KFC Radio - Feits Sexted in a Church Ft. Kountry Wayne

Episode Date: September 19, 2023

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Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I'm 100% sure it was a crime. It was sodomy, for sure. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. I've got a dead corpse next to me, folks. This is his flu game. I think I drank too much milk. That's the only explanation. I did nothing.

I mean, I could be. How much milk did you drink? I mean, just a gallon, but like. In what time period? In the start of the Pats game to now? No. They were the night game. Yeah.

Starting at 8 o'clock last night? No, you're lying. I'm not lying. I had... Wait, you drank a gallon of milk? I think so. I'm assuming you slept. There's a little bit left.

So you drank probably like three quarters of it, like seven eighths of it last night and then you had a little bit in the morning? A fair life. Whatever size a fair life is. That's a little different. I think that's a half gallon. A half gallon.

Okay. But still, yeah, bro. What did, were you banging out bottle of bowls of cereal, cereal and cake? Okay. That's fair. That's fair. Cause you know what?

For some reason, and I know this doesn't make any sense, but if you drank a half gallon of milk, that doesn't count. That, that, that's, that's crazy. If you eat a bowl, a bunch of bowls of cereal, that, that doesn't count. It was like, it was like three quarters cereal and then two gallon of milk. Yeah, no, no. That doesn't count. That's crazy. If you eat a bunch of bowls of cereal, that doesn't count. Yeah, it was like three quarters cereal and then two slices of cake. Well, you can't have cake without milk.

Yeah, right. It was a good cake. I meant to buy cheesecake, but I got the wrong kind of cake. Whatever. By the way, Fair Life chocolate milk is really good. The only thing better than that is the Whole Foods glass bottle chocolate milk. But, man, Fair Life is like a milkshake. I don't know how they get away.

They're just selling milkshakes. That's ice cream. So you were just, what cereal? Miniwheats. Frosted miniwheats. You also need a lot of milk for those. Yeah. They're dry.

It's like you're chewing on rocks. Yeah. But I like that, too. I like all phases. Some people like the miniwheats. Miniwheats or large? Miniwheats. They come in or large? Mini-wheats They come in

No Like there's a bunch of little ones No They're more sizable Oh That's old school That's just shredded wheat No

No There is a smaller size They're not like Cap'n Crunch size There's a smaller size Yeah They're almost like combos Yeah I can fit like four in my mouth at a time

Yeah That is I think for us frosted mini-wheats. Comfortably. Yeah. It's mini-wheats. Yeah. Because then the other ones are kind of almost like a fat turd. No.

I think the OG shredded wheat is just a big fat thing. Yeah. No, no, no. They were mini-wheats, but there's a smaller size, too. Okay. Okay. Shredded wheat is a weird name for it. Yeah.

Those are just the OG ones. No, no, no. Those are big Alright let's look at mini Let's see if you had the mini Mini shredded wheat Those guys? Yeah the standing ones to the left I think

Yeah okay Frosted? Okay Because again people used to just have the wheat No that's nuts dude It's not the Great Depression That's like eating like a handful of hay People used to just have the wheat. No, that's nuts, dude. It's not the Great Depression. That's like eating a handful of hay.

Yeah. Like a big thing of hay. And you were feeling fine prior to? No, I've been sick all weekend. Oh, okay. So what has that got to do with the milk? No, no. But I will say, drinking a half a gallon of milk on a low immune system probably isn't a good thing. It's a bent-off morning.

I went to the gym just to do a video that isn't working. It sucks. A skit or just a social media video? No, it's a social media video. Oh, that's crazy. I woke up at 9. You went to the gym just to make a social media video? I went to the front desk and was like, what the fuck is this guy doing?

I was in the gym for five minutes this morning. What was the video? Will and Taylor were in Georgia. Oh, banging out, yeah. And – What did you – were you better than them? I beat Will. Okay.

But Taylor did that with ease. Taylor did 12. I said if I was – But it wasn't – he could have kept going too. That's the thing. Yeah. It was – That was – I might have tied Will. I either beat or tied Will. I going, too. That's the thing. It was... That was...

I might have tied Will. I either beat or tied Will. I either beat or bought one or tied Will. But the... Those were 100, right? 105. And the...

I don't know if I could do that with two hands. One of them, two hands. The... I'd never... I'd never filmed myself in the gym, obviously. And it was...

It sucks. The video it was, it sucks. The video sucks. The video sucks. The, like, because of my sounds, picking up all the wrong sounds. You know when you talk to someone on the, like, and they're using their headphones, and you're like, it sounds like someone's bashing metal in your ear, and you're like, what the fuck are you doing? They're like, I opened the drawer.

Right. Why is it, the ambient noise when you have headphones on or whatever it's so loud it's so loud so you can't you can't hear the music you can hear metal clanging but you can't hear me talking so i'm like sitting there being like and you're running your mouth and shit i'm not no i'm not because i because i i really had no idea i've never touched 105 pound dumbbell i had no idea if i could do it so i was like i wish i could that's impressive i wish i could touch i wish i could talk shit i don't know how this is going to go. Post it?

Yeah, post it. But Twitter was broken. It's all fucking shit. It's a whole thing. But I did say at one point, I was like, I look like I'm talking. I was going to hide my mouth like this.

I was like, I look like I'm talking to myself, but little do they know, it's so much worse I'm filming myself for content. Joey Swole. They wish I'm filming myself for content. Joey Swole, filming yourself for content in the gym. I wish I was just talking to myself. I mean, I watched that.

Taylor is like, I mean, I guess strength isn't necessarily like his size. He probably was doing the same thing when he was bulked up, too. I don't think he's doing more. You think so? Way more. Because it's not like he lost his strength per se. I think he did. I have no idea. When you lose that much weight, you have to lose a significant amount of strength. I guess so, yeah, which is crazy

to think that at his biggest, then he would have been flinging those things around. But once he started going one at a time and shit, I was like, oh, he's about to start dancing with these things in his hands. That was tough. And then he just, like, put them down nicely. I did.

So I was, like, I was chugging along. I was like, ooh, I'm going to get them. And then I started, again, I don't know if the sound picked up. I didn't watch all the way back. I started doing, like, the Ronnie Coleman, but, like, whispering it. It was like, lightweight, baby. And then I was like, once I was going to start doing ones, and then I was up, and I was like, everybody want to be a bodybuilder.

And then I was going to go down and go, don't nobody want to lift this heavy ass weight. But then I stopped and went, nope. Dude, even the way Will let those go, I was like, dude, I – You got to be careful with that shit. You'll rip your fucking arm in half. It's a terrible angle for mine, but I imagine that I did because mine's like from like, it's all fucking nuts.

But it's hard to find a place to film yourself in the gym. That's what, I mean, the people who are shameless about it, they're like, they'll put it on another fucking machine and like right on the seat. The, uh, so you can't really see my arms, but I would guess mine went. It was pretty comical because it was it was not i i mean i i don't think you can call it comical

when it's 105 i think it's more like a freak well yeah but i i mean you can't like knock somebody and be like oh look at where your arms like flail it's 105 pounds on my one you know uh yeah that that do you know what's, what's, like, sparked that? Were they just, like, meatheads, like, I can lift more than you can? I think they were, yeah, they're doing their Twisted T Tour, and I think they were taking a tour of the Georgia facility. Makes you think, like, I mean, I mean, Taylor LeJuan was one of the best, so, like, I don't even know who you can really say, but, like, Aaron Donald must be, like, must be insane.

Yeah. Weirdest thing of all time. How about you just, you know, fucking play football? Don't use a knife. Yeah. Just use hands. you can really say. But like Aaron Donald must be like insane. You're just thinking of all the time. How about you just play football. Don't use a knife. Just use hands. What a big trick.

It's crazy. Dude, Micah Parsons was disgusting to the Jets offensive line. I had the game on but I wasn't paying close attention. Just disgusting.

I mean that offensive line is going to be terrible for everybody so he was just like I'm going to run past you guys all day long. While we're talking football, real quick. The Patriots thing.

No, the Patriots are fine, but I wasn't going to talk Patriots anyway. Patriots, get Dante Skarnacki out of retirement. Get who? Dante Skarnacki, legendary offensive line coach. He's retired like twice, but they keep pulling him out. Okay. Get Dante Skarnacki. They're like, we don't know who else can do this.

Get Dante Skarnacki out of retirement, step one. Step two, run hurry up 100% of the time. Step three, Super Bowl. Dude, I mean, that is – it happened a little bit – Every time they ran – Every game and watch. Every time they went, hurry up. All good.

Move down the field with ease. I don't – I keep saying it. It's so – it's just like I know – Any team that needs points gets points. So just operate like you need points 100% of the time. Because you do. Yeah. In order to win.

Dude, the Jets, the Jets defense was on the field first in overtime. The first game. And Tony Romo, or was it Romo? Whoever the announcer was, was like, no, because it was Sunday night, or Monday night football. They were like, Whoever the announcer was was like – no, because it was Sunday Night Football. They were like, this is going to be like a totally – the Bills had just marched down the field to tie it with a doink field goal. And they were like, it's going to be totally different this possession. The Jets are going to be like throwing a much different look out there for defense.

And they were three and out. And it was like, well, why didn't they? Why didn't they fuck it? You know what I mean? It was like the reverse of what we always talk about. But it's like, yeah, whenever people play football that way, it's much better. Yeah. They should make that a rule.

You have to play hurry up. No, for real. I mean, like all these other rules. People are like, they'll get tired. Are they getting in better shape? They changed the clock rule, right, to like this running clock now except for the end of the half. Yeah. Like because they want pace of play and all that shit. running clock now except for the end of the half. Like,

because they want pace of play and all that shit. It's kind of like the pitching clock in baseball. Just be like, you're not, you're allowed to do like

one huddle per series. Get all your thoughts out then. Say huddles are like timeouts? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Maybe get an extended huddle a little bit longer and then you have, you know,

your next four, five, six plays if you're lucky, if you keep going. I like it. Fuck it. But the football I was going to actually talk about was the Colorado game. Yeah. That was the greatest football game I've ever watched.

Really? Bro, I got to watch in real time, like, Remember the Titans. Like, it was I'll tell you what, I don't know why sports were good back in the day racial undertones racially charged battles

are usually better it was like that coach coming in saying I take my hat and my glasses off when I talk but it was awesome because he was black too so it wasn't like alright I'm not rooting for the racists it was like it was so much was like it was

dude it was so much fun between that and then the fact that like the the team you saw the game but like they did like a special report on the team colorado state they wear like auto body shirts in the uh in the practice facility like like with the collar and everything because they consider this a blue collar team juxtapose that with lil wayne like with the collar and everything, because they consider this a blue collar team. Juxtaposed that with Lil Wayne performing before the game. And it was like, Wait,

they like work out and train in collar shirts? They showed like a picture. It wasn't like, maybe it was just around the facility. They showed a picture and it's like,

it's like, like it has like the name plates here. And it's like, that's versus like Master P's on the sideline of the thing. And it was,

it was awesome. I was like, oh, this is unbelievable. I mean, that's a I was like, oh, this is unbelievable. I mean, that's a movie. Dude, oh, the white safety had a cheap hit on the...

Bro, when I saw that guy was white, I was like, yo, I'm surprised he made it out of there alive. I was like, I'm watching Rainbow Six right now. That was crazy.

That was wild. A blatantly late hit from a white guy to the black superstar is fucking crazy. And it was fun because, again, there wasn't actually racists.

I don't know about safety. But, like, the game, the overall vibe of the game as a whole, so you can even let into your head towards the end, you can be like, it might be funny if the white guy's one. Well, oh, dude, I think it was going to be hilarious if you have The Rock and Lil Wayne and all these guys on the master p on the sideline and then it's like yeah we lost yeah just gotta walk out and be like get up the colorado state no bison yeah bison versus buffalo versus the buffalo dude prime is just i mean now they've they're gonna be like a top 10 team right they're 18 no, because that's cheap socks, right? Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. The, so,

but like, it is the, the Dion train, I said it the Saturday morning, we're like, from what I, where I sit, like sometimes I'm like, this might be like,

it's a little much. And then, you watch it in action. I watch a Dion clip, and I'm like, nevermind. Hell yeah. That's the thing,

ordinarily by now, I would be like, pump the brakes a little bit, you know, come on guys. But like, when I heard about the glasses how he owns the sunglasses brand they did a million of sales in a day because of that

it's like he never loses business wise sports wise reputation wise and the oregon coach already talked shit i mean he didn't but well that's i was wondering that like like because when when i i told him we should sell shirts here that say they made it personal because they're going to say that every fucking game. When someone's like, you know, they're a real tough team, but, like, I think we can compete. Deion's going to be like, they don't make it personal, folks. You know, because that's the way, you know, to motivate. The Oregon coach was like – they asked about, I guess, Colorado's lead with the Big 12, Pac-12. And he was like, I'm just trying to figure out when they ever won anything to make that matter.

And he kind of laughed. But that's like, that's not Deion. That's not Deion. He will make it. Oh, Colorado. I guess they have. I don't know what they have. But like, right.

Right. Right. And then my favorite Deion move of all so far is his ranking of the children. Yeah. He's got his own AP top 25, top five of his kids that he posts on social media, which had people all bent out of shape. We talk about that later in our interview with Country Wayne. We got him on the show today.

That'll be in the back half. And we'll do our voicemails as well. But, yeah, the prime train just don't stop. The people getting bent out of shape about the ranking of the children is so weird. It means he has a great relationship with his kids. Totally. I mean, it's one or the other.

You know what I'm saying? You are an absolute animal piece of shit. They know him not to be, so I'm sure when Shiloh Sanders is number five, he's like, ah, fuck you. Yeah, right. They're all doing just fine it's uh yeah it's i i have no problem like with my friends being like well i'm better friend with him because i'm not right right right that's the point uh although there is real rankings too you know

there is there's the public rankings and then there, like, a kid or two that he is like, God damn it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. When you have five, there's enough to beat. Dion Jr. tweeting, you were a real ass hoe. You were a true ass hoe to Danny Cannell. And, like, I didn't realize Dion Jr. He said, you are truly a hoe, which is fucking amazing.

But, like, I thought that was just Dion Jr. doing his own thing. I didn't realize Dion Jr. also runs social for the Buffaloes. Oh, is that it? That's awesome. That's fucking incredible. He's also like the team social media man. That's so good. You're a true hoe.

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So it was a whole family affair. And my mom and Shay, they brought chairs and they were sitting on third baseline. And I was, I was like, and my mom is, is her knees aren't doing well. She can't really walk.

So we had her chair, we had her set up and she was kind of like there. And I was like, she was sitting there for a few, maybe an inning. And I was like, you know what? You're a little too close. And then this kid hit a ground ball, like right at them. And I was like, she was sitting there for a few, maybe an inning, and I was like, you know what, you're a little too close. And then this kid hit a ground ball, like, right at them,

and I was like, yep, yep, like, fear confirmed, let's get up and move. And as I'm getting them up and moving their chair, this kid hits a line, the same exact kid, same exact spot, but this time a line drive. He's on it. Right on it. And I went, like, full dad reflex reflex and just went, and just caught the ball as my mom was standing up to like get her

shit, it would have just like cracked her skull. Really? And in my mind, it had the exit velocity of like 150 miles an hour. Yeah, yeah, yeah. In reality, it was probably like 12 miles per hour. It was probably a little kid like, dink! But I just went,

and the little smattering of applause and the quick gasps that I got, and someone was like, hey, good hands, Dad! And I was like, fuck you. Bro, the little moments you get in athleticism are better than

the actual moments you get. They are. When you're in the moment of, when you're playing sports, you're like, I'm supposed to be doing these things and like there's gonna be more of them you don't ever think about it you know you're just like you hope to have a good moment hope to have more of them when once you're done you're like oh i i haven't had one of those in 20 fucking years dude when you get a fly oh that is orgasmic dude especially when they're fresh and they're not slow and dying yeah anybody get the fat slow ones when they're z and they're not slow and dying. Does anybody get the fat, slow ones? When they're zipping?

I got it. I got it. I got it. Watch this. Watch this. You open it and fly. Yeah. I'll let it live just for that celebration.

Just to show, yeah. That, a classic is always, you know, hitting your shot with some garbage, which I might venture to guess you're maybe top five worst in the game at that. I'm pretty bad, but I get my shots up. You also do. I'm like Deion Waters. You take admirable shots, you know? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, they're not, you know, little. It's like, yeah, that was hard to make. Let's see. Pressure's on. I took too much water. I was going to say that you needed the weight. That would have been electric if it went in. Like, we would have had a fucking celebration man

i would have been chest bumping yeah that that feels uh real good and so to anybody who is playing sports right now cherish your moments because you soon could be pushing 40 and and super pumped that you caught a foul ball off the bat of a six-year-old. It was great. It was great. Oh, wait. Speaking of sports, in my sports travels this weekend, but I didn't leave my apartment to watch the games, but there were two things.

A lot of football, obviously. You know what you're going to get with a lot of football. You know the kind of commentary you're going to get. Yep. First of all, last night, you know on Clip It, it doesn't get. I still don't use Clip It. I know I'm living in the last night. I don't use it a ton.

Oh, by the way, I got a tweet, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, quote, by my boy yesterday. Who? Dye Workwear. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Because I tweeted a picture of how fucking all the studio analysts just love sneakers and it looks ridiculous. Worst. It makes no sound. I got some inside information how fucking all the studio analysts just look at sneakers and it looks ridiculous.

Worst. It makes no sound. That's an inside information that they all have sneaker deals. Like, just get shoe deals. Yeah. I mean, listen, if some sneaker, if it's big, big money, then whatever, go get your bag. But just know you look like an idiot. Also, get your pants tailored to, like, fit the sneaker.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, it's almost got to be like really like those, you know, cigarette pants, like the tight and then just go into your sneaker. Cause when they get bunched up, cause they're supposed to be for dress shoes. But then the,

but then the, the, if it's tight, it looks ridiculous with the jacket on. It's a whole, you just don't just wear like it is. I actually almost did it yesterday. I didn't end up doing it,

but I wanted to tweet, uh, I would have been fully aware of what I was doing, but I wanted to tweet the clip of, Bell yelling at Russell Brand in, I forget his name, Marshall, where it's like, these are completely conflicting ideologies. A sneaker and a suit is a completely conflicting ideology. It really doesn't work. But anyway, you know.

And also, by the way, it's like old now. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like the trend maybe a couple years ago was like a cool thing. Now it's like, all right, we're done with this.

It's so dumb. But the only person we can do is Robert Kraft because he has his own shoes and it's his look. Yeah, and also there's something too being like the old guy. Yeah, yeah.

If you're young and you could dress stylish, like you should. Robert Kraft and the Air Force want like peanut butter and jelly. Yeah. Everyone else, put on a pair of fucking shorts. It's kind of like Adam Sandler dressing in basketball shorts, too.

Yeah, yeah. That's his thing. If you show up dressed in shorts, you're an asshole. Same thing. But the – so anyway, so I wanted to clip it last night because the new Ford tagline is unbelievable. What is it? Just, we're all in on America. I wanted to get a screenshot of it and be like, I've been looking for a new tattoo. It's perfect. Ford're all in on America. I wanted to get a screenshot of it and be like, I'm looking for a new tattoo.

It's perfect. Ford is all in on America. And you know somebody said that in the meeting, like McConaughey and how to lose a guy in 10 days. He's like, we're all in on America. And the room went. It was awesome. I was in bed watching the game. I was like, wait, was that real?

And then I went to Clip It And the commercials are different Because it's wherever The person who runs Clip It is Yeah yeah yeah But the The other two Were

On two separate occasions During separate games There were like Moments to honor people One was during The Colorado State game Where they brought Eight teachers on the field

And present them with a check Big check Because teachers aren't State game where they brought eight teachers on the field and present them with a check. Big check. Because teachers aren't – they don't get enough thanks. Okay. What do you think the check was for? Big check for eight people. Eight different checks.

No, one check for eight people. For eight people. It's got to be a crazy low, right? Yeah. Like $10,000? $7,500. No. Yes.

Not even a thousand a person. No. They couldn't even whack it and be like, all right, a grand a man, you know? $7,500. Which is honestly so close to being

$8,000, being a thousand a person. They could just round up. Like a ceremony, big check, eight, being 1,000 a person. They could just round up. Like a ceremony. Big check. Eight people here is 7,500. Bro, and then you think that they have to give it

to 30 students, like use it amongst 30 students. Every kid's getting lunch. Like, it's like 30 bucks a kid. Bro. Who was paying it? I don't even remember. That's fucking hilarious.

Bro, big check. I actually, I think. Bro, big check. I'm going to say big check has to be at least 25K. At least, bro. I'm thinking, I'm thinking. Extra yard for teachers is the charity called. Do you know the tale of the guy in the 90s who hit the three quarter court shot? No.

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That's code KFC50 at factormeals.com slash KFC50 to get 50% off. Yeah, yeah. So this was a million-dollar shot. And this guy just goes out there in jeans and Tims. Oh, I've seen this. Yes. An all-time shot. And by the way, he's just like, yes, Doyle rules.

Like, I did it. That's where MJ hits. For a million. Yeah, MJ gives him a big hug. They tried. I think they tried to not pay that guy. Oh, they did it all the time. If you're like, totally blind or something like that.

Yeah, this article here says the million-dollar shot to change sports contests forever. Because I think they were like, oh, fuck. There's no shot that was going to – yeah, he was 23 years old, a supply salesman from Chicago, 80-foot shot. The Bulls had tried that promotion 19 times that year. Two people clunked it off the backboard. Another hit the rim. The other 16 were air balls.

Nobody came close. And then he nails that. And, yeah, they tried to fuck him out of it. And I think he took it to court. And I think he won and everything. It was a whole thing. That, like, you try to – imagine if you tried to take that away from somebody. Yeah.

That kind of – I think they just insure those now. Yeah, I would imagine, right? I know, like, Jordan Furniture used to do it. I don't know if they still do it. Socks were like, if you buy furniture between these months and it's a perfect game throw in that season, your furniture's free. Or something like that. Right, right.

And then it's just like, you just insure it. And then you're like, whatever. Yeah. I wonder if Mattress Mac does shit like that, too, with his bets. I guess he just hedges on all his shit. This is funny. Back then, a million dollars was a lot. Horace Grant said it took me three years

to make that. It took you five seconds. That's got to be the all-time best fan shot or whatever. But if you're giving me a big check for anything, $25,000. $25,000. But the other segment for me a big check for anything. 25 and up.

25 and up. But the other segment for, I forget what game this was, but it was during the BC game. And it was like a segment for the troops. And it was the same thing. It was like, they just don't get enough thanks. And between teachers and the troops, if they don't get enough thanks, who does? Who else are we thanking? Actually, I would posit this question. Comparatively speaking.

Who else gets any thanks? Teachers. Nurses. That's the Holy Trinity. If that's not enough, then what's enough? Yeah. Every single game in America. All I'm watching is thanks to them.

I'm not saying they don't deserve it. They deserve thanks. But if we're saying they don't get enough, who gets enough? Every single sporting event now has somebody getting honored that we're really pushing. We're really spreading thin. I wonder if they're just like, do we have anybody in the crowd today? They're like, well, we got this.

I think there's a fourth grade teacher here. Let's put her on a halftime. Let's have her out there for the anthem. It's fucking crazy. It was not. I would venture to guess that those two industries are run solely on thanks. Yeah. And you know what they prefer to thanks? Money. Yeah. Big time. They're like, we run solely on thanks. Yeah.

And you know what they prefer to thanks? Money. Yeah, big time. They're like, we're good on thanks. Totally. Yeah, yeah. I'll take money. You know what?

You know how many people thank the company salesman? None. But he got a fucking 50% commission, so he's good. I don't need you banging your pots and pans. I don't need a flyover at the fucking local, you know, high school game. I need a bonus. I need money for my work, you assholes. Yeah, I mean, that, the, you know, every now and then you'll be at a game where they're like,

this is the last surviving member of this battalion in World War II. And you're like, wow. And then the other ones are like, he was, like, working the computers during Desert Storm. I'm like, what is what? I had one once where it was, like, surprise the moms at a Bruins game, the eight-spoke salute, they call it. And everyone was standing up.

And you just hear, like, get on your feet, Taunter, blah, blah, blah. He hasn't seen his mom. His mom had, like, the fucking blindfold on and stuff like that. Like, he hasn't seen his mom in, like, Taunter. He hasn't seen his mom. His mom had the fucking blindfold on and stuff like that. He hasn't seen his mom in like six months. And he's been stationed in Columbus, Ohio. And everyone's like, wait, what? What the fuck? I've gone longer than six months without seeing my parents.

While I stayed in the borders of the United States. I would say probably the majority of people out there don't see their parents in six months. You know? See your parents a couple times a year. It was like a hush fell over the crowd. Like, wait, what? Hang on a second. Should we do M.I. the Asshole? I got an M.I. the Asshole? I got an M.I. the Asshole that I think

I think is a good one Where I was like Wait a minute I don't see a problem here Let me pull it up real quick By the way I'm gonna make you uncomfortable right now Oh boy

But That Babcock skit was... I was, like... I was cumming in my pants over that one. That skit was just... It was funny, and just, like, as a skit, it was fucking hilarious. But what that... That, like, set something off in my brain

where I realized – a lot of times I think of like Barstool as like the end of our story, especially for me with like the equity. I always just had that as like the finish line. And then you realize like we're still young and it be and, like, what we'll do here. And that was, like, as OG guys at Barstool, our timeline is, like, no longer than 24 hours. Like, everything is, like, a 24-hour news cycle and then you're on to the next because we're used to blogging every every half hour so like that's how you and me and all the old guys view like oh this story hit like it has to be out by tomorrow or it's over and then to combine but that's one thing we were just clicking out a blog to combine that with a a fully produced and mostly polished video is fucking nuts. I mean that's all past. I know but it's not because like

for you to write a script and be in it and be able to get it done and then he has the technical proficiency to do that side of it as fast is like there's no there's nobody else out there doing that kind of shit like anybody who is high quality producing

sketch shows are like we'll put that that'll be like six months from now like we'll put that out with our season and people will remember like the moment or whatever for you guys to be able to do that in in a day less than a day is so fucking cool that is, there's nobody that can compete with that. That's the new, that is, as far as I'm concerned, the new bar for your content as far as quality, funny, your humor, your production quality, and your timeline. I mean, you can't beat that. There's nobody else even doing it.

It's 100% Paz. It really is. Like, watching Paz edit that is crazy. But the fact that you and Tommy can do that on one take is it is insane dude thank you there's something so like i what i learned about acting watching you is like it's just the ability to i mean this sounds silly but it's just like the ability to make your dialogues, dialogue be real and like genuine

is the real acting you know like it's pretty easy, just pretend to be somebody else but honestly it's not, I know you say that I know what you mean, but it's really not like if you were to just give me the same idea I could deliver similar lines but it

would be like he's doing a bit he's doing a character he's he's and you're just like it just sounds exactly like you always talk but it's planned and acting that that is you know i'm sure when you're doing like your big soliloquy in your movie and you win the oscars like that's acting right but the other 99 of acting is just make make this shit look genuine and it's so much harder than than i think people realize and then when you see you do it well like when you were like what why is the kissing making me more uncomfortable like first of all that's just fucking hilarious but that was come up with that like on the spot uh like no i'm not's just fucking hilarious but that was did you come up with that like on the spot? like no

not like on the spot but like I mean I guess yeah when I say we have a script like we don't have a script like nothing was written but you guys

the idea like let's I knew I was gonna be weirded out by the kissing by the kissing yeah the kissing coach

yeah that was that was my favorite line Tommy went you don't like the kissing coach. I don't know if he did it on purpose, but there's just a little bit of you going like, you start to laugh. I love that. I did break down.

That's why we cut to like the back of my head. But I actually, there's, you know, you hear it a little bit if you listen closely, which is like a little Easter egg. That like, bro, I don't know if there's anybody out there that can do the script that fast then act in it and then have the producers and editors film it that quick, one take

edit, put it out that same day I don't know if there's anybody else out there and if they can if I can do it, there's 10 million people who can do it I prefer to do these things when you're not here. Because you just mitigate everything I'm saying. But to the people listening, he's dead wrong. There's a reason why everybody is like, holy shit, fights can act.

Because you're fucking good at it and no one else can do it. So just shut the fuck up. Here's the deal. Either, just being honest. I know what you're going to say. Fuck you. You can do it. So just shut the fuck up. Here's the deal. Either, like, just being honest. I know what you're going to say. Fuck you. You're going to say either acting's not hard. Yeah, exactly.

Incredibly easy. I know. Fuck you. Fuck you. It's just like. It's super hard. You just pretend to be somebody else. But even, like, I think I could do a skit and be like, it's fine.

I think it's impossible for me to make it sound as genuine as you do. We'll find out. We did. We did. We found out. We have found out. You put out a million skits now and they're all fucking good and they're all well acted. Whether or not you find it funny or like, you know, like the premise, like there's a million ways to judge it.

But no one's ever like oh the acting was that was terrible everything is like wow those guys are legit acting at least with you and Tommy gets some praise too

I still love I don't know why but like the welcome to Moe's skit when you go that's true it's like the best yeah it's the little things

cause those are the real things but the um when you go hey so good yeah I'm good i need some time yeah the uh who else can do that bro i don't know who else to try i think if just try yeah but sometimes that's part of it too is just being crazy enough to be like let's put out a fully polished and produced and edited skit right now and it's like what no the same way it used to be like let's put out a fully polished and produced and edited skit right now

and it's like what no the same way it used to be like i i gotta write my column i'll deliver it in on friday night it's monday yeah it's like i'm just gonna write 50 of these a day and they're all gonna be good and it's like well how could you do that i don't know i just did it i just fucking did it so i think that i think we're gonna start doing one timely one so that i was i was i was gonna ask if that changed like your your outlook on the way you do it because like i think we've only wanted to it's just like i mean everyone who works on it first of all when it comes out of order i'm very much like the the coach like like in like friday night i'm like coach taylor when it's like there's like a big play and you Taylor when it's, like, there's, like, a big play.

And he'd run on the sidelines, like, chill, chill, chill. Because, like, I don't, like, I just like doing it. And I know how quickly, like, the internet gets sick of things. And I don't want people to get sick of it. So I'm just like, let's just chill. Like, I don't want to start doing 1,000 now. Because, like, that one, people like that one. You're right.

You're right. That's true. I'm, like, very, like, but I do think we'll start doing, like, one people like that one like you're right you're right that's true i'm like you're like but i do think we'll start doing like one it's hard what i'm saying was it's hard with everyone's schedules where it's just like it's everyone's third job everyone who works on it i know part of me wants to figure out a way to make it like the main thing just to see where you guys but like it's never gonna be able to be sold and i don't that's one i don't even like i don't wait i'm not gonna be able to be sold he said yeah like it's never going to be able to be sold. And I don't – that's one I don't even like – I don't – Wait, it's never going to be able to be sold, you said? Yeah, like it's never – because like it's –

Yeah, but there's – It is going to be – it's like I think we'd like to be able to – no one's going to want to be with the fucking – We're trying to figure out how to DNR DeMar Hamlin. Like it's not going to be sold. And so it's never going to be anyone's first job. So it's – It's got to be – it might not be sold like traditionally, but there are.

Again, the way that you guys were just like, we're going to do it, there's there's there's a way to find somebody who will maybe it runs on their streaming service or maybe they maybe they just don't give a fuck about that. They're going to be the first company to be like, it's just funny and we're OK with it. It's just too it's going to be too good to go unmonetized one way or the other. Or I don't think anybody wants to go this way, but it's like if there is a subscription or a paid thing where you also deliver even better because there's money behind it. I don't think – I wouldn't like to go. We won't go there because it's just, it's already free. You can't put something behind a paywall

that starts with a fee. But what if you get more? I don't know. It's hard enough for everyone to get together to do like. Yeah, well that's why I wish it was.

So I think we're going to do one a week of like one of the big stories of the week. Maybe drop that. I haven't, we haven't met today. I haven't talked to everybody

but I think that's, we'll do like one timely one a week. Well, you know what's cool is – And then a full episode will come out still every month. And if that full episode that week includes the timely one – I think we're going to keep timely to just social. To social? Because I feel like you'll get a lot of views on the episode because people will be like –

But like I think – I don't think we're like no timely allowed in it, but like it has to – You want it to be evergreen or whatever. But I don't, I mean, why not? It's not, like, it's not, again, I haven't had the meeting yet. This is just, like, talking to people individually. I think we'll probably go that way. It's not like we won't, it wouldn't be refused to go in the episode, but it's, like, if it can get off, if we can do it one-off, that's probably better for, like, because, like, one of the things with it is, like, it is like i like the the production and stuff like that as mentioned like you got to play like it does really well with it just being titled out of order so date episode nine like it would be a lot better

if you could use like clickbaity uh youtube headlines and you could use a picture rather than just me and sass's faces and like i like, I like it just like that. I like it just as, like, it's just me and Sass's head. Oh, good. So we're just going to keep limiting ourselves. Yeah. But the, with the one-offs, I was like, there you can play with the, like, title and you can play with the thing. But, like, I like the show being the show and let it grow. I mean, it's only been six months, I think.

Well, that's the other thing, like, I was just saying about, you know, thinking know thinking things are like ending or like like they're it's the very very beginning yeah so you think about this on season four say season seven like i mean there's so much that can that can change and evolve to the point where you know it might be i i just when i saw that that felt like something to me like one of those things that unlocks like a whole other, a whole other thing. Yeah. Where it's like, oh, if we, if we need to, or if we want to, if there's something that really strikes us, we can do this that fast. Like, it's not feasible that it can always be that way. But knowing that, like, we did, we did pull it off.

So if we need to, if we want to, if we want to add something, whatever, that it can be done. I think, you know, sometimes you limit yourself to just be like, yeah, we have to if we want to if we want to add something whatever that it can be done i think you know sometimes you limit yourself to just be like yeah we have to film a whole sketch show it takes us a month to do this and then it's like well that one took a total of you know six hours and that's a perfect storm with the story and like the barstool angle to it you'd be surprised on that too it's like the next thing that comes along that is that big of a story and maybe it's the you know the inspiration for it maybe but also you learn the way to that comes along that is that big of a story, maybe it's the inspiration for it. Maybe also you learn the way to shoot it so that Pabst doesn't have to

do as much work and he can focus on making it look good rather than making it functional. That to me was like, whoa. Because I've seen sketches before. I've seen sketch shows. I've seen all that. I don't think I've ever seen anybody turn something that around of that level of quality that fast ever by which is a pretty

cool thing man that's a pretty that's a pretty you know trailblazer type thing where it's like it's kind of like i said i think people sometimes have a mental block on like oh we can't do it that way and it's like now you can yeah i mean there's a whole bunch of people you know whether it's almost like you're inspiring fucking probably your competition but it's like there are probably people going like oh okay let's just try to do these in a day it's wild the to look that good oh my my gut with this is always to take the foot like i think we're gonna do one a week i think we'll do one a, like, my gut is always take the foot off the gas. Because, like, I'd prefer to skip this week.

Because I don't think, like, it is the – like I said, I like doing it. So I don't want to ruin it for me. I like doing – I don't want it to be, like, the most successful things I've done, blogging, this show, Savage the Boys, like, are just things I like doing with my friends. Yeah. And I don't want it to become, like, work. And we're not going to take the week off, but I would prefer to. Like, I don't want to, like.

Well, you shouldn't force it either, I don't think. Yeah. Like, sometimes you create this thing, like, one a week, and it becomes this self-imposed schedule that becomes, like, a prison. Right, right. You know what I mean? Where it's like, I don't know, if there not a big funny story that like everyone's talking about in the moment that strikes you. Don't force it.

But the flip side is like you got to push yourself. One a week is probably feasible. Where it's just like there will be. And then that becomes like light work eventually. Like you just keep going. You know what I mean? It's like everything we've done at Barstool, it's like we used to just write blogs.

And then you start to do a podcast. And then you start to do two shows, and then you start to do a radio show. And then you look up, and you're doing five different things. You used to do one. And it's just like it just becomes the new norm. I wouldn't be surprised if it just opens the – paves the way for much, much more. And I think eventually the numbers might be undeniable that, like, I don't know, if it's not being sold, it doesn't matter because, like, you've got to do this thing that's just going to be – eventually people look the other way.

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Buddy Games, new Thursdays at 9, 8 Central on CBS and premiering on Paramount+. And streaming on Paramount+. While we're talking business, we got to apologize to the people in Milwaukee, Columbus, and Madison. Madison. So if you listened to the last episode, we kind of talked about it already. That the tour has become a heavy lift for us to do while doing all these other gigs. I mean, we're just talking about how Out of Order is now adding more to your plate. So that's one thing, one more thing to coordinate times and shoot and finish while Barstool Radio is still going. And so is KC Radio and so is all our interviews. And on top of all that, we looked at the ticket sales and they just weren't very good.

And while we don't want to disappoint the people who did buy tickets, for me personally straight up, I was just like I don't want to miss a week of Barstool Radio with how successful it's been right now. I've been scratching and clawing for like every view and download I've ever gotten on the internet. And to finally have like a monster on our hands, I was like I'm not interested in missing four days of that. And it's not – It was – we didn't – I didn't realize until last week that it was midweek. Yeah. And that's our fault as well. We usually do everything on the weekends, but these were booked kind of last minute,

so they were middle of the week. So Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday effectively wipes out the entire week of Barstool Radio. And, you know, we could have had somebody fill in and maybe everything would be fine. But what if, I don't know, God forbid, a bunch of viewers are like, well, this show sucked this week and they don't come back. Or what if everybody's clamoring on the internet? We want, you know, Tommy to just host it. Fuck you guys. Whatever it was, I was not – I just – just i'm not gonna risk it from my point of view after you know fighting so long to have like a hit show we finally got one it's just a matter

of like which you know balance like uh just figuring out like is is the juice worth the squeeze and like if those were all sellouts we probably would have gone. They were, you know, one of them was far from a sellout. And so it just wasn't, it wasn't, it was, and we could have, we could have fucking lied about it or whatever, but I prefer to just be honest and be like, we decided, we prioritized something over that. I was talking to my mom where I was like,

it sucks. I do really like them. And it, it like, it would be really fun to do but you gotta make sacrifices somewhere and that's the last that's the thing we're putting the least effort into because it's our last thing on the list anyway so it's like and and to reiterate what we said again last last week is like it's crazy how much you got to promote you could have a big fucking show and it still does not translate to ticket sales until you just hammer them over the head all the time and i know i just don't

like doing that i'm probably never gonna do that i know you also ruined it jackie what yeah jackie's fault i i had a talk with jackie and at one and she said at one point, I'm just not feeling the live shows. And I was like, oh, they ruined. No. No, I'm saying I'm not feeling like for me, like whenever I go up there, like I don't feel it for myself. You're such an asshole. That's such an asshole thing to do. Why? That was something that stuck in my head where I was like oh jackie's not having fun either

no no no like i'm saying like i'm having i love like the live shows but like when i go on stage recently i've just been like i can't do this no but that's the point like what if you're feeling like i think i mean i always i've been going through just like a funk of my own yeah not anything to do with like the live shows i got you I got you. Okay, we can cut that. No, no, no. I was trying to be, like, funny about it. But, no, it did, like – But, no, but listen. It was something that stuck with me. I was like, oh, if Jackie's not having fun, then, like, I don't want to make people –

not even make people, like, I don't want people here to not have fun doing their jobs. So then, like, maybe it's not worth it. No, honestly, I mean, I say leave it in because it is – that's also part of it is, like, tour, going on live shows consistently is probably the hardest thing to do like in the world. To have people in every city on all levels of like 100 people to like 100,000 people who will come out and see you is – it almost like wholly has to be the only thing you do. It's like these guys who do it really, really well have a podcast and that feeds their ticket sales. And like,

that's it. You know what I mean? Because the rest of it is like, you just can't, you can't slow down really. You know what I mean? And we, and what we do is those guys are touring,

you know, hundreds and hundreds of times in a year. We are doing a much smaller scale, but in the end it it's just like you know 100 people here 100 people there and we're gonna you know skip a show for a week that has 150 000 viewers a day four days a week you know what i mean that it's just the math the math ain't math and so um and this this doesn't affect vast, vast majority of the people we're talking to. The people who do buy our tickets are the diehard fans.

So I know it sucks for you guys. I'm pretty sure everybody got refunded and everything's fine. If anything happened, let me know. We'll figure it out. And I hope, being that you guys are our most diehard fans, you kind of get where we're coming from with out of order, parcel radio, everything else we're doing.

It's just, it was not, it's not feasible to take off a week in the middle of all that for the level that we were selling at. I wish it was, I wish it was totally different. I wish it was like, yeah,

we sold those out instantly and we have hundreds and hundreds of people to, to, you know, perform for, but it's just not the case. Let's do this M.I. the Asshole before we do voicemails. M.I. the Asshole for suggesting my wife lower her standards so that she'll be less overwhelmed. 37-year-old female, 37-year-old male. We have three kids, 12, 10, and 8.

She's in a constant state of overwhelm and is very easily irritated, constantly complaining about how it's all too much. I'm of course happy to help and do my fair share for the kids or household, but it's never enough for her because their standards are too damn high. She insists that one of us has to be up at six 45 every morning to make sure the kids are ready and make the bus, which comes at seven 45. I told her that they're old enough to need to not need that much help already. They can all dress themselves and pour themselves milk and cereal.

There is no reason we have to be up. She says that cereal isn't a good enough breakfast, that they need something more substantial, especially the 12-year-old and that the 10-year-old has ADHD and will definitely struggle without help in the morning. And anyway, she wants to see them off and kiss them goodbye for the day. So she gets up. I don't. Then she gets upset that I never give her a morning off all when she needs to do is just take the morning off when she wants to and let the kids handle themselves also she's super strict about

screen time during the week and is exhausted and snappy from arguing about it with the kids and upset i don't support her strict time limit of two hours a day i say as long as homework is done why not until bed she says it's not healthy for them. They don't play outside or play games with toys, read some books, or just entertain themselves more than one. I agree that they should enjoy other things, but not seeing why we have

to make such a rigid limit. She also likes to go out on weekends and do stuff like zoos, museums, etc., but then complains about the planning for the outing and how grouchy the youngest gets by the end of it. And again, I say, let's just chill and voila, you cut out the work. I'm an engaged and active parent. I'm not trying

to get out of it, but I don't think I should have to help my wife dig herself out of her self-created holes. She creates distress for herself and then turns to me to alleviate it, which I think is unfair. Am I the asshole for telling her she needs to do less and then won't need this level of help. Thoughts?

That's interesting timing. The... Wait, I'm confused, to be honest. So she just... I took my jacket off in the middle of the question. And you were done. That's all. The man can't listen. I actually...

I actually was like, he's not listening. I was like, so my head was like left on. So she, she likes to do all these things on the weekend, plans these outings. And then the kids don't want to be there and they're angry and they're

grouchy and tired by the end of it. And he's like, then why don't we just hang out at home? Don't plan this big trip. She, she makes sure she, what was the other? It was, she makes, makes sure that one of the parents gets up at 645 every morning to get these kids ready for school.

He's like, they can do it themselves. You don't have to get up and see them through everything. She likes to do all these outings. She says no screen time for more than two hours. And the kids get mad about that. He's like, just let them. He said, as long as their homework's done, why don't you just let them see the screens? I think he's 100% right.

I would say he's like 90% right. The only thing I'm thinking about is an 8-year-old getting up and getting off to school on their own is probably a bit much. That's. 12, like 6th grade. For Feidelberg, Feidelberg was driving himself to school when he was 8. Like, a 12-year-old is, like, 6th grade-ish, 10-year-olds, 4th grade-ish, those guys are... Bro, I didn't get myself up for school ever.

I've never gotten myself up for school. Oh, really? I was thinking of you getting left alone when you were 4. Well, I was free to get up when I was pleased. So your mom always woke you up and then like like got you ready and all that shit not got me like so waking up my mom or my dad would like yell upstairs yes like kids get up so that's and it wasn't just me it was like a group of us yeah kids everybody get up i think it's weird to be like to be 12 10 and 8 and it's like set your

alarm kid i'm gonna be sleeping oh yeah that's crazy an alarm a lot of times I was just up but like the to me that's nuts but but you could get up make sure they're out of bed and they can pour themselves a bowl like you don't have to be running around putting their clothes on yeah getting them ready tying their shoes feeding them food it's like they're old enough they can do all that you probably should be awake and maybe he's saying you can alternate I do one day you do one day like we don't both need to be miserable. The other, that's a little bit like, that sounds like you want to just, like, kick your kids out the door and be like, don't bother me. The rest of it, I'm totally on board with. Like, as long as your kids are doing their homework and have some other, like, they play sports, they have play dates, they do other stuff with their mind, let them fucking play video games and watch their iPad. It's just you're fighting the tides.

It's just the way the world is going. I'm sure it was the same thing with television at one point. It's like and then now kids just watch TV all the time. But there also were kids who watched too much TV. Yeah. I used to get annoyed with my parents when they were like, go outside. Get this fucking off. Yeah.

Yeah, you need to do it. Because I had friends who didn't have that. We would just sit in the dark for like hours. And it was nice to go to their houses. Because I had friends who didn't have that. We would just sit in the dark for hours, and it was nice to go to their houses. That was a nice little respite. Turn the fucking TV off and go outside. For sure. Like anything else, you need a little moderation.

I'm definitely all about, though, the amount of outings that gets planned now. You always have to have a thing that you're doing to the point of you're buying tickets to something or you're packing up the car and traveling. There is no more just hang out. Go climb a tree. Go fucking throw the football around. Go do some mischievous shit, but you just go. Just do it.

Everything is a planned event. You're taking your pictures. You're posting it on social media. You're trying to keep up with the other mom who goes here and does that. And then – and that's fine if you want to do all that shit. But then you don't get to complain about it all the time because that's – you're just making your own problems. I think the – that's hugely important that – like I actually like very recently learned that. It's just like – like I used to just run, run, run, run, run, run, run, run.

And it is, like, this weekend I leave the apartment. Bro, the other day. It was awesome. I really have, like, a problem with eating. Like, I don't really eat breakfast in the mornings. So then I'll come in. And on a day like this, we do KFC radio. And then we do Barstool radio right after it.

I volunteered to do the rundown, which ran longer than I expected. And then I had to get out real quick to go to Keegan's practice. And it was like 95 degrees in the sun. I didn't eat. I got home and I just threw up. I violently, I took one sip of soda

to get my sugar up. Violently puked and I was like, I'm a child. I'm'm a child i forgot to eat today and i pushed myself to the point that i just puked from being awake like it wasn't like you know i ate something just like that i was like this is insane what am i doing to myself and i'm probably gonna do it again today yeah i have like three more things on the schedule today i'm probably not gonna eat but yeah you have like without, man, especially when you are a parent and you're taking care of kids and shit. Yeah, I don't even have that.

We're fucking done. Just chill. Let the kids' eyeballs bleed for a fucking night and just chill. I actually, you know, I'm sure people are like, you're a lazy parent. It's bad for the kids. I just don't. I think you're wrong. I have friends who were like that with their first kid and they were like –

The second one? The second one is like, yeah, go play with the gun. Play with the knives. Play with fire. We don't care. So as long as it's within reason, as long as you do – you are contributing enough and they are doing enough, they are getting the other things that matter, it's okay to just fucking chill. I think a lot of

families, kids would be happier and better, and husbands and wives would get along better. I think that takes the burden off in a major way that a lot of people just force upon themselves. The events are just like, stop doing kids events. Just stop. Just stop.

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And I asked her, I was like, was that for just like good luck or was that for tolls? And she said, I think it was just for good luck. And I Googled it. And apparently that's only a thing in New Jersey and New York, throwing change in a new car. And it's because of all the tolls between New Jersey and New York with bridges and tunnels and everything. So my question is, you know, outside of, I guess, KFC, has anybody else heard of that? Throwing change into a new car, like throwing it on the floor? And then, you know, if if not what is something that you always thought was normal in your area where you grew up and maybe other people in the world or country at

least don't realize it i've never heard of that you did never heard of it yeah never heard of that i guess this sounds like a italian yeah the person i learned from was the most Italian person. Hey, go to change the car in case you need to go to a toll. I saw, I don't know how to find this

because it was just a suggested video for you and it was an Italian guy watching someone pour him a martini and it was the coolest video. Not coolest, but

just like, that's a fucking guy. Wait, what was cool about it? The waiter was pouring it and he was holding his hand really high and that wasn't cool. It was just this guy's essence

where he's like, looking at his watch, he's like, can you do that? Can you do that? You look at him, not a fucking, he's like,

not a splash on me, I'm getting another one on my face. And he's like, watch him do the snap, watch him do the snap. And I was like, it wasn't,

my gut reaction wasn't anti-Italian sentiment. I was like, it wasn't my gut reaction. It wasn't anti-Italian sentiment. I was like, this guy's a fucking G. I know. There's a fine line, you know. There's a fine line between, like, cool and guinea, you know. Yeah. Because there is something to be said for, like, the Joe Pesci's of the world.

It was funny. Cool is not the right word because it was funny. It was just a good video. It was like, this guy is just the right word because it was funny. It was just a good video. This guy is just wholly himself and I like that. Yeah, I guess that's it.

It's not, I don't dislike Italians. I like people who are like faking Italian. This guy was fucking Italian. If you're a real

one, you know. If you're like, go to the store. No, but if you're like, it's not my hand. They fucking threw it. I was like, oh, yeah, go to the store. No. But if you're like, it's all I was raised. I fucking snapped my hand. I fucking blew it. It was like, I was like, this guy's a man.

But I've definitely never heard of that. But my mom did ask me about that the other day. I was talking to her last night. And she's taking a class, sociology class. And she had asked, like, do you have anything that – like, it was one of those words that people don't use. Yeah. The time you've been completely lost.

Yeah. I definitely have – there is one, and I usually have this on deck for this question because I can't remember it now. But it was being – that feeling when you're like, wait, I'm in the wrong? Or I'm in the minority and you really didn't think you were is a weird feeling. Yeah. Like I'm in the minority and you really didn't think you were is a weird feeling. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The first time that happens where you're like – when you've totally miscalculated like the answer. You know what I mean? Right. Where you're just like, oh, everyone is going to agree with me and they don't. And you're like, are you guys playing a prank on me?

Like it's so foreign that you're not right. The internet has kind of fixed it where I just know all the other words. Yeah, that does. Like, I know people don't call them sneakers. They call them tennis shoes. I know it's not. But there are ones, although it was like when even finding them out on the internet for the first time, I'm like, what? Yeah, yeah, right.

But that was 10 years ago. Yeah, so that's – I – standing up to wipe was one that I was like – Yeah, yeah, yeah. I never heard of that I was like you stand up off the toilet like with your butt cheeks like what that's disgusting

I guess we're all saying this and we don't I've never heard that one that's more like a tradition I guess it's similar. It's like how we break champagne on a new boat. Why are you saying that? That's just the one I know.

It's a new vehicle and you break champagne. Yeah, but that's – people do that, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I'm saying like that – If somebody didn't do that. Yeah, they'd be like, you break champagne on a new boat. Yeah, yeah. Right, right, right.

That's crazy. Yeah. I don't do that. Yeah, they break champagne on their boats. Yeah, right, right, right. That's crazy. Yeah. I don't know why. Dude, how about when we went fishing, the new video with Sidney Wells is out, and they gave me a banana before I got down on the boat. And I get to the boat and they're like, what are you doing? You can't take bananas on a boat. I was like, I go on boats with bananas all the time.

Why can't you not go on the boat with bananas? Is it bad luck with them? I guess, like, back in the day, spiders used to hide in bananas. And then like, I don't know if a spider got loose on the boat. Pirates are scared of spiders. You eat the banana? Yeah. But they gave you the banana first?

Yeah, like we were like walking out of the house. Did they do that like on purpose? No, I think it was just like, I think Sidney expected me to eat it before I walked down 10 steps of stairs. But they were like, what are you doing? I don't know. And then halfway through. Not halfway through. That sounds like a setup to me.

Yeah. I was like, why didn't you give me the banana then? That feels like a plant. And then like an hour into the trip, Jackie started to look sick. I'm getting seasick. And we were like, did you not take your seasick medication? And that wasn't Jackie's fault. It was just sitting on the counter. But like why would you just take a pill you saw sitting on the counter?

She wasn't out there when everyone was like take your whatever it's called. Yeah, she was trying to sabotage both of us. Yeah. All right, I was just thinking, what are signs of being dangerously horny? Like, for example, like, say you have a fenced-in backyard, and, like, you have a sudden urge to be like,

I wonder if I can jerk off out here. That'd be fun. Like, yeah, no, you don't. That's dangerously horny. You don't need to do that you don't need to jerk off in your large fenced-in yard like you don't no so what are the things that you think of that would be considered dangerously horny i mean that's i'm sure it was done intentionally it's very hilarious he's panning to what appears to be a very newly fenced yard.

I don't know. For example, say you want to fucking whack off. He's got a second one. I didn't see this one. So you've been asking the question, are there pigeons outside of the city? Well, let me tell you this. I guess when they're outside of the city, they get giant feathers on their feet. A lot of them.

The only other person I saw had pigeons in a cage was Mike Tyson, so I'm ready to call him absolutely dangerously horny. Young Mike Tyson used to have him in the Bronx. Yeah.

Like, clapped pigeons. Yeah. That man, dangerously horny. That's the guy texting at the Detroit Lions game the other day. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The guy who said, if you can't squirt, just video you pissing. That is insane. Bro, I –

I love it, by the way. Just like, hey, listen, lie to me. Just fucking run up off it. We basically know it's piss anyway. Just do it. It's more of a water flow thing for me. It's the liquid. I mean the liquids.

Oh, my God. I don't know what to say about that, man. I don't know what. What was the question? What's a dangerously horny thing? I have been at a wedding once. I was a plus one. The wedding was in South Carolina.

And I went with a friend, but, like, she was just a friend. And another girl was texting me during it being, like, dangerously horny stuff. And I was, like – I was, like, I'm literally on my knees in a pew right now. This is eternally dangerous. And I was firing him. I was fucked up. I was at a wedding. I was firing him right back.

Like, it was like I said when we talked about on Barstool Radio, the Detroit Lions guys. Like, everyone should just have a protective screen. Like, everyone should have a protective screen. But, like, I didn't at the time. And I know for sure because they brought it up to me that people were like, what were you texting about? I got to stop my knees in the pew, like holding it up.

States away. Like what we were texting about was no doubt a crime in South Carolina. I'm not even like, I'm 100% sure it was a crime. It was sodomy, for sure. I don't know the lines. I didn't bring it up. I didn't start it,

but I was not stopping it. Bro, I just know that your face was like, and you get in the zone like that. If I'm texting you, this is my face. That's why when me and Tommy did a reenactment reading of the Detroit Lions thing, and he's like, I don't think you'd say it like that. This is how I say it. I assure you.

Okay. I'm not going to stop a conversation, but, like, yeah, whatever. I wish I was there. My heart. I live in a post-sex society, post-nude society, post-sex society. My heart's not in it, man. I'll play the game, but I don't know. All right. last one.

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what's going on uh so i got an interesting question for you today you know i'm uh i'm taping this sunday uh i just listened to the most recent episode of the podcast where you guys were talking about the whole internet trend, about the whole Roman Empire. So I guess I got a funny story that leads into the question. So like last week, unfortunately, I had to put my dog down and my dog was really young. And I got these group of friends and, you know, the main friend that I know, I had told her, hey, I'm going to have to put my dog down last Sunday, just, I don't want to talk to anybody for the rest of the week, you know, like, I'll hang out with you guys on a weekend, but I just want to be alone to my thoughts and everything like that, and she was like, oh, you know, I'm sorry, it's all good, right, and she was

like, all right, cool, and, you know, two days later, after I had said expressly to her, like, tell everybody, just don't text me, don't call me. She just texted me middle of the night. Hey, how often do you think about the Roman Empire? And I just kind of texted her back. I was like, somewhat often, you know, like, why are you asking me? And she was just like, oh, it was for a class. And I didn't know it was an Internet trend at the time. So I just kind of brushed it off. But I was also like, yo, that's kind of like messed up, like not. Hey, I'm sorry you had to kill your dog yesterday. That was only like a year old.

You know, F that. I just need to know about this Internet trend and then I'm going to lie to you about it. So I guess my question is, do you like have somebody in your life, whether that be like a friend or like a relative that just is like completely like socially blind to what's going on in your life and they just would need a question answered or something like that that's just like socially blind as to like i don't really care about this major life event that's going on to you right now but i just need an answer to this real quick just because like it's an internet i just want to know i am socially blind at all times i'd rather not talk about it the Socially blind is a great term. I think that person is necessary as well. I always use the example of my best friend. His dad died when we were in high school, and me and my buddy went up to be with him.

And my buddy was very much a let's talk guy. I'm like a nothing even happened guy. Right. And I think that's a good balance. It's a good cop, bad cop. I think you need both. Yeah. But the, I, hopefully you have someone else in your life who's like, let's talk about your dog.

Yeah. I'm like, let's never talk about that dog ever again. Right. Right. No, I get that. Oh, let's just pretend things are normal. And it's not like, like, I am aware. I'm not socially blind.

But you gotta, you gotta know, like, it sounds like if you got the, if you get the opposite from the wrong person. Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's like, what the fuck, dude? So this guy clearly thought of this girl as someone who would be like, I'm so sorry to hear about your dog. And he gets the text and he goes, oh, here's the condolences text. And instead it's an internet trend. He's got to be like, what the fuck, man? So you've got to know who you're socially blind with and who you're socially, you know what I mean? Right, right. The – this is my buddy's mom, by the way.

That's weird. His dad was dead too. Bro, what? His mom did that. His dad does that. He does these things sometimes. And I just always look to you. I feel like Paz is my barometer.

Like that was weird, right?, that was weird, right? Like, that was crazy, right? I knew it was complicated. The, yeah, I think I, it's, there are times where you're like, like, I've had that happen, too, where, like, that person, and you kind of throw your hands up, and you're like, ah, all right, whatever. Like, what are you, a dickhead? Ah, no, you're you. Okay. too, where, like, that person, and you kind of throw your hands up, and you're like, ah, all right, whatever. Like, what are you, a dickhead? Ah, now you're you.

Okay. Right, right, right, right. Yeah, it's just like that's, they don't mean to, you know. As long as, you got to give it a little bit of thought as far as, like, what the intention behind it was. Yeah, yeah. Speaking of literally nothing, you think you look like Jersey Jerry? Yeah, what the fuck, Jack? This is the podcast of low self-esteem, and that was ridiculous.

Okay, that... Once I posted that, I was like, okay, maybe I see myself differently. I mean, for those who don't know, Jersey Jerry tried to do a prank on Dave this past weekend where he dressed up like a woman, and Jackie said, wait, why do I look like Jersey?

Jerry dressed up as a woman. I also got a few tweets that said like, is this Jackie? And I was kind of like, did you really? Yeah. But I was like, I see it. Like, I don't blame you. I mean, people are the worst. But like, that's the meanest thing you can say.

Yeah. That's just crazy. That's just crazy. Did you say it in a way like, I mean, like I part where I was like, okay. I mean like I obviously – What? Maybe pre-nose job. I don't know. No, I was going to say like now that I've had the nose job, I obviously know I don't like look like that. Yeah, that's what's kind of cool about when you get – same thing as like losing weight.

You could be like, I was a fat fuck. You can talk bad about yourself and people can make jokes because you no longer look like that. But it's still offensive. But it's like, yeah, but I don't look like that. I don't actually think that I look like that. I see some similarities. You know what we call that? Self-awareness. One of the best traits a person can have.

All right, let's get into our interview with Country Wayne. Country Wayne. This show started in 2012. It's been a minute. Yeah. Media wear blew up. Yeah, man. It's been good for us.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's a great shirt, dude. I like that. Dude, we'll get the compliments out of the way. You smell delicious. Smell great. You look great. You walked in here, I was like,

whoa, this whole place smells different. Look at this place. It's not exactly the cleanest, it doesn't smell the best. You, you, you raised the value a lot right now. You remember how I was raised up in the projects.

Damn it. Fucking, we got section eight in the fucking studio here. God damn it. That's, that's a great story though, man, to come from that and then have a Netflix special

It's got to be a It's a wild ride right? It's a wild ride man Where are you from originally? I'm from Georgia Millon, Georgia Small town man What do you know about Noonan?

Noonan? Yeah I know about that town Do you? Yeah I'm smaller than that though Are you? The town I'm from Got one red light

Two red lights Two red lights Where you live now You got one of those Try that in a small town towns? Yeah. It was like 3,000 people. 3,000 people?

Jeez. Dude, well, let me tell you what. If you're ever looking for an apartment in Noonan. This guy randomly bought real estate in Noonan. Did it work out? No. Of course not. Of course not.

He got something like a family friend sold him on. It's 45 minutes from the airport. Bro, up and coming community. Real easy commute. Just if you're wondering, you're out there. Random man. And where's home now? I stay in Atlanta.

LA also. I feel like Atlanta had its coming out party too over the last decade or so. Music, entertainment, everything kind of became a hub. It was always there, but on a national scale, I feel like a lot of people. The sauce is there, but New York and L.A. still has the business. I still go to L.A. to handle all the business in New York. But L.A., I mean, Atlanta got a lot of talent and creative minds there. There's some big studio down there, right?

TBS's studio down there, right? TBS Studios there, right? Yeah. It's one of the streaming services. Somebody records that. I don't know. Whatever. Anyway. And this is your debut Netflix, right?

Yeah, man. First special period. Oh, wow. Yep. Straight to the show, dude. No YouTube. No nothing. We're going right to Netflix.

Yeah. It's my first stand-up. I came up doing skits on social media, so I'm the first one out of the social media people to have a Netflix special. Hell yeah. I love that because I feel like it's like anything else where coming up on the internet,

it was almost looked down upon. We were writers. We were blogging. And so journalists were always like, ugh, the blogs. they're not real journalists and meanwhile like we're funnier better we got more connections now we get better scoops like everything you know and and it's like yeah you have to like there was a real force to be reckoned with and i think the same thing with with like internet skits and comedy uh short form comedy comedy on the internet. That shit's where it's at now, man. Yeah, hey, man, it's where it's at.

You know, people try to ignore it, but, man, that social media, it's the new thing, man. You know, it's one of those things, you know, you can't put new wine in old skin. It's the new wine, new skin, and either people get with it. But the old formula, you still have to stick to the art, and that's what I understood by stand up did you have a

like single like a specific skit or something that blew you up first skit that blew up was when you had to fake

like you like your girlfriend's cooking so it was one of those relatable topics that skit went universal every race of people. I was going to say, that feels more like you had to fake a white girl's cooking.

Yeah. So it hit everybody. So then I knew. But I started 2014. I started September and I went by October. Oh, wow. So right away you had to. Oh, yeah.

I already knew. I already knew what to do. So this whole thing is just light work for you. Yeah, it's like high school. You know what to wear. You know how to walk through, how to get attention. You know how to park your car and tilt it a little bit to catch people's attention. So it's the same things we learned in high school.

You just apply it to this massive, big high school. Yeah. And now it's like every high school in the world is connected, and we all flying in the air. Let me go to this high school. Let me go to New York real quick. Yeah, that's wild. The internet, man. When I was a kid, I was excited i was i was excited right i'm 35 yeah so i mean you were early mid 20s on the come up on the internet and were you making money uh i was i had nightclubs nightclubs

but like at that point oh no social media yes no i didn't make money on social media to be honest i started on it's probably just, Facebook and Twitter back then? Man, I was on Facebook then. But making, I started touring like 2016, 15 for real. So it took me a year to start making a little $5,000 a show. And that's stand-up or that's some sort of like. That was stand-up. I was hosting and stuff.

I wasn't where I'm at now. Right. But I didn't actually start making money off it until after the pandemic of monetizing content right right right the pandemic that's where like the the pandemic for better or worse just the truth of it all if you were on the internet and and honing your craft and like getting better and shit the pandemic was the time man it was like oh we got the whole audience now the whole audience i tell, they try to do it now. It's cool.

But if you didn't catch that pandemic, it's like, man. You ever get guilty about that? Yeah. I'm like, yo, can we get another one of those? It actually wasn't as crazy for us because Barstool, we have a lot of commuters, a lot of people who listen in the gym. A lot of the shit that went away, people were like, oh, I don't listen as much anymore. But if you were like TikTok,

Instagram, social media, it was... It was crazy. Man, I never made that much money in my life. And I still make more. It took that business. It took me... It took everything, man.

Because I don't edit. I love that. I just shoot videos. I love that. I can shoot... I shot like 100 what i shot 140 videos last month last month 158 yeah and i don't wait forgive me i haven't seen many of them are these are are um skits like scripted or you just three minutes three minutes and i come

up with ideas like you know i got a storyline it's a whole business now man yeah i bet now you can't just like let it flow you gotta have a storyline. It's a whole business now, man. Yeah, I bet now you can't just let it flow. You got to have a whole system. It's a whole system, man. But it's crazy. I don't have to be there anymore, for real. I probably have to work six days a month, and I make what I make online. God, six days a month? Six days a month.

Are we rich-rich now? What's rich-rich? I've been trying to figure out. I asked my sister. I'll tell you what I've been trying to figure out. How much does the chain cost? How much do we have? The Jesus Poppin' chain.

It's about 60. No, this is about. Oh, you're rich, Richard. Wait, $60,000? Yeah, the whole chain. It's probably about 60. Yeah, about 70 grand. What's the amount of jewelry on right now?

Oh, 70, 80. About 120 grand. I'll throw a rich rich there. Oh, yeah. Watch. You got $200,000 on your body right now, dude. Yeah. Bro, I'll trade you the apartment for the ring straight away.

Good. Dude, that's amazing. Dude, it must be. Bro, I bought that place a tornado hit like the next day. Hey, man. You just stopped me from investing in my hometown i was thinking about i was like man we get all the real estate that was it was divine to come here because yeah yeah yeah if you send some texts like yo back out of there if you just bartered for a pinky ring that would have been amazing i'd sign the title here it is and then you got

a fucking fat pinky ring worth 40 grand or some shit that's amazing i love it man i know i know you know people get touchy around money and you got to be classy about it oh no i share i share man you know i make you know what i'm saying and i share because i want people to realize where i come from you can do other things besides sure rapping or negative things that i did growing up man you know i spent man i spent but it cost me 200 to make this money now i might spend 250 200 250 but then i make six or 700 you know what i'm saying right right you know a month yeah yeah i mean you make six seven hundred a month and you paused on Rich Rich? Yeah, yeah That's like Cristiano Ronaldo money

Well, you know, it is funny though It's all relative I got a whole village What is Father's Day like for you, bro? Nothing It's all the other days of the year you gotta worry about Yeah, my kids, bro They bought me a car and I appreciate it

Zari and Melissa and all this Wow I mean, that's, you know But the mother How old are they? They're not buying you a car, bro. Yeah. The youngest three bought me.

Well, not the youngest three, but three of the youngest four bought me. They bought me cars. Bro, you're getting multiple cars. I got a macaroni fucking, you know, picture from school. That's what I get. Yeah. I said cards. Yeah.

Multiple, man. Oh, they loved you enough to put the macaroni on there. That's amazing. get. Yeah, I said carts. Yeah. Multiple, man. Oh, they loved you enough to put the macaroni on there. That's amazing. I cannot imagine. No, I got two kids

and I'm divorced and that is enough to juggle. I don't know how you do it, bro. I got divorced too. Yeah. And my marriage certificate,

I don't know where it's at, but the divorce certificate, I got to hang it up in a frame. No, seriously. It's framed. Are you going to marry once? Yeah.

You ever see that picture of Nicole Kidman after she got divorced? No. It's her. Honestly, you've probably seen the picture of her. You just don't know it's her. She's sitting like that? Yes, exactly. She's walking out of her divorce lawyer's apartment and just got divorced from Tom Cruise.

And she's like, golly, her arm's out. Especially if you get divorced from Tom Cruise, you're literally being set free yeah it's not just a regular divorce yeah that chick is crazy I tell everybody that's the trick you got hey I had to because my lawyer was like don't talk to her right now I broke the rules I said listen man I figured out the game these lawyers think I'm Kevin Hart it ain't like that did my lawyer give you the offer? And I called my lawyer. I'm like, hey, you didn't offer what I told her to offer, man. Give her the money, man. Yeah.

Because I had did the math. I'm like, y'all, the lawyer's going to win. Can I ask what a lawyer's fee? I watched a lawyer movie the other night. And the lawyer, it was like a lawsuit. And he's like, you guys get 60%. I get 40%. I was like, it's that kind of split?

Wait, get? What do you mean get? Like when the lawsuit settled, when they won, he's like, you guys get 60%, I get 40%. Is that like that? Mine's just like $500 an hour. Oh, okay. So I don't know. I mean, that might be different if it's like a thing that you're fighting for.

I always lose. It's different than than money per hour. When I owned a nightclub, the lawyer was talking to me on the phone. And I'm like, man, he was talking to me. I was like, man, am I talking too much? He's like, no, man. Keep talking. You know what I'm saying?

I talk. When I got that lawyer bill, he was charging me for every conversation. Second. Dude, my lawyer is very – he actually does a lot of internet content. He actually just like last month uh went he did some i think he did a podcast appearance and it went like mega viral he's like i'm getting stopped in the streets by guys who are like i'm going through a divorce and like you're helping me whatever but so he's very you know he's like he does all this shit so he talks a lot and he

has a lot of like um he uses a lot of like euphemisms and these like one-liners and these analogies and they're all-liners and these analogies and they're all very poignant and i'm always like oh word like that yeah that makes sense but i'm like fuck just stop no let's wrap this conversation up let's go let's go let's go he'll always text me be like yeah that one was you know we were just talking and shit like we're fine i'm not charging you for that one it's the retainer that gets you though i like five hundred dollars is one thing but it's ten thousand dollar clips yeah so Yeah. So I just got to put up $10,000. And then if we don't go through that, I will get that money back.

That has not happened yet. I've gone through it several times now. I wish I was your lawyer. Right? Shit. He sounds like a stripper. He kind of is. One song, two songs.

Dude, I thought we were just talking. What the fuck? How much do I owe you? I thought you liked me. But they think it'd be more than what it... My brother accidentally made a $500,000 deposit. It wasn't a real $500,000 deposit. It was a $50,000 check from a company club.

He actually didn't appreciate it too much. Oh, no. So this is why we were married. The boys, they trying to find out. No, he had money. He put $500,000 in there one time. Like, man, that was a mistake, man. Oh, man.

Dude, they pull out all the stops. Dude, it's a little typo. It's crazy, dude. Yeah, that retainer hits, and it's like, god damn it. We're still doing this. This is actually a counseling session. It makes you funnier, though. I mean, it's funny.

It gives me a lot of material. So you do stand up also no no no no but we do the podcast and I do internet videos too we do live podcasts but we don't do stand up and Barstool is amazing man

thank you bro it's crazy how long has Barstool been around the founder Dave started it in 2004 did he have this vision yeah he did actually and we used to make

fun of him because there's one famous video this is probably 2014 13 yeah i was going to say 12 yeah 12 yeah mid 2010s ish um he was like there are companies having board meetings right now saying how can we be more like barstool and me and the other guy on the show with him were like, do you think people want to be like us? Because at the time, well, it was very similar. We were in a messy room, and it was just like, get out of here. Fast forward another 10 years, and it was a $600 million purchase. I guess it worked out, man. Dude, this man sold the company for $600 million,

and then got it back for $1. Hey, man. Hustler, dude. Rock and roll cousin something. Wow. Wait a minute. I used to always say, I was like, this guy is funny. I don't know how good of a businessman he is, though.

And $600 million, $601 million, and $1 later, I was like, yeah, he's a good businessman. He knows what he's doing. Yeah, yeah. Crazy, dude. Yeah, it's crazy. but it's wild to see how much money is in this game because like I think

it's a lot of money in this game did people used to ask you I remember when we were blogging they were like that's your oh that's your job that's what you

what do you do for work what do you do for money I'm like bitch this is what I do yeah people used to ask man but they um people didn't follow me starting to figure it out

because I seen it when i first when i got off the internet when i the pandemic hit i was like hold up when i made 30 000 in one month i'm like oh it's over i seen the moon and i feel like i just feel like this game gonna keep going up because my goal was if i get a thousand videos up and they at least make generate a thousand or two thousand a day there's the math right i'm like they just make i mean a dollar a day i'm a dollar per video i'm like man you know you get that content build it's like a conglomerate of uh so i just had the vision man but i just see i just see this game this new media game

with the ad money and all that because it's going towards the internet because everybody's eyes are there so the ad or the vision this i feel like this, the video, I feel like it's just going to go nuts, man. Yeah, I think people would say it's already gone nuts. No, no, no. I think we're just on the surface. No, we're just on the surface. Yeah. Because we're still in the phones.

We're watching these phones. So it's like, man, I think it's about to go. Everybody who got a piece of this business and understands it, even information of it, it's going to be like the new billion a piece of this business and understands it, even information of it, is going to be like the new billionaires and millionaires for real. That would be nice. We'll take that. First thing I'm doing is buying a chain.

You're going to see him wearing a Jesus Poppin' chain. Imagine if you were wearing a Jesus Poppin' chain. Bro, I went to Catholic school, man. I can wear a Jesus Poppin' chain. Yo, you see the news today that Mexico unveiled aliens? Hold up. Nah, man. Hold up.

Wait a minute. Let me show you this. Wait, you haven't seen it? No, like, is this real? Well, this is literally an alien expert stood before Congress in Mexico. Take that, you know. So what are the aliens doing? They can't be that done and get caught by a human.

Well, this is another kicker. Do you know they said it's a thousand years old? Pretty well preserved. Yeah. Yeah. Yes, this morning. This morning, yeah. Looks like fucking E.T., man.

I love the time when he was there. I think this is a science project, man. I'm not. Look at that. This guy, apparently, the guy talking has had a lot of conspiracy theories, and he's been proven wrong before. So I think this guy's just a hustler. You believe in aliens?

Yeah, I believe in them. I believe we've been watching. One thing I have been believing in They say we're in a What you call it? A ferment? It's like a glass bowl kind of Like in a dome? Like we're in an experiment?

Yeah, we're in a dome And I'm starting to believe that I'm like, yeah We gotta be in a dome, man Why do you think we're in a dome? I just feel like, man I just feel like we get watched man it's like we like there's no way that this is the world we were just having this discussion

he doesn't believe in any of this shit and me and my producers get like we we we don't know what to think he's just like he's like who cares just sit on the couch and watch tv but i'm like why where are we what's going on why is this happening i think it's like hunger games and everybody you'll find out something you'd be like oh i didn't even know that you you eat dates and they give you the natural sugar like you know what i'm saying so it's like i think life that's why you say bro and it's like life hacks out here that um that certain bread make you bloated and if you get out of bread you lose 10 pounds it's's like, man, I think life— Bro, you just learned about a diet.

That's all. Because I'm vegan. But Hunger Games, you remember the movie Hunger Games? I'm like, the movies that hit big, I feel like it's always some subconscious truth in them. That part, yeah. Yeah, because Hunger Games, you know how you need this, and it let old girls sleep in the tree for a minute. So I think they're watching and i think our ancestors are betting on us and they try and they're trying to talk to us

and it's like who's listening the most but then you got to keep your temper clear depending on what you ate that day depending on who you was with did they have a bad spirit today you might hear the spirit a little bit more hey i'm starting to believe that we can't be the smartest yeah we humans well do so then do you believe in ghosts? Ghosts? Oh, for sure, man. I don't see all kinds of ghosts. People ain't gonna believe this. I don't know. But I know gay ghosts

for sure. My brother was in my nephew room. My nephew gay. My nephew was gone. We stayed to my auntie house. He was in my nephew room and he came out that morning and I was like auntie's house And he was in my nephew's room And he came out that morning I was like what's wrong

Like he was shaking He was like man And they had their way with me I was like who He said some ghost That brother right there The ghost was all night He said

He couldn't get up He would go to the bathroom Look in the mirror He would go to sleep for 45 minutes somebody'd have him pinned down he said it was

multiple man he got raped by a gay ghost he got on a train run on him by the ghost brother that morning his eyes were red

he was sitting like this he was like I started coming over to you man but I ain't got no I said don't bring him in don't bring that

spirit in man we've had another producer the ghosts are we've we got a producer who said she got No, I said, don't bring him in. Don't bring that spirit in, man. We've had another producer. The ghosts are – We got a producer who said she got – She said a ghost came down from the ceiling and just pinned her down. And I'm sitting here like, I don't know what you guys are talking about. But, all right. What would you do if you bought a house and you started to see some, like, four, five, six things that are nothing crazy, but just, like, that's out of place.

That thing moved. That window's open. That door, you know, shit like that. Nowadays, it's weird. I'd probably try to monetize it. Straight up. So, straight up, I – so this is happening to me. I bought this house.

It's very old. It looks like it's going to be haunted. And a couple things happened that I really truly could not explain. But I started talking about it on the show. And I was like, I'm never going to sell this bitch because everyone hears that it's fucking haunted. And I was like, no, I'm not going to sell it. I'm going to do like – I'm going to charge and ghost hunters can come and stay in the house and scan it and go look you know so if you're really into ghosts come to my crib because there's you know there's some paranormal shit going on i was like i'm gonna make i might

just do that anyway yeah it is it's a weird thing when uh when like your life just kind of becomes work it's like oh i can i can make money off of this or make money off of that. And maybe you don't succeed, but the thought of like, if I eat this food on camera, I can make money. If I play this game on camera, I can make money. It's the money. It's the new way, man. The fact that you can just film us for three minutes right now on my page, on your guy's page, it's going to make at least $700.

It's just amazing. You know, this guy, I sold drugs before. Ain't nothing like this. Drug dealers need to stop. At this point, this is the drug. This phone is a new dope business. It's a new dope business. You live like you can live.

And it gives you time and money. You know what I'm saying? So it's like it's i couldn't believe it man my agency and all that i remember ca man my agency man when i told him nobody thinking my manager at the time i was like nobody's never gonna pay attention to those little skits man all right bro i see that guy should be fired oh yeah i did yeah good good he got fired you know what i'm saying because that's not smart. I seen it, though. I was like, man, this is the new way. If you can

make money at home, so everything is a write-off now. And you can use the world for free. Because if I got a big camera... Everything is your set. Walmart going to charge me $20,000, but if I got this phone, you could use Walmart.

You could use the trees over there talk over there it's like man it's this world here bro i think eventually if you're creative they're gonna start making your cell phone bills like 25 000 a month oh you know what i think don't put that out there yeah he's wrong don't mind because i want a deal i don't know what it is you know saying um to apple out there you know the black african-american you know if you use a black card be like you show how black people came up but you know they're starting that shit because like if you want to promote your your your shows or your dates or whatever on like instagram they suppress the shit out of that because they want you to buy their advertising you know so they're already starting to pull the

strings a little bit so why would they not eventually be like, oh, if you make money with this, we're taxing this shit because we got to get our cut. That's scary. That's scary. That is some Hunger Games shit. That's when it becomes, you know, the government's in control. It's going to definitely become. We're just at the beginning of it. But, man, this business is about to blow up because advertising, you got to think about it.

They are figuring it out. Because I was, you know, Instagram TV, I was doing ads on there too. I was making like $70,000 a month. And they were like, but everybody couldn't do it. So they stopped it because they want everybody to put up their content three minutes or better to get those ads through. So I feel like the advertisers got a bunch of money waiting for Instagram, I mean, meta, but the creator's doing content that's too short.

Right. Because I told him, I was on the phone with him. I said, man, y'all just give me $100 million, man. I'll show everybody. Give me $100 million. It's easy. Just laugh. But IGTV got shut down because you need people to be able to do it on a cell phone.

Yeah. I mean, you know, sometimes those numbers get thrown around and we laugh or something. got shut down because you need people to be able to do it on a cell phone. I mean, sometimes those numbers get thrown around and we laugh or something, but there's so much to be made, and if you're the right person to make it, there's somebody out there that's like, alright, yeah, $100 million, fine.

I mean, when Barstool sold, our founder took me to lunch and was like, so the company sold, and I was like, so the company sold. And I was like, wow. And we were always hoping for it to be $100 million. And it was $600 million. I remember at the time going, this company must be fucking stupid.

So like, what? So did you still have to do everything you were doing to run it? Yeah. Well, they were cool. They came in and they're a casino company. And they started an online sports book where you could bet. But the key of Barstool is like the shows and the people doing what they do. So if you buy it and then change it, it would be stupid because –

So everybody keeps their job. Yeah. They were like, we want you to do you and keep doing you. And so we never really changed anything. The guys who did gambling content, there's certain rules, government rules, regulations. You can't say this. You can't say that because it's, you know, whatever.

But we just fucking, we was doing the same thing. I've been asking myself that. I was talking to my assistant today. How do you know how much your business is worth, right? Because, you know, in real estate estate i do it times 10 like you know whatever you get per rent per time i don't know how i go like yeah but there's certain numbers like this i wonder how do you know how much i wonder how much is my company worth yo that that is another thing because i i feel like we're probably all underpaid from wherever you work

or whatever your sponsors are paying you know what i mean because yeah because i i I bet you they're – you're happy with whatever they're paying you, but they're on the other side going like, oh, we got this shit for a steal because we're making ten times that. Yeah. I just feel like those guys – So if a company makes $7 million, right, I wonder how much is that company worth. Right. I think they – I don't know where I'm getting this from,

but I feel like I've heard it before. I think when you said it's ten, I think it's three years revenue. Three. Three years revenue. Three years revenue. So we found out the hard way. I don't know. We had $200 million a year in revenue.

And I was like, damn, that's fucking crazy. We had $212 million a year of expenses. So we were losing a million dollars a month. Wait, you said 200 a year revenue? Pretty close to my 600. My three. Yeah, there you go. Yeah. That's right. Yeah, so it's a month. Wait, you said 200-year revenue? Pretty close to my 600, my 300. Yeah, there you go. That's right.

Yeah, so it's a three. That's three. But I would have thought if we have a $200 million revenue per year company, I was like, we should be worth billions. But we got rent and a lot of payroll and this and that, so we were losing a million dollars a month. Those numbers to me just blow my mind. Yeah. I can't even wrap my head around it.

Well, it's worth it, though. It's to get the number up. That main number, that's the main thing. And so are you like touring and tickets and all that is, I mean, I'm sure you're making money and you're doing well off that, but that's not really your true bread and butter? No, that was the bread and butter before, but it's back to the bread and butter. It's both now.

Bread and the butter. Yeah, that's torn because, you know, I just got my – I charge a lot now. You know what I mean? Like a major city, like I've got one coming up, I'm going to get like $170,000 for one show. You know what I mean? But that's not in every city It's got to be a major market

Wait What are you charging Like who are you charging that The promoter Promoter Yeah So you're not just Selling tickets

Like it's Yeah that's a show But I go to that city And make that anyway Because I did a tour Of Live Nation Major cities You know

You do 3,000 seats You walk out there 100 and some change Okay But touring is still that It's that balance You know touring is still that balance. You know, touring is still that, you know, get that chick that night. See, to me, though, like, I see a lot of the comics that I know who are wealthy now, and they still are on their grind flying to fucking Idaho, you know?

They ain't worth it. Yeah. And especially, like, for someone like yourself, you came from, like you said, I just have my phone. I'm on the couch. I can use the trees outside and the Walmart outside. I don't need to go anywhere. So when you tour, are you just going to major cities? Yeah, I'm going to do a 30-city tour in March.

I just did a 30-city tour this first quarter, and I'm doing it again in March. It's called the King of Hearts Tour. But yeah, I tour because it's just like the brick and mortar money, but this is the bread and butter now. Before COVID, touring was my bread and butter. But now, I got to make it like a million and it's on touring. But then social media came when I got during COVID. But touring is still that thing you just go out there and, you know,

it's that brick and mortar money. It's my money. Yeah, I mean, it's also good to have both because, like, if something like the pandemic hits and touring goes away, and if you only have touring. Yeah, because I was broke during the pandemic, man. I had like $100,000 and my bills were $70,000. So within a month, I was down to somehow $13,000 credit cards maxed out. I had bought me.

I even started selling the tee that females sell. I was about to sell Nutriburst. I had started my link tree and everything. I had got me a truck, a box truck. I was country way and was going to be pulling up to Amazon. Hey, man, let me get a picture, man. You're doing a skit. Yeah, I'm doing a skit, all right.

You got the packages? But, man, hey. You're great. The SBA loan came through, so they gave me a time. And then I started doing the stuff. Hey, man, these skits. And I seen the way. But I was broke, man.

For real. I was down $13,000, man. Those bills will add up when you got you know like you said a village to take care of yeah cause

the pandemic hit if you wasn't doing what you guys doing the touring people like us man it just stopped that money it was like

zero and I was like man I'd never put myself in this position again right I mean it's like a one in a zillion chance but I don't know

but it still happened yeah I think and to be honest I think when it's like a one in a zillion chance, but I don't know. But it still happens again. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I think, and to be honest, I think when it did that, people thought the world went back to where it was, but it really didn't. It went back to digital. If you're not making money digital some kind of way. Yeah. It came back, but along with that was a whole new version of.

This the real Bitcoin. The digital has become digital real estate, man. Are you in on any of that crypto stuff? Oh, no. the digital has become digital real estate man are you in on any of that crypto stuff oh no I'm a country boy man I can't I don't trust nothing

I gotta touch it I gotta see it I gotta touch it to see it I'm straight I can't no man the bitcoin

I think like the idea of money being digital just like everything went digital I could see that happening, but the NFT wave was crazy. That was great.

And that shit truly was just like a bubble. Like, I mean, those guys like Logan Paul bought, you know, monkeys for fucking $75,000 that are now worth like literally zero. Yeah. And,

and it's like, wow. It's like, no, not wow. Of course it was worth zero back then too. It's fucking. Nah,

but it was fun. I mean, I remember, I remember I, and I still believe this. It was worth zero back then, too. It's fucking – No, but it was fun. It was. I mean, I remember – and I still believe this. Like if there's a market for something, I'll try to sell it. Yeah. Yeah. I thought it was stupid. We had a day where we just did – we all went in. The whole company went on stock.

It's terrible, but it was a fun day. Safe moon. Safe moon. Yeah, we picked a shitty crypto coin. It was the most fun I had during the pandemic. And I had a lot of fun the whole time. Here we go. Press buy. We were running around. It was like most fun I had during the pandemic. We were like, here we go. Press buy. We were running around.

It was like one day on Wall Street. It was exciting. I still owe you a grand. I still owe you a thousand dollars for that. It's exciting, man. Look, I'm not going to sit here and let everyone shit talk about NFTs. Bitcoin. I got

not Bitcoin, but I got a bunch of nonsense. I mean, Hogecoin. If Hogecoin ever hits like a half a penny, I have like $100 million. But it's worth like a thousandth of a penny. It's the fakest shit in the world. I just didn't trust it because I'm like, if everybody's talking about it, I just felt like content is the new thing.

If you own some content, it's the new currency. You don't even need money anymore. It's really the currency. Well, you need money. You need money. You know what I mean?

Yeah, of course. It's the currency. And they don't pay you until the next month, so y'all would keep a month in the hole, so y'all would keep money. I just feel like content is the new way And so

Your family situation All these women get along or no? Yeah they get along I can't even get along with one Multiple man Everybody's good now Everybody's just peaceful you know money helps that or like like was it is it money like a money thing like i'm taking care of

everyone and it's good or was it yeah i take care about those kids in the house they got to live a certain way everybody got nice houses everybody got nice cars i had to balance it out and when they see everybody living good it's hard to be mad with some money in your pocket you see what uh deon sand Sanders did yesterday? He posted his kid, and he was – I'm not sure which son it was, but one of his kids did something admirable, and he was like, congratulations, right now you are my number one kid. And he ranked all of his kids one through five.

He flat out had like – I think his other name is Shiloh. Shiloh Sanders is my number five kid Right now I think he's like Fucking around But the internet Had a You know Felt a way about that

Being like You can't rank your kids I'm like yo People don't say it They got favorite kids Oh yeah You got favorites Oh yeah

What dictates that What dictates I think it's the one That believe The ones that believe In you the most Yeah Or the ones that

The ones that buy you cars Yeah That would be my favorite They're the ones that listen Like mine's like It's the one that believe the ones that believe in you the most yeah the ones that was up by you cars that would be the ones that listen like mine's like it's the ones that listen whoever's listening at the moment i'm like this kid because i feel like i got the attention to put them ahead because i'm putting what i know when a child don't listen i'm like oh my god you got the devil in you today just like your mama my daughter said to me yesterday i showed up I was taking my son To his baseball game And she was staying

And I came in My son runs over And hugs me And they start playing again And she just looks at me And she goes Isn't it crazy That I haven't given you

A hug yet I was like Let me cry for a second And then be like What the fuck Seven years old dude Yeah Grow up fast dude

Grow up fast It sounds. Grow up fast. It sounds unbelievable what you're doing, dude. Yeah, yeah. I appreciate it. It's unbelievable what you guys are doing. I mean, at 35, too, you got, you know, that's early to be a Netflix special, a whole internet thing, a whole tour. I mean, you're doing it all, dude. Kids are pushy, man.

Yeah. You got 10 kids. All jokes aside, it's like, I bet if you were just a single guy, no bills, no responsibility, no kids, you're not as – Like you said, you had 70 in bills. You got to make – I would have been a little lazy. Yeah. If I didn't have all those kids, nah.

Kids, they made me creative. And they part of my business now because I do a lot of content with them. Right, right, right. They get a little taste of the money? Yeah, I get a little – I mean, I know you buy them stuff, but they can check every month oh really they get a they get a guaranteed check every month how old is your oldest um tony 18 he went to college wow you know what i'm saying he got getting like 5k a month tamar get like four you know i mean 18 years old getting 5k a month that's a dream come true yeah everyone tamar shoot one year one of his videos did about $40,000.

His money for that year made it one video. Unbelievable, bro. How about you have some kids? You'd be more creative. I don't know. Come on, it'd be so fun. You're funny as is. Imagine if you had a few kids. Yeah. Guys who play Alamone and Child Support,

we want to join everybody. Come down here with us. Come feel it, man. You look too free over there. Skin glowing. I wonder why his skin glowing. I say, you single, man? Oh, my God.

That's why my skin's glowing here. That's why I'm a care in the world, bro. I'm a care in the world. No kids, just like you just. I got all the time in the world for skin care routines. Hey, man. You look so free to us right now. You don't even know it.

Bro, there are so many times where I'm telling my stories on the podcast, and he's telling his, and they are fucking opposite ends of the world. And every now and then, we cross. Every now and then, I'm doing some stupid shit, and he's got to be an adult. And I'm like, all right. But for the most part, I'm like, what are you doing? He's like, I don't know, nothing. Whatever I want to do Or not to do I'm like

No schedule Not Yeah you don't have a schedule Except for this Like there's nothing On your calendar How does that feel man Oh it's amazing

So I was What I'll say He appreciates it Like he gets it There's some people Who don't understand How good they have it Dude some of them

I was going to dinner With some of my friends On Thursday night Last Thursday And it was raining And they were like We don't understand how good they have it. Dude, I was going to dinner with some of my friends on Thursday night, last Thursday, and it was raining. And they were like, we don't usually work that much on Fridays. So they were like, ah, let's push it to Friday. What do you got going on? And I was like, bro, I'm free until Monday at noon.

On a 72-hour weekend. I got nothing going on. Whatever. Sure. It's crazy, man. Well, congrats on everything. The special is out the 19th, I think it is. Yeah, the 19th. September 19th I think it is yeah the 19th

September 19th Woman's Prayer on Netflix so congrats man keep it moving thank you so much man I appreciate you guys for just bringing me

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