KFC Radio - Glenny Balls Reacts to Kissing Drew Barrymore TWICE - Inside Barstool

Episode Date: January 23, 2023

Timecodes: 00:00:00 Glenny Kissed Dew Barrymore Twice 00:15:44 Where would Glenny Balls be if it was different? 00:24:51 Embarrassing things you did the night before 00:30:21 Glenny went to the craziest party ever 00:38:09 People who say stories are a lie are the worst 00:49:18 Glenny wanted to separate himself from p*rn after AVNs 00:51:29 https://nitter.domain.glass/joep213 00:54:58 Glenny is going to retire off Only Stans +++++++++++++++++++++++++ Manscaped: Get 20% off + free shipping with code KFC at https://barstool.link/ManscapedBarstoolYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I don't think I've ever told this story on anything. This was truly the scariest moment of my life. We got Glennie and apparently we got Story. Yeah. And it's working out because he's going to, we're going to put you over here. Okay. He goes, is it going to air after Sunday?

So it's something that is, I don't know. I don't know what it is. I'm excited. Can I say it before? Can you say it before? Are you going to say it? I'm going to tell you so badly right now. No, but we're literally going to press record right now.

Hold on. I want to cry. I haven't stopped crying. Come on, dude. Press record, press record, press record. This is my life. Even this is great. It's the best one of my life.

I'm, okay, we'll get the mic set in a second. And then. Everybody be quiet. And then we're done after this, right? Mm-hmm. Go out to the fucking, fucking Long Island. For what? Go on the Bruins game. I don't know how long it takes to get out there. Are you going to UBS? Go out to the fucking Fucking Long Island What? Go to the Bruins game I don't know how long it takes to get out there

Yeah Quick mic checks It's like 50 minutes Check check Glennie Balls on the show Glennie mic check Real quick 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6

10 minutes from my house I never take the train Check check check check check Alright Just got Glennie Balls Hailed him down in the hallway Said you wanna go to KFC Radio He said yeah And he says to me Check, check, check, check, check, check. All right. Just got Glennie Balls. Hailed him down in the hallway. Said, you want to go to KFC Radio?

He said, yeah. And he says to me, when does this air? I got something I got to tell you. I tell him it airs on Monday. He's like, okay, good. Then I can say it on the show. And then he tells me that he's been – you said you've been crying? You want to cry?

You've been trippingly crying. So something happened that is so good or exciting or whatever that you wanted to cry. So I'm thinking this is either going to be Adriana Cechik related or Sky Bree related. It's no disrespect to those beautiful queens. It's better. Oh. Whoa. Am I in the right ballpark, though? Right church, wrong pew?

Maybe, but like it's – Billy Joel? It's – no. It's chicks. It's chick related. It's chick related. But no disrespect to Cechik and Sky Bree. No, of course. This is another level. Cechik's no, it's chicks. It's chick related. But no disrespect to Chet, she can sky breathe. No, of course.

Other level. Chet's not ready for Glenn yet. She's still got some rehab. She's rehab. Yeah. Is it like an OG? Is it like Jenna Jameson? It's about as, oh my God.

All right, let's hear it. It's not even like a porn person. Oh, oh. So we did a Sunday conversation yesterday with Drew Barrymore. I kissed Drew Barrymore twice. Eddie Ball, don't leave me hanging. I kissed Drew Barrymore twice. Don't leave me hanging, bro.

Holy shit. My lips touched Drew Barrymore's lips twice. Twice? Two times. Like we're doing movie style kiss? It wasn't a make out, but it was a kiss. Really? Two kisses.

Okay, no, wait, wait, wait. Was it a peck or a kiss? It wasn't a make out. It was a kiss. Really? Two kisses. Wait, was it a peck or a kiss? Was it like a like you kind of smushed for a minute and it made a noise? I think so. That's a kiss. That's a movie style kiss. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No tongue but like a lot of lip. What, what, what, I mean you can go watch

Sunday Conversation but. I have a photo of it. It's on my phone though but it's really funny. Did you come in here without your phone? Yeah, so weird, right? I realized I did text... Text Maria. Maria has the photo. Maria?

Whatever. Either way. So Caleb texted me the other day. He's like, dude, what's your best accent? I said, you know what? I got a pretty good Australian accent, ain't I? You just say mate. That's it.

Rightio. I got a good Australian accent. It a decent australian accent you'll see the video but um so he's like okay he didn't tell me anything i dress up as an australian he writes it into the script that we're going to end it with um me and drew doing lines i work an australian couple at a restaurant and the lines where i think something like oh drew what do you want then she says i don't know and then i'm like how about the blooming onion then she says, what I really want is you. And then I say, me? And then she's like, how about I show you? And before, we obviously told her, like, you don't have to kiss. On Caleb's script, it wrote, it said, like, you guys move in and then scene cuts.

Yeah. But before, we were like, you obviously don't have to kiss. Just feel it out, whatever. And then we're like. You said that to her or to you? No, me and Caleb told it to her, obviously. Right, right, right. Feel the obligation.

Obviously, I would expect you to kiss me. Sure. Kiss Drew Barrymore. Fucking, as she's reading that, she'll see in the video, I'm assuming that'll be out by now, she got up and got in my face and then said it

and then she was like, show me, and then she just went, I was like, holy shit, this actually happened. To even take it a step further, you didn't kiss Drew Barrymore, Drew Barrymore kissed you.

And then, I'm not going to lie to you, she instantly said, you have very soft lips. And then we had to get a shot of her to make it cinematic. I think Caleb's going to make it cinematic. You had to run it back? Of her going in to the camera. And she did it again. She didn't have to do it again. Dude, she definitely, I mean, if that was gross or weird, she would have been like,

okay, let me do, we'll do the lean in, but I'm not going to kiss him again. She went in for number two. I fucking love Drew Barrymore. Drew Barrymore is my favorite actress of all time. Is he really? Wedding Singer, 51st Age, Charlie's Day. 51st Age is a fucking horror movie. That's nuts.

It's a good movie, but the story is so fucked up. Absolutely chop my head off if that's me. I would also say, I know people hate this, like Fever Pitch is my rom-com goodfellas. If it's on, I watch it. I love Fever Pitch. Love it. I don't dislike Fever Pitch. It's my favorite.

I truly want to hear movies. I am always surprised by how many people love Fever Pitch. Maybe I need to rewatch. Well, she's one of those, like, gangsters where I don't think people realize that. Like, she was a child star, right? Didn't she then kind of, like, run into trouble? Yeah. And then she, I think she, like, partied hard and then needed to, like, get back. Did she? Yeah. I didn't think people realize that. She was a child star, right? Didn't she then kind of run into trouble? Yeah, and then I think she partied hard and then needed to get back. Did she?

Yeah. I didn't know anything about her. I'm pretty sure she like – She was in Scream, and then she was like a nut job. Right, right. And now she's back at it. And now she has a wonderful talk show. I mean, she's a legend.

I think she's proved positive, and there's a couple guys out there. I can't think of one off the top of my head, but there's definitely guys out there that I've said this about before. If you last long enough, it's like if you either die or become the villain, but I think there's something after that where you become kind of like the hero again. Where it's like, oh, you know what? This guy or girl has taken shit.

They've been up. They've been down. They've been in and out of rehab. They've been in and out of divorce and whatever. And they're still fucking here. Everybody. That's fucking – that's Colin Farrell. Yeah, yeah, yeah. A lot.

Brent Fraser's doing it right now. I think Gerard Butler's kind of like that where he was like – his movie was like, ah, they're goofy. Now it's like, you know what? We like him. We like him. Yeah, people come around on – it's actually really – Nickelback. Nickelback.

It's the Nickelback effect where it's like people eventually, for whatever reason, it's so fucked up that they were afraid to publicly say they like you. And Drew Barrymore never really went through this. Drew Barrymore is fine. That doesn't totally apply. But the idea of like, I think she'll be great on Sunday Conversation, which you wouldn't necessarily think. But it's like, no, because she knows what the fuck she's doing.

And she's seen it all, man. She's done done it all she's seen it all like she was a joy yeah no she she's she's a good one i don't know if we sit on a show or whatnot but where the like the only way to fail and like the entertainment is just stop doing it yeah to let them win everyone will like come around like you know what because but but that's why it's a marathon and it's like most people can't stick around that long because they either lose or they're embarrassed or they get battered down and the people who last it's kind of fucked up because it's like you almost like earn the approval of these people who you who you don't you don't need it in the first place you know what i mean but it's like the whole collective

just goes like fuck yeah this dude's awesome this girl's awesome and it's like yeah i've been here the whole fucking time you jerk jerk-offs. You know? Well, you said something there that made me, that gave me pause. It made me realize maybe I don't know what I'm doing. Have you ever kissed somebody and been like, damn, those are soft lips? No, but if Drew's going to say it, I'm like, oh, I'm not saying she's lying. I think she's just a little experienced. I mean, I've kissed big lips and small lips. That I've done where I'm like fucking eating a lip.

Her lips are definitely tinier. Like, she's tiny. I mean, we're all white people here so we're all talking minimal lips to begin with. White people have bird lips. We all know that. None of us have top lips. I also will say that the photo that you're gonna get, my eyes are open in it.

I didn't know if she was still doing it or not. Not only am I open I kiss her. If it's a situation like that, no way I'm losing my ground here. You know what I mean? I gotta know if it's a situation like that, no way I'm losing my ground here. You know what I mean? I got to know if she's pulling away or if something's going on, if Caleb's going to fuck with me.

I had to wait and be like, are you actually kissing me? I'm not doing it anymore. So was it like a one second? It was. Kiss me on the cheek like i was sitting down on the lips i was sitting here caleb's here she was here and then when she was like let me show you then she got up and walked over to me and like gave the line like right here to me yo and and she was in full like actress mode or was she fucking around I felt like I was like Sandler in a movie

Yeah yeah yeah I want It was amazing It was amazing It was amazing I didn't know you Were such a Drew Barrymore guy Oh I'm not

I'm not No yeah She's probably up there One of my I would say she's probably My favorite actress Really I mean

So it's a dream come true For you I would have bet Fever Pitch is my favorite Rom-Com ever I gotta be real Cause I did Fever Pitch Fever Pitch is my favorite rom-com ever. I gotta be real because I did Fever Pitch when...

Fever Pitch got such a like Boston hated Fever Pitch. It got such... But the rest of the country is like whatever, you know? It was crazy that Fallon was on the field. Yeah, that's annoying.

That's very annoying. But he was on the field so obviously the Boston people hated it. But I've saw it in the movies and I've just always loved it. That's my one... But there are Boston...

Plenty of Boston people love it too. I remember doing Section 10. I think all of Section 10 loved Fever Pitch. And I was like, oh, I think I'd only seen it like twice. I remember doing Section 10. I think all of Section 10 loved Feeder Pitch. I was like, oh. I think I'd only seen it twice. Because there is an element of all those assholes, all those dorks are him.

You know what I mean? I mean, Jared is the guy. I love his team more than every girl I've ever been with. I would have bet dollars to donuts this was going to be AVN related after you just were there. That's so funny. We went to Billy Joel and Porn Stars. Drew Barrymore. Yeah, man.

She's just an icon. It's so crazy to be... She started so young that she is still young. Usually, if you were in a blockbuster in 1984 or whatever fucking 80 was, by now you're washed up and old, but she was like just a pup.

I guess she's mid-40s? I was 47. Looks amazing. Yeah, wow. Let me tell you, just hearing her voice for the first time, I was a little stunned. Yeah.

Caleb did her podcast before, so they got to like talk. Oh, wow. So I was jealous. Did she like request him? Like how'd that come about? I don't know how that worked. I guess it was like a you wash, I wash.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Caleb did hers. Like he got to meet her before. I didn't meet her that works. I guess it's just like a, you wash, I wash. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But Caleb did hers. He got to meet her before. I didn't meet her. She just came in. It was just like, I hear her voice for the first time. Where did you do it?

At her? At the CBS Broadcast Center. Got it, got it. So we just set up in a room. But yeah. That's a good kiss. It's the smush. Like if your lips,

like if you peck. No, I definitely felt her lips. That's just like whatever. I felt her lips. Yeah, yeah. I could say, me and Sandler are now kissing Eskimo Bros you are one degree of separation away from Adam Sandler that's gotta be a white buffalo

for almost every white year he's almost such a white buffalo that I don't even mention it yeah it's like it's not even gonna happen I can kinda see that I actually disagree with that I think it could happen i think i think like billy joel is not gonna happen obviously we're never gonna do a conversation with billy joel no but i don't know i don't know that either yeah i theoretically could see happening what you need and these guys all have it are kids who are like like billy joel's daughter

could definitely come like i bet you Joel's daughter watches Caleb. There's a strong chance that that's a thing. And whether or not she would hook it up with her dad, who knows? But it's not out of the realm of possibility. I've been reading about that a lot. Oh, that's right. You're a new Sonny guy. Yes, I'm a brand new Sonny guy.

Where are you at? I finished last week. Last time you were on, you said you didn't watch at all, right? Am I wrong? No, I started probably a month or two ago. You finished the whole season? Yeah. I mean, the whole series?

Yeah. Yeah, I mean, it's still 15 fucking seasons. It was phenomenal. I mean, I will say there was a lot of episodes where it's like Seinfeld. Some episodes you don't really pay attention to. Yeah, it's like on the background. Yeah, but some of them were great. I mean, it was good.

My favorite moment probably was Frank on the boat being the tour guide. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I love banging whores. It's Charlie. He's my buddy. Charlie was really mad when I banged the waitress, but she was a nice piece of ass. He's just so fucking funny. He is up there.

We've had him on twice, but technically once when he was in here. It was just like, what is my life? The fact that... And the fact that he was into it. He took control and told the story about anchovies. I'm like, what is... This is crazy, man. I watched that. I watched the McElhaney when he was in here.

Yeah. We don't deserve any of this. Let alone the fucking rock stars, you know? Phenomenal show. Yeah. So now, though, it's all downhill from here. Yeah. Your life's over, you know? Phenomenal show, yeah. So now, though, it's all downhill from here. Yeah. Your life's over, you know?

That's the one thing that stinks when you have these bucket list moments. It's like, well, what am I going to get up for now? We said that with Nickelback a few months ago, and I think Kissing Drew Barrymore topped. Well, that's the thing. Drew Barrymore. What you don't realize is that your bucket list is ever-evolving, you know? It's like, oh, I didn't even think that Kissing Drew Barrymore was on my bucket list because

who would have thought that was possible? But you get to add shit as you go. You're Glennie Balls. Yes, man. I don't know. Drew Barrymore. I love Drew Barrymore. It's like you're fucking-

Sounds like she loves you. Like you're drunk. You're just in a stage where you're just like, I don't know. She says her name over and over. Drew, man. Fucking Drew Barrymore. It's Drew Barrymore. You're telling me if you had like, you know,

any girl ever, it could be like, you know, Victoria's Secret models, swimsuit models, Megan Fox, you know, whoever. It's true?

I think that's a different, that's a different, a different question to say, obviously. I agree with that. Drew Barrymore, I just love her movies. I've been a fan of her

since I was literally... It's like you, like respect her as a person. You know what I mean. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I just love Drew Barrymore. I would say she's my favorite actress. I've seen Fever Pitch like 50 times.

What is your favorite rom-com? Fever Pitch. Barred up. I love Fever Pitch. Fever Pitch is, yeah, it's easily Fever Pitch. Dude, I'm going to love Fever Pitch this weekend. You should. I bought it on Amazon.

I watched it last night. Really? You bought it? I rented it. That makes sense. I'm fucking watching Fever Pitch tonight. Absolutely. I'm absolutely watching Fever it. That makes sense. I was like, thanks. I'm fucking watching Fear Pitch tonight. Absolutely. No, that's like –

I absolutely watch it, Fear Pitch. No doubt. You know, you go home after KC Radio and you watch some of Bella Danger too. You know what I mean? It's just sometimes you got that. I maybe watched a few wedding singer clips. It was amazing. So what is a bucket list thing that you then – that you never would have thought of

that now maybe you're thinking like if I kiss Drew Barrymore, maybe I can do anything? I don't really have any bucket list things. It's more just – That's why you're Glennie Balls. It's more just hanging out. Whatever happens, happens. It is a very – you're very like Mahalo, dude. You know, like just take life as it comes and then good things come your way.

I don't really have a goal. I mean obviously the only goal in this realm is to one day meet Billy Joel, but that's about it. That's the only remote goal. And I'm fairly convinced that's not going to happen. I don't think so. Dude, he plays every day. Like, literally every day right there.

But yeah, that's the only other goal. Outside of that, it's just like, we're hanging out. Whatever happens next. I bet if we put on, like, an ounce of pressure, we could, like, start the ball rolling and have an executive who knows an agent. No, no. But like that's not fun. But that is why your life, you just take it as it comes.

And then so things are very organic and enjoyable and like because you don't force it. Whatever happens, happens. Yeah, man. Hey, listen. True Barry kisses me, she doesn't kiss me. Whatever happens. Yeah, man. Hey, listen. Too bad I kissed him, he doesn't kiss me. Whatever happens. Yeah, right. It could have been a kiss,

could have not been a kiss, that still would have been a good day. Yeah, I still would have loved it. Yeah, but you did. Hell. What do you think, where would Glennard Balls be if it was not for the 40-yard dash,

the sprint down the sidewalk, and Caleb and Rhea, and interning for the intern for the intern and all that shit. This is a very scary question because I have no fucking idea. Yeah, no idea, right? I don't know. You were 18? I was 19. I had just turned 20. 20.

Right, you were a little bit older than Rhea, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Birthday's August 11th, and I got hired September 16th, so I had just turned 20. And you were in school? I had just transferred from UAlbany to Baruch. This was my second semester at Baruch. And the first semester I did, I had to literally do remedial math because I was so bad at college math. It was horrible.

So I was just doing a course for no math. I didn't even have a major. I was a junior. I'm an idiot. You're not an idiot. I'm street smart. I'm not very book smart. Street smart.

In high school, I had the steady 83 to 85 average. That's a sweet spot right there. 85 was honor roll. It was close to honor roll. So my high school actually had, we had A steady 83 to 85 average. That's a sweet spot, right? 85 was honor roll. It was close to honor roll. So my high school actually had – we had A2, A1, and honors. A2 was no disrespect to any A2ers that may watch this, the dumb kids at Kellenberg. And then the normal kids were me, A1, and then the honors were the smarts. So I was in A1.

Damn. They had like a – like we just had an honor roll and then not an honor roll. That's fucked up to like have that second – Dude, honors at A1, we got to learn a language like Spanish, French, or Latin. And at A2, they taught us sign language.

What? Yeah. Wait, in high school? You guys are so dumb just do sign language. That's literally what they did. Bro. Wait, so A2,

you didn't get to choose a language? No. You're not even worthy of Spanish. You're not great at Spanish. By the way, doing like sign language

I don't think is easy. He got to pick Spanish so one of my best friends in A2 was in A2 and he just always jokes about sign language because he knows sign language.

Did A2, did you have to have like a disability or you just like your grades were bad? No, just bad grades. In school,

do they still do that today? To my knowledge. Wow. I'm surprised that that was not a big thing. Yeah, we just lump all the dummies together. We had that, and then our gym class was karate. It was taekwondo.

No way. This is a Long Island public school? I'm a yellow belt. You're a yellow belt? Yeah. Yo, Keegan's almost a yellow belt. I'm a yellow belt, brother. Yeah, it was a normal high school.

It's like one of the biggest high schools in Long Island, Kellenberg. Yeah, Kellenberg. Yeah, yeah. I mean, a lot of my friendsellenberg. Yeah, Kellenberg. Yeah, yeah. I mean, a lot of my friends went there. Yeah. We had Otters A182. What the fuck? Pretty fucked up.

Yeah. They didn't even offer the language. Yeah. You're not even worthy to learn another language. You can't possibly need this. Yeah, I mean, I didn't span it. You're so dumb, you're probably going to forget how to talk altogether, so just learn sign language. Jesus Christ.

There was a lot of them. That's such a depressing question to ask basically anybody at this company, though. Yeah, where would you have been? Well, so many people started out of the gates. Like, if you had a job previously, you know your answer, you know? I really have no idea because I don't envision myself being like an office guy. No. No, you know what?

That's not true because you would being like an office guy. No. No, you know what? That's not true. Because you would be a great office guy. You would be like the guy that like, you know, is the comedic relief and like, you know, you get in the next day and you talk about Survivor with him and shit like that. Most of my friends are accountants. I don't know if I could see myself being an accountant. It's still fucking weird. Yeah. Accounting.

I have 11 best friends. My group's 11 of us. You have 11 best friends? Yeah, but we all have a group chat. But you don't have 11 best friends. There's somebody who's like number one or somebody who's 11. us. You have 11 best friends? Yeah, but we all have a group chat. You don't have 11 best friends. There's somebody who's number one. I rank them daily. Okay, let's do it.

Who's number one? They know who the number one is. They know who you think the number one is? And who the number 11 is? I'd say it's more tiers. I have no problem saying who the number one is. Is anybody about to be relegated? Kicked out?

To the works. I'm the head of the group, so. Are you the head of the group because of Barstool? No, I've always been the head of the group. Oh, you were just that guy who like, what, you called the shots? You'll see this clip and send it in the group chat and be like, oh, this guy thinks who he is? I'm the fucking head of the group. Everyone knows.

So you give the orders? Yeah. You'll say what party we're going to, what bar we're going to. Like, I love going to this bar, The Inn, in Long Beach. I love it. It's my favorite bar ever. One of my favorite bars. I haven't really gone much either recently.

But they always fucking freak out because I'm always like, let's go to The Inn. And I'm like, dude, The Inn's the most fun bar. It's not my fault it's the most fun bar. Right, right, right. There's live music. But has anybody ever revolted and been like, no, Glenn, we're going to fucking. They've tried. And then I'm like, all right, I'll go to your bar, but then I'm going to leave after an hour and just go to the inn.

And they follow you? Yeah. And leave it on the bar. And leave it on the group. What about if there's like beef? Like you ever give, you know, like these fucking phony internet gangs, you ever give the order in real life? No. Put a head out on a guy?

No, no, no. We've been in the game together for too long. It's all a decade plus. Yeah, you guys are all friends since like, you know. I mean, half of it is best friends since kindergarten, and then half of it's best friends since freshman year of high school, so. Yeah. We're kind of in it.

The kindergarten ones are wild. Those are friends that are. I'm actually a best man for him in his wedding in October. Yeah? Give him a speech? Give him a speech. I got to plan a Vegas bachelor party, which I'm excited about. Yo. Dude, I don't. Glennie is a great best man.

A fantastic best man. But I feel like you're kind of like me, and that's like, I don't want that responsibility. Are you the plan guy? So I love to plan. Here's my thing. I love to plan. If I was going to a city where I know what to do, let's say Delray Beach or Nashville, I would love to be it.

You don't know Vegas. I have a theory about Vegas where I was in Vegas for the AVNs last week. I was walking around with Fasoli, and it was at night, so we were going to dinner, and I was just like, you know what the sad part about Vegas is? I've only been here a few times, but everybody walking around this casino right now, 60-70% of them

are going to have a horrible time tonight, and they're going to have fun. I feel like no one knows what to do in Vegas. I don't know how to do it properly. I definitely don't, so I can't answer that for you. I don't know how to do it properly. I definitely don't, so I can't answer that for you, but I think that is the fun aspect of Vegas where you never know what's going to happen.

But it's not like a strip of bars where you could maybe... Yeah, there are no bars. It's going to be clubs and it's going to be casinos. It's not like you're in Broadway in Nashville where you could walk by and say, oh, I like the vibe here, I could hop in here. I just don't know how to do it. And that's why I do think you need a planner who's like, I got a table set up at this place.

And then you go there and girls come to your table and then that can be fun. But there's not going to be much like we stumbled. I do think you can stumble into drugs and a fucking party. You know what I mean? You could be like, I was playing blackjack like this guy sat down and you know we started talking about our life stories and next thing you know like we had two hookers

and we were in the alley together like I don't know you know now I say that but yeah I mean but you know

I say that but it's like I've never done that and I don't really know anybody who's done that I've stumbled into drugs in a lot of cities Vegas is not one of them

really yeah I mean like my Vegas experiences where was the place recently where we were walking and that you were trying to get out and like like, at the last – at the very end of the elevator, the guy was like, you want to party? What was the line?

Oh, fuck. What was his line? Dude, party, party. Party, party. Yeah, yeah, that was in – Party, party. You want to party, party? Where was that?

LA or – I was going to say Atlanta. Not Atlanta. Party, party. Whatever. It doesn't matter. Wherever SummerSlam was, right? Oh, that was

We went out in Vegas We were out together We went to the pool club Remember that night Yeah We did go out a lot We were out together That also

The pools are I actually agreed with you Before I actually Remembered what you were Talking about Yeah I was like yeah I guess

Yes yeah After SummerSlam We went to see Shaq DJ We went to We went to SummerSlam And then we went to The WWE party At that hall

Hall building And then we went to See Shaq DJ I think if to SummerSlam, and then we went to the WWE party at that Hall building, and then we went to see Shaq DJ. I think if you're plugged in even a little bit, you get to do cool shit like that. It can be a fun time. I also think it's a big-time pool party place, and if you are a pool party guy, it's not – Can I also say, coincidentally – I don't know if we could put this in. That girl that was with me that night, I haven't seen or talked to in two years. I woke up from a text to her this morning at 6 a.m. saying like...

This morning, right? Not today? This morning. Breaking news. Manscaped now sells beard products. Well, also breaking news. I've been using their ball trimmers for my beard for five years now. Have you really?

Yeah. They're just fucking clippers. Oh, I don't... Just something... I have not. I've had two separate pairs of trimmers. I'm not against it. It's a personal thing.

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do something conversation or meet you before they fucking die. I was like, what does this mean? But he said – my friends were like, I'm pretty sure it means that her guy friend wants to fuck you before his dad dies. I was going to say that. That honestly was my gut. My gut was like, this guy wants to fuck you? I mean, don't hate me is pretty strong. No, you said don't hate me.

I think that's like he likes Barstool or he likes you and wants to see the office. But then he said before his dad dies, too. Well, I think maybe the dad is the fan. I texted her. Sorry, what does this mean? She hasn't responded yet. So I'm still waiting. That's the worst when you send a text like that.

And you wake up to it and the person followed up. Like every day, my day ends when I go to bed. The day before we didn't have you. If I send you a text before I went to bed. Oh, and you wake up. Don't reply to it. the person followed up like like every day my day ends when i go to bed right the day before we didn't happen yeah if i send you a text before i went to bed oh and you wake up don't reply to it that's over we turn the page it's over yeah like it's over i was in a different state of mind absolutely it's a hundred percent fresh day today why i'm drinking that's the case like you know obviously it's fun to put your phone after you break up drunk it's great just facetime everybody wait you enjoy looking at that stuff Oh yeah You enjoy waking up drunk Waking up so

After hungover And being like Man what happened last night Yeah it's all good Yo you are the only person In the world It's all good fun But that's the thing

Wait how old are you now Like 26, 27 26 26 Glennie is all good Like he's never Picking a fight Or saying anything wrong

Or doing anything bad So it's like whatever You don't do anything embarrassing the only embarrassing things I've done drunk is like I was just like

DM Drew Barrymore no it's like I don't like DM people that it's just like there's been like girls who are like I'll like joke around

like I love you I'll text them I love you like 30 times that's something I wouldn't want to see no I don't want to see that and that is that I don't want to see but still it's 99% want to see that. And that is when we delete. That I don't want to see, but still, it's 99% false.

Well, so Feidelberg laid this on me like 10 years ago. It's my favorite thing. He crosses his eyes so you can still see where you're going on your phone to delete, but you don't read any of the words. It is. You have enough vision. It's clear enough that I can see things. So it's like swipe, press the red button. You can't even see who the people are. You can't see who you're talking to or what you said, and then it deletes it. Yeah, I can see things. So it's like swipe, press the red button. You can't even see who the people are.

You can't see who you're talking to or what you said, and then it deletes it. Yeah, I do like that. Recently, they inputted a thing because I used to use my laptop on message as like a database of my messages. And they added a thing where it deletes both. Oh, I hate that. It deletes both. Dangerous game. Now if I delete on phone, it deletes on laptop.

Oh, really? Which is nice. That's good because that just – Could have used that! Oh, sorry. That just happened with my computer where it automatically – like I've always – That's a nightmare. It's like five years.

It's a separation of church and state. My phone does not come to my computer. My computer does not come to the phone. I don't do the cloud. I don't put my iMessage on a computer. I don't share anything. I don't know what happened. It just popped up on my laptop.

Because you probably like update it or whatever and they just force it on you. They just force it on you because it's just like they want you to have Apple at all times in your life doing everything. It's fun. Getting drunk is fun. Getting drunk is fun. Getting drunk is fun. Have you slowed down at all? 26, 27 is still prime.

I've been trying to. It's tough. I don't know. I mean, then you do something cool, and you're like, yeah, I should drink to this. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you shouldn't know. I mean, then you do something cool and you're like, yeah, I should drink to this. Yeah, yeah. I mean, you shouldn't be – you're a funny one. Like when I think about like Hank, I think about Rhea, I think about the people who started early, and I always say to myself like, oh, my God, they're still so young.

I feel like you've been 26 the whole time. I never thought of you as 20. I don't think of you as like 26, 27 now. I feel like you've just been like 24 the whole time. Yeah, right now I'm trying to just drink Friday and Saturday And then maybe if I don't know I got some of the sprinkled in the week That's fair

Have you taken up like Drinking wine or anything that you Ordinarily like drinking whiskey No so pretty much all I drink is shots of Tito's And high noons I'm going to say vodka Shots of vodka and high noons But Sorry, I'm going to say vodka. Shots of vodka and high noons. Right.

But yeah, it's pretty much all I drink. I think I saw a viral tweet recently that was like something about if you do shots of straight vodka, you're either like – it's one of those like you're either like a 10-year-old girl or you're like a hardcore alcoholic. See, that's weird because I'm a – well, that's not weird. No, that's not. You fit in too've i've regular like i've done shots of vodka it was like my straight vodka's girl i mean that was your guys thing it still is and i'm like i'm always like i never started doing it until i started

dating her where it was the she was like she's a bartender and it was just like that's what they did so yeah yeah and so i had never done it. Not even like a flavored one or anything, right? Just like where you can taste the alcohol. Well, really, my main thing is I'm a pussy. I'll admit I'm a pussy. Absolutely. I'm there with you. I'm ticklish.

I get scared easily. I don't like the taste of liquor. Put that on your tombstone. I'm ticklish. I get scared easy. I don't like the taste of liquor. I've noticed if I take a shot of vodka and chase it instantly with a seltzer, I don't taste it. Just straight seltzer, no flavor?

No, like a high noon or something. I don't want to endorse high noon to take shots with. But you take it, like, work on high noon, shot it, shot, high noon drink, all you take is high noon. How about this one? Why don't you just pour some vodka into the high noon and make it a double? Nah, I'm out on that. I like my shots. All right.

Yeah, all right. I like my shots. Yeah. When you were growing up, I went through a phase early on where I had to try to avoid shots. All my friends were doing them, and I was like, I'm going to puke. No. So they'd always be doing them, and I'd always try to disappear, or I'd do half or whatever, and then eventually you just grow thick enough skin. High school, I really just drank beer.

I drank Budweiser's. Anybody that knew me in high school was, I was drinking Bud Heavy. That surprises me 0%. Pounding Bud Heavies. And then eventually, I was also a late bloomer. I was the last one of my friends to start drinking. As the leader of the crew, you had to be sober. I remember I would tell them when we were at parties, like sophomore year,

guys, I can't wait for all of you guys to start drinking. And then when I get my license, I'll just drive us around. I was ready to be sober. So you were happy sober. And then there was one night. Have I ever told you this about the Haunted Coliseum? No.

Pray tell. Dude. So I remember it was the night before Hurricane Sandy. It was October 27th, 2012 I think or October 28th, 2012. It was this thing, Haunted Coliseum.

It was a house concert at the Coliseum, National Coliseum where the Islanders used to play. And it was like, I think it was Alesso, Sebastian Grosso, whatever. Some random guys. And everybody in high school is going. Everyone's going.

Hyping it up. So I'm telling myself, okay, I got to go. I'm going to drink. First time ever I'm going to drink for this. I had just turned 16. I was a junior. So I said to myself, fine, I'm going to drink for this. I got myself seven cold ones.

I had seven cold ones at the pregame. Damn. And I was fucking smashed. Yo, that'll do you. That'll do it for you. This was quite literally the craziest. Ask anybody from Long Island my age. They will tell you about this.

They know the haunted Coliseum. We pull up to Long Island Coliseum, whatever it is. People running around with chickens without a head. I was drunk for the first time. There's just, you know how girls dress at raves. Everyone's in thongs. Everyone's like, you walk in event, you walk in finally. It was like the Wild West.

Like, we didn't have floor access. We would just walk into a floor line. You walk into the one concourse in Nassau Coliseum. Girls are peeing in urinals. People are throwing up. Everyone's half naked. There's a guy on still dressed as Satan. It was the craziest night ever.

There was a viral photo. I don't know if it's still on the internet, of a kid in a wheelchair getting head on the floor. And then I lose my friends. I had no idea what to do. It was my first time drunk. I lose my friends. I go out into the seats just by myself just to like see the show and attempt to find my friends. Look to my turn around. There's a guy just getting head behind me in the seats.

Everyone's getting sucked off. It was fucking insane I finally find my friends 20-30 minutes later Cops come on the stage Shut it down We thought they were joking I don't go to house shit a lot

I was telling myself Oh maybe the cops come They fake And then the beat drops No no no Apparently some guy Landed a helicopter Outside the Coliseum

So many kids were going To the hospital They shut the whole concert down It was legitimate mayhem. Wait, was it like a hospital helicopter? It was just a random guy landing a helicopter outside. Some rogue guy.

Yeah, yeah. There's articles about it. It was my first time ever drinking. This is fucking crazy. It was Swedish House Mafia, Alesso, and Ingrosso, which at the time, like the three heavy hitters, right?

It was not. It says it was cut short due to some pre-Sandy chaos caused by drunk teens between 14 and 18 who needed medical assistance less than an hour into a show. I mean. This is a barstool blackout. I was going to say. Sorry, what was the date on that?

10-27-12. There he is. I know my dates. Yeah. I mean, yeah. It was like the night before Hurricane Sandy Dozens of ravers ill After Nassau Coliseum electronic dance music goes wrong

Long Island Haunted Coliseum rave ends in chaos Large fight breaks out at Nassau Coliseum During rave And then the fact that I put in wheelchair but I can't find it And then the fact that right after this The fucking area got whacked by a hurricane.

And that was my first time ever drunk. That is... Did you put down seven fast ones your first time? Yeah. But that was like

my first time when you realize you're good at drinking. They were light beverages. It was like... I remember the first time I ever drank was in an apartment

in New York City. I had come down for a Sox-Yankees game. It was like – it was honestly like Pedro's big game at – where Pedro had like 18 Ks or whatever he had at Yankee Stadium. And then the Queen Mary was in town too. The QE – no, Queen Elizabeth. The QE2, whatever the massive fucking –

The massive ship is. That was in town too. And we went to – my friends were in town who i went to high school with and they i went to their apartment afterwards it was weird with my whole family and i was like all right i'm going to spend the night like i was like 16 15 like all right i'm gonna spend the night with my friends now in new york city and they're like all right have fun and i remember i was putting down shots in a cigar case so that people would fill up a cigar case with shots and i'd whack those down there.

Everyone was like, Feidelberg can drink. And then from then on, I was like, all right, let's fucking drink, boys. I didn't really get into liquor much till college.

Like college, freshman year of college, the big thing was, was Bacardi. We all got personals at Bacardi. Oh, we did Captain Morgan in high school. Bacardi and Captain Morgan, I think are like,

you know, you go one way or the other at the same age. And then also my scariest story ever was with the Bacardi and Captain Morgan, I think, are like, you know, you go one way or the other at the same age. Actually, also my scariest drinking story ever was with the Bacardi personals. Listen to this shit. I don't think I've ever told this story on anything. This was truly the scariest moment of my life, straight up. I'm in UAlbany.

It's Friday night. We're all going to the bars. People go hard to UAlbany, by the way. Yeah, freshman year. I didn't know you went to UAlbany. I think you went to the group. I go get my apple Bacardi at the liquor store. Then we're all hanging out in our room. We say to ourselves, okay, someone's got to go down to the basement to get the sodas to chase it.

I'm elected to go down. Whatever. I go to the basement, go to the vending machine, get the sodas. And I had seen this girl around campus that looked a little, I guess, a little odd, per se. Just like, I don't know, a creepy-looking girl. Honestly, she looked – this is going to sound wrong. You know what's weird? Is this is...

Sometimes people are creepy weird. You said a creepy looking guy. I got an image. I actually don't really have an image of a creepy looking girl. I don't even know how to describe it. I'm thinking like the girl from The Ring. No, it was just... I don't know.

She was just very quiet. She looks like that SBF guy. It was... Yes, yes. So then I get in the elevator from the basement. Stops at one. Obviously, elevators are four corners. I'm in the back left corner. Her friend just walks in, stands right in front I get in the elevator from the basement, stops at one. Obviously, elevators are four corners. I'm in the back left corner.

Her friend just walks in, stands right in front of me in his corner, and then she immediately walks down, sits down to my right corner, sits down in the elevator. And I'm a wee lad at this time. Like I said, I'm a pussy. As soon as the elevator closes, as soon as the doors close, she starts shaking and screaming at the top of her lungs and i'm telling myself what the fuck is happening right now i look to my right and i see her doing what she's doing she's got like the pentagram on her forehead 666 right on her arm like is it halloween time or no i don't even remember it was like crazy satan shit ran all over her and i was i had a fucking mental breakdown. Yeah. I don't fuck with Satan

whatsoever. It's Friday night. I'm trying to have a nice time and then she had literally covered in Satan stuff. Did you just run out? I was on the eighth floor. Thank God.

These girls were getting on the sixth floor to go up. I sprinted off the elevator. I could have even hit a button. Yeah. Go get off at two. I didn't know. I didn't even like,

I don't remember moving. I was so scared. That was, I've said this many times. I think upstate New York probably has the most sanest per capita In the country I can definitely see that Upstate New York is a creepy, creepy, creepy place And then I got off my

Did you ever see her again? I saw her the next day in the cafeteria And she looked fine And people were telling me that oh, that was a joke. But I was like, I don't think it was a joke. A classic. There wasn't a camera. Still to this day, it horrifies me.

You know what? That's a weird thought, though, the way you just said that. I think that's a different in age thing. Because guess what? We used to do pranks on cameras all the time. Yeah. It was just to get a laugh. When I was growing up, it was just for a quick little laugh.

Let me tell you I wish there was a camera Because it would have been Fucking hilarious Because I was My roommate said You actually looked like You just saw a ghost

And I Brother I just came face to face I basically did Yeah In my mind I just came face to face With a dark lower Dude there's

A YouTuber right now Who He was doing an airport prank Where he just took people's luggage he would just run up along them grab their bag and go this is my bag and this one dad like middle aged white dude dad like flipped his shit and was like shaking him and like cursing and fucking trying to hit the camera away and he grabbed the kid by the hair and the kid grabbed him by the shirt and they neither got like neither would let go and the police came and i think he ended up getting arrested and like charged with

like simple assault or something like that but it was just these teenagers who were just like yeah the prank is that we just take your stuff and like say it's ours at an airport where people are trying to get places they're working they got to make a connection they're tired they're on drugs they're drunk they're like you're gonna Somebody's gonna fucking shoot you one day dude That's why I'm not a prank guy Pranks I hate the pranks I don't like making people feel uncomfortable

I've done a couple pranks here Where we like fucked with Pavs and Jackie About like work stuff And I We do it for like four minutes Because I'm waiting for the day That somebody goes like

Well fine I quit Fuck you I never liked you anyway And then I was like, well, fine, I quit. Fuck you. I never liked you anyway. And then I was like, well, it was a joke. One of the saddest breaks, I remember Tommy did a video like two years ago. And it was something where he was prank calling people here. And he called me. This is when I was doing a lot of burger shit.

Do you remember this? I remember when he called me. And he called me and said like, I didn't realize it was him. He said he was working with the Food Network and they were doing like a best burger in the city. Yeah, you got all excited? Yeah, I was so excited. I thought I was going to be like one of those talking heads at the food Network and they were doing like a best burger in the city show. Yeah, you got all excited? Yeah, I was so excited. I thought I was going to be like one of those talking heads at the food shows, which is a dream.

I would love to be that. And then you just have to be like, nope, I was just fucking with you. I walked outside and I was like, holy shit. He did the Action Bronson thing. He was like, I work with Action Bronson and we want to like do another interview or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah. I'm not a prank.

I mean, even you mentioned the other day, Ryan Pownall's prank that he did at the end, which I love Ryan, but that made me sad. That guy probably was all hyped up. Yeah, these two hot chicks. Oh, I'm not a prank. I mean, even you mentioned the other day, Ryan Pownall's prank that he did at the AVNs, which I love Ryan, but that made me sad. That guy probably was all hyped up. Yeah, these two hot chicks. Oh, I saw that. He's like, you're ready for the orgy, and it's all dudes. Yeah, that guy's probably ruining that guy's day. Yeah, I would laugh if it was me, but I guess I just, maybe because I think down on other

people so much, I'm like, they wouldn't be okay. Like, I'd be like, ah, fuck it. You got me. You got me. You got me. As somebody that attended the AVNs, I could probably tell you that guy was very excited and ruined his year. Yeah.

Especially if you're an AVN goer, you might get invited to an orgy. It's on the table, you know? Yeah, the AVN crowd is an interesting crowd. Dude, the worst, like, prank that ever happened to me, I was working at a trading desk for the summer. So I was working with a bunch of, – like equity – what's it called? Commodities traders. It doesn't really matter.

They're traders. And I was on the trading floor. It's like a locker room. It's like guys being guys and there's like stories and pranks and all sorts of shit going on. And I had just gotten told what i found out to be one of those classic college urban legend stories you ever hear the one about the dead dog in the bag no but i've heard college urban legends so there's a there's a few of them what's what do you know one off the top of your head i'm sorry i don't know about urban legends

theoretically but i know like i've heard there are colleges that are haunted no no this is more like so like a lot of people for whatever reason you get to college and you hear this story and you think it's like yo i just like you i got to tell my friends from home this crazy story about these kids partying and they had the same exact story so like one of them was um a bunch of kids drop acid for the first time and they go out and they hallucinate and they were partying with this little troll and they were walking around with this little troll and they wake up in the morning and they go like oh that was crazy that little troll that we like hallucinated and they walk out into the into the suite and they see there's a baby there and they had like kidnapped a baby and and you hear that and you're like oh my god and then every single

college campus is like telling the same story so the one i got told by like my best friend and he told me like his best friend at college told him so nobody was trying to prank anybody we just thought it was a true story it was that there was this guy who was asked to house sit and dog sit for the weekend for this family and like the very first night

the dog dies there's more details to it but somehow the dog dies and he needs to take it like to the vet or to wherever you need to like take the dog after they die puts it's a big dog puts it in a big bag like a duffel bag and gets on the bus to go into town didn't have a car there on the suburbs whatever and he's like struggling with the bag and like a uh seemingly good samaritan comes up and says like do you need help with that bag and he helps him lift it he's He's like, jeez, this is heavy. What's in it? And the guy's like, oh, it's just like electronics.

It's like speakers and like a television and says a bunch of expensive shit. And then the bus goes to the first stop. The guy punches him in the stomach, grabs the bag, and runs off thinking that he just stole a bag. Right. And then the story is like this guy. We don't know what happened. The guy opened the bag, a stop away, and it was a dead dog. So I tell this story, and I'm thinking it's true, and the traders I'm telling it to, they start telling all the other trading companies.

It spreads through the trading floor like wildfire. People are coming over asking me to tell it. I'm starting to add stories and embellish them, hitting punchlines. I'm like, I am the mayor. Woo. starting to add stories and embellish them hitting punch lines i'm like i am the mayor whoa we go to dinner um that week later next week whatever with my group and um this one guy who was like always kind of a dick to me some guys were cool to me some guys were dicks to me and the guys who were kind of a dick to me was like yo like what was what was that story with the dog like tell it

again and like so i'm like b bingo, bingo, bongo. And he was like, yeah, you know, actually, like, that story is not true. And like, blows the whole thing up. Tells me how it's an urban legend. It's a lie. You've been lying to all these people. Half of the table is laughing. The other half is, like, disappointed. The other half doesn't know what's going on.

I left that dinner. I mean, I still, to this day, if I see that guy, I'll probably kill him. I would probably, like, you give me, like, a gun and, like, a 50% chance of getting away with it, I'll fucking kill him. Hey, you know what? That guy was jealous of you having all the fun. Absolutely. Fuck that guy. No one does mean things they're not jealous.

I mean, he was, like, he was probably, like, 26 when I was, like, 20, and he was probably making probably making like half a million dollars a year. I have no idea why he would need to fucking chop me down like that. Fuck you. I'm going to kill that guy if I ever see him. Fucked up. It's fucked up, man. I agree. I think it was like 20 and it's just like, yeah, I'm just going to blow this kid up at

dinner in front of everybody. Like, what the fuck, dude? That is. I hate people. But also. Anyone who's like disappointed. I don't know, man. I, what the fuck, dude? That is... I hate people. But also, like, anyone who's, like, anyone who's, like, disappointed,

I'm in. I got told the story. Yeah. And also, I can't lie to you. I don't want this to sound the wrong way. So you were 20? Yeah, I think so.

What year was this? 2005? So, see, this is fun. There was, like, no phones yet. You could... Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's how it seems. Stories could spread. Right, right, right. Absolutely. 2005 so see this is fun there was like no the phones yet you could yeah that's how it seems like stories

right right right absolutely I would have I would have googled it a second ago yeah maybe it did happen if there was phones you could have texted

someone could have texted you hey Kevin just heard this is it true or not you would have just spelled it instantly this is 2005 that's a great point that is the

it is it happened yesterday with that's my biggest thing with the internet. It's because I have some wild stories and people are like, it makes them up. I don't know, whatever. I guess so. But it happened yesterday with Jackie.

Because I tweeted out the video of Jackie doing the, her getting raped by a ghost. Yes. And it wasn't overwhelming. She got Corganed? Huh? She got Corganed? Corganed? Didn't Billy Corgan say he got raped by a ghost?

So hers, I'm down on this character, which is a disservice to her. She had a fucking... A sex dream about a ghost. No, it was sleep paralysis. Sleep paralysis. So it wasn't like, she's not saying there was an actual ghost. Right. She had sleep paralysis, and that's what happened.

And then so we tweeted that video, and people were like, this is made up. And it's like, dude, it's not like like dude it's not like sometimes oh no because you say pre-2005 made me think of it someone was like I mean this happens in scary movies you don't think

maybe scary movie might have sleep paralysis as your inspiration right the real thing I can't stand that shit it's very very every single story now

is made up for what fucking reason like how would you even make up some of these goddamn stories that is what I do wonder about those stories. The dog one, the troll one.

There's a couple other ones. What's the one about me and you both got it? The cannibal? Fucking cannibal, yeah. I had someone tell me. Somebody studies abroad. Studies abroad. And they went home with a guy who was massaging her legs.

And it turns out that's meat tenderizer or something like that. Yeah, they go home. They go up to the apartment. He yeah, they go home. That just sounds like a shitty arm movie. They go up to the apartment. He says, let me give you a massage. For whatever reason, she gets like a bad vibe and she's like, fuck it. I want to leave.

She runs out of there. She has like a skin rash. She goes to the dermatologist. The dermatologist says like where, like freaks out and was like, where have you been recently? And he says, this is what cannibals put on skin to tenderize it before they

eat their victims and then like the next day that guy got arrested or whatever type shit yeah is that is there cannibals in rosemary there's no cannibals but actually that she just wakes up with bruises she's like she's freaking out because she's gone raped by satan right oh right and that's where that's my favorite horror movie that i watch on youtube when you watch it yeah he doesn't watch the movie he just watches the clips on youtube but um yeah, no. You guys all – the – Karabas has the weirdest YouTube stuff. Me and Karabas's text rate – he'd have to show you his because mine deletes all the time. But like me and Karabas very rarely talk. But it's just like every month he just sends me the new like best 70 headshots video on YouTube.

And it's just like clips – not real life. Clips from movies and TV shows. Oh, just people getting popped in the head? Just getting shot in the headshots video on YouTube. And it's just set like a clip. Clips, not real life clips from movies and TV shows. Oh, just people getting popped in the head, shot in the head. Let me see. Like Leo and the Defender just over and over and over and over. No, it'll be like, let me see. I don't like that. I'm not a gore person.

Lenny's just a good vibes guy. I'm not a gore person. I don't like gore. I don't think you're an anything negative guy. No. I feel like if, you know, if you you it's like you want your your movies to be funny your your drinks to be cold your friends to be good and uh your girls to be pretty you know like that's actually about it yeah right that's yeah it's like it's about it my dog's to be fluffy

i want my dog is fluffy yeah beautiful rottweiler see the good things in life yeah i mean there's no reason i don't really see a reason to be mean. Like, I've had people in bars. No, but there's a difference between being mean and, like, I'm, like, cynical and I'm pessimistic. I brace for the worst. You're always just like, whatever, baby. Yeah, I don't know. Like, I've had people in bars that talk shit to me before and I just, like, laugh at them. Because of, like, barstool and shit? Yeah.

Because that's funny because I've had the opposite. Like, I get so much shit online. Never once. There was one time a girl was blacked out walking down the street, someone on the street, and she started yelling at me. Any other time, I've never had an incident in public. The good outweighs the bad by a million. There's definitely some people that I'll be at a bar, like,

oh, fuck you, you fat fuck. And I'm just like, all right. Haters, jealous. It was probably Mike Dixon. I mean, I don't care. I'm just saying. I have no time for that. Yeah, yeah.

I mean, that is just true blind hate, though. I also love the, like, anybody can do X, Y, Z at Barstool. People say it about One Minute Man or certain jobs or certain videos. And it's like, well, then go do it. Right. Then how come there's only one person doing it? There's people here that can't do it. Right, right.

Like, go ahead. Then go do it, you know? So, like, I say just keep on doing what Glenn does. How were the AVNs? They were fun, man. I had a great time. It was, I will say, though, I've... It was just you and Fasoli?

Yeah. I will say, though, I've noticed I'm way more of an OnlyFans guy than a porn guy. Oh, yeah. I think the porn was a little too much for me. Really? In what regard? So, like, that night, a lot of people here, Big Pals at Loud Luxury.

Loud Luxury was there in Vegas that night, so I was going to Loud Luxury that night. And I was like, the long day of filming there, I said to myself, I cannot wait to just... Everybody at AVNs was asking me, oh, you're going to the AVNY party tonight? The AVNY party tonight? I was like, no, I'm going to that luxury by myself. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Get away from porn. I need to get away from porn. That's true. I think that's a good sign that you need to unplug a little bit from it. If you can go porn 24-7, I think, you know.

That's what I thought then. The porn's a little too much. Yeah. Why? Is it very graphic there? Very graphic. Not even like, I think it was at Resorts World

this year, and they said there wasn't many, you couldn't really do nudity, so there wasn't much nudity. It was just kind of just like sleazy. I don't know. Oh, I mean. It was obviously. I saw Bella retweeting some pictures.

Yes. And there was a guy. I've been looking at all the girls retweeting the people, and the people are, some of them are still. I mean, they're exactly what you think. I think I might have seen the same thing she retweeted. Did you see the one old guy who was like. Like they make them like bend bend over and take a picture. Yeah.

The amount of times I saw guys just fucking motorboating chicks. Yeah. I can see that. I'm kind of depressed. Honestly, this guy was even different. And he's fine. It really is a compliment to the women who do it every day. 100%.

Yes. Because it's the guys who are depressing, not the girl. The guy, like, Jesus, man. And don't get me wrong. I had a great time. It's just once the exhibition of the day was over, I was like, I'm detaching from it. Yeah. I get that very much.

I would feel uncomfortable there. Look at this guy. I mean, his name is on his Twitter. So it's almost part of it. It's Joe Pastore, you know? I think I saw Joe Pastore. And, like, he, you know, he's... Yes, I saw him.

Right, but... So here's the thing, though. You look at his Twitter profile. He says, just a guy who appreciates the view of lovely women and enjoys meeting them and respects them.

And I don't doubt that he does. I think he shows up at all these things and he takes pictures and it makes his day and he's probably very respectful of them. And that's all good.

Like, do you, bro. But not me, you know? This was the weirdest one. Yeah, just solo, right? Isabella. Yeah. I'm sure he just wants a picture of her. Absolutely.

And I'm sure the girls are totally used to it, and they are, like, very nice, and they're all very gracious to all these people. But that's how I feel in strip clubs, too. I feel like I was in a strip club. Because it's nothing against the girls. It's nothing against the women. It's against the clientele. We're like, dude, come on. Just stop being so fucking weird.

And you find that OnlyFans is not like that? OnlyFans? I mean, despite what people say, OnlyFans is definitely below that. Like the sex factor? Like the in-your-face factor? Yeah. I've learned a lot with OnlyFans, definitely below that like the sex factor like the in your face factor yeah I've learned a lot with OnlyFans

and a lot of people say this is like OnlyFans there's two categories there's like girls that do porn that have OnlyFans and the girlfriend experience

girls and OnlyFans and the girlfriend it's nice the girlfriend experience is nice what does that mean? like they'll like pretend to be your girlfriend

on the DMs and shit like the whole thing is oh they're posting like oh I'm going to the gym hey baby just going to the gym now I'm about to make dinner and maybe they'll post and you just like pretend that's your girlfriend

i would not like that see that i think it's weird to do that i'm saying that's what like girls like don't do full-blown porn that's what they call them like the girlfriend experience yeah that's that's totally fine i don't think it's again once again i'm not kink shaming or whatever shaming i it's that was not for me i'm like leave me alone all right go do whatever you want to go do well yeah i mean those these are people who are probably alone, and they just pretend that they're the only one looking at it. But I'm just saying the girls in general, they're awesome. Got it. And then just the AVN was just like this.

Then there's all the different sex companies have their setups. You also got to remember. There's people like Dominatrix out there. Yeah, you're talking about the whole industry. We've talked to literally the top 0.1% of performers, Asa and Abela and all the girls we know. And they're rich and famous and successful and smart. And then there's people who are not that.

And so it runs the gamut of people. I'm not mocking them. By the end of the day, I said to myself, I'm excited to separate. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. The only fans, when people started, we started learning that like, actually, I guess it was from you, really. We've heard it from other people, but like things are ghost written, where I was just like, it wasn't even things I was like.

You're not supposed to say that, pal. Huh? Can't break kayfabe. Well, we've said that. You just broke the fourth wall. Lenny, we've broken that wall so many times, specifically talking about you. You're not supposed to say that.

But the, where I was like, it wasn't even like something I was doing, but it was just like. You know what? I don't think it matters. I think those people want to believe it

and as long as you like just present that. I think that's why I would compare it to me being like, like they're not having real orgasms at the point. I'm like,

yeah, I know. Right, but it's the performance and I'm in it in the moment. For some reason, that doesn't bother me. Yeah, this does. But'm like, yeah, I know. Right, but it's the performance, and I'm in it in the moment. And the job done. For some reason, that doesn't bother me. Yeah, this does. It's not that.

But yeah, AVN, weird. But I mean, once again, all the girls there are fantastic. Actually, I met Mike Majlack there for the first time. Oh, yeah. And he put up a great post. I would like to reiterate what he posted. It was a very nice post.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly what he said is how I felt. We've said the same thing. I mean, I think that the porn industry, out of music, movies, athletes, all the people we've met here, the people in the adult world are, like, always the nicest, the coolest, the friendliest, the most down-to-earth, the most normal. It's like, you would think that they're the weirdest, and it's like, no, it's the person

who's just, like, on regular TV who acts away, and the people who are, like, in the craziest industry come in, and they're like, hello, how you doing? How you been? Great to see you. How are your kids? What's up with, you know what I mean? Like, just regular people. Really, you know what rubbed me the most wrong way, I guess, in and they're like, hello, how you doing? How you been? Great to see you. How are your kids? What's up with you? You know what I mean? Just regular people.

Really, you know what rubbed me the most wrong way, I guess, about the AVNs too is a lot of people came up to me asking. So OnlyFans, they hold agencies. And like you said, I mean, they say it in an outro. I was like, agents are just slimy people by nature. It was just so many people pitching me like, oh, let me get my girls on. I'm just like, this is pretty much pimps. So they reach out directly to you?

People come up to me at the AVNs a lot. i see yeah but it's like pimps basically right being like let me put my girls on it's like yeah i was just like i just i just lied you were gonna fucking retire on that i was just like dude i'm joking this is one of those things remember when dave wrote that article when like gambling first got legalized sports betting first got legalized and fucking wherever it was first. Yeah. And he was like, I don't, I think days ahead, I was like,

I don't understand how yet, but this is going to make me a multimillionaire. Yeah. He knew it. Yeah. This was a million. Yeah. I got clowned for it. And even I was like,

I don't know. Let me get it. It's like, he knows that space well enough that he will. This is it for you. I don't know how yet. Dude, I literally said to you the other day,

I was like, we just got to figure out how to monetize it because there are sponsors who are like a little... So let's talk a little inside of Glennie Ball's business because OnlyStans is like, it's popped. It's been like a big phenomenon with social media, a lot of popular videos. It does pretty well, I think.

But we know we're going to run into the problem of you're only going to get a certain level of sponsors who are down to get in that. So what you really got to do then is monetize the show itself somehow. And I was saying it's hard to do it in a way that doesn't feel exploitive, but those girls who come on get like a huge bump in their subscriptions. So if you said, come on my show and we do

an advertising package where you get an appearance on the show and you get this many tweets or posts about it and it costs this amount of money and then in return you're going to get 10,000 new subscribers and you'll make your money back and then some.

But it comes across as pay for play. It's also like there's no show without them too so it goes both ways definitely so that's where you would probably find a number that that seems like a thing if we were to ever do that which i'm sure we won't i would like need the upstairs people to deal with that i have no totally totally i think it needs to be done in a way that's not like you know i i there are podcasts out there that do like you have to pay to get on my show yeah and it's usually a little more under the under the table and not spoken about but if if you do it in more of a way that's like this is going to be a huge thing for like uh adam 22 forget about the porn the rap music he used to sit and do a live stream and play new music and

people would be like here's a thousand dollars can you just play a snippet of my show of my song on your show and then sometimes they would be little peep or a little pump or whatever like big guys who would explode because they were on the no jumper live stream and he would get paid like this guy pays a thousand this guy pays a thousand this guy yeah get a lot of fucking money to do that you know so there there is a model for it and i i don't think there's any reason why it can't be that one just because it's in the world of sex work might make it feel like weird but like as long as it's all above board and everybody knows what's going on and it's not like grimy i don't see why not you know we'll see i think there's a way though i mean sex sells you know what i mean like sex you know everyone's always like who pays for porn and all that shit

it's like uh a ton of fucking people. You know what people spend money on? The thing they like the most. You know what people like the most? Yeah. Actually, I had a stew, I think, on the episode of Only Stands that is going to come out this week or next week. And he was talking about just life in general.

He just said the only thing in life that really matters is laughing and coming. And I was like, you know what? Who's in this stew? Of course. Of course. What else is there? Well, we were talking about this the other day if if you i don't remember how this came up we talked about like if you removed the uh i think we're talking about like chopping our dicks off or something right yeah it was like if you removed the the desire to hook up and fuck people would it be like utopia because now everyone's just like

let's just be friendly and like there's no competition because you you want a job and you want to get a promotion because you want to make money because you want to be important because you want you know what i mean and if you remove that right if you remove that would everybody just be friendly or would it just devolve into chaos because there's no order and there's no nothing anymore? I think if there was no possibility of sex, everything should just be free. Yeah, that's what I mean. It would just be like, why don't we

just live until we die? Everything should just be free. And then we can all just watch sports, I guess. Right, just do dude shit all the time. And then just hang out. Yeah. It's weird because what do you think about it Everything boils down to You're making a move For yourself

To put yourself in a better situation And ultimately That's always because you want to get laid 100% And you can say I like my job or I'm driven by money Or I like making the content And that's all true But if you remove the like

and then you'll get a girlfriend when you're in high school you wouldn't do anything I've always said when I finally get married if I don't have this job I mean obviously with our job we can't throw our phones away

but if I had a different job and I was married see you later done ocean see you later what do you need a phone what do you need it for

my dad's Instagram is only there to show off That's all it is My dad comes home And just puts his phone on the kitchen table Charges it Gentlemen I get it

You need a phone because you're married Because you don't want to talk to your wife I think yours is always a little skewed. I'm telling you, it's not just me, fellas. As two guys who are not married and a guy who knows a lot of married guys, try living without your phone. All I'm saying is the only reason a phone exists is to impress women. Yeah.

I don't know. A phone can still be like... I really mean more like social media. Yeah, social media. That's a better... If we didn't have this job and you're locked up... Let's say we were in the utopian village where sex wasn't a possibility. I wouldn't post on Instagram.

Right. There's just no fucking point. So would that become like a happy place or would that become like nobody does anything and we just like lay around until we die? That there'd be no motivation. What would you look forward to on weekends? Glennie, how about this? Glennie, how about this?

Would there be sports to watch? Would guys go out and work out and get good at sports? Because you do that because you want to be cool. You want to be the man. I don't know. I don't know. I believe it's a answer to the question.

It's how much money I think you had a great answer to this. It's how much money would it take to go sober? And my answer is I wouldn't go sober because even if I, let's say I was an athlete in this utopia with no sex, if I made $100 million, what am I going to do with it without, like I'm not going to have a yacht party and sit there sober.

Yeah, right, right. It's weird. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's almost the same thing as, I don't want to have a yacht party if there's no like. Going sober for a good reason Yeah Is always fun And like so Because you just have like

A story to tell Like dude I went sober Because some fucking genie Offered me Yeah yeah Right That's why I did it

I don't know But then you know what But then if it was a fun enough environment Someone's like Well dude Have you even tried drinking Like what happened Like he doesn't

He wasn't even really a genie He'd be like Ah it's a good point I'll give tried drinking What happened He wasn't even really a genie I'd be like Ah that's a good point I'll give it a try He wasn't even a genie Okay wait Would the utopia start tomorrow Or would it be our whole lives

Like you've gotten a taste Of the one life Like at least maybe Me and my friends Can hang out and drink And just talk about the good times Yeah yeah yeah You still got

You got grandfathered in If we at least have that Where we can hang out and just talk about the fun, that's fine. Because that is honestly what life is all about. The crew that you lead,

girls are fun. Hanging out with the dudes is what really matters. The pals are on. The fellas are better. The fellas! Like me, I travel a lot for work and whatnot.

Whenever me and a good amount of my pals are back together, I'm like, this is just an alliance. That's what all those flights are flights are for baby It's the best The The chicks

And the drive for sex And all that Is so important It's awesome But There's nothing But there really is And that's honestly

The worst part about When you get married And get older And have kids And all that Is it's not even That you're not dating And fucking other people anymore

It's how much That shit stops Everybody peels off and everybody's like i can't the wife i can't the kids i moved away and you rarely get together and it's like and even when you are free you're like i'm tired or whatever that's what spinny told me last week yeah my my crew's actually really good about it and i'm bad about it where i'm like yeah i'll be there and then the day comes and i'm like i'm tired i gotta record whatever but the the just like there's a at your point your point at this stage in life, you're probably with them like four or five times a week.

No, I wish I was. I mean, we would be like Tuesday, Thursday, Saturday, Friday, Saturday, like every fucking week. We'd meet at the bar. We all lived together. Happy hour. Like whatever. There was always something. It wasn't even like you had to make plans.

It was always just like there's four guys living together we're gonna meet up with these people it was just constant you know the uh almost like what we talked about the beginning for like the bookend is the like if you go do it long enough you come out the other end like my dad's like hangs out with his boys all the time now and he like like he calls them by their nicknames i'm like dude enough dude, enough of that. That's awesome. Because I know them. Are we going to be calling Glennie Balls Glennie Balls when he's like 65? But they're not like those kind of nicknames.

It's just like fucking last name shortened nicknames. That shit makes me happy. By the way, I went to Hooters with a few of his pals on Sunday. You know, one of the happiest things I've seen in a long time was, we were in Newport Beach recently for a shoot with, who the fuck are we shooting with in Newport Beach? Either way, we were in Newport Beach and we're at this sushi place on the bay in Newport Beach like probably three or four months ago. Me, Kelsey, and Tom Mullins were just getting some sushi, shooting something, conversation. And Monday night, we just walk up there waiting for our table.

Probably eight, ten guys pull up on their boat, order sushi to go on the boat. They're waiting for a table Probably 8-10 guys Pull up on their boat Order sushi to go on the boat They're all cheers And they're Coronas Hell yeah On a Monday night Not a chicken sight

Right there This is what it's all about That is what it's all about They were probably About 60 years old There's 8 Probably 6-8 of them Beautiful

Having their sushi Having a Monday night beer I did throw their phones In the fucking ocean Having a Monday night beer And I was like Dude that is what it's all about Just some nice friends.

Have you ever seen that movie, Las Vegas? It was like Las Vegas. With Morgan Freeman De Niro and Kevin Kroc. Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah.

I'm almost tearing up right now. Thank you, man. Last thing, Glennie. Are you jocked up right now? What's that mean? You jocked up? There's a couple guys in the room right now

jocked up. I right now jocked up. Jocked up? Like when I'm wearing a jockstrap? Yeah. No. Why not, man? I can't beat my dick? Come on, man.

You've got to join the revolution. I don't know if it was a thing. I'm sorry. It's probably not going to be a thing. We're trying to experiment, and we are all decidedly against it. It's so uncomfortable. You guys are wearing jockstraps? Right now.

Cups? No, no cups. No cups, just jockstraps. No, these are straight up like gay jock straps. Okay. So I'm picturing like Porky's locker room. Porky's? Yeah.

Porky's. You know, an 80s comedy where it was all about sexual assault. I was one of my tit movies that I watched. That was one of my tit movies. It was a tit movie? Yeah. First movie you saw tits? I had an array of tit movies.

It's actually, they kind of not parody it, but they make fun of it in Always Sunny in the ski episode. When they're looking through the hole in the shower. Yeah. And everyone's like, oh, this is sexual. That was one of my tit movies. There's a few good tit movies out there. Come to mind if you ever want to see a bunch of tits, check out American Pie Beta House. That was the all time.

You've seen it. That's probably the most tits in the movie of all. Truly, I think there may be Like 25 Just Eugene Levy And tits The way he said Comes to mind I'll recognize

The way I made it happen Another fun movie Tit fact What's the movie With Miles Ringwald 16 Candles PG rated Nudity in it

Really Who gets naked in that At the beginning Very beginning Someone's in like a shower at school and it's in Topless Girl, PG.

Wow. But yeah, the classics, American Pie, Beta House, American Pie, Naked Mile, American Pie, Band Camp. Wait, what are these movies?

They're all the American Pie movies. They're the minor league American Pie movies. I didn't know that they were, I heard them say American Pie, but I've never heard of American

Pie. So it was American Pie 1, American Pie 2, American Wedding, and then it went to American Pie, Naked Mile, then American Pie, Beta House Wedding, and then it went to American Pie Naked Mile. Yeah. Then American Pie Beta House, which is the legendary stuff.

Then American Pie Book of Love. Are any of the originals in these? Eugene Levy. So the whole shtick is, though, that it's Dwight Stifler, Stifler's cousin. Yeah, Dwight Stifler. It's great movies, though. Seriously, check them out. Honestly, most movie of all time, American Pie Beta House. There's a wild cum shot onto it out Honestly Most movie of all time

I reckon about Beta House There's a wild Like cum shot Onto a teddy bear In one of those movies Beta House Beta House Beta House is a legendary movie

It is aggressive You know what just happened To me recently And the wild cum shot Is what inspired this Is See so I actually

I told a story On the podcast recently About how I'm doing Body lotion and all this stuff And I When I like start I kind of just go Squirt in my arm is see so i actually i told the story on the podcast recently about how i'm doing body lotion and all this stuff and i when i like start i kind of go squirting my arm and i squirt and i go like that like almost like suntan lotion at the beach like i put on aggressively right tell me you gave yourself a cup shot with lotion no i guess so they would go they would hit my closet door oh and then but like the dust would dry like i talked about on my floor where it was like had like this

like black heart yeah and then i was like Had like this like Black hearted Yeah And then I was like What the fuck Is all over the closet Cause like I was like

It's like taller than me And then I started thinking About Karabas How he would have like The fucking marks For where shots would go Bro Karabas used to jerk off

In his bathroom And he'd come on the wall And he would mark it What To the point that Just like This is like two years ago He said

He asked his mom To go upstairs And take a picture Of the closet door in the bathroom, and there were still little marks. Does his mom know why? Ellen knows way too much, bro. The worst thing I've ever done with my mom was, have you guys ever watched a show, Gigolos, on Showtime? No. Fantastic television. Fantastic television.

I mean, if you watch Gigolos with your mom, you deserve what you're going to get. I didn't watch it with her, but we would be at parties. Marie will tell you. I would text her, like, hey, tape Jiggles. It's showtime right now.

If you haven't seen Jiggles, you've got to watch it. It's phenomenal. I think you'd love it, too. It's a great show. All right.

Only Stands is the show. Is that on OnlyFans only? I'm not going to lie. I have to run it better. You have to run it better? I have to run that better. We do have an OnlyFans only? We do have. I'm not going to lie. I have to run it better. You have to run it better? I have to run that better.

We do have it on OnlyFans. So it's OnlyFans.com slash OnlyFans show. I'm going to get better at running that. And also Sunday Conversation. Good show. And then Glennie underscore Balls is the. That's my Twitter, Instagram. I prefer Instagram.

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