KFC Radio - Feits Recaps The Tom Brady Roast + After Party - Full Episode

Episode Date: May 7, 2024

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There's one in Nevada. We also got there. I thought it was food. I thought you could get a protein shake and a sandwich. No, Hollywood stars don't eat food. I just ate for breakfast a chocolate chip cookie, a bowl of tuna fish, and a shake. It wasn't like tuna fish was the only option.

You chose the tuna fish. Well, I chose, you know, I did think we were going to. I put a wrap back because I thought we were going to go to In-N-Out on the way back, which we didn't end up doing. Why did you guys go? I don't know. It's up to you, dude. What do you mean?

You got the Uber. Okay, okay. Yeah, but I thought that we had to get back but like if you want to go to your i mean i'm kind of on her side you could have said let's go to internet if you want to go to in and out you fucking say that you want to go to in your 100 in the right here i'm gonna blame you anyway it's like sitting in the back of the car like mom can we go to internet please i didn't speak up i guess it's just tuna for breakfast for me

full smoothie too i had a full smoothie and a cookie you think that even that's like gonna put a dent in john fidelberg's hunger like the first thing i ate since 6 a.m yesterday

which for john is like i'm surprised you didn't like your body didn't shut down. I was shaking. I was visibly shaking. I missed like two meals. Like Michael Scott. I haven't eaten in four hours. I'm starting to feel it.

It's KFC Radio Live in Los Angeles. You can see the great Hollywood sign behind us as well as Yamamoto, the famous restaurant that Jackie took us to. Yamahiro, Nagasaki, whatever. It's the famous restaurant that Jackie made us climb an entire mountain to get to. So, beautiful view here. This trip, this KFC Radio trip is a botched job i mean we have botched this so bad you would think that we are not even remotely close to 15 year veterans like

we've been doing this a long fucking time and we couldn't have fucked up this trip worse the it's actually impressive how we have three things like honestly it was seven hours probably combined of everything of things you mean to do right we got it we got a text from shane on the right day saying uh come to the premiere for tires the netflix netflix premiere for tires. Uh, so we're like, we're down. Okay. Sorry. You go.

And Shane says, yeah, come on out. Um, and, and the, the Brady roast is the next day. Yes.

So, uh, we were like, okay, cool. Uh, and, and Shane was like,

oh, I didn't want to go, but like, obviously I was like for fights and just for barstool, like we got to go to the Tom Brady roast. So, uh uh we took shane at his word and uh you know it was a guy who was actively telling us he didn't really care about the event and we just assumed he gave us the correct day turns out it was not the day after

his premiere it's the day before his premiere so it's so we thought it was going to be Shane Monday, Roast Tuesday. We thought it was Two Bears Monday morning, Shane Monday night. So we thought we had Shane premiere Tuesday, and then... No, you see, this is how it happens. This is how it happens. So we thought we had Shane premiere Monday night, Tom Brady Tuesday night, and then in between that was the two bears 5k we thought two bears was monday morning i'm just saying that in addition to that was the two bears 5k it all

just kind of lined up like together at the same time you were gonna run in that i wasn't planning on going then it was like all right if i'm out there i'll just go and we'll walk it but yeah we so that we thought it was going to be fly out sunday night to do a monday morning 5k into a shane premiere monday night into the tom brady roast tuesday night and which obviously a roast is gonna be on tuesday night like we should have thought that it never crossed my mind i mean is the sunday night a great roast oh i guess that's what yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah like it never crossed my mind that it was weird that it was a tuesday but i was just like shane said it was a tuesday so now instead it's you get it to be fair to shane i went back and checked the text he did say i think yeah no i mean he he just like threw out of like what it was it was not like he was giving us bad information

he's just like oh and by the, this other thing might be happening. And we were just like, that's the day. We did not look at the, we did not check for the info of anything we came out here for. I didn't know until you texted me that the 5K wasn't even, I went, I was going to bed last night being like, I got to do a 5K in the morning. I was at the after party last night. Bert was shirtless, double fisting. I was like, dude, we got to run in the morning. And he's like, I don't have to run in the morning and i was

like yeah the 5k is tomorrow like i'm telling him and he's like the 5k is tuesday my 5k uh just like i mean this is why this jackie needs to do this stuff this is jackie's fault she's like what yeah no this is your fault this is your fault jackie jackie this is your fault i was gonna say like this at this stage in our career we need someone to take care of this stuff for us it's jackie we also just i keep it's jackie's we need a brain no no no no no we don't need a brain anymore it's jackie's fault jackie could be the brain it was at some point somebody else's brain takes over on this kind of shit i didn't realize the brady roast was sunday night until i got the i got the ticket sent to me saturday night and i looked at him you had to change our flights

i sent it to you because because the dress code thing i sent it to you that morning and i didn't even look i didn't look at it either it's just like part of the fucking flyer i went yo here's the dress code don't stress about it And I just ignored the date I'm sure the date is touched by the highlight And we just I just didn't even look I just don't

I don't do anything anymore I don't do anything anymore And I opened it and I was like wait May 6th It's the 5th And I was like scrambling to change the flights too so yeah then we had to fly like obviously to get out for a evening event we had to fly very early in the morning i couldn't go because of family stuff john i mean i don't even know what you get on like a 9 a.m flight yeah yeah like right away in the morning um so i was like i'm not gonna be able

to make it i got my kids and everything but like go out there. But so now it's like, you know, we're here for this one event and the wrong day for the other event. It's just Jackie's fault. I mean, it's just, I can't believe how bad of a job Jackie did on this one. I don't know. We're going to have to have a performance review for Jackie on this one. I didn't even know I was coming until like yesterday.

And then Pavs missed his flight. Bro, it's been a nightmare. What happened at JFK yesterday? It's been exhilarating bro i don't know where we're gonna end up what we're gonna do just so everyone knows this is my day to day life this is how it goes new for you this is my day-to-day life oh man i go wait that's today ah son of a bitch and i scramble uh well i don't know what was going on at jfk i don't know if

it was the same for you in the morning but by the time i got there it was like john cusack in the movie 2012 like people trying to get on the last flights off of earth it was a fucking war zone it was like it was that bad but it was like i could i could i should have told you guys um because it was just like i was like i feel like something's off here the only reason i made it was like i could i could i should have told you guys um because it was just like i was like i feel like something's off here the only reason i made it was i just happened to uh like as i was checking in see another email that said do you want to upgrade to priority for 39.99 and i was like what does that even do for me and it said skip the line and i got there because when you when i walked in to the main entrance of jfk terminal eight there was

already a line i've never seen that i've never i've i've never actually seen two hours necessary in my life and that i mean probably i don't know when you got there but i think if i was because i was there an hour and a half early and i was like i don't think i'm gonna make this and then i cut i cut the line i can't believe that that people didn't throw things at me. This line, I swear to God, snaked like seven or eight times. It was the biggest line I've ever seen. I'm talking Disney World lines. And I just went, and I was walking with military people and actual pilots.

And then there's just me in sweatpants. Just like, I bought it for 39 bucks. I don't know what you people are doing. And then when we get there, like my line cut into the real line and it was like World War III. People were like about to miss their flights. A bunch of foreigners screaming in different languages

and messing, because you had to walk like in front to get your picture taken. So, I mean, it was, there was two active military guys who this woman escorted them up and they were like, we have two military members here.

Like their flight is in 30 minutes we have to get them on the plane part of me was like fellas what we're doing is 30 minutes like but uh the these like foreigners were just like i guess they don't give a fuck about our military i guess i don't know uh and they were just trying to like bump into these guys and they were being like so respectful but being like i haven't been home in six months my flight's in 15 minutes like get like let me fucking go and i wanted to be like just fucking do it just fucking kill these people but i mean i've never seen the airport actually like that so i'm sure you were just standing i didn't think you should have snapped your own leg yeah i was thinking of anything any possible excuse that i get in what people

cut me in wheelchairs i get so mad i'm like you can stand behind me in a wheelchair this is actually much easier for you to be you should go last you got a chair why do you get to cut me just because you're in a wheelchair you can sit the whole time i gotta stand like sometimes you get like a family of like they're traveling with all the grandparents you get like four old people in front of you like they can stand back they can just sit there the fuck do they get to cut for because you're in a wheelchair that does that rule doesn't make any sense to me it's infuriating uh it's like military pregnant that's it people can stand so yeah that that was a fucking nightmare i get on the plane we booked these tickets late

and then that girl jordan said go pick your did we run the text she said go pick your seats now like or you're gonna get a shitty seat just didn't do it just didn't do it and i didn't even think of it till we get on the plane and we walk past first class and it was like a living room they're like there were like they were like apartments these fucking pods that you could live in and then we get to like economy or business class whatever's next and those are like really nice first class and we just keep going and then i realized not only are we not in any of that but i'm in the fucking middle on a fucking cross-country flight which i i you know we've talked a couple times before about once we got a taste of the first class life it's hard to go back and then sometimes i'm like it's really not that bad middle seat though i don't like that i get i i it's it's terrible for me my neck my back i have

to my my all the blood goes in the bottom of my feet i need to get up whole thing's a nightmare right behind me is a row that has a like a thing over the back of the seat that says inoperable seat like inoperable do not sit so the whole row is empty and i just snuck in there and sat in the window first of all what's what's i was talking about the shacky what's inoperable can i sit on it does it because it hold my ass then it's operating as a fucking seat leave it mitch headburn yeah this thing can't be broken it's just a fucking stairs now yeah uh and i just like went like this in the aisle in the 17th row the whole time and then like somebody else came and ended up sitting next to me but it was i still got the

window but i was i was pretending to be asleep i was doing it all man and they were like uh they came over the thing and they were like boarding has completed i was like yes thank god i was about to turn around i was like i'm just not coming this trip this whole thing is a botched job i'm not coming on the trip game time is the official a botched job. I'm not coming on the trip. Game Time is the official ticketing partner of Barstool Sports. What was that play you're talking about? Uncle Vanya? Uncle Vanya, baby. Uncle Vanya is officially Feidelberg's latest Broadway pick.

We got the... I'm also going to see June 1st, Enemy of the People. By the way, Tonys were just announced. Snubs? Did somebody get snubbed? No no it's just not i've just like seen it done i'm oh you you oh you are you are uh without a doubt number one with a bullet the most broadway versed person i know yeah i don't know anybody else who goes at all let alone as often as you do but the enemy of the people that's with michael imperioli and And it's someone from Succession. Who is it from Succession?

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I think the Brady roast is still going. That's why I haven't eaten since 6 a.m. yesterday. They didn't give us food. Well, I mean, do they feed you at roasts usually? I wouldn't assume. I had a table with place settings oh yeah i would probably they just never brought any food no they will you you got there there was a piece of cheese and a piece of like pepperoni i ate that right away well i'm sure for

like most people they were like yeah they gave us like a light appetizer it was fine john's like where's the food like i thought that was gonna be appetizing around the whole fucking row so it was just fucking i guarantee everyone else was totally fine you're like turtle and drama when they showed up to uh the bar mitzvah dude well because i travel so i i i landed my cousin picked me up i went i shit the mistake the mustache total mistake I did not want to have a mustache I went to trim

I had a long gross beard I knew I had to clean that up so I went to trim it and it was just like I didn't put the thing on it so it was just like first thing I was like

well I got a mustache we're going mustache like complete mistake. But you know what? But there's something freeing about that where it's just like, oh, you can't fix that. If you went a little too close, nope. It's like, we're shaving my head too.

I don't know, whatever. I just went, fuck. Okay. It was a mincey shave. Okay, we're doing a mustache. But no, the Brady roast, I went into it with very low expectations. I'm not a roast guy. I love roasts.

I think they always deliver. There were moments last night where I was like, this is why I don't like roasts. But 99% of the time, I was like, this is fucking incredible. Well, I think there's a little bit. Being in the room helps. Oh, I'm sure it does. I think you can probably feel the awkwardness. when i watch it i just feel awkwardness when i'm like being in the room was like a little contagious yeah yeah well that's also that's always you don't really like watching awkwardness

yeah that's i mean roasts are like 99 awkward 1 funny i i've always i've almost always liked them like the i mean back in the day comedy central did like i feel like like once a month it was like the comedy central was presented by or presented by comedy central and it was everybody famous and i and you know people are doing like the uh you know like comedy's back sort of thing like roasts are back and i don't know i i don't think i think just that format kind of like disappeared for a while i don't necessarily think the comedy's back thing yeah god suck a fucking dick yeah i i don't think that that's up you fucking loser god damn it i also think roasting was like one thing that did even if they weren't happening like roasting is just one thing where it's just like understood it's fucked up and people go way

too far but it's like that is the agreement going in roasting is just agreed upon you know like bloodbath um but i did not think this was bloodbath i thought that i actually thought it to be pretty tame um i mean for brady uh like i well there's not much ammo on him yeah i mean it's like a lot there was a lot of the like you're funny you lost your whole family yeah because like that's the only uh like nikki brought up leaving bridget moynihan she was the only one to do that i was surprised she was the only one to because i i so i what i went into it and i was like i i'm uncomfortable roasts and that's particularly when i care about the person i was like when i don't i don't give a fuck about john stamos and i watch that and i'm like right this is a guy i love i care about this man yeah like this man is very important to me yeah and i don't want you to hurt his

feelings and then like i was talking to some of the comedians beforehand and some of the writers and i was like how bad is it gonna be and everyone was like it's gonna get pretty fucking dark and i was like what really like i was i mean i think it's pretty dark when they repeatedly were like you lost your wife and kids but like he did and he knows that but I mean it's for for a guy

who like does have it all it's still a pretty big like to say that to Tom Brady is still pretty like roasting I'm not saying it wasn't roasting like that, but like obviously I went in there knowing there's going to be Giselle

and Judith's jokes. Yeah, yeah. And there were. Yeah. So I expected that and it happened. Right. So that wasn't like,

oh, like. What was, there was one time when he went over and said like, don't make that joke again. That was craft, massage. Massage.

Why that, why that really pissed him off? I think, I, I, I, first of all, I do think that was real. And, uh.

Oh, yeah, I definitely think that was real and uh oh yeah i definitely because like the whole room like a lot of it you know it's all not scripted yes yes scripted but also like they rehearsed that so like the room reacted to that like oh shit that was i i i kind of i like it i i think it's like it was it's a little lame but also like kind of like like you're like protecting him yeah where it's like it's like dude that guy, when I was 21, I moved across the country, took me under his wing. And it's like, that's my fucking dad, bro. Shut the fuck up.

I guess. But it's funny to be like, even if you're a kid, it's all fair game. But this, I mean, I think it's also a pretty harmless joke. He's like, I signed up for this. He did, right? But that's, I mean, he signed up for it, too. He was on the, he was in the part of it. I think. That think that's also a pretty harmless joke like he got jerked off for sure massage parlor for sure but like it was just weird i think it's cool to be like that's my like like

even if it's like a true thing like hey hey like if you're in like middle school and it's like hey your dad's a fucking janitor don't fucking talk shit about my fucking dad like yeah he is fuck shut up like yeah my dad did get fucking jerked off in a fucking massage parlor shut the fuck up i just thought it was weird to be like that was the line of the night like to get up and go to the and like don't fucking i mean he's like going this be talking into the microphone don't do that joke again who was that was that uh that was jeffy no it's kevin hart kevin hart yeah that was that it was for sure a little bizarre, but the more I thought about it, I was like, that's kind of cool. Yeah. Kind of endearing.

Over the top, didn't have to do all that stuff. But I was like, I don't know. That's kind of cool that you're fucking right for your guy. Yeah. Speaking of Kevin Hart, I liked him. I thought he did a good job. Oh, I thought he was great. Yeah.

I think he's been so... Lift your seat. Oh, my God. Yeah, I think he's been so commercially successful and does comedy for everybody now, but still showed that when he wants to throw the fastball, he can. Because he was the one who came out. When you have a roast that long with that many people, going later in the night is a killer. Yeah. Because when Kevin Hart comes out with the first

giselle jokes it's like oh oh shit we're doing it today and when you're like 15th on the list and you're doing it it's like okay that was funny but like we definitely have heard this ten times in a row like you know because it was like it almost like comedians are never gonna share their jokes and like like hey i'm gonna say this because like but like it got to the point where it was like yes gronk's dumb and it was almost like how is every comedian going to make a joke about giselle and the family a joke about gronk being dumb uh and like a black and white receiver yeah no there was a few things that like everybody did and it almost was cool to see like different ways that people did it yes but you know like

certain setups were like oh here it comes you know so i i also had like i had the my seats right here excuse me um i could see the fucking teleprompter so it was so hard for me to not look oh to see but this this video i took is my favorite. Tell me you got wrong reading. I started taking this 20 seconds after he'd already gone off script. It's 22 seconds. It's just not moving. So it was 50 seconds of him just like... They started flashing it.

Being like, hey, over here, dude. Over here. When Kevin Hart was like, go start reading help him out that was i think that was the biggest pop of the night when nicky was like me no not real money yeah that was because that was like it wasn't a dirty joke i think i don't know if that was translating the tv. Gronk not getting the jokes right away. Oh, so good. It was so fucking funny.

There was one time where he blatantly was like, I forget who said this one, but when they're like, we're at the Kia Forum, or as Gronk calls it, the number after five. And he was like, and then he goes,

one, two, three, four. Because he would react. He would always react like two seconds later when he was like he just had a genuine moment of like fuck it i'm going off script i don't care love that you know who also got like bleeped at to go get back on script belichick um when he just he just went off about how much he loves him and stuff like that yeah they were like get back here and i was like that was fucking cool yeah yeah yeah it was like i forget we went through so much together blah blah and it was like over here and he's like no i'm talking about how much i love my fucking god i mean yeah when when they're when you're

pushing like three hours it was probably some executive producer being like oh my god um the the i i want to tell you this one before we get too far into it the absolute highlight of the night for me what was like the one text i sent you about the show uh i don't i really don't remember to be honest it was about the opener who before netflix went live wait did i see this i don't know if i saw this yeah i think i think you did i sent it to you and nate um no i definitely didn't see that because i i definitely don't think i read that because i don't i don't know if i saw this yeah i think i think you did i sent it to you and nate um no i definitely didn't see that because i i definitely don't think i read that because i don't i didn't know we were on a group text last night yeah because you should get the fuck out yeah you should get the fuck out obviously you had someone right for him when did this happen was that like

a sleep oh yeah so wait he was he was not on camera at all so no so it was like warming up the crowd before net went live, right? And it was like, so everyone's sitting down. No one's really paying that close attention. And Alonzo Mourning is on stage just murdering, right? I forgot that you said that, yeah. Like murdering. Why?

He's talking about how he's telling people he used to play for the 89 Clippers. And he's like, I come to LA. I love coming to LA. I fuck everything in LA. I tell people I used to play for the 89 Clippers. No one knows who played for the fucking 89 Clippers and he's like he's like I come to LA I love coming to LA I fuck everything in LA I tell people I used to play for the 89 Clippers no one knows who played for the fucking 89 Clippers right and like I'm I'm dying laughing at the table again everyone's kind of filing in I'm like these people are missing a lot so morning is crushing it I get to the after party I'm like there he is so I go up I yo, Zo, you fucking killed it tonight, man. And he's like, thank you, brother.

Thank you. And I was like, honestly, that was crazy. That was so fucking good. And he's like, thank you. I really appreciate that. And then I'm like, I don't want to be weird. There's a lot of celebrities around. Do you mind if we get a picture?

And he's like, yeah, of course, bro. That's not Alonzo Mourning. Nope. No, please. I was like, that's not even close to Alonzo Mourning. Not even close. That's the one picture I took the whole fucking night. Me and Zoe. not even close that's the one picture i took the whole fucking night means so so oh my god this is the funniest thing that's ever happened to john

he sent me that text he's bro i forgot about it but the whole time i was going alonzo morning is funny alonzo's got game bro i don't know so so i didn't i i i mean i don't know who it is either no but you need it but we like i started to know so so i didn't i i i mean i don't know who it is either no but either but we like i started to figure it out in the conversation i started to be like a lot shorter than i expected yeah you're the same size as him a lot of those like 610 so then in my own head i'm like i'm like well maybe it's like a charles barkley situation where he's like six three but fucking yeah yeah yeah just got bounced i don't know basketball like maybe so you definitely don't know basketball yeah we know that and like but so everyone was filing and i was like having

conversations still while he was up there so i just heard someone say or him say i don't know who said it but someone was like that's alonzo morning and i was like oh okay he's a fucking tall black guy i don't fucking know and so like halfway through we're talking i called him zo three times no no i was like i was like so bro so and dude we had a good common best part yeah and like we had chemistry i'm like me and so we're chopping it up right now dude i came this close to talking about the meme and i fucking thank god i didn't i was like you got the greatest meme of all time bro i have no idea who it is it's just not a lot i was gonna say like like an opener is probably just like a local comic who's like you know i because i kept thinking why would alonzo not be um why would alonzo be there but if he is there he's gonna be on camera he's like clearly a friend

of tom brady's um that's just not alonzo morning it must have been him who said again because like people were filing in so like i wasn't paying attention to his full set but i think i heard him say like i tell people i must have missed but also but also like i don't know when zo probably was early 90s draft so maybe maybe like 89 is too early for him but like why would he tell people he played for the clippers when he just played in the m yeah i don't like why would he tell people he played for the Clippers when he just played in the NBA? Yeah, I don't know. I would just tell people I played for the Heat because I did. I played for the Hornets and the Heat.

I was talking to him at the after party. I was like, dude, the 89 Clippers joke fucking killed me. And he's like, you know who loved that joke? I got to meet him once, Doc Rivers. And I was like, you met Doc Rivers? No way! He's like, so that's crazy! You met Doc Rivers?

Doc Rivers! Where did you and Doc Rivers cross paths? It's gotta be your dumbest moment of all time. The capital letters to Alonzo morning is crushing right now. Alonzo morning warming up the crowd tonight. I heard one thing I heard. I, what I heard was, cause I almost added that in the text too.

We're like, it might be athlete funny. Cause I just heard an athlete talk about fucking. And I heard was, because I almost added that in the text too, where like, it might be athlete funny. Because I just heard an athlete talk about fucking. And I was like, this is the funniest thing I've ever heard. Yeah, so now the bar must be, maybe it's not that good. If you were just using athlete funny. That is so, yo, Zo, man, you killed it. Zo.

And I don't know if he couldn't hear me because it was loud. Like it was the after party. Yeah, maybe he was party bro or whatever like that guy probably walked away going did you call me Zoe is that some new shit I don't know about he the more I think about it he for sure said I tell people I'm Alonzo Mourning

and I played for the 89 Clippers and I just heard that and was like it's Alonzo Mourning that's fucking funny because I knew he didn't play for the Clippers. I thought that was the lie. Like, when he's in LA, he says he played for the Clippers. Yeah.

And I was like, oh, what a fucker. That's funny, dude. You gotta be the dumbest motherfucker alive. Forum. Oh, my God. The highlight for me at the roast was Ben Affleck. Unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Bro, that guy, everybody else was either a world-class comedian or a world-class athlete that probably had help from a world-class comedian. And they all went in with great premises and very clear and just great funny humor and ben affleck just went in there and was just so mad about fans on the internet dude he was just like fucking you fans who don't appreciate the athletes fuck you guys it was it was so clearly like i whispered at one point to the table i'm like we are in the middle of a Ben Affleck therapy session. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That was like, you're not mad at me, you're mad at your dad. Yo, he said it a couple times. Oh, yeah. He was talking about himself the entire time. But what even, I mean, I know that he's like in the public a lot, but. I consider Ben Affleck beloved on Twitter. People are like, he's the best. He's depressed all the time.

It's great. Yeah, he started out with like, you know, like kind of like, you're uh you're gonna get killed on the internet and like i'll tell you everything you need to know about that it was like really i don't know i don't think so and he said that he's had his phases for sure but i feel like now like then he's a bilingual depressed man we love that on yeah my perception of him is very like you're very um like people like sympathetic towards him like you know oh j-lo is a fucking nightmare and like you're just a regular you know boston dude he when he was like i don't think i'm ever gonna work again after this it's like yeah just fucking and i was thinking about if i was in that situation i think i would just end it yeah i think

i'd be like this guys we know this isn't working out yeah there's a lot of other great talent i'm just gonna call it tom thanks a lot man turns out fan, this room of fans doesn't want to hear me yell about how much fans suck. That was all. Even though like when he was like giving the Twitter handle, he was like, it was Henry Boy football with a bunch of LL. That's too many characters, Ben. That's not a real one. Oh my God.

That was, I mean, if you don't like awkward, awkward i feel you must have been dying during that or does that come out the other end where you're like this is great i wasn't laughing out loud but i just kept going this is unbelievable and then afterwards when when when jeff uh jeff ross was like i'm so upset netflix doesn't have commercials and kevin hart just put his head down he's like it's more white boy humor another Another set from a white boy. I mean, that was, it was also like everybody else either killed or like did unexpectedly well. Uh, there was like very few like bombs.

So it stood the fuck out. It was like him and Randy. Yeah. I actually, I didn't watch Randy. I skipped over that one. Randy, they should have just let be Randy Moss. Like he's so incredibly charismatic that it just didn't work. Yeah. Like reading off of a prompter. Yeah let just let randy musk go yeah you don't try wow horse yeah funny shit um the uh no the affleck stuff obviously affleck wasn't at the

after party uh kim was not at the after party i think it's weird that everyone booed her i don't know like yeah she i mean she had to like stop and they had to be like all right guy like kevin hart jokes were were funny yeah like i mean she's obviously you know the perfect example of like it's written by somebody else it's not like the perfect comedian delivery but she took a couple shots at herself made some jokes and it's like whatever kim is at a taylor swift concert and gets booed sure perfect this is like a regular sports fans's all sports fans booing her. It's like, you just don't like her because she's a successful woman? Who's in the crowd?

Like, regular people? The crowd was regular people. Yeah. You can just buy tickets to this if you like... So, we were on the floor, and then there's the dais up there. So, I was at the... Like, the stair. Because the forum's an arena, right?

Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So, I was at the stair right, the stair. Because the Forum's an arena, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. So I was, like, at the stair right at the base of the thing. And then there were probably, like, five rows of tables behind me. How many fans were there? It's not, like, sold out, right? Oh, yeah. Really?

Yeah, thousands. Like, tens? Like, I don't know how big the Forum is, but, like, it's like a concert thing where they cut off the back. Yeah. Wow. Circle. Cool.

Like, that was cool. Yeah, I mean, that's a lot. Yeah. To just get booed by random like that again like if it was taylor swift fans and give a reason to do it yeah i get it yeah you're an arrowhead or some shit i don't know why the fuck like patriots fans are booing yeah that seems very weird i don't know no i think that's just people being like oh she's a reality star boo yeah like everyone on that stage is a fucking reality star we're on a netflix right she just does it better

yeah yeah that that was... She also... Because I was right at the base of the stairs, I saw everyone walk up. And it was insane. It was the most star-studded room I've ever been in. Yeah. And even at that level...

First of all, that's what sucks about getting wristbands. You know, there's always another color. Yeah. Oh, I got the hookup. Oh, I don't have that. I got the thing. You're going to need blue to get in here, bud. I was like, all right.

But they were like, you're sitting over there next to Guillermo. And I was like, that makes more sense. Yeah, I'm more the Guillermo type. Guillermo's like, get my water. We're going to hang out in the lawns one morning later. What did he say? I don't know. No, he only did that like three times um but the uh but yeah so i saw like everyone walking up and kim i don't know where she came in from but she did not come in that way yeah i'm sure she

had an exit and an entrance that was like yeah no one's going to get to be near her. I mean, it was. It was the most star-studded cast and deus. I mean, everybody important and funny from Boston related to the Patriots was there last night. I mean, everybody that you need from Barstool Sports was there. John was there. Brianna was there. We represented at the Brady Rose.

So great night. Great night. I was not invited by Netflix. I know Dave seems to be mad at Netflix. I also, when you couldn't make it anymore, I did give thought to like, should I ask Dave? And I was like, he'd be insulted if I asked him. I don't think he would be insulted. I don't think Dave.

I know why I wouldn't think wouldn't think to like ask him either because i'd be like he doesn't he doesn't want to go with me but i don't think he'd be insulted i just think it would be like i don't want to do that yeah i think you don't fucking because also the main thing is like he would be like if i the only way i got in the building was because one of you jamokes yeah well i i thought i'd be holding to you no sir you know part of me was like he's probably gonna be there and he's gonna be insulted that i like i asked him if he wanted to come yeah and i was like he also doesn't want to hang out like he doesn't really like me that's what i mean he's not gonna fly across country it's either like uh deal with the fact

that i was not at the tom brady roast or deal with like i don't want to be there with you i don't want to i don't want to get a ticket from you I don't want to, I don't want to get a ticket from you. I don't want to sit with you. I think you'll probably just say no. But no, he, he sent the tweet in the morning saying, I'm very happy that Netflix did not invite me because it keeps me

humble. It keeps me hungry. This is just what I needed. So thanks Netflix for not inviting me. But I'm happy that Feidelberg and brianna were there because you got you got your screen time it popped up on the on the screen everyone it's so funny that like everyone's like that's that's a really actually that's an underrated part that might be my favorite part of the tom brady roast is everybody collectively going is that fucking fights just because of the doppelgangers and like all the weird shit and then it's just like

there he is sitting in a tux like front row basically with the fucking with the all the other stars it was uh it was that was great yeah i mean um obviously like you know dave would have fit in like seamlessly there like it's not like he he uh it wouldn't have been like dave portman there like oh yeah you're doing something with tom brady and the patriots like everybody knows that but i also feel like if it's a netflix production like if like i i don't know how that works because on the one hand i would imagine like netflix picks all this shit but also i I would imagine Brady and his people are involved. So I wonder if it's like we need Dave there,

or they don't even talk to whoever is casting or whatever. I would guess they have some involvement in casting. Brady had the joke, like I was begging Chappelle to do this. Chappelle was there. Chappelle just didn't do it. Oh, wow. Chappelle was just in the action. I thought that was just a shot begging chapelle to do this chapelle was there chapelle just didn't do it oh wow chapelle was just i thought that was just a shot at kevin hart so he probably really was he was there he apparently just didn't leave the green room the whole night and he was at the after party yo dave chapelle just loves getting that's it dude that's what drives him these days when can i go to my next party i was like i was

at the after party and i was like that dave cha after party, and I was like, that's Dave Chappelle. And Burt was like, yeah, he's been in our agreement the whole fucking night. That's crazy. So how was the after party? Was it good? It was fun. It was great. I mean, that's got to be even more star-studded, right?

It was insane. It was actually genuinely difficult to have a conversation, because your neck would get whiplashed. Was that just like... I mean, he's one of the most famous fucking guys and the most likable guys ever like this is gonna be like i bet i got it i got a drink behind ted serratos yeah like it's like what what does that guy make like a hundred million dollars a year that's like a million dollars i mean like you're you're you're talking into a whole new tax bracket where nobody's ceo of netflix and he's just i'm just standing behind him nobody's crazy

nobody's turning down any sort of Tom Brady invite. You know what I mean? It's not like one where you're like, thanks, but no thanks. I wouldn't be at that one. It was funny that the... Because it was very funny to be like, to see titans of our industry on that stage

and them just getting clowned. Like, who the fuck is this? Yeah. I do like that. Oh, that's like the most successful person inowned like who the fuck are you yeah i do like oh that's like the most successful person in my line of work and you're like why is this guy here like who are these people a genuine like he had like a joke i think he said like what did the jets uh the jets put this team together but then afterwards he went who are these people like really good if everything goes perfect for my life i'll be

10 as successful as those people and belichick's like what the fuck are these people doing in my presence turn to that side of the room and goes i literally don't know any of you i think that was a genuine moment a genuine moment um but the uh but yeah so like obviously it was an incredible mix of comedians and athletes which is a dream for me yeah and like on stage it was like you know everyone mixing up yelling each other when you get to the after party it very quickly became like a middle school dance like really comedians here athletes here wow yeah like edelman edelman and then there's the missing link like edelman can float edelman and gronk would float shane would float watching shane and jim harbaugh

talk was so funny i wasn't part of it i was just watching it and i was like what the fuck are those two talking about i uh i i really liked edelman i also liked when uh edelman i don't know if i said this already but wrote a lot of his own jokes yeah like yes

he he he delivered well he had a like you squinty eyed fuck boy what he really is eyes are never open but that was like not only did he write it well he really delivered well he was he was doing that thing we kind of like banged the podium very well like he he put work into that delivered it very well at the comedy store the night before yeah i was gonna say that you could tell that that was very you, he put a lot of work into that and delivered very well. And the genuine shit when he was like, Alex Guerrero is the snake oil salesman who turned Tom Brady into a weirdo. He's like, you're just weird, man. I don't know.

You're just weird. That was after the laughs. And he was like, no, for real. He's just weird. He's just weird. And when he said, Tom, you can't cry because your face can't move. I mean, Tom, that face is getting weirder and weirder. I love that when you like it, like other people besides like Jets fans are finally acknowledging like, yeah, this guy gets weird plastic surgery.

When Edelman had to explain the gay jokes, he was like, it's sweet cum. Sweet cum. A lot of pineapples. It's sweet cum. And then Kevin Hart being like, I honestly, pineapples it's sweet cum and then kevin harpy and like i i honestly i feel like it's becoming a thing i had never realized until maybe like three months ago that like black people don't do gay jokes i just never like i don't see color i guess yo they do not fuck with that like i think it was donald rawlings was doing it's the internet and

like we gave him a card he just went gay nope yeah they do not and i was like bro the entire like uh you know re like the new the the resurgence of the pause game is like anytime you say anything remotely gay you have to call it out and say wait a minute i'm not gay maybe that was cameron and mace that maybe like first like kind of gonna be like oh all right they don't do gay jokes but like kevin hart is like are you fucking white boys really yeah dude sucking dick's funny kevin you get it it's funny because i don't suck dick it is it is one of like the you know as we become more and more of a melting pot and everything you know white people are playing basketball and this and that, but that will remain pretty much forever. They do not fuck with that. Two years in a

college basketball locker room. Not one. They do not do it. They do not find it funny. It is a challenge to, like, you know... Kevin Hart said, like, Randy, you ever do it? You were in a locker room. How many times did you get a dick joke and, like, Randy, you didn't think that was funny? Not even

a fucking no reference of them even possibly being around something gang nope nope nope do not fuck with it uh so wait uh back on the on the dave front do you think dave is genuinely mad um i think or like embarrassed or or like just like or or like i you know fuck i wish i was there i think it's probably i i you know i stopped trying to read dave's emotions a long time ago but uh that's the thing it's like what is this emotionless robot feel i don't know i i honestly i would if i i would guess it's like a total joke he doesn't give a fuck at all but maybe because there were people there i think he would i think that it's like a total joke. He doesn't give a fuck at all. But maybe because there were Barstool people there.

I think that it's also a difference of like inviting me. Like, should I have been a part? Should I have been on stage like roasting Tom Brady? Or like, should I have just like been there and been included? Yeah. But I think it, I think it's definitely, I mean, like he, the one thing where he gets a little weird, like when Brianna started talking to Caitlin Clark, heark he was like on it on bffs he was like the fuck is that

she was like what do you mean he was like i talked to caitlin clark she's my hookup for barstool she was like okay we went to dinner he was like you went to you went to dinner with her so he gets a little territorial on that and this is his territory so i did but i also need him i don't think he'll uh he i don't think he wants to show that he was if he is upset hurt mad whatever like he'll send that tweet he'll acknowledge it but i don't think he would ever be like yeah man i really wanted to be there i can't i didn't know i had no i didn't know what it was. This is also what I was thinking about. Should I invite Dave? The list to a regular person

I didn't think was that impressive. That's not the right word. I thought Dave would be like, who the fuck are any of these people? Why would I go to that? Dave knows Schultz. That's probably the only person he knows. The non-athletes and superstars.

I did not have any idea what this was. I didn't know what the Kia Forum was. I didn't know. I thought the crypto center was the only arena. So I thought it was a small thing. I didn't realize it was this massive production. When I saw that it was black tie was the dress code, I was like was like wait what yeah but then as i started to think about it i'm like yeah when they do these things they blow it out they get fucking major

stars and he's like the biggest one and usually it's uh comedy central this is a netflix production like they they probably put a lot into this it makes sense obviously incredibly dumb of me but like i i did not think i was going to i don't know like the event of the year i hadn't heard that much about it maybe not at all that's why i didn't know about it until i think chain brought it up i was like oh okay yeah right i i and i didn't i when chain brought it up i was like okay yeah and then and then like a few days passed and we were trying to figure out flights and i was like you know what i'll throw out a feel let's just see if we can get tickets we're there right well yeah that was a very like if we can go cool if cool. If we don't, no big deal.

And then even when the flights got, like when the day changed, I was like, eh, I don't know, whatever. And then I saw it and I was like, I should have figured this out. I should have thrown my kids. See you later, guys. Mom will pick you up later.

Again, I'm the idiot, of course, but I did not. Well, I think we've established that we are idiots we are fucking the dumbest like don't check the day or time or location of anything that we do while we fly across the country we know where the tires from here tonight i have no clue we could we could be like hours away but also to be fair i was talking to mccusker last night i'm sorry mckeever and uh i i asked him i was like what time is it tomorrow night and he's like i got no idea and he started their flyers at 6 45 okay he started to take his phone out and he was

like and i was like dude don't worry about it i'll figure it out yeah and uh knowing full well i was never gonna figure this out i'm telling you this is Jackie work. This is from now on Jackie work. By the way, McKeever, I'd never talked to him unless Whitney was on the podcast. McKeever is the coolest guy on the fucking planet. I talked to him probably for an hour. It's probably partly because you were the normals. Yeah. We didn't really have people like, I know I'm not going up to fucking Charles Woodson,

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I'm not going to go up to these people. I did go to uke kevin euclid is there oh yeah yeah i was like you guys want to say massive fucking thing you know that is that's still like i always forget about it until i see you with brady i'm like oh yeah uke's and tom brady's fucking family i was sitting at a table with some of tom brady's family by the way really how that fucking happened uncomfortable yeah i bet wait what family uh i think it was niece holy shit that's i was like oh my god this is so fucking bad it's like uncle tom's up there they're just talking about how he's fucking new women all the time now okay um but uh

what's gonna say yeah so mckeever and i kind of just like locked onto each other and we like talked for an hour and i was like this dude like i can't say enough good things about mckeever yeah he's just a fucking man yeah watch tires on netflix that will be at that premiere i think will be fun i don't know you know what to expect for that i'm sure it's not quite the spectacle yeah but i think that's gonna be the boys i don't know like yeah i was like i was with my cousin and he was like you gotta he's like you should sorry he's like you should come and i was like you guys don't have anything locked in at all this is gonna be chaos the show's in 24 hours you're throwing out invites right now factor meals out of my entire career at barstool sports the number one food sponsor we've ever had

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So it's roasts and uh and battle rap john battle rap took over the world i read the drake one you read the drake one we had subtitles yeah i saw that so some people said uh you know that that's like cheating bro no no not only should everybody do that they should also do their own rap genius. Every rapper should be like, this is what I meant. Like annotated by Drake. Here's what I fucking meant.

That was like Kevin Hart last night where he was on Schultz. He's like, once you go black, you don't stop. Or once you pretend to be black, you don't stop. And he's like, I thought I was going to get a pop. He had 50 Cent on stage and he like, so he goes, never mind, never mind. It's a whole thing.

You guys don't know. Schultz, I forget if we've said You guys don't know. Schultz, I forget if we said this on there or not, Schultz might have the joke of the night. The joke, the singular joke

of the night. He was one of the guys who went later, so by that point, a lot of the regular jokes had gone off, but the taking a Brazilian taking half your purse,

that's what Dana White does. That's why Dana White tears. You can figure out a fucking Brazilian out of half your purse. That's what Dana White does. That's why Dana White's here, so you can figure out a fucking Brazilian out of half their purse. Dana White thought that was hilarious. It's weird when he's laughing about that, because it's like, that's what I

do. Yeah, there's some truth to that. That's what I do. They always said, what do you say, you put more immigrants in cages than U.S. border policy? I forget if that was Schultz. That was another great one. Very good.

I'm sorry. We're going to move on. But who do you think the star of the night was? Roast-wise, I think Tony Hinchcliffe. It was like a coming out party for Tony Hinchcliffe. Yeah. I would say that was Tony's introduction to the rest of America. I feel like he does kill Tony as he's roasting every single week.

But the way he just walked down the aisle and just kept it fucking flowing. So I think that was the way I view it. The biggest star of the night, though. Who walked away the best PR of the night? I don't even think it's close. Nikki is also a very good one. Nikki is great. Yeah.

Are you talking about best comedy or best like... I just want to say Bill Belichick. Goodbye. He did very well. He did very well. Yo, he was so funny. I just want to say... And he was so genuine.

And he was so willing to laugh at himself. Yeah. Which, again, if you're a Patriots fan and you paid attention for 20 years, you knew. You know that he was so genuine. And he was so willing to laugh at himself. Which, again, if you're a Patriots fan and you paid attention for 20 years, you knew he was a good guy. Had a good time and all that shit. But I think, again, kind of a coming out party. I think most of America is like, oh, shit, he's fucking funny.

He can take jabs and stuff like that. How did he word it? He was laughing about stuff. Even Kevin Hart was like, Bill, you're laughing at that? I think Kevin Hart said something about an itch and he's like,

yeah, he had an itch like all the girls Gronk fucks and then Bill started dying and he's like, Bill, what kind of dark humor were you blessed with? And he was like, he was so,

he thought, again, it's one of those things where it's so long and everyone keeps doing the same joke. He got hit with like three of the Foxborough High jokes. Yes.

I think Edelman did it. I think Gronk did it. I think Brady did it. I think all three of them did it. Yeah. And I don't know about all of them, but the first one, he was dying. Yeah. Dying laughing.

He liked it. He's like, this is the only place you can get a job. And he's like, ha, ha, ha, ha. Oh, he fucking thought the ring light was so funny. I think Brady said that one. What was that one? Yeah, that was when Brady was like, I used to get asked what my favorite ring is and i said it's always i always say it's the next one uh-huh i have a new answer now it's the ring light that

oh the ring camera that caught belichick slinking out of that girl's house oh yes yeah you still got it i feel like him and brady right now are in almost a rap beef we'll get back yeah like who can become the more yeah like i'm not upset i'm not yeah i'm taking a joke whoa brady's funny whoa baluchak's funny oh he's cool it's two freaks who weren't allowed or wouldn't allow themselves to like be human yeah for 20 straight years and now you can put on the show um yeah i mean the the rap battle though has gone like full mainstream uh it's you know been going on for a couple weeks for like rap fans but now it's like i mean it's i mean i know i know like my algorithm is probably catered towards me but i feel like i can't i'm almost getting sick of it which i thought i would never say about it. I don't get it.

You've seen this opinion of mine because you co-tweeted it. But once you cross the bridge into everyone being like, that's not real, then what are we doing anymore? This thing, bro. I'll tell you what's really interesting about it. Beyond the fact that when it's all said and done, Drake's just going to go back to making hits. Kendrick Lamar will go back to like making hits. Kendrick Lamar,

we'll go back to what he does. And like, it's, it's just, it's, it's a very cool thing that like they, they're doing this. Like most of the times people back down or pussy out or whatever,

if you're winning or you're losing, whatever, like they, they went all the fucking way. What, what happened in this battle? Kendrick Lamar just like straight up trumped drake it's like he ran an election yeah he ran he ran an election and just and won the election like he he it doesn't

matter if it's true he said it loudest he said it best he said it the most and it was a guy there's so many people who already hate drake they want him to lose he's very like lebron like in that way where it's like we acknowledge that he's great and he's at the top but we want to tear him down yeah every chance we can get and so now we have a real opportunity to do it we're gonna take that opportunity and he just took every rumor and ran with it and it does not matter that there's any facts i i'm with you to me as someone making up shit i mean it's like if there is no daughter i think that should be a enormous knock against you you spent uh like a whole song a whole verse was written about

something that doesn't fucking exist but even even drake's doing it too we're like i thought he's both side but i i also feel like like but there was like you don't go back to years i read um like you don't go back and plant trees or whatever and then like someone had a quote of like the mayor of compton being like we're so grateful for kendrick lamar and like the hundreds of thousands of dollars he's given us yeah like yeah what are we doing nothing well that but even that stuff is like because you don't know i mean maybe he maybe he did that like once, but other rappers like that. I mean, I can't even that doesn't even begin to approach the lies we're talking about.

You know, like if once you have like one lie, it's like, well, then why would I believe any? Well, that's kind of the thing to me is like if you're saying if you're going to believe one rapper, you have to believe the other rapper. Yeah. And it's like people are like they want they want to believe all the Kendrick Lamar shit because they want to hate on Drake. Yeah. And then Drake is like, no, no, no, that's a lie. It's like, well, I mean, Kendrick Lamar has created like a fucking fantasy land. And everyone's just like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

Now, I mean, Drake's fatal flaw is that he has a bunch of weird things with young girls i genuinely do not think drake is a pedophile if in fucking 10 15 years we find out that he's diddy hand up i'm wrong i think that it was weird that he texted with millie bobby brown and i think we should use someone who was convicted what's that i think we should use an example who was convicted um uh harvey weinstein yeah um like then yeah i'm wrong but i like i think there's just a very you've you said it a million times calling someone a pedophile used to mean something in this country you know and then drake on the other side saying you hit your wife and it's like that's a big accusation as well and what we if we're they're crazy and like the two worst things a human it really is i mean it is we went as deep and as dark as possible you were molested by your family

members that's why you're obsessed with this pedophile angle you beat your wife and people are grating like i don't know if the beat's right well but here's the real thing honestly do you want to know the real reason why Kendrick Lamar won this battle is DJ Mustard. That beat on Not Like Us. I mean, I had Jackie. I had people who would never give a fuck about any of the ins and outs and the intricacies of this battle. They were like, that's a bop. That song's a bop.

I haven't heard that one. It's like it's got you know dj muster right yeah so it's got one of those beats and he he um he says chant ove ho ove ho and like there's a chanting part to it that everyone in the club was doing there's a beat that bops to it it's he he created his maga like everyone's gonna be screaming ove ho everywhere they go. It's so disappointing how dumb you have to make an insult for people to like it. No, but really, that's what he did.

Kendrick Lamar, people thought was going to be all sub-rebrow and artsy and shit. And he really broke it down pretty simply with a couple of the things where it's like, I'm going to have the masses and regular people playing. In my opinion, it will be like'm gonna have the masses and and regular people playing like he has in my opinion will be like the song of the summer people are gonna be playing not like us like they were playing back to back and that is almost more important than getting your jabs in is like this song is actually going to be played you know and like just even over the weekend there was a lot of djs being like i played not like us and it went up and i played family matters and nobody fucking cared so that and that's what drake usually does well like i i would have never in a million years thought drake was going to lose on that front like yeah he's not going to put out the hit song

um but i i am i've openly been like i'm team drake i while acknowledging that kendrick has won this battle but i do think there's something to be said for like the whole industry went against him they had to like make up pedophilia stories run with lies and like all gang up on him and he's still standing and and still responded like he like there was a lot of people being like this is done there's no way he's gonna come back and put out something that was at least like all right maybe there's gonna be another round like i don't think he won it i don't think it was enough to like take it over but it was like okay the the strangest thing is this whole uh did did they make up the information and like floated out there which drake ran with and said it on on his latest uh round what would the argument for that be um there's no 11 i planted a bunch of

seeds to say i was a pedophile that's what everyone you'd pick up on it that's the running joke i don't know i'd take that one to court yeah a lot of people like that that's the quote being like i acted like a pedophile for 15 years to trick kendrick lamar uh but the the daughter part that that there's that he has another child that he's hiding first of all if drake went into another battle hiding another kid he's the dumbest motherfucker alive but also like he said defend drake and something i don't care about the like i feel like it wasn't fucking added on like six months old yeah like you're not really i don't think you're hiding i agree at that point i agree but again it's all perception once you're you're hiding if you got an 11 year old maybe you're hiding yeah

but like i don't know he had a baby yeah like a little baby but that's the perception people always said push a t beat him so bad he turned him into a father like that's it's like no he just started doing shit with his kid who became like three and four years old. Eventually, you start doing shit in public with your kid. My six-month-old was napping and shitting. Yeah, yeah. I also, I said this when it happened with Pusha. I'll say it on this one.

I do not care about how many kids my rappers have. I do not care about who's the better family man like kendrick lamar had a whole album his last album was all about how he like lived a destructive lifestyle and was like i can't stop fucking other women i'm like chasing after fame i'm you know like living a terrible life and he's saying all that about drake and it's like you just copped to all that and people are retorting like yeah but kendrick lamar admitted it and went to therapy and he's healed and i'm like is this what we're talking about in rap battles who has done more therapy to address their shortcomings like i don't give a fuck about any of this i never cared that drake was hiding one kid i don't care if he's hiding a thousand but i think with like i actually think of the other way a little bit about that we're

like they are 40. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We are getting to a point where that would be the knock on you. That's the other side of it. It would be weird if it's like you're not on the corner or whatever the fuck you say. I agree with that. How do you insult a 40-year-old man? Yeah, you're a deadbeat dad.

Yeah, yeah. No, that's what makes all of this so funny is that they're 40-year-old men. And that's where people like, you know, I'm loving it. But I really think if you ask like the young kids of America, they're like, I don't even know. I don't even know who these guys are. I mean, Kendrick Lamar put out like one, maybe like one album in these kids' entire lifetimes. I mean, it's like they probably don't give a shit about him. But his thing is we made up that i think people were so stunned that there was even a

possibility there was another uh hidden kid that they were like this has to be planted information think about that like people were like the the more logical answer is that he fed him this information uh so what the story is is they made up the 11 year old daughter and Kendrick Lamar. The story, the story that's going around is that Kendrick Lamar got his hands on Drake's dad's suitcase. And the album art for for Kendrick's one of his songs is what was the contents of that suitcase and it was a ozempic prescription and like a sleep medication and a shirt and some gloves and people were like that's planted and drake just being like i think probably like being like well if we're just gonna live in a fantasy world i'm gonna run with that so he had a whole verse being like we planted all that

information and we knew you were gonna run with it and you did and you look like a clown now it's it's definitely not true because the minute that kendrick put out his song drake posted an instagram being like nah this is crazy if anybody can show proof of my daughter like you know that's not the response of a guy who just got you if if you were like i'm gonna make up a fake daughter when someone takes the bait you then drop the mom drake's dad's suitcase i don't know well but you know what it is who has a suitcase that can just be found i don't get it either he's got all the stuff that you can roast i know i know that's the other part of it so that's why could you imagine if there is truth to that though you get on the phone i got your dad's suit if you don't call me it's like i got your dad's suitcase okay are you

returning it what do you want can you imagine drake talking to his dad being like dad what are you doing your suitcase why is my ozempic in your suitcase dad like did you pack for me what is going on here why do you have my shit so that's why like yeah who fucking knows what that even means to begin with drake though like took basically what the internet was saying i have a screenshot it's very funny uh that like i don't think people um i feel like people really don't understand that like both sides are are doing this like this whole battle is like which side do you like you're gonna argue for that yeah there's very few people being being unbiased it's like i i like

drake and i wanted him to win i think kendrick lamar won it i don't think there's many people out there willing to say that based on which guy they root for but um this quote was like the top of one of these instagram posts uh this man literally dusted off uh dusted off his pen to copy every theory off his social media and slapped it on a beat sus i which rapper are we talking about like which rapper are we talking about you could apply that to either one of them you know it's like everybody there's been people hating on drake saying that he's a pedophile and and kendrick lamar just fucking ran with that uh there's like this story that he went to dinner with an 18 year old that he knew he there's pictures of him with her when she was 16 and then it said he went to dinner with her when he's 18 and there's just an instagram

post from that girl Being like That never happened Like we didn't go to dinner It's just like You know these things It's like There was a There's a weird video Of Drake on stage

When he was like It's from 2010 So he's probably 23 And he's doing Kind of like He brought a fan up on stage And he's like Serenading her

And then he's like How old are you She's like 17 But also I think he was like Fuck I didn't It's like he was like Hey can I get a 17 year old are you? She's like 17. But also, I think he was like, fuck. Yeah, yeah. I didn't. It's like he was like, hey, can I get a 17-year-old?

Right, right, right, right. He was like, god damn it. So like, these are weird things. I didn't fuck her because she was 17. I fucked her and she turned out to be 17. And there's a difference. I think there's like a huge leap from like, there's some weird shit and then like you literally fuck kids.

But people want that to be true because they want drake to lose this but i will say if when you have a bunch of like two three four things that are weird with young girls billy eilish billy bobby billy bobby brown this ath this uh uh model this this girl like the lyric in his the lyric in his biggest song is high school pic she was even bad at that yeah I mean again these are all like weird things it's a weird thing but it's also like

it's also like not that weird in the sense that like you can see that happening in a movie like someone looking at like a girl coming home with two other guy and looking at the photo album with their mom and she'd be like oh my god you were so cute in high school too or like somebody like it's not i i don't i don't think that i wouldn't say it certainly not on a hit song certainly not into a microphone certainly wouldn't defend it on a podcast and then and then you run into that problem where people like you

are defending a pedophile and i'm like i think i'm defending a guy who's being called a pedophile. I don't think, you know. But that is really where Drake got fucked. And this is where he got trumped. Because if you make a song repeatedly saying I'm not a pedophile, I don't look good. But when he wasn't saying anything. That's the Frank Reynolds. Yes. People were saying Drake in the booth writing his song.

We got to make a song. I'm not a diddler. I'm not a diddle kid. Dude, that's my favorite. Drake in the booth writing his song. We got to make a song about it. Do not diddle kids. But then, that's my favorite. Dan tweeted that when, or Dan would have

blogged that. Might have been on Dan's old blog, on the hot club. I forget, but when Sandusky first got caught, it was just like,

that was just like a statement from Sandusky and it was just that clip and that was the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life. But, no good diddling kids.

When, uh... Even if they were younger than my daughter. Sorry, I'll stop singing now. So you want to just do this off? Yeah. But when Drake wasn't, uh, before, didn't respond, people were saying, he was like, he kept saying, I don't have an 11-year-old daughter. This man, like, made a whole verse on a song, and it's not real.

And they were like, oh, this is crazy. You you're not you're not defending the pedophile allegations so it's like well which one is it once he did address it then they said oh you look crazy defending yourself about being a pedophile yeah yeah it's truly like politics this is just all like smear campaign shit where it's just like who can lie the best and rally the biggest crowd against the opponent and it's like he ran like a maga style abusing aubrey that's really what it is it's like like let's give us let's give some nicknames and say some funny things and very like the most memorable lines are like his are kendrick's and just keep saying it over and over and over again until people are like okay he's a pedophile yeah and i mean drake's just gonna hear this for the rest of

his career while he's thinking ted cruz's dad probably killed jfk it's the same shit these guys those guys were just battle rapping they didn't know it and the battle rappers are running campaigns and they don't know it uh but i i also don't the the last thing was drake he replied and then kind of was talking on the track being like this is this was a good exercise for me like i'm happy i got you to rap uh i'm sure you got like 10 more songs i'm like we can just kind of keep going and people were taking that as a white flag being like let's just call it because i don't know how this ends because we're in the fantasy world where it's like i don't know i'll just start making up other allegations too you know like if usually by now it's like i i don't know anything else about this guy we've said

everything but if we're all just going to keep lying and playing uh you know in the in the blog world i think that is the sign of like it looks like i lost let's move on that thing that that comment that it reminds me of like i think nate will let's move on that thing that that comment that it reminds me of like i think nate will say it sometimes i got dave to blog yes and it's like i got you to wrap okay yeah we're done now um i yeah i mean it's crazy how how many rounds there were and how fast it was the real craziest thing i'll say though is i i heard from music bloggers and people like someone in the industry that drake's plan was to he had his song ready and when kendrick first dropped his he was going to put his out right away afterwards and he let kendrick do that to him and that's i i think you the one thing you

cannot do because drake put out a good record but right away 10 minutes later kendrick came out and it was like that that's so awesome to be Kendrick. When you're like sitting there, I got him posted to post it. Yes. Post it. Yeah. I was trying to think about like literally how that goes down.

Like does Kendrick Lamar like have a producer or a manager or someone like with their YouTube account ready? And he's like, go push the button. Like, um, so yeah yeah i think at the end of the day with the amount of lying that went on on both sides i think there's an extreme bias towards drake people wanting to lose but kendrick lamar did like once once both sides are lying you have to just base it off of like who rapped the best who planned out their battle the best, who had the most catchy song, and that's all Kendrick Lamar.

But I think what's crazy is that Drake is big enough that I don't think this even affects him. I have to say, the more I listened at first, I liked Euphoria and not like us the most. But now I like Family Matters and push push-ups is my

favorite of the entire thing i mean just a week it's also a big like recency bias thing because a week before this everyone was like it's drake against the world he's thanos he like push-ups was fucking fire where's kendrick where's kendrick like drake you know he's hiding and then it just like you know the last week has been all kendrick so it's like if you but that's part, you know, he's hiding. And then it just like, you know, the last week has been all Kendrick. So it's like, if you, but that's part of, you know, he didn't let that song breathe at all. He was like, no one's even going to be talking about this one because they're gonna be talking about how quickly I replied. But if you go back and listen to everything, it's like, ah, it's actually more even than you think. And I feel like now, like I've nixed like all the pedophile stuff and all because I don't know what's true anymore.

So it's like, if you just kind of take all that out, it's like Drake being like, you're not fucking catching up to me. Yeah, well, that's what I thought Drake really should have leaned into more. I think the one thing Drake could have done that maybe...

Drake was fucked. He was in a no-win position. But if he just, here's my battle record to you, like I replied, but also just put out a banger. Yeah. Like a true song of the summer type shit.

One of his throwback type, like great beat, great hook. And was like at the same time while I'm battling you, like this is what I really do. Like everyone, girls are going to be shaking their ass. The club's going to be playing this. Because I do think like. That was a reference back in the day. That was back to back. Back to back was like a club record.

Yeah. And I think unfortunately, Kendrick is the one who ended up doing that. And like Drake let himself get draked. But if it was also just like, this is not even about you, bro. Because what I do is put out number one records. If you had a number one record while you were battling, you know, something like that would have been the move. I'm sure Kendrick Lamar will get like his next album. People are saying, I think it's coming out in May or june will be like probably his most commercial biggest commercial

success because of all this but i think there's gonna be a lot of people who are like well it's a weird fucking kendrick lamar album like it's not it's not what what what kendrick lamar did on this is like you're like just rapping like normal like you're rapping that's what rap fans like he usually does like this weird artsy shit like his last album, and he's probably going to continue to do that. So I think when it goes back to regular, it'll probably just be like, all right, that was weird. You're a pedophile.

You're a wife abuser. I guess, maybe, maybe not. I'm going to go dance to Drake, and underground hip-hop heads are going to fall over Kendrick lyrics, and those guys will just keep going on their way. Do you think, first of all, I think when it's a 20v1, all you got to do is weather the storm, and Drake did that person yeah i'm a drake fan the fact that drake is still standing i think is almost like dana you know um how would you feel first of all the other thing i want to say is the most annoying person in all this is

metro boomer oh my god the biggest fucking loser the big loser of this whole thing is metro just going on like a twitter rant And trying to put out That beat And like The BBL jersey thing Is awful And he went on A Twitter rant

That was like It was like He became a blogger Like He doesn't rap So he can't do that And he just had Like this tweet storm

He was over in Amsterdam So maybe he was fucked up It gave the biggest vibes Like hold me back Hold me back I'm getting out Hold me back Like dude

Shut That's why I think the funniest line of the whole thing is drake saying shut your whole ass up and go make some drums the fact that he delivered like i took care of you in one bar like get out of here man that guy oh brutal i heard also him and futures tour is like being canceled because nobody's buying tickets to that so at the end of the day when it all goes back to normal it's like okay i don't know you know drake will have to deal with this pedophile thing for the rest of his life it already was bubbling now it's like fully out there comments and tweets and all that shit forever will be that probably the number one reason to not fuck kids is it's gonna be hard for you on the internet but it will be he you know when he goes back to what he does i think uh it'll just be like okay i don't know man it's the only thing i can't decide

is on the one hand i think it's 20 v1 and it's like you guys are petty and you're fucking assholes on the other hand it probably speaks to him if like nobody is speaking up for him. You know? You kind of must be an asshole if nobody in your industry is like... Yeah. Particularly Wayne. Wasn't there something about Lil Wayne? Like he fucked his girlfriend or something like that? He fucked Lil Wayne's girl when Wayne was in jail. I think you'd come back with something about Lil Wayne.

Well, then I'm interested. You bring Lil Weezy F. Baby into the mix get a little wheezy f baby rapping johnny boy's interested now yeah yeah that that um yeah that's that's the one thing so uh all in though it's funny watching like the the regular world come into the the hip hop it the internet is just fucking bananas the amount of shit talk and uh the amount of hate and all that shit it is wild it it is an insane thing to be involved and just be like yeah it's ben affleck the uh you said something where i guess drake headline where he's like you'll never catch up

to me or something like that That was one of the great lines of the night too Last night Brady What did he say? After Manny introduced him Yeah Sometimes you live in Carolina You live in Louisiana

You'll always live in my shadow Mic drop Mic drop The Chiefs I think they wanted to get a Taylor thing in there Yeah I wonder who wrote for him uh i don't i people obviously yeah um but i i don't know the answer to that yeah that's that's

something in the internet age you you probably want out there if a guy if that can leak you know i wrote this joke or what that joke um all right so we're gonna go uh i don't even know what's on the agenda uh we're gonna go to some premier next go to sub premier i did not realize you were on the verge of an epic collapse yeah yeah it would be the first time ever it's back to back three walks i did not know how much you were in trouble time kevin yeah that's i mean that's you must have been sweating bro i mean i was i was sweating as a casual nicks fan now as much as i hate to say it you know never not nearly as much of a big as a fan I used to be back in the day but as a casual Knicks fan who just dove back in I was stressing and like when you look at it it was you know the Knicks won in

six and it was really like only a little bit of stress for one second but it wasn't like it was it was not a 2v7 because that team with Joel Embiid is like a two seed. So it was like a two versus a two in like the Eastern Conference. But at the end of the day, they pretty much handled their business except for like one little snafu. And I still felt like, oh, thank God you, buddy. You were right on the precipice. That's that's some shit like the Bruins never get over that until they win another cup. Yeah. Let alone that was what I was i had said going into

that that like the bruins i think people outside of boston don't realize the bruins have a choker tag yeah like they happen to be playing the historically greatest chokers of all time right but like bruins are number two right in the last like this not even really this group because like it really isn't much of what it was but going going back to 2019, blowing lead to the lead to the Blues, and then there was fucking last year against Florida. And I would defend that where I was like, well, the 2019 team, that wasn't really a cup team, because they had an incredibly...

They came out of nowhere, right? They had an insanely easy path. All the best teams kept getting knocked out. That was when fucking Tampa got swept in the first round by columbus yeah so it's like they end up playing like columbus and carolina it was like it was like it was probably one of the easier passes stanley cup final of all time right so i was like they didn't really deserve to be there anyway so like that's not really a collapse

and then with florida i was like well that team went to the cup so they're a fucking good team like that's not really collapsed either and i was like if they lose this one like there's no there's no more like this team did that yeah yeah like they just collapsed they have a great great coach who would have had to been fired like you would have been one of those like yeah you have somebody's got to go like they call them and they're like look it's not your fault man but like someone's got to go we can't fire the whole fucking team um it was uh it was i i think not that anyone cares about this, but I do think that this is going to be a better series than people think.

Because people are like, Florida's going to run through them. Yeah. Like, I think that was a monkey off the back. Because it was so clear in the first four games. It was like, they're the better team, they're the better team. And then they went up 3-1, and it got tight. Yeah. It was like – I had a tweet where I was like,

I don't understand what's happening. Toronto's not playing well. The Bruins are just playing so bad yeah i think that's like almost like in in um i think there's a chance that this happens not that it will but like in like oh four when the socks got the monkey off their back and then they're like good i remember watching that i was like they might be too emotionally exhausted and they're like where's your steamroll yeah and i don't think they have to really have the roster to steam but now you also have to worry like every time you get to three wins. It's like, it could be 3-0, 3-1, 3-2.

Can you get that job done? But the goalie, you know what they always say about hockey. You can ride a whole hockey away to the cup. Jeremy Swayman's goals against average is like 1-4-3 right now. Like a 9-50 save percentage. Do Boston fans think he's good? Yes. Because he hugs people? Yes. Yes.

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