KFC Radio - Gary Vaynerchuk Interview | We Took a Quiz to Find Out If We're A**holes

Episode Date: March 1, 2022

Subscribe, share, and leave a review! 0:00 -Let me know if I could be of service Text 4:51 - Choke Wordle 8:45 - The Jester's Privilege 18:23 - The War and Memes 23:00 - Feits went gun golfing this weekend 34:49 - The Blade Bet Begins today 35:54 - Feits tweet went over people's heads 37:46 - Friends having mental breakdowns 41:17 - Kevin saved his child's life 44:30 - Providence trip recap live from Harpoon Brewery 1:01:00 - Top 5 College traditions 1:18:00 - Voicemails 1:43:34 - Gary Vaynerchuk joins the show! WE talk about the Jets, his viral tiktok clip that was taken out of context, having an optimistic outlook on life, building a media empire, and much more. Let us know what you think on twitter: @KFCRadio @KFCBarstool @Feitsbarstool @GaryVee @nickhammy5 @mikeypavss @macczack21You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Like, don't ask me if I remember your internet, your one moment of internet, like, fame. That being said, when your story is that you got bit in the face by a lizard. it's another edition of KFC radio on the barstool sports. It's Clancy and Feidelberg. We're here to fuck around at a time when I think the world needs it. Right? Yeah. You think so? It's, you know, there's...

Well, here's the thing. We can't provide any real help. No. No, we can't. So I just would say, you know, from on behalf of us to the people out there, I think we all need some good times with all the drama we are facing. Let us know if we can be of any service

and please be safe. That's a text I got from a drug dealer. Which you know had to be like a mass text that he sent out to all of his clients. Like anyone who's ever had a drug dealer has gotten a mass text before. But it's always been like, yo, got that heat this weekend or something like that. Got that gas, got the fire, whatever. It's never been like, in a world.

This dude said, in times of war, I can be of service. And you know what? He ain't wrong, man. Dude, what are you talking about, man? I haven't talked to that, I haven't heard from that drug dealer, which means either this is a new it's definitely been pre-pandemic

since I heard from him. It was like either this is a new he's stepped up and he's making money now where he got a mass tech service. Or maybe he has an assistant now where he got a mass tech service. Yeah, yeah. Or maybe he has an assistant.

Maybe he has an intern. Or maybe he just never thought that was important enough until now he's like, all right. I got to do some marketing. Things are getting a little crazy. It's time. Well, yeah, I like to think of it as more, it was from the heart. It was like, I want to help. You know what?

I can't. This war is not at our doorstep. I can't do anything to help the Ukraine, but I'll help at home domestically. I'd like to think he was sitting there just crafting it. Like, all right. So funny. He would have been better off sending like, hey, do you want to get in an argument with all of your friends until 6 o'clock in the morning about how this Ukraine-Russia situation is going? Get four friends, two people kind of friendly, and one girlfriend.

You guys get in a room. I'll come by. I'll provide some. We'll fix this whole thing. Well, if there's anyone who's going to save the Russian-Ukraine situation, it's a bunch of yipped-up 30-somethings in West Village. No, no, no. Here's the thing. Here's the thing.

What Klitschko's doing, though, is fucking sick, okay? It's really, really fucking cool, I think. I mean, could you just imagine? Imagine this happened in New York, right? They wouldn't do that. No mayors would do that. No mayors would be on the front line here in New York. I know that's what I'm saying, dude.

That's what I'm saying. I love it. You know what, though? And I appreciate that. And please be safe. And please be safe. He's like, he's giving you probably illicit drugs laced with fentanyl, but please be safe.

Don't tell me to be safe. Give me the drugs I asked for, not other ones. You be safe with the drugs you're going to give to me that aren't safe. Whatever you're stepping on my shit with, you be safe.

All the time, man. I mean, that's... I texted him, did you reply? No, I didn't fucking reply. Luckily, I was in Boston. I was going to say, were you like, yeah, sounds good, dude. Wait, did you say he texted that Thursday night?

So when the war broke? Oh, no, Wednesday night it broke. But still, it was early. My man saw an opportunity. That was an opportunity right there please be safe all time drug dealer

it was I mean it literally read like one of those lines like people use the picture of future and it's like

always like Jesus had one recently where it's like please be safe I miss you it's World War 3 but it was already in my heart or something like it's world war three but still like it was already

in my heart or something like that yeah i know the best line of it was uh i saw you texted negative for covid you know i worry and that speaking of that is probably going around a lot today those future type texts with uh with wordle that was one of your best tweets ever man yesterday's wordle answer was choke. I saw a girl post her score with the little green boxes, and then she just added the word me afterwards with a little winky emoji being like choke me. John said a lot of people are texting exes or whatever. A lot of people are getting texts.

Haha, Wyrtle made me think of you today. Hope you're well. Yeah, you know what? I think the Times heard our cries that Wordle wasn't horny enough anymore. What's crazy, and it's a testament to our times and to what we've done, what our generation has done to sex is deplorable. Because the word choke should not be sexual. And for, like, the vast majority of humankind history,

it was not. Nobody was really saying that up until probably like, when do you think the choking started within the last decade? Uh, boy. Yeah. Yeah. People have been into kinky shit forever.

But like publicly, like a regular girl in regular conversation can be like, I like to be choked and slapped. And people will be like, yeah, me too. It is pretty much household conversation now. It has absolutely been the last 10 years because on this podcast you said no, right?

You can go back and you can find time. Pussy. What a pussy. He's such a pussy. I was always on board with the peeps and kids. He was a pussy back in the day. That's really? That's the line? You guys suck. I remember my line where it's like, I weigh 230 pounds.

I'm not putting pressure on your fucking throat while I fuck you. That's too far for me. And I've been bullied into beating women. Fine. I'll do it. The fucking society shamed me for being like, look, I'm not going to be fucking violent. You're fucking violent. I'm not going to fuck you then.

All right, fine. I signed up for sex. Guess we'll have a street fight, though. I remember when another thing. By the way, I have when the, like, another thing. By the way, I have no voice. It makes it funny. I spend so much time puking. I just destroyed, like, my vocal cords throwing up so violently.

Kelly King's tweeted, I try and be supportive, but the scream puking I'm hearing right now. Like, I was fine. We did interviews this morning. I was fine. I have no voice now from fucking vomiting. I'm trying to think. If you work here, obviously it's not the same as an office. A lot of things are different. We're doing shows where you're eating

fermented shark on the show. It's not a normal office situation. But as evidenced by our company values and whatnot, we are inching more and more towards a regular media company. There are some people out here and granted we are inching more and more towards a regular media company so there are some people out here and granted we kind of separate we're full-blown segregation here with content and non-content but the thought that some people are just trying to get some shit done

and do some work and you're just like oh it was it's tough dude i was trying to. Dude, I was trying to... At one point, I was trying to still eat it and get it down. What's the consistency like? It's like rubbery. Yeah. But I was throwing up while still trying to eat it. So it was spewing out of my mouth, but I still had the shark in my mouth.

So I was trying to eat it. It's a fucking mess. You are like the Family guy Epikak episode. Like, you really are. Just puke fucking absolutely. Bro, I used to be... And it's getting worse. I used to, like...

I don't know if I was ever respected, but like... No, no. I used to... But you were... Like, now I'm just like the puke guy. Oh, yeah. No, you are.

That's all I am. You are simply just a court jester. It is. You are just like, dance for me, monkey. You know what I learned about recently? Oh, boy. We're all over the place here. I don't care. Fuck it. I were just like, dance for me, monkey. You know what I learned about recently? Oh, boy. We're all over the place here.

I don't care. Fuck it. I think you wrote back to that drug dealer. The Jester's Privilege. The Jester's Privilege. What's that? It is something that is one. That sounds like a movie title.

That is one privilege that I will. Well, I have all the privileges. I have literally every privilege. But this is the other one another one I have is the justice privilege like nothing matters because what he is he is unimportant like

in the jester's mind he can say whatever the fuck he wants because he should not have respect and it doesn't matter laughter laughter can you make that bigger for me, Pat? Jester's privilege is the ability and the right of a jester to talk and mock freely without being punished as an acknowledgement of his right. The core jester symbol.

But the idea that you just know that you don't deserve respect. It's like, yeah, what I said doesn't matter. So who gives a shit? And yet, and yet your career is to disseminate your opinions. It's even better. Well, well, this leads me to something that I have been waiting to bring up for since Thursday night.

I've been waiting to bring this up. No one knows what I'm about to say. Not a single one of you, because no one else looked at the schedule as closely as I did. On Thursday night, we had a whistle pig event. We had a breakdown. At one point, we were handed an email, a breakdown of what the hours, what was going to be happening at 4 p.m., 5 p.m., 6 p.m.

No one held onto that paper as long as I did, because I read all the way to the bottom. And the bottom had what Barstool members would be present. Okay? The first name present, Kevin Clancy, later described as the legend KFC. Next name on the list, John Feidelberg, KFC's right hand man.

The court jester. Well, I mean, right hand man to a legend is pretty fucking cool, dude. I like so quietly fold that up and put it in my pocket so no one else can see it. No, no, no, it's fine, dude. I got a schedule memorized. It's pretty regular. It's pretty regular.

It's what you expect, yeah. Well, I got to say, as my right-hand man, you tore it down. You brought the house down. We had to do a little speech. And if you watch the KFC Radio vlog, this week in KFC Radio, that Paz has been churning out every single week, you saw that we went up to Harpoon Brewery to do this, basically like a kickoff, launching our partnership with Whistlepig.

And at the event, it was a lot of schmoozing it was just like a you know say hi to distributors and but when as things really got cooking there were two two women there and they came over early i don't know i think they were just like there i don't i don't think they worked for whistle pig or harpoon i don't think so either i don't think they worked for Whistlepig or Harpoon. I don't think so either. I think they were just like, they snuck in or something. But they said, it was one girl who was probably like my age, and she was like, we're here, it's my mother's birthday.

And her name was Maribel? Mirabel? Just Mira. Her name was Mira. She's from Yugoslavia. Yugoslavia. She said to me with a nod, like, you know what that means. And I was like, no, I don't. I don't have a clue what that means. But I'm picturing something sexual.

I was going to say, well, Mira was on the prowl for some dick. She was turning 75. Yes, it was her 75th birthday. And me, oh, my, did she want to fuck me. I have never been approached by someone quite as bluntly as she was. I mean, she came over to me and grabbed my drawstrings on my hoodie and gave them a pull and said something like, you're cute. And then gave me one of these chin wiggles.

It was even more than a chin. It was like a caress and into a wiggle right yeah like a two-handed and then and then we took pictures they didn't say like we love your podcast or whatever they just were like you know you're here let's take a picture she says thank you walks away comes back over and says to me like i figured out why uh you know you're so cute because you're one of the important people here and gives me another smush on my face. And I think in that moment, she was expecting me to be like,

room 605 back at the hotel, like, meet me back there at 8 o'clock. I mean, she – and God bless her, you know. She was 75. Yeah, yeah. She's been on the planet earth for 75 years. Yeah, she had the confidence of, like earth for 75 years yeah she had a she had the confidence of like a 25 year old girl a hot 25 year old she was a 75 year old woman uh but she wanted to fuck me and uh and so that was as funny enough and then we give this speech

to the whistle pig employees and the harpoon employees and i i kind of wrapped things up and my john you have anything else to say and he he was like, well, you know, if you need any proof in the product, in Whistlepig and these piggybacks, if they work, like there was, shout out to this birthday girl who like, even she wanted to have sex with Kevin after having a couple of those. And it was just like, it was this like killer, like corporate speech type of joke.

You know, it's like a best man sort of speech joke and it was like wolf the crowd went wild for that one wrapped it up real nice it was i was either going to end it with uh doing a shoey of piggyback out of my own shoe or i was gonna have like one line to say because kevin gave a great speech and i didn't have anything to add because that's what my job is i think i think uh the the route you went was much better than if you just had to walk around in a big bag the rest of the night you would have been very like because also like if that doesn't like there is nothing like that's not gonna get people rowdy like it's not a rowdy event no they would have been like all right dude also just a great great moment we went there and there was a lot of distributors and people who are like,

we wanted to tell them, like, make sure you get piggyback in your local liquor stores and grocery stores because this is going to be, like, the next big thing in alcohol and spirits. So there's, like, a lot of important people there. We were talking to this one bigwig. He was a CEO. He was awesome. This guy was fucking awesome, the way he talked. We were just, like, a couple of guys shooting the shit the shit and at some point i brought up the war in some capacity

and he just goes yeah yeah you know i mean what a fucking asshole that guy is huh just a real fucking piece of shit just talking about putin and i was like yeah yeah man like if they if they would just say that on fucking fox and cnn if they were just like, this is Justin. Putin's a real fucking asshole, man. It was just so true and from the heart. I was like, yeah, man. That's why you're the CEO of this place. You know what's up.

You throw the paper. He's a fucking dick. Fucking asshole. Yeah, I can see some reporter being like, and the latest is that Putin vows that he will, you know what? Fuck this guy. He's a real fucking dick man so uh yeah um boy i don't even know where we are or what's going on in this podcast not at all drug dealer texted john yeah well but but much like john's drug dealer we are here for

you as well because uh it it genuinely is a weird i was wondering when i was there you're just leaving that for later? It fell on the ground. I wasn't going to eat it. But who was I kidding? I was going to eat it. Again, court jester. I eat out of the garbage because my opinions don't matter.

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to purchase dude I was thinking about how over the weekend how like how hard every movie studio like owner producer must be right now like when war starts oh yeah movie studios must get these must come everywhere.

Just get so hard from it. Just like one of those fake dick cums. Fake dicks in porn. I'm going to make so much fucking money on The Ghost of Kiev. I'm going to make so much fucking money on Zelensky.

That's a comedy. He's got some action in him. so much fucking money on Zelensky. Like, that's a comedy. But then, like... But even he's got some action in him. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. But, like... Zelensky is going to take over. He's going to be like,

I'm done with the Ukraine. I'm going to Hollywood. I'm going to America where my star is fucking rising. Probably, like, the story of the Klitschko. Like, there's... Klitschko, Zelensky... That video of Zelensky

sticking around at the Capitol or, like, whatever, just being like, I'm not leaving. Telling America I don't need a ride. I need ammunition. I didn't hear that line. They offered him, we'll get you out safely. I don't need a ride.

I don't need a ride. Ammunition or I need guns or something like that. That is a fucking movie line. Because he was an actor, so he probably is acting a little bit. But being like, I don't need a ride. I need ammunition. Oh, fuck. I'm hard thinking about it.

That is fucking... Gangster, dude. That's fucking Rambo. Yeah. That's fucking, you're going to send up that many guys. You need some advice? Bring a lot of body bags. I mean, yeah, that's like a fucking action punchline. Yeah, Klitschko's sticking around.

See, the problem is all the fakeness is actually undermining the real cool shit you know people like that picture of klitschko is not real that's fake it's like okay not fake it's old it's old like very old though but okay fine but that doesn't mean it's not happening yeah i mean it's still fucking cool right they're sticking around and like you know fighting the fight just because the picture is from a different time or different place but yeah everything it does it does feel like everything that's cool is fake though I will

admit that like yeah yeah every story of something is like a day later it's like that's not real that is like how war works man like everything is propaganda in war everything is is legend and mythic and like you know Paul Revere didn't actually ride and you know right right right that shit is fake because you need to Everything is legend and mythic and like Paul Revere didn't actually ride.

Right, right, right. All of that shit is fake because you need to boost morale and rally the troops and shit. It's just that we now have an army of internet people being like, well, actually, that's not true. And I said that about the Ghost of Kiev being like – I mean we did that with fucking – what's his name? With Tillman. Sure. Absolutely. Tillman was like he heroically charged the field or charged

the mountain i got shot by his own people this is what happened actually exactly it doesn't make him any less heroic yeah we still prop him up but but when you want to like nitpick and and i said that about the ghost of kiev being like this is awesome like propaganda for ukraine right now all good i don't fucking care. And people have gotten so obsessed with fake news that they're like, and I'm not saying the fucking journalist should report that the Kostychev's real. I'm saying that if you're a

putz dicking around on Twitter, that your first move shouldn't be to quote tweet it and be like, actually, this is not really happening. It's like, let the fucking story, let it, you know, any story, anytime you're like tearing down someone who's doing a little storytelling,

it's like, yeah, no, it's embellished. We know it's, or sometimes totally fucking fake, but look, look at the,

like the room is captivating or look at the, what's going on. All Ukraine has is like their will and the morale and their, and their, you know what I mean? Like that's, what's going to help them win this shit. So let them believe that some pilots knocking motherfuckers out. Who cares? It's like someone being at a standup show and being're, you know what I mean? Like, that's what's going to help them win this shit. So let them believe that some pilot's knocking motherfuckers out.

Who cares? It's like someone being at a stand-up show and being like, you weren't at the mall last week. Exactly. Exactly that. It's like, you got me. Like, that premise isn't totally fucking real. But, yeah, I got plugged into, like, alt-right pro-Putin

and, like, the crazy fake news side of Twitter. And I was like. How did that happen? Because I said and I was like how'd that happen because I said I was like if you are if you're like out here well actuallying the ghost of Kiev like you're an asshole like you're a little snopesy narc bitch like just let the story be because it's for the good guys and some some guy I don't even know him but some people were like oh no that dude sucks when he quote tweeted me um who's like i guess known to be like a alt right guy and so then i just got like plugged into that side of things whereas i was like i don't

want to do this anymore yeah i don't want to do i don't want my mentions are just like i can't even enjoy the the usual hellscape that is twitter you know it's like i you know i want to come to this abyss of suicidal thoughts but not like like really that bad. Now you're really making it suck here. Well, I had two issues with Twitter this weekend as well. One was fucking Hank got so many

more likes than me on a tweet, but he just said my joke. That was my joke. I was shooting the clays. I was like, bad day to be a clay. I missed them both. that was a very funny video he was like he's like he's like yeah it's like you didn't hit him i know that's the joke wait no way hang on agreed smashing the ground and break but that is a funny he so i don't have a problem with hank i have a problem people people are liking that more than my tweet. That was my joke.

That's what I was saying. But no, no, no, no. Your joke was bad day to be a clay. You could have said that joke. No, that's too long. It's too wordy. I know, and that's why. That's too long for a video.

It's a good reply tweet. It's too long with a video. So that's just the nature of the game, bro. Yeah. Dude, I've always thought this because until now, I don't think I've ever seen anybody miss the clay. Because I'm like,

is everybody... I guess those guns spray? Is that the deal? Yeah. Okay, so that... Bro, that was my first time ever shooting a gun ever. Right.

And they didn't even... I didn't even get a warm-up. It was just like, you're gonna shoot a clay. And I was like, I've never held a gun. Because I feel like even with the spray clay. And I was like, I've never held a gun. What are you doing? Even with the spray shot.

That's fucking hard, man. Well, because it's also on you to spray it. So basically, as I was told, it was basically like, think about if you're trying to, you're in a hose and you're trying to get a fly.

You wouldn't just go at the fly. You kind of wave the water at it. So you've got to, you're at a hose and you're trying to get a fly, right? You wouldn't just go at the fly. You kind of wave the water at it. So you've got to like shoot at that? That's kind of like, you're supposed to like follow with it. Oh, interesting, interesting.

So wait, I don't think we've fully explained this well. John went, went skeet shooting, clay shooting. this is actually sporting clays. Okay, sporting clays and two shots

that just went right up and right down. I didn't hit one thing the whole weekend. So, two shots, two shots a hole, 12, I think we probably play like 12 holes

it's actually really fun oh it's like it's like golf fish yeah yeah where they have like the clays coming from different areas it's not like you just stand there you kind of walk for a bit and yeah it was actually a really good time what is it it's like literally like a clay like plate or plaque or something yeah it feels like something you can serve guacamole in okay okay um the uh and we're such fucking pussies it's like a dish that you would serve dip in like a like a medium-sized salad bowl uh uh the one time i shot it was at a gun range and um i remember like we just had the paper target and it was like it wasn't all the way it wasn't close it was medium range

and I came late so I got like one round in if you will and my boy who was there he kind of like you know I was like oh I've never done this before so he was like help me out a little bit and I'm like alright go and we both he was like

did you hit anything I think I think i i think i just missed the entire fucking paper let alone like the target with the head and the body i think i missed all of it i didn't even get to shoot something standing still yeah that's tough it's like here's a fucking clay just like a ufo flying through the air yeah that's i've always thought that was like i mean of course because people only post their hits too but it seems like regular old people that I know can just step right up

and go skeet shooting or clay shooting or whatever and just pow pow pow and I was always like I think I would suck at that I'm pretty sure I would miss all the time

happy to see that you did literally every single time I went over were you just miserable by the end no it was still fun also very underwhelmed by kickback

heard about kickback my whole fucking life. Mm-hmm. Well, you fucking, you got those fucking shoulders, dude. You got that wind stroll from fucking 20 years ago.

You got those steroids running through you, baby. You get like a little fucking pound in the chest and that's it. Well, I would also imagine those guns are maybe not the most powerful.

No, but it was a 12 and a 20-gauge shotgun. Oh, man, that'll do it. Those are the ones I've heard of. I don't know what that means, but I know it's big. I but it was a 12 and a 20-gauge shotgun. Oh, man, that'll do it. Those are the ones I've heard of. I don't know what that means, but I know it's big. I mean, I think it was a shotgun. Those are shotguns, I think.

Yeah, broken. Yeah, those are shotguns. But, like, it was. So I had no idea. Is it crazy that I was surprised they don't serve beer? Well, I understand. I can understand your thinking and I definitely understand their thinking

yeah like I get it later it made sense yeah but like we're walking like in the field I'm like be nice have a beer

it wouldn't be like we're basically playing golf right let's have a beer I mean they they fucking

they they should just call that gun golf by the way that would be better branding you guys wanna play some gun golf we'll do a round of gun golf by the way yeah that would be better branding you guys want to play some gun golf around a gun golf let's go the uh the girl so we one one uh buddy brought

two guns and then we rented another gun which i honestly don't know why because we had a 12 and a 20 gauge and we rented like another 12 but only one person shoots at a time so the two would be enough yeah um i get like why you want to it different, maybe one or two times and see the difference, but why do you do two 12s? But whatever. The girl inside working the gun stand, I mean, she had to have been 16 years old.

We ran into the gun from a 16-year-old girl with purple hair. South Kingston, Rhode Island. Yeah, that's weird, because Rhode Island, you wouldn't think like, when I did it, I was in South Carolina where they were just like, here's your gun. Oh, Rhode Island's kind of like the People's Republic of Rhode Island. Yeah. Yeah, Rhode Island's kind of its own country.

Here you go, dude. Bro, I had to do a waiver beforehand. And one of the questions on the waiver was just, do you have any mental deficiencies? Yeah. And I was like, literally, yes. Not wrong.

Like literally, yes. Did you check yes? No, I lied, obviously. But I can see that you checked yes, and then being like,

okay, whatever. Like I can put you in touch with a mental health specialist. She's got me down for three. If so, explain here. I'm going to need a couple sheets of paper here. You can talk to my gal, Tiff. She'll explain it.

But it was like, have you been drinking today? It was like a detailed checkmark, and everyone in there looks exactly like what you think someone in the gun range looks like. Sure. I'm just always surprised there's not one, you know, some person who just, like, turns around and shoots somebody with it. Yeah.

I mean, when I was in the gun range, it was just, and they had, these dudes next to us were doing, like, fucking automatic weapons with, like, infrared beams and shit. And I was like, I don't know, this dude just had a bad day and just wanted to go. He'd be fucking dead by now. He'd be really fucking dead. Seems to not happen. It was like, remember what I was complaining about, though? How I didn't have any drip for my trip? Yeah, well, you didn't have gun range drip, did you?

Bro, everyone else with me was dressed like they were in a Barberette. And I was in fucking New Balance sneakers and a sweatshirt. Yeah, that's tough. Everyone else with me was dressed like they were at a barber ad. And I was in fucking New Balance sneakers and a sweatshirt. Yeah, that's tough. They all had gloves, like big bean boots and fucking all kinds of shit. Did you know this was going to happen at all? I knew what we were doing. I just didn't know what people. I knew we were shooting guns.

I don't know what attire for that is. I didn't know what sporting clays even. I learned what sporting clays was that day. You should have showed up in like fucking bro i had black paint and fucking camo i had the waspiest weekend of all time let's hear it oh i just i did it once we did sporting clays and then we uh i stayed at uh the new york yacht club harbor court um which is it was john brown the brown universities uh it was his home when he died. Since he was a member of the New York Yacht Club,

he left it in his will to the New York Yacht Club so it could be their summer yacht club. It's this fucking massive house. And then at one point I was at dinner and I was trying to explain to someone what the dessert was. It was like the house dessert at the cookhouse in Rhode Island.

And it's called Snowball in Hell. So I Googled it and I just wanted to send it to be be like here's what I'm having for dessert and the number one uh article the top response is is this the world's waspiest dessert and I was like what a perfect nightcap yeah yeah the snowball in hell has been a favorite of Newport's preppy set since the seventies. Yeah.

No, you, you know, I don't white, white, white, you know, what's crazy to,

and I was explaining it to like, to people. I was there. Cause like, they're like, they're like friends who I went to high school with. So they are the waspy type and you know, they're still getting to know this job.

They don't, this is a different job than high school. And dude, I had to like I had to stop and buy clothes because I was like dude I don't not only do I not have anything with me that they let me into the yacht club or into

the cook house wearing I don't even own it anymore I couldn't have packed it if I wanted to I don't just have like a gingham button down and a pair of slacks to wear I know that's I mean I think about that a lot if i'm going to a wedding

i have a you know suits to wear for that and then otherwise i have like casual clothes i don't have anything in between now that's like oh i'm going out for a big night so let me put like this jacket and make you know match with this yeah nothing nothing like that anymore dude i wore my big corduroy because there's no jeans allowed at the Yacht Club. And it was like... Oh yeah, no jeans, but we'll allow the fucking clown corduroy pants. Well, it was like, I was getting looks like... Technically... You know that's

not what we meant. While we were doing this, they brought this sample. Oh, hell yeah! They got the new sad boy hat, and they got a last chance to get these for St. Patrick's Day. Oh, this is fresh. Get the drunk Wordle hats.

You have to order them today as you listen to this podcast for guaranteed delivery on St. Patrick's Day. But, yeah, those new Sad Boy, they have that and a different color coming. I don't remember what they said. I think it was blue. Yeah, navy. That's exactly what it was. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's dope. Yeah, it's a good spring-summer color coming. I don't remember what they said. I think it was blue. Yeah, navy. That's exactly what it was. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's dope.

Yeah, it's a good spring-summer color here. But yeah, I was just like, I don't own anything like this. I can't hang out here anymore. I don't own the clothes to be able to hang out here anymore. Are your friends shunning you? No, no, no.

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Subscribe to KFC Radio on YouTube. I didn't get to my second bone with Twitter. That one comes to you, Kevin. Oh, does it? Yeah, when you told me who the fucking 7th Heaven guy is. I knew who he was. That was the joke.

Well, that's not a very funny joke. To just feel like my favorite actor is a rapist. It was not a great joke. It was like, who's this guy? I forget his name, but he's really great. Well, I think when the entire internet was like, oh, buddy. I doubled down on that one hard, too.

I was like, separate the artist. And then I almost tripled down. And I almost said something to the effect of like, I bet his victims wish they could separate from the artist. But I was like, ah, we're getting too deep into rape jokes. I mean, I should have noted it because I was like, that guy's not a great actor at all.

That's not a John actor at all. I can't even think of one movie he's in. I know that guy from the raping. No, but was he a rapist or was he a kiddie porner? I think kiddie porn. I think he's kiddie porn. Well, but I know he physically assaulted them. So I don't know exactly where.

I don't know what the difference between sexual assault and rape is or if there is one or not. But I know him as fucking D and Dennis' stepdad. Yeah, I forgot about that. Or real dad. Yeah, stepdad. No, he's their real dad. Real dad. Yeah, right, right.

I forgot about that. Maybe he's one of my favorite actors coming around on this guy big ol' rapist that was one of the original ones where it was like

you know oh like your favorite little childhood guy is not a good person he's just a scumbag actor turns out all adults

are pieces of shit turns out the one to a different extent but the one that like lies about who he is for a living is also a pretty big fucking scumbag in real life. That's what growing up is. It's one, just watching your heroes fall one by one. And two, watching your friends have mental breakdowns.

Every friend at all times is a, not every friend, but at any given time you have three friends on the verge of a mental breakdown and you're kind of just juggling it it's so true here's some attention but like not too much attention because no they're really like with my group of friends like at any given moment like at least one person is going through a divorce one person is going

through you know the steps another person is going through there's always something shitty happening once you get over 30 someone very close One person's going through the steps. Another person's going through whatever. There's always something shitty happening. Once you get over 30, someone very close to you is at least at any given moment, at least one of your close friends is in a world of hurt. And that is really the difference. And it's a real pain in the ass, if we're being honest. It really is a big burden on you.

It's quite a burden. If you're lucky, of course, you can have bad shit happen to you at any age. But for a lot of people who just grow up like in good homes with good upbringings and all that shit, you find like-minded people like when you're early twenties and shit, like nobody has any problems. And the, you know,

the biggest problems you have are not really problems. You know, it's like, Oh, you drink a little too much. It's like, yeah, but whatever.

Yeah. I'm 24. Right. Of course we all do. It's like the number one thing I do. Right. It's the number one thing to be a 24 year old is you have a little too much. It's like, yeah, but whatever. Yeah, I'm 24. Right. Of course, we all do. It's like the number one thing I do. Right, right. It's the number one thing to be a 24-year-old is you have to drink too much. Like my best friend, like he kept falling down flights of stairs when he was drunk.

And we had to be like, you're going to die soon. He kept falling down. Yeah, very often. Stairs and him, just like when he was drunk, like didn't mix. He kept, he would fall backwards. And I was like, you're going to smash your skull, dude. It was like our version of an intervention where it wasn't even like stop drinking. It was like, stop using the stairs when you're drunk.

How about an elevator, dude? Yeah. Just avoid stairs. We'll carry you up or some shit if we have to, but you don't. But other than that, no problems. It's, and then it's, you know, shit happens. It's like, oh, well, this isn't fun anymore. You realize real quick who your friends are and who you're like, I have fun with you are. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like, oh, I isn't fun anymore. You realize real quick who your friends are and who you're like, I have fun with you are.

You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah. It's like, oh, I don't want to talk to you about your divorce. I don't want to go through your addiction issues. I'm going to not have fun, guy. Call me when you're on the other side. When the relapse is happening, I got you. I got you covered.

I'm not here for the problem. You deal with it so much that eventually you're like all right you well that's why you're friends it's like okay you get tom and you get mike and i'll get him and then when it's my turn i'll go to tom and you go to you know everybody's got to take care of each other i got one but i'm like dude you've been sober four years how is this still a thing we talk about this day One day, like, will we still talk about this floor? Day-by-day. Does that mean every day we're going to do this?

It starts over every fucking day? It's almost half a decade you've been sober. Move on. No, I really can't. I was talking with DeStefano about it. Like, we were talking about somebody who played the mental health card, and we've been banging this drum for a while, but it's like, it's adulthood.

It's just fucking being an adult you have some mental issues so shut the fuck up about it i can't goddamn take it anymore it's at the point where like i need i need something like horrifically gruesome to have happened to you you know if you like your family gets slaughtered chris benoit style then i'll be like okay i'll you know but when when when there's fucking war in ukraine i'm like okay really you're gonna complain about like the internet being mean to you or some shit right now we got fucking you know the the the the care for the baby infants is in like closets in the Ukraine right now. Get the fuck out of here, you bullshit. I saved

my child's life for the first time. Nice. I guess hopefully the last time. I feel like you... Yeah, I guess hopefully the last. I hope I'm never in a position where I have to save their life again, because that that means they almost died again. But also for points.

We were crossing the street. Oh. I was thinking it was like a fall off the couch and you kind of caught him. No, but it was like that, but in the street. Yeah, no, we were crossing the street. It was back home at my parents' house. And we were on the corner crossing. And where I live in the Bronx is this tiny little island. So there's one main, we just call it the corner crossing and where i live in the bronx is uh it's like

this tiny little island so there's one main they just called we just called the avenue city island avenue and it is straight for like a really long time and so people always fuck around and like drag it's it's it's two lanes and a fire lane in the middle so people just like line up and drag race or whatever it was the middle of the day so it wasn't like a drag race, but it was this guy and then a dude on a motorcycle. And they were looking at each other the whole time. And we started to cross, and I kind of like see it. And they were like a little bit of a ways away, but I was like, they're not really like slowing down. And then, I don't know, they were like jawing at each other, and they both like ramped it up.

And I had to like grab Shay, and like we jumped out of the way. What? Yeah. And what was really – and my dad went nuts. Like, I'm falling. And like Keegan and my mom were a little bit behind, so they weren't really in harm's way. But it was still like close to them. They like jumped back.

But I had to like literally pick Shay up, and like we got out of the way. And then the funniest thing was the dude on the motorcycle was just like really polite and he was like well he stopped yeah they did they did they did stop like it was it was like very very close it wasn't like they like blew oh they stopped they stopped before you yes I mean it was like you know like it would have probably if they were they slowed down enough but it probably would have like hit us if we didn't move you know not like going full speed but it probably would have like hit us if we didn't move you know not like going full speed but it probably would have hit us and he was like you know man

sorry about that that was like really my fault he was like are you okay i'm really sorry i was just like i'm such a fucking pushover i was like yeah i'm a good man but that like i think that's completely reasonable of you to be like yeah nothing happened yeah i mean yeah if something happened it would obviously be a different story but like but you know what was fucked was um shea said to me afterwards because she was crying and she was like uh what'd she say she said i i didn't want to get killed and i was like she was like weeping and be like i didn't want to get killed oh and i was like wow that's fucking

that's tough so and then of course she's a little chatty kathy so i had to text their mom and be like if she says something about almost getting killed let me explain what happened but i uh i was like all right check that one off like actually saved the kid put them in the harm's way i guess technically at the same time. So I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. But I can check that off the bucket list. I saved my kid's life again. Knives kept missing.

I was throwing them. Nobody got harmed. So I'm a hero, right? I'm the fucking hero. All right. So we'll get into top fives of course voicemails and our interview with Gary V Gary V

if you are a Gary V hater and there are many listen to this interview because he's just like up front and honest about like the people who hate him and why they hate him and he's like I understand it but here's why you're wrong but also I get if you want to feel that way like he doesn't try to like rally against it or prove it wrong he's just kind of like if you listen to all my shit you'd

probably have a different opinion but i also get that you haven't so okay yeah it's also easy to say that when you are fucking rich as shit you have a massive empire behind you it's like i don't care if you really chirp me but um but i like the people who are just like honest about their their haters and people being like yeah yeah, no, I get why. Yeah, it makes sense. Gary Vee and I are like an unstoppable force and a movable object. Yes. I haven't even said it.

I wish you guys would do like an internship at VaynerMedia. And he tries to turn you into like a positive, optimistic. It's not that I'm cynic. I wouldn't call myself a cynic. I think I'm more optimistic than I am cynical. I don't really know the difference. I think it's more just like... I think his quest would be like getting me passionate.

Getting you to care. Yeah. It's more like nihilistic, not cynic. Right. Yeah. Like, who gives a shit? Yes. Fuck it.

You've been rushing on them? Yes. Nihilistic is Russian. Nihilistic is Russian. They're losing the fucking war. So we'll get into all that. But before we do any of that stuff, we got, after John went to the Providence, it's crazy that he went to a Providence basketball game right after telling the great Providence

piss story of 2006 which is one of the all time stories in podcasts ever if you didn't see or listen to last week's episode John as a freshman in college talking about throwing piss all over his friends is like one of those stories that it's like there's no way this is true and then we corroborated

every last and the Sharpie dick is just so funny it was the crazy thing is the buddy i called we later i later saw him that night in providence and he was like you know that was the night we met and i was like i didn't even realize that nice to meet you man two hours later you're pouring my piss on your head he was like he's like he's like yeah that was the night i met you and the other kid that's weird that's weird and i just decided like all right i'll hang out with these two for 25 more years uh but it's so weird that we were just talking about that and then you go to a providence

basketball game which i guess is not because you're an alum you know you're an alum but the fact that you got a triple overtime instant classic game when all you wanted to do was go there and dance for 10 seconds time out uh you ended up having to sit through uh not it was almost a four-hour bathroom not it's not even like having to sit through but it's like you had to battle through a four-hour game in the student section and so we got uh we got an instant reaction when we were up at the harpoon brewery in Boston that we decided to record it right then and there while the thoughts were still fresh. So I'm going to drop that in, and you can hear John and Mai's reaction to Johnny Fryer's.

Johnny Fryer's at the dunk. The dunk is on fire. The dunk, the dunk, the dog is on fire! When I woke up this morning, and I saw that it went triple OT, I mean, you must have been... Gets. Dude, there was... I'm still not okay. I didn't really drink that much, like, if I drank,

I'd do what the drinker was doing. It's too proud. Either it's drunk or... Well, yeah, you'd probably be even more tired today, but in the moment, you probably would have had more energy. But in the moment... Yeah, sober triple overtime when you were, like, going hard. Going hard.

And it was... Dude, I was literally praying. Yeah. Like, honest to God, like, one of those things was, like, like, dude, you're a fucker, and put that dude's foot over the line. Like, the guy in second overtime, he's fucking put that dude's foot over the line. Like, the guy in second overtime. He's like, you put his foot over the line.

What a real conversation about me and religion. I'll do whatever you want. I'll seriously consider coming back to the cloth. Fucking whatever you want. I'll stop with jokes. I'll say only ugly things about religion. Whatever. We'll find a common ground.

There was a... I mean, it was... Did you see the video of him? Yeah. The fist bump of the guy? When that guy came... I was like, well, good news is he wasn't the oldest guy in the suit. But he just comes out from the side, and you dab it up, and you're like...

Dude, he was like... Because he can't hear us here. But on the screen, he's like, I feel you, bro. Came up and was like, fuck it, you know, bro. We'll get there. We're going to get him, man. It's just so funny thinking that. He's got to be an absolute diehard, obviously. Yeah.

Flyers fucking suit a second. So the thought of you being like, yeah, the guys are going to do better. He's like, you know, a lifer. Oh, my God. It was so chaotic. It was like, at one point, there was a game about Scott. I think it was the end of the second half.

And at one point, the game got stopped because the roof was leaking. Oh, that's right. People blew into the air conditioning, took out a core, they couldn't keep it dry. But it was so chaotic, it was so raucous, that a rumor had spread, and it was totally believable, that what was going on was that we were causing so much chaos and we were so loud and we were generating so much heat that the ice in the province of Rhone-Clayon was melting from under and that was seeping through and we were like yeah that makes sense

like that's how crazy it was bro I was in physical pain like there were like it's like crazy there were some of, like, the fanatics there who, like, they were, like, I thought I was the only one experiencing these pains and they were coming up

like a war vet who was like, yeah, just call it grace. He's like, like, my temples were, like, hard to open my mouth and, like, he'd come up to me

like 10 minutes later and he just goes, yeah, head's gone now. Like, wait till the second half. His head's just really kicking in. He's like,

yeah, head's gone. You know what that probably means? It was probably one dude who was like, I bet we're so loud that we're melting the ice. And someone was like, yeah. And then he whispers through the fucking shoes. He's like, it must be us.

It was... I was honestly when I caught my morning radio head this morning. Even better when I wake up to that. Hot 106, Spudover, going to be joining us. Bro, Hot 106, fucking shit. That shit right there, yeah. Mike D, get back in the morning, come on.

But the, um, the fucking, what was I going to say? What was I going to say? Oh, but the students, like, first of all, do you forget how much acne college kids have? That's disgusting. Like, dude, part of me, I was thinking, like, I fit in here. And then, like, some 5'3 dude with acne would come up. I'm like, never mind. We look like we're different ages.

Okay. The backpack was a great touch. All you needed was, like, a lanyard. But the students actually, they are so mean, dude. Like, yo, they were, like, right in front of me was, like, the court side seats. And there were kids sitting there and stuff like that. Like, I was the front row of the student section. And, like, they're like, you fucking suck, you pussy.

And I was like, oh, there's a fucking six-year-old girl in front of me. Like, they don't care. Yo, college kids don't give a fuck about nothing, bro. Nothing. They were screaming at one kid 24, I think. Just like, just, you're ugly was the chant. Kids on the line, fucking thousand people. You are ugly.

They're fucking bagging on about his hairline, which I said that's, you got to be careful. College kids don't know about that kind of car. They're too young. You don't fuck with a hairline. You really don't. But if you are a college kid and already have an hairline trouble. Yeah, that's true. You are, I think.

I'm going to say bullseye on your fucking back, dude. The one thing that I learned, very unfortunately last night too, I was on the Jumbotron for... You didn't go full... I was playing the game. So I was playing the fucking... Five-year-old in the hat? Yes, exactly. And...

Is that right? I lost it, luckily. I had the... I forget his name, unfortunately, but the head of the Friar Fag, he was in the hard hat. He was like, I'm going to come with you on the beat on the season. And halfway through, I was like, I lost it, I lost it, I lost it. Because it goes crazy, right?

It goes crazy. And he's like, I got it, I got it, I got it. But I learned that there is no way. I feel like that's something you've always thought about and you're watching and I'm going to hundreds of games, is that you're kind of like, I wonder what I do on there. there's no I've always powered away from that when people have a gone anywhere and they've asked me if I want to be on

it I'm like do you cheer you do a thumbs up I'm sorry you like oh I tried to like kind of be like I didn't want to go over the top by trying to be cool I tried to kind of stay in my lane words like be pretty normal try to be a little bit excitable but that's about it and I still was like god you're so fucking lame when they when they were like talking to you or just when you were on the like uh just when I was on like I was kind of like bound like yeah but then when he was like all right y'all we're going like kind of turned around and be like what do we think what do we think and then, like, everyone's like, he was one. And I was like, one. And I was like, I'm going with the people.

One. And then, like, I was like, you're coming with the people, dude. What does that mean? One more question now. It was. That's why it's good to have, like, a shtick. Like, dainty beers. You chug a beer.

You do a thing where it's just like, I need to do my thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I don't have to worry about what my performance is gonna be. Yeah, that's... Do you hype up the crowd? Do you do a movie? Also, it was... I thought about the hype of the crowd, but like, it wouldn't have done anything, because it was so chaotic from the moment it started. It would have been like, he's not doing anything.

Yeah, yeah. It's just... That's crazy, huh? Dude, it was... Bro, were they, like, known throughout college basketball? Not that I would... This is... I mean, this is a pretty good year for PC. Yeah. It's just crazy. Dude, it was. Were they known throughout college basketball? Not that I would. This is a pretty good year for PC.

But my buddy came in with me, and he was saying that when he went to PC. And he was like, we never sat here because we weren't drunk enough to be in here. So I guess to that extent, it was definitely known throughout college. How big is the arena? Well, they play the Providence Civic Center, so it's not like a college. Right, right, right. Oh, here's what looked big. So, yes, there is an extent of where there is fame because, and this was explained last night, I remember when I was in college, I was at FSU, there was talk of Doe Campbell getting beer and because like

West Virginia I think was the only serving place in because it's all on campus but because the Providence Civic Center is off campus

they have always sold beer and so everyone shipped beer they were like one of three arenas in the country you could drink at so they were like

perhaps that was the franchise that was shipping but like we I think we were we weren't even off the train yet. Our train got in at 6, game didn't start until 7.

We weren't off the train yet. People were sending us videos of, like, the student section rowdy. Which is... Dude, I love, I mean, that's like half the battle. It's getting fans to be fucking into it. Bro, it was. I said it, and I tweeted it in earnest, that there's a chance it was more difficult to be in the crowd last night than it was on the court

I'm sorry I'm like I don't fucking know what I'm talking about I'm here I've played basketball before I've never been this tired playing basketball I bet you relatively speaking how in shape you were in the student section

was as hard for as a kid Because we're both as tired as each other. I was you didn't get time out Don't tell anyone this anyone I said I was kind of Thinking like I mean if I, if you could go back and they just would have lost in regulation, would you have signed for that rather than 3-0? No, because also, like, that was my fault. Like, this is my game.

You know what I mean? Like, I needed to win. I was very excited. I knew I was going to be a lot of blame. I also knew I couldn't I mean to win. I was very excited. I knew I was going to be a lot of blame. I also knew I couldn't tweet that Taylor video. I lost. Yeah. Like, I had a lot of writing on that game.

Like, three minutes left in that game. They just decide when to do it? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's fun because, like, before it's coming up, people are just starting to sing, like, Taylor Swim. And it doesn't end up happening that way. And then one guy decides? Yeah, they have a DJ and they have a fan.

But everyone says they're around three or four minutes left in the game is when it goes. Win or lose? I mean, three or four minutes for a good college basketball team, it's always close. And then they play it again. I wouldn't say a technical version, but they played another version at the end when they were up like 7 with 30 seconds left or whatever. Right, yeah. Johnny College, how do you do fellow kids? What a moment. When I saw this morning, 3OT, I was like, you, I literally woke up, started scrolling, and someone said something like,

can you believe, like, of course the game John goes to is 3-0-T, and I was like, wait, no. No. And I checked the profits score, triple. I could not believe the game you got was triple OT. I was getting texts from, like, basketball college, like, Dan texted me, he's like, dude, you're at a classic basketball game. It's unbelievable,

right? I was like, yeah. I kind of didn't put it together until, like, the second half of the day. I was like, oh, wait. I've heard of it. It was like, oh, geez. I've never heard of a triple. I was thinking about when Hughes and UConn went six overtimes. Imagine if you were in something like that.

Yo, I'm going to pour some alcohol. That's the exception. Pour it over my boys. I poured that on myself. Yeah. I didn't want to, like, I'm going to pour, that's the exception. I poured that on my boys. I poured that on myself. Yeah, I saw it. I didn't want to, like, I'm too weird to do it here. That was so vital,

we're going to nutshell. I'm going to do this, but I don't want to mess with someone else, so I'll pour it on me. Rather than just not do it, we got the joke, we got the reference, I'll just pour it on me.

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to anything. That's fine with me. Okay. Top five. I'll let you start. Okay, number one. Providence College singing Taylor Swift.

Yeah, yeah. I think that was probably going to be a thing. Yeah. It is actually... It's a much newer tradition than I thought. I thought like maybe

it was just quietly bubbling and no one really knew about it. It didn't start until the end of December. So it's like... Yeah. It came out of the gates hot. It came out of the hell. Jesus Christ. Whoa. It didn't start until the end of December. So it's like it came out of the gates. It came out of the hell.

Jesus Christ. It came out of the gates hot. Yep. That's a good one. It's going to be a big one, too, as it continues to grow. And you need your team to be good for all these things to catch on. So you need a big run from Providence or a big season or whatever, and then these things really come.

It is. They officially have one. They won it Saturday. This is their best season ever. It's their best season ever. They've won the Big East Championship before, but this is their first time winning the Big East regular season. And also, it is cool. You can tell it's going to get popular

because in a state like Rhode Island, it is small. So people kind of like... I was driving just this weekend, and I think we retweeted one at some point, but there were multiple billboards being like Taylor Swift come to the dunk like trying to make it happen yeah

this is what they've got they are defined by Taylor Swift it is like and she lives in Rhode Island she lives in Waverly Rhode Island so it's pretty like impossible that didn't come up one of my borderline jokes on my morning radio was they were like yeah and she didn't come up that was i think that would have been one of my uh more borderline jokes on my morning radio hit yeah was they were like again she lives right

down the street i was like oh i've been escorted off the property many a time i know exactly where she lives um but yeah and it's like i i unfortunately don't think it will happen because there's not enough time left in the season there is there was if it had happened earlier in the year there's a little more time to build but i think there's not enough time left in the season. There is. There was. It happened earlier in the year, and there's a little more time to build, but I think there's probably only, what, a week and a half left in the regular season? I think that this is more of a second season sort of thing anyway. It started in December. Because she's got to get it on her radar now to schedule it for next year. You know what I mean?

That, to me, is going to take a little bit of, you know. I think I said Waverly. I think she lives in Westerly, Rhode Island, too. But that's either here or there. I know where it is. Don't worry. I'm going to go with, this is just my personal favorite. I don't know how big it really is, but West Virginia burning couches.

I just think is the most absurd fucking thing. Like, yeah, we won tonight. Get the couches out of the common room. We're going to set that shit on fucking fire. I mean, I remember when Geno Smith was going off for like 700 yards a game. It was just couches burning all the time. There wasn't a couch safe in Morgantown. Every couch was like, fucking no, he's going to do it again today, isn't he?

At one point they were like, stop, Gino, stop. People were just buying fucking folding lawn chairs because they're like, I can't risk another couch. This is Gino Smith's quarterback play is putting me in debt. I love it. It's just so asinine. It's so absurd. All right, I'll go, too.

I'll take Wisconsin, jump around. I love the jump around. I think that's cool as hell. I think that song is sick i think wisconsin having despite having never been there uh i don't think um blackout tour is a bit of a blur um the uh madison just looks like a town that fucks i i fuck with madison heavy i think i think madison's kind of my people. I'm going to go with – I mean, I guess it's not really like a tradition, but can I just go with like the U in general, just being the U, just being like the U in their heyday. Miami.

Yeah. Like the seventh floor crew just being like those early 90s teams just being like, yeah, we're basically professional athletes being paid. No one can fucking stop us. Does the U have a tradition? They have the fucking turnover chain. Yeah. But. I think they were the first to do it.

At least they were the first to get very popular. And now it's kind of gotten a little lame yeah i mean some of these these things that you have on the sideline are getting yeah they're getting preposterous um but yeah i just just put me down for the u i'll figure that out the all right mine i'm switching my number two to my number three and my new number two is the beanpot. I forgot about the beanpot. The beanpot is one of the most holy New England things that there are, I think. We're going to take these two lazy Mondays in February and we're going to make them. Turn them into something.

This fucking. Is it always the same schools? Yeah. It's always the four Boston schools. No matter how bad you are. Harvard, Northeastern, BUBC. Yeah. Is it other years where like somebody's really good and somebody sucks?

Oh, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You get 10-0. It doesn't matter. Yeah, I don't know about that bad. But, yeah, like, there was definitely a while where Northeastern was kind of the bottom of the barrel team. And they kind of sucked. And they'd get their ass kicked.

Harvard, obviously, has sucked before. But there are four Boston teams. You're going to be at least decent enough. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But then, particularly this year, because there was a snowstorm, I think, during one of the Beanpot games, maybe the first Monday, and they were showing a clip, a sort of clip live at TD Garden of the old, I think it was the 76, the 76 Beanpot,

where the Blizzard 76 was a big deal. Oh, that's when people stayed in the Beanpot for like 10 straight days or some shit, right? No, I think it was just overnight. Oh, I thought there was something where they were like living there. The Beanpot of 76, the Blizzard 76 was like insane because it was like before people had access to news. Right, so they didn't know that they were going to get like demolished by like 12 feet of snow. Yeah, and it was like by the time the people, it like started snowing as they went in.

And by the time it came out, it was like, you can't go anywhere. Your car is gone. There's nothing you can do anymore. They were just showing shit-faced people being like, I don't know where I parked my car. Literally, that sentence is said. I thought it was just a stare. It might have been from this guy. He was like, I might have parked it

over at Harvard Yard. I don't think he didn't say that part, but the parked my car thing. It was like, oh, that dude is hammered. Admitting to the news he's looking for his car. He's saying it into a microphone. I need to drive my car home drunk, okay? That's how little of a deal it was back then. It was like, oh, I'll tell the news what I'm doing.

I'm going to drive. What are you guys up to? I'm going to change my number three to my number two and bump back the U one. I don't even know if this is really a tradition. I guess it is. The fucking St. Joe's Hawk having to keep his arms going. Do you know that one? No.

The entire game. He's dressed as a hawk, and he just has to keep his arms going. What? And, one? The entire game. He's dressed as a hawk and he just has to keep his arms going. It's fucking hard. It's the whole game. He doesn't stop. That's impossible. Do it for a minute and your shoulders are like gas.

They must have different ones that rotate in and out. You can't. You can't do it for three hours. They're probably, I don't know. That makes more sense than he flaps on. I'm pretty sure you get like a full scholarship.

I think you're like, you know, like a big deal there. Probably like fuck chicks because of it. But I'm pretty sure people have asked, how do you keep it going? At first, you're afraid to stop flapping more than anything. That keeps it going. It motivates you in a way. I mean, I think it's just one dude. He doesn't stop for timeouts. He doesn't stop for anything.

He just flaps. This is also such a funny thing that he doesn't stop for the national anthem. And that's just something we're okay with as a people. But like... Get off your knees while the hawk flaps. The man dressed as a bird can flap his wings. We're not crazy. Obviously, the hawk can flap. The man dressed as a bird can flap his wings. We're not crazy.

Obviously, the hawk keeps going. He has to get death threats and have the show respect to think about

the troops St. Joe's hawk. He's inside the beak and he's like, oh, St. Joe's hawk. Bro,

every time I would be nervous about like one person getting mad about that. And, like, coming back. Look at him the whole time. And sometimes he, yeah, like, that's my favorite. He does the one arm.

It's spectacular. He's amazing. That is. Absolutely amazing. That is wild. For a team that, too, like, you know, St. Joseph had their moments here and there, but it's, like, really, you're just going to. I mean, the vast majority of the time,

no one's even paying attention to you. It's almost like it becomes white noise. Fucking guy's taking a piss. Like, God damn it. Stop it. It's almost like, look at that. No one's even looking at this guy, and he's just got to flop his way through. It's amazing.

You can tell I'm tired. That's the fourth quarter. That's me in overtime. You can't get there. Oh, God, that's fucking funny. That is funny. All right, number four, I will go Army-Navy game. Oh, fuck.

That's like the only one that I've actually been a part of, and I missed it. You were a part of that one? Yeah, I went to that one. I mean, I'm a part of it. I was an heir. No, I know. Did you go on the field and stuff for that one?

Oh, no, no, no. That was just civilian life. I went to a bachelor party that was in Philly, and we had tickets, and I went to the beginning for the pageantry, and then I went back to Xfinity Live. I was like, I have no interest in this football game. Really? And it was cold, and it was snowing, so it actually made the beginning cool

because it was snow on the field and the flyover and all that. And then I was like, I'm not going to stand out here during the fucking blizzard for none of this, so I just went back to the bar. That is one of those things where I can eye roll about stuff quite often, like we just did about the stand up for the troops kind of deal. But the pomp and circumstance and the pageantry of military football games and military funerals

are pretty good. They bring the heat. I get it. Alright, you're next. No, that was me. I'm going to go with, I don't know the school, you might know it. Who's the college basketball team where the crowd stays totally silent until the first bucket? Oh, it's called Silent Night.

Whatever that is, that's fucking dope. I think it's Niagara. Is it the first point or like the 11th point or something like that? Taylor University. Taylor University. Yeah, that's a, and what exactly is it? Is it the first basket? Ten points.

So it's like quiet as shit for a little while. I forgot about this. When they score their tenth point? So here's the thing, though. It's awesome. Really cool. But there's got to be... And do they do it just once or do they do it every game?

Just once a year. Just once a year. Okay. So has there ever been a year where once a year okay so like has there ever been a year where they just like you know the other team starts on like an 18-0 run and it's like halfway through the fucking first first half and you're just like oh jesus yeah this one backfired uh but yeah it's it's cool too that it's like not a great school uh like a you know storied program because then it just makes it fun. People go bananas for it.

It almost is like, yeah, we're mocking the program a little bit. Love it. Love it. Yeah, it's like when you get the sarcastic cheer. This is now my fourth. Everything is bumping out

the U one because that wasn't a real pick. I'm bumping out Jump Around 2. You're bumping it out? That's a good one. I'm not bumping it out. It's just bump back.

So now it's four. I can't jump around in front of Army, Navy. Think about the visuals here, Kevin. Think about the tropes. Beanpot can stay ahead, though. I was going to say, but the other picks are good. Yeah, Beanpot and Taylor, yeah.

Those are a little more near and dear to my heart. Okay, so my fifth pick is going to be Little 500. What's that? Little 500, Indiana University. It's like the weekend of the... They do their own little race? Indiana 500. But yeah, I think they do bikes and stuff.

Basically, just college kids get fucking shattered. And that is what college kids are the best at in the world. This is like finding dumb things to do to mask. You're like, yo mask we're just getting fucking shit faced. Yeah, you know what? I'll piggyback on that. It's a little played out now but Arizona State's

underwear run there was a time where that was a bunch of fucking hot people just getting in their underwear and running around. I was down with that. That was like an early days blogging thing because there was some hot chicks and booty shorts running around. I was down with that. That was like an early days blogging thing because there was some hot chicks and booty shorts running around.

It was like the Tempe 10. What's that? The Tempe 10? Yeah. Oh, Arizona State hot chicks. It was like any 10 at Arizona State.

Wow. The Tempe 10. We're like, that was a big blogging thing. That? You guys ever seen chicks? Fucking guess what we got. Bunch of fucking chicks over here, dude.

I think that would be my last pick, but the U is not a real one, so I'll throw, what is it, Virginia Tech with Enter Sandman? That's a pretty good one. Oh, yeah. Yeah, that's a big one. That is a good one. Dude, that is actually, I don't even know who is the coach at Virginia Tech anymore, but I remember watching Frank Beamer come out with those Vatek teams,

and they were playing under Sandman. For some reason, I feel like Virginia Tech has played more Thursday night football games than any team in history. And it was always on Thursday night. I was like, oh, this is crazy. What I love most about it is, growing up in New York, nobody gives a fuck about college football. Enter Sandman was always Mariano Rivera and a Yankees thing.

And then I learned about this through Barstool. And so I love to be like, if I'm ever with New York people, I'm like, oh, yeah, the Hokies. That's the Hokies thing. That's Virginia Tech. Are you crazy? Like, Mariano, no one thinks of that guy. I remember Dave said, like, when I hear Enter Sandman, I think of this. And I was, like, so blown away by that.

But I think we did, like, a Twitter poll, and it's, like, nationwide. I guess most people think of Virginia Tech. I thought for sure that was, like, everybody. I think of Napster. Just because of fucking Metallica. Metallica crying about. You know what is the worst of all college traditions is Duke with Cascada every time we talk.

What a fucking disaster. I mean, that's as bad as it gets. It's so bad. It is so bad, and if you were not a Duke fan, you too would hate it. It's so bad. Everybody hates Duke for anything, whatever he does. No, no, but that is so bad, and if you were not a Duke fan, you too would hate it. It's so bad. Everybody hates Duke for anything, whatever he does. No, no, but that is so bad.

And they do that slow clap thing or whatever. Yeah. Oh, that's so bad. Zach, what did you think? Did you think any of us were going to say something like a Shevskyville? Yeah, we were waiting for that moment? Oh, no. At no point did I think anything that I like ever.

Even if that was undeniably the coolest thing, I would never fucking say it. Ever, ever, ever, ever, ever. I was kind of waiting for the moment. Oh, yeah. How cool is this? Oh, man. That's the best tradition I've ever seen.

Hashtag touchdown to craziness. Oh, man. The crazies. All right. Hit us up. I want to hear some. I was just, like, scrolling a list of, like, Clemson throws $2 bills and someone else throws tortillas on kickoff.

Like, I know the big ones. We know a lot of the main ones. I want to hear, like, the smaller schools that, like, nobody knows that has. What was the Clemson one? I've been to multiple Clemson games. I don't want to think about smaller schools that nobody knows that has cool schools. What was the Clemson one? I've been to multiple Clemson games. I don't want to think about $2 bills. Something about $2 bills? I didn't see. So Iowa's got a couple. I mean, the famous one is the wave.

The wave of the kids. Oh, that's cute, but you know, whatever. Fuck those kids. Clemson Tigers are playing your favorite football team. You'll see an influx of $2 bills around town. The story goes like this. Georgia Tech dropped Clemson from are playing your favorite football team. You'll see an influx of $2 bills around town. The story goes like this. Georgia Tech dropped Clemson from its football schedule in 1977 when the Tigers weren't the football power they are today.

Their annual trip to Atlanta became something. To protest this decision, Clemson fans attending the 1977 game spent $2 bills in and around Atlanta. The idea was to show how much of an impact they have on the local economy. So this many years later, they just bring them on. I don't know. That's not a good one. I thought there was something more to it.

That's also a very Italian thing. Two dog bills. Dante, the Don, did this to me. It worked. We met up before the Super Bowl in Houston or whatever. No, the Super Bowl in Houston or whatever. No, the Super Bowl in Atlanta where we played the Rams. I was with my dad and my brother.

We met up with Dante and a bunch of his friends. And Dante had just a stack of $2 bills, and he's handing it out to everybody. He's like, it's good luck. It's good luck. Make sure they're in their pocket for the game. And so now my dad does have it framed with the bad stuff. There's something cool about a $2 bill. There's a little specialness to it.

That's a cool idea in the beginning. If the town was like, there's $2 bills all over town, these motherfuckers came and spent their money. Yeah. If it works, that was a cool idea. All right, voicemail time. Let's get into it. Submit your voicemail time. Let's get into it. Submit your voicemail videos.

Go to KFC Radio, Instagram, or Twitter, and you can see the link to submit your video questions and stories. Let's rock. What's up, KFC? What's up, Fight? So I got a quick question for you all. So for the past couple years, I've been wearing hats pretty much every single day. And just over the past couple of months, I've been thinking, man, I keep on looking in the mirror and I'm like, man, my hairline keeps on getting worse and worse. And I mean, it's not terrible, but I mean, for only being 22 years old, I just feel like I'm worrying about it. But anyways, so I did what anybody else does in the world, and I look it up.

And so I'm searching online and come across multiple websites, and none of them say anything about hats lead to hair loss or hairline being pushed back. And so, but even though i'm looking at those i'm still never going to believe that that's true so yeah basically my question is has there ever been something that a doctor or anybody's ever told you that you'll just never believe yeah yeah it's a good question because i know there's something kind of think countless things to be honest almost most things i i'm with him on that like i feel like like wearing a hat pulls your hair out for some reason there's no way it does but it's also everywhere it does when you wear a hat and it like pulls back i feel like it does but what does that

matter i feel like it's pulling the hair out but he just grows back as long as your hair grows that's what i mean i guess like that was my uncle my i'm sorry my uncle my grandfather used to like beat into me as a kid like big time he's like you can't wear hats with them you'll be bald when you're older yeah I believe it I don't know man I fucking believe him yo um all right let me think because I know there are some um I but one of the doctors told me that is that I I guess I kind of believe but it don't was it you could swim in gonorrhea if you want, as long as you shampoo afterwards. I don't know if that's true, sir. That was the guy.

That dude is not. We reference him in his medical talks too much. He's not a real doctor. I know, but it's funny. Wasn't he wearing Tevas? He was wearing sandals. Yeah, he was wearing sandals. Regular flip-flops, though, like rainbows probably, which is a little more respectable. funny and i wasn't wearing tivas he was wearing sandals yeah he's wearing sandals regular flip

flops though like rainbows probably um which is a little more respectable um and the um i think he was at least i forget now um but the uh yeah that was that was one where i was like really doc like seven i don't know man it feels like that's a lie yeah for real though that that's a lie. Yeah, for real, though. That one's a lie. I know I have some. There's got to be. I have doctors now that are more concerned with my, like,

what kind of proteins I take than anything. Like, that's really dangerous. And it's like, no, it's not. It's not. Well, that's it. You know, everything is really dangerous. And I was like, no, it's not. It's not. Well, that's it. You know, when the,

everything is so cyclical where they're like, you know, the original food pyramid, what a fucking, it's like, make sure you have six servings of carbs a day. And at the top is like meat and protein and shit. It's like,

I think this is totally backwards. So that was one for like, I don't know, like 60 years. they were peddling big pasta and like big sugar on the american public and it turns out to be like they complete like legit like protein and vegetables were like yeah you like half a serving yeah make sure you have your cereal and your fucking donuts and your pasta all day long that was like invented like in dope sick which uh mich Michael Keaton won for last night.

When you find out that the pain scale... The thing that everyone knows. The little smiley faces. That was just Purdue Pharma. That wasn't doctors. That was Purdue Pharma just made that and put it out there. And then that's basically what that was.

Dude, look at that. Bread, cereal, rice, pasta on top. And at the bottom, I should say. And then, like, fucking meat, poultry, fish. Like, all the good shit. Eggs. Wait, but also, to be fair, like. How many things a day?

What is this for? The week? I was going to say. Six to 11? This is a day. No, this is a day. You this for the week 6 to 11 this is a day you're supposed to have 11 servings you're not supposed to have 11 servings of anything in a day are you 6 to 11 servings of pasta a day

what are we fucking carbo loading for a marathon who invented this this was probably made in like 1930 when it was like the only thing we have left in America is bread right you get on the bread line for the depression that's crazy town because like because it is like the stuff 1992 no fucking no way 1990 yeah the old it is saying like three to

five servings of vegetables and two to four so i guess like that stuff's right right at least kind of milk yogurt and cheese probably you want to cut down on two to three, but the meat poultry. But yeah, it's like, get some vegetables and fruit, some eggs, like get a little bit of that in you.

Some protein. But make sure you have all fucking gall, the grains just eat grains. And that, that was probably like big, like farm, big agriculture, right?

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. We got, we got buckets and buckets of hay and shit we gotta fucking move that's crazy absolutely that that's a big one any any and then you know they tell you to do this diet and then two years later that diet makes your heart explode right and they switch to this diet and that makes you go blind and then this diet also like it doesn't and like no no none of those are none of those. None of them are. Neither the diet nor the reaction is real.

All of it's fucking fake. I mean, the Atkins thing is the real deal. If you stop your 11 servings of carbs and you have just meat, you'll fucking lose weight. But then they're like, red meat can do this to you. It's like, yeah, that's true. But there's going to be some tradeoff for everything. Turns out things have risks. Right.

No, I think Atkins is the one that works. The one that works is more calories out than calories in. That's how you lose weight. For sure. I did Atkins. The only time I've ever dieted was for the wedding. You did a diet? Well, for the wedding, I did a diet.

And I ate nothing but... Late! Yeah, but this is where... See, I remember I did a diet. I lost a lot of... I lost too much weight. My wedding, I looked, like, I didn't even realize it. I didn't jump on the scale at all. I was just like, I'm just going to, I'm not going to, like, do.

I don't care about the numbers. I care about mirrors. Pretty much, yeah. And, but at the last minute, like, when I was like, all right, there's like a week to go. I'm done. You know, if I binge right now, I'm out of my weight, you know. I hopped on the scale. And I was like 160. And then it, like. What, binge right now, I'm out of my weight. I hopped on the scale and I was like 160.

And then it like... What, dude? Yeah, for real. And this is back when I used to be like 180 all the time. So that's a lot. But if I were to... Right now I have to drop like 40 pounds to be back at 160. But I went from like 180 to 160. But I was like I hadn't seen 16 on the scale

since I was in like fucking A3. But once I knew the number, the mirror started looking gross. I was like, oh, I'm looking like trim. And then I was like, oh, I look like sickly. But, and then like a lot of people notice that I lost all this weight. And then they would ask me how I did it. And I would tell them. And then they would like, like blow it off.

Because I did no carbs, but I ate like ribs and wings and shit that like, it off because i i did no carbs but i ate like ribs and wings yeah and shit that like it was not like i was eating healthy i was just eating like tons of meat that's like i had i would have bricks of mozzarella cheese i would eat spare ribs like every fucking day from the chinese place i would have i would have wings like all the goddamn time you know i have like a little bit of bread but but for the most part, that's just chicken. So it was like, is this healthy? I don't know, but I'm losing fucking weight. And then they would be like, well, I was like, do you want the, you asked me.

Do you want to lose weight? This is how I did it. I don't fucking care if you do it or not. That's how I did it. Assholes. But yeah, I'm sure there's something right now that the doctors are like, you know, back when they were like, oh, if you're stressed, smoke a cigarette. I'm sure they're telling us something that's killing us.

Vaccine. Next up. But that's a good one. We didn't give a really good answer. I'm going to try to think of that and tweet at us. One of those ones that it's hard to think of. Yeah, but I know one's going to hit where I'm like, yes, fucking yes. Doctors telling you stuff that's bullshit i mean the you

know 20 minutes from this one was just in the news i can't remember what it was yeah it's the vaccine dude yeah um i but i know there have been times where i've been like fuck that you know yeah and i was probably wrong but whatever what up KFC radio fam I'm currently sitting here on the shitter and I've got a question for you guys so I think it was you guys that brought it up but

sort of like having a license to use the internet like you would need to take a test or go through an extensive process um i think for me um i really believe that people should have to go through like an extensive process to get a fucking facebook the amount of bullshit I see on there every day from like family members, just useless fucking information or bullshit information that no one fucking cares about, especially my parents' generation.

So I wanted to ask you guys, what are some things in the everyday life that you feel like people should need some sort of license to use or do bro we're we're coming up the internet is a good one because like you can do damage on the internet now yeah by being a dumb fucking asshole and and like you should be you should be quizzed on i mean i don't know how you could do it but it's like it's almost like you should be you should be quizzed on I mean I don't know how you could do it but it's like it's almost like you know there's no test to find out if you're an asshole or not that's the problem

there needs to be an asshole test there is a test what is it? we could have created it but there is a test you can figure out if someone's an asshole pretty quickly dude you can figure out like

I mean fuck it through a test? yeah just basically a test like Pretty quickly, dude. You can figure out, like, I mean, fuck it. I could fucking. Do a test, yeah? Yeah. Like, just basically a test of, like, what does it say in your Twitter bio? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Does it say that you're a free thinker?

Right. You're probably an asshole. Right. Do you have Bible quotes in there? You're probably an asshole. You're probably an asshole. Do you have, like, a bald eagle? Does it say, like, professional asshole and you have 20 followers

and you're a fucking accountant? Probably an asshole. There definitely is a quiz. I would like to ask something to prove if you're an OG internet user. It's like owning a gun

almost. Do you have respect for this thing that you can use in the wrong way or the right way you know what i mean so i want to be like who also saw the rep who also the leprechaun say and like if you can answer it like okay i know you know like you you are you are worthy of using the internet um what other things we should come up with tests for the internet we should come up with two things the test for the internet and the asshole test we got the asshole test right here

oh yeah are you a certified asshole find out the asshole rating with 24 questions this definitely will not be as good a test as we would have this is going to be like an actual psychological test. Let's check this out.

You feel surrounded by incompetent idiots, and you can't help letting them know the truth every now and then. False. Yeah. Yeah. You were a nice person until you started working with a current man. True. True facts.

You don't trust the people around you, and they don't trust you. False. Sometimes. I'm like 50% on that. Yeah, I'm 50-50. I don't trust the people, you and they don't trust you. False. Sometimes. I'm like 50%. Yeah. I don't trust the people, but I think they trust me. Yeah.

I lean towards the same thing. I, I, I'm, I don't trust people, but I also like, I just, I just,

I just know, I'm like, I just know you're lying. I don't care. Yeah. Like I, or you're wrong. I had a lot of me,

but you're wrong. Basically everyone I talked to in my life. I'm like, I know you're like, I know what I'm hearing is like like I'm talking to your PR person. Right. You're feeding me a story. It's you or yourself.

Well, you're saying it's based in reality, but I don't know. That's not totally true. Totally. Are we going true or false? That was a tough one. I would say it's probably false. True. You see your co-workers as competitors.

Big old true. True, but in a good sense. No. That ship sailed. It's very toxic here now. You believe that one of the best ways to climb the ladder is to push other people down or out of the way. I do not feel that way, but I know a lot of people here probably do. Yeah.

And they wouldn't admit to it, but they do. You secretly enjoy watching other people suffer and squirm. Jesus Christ. True. New episode of Lowering the Bar. Yeah. Bro, I say exactly that with Jackass. I like torture apparently is what I find.

I don't find it erotic, but it's funny. It's really funny. I enjoy it. You are often jealous of your colleagues and find it difficult to be genuinely pleased when they do well. That's a false for me. I would say false, yeah. I get jealous, but I don't like it. The same thing.

It's like a healthy jealous. It's like, oh, I'd like to achieve that. I want to do that. I'm not upset that they're doing well. Yeah. You have a small list of close friends and a long list of enemies, and you're equally proud of both lists. No, false. I don't have any enemies, I don't think.

I'm sure I have people who don't like me, but I don't count anyone as an enemy. I'm sure I've got a bunch, but whatever. Sometimes you just can't contain your contempt toward the losers and jerks at your workplace. True! No, false, because I contain it very well. Oh, I don't know. I mean, but sometimes you can't. You come in here and you're just like, fucking this fucking guy.

But that's gossip. I just do it behind their back. I'm not an asshole. I go behind their back. Exactly. I'm a fucking. I'm an adult. I'm a dickhead behind their back like a fucking gentleman.

All right, we'll give you false on that one. You find it useful to glare at, insult, and even occasionally holler at some of the idiots in your workplace. Otherwise, they seem to never shape up. False. I don't give a shit. I will complain about you in private. Again, behind your back. You take credit for the accomplishments of your team.

Why not? They would be nowhere without you. That's false. Yeah, but also it's kind of funny. It's like these Jim Oaks would be nowhere without us, John. Nice. You enjoy lobbing innocent comments into meetings that serve no purpose other than to humiliate or cause

discomfort to the person on the receiving end. Yo, this is not if you're an asshole. This is like if you're a fucking psycho. This is like MKUltra shit. I'm going to say false again because guess what? I was on that content meeting the other day. You didn't say nothing. I kept my fucking mouth shut.

You could have, but I didn't say nothing. I ended up leaving the meeting, but there were things I wanted to say. You are quick to point out others' mistakes. Definitely not. I'm always just like, that's but i'm not gonna say shit you don't make mistakes when something goes wrong you always find some idiot to blame i exclusively make mistakes yeah we can already tell where this is going yeah you know i got i've really become pretty clear we're not ass you consistently interrupt people well some people are gonna say yes to say yes for me. I don't... And I think this is true for you, too.

I don't think what... You don't think what you have to say is more important. I'm usually, like, agreeing with and bolstering what you're saying. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's what I say, you know, and I'm like, I'm interrupting you, but I'm like... Because I think you're right. Correct. Yeah, so I think that's a false.

You're constantly buttering up your boss and other powerful people. No. No. Your jokes and teasing can get a bit nasty at times, but you have to admit they are pretty funny. True. I guess that one's true. You love your immediate team, and they love you,

but are at a constant warfare with, oh, wow. Wow. What the fuck is this wow did you guys scam us into this wow ready ready for ready for the listener at home you love your immediate team and they love you but are a constant warfare with the rest of the organization you treat everyone else like crap because after all if you're not on team, you either don't matter or you are the enemy. We don't treat them like crap, but we definitely are like,

if you ain't here, you ain't a part of it, goodbye. That's hilarious. No, but I also think that's false. We want people to come on the show all the time.

We kind of forget to ask them to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a whole idea where people were going to come on the show every Thursday. We never did it. And we just forgot to ask to. Yeah, yeah, yeah. We had a whole idea where people were going to come on the show every Thursday. And we just forgot to ask people. Yeah, you're right.

You notice that people seem to avoid eye contact when they talk to you, and they often become nervous. I wouldn't notice that because I'm not making eye contact. Takes two to tango on eye contact. You have the feeling that people are always very careful about what they say around you. I don't think so. People tell me way too much. Why are you involving me in this at all?

Right. People keep responding to your emails with hostile reactions which also escalate into flame wars with these jerks. Flame war? I don't use email. Yeah. People seem to hesitate to divulge personal... No. False. Unfortunately false. Always like telling me shit. Stop telling me shit. People seem to stop to divulge personal... No, false. Unfortunately false. Always, like, telling me shit.

Stop telling me shit. People seem to stop having fun when you show up. I hope that's a false. False. Fuck. How many questions are there? 24. 24.

People often seem to react to your arrival by announcing they have to leave. False. Bro, if you can answer that question honestly true, you are a fucking loser scumbag asshole five zero one we're borderline certified asshole i know i know no no yeah yeah yeah you're right wow i mean so zero to five is you're not an asshole five to fifteen is your borderline 13 or more like we we answered the vast majority of those the opposite way of the asshole, and we still got you're kind of an asshole. And zero, even, there's no way,

this is just trying to get you to buy this fucking book, because look at even zero to five is you're like, you're not an asshole, but maybe you're lying to this quiz. That's an asshole answer, you fucking asshole. I was going to say. The last question should be, do you get fucking really fired up at the results of an online quiz if you're an asshole?

I'm not an asshole, Bob Sutton! You're a fucking asshole! You little shiesty book selling motherfucker. That book sucks. I'm sure that book sucks. So we've got to make our own now. Yeah, we're going to have to make our own quiz about the internet. Do you deserve to use the internet? Are you an asshole? We will come up with that.

No, we won't, but we'll try. Make us. Make us do that. Give us some time. It won't be like next episode, but maybe next week or some shit. Last voicemail. What do we got? Oh, what up, girl? What up, Shawnee? What up, KFC Radio team?

You might recognize me as the girl that went viral on Barstool a year ago. Definitely not. Getting bit in the face by a giant lizard. Shout out to my dumb decisions. Pause, pause, pause, pause. Yo, that is a hell of an introduction. Because usually I don't like, here's what happens a lot in our world.

I got panicked. I was like, oh, fuck, what did I do? Well, here's what I don't like, and I think you get this too um yo like what's up man like you remember me we tweeted last year about the jets like no dude i don't fucking remember that like don't ask me if i remember your internet your one moment of internet like fame that being said when your story is that you got bit in the face by a lizard i I might remember that. Do we have that video somehow? Yeah.

Okay. Because that is awesome. How did you find that so fast? I'm really good at Twitter, and I would win the Google off. I mean, did you just search girl gets bit by a lizard? No, I just said lizard from Barcelona. Wow. Yeah, let's see this that's her wait what

oh oh the way she was i thought she had shaved heads yes okay oh god that lizard really bit the fuck out of her bit the fuck out of her can you like pause it right when it's like... Good by her. She's like... She got the back of its head and everything. She got a funny scream too. That lizard's on my tongue and I'm just going... She's gonna grab that shit by the back of the neck and everything.

Oh, it was more the chin, but oh man. Yo, this is why I say you there's only two animals you should have as a pet and it's really

like 1.5 it's like dogs and maybe cats that's it you have a lizard you have a ferret you have any rodent of any kind

or any of that shit they're gonna bite your face off they're gonna bite and anything that's like really big they'll fucking kill you so okay anyway lizard girl face off. And anything that's like really big, like they'll fucking kill you. So, okay. Anyway,

lizard girl. But I am a couple of episodes behind and I would just like to say that I have a gluten allergy and I 1000% agree with you, Kevin. It fucking sucks. It's the fucking worst. And the worst part about it is I can't drink whistle pig becauseig because it is wheat barley and rye and rye whiskey, baby. So it absolutely does make me want to put a gluten filled bullet in my head.

So thank you for being a person to be an ally. Let people know how it really is. Fucking sucks. Anyway, bye. how it really is fucking sucks anyway Paz if you want gluten free bitch let me know I mean why Paz I'm insulted

Paz Paz is in last place Keegan I'm insulted. Pabst. Pabst is in last place. Keegan, we had to test Keegan for allergies and shit. He's got like some stomach issues. And they were saying like a lot of this. Takes big shits. A lot of, well, he doesn't.

Doesn't. And then he, well, then he does. He doesn't and he holds it in and then he does. But they were like a lot of this is consistent with gluten with celiac disease or allergy whatever it's called and i was like this is it this is the big fat dose of karma that everyone's been telling me is coming my way and it hasn't yet i was like if this fucking kid can't eat regular shit i'm gonna i'm gonna kill myself gluten bullet in my head yeah because then you then you've got to fucking do it. That falls on me, you know?

That's probably the first time anyone's ever described you as being an ally. That's pretty nice. Got your back, bro. Kevin's an ally. I just tell it like it is, baby. Kevin hasn't been called an ally since the Axis Forces. I was just about to say that. I was just about to say that. I was just about to say that.

All right. Interview time now with the great, the one and only Gary Vaynerchuk, Gary V. We ask him about the infamous shoot your family in the face clip. We ask him about, he goes on and on about Boston fans. I love it. He was articulating what I was trying to say a couple weeks ago, where it's like Boston fans have been groomed into the people that they are today. We talk about everything else, about his style of living life

and making money and the internet and everything. He'd be a good person to write an internet test to. But it's a very interesting conversation. If you like Gary, it's great. Even if you're a Gary skeptic, cynic, or hater, I think it's a fair interview with that as well. Either way, this is brought to you by Sling TV, the only channel, the only service out there right now

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Sign up today and try it for free. Gary Vee on KFC Radio. Let's talk to him. All right, Gary Vee's in the building. How you doing? I like being in the building. How you doing, dude? I'm doing very well.

How are you? You getting tired yet or what? You gonna slow down ever? No. You know, when you get to slow down in perpetuity. Oh, fuck. I was just making conversation you know the fact that one day we will all die and then you're just sleeping forever

makes me kind of think like fuck it let me just squeeze this at bat yeah but also doesn't it make you sometimes think like fuck it i'm not gonna do all this like a lot of this is a hassle and you know what's funny this is like this is where all the gary v content comes from that's how i felt in school. That's how I would feel if you told me to make my bed. Right, right. Fuck making your bed, right? The most inefficient thing of all time.

Ever. Well, see, I go fucking back and forth with making the bed. No, because you get brainwashed by Big Bed, who's like, make your bed, you'll be successful. Well, it is undeniably more comfortable. That's true. But you know how to fix that? Air conditioning.

Because if your bed's cold, even if it's messy, it's fucking precious. 100%. So no, but like honestly on some real shit, I love being an entrepreneur. I love being an operator. I love doing my thing. And if I go into any second of,

cause I'm a human being of like this blows, A, I don't try to like rah-rah myself. It's okay to have a bad day. It's okay to have like, especially when it's raining. Fuck rain. Like I don't know how those Seattle dudes do it. Like, honestly, rain is like some weird shit. Where's like home home for you right now new york new york you

stay here right but like rain gets me like rains like my kryptonite a little bit like if it's really rainy and like i like and i'm a little tired okay it's done oh i'm like i gotta know but like i really fight that first hour anyway nonetheless i was only there in college the second it was like and when i was college, I was working out. I was like, well, I'm not going to class, but I was working out. And the second there was rain, it was like, dude, we're not going to go work out today. It's crazy. I can't possibly go outside when there's water.

I can't even drink today. That's insane. It just becomes TV watching day. Could you ever do like LA, West Coast, somewhere where it's nice all the time? You know what's funny? At 46 now now i'd be lying if i didn't say the last five years that i've gone to miami in la when i would wake up like if i have to give a keynote or if i'm having a meeting if i flew in the night before when i wake up and like kind of open the hotel you know and that sunshine hits my

chest like a beam i'd be lying if I didn't say, oh, this is how people get crickets to live here. You know, like I definitely- But also those places, I feel like don't match you. No. They don't match your constant energy and shit. I'm pretty funny. I'm high energy. I go hard on the field.

But like when I'm off the field, like using a sports analogy, I love relaxing. Yeah. What I am is all in or all out my ideal vacation is 10 days on the beach do nothing

are you resort though on a beach obviously you gotta feel the culture oh shut the fuck up bro I don't wanna go to the Caribbean to hang out with some dude from New Hampshire.

That's not fun. I want to fucking meet people who are from there. You want to now meet people? Yeah. Fuck people. I don't want to necessarily have a one-on-one conversation like, tell me your story, man. But you want to be around them. I want to be around where I feel like I'm like, okay, I'm experiencing something here.

I actually do get that. That makes sense. I like both. Don't get me crazy. I'm not trying to just I actually do get that. That makes sense. Yeah. I mean, I do. I like both. Don't get me crazy. I'm not trying to just like stay in an Airbnb in the middle of nowhere. But I like to, like every time I'm at a resort, if I'm sitting at a resort bar, I'm like, I fucking hate all of you. Yeah. Because we just all move.

It's all, yeah. You're all me and I hate you all. In that scenario, do you hate yourself? Yeah. Come on, Gary. We've met. You should know by now. What's to like?

Yeah, but you have all that self-esteem that is fake from Boston fandom that's been put inside of you. You know, shouldn't that at least comfort you? That, you know, you've won so many championships. I hate it, baby. How are you feeling about the Jets? You know this.

You're an educated fan. I, for the first time in my life, took a step back. Oh, I didn't. I decided to go the other way. You went all in. I could feel all the homies taking a step back because I get it. Because even my body was like, it's time to take a step back. And I said, no step back, monster.

I'm going to double down. Yeah, you always do. So I'm like doubling. But I think you made the right move. And maybe I'm gonna double down yeah you always so I'm like doubling like I think you made the right move and maybe I'm just drinking the cooler again but I feel like there's actually something brewing and now I'm almost mad at myself for taking a step back there's something bro but I actually I felt brother I felt great that I believe I was like I was a different person a hundred not having this like dread every you know why I even understand why people get mad at each other over politics? It's sports.

It's the same shit. It's just like rooting for a team. I am so upset that the world has become so blue and red. And all I'm trying to do is be like, motherfuckers, it's purple. Every one of you are purple. Of course you believe in... And we need that because we're just going, right?

And then in sports, I'm like, well, now I understand. Exactly. And I'm really... No that's that's what's scary about politics is that it's becoming maybe it always has been but we're just realizing it but it's becoming more like sports well which is the most irrational thing that we do a hundred scream and yell at each other about a hundred percent it's a hundred percent yeah i mean the level of hate i have for poor mac jones for no reason it's just a nice guy a great dude i'm dying of fire, bro. At least Brady was fiery and whatever. It was easier.

This poor doofus is just walking around smiling. One of the nicest things that New England has ever done for the New York franchise is hiring Mac, not hiring Mac Jones, drafting Mac Jones. When those pictures of him as a model came out, that's perfect fodder. Him on the runway doing the things.

But Brady had that shit too. Brady had that where he was at Carnival with Gisele. Looking goofy. Yeah. The Migos photo. No, I think that I went all in. And as you know, this is the best, if you're smart, if you're like a good football fan, you understand things.

This is the best a Jets fan could feel in a very long time. You don't know the full answer at quarterback. You'd be lying if you did. Though his last five games were totally different than the beginning of the season. But what you do know already, if you're a real football fan, is Elijah Moore can play football. Michael Carter can play football.

Elijah Vera Tucker can play football. Even like the Brandon Eckler, Michael Carter, the two from Duke, can play football. And what really resonates for me is the Joe-Sala combo and drafting. Like I am, I can't even tell you.

Joe had a big draft and Joe, I feel like he needed it because the time was about to turn and that draft is huge for him. And they have top five money. They have four picks in the top 38. And we've had that before, but I, I never trusted the people in place to spend that money.

I think Mike McCagnin is the worst GM in NFL history. I don't know. It's like, it's like, it's pretty bad. Brother. This is where jet fans get confused by branding. The it's like thing feels bigger.

Yeah. But McCagnin was where, where, yeah, it's like walked into Mike T's and I love Mike T, but he walked into a mess. He had to clean it up. He blew his draft pick those 12 picks.

He blew it, which fucked us comma. Mike had five years, right? Mike, Mike passed on patrick mahomes when we needed a quarterback and took jamal adams yeah like nobody taught we didn't have a quarterback josh mccowan like i don't understand what people josh mccowan was the quarterback of the jets he was he was on the board it was actually ryan it was ryan Ryan Fitzpatrick. It was Fitz. A couple of young up and covers named Fitzpatrick and McCown.

It's just insane what the Jets did under Mike. He completely decimated the franchise. You know, Sam Darnold is one of my favorite human beings, but if he doesn't go and turn it around quick here, the Jets traded multiple low round picks to get Sam, right? Like he decimated the franchise. He gave a ton of money to- So I feel like you stay pretty positive,

even though like I know you know that stuff, right? I stay realistic. I like, I'm, listen, I might be positive publicly. If you were hanging out in my apartment when the Jets play, I'm a fucking disaster. That's a good question. At what point, I think I know the answer already, but like you,

you're a businessman, entrepreneur and all that, but now you're also just kind of like a influencer star. You know what I mean? It's almost like. More people know who I am. Right.

But you know, I'm saying like, like when Jim Cramer became like Jim Cramer, the TV guy and no longer the financial analyst. I say, like, where are you just like, I'm trying to put out content versus I'm trying to make

money business-wise? That's a really interesting question. I don't even think in those terms. I am just navigating. I- It all kind of like works. I kind of have this big framework of like my ambitions and my selfless agenda, meaning I want to buy the New York Jets.

I'm a businessman. I'm trying to do shit. I'm Deep Web 3 because I think it's the future. I'm putting in the time because that's an opportunity. I run a humongous company with 1,800 employees. I'm trying to build an empire. Comma,

I have a personality trait that is unusual for an empire building assassin. Which is I'm not tearing down everybody around me. I'm not a sharp elbows. I'm a nice guys actually finish first dude. And at some point I realized enough people were watching me that I'm like, fuck it.

Let me like really teach people that this is possible. That you can be very successful and happy and you don't have to be a dick face. And so, and so what ended up happening was a lot of things happened. Trash talk, my garage sale videos. What is that? That is hundreds of people, thousands of people, tens of thousands of people emailing me over a period of time saying, Gary, you keep talking about investing in startups, but I don't have $25,000. In fact, I'm 6,000 in debt and I have $93 in my bank account. What do I do?

And you know, you're getting this constantly. And at some point you're sitting on a plane and saying, fuck, I got to do something. And I was like, all right, I'm going to show them what I did when I had $93. I garage sailed and sold stuff on eBay. And it really, and it really- Yeah, and so like, so the whole like, everything I do publicly has been really counter-punching a lot of the energy that I've been feeling. It is, I mean, that is,

I feel like one of your biggest criticisms is almost like, you're not gonna make it, dude. Like, why are you telling these people they're gonna, it's like, I'll show you how to actually get there. Yeah. Like a tangible way. Just be like, follow your dreams. Like, go to a fucking garage sale to make some startup money.

Yeah, like people that, to your point, people that on social media are like, okay, like razz me and you're like, okay, I'm like, cool, but like you've decided to look at that video. Did you watch the videos that I put out for an entire 18 months detailing that TikTok was the next big arbitrage

and if you do this and if you do that, like I'm very happy that you've selected to clip a couple things to fit your agenda. Right, right. I mean, everybody, nobody actually watches anybody's full episode or catalog or reads the full article. By the way, it's why I'm also empathetic to people that think I suck or fuck you, Gary.

Because you know that's what they say, right? Because I'm like, I get it. We always, like when people are like, you know, do your research. It's like, no, people don't do their research. They look at a headline, they look at the video and they make the decision. That's not it.

I completely understand why people hate Barstool. Yeah, I get it. Yeah, you look at- This stuff you've seen makes sense. I would hate too. Yeah, absolutely. So I'm very empathetic to that. I don't take it personally.

It's easier if it was like when it's the company. When you're the human, as you guys know, sometimes it's Barstool, sometimes it's you. When it's you, you know, for me, the big key is not listening in either direction. Meaning when I talk about like putting your fingers in your ears and like that, go into your own cocoon and do it for yourself.

It really, really works against hate, but I'm not saying it for hate. I'm not saying for the haters. I'm actually saying it for hate. I'm not saying for the haters. I'm actually saying it for the people that tell you you're the goat. Good. Yeah. Because a lot of that too. I get way more of that.

I heard you described as a Joe Rogan for nerds. What do you think of that? I think that's awesome. I mean, like I, look, I think that I get way more love. I know. Cause I have the data, but I don't hear that either. Yeah. Well, that can almost be more dangerous, I feel like, sometimes.

Well, this is my point. When you get high in your own supply, you're finished. But there's got to be that in between. Actually, one of my biggest regrets in my career is, yeah, one of my biggest regrets, especially because we do comedy, is I'm always a little, I'm way more self-deprecating than I am. I'm never one to be like, we did it or whatever, you know? And I kind of wish I was a little i'm way more self-deprecating than i am i'm never one to be like we did it or whatever you know and i kind of wish i was a little bit more over the last like 15

years because i think people started to kind of you know yeah reciprocate that vibe right wait a minute i can say it not you fuck off you know 100 here's some good news how old are you 36 almost 37 it's perfect when i was 34 years old i worked in a liquor store yeah like yeah i keep trying to remind people like oh you know people love like listen one of the fun thing like my favorite thing right now is these five or six comedians that fully impersonate me shit is so funny and they're very you got a lot yes i got a lot of things to do yeah yeah the one guy when he added the bite i bite my nails all when he added that i was like these fuckers are so good it's like it's like saying a child who like they know exactly how to get used to and and for me it's like truly like this is where i'm lucky like i'm flattered yeah like when they're like making fun i'm flattered

but what you know one of their favorite schticks, like the cliche go-to, if you're going to impersonate me, is 80-year-old person comes up to me and I'm like, how old are you? 80. You got fucking time. And it's funny. And it's funny.

I get it. It makes me laugh. You know what's banana shit though? I believe it so much you couldn't imagine. Yeah, no, you really do. If you really understood when you said 36 to me what my brain did it's so uncomfortably early yeah like we're gonna die tomorrow i'm halfway done you might die because you're a degenerate but like most people don't most people don't

it is we were talking about this recently i was talking about this with someone we're just like we're just about smells and like how like it's so weird that like you'll never experience what it's like for me like just like you won't even know what that smells like to me like how oh it's me my mom because my mom's got like a really like sensitive nose and i'm like you walk in like i don't smell anything my walk-in room she's like you don't know how horrible it is when i walk in the room. And like, you don't know what it's like in my head when I hear that I'm 33. I'm like, that's over, dude. Like, I don't know.

I guess I'll ride this out until I die. And that's it, dude. I got nothing else. Bro, honestly, on some real shit, we're obviously having fun with this. If people understood how much that thing is the thing like how that fucks up people like people generally it's too late depressed in their 30s and 40s which is insane and they're not going to listen to their 60 year old parent right like you don't listen to your parent ever and so for me it's like you know it's just something i believe in i wish people understood it it goes

down to accountability it goes into like realizing you can shift on a dime. It's very real. I try to use The Rock and Marky Mark and The Fresh Prince. I try to use these people that are fully converted. Like all three people I just mentioned, we in America, we're like, oh, that's Marky Mark. Like he's got abs and underwear and he's cool,

like he's a rapper. But then he's Mark Wahlbergberg, the real powerhouse. Dwayne The Rock. I wish people just knew shit evolves if you want. You can have second act, third act, tenth act. You really can. You really can. If you really...

When you said that, I felt it, to be frank. I'm empathetic to like, hey, I can say it, but don't you say it, especially because I've worked my face off for 15 years. It's really fun, Ricky in Ohio, 19 years old, you're saying that. Well, we also, we do a lot of like, we're lucky to be here and just fuck around on the mics. This isn't a hard job, blah, blah, blah.

But it is, you know what I mean? We put a lot into it, but then again, people are just going off our lead of us being like. Which is why you could do a little bit of what, if you want, and this will help people, if you want, you can use a different social platform to educate a little bit for example one of the most remarkable things you two could do is actually put out occasional content of like what you've learned of how to be better at doing

this like there's a lot of kids 15 that want to be you with all their heart and like one video of like hey i sucked at this and i got better at this and this is why that just might help somebody right you don't want to help anybody i don't think i ever got better like your greatest challenge if you if you did i have no problem helping someone you did like entrepreneur therapy sessions like six sessions with him and try to turn your it's like turn around I'll tell you why When you're a Boston fan, no, this is real. This is real people don't understand This is why I'm so worried about it. If you're a 33 year old Boston never experienced any any any any no

It's worse. You think you did something? See I think that's I think there there certainly is a person but i'm like we suck it's better than that you know like what do you what do you mean when you like like i get that as a knock but like as like a genuine criticism like i don't think anyone there's a handful of people who think definitely and then their psyche will be taken it's a hair subconscious you're getting the you're getting the winner endorphin hit from your family. I mean, Portnoy, for sure,

thinks he's superior to other people because he's a boss. I mean, no, he's always thought that. That's just, that's just Dave. He's superior to everybody.

That's just Dave as a person. What do you think of Portnoy? I love him. Yeah. Yeah, I think he's been, he's very underrated. Underrated, overrated, Portnoy. Yeah, I think he's underrated.

I think much, by the way, all of us, me, you two, him, it's all the same game. Like people decide something without really peeling back the onion. Oh yeah, I mean. Like building something, like Portnoy built a media company in the most contemporary way. That will always resonate with somebody like me. That is my overall thesis of business.

What would be your number one critique of barcel or dave i guess but us as a whole you know what's funny and like i'm not trying to be overly nice it's it's just not something i pay attention like i don't i don't have a great answer like i don't know like if i could see your pnl well sure i could be like you overspend on x or you oh yeah you probably see a lot of that you know like bagels you know but, but like, but like, but like for all, for all, all the public, like, look in a political climate that we're in now, anything like this is going to feel too male to the macro world. But that I think is unfair because I think there's plenty of things that are too female and, and people talk about that. And I think that's unfair. Like to me,

the criticism would come from missed opportunity, not from what you've actually executed right you know what i mean absolutely like my my the things that i've done wrong predominantly have been where i missed an opportunity not because when you have a level of that success like was the right was the sale that you guys did was that the right exit strategy uh was was there categories you? Were you too slow to TikTok? I'll give you one. Ready? If you're like, no, no, Gary, let's go deeper on this. Don't give us a bullshit answer.

We're going to give you the P&L. Do you know the first place I would go? I would look at your merchandise business. Here's why. I think you guys and gals do merch so much better than every other media company. So it doesn't seem like the obvious place I would go. But my point of view is you might not be maximizing it to the highest degree.

Good Lord, if there's more merch to come, shit. Well, I can tell you that you can definitely do more. Just back to not fully looking, but you guys aren't doing all the best practices on getting like your influencer merch like strategy should be way stronger like you should have every single piece of merch you do 4 000 tiktok long tail influencers should be rocking them you don't do that you don't do that yeah so like that that's where my things yeah that's what i get nerded about not like he shouldn't have said that right or like that like that's just dumb shit yeah yeah what what about uh my favorite

gary b moment ever the uh the shoot your family in the face dude honestly like back to like the way media works so earnestly because i believe in it you know unfortunately this is where tiktok can really fuck you yeah yeah 18 months blisting out how to fucking screw myself i'm like you know i even dust dustin's here like dust you know we might have to rethink our tiktok strategy because because the way you could you know me stitched out of context it's dangerous it's gold but then you should stitch their stitches and go right back at it it's amazing a hundred percent look i i i think that it's very easy to take things out of context i i believe that if you think about i believe that the world is not grateful and i think that the world needs a lot more gratitude.

And I think for me, when I think about things, when I'm upset about dumb shit, if I think about somebody had something horrible happen today, I actually, on a much more somber note, we had a very, very, very tragic event happen at Vayner last week.

We lost an employee to a horrific situation. That's all I am willing to share. It sucks. Look, even just saying it takes the air out of this room it's real life like real shit happens like somebody just now lost a child in at birth like like life happens and like when you do what i just did it you know it here it sucks the room out of a fun moment not fun but if you're having a really bad day around dumb shit, like, eh, I didn't go viral on social media this month, or eh, my coffee's cold, or eh, like the subway sucks,

or eh, like my bus is late, or eh, like dumb shit that everybody complains about, if you go to that extreme place of like, yeah, but this could have happened, I actually do think it helps people with perspective. Sure, sure. People aren't good at the easy way. Like I'm giving them the extreme, like think about like something tragic.

And I understand that people are like, what the fuck is the matter with you? But I'll tell you what's the matter with me. When I tell you to be grateful for what you have, everyone's like, yeah, yeah, on to the next thing. Like people don't do well. Try to make them realize. Yeah, they don't, like they're like,

people take everything for granted, everything. 850 million people on earth don't have access to clean water we have fucking seven fucking bottles of body armor shit shout out body armor we have 700 fucking bottles of body armor in your hat like on the shelf half drank yeah fucking 850 million people on earth don't have access to clean water. The fuck are you complaining about? I believe in that shit. And that's what makes me happy. That's what doesn't allow me to burn out.

It's real for me. And like, you know, I'll let people mean me, mock me, make fun of me in perpetuity. I'm going to pump this shit until my last breath. I have two agendas. Get people to figure out how fucking lucky we are and win a fucking Super Bowl. And win a goddamn Super Bowl. And win a goddamn fucking Super Bowl.

I'm really excited about the Jets, brother. But I can get really unexcited fast. Let me explain how. Everything is this offseason. Everything. Everybody's got to take a step forward. Money has to fall into place. That's what's crazy, though.

Everything has to click. That's all football. That's football in general. It's just like one thing goes wrong. If the Rams don't pick up, if the Browns don't cut OBJ, I don't think the Rams win a Super Bowl. It's like everything. We're talking real football now, right?

The Browns cut OBJ. That was the first couple of plays in the Super Bowl, right? Yeah, just like that alone. What about the impact once Woods got hurt on the season? Who knows where the Rams finish the season? Look what happened to the Cardinals. Cardinals were better than the Rams, in my opinion, three-fourths of the way, halfway through the season.

What happens to them? Hopkins gets hurt late. Season's over. What happens to the Rams? Woods gets hurt. That would have been a real problem. The way Cup would have been covered after that if they didn't have an alternative.

But OBJ slides in. He's his best self. And fucking here we are. Yeah. Like, yeah, the butterfly effect is crazy. Then you talk to Stafford. Like, then Stafford's probably a bad move because you lost picks until, what, 2027?

Correct. Correct. I mean, think about the Bengals. If you're a Bengals fan right now, you're fucking chilling in the cut. You're like Jamar Chase, Higgins, Burrow. By the way, Dan Marino made the Super Bowl in his first, or excuse me, second, I think,

or first year. Never again. I thought, I'm older than you, I'm like, this is gonna win five. This fucker's gonna win seven. This sucks, he's in our division. Never again. Maybe never again. I thought, I'm older than you. I'm like, this is going to win five. This fucker's going to win seven. This sucks. He's in our division. Never again.

Maybe never again. Right. I look at, I look at, look at the chiefs, look at the bills, right? Look at the chiefs.

Dude, the AFC right now, someone's going to be getting shut out in the next few years. Well, this is the biggest problem we have. No, you got to go through a fucking gauntlet.

Here are the following quarterbacks that are under 27 years old in the AFC. Lamar Jackson, Josh Allen. Yeah, he's like the worst. Just right. Justin Herbert. Yeah in the AFC. Lamar Jackson. Josh Allen. Yeah, he's like the worst. Right. Justin Herbert.

Joe Burrow. That's bad. Patrick Mahomes. I mean, this is. He's killing the AFC right now. I'm Joe Burrow. But by the way, like there's a hair of optimism on Mac from Patriot fans. I mean, I still think.

Particularly in the locker room. That's what I've said is that the most important thing for me is the guys in the locker room are like, he's the guy. So if they believe in it, then... My ability to evaluate a quarterback is very low. But the Patriots were a sneaky 10-8. When it's all said and done, they were 10-8 and go through the... On the next show, can you go through with him the 10

wins? Because there's only two even decent ones. The other eight are straight garbage. And so like, let's not get too excited about it. Yeah, there was a seven win streak that was like mostly destroyed teams. That's right. By the way, the Chargers win. It sold us though.

The Chargers win was very impressive. The Titans win was impressive. Those are impressive wins. Yeah. But the Chargers didn't make the playoffs and the Titans lost immediately. The Titans were very hurt. They were very hurt. So, real quick. I gotta leave with this. We destroyed the Browns. And the Titans lost immediately. And the Titans were very hurt. Yeah. They were very hurt when we played. So, real quick. I got to leave with this.

We destroyed the Browns. That was a big win. Right. Who also didn't make the playoffs. But it looked all those. We just kicked the Browns ass. Hell yeah. It looked good at the time.

We were down. We were down bad. But you also annihilated the Jets the second time. You annihilated Jacksonville. Like annihilate like 50 spots. We need to talk about this before I leave. Yeah. Bill Belichick.

I think the three of us have to get together in four years. Like, please, straight men, people that know how to do shit, get us locked in. I want to talk about this. What happens if the Patriots win zero playoff games the next four years? I'm just curious because, listen, I succumbed after the Matt Castle year, the 11-5.

I'm like, this is the best coach. Belichick's best coach. This sucks. This sucks, right? And they won a ton after that. Best coach. For Tom Brady to go to Tampa and win a Super Bowl, also then make a playoff run with a win,

then they obviously lost to the, to the people that won the Superbowl while injured. And for Belichick to have many seasons without Brady now five, where he's only won one playoff game. If the Patriots go the next four seasons and win no playoff games, I believe that the narrative on Belichick's career could get very weird. I think I agree with that. And I was always a higher

if I was him because he done with this and not he's such a bitch, but he knows he's a great coach because he is defensive court like he is, but the legacy and let's call a spade a spade. If they don't, if they don't, if they don't win a playoff game in the next four years,

it's going to get loud because people like us. I'm going to be screaming it. I'm going to convert my entire media empire to one subject. I think it'll happen in New England too because the media doesn't love Bill. And then there are fans who are diehard Brady guys. And so, like, I've always been more it's Brady more than Belichick. Whereas Dave's always it was more Belichick than Brady.

And now that, like, it was always fun because who cared? It didn't matter because we're both on the same team. Who gives a shit who it is? Now that it's separate, now that there are you know, there are diverting beliefs in it, then I think it will get pretty loud whether he was actually a good quarterback or whether he just got really lucky.

Let's hope we're doing this. Let's hope we're doing that conversation in four years. All those young quarterbacks that are going to keep us out of the playoffs might still make me happy if they can pull off what I just did. I got to get out of here. Boys, great to see you.

Continued success. You bet. Do you know how ugly John's going to be underneath that beard? We don't even know what's under there. Like I've got some scruff. And if I have to shave, you're going to see that I have a double chin. We don't even know what's going on underneath that fucking fiasco on his face.

So do the right thing. Subscribe now. Ignore his calls for help next week. And make sure that I win this bet so we can see his ugly mug at the end of March. Thank you. Bye.