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It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. Jackie is in the Feidelberg seat. Jackie moved from the producer's seat to her own seat. Now she's in the Feidelberg seat. Jackie moves from the producer's seat to her own seat. Now she's in the Feidelberg seat. Fice is in Chicago for the day. So you get bumped up to the bigs. You ready? Yeah, yeah.

Jackie's always like the least inspired. That's why she fits in perfect here. She's like, I guess so. No, I just... Do you want to be on the show now? She's like, I guess so. That's just because I don't believe in myself. Yeah, that No, I just. It's like, hey, do you want to be on the show now? She's like, I guess so. No, no, that's just because, like, I don't believe in myself. Yeah, that's what I mean.

If I let my brain catch up, like, if I, like, that's why I asked you guys, like, to not announce a third chair thing, because, like, if I let myself, like, whatever. Also, it's like, I know myself, and, like, this even, like, yesterday was a thing, because I was, like, I started off being, like, we're going to, like, try it out because I was like, I started off being like, we're going to like try it out. And they were like, wow, like you obviously have no confidence in this. But like if I know myself, if whenever I start anything, I'm never going to do well. Like I'm always going to fuck up the first time.

So I like to try and like. I get that. Trust me, I totally get that. I am not the type of person like nothing in my life ever just like goes right. Yeah. You know? Even the things that are good kind of like come at a cost or, you know, like I got to stumble my way through it.

And there are people out there who it's just like life just clicks for them. Yeah. And like, you know, there's different degrees of all of this, right? How much money you make, how much success you have, what your relationships are, all of that, you know? But there are certain people that it just, life just doesn't come easy. It's so much easier. Like everything in my life is a struggle.

But do you think that that's because like your brain touches up to you? It's like it can't there are times in my life where i'm like there's like like every single time i need to do something for work that's a little bit like off hours go away whatever like something goes wrong with my family yeah or like my nanny is away the same time and like but when i say like every single time i mean like every single time to the point that people like didn't believe me but then like they start to pay attention like my family and people in my life and i'm like see look it happened again it happened again it happened again like every single time and then

like even even done like stupid stuff with my sports teams that's why it's such a big deal when the Mets are doing good because it's like this never fucking happens and things at work even when things are good it's like well but it's such a stress and I can't I cannot fathom being the person who's either young enough and and doesn't have enough responsibilities yet or the type of person who just like is care free about it where they just wake up in the morning like i don't know everything's gonna go good today but i do think that once you develop that mindset that things just go well for you you think i mean like it's gotta be me because it's like it can't just be coincidence fucking fate truman show shit that like this is always a problem i, I think those people probably just don't think of them as problems.

They don't stress about that shit where I'm stressed about like everything all the time. I'm stressed about everybody and everything all the time. Like every single day I wake up and I'm like, what do I have to do for my kids? What do I have to do for my family? What do I have to do for the show? What do I have to do for myself? Like every second of every day.

That's like telling for you as a person though. It's like, I'm not, I'm not, I don't really have anybody to worry about. So it's like, my issue is myself. I know it's myself.

You, I do feel like, I believe that you just have bad luck. Yeah, right? I mean, it's just like, what the fuck? Like at some point, this is why I'm always saying I'm on the Truman Show or something

where I'm like, and I'm very blessed in a lot of other ways, right? So like I know that. I understand my life could be a lot worse. But within the scope of my life, like, God damn. It's like there's always fucking something. But, you know, and this is so woo-woo of me, but I am such a believer that like when i like have like a mindset being like wait things are really good like things so i need to just manifest stop yeah like i just need to what gaslight yourself yeah yeah yeah of course the mets are gonna win they always win because i

you know it's like the lucky girl syndrome what people talk about let me tell you something that has never worked that will never work and when other people don't cooperate with your woo-woo manifesting i can say it all i want if i have someone fucking me over you're gonna get fucked over it's like frank the tank is like taking up all yeah yeah it's like you just can't you can't you can't have the can't manifest it if someone else is manifesting against you exactly because then it's like well who's whose manifestation is going to win that's well that's why i always like i i'm so into that stuff until like sports honestly because it's just like well how does that make sense like or even like if somebody's like what if i'm like trying to manifest the best life for myself but then you know an enemy out here like that's what i mean or trying to like put it this way put it this way we'll keep it like at a barstool level like it we got to a point with at barstool where it was like boston versus

new york me versus dave dave is sitting out there manifesting a bajillion dollars for himself and all the success i have to be on the the shit end of that i can't manifest against him yeah but you know what i mean but i think the whole point is like it shouldn't be. Because, okay, so Dave, I guess kind of did it well because he just, he always believed he was going to be a millionaire. Yeah, 100%. And that's exactly like what all the. But he also loves like, like he loves when we, when like the Mets lose or when I lose.

So if he's manifesting, like I love watching you guys fail. And he's obviously a better manifester than I ever am. So I can't manifest against his manifestation. manifestation okay he believes that he's a winner but this goes to but this goes to like how you think that sports growing up with sports shapes you as a person again all this is woo stuff but like like patriots people people did grow up with that just grew up with the mindset like of course no but they that's the thing they didn't that just started for them all of a sudden one day yeah and then it literally i know sports is like so silly, especially when you're not like a diehard fan. You like think what's the big deal?

Like the Patriots and the Boston sports changed a city of people. Like collectively changed who they were down to like their core like their attitudes their personalities they became different people because of sports because the guy that they wanted to win won all the time and they they started to get that confidence and started to be like this is just going to work out and i literally think think it leaked into everything in their life. Yeah, I agree. And I think they just – like I look at Feidelberg and I was just like, yeah, no, it's just going to work. And it just does and did.

And then as dumb as it is in our world when you're arguing against like a Yankees fan and you're like, you fucking suck and we're going to win and you do do you feel bigger and better than yeah it's like like dave was like i run this shit because my teams win and i make the money here and i'm the fucking man and then it just snowballs and it's like holy shit yeah you really can just get fucking steamrolled i mean like that's that's probably like to explain it like what happens like the mets players are probably the ones that it's like when the whole fan base is not is like basically being frank rooting against them well yeah listen the Mets have a big gripe with with a lot of their fans but they're in that game the other day we were I was like literally like sweating Meek Mills crying I think I think Phil I think I think Frank Frank at one point got up to go to the bathroom and we were like, you can't get up now.

Like, we got to stay in our spots. And he was like, I got to go to the bathroom. We were like, okay, I don't know. Like, we were going through it, okay? It's like when a friend says, I need a pair of underwear. You don't ask questions. You just do it. And as that was happening, they were on the on the game they were cutting

to like the dugout these guys are just sitting in the dugout laughing talking chit-chatting i was like these fucking guys they don't give a shit i mean they care but they don't care like we care because they're like this is just work for us like if there was some diehard fan of us that was like dying for us to have like the biggest best best show and we weren't doing it. And then you saw us just like fucking around. They'd be like, come on. Like, why don't you care? And it's like, I don't know.

This doesn't work for us. Yeah. But for them, it's the same thing. But they have like millions of people whose everyday lives completely are in the palm of their hands. Yeah. Like they should get paid per game i like like like when those guys when people like they're just millionaires it's like they're millionaires playing a game it's like they have to deal with millions of people saying that like their

hopes dreams and emotions like hinge upon their performance yeah they're probably all fucking underpaid because you have psychos like Frank out there being like fuck you at the end of the day I think they're just like yeah I mean listen I hope we win if we don't we'll be back next year for another 25 million dollars and like this is just the game that I play whereas we are like I mean especially baseball is insane

it's every night for 7 months and every game matters like in football you play once a week. If you lose in football, you should be like suicidal. It's the only game that week. And everyone's kind of like, I don't know, just get them next week. In baseball, you blow a game.

You're like, if you're like a real fan, you want to jump out the window. I don't know why. I think there's something to baseball. The fact that it is every night gives you every night to get upset. You know what I mean? Like once a week, it's like you're mad on Sunday, but by like Tuesday, you're kind of like forgetting about it. By Thursday, you're like on to the next one.

Whereas like baseball, if your pitcher blows it, and the next night the bullpen blows it again, and your closer blows it again, it's like, ah! How many like games, but like is it, are you saying though that if you lose a game like it doesn't actually matter that much but yeah like the Mets started off terrible yeah for like almost two months they played terrible yeah and they still made it but every single one of those games felt like do it like living and dying like we were like there I mean there was

a million times that's why I was like console the size in and we're not going to make it because like every single game it's like, oh, we're fucked. Yeah. And the amount that it's like one night we won and I was like, we are gonna go to the playoffs. We're gonna win the World Series. The next day we were down like two nothing in the first inning. And I was like, it's over. It's over.

It was like one inning. It was one inning of difference. It's a sickness. It's like, I mean, I'm not even kidding. It's an actual sickness. My mom was crying in the middle of that game yesterday. It was one inning of difference. It's a sickness. It's like, I mean, I'm not even kidding. It's an actual sickness. My mom was crying in the middle of that game yesterday. She was crying. My dad was texting me being like, she's crying.

He was like, I think she's going to need oxygen soon. Wait, in a good way. Sorry. No, in a bad way. The Mets, we were down 3-0 for the first like seven innings. And we were like lifeless. We couldn't get a hit. We couldn't do anything.

And my mom, who was kind of like me this year, was like i'm gonna i'm not gonna get sucked in she let herself get sucked in at the very very very end and then was crying and then we came back and she's happy like that's not normal and that's not healthy have i seen her cry yeah oh yeah yeah yeah yeah that's i mean we've all cried over this fucking team like i've seen her cry about this team specifically a bunch of times, let alone just in lifetime. Dude, Meekville crying was so funny. That was unbelievable. Was that you with the slow zoom?

No, no, no. That slow zoom was incredible. Now, here's the thing. I get, so when the Mets came back the other day in the do-or-die game, they needed to make it to go to the playoffs. We had this big comeback It was amazing Then we gave the lead right back And Frank and Meek both got out of the gambling cave

And started smashing things Smashing a bat against the wall I don't even know what the other one was doing It was so loud It sounded like gunshots I was like is somebody shooting this place up? I think that kind of shit is ridiculous As crazy as I am

The minute you start getting, like, without being dramatic, like, violent about it, like, punching, throwing, screaming, I think you're, like, very silly. But, like, crying, like, getting overwhelmed and crying, I can get down with. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, I didn't in that spot, but I easily could have. Yeah. Like, there's another game that I might cry. I actually, I don't think I have. I say that.

I don't think I've cried over sports. No, what am I talking about? I haven't cried over, like, a game. The 2022 Mets, when they, like, they were really, really good. And then they, like, limped down the stretch and they lost. And as I was driving home from the gambling cave i just wept like a baby really but it was like that team meant like more like this this is why i say sports matters because like that year was when frank was like they suck and i was like they're good and that was like the

storyline and it became this thing you know and it was like it represented like life it was like the mets are like they nobody believes in them and everyone's rallying against them and they just keep on winning and throwing it in their face and they're never the the bride always the bridesmaid and like this is finally gonna be the year that they fucking do it and it like it it felt that way like for life you know and then they didn't and i was like no they don't they lose the good guy loses the evil guy wins and like and you just keep like life just keeps kicking your ass so it was like a like you know it felt felt like more important than just the game but it's ridiculous no i understand it's ridiculous when you see meek mill

like like not even just like a t like oh my god i got so emotional like a teardrop like i i get that we look absolutely unhinged you just kept saying this team matters this team matters or the season matters i mean he and he's a freak he's he's the freak like he he watches more than anybody and he's that's all he has in his life, and that's everything to him, so I get it. But also, for guys like me and Clem and Frank, Frank saw that when they won the World Series. The people who are too young to have really seen when they won the World Series

and old enough that it's been like 30 years of misery, it's like this is this thing that we do for months on end every year, and it never works. Yeah. And that, silly or not, that starts to get, you know what I mean? That reminds me of like, just like the putting more into it. When I went to go break up with the boy and like beforehand, I was like sick to my stomach being like, am I the good guy or the bad guy?

Like, am I like being a total bitch for breaking up with him or like whatever? And like, I planned it out. We with him or like, whatever. And like, I planned it out. We were like going to hang out. And like, I was like, I'm just going to do it. I'm going to rip off the bandaid.

And like he, it was the 49ers giants game. And he was like a giants fan. And I was like 49ers kind of fan. So then I'll, and he was like, I want to watch the game. So like,

I also had to sit through this whole like four hour game being like, being like, Oh my God. Oh my God. Oh my God. He does it. Like, cause his roommate was there. had to sit through this whole like four hour game being like being like oh my god oh my god oh my god he does it like his roommate was there so i couldn't just like be like and he was so he was so excited about the game so then and he was like you want to bet and i was like no no please i bet uh our relationship uh i win we break up i was like no no no he was like he was like here i'll just put in 40 she was no no please like because like here I'll just put in $40 he was like no no no please like because like I don't want to also have lost $40 and a breakup anyway so then I was like

he ended up doing it because I like didn't want to like out myself whatever and then and then I was like well I can't be like a total weirdo this whole game in front of his like um friend so then I was just like I was like joking around about the game like being totally normal oh my god I felt so bad anyways but I was I've never been so invested in a game wait wait wait because okay keep going keep going well no i was just saying i've never been so invested the game because again it was like to me it was like 49ers giants like telling me am i the good guy like who wins in this sense am i the good guy you make these things up in your head. He was like, damn, you're really invested in this. You have no idea, brother. Yeah, I'm just trying to get to your $40.

Did you break up with him? Yeah. After the game? Yeah, then I just go, by the way, we're done. And it was so hard. Because I was like, at this point, I just have to get it over with. Wait, so what game was that? Wait, who won?

I actually don't know. I was so distraught after that I never really figured it out. I mean, I'm pretty sure it was probably the 49ers. I think it was the 49ers. I usually, I mean, the Giants. I don't want to, like, give too much detail. Yeah, I mean, it was the, yeah, yeah. I mean, the Giants, like, beat the shit out of them.

The Niners beat the shit out of them. So he lost $40 and he got broken up with. So the Niners win 30-12. The Giants look like shit. Let me go through the... They go down 1-2 on the year. They go down 1-2. Daniel Jones is 22-32 for 137 and an interception.

The rushing game only had, what, 10, 27, 29 total yards. This team, like, only, they barely cracked 200 yards total. They lose 30 to 12, and Jackie dumps you. What a Sunday. You lose 50 bucks, and Jackie dumps you. Really one of the most heartless things I've ever heard. You couldn't wait till Monday? No. You couldn't wait till Monday? No.

You couldn't wait till Wednesday? It was something where I was like, I don't think that like, if I don't do it now, but here's the thing, like I've learned this about myself, like apparently I'm really cutthroat. Like apparently I will cut a bitch off.

Like I didn't know that about myself, but like the times I've needed to like break up, I'll do in one clean sweep. That's the way to go, but maybe just give it like 24 hours. No, I know. that about myself but like the times i've needed to like break up i'll do in one clean sweep that's the way to go but maybe just give it like 24 hours no i know like that's the thing to do also it's like i'm so i'm so like i if something's wrong i will never say it like you will never know because like until i just break like yeah i mean it's literally maybe the worst trait you can have is not advocating for yourself standing up saying when something's wrong because you think you're being like a hero and a tough guy and you're only making it worse for

everybody because down the road it's going to be like now the relationship really sucks when in the beginning i could have just like tweaked this one thing and we could have like probably fixed it but i stayed quiet because i'm a fucking child and now i hate you because of it or now we yeah then like resent each other now we you know yeah know, yeah. That's what I learned. It's so stupid. Just fucking say what you got to say because it's going to come out anyways. You are right. I also though, like, I live by a rule of like, I never shoot myself in the foot.

Yeah. Whereas like, and it never works for me, but I just keep doing it. There's so many times in like relationships and professional stuff where I'm like, I should say something right now, but then I have to deal with it right now yeah yeah and I'm like what if tomorrow a fucking meteor hits and I never had to worry about this in the first place you know what if something changes between now and when that inevitably comes out where it doesn't become a big deal and so I just don't want to deal with it I maybe and maybe I'll just like get away with it whatever it is that I just don't want to cause that fight by bringing this thing up because just don't want to deal with it and maybe and maybe i'll just like get away with it whatever it is that i just don't want to cause that fight by bringing this thing up because i

don't want to have the fight even though i know inevitably it will come out but then when it does come out it's so much worse yeah and it's like i should have done it i should have fucking done it yeah and every time i'm like stop doing that like be an adult bring like speak up and i just i physically cannot get myself to do it yeah but also okay part of me wants like justice for like um what's it called justice for i like wherever it's going though justice for what um justice for pushovers like yeah okay hashtag justice for pushovers let's go like you know what sorry i'm being nice sorry i want you to be fucking happy like like you know how i'm the one internalizing this and carry you with me every day so you don't have to fucking deal with it and it's like it's like okay

most like at times when it really counts it's gonna suck and that's gonna get in the way of a relationship but like in terms of choosing what you want for dinner you always get to choose right right right and then and then but like the reason why i'm a pushover a lot of time is because the person the other person in the relationship is like they have decisions that they want and they like like things a certain way here's here's what you cannot be in a relationship you cannot be the i make all the decisions and then and then get mad like you don't like you i do all the work yeah you know what i mean it's like i can i can carry this load i can carry this burden if you would fucking let me but every time i do it you don't like the way it's done you wanted to do it yourself

so go ahead you can make all the decisions or pay all the bills or whatever it is but then you don't get to turn around and be like you don't do anything in this relationship. It's like, you take control of the relationship. You can't be controlling and then complain about how hard it is to control things. Type A people get to have their cake

and eat it too. Yes. And we just get fucked. And we're not going to speak out about it because we don't want to speak out, but justice for pushovers. Thank you. I mean, it is literally probably like the most

immature thing you can do yeah but justice for pushovers yeah it's like so but there are just so many times where i'm like it's it's mostly in relationships but in anything you can be a friendship in a professional relationship too where it's just like i would never do that to somebody i just like i wouldn't i wouldn't do that. I wouldn't make them go through that or say that to them or whatever it is. But I'll let you do it to me. That's crazy. That's a crazy way to live.

Yeah, exactly. It's a crazy way to live. But we should get credit for doing that. We should. Because otherwise it would be a fight every day. You don't want me to speak my mind. That is honestly the thing. And I don't know, maybe you might be different because you're kind fight like every day. You don't want me to speak my mind. That is honestly the thing. And I don't know, maybe you might be different because you're kind of like a dude.

You got the big hands and everything. But with girls, it's like you don't want the truth. Like you got to lie. I think, I don't know. Sometimes I go back and forth. Sometimes I'm like, I am going to tell the fucking truth and if i buzzsaw through everyone in the process so be it because all i hear about is how the truth is the most important thing but i'm telling you if i tell the truth on everything i'm gonna fucking wreck you yeah

and everybody i come in contact with i'm gonna wreck all of you because i have horrible thoughts and critics critical thoughts and and, and all this shit. You're going to wish that you had the fucking. Yeah. You're going to wish I lied to you like I did every other fucking day. Cause it's just like, you gotta lie. So I,

so the one part of me is like being an adult and intelligent about everything. And the other thing is like, the other part of me is like being an adult is lying in everyday life. Like you can't tell, you can't tell everybody how you feel all the time. That's preposterous. That's so immature. Also, I feel like for me, I don't tell other people how to feel because I like to keep

my cards kind of close to my chest because- That's another thing. These people who just are all emotional all the time and wear their heart on their sleeve. Grow up and internalize it. Keep going. I'm very emotional and I will cry and always whatever. But I'm saying that I want to be able to make a decision for myself. So I'm not going to tell you my thought process because then you're going to

make the decision for me because that's like the type of relationship in a type A, type B, like whatever. It's like, if I have something wrong, I need to internalize and process it by myself because if I share it with you, you're going to tell me how to.

You're going to like skew my, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, whatever. So like,

it sucks that all of a sudden I've made this decision on my own but but also then now i'm getting very specific then you gotta start to worry you gotta start to worry about trusting your own brain yeah because like when you're young when i was young like everything all the shit that i'm talking about like everything everything going wrong and being a problem and being hard, like in the beginning it wasn't that way. And pretty much every choice I made was good. Like I didn't get into the college I wanted to, but the college I did choose like worked out well. Yeah. And the job I got I didn't like, but it was well paying and I was having fun.

Like who I choose to live with was okay who I choose to dated with dating was was good enough like and I was just like I'm very confident in my own thoughts and decisions I think I'm a pretty capable smart person sound of mind and then you have some shit go down and you're like fuck I definitely fucked this up one way, two ways, three ways. Like which, where did I screw up? And, you know, am I screwing other things up? Because I'm a pretty stubborn, like hardheaded, like I think I'm right. But then I start to be like, all right, I got to take like other people's thoughts and

their viewpoints into consideration. Because I, you know, I fucked this up at work. I fucked this up with my marriage. I did this with a friend like whatever it is like hmm okay you're not right all the time yeah yeah yeah but i feel like i'm pretty right a lot of the time and it's like where you know but then i mean i don't know i feel like i'm pretty right all the time but i open up the show being like everything goes wrong for me all the time so maybe i should stop thinking i'm right but you know that that first time where you're like maybe my brain can't be trusted all the time yeah that's actually is a tough realization with like one of the breakups like it still was never meant to be but there was a point

where like i was like i wouldn't text him back like when i would go out with my friends and then i was like oh my god he's like i'm on a leash like but it's like i should just like looking back at it like just text him back Like obviously Like that's a good thing to do And now that I look back on that It's like He was not like this

Like there was a lot of things That I could have done Differently Well that's good though To be able to look back And know that Yeah But it is like

As long as you do that That's all you can do Yeah Is be like I You know If you fucked it up In the process Just look back on it

And be like alright I won't do that again That fucked it up in the, in the, in the, in the process, just look back on it and be like, all right, I won't do that again. That's why I think everybody, that's why like when you relationships, like you theoretically like get better at them all the time. Yeah. You know? Yeah. That's why, and that's why marriage I think is so tough because you're supposed to just get married and be done with it.

And it's like, I've never done this before. Yeah. I've dated before. I've lived with someone before. We've done all these things before. We haven't done this before yet and it's not working so what do you do then because you know they're not supposed to be able to just like get out of that you know yeah it's like you can't just have a starter marriage but well do you think that like first marriage is

second marriage is third marriage is to be normalized like yeah this show if you if you meet if you meet if you i guess you're both divorced it's probably like perfect because like you both totally get it but if you meet someone if they if you come out of relationships that are like similarly bad or ended similarly yeah i think you like are rock solid yeah because you both come from a place of like oh my god like my ex used to do this to me my ex used to do that to me and like you're very sympathetic to i mean especially if it like literally matches up if it's like you had a you both had a controlling ex you both had a lazy ex you but whatever it might be when you find a person that can understand that you're like oh we're good you know what i mean and if there's multiple things like that i think you're second so it could be a marriage or a long-term relationship or whatever but i think you know a lot of the a

lot of the like relationships that don't work are when you don't have like sympathy towards all the things that can go on in a relationship. Whereas when you come out of some shit and you, and then it's also like when you come out of some shit, you're like, if you're just like nice to me and support me and like, you're just cool or good. Yeah. Whereas if you haven't gone through that,

you're like, they have to make this amount of money. They have to do this for me. They have to do that for me. And then the bar gets down to the point that you're like they have to make this amount of money they have to do this for me they have to do that for me and then the bar gets down to the point where like you just like like me and let me do my job yeah that's all i need to do like i didn't go to work and come home and have you be nice to me yeah you know and as long as you do that like everyone's like i love you you know like i feel like for when i get married like the precedent i want to set is like i'm not afraid of divorce like i will if you're not nice to me i will divorce you like that's a good way to be because i think people probably like not be

like that i mean i remember feeling like once the ring was in forget about even the marriage like once the ring was out i was like i can't i can't do anything now like it's too late yeah all the families are excited everyone's you know everyone is is expecting this and it's like you said like i'm not gonna say anything yeah i'm not gonna say anything okay well also kind of going back to what you said like another reason why i don't say anything is because like i know what it's like to be controlled and i'm trying like i'm like trying everything to not be like that because like of what i've been through before right so it's like I'm especially not gonna say anything now because

of like kind of like the second marriage I think there are people who have been through shit people who haven't been through shit and I think that when if you like

match up with that yeah it's no good but when you match up both you know I think I think if you

if you've been through some shit and they haven't been through some shit it could be a problem if you both haven't been through some shit you might just get to skip your way through life and everything goes well. Yeah. Probably not, though. And when shit does go down, I think you're both going to be like, holy fuck. I've never dealt with any adversity in my life.

And then there are the people, the rejects, the dogs, the people who have been in the gutter in the in the trenches and when they link up at the right time at the right age the right moment after the breakup what you know what i mean like where it just oh it's the best and then it just is fire where it's like because because you know it's like okay we both went through some shit we both had our single period afterwards we both are ready for you know when all those stars align and all you want to do is just be alone together like i just want someone to be on the couch with me while i play some video games and post my videos and watch my sports when you watch your shows we watch a couple shows together you're doing your shit we talk a little bit hell yeah it's like this is fucking the way. Hell yeah.

And that sounds so easy, but it's so hard. That alone together shit is, in this era, I really think alone together is, we've been on this train, KFC Radio, probably before you were born. But I remember it from before. From listening? Yeah, I mean, it was like that is, to me, the most realistic thing. It's not necessarily, I find it to be romantic. I can see where people don't where it's like like you're kind of just separate but you're there for each other you know

yeah but i go down i believe in like if you want separate bedrooms if you want separate dinners i think you got as long as you do it right and you are like in love and you're not like falling out of love because of it it's the most realistic way to like have a relationship. But you got to make sure it's like if one person wants to sleep in the bed together and the other person doesn't, that's going to be a problem. But if you both want to just like, you fool around, you still have sex,

then you kiss and you go to opposite beds. Yeah. You're unconscious. You are not awake. You don't know what's going on. Now, yeah, maybe you wake up in the morning and you're not like there to cuddle or you're not there to, you know, when I wake up with a nightmare or something but for the most part i'm getting

better sleep or i'm happy you know what i mean i'm not one of those people but if you were like if you wanted to do that like let's go yeah you want to eat dinner on your own you should be able to put food in your body when you need to yeah and not have to wait for someone else or cater to their you know what i mean like i want to eat this you want to eat that i have to wait for someone else or cater to their you know what i mean like i want to eat this you want to eat that i have to like eat your meal so that we can order from the same place or cook the same meals like just get what the fuck you want and i'll get what the fuck i want that's so unappealing to me about marriage like yeah that's the tough that's the tough stuff i also like but then when you find someone yeah know, if you find someone who also finds that unappealing, it's great.

So true. It's hard. It's hard. But that's why I think that whether it's a divorce or a relationship, like I think if you – I think it's crazy when you're like high school sweethearts. Yeah, I know. To me that is – it's either got to be the greatest love in the world and i i can't even fathom how amazing it is or you guys are like a little bit phony or you're or you're you're you're swallowing you're

just like pushing some shit aside because it's like you're just telling me since like seventh grade you guys agreed on everything and everything's all good and i guess that's not what they're saying they're like no but we we made it through everything but it's like to me that's either like that means you made it through a whole lot of shit. Yeah. Where it's like, you probably should have, I don't know,

gone several ways and tried some other things or you're just not acknowledging like what's really going on. You know, I can't tell. Like, I can't tell if they're actually happy or not. I guess the, the only ones,

I guess I don't, I don't know. I don't know many, but I think the ones that I do know are together So you know It's not like I know people Oh they were high school sweethearts and then they got divorced They seem happy but then it's also like Kind of like what you say

At the end of life You want to have gone through it all You're going to at some point regret it right I guess it depends on what kind of person you are krista cavallari was dating that that like yeah that baby right and then she broke up with him the other day and she's on her on her instagram being like he's 24 years old like he has to go live life it's like yeah no fucking kidding that's why everyone said it was kind of crazy when you started dating she did she did she did yeah she was like i knew that like i heard it and i knew that right she was like yeah i know no shit right but it's like but yeah but you did it you know yeah yeah and then

you're just kind of like which is also fine it's like if you're if you're dating someone and you are just like walking off the end of a pier and you know it's coming and you're just like we're gonna do it anyway like all good but when you go over the edge people are gonna be like, yeah, it's hard to have like sympathy or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. But I, uh, I think, you know, until you've experienced a lot of life, it's tough to really get it in my opinion, at least like, I mean, even, and I don't think it's an age thing. I was like 30 when I got married and I was just like, looking back on it, I was a fucking kid. There's just like

there's there's ways as much as I'm joking about how much I'm still stubborn and stuff and I am there's just stuff I did back then that I just would never do again like what do you mean just like like there was just things about the way I acted and the and the relationship that I had that I would if it happened now today I would be done immediately yeah like if that if that happens see you like I'm not that would that's one thing where I wouldn't be quiet until it festers that's one thing where I would rip the band-aid off because there are just certain things that I learn where I'm like I'm never doing that again relationships you're always gonna have to have some give and take and compromise but that I know is a non-starter for me now and i took it took me going through a

lot of shit in life all at the same time like everything was happening professionally everything was happening i was getting older physically getting older at work getting older in a relationship so it all happened at once and it was just like and but now that it has happened i know like i've learned i've learned like a handful of more things about myself that are like definitive, you know, where it's like, I need this. I cannot have that. I must have the, you know what I mean? Where in the beginning I was like, I don't know, I'll try this.

Oh, I don't love that about you, but maybe that's okay. It's like, no, no, no. Now I know. Can't have that. Yeah. That's why it's like, I feel like the older you get, like you don't have to date for like three years. Yeah.

You kind of know if you know. Yeah. You already know. Yeah. I do believe in that a little bit more too. Yeah. But I do love the, um, what's it like when people say you kind of know if you know yeah you already know yeah i do believe in that a little bit more too yeah but i do love the um what's it like when people say like oh if you were if you like died and then someone was like do you want to be sent back to earth and like you would feel all the feelings like you'd feel like sadness and breakup and whatever whatever like that's the only thing that kind of gets me out of like i mean i have a

fantastic life or whatever wait wait go back on this what are you talking about so you die i don't know the exact like like like the movie like a movie like ghost like you die and you come back kind of like okay you die in another life and they're like do you want to go back i don't want to butcher it it's like do you want a reincarnation sort of like a reincarnation like kind of like do you want to go back and experience like human life and like experience all the ups and downs and like everything and it's kind of like a way to like if you're in if you're like going through a breakup or something then it's like yeah like this is kind of cool like and i feel like you know like this sadness right now because like what if or i think about it in, like, if I was...

For some reason, after Prisoner, I always think about this. Like, if I was in a ditch, and, like, after, like, two days, I start to miss my family and friends. After, like, three days, like, I start to miss my home. After four days, I start to miss, like, co-workers and everything like that. Then, like, I start to miss, like, the little things, like, acquaintances. And then I start to miss like the little things like acquaintances. And then I start to miss like getting delayed at the airport and like all those other things that like it makes you like sometimes when I'm like a flight's going wrong or something,

I'm just like if I was in a ditch right now, I would be like so happy to be just to be even an airplane, you know, that was just such a like an obvious like duh way of life. But for some reason, that's like the. It makes you appreciate those things for sure. I get that. I do think I've always said, for better or worse, good things and bad things, when I'm done, I will have experienced all of life. And that's definitely a coping mechanism when you go through some fucked up shit to be like, isn't it cool that I felt that? Yeah, yeah. But there is some part of me that's just like – people are always telling me – are always saying to me like, why should I listen to you about this or why should your opinion matter on that?

And it's like because I've gone through it. Yeah. You know? Like I've seen the bad shit. I've done the bad shit. I've gone through the bad shit. So I have the perspective you know i don't want to talk to someone who's like who's the the the happy couple who met when

they were 13 years old and just like went through life so i don't know you guys don't know a fucking thing yeah other than your little life you know what i mean so part of me does think it's it's at least you getting the most interesting intriguing i don't know what i love what i love to just be like i was happy my whole life and never fucked anything up and never had any issues and never had any problems and that'd be pretty probably fucking pretty sweet right like pretty sweet but it's like the ignorance it's a little yeah yeah well that's why yeah the people who are just kind of like huh yeah it's pretty fucking awesome yeah it's it's i guess i had an iq of like five i'm close but i just think they're then there's the people who like know that they're not

going through anything in life the people who are like i gotta get out of this town because i gotta go live life you know it's like i want to be the person who's like i'm good in this town yeah you know yeah because it's when you're stuck somewhere and you want to go live life. You know, it's like I want to be the person who's like, I'm good in this town. Yeah. You know, because it's when you're stuck somewhere and you want to go live life and you can't, then you're like miserable. Yeah. You know, or when you're going through life and it's throwing, shit's getting thrown your way, it's miserable. What you want to be is the person who's not going through life and experience everything,

but doesn't care. Yeah. They're just like like i'm just kind of on this rock i listen to some music i eat some food fuck some people drink some beers whatever man i know that's so great you can live wherever you want you don't have to feel like oh i can't live in like i have to live in the city i have to have this job i have to make this money they're just like i don't know man yeah i know like I have like this dream of like living in a ranch in like a farm life or whatever.

Not even ranch, just like little small town, Kentucky, but like, you can go do that. I know. But like now, now that I've been in New York,

like I'm, I'm, you probably can't. Yeah. But like, but, but I say that all the time. It's like,

you could just go, you know? Yeah. You could do it right now. But like, so it's like, you don't really want to because you're not doing it. Yeah, that's so true. So some part of you is like, you know? You know what the real problem is?

All of my problems in life is this. I say this all the time. This fucking loving family is just the goddamn worst. Yeah. If I didn't have a mother who cared so much about me and a dad who was fucking amazing and siblings who, you know, help me and support me, I would have been like, peace, bitches. I'm going to go live in L.A. I'm going to be a Hollywood superstar.

I'm going to live in the Bahamas. I'm going to fucking buy a fucking house in Puerto Rico like the Paul bahamas i'm gonna fucking i'm gonna buy a fucking house in puerto rico like the paul brothers i'm gonna you know whatever you know but well that's what i was saying about like i made this family of my own now i'm really locked down you know that's what i was saying about like niece in like lake tahoe like i would love to but unfortunately like i love like but you guys are awesome but you can but like no no no but like i'm so happy here well that's different i truly like i just want my goal in life has always been with this show has always been basically to talk to people who are a couple years younger than me or or if it's

not if it's not literally years like a couple phases of life behind me like you might be older than me but just haven't gone through the same things I've gone through yet. To just let them know that it does not get easier. Yeah. And it will just get harder. And now is always the time to go do some fuck shit. Yeah. Because you think like, oh, I got to like get, you know,

I'm new at my job. So I can't go to fucking Lake Tahoe or whatever. I got to make sure. But then – so then you're three years in and now you're going, well, now I have responsibility. I can't go to Lake Tahoe. And then you're going to say, oh, I have to make it to a manager before I can go on this vacation. And then when you make it to manager, it's like, well, now you can't go on vacation because you have these people to worry about. It just always gets worse. And then you get in a more serious relationship and you get a

you have kids you get a house like whatever it is and i'm doing it right now it's like 45 year old me is gonna tell 39 year old that you know it was easier then it just keeps on i hope there's a breaking point where like your kids get old enough that things are good and like sure well yeah but it takes a long you know it's not it's not 32 it's not it's not 40 it's taking a long fucking time to get to the point where you're like so my goal is always to just be like start flying by for you though i feel like i feel like the age is like 11 to 18 there's just like yeah that does well that's the other thing though then it flies by and you're dead but then no but then you have like a whole 60 70 like but you're 70 years old then yeah but you're more spry than you think i don't think i'm spry at all like or you're good i mean you're gonna be more like when you're 60s well yeah i don't think i'm spry at all

and i think by the time stretching by the time i saw a video of this guy he was doing he was doing box jumps yeah i mean the box was probably above that sign right yeah he put like probably like 225 up on the bar up on the box and jumped off the box with the 225 on his back and just landed and like went into a crouch and bounced back up. And I was like... That's super here. That would pummel me. I would literally explode. My Achilles, my heel, like, bam! My spine would come out of my ass. My bones would come out of my calves.

I would explode. I cannot believe there are people on the planet Earth that can do that kind of shit. I almost fell in the shower yesterday morning. What? It's getting dicey, right? Oh, can do that kind of shit. I almost fell in the shower yesterday morning. Oh, what? It's getting dicey, right? Oh, yeah, no. Just turned 31 and almost fell.

And I was like, as I'm falling, I'm like, they're going to have to fill me in at work for like three weeks. Yo, nothing will put the fear of God in your heart like being kind of middle-aged and slipping in the shower. Just a quick whoop. And you go like that. You're like, oh, my God. I almost died. I landed on the edge. He catches everything.

Yeah, he's Mr. Fucking Cat now. Did you actually fall, or you caught yourself? Fell onto the seat. I grabbed the handle and was able to touch the other wall. So you kind of stopped yourself. Almost ripped the handle off the wall. That would have been a whole thing, too. I would have just fucking left. Bro, a quick slip on ice in the tub, whatever, is enough to make you go.

Yeah. Oh, my God. Just do steroids like The Rock. Honestly, I have said this for years. We should all do human growth hormone. Yeah, yeah. I don't really understand what's so bad about that. It's natural.

It's like, it's, you know, as long as you do the right amounts, I think. Like, when doctors prescribe it to people, it's okay. Yeah. So why don't we all just get, little... Just a little... Did you see The Rock on... Wouldn't do hot ones because he was like, can you do salmon strips instead of hot wings? And they were like, no. That's the whole point.

What, he doesn't eat chicken? I think it's just like he's a little afraid of 700 calories, which it's like... That is insane. It's not gonna... It's just like, oh, so that's an eating disorder like yeah right i mean those people are freaks yeah but that makes me it's like okay maybe it's not steroids maybe he does just like literally only eat salmon strips and like he just has this insane

body i mean when you get to that level the rock i don't i don't mind because he's a billionaire yeah yeah it's these regular dudes who like like are doing steroids and like caring about how much they bench press. Yeah. Why? For what? For who? Like, all right, listen. If the zombie apocalypse hits tomorrow, you're going to make it a few months longer than me.

Guaranteed, you know? Yeah. But what are we talking about here, you know? I mean it's not a good idea to be out of shape like I am, but I think if you have, if you're doing steroids and you're not a professional athlete or a professional actor, there's no, like, if you can't get millions of dollars, and even

then I think it's a little bit crazy, but if you can get to status and money and success by doing it, okay. If you're just a regular jamoke and you're like, yeah, man, I got my personal best today. I put up like 400 pounds. Yeah.

Great story, dude. Cool. What do you know about that? I don't know. I mean, I guess there'd be people who'd be like, you care how many like followers you have on Instagram

and I don't give a fuck about that. So everybody has their different thing. But to me, it's like. I think, yeah, it's probably more like a control. Yeah. But. Yeah, yeah.

I think there's some issues with that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But also it sucks that those guys never, they don't, they don't, they don't they don't they don't tell you it's like the it's like uh photoshop and and and surgery and fillers and shit for girls where it's like yeah of course she looks like that it's not fucking real yeah you know it's like he's oh man i want to look like uh i want to look like chris evans in in captain america it's like like, all right, here's what you need to do. Steroids.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And work out. Don't have a job and just work out and just eat whatever you want with the perfect nutrition and a cook and all that for a year. And you'll look like him. That also reminds me, I want people – I feel like people are really hard on celebrities being like, stop trying to be relatable.

But, like, there is some stuff that – like, what was it? Who? Meaning they should be more relatable or they should just be like, fuck it, I'm not relatable. They, like, should be able to, like, be relatable. Like, one of them just talked about their kids and, like, they were like, oh, like, we just wanted to explore Disneyland or, like, go on a trip and, like, we let them roam Disneyland by themselves or something like that. And everyone was like, that's bad parenting. Stop trying to be relatable.

Like you obviously have nannies and everything, but it's like, dude, just let them like, let them live. Like they do have some relatable stuff. Let, they don't have to talk about money all the time.

I feel like we've come around to too much on that. Yeah. I think, I think there are spots when, when people sound, sound. Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard. Dax Shepard with them. Yeah. Yeah. I think sometimes you can sound bell and dax shepherd with them yeah yeah i think sometimes you can sound a little bit tone deaf with like some of that talk and then there are

times where it's like like i was with you i promise you you can be normal and have money yeah yeah and like just want to live like some normal life and you could talk about it and like and not and not we're coming too backwards. When we talk about being rich. Right. Right, right, right. And then when Ellen DeGeneres says that, everyone's like, ew. Ellen is an example. Like, part of me is like, yes, Ellen didn't do anything that other bosses and other superstars and other multimillionaires haven't done. But clearly she does something different because everybody hates her and everybody talked about it. I agree with that.

So something somewhere crossed the line where it went from this person is a motherfucker to like, I'm, we should take this person down because there are other comedians, actors, hosts, singers, hosts, singers, whatever,

who become their own industry. So they're like the CEO of their own company, basically. And they have assistants and interns and all that shit. And they're probably mean to them and they're hard on them. And they probably motherfuck them behind closed doors, but they don't ever take them down. So whatever she did to go too far,

and maybe those other people always make sure that they, at the end of the year, take you out and give you a bonus and say, I'm sorry, I know how much of an asshole I can be. Maybe all it takes is a little bit of recognition of being like, I know that I am a maniacal asshole, but it's only because I want to succeed. And maybe Ellen never said that to anyone, and that's why everyone took her down, but it's only because I want to succeed. Maybe Ellen never said that to anyone,

and that's why everyone took her down, and that's on Ellen. Whatever it is that she did that made everyone want to see her fail is why she is going to fail. You know what I mean? So part of me is like, I get it,

and there can be a snowball effect where it's like, maybe just one intern decides to write an open letter, then the other ones jump on and they do it all. But it would happen to like everybody. And it only happened to like a couple people. I feel like Lizzo was more of a victim of that. I could see that being more like, okay, shit, a few moments of like just being kind of like. Yeah, but that like Lizzo kind of survived that because I think.

But yeah, Ellen, it was like people people were everyone for sure this woman sucks there's no like the other the lizard thing people were like oh but that girl got fired she had an axe to grind yeah yeah other people said it was okay ellen it was like fuck you so it's like it all comes back to bite you in the ass how how you live and how you treat people determines when that kind of shit goes down whether or not people have your back. Yeah. So I get where it's like Ellen was making like $75 million a year. Of course she was like a hard ass and mean and ran a tight ship. But it's like, I don't know, man.

You got to take care of the little people somehow. like a hard ass and mean and ran a tight ship but it's like i don't know man you gotta take care of the little people somehow that means she didn't pay well or she didn't wasn't nice to them or didn't give raises or promotions or recognition or whatever it is that other people who are hard asses make sure that they do that that's something where i feel like it could come around about you not having gone i don't know what she went through she might have actually gone through like hard stuff or whatever but i do feel like that doesn't give you like without empathy for other people you haven't gone through shit well they're the people who go like i got shit on when i was new in this industry so like fuck you you have to get shit on too yeah it's like how about you just don't do that to that person how about you know how much it sucks to go through that yeah like

there are certain things that i i think you about you know how much it sucks to go through that? Yeah. Like there are certain things that I think you have to force like the younger people to go through. And then there are certain things it's like if you could avoid that, you should. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You should. Just use like a normal moral compass. Just be.

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It's not going to go well. You also need to be normal, too. But who are you right now? You are pissing on your... Your shirt's splashing everywhere. It was in broad daylight. He didn't even do it in between two cars. He just did it.

Imagine you just got out of a car, and as you stood there, you just peed. Full, you saw everything? He had full clothes on and like, Not even like turn to face the door, like, that's wild. He was facing it,

but like he, but there was, there was, you know, a couple feet of space. Jesus. Insanity. And I'm just like,

how? And again, it looked like he, he like was parking his truck to like go to work. I'm picturing him coming out of a Cybertruck because I feel like that's something that Cybertruck does. What do you think when you see a guy in a Cybertruck?

Exactly that. It appears normal. And then when you look closer, it's like you got issues, man. You got real issues. When I see a Cybertruck, it's like you're an instant freak. You're an instant freak. Really? And you definitely listen to Andrew Tate.

Yeah. Okay. So're an instant freak. Really? And you, you definitely listen to Andrew Tate. Yeah. Okay. So you, that you have that full, that full. So like he, he's a 10, but he drives a cyber truck.

Where, where are we at? Two. No way. Really? Sorry. That bad. Because also, because imagine you getting out of the cyber.

What I, what I have never seen yet is a girl getting out of a cyber truck. So true. Have you ever seen that? No, no, I've never seen a girl on the passenger side like you pull up to the club or the party or the event and the valet like opens the door for you and then like you're a girl there's i've never seen a girl in a cyber truck should i be the first girl to get a cyber truck i think i was gonna say i think if you're a girl

who drives a cyber if it's your cyber truck yeah i think it almost comes back around where you're like whoa i don't know what's going on there yeah yeah you like you're like a you're like an alien i don't know what's going on she's she's on hinge like i wouldn't no i i wouldn't be like oh you're a boss you have to drive a cyber truck but i would just be like the fuck's going on here are you are you on hinge or are you just like are you making a joke are you really funny that you bought a cyber truck because that's kind of funny yeah that's or or or or are you like i really like the cyber truck which that would be so you wouldn't i just don't know what i would like cancel her out like you would be like guys don't cancel girls out for really anything that whole like the the things that it has to be like

she's a 10 but have to be like things that like ruin your life you know what i mean yeah people are still talking about casey anthony like if she came up to you in a bar yeah yeah people are like i'll still fuck casey anthony if that's still on the table inspiration to us all i'm watching uh i was watching the the new show it's the new rom-com show on netflix uh nobody wants us dude Brody yeah okay wait can I just yeah like it's two girls doing a podcast that's very uh girls gotta eat call her daddy guys we fucked ask you know yeah well it's a foster sister yeah and and like there's a scene there's an episode where they're talking about like the ick and Adrian Brody like wore a backpack, got a bouquet of flowers that was too big, said something with an Italian accent. He said like, prego.

Yeah. And one other thing. And she was like, we're done. Like it's over. I was like, I get that this is a show. I get that it's supposed to be funny. And I understand that the ick has become a thing. Oh, I think they basically took these like straight from the internet.

That show is very like they took the podcasting internet world and just made it a show. Because the one that I've seen everywhere and was in the show, I think, was they saw him chasing a ping pong ball. Which is like a trope at this point. First one, yeah. saw him chasing a ping pong ball yeah which is like a trope at this point first one yeah like you you watch a guy you know scamper after a ping pong ball and he looks like a loser like a girl could do anything and if she was like hot and cool guys would be like i don't fucking care yeah but because to be honest usually we do do that because usually you guys are doing ick shit yeah and we're just like we't care. But then it comes back around because then it's like you guys get the ick like after sex.

That's a real ick. Yeah, that's the only one. That's a biological ick that I wish I could stop, but I can't. Yeah. And it's like, do you want me to tell the truth? I'm sure it really pains you guys. I'm so sorry. What? I'm sure it really pains you guys. I'm so sorry.

No, but listen, to go back to what we were saying, that's like the number one kind of thing where it's like, I'm not going to say something right now because it's horribly mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like, I don't want to tell you that something fucking flipped inside of me the minute that like the relationship changed after we fucked or after we did this or after we did that. I'm going to give it a shot. Let me see where it goes. Let me see if that changes yeah and then like we're a year in and it didn't

change and it's like i should have fucking said something like after three weeks but i didn't want to hurt you you know that's why it's like sometimes if i ghost somebody i'm like it's better than me dragging it out and trying to you know like i go back and forth between like i think it's probably a drag out shitty sometimes i think just getting ghosted is i think people need to accept ghosting i i'm talking about ghosting like if if somebody at the bar gives me their number and like i'll text them for like a day and then like i go some no that's not yeah everybody has the right to just be like i don't really care about this yeah i think about ghosting is like if you were in a relationship of some sort and then you just like say you don't want to be in it anymore and people are like i need to know why and i need to know get closure and it's like i'm sometimes like i don't think so man people

you get to choose if you're in a relationship or not there can be a million reasons why and if that person just chooses not to and you have a little bit of uncertainty like i just don't know if that person has to, like, it's like, obliterate me, please, tell me why. You know what I mean? It's like, it just didn't work, you know? I don't know. I mean, maybe if there's one specific,

if you wanted to tell the person, like, hey, the reason why we broke up is this, and if you do better about that, maybe it'll work next time. I guess maybe, but that's, like, not really your job. It's just like, I'm not feeling it, we're done, and that that's all you need to know love island made me feel a lot better about that where it's like sometimes you could just tell that the like connection between the two just isn't it's not there isn't there and it's not anybody's fault or whatever they're both hot people like they're

both great people but you could just tell it just doesn't work it's not gelling it's just not gelling and like it's not personal all the time. Right. Yeah. But the ick thing is funny where it's like, you can do the ick shit all you want. You just then don't get to turn around and be like the, I'm single.

I can't find a boyfriend. It's like you took the last boyfriend because of a ping pong ball. Yeah. So wait, so the, that show is written by Aaron Foster and it's kind of based on her relationship with her husband, Simon. And them. Who are they?

So Erin Foster and Sarah Foster, these two sisters, they're like kind of nepo. I don't exactly know what their parents did. They were like on the OC or something. They're like honestly like one of the more relevant people in Hollywood. Like they're friends with everyone. Got it. they're like honestly like one of the more relevant people in hollywood like they're friends with everyone got it um so they have a podcast and aaron foster is married to this guy simon who i think also he works for nickelback and he was in the office at one point and the only time i've ever like of all the celebrities that have come in here the only time i've ever

like talked to someone and like been like hi i'm a huge fan is simon because aaron and simon are like the my favorite couple in the entire world if they ever break up that that goes to elvis do i see elvis on the chart yeah elvis chris jenner all the jenner kardashians the hadids yeah i don't know why they're so... These people probably, like, run the military industrial complex or something, you know? These people probably know where the bodies are buried, who killed Kennedy. I never heard of them. Really?

The Fosters. They're, like, they're funny. They're really cool. Anyways, Aaron Foster and Simon are my favorite couple. They make me so happy, and that's what the show is based off of. And it's like, I watched the first episode and we're, like, kicking my favorite couple. They make me so happy. And that's what the show is based off of. And it's like, like I watched the first episode and we're like kicking my feet up.

I, I, uh, you know, it's definitely a girly show. It's a girl. It's a show. What's his face.

Adrian Brody is awesome in it. He's, he's like a smooth Adam Brody. Adam Brody. Yeah. Yeah. Sorry. Adam Brody is very,

he's cool. Like he's a cool cat. Yeah. There's a scene, the scene where she finds out he's the rabbi. Yeah. And he's, like, taking a drag out of the cigarette, and he's like, I'm the rabbi. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I was like, that was fucking cool.

That's the first time I've seen it. I think I've only watched one. But there is a couple scenes where the girls are doing their podcast, and I'm like, I can't watch this. Because it's, like, it's so – it's like I am that. I mean they're the girl version of it. But if there was a show where there were two dudes on a couch like with mics like talking like we talk and that was in the show, I'd be like this show is so fucking corny. Like it's so cliche.

But it's real. It's accurate. So it's not corny. But it's just like when I saw that, I was like – I'm not talking about ick. I was like – it's a very well-done show otherwise, but when I see that stuff, I'm like, we are now making television shows about the podcasting. We're going backwards now, you know? It's like, ugh.

I thought about this before because you don't really see in any kind of art. You don't see like hear songs of people being like, I Snapchat you, and then you Snapchat back. It doesn't have the gravitas. But will there be a point where it does i don't think so because it inherently sounds stupid to say like i snapchatted you yeah you say like i wrote you a letter yeah or i wrote you a song or like something like that to be like to be like belting it out and being like and then you followed me on Instagram. It's like,

it's corny. A boy asked me on Instagram and I was like, Oh my God, what gentleman? He didn't ask for my Snapchat. He was like, Instagram. That is sickening.

That's sickening. That's a real man right there. So wait, wait, wait. And you, when a guy, a guy usually asks you for your snap.

No, not anymore. Like, but there was a period of time where it was Snap. Snap. Like, what's your Snap? Instagram. Number?

Like, yeah, number. Now it's pretty much like... Would number, like, number would not even... Is number bigger or less than? Now, like, with my age, it's number almost always. Instagram is kind of like... I mean, you get more out of getting someone's Instagram. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Like, if you get someone's number, you still don't know if they if they're like a fucking psycho or a weirdo or a loser or whatever when you get someone's instagram you can kind of do a little stalking and be like okay wait a minute maybe i don't like this girl's an outdoor hiker girl this is not gonna work yeah yeah the number it's like you still gotta go on those dates and figure that out and all that sort of shit you know well i also think like instagram's like numbers like very like oh i want to try and like so that's so that's what i mean so instagram's like hey let's be friends like let's connect almost but like can you could you ask a girl for her instagram and it it if you ask somebody for their instagram you still want to fuck them or no no no no you could be at a bar with friends

and shit and they could be like what's your instagram and you wouldn't be like he's trying to fuck me yeah no i wouldn't be like he's trying to fuck me. Yeah. No, I wouldn't be like, he's trying to fuck me. Interesting. Um, but like Snapchat, Snapchat is like, he wants to fuck you. It's like the Tinder of got it.

Well, yeah, that's so weird. Snapchat is like actually doing a lot in the, in the space of like, of, of, of there's money to be made and there's content to be made and

brands are into it and i'm like for real yeah because i thought this was just a fuck app like i guess that's where everyone's if you're on it all the time because you're fucking each other then there's eyeballs to be gotten and ears to be gotten so like brands and content creators care about it but i'm like for real i use it as my like pimple popping watching app because I don't want like that feed to come up anywhere else. Smart. Yeah. It's my shit.

The other, like when, if people catch a glimpse of my Instagram timeline or whatever you call it, I would be more. You're signed into the KFC radio. It's the whole thing. I know. I know.

When Pat said that the other day, I was like, please don't read it. Please don't read it out loud. Please don't read it out loud. It's awful. It's awful. I got to get off of that.

The homepage is just thumbnails where it's just like, what the fuck happened here? One time I accidentally was signed in and I was trying to do a meditation. I was trying meditation one time and I was like, that is so embarrassing.

Oh my God. They're going to roast me so bad. It's better than mine. Trust me, it's better than mine. That's a good call. I need to have a burner just for my like scrolling and watching activities. Well, that was the one time it got hacked and like somebody was signing up and not doing anything malicious.

It was just like somebody in India trying to find porn. And I was like, who the fuck is doing this? And it's like we we changed password and disappeared i remember you asking them and you were like maybe i don't know yeah good event would you rather you find a guy's instagram and it's all chicks or something weird like mine weird like what like what like pimple popping or neck cracking or like a weird, not like fetish, but just like a weird thing, you know? Versus just like girls with fat asses like shaking their ass, you know? So I don't know if I've like recently had enough of like an emotional connection to somebody to like care if they so i might like bite my words

when i like really fall head over heels and be like i don't follow instagram whatever's but right now if it was like pimple but pimple popping i get like yeah it's a good thing it's not like like the but there's a certain point where if you like if you were watching like like you know those people who are like tlcLC They have a latex obsession They love balloons and rubber and stuff If you just saw that he just He just had videos of latex gloves And balloons and rubber balls

And ball pits and shit You were filled with that Or if it was like mukbangs Yeah I kind of get it but See I'm also i'm a believer that you should like everybody everybody gets their own life yeah like i think it's insane that we share locations share all bank accounts share everything like i am my own fucking person

yeah and I should like get to watch what I want to watch do what I want to do eat what I want to eat to go back to what I was saying earlier and like you get to do that too

and then we like intertwine some of those things you know yeah but like if I you know

if I'm horny online and I follow like Instagram models you shouldn't even fucking know about that yeah I should just get to have my own fucking Instagram

yeah you know as long and then of course you can't if you're using it to hook up yeah, yeah. I should just get to have my own fucking Instagram. Yeah. You know? And then, of course, if you're using it to hook up with people and cheat on me and shit like that, then it's a problem.

But if it's just like, I'm monitoring you and I don't like that and like, all that kind of shit, it's like, you know, don't be stupid about it.

Don't be liking. Don't be commenting. Whatever. Yeah. Watch. Have your own internet presence. That shouldn't be like taken away from you

when you're in a relationship. Yeah. Sharing location is like, I think that is the most insane thing we do. And I don't be like taken away from you when you're in a relationship. Yeah. Sharing location is like, I think that is the most insane thing we do. I, I, and I don't like, I'm not doing shady shit.

I just like sometimes want to like, if I don't feel like hanging out, I'm going to tell you why I'm still at work and I don't want you to know I'm not at work. Right. I shouldn't have to ever. Cause here's the thing. People keep tabs on me.

Like, I think it's cute when they like, you know, yeah. Yeah. But here's the thing. It always, it usually tabs on me like I think it's cute when they like you know yeah yeah but here's the thing it always it usually comes from a place of like

not that yeah not trying to be cute it's a controlling thing you know and it's like the sad reality is you should be able to say

I don't want to do that tonight and that's the end of it but relationships get weird where you have to lie about it and then say you're at work so I don't want you to you know what I mean yeah what you should be able to at work. So I don't want you to know. You know what I mean?

Yeah. What you should be able to say is like, I just don't want to hang out with like your parents. And they should go, okay. You know, you got to do it sometimes, but not every time or whatever. Yeah. But if it gets to the point where you don't trust me enough that we're sharing locations and all that shit, it's like, I mean, what if there was no phones? And I just said to you, before you leave the house every day, you have to take this Apple tracker with you. Yeah. So I know where you are always.

You'd be like, get the fuck out of here. What are you talking about? That is turning on your location. If I was just like, you cannot leave without your geotag, you'd be like, you are an absolute psycho controlling freak. That's such a weird way to put it. You know? It's like...

My big thing is like, I really don't like walking with people i i like doing walks by myself yeah i'm walking alone we're going shopping or whatever all that and when i'm with someone they're like oh i'll walk with you i'm like i actually i don't yeah but i don't know how to say that yeah no i that that's like those things should be okay yeah you know it's very like curb your enthusiasm You didn't want to walk with me? What the fuck? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But it's like, yeah, I don't want to go to the grocery store with you.

I don't want to go shopping for clothes with you. I want to be in and out. Or I want to go and be alone or whatever. That should be fucking allowed without being offending somebody or, you know, worrying about them or whatever, you know? Yeah. It should be normal. I know. I might die alone, though though if I keep that up though

like trying to oh my god I don't want to hear it from you how so so yeah you're probably what the elder statesman

on fishbowl yeah you're the old bitch Grace is technically the oldest hey that's my girl she's still not the oldest

let's go fishbowl fishbowl debuted two days ago with Jackie Grace Moobs and kelly and um i think it was a smash hit yes the feedback was great i like everyone i i'm so hard on myself like personally i i told you recently we need to work on that i know i know we need i i like again

just like i'm never gonna i'm just somebody like, again, just, like, I'm never going to, I'm just somebody, like, you got to let me cook. Like, you got to let me cook. So I personally was, like, walked away from that just being, like, cringing at everything I said, everything I, whatever, did. But I will say this. You really can't, you got to stop that. Yeah. Because you will shoot yourself in the foot. I know.

One of my biggest regrets is being too self-deprecating. I was always kind of being, like, we don't know what we're doing here. And we just kind of fucking suck. And we just turn on the mics. And we just fucking dick around. And we don't have real talent. Those guys do. And I think people started to believe that and buy into that.

And in some ways, it was endearing. And they liked it. And then I'm sure in other ways, there were people who were like, yeah, these guys aren't that good. I was just watching Hot Ones with Conan and he says that that's such a big important thing where like when you set it up and you set the standard of like, hey, this isn't going well, then the audience is immediately like we're not getting the best product right now. Because he's had so many interviews. He's like it would be some fucker from the CW show that's going to get canceled in a year would just turn to the crowd and be like, this is going bad. And then the crowd would die. And it's like, yeah.

Fake it till you make it. You know what I mean? We had a meeting yesterday and we said, we're like, don't start by saying that. First thing she did. First thing. And I was in the back going. You can't. You really can't though.

You really can't. I know. Because like think about you really have to put yourself in the audience's shoes. Think about the people you watch and follow and, like, love. Like, Alex Earl and those girls are never, like, putting themselves down. They're always like, we are that bitch, you know? They're relatable and funny and they're not like, I'm better than you. But they'll never be like you

know this is a shitty product you shouldn't i don't even know why you watch this like that's funny but it's not good for business yeah that's so true like we as barstool we always did like the common man thing and i think personally at least i think i went a little too far with that where i was like i am just your everyday guy that's fine but when it goes into like uh i don't you know i don't even know i had this job or like i don't even know why they let me talk or i can't believe you people pay for this or whatever yeah that comes across as like okay then even if it's like subconscious because the people who kill it even the corny people the the gary v's of world, the Kevin Hart's of the world who are just like relentlessly positive and all that. Pat McAfee is like they fucking crush it.

Yeah. Because it's that manifestation shit. But I think it also is just like a standard. Their co-workers believe it and then the viewer believes it and then everybody believes it. You know, can't do that. I say like more for me just because I get, like I was saying before, like I never crushed it on the first try.

Like I never, and so it's more a thing like. But you also are here. Yeah. Like there's so many people who couldn't even get here. Yeah. So when you say you didn't crush it, it's like that's a standard you've made up for yourself that maybe you didn't reach that,

but you like crushed it. Yeah. In normal terms. And be normal. Like the normal people out there could never have just hopped in a studio on the fly with a fishbowl and a bunch of really popular girls and just did it. Yeah. So.

You also, not to keep gassing you up, you do this like on the production side too. Right. You'll just, you'll be like, oh, maybe like you find someone else. You're a great producer. Thank you. Like you're one of the best ones here. And like that's where I told her the other day. I was like, we need to work on like you're like, oh, no, I suck.

No, you can do it. You've been doing this for a while. It's so I get it because I still do it to this day. I'm 40 years old. And I tell everyone else this and I still don't do it myself. But I'm like when I see it with other people I do it with John all the time I'm like John

like out of order is like the funniest thing on the internet yeah you know like you need to be like an actor you are

supremely talented yeah and he's always just like no no no shut up shut up shut up and then I don't take my own advice but it's like but you know

you also you know it's not gonna be if episode one you're saying that can't be doing that you know, you also, you know, it's not going to be, if episode one you're saying that, you can't be doing that. You know what I mean? Even if you're thinking it and feeling it, you can say little things here and there. I'm not telling you to go in there and be one of those, like, rise and grind like another day in the books. Marshall bitches.

But just be like, this is awesome. This is an awesome show. Yeah. I had a great time here. And like all the listeners did too there's even a way to say that where it is like you could sarcastically say like this is gonna be the best show ever and that comes off better than being like this yeah even that even yeah if you're walking there like this is gonna be the funniest fucking show in the world like

subconsciously people are hearing that and thinking that and or maybe not but what definitely goes into their brain is if they hear a low energy low confidence person being like we don't even know if this show is gonna last it's like well then what the fuck am i doing here why am i listening to this yeah you know go in there and just be like we don't know what's gonna happen but it's gonna be awesome that's a good you know you're not saying hey we're gonna be the number one show but you're also not telling them like yeah we're probably gonna get canceled in a week. Yeah, yeah. But I'm somebody like, I cannot fake confidence. I'll get comfortable.

I will get comfortable. I know that I will. But I can't. But I guess I just don't have to say it. Yeah, just don't say it. That's the thing. Just don't shoot yourself in the foot like that. These were the comments from last night. No, I know. These were the comments last night.

I'm here for Jackie in front of the camera. Are you kidding me? I'm obsessed with this crew and always excited to get more Jackie content. Heart emoji. Can't get enough Jackie content. She is low-key one of the funniest people at the office. Love, love, love this. Jackie on the full come up. Respectfully, where is Jackie from besides behind the scenes at Barstool?

That girl needs her own show. That was just one scroll of the youtube comments that's really nice it's funny though because then i saw like some bad comments in like the same of course but i almost was like okay that doesn't hurt because i agree with you on there like i don't think that that was my best performance i know what you mean but don't even say it. I'll cut that out. That's the point. It's always easy to leave a hateful comment. It takes, you know, people always say, if you, if you don't listen to the bad comments,

you can't listen to the good ones. That's not really true because people who leave positive comments are like, I'm going out of my way to prop that person up and give them some props. Hateful is just people like fuck this guy you know well i'm like the people remember i just said it last week to a t like every single time when i challenge them they go i'm so sorry man your content's great yeah yeah that's those people every fucking time whereas the people who are leaving nice comments mean it hateful is easy to get a like on and that's all that those people want like that's all that they're

looking for they're just looking for like affirmation think about it this way you would never challenge not you would never go when you go to someone who talks shit and you say like really why do you think that about me they fold every time and they say actually i really like you if you went to someone who left a nice comment and you said why'd you leave that comment they'd be like because i like you no one's gonna be like oh i actually i actually left that comment to get likes i actually hate you they leave the comment because they like yeah whereas there are ulterior motives for leaving hateful comments so well i i mean as we know now maybe you're apparently a fucking hired troll farm so who knows yeah exactly you never know yeah i'll

just blame alex on it um i but no i i mean more in the sense where like it didn't hurt because i was like well that wasn't my best like if i'd given my best and i saw a comment like i'd be like holy fuck but like if you don't if like you were like didn't like me then like i it's fine i didn't like give you like i sell more than you though like you should empty the fucking tank yeah you know what i mean like it's gonna take me i again know anything about the person. And the shows that we do are very casual, so it's hard to gear up for it. But, you know,

when you turn the mics on with zero prep or zero, you know what I mean? Yeah. You should do a little bit of that because it shows. It really does make a difference.

Yeah, that's a good point. I know. I wish that we didn't have any time to bond or anything beforehand. Well, that's... She goes, I've never even really

talked to them no I know girls are crazy if a new person ever started here and they were just like you want to start a show

yeah and then and we had never talked prior I would never do that we have like one meeting and like but I think you guys

also just know that you kind of vibe right yeah yeah yeah like I feel like girls can sniff out like each other. Yeah, you, Grace, and Moves, and Kelly are cut from the same cloth, kind of.

And Peyton, too. Peyton's also cut from that same cloth. She's behind this. But so everything you feel about Peyton is what we feel about you. Yeah, that's a good point. The way you're funny and talented, you need to be more a part of it. We're doing that for you. I appreciate you guys always doing that.

It's going to be big. You and John, we're doing that for you. I appreciate you guys always doing that. It's going to be big. You and John were very sweet about this whole thing. Also, I mean, you deserve it. And also, Moves is a fucking megastar. O'Malley is one of the biggest things on the internet. Let's fucking ride that wave. Yeah, exactly. Let's fucking take that one.

Yeah, they were comfortable. They were good. Good. you were too anyways go watch it let's go through yeah i have a question at the end did you end up promoting kfc radio well so i didn't want it to seem like oh with our 900 listeners like go watch kfc radio you know it's like that felt kind of and then there was one other thing that we were terrible at i was yelling people always i saw i saw a comment saying shout out k terrible at, and I was yelling at people. I saw a comment saying, shout out KFC Radio. And I was like, because I was running the gambling stream at the time, so I couldn't listen.

And I was just like, that's just a host of KFC Radio. Going on another show? You want to promote anything? Nope. Yeah, because you're a host. You're not just like a behind-the-scenes person pumping some show. I said I was a producer for KFC Radio. You're on the show now.

So it's like, when people are like, I want more Jackie, show like you're you're on the show now so it's like they corrected you when people are like I want more Jackie it's like you can get me on KFC radio yeah

you can get me on my Instagram you gotta tell the people it all helps itself yeah I was also worried about because like

at one point they were like who's like it was like a barstool question like who's lives a barstool would you

want to switch lives with her or whatever and I was like I'm biased but like Kevin invites but then I was like oh wait I don barstool question like whose lives a barstool would you want to switch lives with her or whatever and i was like i'm biased but like kevin invites but then i was like oh wait i don't want to seem like i'm like you know like a group like well you don't want to switch lives with us i'll tell you that much that might not be the answer i respect the i love the respect and loyalty like you know but then i wasn't like i was like so then but no here's the here's the mission you're gonna go in there. You embed yourself with two of the biggest fucking stars in the internet. And I'm bringing them back to KFC Radio.

All of a sudden, our audience is just a ton of 20-year-old girls. Yeah, it just totally lies. You're just here for Jackie. I don't care. Demographics just shift completely. That's great. So wait, Fishbowl is Tuesday, five o'clock live. Live.

Live is a great hook. It's just so fucking nice to not have to. Yeah, I broke the fish bowl. That was so dumb. So exactly. How did you break it? I just ran into a door with the fish bowl in my, like it wasn't, I was like, that was just pure stupidity.

She spills everything. Oh, then I had spilled. And that was at roughly 10 o'clock in the morning, so I could pull the footage of that. Great. Oh, God. Is there footage in that? I think there is.

I want to see that one. I'm absolutely getting that. She spills every drink, everything. My hands did not want to work yesterday. I spilled every single liquid that I had. It's hard for those things to get moving. You spilled four high noons? It's like your brain has to tell those giant fingers to lift this bowl.

Carrie is like, we're trying those giant fingers to lift this bowl. We're trying. We can't lift this thing. Somebody commented how big my hands looked on the stream. I'm sure. Did you have it pulled up or did you go through after and read all the comments? It was on Twitter. Oh, but I did read all the comments.

For sure. Yeah, I read every single one. But then the fact that you sent like all the Jackie comments edited together and I literally was like, I was tearing up. I was like, oh my God. It took like two seconds to get a fucking screenshot. Oh my God. Anyways, go watch.

All right. Let's go through a couple topics in the news and then we'll do voicemails. So earlier I was saying like people some you kind of lose what normal is and you forget how to like act normal i feel like drake is in that in that territory right now we're like normal is just like not possible for drake anymore oh yeah yeah he went and unfollowed kendrick lamar playboy cardi lebron james rick ross demar de rosen and joe budden like you probably just shouldn't have done that, dude. Yeah, I know.

Like, I'm very, like, I like the people who are megastars who still are, like, regular. Like, I kind of like that people are still petty. I kind of like that people are still, like, in the comments sometimes and shit. But there's got to come to a point where you're like, I'm a fucking mogul on this earth and I'm still sitting here about, like, who I follow and shit but there's got to come to a point where you're like i'm a fucking mogul on this earth and i'm still sitting here about like who i follow and shit like that or maybe it's maybe it's a smart move because he's like i'm just going to keep the drama rolling i'm going to keep the my name at the top of the headlines i'm following i'm unfollowing but part of me sometimes is like bro cut it down but i think that celebrities do that because that's an easy way to kind of like get your name

in the media well that's what i'm saying so maybe I'm wrong maybe I maybe I need to do this more in my life with drama and bullshit but it's like yeah you should I don't think I is that good you know no such thing as bad publicity but it's like is that the publicity you want being like a to me that's like a bitchy girly like yeah and follow Joe Budden it's like he's gonna be like fuck you dude you know what I mean? Yeah. But it's a headline and everyone notices. It's crazy when you get

to that point where every move you make matters. Everything you post has a double meaning. Everything you do is a shot, you know,

whatever. It's like, unfollowing LeBron is like... So why is he... LeBron, like, has been at Kendrick's concert and posting his songs

and dancing to Not Like Us and stuff. And I think he was like, these are all the people who chose sides. So fuck you. But I think you kind of come across looking like the petty one. But also you can do petty in a way where it's kind of funny and good.

Where it's like, yeah, I don't give a shit. I'm still like in this mud you know i feel like drake would be good at doing that i can't decide because sometimes i think he's like kind of a pussy and other times i'm like he's you know always at the top of the game for a reason yeah but he's somebody like if he were to do that like he would he would go straight to the top i think before everything happened i was very like drake everything he does he knows i think once he got his ass kicked you got a question where it's like i don't know you totally bombed and botched that

very big important thing yeah so now like i said when you start to like not trust your brain you know it's like maybe unfollowing everybody isn't the move you know it was kind of funny and quirky when you were the man now you get knocked down a few pegs and it's like oh now you're just a regular dude who like unfold is like i need to unfollow you on instagram if you're like a boss and you're like watch this i'm gonna like watch dance puppets i'm gonna unfollow everybody but if it's if it's like i actually need to unfollow lebron because he likes kendrick lamar it's like come on dude yeah yeah yeah gotta remind yourself you're worth like 500 million dollars that is what the tiktokers do like when they break up yes so it is kind of you're like yeah that's like the way people get their news for

like 13 year olds but so my question is who are the people who are like are people monitoring who yeah that follows or is there some kind of software uh there might be but i think there are people who do that shit like every day wake up and just like check drake's fucking cross-reference who follows who and stuff like that i wouldn't be be surprised. There are people who make their living off of gossip and shit. So it's like I'll just sit here and go through the follows because if one changed, I think that's what they do. They see like I knew yesterday it was like 1,300 and now it's 1,295. But once you get to that big of a number, you can't see them by one.

Oh, I guess if it's the following. Following, you can. The following, you're at 100%. You're 100 people. Yeah, you're so right. Right. So that, to me, is – I don't know where I fall on that. Drake is in an interesting spot where he's got to – Yeah.

You know? Yeah, you've got to run that by a PR team. Yeah, or just, like, stop for a minute. You know what I mean what so what do you think his next move should be to come out i don't know he's gotta just come out with good fucking music it's been a little while since he put out songs that like really you know it's crazy the music industry is shifting to like they are apparently now getting getting rated and i believe paid like it used to be records sold and then it became streams and all that and now i think it like it's your sounds on tiktok and instagram and how many times people use your music on social media is like a part of your record deal. People have said that. And I don't know how that gets measured

and I don't know how you get paid per, like, so you, you know, these record labels, like we want like 10 million people to make a TikTok with this song on it, you know? Yeah. So make a catchy, quick, you know? But it's like that shit also sucks for music. Artists have-

Like those songs suck. Yeah, artists have come out like being like i'm so sorry that i'm posting this like snippet of the song for the millionth time but like my record label won't let me do this unless i get any views i wouldn't if i had the goods if i was a country singer a rapper if i really was popular i wouldn't even consider a record label never I would put my own music out on my own website or my own like it's tough to not be on Spotify but it's not like if you're really good Taylor Swift just put her music on like taylorswift.com everybody would go there people were saying that she should start her own record label but like then you become the villain then

well yeah I know I know but if you did, like if you started your own like platform, like that's what like when Jay-Z started title and like tried to make it like for the artist and it was just like was not. Yeah. I think it was for the artist but totally lost track of the listener, you know? Yeah.

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Fortnite released new skins with the Incredibles. And so now you can play as the Incredibles. And you can play as Elastigirl, Mrs. Incredible. Yeah. And she does, what do they call them? Emotes or something? Emotes? Yeah, emotes.

Where it's like you dance and shit. And she's doing all the TikTok dances. And she is shaking that fat ass of hers. What? And people are loving it. She's just doing all the TikTok dances. But all the TikTok dances involve a little bit of shaking that ass. Yeah.

So you know her. She's got that tiny waist and that thick, fat booty of hers. Every animation thing makes the mom character the like the most like there's always a hourglass always a little porny element yeah it's it's it's always a little bit creepy uh like there's imagine that auto filled on my twitter like these creeps are there's a if you go to uh i did one minute man on it and I put one of the scenes in it. Like there's a bunch of guys around her like circling her in the game while she's dancing. What?

And she's like shaking her ass and these guys are like dancing behind her. Is there a reason for doing the Incredibles or are they coming out with like a new movie or is this just kind of random? They are coming out with a new movie. I think Incredibles like five is coming out or whatever but the the there there are people uh there are people i mean there's there's like a there's a thing where she's just like sitting there like facing turned completely around just like popping her ass and then she's doing like that that dance like this just bends over and it's like i mean you're talking about the gaming community we know what they're gonna do with it like they're gonna have a fucking ball with it. They're going to just get ridiculous.

So now Elastigirl's fat ass is all over. I guess, like, whatever's going to get to your click. Well, that's the thing. It's probably getting used more than, I mean, like, she's just shaking that ass. Yeah, wow. And then, like, these are the guys. Yeah. She's double-cheeked up guys you know she's double cheeked up

that's been that's been people have been talking about that forever think of that a king-size snicker she's got that booty yeah she does it in this in the movie she like puts on the outfit she's like looking back at it i'm like this is this is disney's always had do you know all those does your generation know know all those creepy Disney porn things? Yeah, it's kind of like... The castle in The Little Mermaid has a dick as one of the... Yeah. And then in The Lion King...

It's like sex. Yeah, sex is spelled out. Yeah, it's funny. And then the priest in The Little Mermaid is... The priest in... I think The Little Mermaid. Aladdin?

No. I think... Little Mermaid. Aladdin? No. I think it's The Little Mermaid. The Little Mermaid. He just flat out gets a boner. You just see his dick go whoop. What? He's wearing, like, you know, a priest cloth, and you just see it go whoop. Like, full-blown boner.

I saw some, like, I don't know if this is. Look at that. That's just a fucking boner, bro. Wait. Oh, my God. See that second slide? Yeah. He's got, got like his dick

pops out that's so odd and they used to just slide all that shit in there i was told like i don't know if this is true but like with the word sex written in the stars or whatever apparently that like appears a lot more often because like humans like when they see the word sex like they're drawn to it a little bit so i think that it actually occurs more often than we realize where like our brain like our subconscious picks up on it but our brain zone actually i'm sure they're doing all that kind of shit yeah i always thought that one was kind of a stretch like it's there but it's like yeah oh that one definitely says it yeah that definitely says it yeah never mind that says it for sure yeah they're playing us uh and then um the sabrina carpenter story, getting Eric Adams indicted, is unbelievable.

This is something that I saw. I never actually clicked. Yeah, she was at a concert. She's like, should we talk about how I got the mayor indicted? So she filmed a music video for her song Feather at a church in Brooklyn. The music video is all these guys in life are like objectifying her and like staring at her ass and like making her feel uncomfortable and she fucking murders all of them. And then when they're dead, she's at their funeral at the church. Yeah.

And there's a bunch of caskets with all of them and she's dancing on the altar and she's wearing like, you know, she's her shoulders are out. You can't really see anything anything but she's got like this big poofy skirt on with like high stockings and high heels it's very sexual very you know all charged up and she's on the altar in a church and the music video came out and everyone was like all these catholic people were like what the fuck is this how is this filmed that our church so the archdiocese bishop of brooklyn this guy uh robert bennett benny uh rob rob bobby bennett good irishman decides to go investigate how the this happened and he finds out that the head of that church monsignor jam Jamie Gigantiello was like, yeah, you can use this for whatever you want. I'm sure it just took like a fat check as well.

Yeah. And so they started to investigate why that happened and what else he did. And they start to go down the rabbit hole. And they find out that Jamie Gigantiello is working with this guy Frankie Caron. And Frankie Caron is this businessman in New York who's a little bit, you know, wise guy. And he has a bunch of connections to Eric Adams. So they followed to him

and they started investigating what he was doing with Eric Adams and all these people start getting subpoenaed and they started to just like unroll it. And that guy got Adams into all like the shady shit. And so Sabrina Carpenter's music video caused the investigation to the priest. The priest was connected to the wise guy. The wise guy connected to the mayor.

And he's fucking out. No way. It's the 9-11 shit. It's the 9-11 shit. All because she was just like kind of dancing on the altar at, you know, Our Lady of Assumption or whatever the fuck it was. That's crazy. So if that doesn't happen, I think the mayor of New York City is sitting pretty. Wow.

Fucking the butterfly effect, man. They got the power, bro. They got the power. I'm very happy for Serena Carpenter and her come up. Yeah, she's that bitch right now, right? Yeah, she's really that bitch. I can see the haters coming out already, though. I know, but everyone's going to.

Let her live. I know. I guess that's just part of the game now. Get the haters. What do you though. I know, but everyone's going to. Let her live. I know. I guess that's just part of the game now. Get the haters. What do you think of Chappelle Rohn and canceling? Oh, that girl. I don't like her. That, to me, I love Taylor Swift so much now.

And I think about that line, you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum I was raised in. She, Chaperone, opened her mouth like one time with the most generic political take ever, which was like, I don't like either side. Yeah. It's basically what she said. And canceled shows because of the response on the internet. Taylor Swift. If you went through what taylor swift went through yeah if that if that caused you to cancel a couple shows your whole career would be over

yeah if you went through one one millionth of what taylor swift went through people literally like going after her career going after her body going after her her relationships and she has never missed a show she has been on tour or if she did miss a show was because of like a terrorist attack yeah uh you know she never never misses a show and puts out album after album after album after album music videos all while still living her life and jet setting around having fun chaperone had like one video on the internet and was like i need to take time off for myself get the fuck out of here the the the shows are the fun part yeah if you if you can't if you're she was like uh her her post said like i need to listen to like my body right now get yourself off the internet that's what's good

canceling shows is not going to make you feel better the shows are the fun part the shows are where you connect with your fans and you do your art and your music. Get off the fucking internet and do your shows. Do your music. It's not the other way around. You don't cancel shows because people are being

mean on the internet. You go to your show and you get off the fucking internet. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Crazy. That was crazy to me. That's, I feel like

when people have the quick rise. She did work a lot beforehand but like that's the... Even crazier though then it's like you know you you know what it takes to get here yeah and you're gonna turn right around like i if i was that was me i'm like that's why even with this shit it's like i'm not gonna let haters like stop me now because like then what do i do all that for it's kind of like we um what's her name

who was on dancing with the stars oh that fucking famous for being a scam artist yeah um yeah and a and a belvey kelby yeah delvey delvey delvey yeah she got out first um people love a scammer though but no but i'm saying like she got out first and she was like crying because she felt like everyone hated her or whatever yeah she was like they took advantage of me like and no bro you were in jail she said oh yeah you you took it you're literally what you did was take advantage of people that was like you're living yeah yeah yeah i was i thought it was gonna be the opposite i people can you can kind of get away with crime if you do it in like a slick way where it's like yeah but they were kind of scamming you know yeah exactly if you're cool but she she to then turn around and cry like

that it's like well now now you're just hypoc she she to then turn around and cry like that it's like well now now you're just hypocritical well it's like it's like people were saying like bro you're in jail why are you crying over comments and like people like what but i guess you got out and you turned it around enough that you were on dancing with the fucking stars like you're doing okay bitch but it just shows like how mean the internet is it's like you could be in prison and you still people will really do not get that that like it when when just everyone's really really really mean to you it's tough yeah it's tough it's like there's a lot of there's a lot worse fates out there it seems that way until you go down that road it's just like every single day every single time you open the internet like it

used to be that that famous style of the creator uh where he's like, just don't look at the screen, bro. Yeah. But like you can't now. You have to be on the internet. Yeah. And every time you open the internet, people are just killing you. You will lose your mind. Yeah.

There is nobody tough enough for that. Like you could take the toughest person from like the streets. It's – Francis Ngannou is a UFC fighter who like literally walked across the deserts of Africa to like get out of his bad situation and came to America to fight. And I bet you if he went online every single day and people just kept hammering him, he would lose his mind. Not to say that you'll like cry or fold, but you'll start to go a little crazy because you just can't – it's just human nature to just be like, shut the fuck up. You will lose your mind. The internet is – it's like the – the internet is like the ocean, man. You can't fuck's just human nature to just be like shut the fuck up you will lose your mind the internet is it's like the it's the internet's like the ocean man you can't fuck with it yeah it just never ever stops the tides just keep on coming because i feel like also like 10 years ago being a celebrity it's like you could be in this other world and you don't have to worry about like

the discourse that's going on nowadays you have to play into the discourse you know uh blake lively must be like losing her fucking mind yeah exactly like she she fucked up and she's the the main character now and everything everyone hates her now yeah everyone's making fun how she looks everyone's making fun of her products everyone's making fun of her movies and when you used yeah you used to just be like you see me with taylor you see me with my husband, and that's it. You love me. Now it's like, nope. You're going to talk about it every single day. And you can't control it.

You can control it if you're smart and you can get involved and you do it the right way. But you can't just sit there and hope it goes away because it doesn't stop. Memes control the markets and all that. If you become a meme, if you become a joke, if you become a punchline, like, when you control the memes, you control the world. It's crazy.

But it's so true. Like, they literally brought Morbius back because of the fucking memes, and then it bombed again. That's my favorite example of that, where it's like, the internet just did it. The other side of it, Sonic the Hedgehog. Like, they bombed, they switched it, and now it's a trilogy worth billions. With, like, TV shows. It's such a fine line because you've got to listen to the internet, but you can't listen to the internet.

Yeah, I know. It's like, don't listen to comments, but don't ignore comments either. Yeah, exactly. You've got to get some feedback, too. You know what it is? You have to ignore individual comments while recognizing bigger scale movements. Like don't look at like the one person who's like, fuck you. But if there's a wave of people being like, we don't like you, you have to figure that out.

Or just like you just have to know that that's coming. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's the individual comments that are like, whatever. But if there is a movement against you or for you or because of you or whatever. That shit is very, very real and is not going to stop. That train is coming down the tracks no matter what. I think you just have to wait for the calluses to set in. Yeah.

Well, that's the other thing, too, is like you either try – like either get involved and kind of like play it right, play your PR cards right or stay the fuck fuck out and just, like, stay away until it becomes white noise. Yeah. Because eventually if they don't – if they don't garner a reaction from you, you don't really – they'll stop eventually. Yeah. They did that for Deadpool and Wolverine too. They leaked the name of the movie the night before the Super Bowl ad came out, and it was Deadpool and Friend. Entire internet was like, fuck this. And Ryan Reynolds was like, you need to change it to Deadpool and Wolverine right now.

Smart. They're like, we shipped hundreds of thousands of stuff. He's like, throw it all away. They hate it. It'll be a bigger hit if the movie name sucks. So listen to what people are telling you. Usually they're right. Damn.

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I was in black face. I think about this all the time. There are two types of people in this world. There are two types of people in this world. There are two types of parents in this world. There are the people who get there in their khakis and loafers with their hair combed and their polo and their dress. And then there are the cool parents, basically. But I will say there are times where I'm pushing the limit of like – sometimes I'm like, oh, man. Like I could have – like I should put on like my formal sweatpants. Yeah.

You know what I mean? There's like your sweatpants and then there's like your fucking – like no one is supposed to see me in these clothes sort of thing. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like you can go to the drop-off in a hoodie and sweatpants. You can't go to the drop-off in like full-blown pajamas, you pajamas you know yeah when i started doing that is when i was like i think i'm clinically depressed but i but i see i see these guys and i'm like i don't know i like my my dream in life

is to be like adam sandler like people who see that and kind of just go like he's the man he just does whatever the fuck he wants but you got to be adam sandler and until you're adam sandler people go that dude is a mess that dude is depressed that dude is a slob you know yeah but also every time i'm always scrambling to get them to school on time or get them to the thing on time so i'm just like i don't know fuck it let's go we gotta go you know so i'm out of the car for like two seconds i just make sure like nobody can see my dick. And I'm like, see you later. For a long time when I was living at home, my little brother, I had to pick him up from like fourth and fifth grade. The amount like our age difference, people think I'm the dad. Right.

Because there's other people who have smaller age difference. I bet. Yeah. To where like they're trying to do small talk. And I'm just like, I'm just here to pick up the kid and like you know it's just there's there's like some parents who are cool and you don't mind seeing them and then there are some parents who are like you're just not my my jam you know do you see like the moms with the birkins and like the all dressed uh it's not that bad i don't think my town's that bad i i shouldn't say that i bet

the women would probably be able to be like that's ten thousand dollars a thousand dollars god i would love to be that kind of mom really yeah i'd love that uh like the sports moms just sitting there like like we were at sports the other day and as we left somebody hopped into their bentley truck the mom yeah i was like, wow. Like, you're the fucking, like, you're the start. Yeah, I want to be in the range. Those exist. And I want.

Yeah, you want to have, like, you know, you're having your martinis, washing down your Xanax with your martinis while you hop in your Range Rover. Yep, exactly. I can think of the group of moms from high school. Like, yeah, there was, they all hung out and it was. It's a very real stereotype i think when it comes to that you should probably try to look decent and you should engage a little bit yeah i think when you look a total slob and you never like i don't really go to the social events but

when i see you at practice games and school events i'm very friendly i'm probably not going to go out for drinks with you guys yeah i'm probably not going to go to the party there's parents who are really close some of these parents trans uh uh travel together vacation together i'm never gonna be that guy i'm not gonna i'm not gonna vacation with one of my kids friends parents like unless somehow we become really really close some of these parents just love that they love love the social aspect of it, and they're going to do it. I'm never going to be that guy. But when you see me, we can talk. It takes me a long time to remember the names,

but then once I remember your name, we're good. I know you. I know your family. We'll talk. We'll be friendly. I'm just not going to be that guy. Yeah, I'm so excited to make mom friends. I'm totally going to be the opposite.

No, thank you. No, thank you. But, yeah, I get that word. So we just got to find you a pro athlete so you can be one of these moms. That's what I've been saying. What's up, KFC Radio Gang? So you guys were talking last episode about what Jackie can talk about on Fishbowl. She should just steal voicemail topics and other topics from KFC Radio

and just do it better imagine that imagine if you just replaced me and John with moves in O'Malley and it just like skyrockets be normal and all the girls are like yes queen be normal you should maybe do one or two

topics and see what happens and see if it pops off as an experiment I'm going to write ATI questions and put them in your bowl and just watch. That would not surprise me one fucking time. I mean, you did the Helen Keller thing yesterday. Now, on an account that has like 16 followers, it's popped off. Yeah. People don't believe in Helen Keller?

You did that on Fishbowl? Well, we did. Yeah. But Grace – no, no, no. It was like 20 seconds where it was like first topic helen keller and everyone's like she's fake she's fake fucker she's had a funny um joke oh yeah it was it was because like i was like wait is that like pc to say like we don't believe in non-college and she was like i don't know they're not listening yeah she can't she can't tell i

genuinely truly believe that i do i do not believe that the helen keller story happened i said that for years and that kind of became a joke but i said it when i sent it said it i meant it like i don't think has there been another deaf dumb and blind person sure there has been but they haven't fucking learned to read and write like helen did because they can't read um yeah if that story came out today and everyone was sucking her dick and it became like a thing, people would be like, this is fake. They would be so skeptical. Yeah. But it happened in like a history book a hundred years ago or whatever the fuck.

And people were like, so amazing. She figured it out by touching. But it's kind of like that's how AI learns. What? AI is like a fucking supercomputer with all of the resources in the world. This woman had nothing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Did I ever tell you I had an impersonator

come to my school in like fifth grade? No. It was tough. What did they do? Did they just kind of stand there? Oh, she was full thing. What? Was she actually?

Yeah, and she had another girl that was playing the teacher like shoving her fingers in her mouth. It was... I was in like fifth grade. It was – I was in, like, fifth grade. It was crazy. You know that they – those are, like, actors trying to make it who, like, left the school being either, like, fuck this. I'm going to go put a bullet in my head or, like, we crushed it.

It was when I went to a Catholic school and they're, like, everything under God. And, like, this girl was just screaming for an hour and a half. That's such a good gig. You're, like, I actually don't even have to know how to talk yeah yeah yo that isn't that the weirdest thing that that got like universally picked up like every kid in our generations if you say helen keller they know who she is that's fucking weird wow that is like the curriculum just chose to tell that story to every fucking student because it's a fucking lie because it's a ridiculous patently ridiculous lie why don't we think about like amelia erhart yes

that's another one like some of these names that it's just like we all know them yeah it's like why i don't know there's so many other things that people have done i don't know if this i don't know if this is going to stop actually ari shafir said this the other day after our interview i thought it was so interesting that like there's so everyone's on their own internet now that we don't know the same things anymore you know yeah and he he he used the best example he just said you're the man now dog do you know that no oh fuck there was a sean connery movie and whether not you saw this movie, everybody just knew the line from the movie. It was Finding Forrester. It was him and like a young black kid become friends.

And so he was like learning how to talk like him. And everybody just knew this line. You're the man now, dog. And it was like strange little things that we all would know because it was just such a limited amount of TV and media. And now it's like your whole existence, you might not come across the same things I watch, you know? So there's no common ground to make jokes and references and know what we're talking about.

But like everyone knows Helen Keller. Everyone knows Amelia Earhart. Everyone knows, you know, Harriet Tubman. And some of these people, of course, are just like historical figures who really matter. But then you start to get down the list and it's like, that wasn't really that important. And we all know that bitch. The fuck's going on there? It's all these women, I'll tell you something.

All these broads that we gotta learn about. It's not a good look for us to all know this one woman, Amelia Earhart, but she crashed. Who's the first woman to own a house? Let's get her name. I don't know. Probably the first woman to own a house? Let's get her name.

I don't know. The first woman to divorce her husband. Exactly. All those women are all divorced. You just steal these topics, run over to the popular girls, blow that show up, and we take 20%. Deal?

Alright, I'll take everything. Just promote this show at the end. If you want more of this, literally the same stuff we just did, go over to Case Rant. I'm like, you guys, I have Sour Patch Kids in my bed. Last voicemail. What do we got? All right. So first of all, I'm sitting in this fucking parking lot for my mailman driving training

because I may or may not have hit a cyclist don't regret it anyway listening to the episode about uh how you guys are talking about the dissecting shit in school how it's fucked up. When I was in college, I was in anatomy class, and I had to dissect a cat. And, you know, it's one thing to dissect a rat or a frog,

but a cat? That's fucked. So I literally to feel like I could do it mentally you guys dissected cats hold on I am a psychopath

and I dissect cats for fun and uh yeah I don't know that's just the mindset I had to get into I don't think that's healthy either. Well, that's fitting while you said no rats after being a cyclist. Yeah, yeah, that checks out.

Wait, wait, wait. What's going on with these cats? So AP classes would have to dissect cats for AP Bio. I was not in AP Bio. Yeah, I dissected. I was in AP Bio. I didn't do that. I dissected a frog.

I cut right through the thing and then failed the class. But there was a freezer full of cats. Glass door. Glass fucking door. I'm like, we can't put a fucking sheet over this right now. You can't just have a regular door. It's got to be open, seen, visible. They're all just like stretched out.

It was crazy. There was just like a whole thing and everyone would name their cats i remember that so you knew which one to keep working on oh my god it got real fucking crazy yeah i meant to bring the sub last time because i remember we were just talking about dissection you didn't jump in with the cats i meant to and then i like got sidetracked but i remember like the ap bio kids like came back and they were like they just like gone like come back from war they're were like, I hate it. Yo, dissecting a little kitten?

Yeah. Are you out of your fucking mind? They were like, that felt super unnecessary and we could have just looked at a picture. Yes, all of this. You can just look at Google Images. You can just look at diagrams. You don't need to be the person with a scalpel cutting open a kitten. Yeah, they were like, we just wanted to know the body parts.

We're not trying to be vets. Also, yeah, we didn't even want that. This is just like body parts. We're not trying to be vets. Also, yeah, it's like we didn't even want that. This is just like AP bio. I'm just trying to get a couple credits for my college. Do this. Yeah, do that at like veterinarian school.

Not fucking, yeah, I'm 16 years old. I don't need to chop open pets. Did your AP bio class also the end of the year go to the morgue? Because ours did. No.

They would have to dissect a person. No! What? Yeah. It was crazy. No, They would have to dissect a person. No! What? Yeah. It was crazy. No. Like an autopsy?

Yeah, they would go and like, it's the people who donate their body to science. It was just that. For the kids? Yeah. You too? No, but I know people like in. That's like medical school, like Leonardo da Vinci shit. That's not like fucking high school kids. I know people like-

By the way, if I donate my body to science, I don't want some fucking putz like 15, 16-year-old chopping me open. Yeah. At least have it be like a med student who's about to become a doctor. It's like some kid who's high. Yeah. Right, right. Fuck out of here. Yeah, no, I remember there was a story.

There was one girl. They tricked her, tried to have her name the bone that's in a penis and she just like was thinking about it it's like no there's not one like it's like you got all the way to here yeah oh yeah it's funny she never lived that down yeah what bone what bone is it it's the boner that is sickening the cats and the people bro we did owl pellets yeah get out of here it's like that's that's nuts yeah i don't remember that high school but i remember in college like the pre-med people and they were kind of like pretty scarred yeah i think it was optional but like i knew a lot of people that went and i was like and i don't think any of them are doctors now like they're all yes then that's just

a person who like i sell insurance but one time I sliced open a human body. Yeah, yeah. It's crazy. That's like they're just trying to weep people out. Yeah, yeah. Maybe that's it. Maybe that's the thing. Like, you know, most of you puke and leave, and then these three are doctors.

Yeah, yeah. Sorry for the emotional trauma. Bro, that's not – no. No, no, no, no. That's – like, stop teaching about Amelia Earhart and stop having us chop up living things because it ain't worth it also i don't think that we needed to spend that long on greek mythology i get the lessons from it that is important but i know a lot of facts about like zeus that really are never going to come into play yeah like some of that stuff i actually find interesting but i

can understand i can understand being like why the fuck did we learn this? Yeah, I found it interesting, too, at the time. It actually was pretty fun, but it's kind of like... It's like knowing, like, ancient Egypt stuff. It's like, so fucking what, dude? That was, like, all of eighth grade. Yeah. You know, it's like, yeah, they built the pyramids.

Like, I don't know. Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Just play God of War now. It teaches you. I like that shit, but it's like, why the fuck, you know, script, cursive writing, and weird, like, history, like, art history and shit. It's like, I don't know.

I don't think I need this. Yeah. It is. Just become a podcaster. Just get a fishbowl and some broads and chop it up. All right. That's it for us. Go watch Fishbowl if you haven't seen it.

Thank you. It's on YouTube. Fishbowl Show, I think, right? Fishbowl Show, and it's so awesome. And it's so awesome? What does that mean? It's just I'm so awesome, and I don't suck. Oh, yeah. Jackie's great.

The girls are great. The show is great. Go follow it. Go subscribe. Leave a comment. Rate it. Thumbs up. The whole nine.

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