KFC Radio - Former Barstool Employee Hired a Troll Farm Against Us? - Full Episode

Episode Date: August 6, 2024

Timecodes: 0:00 Start 01:54 Robert Kennedy and the d*ad bear story 09:04 Going to teh movies alone 13:00 Former Barstool Employee Hired a Troll Farm Against Us? 45:12 Game of Thrones Fina...le Sucked 52:57 Simone Biles beats the Twisties 59:15 Noah Lyles wins by a torso 01:02:54 Imane Khelif (Algerian Boxer debate) 01:06:47 Video Voicemails LINKS: (58:50) Simone Biles First Pitch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzIv2nNfyBU +++++++++++++++++++++ PRESENTED BY MANGO SHOTTA: Stay Spicy with Mango Shotta https://www.mangoshotta.com/ Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code KFC for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Helium Mobile: Get 1 month FREE with code KFC at https://hellohelium.com/kfc Bilt: Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to https://joinbilt.com/KFC.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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Starting point is 00:02:00 know it was it was the real deal um well hang on before we get into that okay i got one thing i want to say i think we as a country need to make sure that robert kennedy can like run for president forever are you talking about the dead bear thing bro i just posted a video on it awesomest story i've ever heard i was like like, I don't think it's a bad thing to have your political dirt be that you were playing with a dead bear in Central Park. The New Yorker ran that as some sort of bombshell. That was pretty fucking funny. He needs to be like, I don't care if we as taxpayers have to fund it. His campaign has to be able to last forever.
Starting point is 00:02:45 He's obviously never going to win. I was going to say, you don't have to fund it his campaign has to be able to last forever he's whether he's like he's obviously never gonna win i was gonna say you don't have to worry about winning it's like he has even like like next year right when we have a new president he gets the right he's still on the campaign trail he's on the campaign trail no election but you're just still campaigning because i want like new yorker and new york times reporters to always be investigating him because these are stories he apparently would never tell and he just pops up once every few months with like the most rock star story you've ever heard. Bro, how about the fact that
Starting point is 00:03:12 he was like, his people were like, we gotta get in front of the story and he's like, alright, here's what we do. Get Roseanne Barr. We're gonna get in a room, dress her up all nice, I'll talk about the dead bear in Central Park. Wait, that was Roseanne he was talking to? Yes. Yes. Oh, I didn't know that. And the whole time she's like, okay, all right. Like, where's the story going?
Starting point is 00:03:29 Even like the last story he had, like he just comes up. He just pops up and has like, again, like insanely rock star stories. Or he's like, a worm ate half my brain. You're like, what? And then this one, I mean, this one is. If you don't know the full story, he explains it. A woman, he was driving in upstate New York. A woman in front of him hits a bear.
Starting point is 00:03:54 He decides to pick up the bear and put it in his van. And he was going to go home. He's going to skin the bear and put the bear meat in the refrigerator. He said, now, in New York State, you can do that. You can tag roadkill and make it all official. Do eat bears we do bear meat i guess yeah dude see that's the point like every part of the story doesn't make any sense unless you have billions of dollars yeah every part of the story it's a side quest once you're a billionaire you're like i start playing with dead bears what do you do with bear meat though? For real? I can understand. You skin the bear. You make a rug.
Starting point is 00:04:25 What do you do with the meat? I guess he ate it. When he was like, from the fucking jump, the story, it's not that it doesn't make sense. It's just all shit you've never even heard of. Where he's like, and the voice. It's like 7 a.m. I'm going falconing with my friends in upstate. What the fuck is falconing, dude? Yeah, he goes, we're hawking. We're having such a good time. I'm going falconing with my friends in upstate. What the fuck is falconing, dude? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Starting point is 00:04:45 He goes, we're hawking. We're having such a good time. And then he's throwing in these details. He's like, so we went to dinner at Peter Luger's. Yeah, he's like, what? Was that a plug? Did you get paid for that? And then I'm at Peter Luger's so long, I realize I have to go to the airport next.
Starting point is 00:04:59 But I still got the bear in the trunk. So I decide. He's like, oh, this was like the only thing where I was like, well, that's obviously a lie. When he's like, everyone was drunk except me. Oh, yeah. But unless he's sober. Is he one of those sober guys? Yeah.
Starting point is 00:05:11 If he's sober, then he was. The way he said it was like, obviously, I wasn't drinking. But it makes me think that back in the 80s. Maybe you weren't drinking. I think RFK was doing something in the 80s. No, this wasn't in the 80s. This was 10 years ago. Oh, he said 10 years ago.
Starting point is 00:05:21 That's right. A decade ago. He was 60 years old. That's right. Also, you said 10 years ago. That's right, a decade ago. He was 60 years old. That's right. Also, I don't remember this. I got to go to the airport, and I realized I still got the bear in my trunk, so I just throw it down in the Central Park and make it look like a biker hit it. What?
Starting point is 00:05:40 I don't remember this, though. Do you? He was like, it was a huge story. There were helicopters and everyone. I feel like I would have heard of a dead bear and it looks like a bicycle. This actually reads like a pap story. One of these fake urban legends. Except I think I'm going to believe it because it's RFK.
Starting point is 00:05:58 And then Roseanne's just standing there the whole time like, okay. I realized that was Roseanne. Roseanne, good for her. She cleans up. She cleaned up yeah she cleaned up um yeah i i feel like if the new yorker thinks this is like some takedown they are mistaken they are sadly mistaken this is again it's just having generational wealth must be because everything is like why would you do that oh i was born a billionaire that's why i do it
Starting point is 00:06:22 also also it's like you understand why these guys feel like they get away with everything because they do. It's like, I don't know. I just threw a fucking dead bear in there and nobody said a word. Nobody saw me. Nobody said anything. I got away with it. The story is radical. Yeah, this is a radical story.
Starting point is 00:06:40 What really stinks, though, is that it means one of his buddies who was in on this story ratted yeah and that sucks because when you have a dead bear story with someone you have like a blood oath you have a bond for life and that means somebody ratted and told them like well and that also means though like really if if if the new yorker it's like when we get hit pieces written about us and there's really nothing new there. It's like, if this is all you got, I've been campaigning the whole time. And right before the election, you're dropping your big piece. And it's my dead bear story. All good, bro.
Starting point is 00:07:14 And he's fighting rattlesnakes and shit on Instagram. He's doing his pushups. He's awesome. If it wasn't for his goddamn voice and the fact that people think he's a complete lunatic, he would probably win. Yeah. Where does that idea come from's a complete lunatic he would probably win yeah where does that idea come from the complete lunatic yeah yeah he does think that cell phones give you brain cancer so you know i always think about the worm one too you just offered up the opinion like yeah that's like a worm ate some of my brain. Fuck yes, dude. Fuck yes, dude. If I, like, in a debate or whatever. If Ozzy Osbourne told me that, I'd be like, fuck, he's rock on, brother. In a debate, I would just be like, hey, all other candidates, do you have your full brain?
Starting point is 00:07:55 Did a worm eat any of your brains? No? Okay. We can cut this guy out now. I do like that he can beat up the other guys. Yeah. I feel like that should be part of, of like an academic decathlon sort of thing. We do the debates and we do policy, but then also you like spar and this guy beating the shit out of all of them.
Starting point is 00:08:12 You definitely get points for that. He doesn't quite fit the bill, but there was a viral tweet after the debate that I was like, you know, I kind of agree with this. Where it was just like, it just said, I'm so serious. The president should be 45 years old and hot as fuck. That's true. I'm like, yeah, that's kind of it. Then that's the vibe you want. The other thing I had, real quick, I've been to church four times this year.
Starting point is 00:08:37 Are these bottles getting bigger? This is crazy. Wait, this is though, right? They went from a normal size to a bigger size, and now this is like a gallon of water, right? I feel like a dainty little girl drinking a bottle now. I've been to church, to an Irish Catholic church four times this year
Starting point is 00:08:54 and three times the priest was African. And I just think that's interesting. Well, they do that. I don't know why, but that's the thing. I had Nigerian priests all the time. Really? They're rotating them around all the time and I think they ran priests all the time. Really? I think they, you know, as I rotate them around all the time, and I think they ran out of, like, white ones because they all fucking.
Starting point is 00:09:07 The Irish ones won't stop fucking again. Right. It's like, we got nobody left who fits the demographic of this town, so you get a Nigerian. Last thing. Is it late enough? Yeah, it is. Like, it's been, like, three weeks since Twisters came out.
Starting point is 00:09:21 By the way, get a shirt. Hell yeah. I still have not seen it. Okay, this isn't necessarily a spoiler. If you feel it, chase it. It's not a spoiler. That's a great fucking shirt. Has anyone in this room seen it yet?
Starting point is 00:09:34 Have you seen Long Legs yet? You have a fucking problem. I haven't seen Long Legs yet. I'm going to tell you what happens. I know. It's like Pat's most anticipated movie of the year. He hasn't seen it. It's been four weeks. I can't get anybody to go with me. Go solo. I saw. It's like, Pat's his most, kept telling me it's his most anticipated movie of the year. And he hasn't seen it. It's been four weeks.
Starting point is 00:09:45 I can't get anybody to go with me. Go solo. I don't want to go solo. I saw it again this weekend. I've seen it twice now. This is the biggest, this is the biggest problem with young men
Starting point is 00:09:55 in today's society. The, the, and I was there too. I was there too. You think that going to the movies alone is a bad thing
Starting point is 00:10:03 when you're young. And it's, it's like, you know when, you know when guys like go out there and they and they encourage you to check your testicles and shit like that? Like, get your colonoscopy, get your health. I am encouraging everyone to go to the movies alone. It's something you think you're a loser when you're young. And once you do it, every single person to a man is always like, this was the best experience of my life.
Starting point is 00:10:23 I'm going to do it again all the time. Just go alone. I know what movie mine was. I just looked it up to see what year it was. best experience in my life. I'm going to do it again all the time. Just go alone. I know what movie mine was. I just looked it up to see what year it was. I was 21 years old when I started going alone. So I know I went to see
Starting point is 00:10:31 Couples Retreat. And I remembered it because it was so... Now that is the gayest thing I've ever heard in my life. That is not really what I'm talking about, but okay.
Starting point is 00:10:39 That fits you so well. If anyone ever says to me, can you describe John Feidelberg in one sentence? When he was 21 years old, he went to see Couples Retreat alone. That's it.
Starting point is 00:10:48 That was back in the day before you had your apps and stuff like that. So that was... That was just a commercial. I walked up to a 16-year-old at a ticket counter and said, I'll do one to Couples Retreat, please. It's called Couples Retreat. No, go to the movies alone
Starting point is 00:11:01 and you will realize that it's like you don't have to do any awkward conversation. You don't have to have that conversation afterwards where you go, well, alone and you will realize that it's like you don't have to do any awkward conversation you don't have to have that conversation afterwards where you go well what'd you think and then someone disagrees with your opinion and you fucking hate them for it all those things out the window you just watch the movie by yourself it's incredible yeah you don't have to worry dude i i get such like um even when i'm watching movies with people not in the theater like i i feel their vibe of yeah like they don't like enjoying it. It ruins your experience. Totally.
Starting point is 00:11:26 Why aren't they laughing? Dude, the second time I went to see Twisters, I saw it with Nate. And the whole time he watched this, and I was like, he hates this movie. And then it ended, and he's like,
Starting point is 00:11:36 that's the greatest movie I've ever seen. I was like, well, the vibe I got the whole time was taken away from my pleasure in the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But whatever. The point of this all is, at the very end of Twisters of twisters paul sheer's in it who's that again uh bald guy from the league
Starting point is 00:11:52 uh and he's like i can't tell is it a cameo like oh shit that's paul sheer or like it's a it's a very small shade to paul sheer but he's kind of perfectly in that realm of like is he doing it for work or is he a cameo i don't think that's cameo level but he doesn't like i don't think people running home going did you see the paul sheer cameo okay no shade to my guy right no i love paul but that's why it's like he's kind of the perfect level of like like when would that be a cameo i don't know man when like deadpool comes out and you got like cameos or like chris evans and yeah you Deadpool comes out and you got cameos or Chris Evans, it's like, those are cameos.
Starting point is 00:12:29 Paul Scheer and Twister is the only cameos. It is Paul Scheer is his name, right? I want to double check. Because he also has a similar name to Letterman's. Well, that's who I thought of at first. And I was like, that's definitely not a cameo. And then I remembered the guy from the league. Yeah, yeah, Paul Scheer.
Starting point is 00:12:44 Yeah, Paul Scheer. What's the Letterman guy? Paul. I think it yeah, Paul Scheer. Yeah, Paul Scheer. What's the Letterman guy? He's Paul Schrader. Right, and he's also a bald guy. I wonder if his whole life he's gone. No, Paul Schrader's an American screenwriter. Do bald guy David Letterman. Because that guy, Paul Scheer probably runs around going,
Starting point is 00:12:59 I'm not the fucking guy from Letterman. Schaefer. Paul Schaefer. Paul Schaefer and Paul Scheer. Tough, toughul sheer tough tough tough um all right that's about all i got so all right back to the gossip game time is the official ticketing partner of barstool sports i am going to use this very uh soon in fact i might even look it up to right now because i've heard about oh mary on broadway and i hear it is a must see gotta go see oh mary you gotta go see anything you can go see baseball you can go see football's already
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Starting point is 00:14:40 create an account and use code KFC. Use code KFC for $20 off your first purchase terms do apply download the game time app today last minute tickets lowest prices guaranteed which is nothing more than gossip and and and i do this now in my in my later years in barstool when i'm running hot about something and then by the time we get to the episode i you know my my like you're a 40 year old man has kicked in and i calmed down a little bit. And then this one also was proven to maybe be, we don't know how true it is. So I can't fly off the handle. Like I thought I was going to, and I would not have really hyped it up as such on Twitter. If I had known where this was going to go, but let me tell you a little story.
Starting point is 00:15:17 I get a full FaceTime from John on vacation. You said to me, um, you were, you're talking about when the, when I i when i felt like the internet turned on me because you know i mean people on the internet have just hated me for so long and and part of that was definitely you know with my all my personal shit many many years ago but there was a recent turn over like the past year or so where i was like this is fucking crazy it feels like it's 2017 all over again. This is nuts. I don't know what's going on. So that's where I started to think more and more about it.
Starting point is 00:15:48 So let me tell you the story. So John calls me and explains that there was a Reddit thread posted on another part of Reddit that made it to the Barstool Reddit. And now if you're not familiar, the Barstool Reddit is literally the seventh circle of hell. The worst thing I've ever done in this world it to the barstool reddit and now if you're not familiar the barstool reddit is literally the seventh circle of hell the worst thing i've ever done in this world was create the barstool reddit like like people like like the ati questions like if you could go back in time and change one thing i would out of all of the things in my life i would
Starting point is 00:16:17 go back and undo the barstool reddit i see i actually think the the reddit i have no idea what it does, but I don't think it affects anyone here anymore. I think everyone is just like, that's... Oh, I disagree with that. Really? Oh, yeah. The people... You don't think people are reading the Reddit and making decisions based on it?
Starting point is 00:16:35 I don't think so. Oh, I think you're sorely mistaken. Really? Oh, yes. I thought that was one we kind of like... Everyone was just like, well, that's... I wish you were right. I hope you're right.
Starting point is 00:16:42 I just don't think that's true. Really? Yeah. Well, I know at least one person looks at it because they saw this on... Well, this is what I mean. This wouldn't even be a thing if that was the case. I started the Barstool Reddit back when everything was... Anytime there was a new thing, and not that Reddit was new, but it was like Barstool needed
Starting point is 00:16:57 to get on every platform and every medium, and Reddit basically is the internet. And that's how things went viral for like a really long time like pre-social media it was like you get to the front page of reddit you know so i wanted to have like our subreddit there and then it just turned into a like gossip page hate fest you know the ultimate like uh blah blah blah fans hate blah blah the most you know what i mean like that star wars fans hate star wars the most barstool fans hate barstool the most in the reddit world for sure but anyway this this other thread was from a person who ran a troll farm right it you want you want it you want to tell it actually because you you were the one time yeah i can i can give it the so i was this was last wednesday
Starting point is 00:17:42 and i was just taking are going, what is it? Fucking tell me. So I was just hanging out in the office, and there is a discussion brewing about a post on a Reddit page called Snark. I guess like influencers have like Snark pages, or fans of influencers have snark pages. And on that snark page, which this thing had made it to the Barstool page, is a screenshot.
Starting point is 00:18:15 I never knew about this. I thought snark was something specific to this. So snark pages are a thing? I think so, yeah. It's just like a gossip forum? I don't really know it in relation to the New York City influencers. Okay. So there'll be a snark page for Alex Earl.
Starting point is 00:18:33 There'll be a snark page for individual people. I'll have snark pages about them? I think so. All I've seen is the New York influencer one. Okay. I'm not positive on that. Swipe up for snark on your favorite bloggers, influencers, and everything else on the internet. Okay.
Starting point is 00:18:46 I get the picture. So there's a snark page for New York influencers. There's a Troll Farms Instagram account. And on their story, they said something to the effect of Alex Benendos made $2,000. Oh, we're doing Mean Girls. We're doing the Mean Girls, folks. Now, a troll farm is something you pay them money and they troll whoever you want them to troll uh and they have different levels of their
Starting point is 00:19:12 packages um they start at 120 this is the most despicable thing on the internet like like the people who uh who who like groom 15 yearolds are better than these people. They started at $120, and it's just... It's pretty damning to... Not damning, but aggressive, like, the terminology they use, where it's like, we'll make sure they can't sleep, or whatever the fuck it says. That should be illegal, for real. Like, if you get caught doing that, you should go to jail.
Starting point is 00:19:41 And so a person who works at barstool reached out to this um this troll farm and they said hey you know we saw alex bennett owes you two thousand dollars we're wondering who it was that they need targeted to target it yes good word and everyone in the world is assuming kelly keeps it would that would make the most sense yeah um and i guess the troll farm is talking about like they you know buying her debt or something like that buying alex's debt or whatever they're going back and forth about how we can get this information and which is also sick by the way yeah like guys you're disgusting and eventually it comes out it was funny because i've been sitting there the whole time, and then I got up for some reason.
Starting point is 00:20:26 And I don't know if I had to come do something here or whatever. But as I get back to being out there, it's like perfectly timed where the person reads out loud the text from the Troll Farm account, and it just goes, they say it's someone from KFC Radio. And I was just like, hell yeah, dude. That was, I mean, that's the greatest gift we've ever gotten. Divine intervention.
Starting point is 00:20:53 It honestly is so insane. It cannot be true. Like Kelly, I will say this. Kelly also has to have been a target. There is no way those girls if they if they decided to actually do this paid to troll someone and did not put kelly in the crosshairs but if it was me that is the most misplaced anger i've ever heard of in my whole fucking life so i'll i'll say all this with a with a grain of salt and and maybe it is true maybe it's not
Starting point is 00:21:24 because now as i was ready to you know come in rip roaring and then as you came in you were like now people are saying they don't know if it's true they feel like this guy is full of shit i mean it just it can't i was the only person maybe a couple but the only person of importance that i went down with their ship and it's not even my fucking ship i was like i mean i i'm a friend of kelly's and like we had like a a bad time in our friendship over it like i i i caught collateral shit because i was so much like i don't believe what's going on here professionally is right. And I didn't really care for the way they behaved, and I didn't care for their content, but I'm speaking up for the way the fucking company should be run, and I think this is bullshit.
Starting point is 00:22:14 And I did that on Barstool Radio and behind closed doors and in front of cameras and privately to them and to other people ad nauseum. I mean, to the point that it was like, we get it. If those motherfuckers. And again, when, when I first found out, like I kind of just was like,
Starting point is 00:22:33 so fucking what? Like truly there's so much hate on the internet. Every time I do anything, it doesn't, it was not, it does not really like affect me. It was like, that's sand to the beach.
Starting point is 00:22:43 What? A few hundred more people are now, you know, saying shit to me. But was like, that's sand to the beach. What, a few hundred more people are now saying shit to me? But then, because it's been that way for almost a decade now, but then we started talking about timelines, and earlier this year,
Starting point is 00:22:58 I got off of Twitter. People remember I gave Pabst my Twitter password, and it was kind of like a joke, because we went back and forth where I was like, give me the password. Give me the password. Give me the password. Give me the password. But it reached a point where I was like, I got to get off Twitter.
Starting point is 00:23:12 Like, this is bad for me. Like, I don't know what's going on. But, like, literally nothing I do right now, everything I do right now, the top comments are the same old shit. And they always are. But this was like a flood. Like I said, I was like, did I time travel? What is happening right now? And it was just like eating at me and driving me crazy. And so I was like, I just got to get off it.
Starting point is 00:23:37 And that all coincided with all of that shit happening. Now, I don't think that's enough of a smoking gun. I don't know anything. I've never spoken to the troll farm guy. This is all like second, third. Probably fourth hand now. But I will say that. If that is true.
Starting point is 00:23:56 That girl. That's. That is. That girl is a piece of shit. That girl is absolute trash. And I already didn't like... She never struck me as crazy crazy. This is the thing.
Starting point is 00:24:14 They never do until they do. No, most of the time they do. I don't know, man. I've been pretty shocked several times in my life now where I'm like, really? You too? I think this will be the first time that shocked me. What? I think this will be the first time that shocked me. What? I think this will be the first time that shocked me.
Starting point is 00:24:29 Every time I've been like, look, I knew it was under the fucking. Well, no, but now also you start to think if that's true, then, you know, it was always curious how some of their numbers were so big and all that. So I'm like, I'll just say if you're going down the road of, of buying troll farm people, you're probably buying other shit too. Yeah. And so again,
Starting point is 00:24:50 I don't know that for sure. I also though, at the same time, I feel like maybe Gaz, Gaz was like their champion though. Gaz was the only other one. Cause I was going to say, I feel like our,
Starting point is 00:24:59 our social people can tell if you're fake or real. Can they? I would, I would think if you dig in but maybe we don't dig in because because to me it's like we have to be on top of that i would think because it's like you have to like pay somebody accordingly yeah but that's like the like us digging in is like fucking bud see like testing bonds yeah yeah okay that's like the olympics with his boxer i don't know she's got a chromosome or some shit i'm not sure uh yeah so maybe they didn't dig in because because gaz was also the other one you never want to be in a fox
Starting point is 00:25:28 hole with gaz yeah that's that's the time you realize you're like wait a minute i'm on the wrong side of this argument um but that is truly low life shit that is low life garbage behavior and uh and i never liked the way even jordan i would have said i had more interaction with alex when they were here and even during all that bullshit when we had conversations i was always talking to alex and jordan was there and she was always kind of like cool thanks but that was it and then when it all went down it was obviously messy and even jordan still said like she texted me something nice being like you know it ended poorly but like you know you had her back or whatever and i never heard from alex binet again and i don't really care about that but now that this like all the
Starting point is 00:26:08 pieces starting to fall into place i'm like i mean you technically did get them fired well that's so that's the thing that's the thing maybe in her mind she's justified because the the final straw was we were doing the only fans pageant with gl Glenny Balls. And the OnlyFans, what was it? It was the 9-11 OnlyFans pageant sponsored by Glenny Balls. And they never showed up and they never texted me. They were supposed to be judges and they never showed up to it and they never texted me saying they weren't going to be there. Dave called me and he was like, is it true that they were supposed to be judges?
Starting point is 00:26:40 I said, yes. He said, is it true that they didn't call you at all? I said, yes. He said, okay. And we hung up. And then like the next minute on the radio he was like they're fired yeah i never said like yo these girls did not show up like fire them or i never said anything like that so that was dave's call but i could see how someone could construe it as me but uh fuck that fuck that man i mean i i i again a part of me says like i don't fucking care
Starting point is 00:27:07 but part of me also is like i hope it's true i almost i almost do in a way too because i was like there was a point where i was just like and i mean i i think i've just made peace that this will just be my life on the internet forever but when it got particularly bad in 2023 or four or whatever that was like seven eight years after the fact i was just like this this shit is just like never gonna fucking end you know and i almost have a like a reason now you know it's a closure it's like yeah it's like at least oh i understand what happened for that like six month period where like i couldn't say a fucking word and it was just like you know driving me insane it's like all right this bitch paid 150 bucks for
Starting point is 00:27:50 10 000 people to harass me i think she bought a pretty premium package because the at least the as far as i understand at least what's definitively true is the troll farm account did post out yeah so so that's the other thing. $2,000, that's a premium. I was going to say, if you can pay $120 and get the job done, $2,000 is the ultra premium. That's like when you go to get your car washed, and it's like, do you want your car washed for $10,
Starting point is 00:28:18 or do you want this other shit for $9,000? I'll just take the soap and water, please. I think I think what's in question is the DMs with the account yeah but also the confusion of it like like did they think
Starting point is 00:28:35 that Kelly was on KFC radio or something you know what I mean like the way that it was relayed to me it was one of it was the host of KFC radio I don't think it's you you know and so I'm thinking it's me very silly yeah that would be crazy that would be that would be that would be awesome that would be some rfk shit i just pick random people in a troll forum and i pay i pay a two thousand dollars to have a bunch of people go scream in the forest yeah that's not gonna do it they could all whisper it into their bathroom mirror it would be as effective as replying but the uh like it's it's i think that's the part in question the part
Starting point is 00:29:12 of her being like of the account being like alex was two thousand dollars that as far as i know that is true that's real that was on a on a smart page that made it to here. So it's like she's paying for somebody. I would assume it's at least partly Kelly. And then if it's me, you know. I mean, they're dead to me anyway. It was like they're fucking gone. But now it's like truly dead to me. The fact that, first of all, the fact that you're being in collections from a troll farm is the lowest. Like I almost don't need to say anything more.
Starting point is 00:29:51 Because just take a look at where that whole storyline has gone the last several months. And now you're in collections. You get a debt collector from a troll farm. Yeah, that's rock bottom. Just to be clear, we're not against debt collectors being after you. Because I got a couple of those. I got so many of those. I actually think I have got to be. I think I got multiple states looking for me.
Starting point is 00:30:11 I don't know. Maybe I'm wrong. I feel like I'm maybe the only millionaire with debt collectors. But then I also think that there's a lot of millionaires with debt collectors. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I don't know which one it is. I'm the only guy with a debt collector for like 300 bucks.
Starting point is 00:30:24 I should just pay this shit off. So I don't know which one it is. I have, I'm the only guy with the debt collector for like 300 bucks. Like I should just pay this shit off and I just keep on running. I mean, and it's. I know the state of Massachusetts on my ass. I know that for sure, dude. I think I finally, I think I finally, after like a decade long battle with EasyPass got them off my back. All I had to do was just change my, my, my license plate and I just wouldn't do it. I would just rattle up like thousands of dollars worth of fines because I had the wrong license plate on my tag.
Starting point is 00:30:49 And I finally did it, and it was like this – in my head, it was like a battle ending. It was like – they were just like, okay, whatever. But yeah, I feel like I have – I can look at numbers ringing and be like, that's a debt collector. I know that number is fucking – I know where you're coming from. I hear the voice. If there's a half a second pause when you answer the phone, it's too quiet for half a second
Starting point is 00:31:13 and then you hear background noise, click, that's a debt collector. That is always a debt collector. I'm like, hello, and it's dead silent and then you hear like,
Starting point is 00:31:20 wonk, wonk, wonk, wonk, click. I'm sure that, I'm positive my identity's been stolen. I get calls.
Starting point is 00:31:27 Like, literally. I went to the state of Massachusetts for a year when I did not live there. They're like, yeah, your 2019 tax is for your work. And I was like, I lived in New York in 2016. So I'm pretty sure that's not me.
Starting point is 00:31:44 And they're just like, yeah, well, you got just like yeah well you gotta pay i just don't think it was me i didn't have a job in massachusetts also debt collectors are really a great a great exercise in and what and what if i don't what if i don't they will i don't know like i've always been like i think my i think what happens is your credit score gets crushed and then every time i check my credit it's good enough so i'm like okay i don't think what happens is your credit score gets crushed. And then every time I check my credit, it's good enough. So I'm like, okay, I don't think that happens either. Yeah, I'm in the yellow. I'm fine.
Starting point is 00:32:10 The needle's like over halfway. You're good. I don't think nobody's – I've never had any trouble with the law. I've never had any credit problems. I think I'm just not going to pay that. I sort of didn't realize you have to pay off your full credit card until – like now I'm just in credit card debt. Oh, I still don't.
Starting point is 00:32:27 You don't have to. Kevin tried to explain it to me and I'm like. So you pay the minimum amount you can keep. Yeah, but even then I was like. But do you, let me just interrupt you. Do you understand interest? Because he didn't. And when I explained it to him, he was like, oh, fuck.
Starting point is 00:32:39 And I remember you explaining it and I kind of tuned out because I was like, it's fine. And it can be like 20% interest. Yeah, yeah. So now I like, like oh like thousands when i didn't need to it's like i had the money in my account but i was like oh i don't really feel like seeing all that go that's where they got you yeah yeah yeah they know i thought it was like a light suggestion like you can yeah no no no it's been explained to me five times i'm still if you can if you can buy everything and pay for everything on a credit card and then pay it off right away with money earn all those points I mean I still don't do points I don't know how that works I have a ton I'm sure I'm never gonna use them but like that's you're a you're a
Starting point is 00:33:13 credit card company's worst nightmare they love people like you who they're just like yeah I'll just let this money accrue and the interest is there you have to pay it but then what if I just don't and then it's like well you can never get another credit card when you go to buy a house you're fucked but i'm just saying every time i went to do those things it was all good so i was like i'm just gonna keep hanging up on debt collectors buying a house yeah i i don't know actually you're fucking with a generation that doesn't have that dream brother right oh no i won't be approved for a mortgage no fucking it's not because of the debt collectors buddy you like
Starting point is 00:33:45 that doesn't scare me at all that would be funny if there was just a if like that honestly is probably what drove people for like a whole generation is like i have to get a house and now that it's just not possible like buying a house and retirement with the two things you need to like and we're just like oh we're not gonna do that we'll just be homeless and die working and then and then the whole country's like well wait they're not gonna listen to us it's a revolution anyway i don't know fuck those bitches i i hope things are going well it seems like they're going swimming for some reason i've been picturing alex like uh and get out like uh when allison williams is just like sitting there like daintily eating things and And remember at the very end when she's got her headphones on
Starting point is 00:34:27 and she's eating Froot Loops? There's a picture of her playing on her computer. There's a picture of Alex doing that. I'd be like, another 500 at the troll farm. Well, I'd also imagine. Every time I say it, it can't be true. It cannot be true. But I'm still going to talk about it.
Starting point is 00:34:42 But it can't be true. Here's what I would say. If this was another case, if if i knew confirmed that a troll i mean also we got it we got to do that to discuss the source although why would a troll farm lie yeah like you can't rely on a troll it's one of those things where it's like you can't trust a scumbag but you can also trust the scumbag you know what i mean those guys have those guys are the most trustworthy in a way like they would not just post alex bennett owes me two thousand dollars unless alex bennett owes them two thousand dollars right you know so or if they wanted attention but that's yes that's what i mean but i don't know that's bad business for troll farms
Starting point is 00:35:17 yeah it's like you might well well does this troll sign like are you like i'm not going to use that troll farm they don't have morals yes i'm going to go to my yeah i would love to know if there's a hierarchy of troll farms you know this one's platinum this one you know they'll they'll fucking kill somebody for you troll farm is just a euphemism for a hitman at this point uh so i think if it was another case and someone said we confirmed that this person used a troll farm and then there's a DM or a whisper about you. I would be like, that's enough for me to probably say that you're involved. So in that case, go fuck yourself. But on the other side of things, that's there's not quite enough.
Starting point is 00:35:57 And you have people do lie for attention and all that. But one of these days, I'm just going to snap and kill somebody. I'm not saying it's her but it is like it's it's such proof positive that like everything it's actually disheartening yeah genuinely disheartening because you're like everything about my job is fake right right yeah i don't nothing here is real it's like i said to you on the phone like I knew of the existence of these things I just like never thought
Starting point is 00:36:30 when you don't think about doing things like that it's like I didn't even realize I never even thought about the reality of that yeah and I'd heard about it a million times I heard about bots bots bots but I never thought of like the weaponization of them. I always thought it was just like you can buy followers to up your numbers.
Starting point is 00:36:50 You can buy downloads. But to like – it's a specific – like you can say this about this person. And there will be an army of people that go say that about you. I never thought about it specifically like that. And then you're like – Even though that's exactly how it is described. And it's politics and everything. So it's like why would it not leak into your world and then you start to think about the opposite
Starting point is 00:37:08 when you see somebody blow up and you're like what the fuck is going on why is that person so popular and it's like well maybe that was fake yeah and then you have to start questioning everything and it's like yeah no i guess that's kind of what you get for being like we're still basically at the infancy of the internet where it's still the wild wild west it's like everything when it first starts is like oh yeah once the scammers figured out a way to to make money off it they every you know they they cut every corner and exploited every every chink in the armor and it's like oh that's what's been going on this whole time so and i'm over here trying to do it for real you know yeah i think i said something on the phone like i would rather have what we
Starting point is 00:37:45 have which is real like we know we have real fans we don't have like the most fans but we got a lot of them and we know that it's very real versus fake like inflated yeah but i don't know if i believe that yeah because it depends on how inflated it gets i'd rather have if it's if you can inflate your shit and people and like brands and shit start to buy into it then who fucking cares and you're just making money you know like what's okay okay whatever we have real fans what's If you can inflate your shit and people and brands and shit start to buy into it, then who fucking cares? Then you're just making money. You know? Like, okay, whatever.
Starting point is 00:38:08 We have real fans. What's the fucking honor in that? Who gives a shit? When we all fucking end up dead, who cares? All those guys had real fans. That guy's fucking rich. And it was easier for him. I think it would...
Starting point is 00:38:19 I think, to stick with the Barry Bonds comparison, I think I'd be a non-juicer. You think so? I've always been pro-steroids. I'd be one of those pitchers who's like, well, fuck this. I'm going to juice too. I think that like...
Starting point is 00:38:34 I think it would take away from my joy of doing it if I knew everything was fake. So I wouldn't have fun doing it anymore. So why would I want to do it if it's not fun? You know what I would want? And I hope this is out there for somebody. I want a manager who does this and doesn't tell me. And they're just like, yo, you have a million followers.
Starting point is 00:38:55 You've got a million followers this week. I don't know. That video was really funny. I was like, yahoo! That's what I want. Because you're right. If you know, it does become a little bit like there it's a little bit matrixy where it's just like well then what the fuck what am i
Starting point is 00:39:09 what am i losing sleep over why am i trying hard what do i care it was kind of like when i a different version of it when when i realized that when i was trying to do game of thrones content and i realized that everybody has screeners and that's how they had their videos out by like 1001 and i was like oh well i'm behind the eight ball i can't i cannot compete with this yeah it's kind of like that where it's just like well what's even the fucking point of trying but i think the counter of that is i think things have gone pretty well all things considered and i think all of it's real you know yes but i start to just wonder who who's real who's fake who's fighting you know who was that person does that person actually hate me or they just fucking getting a dollar a tweet from some pyramid scheme you know like it is it is the
Starting point is 00:39:53 internet is the worst place on the planet talking to like a guy from high school a while back and he was no no no no like he was like okay i hadn't seen him in a while so i was like and he's like weird whatever it's relevant so he was like i was like oh like what have you been up to and he's like yeah i'm like you know in music production and also like i'm i'm like an internet troll and i was like i was like wait what like he said it as if it was like a hobby like yeah i do this and also like i rock climb on the weekends like he was like and i'm like i'm an internet troll and i thought it was so weird and like i was with people and i was like did he just say he was like an internet troll but now i'm realizing like he's probably like saying that's how he makes money like another form of income
Starting point is 00:40:35 like yeah it's probably a side job i'm first of all never admit that like i instantly was i mean girls just crazy that's like if you sell feet pics and you're an internet troll just keep those things quiet yeah i never like there was instantly it was like all the girls just like... That's crazy. That's like if you sell feet pics and you're an internet troll, just keep those things quiet. Yeah, I never like... There was instantly, it was like all the girls just fled. Like, what is this weirdo? And then I was like too nice
Starting point is 00:40:51 or I just was like standing there talking to him. Like being like, so tell me about internet trolling. That internet troll was so entertaining last night. But I guess maybe it's like a new form of income. That is... That's pathetic. Well, hang on. That is, that's pathetic. I know.
Starting point is 00:41:05 Well, hang on. I'm now I'm coming around on it. If it's, if it's the guy's answer to only fans. Well, yeah. So if you need,
Starting point is 00:41:13 Oh, you guys can be hot on the internet. Well, we can be incredibly mean very well. It's like, what were you gifted with? Like a great body, beautiful face,
Starting point is 00:41:21 I guess, attractive feet, whatever people like. What was I gifted with? A horrible disposition and, you know, but although major insecurity i would say still like i mean women are better than us than ever at everything like who would be a more effective troll if i if i'm running a troll farm i don't have a single male on the payroll i would have an army of women i actually think i only need like five or six.
Starting point is 00:41:47 Get me five or six really scorned women, and I could probably take down the White House. I mean, that's a no-brainer. Dude, speaking of kind of similar thing, I watched a movie this weekend. It's on Netflix. It was just like on my homepage. I don't know how I never heard it.
Starting point is 00:42:04 It's so goddamn funny. Wicked Little Letters. It's Olivia Colman. And it's her just... I don't know. There's... Who's Olivia Colman? You recognize her. It's just...
Starting point is 00:42:19 It takes place in like... I don't know. Let's call it 1700s Britain. And it's just poison pen letters that are being sent around this town anonymously. And they're fucking... It's funny. I don't know let's call it 1700s britain and it's just poison pen letters that are being sent around this town anonymously and they're fucking it's funny i don't know it's just funny i watch anyway it's basically a troll in town harassing everybody and it's really i almost have more respect for the guy who owns up to it and he's just like this is my art i'm an internet troll it's like hank wearing his shirt i'm an internet troll
Starting point is 00:42:45 then the guys who hide behind it like if you are alex bennett's nameless faceless like hitman you suck you stink dude that sucks if i like if i ever found out i don't care how much money it is like i almost want to talk to the guys of that troll farm and be like, word, for real? Like, Alex Bennett gave you 20 bucks and you just, you did me dirty like that? Like, no level of bro code, bro? She gave me $4,000. I paid rent, bro. She gave me two grand. And then, as I understand it, it was half up front, half on the back end.
Starting point is 00:43:21 Oh, so she was $4,000. And the back end never got paid. I mean, no wonder she couldn't pay. I mean, she's been swindled, as we'll tell the internet. Again, this is all what the... I think it's the first person to get divorced and realize that, you know, you're gonna not keep all the money. The DMs, that was what was said in the
Starting point is 00:43:36 DMs as well. Again, I don't know how... Well, I don't know whether to choose to believe it's real or choose to believe it's fake. I want to believe it's real. I hope it's real. I don't know. But then, like what we just said, it opens up the door of like, you know, everything's a farce. Everyone who dislikes you. All those comments I got being nice are real.
Starting point is 00:43:55 Everyone saying nice things is definitely real. Do you think that, I mean, do you think that there are the opposite? What's the opposite of a troll farm? Hype farm? Where it's just like, yo, this guy's the fucking best ever. For sure uh hype farm where it's just like yo this guy's the fucking best ever for sure i'm sure that right you know and like then that's how you make a name for yourself but then you know so it's like the people who have all the online because i always think to myself every person i've ever met ever truly ever met in real life always backhandedly
Starting point is 00:44:22 says shit like i don't know why everyone on the internet hates you so much and i'm like well maybe now it's because people are paying fucking troll farms to do it for them not i mean of course i have a lot of actual haters i'm not trying to say that you know that's all that you know it's all fake but it's a little bit funny when everybody in real life is like you know we sell out a theater we sell out a a club we go on the road people love us and then it's like and then i go over here and everyone fucking hates me and the same thing when you see some people where it's like you have that many followers and like you can't sell tickets or you don't sell merch nobody knows who you are in public or whatever it's like oh but again i always thought that was buying just followers because that i can understand this person has 10 million
Starting point is 00:45:02 followers you've never heard of them they bought followers but to buy hype because when you click on somebody's shit and you see the first comments are either bad or good it it you know helps it brainwashes people to be like whether i like that person or not it was why i don't understand anyone ever looking at them because like don't you just want to just have your own opinion i know well people don't people don't people don't want to have it i'll tell you what i'm i'm going to war once again and i'm going to do this every single time because i'm right every single time the game of thrones if if game of thrones fans if i could have my job judged by game of thrones dick riders i'd be the happiest man in the world good great episode a good episode is phenomenal a bad episode is good
Starting point is 00:45:43 and a terrible episode is like they're just building towards something what what went down on the season two finale of house of the dragon i think that the writers should be should be put in jail i think there should be like ramifications for what they did i i watched every fucking episode and i did reaction episodes every sunday night i was up to like midnight talking about this motherfucking show. And for nothing. For nothing. It went nowhere, John.
Starting point is 00:46:11 It went nowhere. It went nowhere. I've recently come across this a time or two. And the only thing better than watching a great show is not watching a show that everyone ends up hating yes like i didn't waste my time doing that i did it with the pats with the dynasty i like didn't i didn't watch maybe the first three episodes and then people were like this sucks so i was like fuck yes i did that with the boys apparently the season of the boys was terrible the boys just became like real life and it was just like january 6 tropes and all politics that we the
Starting point is 00:46:45 shit that i'm like literally trying to avoid they they like just wrote into their entire show so i'm very happy i missed that one the there is something to be like dude like this is another one like i because you would kind of text me not every weekend by any stretch but like occasionally be like hey big episode this weekend you might want to catch up and and i was always like i might and then i i watched veep for the hundredth time instead and a better use your time absolutely because the finale matters so much because when you put a bow on it it can make a lot of things mean something yeah when you don't it can make it me it makes everything mean nothing so like at the end of season season one ended in August of 2022. And in that moment, spoiler alert, one son of, it's an inbred family, but one son on this side of the family eats another son of the dragon.
Starting point is 00:47:35 And so at that point, it's like, yo, it's on. Yeah. Civil war. It's on. There is no going back. This dragon ate this kid. And then the second season starts and another kid gets killed and this battle happens and this happens and that happens and every time it was like oh
Starting point is 00:47:52 now it's on on and then i looked up and i was like we're at episode like five and there's only eight and like it hasn't happened yet and then this happened they They started the finale. The first 10 minutes were with characters that were not in the series at all. It was a Lannister goes to Essos to try to get a navy. And he has to talk to like, he has to convince these people to give him his navy. It was five or six people we have never seen before. And then he mud wrestles this bitch for like 10 minutes a girl that was never in the in the show it was like 20 minutes of the finale with people we have
Starting point is 00:48:30 never seen before and mud wrestling's kind of sick though and then no it's not trust me it's it's it was cool for about 20 seconds and they did it for about 20 minutes and then it was like this this season this one princess goes to another one and says, hey, we need to not do this battle. And they had the big discussion of why it's too late. The ball's already rolling. And then in the finale, we just did it again. The princesses got together again, this time the other way. She was like, we need to stop this battle.
Starting point is 00:48:57 It's too fucking late. They would just be like, oh, Aemond burned a whole city. Never showed it. He took his dragon. This guy was, like, one of the most interesting characters. He was bullied as a kid, grew up to be, like, a stone-cold killer. Now he's taking charge. He has the biggest dragon.
Starting point is 00:49:14 People are afraid of him. He finds out he no longer has the upper hand. He, like, crumbles internally because he's, like, so offended and insecure. Great moment that, like, you could watch you could watch the demise of a character. He flames a whole city of innocent people because of it. And we just find out in one line of dialogue. It's like, what is going on? And now there's a two-year layover until next season.
Starting point is 00:49:38 So that means in the end of season one, we were like, yo, the battle is coming. And that battle will not happen until 2026. I'm out, bro. I'm out. You're out? Well, I'm just like, I'm not out. I will watch because, I mean, I'm so invested in it.
Starting point is 00:49:54 I do this podcast and people listen to the podcast and shit. But I am like, this happened with season eight. When we first started Game of Stools, I was like, these episodes kind of suck. And everyone was like, you're a simpleton. Oh, KFCc just wants battle scenes he just wants blood and tits they say the same thing every time and every time i'm like nope this doesn't make sense this is bad storytelling this is not entertaining this is hypocritical all this all this shit and they all are like and they come around every time they're all like yeah that shit sucked and they will do that with this one as well i just won't be as hyped for it because it's like this battle also it was eight hbo doesn't have the budget anymore and they don't
Starting point is 00:50:30 want to they can't say that and so all these fucking morons hbo is like we needed to make it eight episodes instead of 10 because of storytelling you're telling me that the the the entity that milked game of thrones to eight seasons and then announced seven spinoffs were worried about two episodes the storytelling won't make sense go suck my dick they don't have the budget to do the things that they want to do and they're just trying to lie to you and then people telling me you don't know what you're talking about you haven't read the book so how would you know and then people are telling me the book is only 300 pages long, so they have to make it work. Well, then make the fucking series two seasons.
Starting point is 00:51:10 Just make it a short series. Don't give me a four-season show when there's only 200 pages of material. You fucking assholes. Just make it a two-season thing. They do that in the BBC all the time, and it's great. Just give me two great seasons and we're out. So either way, I'm not out, but I'm like, this is, boy, you did it to me again.
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Starting point is 00:53:29 But I found it very hard to watch these Olympics where it's like I find out about it in real time and then usually I'm expecting it to be on prime time and then it's not. I just feel like it would airing at different times in weird ways. And I was like, oh, fuck. I missed Simone.
Starting point is 00:53:42 But that's why I stopped caring about all that because I did that for the last two. I said caring about all that because I did that for the last two I said this last week but like I did that for the last two Olympics where I was like trying to keep up with stuff and then this time I was like I'm just doing it the old way 8 o'clock me and Mike Tirico but you wouldn't find out anything
Starting point is 00:53:57 I mean sometimes things get spoiled but like it's hard to avoid but the I did notice that like particularly with the women's gymnastics it didn't matter that it was spoiled. It was still a spectacle. It's still like someone bouncing on a beam and shit like that. It's still like... Dude, I've been reading up on...
Starting point is 00:54:13 Shay loves the gymnastics stuff, so I've been showing her all sorts of shit. And I was watching the old gymnasts, like Nadia Comaneci and them. The bars used to be closer together, so they used to do the wild shit dude and they would just like hit it with their stomach and like flip around yeah and i read the story about this one chick who was uh i think russian and she broke her neck doing a move invented by a male gymnast which is now banned where you like do a flip and instead of landing on your feet you land in a forward roll and she just like landed on her neck and broke it and while she was laying on the mat paralyzed she said to the guys who came out thank god i won't have to go back to
Starting point is 00:54:54 the olympics really holy shit like that's how harsh the training was and she said that the her russian um coach told her people like you don't break their necks don't worry uh so and then like i because i was thinking back to simone when she had the twisties and everyone was fucking giving her so much shit and then you watch the documentary and you learn that she was like i thought i was gonna break my fucking neck and then she comes back and does it and like the the like idea behind that from like just u.s olympic a little olympic committee announcing that as like mental health like it's it's she has an injury she's an injury in her brain where she can't like that they should have definitely pr'd that way better yeah because it just came across
Starting point is 00:55:39 as like i can't i can't or i don't want to or i'm afraid but also there's some part of me that's like the thing about sports is delivering when you're you know when you think you can't when others can't and so there is part of me that still is like well I don't know you can back out but then that's going to be part of like your legacy or whatever you know but then when you learn a little more
Starting point is 00:56:00 about like what goes into it the twisties are like she can't see where she's going to right right that needed to be you goes into it. The twisties are like, she can't see where she's going to land. You know what the problem was? Twisties. That needed to have medical terminology. If that was like ocular paranoia or some shit, people would be like, oh, I don't know.
Starting point is 00:56:16 Twisties? Flipping nine times at 100 miles an hour. She's got to see where she lands. She's 12 feet in the fucking air, dude dude i will say though it's it's a very interesting sport in that when you watch nadia kominichi in them it still looks good you know like there's a clip going around the internet of of the the vault from like the early 1900s versus now it's a split screen and the guy just hits the
Starting point is 00:56:42 vault and he just like jumps in the air and lands yeah and then there's a guy doing like 50 flips that there is shit like that but when you watch the women's gymnastics from like the 70s it still looks like i'm like i don't even know if the girls now could do some of those things it's like it's it's interesting that it ages that well um i don't get with floor routines i don't get why they have to do a little dancing in between i'm sticking the same thing. They're just like, eh, eh, eh, eh. It's not like beautiful ballerina shit. They're just like, eh, eh, eh, eh. Get back to the flips.
Starting point is 00:57:10 Yeah, just go walk over there and do like 100 flips again. Yes, do that. Just back and forth, back and forth. Because it really is just like a couple hips and a couple twists. It's like, okay. Imagine if you lost points on that. Imagine if it was like all your flips were great, but your little shimmies were.
Starting point is 00:57:24 Minus 10. You saying Simone reminded me of the picture that they took, I think, last night. Maybe it was this morning with Simone and the other U.S. Olympian. I forget her name. Jordan bowing down to a Brazilian who won gold. So they're on the podium. I think Simone got silver. Another U.S. Olympian got bronze. And a Brazilian woman got gold. And they're on the podium. I think Simone got silver. Another U.S. Olympian got bronze and a
Starting point is 00:57:45 Brazilian woman got gold. And they're both like bowing down to her. And people were just like, like, this, this will go down as one of the most iconic photos in Olympic history. I don't know if it's like
Starting point is 00:57:56 take culture, like from from first take and from those things where people just everyone needs to predict the future so badly i don't get it like just say this is a cool picture who cares where it goes down in the annals of history and why do you have to predict and project that like this will be the greatest picture in olympic no it's probably not going to beat fucking carl lewis staring down hitler
Starting point is 00:58:19 it was not carl lewis but jesse owens yeah yeah carl lewis was running in the 90s but yes yeah yeah there's you know there's there's definitely bigger pictures in this for sure just say it's a cool picture just say that i like this picture that's great awesome you don't have to project where it's going to be in 20 years have you seen the picture the video of simone throwing out the first pitch where she does the flip no i'm sure bro i mean this is no no surprise because we all know she's short but dude on the astros is crouching as a catcher to catch it and then something happens when he stands up look how fucking big this is a little zoomed in so i don't know if you're gonna have the same effect but when when he starts walking towards her yeah you're you're not going to see it. I mean, look at the first one.
Starting point is 00:59:05 You can't kind of see it. He becomes like a giant. It is insane how small of a woman she is. Yeah, you'll see it more here. It's like, you know, oh, he's crouching down. No, just leave it in that. It's like he's crouching down. It's, you know, it's fine.
Starting point is 00:59:19 And then he stands up and it's just like, whoop. I mean, that's crazy. She's staring at it um how about uh no liles i think there's probably nothing better in this world for just a regular dumb brained male i don't think there's anything better in the world than talking shit in sports and backing it up yeah right if you could do like one thing in the world it's like i don't know cure cancer be president blah blah blah go to the moon talk shit back it up and uh i love how much how nba twitter like hated this dude he just said like i forget what he said he said he didn't really talk shit right no he said well he was a little dramatic he goes do you know he said something he starts it off with like do you know what i have to deal with?
Starting point is 01:00:05 You know what like weighs on me? I have to watch the NBA finals. And they say, world champions. World champions of what? And that was it. They went nuts over it. What he said wasn't necessarily wrong. It's just one that you don't really need to say.
Starting point is 01:00:21 It's a weird nitpick. Yes. And it came out of nowhere. He offered it up. Also, what's weird is if they go win gold, it's like – I guess his point is the NBA team being called world champions. They will go win an Olympic gold in basketball and then what? It's like now there's basketball players who are world champions. But he's just saying this team versus that team.
Starting point is 01:00:43 But he did that. He sent that tweet where the guy the guy was looking at him the uh um oblique seville the jamaican runner in june beat him in a race by like a good margin i would look back at him like and he tweeted the picture and said i'll see you in paris and the fucking one all right that i did i saw that tweet going around that that is sick i didn't know that i thought it was all just about the basketball i think that guy also came in like last but it's funny because he was like 10 tenths of a second behind.
Starting point is 01:01:07 I mean, the 100 meter is ridiculous. I still don't even know if we really can judge like 5 thousandths of a second. How do we judge that? That's crazy. Imagine you train, and your score is 9.79, and you didn't win. It's 9.79 is the winner and you got it 9.79 but you didn't win that is sickening and your foot crosses that's
Starting point is 01:01:32 a little weird too if i was if i was judging the rules i think i would say the foot crossing the the thing is the winner i would too until i hear breaking down and i'm like oh yeah you're right i guess that like but it's just weird. It's a foot race, bro. It's called a foot race. You know what I mean? I think your foot crossing is more important than your chest crossing. And this is the time where...
Starting point is 01:01:54 But your chest crossing is like when you... I don't know. If my foot's in a room, I wouldn't say I'm in that room. If my chest was in that room, I'd be like, I'm in the room. But I would say you cross the doorway. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:02:05 You know? I don't know. But I would say you, like, crossed the doorway. Yeah. You know? I don't know. To me, I mean, it happens rarely where it's like this person's foot was so far ahead of your foot, but your chest was ahead of theirs. And they were like, that's, they said, like, that dude doesn't have much experience yet. He, like, just started running, like, two years ago. The guy from Jamaica. Fucking insane. Or professionally or something.
Starting point is 01:02:24 But they were like you know he you got to know that you you have to go with your chest there so he kind of earned it in that regard but my lord if you like that guy has got to feel so fucking good yeah and then he hops up on the podium and he was on the presser and he was like I want my own sneaker great and they were like what about like uh spikes he was like no I want a sneaker he goes nobody makes funny spikes yeah he's like I He was like, no, I want a sneaker. He goes, nobody makes funny spikes. Yeah, he's like, I'm going to make funny. I want sneakers.
Starting point is 01:02:50 So yeah, that was... To me, if you could ask me what's one thing you would want to do, it would be talk a whole bunch of shit and then show the entire world that you do it. Fucking gangster, man. The Olympics are funny, too. I was busy Thursday and friday and i was like kind of off off the grid and like it's almost like you if you're not so up to date you can miss an entire cycle of fighting like i oh yeah like on the internet like it was like it
Starting point is 01:03:22 was the boxer when i looked on the on Friday, maybe it was even Saturday, it was like the gif of Donald Glover coming in with the pizza. Only like the room wasn't on fire anymore and everyone was sitting there talking again. But I was like, it seems like something wild happened. Bro, that one,
Starting point is 01:03:36 that shit hit. That was a fucking internet war. It was like, I just locked on. It was just everyone being like all right so everything i said whoops but then even that even like now it's like there's a third cycle of that because they're they are getting the test results and you're also talking about the two most corrupt entities in the world boxing and the olympics right you cannot trust anybody on anything in this story so i'm
Starting point is 01:04:06 like i'm just done i'm not i i can't trust the person in it i can't trust the fans talking about i can't trust the boxing i can't trust the olympics i can't trust any of it speaking as someone who again missed the whole hullabaloo if you ask me who's the bigger detriment to women's sports it's a chick who got punched in the face once wearing a helmet and started crying and quit and quit bro that's that's when i when i was just like hey i don't think guys should beat up girls It's a chick who got punched in the face once wearing a helmet and started crying. And quit. And quit. Bro, that's when I was just like, hey, I don't think guys should beat up girls. And then it was like, this person has lost nine times. She's been knocked out nine times before.
Starting point is 01:04:36 And you got punched in the face once and quit. You were a helmet. At the Olympics. Like, nine people have put this girl out cold and you couldn't hang for a minute? That chick sucked. Dude, I saw the picture of her just crying and I was like, oof. That was a tough look. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:04:50 Well, that's where some people think that she was like, you know, paid off. All these crazy things start talking. Russia paid her off. It's the culture war. People are like, Donald Trump set this up. I don't think Donald Trump picked an Algerian boxer to carry out his culture war. I don't think so Trump picked an Algerian boxer to carry out his culture war.
Starting point is 01:05:06 I don't think so, guys. Fucking insanity. That was really hot. I did not want to be in that one. Taylor Swift did. I made one video being like, if you got XY chromosomes, you shouldn't fight chicks. And the next one I was like, this story is a little more complicated than I thought. I'm done.
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Starting point is 01:07:13 job that he has he works for a law firm is he lied on his resume and he said he knew how to use his program which he didn't but after some youtube videos he figured it out you know enough and i was thinking like he's a producer to that one lie about this is going to be an influential thing i mean he lives in another state now he has a girlfriend up there he can have kids and millions of dollars over the next 20 years whatever you know a very impactful part of his life can be pinpoint back to that lie and you know obviously the most influential lie ever told was mary saying she didn't cheat on joseph and then we end up with mark ruffalo winning an oscar yeah but in your guys's own lives what do you think the most influential lie you've ever told so like butterfly effect great question i mean you told this lie
Starting point is 01:08:02 it led to this which led to this you know and see where it takes you so you make it i mean you told this lie it led to this which led to this you know and see where it takes you so you make it i mean there are there are moments in your life where a lie you can tell or because i don't even think that's a lie like what he said there is like oh it's a resume yeah but but but like also the fact that he followed it up with like he figured out how to do it yeah okay now you've you made amends it's like i lied i i i did a little time traveling you know like i i just told you a little early that i knew how to do something but i figured it out that's a lot of jobs now that's like i mean most producer jobs here are people who don't know what the fuck they're doing and just watch youtube videos and figure it out you know and then you really figure out how to do
Starting point is 01:08:37 it in that like you got to cut above but it's like i'll just figure out how to use premiere and pro tools and all that shit youtube will will tell me. That's every job now. So everything can be a lie until you prove it true, you know? My biggest lie ever. I don't think it would have affected anything. I would guess most of my not guilty pleas. I pled not guilty to a lot of drinking things. I don't think it would have prevented me from getting a job here,
Starting point is 01:09:08 but if I had a different job. I think me, everything the way unfolded with Barstool and Deloitte, I think had to unfold the way it did for me to have this end up being my life. Really? Like, when I got banned from Barstool at work, I thought that was going to be done. And that's not really a lie, but it was like, I was like, all right, I'm not ready to make this jump full time. So I'm just done. It's not going to work.
Starting point is 01:09:31 And that ended up working out okay. And then even the fact that I was able to do both jobs for a while until it was clear that Barstool was going to be a steady job. Those aren't really lies, but they were decisions I made that were like, if i jumped a little earlier or later or whatever it maybe wouldn't have worked out i remember when i confessed to dave that i didn't graduate college it was like he was like finally i'd been working here for like probably three or four years and he's like i'm gonna make you full time and i was like okay before you do that i have to tell you something like i i didn't graduate college and he was like i don't care go away go the fuck away i literally i remember it so it was like so vividly like because it was it was
Starting point is 01:10:12 upstairs in his office in milton and i was standing and i was kind of just like looking down at him because he hadn't gotten up and he was like he's gonna make full time and i was like should i just not tell him i was like i gotta tell him i didn't graduate college he's like i don't care i don't fucking care yeah go away that's a good one um i don't know i don't know you guys you got did you guys lie about stuff to get here like everything here yeah everything i literally like like on the day one i being like, and what is a software that you, that I should be using? Like I downloaded it and I looked up,
Starting point is 01:10:48 I didn't know it. Why did you want to be a producer? I just wanted Barstool. Just Barstool, yeah. Smart. I didn't, I,
Starting point is 01:10:57 I know Premiere. I lied to Nick. Yeah. I don't Premiere. Didn't know it. I don't think anybody, like nobody knows how to use Premiere except like the guys who made premiere like like i guess i mean people take courses for that now so you do come out of the work
Starting point is 01:11:11 you do come out of school knowing premiere 100 you take a video production class and in college but like that's brand fucking new yeah in my eyes like that was just started when i was in college right when i was in college no one was taking at least that i don't know maybe in like artsy schools they were but it wasn't like i I got to go to premier class now. That would be a glorious waste of money during that. That's what they should have been doing. But at that point in time, it would be like, that's crazy. Go to art history.
Starting point is 01:11:34 I lied how to read – I said I could read greens when I was a caddy. That's a good one. What I would do is like – You need the six iron. I would find out where their ball was and then I would sprint up when they're not paying attention and roll the ball down to go see how it works but that's kind of that's you weren't i thought you were just going to be like oh it looks like it's breaking left you actually had some input yeah i don't know that's that's fair fair fair play in my book one lie i i'm thinking of that for somebody i can't get out of my head that didn't end up
Starting point is 01:12:03 mattering. But I'm trying. So we were really young kids. We were at my grandfather's house. And me and my cousins just went for a walk. And I don't know. We came back and we were like, someone tried to kidnap us. And we just said it.
Starting point is 01:12:17 I don't know why. But we just said that. Okay, psychos. I don't think it was my idea. But I definitely went along with it just one time I got raped and like all the parents were like no you didn't and just carried about their barbecue
Starting point is 01:12:34 but if they had believed it I don't know how far I would have gone I probably would have been part of like a manhunt just be like it was a red cadillac i think he got away guys i think we can call this one off so that lie not being believed was a pretty important one have you seen two two clips uh up oddly enough
Starting point is 01:13:00 one from um ian fight answer one from jordan doing crowd work no ian's like has anybody uh in the career he had a broken arm something happened to ian and so he's i think he was like i almost lost my life and he goes anybody here ever have a near-death experience and this girl's like me and he's like what happened she's like childbirth and he's like oh jesus did the kid make it is he all right and they're like nope, nope. And he's like, fucking shit. Next time, just lie. Yeah, yeah. And then the next was Jordan was talking to a girl.
Starting point is 01:13:29 She's talking about daddy issues. And she's like, my dad's trying to buy his way back into my life, too. And Jordan's like, oh, that's the best. That's what happened to my dad. He bought me all sorts of shit. What happened with you? And she was like, he raped me. And the post, the comment said, she was like, how old were you?
Starting point is 01:13:46 And it bleeps out. And the comment said, I asked for permission. She said I could post this. Everything's okay. I'm not going to air the age. But let's just say it's how long we have to wait until the next Olympics air. Oh, so when she was four? I'm like, listen, if you go to a club
Starting point is 01:14:05 And you offer that information up You're out of your fucking mind I don't I think it's I'd be more likely to offer it up Than if it happened in my adulthood I'd be like that's in my past John you're missing the point
Starting point is 01:14:21 Don't offer it up I don't care how fucking old you are when it happened Don't go in front of a Everyone's care how fucking old you are when it happened. Don't go in front of a – everyone's here to have a good time. You're going to tell everyone you were raped when you were four? Kind of a downer. When bad things happen to you, there is the nice, like – Yeah, you get to – We're like, I can take the room on it.
Starting point is 01:14:35 Take the air out of it. Any room, whatever, yeah. I hope that it's one of those – It's like you're taking your power of taking it back. Yeah. I hope that you've healed so much you can talk about your dead kid or your rape and it's funny and you're good i don't know if it's true but man is it fun to turn the tables on some comedians every now and then they were like what the fuck do i do now all right next up hey guys what's up what's uh one driving law that you would change if you could that is a relatively
Starting point is 01:15:00 minor law but something that infuriates you for example mine would be I would ban people from backing into parking spots. Why, you might ask? Because people take about 10 times longer to back into parking spots than they do to just back out of a parking spot if they would have pulled in forward, and it infuriates me. So, yeah. What's something like that for you guys? Backing in is a good one.
Starting point is 01:15:18 It's so stupid. So stupid. So, so stupid. I'm surprised you don't do it. I feel like it's such a dad move. But what is it what i also don't understand it because usually they're doing it at like a home depot or whatever where you need access to your trunk yeah yeah so my dad does it everywhere he goes my dad backs in my dad i will say this i'll do a pull through oh of course you do a pull
Starting point is 01:15:39 through i don't know you just do a pull through but it's fucking nuts but a back in like what are you robbing this bank? Why the fuck? You need to get out. You need to save the extra two seconds on the getaway. I figured out one. Part of my presidential platform was to – I didn't know how I was going to do this, but I was going to stop rubbernecking. Somehow, someway, I will enforce that. If you rubberneck, boom, license gone forever.
Starting point is 01:16:03 Traffic stop. Traffic occurring from rubbernecking. I make sure. I like i'm driving i'm not looking i'm not gonna be a hypocrite what we need to do every emt ambulance cop car whatever needs to be armed or have a uh those giant tarps they put up when the horses fall. They just put up a huge wall that's like 20 by 50. That's pretty smart. And you can't see the traffic. Or you can't see the accident. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:16:32 No rubbernecking. It's just a big blue tarp. That's a very good idea. And it's just something like you just, it's one of those like a green screen that just pops open, you know? Bam! No one's going to rubberneck. People would still try probably, but it's...
Starting point is 01:16:44 It would considerably... If you can't see the crunch and the dead, if it was just a blue wall... That's a very good idea. That's one of your better ones. I like that. Put that right there with doming. Walling. Domes and walls. 2024. KFC. I'd get rid of blinkers.
Starting point is 01:17:02 I mean, I don't... They don't exist in my world. I don't care where you're going just go just do it like why are you like it's just that you're just telling me something i don't need to know go wherever the fuck you want to go you know what i think is one of the biggest phenomenons in in human nature if someone's trying to cut you off in like new york city traffic real slow shit you know red light or you're just trying to jam in ahead of me and the person's trying to block you, whatever. If that person just makes eye contact with you and goes like, yo, can I get in there?
Starting point is 01:17:31 Yeah. Everybody, then you're good. Well, it's the humanization of it. Yeah. It's like, yo, I'm dealing with a human, not a Toyota Camry. Yeah, yeah. Hey, I know this is a pain in the ass. Can I just get in front of you?
Starting point is 01:17:41 Everyone's like, cool. Yeah. It's amazing. It's one of the biggest, like, yeah. I mean, it makes perfect sense why, but it's funny that that's all it takes. Hey, you good? Yeah. I'm like, yeah.
Starting point is 01:17:50 And then we're like, boys. And it's like, yeah, you go ahead, pal. We're friends now. The blinker, I remember I told you I was in the bracket once, and everyone thought I was a bad guy, and I still stand by it. I don't. They're like, what about when you're at a stoplight? Like, don't get me wrong. I'll use it sometimes. Like, what about when you're at a stoplight? Like,
Starting point is 01:18:05 don't even, I'll use it sometimes. Like if I'm at a stop sign or something like that, I'll, if I'm in a neighborhood, I'll usually use it. But like, sometimes I won't too. But like,
Starting point is 01:18:14 why does where I'm going, why does it affect you? There's one time you have to use your blinker. On like a major road where there's two lanes. If you're in the left lane and you're going to turn. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you're going to turn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And you're going to stop traffic.
Starting point is 01:18:26 Right. You have to let me know. Because if I'm in the left lane and I'm going straight. Yes. Now you could say that's on me getting in the right lane. But it's like sometimes
Starting point is 01:18:33 it's like one of those highways without the highway. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's a light every like. Roots. Roots, yes. You need to use your blinker there. Yeah.
Starting point is 01:18:40 Otherwise. How does the person know behind you? Who the fuck cares where I'm going to go? Also, because your car is moving that way. You shouldn't be going so fast that you're going to fucking plow through my trunk. If I don't tell you I'm going, I'm fucking. I'm with you on that. Who cares where I'm going?
Starting point is 01:18:55 You don't need to know where I'm going, dude. I also, I don't know, like, no right turn in New York on a red light. We got to get rid of that. Oh, in New York on a red light. We got to get rid of that. Oh, I was born on the right on a red state. I go right on red everywhere. It's crazy how much. I got caught. I got a ticket the other day.
Starting point is 01:19:14 I was getting a haircut. Couldn't find my culture. Couldn't find. I parked illegally for 30 minutes. They get you every time in Manhattan. Every fucking time. It's crazy. What?
Starting point is 01:19:26 I just parked like on the street illegally. Like it was like, you know, on the street where you can only do commercial. Yeah, yeah, yeah. From like nine to five. And I was like, I'm going to be gone for 30 minutes. What are the chances in all of Manhattan a meter maid is going to walk by? Got me. And they get you every fucking time. There's something going on there that I don't know about.
Starting point is 01:19:40 There's like some sort of, they get an alarm and they know to go down. Because they get you instantly, man. And then the guy, I came over and there's a cop like holding it and I ran over. I was like, no, I'm here, I'm here.
Starting point is 01:19:50 And he goes, I didn't even write this one. You should have been towed. Your registration's expired. So like, you're lucky you just got the ticket. And then I grabbed it and I ran away.
Starting point is 01:19:59 I was like, okay, I'm out of here. But. I don't know if you've had this idea or if I came up with it, but I think that everyone should have like you get one a year you get one of those like little cop sirens and you can just go through traffic but you only get one a year i've i've had an idea for you get five
Starting point is 01:20:15 five it's a horn like a special horn that makes a special noise so if you got to get to the hospital because you're pregnant like you can use it but you get five yeah so when you fuck around and you're like, oh, I'm going to be late for this date and you use it and then like someone's dead six months later and you're out of your horns, you're out. Yeah. But I don't hate that idea. Some sort of limited, you know, Mario star. You have like invincibility.
Starting point is 01:20:38 That'd be great. Yeah. And everyone's got to get out of the way. Yeah. I also think if you can park somewhere, you should be able to park there. Agreed. It's more of a California thing, but like...
Starting point is 01:20:46 Agreed. If there's a spot, if there's space for my car. If I'm going to park on like a little hill, it's fine. Who else is going to park on that little hill?
Starting point is 01:20:54 I can get up on that little hill. I did it. And of course, goes without saying, street cleaning, biggest racket in the world. Not a thing. Fake life.
Starting point is 01:21:02 Get rid of that. Last one. You got time? KFC fights. jackie what's up uh rest of the gang um kevin i had a bit of a real beaters moment recently and i just kind of want to get your thoughts on it so i work for a small branch of a bigger company uh my department is just me and one other guy but this week we had our reviews and so we had some people from corporate down or whatever so we got a little bit kind of reamed and nothing too serious
Starting point is 01:21:33 but it did get kind of heated so whatever anyway about an hour after that happened our two bosses from corporate came in to my buddy office and said, hey, we're going to take you guys out to lunch. And I said something along the lines of, oh, cool. So we've reached the aftercare portion of the program. And they all just looked at me like I was crazy and they had no idea what I was talking about. So then I had to explain what aftercare was to my two corporate bosses and my business partner. So that was not ideal. So I guess my question is, does aftercare count as like a real beater's term? Or do you think that's just part of the general lexicon?
Starting point is 01:22:18 And are there any other terms that you can think of that maybe people don't know that they should? Or where do you think that line can be okay first of all when you say i've got a real beater story and then you start with so is that work where is this going i think aftercare is for sure a porn term as i've never heard it anywhere else i've i've or sex term at least like i've only heard it i've never like seen it in porn seen it you like that word used but like i know of it because of people who talk about a real beater like they yeah that's that's worse it's like you just know it because you're embedded in the culture have you heard of that you don't know what it means right yeah
Starting point is 01:23:01 it's like when you like if you have like crazy rough sex afterwards you like take care of the person and all that shit um but like but also if you're this guy you do not explain that you can't if you don't go to the hospital and you go like that's like post-op kind of even he even could have been like oh that's an hr term after uh after a fight like at work you have to have aftercare you don't say if you if you realize if you're a real beater and you find out you're in a situation with non-real beaters just civilians you cannot give them that information just make some shit up just lie don't tell them that you are such a deviant that you watch such weird porn that there is a portion of the videos you watch afterwards where
Starting point is 01:23:44 you have to make sure that girl is okay. That's what that is. They put those in there so you know that that girl did it willingly and she's still alive. That's crazy. You know those videos that start with like, my name is blah, blah, blah, and I'm here under my own free will.
Starting point is 01:24:00 You know how jackass starts? Yeah. If you have to do that at the beginning and end of your videos, you are in a strange world, my friend. But, yeah, there's one recently. I mean, gape was the big one that we joked about. Gape porn took over. There was another one recently.
Starting point is 01:24:20 I think squirt has become a porn word. For sure. But before that, if you had a squirt gun or like, oh, you squirt has become uh like like a porn word for sure like if you but before that if you had like a squirt gun or like oh you squirted me like if you say squirt now that's liquid coming out of a pussy that has taken over because that was not i don't think squirting was a thing until like 1995 yeah i would i don't think people were i don't even know about 95 i would have said like 2015 like as soon as i started getting the ads on the side of Pornhub or E-Porn where it was like. When do you think the first squirt was?
Starting point is 01:24:49 I mean, it's definitely been going on for a while because some people are. But do you think someone like the 1700 squirted? Yeah. Yeah? You think? They're just like, just fucking piss. Yeah, he probably burned her at the stake. He's a witch!
Starting point is 01:25:01 He's a witch! I mean, it does happen. It's just like some people... But you have to really, at least in my experience, you have to do it. In my experience, it does happen sometimes.
Starting point is 01:25:11 Really? With your dick? Yes. Mr. Magic Stick over here. But like just with certain people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not everybody. It's just people...
Starting point is 01:25:24 But even that... I've never been with someone who was like, where they're like, what the fuck was that? Certain people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not everybody. It's just people. But even that. I've never been with someone where they're like, what the fuck was that? In my experience, it's always been something that they unlocked and then they could do forever. But there was always a first time where they're like, whoa. Or maybe I don't know. But it did seem pretty genuine because everybody's face was like, it was like Jurassic Park. Nobody move. you in with it because the faces everybody's face was like it was like jurassic park nobody moved um i i i i would bet very infrequently there was a couple squirters in like the american colonies and that's it and then and then like it exploded in the 2000s
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