KFC Radio - Frankie and Trent Want to Create a Barstool Golf Course - Inside Barstool

Episode Date: February 13, 2023

Timecodes: 00:00 The Night Before 05:13 Seeing YP 09:53 D*ck snatching genie 15:44 Frankie can't ride a bike 22:06 Success only makes you less happy 25:45 we might snatch Frankie up for KFC Radio 29:45 rubbing tits 40:36 16 year old bday party 43:56 Where is Foreplay headed? ++++++++++++++++++++ Gametime: Download the Gametime app or go to gametime.co, enter your email, and redeem code KFC for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply) Factor: Go to factormeals.com/kfc50 and use code KFC50 to get 50% off your first box +++++++++++++++++++++You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I said I would have made the lollipop noise on the stiletto. As it comes out, it's like... Like the Tootsie Roll Owl. One! Two! Three!

I lost that. Three! Three! Are you ready? One. Two. Three. I lost that one. Three. Three. Three. They only have, it's a newscast related, and they only have the audio of it. And it starts regular, and she keeps her same tone, and it gets darker and darker and darker,

and then she shoots herself. What? I don't think I've ever seen that. Yeah. I don't remember the specifics of it. I just remember it was only the audio and they're like on. She's doing her nightly report. And at one point it switches and she starts to talk crazy.

Oh, on the news? On the news she does it. Yeah, yeah. And they have the audio and then it's just bang. Yeah. That's, um... Nick Swardson has a joke like that

where he's talking about... Where he's just like, who farted? Boom. And then everybody's like, what did he say? He said, who farted? It's like, just throw people for a loop, say something random right before you do it. What? What'd he say? I ordered a beer burger, medium rare. Do you know, this is way back in the day.

This is before we had to be good people at Barstool Sports. Before we had to be good people. When we could sit back, we could say whatever we wanted. Got it. And I tried to get, not tried, but I put the idea out there. Oh, yeah. We'll be the judge of your intent. For a mass suicide

campaign in New England over deflating, and I said I said, I believe my exact line was, I'm not encouraging anyone to kill themselves, but if you were going to, put it's Goodell's fault in the note. Do it on its own.

If you're going to do it anyway, just do it. Throw it at the bottom. Did you imagine that there was some fucking kid out there who fucking You can't do it anyway. Just do a favor. Throw it at the bottom. Could you imagine? Could you imagine that there was even, there was some fucking kid out there who fucking was in the middle of writing like a heartfelt suicide note and then just switched over and there were some parents

who had no idea why and they just open up a fucking little letter and it says, because the balls don't deflate and the PSI wouldn't be possible. It's all because of Roger. NRV6 or whatever it is. It wasn't a throwaway line in the block.

It was the whole block. If you're going to kill yourself playing Roger, it's the best. DevNest probably took that one. You know what? Man, I wonder. I think about that a lot. I remember when the DevNest probably took that one. You know what? Man, I wonder. I think about that a lot. I remember when the DevNest first deleted everything.

I was so upset because... Are we recording this? Yeah, yeah, this is it, bro. This is the podcast. Pick up your mic, you little slut. We've seen no chance. Wow. We're doing it.

We're doing it. I thought you... I was like, Frank is being very casual. They're good mics, but I don't think He's picking it up On your lap He's holding on For the Arba Dwyer part I know He's been going

I know Was that Arba Dwyer We've been recording For the last like half hour What else did we say Because I was about To say something Like really bad

Go ahead We'll delete it We'll delete it If it's really bad We'll delete it I can't We'll beep it I'll tell you later Just say it I can't Why not Because it was bad It's If it's really bad, we'll delete it. I can't. We'll beep it. I'll tell you later. Just say it.

I can't. Why not? Because it was bad. It's bad. It's all bad. I'm not doing that. I promise you I'm going to get you to say this by the end of the show. No, no, no. I can't because I can't. I can't because I can't. You'll find out later why. Frankie last night was just a drunk little pervert.

It was so great, Trent. Last night was so goddamn funny. It was so funny. It was like everything you strive to capture on a podcast or content or a Friday Night Pints type of show, it was that. And it works because you're not recording. It's just like natural. But I was like, God damn it, if this was the show,

if someone could make a show like this. Because you're like, let's make a show where it's a bunch of guys hanging out together. But it's not it. It's different. And last night was the real deal. So I listened to your guys' burn episode, the recap, which was great. And the stiletto thing, legitimately the hardest I've laughed in a very long time. I was just like, oh, they're at this banana place.

How crazy can it get? And then turned you around, put it in your mouth. That was great just like, Oh, what? You know, it's there at this banana place. How crazy can it get? And then turned you around, put it in your mouth. That was great. Oh, it can get crazy. But the, you guys said that Bert has started doing this or I think Bert did where he

records in his pocket, which I hate. I hate that. Well, like you, I get what you're saying. Like where it's cool. You want to recapture these moments where it's like,

man, I wish we were recording. And when you have it in your pocket, you are, but it's, it's a little too much. Like you were recording. And when you have it in your pocket, you are. But I think you fell on the side, John, where it's like it's a little too much. You're going to be able to use 2% of it. The rest of it you would have to move to Antarctica.

Yeah, well, that's why you got to do it with people you trust. I'll let Nick run it, and that's about it. Not even any of you motherfuckers. I would not trust myself with that i wouldn't trust myself i wouldn't trust you guys because if something funny enough happens

like the way i'm gonna get frankie to say whatever horrible thing i'm like yo we gotta put that out we gotta put that out like when we're golfing we're we always have a mic on us and we have the gopro and i'm just like that's six hours outside and like your pat you don't know what the fuck you're saying i look at him i'm like the stuff you have on that if they just have a secret file like we're fucked yeah no totally that's illegal there are no yeah that's the court of public opinion doesn't matter if it's legal against us i saw yp at a bar uh in florida oh yeah really how's that fat ass of his he was fucking he looked good yeah yeah he's just's just classic. He couldn't believe he was looking at me. He did that thing where he was touching my face.

Bro, no way! Grabbing, touching my face. He's like a puppy dog. I can't believe it. He's like a blind guy who's not blind. Is that you? I miss being able to impress him with the slightest thing.

You know what I mean? He'd walk into the office with something and thing. You know what I mean? Yeah. He'd walk into the office with something, and he'd be like, no way, dude. He was just having a new shirt on. He was also fun to wrestle with. He's a puppy dog. My people are having a puppy dog in the office. Yeah, I'd say the wrestling has gone down 100%. He had a funny viewpoint on what barstool is when you're on the outside.

He's like, when you're in it, you're like, this is super important and everything we're doing makes sense. And then you're just removed from it for a couple years and then you turn on YouTube or Twitter and you see what you guys are actually doing and it's like fucking, he's like, it's just fucking gay. He's like, it's super. It is 100%. That's everyone.

Everyone. Everyone's the star of their own show and lives in their own world. This is important. And they're like, dude, someone might watch

half a second of this clip. Right. It matters that we say in a podcast that someone listens to. They just are in the car or working out or whatever and they don't listen to anything we say.

It's just our dumb gay voices in the background. We spend all of our time talking about how do we get this video? How do we get the... People are watching for 18 minutes. How do we get them watching for 25? And they just scroll. They don't give a fuck.

They don't give a fuck, man. They don't give a fuck. I think about that. Sometimes when I'm like... When I know I crushed a joke on the podcast or something like that, I'm like, that was... Or even a good story. I'm like, i know i crushed a joke on the podcast something like that i'm like that was or even like a good story i'm like that was unbelievable

and like some dude was half listening while he ate his lunch yeah yeah like that's my life like doesn't remember it at all yeah it's been a minute since um i feel like we had frankie on we had trent on but i haven't seen you guys together really i feel like when one of you was around the other one wasn't or i don't know I guess you guys that's probably not true you're traveling together all the time but I just feel like we haven't had like a good Trent and Frankie session in a while yeah we do I mean we're not in the office as much and then we yeah when we travel we're obviously together but yeah we're just kind of when one of us is in the office it seems like the other guy isn't I don't know why he hasn't killed me yet last like a year of traveling

it's gonna be a lot to do with traveling he he's not i think it's i feel like it's good comedic relief it's it's good we it's he's an easy guy to travel with in some respects but then in some respects he's really not like when you high maintenance shit just driving a car i would say is number one yeah when i drive a car he is the worst shotgun driver of all people now have the yips with me though like like fucking brendan was like i'm a great driver he drove on the wrong side of the road so i'm like is that my overreaction or did you turn on the wrong way barking out orders so we were in la and we were in la traffic and we were just trying to get back because we were filming this thing and we were running a little bit late, but we got just stuck in LA traffic.

And I was just sitting in traffic, I thought, normally. And we'd been behind an 18-wheeler. It might have been even just a U-Haul or something. And we'd been behind it for 25, 30 minutes. And Frankie goes, does it bother you at all that we've been behind this thing for 20 minutes? And I was like, it didn't even register in my brain that he was like i just i like to see over the traffic and see kind of what the landscape i'm like it looks the same look behind us look to our left look to our right it all looks the same i was

going insane i'm like how are you content with just driving behind this 18 wheel for what if on the other side of that was a fucking right we lane? The depth perception thing. Don't you want to just drive? We weren't going anywhere. Yeah. It wasn't dead stopping. We're in the traffic that people talk about as the worst traffic. That moment didn't feel dead stopped. Dude, it was.

Fight to ask me which way I'd want to get fucked last night. Which way would you want to get fucked? I said ankles to ears. Here's the question. I said ankles to ears. You got to get the full detail. Let me know. Okay.

This is a classic one. Just when you think you've done everything. We said this the other day. You get a bunch of guys together. Yeah. And they start talking. You will repackage it, repurpose it, tell it this way, tell it that way. Go up up go down

go left go right it's all just ways to talk about would you suck a dick or would you fuck it gets there eventually

all rows just lead to like sucking dick 100% so the question is we've got a magical genie he is a dick snatching genie he takes your dick away he gives you a pussy

in replace in replacement and he says you will get your dick back once you get fucked. Okay. Who are you picking to fuck you? Oh, wow.

And how do you want to get fucked? And this is much like when Feidelberg answered very specifically the Timothee Chalamet. You know that one? Oh, yeah. That's one of my favorite clips ever.

My question was a very broad one and he answered very specifically. I was asking, my question was, if you had the pussy for a day, would you want to have good sex? Because it's like, hey, you might as well be good, right? Yeah. But then what if you like it too much and you wish you still had a pussy instead of a dick or still you want a bad sex?

So it's like, just get this over with. Give me my dick back. I was looking for that. Right. Frankie, I tell him the details. I'm like, so there's a genie and he's looking at me like this. Yeah. I'm ready, baby. And then I go, so how would you want to get fucked?

He goes, ankles to ears No hesitation He knew the question That's what Kevin said We're making fun of you, but Kevin said I want to be one of those girls who walks around being like I'm sore But then I came all the way around.

I was like, what if I like that too much? And now I, now my pussy's gone. I can't, so I was like, I want the bad sex to get me in and out. Oh yeah.

I want it to be as like, I want to be as disassociated with it. We're like their heads, like right over their pussy. Like they're just like, they're like looking at it. The full Nelson. What's the,

the pile driver. Where you got to get? Just roll me into a ball, dude. Roll me into a fucking ball. You got to be really good at squats to do that. I wanted to hit my spine. I want to have scoliosis, dude. You know?

I swear I'm not kidding. You know what is crazy? This is what I want. When they're so folded up that you pull out and it's like a facial while coming on the pussy at the same time it's just what I want it's funny because this was we had talked about

on the golf course about and then he brought on this show about sucking dicks for a thousand dollars he was like oh I could just it would be a day job i'd wake up i'd suck a dick make a thousand bucks like that's kind of sexualize it and i and i was just saying like you do you do him like you bro you might just be gay and that's fine it doesn't matter and then it's hard to argue against someone who's saying like i would suck a bunch of dicks every day and i'm trying to argue that he's gay and he's like no, not. It's like those things do not equate.

It's hard to argue with. You can't say that you would willingly suck a bunch of dicks every day and not think you're gay. Right. But if you desexualize it, it's a money thing. Yeah. How about this? I gag brushing my teeth every morning.

I fucking, uh, somebody, there's like suntan lotion in the house. Yeah. I'm going to get cooked. My legs are on fire already. Yeah. Um, How about this?

So someone's attacking me and my life's on the line and I fucking shoot you in the face with a gun and I kill you. Am I a murderer? I mean, I pulled the trigger, right? And I killed you, but the circumstances say otherwise.

This man is just sucking dick for money. That's a great call. That doesn't make him gay. He's a dick mercenary. He's a dick murderer. All right, let's take out the money. What if he has a gun to his head and someone says, suck all those dicks or I'm going to kill you. Is he gay then?

No. These are tough questions. Let me flesh it out. Because the reason why he's not gay there is because his mindset is not doing it for pleasure. He's doing it for self-preservation. Well, this is just, I'm not doing it for pleasure. I'm doing it for financial gain. I think those straight sucking dicks. That's huge huge i just think those two things are different i think

the circumstances are quite different yes but the result is the same i wasn't doing it for like the big fat load in my mouth right and you're doing the same result i wasn't doing it for protein i was doing it for fucking who did you let's let's talk about another thing. GameTime is the exclusive ticket partner of Barstool Sports. Created by fans for fans, GameTime is a ticketing app that makes it even easier to get last-minute tickets

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getting down the hill, and you couldn't stop. And I was confused, and I was like, and then when you got done, because you almost crashed into everybody, he was like, there's no brake, and I was like, have you ever heard of the back pedal brake? And you said no. When he said there's no brakes, I thought it didn't have the hand or the pedal you just didn't know to use that

you can't ride a bike you don't know the rules I've never had a bike that did that Frankie I want to be dead honest with you right now you can't ride a bike I literally rode the bike in the video just say it I can't ride a bike it will set you free it will be a weight off your shoulders there's a video of me rode the bike in the video. Do me a favor. Just say it. I can't ride a bike.

I rode the bike. It will set you free. It'll be a weight off your shoulders. There's a video of me riding the bike. Very, very poorly. Oh, that's another accusation. That's like being like, I can drive fine as you're like banging into cars.

If you can't do it successfully, you can't ride. I was set for failure. The bike sucked and it was on fucking gravel. That was the thing. It kept changing. It was no traction. He said there was no traction.

The chain was barely even on the thing And then he switched over to, I was doing it on sand And I was like, well is it the sand or the bike? And he kept saying the bike was broken I was like, unless it's physically broken If it has fucking tires and pedals, it works It's a bike I haven't gotten on a bike in a long time

Clearly It wasn't as easy as riding a bike I got on one probably like 10 years ago I haven't gotten on a bike in a long time. Really? It wasn't as easy as riding a bike. They always say, oh, it's like riding a bike. I got on one probably like 10 years ago. I was doing a charity bike ride. It was a 50-mile bike ride. I was in pretty good shape at the time. 50 miles?

Yeah. So I didn't even train. I was just like, I'd been exercising. So I was like, whatever. I don't need to train. So I get on this bike. I show up. It started at Gillette Stadium. I was just like, like I'd been exercising. So I was like, whatever, I don't need to train. So I get on this bike. I show up.

It started at Gillette, Gillette Stadium. And I show up to this bike event with a mongoose with the pedals still on and a skateboarding helmet with the solstice and old like skateboarding shop in New Bedford. The solstice sticker on the side. And I get up to the line and everyone is in those fucking Lance Armstrong type deals and I'm in the middle of it on this fucking bike where my knees are coming up to here and like much like when Frankie kicked off

I was like, I hadn't trained at all I hadn't trained one single second I was like, I'll just grab my childhood bike and I'll show up and fucking raise some money for charity and I did the same thing where I pushed off and it was like and it was like professionals all like they're like hooked into their bike being like dude you gotta get going i'm like i'm trying i can't really get going you gotta get going i rode like seven miles and laid down on the side of the road i ended up doing the 50 eventually but it was like no joke it was

it was straight up out of a tv show where like they were like taking down the signs when i got to the finish line. Yeah, this is over. You know who can't ride a bike really well either? Ricochet Shot is Rowan. I watched him, but he was riding a city bike, and those things are like iron horses. I used to ride a city bike to work. It was heavy, man. They were really heavy.

And I caught him doing the wobble, wobble, wobble when he was trying to start. It is kind of all momentum. Once the momentum starts, you're golden. But Frankie... I got too much. I mean, you had too much momentum. That's like, can you swim, Frankie?

Of course. Well, those are two things that like, you know, people would say of course about and you can't. Have I seen you swim?

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Yes. Oh, yeah. I think he's from Eritrea. It's one of those things where it's like there's some sort of like loophole almost. You've showed me this in the office a couple years ago. It's like, if you qualify for like this swimming thing, like it's almost, it's some sort of rule. Like, you know, in the all-star game where like every team has to have an all-star for some reason. Right.

For whatever reason, everybody got representation. And this dude, Eric the Eel, swam at the Sydney Olympics, I believe. And when I tell you. Huh? I was going to say that sounds right. Yeah. When I tell you, like, he. I'm not saying that he, like, wasn't an Olympic swimmer.

Like, he wasn't. He couldn't swim. Right. He was, like, full. Like, he'd slap the water instead of. And, like, these guys. I think they, like, down him back a couple times. So these guys, you know, dust him.

And then he's just, like, you know, when the water's him back a couple times. So these guys dust him and then he's just like when the water splashes and everything is white, like the white water chopping and he swam, everyone else finished in like 58 seconds and he did like three and a half minutes. It was insane. It's so great.

People have argued that forever where just in these high level competitions we talk about in golf, but in every sport like that, put in a regular guy and let's see what it actually looks like when they try to participate in an event like this. Stop talking shit. Unfortunately for us, we found ourselves in our jobs where we have to constantly do athletic achievements.

Our whole job is about playing a sport. You really fucked it up by getting kind of good, though. You should have just been like, I shoot 120 every day for the rest of my life. That's my gig. Think about that. I mean, golf is definitely easier, but fucking biz and wit don't have to go out and fucking play hockey every single day.

If I was Taylor Leone, I would retire fucking right now. I would just be a podcaster. It's crazy. I'm going to say looking a little slim, Taylor. Like once you've got another, like a fallback or whatever, peace,back or whatever piece for sure right like why would i why would i beat my body up we turned athletic achievements into like our youtube series which is fine i will say like like you're saying i should have kept it shoot 120 like this is just who i am as you start as you start to get better as you start to try to improve the more frustrated

you get yes it's almost like not a worthy endeavor. Right. Because you're like, I was almost having more fun. You once shoot 90, now you once shoot 85. Because I want to shoot a little bit better, but not to the point where I'm like, I'm fucking furious when I can't do this. It's an interesting lesson that I've been learning while doing this. I still want to do it, and I still have not done it. But as you try to get better at something,

maybe it's a general lesson, the more frustrated you get, so don't try to get better at anything. Because you know what you do? You just raise the bar, right? Cause you're never going to be content. Like if, if you, if you said like, I want to make this much money and, and like do this many downloads or whatever, and then you achieve it, you're not going to be like, all right, I'm done. I'm good. You're going to just keep going. And then you're going to always be like wanting more and frustrated. So just don't do anything. Don't they say there's like a, there's a number and I'll make one up.

It's like $70,000 a year. Once you surpass that level, you're, you don't get any happier. You're just like, I've said that many a time that the only time with this whole world live life, we live. The only time I ever felt like I made it was when I started making 50 grand.

And cause then I was like, okay, I can survive. I can live on this. Everything else has been like, oh, this is nice. But nothing's ever been like... The day Dave was like, I'll give you 50 grand every year, I was like, oh! I got a job! You can get food, and I make dick jokes, and that's it. I wish you could just

bottle that. Because the don't know what you got until it's gone is so real. It's so true. and like that's it. I wish you could just bottle that because like the the like don't know what you got till it's gone is so real. It's so true. It is.

And if you could just remind yourself like somehow like I think I did a pretty good job and I still to this day like just getting out of the cube I was like

that was kind of my goal was like I just don't want to do that and then everything else was kind of icing on the cake. Yeah you got to try but you started taking it for granted. You know right.

You got to I guess you got to try to put yourself back where you were like i was a security guard like working third shift that sucked and now we get to this is obviously amazing but like so much better even just like you're saying right after that when you get hired and you're like you're writing blogs all day you're doing this but you don't have to go to that shitty guard shack if you can try to put yourself back there it's very hard hard. Right. Because as things get bigger, everything gets a little bit bigger. And it's like, oh, this is cool. This is cool. That becomes the norm.

But it's, yeah, it's very interesting. I had almost the opposite when I started here. I was working at my family's Italian restaurant. So I was like happy there. This just happened to be like a dream that I didn't even think would have been possible. But something I kind of just went downstairs and was like, I got a job in the city. And they're like, what does that mean?

What are we talking about? Like there was never a plan for that. As I assume everyone here didn't have a plan for this. I think that's kind of the difference is if you like. But my point being like my first year, I was like, I was like happy at Borelli. I was going to work at four 30 at night.

I was fucking sleeping. I was jerking off all the time. It was like, you're saying. Are you telling me bars will stop you from jerking off? No, but it's just like, I had to work at 4.30 at night. I was fucking sleeping. I was jerking off all the time. I was like, what are you saying? Are you telling me barstools stop you from jerking off? No, but it's just like I had to change my schedule. My point being, I jerk off. I'll tell you what.

You better make sure this guy keeps playing golf because we'll fucking snatch him off of the show real quick. No, he belongs on the show. If he gets hit by a car and breaks his leg and can't play again? I think I'll jump in front of a car.

I'm here. There's a reason I'm sitting here and we're not switched. I think if he gets too close to you guys, I'll lose him. I will lose him to you guys.

Because like he's saying, our brand is tied to athletic achievements and that can be a grind and frustrating because you've got all these other fucking golfers

who watch and it's great, but they'll critique every little thing if he switches over to you guys he'll be living in bliss yeah he's talking about jerking off and you know getting ankles to ears so i'll lose him in a second yeah i can't let that happen there's something very uh very enjoyable over here on this side of things you know the you know what you were saying how did you take him with you I was like oh who's this yeah you could have been fucking

Frankie in the red light district dude Frank when my before my third spanking I was like again I can't even imagine what you would be like

Frankie would have his cheeks spread Frankie Frankie would have been doing I feel like Frankie would have joined in I think I told you last night

I said I would have made the lollipop noise on the stiletto. As it comes out, you're like... Like the Tootsie Roll Owl. One. Two. Three. I lost that one. I was like...

Three. God damn. God damn God damn She tries to take it away from me I'm like I'm not done Do it one more time There was actually one guy Who I think Frankie would be

So we were sitting at like a mini A mini horseshoe type bar Yeah And then next to us So it was a couple of those And next to us was a dude who came in solo and so like all the things that we were doing was very awkward and funny but he came in solo so he was like sensual oh and you kind of like mimic going down on a girl and like and all this shit

and he was like just straight face like, yeah, I love you, baby. She's fucking wide open and he's just getting his jollies off. It's like, what's going on here? We're just doing this for fun. You're doing this for real? You trying to come on now? I'm trying to get a good story.

There's two different kinds of guys in a strip club or whatever kind of club we were in. I don't think it was technically a strip. It was whatever. Erotic sex club. It was a whorehouse. There's guys different kinds of guys in a strip club or whatever kind of club we were in. I don't think it was technically a strip. It was whatever erotic sex club. It was a whorehouse. Yeah. And there's guys who are looking for a good time, looking for a story to tell. And there's guys who are looking to cum. And I don't think you want to be the guy looking to cum.

I mean, if you happen to when a stiletto's up your ass, so be it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I got milked. I didn't cum. I love that. I guess. That's fucking awesome. Dude, you would love it you i need to get there you would love it the way like first of all burt had gone the night before so when he

came in they were like oh you are back how are you which is crazy for a place that people eat bananas out of pussies he also used to work there for showtime he like did a show there okay so he would like go a lot so he was like a fucking expert at the banana bar. But... Yeah. Oh, I didn't see that. Or if I did, I forgot it.

Suppressed it more. Yeah. Dude, if you're solo, if you're eating a full banana out of a snatch, just looking for potassium. Dude. I don't want to...

The girl's got to be like, what? Her legs are up, she's peeling a banana. Are you done, dude? Why aren't you like eight guys laughing and having a good time? This is so weird.

This is so much more... I go there for lunch. He's like hungry. Frankie D. He brings one of those personal peanut butter things. And he's like dipping it. He's like, hold on, I'm intermittent fasting.

I wait until noon. I'm in. Frankie, do you think that you are good or bad at rubbing tits? Oh, great question. What? It's a simple question, you little pervert. Are you good or bad at it? At rubbing tits?

Yeah. Rubbing tits. Feeling a girl up. Have you ever done it before? You sound like it's some foreign question, you little pervert. Are you good or bad at it? At rubbing tits? Feeling a girl up. Have you ever done that before? You sound like it's some foreign concept to you. I think I'm good at rubbing tits. Wait until a fucking Amsterdam Dutch stripper critiques you. No, but she'll hit you. She went like this.

Like he was a bad dog. She went, stop it, baby, stop it. Bro, it was, I have, I actually am not with you. I've always been like, I don't know what to do with tits. But, you know, we all say that. Like the episode we were talking about with you. That's still fucked up. You know, it's like, all right, I don't know what I'm doing, but I get the basics.

Like, she was like, okay, it's your turn. And John goes in there, and she legit, like a dog on the snout. She hated it. Stop, baby. No, no, no, you don't do that. But he kind of does what I do. Did you learn? I just went under. So I guess she didn't like, she doesn't like her unders. Yeah, yeah, do it. She hated it. Stop, baby. No, no, no. You don't do that. But he kind of does what I do. Did you learn? I just went under.

So I guess she doesn't like her unders. Yeah, yeah. I just went like under. That's a peck right there, brother. I was going to say. You've been doing some benching? There's not as much to move there as I expected. That's just a boom.

No way, dude. I don't know, man. I expected it to be some weight. They shoved me into a large bowl this morning for a commercial. It's funny to see her say that. I look like sausage in casing. It's really bad. Oh, yeah.

How about this? I was a fucking mermaid for a commercial last week. And you want to talk about a sausage in a casing? I'm in a literal casing. Oh, I can't wait in a casing. It's really bad. Oh, yeah. How about this? I was a fucking mermaid for a commercial last week. And you want to talk about a sausage in a casing? I'm in a literal casing. I can't wait to see it. So, all right. So you went under. It was kind of like you lift it up and it drops and you kind of go around.

This chick had what I would describe as milkies. She had just a big sloppy set. They were disgusting. I'll call it like it is. They were disgusting. She was genuinely a creature. She was grotesque. She was like, are you boys ready?

I was like, I guess so. Is everyone else like you? It was horrifying. Scars and all. I actually ended up having it the best despite being the worst because she kind of moved on from me. Whereas everyone else had to just sit there. The longest,

like 30 seconds of my life. It's just like, I thought it was like two minutes. Maybe. I don't know. It was like, so like, like all seven of us,

like she would just go like on her knees. You just go like from one to the next to the next. It's like, you just sit there and just rub titty. So weird. And it was like, it's incredibly uncomfortable. And then she,

she'd lotion herself up kind of deal. It was terrible. And then when you're done she fucking gives you the cum rag. She throws you a rag. And it's the same rag she's been. Dude like she gave it to me and I was like alright nice clean rag. I'll get this lotion off my hands. Yeah. And it was just a fucking I got more lotion on my hands.

Using the rag. It was repulsive. Man. Repulsive. But she gave him the grade and was like, you know, not very good. Yeah. I guess I never really thought about it. Did you guys learn the correct way to do it? No, she was not a teacher. Well, she threw out a reference that just knocked me on my ass.

Yes. She was like, have you ever seen the Karate Kid? Wash up, wash up, wax up, wax up, wax up. I don't think. Which is crazy to do to a tit. I was going to say, I think if I was... Is there no grabbing involved? I don't think I'd drive you...

I think she wanted that. In the boudoir. I think she meant, you know, for this, like, let's just get a little rub on. A little rub on. Because I think if you were to do that to... Grab the nipple, bring it up. To a partner, it would be like... You don't know what you're doing.

Yeah, right. If I started doing this, they'd be like, no. If I'm in the bedroom, I'm getting that fucking kitty. Right. I think that's a small sample size coming from her. I think maybe a big sample size, but a small one where it's like, I don't know. If you polled

a hundred women, I don't know if they would agree with that. Yeah, I'm with you on that. Because, you know, we know what they like. I think Chaps used to say that people used to twist his nipple and make him whistle. It's an impossible They'd just go whistle, bitch. They'd an impossible. They just go, whistle, bitch. Come on.

What the fuck? They'd be like, they'd just go, whistle, bitch. And then you just titty twist the guy. And he's like, ah, you can't whistle. You can't whistle. You did that. I mean, everyone. But in middle school, we were titty twisting everyone.

Girls? Girls, yeah. That's assault, brother. Dude, it was. We were titty twistingtwisting girls. The girls were titty-twisting us. The girls were sack-tapping us. I think every group...

I feel like every friend group has a girl that's okay getting titty-twisted. It was Bethany. Bethany got titty-twisted. And then... They were the ones to pull it out first.

They would titty-twist you. What do you mean? She'd have mine in her hand. I'd grab hers. It's equality. It was mutually assured destruction. She kept my titty. I'd grab hers. That's equality. It was like, yeah, it was mutually assured destruction. It was like, you kept my titty. I'm firing a nuke over to Moscow.

How about that? We were a big nut-tap group. Everybody was. Oh, dude. Dude, I love. I've. Never mind. Nothing.

Okay. You remember the rule I implemented on the West Coast? Yeah, vaguely. Sack tapping is legal when we're on vacation. Not on vacation. we're on vacation, not on vacation, when we're on work trips. I hate this. I walk around the rest of the trip like this.

Someone's getting a penis spike tonight. Kind of exciting, though. Yeah, that adds a little smash cut to me getting my nuts tapped in a half hour. But it's fun. It's a little bit of danger. Here's the deal. It's pure. You're terrified.

The trepidation of walking around. And then when you get hit and you're just like. But dude. It happened. It happened. I'm such a glutton for like a laugh or to make sure people are happy. Clearly you took a fucking high heel up your ass for the group. That was not consensual.

That wasn't like it wasn't offered to me. And I was like, yeah, do it. It was just done but the like i get almost like like a like a villainous grin when i'm on the ground writhing in pain and i can hear everyone else laughing i'm like oh man put on a show today didn't we like i always think of the video because i would because I would grab them. I wouldn't tap them. I would just graze them.

What are you talking about? Like a soft nut. It would be like a nut grab. You're a little pet. I never knew the rules. I just walked over

and I would just fucking pile them up. I thought that was the thing. He just walks over and just lifts them a little bit. If you give him

gift cards to Best Buy, he'd be like, I gotta do it. It doesn't have to be actual money. He just wants a reason to do it. He's like,

a thousand bucks? Yeah, sure. There's a gift have to be actual money. He just wants a reason to do it. He's like, a thousand bucks? Yeah, sure. There's a gift card to Lowe's. Show me what you would do. What? Do it to yourself. What you would do to the other balls. I'm just kidding, but I would assume it.

I don't think you would. I don't think you would, bro. Just walk up, make eye contact, and just raise them a little bit. That's like a... You see Veep? No. It's like a Pat Oswald. That's exactly what I was thinking of.

Who's fucking cold? And you got a big set on you. Who's the, who's the best thing ever? Who's the actor that grabbed your guys' nuts like a year ago? That clip was amazing. Dude, you think about that clip,

think about the Indy 500, like a sack tab clip is fucking timeless and it's funny every goddamn time. Every time. That's why I kick me. You slapped me in the face, but did you also hit me in the nuts? No, we were gonna,

but I don't think he ended up doing it because Jackie has the inability. She, she does not have the ability to regulate her strength. Gotcha. So it's like, Hey, like the other day they did the podcast alone and Pabst was like, alright, let's get going.

Oh, I watched that clip. He's like, let's do it to each other. Whack! Yeah, but that was hard. There's like, friendly taps and there's like someone's trying to come after you. We asked her to throw a bag of cheese doodles in my face.

Fucking crow hop. Threw it in. It was like. I was like, and then I was like, why did you do that so hard? And Nick was like, oh, we didn't get it. You got to do it again. She did it again. Dumb bitch.

That was funny when you're like, okay, you have one more throw. Yeah, I was like, everyone was laughing. I was like, all right, now I'm getting mad. I got cheese doodle in my eye. Rapper cut my face. I'm good here. Fuck. We're going to go fucking make another commercial.

You do? Yeah, we got to go to that rehearsal. You got to go now? Yeah. What time is it? 12 to 10. I know. I've been a fucking ad whore today.

It's been insane. Three hours of commercials. I've been going in the fucking sand. I was crying. They should make some more quarter zips or some more fucking sweaters that have bars. You want to hear a crazy stat?

Our merchandise is in the actual tent. It's in the actual tent at Waste Management. First time we've ever had co-branded merch for the PGA Tour. When you walk into the main thing, Barstool Golf's in the middle. Very cool. We were the number one selling brand for the first day over Nike. Surprises me 0%.

Fucking everything. That surprises me not at all. Oh, I didn't realize that. Like overnight. When you said that, I didn't process like overnight. Just like in the perfect sense of the word. It's almost like getting a souvenir. That's what people were saying.

You know, I'm sure you can get like if the course is important, maybe you want like a dry fit that has the course on it. But for the most part, if you, if you're going to golf, you're going to go buy your golf equipment, like where at the store or whatever, not the course. This is like, Oh, I got the foreplay shit. Like at the, I don't know if I've told you this before. I've told someone, but it probably was you too. But I remember back in the Milton days getting emails all the fucking time

being like, will you make Barstool club heads? Will you make Barstool golf towels? And me and Dave would be like, will these fucking losers ever shut up? Who the fuck wants that? We're not doing it. Get over it. $2 billion. Might have been a miss.

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It's 3chi.com, promo code KFC15. I'm trying to interview everybody while we're here. So I asked Grinnell, when can I get the chiclets on the pod? And he goes, oh, we got very limited free time because anytime we're not recording, Witt's golfing. And that's just like, oh, okay. That's ridiculous. think about any other sport imagine if you're like yo you want to come on the podcast and i was like i gotta pick up basketball all my free time for the whole week if i have a free minute i will be playing basketball you guys would be like what the fuck are you talking about right nah man nah nah we're playing a little hard

ball getting the boys together we're doing uh we're playing we're playing baseball uh all of the time couple picky battles yeah no no you know what about this time that nope golfing nope playing basketball it's crazy i mean that's all they do yeah i mean i was talking to them i was in florida with them and that's just all they did all but the whole the whole world of it it's crazy it's crazy you do nothing but that it's crazy i mean every brand here now like has a golf show so it's fucking one last question for you before you leave. Yeah.

If you were to walk into a room full of 16-year-old girls, do you want to be considered the hot one or the ugly one? Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Pretty simple. No, no, no. Let's say you and Frankie walk into a room. You accidentally crash a 16-year-old girl's birthday party.

There's about, let's say, two dozen girls who are 16 and under. Obviously, they're looking at you you and your buddy one of you is going to be the ugly one when he's going to be the hot one which one do you want to be what a question in the least perverted way you want to be the hot one it's just it's just all about confidence like dude i was working what's your i will be the ugly one I'm not afraid of that That's fucking insane What'd you say?

Oh I said that one What'd you say? You'd rather be considered ugly I wouldn't want to be considered ugly to anyone I did this with my buddy Friday night Wait I'm And here's the deal

Here's the deal Where's my phone? Where's my phone? Bro it's so funny I was showing this to everyone last night I love this I want you to I want you to see I want you to see

I want you to see where the fuck I was supposed to know what I was walking into for the people it's basically like every 16 like a sweet 16 DJ

like that guy that thinks he's the hottest guy in the room like the guy that gets the people going totally just read that text if you are

if you're not watching on YouTube you should because we'll put the screenshot of the text in. Oh, yeah, that's hilarious. I don't think we said this on the original episode.

So if you heard the story of Feidelberg accidentally ending up at the 16-year-old girl's party, the mom was texting him the details, but without saying it was a girl's party. She was just like, come by. The bar is fun. Everyone's here. It's just a little bar time. John replies, though. Now, again, you have to remember she

thinks that she's conveyed that it's her daughter's birthday party in those text messages whether she forgot to or she thought it was already established you have to remember that she's thinking this is my daughter's birthday and feidelberg responds with a gif from wyatt or no from tombstone from tombstone russell's fucking cocking a shotgun, and it says, I'm coming with me. I'm coming, and I'm bringing hell with me. And the mom just replied, oh, Lord. Oh, goodness.

Wow. Bring hell with you. That's why I was standing there with my buddy being like, I was like, I wonder which one of us I think is hot. I wonder which one I think is ugly. Your brain is beautiful. I want you to know that. Also, really quickly before we leave,

where do you guys think foreplay is at and where is it headed and shit? I feel like you guys could just do this probably forever, like the level you've gotten it to and you're selling out the fucking opens. In 30 seconds. That's crazy. Yeah, that's crazy.

Like five events or whatever in 25 seconds. 25 events in 25? 25? 25 events in 25 states. 25? 25 events in 22 states sold out in five minutes. Wow. A lot of work. Wow. We cut off the registration.

So after only like two hours, the wait list for all 25 events was over 3,500 people. People that signed up thought they got in and are waiting for people to drop out. 3,500 people. We're doing the 2A thing. We're going to be like 2A guys. We're going to be like gun guys. We're going to go full Republican. I didn't even know what you were talking about. Remember last time we tried to do this?

I was like, I want guns and I want oil. Do you like oil too? I don't know. We're going to have events like that with 300 people waiting. We're just going to be like gun shows and shit like that. We just drove by a store called Guns and Loans. Yeah. It's basically like the last stop before you kill your wife.

Let me get 30 grand and a fucking nine millimeter. I'm heading to Mexico in about 20 minutes. God damn. So you sold the events. You're selling millions of dollars worth of merch. You've met every golfer there is to meet. God damn. So you sold the events. You're selling millions of dollars worth of merch. You've met every golfer there is to meet. That's just our lane.

I mean, you guys meet the best comedians. It's just like what we do. We see the socks for Shane Gillis and Andrew Santino. I look at that, and I'm like, that's fucking awesome. So I feel like it's the same question for all of us. Where do we see it all going i mean for us i think like i mean our our our goal is to like take over golf in the way that we want to do it so maybe that's like opening golf courses like the way that we see golf courses like a bar full golf course i mean that's probably so much money because you need like thousands of yards worth of it imagine we did like our own version of like a par three music and like the way that we want to do it the goal always

has been take your thing and barstoolify it whether you're writing or podcasting about it like take it and put the twist on it so if you put a twist on the golf course itself i'm sure there'd be the fucking hardos but thank the people who just want to have a good time hell at the very least you should do one of those like indoor top. There's a lot of ways to go. And then I also see it, and we've talked about it a lot, is we kind of run 4Play as its own business. So it's like maybe in 10 years, there's like 30 people under the 4Play brand, all content creators.

It's a revenue thing. We are generating a lot of money where it's like we could hire a lot of people underneath it. You guys could probably hire a couple people, put a hoodie on sale. That's somebody's salary for the year. Right, that's what I'm saying. So at the end of the day, maybe in 10 years, there's a whole division of we get all these TikTok stars

that are actually golfers. And it's not just us doing every single podcast. You know what I mean? That would be cool. It would be very different, too, with Penn taking over. Because Dave's not a golf guy. But for the longest time we didn't you know he weren't gonna even sell them because he was just like not into it right

now you guys have already built it but now you know that it's going to be like a regular media company right and there's opportunities like there's casinos a lot of golf courses by casinos totally good way to collaborate with that so yeah i think that's kind of where it's where it's at and we're i mean we've got all these things in place, right? We got the tournament. We got the merch. We're doing all these things. And then, which we talk about a lot, the YouTube side of it, just keep trying to just stay with it.

I mean, breaking 100 to breaking 90 is awesome. It's such a great series. Dude, we're doing such a deep dive into what makes a good golf YouTube video. And it's switched over the last six months. Where now it's like, and like you see this like Robbie Berger and like, it's not about like what you shoot and we knew it wasn't about what you shoot and shoot, but like we kind of always include it cause we thought people would like to watch our progress. So we put like 18 whole videos,

we show every single hole, we do all the drone work. I mean it takes like Brendan and Jake fucking like 18 days to like finish all the footage that we have. It's insane how much footage for each video. And then like you have these new groups going out there like country club adjacent and like and bob they'll go out there and they'll film six videos in one round because they do like a three hole challenge while eating tacos right it's just like goop lock holes with like how many like dizzy bat spins can we do and hit it and those are getting like 600 000 views and we're like grinding to go to like band and dunes and play're like grinding to go to like abandoned dunes and play not. There's something to that though.

That's who we are. We've gotten really good at that. I think there's still people who appreciate like if you really like golf, you can watch you guys play the best courses and the most interesting holes.

You know how we talk about wanting pussies. I think it's better to do it. You probably could just goof off, but I think it's good to have like the real shit as well. I would also say like the success of Barstool is Test Smith Dave is his adaptability. It's always been that.

It was a blog and it's podcasts and it's videos. But you don't ever want to change what got you there. But you don't want to not change and get replaced by the people who are. That's the fine line. It's a mix. So we spend a lot of time talking about that. TaylorMade's one of our biggest partners. And they give us TaylorMade Media Day where they get all their players,

like Tiger's there, Rory's there, and they give us five or six guys throughout the whole day, and it's like a month's worth of our content. It's like the biggest day of our year, and we're getting the biggest guys. Scotty Scheffler, Colin Morikawa, Rory last year was insane. This year, you could tell that we put a new twist on it to try and make it a little bit more yeah

i guess like wacky is what i would say right like just as opposed to just like can you hit the seven iron 225 yards which we never like liked to do but it was working like people enjoyed just watching like the best golfers play and then us like kind of being idiots around them but now it's like if you get those guys to open up a little bit yeah we got them to open it was crazy like you could tell they know that it's changing too. You know what else you can tell is that TaylorMade has never watched you

on KC Radio or anything else. Because you would not be getting invited to any of these things. It's wild. It's wild. It's wild.

But never change, Frankie. Never change. No. When you inevitably say something that the PGA bans you from, you got a home over here. I'm not letting that happen.

You can come too. Why don't we just post both of these guys away? I'd take a pussy. Nice and squishy. It's just like, yeah. The reason why we like it. Exactly.

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