to go to New York, Miami, LA,

Chicago, throw Boston there and make it five. Yeah. Though you can't go to those five cities. What would be the top draft picks for cities? For like worst cities? Yeah, for like worst. Like Green Bay. Really? Is Green Bay the best? I don't even know if Green Bay is big enough to qualify as a place that would be disappointing. Because like, why would you ever go to Green Bay? I'm sure there are a million good people in Green Bay and a lot of good things to do. I got no interest in ever going to Green Bay.

If I was told I'm going to America and I'm from Peru and I've had this image of America in my head all my whole life but it's like Like I just think about like what you would as a foreigner what you consume of American culture Yeah, and what you have must picture it to be yeah, and then you get here and it's Green Bay. Yeah Yeah, you would be like what the fuck? I always think about that with the fucking ski lift instructors. Like, because back in the day, ski lifts were always like, I guess we called them drug addicts because they were just stoners who enjoyed their lives.

But it was like, they were like, like telltale warnings. It was like, you don't want to grow up to be like this guy who's just high and enjoying his life every day. But now because all ski mountains are owned by, basically they're all owned by two corporations. And so they have these systems in place where basically people who work at resorts rotate in the seasons. Yeah. So like if you go to like say Killington most, not about most, but a good portion of the ski lift instructors are like Jamaican dudes. Oh. And I think about those guys where I'm just like if you're

from Jamaica and all you've consumed of American culture and all this stuff and then you get to Killington Vermont for the winter you're gonna see three black people and they go home to make it like I don't know where they're keeping like I don't know boys I was there for like I was there from like October to fucking March. I didn't see any black people. Like you'd be so confused. I don't know what to tell you guys. And I think that's how the Peruvians feel when they have to go back after Green Bay. Like I don't know what we were so jealous of. But like Chile's just fine, guys. I think though if you were to like really want to give them the American experience Like I could see like Buffalo being somewhere where they're kind of like

That's it. But that's that's really an American experience. Yeah, you go get wings at like a sports bar in Buffalo You got it. You got the picture here. Buffalo, I don't know enough of the people in Green Bay. Buffalo, I think you would go home and be like, that place rocks. Yeah. It wouldn't be like, it's not the buildings we pictured and I didn't see Denzel Washington while I was there, but the people are good people.

Well, that's what I'm saying. I'm not saying it's like Green Bay, I'm saying if you want kind of, I don't know anything about Green Bay, but I could see it being almost kind of like an American experience. I mean, very much. The way that Buffalo would do it better though. Like it is, you know, now that we're talking more about it, like when I went to Liverpool,

Liverpool is not, you know, what you would say is like a beautiful city. It's a very blue collar, like hardworking city. And I went and I was like, that was the greatest is like a beautiful city. It's a very blue collar, like hard working city and I went and I was like, that was the greatest British experience of all time. Oh, really? Like just like the pubs I was in and stuff like

that. So, you know, you could go back and be like, this place fucking rocks. Yeah. But it's it still wouldn't be the America you thought. Yeah. Um and then last thing for the for the episode that we catch Belichick And Jordan. Mm-hmm. I don't know if you want to talk about this. I don't want to bring it up, but

Hank had the best quote about it. Something needs to be said. Yeah, I don't know what to say It is I'll show it to you Jackie it is is a tough watch. It's a tough watch. Jordan as in Michael? Huh? No, no, as in he's girlfriend. Oh. It is getting to the point where it's like, it was funny and then it was silly and then it was, now it's like.

I actually, I have not seen his full clip because I had to turn it off. So. You had to turn it off? Yeah. So I will watch the full clip now. Because it's cringy because you don't want to see your hero. Yeah, I think what people are kind of glopping onto and I did as well is Jordan said when he had how'd you guys meet because how they met story is very famous.

They met on an airplane. Belichick was reading a book. No, Jordan was reading a book. Belichick signed it with like, I forget how he signed it, but he signed like, he just signed an autograph to her and had all the years he won a Super Bowl. It was nothing weird about it, but it was like, everyone knows that's where they met. And she was studying for psychology. She was studying for some college course and he helped her and it was a lot. There's a big story. It's everyone knows it. So to be like we're not talking about

that is very weird because you've already talked about it and everyone knows and so I think what people are speculating now is that that is not how they met and I'm guessing they met through some kind of matchmaker service or something like that. Oh. It's like if you don't, if you say we're not talking about that, that's the only thing that people are gonna

take away from the interview. Yes. They met in some sketchy way, maybe not even sketchy but just like it wasn't a mute queue. It was not a mute queue. Yeah. It was arranged, I don't a MuteCue. It was not a MuteCue. Yeah. It was arranged. I don't know who was arranged by it.

It was, I turned it off when she said, we're not talking about that. That was my first time seeing the second half of it. I don't think there was much, I think the main part is, we're not talking about that, but. Yeah, I don't know what's happening. I mean, there is the part though that's just like.

But also he's built Belichick like Why would he? Also his shirt having a hole in it is crazy We're like yeah, oh god. He's very much a ripped sweatshirt guy. That one is even a bit extreme by his standards But his dad was a coach at Navy Yeah, and he's always very much been proud of that and talked about that So like that's probably his dad sweatshirt or something like that. So it's very it looks odd, but like that's not That's not crazy. Yeah, something like that, but it is odd. It's not that he's doing Sunday morning like

why everything is Something's gotta be said I don't know what to say, but there is also said. I don't know what to say. But there is also, like, I don't know, there is part of me that is like, I like to sit here as a 36 year old right now, being like, something like that, never happened to me. But I don't know, maybe you get 70 years old and some 24 year old chick's like, I'll suck your dick.

And he's like, yeah, whatever the fuck she said I didn't have this planned in my future. But yeah, if this 24 year old is gonna keep sucking my dick then whatever the hell she says is fine Like I when she did the we're not talking about that and he kind of just like shut up. Yeah, I was like I know what's happening here. I go don't't you know what's ever been in a relationship? Yeah, we were like did I am don't even talk to me Right now I'm not a person here. So she has something to fucking yell at There is I have no power here like I'm you're talking to reek I get that I and you combine that with like

She's 24 years old. He's 70. Yeah, whatever she says. I'm gonna be fine But let me tell you what though. I love that UNC goes out and win some ball games this year Yeah, all this goes all when they CC forget about it. She's she's a queen and he is he's got again Yeah, it doesn't matter they go out and lose. I don't know what happened. I I read a report this weekend that Things are not going well. I can't imagine I heard that she's in she's involved in everything Yeah, I heard that she needs to be CC'd on on every email that she's cc'd on every email that like The UNC people are not they're like this is not what we signed up for who knows. We'll see I hope Bill makes us all proud But yeah, it was a weird clip. We're clip first time in my life. I'm rooting for Bill Belichick

First time in my life I'm rooting for Bill Belichick. I don't know why, but I'm rooting for him. Well, I've been watching Southern Charm and it's a lot of older men with money going for the younger girls. They literally refuse to go over to like 25. And then the men who have the money make all the decisions. So I will say that it was refreshing to be like, I have a VCC and everything. He has literally all the money in the world you go and you're making the decisions do you guys have a subway take like a

subway take if I had to go on subway take. I think mine is. I don't think that social climbing is bad. I think it's kind of a skill. Like if somebody's like talking to me and then they go see like somebody cooler. Walk in the room and they go talk to them. I'm like go get your bag like go like if you think that you should be fucking with the best. Like you gotta earn your spot at the top somehow like go go get your bag. Like, go, like, if you think that you should be fucking with the best, like, you gotta earn your spot at the top somehow, like, go fuck with the best. If you're good at it, you gotta be good at it.

If you're good at it. Even if you're not good at it, though, it's just like, all right, like, that's really not my problem. Like, what goes around comes around. If you don't wanna hang out with me, that's fine. I respect that you think that, like, if you think that you can fuck with the best,

go, like, go try it, at least. I guess at least I guess a skill if you can't but if not like it's I don't respect if you're going out to do it if it just happened, but like in the same way I don't respect the guy who's like I'm going to get late tonight. Yeah, you're **** loser dude. Yeah. Like I think if you're going out, I'm going to have a good time and you happen to meet some people who are possible social climate, and they like you and you like them, fucking rip it up.

Yeah. But if you're like, I'm going out tonight to find someone, then you're a loser. Yeah. 100% agree. But with all greatness, there has to be losers. Like, not everyone can make the NBA So there's gotta be you know, there's gotta be those people that try but the people who try and don't make the NBA If you're 20 years old and you're still running game in the gym, you're like, I think the magic can take a shot

They're probably not did you lose Fuck was gonna say oh my take? I would probably go with First Amendment's overrated. Wait, what even is it? Like freedom of press? Freedom of speech and all that stuff? Oh yeah. Oh yeah, obviously freedom of speech. Take it easy like yeah the Okay, I I personally believe the freedom of speech should be treated like a crying baby In which is like You're like we can't hit it, but I wish it shut the fuck

Like I'm not gonna do anything about it to stop it, but my life would be fucking greatly improved if it stopped. Well, I saw something that was like, you can't sell heroin at the farmer's market, which is so true because it's like, we can't be letting heroin into the farmer's market because then that, that like disrupts the farmers market. Like if we start letting like, you know, Nazis talk about Nazi stuff,

then we don't have a good farmers market. Like, we just can't be letting heroin, and I think it's such a good point. That is fair, yeah. I'm not saying we should get rid of it. I think it should stay. I just think it's one of those things we should be like, it stays, there's nothing we can

do. Not like, thank God everyone can just say whatever they want. Mine is the most selfish thing that you can do as a person is offer to cook dinner for someone and you're not a hundred percent sure you can cook. Because you put that person in a terrible situation where they have to not only finish their whole plate, but they have to tell you it was good. You lie to your face. It's just an incredibly selfish thing to do.

If you're not a hundred percent sure that your meal kicks ass, don't offer to cook it for anybody. That's a good one. Yeah. I'm kind of like putting my, I'm trying to like, I kind of keep having being like, having my sister come over and being like, hey, I'm trying to like cook more.

So, and she's like, please don't. I'm like, I'm sorry. I got, this is the only way I'm going to get better because I can't do this for a boy. I'm like, please don't. I'm like, I'm sorry. This is the only way I'm going to get better, because I can't do this for a boy. That's a good take. Thanks. You still got nothing?

What? You still got nothing? My subway take? Yeah. Social climbing. Oh, right. Social climbing's good. I just think, also, if done right, it is a skill, technically.

It's like, you got to know how to talk to the right people, who to talk to. You gotta have a certain level of charisma. I don't hate the game. I think it is shallow, for sure, but it's a game, and I don't hate it. Yeah. I just don't like anyone who goes out at night,

or goes out at all, and has a plan. Yeah. I think if you have a plan, you're a coward. Like I'm gonna go outside my apartment tonight. Let's just see what happens. Yeah. Yeah. Let life come to you. Yeah. Yeah. All right. Good. Is that it? Yeah. Yeah. I'm done. go ahead and put this in the fridge for a few minutes. Thanks for watching!