KFC Radio - Francis Destroys Chris Castellani in a Head to Head in a Blog-Off Ft. Brian Simpson

Episode Date: March 21, 2024

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I can't say enough. It's genuinely delicious. I look forward. I mean, I can't say enough. It's genuinely delicious. I look forward to our recording so I can eat. John has told me he's like, I don't eat because I know I'm going to have a Cheez-I before our episodes. Literally this morning, I was going to get a banana, and I said, no thanks, I have Cheez-I. I got Cheez-I on the way, baby. So go get it now at a participating KFC near you. Funny moment before you came in here. First of all, I almost have to apologize

to our audience for the Jackie Homeless Man karaoke stories. One of the best stories maybe ever told on these airwaves and we didn't have the producer cam because all of our equipment is broken. So that's a shame because it really would have been the icing on the cake to hear Jackie tell the story of basically dating homeless men and silver foxes and senior citizens during her Rippet era. We would have liked to have the... I didn't realize until I watched the clip. I didn't realize the cameras just sat on us listening to storytelling.

I told you guys i knew your camera was broken but i i don't know i thought i don't know i don't know what i thought but i wasn't like there's no way the camera's just sitting on us yeah and there it was now the producer cameras are fixed so you can see uh jackie dressed like she's painting houses today uh give it give the camera a twirl jackie you look like i I had a jacket that made it look a lot less. Right. Like right now, if you had a hammer in your belt loop and a fucking. Pabst and John dress like that all the time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You mostly look like a painter. Or like a Bruins coach. Excuse me? In a good way, like a fashionable painter. A painter? But painter nonetheless. I would push back on that.

I don't think I look like a painter. Pav's, different story. Well, then that can't be because everyone's like Pav's and John Dresch exactly the same. Pav's won. I remember the time Pav's looked like a painter. I remember that exactly. In Austin. Yeah, yeah, right.

Right, but now this is the same exact thing. Like, if you threw some paint splatter on her, I'd be like, are you painting houses for real? But Jackie, so Janko came in here to fix all the cameras and stuff, and he went to that one, and he was like, when was the last time you did a reboot reset on that? And Jackie went. Never? Why would a reboot reset on that and jack he went never why would you reboot reset i don't know whatever he said to do it was just like yeah there's no that that he said like how long has it been since one of those like when your dentist asked you you know his last time you went to

she was just like that's never happened ever but we have a bevy of cameras here. One, two, three, four, five, six. We are officially, we officially got the green light to gut the studio again and come back with just a much more. Oh my God, I just realized that the camera wasn't even on me. Wait, it wasn't on you? No. Because I thought that, but there's technically the backup should, but the backup doesn't. What was the camera on? Pabst. CLC Pabst.

So now, leave it in and put a little fucking like subtitles like, this is supposed to be on Jackie. This will make sense in about two minutes when you hear the reason why. Unbelievable. Crack staff we got here. But yeah, I don't know when that'll start but we'll we'll take care of that uh and have a whole new look and a whole new sound we figured out a lot of the problems with the sound based on how we've set this place up so uh we hear a lot of your we've

heard a lot of the complaints or just feedback or whatever we're gonna fix all that shit um let's talk barstool first there's a lot we got some we got some spicy barstool stuff going on there's a lot of stuff i actually have a fun article that i haven't read yet but uh it was just the things men are insecure about so i'm interested to open that up oh i know the the how long you got the tweet had 48 of men are self-conscious about their body odor oh i thought that was insane i've literally zeroed is my life i've been self-conscious on body odor you have to always take that with a grain of salt because john doesn't sweat doesn't have hair you're you know like it's never crossed my mind but like it shouldn't cross your body because

like you don't have to deal with that ever. Like, I do sweat, but I don't smell. So I worry about it, but I just keep it in check and put my deodorant on, and then it never is a problem. Right. I guess if I woke up in the morning and I had to go somewhere important and there was no deodorant, it would be a problem. But, like, I don't know. Anytime that's ever happened, stayed over somewhere, woke up in the morning, you know, didn't know where I was sort of thing. Like, the first thing I do is go somewhere and find, like, clean underwear and clean and deodorant. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So, like. I've stunk before, don't get me wrong, but, like, I just didn't leave the house or. Yeah, right. Like, I've never left the house and been like, oh, people don't smell me out here. That would be crazy. But apparently, we'll get to it. We'll get to it. We'll also get to Dante potentially. I don't know, see if that pussy

answers the call. That's crazy. He answered the call? Hey, pussy! You're already on. I wasn't ready to call you. I wasn't ready to call you. We were... Recording in progress. We were just like, we'll see if that pussy Dante answers.

And then click, you answered, and you picked up. So here you are. Let's rip it. In the words of Jackie, let's rip it. Let's rip it. You're going to lose Dante? Yep. My gooders are like a glare.

You look terrible. There's a little glare, but whatever. It's fine. There's like a little thing of light. You can't do anything. There's a little glare, but whatever. It's fine. There's like a little thing of light. You can't do anything about it. You can't do anything about it. It's fine. Okay, where are we at?

So, what? Dante, you obviously believe that the Boeing guy who mysteriously died a minute before his court date was murdered. John thinks he actually killed himself. This is the problem with the internet. This is what's crazy. I've become the conspiracy theorist for just believing logical things happened. Everyone else alive thinks everything is some big thing.

And now I'm the one who's, I'm the crazy uncle when I'm going, I don't know, that probably makes sense to me. And why does it make sense to you? What's the details that make sense to you? Well, I'm glad you asked, Kevin. Dante, I don't know, that probably makes sense to me. And why does it make sense to you? What's the details that make sense to you? Well, I'm glad you asked, Kevin. Dante, why don't you give your details first? Okay.

All right, I will say this. Not a good start. No, no, no, no. Not a good start. Let me say this. I listened to the rundown yesterday. Nate was texting me while you were recording. Of course, Feidelberg thinks this guy killed himself.

He kind of spoiled it for me. So I watched the rundown expecting you to just be your typical contrarian self. But you surprised me because you actually did a fair amount of research. You read a lot. Bro, I read all the things I talk about. Well, that's not true, but recently most of the things I talk about if I have a strong opinion on something,

I probably have done a little research. Especially recently he's been Johnny Research. He's come up with receipts of all sorts of things. You actually cited some facts that I was like, I'm surprised John knew that. I could tell that you read up on it. Now that said, receipts of all sorts of things some facts that i was like i'm surprised john knew that i i could tell that you read up on it now that said i just think you're you're going against the grain so that you can sit there and be like everyone's crazy i'm but it's not my fault that the grain has flipped and become everything's a conspiracy no you're no you you

you want us to think that but what do you mean i want you to think it you're not like you're not the fucking punk rock guy who doesn't believe what everyone believes everyone believes that yeah you're you're now the majority yeah dude this is blatant this is so blatantly obvious it's so not it's so not. It's so not. Wait, okay, can I get some details? Because I saw only the headline, and I was like, yeah, that dude did not kill himself because this is a dude suspect, but I don't know the details. Okay, so let's break it down real quick.

Because I do tend to lean Dante's way. We all know that. Yes. So first of all, this is year seven of this lawsuit. Seems crazy to wait seven years to kill a guy. Okay? Second of all, he was suing them for $1 million.

Boeing, it probably makes more sense just to settle than get all this bad press, because $1 million to Boeing is literally nothing. He was suing not about these plane crashes or anything like that. He was suing about the conditions in the factories and also that was for boeing 787s not 737s which have crashed a few

times um this is two three times you know already been through the court system which he lost this is him taking it to a second court it's an appeal so why wouldn't you kill him before the verdict on the first one okay now i mean this also case closed also his wife died of cancer last year he's been struggling with that since he killed himself in his car in the parking lot of a hotel not really where you do uh very clandestine murders uh also it's an orange Dodge Ram. And I think he was meeting with somebody, obviously. Right, in the parking lot of a hotel where people are constantly going out. Where he was basically... Stay. What do they call it?

Or maybe he decided to kill himself and didn't want to wake up at the hotel with a gunshot no but you're leaving you're leaving out the like major major fact that he was supposed to go home the next day back to wherever he's from arkansas and the boeing attorneys told him no no, we need you to stay one more day. We have to question you for one more day. Okay, okay. So he pushes Tripp back one more day, and boom, bang, he's dead. Beautiful. That's a very common thing in depositions. And if you were this incredibly clandestine organization,

wouldn't you not have this huge red flag? Wouldn't you just let him go home and kill them on the street somewhere? Well, the other thing too is this isn't simply a civil trial. This is also tied into the Department of Justice. They're like pretty big investigation, which they're finally fucking doing on Boeing because every week it's just it's another story now i i agree with you i think if it does make sense if they wanted to kill him like why wait until now why wouldn't why not just let him go home why have this huge gaping what it why that's weird like you can kill this guy i think they are

sending a message and making an example out of this guy because i think this is the tip of the iceberg i think this gets way worse for boeing i think see this is this is also this is heavy because this is conspiracy it's not quantifiable it's's just like, oh, well, if they didn't do this, bad stuff would have come out. No. Why in seven years has he not said all his bad things? I think a lot of these planes are going to be grounded. I think air travel is going to be absolutely an absolute shit show, more so than it is already in the summer. And I think Boeing has a real fucking huge mess on their hands

that they're going to have to try to clean up. And I think silencing this guy, you read the New York Post article where they interviewed all the people that refused to go on record saying, yeah, we basically work in a fucking Nazi labor camp. We can't speak out. We don't want anyone to fucking know we're unhappy because- Bro, that could

be barstool employees that's every employee ever nah man if you watch that do you think if you interviewed some barstool employees off the record they wouldn't say the same thing that's your that's your office no if you watch that downfall documentary it's crazy but back when they started in Seattle, it was like, it was a fucking remarkable company that everyone took pride in working. It was like, everyone felt like they were contributing to something. Again, this sounds a lot like Barstool. And it was like, when McKinsey comes to town,

they strip the whole thing down, move everything to Chicago, take all the fucking people that actually know. Bro, you're describing Barstool Sports. You're describing Barstool Sports to a T. I thought the Chicago thing was a joke. When you said Chicago, I was like, oh, I get it. You're just describing Barstool Sports. It was a good company that people were proud of until it grew too big.

They took everything to Chicago and it all went to shit. Yeah. There's never been another company like that. People think it's a Nazi camp. They're scared to speak out against the fucking leadership. You're describing Barstool. As a matter of fact, somebody get me a fucking. I'm going to kill myself right now.

My brain is fucked because of this. Jesus. What a blog that would make. Damn. I'm supposed to be able to write it. Dude, the very – yeah, you write a whole blog describing all those things and at the end it would be like, that was Barstool Sports, period, published. Nobody would even know the fucking difference between the two things

you're describing, Dante. Okay, so according to this metaphor, who's the whistleblower and who's the hitman that takes them out? Clemmer's the whistleblower. And who would be the hitman? Francis? Yeah, the craziest fucking guy. I mean, Francis definitely murdered somebody. We know that.

It wasn't a hitman, but he killed somebody. Goodness gracious. Talk about that, too. The psychopath with blood currently on his hands? Probably him. Oh, yo. Hey, he's fucking, he's not all right up there. He could easily kill somebody.

Oh, yeah. Yeah, for sure. And I mean that very exceptionally lovingly. I like that about Francis. There's a little sense of murder right there he would tell you he'd be an amazing hitman amazing there is a separate business from personal no problem he's the guy he's like american psycho like he's he's the guy like you know he would he would put on latex gloves and go kill a homeless man in the street and then be like okay i'm done you know he's nah he wouldn't take those gloves off he'd use that fucking blood to jerk off yes dude i was thinking this is too far and i would say it anyway yeah

it was too far you were correct and you did it anyway uh i i i kind of dante kevin as somebody who is just not invested one way or the other, what are your thoughts on this? Well, we kind of had this conversation the other day about Kate Middleton. I tend to lean tinfoil hat, but it's exactly what I said about Kate Middleton. There's so many people now, or at least they're the vocal minority now, that I'll be like, yo, I think there's something up with Kate Middleton. And then I see,

then I get lumped in with people who are just like grasping at straws and making ridiculous shit up. And I'm like, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa. I didn't say that. I just think that like something's up and the timing is off with the queen, you know, or ascending to be queen

and all that shit, you know. And all of a sudden that turns into, i'm i'm saying what these wackadoos are this one on a headline i saw it if i was not uh in a in in a in a depression bout right now i probably would have made a one minute man about it spewing off all this shit uh without doing any of that research but all that shit all that research that's not like an epstein situation like we finally caught him and there's finally going to be a court case and we can't allow that to happen everything already happened yeah that's the main smoking gun here pun intended or i guess he didn't kill himself that way but like yeah oh with a gun oh okay then yeah pun intended um i i think there was, if there's already years worth of litigation

and a decision already levied, all right, there's no fucking, there's nothing there. For a million dollars for Boeing. For one million dollars. That's nothing. But wait, why were they even, why didn't they just be like, here's the money? Because that's like the standard, like you beat someone out

until they can't afford it. I wish fucking these journalists, dude. They're terrible. They're absolutely terrible at their job. RFK Jr., when this guy got suicided, tweeted out that Boeing, over the last 12 years, has gone out of their way to make this guy's life a living hell and destroy him if you want if you want to tell me boeing's responsible for his death that's a different story sure that they've been employing a pretty standard legal practice where you bleed out the

little man until he's got nothing left which is probably what happened here he spent all his fucking money on legal fees realized he probably wasn't going to win this case again. His wife died last year. He's like, fuck this. I'm going to kill myself in an orange Dodge Ram. And that responsibility is completely different than doing it yourself. Well, I hate that you're like making sense and being logical right now. I hate that you just beat me in this argument. I really hate that you won the debate.

I don't like you won the debate. I don't like this version of John. Johnny Research is a dangerous fellow, let me tell you, man. I don't like this. I don't like this. I mean, I also think you picked – because there are times I think John will be too trusting of the of of the media or whatever or who you know whatever situation but this ain't the one you picked the wrong one because this is a little bit open and shut and john did his research on this one there are definitely times where john will just be like i just believe what's being told to me and i'm like i think that's crazy because i think like

even in just regular everyday life if you look at your own company your own dealings you realize that like nothing is ever at face value there's always like a deeper story but i'd actually i i would disagree with that to an extent where like like i actually think because of people we deal with usually it's like there's a little bit of a story here and there but like it's like there's no like deep stuff it's usually like hey don't mention this. Hey, don't say, like, it's not like. Yeah, sure. And we're, it's not, like, we've dealt with pretty high-powered profile people.

And I'm not saying we'd be in that circle of, like, fucking Illuminati or whatever it is, Dante. And, but, like, we probably would have heard things and like it's it's like i just i i and i i will give it to both of you that a lot of it is largely a defense mechanism and but like i think also largely people are just like yeah i don't know it's pretty straightforward i i i feel like i've heard you say multiple times that you're like i just i think mostly like people are good and just like I just can't disagree more with that. Yeah, I do. I do believe that.

Or like, I believe that like most people are telling the truth. And I'm just like, no fucking way. To an extent. To an extent. You're very rarely telling the full truth, but I think you're pretty rarely telling complete lies too. Yeah. Yeah. Well, I'm just saying that like when I know that there's like shit closed doors that happen at low-level bullshit walks of life, when you multiply that by just a zillion, because you're talking about heads of state or technology or death, murder, whatever, I'm always thinking there's probably more to the story than than what you're being told now whether it's like in this case like

it's less to the story you're being told less to the story because you know the full story it's like yeah yeah right no don't get me wrong if you look at a headline it is a very like what the fuck and i just i just read the article one or two sentences more yeah kevin you sound like such a conspiracy theorist the government has nothing to hide they have our best interests in mind all the time no well also what i've learned is conspiracy theorists love the conspiracy theory and not the actual subject matter and the the aliens was like the biggest example of that epstein's a good example any any of this stuff where they finally go yes here it is everyone just loses interest like they put out the freedom of

information act you could go to that website right now and read like 3 000 pages on all of the information they have on extraterrestrials where they're like admitting to some things uh denying some things but also being like yes we have other worldly aircrafts and people are like well what now because we liked we liked that it was you know they were hiding it if there's no juicy secret people lose interest immediately like the headlines are just like well okay there's aliens and nobody cares i totally agree and i that scares the shit out of me because you remember how hard they went out of their way to keep all that a secret and disprove and discredit people and their stories and now all of a sudden they're so forthcoming with it all that that makes me scratch my head and say what the fuck is going on i don't get that either yeah i don't i why

that was there was like a 50 year you know smear campaign that is frustrating as fuck that once once they come clean with it everyone's just like okay what the next? What's the next thing to yell about? I mean, I was on this show like two or three episodes in a row being like, we should be talking about nothing other than the fact that they're kind of admitting they have aircrafts from other worlds and that they found biologics. And everyone's just like, did you see what Tom Sandoval said on Vanderbilt? And I was just like, okay, all right, I guess. And then even Epstein, it it was like here's the list and it was not exactly a list that everyone thought it was going to be like Billy Madison lists with names it was like here's a name all the people named in a lawsuit here's the people that were on this and not this but it was like

here you go and that that nobody cared about that either. They just want – it's the same thing as politics. You're not actually arguing about the issues. You're just mad at the people who disagree with you, and you're arguing because you want to be right and they want to be wrong. And with the exception of a couple things that people actually feel passionately about, you're just arguing your party's lines, and you're not actually talking about the subject matter. It's all – the whole fucking game is all smoke and mirrors i think you also dante you think you deserve to know everything i would i don't think i'm owed explanations for this yeah i would definitely do that that's why i'm like i don't know what sure what like that's not my business like everything is your business don't you want to know some stuff don't you want to know brother let me stop you there don't you let me stop you

there hey the answer his answer is no like anytime we start getting philosophical abstract you know me and jackie start talking about the simulation and are is this uh but the simulation isn't a thing are we reincarnated are we reincarnated? Are we reincarnated? Are we, you know, is there an afterlife and all that? And he goes, I don't care, man. And I'm just like, well, okay. I don't know what to say. What are you living for?

Brother, that's the scary part. Nothing, man. I'm just hanging out. One day, you know, he's going to end up. You're a dangerous man. I'm just hanging here, day you know he's gonna end up you're a dangerous man why i'm the i'm just hanging here man no no he's he's only dangerous to one person he's gonna end up in a yellow in an orange dodge ram one day he'll never hurt anybody else but there could be a point you know his his suicide letter will read like just got bored fucking boeing did it

what's the biggest mystery to you you You don't want cold, hard evidence on who killed Kennedy. What do you think is the biggest mystery? What intrigues you? What makes you go like, whoa. Even though we all know it was the CIA, you don't want confirmation that it was the CIA that killed Kennedy?

Yeah, he doesn't care about that. It blows my mind. He's dead. Who cares? To me, I'm like, they – I don't believe you. I don't believe you. It's crazy.

I know. I know. Like, if you told me, I'd say okay. But, like, he died 50 years ago. I'd say okay. Like, this dude, to me, it's crazy to think that, like, the best-looking, youngest, suavest, most, like, you know, by some accounts, like gangster president who was embroiled in some heavy shit and was fucking bitches and all that got his head blown off on TV in front of the world.

And like John and we don't know really what happened. And John just like, I don't know. I don't know, man. Whatever. But like anyone who's responsible is dead or what? Like, it doesn't matter. Yeah. But it's like, don't you like when you

watch a movie you're excited for like the twist at the end to reveal the information to learn what happened you love a little gossip it does matter though because if you made you made a good jfk movie you would watch that it changed the course of history and but there's nothing i can do about it don't do it it's it's part it's mainly the reason, but it's partly the reason we're at where we are now. It sent this country down a terrible, terrible path. It all started with JFK. Flesh that out. Why are we here today?

Because of JFK getting assassinated. Yeah. I mean, these agencies and, I mean, the CIA cia just oh like taking too much power out of control yeah i mean this is a whole other episode if john john's i think john's thing too though like i would argue or i would say coming from a pretty uninformed but just like opinion my opinion that like a lot of these agencies or the government in general does have too much power or exhibits too much power or influence or just metals in our shit too much but john is usually like that does not affect me at all it's not even that it doesn't

affect me i'm sure in some way i don't know it does affect me yeah but like me complaining about the podcast isn't gonna do do anything. Like, like, like, like the Patriot Act is a good example where like, I think, you know, they took on, they took a lot of power that seems to be like,

they took it. It was an opportunity for them to like, you know, take power. And John's like, well, I don't know. I just got to like take my shoes and my belt off at the,

at the airport. It's not that big of a deal. You know, that's, that's the level he views it at. And there are people who are like, it's, it's impinging upon our freedom and our safety. Yeah, that stuff to me is crazy.

If I got to take my shoes off, like, no big deal. It's like, yeah, I'm going to this place. They have different rules there. Part of me wants to strangle you. Part of me is so jealous. Jealous. Oh, it's the jealousy, man. He just, he's not bothered.

He's unbothered, bro. I'm telling you, in the end, in the end, John Feidelberg comes out, like, on top of Barstool. It's like the tortoise and the hare in a way, except instead of speed, it's, like, mentality. And it sounds funny because he'll be the first to tell you he's not exactly mentally stable either. But, like, even, you know, the biggest stars and the richest people and people

with the most power and popularity like eventually they all end up in a ditch or crazy or in an insane asylum or or they get assassinated fucking dave gets murdered because he's getting into politics or who knows what and eventually john just like crosses the finish line like going like i don't know i just didn't think it was a big deal it's crazy it's dan soda has a bit on his new special about it and we've talked about it too a lot of people share this thought of like i want to be like just dumb enough i don't want to be dumb enough to be a burden but i want to be dumb enough that i'm just like what i don't know like let's go watch the game you know let, let's get a beer. You know? Aren't those the happiest people you know?

No. You don't think so? Now we're going too far. You don't think so? We're talking about me. I had this conversation with some friends the other day. We were talking about a guy who walks into the room and goes, they're getting faster and faster and furious.

They're not all happy. I think they are actually smarter than we are. Yeah, more of all. We say they're not all happy i think they are actually smarter than we are we yeah we more of all we say they're dumber i think they're smarter for going that route wearing blinders only worrying about like their small little world and none of the shit outside it because they're probably like ignorance is bliss right i wonder though i feel like you need some people to worry about the big picture, I think, right? I don't know. Maybe not. Like if everybody just stuck to their own shit and was like, I worry about my job and my family and my everyday life, would that society work?

Or do you need people who are like – That's exactly what the New World Order wants. There it is. There it is. Exactly what you just said. They want us to be like – They want us to care for our families and friends and nothing else. Yep.

Stay in your 15-minute smart city and your own little bubble. Don't leave it, and you're good. On that note, I got to leave. It was great talking to you guys. Love you. Love you, too. Psychopath. I feel like you need somebody to take on the crazy people who are like, I'll be president.

I'm like, what the fuck are you doing? But I guess, I don't know. We need somebody to protect us, right? There are some bigger picture things you got to worry about that we're not gonna do yeah if everybody just fucking just be chill dude like but but there's just i guess there's bad enough people all right let's play that out everybody just be chill right eventually there's going to be some people who are like, not chill, not chill, totally not chill, going to kill the vibe. And then you need like some sort of law in order to stop those people.

And then that requires like we need fucking, you know, someone to put that in place and watch over that. And that's the beginnings of like politics and all that, you know? Yeah, because it's, you know, it goes back to women ruining everything in the garden of eden really if you think about it we were all just chilling until these dumb broads ate the apple and then the world just got fucked but like yeah at some point you need people who are crazy enough to be like i'll take care of all this shit it's like go fucking go all right yeah you go i'll just fucking hang i might be a hippie yeah you're totally a hippie.

You're totally a hippie. When I just instinctually went, just chill. I was pretty hippie-ish. If you were born, if you lived in the 60s, well, baby. Despite the fact I've never worried about my body odor, which is not hippie-ish. Yeah, if you lived in the 60s, you would have saw JFK and be like, whatever. You would have gone to the- I'm a hippie in the true sense but I guess those hippies were

yeah those hippies got protested yeah just fucking bye man just fucking chill dude well anyway back to the Barstool drama we have a new beef. It's funny, man.

I really do think. And maybe this is just, you know, what do you always say? Like something about when you get a red car and you always see red cars? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like it feels like as soon as we stop Barstool Radio, there's been just an avalanche of great Barstool Radio material that we would have been absolutely crushing. But the latest one is the Francis and Castellani.

Back and forth in the blog. I'm assuming not confirmed, but I'm assuming he's going to be on an unnamed podcast. So as you listen to this, it will also be no one names Friday this week. Okay. So listen to this and then, you know, you can hear what i'm assuming is going to be francis uh on on the show with dave and kirk and whitney but um just one of those things where uh you know castellani just

fucked himself in the ass on that one huh huh? Like, just was writing some blog. I still don't even know what the fuck it was about. Threw a jab in there saying, Francis looks like a guy from the 06 Duke lacrosse team, right? That's what started it all? Yeah. Francis was marching around yesterday morning. He's so funny. He was just like, why would you talk about me?

Yeah. Why would you mention my... He's like, the blog is being written. Yeah. It's being written. In my head. Why would you talk about me? He's like the blog is being written yeah it's being written he's in my head why would you talk about he's like i'm unstable why mention me i am a psychopath and and and a good writer you know like he's one of the last ones that it's like you know you uh he will

fucking assassinate you with the pen um i asked him to come on the show he said he wants to do now in also classic francis version fashion he's like unhinged and will do that but now is very like i want to make sure everything is above board i want to make sure it's in front of dave i don't want to you know like so he wants to do everything on the unnamed podcast i understand um but i will say it's hard to not be prisoner in other moments and have recency bias in these situations. But that was just about as much of a bludgeoning as I've ever seen on the blog. It just didn't stop. It kept going. And it didn't need to.

It could have been one sentence long. The first sentence. If you know all the history, that first sentence could have just ended it right there. But it just kept going and going it's like the meme like yeah they're beating the dead body the little simpsons thing like stop stop um and you know the truth hurts and uh and when you get in the mud you get dirty and you know whatever other euphemisms and little phrases you want to use there but uh dude jumped in the deep end and you know was immediately pulled down into the deep dark depths like a fucking orca whale just you're dead yeah i i it's probably a misguided blog by

castellani i would say so i i've been there like before like i've been in in a spot where like i got left out of things i thought i was i should be included in and i've been in a spot where i've been included in things i probably shouldn't have been included in and so i've kind of been on both sides of it what do you think you were included in you shouldn't be included i don't know there were like i can't really think of it to be honest um but i was just giving the yin and the yang yeah yeah if you're gonna hold my feet to the fire. Because I was going to say, there's just never been anything that we've ever done where I would have been like, Feidelberg doesn't deserve to be here.

Yeah. Yeah, all right. You got me on that one. Okay, I've been left out of things I thought I should have been included in. The biggest one I remember, I wasn't. You know, like, there were Super Bowls. There were, and this was back in the day when like someone had to run the block. There were five of them, seven of them, whatever they were.

And so there were Super Bowls. I thought I should have – the one that bothered me the most, Poppy Home Run Derby. Terrible. I was very upset to not be invited to that. Absolutely. I would be too. I would be too. You should have been there for sure.

I would have had a lot of fun with that i thought i think that was but there's i mean like you know like put your head down and grind in hindsight maybe it was just like the bro show no because keith did it yeah i think it was the same same situation like someone's got in boston yeah but you would have been good at that and you deserved it but at that point you were not i yeah you were dave's like fill-in man right so all of those things it's like uh yeah you were never going to get to do anything because you're the fill-in yeah it was when some fun happens you have to do that which i go to and again i didn't write a blog like why the fuck am i not there i wrote i wrote blogs about filling time

i'm almost the opposite of you is like there are things like i don't didn't write a blog. Like, why the fuck am I not there? I wrote blogs about filling time. I'm almost the opposite of you. It's like there are things like I didn't want to be, shouldn't be a part of things like the Combine anymore. And then the things that I am a part of or that I got left out of are things that I inherently did not want to do. But on a pride level, like the upfronts and all those things. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like I'm happy that I don't have to get up there and like do a speech to people right now but also but the fuck yeah but fuck you so it's hard to really get upset about it when it's like because then they're like oh okay we'll rearrange the whole show and you can like open it i'm like no no no no no no

thank you no thank you um i would say castellani i don't care how big of a sports fan you are how much you talk about whatever you talk about on twitter when you're at that level ever assuming that like you need you should will would and will be included in everything it's like you you will get it you'll be included in what you're included in right you're not and what you're not and that's it like he's not even remotely close to like your level where if you were like i should have been there man and it would be like yeah fuck you're right like we fucked that up yeah we could do a goddamn detroit sports thing and if he wasn't there, I'd be like, so be it, dude.

Like, you know what I mean? It just has not been enough of earning your stripes in anything, in any regard at Barstool yet for him to be like, I deserve this. Yeah. Deserve is a pretty strong word. Like what,

like what I didn't think for one second, like, Oh, the Dave and Buster's bracket will not be the same because chris is not there well unfortunately i didn't realize reeks isn't it reeks should that's that's a good example of like he he got the jam job there and he deserves to complain about it won this before that that has he said anything i don't i don't believe so. Okay. And you know what? Smart fucking man. Now, it sucks because there's a chance for 40K.

And, you know, as a blogger who... 20. 20K. 10K. 10. Why? Half an hour? Getting locked off 20 right away.

Fucking Uncle Sam's taking half. And then you got to split it with your teammates. And then you got to split it, bro. Yeah. We throw around these numbers here. I take the Premier League approach. I tell you what you're making after. It's getting real here. But, like, the flip side, and Riggs is the number one blogger on the site. Most most blogs written like you know we've talked about

him before as a company not us specifically but barstool is mentioned you know he writes the blogs he writes and he's he writes very informational and uh like good sports coverage and that's what he does and he plays his role and he's happy to do that and he never fucking rocks the boat reeks is great like he never rocks the boat and even in something like this where it's like, well, this is my specialty and there's $40,000 on the line. But if I write a blog saying, why am I not in it?

It's going to be a whole fucking, it could potentially be a whole fucking problem. And he's smart enough to just be like, okay. Probably went home to his wife and was like,

sucks, baby. I'm not in this. And she's like, oh, that does suck. And that's it. That's all that happened. He didn't go home to his wife. His wife came home to him wife and was like sucks baby i i'm not in this and she's like oh that does suck and that's that's it that's all i'm going to his wife his wife came home to him but like you know it's just i i i am having this broad epiphany or or just thought process recently i said it on the rundown the other day rico going to sleep Will and Taylor missing another thing all of the recent drama

in New York the Clem or some of the Clemmer stuff the Kelly stuff all these things that are it's one thing if you just feel passionately and disagree with Dave or the company or whatever and you're speaking your mind that's always all good it's these wildly big misguided missteps that i'm like how the fuck do you still not know to not say this not do that or write that blog or not write that blog you know what i mean yeah it's like we all there's very few new people here clemmer said it the other day. He's like the newest hire, and that's several years ago. Right? That's crazy.

I didn't realize that. At least in New York. I don't know about Chicago. Some new faces. There's the Jenks of the world and shit like that. There's Blutman. Dude, I did the Bracket with Blutman yesterday. It was so funny.

Wait, Blutman? Yeah. You don't know about Blutman? I thought you were saying Blutman. No, big redhead. There's a Blutman? Yeah. To go Wait, Blutman? Yeah. You don't know about Blutman? I thought you were saying Blatman. No, big redhead. There's a Blutman to go with the Blatman? Blutman is the best. Blutman.

Blutman came on. We were doing the bracket. We were breaking down fictional houses you'd like to live in. Blutman could not have been less interested and kept going. I don't care. You guys will figure this out like every like just didn't have an opinion the whole time he was he was on my on the mic yeah it was because nick nick and kb had to leave for something okay so he came to kind of pop in and he was just like i don't care you'll be like if you think i don't care about things

talk to blotman blotman we might have that bluntman on the show. The king of not giving a fuck. Oh, yeah. Okay. Okay. When he said, yes. Yes. Yes. We were down to the final two.

I won't spoil it because I think it comes out today. But we were down to the final two. I will spoil it because it's interesting. It was. There's enough time for you to stop listening if you care. The Home Alone House? No. That got out first round um

came down to blank check house blank check house my left early too uh uh big daddy's apartment uh dd's apartment it was the the new york contingency was pretty strong with our new york and nowhere um i was gonna say yeah I wouldn't have had any apartment on the list. That's for sure. Dude, both those apartments are so sick. Yeah, but they're apartments. But listen to the episode. But a lot of it is genuinely like...

This guy's a legend. But when we... This guy's amazing. When you, again, when you kind of hold me to it, like, do you want to live in Wayne Manor? I'm like, no. Yeah. Like, I have a two-bedroom apartment now.

One bedroom's empty. Totally. Like, what the fuck am I going to do with Wayne Manor? Yeah, like, no. I have a two-bedroom apartment now. One bedroom's empty. Totally. What the fuck am I going to do with Wayne Manor? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I always say that when you see people buying a $50 million house with wings to them, you're not going to see that whole house ever.

There's going to be rooms you never go in. If I could have Big Daddy's apartment, I'd be like, I achieved all my dreams. That place is so sick. Again, I don't want an apartment just because of, eh, apartments, they have their ups and downs. It's like, you have a lobby, you have strangers, you have people around you, but you also got

like a- Yeah, this is like kind of fun house, kind of like sick apartment. Yeah, that is a pretty cool one. It's perfect. Glutman is a New York guy? No, never been to New York. Been to Brooklyn once. Got it.

So you do this over. That's great. He's like, you guys will figure it out. It's so funny. Wait, why do we get on him New Hires so yes there's probably a couple sprinkled in here and there you know

but they but so everyone here should have like probably by now been chewed out by Dave or been on the cusp of being chewed out by Dave or been in you know in the mud a little bit or whatever where it's just like how do you

still I mean I feel like with Dave like I figured it out like into that by 2010 you know and then avoided it like ever since if I wanted to there were times I wanted to like you know jump in and disagree or whatever I did but there was

never a time where I was like oh fuck i fucked it up you know because it's just like i you just know what to do and not do and a lot of these people just keep doing the opposite of that and not and not in a an intentional way again if you want to do it and you're like i'm here to like say fuck you dave or or go against the grain but they're all just like spiraling out of control and then upset by the end of it it's like well you brought you literally brought all of this upon yourself by writing the blog or doing the thing you know there's not there's but that is kind of very very rarely innocent bystanders and collateral damage and no there's a lot of collateral damage.

I shouldn't say that. There's always a lot of stray ricochet shots. But the people involved, it's almost always like you brought it on yourself. There is a lot of... I don't know if it's a lot, but there is definitely entitlement around the company at times. Not all the time. But where people are like,

why don't I have this? Why don't I have that? I deserve this. Again, deserve is a strong word and i think people kind of you desire it you want it but like i said there have been a million times where i was like damn i wanted that and i don't know complaining about it doesn't do anything do anything really although i go back and forth though because i do believe in like the squeaky wheel gets the oil but there's there's a right way to do it yes wrong ways to do that's like but also this is kind of castellani's mo a character has been from what not that i read or

see a ton but what i do and what i hear uh the woe is me angle is a pretty heavy one there's a uh what's what's the kind of buzzword that gets thrown around? Sympathy grifting? Is that what it is? Something like that? I don't know if that's a thing, but that's definitely it. He loves sympathy. I love sympathy.

I do love sympathy. And don't get me wrong. I love it. Don't get it, but I love it. It probably sounds a little silly coming from the the sad boy season guy but like in my head i always tried to do that like it was kind of fun i'm sure i missed the mark on occasions it wasn't like feel bad for me yeah yeah um it's like we're all said together sort of yeah and again i'm sure i missed the mark but like that wasn't no no that wasn't what i was doing in my

there's a very clear distinction and it comes down to one word it's whining are you whining you weren't whining you're like i'm a sad boy drinking dark liquor in a dark bar you weren't like i'm in this bar i don't want to be it was like let's go to the bar and and drink in the dark and cry because that's what we want to do that's the difference the whining is the problem um yeah i would i would throw a whiny tag out there and yeah it comes across a little whiny but more importantly like you can whine all you want but you just gotta whine into yourself about yourself and your situation and not throw in any ricochet shots because people take those seriously or they view them as an opportunity uh it's like okay i'm gonna, I'm going to get my clicks.

I'm going to write my blog. Especially if you're a blogger, I remember times being like any opening where I can make this about myself or now I have a personal angle to a story or whatever. I'm taking it because I want to write more blogs and get more clicks and tell more jokes and all that shit. So I still really don't remember. Oh, it oh it was yeah so it was about not being included and he said francis you know the noted sportsman right right right right that's why he did it so yeah it's just like you could also don't fake laugh i just laugh too much and i do just talk over people i i hate no one hates my laugh more than me yeah i just want to be clear about that, okay? Yeah, I don't get – I've never understood the like – like they think you're just going like, oh!

I don't know. That would be absolutely psychotic. It's a defense mechanism. I tell a joke and I laugh at my own joke in case no one else does, okay? It just comes out naturally. Right. Shut the fuck up. But it's like you could have just wrote a blog being like, hey, man, I talk a lot about college basketball, and I still wasn't invited, and that sucks, and blah, blah, blah.

And you didn't need to compare Francis to a quote-unquote rape team. Yeah, they didn't rape, by the way. Not a one. Not a one. Just to be clear. The biggest miscarriage of justice ever stories that that was that was a dante story you know that was a headline and the shoe fits they look like a bunch of i'm sure a lot of those guys were douchebags i don't know they were

fucking like long island chaminade probably dickhead lacrosse assholes but they weren't rapists or at least not in that time assholes. God, what was coming to him, if you ask me? But they were rapists. Or at least not in that time. But man, you know, the blog is a good format for Francis. It's a really strong...

Great writer. Great writer. When you write something, you know, it just gives you... It's not even even like you need like francis did not need 24 hours to respond or however long it took he probably could have done that quickly but just oh he did it pretty quick did he quickly yeah i think i think the ball i think cast line got published yesterday morning francis was in the afternoons right my point being like he probably could have even done it an hour later yeah because all all the the difference in writing and video and podcast is

just having that like one extra second where you don't have to respond like immediately in real time where you can be like i'm gonna use this different word or like i'm gonna say it differently you know just getting to rethink your thoughts even if you do like one extra beat to make it sound a little different or a little bit better. Like the writing when you're writing like response blogs can be so much more satisfying and like exactly how you want it to be. And you don't need 24 hours to do it. You need that extra beat of time where it's like I would have said it this way live in real time, but instead I just tweaked it enough and it's just like every word was like.

It reminded me. I actually, breaking news news i brought a computer to work today did you have a computer in my bag i have a bag you have a computer i have a children's backpack uh that i need to get like an adult brand new yep that's brand new truly is i've used it one time and i have a brand new computer in it as well that I've used maybe like three times. Is that your computer or is that Barstool Sports? This is my computer. Oh, you get to watch porn on that. Yeah, baby. I haven't watched porn on a laptop in a minute.

It's got a nice screen for porn and everything. And I have not used it, but I brought it here today. Is it air-gapped? I learned that from Chuck. Air-gapped means it's never been connected to the internet. Right. No, it's been connected to the internet. I don't know what I would have done with an air-gapped computer,

but I would have had a lot of fun for a second. No, you wouldn't. You can't do anything for a second. I would have typed my deepest, darkest secrets. Yeah, I haven't done anything with it but yeah it just reminds me of the good old days of having a blogging and all that shit you know it's i always say it and then like if i so i'm the reason i have that is i'm trying to do this series of youtube videos that are kind of like what we've done over the years with the barstool documentary but doing it more

youtube style where it's quicker and to the point and a little less documentary style and a little more youtube style you know um but i'm finding i'm trying to figure out the right way to do it and i've been struggling with it and so one of the way this way i'm testing now is like writing a script and then reading that and riffing off of that so it's the first time i've in a long time that i've gotten back to just like sitting down and right pickling the ivories even and it's not it's more speaking it's not like prose if you will but um i don't know it was like it was like a fucking like time travel like you know i started to remember things and feel feel a certain way i would love to somehow get back to that but it you remember feelings? Yeah. God, I remember that.

There was something, though. Yeah, I have feelings every day. Do you feel good about – I used to feel good about my vlogs. And then we wrote a lot of them. So there was like five or six a day that I would be like, publish. That was good. Yeah. And I feel good about that.

And at one point, there was enough good feedback in the world good about that and at one point there was enough good feedback in the world that other people would agree and i was like wow like this felt good and i don't feel that way about podcasts because they're not like a work of they're just a thing yeah yeah you don't walk out of a bar going like fucking crush that conversation with my buddy i wholeheartedly agree with that i i feel that way without a border where it's like yeah that's on this and like yes yeah i completely agree right like podcasting you're just kind of we used to do mail time like themed episodes where we would play clips and have sounds and songs and that was like a little work of art if you will and that would make me feel good but this is i'm

never gonna be like because i think this ultimately, which is a good thing, and I think a good thing for listeners and all that, it's not work. It doesn't feel like work. We're sitting here talking with friends. Right. And so if there's no work, there's no sense of accomplishment. Exactly. Because you're just doing the thing.

Yeah. But that's what the thing is supposed to be. Right. But I think that's perfect for this medium. Totally. I think a podcast that feels like work is probably unlistenable. because you're like, these fucking people don't want to be here. Oh, my God. It would be terrible. It's choppy.

It's not free-flowing, all that stuff. Right. That's not what you want to listen to. So we are achieving our goal and our job here, but it's not hard. Yeah. It's not a satisfying one, if you will. We just said this on the bracket. The sweet ain't as sweet without the sour.

Yeah. You just sit down, hit record, and just go. It's pretty easy. And even blogs that were not like your biggest, best piece of writing, there was always one or two sentences, punchlines, words that I chose that I was like, that was good. That was what separates me from another blogger, you know? And that was enough to be like, that one sentence will make people go, oh, shit, and send it to their friend or whatever it is. I think that's also an interesting thing with, in a difference. Like, podcasters aren't shareable.

Well, that's why the clips became such a thing yeah like like you can't like keep it check a 52 minute mark of this you know where you can send a blog and be like read this one line this takes here's three minutes of your day it is uh an interesting thing because i put like clips i still i can't i just i'll never it's just not my style i can't get into clips i don't like clips the it's a necessary evil. I'm not against making them. I just can't consume them. The second, and I think I've said this before, but the second I have to watch a new one,

the change is so jarring to me, and it's so quick. What do you mean? The sound, going like a new voice, and it's like, I hate that. Let me ask you this. What's the difference? I think the most important thing in media is the, the opening of a movie where not even the movie itself, but just whatever the production company is. It's like,

okay, we're about to start doing this. Ease into it. I'm like a train, baby. You got to get me rolling. It's not like, bah,

bah, bah, bah. Get the fuck out of here. That would be, that would be a good bracket question. Like what, what's the best one of here That would be a good bracket Question What's the best one of those I'm partial to the boy in the moon

Fishing in the moon And the screen starts to ripple like water Dreamworks I like Paramount No Paramount's the mountain It's not MG No MG isount's The Mountain. It's not MG.

No, MG was The Lion. The Lady? Yeah, it's kind of like... It's not Paramount? Maybe it's Paramount. Paramount's definitely a mountain as well. They might have two, but I'd be surprised at that. Bang. That was pretty good.

I was about to make fun of you. I thought we were looking for the woman specifically. And you went with best movie intros. And I was like, this is going to be hard. But, well, I held off. I saw Universal before the start of that. It was a thumbnail. Universal's a good one.

Universal's just a memorable. 20th Century. They're all good. 20th Century Fox is Columbia. Columbia. Yeah, I like this one the MGM Lion rawr

rawr that's it like I think Sony sucks yeah Spyglass is good Spyglass is cool the yeah

there is a difference between memorable and Disney's a great one too you know with the Magic Kingdom. But to me, the 20th Century Fox.

That's the one. That's it right there, man. And then that turned it like Searchlight Pictures is because of these searchlights, right? I would think. I don't know the answer to that i would imagine those became so iconic that someone was like let's have a production let's just fucking call it searchlight um anywho anyway um yeah you know francis wrote a blog that is certainly worthy of of uh of being proud of. Now, he responded.

Castellani did. That was probably ill-advised. That went back to the heavy woe is me. That was heavy woe is me. Had a little one-sentence Kirk Minahan attempt. I hope your wife gets sick. Oh, is that what that was? Yeah, he said, like, I could go, like, over the top and say things like,

I hope your dog dies and your wife gets sick, which I think were more generalities. Like, I don't even know if he knows. Like, I hope your dog dies is, I think, kind of like a, you know. I don't know if he was supposed to go fuck his dog or that I hope his wife gets sick. So that was a Kirk thing. I think, I mean.

No, no, now that you're saying it 100 i think you just i'm gonna say something way over the top whatever you could have plugged in play anything there you could have said daughter wife mom grandma whatever plug and play was uh pretty um prevalent throughout both these blogs. In fact, I think the meanest thing people said, and this is just around the office, people were like, by this first blog, like, this is really funny. And I was like, that's really mean. Because if this is funny, like, you're saying everything else is just atrocious.

Like, that was the ultimate, that was, I think I said it on the rundown, like, that just Tate. You plug and play what commenters say, and you hope to win them over. About Castellani? No, what Castellani written with. I think the first sentence was, New York office doesn't make money. Yes. Then it was, Francis is white. Then it was, you talk, I laugh. And then there was something about ohio state too i

forgot what that was oh i bet he looks he's his off-brand adam driver why so to say all that is funny is insulting to the writer so people wait people were saying chris's blog was funny people like it was really like people here i was like that's the rudest thing sometimes i think we you think so lowly of this person that shit is funny? We stray further and further from the light every day. I was very confused. I couldn't say I didn't think it was funny because I was the one he was making fun of. So I couldn't be like, actually, it's not funny.

I know. So I was going to quietly sit there and be like, you guys don't think this is fucking funny? I was going to say, here's my disclaimer that whether or not I was mentioned in this is irrelevant. I was so confused there because I was like, you must be talking about the Francis blog because nobody would be saying that about the Castellani blog. People were saying that. The large, I would say the majority of the large opinion of this office was that was a funny blog. And again, because I was one of the attackers,

attackees, I had to just sit there. I couldn't say anything. I was just like, what the fuck is happening? What's happening with this company? Everyone's like, this is hilarious. I don't want to stir the pot here.

And I don't know this to be factual at all. That feels to me like I don't like Francis, so anything that's written about him like that, I'm going to think is funny. Oh, I don't. That's not the vibe I got. I think Francis was there while we were talking about it. The only way I think someone would be like,

that was good is if it's like, I don't like Francis either, so I'm just jumping on board with this. But I don't even think Francis was. I wouldn't call any of us a focal point of the blog. We were were in the midst of it but i wouldn't i guess i wouldn't say anyone was really like the point of the blog we those we we were attempts to get the uh commenters on his side yes where it's new york offices make money kevin talks john laughs again i don't i don't really know what the Francis or other ones were, but they were just clear, like, I'll repeat what people say, and they'll go, ah, I like this guy.

But because I was the person, I couldn't say all that. Now I'm saying it. I got to be fair. I was doing such fucking mental jumps to try and be like, what do you think? And I was like like i didn't really read it right like i couldn't say it's not i couldn't go against everyone it was i just had to be like yeah i don't know like it was someone was over my shoulder so i was reading too fast i

don't think i really got it i will just say this like the the level of drama does not match the situation at hand. Like, putting 8 Mile in this is so fucking crazy. Being like, you know, tell these people something they don't know about me. Like, mic drop. It's like, you wrote a blog about just not getting invited to the Dave and Buster Challenge. But anyway, I don't, you know. We'll see. It is, I hope it, you know, we'll see. It is.

I hope it is on unnamed podcast. I think there is, has been this lingering over the company for a while. See what, what Dave says about it in general, not just this specifically, but I do, I do have to be consistent in that. Like I said, with Clemmer, I don't think that the clemmer stream was that entertaining there's a lot of sleep i don't think he i think he gave up on the on the challenges but i did say you got up off your ass you had an idea you executed it and out of that came content and so that's a win sure yeah no i agree it it gave it back and forth we're talking about it that's content that's the game.

You know, it's not the goal necessarily, but it's – If you want to keep doing it, do it better. Right. That would be – I would tell you to do that, yeah. I would probably tell you to not do this. Do something better. But, like, yeah, don't just do the, well, it was me.

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Plus, you can pause or reschedule your deliveries anytime. You head to factorymeals.com slash Kc50 and use code kfc50 to get 50 off that's code kfc50 at factor meals.com slash kfc50 to get 50 off uh john found an article that said this is the number one thing men are insecure about and it is their body odor yes with this specific caveat say that again it is uh okay nearly half have canceled plans with friends over fear they smell bad 48 percent holy cow the this is worldwide this is america this is what um it's done by old spice so i'm gonna guess america oh this is okay men men shared the situations where they felt they were most likely where they were most likely to have bad body odor

okay uh including so 34 of men think during their first sexual experience with a new partner they smell bad what 18 think they smell bad during a job interview 11 think they smell bad during a job interview. 11% think they smell bad after a workout. I don't get any of this. Someone says, someone's like, hey man, you went on that job interview. Did you think you smelled bad?

And 20% are like, yep, I did. I did. I did. The whole time. The whole fucking time. I was answering the questions.

What are my biggest strengths? What are my biggest weaknesses? My biggest weakness, I smell bad right now. That's crazy. This crazy this is sorry so i was reading a wrong paragraph that this is this is when i originally read similarly they believe the most important occasions to smell good are during the first sexual experience with a partner 35 during job interviews 19 and during for 18 think the most important place to smell good is the first date which i guess if you're doing most important,

maybe there are other things. But like, sex with a new partner. 35. That's pretty close to 100%. That's gotta be up there. If you're just going in there stanking. Dude, like...

Hang on, let me do some math real quick. 65% of guys are like, whatever. I smelled like shit when I was fucking her. Whatever, dude. She'll call back. That's crazy. How much do girls recognize smell, Jack?

I don't think I've ever experienced like a bad smelling guy. But have you? I mean, you just hung out with one. You got rejected from places yeah yeah yeah I'm like wait I don't think I've ever

hung out with anyone smelling no but I've never like I've never hooked up with somebody who smells bad or I don't know

but did you notice if they smelled good yeah that I don't know that's always the big you know there's a big debate about are you a cologne guy or not I was actually just gonna ask you like are you guys cologne big you know there's a big debate about are you are you a cologne guy or not i was actually gonna ask you like are you guys calling guys because he's a

guinea i could see him doing it now i i have like my grandfather's cologne that he gave me of course like i wear it probably once i bet you that smells horrible that probably smells like once a month? Because I'm like, I don't know, this is what the colonic gave me. That probably smells like. He has five once a month, I'll douse myself in this. You know, before a big event. I always had the Nautica cologne and like every, let's say, quarter, maybe semi-annual, I'd be like walking out the door and it would catch my eye and I'd be like cologne tonight.

I don't know why I would do it. And then like 99% of the other times don't do it. I mean it does smell good, but it's – I really – like it really makes the guy a lot hotter when – Really? Yeah, I like really like notice and appreciate it. I'm not against it. I'm not anti it.

I just don't feel like putting in the effort to like find my smell uh yeah but like i also think that you don't need to do that i know some people are like you know you get like we've interviewed people who like mix and come up with their own little fucking alchemy to have their own scent like i don't think it's the end of the world if you just smell like Burberry cologne. Yeah. Oh, a lot other people do. A lot other people smell good, too. I don't know. I think you're getting

a little... It almost becomes a little arrogant where it's like, you think you need to have this singular scent? How about you just don't smell like shit? That's Bob from accounting. Especially according to the vast majority of the world, they just stink like shit while they're banging girls.

And you're just fucking put on the Aqua Dejo, okay? This article also reminded me, there's like an ad in one of the train stations that's like three out of four women judge other women's armpits. And I was like i've never thought of that those ads are insane they're insane i've never thought of it i've not stopped thinking about my armpits and being self-conscious this is what they do this is what they do was it

for a razor or for deodorant uh i think it was for dove deodorant yeah dude i took i took pictures of i'm never gonna find these girls i feel like have a magic. Like, when a magician's like, I'll pick your card. Girls will just go like this like three times and be like, here's that picture from 2018. I'll never find it. I don't know. I took pictures of them. I actually sent them the out-of-order group chat. Those – that should be outlawed.

That's like – to me, that's like Dove is just like, we're going to plant the seed of insecurity in their head and make them buy our shit. And it worked. Yeah, totally. Got it. Scared me for a second. Really scared me for a second. I just eat popsicles and take pictures of them like it's a dick.

Going back to Dante, this is the life I want. John just sitting there going, this is, that's not. John just sitting there going, this is – That's not – Looks like a penis. I've shown one on this show before. This is a completely different picture. This was a more skin-toned Popsicle. I was going to say, that caught me for a second.

I'm going to find these because if I send it to the out-of-order group chat, it's definitely within the last year. And the – because they are so insane. I sent them thinking, like, it would be funny to do it, to have these ads. Because they are so insane. I sent them thinking it would be funny to do it, to have these ads, but as guys masturbating on the subway rather than – because it's like fat chicks with their armpits out and it's just like, mind your business. They're insane.

I'm going to find them. And you got worried and have since like started like what putting on different deodorant or like shaving or whatever i'm just like i i actually think like i have fine looking armpits but now i don't know because i'm like i don't i guess what would make a bad armpit like a hairy armpit i think they were just saying stubbly i will i'll say if you have'll say if you have like a 5 o'clock shadow in your pits, I'll notice it. I'll notice it. It's not like I'm going to like, you know, write you off, but I'll notice a little 5 o'clock shadow in your pitties. I think they were saying like discoloration or something. Like it almost felt...

My armpits are weird. I got weird armpits. You do? Yeah. I have weird armpits. You do? Yeah. I have weird in the sense that they're like naked. Well, mine are like half naked, which is even worse.

Because I... Ultra blasty. I hit my fucking sweat glands with that ultra blast of heat and it like fucked up my armpit hair. So they look ugly? So it's like patchy. Like some of the hair never grew back i had to i had to shave it for the procedure and then i think i just blasted the surface of this of the pit and it never grew back

so now it's like patchy hair which is weird yeah so like now think three out of four women that you encounter are gonna judge that and not like that oh wait wait you're saying girls are judging my pits i don't apparently just three You're saying girls are judging my pits? I don't... Apparently, just three out of four women are judging pits, according to this ad. I think my pits would pass the test. I think I... Well, I try to take care of them so that it all looks like okay. I think it's weird.

Like, I don't think you should shave your chest and shit like that, but I think it's weird. Like, if you have, like, long hair, hair, hit it with a scissor even. I got the most giddy armpits in the world where I could make multiple wigs a year if I didn't just trim probably once or twice a year. What the fuck did you just say casually? Multiple wigs per year. He's Italian. So you just trim them a little.

I trim them once a month. Because honestly, if you wear white deodorant, it's crazy. You have a fucking... Bro, it's like nice hair that you can comb. Get out of here. I'm trimmed right now, so I'd show you. It's good hair. We might need you to grow out your armpit hair for like a month.

And I want to see you comb it. Just like... No, no no I'm drawing a line we're not doing that I won't do it until summer to the summer? wow okay alright I like that yes I found them or I found two I took four I know that okay so wait now I can go

September 8th 2023 I can go to that on my I want... That's going to be April, May, June. Three months of hair growth. Yeah, we're weak right now. We're weak. I would say...

You swim your armpits? Dude, you're an animal. Nobody's not because he takes care of it. The animals are the ones that just let it run wild. Like, again, I'm not shaving my chest, but I have to take care of certain things otherwise i just look like a wolf man but i don't want to have like the worst thing in the world is a stubbly chest if you shave and wax and you're all smooth and you have like muscles and you're hot i'm sure there are chicks who like that i think most girls are on the side of like I just like or slash don't care about a hairy chest.

But if you shave and then let it grow and it's like a five o'clock shadow on and around like your nipples, that's fucking weird. That's, you got to either keep up with it or don't. But, uh. That one doesn't look as much like a dick. Jesus.

They still scare me. When I see your – I can't find these pictures. It's just popsicles. They're just popsicles and dicks. It's crazy. This one was a square ice pop, so it looks nothing like a dick. But I just see his pale thighs and then like a brown square.

I don't even send them to anybody. I just take it. It's just funny. I would say the number one things that guys get insecure about are height, hair, penis, sexual performance, body. Top five. Probably in that order. Did you say money? No.

You think money over body? Nah. Body for first. I agree. I think money is five. I think you can get away with being a poor guy. If you're funny, nothing else matters. You can help one.

Wait, what were the five? Because I don't think my number one's on there. I would say height, hair, penis, sexual performance, body. I would have personality as one. Well, I don't know. You can't just be like, I as a whole being suck. Yeah, that's everyone's number one insecurity.

Just like, the whole package sucks. That's all I think about. I guess that's fair to put that over body, but I consider – You could be like your game. Yeah. I don't even have anything.

That doesn't cross my mind. You know what? That one is so non-existent. I'm not – it's like I'm losing. My game, it goes out with like the Washington Generals every night. I got to be here, but like things aren't going to go well. Let's just chalk it up as an L. We know where this goes.

You say that, but it's not. I don't think you have. No, I don't think you have. You're terrible at picking up signs, and I don't think you have any pre-planned game at all, but I think your natural personality works over time i also think yeah i don't think you're a sentence to a woman's prison yeah when they kick it away from you dude you can clean it up yeah after nine to twelve months you have 10 girlfriends there's no nowhere to go and no other guys i look pretty

good dude end of the world this guy cleaning up yeah dude like if i got an eight year sentence by year seven chicks i'd be like i might fuck that guy yeah like like you're not you're not swooping in and closing the deal in like three seconds where are you gonna spend two years hiding two years hiding two years hiding two years trying to break up two years just giving in then you fuck me what are you gonna say jackie um i think that game only works on young girls i think like the older you get like the game just means that they're like although i will say i think there is there is game for older girls that it kind of involves not doing game,

but that's technically game. Well, I think it's just like personality. Like you just want to be with a good personality. But if somebody's going to like riz me up, which by the way, Baby Gronk followed me on Instagram. What? Yeah.

So jealous about that. I love Baby Gronk. Baby Gronk followed you on Instagram? After the out of order sketch of me being a whore. So like, yeah. Which one? The cop order sketch. Of me being a whore. So like, yeah. Which one? The cop one? Yeah, of me being a whore.

When you were literally a whore. You're always a whore. Well, you were fucking kids. No, you weren't fucking kids. I wasn't fucking kids. Yeah, you're right. You're right. But maybe that's where he got.

You said whore in that one. I said whore in that one. Yeah, you said the word whore. I think you could get rizzed up in an older age you just don't know it but I think that I can see now it's like

you can you can see through somebody's like like rizz if they have a good personality like I'll just be attracted to your personality I'm not attracted to your like

I hate the term rizz so much I know it's kind of like what you were saying no it wasn't you who was I talking to? Someone where it's like, I only like bad salesmen. I don't like talking to a salesman who's good at his job.

It's like, this is fucking. Right, it's all phony. It's all fake. Stumble over your words. Yeah, try, try. I want to see you try and fail. I'm not going to buy a car from the guy who comes out like, whoa, what can I do to put you in here? Right.

Oh, you look good in that. Shut the fuck up, dude. I want the guy being like please buy this car i gotta hit this quota bro to be fair are you gonna buy a car yes can it be this one please you need one right just make it mine please yeah i buy that car in all It turns out the What Was Me does work. Yeah, I don't want to deal with a salesman who is good. Is good, yeah. Just tell – Well, that's the ultimate goal. Kind of what we were saying with Dante, we're focusing on you and your community.

I don't do things – I just ask my parents or a friend. I'm like, yo, do you have a guy who does this? Do you have someone you trust who does this yep give it to me like that like i don't i don't care to sit down and like be pitched things and stuff like that like here's why that's also you are you are like a perceptive person there there are two types of people the people who can get like played by those guys whether it's like girls who like will will have sex with you whether it's business people that will close the deal.

I have a ton of friends who are very good at this, and there are the people who, they have the meeting out of the palm of their hands, and then there are people who go, get the fuck away from me, you little snake. But they still like it, and you can almost get caught trying to run game on a girl, but it's still kind of working,

because she's like, I know what you're trying to do right I see right through it but I still kind of like it yeah and you do have a good personality but it you know but if you're actually like that's your actual personality it's like oh my god I'm actually like test driving a car it's like whoa look at you cool but you know this car into a fucking trip. You look like Paul Walker. I'm about to show you Paul Walker, dude. But, you know, you can get older and have you ever seen the movie Bad Moms

with Mila Kunis in them? I believe I have. I think Jada Pinkett is in it and she's just like kind of a ho-ish character and there's a scene where she's like

talking about how the guy can put in and take out the car seat with one hand and she effectively was like, I'll let him fuck me in the ass. It's like the way he just, boom, boom, boom, plugs it, hits the seatbelt.

Oh my God, I almost want to put it in my back door, some shit like that. And it was like, that's, you know, certain things matter when you're younger, certain things matter when you're older. You can find an angle and run some game on, you know, absolutely anything. Bro, Bad Moms, by the way,

one of the most underrated franchises. Like they have like five of these, don't they? Do they? Wow. I know they have like a Christmas special. There's Bad Moms 2, there, Bad Moms, by the way, one of the most underrated franchises. They have like five of these, don't they? Do they? Wow. I know they have a Christmas special. There's Bad Moms 2, there's Bad Moms 3. It was a good movie. It was good. There's a couple of them.

It was good. I was very hungover when I watched it. I did not enjoy it. I mean, it's not like I wouldn't like, you know, it's exactly what it is. Virgin Mary full of weed. Hitler's balls. Cocaine chickens.

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In my day-to-day. Showing your fucking collar. I fucking collar to talk to everyone make eye contact with everyone do handshakes they can own a business they could be the most beautiful person in the world i can make eye contact with them but as soon as i am checking out and i have to make eye contact with the cashier i cannot i haven't made a eye contact with the cashier, I cannot. I haven't made eye contact with a cashier since I was born. I go full-blown autistic. I get nervous, I get anxious, and I just can't do it. It could be a 15-year-old with a shit ton of pimples, or it could be an 82-year-old who hasn't, who just, you know, fucked up retirement, and and they're still doing it and they're doing it for fun.

It doesn't matter. I'm intimidated and I can't make eye contact. I put in my number and I grab my sack and I leave. And then I feel tremendous shame. So that's like my buying process. I'm just wondering with the group, is there any jobs like that where you are just naturally intimidated

for no reason? Like servers. I can't make eye contact with servers. Don't know why. How is he still saying don't know why? Do you feel anxiety when you're checking out? Am I actually autistic? Bro, I mean, that was insane.

That was insane. I think that we throw autism around a little loosey-goosey these days. But, like, I mean, he's like, I'm looking at the medical records right here. My T cells are real low. Any idea why? The only thing is he kind of said, like said he'll look other people in the eyes. I love the way he opened it. He said, I'll look the most beautiful woman in the world in the eye, and if someone owns a business, I'll look.

Bro, that's the most authentic thing. Business owner? I'll look you in the eye. Business owner? Beautiful women, business owners? That's a guy who does not know anything about anything. You have no social skills. You're autistic. guy who does not know anything about anything you have no social skills your autistic yeah that that's really that that that might be worse than the eye contact thing like

like like if he were to run into someone from high school like how you doing man's like good uh hanging out with beautiful girls and business owners i'm shaking their hands and stuff you know that was fucking insane man just listed the web md symptoms and was like what do you guys think it is yeah there's there's definitely the the uh the social side of the autism spectrum like i think is where a lot of us live and are you know we do throw around autism too too loosey-goosey and i'm sure the people who are going through real autistic stuff are like, fuck you. But when it comes to social cues and nerves and all that stuff,

being shy is all on that spectrum somewhere, and not being able to look a business owner in the eyes, but not being able to look a cashier in the eyes. I don't know. Business owners are really funny. Business owners. I don't care if it's a kid with pimples. If it's a living, breathing human, I can't make eye contact.

Business owners. Yeah, man. What are you, man? I'm a business owner. That's so good. What do you do? I'm a beautiful girl. What do you, man? I'm a business owner. It's so good. What do you do? I'm a beautiful girl. What do you do?

I'm a business owner. Oh, hello, hello. It's too good. Yeah, I mean, yeah, I get awkward in social situations on occasion. I'm getting worse. I will say I'm getting worse. I'm getting worse. Like, I'm starting to be afraid that I'm coming off as like stay like too standoffish and rude like i really like i'll go somewhere and i'll

just i should be like i'm just gonna go say hello like i'm gonna introduce myself to that person or like uh or go talk to that person that i do that i was already introduced to or whatever it is and i end up being like i don't want to bother them whatever and then i leave and i'm like i those people probably think i'm like an asshole i just like stayed to myself the whole time and i didn't say anything to anybody and then i'm in my head that i'm being a dick i i agree i do i i'm gonna justify because i do the same thing i think people also expect us to be personable because of the job and all this. Yeah. But I'm almost like the exact opposite of this in real life.

Like I don't talk and I don't cause scenes and I'm very quiet. And like I'll let everybody else. I'm happy to just let you do the talking. And so then people, I think, then it comes across as like, I don't know, when you get the exact opposite of what you expect of me. I'm like too good for it or not talking for a reason. Right. That is always a fear. I promise you.

I'm not talking because I think I'm too good. That is not it. That I get. Quite the contrary. I don't think you want to hear from me at all in any way, shape, or form. Unless a microphone is in front of me.'m not talking i'm not entertaining or like usually yeah the unless i'm with my good friends my good friends yeah then it's fun but like new people like strangers i'm not telling jokes or any of that i go out of my way to not do it because i i'd actually would i'd rather be

thought of as the guy who's like hey he's kind of like boring and lame in person then like oh he never turns it off yeah totally um all of certain people were like i just like for some reason i just can't be chill around them like and they're not particularly hot i'll just be like ball just walk away from every conversation being like that did not go well like it's just like i was let me ask you a question. What? Are they business owners? There's like two people who I always run into and every single time

I'm like, I fucking missed again. I can't do it. Are they like, how do you keep running into them? Like friends of friends? Yeah, one went to my high school,

one went to college. Ukulele. Ukulele down. Like neither particularly attractive neither particularly cool neither like anything like 15 year old registers with pimples there's scum on the bottom of my shoe and i can't get over it the uh what do you do when you fuck up with them like like i just i'll just be like really awkward yeah and normally you guys know i'm so chill and so it's like totally so chill but like i can't make eye

contact with them and i can't and i'll accidentally like one of them i'll accidentally like like make like flirt with without meaning to and then i get awkward because then i feel like oh now he thinks i want to get with him yeah and then i try and overcompensate by being like i would never fuck you like kind of saying that and then imagine that exchange jackie says hello a little too flirty in the next conversation you know i'm not gonna fuck. Ugh, you look particularly gross today. Dude, like, what is an example of accidental flirting? Like, I don't know how to describe it, but, like, my friends witnessed it one time, and they're just like, what happened there?

I love the thought of your friends watching you. Like, it's a goddamn, like, gorilla at the zoo. Like, what's going to happen next? I can't believe they haven't caught this thing and put it back. They're just letting the zoo live. You are an escaped animal. It's harmless. It's fine.

She's like Flacco the owl. You got out of captivity but you just kind of live in the world and we all just observe you like a fucking weirdo speaking of hey I got a hey with three Y's from a dude the other day straight guy

that's crazy that's crazy right guy I didn't know I got like linked up put on the same text and he wrote hey and i it was jarring i went like whoa what is that i was like what the fuck is that never never has that happened that's very bizarre right you know this guy no no like it was just a mutual person like was like okay i'll link you up with him.

Hey. It was for work. It was for business stuff. I was like, hello? I'm a business owner. Next up. Hey, guys. First time, long time.

Also drunk, so bear with me here. But I'll try and keep it quick because I don't want to be annoying. Let's just say, hypothetically, you get turned into an egg for a year. And you get to pick one person from your life that gets to be your guardian. But if you survive the year as an egg, you get $2 million. If they break you at any point, they get $1 million to themselves. Oh, my God. The person that you're taking in your life would be awesome if it was a Barstool personality. That'd be sweet.

But if not, trust me either way. Who would you pick to be your guardian i mean i don't know um i mean the obvious answer we got to rule out parents in france yeah like i think we have he said the awesome person it has to be a barstool person okay but i'm gonna rule like i think i we have to rule each other out, too. Yeah. I would take... Caitlyn Walker. Caitlyn Walker!

Caitlyn Walker would take care of me. That's a great, great pick. She would take care of me. And I would give her $1.9 million. When I come out and get the money safely, you can take all of it. That's a very, very strong pick. Damn. Not Nate.

Not Nate. Nate and Blake. Bro, yeah, dude. Day one. Day one. I'm funnier than this guy. Fuck this guy. Bro, he would throw me at the wall, buy a million dollars of Bitcoin.

I was going to say, you'd be Bitcoin within the hour. Turn that egg into a Bitcoin. That's a no-brainer. No shot. It's not Jackie. It might be Nick Hamilton. Yep. Jackie I would trust, but she's just too reckless.

She would break the egg. I wouldn't trust you either, I don't think. For money? No, no, no. I don't think you'd break it and be like, I get a million dollars. I think you'd be like, I got to watch this egg and within 30 seconds. I think Jackie would end up eating the egg. She'd be like, I'm going to make breakfast.

And she'd crack a couple eggs and be like, oh, fuck. That was the egg. Wrong one. But I get a million dollars. I would trust you too. I would trust you too. I would trust you too. You probably shouldn't do that. More so Kevin.

Yeah. You could trust me. Yeah, you threw me in there. I'd trust you. You can trust me. I would do that. Pabst is one of the last people I would trust. Sorry.

Damn. Sometimes Jackie says things that are really hurtful. There's been like four or five times over the course of the career where she's... When have you ever not been able to trust me? No, no, not in terms of trusting, just in terms of like... I would drop it? You're dumb. Sorry, sorry.

No, no, no. It's not that I don't trust you. It's that you're stupid. All right. I mean, any like 20, you know, if you're younger than 25 and you trust your life to that guy and it goes south, it's like, well, yeah. Yeah. So I do think I would probably pick a female and I would probably pick a – if it's going to be a guy, it's got to be a dad. Clem.

I mean Clem. I would trust Clem with my life. Clem. Kate. Kate. Kate. Clem's a good one. The – Clem. I mean, Clem. I would trust Clem with my life. Clem. Kate. Kate. Kate. Clem's a good one. The... Clem might eat the egg. You never know.

But I think I could trust him. I would say Dan, but Dan would turn it into content. Yeah. And he would risk it somehow. He'd say, I'm going to throw the egg up in the air. And he'd be like, oh!

There's me, a little embryo spinning around. No! Fuck you, Dan! God damn it, I got this! What we could do...

The gauntlet would get added like a spoon run. Could we make this happen with an egg? You get assigned to an egg? Yeah, the gauntlet would get added like a spoon run. Could we make this happen with an egg? Like you get assigned to an egg? Oh, we had to do that in school. I would pick KB for some reason. KB? I feel like KB would just keep that shit close.

He would keep an eye on it. I think I said KB disrespectfully questioning it there. It's not a crazy answer, but it wouldn't be. KB's a roughhouser. Yeah, he might be. I'd have you in my pocket. You'd be broken. Well, that's why I was going to pick, not now because they do too much,

but like 09 to like 15 Trent. We would just be in his apartment. Maybe no Rumpelman's around. Otherwise, they would just be on the couch watching Joe Rogan sitting in the egg next to him. Now they golf and travel too much, but there was a time where Trent was doing nothing but couch, hanging with the boys. The egg could just be one of the gang. Definitely not Frankie.

That's psycho. Definitely not the crazies. Frankie would just wake up and be like, am I in an ass? Am I in Frankie's ass like I know it my number one fear when I gave my egg self to Frankie was I'd get put in his ass here we are maybe it would be Frankie

next question great one though that's an all time put that on the list great all time question what's up Kevin Maybe it would be Frankie. Next question. Great one, though. That's an all-time. Put that on the list. Great all-time question. What's up, Kevin? What's up, John? Would you rather have a terminal cancer with an unknown expiration date

or have hiccups for the rest of your life? I think I know what John's going to say, but I'm curious as to what the rest of the crew is going to say. I think this is kind of a no-brainer, folks. The cancer? You got TC, yeah.

What's TC? Terminal cancer. So stupid. Hiccups are, you awful they're awful man they really are they're when worse than terminal cancer no that's what i was gonna say i don't know like like i genuinely think so like terminal terminal hiccups or is terminal cancer is the question i think when you have hiccups that last more than like three minutes. Right. It's a nightmare. It's truly torture.

But don't you think you'd get used to it at some point? My thing is more you'd have to explain it every time. Yeah. When you're hanging out with someone on the fifth minute, they go, oh, boy, you can't stop. You'd have to go, well, it was either this or TC. I made a deal. It's a whole thing. but it's not going to stop anytime soon. Yes, I've tried drinking water

upside down. That would be the thing. Everybody with their specialty. I've done them all. I ate the peanut butter. I drank it upside down. You tried to scare me. Yes, it's not working. I made a bet with a genie. What don't you get? I always say these things but you know staring down the barrel of tc i'd probably pick if i'm being honest i'd probably pick the hiccups i i think if i'm being

yeah we know we know we know you don't have to convince us it's not even like that it's not even like i'm excited to pick it it's it's torture. You're signing up for a lifetime of torture. There's those hiccups that are kind of just like, but then there are the ones that you're like, yeah. You feel it in your diaphragm. Your abs hurt. You're catching your breath kind of. You're a drunk Disney cartoon.

Yeah. You're like a chicken. It is a tough one. But I would prefer the TC be quick. Like, give me some pancreatic cancer. I don't want either of these things to be long and drawn out. Yeah. But I'm still 50-50.

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Send in all you got and make sure the show keeps on flowing. We'll see you guys next week. Why are you losing weight? What's going on? You got a girl now, huh? No. Oh, damn.

No, he's manorexic. That's what you are. You're manorexic, bro. Manorexic. He's in the gym. What's going on? Why are you losing weight? I have AIDS, Brian.

No, because I thought you was going for that I thought you was going for that Burt Kreischer. You know what I mean? Yo, because I thought you was going for that Bert Kreischer. You know what I mean? Yo, it's funny you said that because we were just with Bert at their – The vodka joint? Yeah. And Shane came by after he was at the mothership,

and he was like kind of doing the same thing, like sizing him up. He said hello to him. He hugs him. He's kind of like dude why the the fuck why are you in shape what are you doing what are you working out right why are you why are you dressing nicely what's going on here so everyone's mad that that shame was like you're so fit and stylish and i was like oh you're being nice and he was oh you think i'm being nice right that was a compliment huh so far from the guy that was competing for the littlest dick in the room.

That's right. That's right, man. How you been, man? Good? Oh, man, I'm awesome. Things are good? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. I can't complain at all, man. I'm just excited for this special.

Yeah, dude. So that drops the 19th? The 19th. I got a question for you as a comic. What? Would you rather be interviewed by people who have seen it or not seen it? Because I was trying to watch it. We didn't get a screener.

I was trying to see the trailer. I didn't see a trailer. So, like, would you rather have someone completely blind or, like, it's not typically when we interview comedians do we talk about, like, the exact material. But, like, would you rather. It depends on who it is. Like, if it's somebody I trust.

Because what a lot of these fucking shitty reporters do is they literally give away the jokes. I know. I know. It's tough. You can't review a thing without spoilers. I know. But I do sometimes. I'm like, yo, remember that part when you said that?

That was so funny. And I don't want to just say that over and over again on the interview. Imagine this motherfucker reviewing The Sixth Sense. Yeah. You know what I mean? This movie was so great, he was dead the whole time man you remember that shit I do man

that was like a cultural that was a cultural manama dude I went to Philadelphia and went to the house no way really I mean like I was in

my outlet in Philly at the time so was it like a like a thing like people were there no no no it was just like

you want to see the house? Yeah. Bro. That was probably, you know, I'm trying to think of, I don't think there was another twist in a movie in my generation. Since then? Yeah. Well, no, because M. Night Shyamalan did a thing after that,

but not as many people saw it. Never reached that level. He's got a couple joints that are. And you know something else? You know something else? This is a testament to our generation. Everybody kept their fucking mouth shut. I know.

It was that and except for LeSean McCoy in Marvel. He spoiled that Tony Stark died. But the rest of the society kept it quiet that Iron Man died. Who did that? LeSean McCoy right away tweeted, died but other like that like the rest of the society kept it quiet that iron man died that leshawn mccoy like right away tweeted r.i.p to my dog tony stark like the night that that shit came out now and people were furious did he feel terrible about i think he did right i think he was like he just was not thinking like he didn't realize that there's like a whole you know like culture of people that that just ruined the last like 15 years and you should not be forgiven yeah

everyone invested so much time in that 20 movies worth or whatever the fuck it was like yeah it's crimes that should be forgiven

you know what I mean and I take it real personal because bro I'll never forget this is my high school girl so I

we had this we had a room in our house that was like specifically For like watching movies It was like the room that You're not allowed in unless the family Is watching something Everything stays clean

But in my Grandma she was A lot of things she was quite a cunt But she was Not I thought you were about to be like she's a caretaker She was a lot of things. She was quite a cunt, but she was not. I thought you were about to say she's a caretaker, she's a career woman, and she's quite a cunt. She had mad foster kids. She did all that, but she was an asshole.

But she was not a cock block. So I had my new little high school girlfriend over, and she was like, all right, go ahead and use the room. Use the family room. Nice. Got the green light. And we in there watching Usual Suspects. It's another one. It's another one.

He's my cousin uncle. So he was a younger child for my grandmother. He's my uncle, but he's younger than me. That kind of weird situation. He was the one of the kids that she was just a sweetheart to

she was an asshole to every other kid and this motherfucker got away with murder he was a little spy so she sent him around see what are they doing make sure they're not and me and her watching the usual suspects

and it's one of those ones where it was like I didn't know anything about it so I one of those ones where it was like, I didn't know anything about it, so I just put it on because it was going to be in the background when we're making out or whatever. Yeah, you don't give a fuck what's on it at that point. But then we both got into it, which is better than ignoring the movie and making out, right? Because you're bonding at the same time,

so when you fuck later, you know. And this motherfucker comes down right at the end. Right as they're about to reveal everything. Yeah. As he's about to start walking away. Exactly. Right when he starts walking and they start unraveling, this motherfucker comes down and goes, oh, yeah, that's Kyle Zasurze. And.

That's punishable right there. Yeah. And I haven't spoken to him in 20 years, 30 years, something like that. Since we were children. I don't even know if he's alive or anything. You know what I mean? That's up there. That's intentional because it ruined it for both of us. She left.

She went home. Really? So the movie's ruined. You didn't get any pussy. No. The whole thing got blown up. I'm a virgin at this time. I'm trying to crack the seal.

And he just completely fucking ruined the mood. Yo, if you do that intentionally, you really are. Like, you're a bad person. And he is. He is. I truly believe. Like, to this day, there's nothing you could tell me he did that I would be like, no. Yeah, that's the type of person he went on to murder.

That was on Epstein's flight. Yeah. Yeah, yeah. Like, I would literally report him him for crime that didn't involve me or anything i would totally testify if you could relive one twist over again or one tv show over again or something like that what would it be because because because usual suspects is a good one i was going to say there's nothing that compares to six cents but kaiser so Soze and Verbal Kent is pretty up there. Maybe this is a fucking snobby thing to say, but I would go back and fix Game of Thrones, the ending again.

Yeah. I have a better ending. Shut up. What's your ending? Oh, okay. So, boom. You know, obviously I didn't fill in all the details because it's not my job

but the last fucking three minutes is so remember we don't actually see Cersei die the thing collapses but it doesn't show it collapsing on her like okay so boom

so they do all their bullshit they do or whatever, and it fades to black. It fades back to a ship floating on the water. And Cersei is giving birth. Because remember, she's pregnant. Cersei's giving birth, and there's a

fucking nurse, you know, the wet nurse doing blah blah blah. And she, you know, going through all of that push, push, blah. She pulls the baby out, and Cersei's like, oh, is it my baby? Is she healthy? She's like, oh, yeah, she sure is, dear. You know, like an old lady nurse or whatever. She sets the baby down.

She peels off the face. It's Arya. And the last thing that happens is her fucking killing Cersei. She just didn't want to kill the baby. So she leaves the baby alone? Yeah, that was the whole reason. She ran away to get her. As soon as the baby's out.

Bro, you know what? Have you seen that show, Shogun, on FX? No, I keep hearing about it. It's fire. It's awesome. It's fire. It's worth subscribing. Yeah.

I mean, it was a book. It's been remade in movies and shit like that before it's like it's a pretty like you know well done piece of of media like whether it's books or tv or movies and this is like the latest one it's fucking it's got it's got a thrones feel to it like everything feels big and epic yeah but i'm i'm bringing it up because in maybe the first episode or second episode, one of the soldiers dishonors his leader. I forget what they're called. And then his wife had just given birth, and she has to give the baby up so they can kill it because of the dishonor. Wow. And I imagine it's all fairly historically accurate, as accurate as it can be kind of deal.

And I did not realize they did that shit in Japan. Fucking gangster. Shit that starts with stuff like that, it just hooks me. That's why Kill Bill, like, to me, that might be one of the greatest, that might be the greatest opening to a movie in a long time. Yeah. You know?

There's either the twist at the end or the fucking holy shit at the beginning. Well, I didn't know anything about the movie. So when I first saw it, I was in Yuma, for training in yuma and there's nothing to fucking do out there and it was this one dollar little movie theater like to the point where like they had so few people like nobody checked your tickets or anything let's go ahead yeah yeah and i and i went in this movie and i knew anything about it i was just trying to pass the time and i and i was fucking sucked and i went back to the base and got other people and went back and watched it again

no way i watched it again. No way. I watched it like six times. That's great. Yeah. I couldn't believe it. Are you a Dune guy? I'm definitely going to see that shit. Yeah.

You saw Dune 1? I saw the first one, yeah. I'm a big Dune guy. I'm down. I really like Dune. I'm down. I'm all in. I thought the first movie ended too soon.

Yeah. Well, going into it, I didn't know it was going to be a part one and a part two so i didn't i didn't i didn't realize that but but they could have went interstellar malcolm max on you and just gave you the whole thing because they shot them all at the same time right yeah i think so no because i think dune three i think dune three still is not greenlit well it's kind of yeah i i saw jeff d love he's a guy who works here. He's a movie guy. And I think he quoted, quote tweeted, after opening weekend it made like $178 million. And he just said something like,

this is a good sign for Dune 3 then. Because that's crazy to make a movie like this. Would they not finish the story? We have every major actor. We have the director, one of the two, three directors. Top three guys, yeah. Right? And it's not just whatever you want to do.

Like, if you're, like, what is it, Denny Villanueva is how it's pronounced? Bro, they're not doing that for nobody. Right. I guess so, but you would think Zendaya, Chalamet, a book that has, like, all the fans built in, that shit's getting greenlit. Like, come on. You don't think that's an automatic greenlight? I just don't think that the studios automatic green light i just don't think that the i don't think the studios are thinking that way anymore no no i mean you're talking about

because the because because uh the hbo guy he's literally like or the warner brothers guy he's literally like hey uh like we are not putting shit out so we can make money so what's his name is but that's the wrong strategy my god yeah for real dude they did that with i think they said what was it i just read that obviously they just canceled the acme one um with uh whatever but the bat girl from 2020 which is another one they canceled wasn't that like done that was like finished 90 million on it and it was like good to go there's like no what do y'all do before I'm here? Because she was like, I'm going to wait and see when they're ready for you.

Are y'all doing other shit? Are y'all recording more shit? Sometimes. But today, we were waiting for you. We just had Donald Rawlings in. But that was like 20 minutes ago. So we were just kind of waiting. OK, cool, cool, cool.

Were you here for a while? He just had one come on. No, no, not just that. I was going to say, you can always come in early. Yeah. Most of the time, we're just kicking it, doing this. We just turn the mics on. Word, word.

Dude, is this going to be the first special from the Mothership? Yes, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's going to definitely be the first Netflix special. Because David Lucas shot his there, too. His just came out this week. But Netflix from the Mothership is going to be dope. That's a great club, man.

It's great stuff. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I wish you should have texted me, man. I'd have sent you a screener. Yeah, I didn't even think it was. Last night I was looking it up just to kind of do a little research, so to speak, and then I was like, wait, 19th. I must have an email. I must have an email. Yeah, I'd love to still see that.

Yeah, I'll send it to you. The Mothership is quite the experience. I feel like every time people go there. So that was your first time this week? No, I had gone. We didn't go to the Mothership. We literally went in for that party and then out. But we went maybe six months ago.

I didn't go. Oh, yeah, you missed it. We were there. We were doing our own show. We did a live podcast someplace else, Paramount. And we popped in the night before. And it lived up to the hype for sure. Yeah, yeah. He's for real yeah are you are you in austin yeah yeah how you like that oh it's awesome yeah yeah well you know what's funny so like austin got so much hype

and as a new york guy and i'm not leaving anytime soon i'm always like like whatever fuck austin fuck la whatever you know what I mean? Oh, yeah. And the thing is, you can do Austin and then you can do Austin like the party we were at with Bert and Tom and Joe and there's billionaires

and there's professional chefs and there's, you know. I don't give a fuck what city it is. If you're hanging out with those kind of people, it's awesome. Well, that's what I'm realizing is if you got money,

everywhere's awesome. Everywhere's awesome. There's no way, because you're doing the most awesome shit in that with the most interesting people and the best places if you got money and you're famous it the sky's the limit like doesn't matter where anywhere you right yeah right you know and yeah so yeah and i'm just i'm adjacent to all these people with money and fame it's a good spot to be man it's so good we were i mean in that room that night i was like there this is some major players it's regularly crazy and and it definitely wouldn't be that without the gravity that rogan has yeah i mean because like everyone wants to see the mothership everybody wants to be

around them dude it was It's a literal gravity. We were talking about how you just. It was like. So. Towards him. When Rogan, we heard that he was in the building. We had a friend who was leaving. And he's like, he came back.

And he's like, dude, I just saw Rogan. I was like, I had to be in here. So, like, my radar is up. Like, okay, Rogan is in this building now. And I didn't think of myself as someone who would really care all that much. Not that I don't care, but, like, you know what I mean? You're going to geek out over it. Yeah.

And then my eyes just kept darting everywhere. I'm just like, where is he? Where is he? Where is he? Where is he? And then we saw him, and he was talking to Kevin. And Jackie and Paz were like, you got to go talk to him. And I was like, nah, I don't want to interrupt.

They're talking. They're talking. And so we continued to chat. And as we chatted for, like, ten more minutes, I just realized, like, I kept't want to interrupt. They're talking. They're talking. And so we continued to chat. And as we chatted for like 10 more minutes, I just realized I kept sliding over. Like, you had to wait. And like 10 minutes later, I was like, why are we in the middle of the bar right now? This is crazy. How did this happen?

I was like, Rogan's just pulling you in. Yeah, it's the closest thing like seeing a man get treated like a bad bitch. You know what I mean? Hot girl. Hot girl shit. I can't even speak. Is that when you started taking care of yourself? Like, you're all healthy and shit.

It's wild. Are the fans noticing? Are they commenting? See, here's the thing. He's always been in shape. He always works out. He eats like a fucking bear. Like a baby child mixed with the size of a bear.

So like half of his stories are like, I fell asleep with a pack of Sour Patch Kids in my mouth at night. But what they don't realize is he's up every morning and he can toss around weights like fucking nobody. So it's like, you know, he takes care of himself, but doesn't at the same time.

Duality of man, it's crazy. You know, he literally has has ice cream in his bed and crumbs everywhere. He puts all his food into one slop bucket and just eats out of it. But then we did a barstool combine where everyone had to do NFL combine workouts. And he put up 135 pounds 42 times just like no problem so i'm like that's crazy it's like you you live it's like you live like a depressed athlete there you go yeah you're the guy nice to finally meet you you're the dude who like yeah like you just retired or couldn't make it or whatever so you

still got the the body but you're like i'm'm just, like, in a dark room eating candy. You have spotted the real me, sir. Like Brady running a fast of 40 as you get older. Did you move to Austin, like, with Rogan and, like, this whole, like, movement? Or you were there for a while? I didn't move with him, but I think they moved there maybe, like, agan and like this whole like movement or you were there for a while i didn't move with him but um i think they they moved in maybe like a year and a half no maybe like yeah maybe two years before me okay they moved during the pandemic because la was like shut down right um you were in la i was in la yeah yeah and and comedy just got so bad. I don't know how many comics I know, but you literally have to do it most nights.

Yeah. I think you guys were up six nights a week, multiple times a night. You got to go up. And it was just so hard to go up in LA because they had all these extra restrictions. And they were extra scrutinized in the comedy store specifically. So it was like they tried to do it outside in the parking lot yeah i remember that there was some of that new york like shields up they were like no because you can't have live entertainment in front of people even though like the restaurant next to the saddle ranch was

like down the block they had people outside with no shields just crowded and everything but if you have a band or anything any amplified shit that was against the rules really yeah and so we we did it in the window of the store with people outside and and they they had to have a directional mic so you could hear so you could hear what was outside and sometimes the wind would like blow it over and it would just be pointing at the street so you didn't you didn't hear anything yeah or you would hear like tire screeching it was it was i always say it was the comedy equivalent of like walking around looking for crack on the ground you know it was like it was like that pathetic i only dropped the bag somewhere around here no you had it last. And then things started opening back up. So anyway, a lot of the homies moved to Austin.

Yeah. And I went to visit. And then when I got there, I was there for like a day. And then I just got a phone call from Rogan. Oh, yeah? And he was like, yo, Segura's saying you funny, man. I'm like, yeah, I'm funny. He's like, come through.

And I came through. And he blocked my set. And he was like, yo, yeah, you got it. Yeah. Whatever you need, I got you. And I'm like, and he blocked my set. And he was like, yo, yeah, you got it. Yeah. Whatever you need, I got you. And I'm like, all right. And then after a while, it was like, yo, is the mothership going to open? Yeah, it took a little bit longer, right, than I should have thought.

Yeah, I mean, it's really his story to tell. But long story short, the first spot fell through. Right. And so people started doubting it. But he told, like, he a lot of shit, but he not a liar. That motherfucker looked at me in my eye and was like, nah, it's happening. I'm like, all right. And then before you know it, we walking through it.

We walking through with the architect, looking at shit, he taking ideas from comics. You know, and I was like, and then I got back, and then I remember I got back to L.A. And it was one of those things where, like, I was just on the road a lot. And sometimes I'd only be home for a day or two days, and I'd put in for spots, and I didn't get any spots. I was like, man, fuck this. Yeah, fuck that. Every time I go down to Austin, all the homies there.

Yeah. Well, again, it's like if you just agree upon a spot. It's the middle of the country and no taxes, and if you're all there, that's really, you know. I'm sure the weather's nice. I'm sure there's barbecue. There's a lot of things that are like about the city. But you probably could have picked here or there or there if you all just did it.

That's really what matters, right? Well, I mean, it had to be him too. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's got to be the one central guy. But yeah, Austin, I mean, I wouldn't live in some other city in Texas. No? But what if Rogan and everybody went there? Would you have gone?

Like if they picked, I don't know, gone? Like if they picked I don't know Dallas, fucking Fort Worth, I don't know Dallas, Houston, or Austin Everywhere else I'm good Even if it was like the comedy Like I'm gonna do the mothership here I would definitely come to visit

But like Texas is still Texas It's wild as shit now You know what I mean? Yeah, you gotta pick one of the cities If you're not in one of the Because the purple The purple cities one of the cities. If you're not in one of the, because the purple cities are the best cities. Yeah, yeah. If you're not in one of those cities, though, it's usually you in Texas. You know what I mean?

Like, you cross the line and it's definitely. Yeah, you stumble into some shop and you see a fucking dusty RC Cola 2 liter. You know what I mean? It's like, what the? Maybe even the 3 liter. Remember those big boys? The big ones. Yeah, he's like, somebody has definitely gotten skinned and fucked on this. You know what I mean? Maybe even the three-liter. Remember those big boys? Yeah. Somebody has definitely gotten skinned and fucked on this one.

You know what I mean? Dude, we were in Louisiana. We were fishing, and we were in some fucking nowhere town. And I had to go get a tin or something like that. And I walked into the store, and it was like the shopkeeper didn't know it was an open store. He was like, what are you doing here? We haven't seen a human since 92. Right.

Do you sell products? That door's unlocked? What the fuck? You sure somebody sent you down this way? Yeah, fuck that. Yeah, it does seem like a cool... We just saw Tommy Pope and Chris O'Connor from Stuff Island down there. And last we spoke to them, they were staying in New York.

And they were like, nah, we'll visit. And then they came through a couple months later and they were like, yeah, we're going. We're going. Yeah, it's too much opportunity if you're in that room. It's like a little pinch of everything. It's good comedy there. It's a good little music scene down there. Nice golf shit happening.

They got, you know, it seems like a festival every other week. Right. You know? Are you happy to be out of there for South by Southwest? No, actually, I'm going right back as soon as the day it starts. Really? Yeah. I'm doing West Nyack this weekend, and I'm going flying right now.

But, yeah, I just ignore that shit. Yeah. South by? Yeah. We were down there. People were like, are you guys staying? I was like, I didn't even realize it was this week. We didn't know what was happening.

The real thing is the race. I don't know what the name of it is, but when the F1, is it the F1 race? I was going to say, I think they do do an F1. Yeah, they do a big race down there. That's when it gets crazy. Dude, I was in Montreal. This was years and years ago, And F1 wasn't a thing. It was before the Netflix show.

And it was obviously a thing, but it was more of a European thing. And I was in Montreal for a Bruins-Canadians game. And I was at a bar beforehand just talking to the bartender. And it was like the next week was the F1 thing. And he was like, dude, we will sell more champagne in this province next weekend than we will the rest of the year combined. Jesus Christ. Dude, that's funny.

That's money, money. The F1 world is... Speaking of Montreal, how did JFL go out of business? Crazy, right? Dude, everybody, like, getting, you know, you get the nod for JFL, it's like a big deal and then they were just like, no, we're bankrupt. I know, it's like, they're not paying no fucking body.

Where's the money going? That we're bankrupt. I know. It's like, they're not paying no fucking body. They got the money going. Yeah. That's what I want to know. I mean, how, yeah, I mean, like, was it always, I know it was a big deal for comics to get the nod for that. Right. But were there a lot of people buying tickets? I never had, I've never gone, so I wasn't sure if it was like jammed out.

It seemed like it. I mean, I, you know, cause it's Canada, so I wasn't sure if it was jammed out. It seemed like it. I mean, because it's Canada, so I mean... I wonder if Skankfest took them out a little bit. The same people maybe buying tickets for that are now like, fuck that, we got a better one. Yeah, I mean, I think they... Maybe they spread too thin, because

it got to the point where there were three other JFLs in different other provinces, so it wasn't somewhere that everyone had to go to for the big one. They could just stay in their section of the country and wait for that one.

Tough look, though, when we're in this comedy golden era boom of podcasts and stand-up and somehow they're... Found them for bankruptcy. Yeah, like they had a head start and everything.

They dropped the baton on that one. It might be like a Trump bankruptcy. Like, are they not really broke? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, right, right. Could be one of those smart bankruptcies. Yeah, I'm trying to slide the ball. Yeah, like, they had a head start and everything. They dropped the baton on that one. It might be like a Trump bankruptcy. Like, they not really broke, but they did. Right, right, right. Could be one of those smart bankruptcies.

Yeah, I'm trying to slide this taxi. I hear that. I still don't quite get that, though. Like, it still is not a good sign. You know what I mean?

What, the bankruptcy? Yeah, like, I get that there's a chapter 11 and you can do it to pivot and get rid of your debt or whatever, but, like, if shit was going good,

you just wouldn't be fucking with this at all. You wouldn't be worried about it. So it's not a great sign. That's what I need to know. Like, how did that happen? Yeah. Because it didn't seem like they were struggling, you know.

But at the same time, the pandemic was a lot of years, you know, of not having it normally. Yeah. Yeah. But I still know some people who got it, like, last year. Yeah, I went last year. And they were like, this is a big thing. So it still mattered quite a bit. I went last year and it was cool.

It didn't seem like it was struggling at all. I know a lot of comics have that as kind of like a made it type moment. Maybe it was the French motherfuckers that ruined it. It always is. Probably, yeah. They call themselves the Cubaquois the Coubecois or something. It's like the- I had to bet.

The fucking French. Because they probably passed some kind of rule where like, oh, half of these motherfuckers got to be French. Yeah. Well, that's a big problem with, again, the Montreal Canadiens is they can't hire a coach that doesn't speak French. No way. So it like-

They're not allowed. Drastic. I think they technically are. What the fuck is- Wait, what? They're not allowed. I think they technically are. Wait, what? They're allowed, but like... It's like a team? I think it's kind of like

almost like a Yankee type thing. The fans really don't like it. If the Canadians have a coach who doesn't speak French... Like a revolt? Like the Canadians' official Twitter account tweets in French.

What a bunch of fucking losers. Yo, if you are a part of the Montreal Canadiens, you are a fucking loser. That shit is so gay. I'm so lucky to have the Montreal Canadiens in my life. Even at this age, in my sporting fandom,

I've kind of stopped hating teams. I'm from Boston, or from Massachusetts. The Patriots never really had rivals anymore by the end of that run. The Sox-Yankees stuff burned out. The only thing that... The Sox-Yankees stuff burned out? Oh, yeah. After 2004, it was never really the same.

Once the Red Sox won, and won a bunch of times, and the Yankees stopped winning, it just lost. The last few years, it's been two shitty franchises. I'm sure it'll never be like what it once was. winning. Yeah. It just lost. I mean, the last few years has been too shitty franchises. Like, yeah, I'm sure there'll be it'll never be like what it once was. There's still occasional

years where there's some years where the players and fans were fighting. Yeah. Like it was literal war. It was great.

In 04, before 04, the Sox would still beat the Patriots in ratings. That's where he won two Super Bowls. Sox would still do like a Tuesday day game against the fucking Rays would still do better numbers than the Px would still beat the Patriots in ratings. That's where he won two Super Bowls. The Sox would still do like a Tuesday day game against the fucking Rays,

would still do better numbers than the Pats would. That's nuts. And it's just kind of like. Well, y'all, but y'all, as a region, I don't want to hear y'all fucking crying. No, no, no. Fuck them, man. The Pats, the Sox, and the Bruins. And the Celtics won one.

And the Celtics. All four of them. To speak for the region, I think people are calling the region dead a little too early. The Bruins and the Celtics are still two of the best teams in their leagues. Yeah, we've been hearing that for a while, though. They got to win one. They got to win one. But I'm saying all this to say that the Montreal Canadiens fan base is so detestable.

Yeah, and it's actually – They're always going to be the most hated, biggest fucking losers it's a testament to their great work for that it's a testament to their fandom too like it influences their organization at such a high level that like they'll never they always have just these little fucking whiny little cunt players like their team always stays the same they're so fucking hateable and And it's like, all right, hell, this is the sports I remember. But imagine somebody being like, yeah, we won't hire a coach that doesn't have a Boston accent. That's such a stupid fucking thing to do. No, we want the best guy.

Particularly in hockey where, like, there's people speak, like, great players, great educators speak a million different languages. That's just a preference. It's not like it's a necessity at all. Nobody goes to France for the best anything. Other than like what's that one thing they do

where they cook shit in oil? They cook shit in its own fat? I know what you're talking about. You know what I'm talking about? They do it with the duck mostly. It's not confit, is it? Confit. Now, I'll go there for some confit.

They do that shit. I feel like their food is, they got pretty good food, right? French? Baguettes, right? They do French bread. It's the baking and some of the pastries. They killing on food. I mean, they shitting on England.

Their food is terrible. Yeah, England sucks. Bro, I went to England. I mean, they're shitting on England. Their food is terrible. Yeah, England sucks. Bro, I went to England. I was so hungover. I had to go to a soccer game, and I was like, I got to get some food in my stomach. And in retrospect, this was a dumb decision, but I was like, I need something. So I had a bowl of beans, which actually wasn't so bad for breakfast. See, this is why people don't know whether he's in shape or not, because he does things like, I had a bowl of beans.

But then I got to the field, and I was like, I still need more. So I got a hot dog. I was like, how you can't? What's a hot dog? It's fucking. It's all weird, right? Dude, I threw up. Hamburgers, hot dogs.

It was the most disgusting thing I've ever had. The meat is just wrong. It was great. It was terrible. Yeah, it's great. And they put the wrong condiments on everything. And it's like, how the fuck do you screw it up? It's like these motherfuckers,

they still using recipes from when the Germans had everybody stuck in their house. You know what I mean? Yeah, we don't have dudes anymore, man. And when I went, I went with Rogan. We went and did the O2 arena, I think it was, the O2. And that was my first time ever being over there. And I did not know the stereotype, you know?

So you just thought you were going to a regular place. Yeah, and usually whenever we go somewhere, we always eat a good meal somewhere, right? Yeah. And so we go. So wherever we are, this is supposed to be the top spot. Yeah. And I'm like, oh, shit, let me get some of that, whatever they got. Like, there's local shit.

Let me get a damn. Bangers and mash or fish and chips. Yeah, a blumpkin with gravy or whatever they call it. And it was gross and I was like this wasn't me being I wasn't primed to hate it because I didn't know the stereotype of their food was shit and I was like this is

I mean it wasn't like unedible but it was like this is not cuisine like if this is what represent your company you know like if you were in a steak in one of those contests and you set this shit up, and what's crazy is the irony of it all is that

the chef that goes around the world judging everybody is English. They need to make Gordon Ramsay the minister of something to fix that shit up. All their food is kind of like the cuisine version of khakis. We're like, it's not terrible.

It's not this, but it's not going to get anyone's attention either. No, it's war food. It's like survival. There's nothing else. We just need to eat. If you brought that to some troops that were sitting in the trench, they would be like, fuck yeah. Fucking hackers and mad. You serve this shit at a fancy restaurant?

Get out of here. Sitting next to anything else. I mean, look, there are some British restaurants here that have, I forget what they call them, pasties. Those are pretty much Hot Pockets. Yeah, right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's pretty good.

I mean, like, the British food here is better than the British food there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I'm trying to say. Like, and I don't know, just like start cooking, like look at other

fucking cuisines. Just do it better. You know what I mean? Bro, maybe that's how the Queen lived so long. I guess. Yeah, I feel like it's all spam. Like, right?

It's like ham and fucking weird weird meats they got bad teeth the whole thing is just that's why they killed princess diana she fucking snuck some seasoning in the castle yo i think they're killing the other one she's she's been missing megan markel no she's back she's back yeah that one picture or she's back yeah i don't know yeah that one picture was a little sus kate middleton has not been seen for like months and then they they said she went through like a Yeah. That one picture or she's back? Yeah. That one picture was a little sus. Kate Middleton has not been seen for like months. And then they said she went through like a medical procedure that she doesn't want to talk about. And then there was like a picture of her in a car. And a lot of people were like, that just doesn't look like her.

So something's going on over there. Yeah, but that doesn't matter to the succession, right? No. No. No. But something's up because like the other day william william skipped a funeral and there's another duchess who said she's like stepping away from her duties and i don't know i just feel like there's the prince andrew shit going on i

wonder if something if i think it's all that inbreeding they melt they've melted eventually it's got to catch up with them right it just starts like a house of cards it's gonna fall in eventually, man. Couldn't happen to a better fan. The sweet part would be if they needed making Margot's jeans to hold it all together. She's the answer. Yeah, like it's happened before, and they look back and go,

oh yeah, we had somebody fuck a black person to refuel the... Yeah, yeah. Restart the bloodliners and shit. It's like the dirty little secret. It turns out the secret to the Royals even yeah yeah restart the bloodliners dirty little secret it turns out the secret to the royals has been get out the script i'd rather like this negro's posture oh that would be i wouldn't be shocked will we even be shocked no nothing would shock me man nothing would shock me, man. Nothing would shock me.

Jordan Peebles was like, you guys didn't know? I was just like, yeah, I just took it. Yeah, that was based on a true fucking story, dude. I would have voted Obama for a third term. So wait a minute. So isn't the king sick too? The king, yeah. The king is about to kick the bucket.

Imagine dying that close to your mama dying. And you finally get king, and then it's like, bam, you got cancer. But you were telling me there's some guy who predicted that, right? No. Somebody was telling me it was, you know, one of these kind of like Nostradamus, like a modern day soothsayer, predictor, or whatever, and said something like, the king will have like a very short reign after. It was like to a T, like. You will inherit the crown from your mother

but die very quickly. You thought I was telling you what a modern day soothsayer said? I thought it was you. Because you know, before Elizabeth, actually I have a joke about this in the special, but before Elizabeth's father

was only king for 10 months, he dropped dead of a heart attack. Something's up. Something's up. Elizabeth's father was only king for 10 months. He dropped dead of a heart attack. Suss. Something's up. Something's up. I don't know. So maybe, I mean. She reigned for what, like 75 years? But that revitalized, because like their brand is off.

They need a young. They need the PR. Yeah, they need a king or queen that can like make a TikTok. You know what I mean? Dude, see, I disagree. No? You like to keep them like... Yeah, that's beneath them.

No, because the youth... I just mean the youth ain't on board. Like, all the... The youth is very anti-Royal Family. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's all the old bitter bitches that hope they can be a princess still. Yeah.

That love the Royal Family. But the young people are like, fuck them motherfuckers. Like, it's almost a British pastime to shit on the royal family yeah yeah yeah like you need you need a young hip like i'm not saying like i don't literally want the prince to be doing tiktok dances but i just mean somebody like understands the modern world yeah well they're also they're also pieces of shit like they need someone who's not like you can't be able to pull up a video of the princess twerking or whatever. But I think as a society, we need the villains.

It's good to have them not be relatable and likable. It's like Harvard. What if Harvard just got cool? We'd be like, fuck, that would suck. It's nice to be like, fuck Harvard, they suck. Oh, is Harvard the villains? I would think for the Kardashians. Are the Kardashians a Harvard?

No, no. The Kardashians are our royal family. Yeah, they're the American royal family, kind of. Well, yeah. But the royal family, they're villains because they're snobby and above you, but they're also hiding child predators and shit. And they also got to keep... They got to do all those war crimes

and then go, we're not in charge anymore. Right. But we're going to keep all the jewels. But we're going to get all the money. Right. Yeah, we're still going to get all the money somehow.

We don't actually do anything anymore, but you're still going to listen to everything we say and influence everything and we get all the money. I remember... I have no idea the truth of this, but in the Rob Delaney show, Catastrophe on Prime.

It's a great show. Yeah. He has a line where he hates the Royals, and he says that if you sold a single of the Royal Jewels, one of them, you could fund the nhs the national health services for like 50 years jesus and i almost appreciate that level of villainy we're not gonna go like it's just we like our pretty jewels no i'm all set i'm giving the nation health care for 50 years i'll hang on to it if you sold one of them but who would you sell it to another royal another fucking

monarchy the only people that really want it I mean it would have to be one of the like trillionaires it's gotta be like a musk or a fucking

or you would have to like sell it back to the country they stole it from yeah yeah I bet you give it back to the rightful fucking owners

Americans we can help you out with that we got a little experience there right a little jewelry reservation yeah you want us to with that. We got a little experience there. Right. A little jewelry reservation. Yeah, you want us to broker that deal?

Give us a shout. We got you. But you know what? The natives didn't have any jewels. Like, we ain't walking around with the hairdressers on. No, we just stole the fucking land, man. We did. We did do that.

Here's a bushel of fucking. Yeah, yeah. Y'all did. Yeah. You guys are clean. You got no blood on your hands. No, we totally were bushel of fucking... Yeah, yeah, yeah. It was y'all. Yeah. You guys are clean. You got no blood on your hands. No, we totally were not part of that. Bro, speaking of we, did you see... I forget Trump's guy.

Trump's got a black guy who... I don't know his name, but he's like one of... Is it the dude that got fired from ESPN? Jason... No, he's a politician. Jason Locke was fired from ESPN, Jason? No, he's a politician. Jason Locke was his name? No, Jason Whitlock.

Jason Whitlock. Fuck that guy. He's a politician. But he said the other day, I think they unearthed something he said, where he said black people not only shouldn't want reparations, they should pay them to white people for bringing them here. Well, here's a crazy thing that people don't understand. The slave owners got paid reparations.

The slave owners did? When slavery ended, if you owned slaves, they paid you for losing your property. No way. Yeah. Yeah, so it's not like, I mean, that shows how fucking stupid that guy is.

Not only should you, but you should pay them. Bro, I saw that quote this morning on a tweet, and I was like, that's the craziest thing I've ever read. Yeah. This country, our country is run by, like, I'm full of cynic mode. I feel like there's no saving it. I think if you're rooting for one of these fucking people, you're stupid. They're not on your side. You think because they blew a red that they that they believe all that shit they say they none of them don't give a fuck about you right they just

disagree on how best to fuck you yeah and it's been that way but now it's on full display because they're just like they'll play in your face you think there's no saving it no you think i've seen a lot of tweets about that where it's like this is like America's behaving exactly how empires behave at the end of their fall. Yeah, totally. Because you know why? We are reactionary in a time where we need to be proactive.

Because think about the actual biggest threat to America right now. It's not some other country, but it's the fact that... It's some other country, but it's the fact that... It's us. No, but it's the fact that AI is coming, and our whole economy

is set up for industrialization. Those jobs are already gone, and AI is about to take what's left. We're not preparing for that. I don't know what the answer is. I don't know if it's universal basic income or anything like that, but it's like we are going is. I don't know if it's universal basic income or anything like that. But it's like, we are going to not do anything about it until it's too late.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's the same way we do war. We're always preparing for the last war. Yeah. Yeah. When the Iraq war kicked off, we had Vietnam shit. We had all the shit left for jungle warfare. Now we training for urban warfare. Not ready for it, yeah. Yeah, we don't even know what the next thing is going to urban warfare and we don't know ready for it yeah

yeah we'll still we don't even know what the next thing is going to be when we don't listen to those people the the fact that there's not one person and i guess this probably is because they go into the private sector and make billions anybody who's really smart and and and and capable but like there's not one person that's inspiring or no you know and maybe maybe it's because i didn't maybe when you don't live through it and you just read it in textbooks and see it on tv and shit you think of these other presidents as like stately and they were inspiring and they represented the country well and maybe they were just scumbags too and and the people living in that time felt the same way but boy it certainly feels like there's not one person who can step up to be like that guy

reps us well if we if what if we just elected or what if we had to take a live iq test and we just elected the smartest one just pick the smartest fucking guy just yeah well uh soda soda and rogan had a funny conversation on the latest episode together where they said uh if if war was you just the the leaders had to fight each other yeah it would be a very different election you're not voting either of these motherfuckers in if they had to be able to win a fight oh yeah yeah i mean just a smart person a young person somebody who's like you know in inventing things and coming up with new systems i don't know it. There's got to be somebody that changes the game. There's got to be somebody who, like, you know, I know they say, like, RFK has the best independent, like,

polling numbers, like, ever or something, but it's still probably not enough to get it done. Doesn't matter. Can't talk. Yeah, honestly, that voice is not going to work. Until he fixes that voice, he's fucked. That's huge. It's just not going to work.

It's huge, man. It really matters it's like how we've I guess we have now after Trump I think I'd heard that we never had like a morbidly obese president

and I don't even know if Trump technically falls because he's so tall but like yeah you gotta look the part I don't know if that's true that's not true because Taft died in the tub

it's short but modern day it was Christie everybody's tall we never had someone as short as Christie but yeah but Taft wasn't as big as Christy.

Christy's fucking huge. Yeah, dude. Christy's also, it's the proportions, the fupa. Because you can be fat and kind of carry it different. When he came out in the baseball uniform that one time, I know the George Washington Bridge shit really fucked him, but to be honest, it was before that. It was when he's at the baseball game with the fupa.

It was over. He got that fucking despicable me body. You know what I'm saying? Motherfucker built like Kingpin. But, like, not one, like, God. I just can't believe there's not some smart, like, 40-year-old who's like, I do tech and I do this and I do that. But if you go back and watch, like, old, like,

I watched, like, All the President's Men recently. I love that movie. And every politician, they were saying the same exact things they're saying about these guys. Well, that's what I was wondering, yeah. But I'm thinking of like a JFK or something like that. What if JFK was Catholic? I know, that was a big deal.

What if we elected the hottest person? Oh, well now we're talking a little bit. Yeah, like you had to- Who would that be, though? I don't know. I think I would rather have none of these people. None of these people, bro. None of these people.

Obama would have gotten elected, though. It's amazing how you're almost not allowed to be hot and get into Congress. Is there one smoking hot Congress person ever? Because, again, you would just... Is she smoking hot, though? She's smoking hot. Well, in the world of politics, she's a fucking tent. She's relatively hot.

If I saw her out at night when she was a bartender, I'd be like, oh, fuck that girl. Oh, well, yeah. But I'm talking about somebody where you get a little – Yeah, like walk in the room, drop dead. Yeah. Well, that's what they say about D.C. D.C. is Hollywood for ugly people. Yeah, that makes sense.

That's true yeah but because think about it also when you're that fucking hot it's like do you want to go live this life of like public service thankless job polarizing fan you know all that shit or you can go be like a sugar baby or go be an actor or go be you know what i mean it's like i'm just gonna go do that awesome you're not allowed to be hot that's why nancy pelosi hid them titties from us for like 40 years nobody knew about them titties for all those years do you know nancy pelosi was at jfk's inauguration as an adult no she's ancient pelosi was she was uh i don't know if it was an intern or an aide or whatever she was but she she was 20 years old at JFK's inauguration.

Well, that's the other thing. See, I always wanted them to do like a fucking, like a Judge Dredd type deal. Like when you get into Congress, you got to give up all your shit. And then when you get out of Congress, they just send you out into the desert with like some food rations. Dude, that, PFT has put forth that idea before where whenever you're elected president, when your term is done, you'll be in jail the rest of your life. Because you've undoubtedly committed a million crimes.

Hey, bro, real talk. You know who could win? You know who could actually win and shake it up? And they would have to play it just right. And they would definitely probably have to go independent. But Brady could win. Brady independent. But Brady could win. Brady could win. He's got the white boat, the black boat.

He's got the sports boat. He's got the white boat, the black boat. He's got Boston. He's got seven Super Bowls. And listen, people are so crazy about Super Bowls. Because seven Super Bowls means I'm a winner. He's a leader of men, for sure. He'd be a great commander-in-chief.

He could start every debate off like that. Well, listen, besides winning seven Super Bowls... That time I was down 28-3. This reminds me of the Falcons Super Bowl. That's what America is. We're down. We're down. That's some Make America Great're down We're down At the house Yo

That's some Make America Great Again shit If Tom Brady ran With his His slogan was 28 to 3 And we're Like America's about to

Make the best comeback Oh yeah He would only lose He was only losing Georgia Dude he's He had to say Fairly early in his career Like

It was towards The end of his career But it was still Fair fairly early because he played for 10 more years. People started talking about what he was going to do next, and he was like, I'm never going into politics. Don't even make that clear. We might need him to step in. That's like some fucking gladiation. That's why it has to be you, Aurelius. A lady could run as a Republican, and we could get Kyle Shanahan to run as a Democrat.

The cabinet or whatever? Yeah. He'll definitely beat him. I would love to see Brady just hiring Belichick and all of his OCs and DCs or all of his guys. I mean, if the Patriots were the fucking White House, it probably would have been a better administration. Or straight up, Brady and LeBron. Yeah.

Brady with LeBron is running there. There's a ticket. That's everybody. That's the whole fucking world. And I would vote for them just without even knowing anything about how they would run the country. That's the thing. These people that are professional, I don't know anything about how they run the country. Yeah.

I don't know a fucking thing. Look, I know there's a website for Pelosi where you can follow her stocks. Yeah. And if you invest how she invests, you win. Yeah. So the bitch is cheating the system. And all of them are. But I think it's just, it's all corrupt.

It's all crooked. Dude, she. And if there was that website for Brady, guess what? We'd all be in trouble because we'd all have invested in FTX. He kind of skated on that one, right? He caught heat for a little bit and then it just... But like that... No, bro, because listen, we know.

We've established this before and I'm sure it's been said, but you get one major crime per Super Bowl. Per championship. He's got a lot more. Rob Busburger got two rapes Right Kobe slid on one Kobe slid for sure

Fucking Tiger Woods Slid Tiger Woods got nine more crimes Or whatever his record is Serena Williams could straight up Murder somebody Yeah She could straight up

Fucking bomb the rest of Gaza With her fucking Eleven or fifteen Right So I think Brady She could straight up fucking bomb the rest of Gaza with her fucking 11 or 15. Right? So I think Brady could slide on another crime. Plus, he just suggested he didn't commit the fraud. Yeah, he was just an advertiser. Yeah.

I don't know what the rules are there when it comes to your responsibility as an advertiser. I don't think you have to do much. Yeah, I don't know. They offered me money to do a commercial. I did. Oh, he was like a spokesperson? Yeah. But I just think it was like a lot of money,

so maybe there's... It actually wasn't, because I actually, because after he appeared in so many commercials, I was like, how much money did Brady lose to FTX? So I Googled it out of curiosity, and it was only like $25 million.

What he got or how much he lost? He lost. Yeah, it's funny. It's like, were you even using this? Well, he did, but that's a lot of fucking money. But not for him, bro. He signed it with his Fox deal. It's like a $500 million deal.

Oh, you know the other thing he slid on was, remember the kid had, was it a game ball? It was the game ball. It was a ball that meant a lot to Brady, and some kid got it. And Brady gave him like a jersey. Yes, and some kid got it. Oh. And Brady gave him, like, a jersey. Yes. And he gave him, like, some light shit. It was his, I think it was Mike Evans threw the ball

or handed off, like, his 500th touchdown pass or maybe his record-breaking touchdown pass, just handed it into the crowd. Right. And Brady was like, let me get that back. And, yeah, it was, like, not a lot. Yeah, he literally gave this motherfucker like a like a Price is Right

like you know like the box you would get if you did the Tonight Show he gave him like a little gift goodie bag goodie bag yeah yeah yeah he's like

give me I want season tickets that's why I've always said if I caught a ball it meant something I wouldn't be a douche bag I'd just give it back

or whatever but like I don't know that's a lottery get your fucking you know especially if I'm not a fan of your team something, I wouldn't be a douchebag and just give it back or whatever. That's a lottery ticket you're sitting on. Get your fucking... Especially if I'm not a fan of your team. Oh, that is fuck all.

But I don't know you. Also, come at me correct. Because it would be different if I pulled the ball off the field. It's not like a home run. I got this. He gave it to me.

He's the one that owe me. He boy fucked up. He gave me this. I left thinking it was mine. Now you want it back. But you coming to me with a jersey? Yeah, right. I was always the same way when I was younger. And I still am to an extent. But don't insult me. Give me a legitimate offer and I'll probably take a legitimate

offer. Yes. I would probably take a good offer. But if you come at me with a bad offer, now I'm coming at you with a fucking package. Especially if I don't live in that city. If I'm not a fan of you, I'm going right to Sotheby's and we're doing an auction. It would be hard. Yeah. Because if you pissed off Boston or somewhere, you couldn't really live there.

Remember the girl that snitched on, that fucked Edelman after the Super Bowl? Yeah. I think that bitch still can't go to no bar. Right? Like, the city just united. That's great. Dude, did you ever hear the Jermier Yager story of a very similar picture? No.

So, Yager, if you don't know, is a hockey legend. And he's still playing out in Czechoslovakia. He's, like, 50 years old. That's crazy. I didn't know he still played. And he got, you know, bed like 50 years old. That's crazy. I know he's still playing. He got bedded some young woman and

she took a very similar picture as Edelman. He's kind of rolled over. You can see his face a little bit. She took that picture and then DM'd it, texted it, whatever, to Jager and was like, if you don't give me $10,000 I'm going to post this picture online. And Jager said, I'll give a fuck. I was going to say. He's like, give me $10,000, I'm going to post this picture online. And Jagr said, I'll give a fuck.

I was going to say. He's like, give me your Twitter account. I'll fucking post it. I don't give a shit about that. Was he married and shit? No, I think he's been married. Jagr has always been a journeyman in basically every sense of his career. Well, he's a penguin, but he played for a lot of teams.

Also, you asking for dollars? Not even RuPaul's, bitch? Like the local currency? I don't know what it is in the Czech Republic. It's definitely not dollars. Ruples. I fucking hate it. I hate a greedy.

Have you seen people reacting to this? A lot of states now are pushing for mandatory paternity tests. Yo, I don't think that's a bad idea. No, it's a great idea. Yeah, okay. I was going to say, like just take the awkwardness out of it. You got to do it.

I think everybody should have mandatory paternity tests and mandatory prenups. Yeah, but have you watched, I agree, but have you watched, because I feel like if you meet a woman now, Google her name

and mandatory paternity test and see if she tweeted anything about it. Because if she's against it, because you can't really logically be against it unless you're a fucking snake ass. Right, right. So if she's taking some strong stance against it, do not trust her.

Yeah, yeah. That's bold to be like, this is crazy. Don't ever do this. Yeah, no, I mean, it's the same thing with the prenups. It's like if you are against this, at some point in your brain, you're thinking about taking my money. Oh, of course. Why would a paternity test bother you at all?

Because all the excuses are played out. But ain't we going to be forever? Look, bitch, you're not special. Your stats, you understand what I'm saying? Yeah. You want the power to destroy me later. That's it. Well, they also, you know, they gotta wield the power while they can.

Because it's diminishing. And listen, guys, here's the stats. And I got this, it's a dude I follow called, it's a dude I watch all the time called The Lead Attorney on YouTube. And he's a divorce attorney and all the time called The Lead Attorney on YouTube. He's a divorce attorney. He's always going over these divorce cases and shit.

People say, oh, well, those can get thrown out anyway. No, they can't. No, they can't. I learned from watching this motherfucker. They get thrown out if you don't do three. Most of the ones that get, like, name a major one that got thrown out. A major what? A major divorce prenup that got thrown out. It what a major like divorce uh a prenup that got thrown i was like dr dre and um bill gates or whatever it's like but all of them none of them neither of those people had an attorney drop their prenup right they did you have

a real they like agreed in the restaurant like on the back of a napkin it's like no have an attorney draw your shit up right and then also then it works. Also have her have an attorney. Right? Because three reasons they all get thrown out. One is that she says she didn't understand what she was reading.

Right? So you have her have an attorney you get an attorney they draw it up together. Also she knows that she's not being fucked. Right?

Also make her sign it six months before the wedding. Why is that? Because if you wait, because what a lot of times people do is they'll wait and wait and wait and wait. And if they sign it at the last minute, they can say they signed it under duress. That's another reason it gets thrown out.

So it's like, if you do those two things, wait a minute, there's one more. Oh, there's one more. Don't get married. Oh, right, right. Well, that's the other side. Don't fucking do it. Don't tie up all Oh, right. Well, that's the other side. Don't fucking do it. Don't tie up all your physical and financial assets. It's a bad deal.

It is a bad deal. If you had an attorney and you put – if you wrote out what marriage was in a contract and had an attorney look it over, he would be like, don't sign this. Yeah. my divorce lawyer does some YouTube shit too. And he was saying like, uh, the legal definition of a, uh, of like a, this is like, there's a word for it. Like this is a statistical loss.

Like this is, you know, like, uh, and you can't in good, like if you were doing business and you signed a business deal that had like these type of terms, you would be, uh,

it would be like, uh, like negligence almost. Like this is like, this is a reckless negligent business deal that had these type of terms, you would be like negligence. This is a reckless negligent business deal. You could be either prosecuted or whatever to your shareholders or your employees or whatever. If you applied that to marriage, it's the same thing.

Isn't there something nice to be doing reckless business deals? Well, that's where the line is. I didn't even smile. I'm like, no, dude. Fuck that. I've been part of a lot of reckless business deals in my day. Yeah, but listen.

The old saying is, hell have no fury like a woman's going. Yeah. There isn't nothing like that about men. It is the truest shit. Was that Shakespeare who wrote that? Or somebody else back in the day? I think that's Shakespeare. Whoever it was, it was a long...

What's that? It might be in the Bible. Yeah, whoever wrote it, it was a long fucking time ago, and it was true then, and it is true. Yeah. I mean, I don't understand why you would give someone the power to fucking fuck your life. Fuck you over.

Yeah. Yeah. So you getting married anytime soon? Fuck no. Do you believe in love? Yeah, I believe in love. Yeah, love and marriage are two very different things. Yeah, yeah.

No, I believe in love completely. Yeah. It's just a matter of like why tie it all up with all this shit. Yeah, but I think that whole shit has been corrupted where like people try to force it. You know, they try to, they convince themselves that what they have is love because they want love so bad. Or it's time to get married at this age,

this state in life. And I also don't, I don't believe in the one. No, that's fucking insane. No. That's another thing, my divorce lawyer said

whoever came up with the term soulmate, like all lawyers owe him, you know, owe him a cut. There's a lot of ones, there's a handful of ones out there. There's probably a million ones. You know what I mean?

As far as the world goes, 99.9% of people have just been lucky enough to find their one in their high school. Yeah, right. If you're thinking about, like, if your one is somewhere out there in the world, almost everyone met their one in the hometown. That's just not how it goes.

The world is a big place. You've never left, but you found the one. No, you just found a one. And at least half of them got it wrong. Yeah. Imagine being so – this is what really blows my mind. Dudes that get married again. I'm like, why are you in a rush to do it again?

I don't get that. That's another stat over 50% of marriages end in a divorce and then 75% of people who get divorced get remarried within 5 years that blows my mind that's crazy I do men tend to remarry a lot

I didn't realize it was 75% of all people that's crazy men I get why you get remarried tend to remarry a lot. I didn't realize it was like 75% of all people. That's crazy. Man, I get why you get remarried. Because I think as a guy, when you're without a woman, like, she's been taking care of everything. In my experience, the guys are like,

I don't know. Hey, man, hire an assistant. It's a lot less money. No matter what her salary is, it's a lot less than hers. Hire an assistant it's a lot less than her assistant pay her six figures have her take care of everything but i think are you just gonna be bachelor for life you think i don't because i do think i'm not gonna do that i i do understand it's like uh in the departed when baldwin's like you gotta get married it lets people know you're not gay it lets people know you're not a weirdo like if you are if you are a bachelor for life and you live the bachelor life it's i get it but if you're just alone you kind of it's kind of like wait bachelor

meaning unmarried yeah but also like if you so if you're unmarried and it's like i travel the world i'm a comedian so i'm always on stage i i i'm on my yacht i'm doing all these things that like then it's like okay you are uh you're you're living your best like single life because marriage kind of takes away from a lot of that. But if you're not living that grand life and you're just like alone and kind of a weirdo. That seems lonely. Yeah, that's where it's like I just go home and I sit alone on my couch. It's like, well, you could just find a partner and do it. You know what I mean?

You're not going to live long if you do that. You're going to blow your brains out. Yeah, that's – I think eventually you need somebody to yeah but but yeah i think you gotta because i would love to come home to like some peaceful shit going on yeah yeah you find you find the right woman who's like you know good for you and i think it's i think it's a very strange thing that like biologically you know guys are like fuck everything and spread your seed and and and all that but there is something about like having a woman who holds you down yeah eventually

and emotionally you know where you want to settle down yeah but you ever gotten a siri or an alexa bro you walk into a house music's already playing doesn't matter if anyone's there it's amazing i stay at this hotel in boston where they always have the radio playing when you get in just music's already playing, doesn't matter if anyone's there. It's amazing. It did. It did. I stay at this hotel in Boston where they always have the radio playing when you get in. Somebody greets you

and the song greets you and you like it, you jam it. I'm never happier than when I walk into the hotel room at the Lennox Hotel. I just need a,

he's like, I need an air diffuser and Alexa and a bowl of beans. Dude, I walk in, I'm like, oh,

this is living right now, dude. Dude, I saw somebody, a woman just married the first hologram. Well, see. She was sitting, I don't know what this exactly was. It looked like some true futuristic shit. She was sitting on the couch.

She was sitting like Indian style, eating fucking, like having, you know, like ice cream, watching a movie. And there was a dude, like a whole ass hologram, sitting there, her and she said something like oh this is so delicious like you wouldn't know about that that's that's for humans but like you wouldn't know and he was like yeah whatever but like just talking to her and that's so rude yeah you fucking wish you could have this and and she apparently legally married let me see how's that not in America right she's in like Holland or some shit um yeah what's what's

cause it was a woman that was the thing too it was like cause in Japan they've been marrying like sex robots and shit for a while now but there was

when you say legally you mean like legally legally or is this like we sent out an email to our friend yeah no it's let me see

like the hologram gets all her stuff yeah the hologram's like, no fucking prenup. I'll sign it two months before the wedding. This is it. Meet Spanish artist Alicia Framus, the first woman to marry a hologram. And if you look at this, he's just like a hologram sitting next to her.

Yeah, but it's not like... But once you said artist... But how she make... She's doing a thing, yeah. How she making money? She an you said artists, I was like, how is she doing a thing? How is she making money? She's an artist. Right, right. Like somehow, someway.

The multiple disciplinary artist from Barcelona will be the first woman to marry a hologram generated by AI in a ceremony that will take place this summer. Imagine a partner who's always there when you need them, blah, blah, blah. It gives them a romantic connection. I mean – Bro, living with an AI, I'm kind of – Dude, it looks like a ghost. Like, it's this guy floating around with her. But I – you had said earlier, Brian, that AI is coming.

And I tend to be more like, we'll figure it out. I'm kind of one of those, which isn't – I'm not arguing you should be. But with every technology, I feel like we're always a little scared. We're always terrified. Like, this is the end of the world. And then we figure it out like i'm kind of one of those which isn't i'm not arguing you should be but like with every technology i feel like we're always a little scared we're always terrified like this is the end of the world and then we figure it out a little bit yeah but like i still wouldn't go about living with one that's like uh yeah that you're asking you're flying a little too it's like it's like yeah like i got a monkey and like the monkey ripped my face off yeah yeah eventually it's gonna go south this is a um and the name is alex but like-I-L-X is like the name and it's she created it from profiles of her past

relationships yeah but all those people left her yeah everything that didn't go great right I want to make an artistic documentary there it is so she's gonna make a movie or some shit out of it but I will say I do think

how does A-I-L-X fuck you well so that's I think So she's going to make a movie or some shit out of it. But I will say, I do think... How does AI-ics fuck you? Well, so that's, I think, there's going to be some level of like, I have a fuck robot at home, and I have an AI type of thing that talks to me. And I can see some people being like, I'm just going to, yeah, put that together, and I'm good. No one normal will like that. No normal human being there's a lot yeah no but there's a lot of fucking not normal people out there yeah people

said the same shit about remember when when cell phone cameras became a thing yes and people like people aren't gonna want pictures of everything video and everything and it's like people don't get raised in that yeah yeah because imagine imagine being on the way home you had a hard day working you go uh and you go hey i want you to be a dirty slut when i walk in the door some robot that just gives you sloppy top and then like and then like tells you cool facts about stuff once once they have the point where you where you can't tell the difference you know and you and a robot just gonna do whatever you want and they don't care how ugly you are. They don't care how you smell. They don't care what you do.

They're not going to get mad at you because you left some shit out. Yeah, they're always in the mood. And obviously, like, for it to be realistic, you know, you'd have to make it like 10% bitchy or whatever. Sometimes you give me attitude. Yeah, sometimes she's like, I don't want to. You can turn me down for sex like every now and then. Right, right, right. Make it count, you know.

I'm not saying normal people would like marry them but i could see like if you tried to try it and failed or you couldn't find somebody there's a lot of ugly and fat and undesirable people but but all of a sudden you could just be like this thing makes me come and also now i can like kind of talk to it or learn or whatever okay but like don't we always talk about how like male sex toys aren't super popular like no one really like isn't this just like a weirder version of that i but again i think i that's got to get normalized at some point you said male sex toys aren't super popular right like i like i don't i think if a girl finds out you have like a blowjob machine you're a fucking

sexual deviant really you don't think so you think like a girl can have a fucking jackhammer 2000 and you're like that's cool if a girl walks in your bedroom and sees like a device that sucks your dick she's gonna be like that's fucking weird you just gotta like a big rubber fucking doll ATM receipt beside it put your balance on it yeah you're right I mean but but again I mean

I'm talking about when it gets to the point where it's replacing yeah like when when you can't tell when you can

when the skin feels right and the eyes are right and the voice is right and you can't tell at all until they like power down yeah some like iRobot shit

like you know you open up their skin and there's fucking... Just for me. That makes it even weirder, I think. That's coming. The fact that I can't tell. That's a long time out, though.

You think so? You don't think that we'll be able to tell the difference between... If you're having sex with something, you'll be indiscernible. I think that's a long time. Think about it like this. There's some new program that's coming out now. I fucking forget the name of it. I heard Duncan Trussell talking about it in the green room.

But it's the same program that Tyler Perry saw and stopped building his billion dollar movie studio. Oh, really? Yeah, it was like, a lot of people are going to lose their jobs. Really? Yeah, because you could literally just tell it to make a movie. You could just tell it anything. And then it fucks something up. You're going to know.

Like, make a scene of somebody walking down the street in Tokyo. And make them sad. Give them big titties. And so imagine when you can. My point is, material technology is the only barrier. Yeah. The way it's saying and all that shit, that's already a rap. Because all it has to do is study pornos

like that thing watched all these movies yo ChatGBT is like just watched all the chats and shit all it's gotta do is watch all the pornos

we know what they want watch all the romcoms fucking spy watch all the government spy tapes on people I think it would probably be a better a better world

if you just all married if nobody needed anybody and you were just like you go to your robot I go to my robot and we like hang out when we need to I think it would probably be a better world if you just all married robots. If nobody needed anybody. You were just like, you go to your robot, I go to my robot, and we hang out when we need to. And just to keep the population up, they assign... We're getting into some dystopian shit right here. That's called breeding, bro. That's a little bit weird.

You, turn out children. Yeah, you're right about that. Yeah, the Catholic Church will make it illegal. It's a sin to fuck a computer. Let me ask you, so when Rogan gives you the call or whatever, right? He particularly seems to have taken a real liking to you that's a hell of a transition yeah well i was thinking you know rogan would love to talk about all this shit too i'm sure rogan's got the drop on all these fucking robots and probably has you know some guy on his ranch developing all this shit already right but but um like he seems to have really taken a liking

to you and your work and podcasting or whatever like and then you're just kind of like in that world you're like in that crew yeah like it's just uh i mean it's like it probably just totally transforms your life right oh yeah completely crazy yeah for sure i mean you're just like i'm gonna move here because what it really did is i'm just always around great comics they're always dropping jewels on you ron that always dropping jewels on you. Ron White always dropping jewels. You know, and that kind of shit. But also, it gave me the power to say no to more things.

And that's really your, in this business, that's really your power. All the things you have to do are... Let me rephrase that. The more things you can say no to you know you can get to doing more of what you want to do yeah you know i mean yep and you never can do that like you have to do all a bunch of shit you don't want to do before you can even think about doing what you

want to do yeah and and it kind of just cut most of that out like what are you talking about like like gigs you don't want to do and like interviews you don't want to do and shit like that? Right, like little dumb shit where it's like stuff where I had to say yes to everything because there's a point in the beginning

where you got to do everything and then finally I was like, hey man, I'm only doing what I want because I can stay, you know, I stay in Austin

and I can make decent money in Austin and I can just do the gigs I want and I mean, I still got to do some things that I don't want to do. But my point is, it just opened more of that up to me. It made me realize that like. Basically gives you your freedom.

Yeah. And then I'm always around people that have been where I am. And they're like, you're going to be fine. Like, don't do that shit. Yeah. Fuck it. Buy that car. Fuck it.

You don't even know what's gonna happen next year just do it you know well i was even thinking beyond comedy just being in that room where it's like if you if you just start to surround yourself with people who are in every industry smart capable have gone through the fire made the mistakes if you're around those people and like learning and they take a liking to you and all that like you're gonna be good you know yeah now it's a matter of how you know do you turn it into a billion dollars or you just end up you're having a good career whatever it is but like if you're in that realm with those people and these places talking about these things you're good yeah if you've got that opportunity

because that's the thing if you get the if you get the opportunity that i got and you don't succeed it's it's because of you right right you fucked up yeah or you don't succeed, it's because of you. Right, right. You fucked up. Or you don't have the chops or whatever it is. Yeah, it's like literally like, yeah, it just put everything on fast mode because the mothership is like this cooking pot where it's like, you really got to kind of bring it

on a nightly basis. Yeah, you can't slow down. Iron sharpens iron type shit. Yeah, yeah. I mean, everyone's gotten better. Yeah. And I'm not saying that can't happen somewhere else, but I have so much fun. I laugh so much in that green room.

I feel bad for it because it's very exclusive. I was going to say, I've heard if you're a top comic, that green room is awesome. And if you're on your way up, it's a little bit intimidating and you've got to earn it. No, no, no. But it is... It's... Yeah. It's a cool place for me.

I was watching... I don't know how to pronounce the last name. Jesse Itzler or Itzler. He's an entrepreneur. Cocoa water. Coconut water was his main thing. He's married to the girl who made spanks so they're like this power couple and he was saying a little bit similar to what you were saying is uh when he made it was when he said started saying no to shit that he was like like the 15 minute meeting that you like hey can hey, can I get 15 minutes of your time?

I want to like run through this thing. Like, no. And he was like – you do that like five times a day, seven days a week, 365 days a year. And like all of a sudden, you lose like a work week. Yeah. A whole fucking week of shit of just like doing dumb conversations and FaceTime meetings and things that were just like totally a waste of time that at one point in your life and in your career you are like i gotta do that or i should do that and then eventually you have the confidence to be like that's always time yeah don't need to do that i shouldn't be doing that and you shouldn't either you know and the thing is like i never wanted to do that yeah yeah you

know right and then right and also realize that i never needed to do it right yeah so because i that's the other thing too is like i feel like it's the fear part that gets you like so much of show business runs on fear of like they create this scarcity to convince you that you must that talent is replaceable and that whatever they do is rare but that's not true it's like they i mean they have the money but a lot of people have money it's like you are the thing that is necessary. You're the secret ingredient. But they convinced all the talent that go away any moment.

And that's how they get you to do. That's everything. That's music labels and the streaming services and all of that. That's how you sign those shitty contracts. You owe me for life. It's like you didn't make any money off any of your albums. It's like, yeah, because I didn't have money when they found me. Right, right.

There are top-notch music producers and musical acts that are like, I just started getting paid because, you know. It's wild. You're like, wait a minute, Jay-Z just brought... You know what? It was almost like that feeling of... Remember when you heard that Obama paid off his student loans on his second time? Yeah.

You know what I mean? What? That's wild. Yeah. Right? heard that obama paid off his student loans like on his second time yeah i also heard that like if you sign in the music industry it's like you know let's say that you do like a five album deal or something like that but if all of your songs are like you know you wrote some of it i wrote some of he wrote some she wrote some of it. So that song isn't just your song. That's one-tenth of a song. So you've got to do like ten of those to create one song and then do ten of those to create a ten-song album, and that's one album, and then you've got to do ten albums. So you've got to make hundreds of tracks to just get out of your first contract,

and it's like, man. And they just look you right in your face and say, yep. Yeah, I'm one of those people, like, I can't be trapped like that i would i would i would probably kill somebody yeah or i would i would yeah i would burn it down i'd be like i don't know i'll fake my death and come back as somebody else like i am not making music for you whatever the artist formerly known as yeah i think they probably nipped that shit in the bud i'm sure they figured out a way yeah man this is a bunch of schemas and scammers but i think that shit is all going away all that shit seems like it's dying man it's a bunch of schemas and scammers but I think that shit is all going away all that shit

seems like it's dying yeah it's slowly I mean those guys are hanging on for dear life if you're a middle man but the internet and you know things like comedy

people who can or you know anybody who's an influencer you can just do it yourself it's like I don't need the label I don't need they can still

some people might need them but a lot more people don't have they wasted the Me Too movement all they got was Weinstein It was just one motherfucker Being creepy

Like women can't They don't hold it down If I was women I'd have put my foot On that motherfucking gas I'm getting everybody Up out of here That is true

He kind of is the only person That like Yeah that's why Nobody defended him It was like yeah yeah yeah yeah, yeah, yeah. Let him take the ball. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, sure the fuck was.

You know? It's never just one person being creepy. Right. No. Hell no. You know there was guys who were laying their head down at night going, please not my day. Please not my day. Oh, yeah.

That's what trips me out about like... I was just talking to some comics about this last night That's what trips me out About like I was just talking To some comics About this last night But it trips me out Like it's this new thing now And it's especially Blown up since The Cat Williams interview

But people really believe That like You gotta do some gay shit To make it in Hollywood Yeah Yeah And it's like Hey

That's Hollywood's like prison It's like If you doing gay shit It's cause you wanted to Cause It's not, hey, that's, Hollywood's like prison. It's like, if you doing gay shit, it's because you wanted to. It's not really like that, yeah. Gay shit is not that valuable. Yeah. Like, on the sexual shit, it's like, you think, because it's like, it's not enough for it to be a gay guy.

It has to be a straight guy that they may do some gay shit to give him a career. So you think that a blowjob from a first time sucker is worth a career? When the models that were fucking Harvey Weinstein got A-roll? You get a whole career from a toothy blowjob? Yeah, you think a toothy

blowjob is equivalent to some model pussy. It doesn't make any sense. What did you think of that Cat Williams interview? Oh, it was great. Yeah, man. I thought it was hilarious, but the downside is that it made it, because here's the thing. It's like, you're not Cat Williams, right?

Like, he's known for being hilarious. And he did that interview just to clear the air. But he's hilarious. That's what he is. And there's a lot of motherfuckers that's not known for nothing that think that being controversial is their ticket. Yeah. So it sparked this whole... Call out shit.

Yeah, this whole movement of like calling people out or whatever. And it's like your grievances are not as deep and they're not as funny. Right. Yeah, his, you could tell, was like 30 years of like. Right. And it just exploded, you know. And then guess what? He did one more podcast and then he never brought it up again.

Yeah. Because he's not, he doesn't need to be controversial. He's just going to go back to what he was doing. Right. And so there's some of these people out here that's like, oh shit,

now I can get it. You know, now everybody they interview, they're like, so why did you almost kill, you know, such and such? Didn't somebody steal money from you?

You know, they're trying to like, get, recreate that. Right, I mean, well they see, he's got like 65 million views

or whatever the fuck it is like let's do that it's like yeah that's not it has to come from a guy like him who has the receipts the stories the the stature right like get good don't try to be it's like don't so many people now want to be famous and they don't care what they get famous for but what you what you got to understand is whatever you get famous for, you got to keep doing that. You know what I mean? Yeah. Make it count.

Yeah. It's like nobody wants, you know, nobody, that's why nobody wants to see fucking Steph Curry's wife's recipes. It's like you didn't get famous for cooking. You got famous for being Steph Curry's wife. Right. You got to keep doing that. Do more of that.

Yeah. Divorce Steph Curry and you ain't going to be cooking a motherfucking thing. You know what I mean mean It's the same thing It's like nobody wants To see your other talent Yeah Yeah So it's like

It's so true A lot of people fall in that trap Where they think Oh you know I'll fall down And then people will watch my comedy Like I'll be the guy That gets hit by cars

And then You gotta keep getting hit by cars Yeah And then everyone will read My script It's like Nah that's not how it works Nah you don't dude Nah Well everything you're doing You got to keep getting hit by cars. And then everyone will read my script. It's like, no, that's not how it works. Well, everything you're doing seems to be working, man. Fingers crossed.

I don't know what the reaction to the special is going to be. I can't wait to see it. Are you nervous? I'm surprised. I feel like you would be supremely confident in this. No, I'm only supremely confident on stage. Yeah. The rest of my life is in shambles.

But this is you on stage, brother. Yeah, yeah. But you know what it is, man? Honestly, the anxiety comes from the fact that I'm so used to getting instant feedback. Yeah. And this has been a lot of delays and all this other stuff. And so I'm just not used to getting instant feedback and this has been a lot of delays and all this other stuff

and obviously it's not my first thing that I've ever filmed but it is the first thing that I'm completely responsible for I chose, I made all the decisions and so I just I don't know, it's an unknown it's a big unknown but I think it's going to be done I think it's going to smash dude, you're one of the funniest guys out there you got a great brain, you think unknown. But I think it's going to smash. I think it's going to smash, dude. You're one of the funniest guys out there.

You got a great brain. You think very uniquely. I think it's going to be a big hit, man. Yeah, I hope so. I like that screener, by the way. Send that over. Oh, yeah. I got you.

I got you. I got you. Actually, I'm going to do it right now. All right. Thank you. So it comes out March 19th on Netflix. March 19th, Netflix. Reserve that motherfucker right now.

Any tour dates or anything like that Going on right now Yep I'm in West Nyack Right now God damn See I'm such a rookie I should have Had this shit pulled up Nah well you know

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