KFC Radio - Frankie Rehashes Trent Finding The 17th Green at Sawgrass - Full Interview

Episode Date: March 20, 2025

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Enter promo code at checkout for $2 non-withdrawable credit. See terms at jackpocket.com slash TOS slash free slash ticket slash promo. Sponsored by Jackpocket. Based on 2024 iOS download data collected by Sensor Tower. Very special guests on KFC Radio today. When Frankie walked through the door and reappeared at Barstool HQ. I mean, the place lit up. The place got a fucking ovation. I was just down in Austin and I saw Gillis take the stage in Mothership.

Like rock star status. Guys literally standing up going bro you were like right there yeah yeah right on that level man same thing um it's a pleasure yeah it's always great to see the fellas when's the last time you were here whenever i have something to do in here but it's been you know we're road dogs now i know man so that video last year of your flights. I watched that like 10 times. I was surprised I didn't get canceled by one of those.

Those environmentalists. Taylor Swift last year. If that was a private jet, you probably would have been canceled. 115 flights or something. Dude, I know, like, listen, I always throw the disclaimer. You know, we're not digging ditches and working in the trenches, in the mines, and playing golf for a living and doing the disclaimer you know we're not digging ditches and working in the in the in the trenches in the mines and playing golf for a living and doing the shit you do and making the money you're making is pretty much like hitting the lottery that being said that shit is no joke that's a grind that's a that's a lifestyle that is not an easy one to keep up with no we could just golf at

home i don't know why we gotta do it here the most golf courses ever. Yeah. But no, it's been great. The Barstow Classic is like a business of its own. We're on like year eight or something, right? Year seven. Seven. I would have said that's like three years old max. 28 events. So you're going to most of those, and then we have all the events around it.

In one year? 20 in one year. We have a full team that goes. You have to see the route that that 18-wheeler takes. Yeah, I'm sure. It's an 18-wheeler. Bro, I mean, that 18-wheeler takes. Yeah, I'm sure. It's an 18-wheeler. Bro, I mean, that's like a music tour. You've got to break it down, set it up, break it down, set it up.

The amount of signage that they bring out, it's crazy. You guys must be making bank. Well, I mean, you know, Barstool. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Foreplay. It's got to be, you know, bringing money. Dave's making bank. I mean, yeah. Foreplay. It's got to be, you know, bringing money. Dave's making bad. It's going well.

Golf is just freaking exploding, man. Look at what just happened with Trent playing a TPC Sawgrass. Dude, that video was so fucking insane. But such a credit to them for, like, you got to be the right people to take advantage of that moment. Like, Trent, and credit to Frankie because he was just telling me that Trent was like, I'm done. you got to be the right people to like take advantage of that moment like trent like well and credit to frankie because he was just telling me that that trent was like i'm done i i gotta stop i'm gonna hit it home like i looked at him i was like this is it like this is a moment like i looked around like look at everybody because if he just like gave up or something like yeah but to be like someone and start a trent chant yeah you started that

when you come running at the end withdy who knows yeah when you come running at the end with the jump i actually opened twitter at the perfect time where it was like you know sometimes if you haven't been on twitter in a while and it's like see latest tweets or whatever yeah like it was all those i think the first tweet above that was like oh trend's having a tough time so then i got to scroll like i wasn't watching it, but I got to scroll in real time, figuring out like, oh, it's in the water again, and scrolling gently up like, no, it's on the green. Let's go.

For the people who don't know, there was the YouTube creator classic, which is the golf content has exploded so much over the last few years that there's all these different groups. There's four-player. There's Bob Does. There's the long drive guys. There's all these different groups. There's four-player, there's Bob Does, there's the long drive guys, there's all those. And so they did a tournament right before the Players' Championship at TPC Sawgrass where all the regular content creators

played around at the same course. The pros were going to be on, and Trent hit, what was his shoot? He shot 61 in eight holes. 61 on eight holes. Justin Thomas. But specifically, yeah,in thomas shot 62 and 18 holes the next day that perfect tweet nice try but specifically the 17th hole which is like one of those island greens trent uh shot a 17 on it or 11 on 17 and uh it just became like the talk

of the golf world because he was you know water after water after water and we finally landed he took a bow and like everybody went nuts and like i've always said this but that is the golf content that the masses want to see like i don't want to watch someone shoot like 81 i want to watch someone maybe like i want to watch a pro who can like kill it well i want to watch someone like trent who loves the game and has been playing the game but it's so hard to crack and he just is out there grinding and watching him break 100 watching him break 90 and i don't know if we'll ever break 80 but like you know and we're gonna try and to me that's what it's about like and i'm sure there are there's always there's always golf hardos who are like these guys have a podcast and who would watch this it's like all right maybe that little group of people are so

into the game and the nuances of it that they don't want to watch that the vast majority of everybody else loves fucking trent digging divots that are three feet deep and struggling to get on the green and the crowd going wild like to me that is what it's about it's just funny right like yeah we're using the pga tour like like all the graphics too for a guy who couldn't even get the ball in the hole like all like the shot tracers and everything that you would see right like like your brain is is is trained to see the best in the world around all these things and then it's just trent he's running out of golf balls and digging ditches. Tell the Jesus story. The Jesus story is crazy. So, like, six months ago, Trent, we did a live event down in West Palm Beach.

And it was, like, live streamed. And it was a match against those good, good guys. And so there's a bunch of fans out there. And we had a security guard, this little woman. She, like, never knew what golf was. She definitely was hired just to be there for the amount of people that were standing around the green. And she's standing probably

where KFC's standing, and Trent goes to drive on the 16th hole and pulls one right by her forehead. I'm talking right by her forehead. So much so, in the video, because it's on the live stream, so it's kind of choppy, you hear me go, Oh, shit! And I stared at her her and she looked at me

like i screamed as loud as i could like trying to like it already she would have been dead if it made contact oh no joke god so trent got like legit rattled from this like he's like i can't be out here this is nuts i'm gonna kill somebody and uh hours go by and i don't know if she gave it to him or guys found her and gave Trent the ball. But she found the ball and wrote Jesus on the ball in, like, a weird, like, scribble, right? So anyway, we're preparing for this freaking event at TPC Sawgrass, and, like, I'm trying to be Trent's caddy, so I throw a bunch of balls on the putting green. I'm like, let's practice some putts. And he picks up this ball, and he's like, we can't use this ball.

I'm like, why? He's like, it says Jesus on it. I'm like, why? He's putts. And he picks up this ball. He's like, we can't use this ball. I'm like, why? He's like, it says Jesus on it. I'm like, why? He's like, I'll tell you later. He was being real weird. Like, he wasn't, didn't want it on camera or nothing. I was like, what's going on? So, like, the third or fourth hole goes by, and I was so, like, we're in this huge thing.

We're on TV. I'm taking, like, what Dave called the cringiest thing of all time. I had to take a shot. It's a mess. It was a huge mess. I took a shot during the broadcast. Oh, you didn't see this? No.

It was like a Nate moment. I didn't know what else to do. Paige was like, you got to do something. I took a shot. Walking and talking with Paige Sporanek doing an interview. And Trent does his thing. And he's like, yeah, Paige, we're out here. We're grinding.

We're trying. And she's like, and Frankie, you're a caddy for the first time. And he's like, Paige, we've been out here for like five hours. Blah, blah, blah, blah. And he grabs a little nip. And he's like, so what? And Dave put up a video of when Nate did it at the daiquiri oh i saw that but i didn't watch the full video so dave was saying it was the cringiest thing my wife called me like dave

was tweeting about like he's making fucking fun of me don't tell me when i'm old school bar so when we did don't tell me what i'm getting fucking unbelievable we did the spelling bee like 10 years ago now. Longer than that. Was it? Oh, yeah. Probably, yeah. That was early days for me.

So I would say like 13, 14. Really bad. So the word was daiquiri. Nate was supposed to spell daiquiri. And by the way, Nate looks like he's 10 years old. Yeah. And before he spells his word, he goes, this is not a daiquiri. And he does a shot.

Hopefully that wasn't that bad, but Dave said it was on the same level. No, it was not. But it was just like, you know, you were doing a little bit. We're not supposed to be doing bits. So anyway, so we're walking. Oh, we got this Nate video. It's like, this one's tough. Yeah, obviously you can go right to the little spike there.

That's where it's going to be. He never wears his hat like straight. I mean, he looks legitimately like a nine-year-old boy. Nobody has ever benefited more from a beard than me. He's wearing an old school goalie mask. I mean, he also looks like he's 70 pounds. He looks like a actual child. This is not a daiquiri.

And it kind of was, though's like pink it's like you know what i mean he didn't rip like whiskey or something uh so so anyway so we're out there and trent tells me the story about the girl that wrote jesus on it and uh so the round goes by and he's like we can't use this golf ball at all. Round goes by. We get to 17. And we had lost golf balls leading up to that. Like Trent lost one in the water on, I think, like 14, whatever. So we had to throw him some new balls. And 17 comes around, and he puts one in the water. And now it's a moment.

The crowd's going crazy. We're losing our minds. I'm digging in the bag, being like, we've got to keep doing this. I'm throwing him another ball. I throw him a tailor-made stripe ball. I throw him a picks ball. And then I dig at the very end. I find, like, a white pearly ball. I throw it to tailor-made stripe ball. I throw him a picks ball. And then I dig at the very end. I find, like, a white pearly ball.

I throw it to Trent. He's already hit four in the water. He takes his fifth shot. He hits it on the green. We go nuts. He only has one ball left in the bag. We go up to the green. I'm like, Trent, what a moment.

Like, we're, like, reeling. He goes, you know what ball that was? I said, what ball? He goes, it's the Jesus ball. No way. That didn't go in the water. So, like, it's funny to say like you know someone tweeted like oh trent's 11th shot was saved by jesus or something like that whatever dude yeah maybe

if he put the jesus ball in t first it would have been one it's weird to like get all like sentimental about like hitting five balls into the water at tpc sawgrass but like there is it is funny or weird or just whatever you want to call it the fact that that was the ball that we talked about all the time come on that's a good story i had no idea i call it, the fact that that was the ball that we talked about all the time. Come on, that's a good story. I had no idea I threw it to him. That's the one that stayed on the green. You guys should sell Jesus balls. You get the golf merch with the Jesus freaks.

You guys are really making money. Why did she write Jesus on it? She thought that she got saved that day. It almost killed her. The only reason that this man... Imagine if Trent killed a woman inches like like i mean you're going to jail you know like that's like some sort of but you're gonna be something bro on a list with tony stewart is what ends up happening

really bad does that happen in golf well usually you're not i would also put it on that girl i guess she's a security guard she's got to stand where she's got to stand but i've always thought even when you watch Tiger, people stand and lean down the barrel of the fairway, probably like a hundred feet up or whatever. I don't know if you can pull it. Max Homa almost killed someone recently.

Max Homa hit a tree and went right over a guy's forehead. It would have killed the guy right on the spot. Standing right there would have hit him right between the eyeballs and killed him. This one. Watch this fucking... These people are so trusting. Watch this shit.

And hopefully they show the... Especially this. You're shooting from the dirt. You're near a tree. You're right in front of a guy hitting a golf ball. Yeah. Boom!

Oh my God. I mean, that's that guy's fault. I thought it was going to be like someone else like bouncing. No. That guy was just standing in the way of a better golfers. Is this right where he's lining up? Yes.

Let me stand right there. Oh, holy shit. That's crazy. Dude, I was saying the other day to my dad, I was like, if I had only gambled and golfed, like we would have, oh, we could have been doing this golf shit fucking, we would have had a 10-year head start on the YouTube creator world, you know? I mean, now it's, there's everybody. It's a good little community, though, I feel like.

I don't know, I'm sure you guys are all secretly hate each other and at each other's throats, but it seems like publicly you're all, like, cool with each other. Oh, really? I mean, we get drinks with all the other guys, and we want everyone to be successful at this point because we haven't even, you look at the numbers, and some guys are doing unbelievable numbers a million an episode or whatever but that's still not even cracking like i don't even know what the percentage is but of youtube viewers we're not even at like if our videos are doing well and we're at 300 000 like bro youtube is like hundreds of millions there's 650 million people a day on youtube right so

it's just at this point like yeah sure there's a lot of a day on youtube right like so it's just at this point like yeah sure there's a lot of like people getting views but like we all haven't even really tapped into it i feel like you know like yeah yeah do you say that you're a youtuber a golfer a podcaster i was just gonna i've been not like i wasn't just gonna ask it right now but i see i think it a lot when i like are you a youtuber yeah i think we are. At this point, I think you are. Yeah, it's easy. Thank you, Joe Brick. Okay.

It's weird because it's not a lot of the other brands have all the events and the merchandise and all that also. I mean, they do, but it's not like I feel like as more of their day-to-day as it is ours. That's the Barstool difference, I think. We don't feel like we're YouTubers. We feel like it's just something that we put on YouTube once a week. Yeah, I get that. Do you still like golf? I love golf i love it i was gonna ask that they're all but but even golf freaks are golf freaks like even forget about what these guys do like even

just watching my friends i'm like you know they're like let's play like 52 today and i'm like you're really gonna do that like you really just keep doing that and we love it and they're not you guys are playing the best courses and all this shit. They're just playing random shit every chance they get, and it never seems to get old to them. No, because you're playing against yourself. It's the only sport that you always want to keep doing it because you want to get better than yourself the last time.

It's not like you're really bad at a sport, and then you can't beat the other team. You always have a chance to beat yourself that day. You get a little bit better, too. And there's a very tangible, like, I shot a the other team like you always have a chance to beat yourself that day a little bit better too and there's like a very tangible like i shot a shot lower i shot two shots lower you know exactly three strokes lower you always have little wins i mean watching trent has actually been pretty cool like he went from you know yeah awful to like serviceable and yeah i guess the difference between us and the other ones is like we don't all live in the same like a lot of these guys like bob like they all live in jupiter and they all record every podcast

in the same building and they do like videos and like their whole entire day is like, how are we going to come up with the best YouTube video? Like that's like YouTube creating. And like we're still in that Barstool world where like we live in different cities. We do everything on Zoom. Yeah, but I'm sure they're sitting there going, I wish we could host 28 fucking events in a year. You know what I mean? We feel like more of like, I don't know. We're more like involved in the business side,

I feel like, still. Have you guys ever talked about moving all to the same place? We'll see. I mean, I'm such a Long Island guy. You're going to be on the way. You're going to be on the way to Long Island, right?

Yeah. Yeah, that's not going to happen. Riggs ain't moving to Long Island. Trent just moved to Florida. It's like they're all getting out of here. Seven weeks to go. I'm about to have a baby, man. He's in the D-Day, bro.

This podcast has seen quite the different stories of me. Honestly, one day we show it to baby Borelli. No. When your dad was talking about squeegeeing cum off the floor. Yeah, I can't be a dad, man. It is crazy. Dude, they just let anybody be a dad.

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I think we talked a little bit. How much did we watch Frankie grow up? Frankie frankie would you google in bed the other day i googled does your penis shrink as you grow up so things are going good it so how's your penis doing it's just like i was just laying in bed being like i just don't know if i'm where i used to be and like so much to the point and i feel like we all have these thoughts like you're in the shower I've never thrown a google to my dick it's gotten so bad that I had to google it I was talking to Grok on twitter

for like an hour are we talking your erect penis or your soft penis so here's the thing you go through weird times with your soft penis I don't think my soft penis has a size. I have no idea. I don't know what my resting penis size is.

I think I have a... This is my standard. This is my North Star. All I'm saying is sometimes you have a good dick day, sometimes you have a bad dick day. I've had a bad dick like three years. I'm waiting for this thing to pop back out. I'm like,

there are sometimes cold for 24 months, bro. If you're like sick and you're cold or whatever, there are times where I'm like a Paul. I'm like, come on, dude. No way.

No way. That's what it is, dude. It's like literally just the tip. It's just the tip You know I think you know it probably sucks to have like a big dick today because no let's hear this out With AI like if I if something were to leak everyone's just like oh, that's AI that's not real So it's like there's not even a point. Like Jon Hamm, you just made it just in time.

Yeah, we all know that shit was real. That shit was real. You got credit for it. Nowadays, nobody's getting credit for it. See, I think that is like we were just talking about this yesterday at the bar. Like that's just how people used to talk about Photoshop. True. Yeah.

Like Jon Hamm was post Photoshop. You can tell. Like when Photoshop was coming out, people were like people like you're never gonna know what's real and what isn't you fucking can tell if white lotus lucius malfoy was that his real no it was not fake and he's very annoyed that people keep asking him oh that thing was juicy it's like they all it happens every time like if you're on white lotus and you're gonna show dick like people are gonna ask the question because that thing ask the question. He had a great line. That thing was juicy. It was like a needy.

He had a squeegee. Yeah, it was. Trying to give it a little squeeze. He was the, what was the line I saw? Because he was asked about it and he was like, God, no, it's a prosthetic. He goes, Mikey Madison just won Best Actress. Don't remember many people asking her about her vulva. Listen, it's just different.

We are in the era, and specifically White Lotus. It's dude dick. That's a rare thing, even today. And that show, I mean, did you see the latest episode? Yeah. Guy just fucking doing the wiggle, slapping his legs like this. That's crazy. Is this necessary to the storyline?

No. Okay. No. I think White Lotus is always making a point that it's just like, we're going to show dick because girls have to do it all the time. The first one felt a little bit more towards the storyline because he wanted to see the family so weird. Maybe someone liked seeing their dad.

Oh, yeah. Or even just he was so out of it. Yeah, he's a dad. That was funny. The kids were like, oh! And the son's laughing. The wife's laughing. He's the guy who was usually put together.

So him being in a robe with his dick out was like, oh, things aren't going right. The pool one was just... The pool was just a crazy Russian shaking his dick. Dude, that scene last night was the hardest I've laughed. And one of the best scenes I've seen in TV in I don't know how long. The kiss? No. Sam Rockwell. Sam Rockwell.

Oh, that one. That was – fuck. I was – it just kept going. The way Walton Goggins is like now a meme where he's just like, okay, all right. Dude, it was like the first minute of it or whatever the time is you know i was like all right this is a little weird and then and then it just kept when he goes like a family guy joke it just kept the lady boy dude as soon as that was one like i was the leo meme like when sam rockwell popped on sam rockwell sam rockwell he's a fucking yeah he's great i uh

that that was like when he was like you know i i took the partying to the to the limit i took it as far as you could go it's like what does that mean and then he explains it he's like yep you did yeah you went like to the you you made to the end of the universe like there's nothing after that bro you fucked until you could not fuck anymore you wanted to fuck yourself um it's too much yeah, like, I was fucking the lady boy. I was. Yeah. It's crazy.

That's, I believe he's married to Leslie Bibb, which is why. They're at least together. Yeah. But apparently they did not meet on the set of this. It was just, like, coincidence. Oh, I thought, I assumed they were dating before this. I think it's relatively, maybe not. I don't know. I just saw a lot of headlines that were, like, contrary to popular belief they were dating before this. I think it's relatively. Maybe not. I don't know.

I just saw a lot of headlines that were like, contrary to popular belief, they did not meet. Really? Okay. So good. So you're a lady boy. Okay. Like actual. I was so happy when I looked at Twitter after because I didn't know what the response for

that was going to be. And everyone's like, that scene saved the season. I was like, that was looked at Twitter after because I didn't know what the response for that was going to be. And everyone was like, that scene saved the season. I was like, that was un-fucking-real. I thought that whole episode was good. If you're into White Lotus, I thought that episode was good. I thought it was great. I've liked this whole season, but again, I haven't seen the first two seasons. I think they're very similar.

I don't know. My one gripe is this is legitimately the fourth episode in a row that timothy ratliff is laying it's the same scene he's laying in bed while victoria's on the other side of him like yeah contemplating how fucked he is we've done this three or four episodes in a row so at some point that's gotta i don't know why it's working on me but like i don't feel it moving slowly despite the fact that it definitively is like every episode i'm like oh i'm more intrigued that because you know it's going to pop off. I told Pabst that was the uncut gems of television yesterday.

Like, it was just, like, they're partying. Like, you have the girls partying in the streets. You have the brothers partying until they're making out. You got Rockwell talking about fucking ladyboys. And it just kind of, like, kept going. And I was just like, the whole time I was going, I thought at one point I was like, I thought Carrie Coon was going to get double teamed by Russians.

And I was like, I think they're about to assault her. And then I was like, these guys are taking drugs. I was just like, this is going to end poorly for everyone. For sure. I thought the brother died at one point. I thought Locke died. Yeah, when he just passed back. Yeah, like the whole thing.

But I didn't find it uncut gems because I don't like that. So I see the comp now. But in watching it, I was very much enjoying it. And uncut gems, Nora, that kind of shit. I was like, that didn't do it for me. The kiss was like altogether completely predictable because like we've been on this track for a while. But I was like, they fucking did it. They really did.

I mean, there have been people coming up with theories of like they're not actually blood related blood-related and, like, trying to make this logical because it does seem so crazy. And I think it's just they're fucking weird and incestual. I've never thought, like, there was something deeper. I've just been like, this is a fucking weird-ass family. And, like, the classic, like, we kiss, now you kiss. But it's brothers like that. Fucking weird, man. And that just ended, like, we don't know how far that

went yeah we just saw the kiss then so we might start episode six and they're just fucking each other um while we're talking about uh dick sizes the text that nikki smokes sent to rome is one of the all-time most batshit crazy text ever sent to a co-worker in the history of employment the two hands one yeah crazy so so they were debating much-worker in the history of employment the two hands one yeah crazy so so they were debating much like you know jackie said on the show like how can possibly how can nicky smokes be the guy that is is fucking everybody and so son of a boy dad was was tackling that and they came up with the idea that he must have a hog so they just texted nick do you have a hog and he wrote back something like

i've been told it's bigger than you like than average and most girls put two hands on it when they're giving me head and he's also spelled it too wrong he's like 200 to tell your co-workers that you you know you you've been told your dick is big and that girls need two hands to hold it is fucking insane you could probably thank uh alex cooper for that because like their whole thing was just always used two hands to make them feel better like you switch up the fingers but the hands is like so yeah you know it could just be five fingers but it's yeah and i thought you guys would be smarter to understand that trick, but I guess not. I've never heard that. That's great.

I've never told him to hold a teacup. Two hands, though. Two hands, baby. Two hands. I've been told that it's bigger than most, and most girls need two hands. It's just a crazy... He makes me laugh, though, unfortunately. Oh, he's the ultimate...

He's been cracking me up. I think there's... Dave doesn't like him him and i think everyone else does yeah like like i'm not gonna give him the uh you know i'm not telling you he makes revolutionary content or anything but i find him to be a likable detestable person yeah yeah you know he's not like a nice guy but he's just like a guy i've always enjoyed my my uh experiences with him he actually just like a guy that makes you laugh. I've always enjoyed my experiences with him. He actually genuinely, like, I think he's got kind of like a funny sense of humor. Yeah. I think he's trying to be funny there. Yeah.

Well, no, I think that was pretty. You don't think so? I think that is just he's like, he's a lunatic. Like, he's got to screw loose. Like, I think he also just was like, yeah, I'm talking about my big dick. Like, I want that out there. But to be fair, we're all, like, kind of hammering Nicky on this. Everyone's like, it's a crazy text. It's a weird thing to ask him.

Do you have a hog is a weird text to just get. At least they're on camera. Like, if Rowan's just, like, privately. But he didn't know that. Yeah. Well, that's what's funny, though, is that he just, like, went with it. You know, he wasn't like, is this about Annika? Is this about, like, are you on camera right now?

He was just like, I'll tell you. Yeah. The whole thing is. It's like, oh, that's the vibe of a hawk. Here's the answer. He also came across a couple girls with big hands. You could tell. He's like, and most girls fit too.

He remembers vividly the ones that didn't. Jackie would be, like, two fingers. Jackie's paws are out there. If Jackie put two hands on it, itie would be like two fingers jackie's paws are out there if jackie put two hands on it it would be like this uh what do you think about so dave was debating with wit and kirk the the the like legality of all this he was like if we're a reality show everybody can fuck everybody then that's just how it goes but we're not but are we because he was like i he goes morally i don't give a fuck you guys you're all idiots but you can all fuck each other i don't care um but i just can't have ella like it sounded like he said that

annika was either publicly or secretly liking the attention in the drama nicky's an idiot but it sounded like ella was kind of like i don't i don't want to get mixed up in this so he's like i don't want this girl to turn around in two weeks and like sue barstool yeah it's a lot it's a toxic workplace because if you're just a regular company that you you could probably you know say that but if you are like you're all reality characters on the internet fucking each other it's an interesting debate and he was like we might have to change our contracts going forward to like reflect that because it's different rules for different if you're you know depending on which which of those buckets you fall in i would

say we tend to fall more on the reality side yeah i mean i think we've pretty clearly tried to make that possible again i don't know but then it's like and technicalities and stuff like that i don't know but like i would say that if you follow Barstool Sports content, we've gone pretty heavy reality. Yeah, yeah. But I'm saying – but then you run into like is everybody – if you're a producer, are you under that umbrella? You know what I mean? Like can everybody fuck anybody? And like – and then it's the breaks.

You get dumped. You get exposed. It's talked about because it's like – Dude, that was like – I was actually thinking about this weekend. I think it might have been last time we recorded we were talking about similar i think probably the same situation uh and we were talking about like the old eric email and all that kind of stuff and it was so funny like being in the barstool era at that time because like yeah it was a similar time now like people are hooking up with people, all kinds of stuff. But Me Too was also happening.

So we'd be like 24 years old, having sex with a co-worker. Like, are we okay to do this? Yeah, dude. No one in the world gives a fuck about you. If you have zero power whatsoever, fuck whoever you want. Which is probably, all things considered,

probably a healthy way to come up with co-workers and stuff like that. I remember one time being at the Smith across the street and being like, is it okay that I'm hooking up with a co-worker? And the person being like, dude, no one gives a fuck about you. You're not a fucking Hollywood producer. You're fine. You're all good. This isn't at the fucking Chateau Mormont in the fucking, like, you're having sex with a 24-year-old person.

You're fucking fine. Nobody knows who either of you are. It's definitely tough for like you're saying, if a girl gets caught up in a weird relationship thing at work, it's already hard enough probably dealing with it with those two people. Let alone publicly. The attack is probably a nightmare. And now all of a sudden it's on like

every single show it's like holy smoke that's that's where i think you could run into like just bleeds the line of like reality it's a little bit too much of like real life stuff yeah you almost need to like well that's why you know in real companies you have usually like disclose these things to hr it's like because i could see you being like i want to fuck this person i don't want it to be talked about on the unnamed show but it's like i don't need whitney's opinion on it yeah but that's like anything else at barstool it's like i always operate like there's a camera on me you know at least i try to or it's like do only act like if you were comfortable with the being out there because it probably will get out there you know um if you're finding it difficult to find some time for a complete, balanced meal, that is where Huel comes in.

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things that holds true for all of them something happens with like she's something's come over her where she's like nothing it's like biological like the house isn't ready it's not clean enough it's like i think animals used to like literally build their nest and now we do that with our homes so much so she's just we got new countertops being put in today not clean enough. It's like, I think animals used to literally build their nest. And now we do that with our homes. So much so she's just, we got new countertops being put in today. Perfectly good kitchen. Like that affects the baby. Nice kitchen.

I'd say nice kitchen. Yeah. Ripped them up. They're on the side of my house now. All the granite's on the floor. And a guy is in my house right now. He has the code to my front door. He's in my house right now.

Putting in a new a new kitchen for this baby that doesn't give a fuck so that's how much is that gonna cost i don't know the guy won't tell me he'll tell me after he said i'm honestly ready i'm ready to like i don't know start a revolution that's so crazy i'm ready to like to like. That's so crazy. I'm ready to take up arms for the homeowners of the world. Oh, dude. And expose. I'm like a whistleblower. I'm going to expose this whole industry.

It's insane. They just make up numbers. They make up timelines. They do literally whatever they want. Renovating stuff at your house is bad. Bad. And I know you're going through it right now. Oh, man.

It's a fucking grind i'm not i tried i did one wall for the nursery i thought it'd be like fun and cute to like build up you know i'm gonna build my fucking child's room as if i like constructed the whole thing really all i did was i put a couple strips up on the wall and painted it green um but that took me way too long like the fact that these guys and and girls can do this shit is crazy. Well, it's guys. I actually had a girl come in and fucking boss me around, man. Really?

She fucking came around and started throwing things on the floor and shit. I'm like, you're fucking, you beat the shit out of me. Because I was thinking about, like, I was watching. There's, like, these eight dudes showed up to my house every day for about two weeks, 12 days. And they replaced the whole roof. I saw that. And I got on my misogynistic tip being like, no chicks can do this.

There's just no chicks doing this. Like if we had to rely on it, there would just be no fixed roofs. Oh, it's funny because one of the guys that was doing something, because we've been doing a million projects now because the baby's coming, I don't know why the house wasn't good enough, but they were doing something else in one of doing a million projects now because a baby's coming. I don't know why the house wasn't good enough, but we were doing something else

in one of the rooms and my wife was like, you'd never be able to give birth because I was saying my stomach hurt a little bit and she's like, women are the only ones

that can do this. You guys would die. Population, which is true. Humanity would cease to exist if we had to give birth because the stuff that we got. It's not even necessarily

the birth. It's the nine months. The nine months. But then the guy was like, yeah, I'd like to see you lay brick for a while he heard her say it from downstairs he's like she's like that's you man he would never go through and he's like i'd like to see you lay brick these houses wouldn't exist there'd be no roof for your baby bro i mean i don't know i went to a birthing class She took me to a birthing class And we walked in And I didn't know what to expect, right?

I thought we were going to learn how to change a diaper I sit down in this room And it's a pitch black room with a huge It almost looked like a scene out of Severance or something It was like a white room with just a screen A nice minimalistic screen set into the wall And everyone's just sitting on white like little seats right um folding chairs and no one's talking we sit down the lights turn off and

on comes this video of a woman pulling a baby out of her vagina and there no one there was no context no nothing and she's just screaming like her life is ending and i sat there and i'm like and out loud i said oh my god and i'm looking around like this is what consent to watching this is this a fucking like ad to not have a baby she's crying and screaming the baby's coming out and the placenta falls out and i was like what are we doing show me how to feed the baby how do i hold the bottle like i get like dude it was bad like i mean everyone like you've seen it i'm assuming like it's fucking yeah but that's the thing is you don't have to watch that part like the doctor's got to be down there everyone

else can be above the wall pulling the baby out like what are you talking about did you i remember i remember watching that no no we had to watch i was not allowed to like like it was like i didn't want to but even if i did she was like you're not looking and i i think i mean you know more power to you if you are into it like that and you want to do it but i just think you know some things you can't unsee and you want it to i want to remember it like that not like that you know what i mean it's like it's no – I was going to say, do you know when your family member is on their deathbed and you're like, I don't want to remember them like that? Yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, that's kind of the thing. That's your pussy. I remember when I was in high school. It was The Miracle of Life. I don't think that's the video most people watch. Yeah, it's the original. And we had to watch it like every year. And I remember sophomore year, they were like, you can clear out, and I was the only person who stayed and i was just like i don't know it'll be

fun like what else am i gonna do i guess i'll just watch this bullshit and then junior year they did it again but this different health teacher didn't let everyone clear out and it was like it was like an 80s movie where it was like the hockey team was in the back all in like our jumpsuits just laughing at it and like making fun of it. And the teacher gets mad at one of my friends. And she's like, do you understand how painful this is? Do you understand? This is like trying to push a watermelon through a Cheerio.

And she had a mic drop there. And my buddy goes, why would that hurt? And the place erupted like she thought she had like a banger like it's like trying to put a watermelon to a cheerio that's how painful it is he's like why would that hurt you got a good point that wouldn't hurt at all i got i said jackie a picture yeah that i i don't know why it popped up in my timeline jackie was just recently saying like birth is nuts like nuts. Like, the whole thing. And then this picture shows up on my goddamn timeline.

I mean, this is not, like, natural. Like, it's not human. You know, it looks like an actual alien. Yeah. That's so insane. Easy birth, this is called. It's like, yeah, this does not look easy to me. The people who do it at home are bat shit.

Bat shit. If anything goes wrong, you're fucked, man. There was a couple in our class that was like, he was starting to piss me off a little bit, the guy sitting ahead of me, because he was like shaking his head at every time they would talk about the mother getting medicine or using a shot,

because they were doing it at home. They had announced to the class that they were doing a home birth, so everything on the screen that they had saw, that like, oh, because they were doing it at home. They had announced to the class that they were doing a home birth. So everything on the screen that they had saw that like, oh, there's a risk that this could go into the baby's bloodstream, whatever, he was just like basically judging all of us. I'm about to like tap my shoulder, like we're doing the normal thing here. Yeah, you're the one.

We should be shaming you. We're going to a hospital. You're doing it like in your fucking like. In a baby pool in the basement. I remember Jim Gaffigan. You're doing it old school style, then what the fuck are you doing here? Just do it old school. Yeah, right.

You should know. It was driving me crazy. Jim Gaffigan has had a million kids, and they do all home births, and he has just a funny bit. He's not being judgmental about it, but he's just like, yeah, sure, take your baby to the most germy place in the world where you're surrounded by a bunch of strangers who are sick. Fine.

I was like, all right, fine. Point taken. But God forbid if something goes wrong or you're bleeding out or something, it's like, well, now you're in your basement. I feel like your basement would have more germs than a sterile room. We were there for like five hours

and three hours of the class, which is way too long of a class. But like three hours of the class was about all the things that could go wrong and like what to expect. And I was just thinking like if you're in your house, like all power to you. Like I think it's great if you're able to do it the the natural birth like you don't

want to use the epidural like okay tough guy like it's tough man what if you need like like to me it's always like what if you needed a c-section you you don't you can't decide that and the baby's gonna come out the way the baby's gonna come out i think the same thing about uh breast milk and formula what if what if the mom died in childbirth and you're a single dad? You're giving your baby formula. And there's nothing to do about it. That's just it. This reminds me of when I was in a field trip in fifth grade.

And I was just saying this. And I asked. And I said, so how did they give birth before hospitals? And she looked at me and she laughed. And she was like, you'll understand why that was a dumb question. Or something like, you'll know why that was a dumb question. And every single year of my birth, I ask, that was a dumb question or like something like you'll know why that was a dumb question and every single year my birthday asked what's that a dumb question like in a few years she was like she said like she was like when you grow up you'll understand

like that you know i think it's a very bad i mean i i think people used to just fucking die like yeah i think it was like a coin flip back in the day like hopefully the mom makes it yeah like this is your this is your like plight you have to yeah keep you know keep putting humans out there but you might die doing it it's crazy it's so great i was actually thinking about a similar thing i was watching rent the other night and it was just thinking about the aids epidemic and comparing it to like the global pandemic and it was like imagine if like on news fauci was like will you guys just stop yeah fucking that's what we're starting to pull. Pat was like, we just kept fucking through it. What's option two?

They were just like, let's keep on fucking each other. If you just stop fucking and stop doing heroin, we should be all right. Any other choices? What's the point of living if you ain't fucking and doing heroin, man? Rather be dead than not doing the fun shit. Imagine just being like, all my friends died because they

just fuck each other i'm sure there's much more to the aids ever than that but it's crazy like about to stick it in knowing like i don't this it might be that sentence i i didn't realize like still doing it especially now with the the medicine and shit but even prior to that like it was it was really hard to get aids as a straight person. Like, really hard. I think for chicks, it's like, or I guess a straight male having sex with a girl. It's like, you could fuck a girl with AIDS and you're probably not going to get it. Yeah, yeah. It's crazy.

Yeah, it's worked so far. That's how you know magic was fucking. I changed my hinge settings. I was like, only AIDS. I'm running a test right now. We live in a work-from-home era now. And so it's almost like buying a mattress. When they say spend money on a mattress because you spend a third of your life there.

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the fat perez prior to this he was like i would have told you that's one of the biggest guys i've next to beef. This man's name is The Fat Perez. Prior to this, he was like, I would have told you that's one of the biggest guys I've ever seen. And he looked like a tiny guy. It looks like the Shaq, Charles Barkley, The Rock picture. Yeah, I think The Rock's big. The Rock's huge. What the hell?

He looks like a baby in this picture. He looks itty bitty. How tall is Beef, too? I'd say he's like 6'4", 6'5". Yeah, yeah. I mean, look at that. The Rock looks like... The Rock is a massive man.

Shout out to Marky Mark for even being in the picture. Beef is... Yeah, well, actually, that makes it look worse, because Wahlberg looks just about the same size as The Rock. Wait, The Rock must not be like 6'4". No, I think he is. I think he's huge. But there's going to be a weird angle.

Oh, really weird angle then because Marky Mark's like 6'4". Yeah, look at that though. It says he's built a 6'4". He's closer to 6'2". Oh. That's a humongous difference. That's a Reddit thread, so who knows. But that, I mean, looking at that picture,

if you're even remotely close to Marky Mark, you're not 6'4". Sizes are all so weird. I'll never get over the fact that Dan and fucking Derrick Henry are the same size. Derrick Henry on an NFL field looks like he dwarfs

everybody. He's 6'4", 250. The guy who just finished in second to Rory in the playoff JJ spawn, we were at the PGA Championship in Louisville, and we were recording our podcast on some hill, and he's a tiny fella. And I don't know why I've got something against these tiny guys on the tour. I don't know why they walk by, and I'm like, look at this guy.

I'm always asking if they have to get their pants from a different spot or whatever. Where'd you get your pants? From the little pants store? He looks like sausage right yeah he does so anyway um so we walk he walks by us and goes pizza boy and i said sorry i didn't hear you behind that that fucking uh what i say i said you got him i said immediately i said sorry to see you behind that blade of grass as you walk by

and we've had a fucking crazy rivalry for four or five years where I say he comes up just short or the task was too tall or like

and he just he yeah so it's so funny having like I mean he's 5'6 like walking around it's nuts they say 5'8

he's he's 5'6 that's like Kendrick Lamar, man. It should be impressive that a guy like that is hitting about 320 years old. It's the same thing as what I used to feel with white basketball players. I like you more and it's more impressive what you're doing, but I used to hate him. I don't hate him because of his size. I hate him because he called me pizza boy, but now I've grabbed onto the size.

Thank God you got out of that biz. Being marked with Dave is not a bad thing, but i don't think you would have made it man like just like no mentally physically emotionally like i don't think you would survive i mean he's definitely it's toned down a lot like it has but you also needed to film like a thousand yeah i think austin does way more than i did does he really oh yeah because i feel like in the beginning you were doing like 10 a day i was doing a a lot, but that was just pizza reviews. I feel like Austin does like all encompassing business. Like Dave's going live

more than he's ever gone live. He's traveling more than he's ever traveled. Like I had him contained to that office where it was like 9 to 5 and that one time I tried to leave at 4.30. 9 to 5 it's like Dave Portnoy business and then like, you know, I'll say and edit and do whatever, but I really didn't have to deal with too much of this stuff.

Like you had Daniella or Erica would always go on a trip with him or whatever. I never really had to do any of that stuff. So it was kind of nice. Just really getting him like at the office. Now it's like, holy shit, dude. Austin's everywhere. Austin's tall as fuck. Yeah.

Good looking guy too. Probably bigger than The Rock. All right. How big do you think his dick is? He's got a sick dick. Probably a healthy dick. Dude, it must be so weird for the golfers, and maybe I don't know golf media as well, but I feel like even in this day and age, football players, basketball players, hockey

players, they all kind of dealt with what Barstool is. At least there was talk radio and there was people talking about their sport and making fun of them in a ball-busting way. I feel like golfers never had that before. Yeah, it's like the first era of that. There's always been hecklers. You see

Rory take the guy's phone the other day. He's such a fucking dork. I know. I do love Rory. Some heckler was like, just like Augusta such a fucking dork. I know. I do love Rory. He missed a shot, and some heckler was like, just like Augusta in 2011 or whatever the fuck he said. And he walked over. And by the way, this guy's a pussy, because Rory just walks over and says, can I see your phone?

And he just gives it to him, and he just walks away and deletes it off his phone. You're a fucking pussy. If some guy just says, give me your phone, and you do it. What was Rory thinking? What's the best scenario? Like, that video is...

Also, what was wrong with that? And now, guess what? This video is going viral. What was wrong with that video And now, guess what? This video is going viral. What was wrong with that video? Like, oh, it's just like when you hit it in the water in 2011. Okay. Like, what? He's kind of known for that, right?

Like, Thin Skin? Yeah, I mean, he had never done this, man. This is crazy. This is so fucking lame, man. Also, you never deleted it. It's just in the deleted album now. There's no way you got in there. Yeah, that deleted folder?

Yeah. Yeah. I don't know. I like Rory, so I actually don't hate this move. It's clearly because I like Rory. No one walks like Rory McIlroy. He's got a bop to him. It's like he floats.

I always bring it back to Dick, but I always said it was almost like Tigger where his tail would give him that extra bump. I always bring it back to Dick. would give him that extra bump. I would bring back the dick. It's like that famous cartoon. He's got a hog, man. Does he? I mean, he's wearing a tight-

You watch the way he stretches his pants out after his golf shot? There's no room in there. Jackie, what is the definitive size for a dick that girls want? Put a number on it. Speak for all women. What is the size? No, no, no, no. Give me a number. I don't want to volunteer want. Put a number on it. Speak for all women. What is the sign? No, no, no, no. Give me a number.

I don't want to volunteer. Give me a number. I also don't, I don't have a good gauge of like, like I'm, girls don't associate like, like you guys measure your dicks all the time, I guess.

Never. I would not say all the time is. And I'm not. I've never done it. The same reason like you don't look under your bed when you're a kid. You're like, I don't know what that is

I don't want to know an answer to that it's one of those things that it will change your life it could be for the better it's probably gonna be for the worse

I think I remember once in like 5th grade 6th grade like working up the courage to do it I remember taking a ruler

and jamming it into my stomach so it would be as far back as it was look it's inches you don't measure it but you like

put it up. You know if you're holding your phone or something, you're like, oh, alright, I know how much that is. It's about one tiny razor phone. iPad, Nano. You take the fucking, you take the

tape measure, it doesn't even go past the metal. There's no number yet. Sicko. It's the hook you use on a two by four that's the best way i can describe my penis what was that fucking something like went viral the other day that micro penis what was that where it was like somebody with a micro penis you know what's dangerous this day and age just saying something went viral because everyone's experience on the internet is completely catered to them i don't know what you're talking about you're like that was just you and your searching habits my friend yeah maybe it was just had the pregnant woman yeah it's like when people in the back of the day used to be like what is fucking advertising on barstool you'd be like that's actually google ad sense it's catered to you there's no one like there's been a video that

came across my desk because she was like i'm not gonna do that i'm gonna go like with this big black dick so i'm gonna try it out so i think that may have oh you video that came across my desk because she was like, I'm not going to do that. I'm going to go with this big black dick. So I'm going to try it out. So I think that may have been it. Oh, you know, it's probably Bonnie Blue. Bonnie Blue said she's going to fuck everybody. Maybe that was it. She was trying to find the smallest dick in Cancun. That's what it was.

And so she fucked everybody in Cancun. That's what it was. I'm sure some small dick guy would have thought this was great. Imagine signing up for that. Like, you're the guy. I'm sure if you were a micro dick. Where are my Buffalo boys? Who's got smaller?

Get down to Cancun, fellas. All right. Speaking of golf media, Frankie's got to go do foreplay, 1230. Yep. We got to go talk some golf. Thanks, bud. Talk about TPC. Yeah, man.

It's always great to be with you guys. Pleasure as always. Checking in on life. Door is always open. Yeah. Probably next time we'll talk to you, you'll probably be a father. Yeah, that's going to be a fucking roller coaster. Wait, are you ready?

What are you going to do? Are you going to keep traveling and golfing and shit? I'm going to have to try, right? She's just going to be a fucking roller coaster. Wait, are you, like, ready? What are you going to do? Like, are you going to keep traveling and golfing and shit? I'm going to have to try, right? She's just going to fucking hate you. I'm going to take, like, a month to, like, let the baby know who I am. And then it's, like, I got to start going back. I mean, you know, when we're home, we're home, which is good. Don't let Dave hear that. We'll cut that part.

Yeah. Off of the month? Yeah. I mean, you have to be home for a couple weeks, right? Like, there's no – you have to. You literally have to It is so weird too just like different times Like I remember talking recently

We were talking about just like my parents I don't think my dad was there for me Our parents our dads were like really not I know the night my sister was born My older sister Older of my sisters I know the night she was born, he got in a bar fight. Not his fault.

It was not his fault. It was my uncle's fault. But hearing that, I was like, yeah, I was out at the bar, got in a fight. It was like, the day she was born? What are you talking about? My dad was in the Merchant Marines

and so he used to go out on a ship out for months at a time. And he was making a lot of money, but he would be gone for three months. like the baby was born he shipped out and like my mom used to like put like his clothes in the in the in the crib with him like get the smell and all that but he was like i could tell every time i came home that like i picked up my own kid and he was like crying and shit so eventually he quit he was like i can't do this but in the beginning it was like yeah go make your money i take care of the kids now this just is just not how it goes yeah i mean i think if you have the

opportunity to take a couple weeks home it's definitely better right like it's good to like be there well also you don't realize how like fucked up you could be after birth where it's totally i remember thinking like if i wasn't here like what would you do like right couldn't get up couldn't go to the bathroom couldn't feed yourself couldn't like you know it's like going to fucking it's like coming out of surgery like a day later and you're just like, go on your own. I know the alternative could be like, other dads have gone right back to work.

But that's the negative side. I'm saying the better thing would be to be home for a couple weeks. Or, I mean, listen, you have the money, you have nannies, you have family, you have grandparents. Well, athletes have to deal with that. You see a hockey player will be like, their wife has given birth that night. They don't know if they're going to be in the lineup.

And then they're back the next game. You don't miss games because your wife gave birth, but they also have a team of night nurses and nannies. Well, that's the thing. Yeah. But, I mean, you just tell her, listen, honey, this golf YouTube ain't going to make it sell. Luckily, we've got a pretty big crew now.

We've got Beef, and Francis comes on a lot of things now, and Jersey Jerry wants to get into the mix. So we can plug and play some people, but I'm definitely going to have to get back on the road after a couple weeks. We'll see. All right, bro. Good stuff. Pleasure as always.

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