KFC Radio - Friday Night Pints (with Brandon Walker, Kayce Smith, Ellie Schnitt, Jared Carrabis, Robbie & Trent)

Episode Date: March 23, 2020

Debuting last Friday, Friday Night Pints is a happy hour we streamed live on Twitter, Youtube and Barstoolsports.com featuring the Barstool talent scattered around due to the Coronavirus quarantine. With Brandon Walker, Kayce, Jared, Ellie, Robbie & Trent joining KFC & Feits. We will do it again next Friday, for catch it live then.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. All right, so we're going to try a little something different here because we're under quarantine. New content, new rules, new strategy, and so we're coming out with some new series. The first of which is called Friday Night Pints. Now, this is an idea that me and Super Producer BC has been kicking around for almost two years now. 2018 we came up with this idea as just a play on Friday Night Lights and the idea of doing like a Friday night happy hour. Now the idea was that we would sit at the bar

at Barstool HQ and have a couple beers with a few of your favorite bloggers and then one would get up and leave and another one would cycle in and kind of just like when you're having a happy hour with your friends. Well, we were never able to get this idea cooking before COVID-19, coronavirus, hit, and so we're not going to let that stop us. We're just going to do it virtually. So we set up a live stream, and every Friday at, let's say, 6 p.m., maybe 7 p.m., I don't know. We're going to figure it out as we go. up a live stream and every friday at uh let's say 6 p.m maybe 7 p.m i don't know we're gonna

figure it out as we go but last friday at 6 p.m we did uh friday night pints so it was me and fights and we invited on brandon walker uh we brought casey smith in then we cycled in ellie then we brought in the rocket and we had a grand finale of uh robbie and trent aka the milkmen the milk gang was in the building so every friday hopefully we're gonna uh get all the barstool bloggers in the mix for an hour an hour and a half and you know you just have a couple beers you shoot the shit you ask some questions maybe i'll do some trivia play some ati play some games and so it's just a good way to uh kind sanity, keep some socialization, and really have something to look forward to on the weekend when Friday night hits.

Ordinarily, in the regular world, Friday is exciting. It's the end of the work week. You don't have to go to work anymore. You're going to see your friends and hang out. Now the weekend is kind of a drag. It's like, well, you almost wish you had something to do because it breaks up the day and you don't feel like you're just trapped inside all day long. So time is no longer a concept or a construct, and the days of the week are this fluid mess. So we're going to try to give you some structure. You get your CCK every day.

You get KFC radio on Tuesdays and Thursdays, and then you get Friday Night Pints Friday nights. So it was the first one, experimental run, and I think it was a rousing success. So instead of doing the regular CCK best of this week, which was kind of a mess as we figured things out, we're going to bring you the audio from Friday Night Pints. If you want to watch the video, you can go to Barstool Sports and check out the replay.

But, you know, the audio plays just as well as a podcast. So, you guys get a taste of Friday Night Pints here on the podcast today. And you can check it out next Friday when we do it live. We live? I think we are live.

What's up, you mutts? It's the first ever Friday Night Pints. It says we're live, but it says we've been live for six minutes, and that's not true. Well, the thing was open so people could, like, fill in, but I think now we are officially up and live. It's Friday Night Pints. This is an idea that the KFC Radio Gang, cheers, babe.

We've had it for a long time. The idea originally was that we were going to do it at the bar, at the Barstool office. We never got it off the ground in time. And now that we're in quarantine, we said, fuck it, let's just do it virtually. So just like everyone else was doing these fucking corny, like, virtual happy hour hangout things we're gonna fucking do it too so i got my boy fights here we're gonna cycle in a couple of your other favorite bloggers and hopefully week after week every friday night uh especially as long as we're locked down here it'll actually give you something to look forward to on a friday because i realized today john doing

cck there's no like the weekend doesn't mean anything anymore i don't know i almost prefer the week because at least i have like the radio to do and like we're going to talk and do the podcast on the weekend it's just going to be perpetual nothing that's going to be the same exact thing it's going to be i think the first like i did it last weekend too it's not so bad i'm i'm an expert at this i'm very very talented at quarantine. Social distancing for the last decade. We good. I think I'm bordering

like I'm getting there. It might be snapping a little bit. I snapped once today just on the phone. It wasn't about quarantine. Was this about the texting? Yeah, it was the texting. And you're on the list. Chaps he says he doesn't oh oh bro i'm never stopping i'm only gonna do it i know you're not it's i mean i live with it uh it's it's it's a problem i have but um yeah i think this weekend's

gonna be bad i think it's gonna suck like i don't want to necessarily work seven days but part of me is like i don't know let's just keep fucking turning on the the computer and talking i'm so happy to work but i'd be bored on my fucking phone if yeah like the what do you think is better um like what do you think is the bigger difference having a cube job versus barstool job in the regular world or cube or barstool quarantine versus cube job quarantine you know what i mean regular world it's still we're still doing dumb stuff but but i mean i think it might even be i don't know it might even be worse right now when you still have to work from home and you're doing your cube job and you're still expected to get shit done. But you can't because your kids and your wife and your family and shit versus we're just still like talking, you know what I mean?

I think cube jobs you can, but like, I don't know know in a cube job i feel like all i have to do because i don't know anything about them i feel like you go to meetings so you have to get on the conference call and then when you're not in the conference call you can do whatever yeah that's true where it's like no one's i i know obviously with sales and stuff like that i don't fucking know man i don't know what that world's like it's a it's a good question john do you have beer bottles you only have cans no i just have cans, but John learned how to do it because some other man in his life taught him, even though I was the fucking one who explained how to do it. Some other boy swooped in and stole the fucking credit.

I did learn how to do it. Do you like my background? I got jealous of all the people, like reporters, who are tweeting their background and stuff. So I just got two things resting on my couch now. What is that? This is a picture of my family and Coley and Tyler at the

World Series. And then this one is a prayer candle, but it's Charlie Kelly. That's what I... Oh, okay. I was going to say, that looks like one of those bodega candles when someone gets shot in a drive-by and they put the candles On fire in the fucking Bronx

Yeah, that's true, I haven't gotten the left Right down yet Farley Kelly So alright, here's the deal, we're going to cycle In a few of your favorite bloggers Hopefully week to week we get I'm sorry, I have one thing To update you

I went outside today for the first time since Tuesday I'm really terrified of the outside like straight up really really legitimately scared 28 days later man no no it's regular it's not empty it's not like the streets are

I meant more like I'm keeping my distance from people no we're fucking I just went to Duane Reade to get beers and stuff and the the fucking lady coughed in her hand keeping my distance from people. Yo, we're fucking... I just went to Duane Reade to get beers and stuff, and the fucking lady coughed in her hand. Yeah, I've been doing that, too. I'm trying to stop. It's just, like, such a habit, but I know. I know.

Look at my elbow. No, dab on him. Dab on him. I know. I've done that, like, my whole life. Cough. You're going to do a goddamn hand. And then continued filling my bag.

We had, like, Sour Patch Kids. They got some Magic Mix trail mix. Delicious. goddamn hand and then and then continued filling my bag with we had like sour patch kids they got some magic mix um trail mix delicious you throw a peanut butter chip into trail mix um i'm not taking this yeah i i honestly i don't know if you should be getting like bags of miscellaneous foods filled up right now. That does not seem like the safest thing to be eating. I mean, they're coughing in their hands. No, apparently not. All right. First up that we're going to bring into the stream is a guy I'm a little bit worried about.

It's a man that I'm super interested in right now. I think he's probably out of the entire roster at Barstool Sports. Got it the worst right now. It's Brandon fucking Walker. We're going to the worst right now uh it's brandon fucking walker we're gonna bring him in now there's the guy cheers babe hi happy friday thank you steve bill i appreciate it it's good to see everybody i i haven't really had much human contact outside my four kids and my wife she hates me they hate me and i'm happy to be here i just want to say hello to my mom my mom's in west point mississippi she's old so i can't go down there she's possibly gonna die my dad's gonna be fine because of all the meth it is built up reserve in his body he's okay but we're not going. It's funny because it's true. I heard from your esteemed colleague, Casey Smith, who will join us shortly.

You said that you believe you're going to come out of this quarantine as a 39-year-old gay African-American man named Dennis. Correct. Are you drinking moonshine? What are you drinking? No, no. I didn't want to fake for this. Like, I don't really drink. I know everybody here is drinking, but I do like to hang out.

So I have a mason jar full of sweet tea. Okay. And you know what, Brandon? I pegged you as a non-drinker. I have a fork. No, I haven't been pegged during the quarantine yet, but I've got a plate of bacon as well. Okay.

You know what? That sounds just about right. Like, hey, happy hour. You want a drink? Nope. I want a plate of bacon and a mason jar full of sweet tea. That's what I do. This is the happiest I've ever heard.

I feel like this is, I feel like more so than anybody, you might need Friday night pints in your life because, I mean, you got a full fucking house, brother. I have four kids. Luckily, in Mississippi, this wouldn't work, but I have a basement here, and I'm able to separate. I'm able to separate work from play, from discipline, from running from your kids.

It's working out okay. There are times, but then there are times. You know what I'm saying? Brandon, before you got on, or got out by like the pre-stream it sounded like we were in the middle of a goddamn circus okay so um uh one kid was watching youtube right here the other kid was sitting in that chair playing a game on the phone the other kid was playing totally accurate battle simulator on that computer and the other kid was outside counting squirrels and i was outside counting squirrels too so it got up to seven at one point let me ask you a question i have a buddy who right now he's at home with his wife his three-year-old and he has

two week old twins right would you rather be you or him right now? I think I would rather be him. And I'll tell you why. The two week old twins right now are basically just amorphous blobs of, you know, you change your diaper, you put a titty in their mouth. They're OK. Yep. My kids have free will. And free will can these i just spent 40 on updates to games that i don't play that happened 30 minutes ago so i could do this

i don't think i i'm watching a lot of movies and that's why i want to disagree with the baby thing because i was just watching tears of the sun last and they're going to get killed in the jungle if they can't shut a baby up, and they can't shut a baby up. They just can't do it. Yeah. You can threaten violence on a child with free will. That's true. You can scare them.

No? Well, let me ask you something about this, because I also heard you on the Yak today saying that you have a goddamn artillery in your house. Did you hear this, Feidelberg? No, no, no. That's not true. So Dan asks him, Brandon Walker, do you own any guns? And Brandon pauses like three Mississippi, four Mississippi. He's like,

yes, I do. And Dan's like, how many do you have? Another like five seconds goes by. He goes, no more than 20. Well, that's true. No, I don't own more than 20 i'm not i'm not a gun guy i'm not a mississippi gun toting guy i mean i i i mean if i if i need to get them i can get them but i don't i'm not really a gun guy if i need to get them i know where to get them wait so how can you not be a gun guy if you have 20 guns this is like you're pregnant you're not

i gotta be honest feidelberg owning 20 guns in mississippi does not make you a gun guy i know right like that that's like par for the course that's that like in mississippi standards but in the world i think in the world you got a gun you're a gun yeah oh yeah i don't know i don't think that's true i think you can own a gun for strictly safety purposes or backup purposes and not be a gun guy i mean i'll give you that you think i own a gun i'm not a gun guy i don't i don't play with it i don't go to the range it's just in the safety of my bed i mean i have i have one pair of thong bikini underwear but i'm not a swim suit model all right that's fair play fair play what what would it take in mississippi to be a gun guy like

how much like you need like a fucking bazooka for someone to be like you have to be active going to a gun range uh you have to be you have to be able to knock down 30 to 40 coke cans like that with a gun at 40 yards something like that you have to hunt you have to have at least nine pounds of deer meat in your freezer stuff like that okay And you have to hunt. You have to have at least nine pounds of deer meat in your freezer, stuff like that. Okay. That's fair. That makes sense.

Yeah. You want to bring in, is Casey Smith available? She's not in my house. That rumor's not true. Add that into the mix. Imagine that. Goodness gracious. I feel like you're, you're, well, and, but by the way, what was this whole gracious. I feel like you're you're well.

And by the way, what was this whole why do you feel you're going to become a 39 year old gay black man named because I'm slowly descending. I'm slowly slipping away from reality. And at the end of this, I feel like I'm going to shed this mortal coil of 40 year old father of four. Just be something that I'm totally not. And in that case, in that instance, I felt like a 39-year-old gay black man named Dennis. The polar opposite of Brandon fucking Walker. Yeah, I just figure I'm slipping further and further away the more I'm here and I can't go anywhere. Does your routine get fucked up? Because my

routine is pretty much the same. My routine is like, I wake up when I wake up, I start working and that's it. But I feel like with kids and shit, you have to have a pat-down routine. But there's six routines in this house. Me, my wife's, my four kids, and my routine every day was

getting on a train at 9 a.m., leaving and coming back at 8 p.m. Me being here throws off the whole thing. My wife's sex life is done. Everything. Everything has changed. What do you mean it's done? I thought she asked you to fuck yesterday morning.

No, she asked me to leave so she could. Oh. Oh. I understand the confusion. I see what you're saying. Yeah, I mean, so that's is that, I mean, I can't imagine there's much opportunity very often anyway, but now there's just certainly none.

I just want to tell you both that I love my wife, and the meals that she cooks is delicious. She sounds fantastic. She looks very good in Adidas sweatpants, and she has a very sensible sense of fashion. Atta boy. Smart man, as do you love i love how much you dressed up for us i love the uh that you're as the first guest ever in friday night pints history you you lived up to the hype babe are you going outside yeah we we fought yesterday that a boy that a boy well listen i mean that's an important because i i don't in your picture this seems like you haven't showered in a while no i actually over shower now i i i probably shower three times a day well not shower i take nice long soaking baths oh you're a bath guy i'm not a bath guy well i'm kind of a bath guy you're a bath guy if you take three baths. Oh, you're a bath guy. I'm not a bath guy. Well, I'm kind of a bath guy.

You're a gun guy. You're a bath guy. If you take three baths a day and you have a bunch of guns, you're a gun guy and a bath guy, Brandon. Kevin, you got kids, right? You got kids? How many times have you locked yourself in the bathroom just to get away? Yeah, I mean, that's when you know that's the bathroom.

You're either a bath guy or a diarrhea guy, and I'm not a diarrhea guy right now. I don't even have kids and I do it, so I understand what you're saying. I love it. I spend 45 minutes a day in the bathroom doing something. Okay. Let's bring Casey in. She's ready now.

Casey Smith joins the show. Hi, everybody. There she is. Brandon, good. Brandon, good God. What? Are you okay? I was told this was a nice evening out together.

It was. He put on a jacket and a tie. He's an elegant man. Behind my garage. You did what? Nothing. I haven't told John yet. I did tell Kevin about your plans post-quarantine.

Oh, you did? Yeah. Yeah, no, I got the full scoop, and then he told us that he's been taking long baths and trying to get in with his wife. So, I mean, listen, it sounds like on the one hand, I get it. Four kids, wife, not a lot of space. On the other hand, you're taking baths, and you're fucking. So, I don't know.

It sounds pretty good to me, Brandon. Are you actually having sex with her right now not not right now casey do you understand obviously not right now yes clearly i don't and then please don't do that right now because i don't want to ever see that from you but i mean you know what i mean actually you know what sure why don't you ask her i just for pure entertainment why don't you ask her if she'll fuck you on camera right now go ahead i gotta be honest i put this outfit on and i knew the the the countdown started immediately as soon as i put this over the kitty it's going down soon that's all i can tell you not on camera i'm not ready for that maybe you know I, you know, when my new, it's early,

it's early. And I need, I need a shot. I'll do that. Speaking of the fucking on camera, I was perusing porn star Twitters the other day. And, uh,

you know, quarantine for you. Yeah. Um, well, I stumbled upon Kira Noirs and and she had just had a guy fly in to fuck her, just a random guy, and then they got quarantined. So she's got this random quarantine, and she has a video. It's not facing him.

It's facing her, and she's like, will you fuck me on camera? I'm for my OnlyFans. And you hear him in the background with the fucking realest answer ever. He goes, yeah, but we're not fucking until then because my dick needs to be as hard as it can be. Good start. Good start. Yo. The fact that Brandon didn't laugh at that at all is the most alarming thing.

He's just like in his own fucking world over there. That's the plot of a fucking movie. It's Two Night Stand with Miles Teller. Except it's a fucking porn star that flew in a fan.

I mean, that is... I believe Two Night Stand is based on an Esquire article on the Marathon Bomb when the manhunt went down oh really a snowstorm and stuff like that but i believe that was kind of the inspiration for that movie great film love it gonna watch tonight now so fights uh casey casey hopped on cck today with uh a question from her girlfriend that she wanted both of us to weigh in on i'm sorry i had to get a picture of brandon doing that that's all i doing. That is the saddest shit I've ever seen.

I want, uh, I want Brandon and fights to weigh in on this Casey. Okay. Girlfriend. Go ahead. Take it away. Yes.

So one of my girlfriends lives in Texas and she's been dating this. First of all, John, I do need to say this, which this is when I knew we probably are not doing good for the world. She asked me a dating question. She goes, I don't want your advice.

I want KFC and final birds advice. And I was like, well, this is just fucking terrible. I'm sorry. He's not okay. I've been trying to tell you guys. Are you sick? Are you choking on food? Are you choking on a tie? He's not okay. Get Brandon out of here. He's gone. Bring in

Ellie. What is going on? Brandon's choking to death. Get Ellie up in here. Oh, I'm still here. Are you still here? The bacon went down the wrong pipe. It went left when it went right. Okay. Really, it's just us here, Brandon. Just left when it went right. That's okay. Okay. Really, it's just us here, Brandon.

Just two co-hosts. Are you okay? Yeah, I'm fine. I'm doing it. No, I really am. Don't touch your face, Brandon. Are your kids trying to get in on this? Did you hear what he said?

My son said my dad is very durable. That's a great word to describe you, man. You are a thick boy who's durable. Girlfriend. Girlfriend, yes. A good-looking one, Brandon. I know you're into that type of thing. She's very good-looking.

Sure, a little brunette one. Isn't everybody into that type of thing? Yeah. Well, but you are definitely more. I feel like everybody's into attractive people. Yeah. That's true. But you also, I actually, the question I asked you on Unnecessary Roughness about the mystery girl versus six months by yourself was originated from Kevin. And Kevin, he said he would take the titties every time.

Yes. Yeah. I mean, there's an argument to be made for that. There is an argument to be made. I think that it's a short-sighted one. I think that you're running a high risk. The question was, would you rather be quarantined with a girl or a guy that you know is attractive, but you don't know what their personality is like at all?

So you're going to be able to get it in, but they might absolutely suck, and then you're stuck with them for months on end. Do you take that risk? Is the guy attractive? What? You. Is the guy attractive? on end do you take that risk what I don't want to be quarantined with some fucking huge fucking guy who's going to make it I meant if you're a guy you get a girl

if you're a girl you get a guy I swear to god Feidelberg you're just fucking gay dude you're just gay you're just a gay man this was based on a hypothetical that you get to have sex with the person. No, you're right. Listen, I did word it that way,

but your brain went there because you're gay. It makes sense. I don't want to be quarantined with some big, gross person. If the guy's ugly, what the fuck's that do for me? I don't even know. Yeah, but how did you get there? I agree with him.

If you're going to get quarantined with a guy or a girl, you're going to lean towards attractive over unattractive. Everybody pretty. Right. But what if they suck? What if they're like the worst person to be around? Wait, let me tell you how she laid it out to me. She said for the next six months,

you have to be quarantined with a person of the opposite sex, and your only guarantee is she's very hot, she's very attractive, but you don't know her personality or anything. Right. And she also said, and she will have sex with you. Right. All consensual, yes. All consensual. So that was laid out, and the caveat was or or you don't know what she's like right

or you can just stay alone you can just do what you're doing so you don't you're not going to get any any you know physical action you're not going to get any interaction but if she sucks then you're just stuck with a nightmare for you know however long this lasts so coming from where i come from and what i look like if you're giving me the option of having a very attractive person who's willing to have sex with me, I will take whatever I can take. Now, so you and on the other hand, you know, you look up to the other corner there with Feidelberg. He's taken the complete opposite. I can guarantee you that. Oh, yeah. And Kevin, Brandon said that he was the only one that was telling the truth. Brandon's the only one that I know that has said that answer.

He's horny.'s brandon fucking walker yeah there's there's no shot i'm taking a real i again i've been here for a week by myself and tell you what me and me are cooling right now i don't need someone else fucking here i don't even need like a well-mannered hot woman i'm'm good just right now. Just by yourself. All set. Let's get Brandon's answer on this next question. And then we can cycle Ellie in because I think she's going to have some good insight on this, too. To my question. Yeah. Sorry. We took that left turn because Brandon's horny. I didn't bring it up. I'm sorry. I just really you're in such a fragile state right now that I feel like I have to just pick on you. How am I in a fragile state?

Look at you. Well, look at you guys. You got the Unabomber over there. You got this guy with a big black dick hanging down his face. What am I supposed to do? Just to be clear, the famous Unabomber. You don't like the sketch of the Unabomber. That's exactly what you look like right now. That's not famous unabomber like the sketch of the unabomber that's exactly what you look like right now not the unabomber that was the wrong person brandon it looks like the

sketch that they put in the usa today so we can find the unabomber that's what you look like everything looks like the unabomber can i ask my question question yes okay all right I'll lay out the quick facts. Girl lives in Texas. She's been dating a guy for like four or five months. Pretty seriously. They are exclusive. He does not live in Texas, but he doesn't live in a state that is like one of the hot zones. So not California, New York. They've been talking a whole lot, but he has not invited her to come stay for the quarantine. She called me this morning and said, is four or five months

of dating too soon to ask if she can go stay with him because she has a roommate and she's going fucking crazy and he lives by himself. Yes. Cannot ask? Cannot ask. Cannot ask. You can

go over there. I agree with John. I mean, look, if you want to be deceitful, you can go over there I agree with John I mean look if you want to be deceitful you can go over for a night and maybe two nights and then be like oh shit my roommate has coronavirus can I stay but then that would mean she would have it too

yeah look when I say she's driving distance she's not like three or four hours like she's like a day of driving distance but it's not to one of the coasts. Wait. What is driving distance? If she's driving distance, it's not three or four hours. She can get on an airplane and it'd be quicker.

I think she said it's like six or seven hours. Oh, no shot. No shot. She wants to spend it with him. Too bad for her. I told her that if he hasn't asked her yet, then he doesn't want her there. That was my piece of advice. But she didn't want my advice.

She wanted y'all's advice. By the way, do you consider three or four hours a day of driving? Like you can do that round trip in a day? I mean, you could, yes. If you drive three hours, you stay there for the night. Well, yeah, but you could. That's some Texas. She's not just going to stay there. That is Texas, yes. She's got three hours. You stay there for the night. Well, yeah, but you could. She's not just going to stay there. That is Texas, absolutely.

She drives seven hours for a night. It's crazy. No. She's not driving seven hours for a night. Do what? He said you fucking Southerners. You're in Texas. Texas is not the South.

That's true. They used to do it in Florida, too. It was the craziest stuff. Seven, eight-hour drives, no problem. Yeah, no way. Oh, yeah, no, that's true they used to do it in florida too it was the craziest stuff seven eight hour drives no problem yeah no oh yeah no that's that's no problem i mean she she wants to do it not for one night though she's thinking she would go quarantine with him for a little bit because she's like well we're dating we've been dating for four months you are you are insane if you think that's a realistic ask insane i told her i told her not to ask because i said if he hasn't offered then she probably doesn't

want her there Brandon I'm gonna uh I'm gonna let you get back to your wife and kids because I know uh you know I know how great that is and good luck getting it in tonight Brandon we're gonna bring uh Ellie in because I'm sure she's got some thoughts on this uh on this situation I said that you know there is a chance that like the dude wants her there and he thinks he might be too forward to ask. And she wants to go there, but she thinks she can't invite herself. What's up, Elle? Hi, Ali. There's a chance that both of these people are both want it, but they're not asking.

But I am leaning more towards like this probably would have happened or been brought up earlier uh what did you what did you two have asked i was outside taking selfies what happened girl golden hour baby girl is dating this guy they're exclusive but not like fully official for four months she has a roommate and she's trapped in an apartment and she's all, you know, cooped up and going crazy. He is alone in like a big house. It's a very far drive, like, but it is possible. So like she doesn't have to get on a plane.

She could drive like seven hours, but she's afraid that she like, she can't ask the guy. She doesn't know if she can ask him, like she can't ask the guy she doesn't know if she can ask him like can i come stay with you uh why does she want to like why would you want to because she has a roommate she has a roommate that's driving her crazy and she wants to be with the guy she's dating yeah but don't you think he would drive her more crazy i don't want to be anywhere near a man right now like i don't want to be stuck in a house with a guy right now that's just there's the other take I mean

Ellie looked like it was insane that you ever would want to quarantine with a girl or a guy you're staying with I will say that these people are in their mid they're in their like not to like age they're in their mid 30s so I don't know if that makes it any different I don't want to be cooked up with either

I don't know I just wouldn't do it if I were her I wouldn't ask if you liked a guy you wouldn't want to be cooked up with either. I don't know. I just wouldn't do it if I were her. I wouldn't ask. If you liked a guy, you wouldn't want to be with him? I think she'd be more miserable in the long run. It ruins the fun of the early relationship. Like she's only four months in. That's a good point. Yeah, no, I mean, I told her not to do it.

If you live with him, you're going to kill him. Ellie, how are you doing so far? Like, what are you, 23? Yeah. So you're like, are you doing so far? What are you, 23? Yeah. So you're like... I'm hot. So you can speak for all 23-year-olds, of course. Yeah.

What was wrong with that? What was wrong with that? Ellie got out of the shower. She's been sweating since. It's crazy. Well, I was also just outside. It's hot, and I'm sweating, and it's hot. You're verklempt.

Just drink your wine, relax. It's Friday night times. The weekend is here. Were you itching to go out? Were you... No. Ellie's a 23-year-old, but she's

also a cat lady. Ellie's so-called a millennial, as we are. I'm more your age than my age. What's that? I'm more your age than my age. What's up? I'm more your age than my age. Well, hang on a second here. Look,

you don't get to insult my age. I get to insult yours. I'm not insulting your age. I was just saying, like, I'm more your age than I am my age, but I will say it hasn't, like, sunk in yet. I think now that it's the weekend, I'm like, oh, what am I going to do? I'm just going to sit in my apartment more, I guess. That's what we were saying. The weekend is going to be the worst

part. I think everyone's just going to keep working. Dave is going to have a lot of extent of making Corona happen. He's got an ear to Trump. He was probably like, look, don't do any of that stuff. Just do whatever it is you did to not be ready. And let's have this thing

explode so Barstool just works 24, seven. Actually, what else is there to do? Yeah. Puzzle can do a fucking puzzle. We'll talk to Bob and, uh,

and Trenton a little bit. They were, they were the puzzle gang the other night. So yeah, you can do puzzles. Are you, so you have two roommates, right?

Are you guys all, all together? One of them is in Connecticut. She went home. Okay. Yeah. But the other one, we're here. We haven't killed each other yet.

I feel like you get along with them, right? You hang out with them and shit? Yeah. You just met him on Craigslist, right? What? You just met him on Craigslist? No, I went to high school with my one roommate, and then she went to college with our other roommate.

And you guys all have your own rooms, right? Yes, I have a room. My room, welcome. Yeah. That's not so bad. There are definitely people right now who did get their roommates on Craigslist or are just, like, crammed in there that are stuck, and it's just like, uh. You think Mantis is doing it at the office?

What? You think Mantis is doing it at the office? You know what? He probably is actually at the office? You know what? He probably is actually at the office. I didn't think of that. He's got the biggest apartment of all. He's got his run of the fucking lot. He had to leave Thursday night or last night from 7 p.m. to 7 a.m.

But aside from that, he's been cooling. He's got the studios. He's got the couches, the TVs. He's just hanging. Oh, God. And there's probably a considerable amount of food there, right? Probably not. It's just him and the rats.

He's probably just eating rats. No, the snack closet upstairs has food. We're just not allowed in it. We're going to come back. We're going to get in there. It's going to be fucking just ripped off the hinges. But he's going to get there. And it's going to be just fucking...

It's going to look like McAllister when he's like, come downstairs, I'm eating garbage, whatever he does. That's going to be Mantis just like passed out on one of the couches, shirt off, covered in ice cream. Do you think that Mantis has girls there during this time?

During? During. During. Fuck no. During. There was a comment when we first started. Let me go back to the top. I got to give a shout out to whoever it was. He knew it.

He said, is Casey going to be on this during this live stream? Yeah, Mantis. I'm trying so hard. I really am. I'm practicing it when I'm talking to like my everyday people and I hear it. It just grates on my nerves. I'm yelling at you. You sound great.

Oh, no, no, no. Ellie, let me get, let me tell you the reason that I'm doing this is because I don't want to give. This is some bullshit. This is the biggest bullshit spin zone. It's not though. It's not. I don't like giving Kevin and or Jared joy on air.

So if I can fix me and my verbiage or whatever it is then they can't make fun of me so they can't be happy making fun of me that's just like that's ridiculous i'm gonna i'm gonna change the way i talk so that they can't no no that's bullshit yeah because you make fun of me for everything so if i can do one less thing then it is like i'll be telling a story and as soon as i say it it derails the whole thing i don't want you guys to have that satisfaction yeah but then if you permanently start saying during every time you say during i'm gonna stop the conversation and go do you know this girl changed her whole way that she kept talking just for us i'm gonna make money forever i would rather that than here you go daring as loud as you fucking can now yeah that's what it's like for us

fuck you kevin you know how long you can tell how bad the corona the uh quarantine's been so far casey's out of wine glasses casey's drinking no no no no no no hold on hold on au contraire sir it's friday night pints so i'm drinking my wine out of a pint glass okay yeah. Yeah. It's like I'd ever run out of wine glasses, John. I have a million of them. Ellie, have you, um, I feel like today they're talking about shutting down non-essentials and all that shit. And so we were talking about girls running to get their hair, their nails done, manicure, pedicure, all that. Are you, are you? Well, I don't get my hair done in the city. So I'm basically looking at like, you're going to,

I'm going to be a brunette by the time this is all. Yeah. Really about it. It's much, it's a much different experience and thing for girls. Because like, I don't know. I didn't even think about it. I'm going to look, my hair's going to be long. I'm going to get gross.

Whatever. I'm not shaving anything. It's going to get disgusting. You're too. Girls are like, hot. Like. It's going to get disgusting. You're too. Girls are actually hot. Wait. Eliana is getting on my nerves today. I'll tell you that right now.

What should she do? Did you just say girls are actually hot while Kevin and I discussed how we're going to do this? No. She said you're going to find out what girls are actually hot. Oh, that makes sense. Ellie, you're good. You're in the clear. Thanks, John. Ellie, actually oh oh that makes sense okay ellie you're good you're in the clear thanks john um ellie the the idea that like people's eyelash extensions like at the end of that like they're gonna look awful i'm in that boat the tan the spray tans the nails people that get injections

i don't know how that stuff works but apparently that's gonna be a problem a problem. Oh yeah. Filler or something like it's going to melt. Yeah. How does that work with filler? Do you know? I mean, I know that you, you don't get filler, but do you know how it works? Um, I do know how it works. I don't get filler yet, but it only lasts a couple months. So you do have to keep getting it, especially like Botox.

So girls lips are going to like deflate. Lips are going to deflate. Wrinkles are going to reappear. Yes. You're going to learn a lot about women. What we're seeing is water finding its level here. Yeah, buddy. I haven't really helped you guys out for a while.

Well, we've been done looking like this. Mm-hmm. Guess who's going to raise up a bit? Hey, I've been on record. Ellie, would you care if guys started wearing wearing we talked about this on on cck if guys wear makeup i wouldn't care like they should be allowed to wear makeup i don't want to learn how to use it like okay it's complicated i don't want to go to science class right no a full face i'm talking about like if you have a pimple you just want to cover it up you should be allowed

to do that i agree i don't really get pimples because I don't wash my face. What? You don't get pimples because you don't wash your face? Correct. That's not... Ellie, here's the thing. So, Feidelberg is not... What are you talking about? He's not a human.

He's not a human. He's a mutant. In 20 years, has a bar of soap or a face wash touched this face it's disgusting you are gonna be disgusting in like 10 years five he's gonna be crumbling disgusting he doesn't wear deodorant his hair he doesn't grow body hair well he doesn't smell he doesn't watch his hair he doesn't sweat he's not a human he's a mutant so i don't know it might work for him i don't know what's up with what's up let human. He's a mutant. So, I don't know. It might work for him. Let's go back for a second.

What's up with that whole I'm going to be ugly in five years thing? I said enjoy being handsome now because you're not washing your face. It's probably not going to last. What's that going to do? I'm not putting poisons into it. You're going to age faster. No one's using fucking anti-aging stuff.

Literally everyone is. I'm talking about guys. Maybe you two are. Kevin's not using anti-aging creams. Kevin should be using anti-aging creams. Yeah, he definitely should be. Sorry. Sorry. It's the one. I mean, everybody should be. What are you talking about? Makeup.

Guys will be using makeup before they're using anti-aging creams. I actually have. Guys already use anti-aging stuff No It's true Not most I'm saying that guys already do Sure I would say more guys use anti-aging stuff

Than makeup Totally Skincare over makeup I don't know All of that is going to be a very slim number yeah i don't think the science is out on that yet i don't think anti-aging have been around for long enough to tell us if they anti-age i that's a good question i feel like that shit that's like bullshit what is bullshit like when like retinol is proven to make your cells turn over faster all right so some of that for sure

yeah i get it but like when you're paying like a bajillion dollars for some like little cream that's really like you can tell the difference you i mean if it's a really expensive one you usually can yeah you absolutely can't expensive i feel like that's a racket i feel like that's probably i bet you can get some cheap shit that probably does the same type of stuff as the $100 jar or whatever the fuck it is. It doesn't look so good.

You anti-age creamers are going to look old as shit while all the vapors die. That's what's going to happen. I just want to let you guys see what's happening in my apartment right now. What is this? Look at this, you bougie bitch. It is, first of all, it's the best thing of all time that's like a sex toy that turns into a well it's so vibrator it sounds like a vibrator if you're

on the phone with somebody and you're doing that they're like what the fuck are you doing but it aerates it it makes it way better john it makes it. It makes it better. That's bullshit. Yeah. It does. It makes it better. No, John. It does. I mean, I said it.

I don't know if I fucking do. That's like if you're like a sommelier, maybe you could tell the difference. I could give you a fucking $8 bag of wine. You're drinking that, bitch. Well, right now, yes, Kevin. I'll probably drink rubbing alcohol by then. Did you see, Casey? They deemed liquor stores essential. Oh, yeah. I went probably drink rubbing alcohol by the end of this thing. Did you see, Casey? They deemed liquor stores essential.

Oh, yeah. I went to my local wine store today to support local businesses, and they told me that. Dude, that's clutch. And a lot of them are going to be offering free delivery so that people don't have to go out, so they don't get stopped on the streets. Yeah. In Jersey, they're shutting them down. So shout out to New York. Like, that's – could you imagine if you were an alcoholic and they were like liquor stores are shut down you're fucked i think in new york

john's like imagine yeah imagine that i actually have to deal with this not to brag but this is my first 20 bottle of wine that i've ever purchased welcome welcome you'll never be able to go backwards yeah it does well now you can now i would say stay right there stay in that like 20 to 30 bottle because once you go to the good shit going back stinks stinks hey i got a bone to pick right here oh you can we do a kangaroo court real quick yeah casey deleted an instagram story that was tagged to me and i was getting followers and now i'm not i delete what do you mean i didn't delete anything what did i delete you deleted my funny fucking comment i didn't delete anything

what's the question are you talking about yeah Yeah, which one? I posted two of you on text message today. Yeah, and there's only one left, and it's not the funny comment. Okay, there's only one text left. You're right on that. Oh, there is only one text left. I honestly don't know how that happened. Why would I delete that? I'm going to put it back up right now just for you, John. I want followers. I don't know how that happened i'm gonna be completely honest i i lost my mind for a little bit today so i apologize john

i'll get you your followers right now it was very homeless person do what so you went out and ate in the park like a homeless person i did no listen i found a bench that there was no one around. I went and picked up a salad that I ordered online, social distancing. And I went and sat by myself and ate because I have to have vitamin D. I've found if I don't get vitamin D. Casey needs that D! I need that D. I brought that one up for everyone.

You were a idiot when I bought this, didn't you? Yeah, for real. one up for everyone. You were a idiot when I bought this, didn't you? Yeah, for sure. But you know what? Someone, I'm thinking it was one of my roommates, stole the cord before they left. Oh, fuck. Like, all right, if you take this, if I just can't get any fucking vitamin D sunlight,

maybe it'll just come back and you'll be dead. Or are you all sitting in your apartments? Have you guys been outside, boys? I went for a drive. I have my car, so I can drive around, so that's nice. You went for a jog? Me?

No, I said drive. Oh, that makes more sense. Oh, John, did Kevin tell you about what happens? God forbid he gets tested positive for coronavirus. We all have a coronavirus? Well, he's going to, yes, which God forbid. But if that happens, because I ask how we're supposed to get tested if we need to get tested down the road, if we can't take a car anywhere because we don't have cars in the city, he will come pick us up.

Because if he has it, you and I definitely have it jared probably has it we will get in the car and he will take us a field trip because i realized i mean if you don't have a car i don't know what you would do right you can't i mean if he has it we definitely have it the one that i went to unless they open up some shit in in manhattan you have to have a car so if i have it i'll pick you guys up uh we're gonna um cycle rocket in and because casey and rocket can't be in the same place they're like those those fish that fight each other casey's out rocket can come in casey have a good friday i love you today is friday night pints recap is brought to you by upstart now right now, there's a lot of financial uncertainty, and people are going to need cash, and they're going to need it now, and that's what Upstart

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Hey, guys. What's up? Hey, guys. How are you? Good. How are you doing? I'm really sweaty. I don't know why.

You're really sweaty? I'm sweaty, too. It's hot yeah like it's like 75 degrees out and i'm dressed like it's uh like it's 40 and it's well that'll do it oh yeah i've been pumping my ac i i turned my ac on about a week ago that means it'll be on until off the fall yeah i gotta i gotta crack a window uh the most awkward thing in the world just happened to me hit me so uh before this i went i walked to chipotle because i was tired of like my frozen meals and i was walking back to my apartment and i'm walking one way across the street and this dude is walking towards me and he's like carabas and i was like hey what's

up and i went to go fist bump him and he just straight up left me hanging and I was like I get it but still I get it you can't you can't that's on me that's on me but it's just instinct to be like yeah what's up dude I wasn't going to stop and talk we're in the middle of the fucking street but

it sucks that you're left hanging it's been a while since I've if you go in public now I feel like it's definitely an awkward vibe where it's like it's been a while since right if you go in public now i feel like it's definitely an awkward vibe where it's like it's nice though people are like being nice like people will close the door so you can walk in and stay away from them it's nice maybe maybe i just went out i went to go to cvs to get paper towels that's basically where i've been going to like the pharmacy and back. That's it. Yeah.

I get a coffee every morning. Like I'll walk like two blocks to get a coffee and then come back. God, I miss coffee. I, I, I went outside. I was telling Kevin before we started, I went outside today for the first time since Tuesday and, uh, don't, don't care for it. Like it's, it's not fun.

And I, I don fun. I don't feel what Ellie's feeling with the whole people are nice. I think that's probably based on our world views. Yeah, our personalities. I was going to say just being a guy versus being a girl.

My world view probably doesn't help. It was just like I actually felt like everyone was kind of attacking me. I felt like I was under attack the entire time. Were people coughing on you? Like I don't... One lady

coughed into her own hand. The lady who was doing my fucking... I was getting like I went to Duane Reade to get beers for this. And then I also grabbed a couple snacks. She coughed into her hand while putting the snacks in my bag so i was just threw the bag away um but then like everyone around me it just feels like you're like i don't know a little insect and like spiders got you and i'm just waiting for

them to come jump on i feel like everyone has coronavirus except me guess what we all probably do true yeah well i'm very asymptomatic i don't know if you've noticed not a single cough out of me yet yeah but yeah i feel i can't go outside it's i won't go out for another week now that was enough it is very strange to like feel like you're like opposite magnets walking down the street like if like i was walking towards someone and she just did like a complete like you like that's what i'm saying everything is very like stay the fuck away walking down the fucking sidewalk like do you want me to walk into the street to avoid you i don't know what you expect me to do i i mean i hope that when this is all over that we keep this up

i want social distancing for the rest of my life i don't want strangers near me i don't want people talking just i'm I'm very afraid that when this all ends, it's going to be some big kumbaya moment and I'm going to be expected to go out and hug and touch and be around people, whereas I want this to just keep going. Oh, I completely disagree

with you. I can't wait for that night this ends. Why 15 people that night? Ugh. Just dancing, partying in the streets mooch not even like smooching i'm gonna do it i mean i'll tell you it's it's gonna be a lot of smooching when we get out of here yeah well there's gonna be some serious there's gonna just like new york city is gonna be a fucking orgy when this is over i mean it kind of usually is like normally but this is when this is all. It kind of usually is normally, but

when this is all over, it's going to be like, sure, I'll fuck anybody. I'll talk to anybody. I'll kiss anybody. You're nuts if you're not looking forward to that. It's going to be the party of the century, Kevin. Yeah, I know. I'm going to be like, I'm going to social distance still. I'll see you on Instagram.

Whenever that takes place place that's when like the sequel to the coronavirus movie starts it's like oh like they thought that they could come out and like look at all these like gangbangers going to and then like the virus has mutated and like that's when the zombie apocalypse starts it's worth it worth it have you um uh ellie like the the 23 year old demo um like alana and like all your friends and shit are they i'm i'm sure i would be freaking out a lot more if i was like steadily going out like used to being like partying and all that shit like i've been this is fine for me but normal life yeah yeah i i'm i don't think it hit me until i realized it's friday night and like i should be doing something or seeing someone and and i'm like what am i gonna do

tomorrow i have all day to sit in my house like what do i do you know um so i think we're all a little bit stir crazy trying to find things and people to distract us. You know, where's Alana? She's here. She's with her roommates. She was in Jersey, but she was with her family and she was going crazy. Like my mom wants me to come home and I'm like, no, I'll murder.

I'll murder all of you. Really? I'm sure your parents are like very mad that you're not home. Right. That gave me to come home. Yeah. Yeah. I don't want to get my parents sick.

They keep asking me to, and like, they're not, they could, they could survive it probably. But my mom's been sick before. My dad's been sick before. They might have low immune systems. I don't want to.

Are we drinking straight Gosling's rum right now? Gosling's rum is the official rum in section 10. Wow. Are you drinking rum? Yeah, we got some dark and stormies too. Dark and stormies. Look and stormies look at this fucking guy holy shit dude you holding a bottle of

gauze and grum stop me dead in my face I don't even know what he's talking about I'm not drinking it the kids might be watching this I'm not going to drink it on air but when we're done with this I'm probably going to have a little night to myself I bet you will might be watching this i'm not gonna drink it on air but when we're done with this um yeah i'm

probably gonna have a little night to myself i bet you will um well ellie i want uh you know stay sane stay safe out there keep firing off those tweets my buddy texted me and said um he let me see the exact tweet of yours that he referenced because it was kind of funny. He was comparing, um, my Corona virus video to one of your tweets. And so, um, my Corona virus video got 3000 likes and your, maybe this is a good time to get messy and just start shit with people. Like perhaps I'm bored enough to text someone I haven't spoke to in five years just to tell them why they were actually wrong in the fight we had that I can

barely remember. 6,000 likes. So just keep firing on those tweets. I'm actually ready to get into fights. Like this is where I'm at in my life right now. Like I'm considering texting everyone I've ever met and just being like, this is the fight we had and I want to rehash it. All those fights you won in the shower after they happened, let's do them again, right? All right. Have a good night.

Have a good one. We're going to bring in the rest of the whole milk gang now. We got Robbie and Trent. I think they're together, right? Yeah! Whole milk is in the building! What's up, boys? What's up? I love it. Friday Night Pints, I want you guys to drink

Pints of milk I'm not a whole milk guy So I'm not asking for initiation into the gang But I've been crushing Milk on this thing I've been drinking so much milk I take milk naps Milk naps boys If you want to start a secondary gang,

Feidelberg, we could be the 2% gang because I got 2%. We'll be the deuces. I think it's just a big milk umbrella. We can all be together. I have an issue with whole milk. I developed a lactose intolerance to whole milk because in high school,

I was trying to gain weight. I was trying to put muscle on because I want to be a pro wrestler. So I went, go mad. Gallon of milk a day. And I was eating a gallon a day. I was walking around with a gallon of milk like I was a wrestler drinking. I can't imagine this guy. I can't believe this guy's still alive.

That we have him on the virus. I mean, that's – Still alive. It's a miracle. That's what Handsome Hank did. He drank the – He did. He had the core belly.

He just had the biggest gut you'll ever see. It was – Hank was, I don't know, probably around Robbie's age when he started, right? So Hank was probably 19, 20, really skinny, and just – He took off his shirt in the middle of a rundown once, I think. And we all accidentally caught it. And we're like, wait, what the fuck was that? It's tough. It's tough to put on weight when you're like super skinny like that.

I remember I would do like a pound of pasta. And you just get fat. There's no exact time to do it. But the fucking ridiculous part is you and Bob and Hank have like the best look in the world. I mean, Robbie's fully embraced it with just like the like fucking bassist rock and roll

look where you put the hat on, the fucking black on black, you get tattoos, and you're good to go. Don't get big and become a meathead. That sucks. It took Hank a long time to agree with us but we came around thank get tattoos white tees fucking scullies and just rock out in brooklyn and hank just did that to a tee yep got here got everything it it's it's a fantastic look just a tremendous yeah i don't

want to be a powerhouse but i might get a little prison jack might do a few push-ups and i gotta i gotta figure out something in terms of moving because i'm gonna be 400 pounds if if this continues like well especially moving i gotta decide because i'm not gonna maintain it's either gonna be 380 pounds or like 205 just fucking jacked out you hit the jackpot with mama fox i mean you you're you're what's the opposite of collateral damage? You were just like the innocent bystander who just fell into the Powerball, dude. You got more snacks than fucking anybody. I couldn't.

The groceries took up our entire kitchen on the floor. I couldn't believe it, man. It is like winning the lottery. We're going to be living off that for the next couple months. I'm pretty sure that Bob Fox and Trent have the nation's entire supply of Yoo-Hoo. No one else has any Yoo-Hoo right now. It's all in their market. Yeah, go grab a couple of those.

We got Yoo-Hoo. We got green tea. We got a gallon of milk. We got brisk. We've been crushing these. You want to talk about Friday Night Pints? We're kind of going crazy on the brisk. Boom. Boom. I'm going to put this thing down in one

goal. Really slam it down your throat. Yeah. I feel like out of everybody, I'm pretty sure there's a lot of people at Barstool who live together, right?

But I feel like Bob Fox and Trent have got to be the best roommate duo quarantined right now right well i don't know we're bored we're so bored yeah this is like you're bored together at least but yeah we're bored you guys were talking about earlier about like when this all ends and there's going to be a huge party and normally i don't go out on the weekends like i don don't do anything. People ask me to do something. I just ignore the text and I act like it never happened. But once this thing is over, I'm going to turn into a completely different person. I should have taken advantage of my freedom when I had the chance. No, you're not.

Dude. Yes, I am. No, you're not. It's a nightmare. I know we did this pre-churning. All of us would sit around in our own filth. We jerk off all the time. We'd be covered in everything. But now that I've kind of been on the outside of it where I leave and I go to the office, I see people like you guys. I like to see you guys. I can't revert back. And all that time, I just don't – not having the option to, like, go out. I liked being home on the weekends when there was the option.

I can go grab dinner if I want to. I never would. But now on the other side of it, I'm going to be going crazy. I'm going to be going all the time. I understand everything you're saying. I'm going crazy. And I don't doubt that the first weekend that this is over, if this ever ends, you will maybe go out.

And then that's it. You will go right back to your old ways. You'll be at one bar crowded with, like, you know, doing shots of shit you don't want to do and people bothering you and talking to you and you're going to go right back home and do whatever it is. I think that Trent has a kink.

He has a fetish. It's ignoring texts. Nobody gets off on ignoring texts more than Trent. He fucking ignores texts. Like, I'll be sitting on the couch with Bob texting Trent in his room and he'll ignore the text. I'm like, I'm outside the door mother you're tweeting you're you're on your phone and you're just choosing to ignore me you motherfucker yeah yeah let's say yeah let me it's not it's not that big a deal like it's nothing is that press me if jared was like i'm not in the

living room i'm having a heart attack come. Like Bob, when he had a heart attack when he smoked too much weed, I came out immediately. But if it's just like, hey, what are you doing? It's like, that's not that pressing. I'll just go to bed. That's what it is. I'm sorry. I think I've literally been like, hey, we're about to order a Taco Bell. Do you want anything? And nothing.

Nothing. I mean, no. But just if you just say no, then me and Bob can place the order. Log mean, no. But just if you just say no, then Bob can place the order. Log in to daddy. No. You're right. But also, it's not a huge thing. If he doesn't answer, it delays our order.

I'm going to turn on both these things. I think that us reverting back is not good. It's like us getting back into prison life where it's like we came out, right? You got out of jail the first time and you got a fucking nine to five, right? And you're wearing a tie to work every day and things are feeling good. And then you see one of your old buddies

from the old days. We relapsed. Yeah, you relapsed. And guess what? That night you're doing fucking black tar heroin and you're robbing people and shit like that. Yeah. Like I've slowly seen myself

falling back into it where it's like, I was like, oh, I got a little spare time today since we don't have other shit going on, like interviews and fucking things. I'll do a blog or two. All right. We're up to five blogs a day now. And guess what? Once we hit seven, John, gone. Gone.

I meant to ask you, Fight, how many tens did you stock up with? I go out for four at a time That's why I go out twice a week Because the second that I heard That they were locking down I bought 50 Convenience stores are essential

Huh? Convenience stores are essentials I know but I do the Black Buffalo Oh If they just shut down the fucking company And they're like they don't show up to work Then what happens so I bought 50 50 tins

I got one black buffalo here I still kind of fluctuate Between the skull and the black buffalo Honestly though John I would Maybe stock up because maybe those Those stores are considered convenience But I think they're run by like Like if some dude's like I don't want to do this anymore. I got to get – like I'm going home.

He might shut it down. Oh, no. He's a fucking warrior. He's a G? Yeah. That dude's been fucking making sandwiches, asking people to spit in his mouth while he does it. Yo, Bob, I don't know why this popped into my head. It does – it pops in, I want to say like once a month,

which is pretty frequent when I'm about to tell you what it is. I very often think about how wildly inappropriate the Bob Fox come challenge was. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like I really regularly, I think about it. I'm like, we, there was like, that was probably the last moment in barstool history that we could have got away with that like we're trying to do that now like no too like it sort of got shut down

on the day that i came this was controversial in the moment i can say years after the fact in a documentary that will be made about this, I really did come on that day. I was flying. So, yeah. How many days did you make it? 19. 19 days. Yo, Kevin and I had that off top.

Yeah, no, I'll remember that. That's the greatest trivia question ever. If you're in Stooling, that's like, when we start the whole milk gang, the question at the door, I'm going to open it up. How many days did it take for bob box to come 19 you're in open the door and it spawned like a lifelong meme like i still get you know like today rosario dawson cast his ahsoka tano in the new star wars fucking someone tweeted me the zero days since bob box can you walk us through the process of like how that happened like how it just you just came the come itself or the challenge the guy no no just like like did you just wake up and you just

like came your pants correct yeah what dream what i would have loved i don't know if it's possible if you had a daydream if you were just walking around and came, that would be, if you could just think it into existence. Imagine if it was like, imagine that day when there was all those, the sports illustrated models were in the office. Imagine if you were just at your desk and like all the, all the girls walk off the elevator,

you just came. Remember that video of the guy who had uncontrollable orgasms. Do you remember that? That would have been Bob Fox. I love it. We are at seven on the dot. So perfect. It was happy hour.

That was the first Friday night pints. I think it was a wonderful success. So thank you to everybody who gave some time. Maybe next week we'll do it again with a couple of new people. We'll get the holies in the building. Everybody stay safe, stay healthy, stay lazy, stay hot. See you next time.