KFC Radio - Former Barstool Employee Hired a Troll Farm Against Us? - Full Episode
Episode Date: August 6, 2024Timecodes: 0:00 Start 01:54 Robert Kennedy and the d*ad bear story 09:04 Going to teh movies alone 13:00 Former Barstool Employee Hired a Troll Farm Against Us? 45:12 Game of Thrones Fina...le Sucked 52:57 Simone Biles beats the Twisties 59:15 Noah Lyles wins by a torso 01:02:54 Imane Khelif (Algerian Boxer debate) 01:06:47 Video Voicemails LINKS: (58:50) Simone Biles First Pitch: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzIv2nNfyBU +++++++++++++++++++++ PRESENTED BY MANGO SHOTTA: Stay Spicy with Mango Shotta https://www.mangoshotta.com/ Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to https://gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code KFC for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Helium Mobile: Get 1 month FREE with code KFC at https://hellohelium.com/kfc Bilt: Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to https://joinbilt.com/KFC.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr
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barstool sports network i'm back from vacation and we're coming in hot um john john john facetimed me
over the break to to discuss this and that's when i know it's some serious business that's how i
know it was it was the real deal um well hang on before we get into that okay i got one
thing i want to say i think we as a country need to make sure that robert kennedy can like run for
president forever are you talking about the dead bear thing bro i just posted a video on it
awesomest story i've ever heard i was like like, I don't think it's a bad thing to have your political dirt be that you were playing with a dead bear in Central Park.
The New Yorker ran that as some sort of bombshell.
That was pretty fucking funny.
He needs to be like, I don't care if we as taxpayers have to fund it.
His campaign has to be able to last forever.
He's obviously never going to win. I was going to say, you don't have to fund it his campaign has to be able to last forever he's whether he's like he's obviously never gonna win i was gonna say you don't have to worry about winning it's like
he has even like like next year right when we have a new president he gets the right he's still
on the campaign trail he's on the campaign trail no election but you're just still campaigning
because i want like new yorker and new york times reporters to always be investigating him
because these are stories he apparently would never tell
and he just pops up once
every few months with like the most rock star
story you've ever heard. Bro, how about the fact that
he was like, his people were like, we gotta get
in front of the story and he's like, alright, here's what we do.
Get Roseanne Barr.
We're gonna get in a room, dress her up all nice, I'll talk
about the dead bear in Central Park. Wait, that was Roseanne
he was talking to? Yes. Yes. Oh, I
didn't know that. And the whole time she's like, okay, all right.
Like, where's the story going?
Even like the last story he had, like he just comes up.
He just pops up and has like, again, like insanely rock star stories.
Or he's like, a worm ate half my brain.
You're like, what?
And then this one, I mean, this one is.
If you don't know the full story, he explains it.
A woman, he was driving in upstate New York.
A woman in front of him hits a bear.
He decides to pick up the bear and put it in his van.
And he was going to go home.
He's going to skin the bear and put the bear meat in the refrigerator.
He said, now, in New York State, you can do that.
You can tag roadkill and make it all official. Do eat bears we do bear meat i guess yeah dude see that's the point
like every part of the story doesn't make any sense unless you have billions of dollars yeah
every part of the story it's a side quest once you're a billionaire you're like i start playing
with dead bears what do you do with bear meat though? For real? I can understand. You skin the bear. You make a rug.
What do you do with the meat?
I guess he ate it.
When he was like, from the fucking jump, the story, it's not that it doesn't make sense.
It's just all shit you've never even heard of.
Where he's like, and the voice.
It's like 7 a.m. I'm going falconing with my friends in upstate.
What the fuck is falconing, dude?
Yeah, he goes, we're hawking. We're having such a good time. I'm going falconing with my friends in upstate. What the fuck is falconing, dude? Yeah, yeah, yeah.
He goes, we're hawking.
We're having such a good time.
And then he's throwing in these details.
He's like, so we went to dinner at Peter Luger's.
Yeah, he's like, what?
Was that a plug?
Did you get paid for that?
And then I'm at Peter Luger's so long, I realize I have to go to the airport next.
But I still got the bear in the trunk.
So I decide.
He's like, oh, this was like the only thing where I was like, well, that's obviously a lie.
When he's like, everyone was drunk except me.
Oh, yeah.
But unless he's sober.
Is he one of those sober guys?
Yeah.
If he's sober, then he was.
The way he said it was like, obviously, I wasn't drinking.
But it makes me think that back in the 80s.
Maybe you weren't drinking.
I think RFK was doing something in the 80s.
No, this wasn't in the 80s.
This was 10 years ago.
Oh, he said 10 years ago.
That's right.
A decade ago.
He was 60 years old.
That's right. Also, you said 10 years ago. That's right, a decade ago. He was 60 years old. That's right.
Also, I don't remember this.
I got to go to the airport, and I realized I still got the bear in my trunk,
so I just throw it down in the Central Park and make it look like a biker hit it.
What?
I don't remember this, though.
Do you?
He was like, it was a huge story.
There were helicopters and everyone.
I feel like I would have heard of a dead bear and it looks like a bicycle.
This actually reads like a pap story.
One of these fake urban legends.
Except I think I'm going to believe it because it's RFK.
And then Roseanne's just standing there the whole time like, okay.
I realized that was Roseanne.
Roseanne, good for her.
She cleans up.
She cleaned up yeah she
cleaned up um yeah i i feel like if the new yorker thinks this is like some takedown they are
mistaken they are sadly mistaken this is again it's just having generational wealth must be
because everything is like why would you do that oh i was born a billionaire that's why i do it
also also it's like you understand why these guys feel like they get away with everything because they do.
It's like, I don't know.
I just threw a fucking dead bear in there and nobody said a word.
Nobody saw me.
Nobody said anything.
I got away with it.
The story is radical.
Yeah, this is a radical story.
What really stinks, though, is that it means one of his buddies who was in on this story ratted yeah and that sucks because when you have a dead bear story
with someone you have like a blood oath you have a bond for life and that means somebody ratted and
told them like well and that also means though like really if if if the new yorker it's like
when we get hit pieces written about us and there's really nothing new there.
It's like, if this is all you got, I've been campaigning the whole time.
And right before the election, you're dropping your big piece.
And it's my dead bear story.
All good, bro.
And he's fighting rattlesnakes and shit on Instagram.
He's doing his pushups.
He's awesome.
If it wasn't for his goddamn voice and the fact that people think he's a complete lunatic, he would probably win.
Yeah. Where does that idea come from's a complete lunatic he would probably win yeah where does that idea come from the complete lunatic yeah yeah he does think that cell phones give you brain cancer so you know i always think about the worm one too you just offered up the
opinion like yeah that's like a worm ate some of my brain. Fuck yes, dude. Fuck yes, dude. If I, like, in a debate or whatever.
If Ozzy Osbourne told me that, I'd be like, fuck, he's rock on, brother.
In a debate, I would just be like, hey, all other candidates, do you have your full brain?
Did a worm eat any of your brains?
No?
Okay.
We can cut this guy out now.
I do like that he can beat up the other guys.
Yeah.
I feel like that should be part of, of like an academic decathlon sort of thing.
We do the debates and we do policy, but then also you like spar and this guy beating the shit out of all of them.
You definitely get points for that.
He doesn't quite fit the bill, but there was a viral tweet after the debate that I was like, you know, I kind of agree with this.
Where it was just like, it just said, I'm so serious.
The president should be 45 years old and hot as fuck.
That's true.
I'm like, yeah, that's kind of it.
Then that's the vibe you want.
The other thing I had, real quick, I've been to church four times this year.
Are these bottles getting bigger?
This is crazy.
Wait, this is though, right?
They went from a normal size to a bigger size, and now this is like a gallon of water, right?
I feel like a dainty little girl
drinking a bottle now.
I've been to church,
to an Irish Catholic church four times this year
and three times the priest was African.
And I just think that's interesting.
Well, they do that.
I don't know why, but that's the thing.
I had Nigerian priests all the time.
Really?
They're rotating them around all the time and I think they ran priests all the time. Really? I think they, you know, as I rotate them around all the time,
and I think they ran out of, like, white ones because they all fucking.
The Irish ones won't stop fucking again.
Right.
It's like, we got nobody left who fits the demographic of this town,
so you get a Nigerian.
Last thing.
Is it late enough?
Yeah, it is.
Like, it's been, like, three weeks since Twisters came out.
By the way, get a shirt.
Hell yeah.
I still have not seen it.
Okay, this isn't necessarily a spoiler.
If you feel it, chase it.
It's not a spoiler.
That's a great fucking shirt.
Has anyone in this room seen it yet?
Have you seen Long Legs yet?
You have a fucking problem.
I haven't seen Long Legs yet.
I'm going to tell you what happens.
I know.
It's like Pat's most anticipated movie of the year.
He hasn't seen it.
It's been four weeks. I can't get anybody to go with me. Go solo. I saw. It's like, Pat's his most, kept telling me it's his most anticipated movie of the year. And he hasn't seen it. It's been four weeks.
I can't get anybody to go with me.
Go solo.
I don't want to go solo.
I saw it again this weekend.
I've seen it twice now.
This is the biggest,
this is the biggest problem
with young men
in today's society.
The,
the,
and I was there too.
I was there too.
You think that going
to the movies alone
is a bad thing
when you're young.
And it's,
it's like,
you know when, you know when guys like go out there and they and they encourage you to check your testicles and shit like that?
Like, get your colonoscopy, get your health.
I am encouraging everyone to go to the movies alone.
It's something you think you're a loser when you're young. And once you do it, every single person to a man is always like,
this was the best experience of my life.
I'm going to do it again all the time.
Just go alone. I know what movie mine was. I just looked it up to see what year it was. best experience in my life. I'm going to do it again all the time. Just go alone.
I know what movie mine was.
I just looked it up
to see what year it was.
I was 21 years old
when I started going alone.
So I know I went to see
Couples Retreat.
And I remembered it
because it was so...
Now that is the gayest thing
I've ever heard in my life.
That is not really
what I'm talking about,
but okay.
That fits you so well.
If anyone ever says to me,
can you describe
John Feidelberg
in one sentence?
When he was 21 years old,
he went to see Couples Retreat alone.
That's it.
That was back in the day
before you had your apps and stuff like that.
So that was...
That was just a commercial.
I walked up to a 16-year-old at a ticket counter
and said, I'll do one to Couples Retreat, please.
It's called Couples Retreat.
No, go to the movies alone
and you will realize that it's like
you don't have to do any awkward conversation. You don't have to have that conversation afterwards where you go, well, alone and you will realize that it's like you don't have to do any awkward
conversation you don't have to have that conversation afterwards where you go well
what'd you think and then someone disagrees with your opinion and you fucking hate them for it all
those things out the window you just watch the movie by yourself it's incredible yeah you don't
have to worry dude i i get such like um even when i'm watching movies with people not in the theater
like i i feel their vibe of yeah like they don't like enjoying it. It ruins your experience.
Totally.
Why aren't they laughing?
Dude, the second time I went to see Twisters,
I saw it with Nate.
And the whole time he watched this,
and I was like,
he hates this movie.
And then it ended,
and he's like,
that's the greatest movie I've ever seen.
I was like,
well, the vibe I got the whole time
was taken away from my pleasure in the movie.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
But whatever.
The point of this all is,
at the very end of Twisters of twisters paul sheer's in it who's that again uh bald guy from the league
uh and he's like i can't tell is it a cameo like oh shit that's paul sheer or like it's a it's a
very small shade to paul sheer but he's kind of perfectly in that realm
of like is he doing it for work or is he a cameo i don't think that's cameo level but he doesn't
like i don't think people running home going did you see the paul sheer cameo okay no shade to my
guy right no i love paul but that's why it's like he's kind of the perfect level of like
like when would that be a cameo i don't know man when like deadpool comes out and you got like
cameos or like chris evans and yeah you Deadpool comes out and you got cameos or Chris Evans,
it's like, those are cameos.
Paul Scheer and Twister is the only cameos.
It is Paul Scheer is his name, right?
I want to double check.
Because he also has a similar name to Letterman's.
Well, that's who I thought of at first.
And I was like, that's definitely not a cameo.
And then I remembered the guy from the league.
Yeah, yeah, Paul Scheer.
Yeah, Paul Scheer. What's the Letterman guy? Paul. I think it yeah, Paul Scheer. Yeah, Paul Scheer.
What's the Letterman guy?
He's Paul Schrader.
Right, and he's also a bald guy.
I wonder if his whole life he's gone.
No, Paul Schrader's an American screenwriter.
Do bald guy David Letterman.
Because that guy, Paul Scheer probably runs around going,
I'm not the fucking guy from Letterman.
Schaefer.
Paul Schaefer.
Paul Schaefer and Paul Scheer. Tough, toughul sheer tough tough tough um all right that's about all i
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more than gossip and and and i do this now in my in my later years in barstool when i'm running hot
about something and then by the time we get to the episode i you know my my like you're a 40 year
old man has kicked in and i calmed down a little bit. And then this one also was proven to maybe be, we don't know how true it is. So I can't
fly off the handle. Like I thought I was going to, and I would not have really hyped it up
as such on Twitter. If I had known where this was going to go, but let me tell you a little story.
I get a full FaceTime from John on vacation. You said to me, um, you were, you're talking about
when the, when I i when i felt like
the internet turned on me because you know i mean people on the internet have just hated me for so
long and and part of that was definitely you know with my all my personal shit many many years ago
but there was a recent turn over like the past year or so where i was like this is fucking crazy
it feels like it's 2017 all over again. This is nuts.
I don't know what's going on.
So that's where I started to think more and more about it.
So let me tell you the story.
So John calls me and explains that there was a Reddit thread
posted on another part of Reddit
that made it to the Barstool Reddit.
And now if you're not familiar,
the Barstool Reddit is literally the seventh circle of hell. The worst thing I've ever done in this world it to the barstool reddit and now if you're not familiar the barstool reddit is literally the seventh circle of hell the worst thing i've ever done
in this world was create the barstool reddit like like people like like the ati questions like if
you could go back in time and change one thing i would out of all of the things in my life i would
go back and undo the barstool reddit i see i actually think the the reddit i have no idea what it does, but I don't think it affects
anyone here anymore.
I think everyone is just like, that's...
Oh, I disagree with that.
Really?
Oh, yeah.
The people...
You don't think people are reading the Reddit and making decisions based on it?
I don't think so.
Oh, I think you're sorely mistaken.
Really?
Oh, yes.
I thought that was one we kind of like...
Everyone was just like, well, that's...
I wish you were right.
I hope you're right.
I just don't think that's true.
Really?
Yeah.
Well, I know at least one person looks at it because they saw this on...
Well, this is what I mean.
This wouldn't even be a thing if that was the case.
I started the Barstool Reddit back when everything was...
Anytime there was a new thing, and not that Reddit was new, but it was like Barstool needed
to get on every platform and every medium, and Reddit basically is the internet.
And that's how things went viral for
like a really long time like pre-social media it was like you get to the front page of reddit you
know so i wanted to have like our subreddit there and then it just turned into a like gossip page
hate fest you know the ultimate like uh blah blah blah fans hate blah blah the most you know
what i mean like that star wars fans hate star wars the most barstool fans hate barstool the most in the reddit world for sure but anyway this this other thread was from a
person who ran a troll farm right it you want you want it you want to tell it actually because
you you were the one time yeah i can i can give it the so i was this was last wednesday
and i was just taking are going, what is it?
Fucking tell me.
So I was just hanging out in the office, and there is a discussion brewing about a post
on a Reddit page called Snark.
I guess like influencers have like Snark pages, or fans of influencers have snark pages.
And on that snark page,
which this thing had made it to the Barstool page,
is a screenshot.
I never knew about this.
I thought snark was something specific to this.
So snark pages are a thing?
I think so, yeah.
It's just like a gossip forum?
I don't really know it in relation to the New York City influencers.
Okay.
So there'll be a snark page for Alex Earl.
There'll be a snark page for individual people.
I'll have snark pages about them?
I think so.
All I've seen is the New York influencer one.
Okay.
I'm not positive on that.
Swipe up for snark on your favorite bloggers, influencers, and everything else on the internet.
Okay.
I get the picture.
So there's a snark page for New York influencers.
There's a Troll Farms Instagram account.
And on their story, they said something to the effect of Alex Benendos made $2,000.
Oh, we're doing Mean Girls.
We're doing the Mean Girls, folks.
Now, a troll farm is something you pay them
money and they troll whoever you want them to troll uh and they have different levels of their
packages um they start at 120 this is the most despicable thing on the internet like like the
people who uh who who like groom 15 yearolds are better than these people. They started at $120, and it's just...
It's pretty damning to...
Not damning, but aggressive, like, the terminology they use,
where it's like, we'll make sure they can't sleep,
or whatever the fuck it says.
That should be illegal, for real.
Like, if you get caught doing that, you should go to jail.
And so a person who works at barstool reached out to this um
this troll farm and they said hey you know we saw alex bennett owes you two thousand dollars
we're wondering who it was that they need targeted to target it yes good word and everyone in the
world is assuming kelly keeps it would that would make the most
sense yeah um and i guess the troll farm is talking about like they you know buying her
debt or something like that buying alex's debt or whatever they're going back and forth about
how we can get this information and which is also sick by the way yeah like guys you're disgusting
and eventually it comes out it was funny because i've been sitting there the whole time, and then I got up for some reason.
And I don't know if I had to come do something here or whatever.
But as I get back to being out there,
it's like perfectly timed where the person reads out loud the text
from the Troll Farm account, and it just goes,
they say it's someone from KFC Radio.
And I was just like, hell yeah, dude.
That was, I mean, that's the greatest gift we've ever gotten.
Divine intervention.
It honestly is so insane.
It cannot be true.
Like Kelly, I will say this.
Kelly also has to have been a target.
There is no way those girls if they if they decided
to actually do this paid to troll someone and did not put kelly in the crosshairs but if it was me
that is the most misplaced anger i've ever heard of in my whole fucking life
so i'll i'll say all this with a with a grain of salt and and maybe it is true maybe it's not
because now as i was ready to
you know come in rip roaring and then as you came in you were like now people are saying they don't
know if it's true they feel like this guy is full of shit i mean it just it can't i was the only
person maybe a couple but the only person of importance that i went down with their ship and it's not even
my fucking ship i was like i mean i i'm a friend of kelly's and like we had like a a bad time in
our friendship over it like i i i caught collateral shit because i was so much like
i don't believe what's going on here professionally is right. And I didn't really care for the way they behaved, and I didn't care for their content,
but I'm speaking up for the way the fucking company should be run, and I think this is bullshit.
And I did that on Barstool Radio and behind closed doors and in front of cameras and privately to them and to other people ad nauseum.
I mean, to the point that it was like,
we get it.
If those motherfuckers.
And again,
when,
when I first found out,
like I kind of just was like,
so fucking what?
Like truly there's so much hate on the internet.
Every time I do anything,
it doesn't,
it was not,
it does not really like affect me.
It was like,
that's sand to the beach.
What?
A few hundred more people are now, you know, saying shit to me. But was like, that's sand to the beach. What, a few hundred more people are now
saying shit to me? But then,
because it's been that way for
almost a decade now,
but then we started
talking about timelines, and
earlier this year,
I got off
of Twitter. People remember I gave Pabst my
Twitter password, and
it was kind of like a joke, because we went back and forth where I was like, give me the password.
Give me the password.
Give me the password.
Give me the password.
But it reached a point where I was like, I got to get off Twitter.
Like, this is bad for me.
Like, I don't know what's going on.
But, like, literally nothing I do right now, everything I do right now, the top comments are the same old shit.
And they always are. But this was like a flood.
Like I said, I was like, did I time travel?
What is happening right now?
And it was just like eating at me and driving me crazy.
And so I was like, I just got to get off it.
And that all coincided with all of that shit happening.
Now, I don't think that's enough of a smoking gun.
I don't know anything.
I've never spoken to the troll farm guy.
This is all like second, third.
Probably fourth hand now.
But I will say that.
If that is true.
That girl.
That's.
That is.
That girl is a piece of shit.
That girl is absolute trash.
And I already didn't like...
She never struck me as crazy crazy.
This is the thing.
They never do until they do.
No, most of the time they do.
I don't know, man.
I've been pretty shocked several times in my life now where I'm like, really?
You too?
I think this will be the first time that shocked me. What? I think this will be the first time that shocked me.
What?
I think this will be the first time that shocked me.
Every time I've been like, look, I knew it was under the fucking.
Well, no, but now also you start to think if that's true, then, you know, it was always
curious how some of their numbers were so big and all that.
So I'm like, I'll just say if you're going down the road of,
of buying troll farm people,
you're probably buying other shit too.
Yeah.
And so again,
I don't know that for sure.
I also though,
at the same time,
I feel like maybe Gaz,
Gaz was like their champion though.
Gaz was the only other one.
Cause I was going to say,
I feel like our,
our social people can tell if you're fake or real.
Can they?
I would,
I would think if you dig in but maybe we
don't dig in because because to me it's like we have to be on top of that i would think because
it's like you have to like pay somebody accordingly yeah but that's like the like us digging in is
like fucking bud see like testing bonds yeah yeah okay that's like the olympics with his boxer i
don't know she's got a chromosome or some shit i'm not sure uh yeah so maybe they didn't dig in because because gaz was also the other one you never want to be in a fox
hole with gaz yeah that's that's the time you realize you're like wait a minute i'm on the
wrong side of this argument um but that is truly low life shit that is low life garbage behavior
and uh and i never liked the way even jordan i would have said i had more interaction with alex when
they were here and even during all that bullshit when we had conversations i was always talking to
alex and jordan was there and she was always kind of like cool thanks but that was it and then when
it all went down it was obviously messy and even jordan still said like she texted me something
nice being like you know it ended poorly but like you know you had her back or whatever
and i never heard from alex binet again and i don't really care about that but now that this like all the
pieces starting to fall into place i'm like i mean you technically did get them fired well that's so
that's the thing that's the thing maybe in her mind she's justified because the the final straw
was we were doing the only fans pageant with gl Glenny Balls. And the OnlyFans, what was it?
It was the 9-11 OnlyFans pageant sponsored by Glenny Balls.
And they never showed up and they never texted me.
They were supposed to be judges and they never showed up to it
and they never texted me saying they weren't going to be there.
Dave called me and he was like, is it true that they were supposed to be judges?
I said, yes.
He said, is it true that they didn't call you at all?
I said, yes.
He said, okay.
And we hung up. And then like the next minute on the radio he was like
they're fired yeah i never said like yo these girls did not show up like fire them or i never
said anything like that so that was dave's call but i could see how someone could construe it as
me but uh fuck that fuck that man i mean i i i again a part of me says like i don't fucking care
but part of me also is like i hope it's true i almost i almost do in a way too because i was like
there was a point where i was just like and i mean i i think i've just made peace that this will just
be my life on the internet forever but when it got particularly bad in 2023 or four or whatever that was like
seven eight years after the fact i was just like this this shit is just like never gonna fucking
end you know and i almost have a like a reason now you know it's a closure it's like yeah it's
like at least oh i understand what happened for that like six month period where like
i couldn't say a fucking word and it was just like
you know driving me insane it's like all right this bitch paid 150 bucks for
10 000 people to harass me i think she bought a pretty premium package because the
at least the as far as i understand at least what's definitively true is the troll farm account
did post out yeah so so that's the other thing.
$2,000, that's a premium.
I was going to say, if you can pay $120 and get the job done,
$2,000 is the ultra premium.
That's like when you go to get your car washed,
and it's like, do you want your car washed for $10,
or do you want this other shit for $9,000?
I'll just take the soap and water, please.
I think
I think what's in question is the
DMs with the account
yeah but also the confusion
of it like
like did they think
that Kelly was on KFC radio or
something you know what I mean like the way that
it was relayed to me it was
one of it was the host of KFC radio I don't
think it's you you know and so I'm thinking it's me very silly yeah that would be crazy that would be that would
be that would be awesome that would be some rfk shit i just pick random people in a troll forum
and i pay i pay a two thousand dollars to have a bunch of people go scream in the forest
yeah that's not gonna do it they could all whisper it into their bathroom mirror it would be as effective as replying but the uh like it's it's i think that's the part in question the part
of her being like of the account being like alex was two thousand dollars that as far as i know
that is true that's real that was on a on a smart page that made it to here. So it's like she's paying for somebody. I would assume it's at least partly Kelly.
And then if it's me, you know.
I mean, they're dead to me anyway.
It was like they're fucking gone.
But now it's like truly dead to me.
The fact that, first of all, the fact that you're being in collections from a troll farm is the lowest.
Like I almost don't need to say anything more.
Because just take a look at where that whole storyline has gone the last several months.
And now you're in collections.
You get a debt collector from a troll farm.
Yeah, that's rock bottom. Just to be clear, we're not against debt collectors being after you.
Because I got a couple of those.
I got so many of those.
I actually think I have got to be.
I think I got multiple states looking for me.
I don't know.
Maybe I'm wrong.
I feel like I'm maybe the only millionaire with debt collectors.
But then I also think that there's a lot of millionaires with debt collectors.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I don't know which one it is.
I'm the only guy with a debt collector for like 300 bucks.
I should just pay this shit off. So I don't know which one it is. I have, I'm the only guy with the debt collector for like 300 bucks. Like I should just pay this shit off and I just keep on running.
I mean, and it's.
I know the state of Massachusetts on my ass.
I know that for sure, dude.
I think I finally, I think I finally, after like a decade long battle with EasyPass got
them off my back.
All I had to do was just change my, my, my license plate and I just wouldn't do it.
I would just rattle up like thousands of dollars worth of fines because I had the wrong license plate on my tag.
And I finally did it, and it was like this – in my head, it was like a battle ending.
It was like – they were just like, okay, whatever.
But yeah, I feel like I have – I can look at numbers ringing and be like, that's a debt collector.
I know that number is fucking – I know where you're coming from.
I hear the voice.
If there's a half a second pause
when you answer the phone,
it's too quiet for half a second
and then you hear background noise,
click,
that's a debt collector.
That is always a debt collector.
I'm like,
hello,
and it's dead silent
and then you hear like,
wonk,
wonk,
wonk,
wonk,
click.
I'm sure that,
I'm positive my identity's been stolen.
I get calls.
Like, literally.
I went to the state of Massachusetts
for a year when I did not live there.
They're like,
yeah, your 2019 tax is for your work.
And I was like,
I lived in New York in 2016.
So I'm pretty sure that's not me.
And they're just like, yeah, well, you got just like yeah well you gotta pay i just don't think
it was me i didn't have a job in massachusetts also debt collectors are really a great a great
exercise in and what and what if i don't what if i don't they will i don't know like i've always
been like i think my i think what happens is your credit score gets crushed and then every time i
check my credit it's good enough so i'm like okay i don't think what happens is your credit score gets crushed. And then every time I check my credit, it's good enough.
So I'm like, okay, I don't think that happens either.
Yeah, I'm in the yellow.
I'm fine.
The needle's like over halfway.
You're good.
I don't think nobody's – I've never had any trouble with the law.
I've never had any credit problems.
I think I'm just not going to pay that.
I sort of didn't realize you have to pay off your full credit card until –
like now I'm just in credit card debt.
Oh, I still don't.
You don't have to.
Kevin tried to explain it to me and I'm like.
So you pay the minimum amount you can keep.
Yeah, but even then I was like.
But do you, let me just interrupt you.
Do you understand interest?
Because he didn't.
And when I explained it to him, he was like, oh, fuck.
And I remember you explaining it and I kind of tuned out because I was like, it's fine.
And it can be like 20% interest.
Yeah, yeah.
So now I like, like oh like thousands when i didn't need to it's like i had the money in my account but i was like oh i don't really feel like seeing all that go
that's where they got you yeah yeah yeah they know i thought it was like a light suggestion
like you can yeah no no no it's been explained to me five times i'm still if you can if you can
buy everything and pay for everything on a credit card and then pay it off right away with money earn all those points I mean I still don't do points I don't know
how that works I have a ton I'm sure I'm never gonna use them but like that's you're a you're a
credit card company's worst nightmare they love people like you who they're just like yeah I'll
just let this money accrue and the interest is there you have to pay it but then what if I just
don't and then it's like well you can never
get another credit card when you go to buy a house you're fucked but i'm just saying every time i
went to do those things it was all good so i was like i'm just gonna keep hanging up on debt
collectors buying a house yeah i i don't know actually you're fucking with a generation that
doesn't have that dream brother right oh no i won't be approved for a mortgage no fucking it's
not because of the debt collectors buddy you like
that doesn't scare me at all that would be funny if there was just a if like that honestly is
probably what drove people for like a whole generation is like i have to get a house and
now that it's just not possible like buying a house and retirement with the two things you need
to like and we're just like oh we're not gonna do that we'll just be homeless and die working and
then and then the whole country's like well wait they're not gonna listen to us it's a revolution anyway i don't know
fuck those bitches i i hope things are going well it seems like they're going swimming
for some reason i've been picturing alex like uh and get out like uh when allison williams is just
like sitting there like daintily eating things and And remember at the very end when she's got her headphones on
and she's eating Froot Loops?
There's a picture of her playing on her computer.
There's a picture of Alex doing that.
I'd be like, another 500 at the troll farm.
Well, I'd also imagine.
Every time I say it, it can't be true.
It cannot be true.
But I'm still going to talk about it.
But it can't be true.
Here's what I would say.
If this was another case, if if i knew confirmed that a troll i mean also we got it we
got to do that to discuss the source although why would a troll farm lie yeah like you can't rely on
a troll it's one of those things where it's like you can't trust a scumbag but you can also trust
the scumbag you know what i mean those guys have those guys are the most trustworthy in a way like they would not just post alex bennett owes me two thousand
dollars unless alex bennett owes them two thousand dollars right you know so or if they wanted
attention but that's yes that's what i mean but i don't know that's bad business for troll farms
yeah it's like you might well well does this troll sign like are you like i'm not going to use that
troll farm they don't have morals yes i'm going to go to my yeah i would love to know if there's a hierarchy of troll farms you know this one's
platinum this one you know they'll they'll fucking kill somebody for you troll farm is just a
euphemism for a hitman at this point uh so i think if it was another case and someone said we
confirmed that this person used a troll farm and then there's a DM or a whisper about you.
I would be like, that's enough for me to probably say that you're involved.
So in that case, go fuck yourself.
But on the other side of things, that's there's not quite enough.
And you have people do lie for attention and all that.
But one of these days, I'm just going to snap and kill somebody.
I'm not saying
it's her but it is like it's it's such proof positive that like everything it's actually
disheartening yeah genuinely disheartening because you're like everything about my job is fake
right right yeah i don't nothing here is real it's like i said to you on the phone like I
knew of the existence of these things
I just like never thought
when you don't think
about doing things like that
it's like I didn't even realize I never even thought about the reality
of that yeah and I'd heard about it
a million times I heard about bots bots bots
but I never thought of like the
weaponization of them.
I always thought it was just like you can buy followers to up your numbers.
You can buy downloads.
But to like – it's a specific – like you can say this about this person.
And there will be an army of people that go say that about you.
I never thought about it specifically like that.
And then you're like –
Even though that's exactly how it is described.
And it's politics and everything.
So it's like why would it not leak into your world and then you start to think about the opposite
when you see somebody blow up and you're like what the fuck is going on why is that person so popular
and it's like well maybe that was fake yeah and then you have to start questioning everything
and it's like yeah no i guess that's kind of what you get for being like we're still basically at
the infancy of the internet where it's still the wild wild west it's like everything when it first starts is like oh yeah once the scammers figured
out a way to to make money off it they every you know they they cut every corner and exploited
every every chink in the armor and it's like oh that's what's been going on this whole time so
and i'm over here trying to do it for real you know yeah i think i said something on the phone
like i would rather have what we
have which is real like we know we have real fans we don't have like the most fans but we got a lot
of them and we know that it's very real versus fake like inflated yeah but i don't know if i
believe that yeah because it depends on how inflated it gets i'd rather have if it's if you
can inflate your shit and people and like brands and shit start to buy into it then who fucking
cares and you're just making money you know like what's okay okay whatever we have real fans what's If you can inflate your shit and people and brands and shit start to buy into it, then who fucking cares?
Then you're just making money.
You know?
Like, okay, whatever.
We have real fans.
What's the fucking honor in that?
Who gives a shit?
When we all fucking end up dead, who cares?
All those guys had real fans.
That guy's fucking rich.
And it was easier for him.
I think it would...
I think, to stick with the Barry Bonds comparison,
I think I'd be a non-juicer.
You think so?
I've always been pro-steroids.
I'd be one of those pitchers who's like,
well, fuck this.
I'm going to juice too.
I think that like...
I think it would take away from my joy of doing it
if I knew everything was fake.
So I wouldn't have fun doing it anymore.
So why would I want to do it if it's not fun?
You know what I would want?
And I hope this is out there for somebody.
I want a manager who does this and doesn't tell me.
And they're just like, yo, you have a million followers.
You've got a million followers this week.
I don't know.
That video was really funny.
I was like, yahoo!
That's what I want.
Because you're right.
If you know, it does become a little bit like
there it's a little bit matrixy where it's just like well then what the fuck what am i
what am i losing sleep over why am i trying hard what do i care it was kind of like when i a
different version of it when when i realized that when i was trying to do game of thrones content
and i realized that everybody has screeners and that's how they had their videos out by like 1001 and i was like oh well i'm behind
the eight ball i can't i cannot compete with this yeah it's kind of like that where it's just like
well what's even the fucking point of trying but i think the counter of that is i think things have
gone pretty well all things considered and i think all of it's real you know yes but i start to just
wonder who who's real who's fake who's fighting you know who was that person does that person actually hate me or they
just fucking getting a dollar a tweet from some pyramid scheme you know like it is it is the
internet is the worst place on the planet talking to like a guy from high school a while back and
he was no no no no like he was like okay i hadn't seen him in a while so i was like and he's
like weird whatever it's relevant so he was like i was like oh like what have you been up to and
he's like yeah i'm like you know in music production and also like i'm i'm like an internet
troll and i was like i was like wait what like he said it as if it was like a hobby like yeah i do
this and also like i rock climb on the weekends like he was like and i'm like i'm an internet troll and i thought it was so weird and like
i was with people and i was like did he just say he was like an internet troll but now i'm
realizing like he's probably like saying that's how he makes money like another form of income
like yeah it's probably a side job i'm first of all never admit that like i instantly was
i mean girls just crazy that's like if you sell feet pics and you're an internet troll just keep
those things quiet yeah i never like there was instantly it was like all the girls just like... That's crazy. That's like if you sell feet pics and you're an internet troll, just keep those things quiet.
Yeah, I never like...
There was instantly,
it was like all the girls just fled.
Like, what is this weirdo?
And then I was like too nice
or I just was like standing there talking to him.
Like being like,
so tell me about internet trolling.
That internet troll was so entertaining last night.
But I guess maybe it's like a new form of income.
That is...
That's pathetic. Well, hang on. That is, that's pathetic.
I know.
Well,
hang on.
I'm now I'm coming around on it.
If it's,
if it's the guy's answer to only fans.
Well,
yeah.
So if you need,
Oh,
you guys can be hot on the internet.
Well,
we can be incredibly mean very well.
It's like,
what were you gifted with?
Like a great body,
beautiful face,
I guess,
attractive feet,
whatever people like.
What was I gifted with?
A horrible disposition and, you know, but although major insecurity i would say still like i mean women are
better than us than ever at everything like who would be a more effective troll if i if i'm running
a troll farm i don't have a single male on the payroll i would have an army of women i actually
think i only need like five or six.
Get me five or six really scorned women,
and I could probably take down the White House.
I mean, that's a no-brainer.
Dude, speaking of kind of similar thing,
I watched a movie this weekend.
It's on Netflix.
It was just like on my homepage.
I don't know how I never heard it.
It's so goddamn funny.
Wicked Little Letters.
It's Olivia Colman.
And it's her just... I don't know.
There's...
Who's Olivia Colman?
You recognize her.
It's just...
It takes place in like...
I don't know.
Let's call it 1700s Britain.
And it's just poison pen letters that are being sent around this town anonymously. And they're fucking... It's funny. I don't know let's call it 1700s britain and it's just poison pen letters that
are being sent around this town anonymously and they're fucking it's funny i don't know it's just
funny i watch anyway it's basically a troll in town harassing everybody and it's really i almost
have more respect for the guy who owns up to it and he's just like this is my art i'm an internet
troll it's like hank wearing his shirt i'm an internet troll
then the guys who hide behind it like if you are alex bennett's nameless faceless like hitman you
suck you stink dude that sucks if i like if i ever found out i don't care how much money it is like
i almost want to talk to the guys of that troll farm and be like, word, for real?
Like, Alex Bennett gave you 20 bucks and you just, you did me dirty like that?
Like, no level of bro code, bro?
She gave me $4,000.
I paid rent, bro. She gave me two grand.
And then, as I understand it, it was half up front, half on the back end.
Oh, so she was $4,000.
And the back end never got paid.
I mean, no wonder she couldn't pay. I mean, she's been
swindled, as we'll tell the internet.
Again, this is all what the... I think it's the first person to get divorced
and realize that, you know, you're gonna not keep
all the money.
The DMs, that was what was said in the
DMs as well. Again, I don't know
how... Well,
I don't know whether to choose to believe it's
real or choose to believe it's fake. I want to believe it's real.
I hope it's real. I don't know.
But then, like what we just said, it opens up the door of like, you know, everything's a farce.
Everyone who dislikes you.
All those comments I got being nice are real.
Everyone saying nice things is definitely real.
Do you think that, I mean, do you think that there are the opposite?
What's the opposite of a troll farm?
Hype farm?
Where it's just like, yo, this guy's the fucking best ever. For sure uh hype farm where it's just like yo this guy's the
fucking best ever for sure i'm sure that right you know and like then that's how you make a name
for yourself but then you know so it's like the people who have all the online because i always
think to myself every person i've ever met ever truly ever met in real life always backhandedly
says shit like i don't know why everyone on the internet hates you so
much and i'm like well maybe now it's because people are paying fucking troll farms to do it
for them not i mean of course i have a lot of actual haters i'm not trying to say that you know
that's all that you know it's all fake but it's a little bit funny when everybody in real life is
like you know we sell out a theater we sell out a a club we go on the road people love us and then it's like and then i go over here and everyone fucking hates me and the same thing when
you see some people where it's like you have that many followers and like you can't sell tickets or
you don't sell merch nobody knows who you are in public or whatever it's like oh but again i always
thought that was buying just followers because that i can understand this person has 10 million
followers you've never heard of them they bought followers but to buy hype because when you click on somebody's shit and
you see the first comments are either bad or good it it you know helps it brainwashes people to be
like whether i like that person or not it was why i don't understand anyone ever looking at them
because like don't you just want to just have your own opinion i know well people don't people don't
people don't want to have it i'll tell you what i'm i'm going to war once again
and i'm going to do this every single time because i'm right every single time the game of thrones if
if game of thrones fans if i could have my job judged by game of thrones dick riders i'd be the
happiest man in the world good great episode a good episode is phenomenal a bad episode is good
and a terrible episode is like
they're just building towards something what what went down on the season two finale of house of the
dragon i think that the writers should be should be put in jail i think there should be like
ramifications for what they did i i watched every fucking episode and i did reaction episodes every
sunday night i was up to like midnight talking about this motherfucking show.
And for nothing.
For nothing.
It went nowhere, John.
It went nowhere.
It went nowhere.
I've recently come across this a time or two.
And the only thing better than watching a great show is not watching a show that everyone ends up hating yes like i didn't
waste my time doing that i did it with the pats with the dynasty i like didn't i didn't watch
maybe the first three episodes and then people were like this sucks so i was like fuck yes i
did that with the boys apparently the season of the boys was terrible the boys just became like
real life and it was just like january 6 tropes and all politics that we the
shit that i'm like literally trying to avoid they they like just wrote into their entire show so i'm
very happy i missed that one the there is something to be like dude like this is another one like i
because you would kind of text me not every weekend by any stretch but like occasionally
be like hey big episode this weekend you might want to catch up and and i was always like i
might and then i i watched veep for the hundredth time instead and a better use your time absolutely because the finale matters so much because when you put a bow
on it it can make a lot of things mean something yeah when you don't it can make it me it makes
everything mean nothing so like at the end of season season one ended in August of 2022. And in that moment, spoiler alert, one son of, it's an inbred family, but one son on
this side of the family eats another son of the dragon.
And so at that point, it's like, yo, it's on.
Yeah.
Civil war.
It's on.
There is no going back.
This dragon ate this kid.
And then the second season starts and another kid gets
killed and this battle happens and this happens and that happens and every time it was like oh
now it's on on and then i looked up and i was like we're at episode like five and there's only
eight and like it hasn't happened yet and then this happened they They started the finale.
The first 10 minutes were with characters that were not in the series at all.
It was a Lannister goes to Essos to try to get a navy.
And he has to talk to like, he has to convince these people to give him his navy.
It was five or six people we have never seen before.
And then he mud wrestles this bitch for like 10 minutes
a girl that was never in the in the show it was like 20 minutes of the finale with people we have
never seen before and mud wrestling's kind of sick though and then no it's not trust me it's it's it
was cool for about 20 seconds and they did it for about 20 minutes and then it was like this
this season this one princess goes to another one and says, hey, we need to not do this battle.
And they had the big discussion of why it's too late.
The ball's already rolling.
And then in the finale, we just did it again.
The princesses got together again, this time the other way.
She was like, we need to stop this battle.
It's too fucking late.
They would just be like, oh, Aemond burned a whole city.
Never showed it.
He took his dragon.
This guy was, like, one of the most interesting characters.
He was bullied as a kid, grew up to be, like, a stone-cold killer.
Now he's taking charge.
He has the biggest dragon.
People are afraid of him.
He finds out he no longer has the upper hand.
He, like, crumbles internally because he's, like, so offended and insecure.
Great moment that, like, you could watch you could watch the demise of a character.
He flames a whole city of innocent people because of it.
And we just find out in one line of dialogue.
It's like, what is going on?
And now there's a two-year layover until next season.
So that means in the end of season one,
we were like, yo, the battle is coming.
And that battle will not happen until 2026.
I'm out, bro.
I'm out.
You're out?
Well, I'm just like, I'm not out.
I will watch because, I mean, I'm so invested in it.
I do this podcast and people listen to the podcast and shit.
But I am like, this happened with season eight.
When we first started Game of Stools, I was like, these episodes kind of suck.
And everyone was like, you're a simpleton. Oh, KFCc just wants battle scenes he just wants blood and tits they say the
same thing every time and every time i'm like nope this doesn't make sense this is bad storytelling
this is not entertaining this is hypocritical all this all this shit and they all are like
and they come around every time they're all like yeah that shit sucked and they will do that with
this one as well i just won't be as hyped for it because it's like this battle also it was eight hbo doesn't have the budget anymore and they don't
want to they can't say that and so all these fucking morons hbo is like we needed to make
it eight episodes instead of 10 because of storytelling you're telling me that the the the
entity that milked game of thrones to eight seasons and then announced seven spinoffs
were worried about two episodes the storytelling won't make sense go suck my dick they don't have
the budget to do the things that they want to do and they're just trying to lie to you and then
people telling me you don't know what you're talking about you haven't read the book so how
would you know and then people are telling me the book is only 300 pages long, so they have to make it work.
Well, then make the fucking series two seasons.
Just make it a short series.
Don't give me a four-season show when there's only 200 pages of material.
You fucking assholes.
Just make it a two-season thing.
They do that in the BBC all the time, and it's great.
Just give me two great seasons and we're out.
So either way, I'm not out, but I'm like,
this is, boy, you did it to me again.
Yeah, now it's a job, and it's like,
now we have two times where I'm like,
they don't know how to deliver.
They know how to build it up,
but they don't know how to deliver.
So fuck them.
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watching the olympics at all uh yeah i watched the olympics like uh i watched the olympics pretty
much every night not not quite every night but i watch it i i don't i don't really i don't do the
streams and all that stuff i don't watch it I was on vacation, so that kind of fucked me
because you're just not sitting in front of the TV
as much as you usually do.
But I found it very hard to watch these Olympics
where it's like I find out about it in real time
and then usually I'm expecting it to be on prime time
and then it's not.
I just feel like it would airing at different times
in weird ways.
And I was like, oh, fuck.
I missed Simone.
But that's why I stopped caring about all that
because I did that for the last two. I said caring about all that because I did that for the last
two I said this last week but like I did that for the last
two Olympics where I was like trying to keep
up with stuff and then this time
I was like I'm just doing it the old way
8 o'clock me and Mike Tirico
but you wouldn't find out anything
I mean sometimes things get spoiled but like it's
hard to avoid but the I did
notice that like particularly with the
women's gymnastics it didn't matter that it was spoiled.
It was still a spectacle.
It's still like someone bouncing on a beam and shit like that.
It's still like...
Dude, I've been reading up on...
Shay loves the gymnastics stuff, so I've been showing her all sorts of shit.
And I was watching the old gymnasts, like Nadia Comaneci and them.
The bars used to be closer together, so they used to do the wild shit dude
and they would just like hit it with their stomach and like flip around yeah and i read the story
about this one chick who was uh i think russian and she broke her neck doing a move invented by a
male gymnast which is now banned where you like do a flip and instead of landing on your feet you
land in a forward roll and she just like landed on her neck and broke it and while she was laying
on the mat paralyzed she said to the guys who came out thank god i won't have to go back to
the olympics really holy shit like that's how harsh the training was and she said that the
her russian um coach told her people like you don't break
their necks don't worry uh so and then like i because i was thinking back to simone when she
had the twisties and everyone was fucking giving her so much shit and then you watch the documentary
and you learn that she was like i thought i was gonna break my fucking neck and then she comes
back and does it and like the the like idea behind that from like just u.s olympic a little olympic committee announcing
that as like mental health like it's it's she has an injury she's an injury in her brain where she
can't like that they should have definitely pr'd that way better yeah because it just came across
as like i can't i can't or i don't want to or i'm afraid but also there's some part of me that's like
the thing about sports is delivering
when you're you know
when you think you can't
when others can't and so there is part of me that still
is like well I don't know you can back out but then
that's going to be part of like your legacy or whatever
you know but then when you learn a little more
about like what goes into it
the twisties are like she can't see where she's going to
right right that needed to be you goes into it. The twisties are like, she can't see where she's going to land.
You know what the problem was? Twisties.
That needed to have
medical terminology. If that was
like ocular paranoia
or some shit, people would be like, oh, I don't know.
Twisties?
Flipping nine times at 100 miles
an hour. She's got to see where she lands.
She's 12 feet in the
fucking air, dude dude i will say though
it's it's a very interesting sport in that when you watch nadia kominichi in them
it still looks good you know like there's a clip going around the internet of of the
the vault from like the early 1900s versus now it's a split screen and the guy just hits the
vault and he just like jumps in the air and lands yeah and then there's a guy doing like 50 flips that there is shit like
that but when you watch the women's gymnastics from like the 70s it still looks like i'm like
i don't even know if the girls now could do some of those things it's like it's it's interesting
that it ages that well um i don't get with floor routines i don't get why they have to do a little
dancing in between i'm sticking the same thing. They're just like, eh, eh, eh, eh.
It's not like beautiful ballerina shit.
They're just like, eh, eh, eh, eh.
Get back to the flips.
Yeah, just go walk over there and do like 100 flips again.
Yes, do that.
Just back and forth, back and forth.
Because it really is just like a couple hips and a couple twists.
It's like, okay.
Imagine if you lost points on that.
Imagine if it was like all your flips were great,
but your little shimmies were.
Minus 10.
You saying Simone reminded me of the picture that they took, I think, last night.
Maybe it was this morning with Simone and the other U.S. Olympian.
I forget her name.
Jordan bowing down to a Brazilian who won gold.
So they're on the podium.
I think Simone got silver.
Another U.S. Olympian got bronze. And a Brazilian woman got gold. And they're on the podium. I think Simone got silver. Another U.S. Olympian got bronze and a
Brazilian woman got gold.
And they're both like bowing
down to her.
And people were just like,
like, this, this will go down
as one of the most iconic
photos in Olympic history.
I don't know if it's like
take culture, like from
from first take and
from those things where
people just everyone needs
to predict the future so badly
i don't get it like just say this is a cool picture who cares where it goes down in the
annals of history and why do you have to predict and project that like this will be the greatest
picture in olympic no it's probably not going to beat fucking carl lewis staring down hitler
it was not carl lewis but jesse owens yeah yeah carl lewis was running in the 90s but yes
yeah yeah there's you know there's there's definitely bigger pictures in this for sure
just say it's a cool picture just say that i like this picture that's great awesome you don't have
to project where it's going to be in 20 years have you seen the picture the video of simone
throwing out the first pitch where she does the flip no i'm sure bro i mean this is no no surprise because we all know she's short but dude on the astros is
crouching as a catcher to catch it and then something happens when he stands up look how
fucking big this is a little zoomed in so i don't know if you're gonna have the same effect
but when when he starts walking towards her yeah you're you're not going to see it. I mean, look at the first one.
You can't kind of see it.
He becomes like a giant.
It is insane how small of a woman she is.
Yeah, you'll see it more here.
It's like, you know, oh, he's crouching down.
No, just leave it in that.
It's like he's crouching down.
It's, you know, it's fine.
And then he stands up and it's just like, whoop.
I mean, that's crazy.
She's staring at it um how about uh no liles i think there's probably nothing better in this world for just a regular dumb brained male i don't think
there's anything better in the world than talking shit in sports and backing it up yeah right if you
could do like one thing in the world it's like i don't know cure cancer be president blah blah blah go to the moon talk shit back it up and uh i love how much how nba twitter like hated this dude
he just said like i forget what he said he said he didn't really talk shit right no he said well
he was a little dramatic he goes do you know he said something he starts it off with like
do you know what i have to deal with?
You know what like weighs on me?
I have to watch the NBA finals.
And they say, world champions.
World champions of what?
And that was it.
They went nuts over it.
What he said wasn't necessarily wrong.
It's just one that you don't really need to say.
It's a weird nitpick.
Yes.
And it came out of nowhere.
He offered it up.
Also, what's weird is if they go win gold, it's like – I guess his point is the NBA team being called world champions.
They will go win an Olympic gold in basketball and then what?
It's like now there's basketball players who are world champions.
But he's just saying this team versus that team.
But he did that.
He sent that tweet where the
guy the guy was looking at him the uh um oblique seville the jamaican runner in june beat him in
a race by like a good margin i would look back at him like and he tweeted the picture and said
i'll see you in paris and the fucking one all right that i did i saw that tweet going around
that that is sick i didn't know that i thought it was all just about the basketball i think that
guy also came in like last but it's funny because he was like
10 tenths of a second behind.
I mean, the 100 meter is ridiculous.
I still don't even know if we really can judge
like 5 thousandths of a second.
How do we judge that?
That's crazy.
Imagine you train,
and your score is 9.79,
and you didn't win. It's 9.79 is the winner and you got it 9.79 but you didn't win that is sickening and your foot crosses that's
a little weird too if i was if i was judging the rules i think i would say the foot crossing the
the thing is the winner i would too until i hear breaking down and i'm like oh yeah you're right i
guess that like but it's just weird.
It's a foot race, bro.
It's called a foot race.
You know what I mean?
I think your foot crossing is more important than your chest crossing.
And this is the time where...
But your chest crossing is like when you...
I don't know.
If my foot's in a room,
I wouldn't say I'm in that room.
If my chest was in that room,
I'd be like, I'm in the room.
But I would say you cross the doorway.
Yeah.
You know? I don't know. But I would say you, like, crossed the doorway. Yeah. You know?
I don't know.
To me, I mean, it happens rarely where it's like this person's foot was so far ahead of your foot, but your chest was ahead of theirs.
And they were like, that's, they said, like, that dude doesn't have much experience yet.
He, like, just started running, like, two years ago.
The guy from Jamaica.
Fucking insane.
Or professionally or something.
But they were
like you know he you got to know that you you have to go with your chest there so he kind of
earned it in that regard but my lord if you like that guy has got to feel so fucking good yeah and
then he hops up on the podium and he was on the presser and he was like I want my own sneaker
great and they were like what about like uh spikes he was like no I want a sneaker
he goes nobody makes funny spikes yeah he's like I He was like, no, I want a sneaker. He goes, nobody makes funny spikes.
Yeah, he's like, I'm going to make funny.
I want sneakers.
So yeah, that was... To me, if you could ask me what's one thing you would want to do,
it would be talk a whole bunch of shit
and then show the entire world that you do it.
Fucking gangster, man.
The Olympics are funny, too.
I was busy Thursday and friday and i was
like kind of off off the grid and like it's almost like you if you're not so up to date
you can miss an entire cycle of fighting like i oh yeah like on the internet like it was like it
was the boxer when i looked on the on Friday, maybe it was even Saturday,
it was like the gif of Donald Glover
coming in with the pizza.
Only like the room wasn't on fire anymore
and everyone was sitting there talking again.
But I was like,
it seems like something wild happened.
Bro, that one,
that shit hit.
That was a fucking internet war.
It was like,
I just locked on.
It was just everyone being like all right so
everything i said whoops but then even that even like now it's like there's a third cycle of that
because they're they are getting the test results and you're also talking about the two most corrupt
entities in the world boxing and the olympics right you cannot trust anybody on anything in this story so i'm
like i'm just done i'm not i i can't trust the person in it i can't trust the fans talking about
i can't trust the boxing i can't trust the olympics i can't trust any of it speaking as someone who
again missed the whole hullabaloo if you ask me who's the bigger detriment to women's sports
it's a chick who got punched in the face once wearing a helmet and started crying and quit
and quit bro that's that's when i when i was just like hey i don't think guys should beat up girls It's a chick who got punched in the face once wearing a helmet and started crying. And quit. And quit.
Bro, that's when I was just like, hey, I don't think guys should beat up girls.
And then it was like, this person has lost nine times.
She's been knocked out nine times before.
And you got punched in the face once and quit.
You were a helmet. At the Olympics.
Like, nine people have put this girl out cold and you couldn't hang for a minute?
That chick sucked.
Dude, I saw the picture of her just crying
and I was like, oof.
That was a tough look.
Yeah.
Well, that's where some people think
that she was like, you know, paid off.
All these crazy things start talking.
Russia paid her off.
It's the culture war.
People are like, Donald Trump set this up.
I don't think Donald Trump picked an Algerian boxer
to carry out his culture war. I don't think so Trump picked an Algerian boxer to carry out his culture war.
I don't think so, guys.
Fucking insanity.
That was really hot.
I did not want to be in that one.
Taylor Swift did.
I made one video being like, if you got XY chromosomes, you shouldn't fight chicks.
And the next one I was like, this story is a little more complicated than I thought.
I'm done.
I'm out.
I'm not talking about this ever again.
Peace. All right, voicemails. Let'm out. I'm not talking about this ever again. Peace.
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program which he didn't but after some youtube videos he figured it out you know enough and i was thinking like he's a
producer to that one lie about this is going to be an influential thing i mean he lives in another
state now he has a girlfriend up there he can have kids and millions of dollars over the next
20 years whatever you know a very impactful part of his life can be pinpoint back to that lie and you know obviously the most
influential lie ever told was mary saying she didn't cheat on joseph and then we end up with
mark ruffalo winning an oscar yeah but in your guys's own lives what do you think the most
influential lie you've ever told so like butterfly effect great question i mean you told this lie
it led to this which led to this you know and see where it takes you so you make it i mean you told this lie it led to this which led to this you know and see where it takes
you so you make it i mean there are there are moments in your life where a lie you can tell
or because i don't even think that's a lie like what he said there is like oh it's a resume yeah
but but but like also the fact that he followed it up with like he figured out how to do it yeah
okay now you've you made amends it's like i lied i i i did a little time traveling you know like i i just told you
a little early that i knew how to do something but i figured it out that's a lot of jobs now
that's like i mean most producer jobs here are people who don't know what the fuck they're doing
and just watch youtube videos and figure it out you know and then you really figure out how to do
it in that like you got to cut above but it's like i'll just figure out how to use premiere
and pro tools and all that shit youtube will will tell me. That's every job now.
So everything can be a lie until you prove it true, you know?
My biggest lie ever.
I don't think it would have affected anything.
I would guess most of my not guilty pleas.
I pled not guilty to a lot of drinking things.
I don't think it would have prevented me from getting a job here,
but if I had a different job. I think me, everything the way unfolded with Barstool and Deloitte,
I think had to unfold the way it did for me to have this end up being my life.
Really?
Like, when I got banned from Barstool at work,
I thought that was going to be done.
And that's not really a lie, but it was like, I was like, all right, I'm not ready to make this jump full time.
So I'm just done.
It's not going to work.
And that ended up working out okay.
And then even the fact that I was able to do both jobs for a while until it was clear that Barstool was going to be a steady job.
Those aren't really lies, but they were decisions I made that were like, if i jumped a little earlier or later or whatever it maybe wouldn't have worked out i remember when i
confessed to dave that i didn't graduate college it was like he was like finally i'd been working
here for like probably three or four years and he's like i'm gonna make you full time
and i was like okay before you do that i have to tell you something like i i didn't graduate
college and he was like i don't care go away
go the fuck away i literally i remember it so it was like so vividly like because it was it was
upstairs in his office in milton and i was standing and i was kind of just like looking
down at him because he hadn't gotten up and he was like he's gonna make full time and i was like
should i just not tell him i was like i gotta tell him i didn't graduate college
he's like i don't care i don't fucking care yeah go away that's a good one um i don't know
i don't know you guys you got did you guys lie about stuff to get here like everything here yeah
everything i literally like like on the day one i being like, and what is a software that you,
that I should be using?
Like I downloaded it and I looked up,
I didn't know it.
Why did you want to be a producer?
I just wanted Barstool.
Just Barstool,
yeah.
Smart.
I didn't,
I,
I know Premiere.
I lied to Nick.
Yeah.
I don't Premiere.
Didn't know it.
I don't think anybody,
like nobody knows how to use Premiere except like the guys who made premiere
like like i guess i mean people take courses for that now so you do come out of the work
you do come out of school knowing premiere 100 you take a video production class and in college
but like that's brand fucking new yeah in my eyes like that was just started when i was in college
right when i was in college no one was taking at least that i don't know maybe in like artsy
schools they were but it wasn't like i I got to go to premier class now.
That would be a glorious waste of money during that.
That's what they should have been doing.
But at that point in time, it would be like, that's crazy.
Go to art history.
I lied how to read – I said I could read greens when I was a caddy.
That's a good one.
What I would do is like –
You need the six iron.
I would find out where their ball was and then I would sprint up when they're not paying attention and roll the ball down to go see how it works but that's kind of
that's you weren't i thought you were just going to be like oh it looks like it's breaking left
you actually had some input yeah i don't know that's that's fair fair fair play in my book
one lie i i'm thinking of that for somebody i can't get out of my head that didn't end up
mattering.
But I'm trying.
So we were really young kids.
We were at my grandfather's house.
And me and my cousins just went for a walk.
And I don't know.
We came back and we were like, someone tried to kidnap us.
And we just said it.
I don't know why.
But we just said that.
Okay, psychos.
I don't think it was my idea.
But I definitely went along with it just one time I got raped
and like all the parents
were like no you didn't
and just carried about their barbecue
but if they had believed
it I don't know how far
I would have gone
I probably would have been part of like a manhunt
just be like it was a red cadillac
i think he got away guys i think we can call this one off so that lie
not being believed was a pretty important one
have you seen two two clips uh up oddly enough
one from um ian fight answer one from jordan
doing crowd work no ian's like has anybody
uh in the career he had a broken arm something happened to ian and so he's i think he was like
i almost lost my life and he goes anybody here ever have a near-death experience and this girl's
like me and he's like what happened she's like childbirth and he's like oh jesus did the kid
make it is he all right and they're like nope, nope. And he's like, fucking shit. Next time, just lie.
Yeah, yeah.
And then the next was Jordan was talking to a girl.
She's talking about daddy issues.
And she's like, my dad's trying to buy his way back into my life, too.
And Jordan's like, oh, that's the best.
That's what happened to my dad.
He bought me all sorts of shit.
What happened with you?
And she was like, he raped me.
And the post, the comment said, she was like, how old were you?
And it bleeps out.
And the comment said, I asked for permission.
She said I could post this.
Everything's okay.
I'm not going to air the age.
But let's just say it's how long we have to wait until the next Olympics air.
Oh, so when she was four?
I'm like, listen, if you go to a club
And you offer that information up
You're out of your fucking mind
I don't
I think it's
I'd be more likely to offer it up
Than if it happened in my adulthood
I'd be like that's in my past
John you're missing the point
Don't offer it up
I don't care how fucking old you are when it happened
Don't go in front of a Everyone's care how fucking old you are when it happened.
Don't go in front of a – everyone's here to have a good time.
You're going to tell everyone you were raped when you were four?
Kind of a downer.
When bad things happen to you, there is the nice, like – Yeah, you get to –
We're like, I can take the room on it.
Take the air out of it.
Any room, whatever, yeah.
I hope that it's one of those –
It's like you're taking your power of taking it back.
Yeah.
I hope that you've healed so much you can talk about your dead kid or your rape and it's funny and you're good i don't know if it's true but man is it fun to turn the tables
on some comedians every now and then they were like what the fuck do i do now all right next up
hey guys what's up what's uh one driving law that you would change if you could that is a relatively
minor law but something that infuriates you for example mine would be I would ban people from backing into parking spots.
Why, you might ask?
Because people take about 10 times longer to back into parking spots than they do to
just back out of a parking spot if they would have pulled in forward, and it infuriates
me.
So, yeah.
What's something like that for you guys?
Backing in is a good one.
It's so stupid.
So stupid.
So, so stupid.
I'm surprised you don't do it.
I feel like it's such a dad move.
But what is it what i also don't understand it because usually they're doing it at like a
home depot or whatever where you need access to your trunk yeah yeah so my dad does it everywhere
he goes my dad backs in my dad i will say this i'll do a pull through oh of course you do a pull
through i don't know you just do a pull through but it's fucking nuts but a back in like what
are you robbing this bank? Why the fuck?
You need to get out.
You need to save the extra two seconds on the getaway.
I figured out one.
Part of my presidential platform was to – I didn't know how I was going to do this, but I was going to stop rubbernecking.
Somehow, someway, I will enforce that.
If you rubberneck, boom, license gone forever.
Traffic stop.
Traffic occurring from rubbernecking. I make sure. I like i'm driving i'm not looking i'm not gonna be a hypocrite
what we need to do every emt ambulance cop car whatever needs to be armed or have a
uh those giant tarps they put up when the horses fall. They just put up a huge wall that's like 20 by 50.
That's pretty smart.
And you can't see the traffic.
Or you can't see the accident.
Yeah.
No rubbernecking.
It's just a big blue tarp.
That's a very good idea.
And it's just something like you just,
it's one of those like a green screen that just pops open, you know?
Bam!
No one's going to rubberneck.
People would still try probably, but it's...
It would considerably...
If you can't see the crunch and the dead,
if it was just a blue wall...
That's a very good idea.
That's one of your better ones. I like that.
Put that right there with doming. Walling.
Domes and walls. 2024. KFC.
I'd get rid of blinkers.
I mean, I don't...
They don't exist in my world.
I don't care where you're going just go
just do it like why are you like it's just that you're just telling me something i don't need to
know go wherever the fuck you want to go you know what i think is one of the biggest phenomenons in
in human nature if someone's trying to cut you off in like new york city traffic real slow shit
you know red light or you're just trying to jam in ahead of me and the person's trying to block you, whatever.
If that person just makes eye contact with you and goes like, yo, can I get in there?
Yeah.
Everybody, then you're good.
Well, it's the humanization of it.
Yeah.
It's like, yo, I'm dealing with a human, not a Toyota Camry.
Yeah, yeah.
Hey, I know this is a pain in the ass.
Can I just get in front of you?
Everyone's like, cool.
Yeah.
It's amazing.
It's one of the biggest, like, yeah.
I mean, it makes perfect sense why, but it's funny that that's all it takes.
Hey, you good?
Yeah.
I'm like, yeah.
And then we're like, boys.
And it's like, yeah, you go ahead, pal.
We're friends now.
The blinker, I remember I told you I was in the bracket once,
and everyone thought I was a bad guy, and I still stand by it.
I don't.
They're like, what about when you're at a stoplight?
Like, don't get me wrong. I'll use it sometimes. Like, what about when you're at a stoplight? Like,
don't even,
I'll use it sometimes.
Like if I'm at a stop sign or something like that,
I'll,
if I'm in a neighborhood, I'll usually use it.
But like,
sometimes I won't too.
But like,
why does where I'm going,
why does it affect you?
There's one time you have to use your blinker.
On like a major road where there's two lanes.
If you're in the left lane and you're going to turn.
Yeah.
Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. And you're going to turn. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And you're going to stop traffic.
Right.
You have to let me know.
Because if I'm in the left lane
and I'm going straight.
Yes.
Now you could say that's on me
getting in the right lane.
But it's like sometimes
it's like one of those highways
without the highway.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
There's a light every like.
Roots.
Roots, yes.
You need to use your blinker there.
Yeah.
Otherwise.
How does the person know behind you?
Who the fuck cares where I'm going to go?
Also, because your car is moving that way.
You shouldn't be going so fast that you're going to fucking plow through my trunk.
If I don't tell you I'm going, I'm fucking.
I'm with you on that.
Who cares where I'm going?
You don't need to know where I'm going, dude.
I also, I don't know, like, no right turn in New York on a red light.
We got to get rid of that. Oh, in New York on a red light. We got to get rid of that.
Oh, I was born on the right on a red state.
I go right on red everywhere.
It's crazy how much.
I got caught.
I got a ticket the other day.
I was getting a haircut.
Couldn't find my culture.
Couldn't find.
I parked illegally for 30 minutes.
They get you every time in Manhattan.
Every fucking time.
It's crazy.
What?
I just parked like on the street illegally.
Like it was like, you know, on the street where you can only do commercial.
Yeah, yeah, yeah. From like nine to five.
And I was like, I'm going to be gone for 30 minutes.
What are the chances in all of Manhattan a meter maid is going to walk by?
Got me.
And they get you every fucking time.
There's something going on there that I don't know about.
There's like some sort of, they get an alarm and they know to go down.
Because they get you instantly, man.
And then the guy,
I came over and there's a cop
like holding it
and I ran over.
I was like,
no, I'm here, I'm here.
And he goes,
I didn't even write this one.
You should have been towed.
Your registration's expired.
So like, you're lucky
you just got the ticket.
And then I grabbed it
and I ran away.
I was like,
okay, I'm out of here.
But.
I don't know if you've had this idea
or if I came up with it,
but I think that
everyone should have like you get one a year you get one of those like little cop sirens and you
can just go through traffic but you only get one a year i've i've had an idea for you get five
five it's a horn like a special horn that makes a special noise so if you got to get to the hospital
because you're pregnant like you can use it but you get five yeah so when you fuck around and you're like, oh, I'm going to be late for this date and you
use it and then like someone's dead six months later and you're out of your horns, you're
out.
Yeah.
But I don't hate that idea.
Some sort of limited, you know, Mario star.
You have like invincibility.
That'd be great.
Yeah.
And everyone's got to get out of the way.
Yeah.
I also think if you can park somewhere, you should be able to park there.
Agreed.
It's more of a California thing,
but like...
Agreed.
If there's a spot,
if there's space for my car.
If I'm going to park
on like a little hill,
it's fine.
Who else is going to park
on that little hill?
I can get up on that little hill.
I did it.
And of course,
goes without saying,
street cleaning,
biggest racket in the world.
Not a thing.
Fake life.
Get rid of that.
Last one.
You got time?
KFC fights. jackie what's up
uh rest of the gang um kevin i had a bit of a real beaters moment recently and i just kind of
want to get your thoughts on it so i work for a small branch of a bigger company uh my department
is just me and one other guy but this week we had our reviews and so we had some people from
corporate down or whatever so we got a little bit kind of reamed and nothing too serious
but it did get kind of heated so whatever anyway about an hour after that happened
our two bosses from corporate came in to my buddy office and said, hey, we're going to
take you guys out to lunch. And I said something along the lines of, oh, cool. So we've reached
the aftercare portion of the program. And they all just looked at me like I was crazy and they
had no idea what I was talking about. So then I had to explain what aftercare was to my two corporate bosses and my business partner.
So that was not ideal.
So I guess my question is, does aftercare count as like a real beater's term?
Or do you think that's just part of the general lexicon?
And are there any other terms that you can think of that maybe people don't know that they should?
Or where do you think that line
can be okay first of all when you say i've got a real beater story and then you start with so
is that work where is this going i think aftercare is for sure a porn term as i've never heard it
anywhere else i've i've or sex term at least like i've only heard it i've never like seen it in porn seen it you like that word used but like
i know of it because of people who talk about a real beater like they yeah that's that's worse
it's like you just know it because you're embedded in the culture
have you heard of that you don't know what it means right yeah
it's like when you like if you have like crazy
rough sex afterwards you like take care of the person and all that shit um but like but also
if you're this guy you do not explain that you can't if you don't go to the hospital and you go
like that's like post-op kind of even he even could have been like oh that's an hr term after
uh after a fight like at work you have to have aftercare you don't say if you if you realize if you're a real beater
and you find out you're in a situation with non-real beaters just civilians you cannot give
them that information just make some shit up just lie don't tell them that you are such a deviant
that you watch such weird porn that there is a portion of the videos you watch afterwards where
you have to make sure that girl is okay.
That's what that is.
They put those in there so you know
that that girl did it willingly and she's still alive.
That's crazy.
You know those videos that start with like,
my name is blah, blah, blah,
and I'm here under my own free will.
You know how jackass starts?
Yeah.
If you have to do that at the beginning and end of your videos,
you are in a strange world, my friend.
But, yeah, there's one recently.
I mean, gape was the big one that we joked about.
Gape porn took over.
There was another one recently.
I think squirt has become a porn word.
For sure.
But before that, if you had a squirt gun or like, oh, you squirt has become uh like like a porn word for sure like if you but before that
if you had like a squirt gun or like oh you squirted me like if you say squirt now that's
liquid coming out of a pussy that has taken over because that was not i don't think squirting was
a thing until like 1995 yeah i would i don't think people were i don't even know about 95 i would
have said like 2015 like as soon as i started getting the ads on the side of Pornhub or E-Porn where it was like.
When do you think the first squirt was?
I mean, it's definitely been going on for a while because some people are.
But do you think someone like the 1700 squirted?
Yeah.
Yeah?
You think?
They're just like, just fucking piss.
Yeah, he probably burned her at the stake.
He's a witch!
He's a witch!
I mean, it does happen.
It's just like some people...
But you have to really,
at least in my experience,
you have to do it.
In my experience,
it does happen sometimes.
Really?
With your dick?
Yes.
Mr. Magic Stick over here.
But like just with certain people.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
It's not everybody.
It's just people...
But even that...
I've never been with someone who was like, where they're like, what the fuck was that? Certain people. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's not everybody. It's just people. But even that.
I've never been with someone where they're like, what the fuck was that?
In my experience, it's always been something that they unlocked and then they could do forever. But there was always a first time where they're like, whoa.
Or maybe I don't know.
But it did seem pretty genuine because everybody's face was like, it was like Jurassic Park.
Nobody move. you in with it because the faces everybody's face was like it was like jurassic park nobody moved um i i i i would bet very infrequently there was a couple squirters in like the american
colonies and that's it and then and then like it exploded in the 2000s
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