KFC Radio - Henry Golding on How He's Similar to Nick Young (His Crazy Rich Asians Character) - Full Episode

Episode Date: June 26, 2025

Timecodes: 0:00 Start 00:20 Pavs has mom butt 04:45 going through your significant other's phone 11:45 Euphoria vs Real High Schools 17:17 Guys' Gripes with Girls 01:04:20 Henry Golding Interview +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Kraken: Go to https://kraken.com/barstool to learn more Stetson: STETSON LEGEND cologne is available at WALMART in stores and online for only $39.98 at https://www.walmart.com/ip/Stetson-Legend-Eeu-De-Toilette-Bold-Cologne-Fragrance-for[…]-fl-oz/2094959594?classType=REGULAR&athbdg=L1600&from=/search Blue Chew: Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code KFC at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. https://BlueChew.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC radio on Apple podcast, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. I'll do a deal. When you're in London, we'll go for a beer and I'll tell you the story. Okay, done deal. You didn't do anything. It's just, you know. You have a lot of fun. You didn't do anything. It's just, you know. You have a mom butt.

Mom butt? That is actually sexual harassment, sorry. What do you mean, mom butt? I don't know, is that a new pair of jeans? I've worn them like probably 15 times. Oh okay. When you were bent over the camera you kind of had mom buck on. To be fair it's like probably less to do with your butt, more to do with the jeans. It's the cut of jeans.

Let's see it. Can I see it? Oh it's... It's actually, it's actually, what are you going to say? Oh actually I was going to say it's worse than I thought. Oh I was going to say it's actually it's actually we actually I was gonna say it's worse than I thought oh, I was gonna say it's better Just get like get in front of a camera more I don't know if like you're sure I think it's the cuz the was doing more spin cuz the pockets They're too high up, so it almost looks like you have a shelf

Like then it just takes a sharp dip You have a shelf, but like then it just takes a sharp tip I think cuz you don't have pockets in the pockets. It looks funky. Okay, right like there's no You saying I got no ass or I got too much it's just a weirdly shaped Yeah, it's an odd shape because of the cut of gene cuz there's like, you, like I was wearing regular jeans They have like the pocket. There's no pocket on those jeans I don't know if I've ever really like you might be working. You might just wait. No mom, but I know I got it I got it. I figured it out. Okay, so with most pairs of jeans

Yes, right, right. So here's the deal with most pairs of jeans. Okay, here's where your denim ends Yeah, and then your pocket is sewn on. Yeah, right, but because you don't have a sewn on pocket. It's all bunched up inside And now you got Mamba Straight up like science Yeah, because it's an internal pocket versus an external pocket. Well, I don't want to. And it's your stance too. That's my butt, yeah. You know, you also, while we're just like critiquing,

The way in which you walk is, like, what you fast walk is all leg. It's all leg and you don't move your upper body at all. I've noticed that. I've seen pictures of myself walking and I'm like, we gotta fix this. It's not bad, it's just like, let your core do some of the work. Engage your core, dude, come on. I just feel like you're going to get tired. You're going to get tired somehow. Yo, we started this show off like, yo, just straight up, hate the way you dress, hate

the way you walk, hate the way you talk. Oh god. That was funny. You can't feel them out. You can't. All right. Oh, god. What are these out here today? That was funny. No, you can't feel them out. You can't feel them out. Sorry. No.

You might have a permanent mom butt. It might not be those jeans. Like, you might just be the mom butt. It's the jeans. Because we did the science. The science is sound. We did the science. The science checks out.

You got a pocket crunched up between your butt. Smart Michael would be so proud. Smart Michael would be so proud. Michael would. Oh, it's the mom blood! It's cause the pockets are inside the pool! Maybe you should, I don't think we can glaze over, you should get into voice acting. That was like a really good, or like maybe an Elmo like, you know, voice double? Oh, like I should do like a... Oh my god! Should I do like a Jim Henson character or something?

Or like a voice actor? Or like a voice actor? Or like a voice actor? Or like a voice actor? oh like I should do like a Jim Hansen character is it Jim Hansen Jim Hansen's actually not Sesame Street he's muppets yeah I don't know who did Sesame Street do you do that voice at all in it? No I'm not I don't play Elmo. Wow. So pretty rare. Do you have that in your back pocket? Yeah that was a no one will ever know what Wow Yeah, that was no one will ever know what Michael sounds like so I can just tell you that was a bang on

That was I could break into like security codes with that Like like voice-activated stuff I had a friend who used to like we had kind of a of a similar face, and she could break in my phone. Really? And she would. Do what? Just look around, like nothing crazy. Just kind of like look around.

What's the weirdest thing you ever found in a phone? Or not weirdest, but like, thing that set you off the most? In a phone? Yeah. Like have you like gone through people's phones? Uh, I don't know if I've ever gone through. Never a significant other or anything? Yeah. Like have you like gone through people's phones? I don't know if I've ever gone through. Never a significant other or anything? No. But that's not like I promote going through phones. Like that's just because like I don't- You're pro going through phones. I just think

like if you got to get something done, you got to get something done. I live by ignorance is bliss, but I'm all for like girls, go crazy if you you gotta go crazy. You know what I mean? I think you say the same thing about guys. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll say the same thing about guys. Guys, go crazy if you gotta go crazy. I've had people go through my phone. I say that as somebody who's had somebody

go through my phone. I don't actually think that you should. I actually truly, at the end of the day, don't believe that you should. But I just don't wanna knock, you know, like people, I've never been in a place where I feel so, like it's driving me crazy, I need to go through the phone.

So I just try to leave space for like, maybe I would get there one day. If you are in a position where you're, I don't think you should go through phones, but if you're in a position where you want to, you should probably just get out of the relationship. Yeah. Like, and I say that as a person who's had my phone going through a million

times they always found something. Well what are you looking for? Like yeah you're gonna find like I've had many things found some worth getting mad about some not but I always like what do you do and I've never looked at I just whenever someone gets mad I'm like well yeah what'd you look at I've never looked at it. Whenever someone gets mad, I'm like, well, yeah. What'd you look at my phone for? Well, yeah. That was my phone. Yeah, I know.

Again, I've had friends go through my phone. And even then, you're not going to find stuff that you like. It's just like, they'll, you know? Is that like, do you guys still go through phones? I can see college kids being like, dude, we don't give a shit. I haven't. But I had a boyfriend in high school and I went through his phone and we dated for like three years and I knew we were about to break up and I was like,

fuck it. Like one last time I went through his phone and him and his friends were texting about how they wanted to go to the girls swim meet to look at their asses. Junior year of high school. I was like, guys, what? Cause he was like, I think we're going to the swim meet. Like one of my friend's sisters is like on the team or something That is what he said to me and that I looked at his phone. They were all like free ass dude at the swim Yes, you like that's just good clean fun the guys I mean like I hear girls talk about guys in baseball's ass and football ass.

We talked about calves' ass for like 10 minutes. We talked about calves' ass for 10 minutes. Look, it's part of the sport. It wasn't in a good way. Yeah. Yeah. I'm in this thing right now with my phone at dinner. Dinner, your phone should be in your pocket,

but I don't ever like having things in my pocket. Like, let's say you're out with a group of people, but then like putting your phone up is like, your notifications are gonna pop up. I have nothing bad coming across my phone. It's just like every time, like there, notifications just happen, everyone's eyes go right there. But putting it on the other side is like,

oh, you have something to hide. But I don't like have my phone in pocket because I'm just always wearing pants that like apparently my ass looks bad So I'm in the same like what's the right way to put a phone on a table? Should it just be completely off the table? Should it be up or should it be down? I'm an off-the-table guy Yeah back in the day. I used to be a face down face down guy. Yeah, but I never got notifications So like when I was a face down guy, I wasn't hiding anything I was strictly preventing the light from going on. Yeah, because yeah, that's exactly it it deters everything distracts everyone It's like yeah, it's like it's like a timeout in the conversation. You know, wait, what were we saying? Yeah, it was all rhythm and shit like that. So I was always down, but I wasn't hiding notifications

Yeah, now I just have it like I'll just forget it. I know chair Chair chair. That's kind of the but then I think of radiation What? Oh, yeah My god are my eggs are gonna be okay I look I have no science to back that up but like for the decade where I drove I'd be on my phone and stick it like that. Oh, you just go right in the crotch.

I'm not doing it in the chair, like just on the side here. But that's like most chairs don't have sides like that. Most chairs, you got to put it in between the crotch. But it's also like, there's not a huge difference between here and there. Either way, we're getting... I just want to say, unless your ass is taking up the whole chair There's always something like phone room in a chair, I would like to know in that my whole life I've been told I got ass. Yeah, you know you got nice. That's why it sticks out It even in the pants. It doesn't look bad. It looks

better It's like rotund. It's got better maybe it's like rotund it's got you know what I mean you never you you had ass like but it didn't come out this is there a pet up there can you throw me a pen Oh man, Charlie! Thank you. That was just like either. That was, she throws just like me. She has the same size hands. I go like, this is the only way I throw.

Kevin leaves, we're just throwing shit around. I don't know where that went. Steve, I was not going to hit you. I was just going shit around. I don't know where that went. Steve, I was not gonna hit you. No. Before I was just nailed Steve. What? What? Oh yeah, I've had it with this. Okay. Shit.

So normally, right, you're like this, and you just got a little shaped. That looks like. Now we're like this. Oh wait, I did it wrong. Wait, wait. Wait. I look like a wine glass. Are those his legs? Those are his legs, yeah. His hips put out

further than his legs. I have birthing hips. I say to me, because the shape of the jean is more... There's more cushion in there. You got more cushion for the pushin' right now. Seriously, I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I Everything I see to me because it's the shape of the gene is more There's more cushion in there Seriously, it's like the meme with like the guy drawing on the like chalkboard or whatever

We should name this title the episode like the paths as equation This is like a scene movie like a scientist is like I've been working all Man last night I was hanging out with six friends and we don't have Yeah, and we don't have cable or anything like that couldn't throw in just like something in the background didn't want to really throw throw On music so I was like I'll just throw in a movie in the background I was like what's the best movie that you can play on five? You know five volume and just like let it play in every couple of minutes you go over like look Oh, it's great. See you go back to it. I think crazy stupid love and it was an absolute hit great scene go back to it. I think crazy stupid love and it was an absolute hit. Conversation kept flowing but every like 15 minutes we popped up great scene. You

know Ryan Gosling looks great right there. If you had to pick one background movie just to hang out to what would it be? I'm in prison at the moment right now and it's just because I'm doing it right now but Complete Unknown. Complete Unknown. I've watched Complete Unknown. I've watched it by twice really watching it. I've probably put it on my TV 15-20 times. Because it's just like if I can't think of something to do, I just pop it on and I'll flip through a magazine or something. Because it's just like 30 cool music videos of great songs. That's a pretty good one to have on. There was one summer where we did basically

every summer, like when I was young, we never had cable on any of the shore houses, but we'd have a DVD player. And one summer we just had, honest to God, it was 24-7. We just had Laguna Beach running. Laguna Beach. That was fish in a barrel. Laguna Beach on your shore house TV in 07, 08, whatever year it was, it's all anyone wanted to see. That was Kristin Cavallari, Steve Ben.

It was like pre-the Hills. It's kind of crazy that you can't like, I don't think that we could ever have high schoolers' reality TV show anymore. I don't think so either. Not only was it like a high school reality TV, it was it was I don't know I obviously don't know if they were actually drinking but it was implied it was like a high school party. Yeah. They'd have red solo cups, they'd seem drunk, they'd be like making it, having

high school fights. It was yeah thinking back on it like it's insane. It's not only is it insane it happened. They're talking about hooking up. It's insane people watched. Yeah, yeah. If you told me right now, you're like, yo, we got this reality TV show, high school kids are just like fucking kissing and fighting. Like, on what planet would I ever watch that? It's like even like Euphoria feels creepy to watch. I've never seen it. Probably why.

Euphoria was crazy. No one really thought of it in the moment. But I think looking back, a lot of people are like, that's insane. Everyone watched. It was the most watched TV show. Yeah, and it was nothing But what was supposed to be at some of them were 16 year olds. Yeah, doing drugs and hooking up. It's crazy I I yeah, so imagine that but it's just Kristen Cavallari playing Kristen Cavallari High schools like euphoria at all. I Haven't seen it. So I had a very euphoria

Was high school like euphoria at all? I haven't seen it, so. Oh yeah. I had a very euphoria. Really? Very much so, yeah. I went to a Catholic school right in the middle of Long Island, so you had everything.

You had people kind of from the South Shore, you had people from the richest neighborhoods in Long Island, you had people from all the way out east and the Hamptons, it was a mixture of all worlds, lot of mixture of a lot of money, lot of mixture of not a lot of money because people went on scholarships, so it was like a mixture of all worlds a lot of mixture of a lot of money a lot of mixture of not a Lot of money because people went on scholarship So it's just like a lot of worlds blending and it was you know things were strange, but it was a cool high school Were you guys?

What is it? What is it before your high school? It's like like an intense like people are doing drugs people are like like wearing like intense stuff to school like people are fucking I mean like not there's always gonna be people fucking but like I don't know just like intense drama I went to a public school but in Chapel Hill so it's like really rich parts but also my school had the number one achievement gap in the entire country between the white kids and all the minorities at the school and there was like race wars often oh like kind of race were my first at school. Yeah, it made the news I don't really know the new for you if there was race. Well, there were in my school

People would try to beat each other up for no reason other than Yeah Yeah, then I'm at your school too. Well, yeah, I don't know if you can keep this in but the first week I was there they had a senior dodgeball tournament and The black kids teamed up with the black kids the white kids teamed up with the white kids and then the white kids brought in a Confederate flag What you could people would wear Confederate flags shirts at my high school and it was normal and you wouldn't get kicked out people Like literally would wear Confederate flags on their shirts at my school and people brought guns to school

What I went in middles at my public. And people brought guns to school. What? I went in middle school, at my public middle school, we had to bring clear backpacks for like six months because people kept bringing weapons to school. What? The South is real. It's like actually like- I went to school in like not a good, my whole childhood.

I went to school that like, not bad schools by any stretch, but the town I'm from isn't supposed to be a great town. Everything you guys are saying sounds insane to me. This makes my school just sound like weak shit. But also, I mean, we had three black kids. Did you guys have cops in your school walking around? Ever?

You didn't have like, what? We had security. Yeah, we definitely had security, ex-cops, kind of like what we have here. You know who broadened the Confederate flag? This definitely has to be cut. BEEP BEEP BEEP No way.

Yeah. That's hilarious. He kind of gets a pass. I don't know why. He was too lucky. It's like, yeah, you've had a hard life, dude. Yeah. But yeah, a little bit of euphoria in my high school.

The high school also makes, okay, so yes, I guess we should just pull up the voicemail, but I accidentally saw a voicemail, not accidentally, it just was clicked on a voicemail yesterday, and he was saying, I guess I should just play it. But it was like, which age are you choosing? Yeah, wait, go drive. And then go, yeah, the, the, the black guy.

Sorry. I was gonna try and describe it. Sorry. That's a, that's a perfectly fine way to describe it. That's the smug, the black guy. Yo, KFC radio, fights. Jackie, what's going on? I have, and you guys have probably heard

this before one night age scenario right there's four ages it's just for a night 24 hours right one you can be 17 right it's a Friday parents are gone for the weekend you're throwing a party the only con is you're scared you're gonna get caught, cops, etc. Right? Second scenario, you're 21, you're in college, class ends at 1 30, you're playing PlayStation with the fellas, you're going to a mixer, that girl from accounting invites you, things might get crazy, but you only have like 16 bucks in your bank account and you're just a college student, right? Second or third one, you're 25, you're

grinding all week, but it's Friday, you text all your friends at 4 p.m., it's fucking Friday, you go to the club, con, you got 60 bucks, you're grinding, you're in a sweaty bar, you're bowing to get through, right? You're just trying to get lucky by the end of the night. Fourth, you're 32, you don't live near the city anymore, you're in the burbs, you're going to a winery, you have more money in your account, but your life's a little bit lame, right? You can do for one night, what age you picking? 17, 21, 25, or 30. Love to hear it. You gotta fuck the 30, or like, but okay,

here's what I think. And this is recency bias, but I raise you, well, I guess you could be any age of this, but like 25, share house, again this is seriously just like, you go to the beach in the day, you have a few beers on the beach, you go back, you shower, you take, you're in your, you know, sharing a room with, with like and everything. Shower, nap with everybody, wake up, make a margarita, have a margarita while you get ready, put on your makeup. Okay, well you guys wouldn't get that.

But like seriously, one of the greatest joys in life as a girl, having a little cocktail while you put on your makeup. Then you go out. And that's it. Okay. Perfect. Literally perfect. That's what I did this weekend. Seriously? go out. And that's it. OK. Literally perfect.

That's what I did this weekend. I'm like, seriously? Jersey? Literally Jersey. That's literally August. The makeup cocktail has to go. What? You, as a lady, you got to get rid of it.

You don't understand it at all. You don't understand how long you guys take. Wait, I don't think that has to do with the drink though. I understand it is the most unoriginal, said a million times crazy thing that women take forever to get dressed. I understand that. 100% of the time, I am sitting there waiting for a woman.

It can be my mother, it can be my sisters, it can be anyone out. It varies, but 100% of the time if I'm going somewhere, and it's never long, it's like five minutes, ten minutes, but after 15 years, you're like, can you just start 15 minutes early? Can you please just start 15 minutes early? This has been happening my entire life. Just start 15 minutes earlier. But I will say, every time a guy's waiting on me to get ready, whether it's my family, whatever, they'll be like sitting around like, Oh, waiting, whatever. And then I'm like, okay, I'm ready.

And then they have to put their shoes on. Yeah. Well, that, that is a waiting on them. So why don't you put your shoes on? You know what? That's a very fair. And it's also like, it's, I don't know. Speaking as a guy, I'm like, I don't know, they're not going to be ready, so I'll just wait. I just put that on as I walk out the door. But then it's like, why don't you just put those shoes on 15 minutes earlier? But like, it's not always, my shoes are usually on, it's my jacket. And I'm like, well, I've been sitting here, I didn't want to get it wrinkled, but then

it always does leave you guys the last word. Where it's like, well, you weren't ready. No, I've been ready! But also the 15 minutes thing like getting ready 15 minutes earlier that does not matter because no matter what if we have to leave at four o'clock you're gonna leave 15 you're gonna fit that's for 15 to you no matter what yeah it's like let's it doesn't matter if you start earlier they're still gonna take the 15 if I start earlier I'm just gonna take

my time yeah can I ask why it's's so fun. But like think about all the other people it's affecting. Like one person and it's affecting 10 other men. No, but we had an agreement with 10 other people that we had dinner at four. Those situations, I'm not late in those situations so I can't speak on that. Just taking a long time. Every time I'm just sitting there and we're like and this this I'll say this it doesn't just happen to women it also happens to Eric Nathan Eric Nathan will have you sitting there for a half hour just like dude where the fuck are you I the cuz I'm actually not like a punctual person I'm not like a like you were disrespecting me not until it gets to a point then it's a well okay

you just clearly don't respect my time yeah like it gets to a point and then it's a well Okay, you just clearly don't respect my time. Yeah, like it gets to a point where it's like, yeah, you're five minutes late That fucking happens all the time. No big deal, but when it Transcends decades. Yeah, I think you're doing this on purpose. I think you've realized what's happening. I am definitely Like I try I Just don't it just doesn't compute for me. I'm not good at it. And I think I just have to accept,

like it's just a flaw of mine. And it's just like, if you can accept that, cool. If you can't, we just shouldn't be. But like, it's for sure, like just a major flaw that's gonna cause arguments. I wonder where, like I approach it scientifically. I'm like how does this happen? How is an entire gender like again the gender in my experience

with throughout all my time with different girlfriends women all that shit it's pretty universal and like how does that happen? It's just like, you know, you go. You go. I don't even have like a, it just like doesn't really. Like I think it's almost like, like I'm gonna, I don't know, you go. What I was gonna say is that, like when I'm getting ready to leave and I'm doing something for a while to get ready by the time I finish that thing, there's another thing I have to like do like if I'm drying my hair and I'm having a drink, then by the time my hair's done, I have to go get another drink. And then by the time I'm ready to leave to put my shoes on,

then I'm putting my shoes on, and then something in my outfit got messed up when I was putting my shoes on, I thought of it, and then I have to go change it. It's like stuff just keeps coming up. There's too many factors. It's like, oh fuck, I smudged my eyeliner. And one thing messes up another thing.

It's like, oh, I spilled a drink on myself because I was making a drink. But you've done this every weekend for your whole life. So you should get used to it at some point. I'm used to taking 15 minutes longer. But that's what I just. I'm used to that, though. Wouldn't you be like, I don't know,

we should be on time for everybody. But don't you feel like sometimes when you give yourself a certain amount of time, it doesn't matter. Sometimes when you feel like you have too much time to do something, you end up just being late. In fact, you think you have so much time. I'm gonna be late and we'd have weird like winged eyeliner, like blue sparkles on my face.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then I just start adding shit and I'm like, I need those sparkles. But I see like, how do you, how does your day get mapped out? Like when you wake up in the morning, this is to anybody, like when you wake up in the morning, how does your day get mapped out?

Do you not think about it in a completely valid way? I do, I really like don't know where the time goes. I just like can't, I can't, like I'm just like not, I don't know, I've just never been like that kind of like timely person that's like, and like I understand it's so annoying, but like I wake up, like I'll work out. I come back I shower like then I make breakfast and I get ready and then like by the time it's already like I woke up at 7 To work out and then it's like 1130 and I'm like, oh my god

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so closely to my shoulder when I'm wearing a nice shirt It's ridiculous. It is that is fair to like if you know, you got a lot of makeup on. Yeah, that's fair. Air hug. I Don't care. I don't care how much I come in for the hug Just have some awareness and don't hug me with your face. It's crazy. I I gotta be honest. That is one luckily Like when I really cared about my clothes yeah I had like stopped hugging girls I feel like like 26 yeah it's like you stop hugging me you don't have to touch me. Do you think it's like a correlation like like girls start thinking that you're gay, so then you stop talking to girls. You're talking to girls.

I think girls always thought I was a little gay. The, I don't think so. Because I always cared about clothes. Nikki Smokes actually asked me in Chicago, he was like, how would you get into clothes? And in high school, I started really liking clothes. But I didn't start wearing clothes that I really liked until I was like older and could afford them you know like I had like I always liked clothes and I would

do the best with what I had yeah but I wasn't it wasn't until like I was a little older where I had clothes that I was like I don't need a fucking shit stain down my chest right now. Because you Right? Because you're just walking around with it the rest of the night with just this orange streak down my shoulder. I do fear there's been times when I've kind of been like, maybe he won't notice that. Yeah.

Well, you guys, this is a little critique women episode. You gotta stop wearing like high necks. Like I feel like, particularly in the winter in New York, you see so many women going around with their jackets, but they have like brown stains on both sides of their jacket. And it's like, you gotta let it dry. I don't know what to tell you.

You gotta let it dry. Before you fucking put your winter coat on, you gotta let it dry. I don't know what to tell you. You gotta let it dry. Before you fucking put your winter coat on, you gotta let your spray tan dry first. Yeah, yeah. I also, since I like spray tan, obviously, very often, I just kind of have to live with the fact that all the colors on my shirts are going to be a little orange.

And that's something that, again, it's like, you just have to, it's something that again. It's like you just have to it's something you just have to accept It's like also also like just white towels. It looks like you just got home like a barbecue Oh, it's just crazy first time the first time I ever saw a white towel on the floor While living with a woman. I was like what kind of fucking animal? Did she? I was like, did she wipe her ass with a fucking towel? What? It was like, it was like me, like that

paths equation, like me standing in the middle of the bathroom like, where the fuck did that brown come from? What would you have done if it wasn't just Sam? Would you have been like... I think I can pretty confidently say that the relationship didn't last anyway, but I think it would have stopped there. If I think you're wiping your ass with fucking cotton towels, I think I gotta... Someone's gotta step in, right? At this point I have a responsibility to say something. I know you're wiping your ass with towels. That might be the way you think it's supposed to be done

I have to teach you you know Yeah, I one last question about girls when you are when you're shampooing your hair Do you take your hands and you put them onto the onto the little shower? About like with hair with a hair. I'm not talking about the extensions I'm talking about like when you like are they there's just strands of hair just all throughout it. Yeah, we've talked about this. You don't want to clog the drains. So then when you wash your hair, you have shampoo

and then you say, okay, fuck if I like let it drop now, that's gonna whatever, okay. But I don't feel like like running over to the trash can right now, shower wall. It's actually like, you know. I actually really respect that. That's kind of like Zins in the pocket. Yeah.

That's kind of like Lucy in the pocket. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just like practicality. And that's actually looking out for plumbing, you know? And like, avoiding problems. I respect that one. That one? It's being a problem solver. But does it gross you guys out?

It doesn't gross me out. I think it's kind of like the time thing. Where it's just one of those and again I'm guys have a million of these things ourselves. We're not perfect. Yeah, but like I Understand it and I get it. Yeah, and then eventually we hit a point where it's like let's just stop leaving the hair And I'm sure you know you hit a point with like, I don't know whatever it is guys do But I'm sure there's a million things but like you get to a point like just get the fucking hair off the wall Yeah, I understand why it's there. I respect why it's there, but get it off the fucking I

Was just trying to think of like, you know gripes that I have with guys. Yeah Actually, I thought of the opposite so this, but I'll get back to the great, so this was like, I'm having like weird niche turn-ons recently, not like turn-ons, but like, well, okay, whatever. The other day, my friend, like he, we were at lunch. He like, this was also, I feel like all my stories are like from this past weekend I don't know but we're at lunch he like wanted

decided he want to make margaritas it like because we had a bunch of tequila at the house and he like want to make margaritas for everybody by the way turn on this is not actually like turn on I'm just saying like I was like a reversing yeah that was kind of attractive he want to make margaritas for everybody. So he like, but he was, he factored in, oh, we have a lot of tequila in the house. We have to get rid of it. And so then he asked the waiter, he was like, do we have, do you guys have margarita mix?

Can you sell margarita mix? And the waiter was like, no, like, but maybe we can like bottle up for you. He was like, yeah, can you, can you like bottle it up first? And like, and then, and then he was like, do you have tahini? And they were like, no, but we can like pour it on the side and then he like poured on the side And like got that he got the margarita mix

He got the tahini and then came back to the house like blended up these margaritas put tahini on the rim for everybody like And then like just ended up like serving to everybody just didn't like it was the way he just like so casually like Thought about it, but wasn't trying to get any kind of, it was such a dadism where I was just like, oh my God, that was so attractive. I don't even. You're just describing handling shit.

Yeah. Yeah. But handling shit is exactly, but it's like handling shit in a way that's going kind of above and beyond in such a nonchalant way that's like, you're thinking through things that kind of would be obstacles. I would have just stopped at like,

oh, you guys don't sell margaritas to go, like, no, fuck it. And he was like, no, let's get the margarita mix because then we can also get the tequila and add that in and get rid of that tequila. Oh my God, that was like, holy fucking shit. By the way, nobody fucking- So, given three times during this story,

I thought you were in a past. No, I was just like, why is this talking by the way, nobody fucking- So there have been three times during this story I thought you were in a passenger. No, I'm not serious. I was just like, why is this talking about? Like not some, whatever, also nobody fucking clipped this because of my friend's song. I'd be like, what? But, and then it was like, there was other things where it was just like, like, this could sound

like a lot brilliant to my friend, but I don't know. And then he like, he like, like the cooler, like he was like overthink, he already had planned how we're gonna get the cooler from the beach, so I was just like, the most, it's the- They called the Uber later in the day. All right, I got bad news for everybody here. I seem like Jackie's in love.

It's so, it's so, people are like, it's- You're just describing being over the moon about anything this guy does. I'm just like, he's nice. And the way he wore a shirt, I must say. No, no, no, like that's not like, I wouldn't have said that if I was like, I'm in love with him.

Like it was the way, like it was the niche, like above and beyond thinking one step further where I would have stopped I was repeating him in his head, like, listening to this, like, the tigine? He's like, for my whole fucking life, I've been doing sit-ups and trying to make money and, like, learning how to dress and reading GQ. All I needed to do was fucking be like, you got solid margarita mix? I'm sure guys, those things are like, wait, so what do I have to do was fucking be like you guys sold margarita mix I'm sure guys those are you're like wait, so what do I have to do? Handle shit, that's what you gotta do

But it's in in a nonchalant way like that you can't be doing it for Like oh, this is gonna make everybody seem like I'm handling shit, and I own this place. Yeah, it was like it was like a Not in like a big dick way. I completely get what you're saying. Yeah. Like because I can see the kind of person who would like make it a big deal and like they'd make sure the table knows like,

don't worry guys, I got it, I got it. And like, it would be like a big thing. You'd be like, just shut the fuck up. None of us even want the margarita. Yeah. But if someone's casually doing it, you're like, I'll fucking drink a margarita. Why not?

Anyways. Be nonchalant about it. Nonchalantly responsible. I know what you mean because the other day I was like over the moon for one of my guy friends because he called a restaurant to add one person to a reservation. Yeah.

And I was thinking about it. I'm still thinking about it. This is gonna be like audio porn or whatever. All the girls like. Yeah, the funny thing is, it was started with complaints. Yeah, yeah. And it was like, ladies, do you guys have complaints? He's like, you guys just fucking are awesome.

You'll call restaurants, you'll talk to waiters. Like, what would we do without men? It's like, seriously, like the bare minimum too. It's just like, we're just describing men like being kind of nice. But the funny thing is, both of those stories, I would not do. Yeah. If you're looking for that kind of man, he's not sitting in his seat. I actually, I would do, if I wanted the drink and I wanted the margaritas, I would do the margarita.

I guess I might call a restaurant. I've kind of become like the reservations guy, so I'm more apt to do it now than I would have been years ago. Yeah, I, I, I feel like it's like a maturity thing that I like. I don't know if maybe also I just got mature and I was like, I didn't recognize this and guys this level of like effort and guys

before because like it didn't really I was just kind of like going for the fuck boys yeah and now I want like husband whatever but or if like men are getting more mature as they age again confirmed not into no whole boys. Oh fucking yeah But and then and like guys are just getting more responsible and I'm like, oh that's attractive Hmm. I just I don't know what came first chicken or that type thing You just said something that was interesting you were like looking for a husband Yeah, is that what you would like is our obviously I don't would imagine you're not there But like do you have I guess I did and this is a question to guys too like I've never had that shift where like I'm looking for a wife I'm looking for a fucking good time yeah like is that I I think that since I

attract so many crazy people and like they just kind of latch on to me and then like once they latch on like I just have a look I get like kind of claustrophobic with people because like I've had so many people like latch on to me And then I'm like too nice to shake them off so like I don't like to like let anybody In until I'm like I've like scanned them you know and confirmed like you're not crazy. I'll let you in you can like latch on to me In but like amidst that scan I'm kind of like, okay, what I'm scanning for I guess is like, not husband material, but like,

would I want to spend a lot of time with you material. And it's not like I'm looking for marriage right now, but it's more like, crazy people love me. I would like to avoid crazy people right now. So- It's much younger. What? As someone who has a similar affl right now. So much younger. What? As someone who has a similar affliction, you're much younger. Figuring out that I don't like crazy people?

Figuring out that you're like, I don't really want to deal with that anymore. Yeah, thanks. It's just like, I don't like feeling anxious. I don't like feeling scared. Did you like it? No, I never really have. I think't like feeling like scared. Did you like it? No, I never really have. Like, I think also like, like. I guess that's, you said a word there

that was an important difference. Like, I guess I was scared. But never like scared, scared. I was like, I'll be all right. You know what I mean? Like, I was never, I guess with you, a reversal of the gender fear probably plays a bigger factor. I have friends who like also attract crazy people,

but they aren't anxious and they like the crazy and are kind of fine with it. Whereas they'll do it and I'll watch them and they kind of will glide through it well, if that makes sense. They'll just kind of take it day by day or whatever. I overthink and then I think it ends up resulting in me

avoiding people too much and like avoiding life at times you know? I want to just invite the crazy a little bit more. I need to date a crazy person probably. Just let it happen. I said I have a similar affliction but I don't think of it as an affliction. I think like I'm very lucky to attract lunatics. And I mean that across gender. I have just I always have weird people. Yeah. I like that.

Why do you think that? I don't know. Like this is I feel like I've told this story before, but I was really young, like a child. Yeah. And I was on the Red line in Boston going to a museum with my aunt and we were sitting there and like a little person dressed as a gnome came up and just started like yelling in my face and not in not in

intimidating way like he was just like and and he walked away eventually and my aunt like very nonchalant was like you got the O'Neill curse And I was like, what does that mean? And she's like it happens to some of us crazy people just they And I was like, okay, and again, I was so young I never even thought anything about it And then like as my life progressed I was like I always have just weird people Strangers friends Lovers like everything I'm like I just got weird people right, but I like that. I hope I hope it never goes away Yeah, that's true. It keeps life a little interesting. Yeah Yeah, yeah, I mean I've said this like too, but but I feel like sometimes I'll tell a story like oh, yeah

I had this interaction day my friends like Why that's really crazy and then I'll be a story like, oh yeah, I had this interaction day. My friends will be like, what? That's really crazy. And then I'll be like, oh. Yeah, every single day I have an interaction that when people would go, what the fuck? Stetson Legend is a warm, sexy, addictive, and captivating fragrance for men.

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Yeah, wait, wait, we gotta get one complaint out of you guys. Oh yeah. Did you say, well I just cleaned the studio. Oh yeah, you guys, yeah. Vacuumed. The Lucy packets? I mean, it's fucking crazy, guys. That's a fair one, that's a fair one.

It's crazy. And I am used to it. I literally could clone you two from how much spit I touch, probably. But one of my roommates at school is like that, but like a million times worse with, she does it with everything. Like they're in her bed, they're like literally everywhere,

and she just doesn't think of it as a thing. She just takes it out of her mouth and just puts it. I found them in my own clothes. And I'm like, I don't know how that got there. I found them in the dishwasher. So do you guys think about it when you take it out? Are you like, I'm gonna throw that away? Or are you just like, pssh.

No, that's a great criticism. I would say when I take them out, 99% of the time, that's out, 99% of the time, nah, that's high, 90% of the time, I'm like, I gotta find a barrel. 10% of the time, if I'm on the couch watching TV, I'm like, I'll just throw it right there. Well, actually, that's like 8% of the time,

and then 2% of the time, I just throw it in the pocket. Yeah, that's disgusting. It's gross. It's the same thing as when people pick their nose and then just wipe a booger somewhere. It's really the exact same thing as when people pick their nose and then just wipe a booger somewhere. It's the exact same thing. No, no, no. Again, as far as the criticisms go, that one's completely on point.

That is very fair. You guys also, speaking of gross, you guys are way too comfortable taking a shit too early on in a relationship. I am for that. I am pro that. Really? I feel like it's just a respect thing. Just fucking don't. I have an insane thing'm pro that. Really? I feel like it's just like a respect thing, like just fucking don't. I have an insane thing to say though.

What? I don't, when I have to use, this is a really insane thing to say actually, when I have to use the bathroom, I don't know which one it is and I never know which one it is. Like my body doesn't tell me. What? Yeah. You just sit on the toilet and you're like, just find out? Yes.

Yes. Wait. That's so crazy. Yes. Yes. Wait. That's so crazy. What are you talking about? If I really have to do one or the other, I know. But right now, I kind of have to use the bathroom and I don't know what it's going to be. It's true, right?

It's how I live. Is there something wrong with you? You get told to talk to you? I mean, I'm fine. I mean, I think I'm fine. But I'll be at the bar with my friends, and I'm like, oh, I have to use the bathroom. And they're like, OK, let's go pee.

And I'm like, no, you don't know. I don't know which one it's going to be. So you don't have a group of girls go to the bathroom? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I don't care. Guys, I don't know what the fuck's going to happen. It's going to be a solar buncher for me. Yeah.

That's why I'm saying I'm fine with what you said, because I just have to tell my friends. I'm like, all right, I just pooped a little. I didn't know I was going to. Sorry. What? Insane. Yeah. have to tell like my friends I'm like all right I just pooped a little I didn't know I was going to sorry kind of similarly I like since cove it it fucked up my sense of smell and I can't smell the difference between Bo and Chinese food and so so sometimes I'm like am I around Chinese food or do I smell like they do They do smell similar.

Yeah. I don't know, it didn't used to be like that, but I can't, I can't decide. Asian soups to me are like farts. I don't know the difference between Asian soups and farts. Oh yeah. Like that's. Also a COVID thing.

You got complaints about guys? Well, soup and fuck. Soup and body odor are pretty similar. I'm also, all the complaints with guys I'm trying to think of are like, kind of too real. Like, you guys are not good with communication. People who fuck up communication, like you have a real problem.

I do not understand that. Yeah Just tell me what the fuck is going on and I will do my best. Well, there's there's that but there's just like like There's there's a I would say like communications that's used on your end to know I know but I Think I'm in the minority back if I have something I'll just tell you. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, if I, not, I mean, it's not foolproof, but like, I'm pretty open about something that's an easy fix. Yeah. I'm like, yeah, this is, I don't like when you do that.

Yeah. That's a good way to live life. I would say, I also have a work in here. But it's all like crazy, like people just sit there and get mad about it, and they're like, they still do it. It's like, well, you never never told them you don't like it. I feel like your threshold for getting annoyed though, is so much higher than other people's that like I probably get annoyed like a

hundred times more than you do. So some of the things I just don't want to say, cause then I would be talking about how I was annoyed all the time. And you're just so like, you don't get annoyed as often. I feel like. That makes sense. Yeah. I agree with that. I'm, I'm pretty not. When I, when I voice an opinion about being annoyed usually the person's like yeah Pretty rarely is it like why you're fucking that this hammering the wall bothering you Could you fucking knock it off trying to watch the show I

Feel like my theory is Younger siblings some younger sibling you like I was nagged so much by my mom, my sister, everyone. Younger siblings just get nagged. So then I never wanna nag anybody. Because I've been on the other end of it and I don't like it. So then I just kind of bottle it up and then I think that younger siblings

all have worse relationship problems because there's a bottling up-ness and then a explosion that comes later. And that's not a healthy recipe for a relationship I see that I would say I feel the same thing as an older sibling okay well I'm like it's my responsibility to fucking keep the lid on this thing yeah so I gotta it's up to me to fucking not freak out okay next working theory this is kind of an attack on guys, so I do apologize.

I wouldn't say you guys, but a lot of guys I've encountered, I feel like they don't look... Okay, if there is... If they're kind of... Women, like because of periods, you kind of get in the habit of every now and then. Sometimes it's not always the case, but checking yourself. Sometimes you'll be crazy in the case, but checking yourself. Like sometimes you'll be crazy in the moment, but then like a few days later you'll be like,

I was fuckin', that was crazy. I was crazy. So then, so then you kinda get in the habit of like, when you're in a bad mood, you're like, am I hangry right now? Am I on my period? Whatever. And you look within yourself a little bit to like,

be like, is it him or is it me? That, I don't think a lot of people do no that's self-awareness yeah I think it's very good that you do it I do not I don't think most people think at least that's what I've been told because I think I'm similar what I'm like why the fuck do I feel like this yeah I don't think a lot I've been told most people don't ask themselves that mm-hmm yeah I feel like I've been told most people don't ask themselves that Yeah, I feel like I've encountered some guys who was just like they they won't like yell at the other person but they'll start to just like

act weird and and Take it out. Well, I guess yeah take it on on the other person and then it's kind of like well You got to look within yourself. But yeah, maybe it's just a self-awareness thing not yeah, it's a very good trait to have I don't I wouldn't say it's a Widely used or widely held trait But I like agree with both Like I think it is just like a self-awareness thing and like that But I agree that like guys don't like do what you're saying like it's I don't know like I agree

Yeah, I agree with both of you. I you're saying. I don't know. I agree. I agree with both of you, honestly. I was reading the thing the other day that basically men and women have similar cycles, but we do it every day. You do it every month. And I was like, oh, that's kind of interesting. I don't know the terminology, so you guys might have to help me out a little bit here.

But when a guy wakes up, that like how you feel the week after your period where like it's our testosterone is at its highest we feel fresh we feel good to go like blah blah whatever and then I again now I'm gonna get lost because I don't know the other things but like midday is where you guys are ovulating or something like that and then at 4 p.m. 5 p.m. and then like 4 p.m. 5 p.m. is like when we our testosterone starts to dip and that's when you're I guess pre-menstrual and then I when we're tired is when you're menstrual again I don't know if there's any science to this but I was just reading like basically it was like guys do the cycle that

women do every month. They do it every day, which would make sense why like things with you are more highlighted. Like our window is two hours, whereas your window is a week. So it's a lot more noticeable like, oh, in this time of your life or your cycle, you have this mood, whereas you just don't even, you know, you don't always see me between three and five. So you can't be like, oh, between three and five you're always like this.

Do you feel like it's true for you, like the times of day or any of that? I don't, I haven't even compared it to. I don't, you know what I mean? Like I've never experienced what you guys experienced the week after a period. Yeah, I guess. But do you feel like when you first wake up?

Oh yeah, no, in the morning, in the morning your testosterone's pretty high. So like at five p.m., at five p at 5pm do you not want to have sex? Oh yeah, we talked about this fairly recently. We were doing the, what time we on average have sex and it was either like 2am, like my time, the most of my sex in my life has been either 2am or 10am. So my average is probably like 6am.

But do you think that's just because you're busy during the middle part of the day? Yeah, for sure like those are also the two times that you're like asleep a lot Not maybe not asleep. I like in your house. It's like those are also just the times where you're free. Yeah Yeah, it's like the bill burr joke that most shark attacks happen within a hundred feet of the shore He's like well, that's where the people are No, most attacks don't happen in the middle of the Atlantic Ocean, because there's no fucking people there. It's just a numbers thing.

I feel like when I'm on my period, why am I wearing this? When I'm on my period, I'll have like three days of being really horny, but it spikes in the middle of the day, like at 12 Really? Yeah, so I don't I don't know if like other people I know what you mean like I have like the three days But mine's definitely not in the middle of the day. Yeah, you're like this must be what a guy feels like all the fucking time

We I would like to do a test where you guys get on testosterone I'm honestly curious like I would like to see I Have no idea you might be like this fucking rules. You might be like, this fucking rules. Or you might be like, this is the worst thing. Well, this is like really, like I do. I make decisions differently. I like, you know, I move different. Is it Adderall?

I feel like Adderall is what testosterone feels like, kind of. I never liked Adderall. Oh. I don't know. I wasn't, yeah, I wasn't a huge fan of Adderall. I think I like testosterone. You get really confident. Because when I take mine prescribed, yeah, I feel like I can talk to people and I'm like,

this is what I feel like a montage of a guy in a movie going through at his workday is how I feel when I take my Adderall. Yeah, I get that. It's like you're like, you want to get down to the bottom of stuff. Yeah, I kind of feel like Patrick Bateman when I take my Rise of grind mindset Have you ever gotten your to tell testosterone tested never? Like to see where my number we mean Kevin were supposed to do it years ago. I think for Yeah, I've never they we had a bell on recently we were talking about I've never like

Yeah, I've never they we had a bell on recently. We were talking about I've never like Studied myself. No, I'm not against it. So if you guys were like, hey, we're doing a segment We're gonna test our testosterone. I'd be fine, but I wouldn't I don't really care. Yeah, everything works I used to I Told a story on a podcast recently, but don't think it was this show I Hit puberty very late. Yeah. And I was excited when I finally did. Like, I finally I think I think it was my senior year of high school.

Like, I had pubes, like, not even like a bush, but just like, you could see that there was hair growing and like, like the hockey locker kids went nuts. They're like, fire. But I gave people. And it was like, I wasn't like my my side I was a fully grown person but I just still you know I never had hair I just didn't look like someone who'd hit puberty except for my size and and like they're like he's got hair and I was so excited and I had a doctor's appointment you know around then and I I knew he's gonna look at my dick. So I was like So like I just like raw shaved them like probably even have shaving cream or anything just like shaved it and

Went to the doctors. It was like my family doctor at the time And he checked my balls and all that shit. And then as I was laying there still He's giving a pat on my stomach and just went, probably don't need to be shaving yet. Oh my God. And I was like, come on, dude. We just had a party in the locker room over there. Yeah.

I've definitely told this story before, but that reminds me of when I, cause I didn't get my period until I was 17. So I was like about to go to college and I like still haven't got my period. So I like go to the doctor and I was like, hey, like what's going on? Like I still haven't got my period. And she was like, hey, like dropping pants for a second. She's like looking in there and she was like, yep, you're good. You don't have micro penis. And I was like, what? She said that apparently it's really normal to have a hidden micro penis. Like the girls who don't really normal to have a hidden micro penis.

Like the girls who don't have their periods have hidden micro penises. I don't know because it's like, they think it's a clit, but it's actually like a micro penis. Confirmed, I don't have a micro penis. I've said this before. But then she was like, have you, have you, like then I think you just haven't gone through puberty.

And I was like, brother, I just got a boob reduction. Like there's no fucking way. So then she was like- Wait Wait so you had a boob reduction before you had a period? Before I got my period. That's crazy. And then she was like, oh then that means you're about to hit a second period and I was like, oh fuck. Then I did. Then I hit puberty twice. And also, I want to reiterate, no micropenis. Can I ask, the micropenis, is it, obviously it's's not visit like is it inside of people? That's what it seemed to have been I think Does feel like a sponge you're flicking a head around I Think that like also she was kind of saying like some people just don't check

I'm just thinking like I think your g-spot just came in my hand I told my friends a story and like they seriously tell the in front of everyone they go hey Jackie tell tell them about your micro penis No micro penis and they always say that but then what sucks is now people are picturing me with a micro penis It's just like a thought that I don't want people to like don't picture me I can't that kind of Confirms like a theory that me and my friends have is that, you know how, I don't really know what the scientific term is.

It's not your clip, but the labia, the long part in the middle. Basically, everyone starts as a girl in the womb, and then you grow, everyone starts the same when the egg is first fertilized as a girl, whatever, and then you either become a guy or just kind of stay a girl. And so you grow a penis, and so me and my friends did a little experimentation experimentation and I cut I we think that like because some people you know how

they're like the middle thing will be like a lot longer it's like that was gonna be the penis but it didn't quite get there so like people like my girlfriends that are more like I don't know like tomboyish or whatever they're they have like longer ones and I was like I think you guys were gonna be boys, and you just didn't get quite there. Oh, did you look it up, or is that just a theory? I looked it up, there's not much comes up when you're like, is my long labia,

was it going to be a penis? Like, it's not, you can't really find anything, but. That was a funny way to present the theory, like, yeah, I looked it up. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I don't know.

I have 10 girlfriends, and it all kind of lined up. I'm trying to think of mine, because we've all seen. I don't think that that. I don't think that my friends would. I don't know. It's an interesting theory. Well, you have to check the length of all your friends leaving us to do so.

So you can't really know. Measure that out. Yeah, you gotta fucking measuring tape like a tailor. Like some Italian guy. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Yeah. Well get up, take your pants down. Drop them. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

You're like inseam or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Oh my God. You're like inseam or whatever. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Oh my god. That would be so funny, checking your vagina's inseam. You could externally do it. Get you a pair of baggies. Any more grapes you want to, you know?

I'll let them all out. You're all out? Steve, what you got? Well, love them all out. You're all out Steve what you got Love that he thinks we're all lovely I'll try and think of some more you guys have some serious deep issues and like yeah, we definitely do I'm excited to hear him. Do we have any voicemails you would do one more? Getting cold and getting dark My home team's down at least a dozen runs

I've got my son and daughter here They're wearing the away team's gear Their mother bought it cause she's a country music fan Now you'd think I'd be so depressed I'm feeling like today's worthless That I'd be packing it in and saying fuck it But this shit eating grin stamped on my face It didn't get there by mistake

It found its way there in a chicken bucket chicken bucket you are my best friend beautiful and I contend that if anyone disagrees well they can suck it there's nothing I could fantasize much better than some cold ones and some chicken pies. That's all right with a chicken bucket. No way. That's because we talked. That was so good. I think we ended there. That was unbelievable.

That was insane. That's because we talked about the chicken bucket song, right? I would imagine, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was quite a coincidence. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was.

Wait. That was really good. That was great. As I was know. Wait, that was really good. That was great. As I was listening to that, I was like, this is proof of my theory that all you need is a man and a guitar. Anything else is too much noise. This is what you get when you watch

complete unknown 30 times, you become Pete Seeger. But I'm like, anything else is too much. Should we end it that was yeah, no, it's fucking Hit it with oh wait hit him with the outro the outro is Henry Golding sits down with us I'm pretty sure us is me, but Jackie still might Yes Henry Golding interview right now. Henry Golding is the fucking man. I'm doing this part pre-interview, but he's been here before. I really, really like him.

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Uh, we'll put you right there. If you don't mind. This is your first time in this studio, right? Stained couch. Yeah, dude. I honestly, I know I'll admit I've slept on that couch before, the dude we had one time. this is at our old office, it was disgusting. Absolute mess, like stained chair,

and we had Howie Mandel come in. And he's very, yeah, he's really scared as a, and he was very nice and like, you know, dealt with it. But the whole time, I'm just thinking like, oh god, we look like such a fucking idiot. It was actually really sad, And like you know dealt with it. Yeah, but the whole time. I'm just thinking like oh It was actually really sad cuz then he we talked about His it's a little yeah And he was talking about how like his kids are like

He said it's hard for him to talk with his kids because he can feel how his kids His kids can think how disgusting he thinks they like is right.'s a baaarrr. And I was like, oh that is dumb. Judgment from your kids. Yeah. But dude, very excited to have you here. Good to see you again. I haven't seen you in forever. I know. I think last time I saw you, you punched me in the dick.

I did? Yeah. Honestly, I don't know if we ever told you that, because we did something in the green screen room, and then you sack tapped us both. Oh my god. Yeah. And it got us banned on YouTube. No.

Which I was like, that's insane. I think I remember that. There's so much crazy stuff on YouTube. Yeah, well sack tap amongst the boys Come on, let's just friend little like a handshake You're here promoting old guard too Yeah, which I love and I'm so happy that it got a reboot cuz I watched all guard one right way back in 2020 when it First came out and like I think that was right before we accepted that streaming movies are real movies. Right? Like it was. To be honest with you, yeah. You know, when it came out, it came out during COVID.

Yeah. And so we had like, well, they had the most captured audience possible. And so it became like, not only was it a great film, but it became one of the most watched sort of projects to come out of Netflix. It was that and Tiger King, I imagine. It was literally that period. Dude, that movie put me on because early in the movie, I'm a big, I love snacks.

I like to eat snacks. Yeah. I eat like shit. Yeah. And in the first movie, I like snacks and drama, drama, drama, K and drama, and drama key and drama key. Yes. Okay. Oh my God. You're going to touch me on all the names. You know, we shot this a while back. Did you shot this? Um, it must've be two years over two years, two and a half years ago in Rome.

Really? Um, and so it's, it's, you know, we, we had to do sort of, cause we, I think we really wanted to get the story right. And there were so many elements of broadening the story of how these immortals sort of exist and the history, cause they've never really went into it with the first. And so this is really about like delving into who are these guys and where do they come from.

And your kind of too is kind of the keeper of all that. Yeah, no exactly. Yeah, so I've been the nerd in the library right away, the history. And you know, we have the amazing Uma Thurman as well. And it's just like bananas cast. Watching the movie last night, I was like, oh, did you watch it? I was like Uma with a sword, Charlize with kind of a mullet haircut, like we're going awesome. And helicopters. No, it's so, it's like I really, really, really liked it. I think it's awesome. I love these kind of movies, these kind of movies are like, yeah, that means they're awesome. Yeah, which I actually, I got a lot I want to talk to you about Oh, so okay

Let's first you had said something that I that intrigued me where you said it was two years ago And I was watching I was watching this last night and I was kind of just thinking about your catalog Yeah, and I was wondering is there do you have a strategy on like how you select movies or when you select movies? Yeah, you know At this point in time like this past two years, I've been trying to like really just choose some counter programming to what I've done. So, you know, I did like,

I did from a simple favor too, and we brought back the character, and I just wanted to go like throw shit on the wall and just like make him some of this obnoxious, I'm like give him like a great death scene And you know, that's what Paul pulphy did and then you know, we've got this character in Nine perfect strangers who's kind of this really Kind of mental kind of scatty dude kind of mental, kind of scatty dude, and then some really deep projects.

So I've been trying to find like some like huge spectrum of characters. And so that's what stands out to me. It's kind of like, ah yeah, sure, you can do the romantic lead and you always get stuck in the Nick Young of everything with Crazy Ritz. But it's just so fun eating up furniture. When you're in the scene and just like,

well, you know, we got a little twitch going. So yeah, no, it's by choice. It's just trying to find interesting things to do and become. So you're pretty script-based. It's not really who you want to work with or where you want to work for instance There's like oh my god. I'd love to work with deli venue or like, yeah, you know

anybody like who's who's big but sometimes those the the projects, you know, they have somebody in mind or you know, you Never have the pick of the litter unless you're like, well that's what Timothy Chalamet is probably getting every role imaginable right now. You don't have like that? You're not, are you, you're not, you obviously you're not auditioning, but like are you, can you just call someone

and be like yo I want this? You can like send over your interest. Yeah. And I do it frequently, I just like hit up sort of directors that are, I've seen a film. And I'm like, dude, I'm a massive fan. What have you got going on? So even someone in your position?

No, 100%. I think the majority of the big jobs have been gotten just from a direct point of fandom. Because you need to appreciate somebody's work and and so and it's also you can't be afraid of just like Patting somebody on the back and say holy shit. That was great work. Yeah, you know Did you have to get and you saw how everybody turned out for like? something like sinners with Michael B and and Cougar like everybody in the industry was like wow, that was

and Kugler, like everybody in the industry was like, wow, that was awesome. Like, however you guys put that together, it was like brilliant. You have to give flowers. And you know, sometimes something comes from it, sometimes it doesn't, but you start a conversation. Is that one of your favorites of the year? I think it's definitely, like yeah,

I haven't been to the cinema much, just because of kids and you know, it costs an extra like 100 bucks to go watch a movie with a babysitter. So you kind of like you pick your your movies and that was one of them. But I really want to go watch 28 years later. I mean, that one Danny Boyle. I mean, Alex Garland is probably one of the greatest writers that I love sci-fi and his projects that he does are like phenomenal. What was it? What has he done? But oh, he did warfare. He did warfare. He did civil war. Civil war. It's X Machina. Yeah. And then

no, not a he did the original original he wrote the original 28 days later I think that was like one of his his big sort of like that was his big writing This one old guard to 2, and Old Guard in general, they not steal from, but obviously use some kind of lore with the Salem witch trials and witch trials in general. Right, right, right. There's kind of utilizing there. I learned about the witch trials very recently.

Oh, yeah. Do you know how many people died in the witch trials? Isn't it wild? It's like, I don't know how many, like... 19. No, only 19. And five were guys. No way.

I was like, wait, what? That's crazy. I honestly, and obviously, if you're listening to this, Google everything I say. It's such a massive thing. And I was learning about it, and again, I learned about it on Wikipedia. If you have real facts, don't listen to me yeah but I was reading the Wikipedia page because I had to as like a lesson for some dumb thing we do at this company right I had to teach my friend about something right right right and I don't

know I was around Halloween and I just picked the Salem witch trials like a you have to do like a big sort of storyboard yeah school lesson PowerPoint Yeah, and I was filling in and so I googled it and I was reading about it and I was like hang on, 19 people died? That's crazy. I thought you were gonna be like 19,000. Yeah, it's actually very interesting because when we talk about witch trials obviously we we often drop the Salem, right, but it only happened there. It's considered like one of the greatest cases of mass hysteria in the world.

And actually, I'm sorry. It just spread. There was one more, it happened in one town in France and happened in one town in America. And that was the whole thing. And I was like, oh wow, that is, that's not what I expected it to be. But with Old Guard, it makes a little different.

They're actually witches. Right, exactly, yeah, yeah. I mean, just the scene of her being put in the Iron Maiden like in that first movie. Oh my god. And like falling to the bottom of the ocean, and like gasping for air over and over and over again. Could you just, I had sort of like this,

that freaked me out completely. That was really hard to watch. I don't typically. Like she spent like however long, 5,000 years or however long, just drowning. Just drowning. Oh lord. I'm typically pretty good with movies.

I don't get too grossed out. I don't get too scared. I keep a pretty even keel. And watching that scene, I was like, god. Just the idea of it. It's a nightmare. Nightmare. Crazy. I had a question for you where you look, you look very handsome today as you always do.

Thank you. You, like, when you're traveling, are you bringing Henry Golding's clothes or are you getting hooked up? Yeah, no, I have like, I have a little spread of like, things that I put together. Yeah. But I'm actually repping the Bandit, it's a New York company. Oh, no kidding. That I'm really friendly with the boys who started it, but they've got some great stuff.

So once in a while I get some nice things. I saw you on the red carpet at South by Southwest and like, it wasn't an Ascot, it wasn't a Cravat. What was that? Yeah, that was Emporio Mani. They had just a bit of color, man. Yeah, nice pop, dude. You got a little pop of color. You can't be shy. I actually just bought a book that I saw recommended by a celebrity stylist.

I forget who. And it's called The Dictionary of Color Combinations. And it's just two squares of two colors. Yeah. And I kind of just flip through it, and I'm sitting on my couch. And I'm like, oh, those two colors do look nice together. And I try to think about an outfit. You don't have that color wheel where they check which colors

work best for you? I am. You got a bit of red in that beard. Brother, I am translucent. Take that hat off. Let me have a look. OK, that's a little strawberry blonde in there. My colors are not great.

Actually, funny enough, my kid is like ginger really yeah yeah she's like a full redhead no kidding it's crazy beautiful but so yeah so we gotta figure out your your color palette my color palette is I'm very I'm very pink yeah I don't know if you know the comedian miss Pat she's very very funny and she came in here once and she just went the fuck are you pink? No joke New York is just like sweltering right now it this is it's bananas But you know I I was saying today on the show that like We spend so much time inside now that I kind of don't even notice like I go from an uber to an office

To an apartment to uh, that's pretty much like live here. It looks like you guys live here To an apartment to uh, that's pretty much like live here. It looks like you guys live here It's not the best place It's one of those things like we You know when you the idea of it the aesthetic is like yeah We're gonna have like an aesthetic where we kind of don't care and it's a little messy Yeah, and you know, that'll be cool. That'll be cool. And then it kind of piles you're like this is just messy dude And you're like, that'll be cool. That'll be cool. And then it kind of piles.

And you're like, this is just messy, dude. Yeah, just compounding dirt. Yeah. I was reading about you. I was surprised to see that you got your start at ESPN. Yeah, no, that was like one of my first broadcasting gigs. So I did. What were you doing?

It was like a sports. It was like a football magazine show. So we'd round up the the funny funny stuff that would happen over a week. Little did they know I hated football. So I had to like pretend like this entire time I was like, Yeah, I'm really interested in it. But I got to I went to like the World Cup in South Africa with them. I like yeah, they need to bring that back. When is the next one? LA? That's Yeah, LA. Well, no, it's North America. Now. North America. It's here. It's LA.

That's right. Yeah. Mexico City. I think Toronto and Montreal. Like it's everywhere. Let's do some drop shipping. Let's get some food. Let's go. You know, we'll see what those tariffs are like. Yeah, we only get four of them. Let's see what those tariffs are like. Yeah, we only get four of them. No bills anymore. How, what, so did you select a team or were you kind of? No, no, no, to be honest, like I did that for like

maybe like a year and a half, two years. And that was kind of in between travel shows. So that was my only ever like sports gig and I was terrible at it. But I managed to like convince them otherwise. Was that the most acting you've ever done? I mean, I think that was like, I barely pulled that off.

Really? Yeah. I think every time they're like, this guy knows nothing. Wait, and so then you went from, did you go with, I saw you were a hairdresser as well. Yeah, I had a hair stylist as a kid. Oh, that was as a kid. That was pretty years ago.

Yeah, yeah, 16 till like 22. 22 onwards moved to like Asia, did like broadcast, TV shows, stuff like that, travel shows, then news travel stuff. So you were kind of one of those guys who you're like I know I got it, we just don't really know how to use it yet. Well no you know what it was like I think it was just learning on the fly and kind of weirdly like when I moved out to Asia, it was under the premise of I'm gonna do this. I really, this looks hella fun. But I had no idea how I was gonna do it.

And just by chance managed to meet the right people, put myself out there, and changed my mentality of like, oh yeah, no, I'm a hairstylist till like, I'm a presenter. And so it was really like a flip of the switch. Dude, that, that- Which is crazy. I know like the phrase identity has like kind of become a joke or whatever. Like it really matters when you flip like what you are and who you are. Because you know what, your synapses start picking up on certain things, which help strengthen

this idea of this new idea of who you are. Yes. Like, oh, there's an opportunity here. Like, I wouldn't have seen it if I wasn't thinking in this with this frame of mind. So once you kind of like switch it, you start seeing sort of the trail amongst the trees. Yes. You kind of like, oh, maybe I can like, I'll go meet this guy or we'll do this. But you only see it if you like really take that moment with yourself and just be like, you know what? Like, I want to do this. I want to be this.

Yeah. It's like getting a red car and you start seeing more red cars. No, exactly. Yeah. Like they were, no, they were always there. Like it's like getting a red car and you start seeing more red cars. Exactly. They were always there. It's just my brain is more programmed to accept it and see it and all that stuff. But some people find it hard but like I've always been pretty good with just like a strong mental sort of idea of what I want. The ship, sorry, on that traveling, is that where you did the, I just read about this, forgive my pronunciation,

was it the Abena manhood ritual? Oh, the Iban. Iban. Yeah, so I'm from a tribe in Malaysian Borneo called the Iban. Like traditionally, they were like head hunters, they would like Like traditionally they were like head hunters. They would like forest the lands and it was very communal sort of like living and stuff like that. I did a travel show with Discovery Channel where I went and lived with like three or four different tribes in and around Malaysian Surau, like Malaysian Borneo. And how long was that for?

Like how long did you like how long I think I think I was probably Four nights with each tribe or something in the jungles But dude, it was crazy because all the producers and the camera guys would like leave me in the town They were like bye And then I'd go with my camera and I'd go with these these guides and like members of the tribe and I'd have to film Everything so it just gave me a really good idea. So you were like a vlogger. Yep. Essentially. Yeah. For like Discovery Channel. It was like back in the day.

What was, what was the, the ritual like? Like the, the manhood ritual? There was a, you know, there's, there's the ritual of what it was. It was, it's called a bajalaya, bajalaya is essentially like a journey into manhood. So you would essentially go before you turn 18. And it's kind of like a walkabout. So the Aboriginals would call it a walkabout where they would go out into the deserts or they would go out into sort of like Australia

and you kind of connect with your ancestors and you survive off the land and things like that. Did you feel that? Definitely. There was these moments where I'd be in the middle of the night, I'd just be like, whoa, this is like a very strong, powerful feeling. And it was a great challenge and at the end I got this huge this in the culture tattoos play a significant role in identifying a

lot of your journey or identifying like who you are and which tribe you're from and originally it was all like the the bamboo rod from like that tapping like that's where the word tattoo comes from. It's like tap, tap, tap, tap, tap. Oh, really? Yeah, so it was, so I got a massive piece done at the end of this journey. That's it.

Which took like 10 hours, like on my leg here. Like a bamboo stick and pole? Yeah, pretty much that, but like with a bat. Oh. And, you know, the idea of that that that program was to to come full circle go on this journey but then ended at my my my wedding and so it was like this journey before turning into a man. Oh that's really cool. Yeah we shot my wedding in in in Malaysia and it was just like this beautiful journey.

That's really cool. Congratulations. That was a while back. That was like, that was like six months. No, it was like five, five months before crazy rich. Really? Like they, they, yeah. Dude, crazy rich Asians. I don't think we have to talk about it. Is that movie? Is honestly God actually this is, this is a, we've written talk about it. Is that movie is, honestly, God, actually, this is, this is a, we've written a TV show. Oh, no. And these are some of our scripts from one of our episodes.

Crazy Rich Asians is in the script. Oh, nice. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, dude, it became such a cultural reference. It's what, what about it makes us cry so much during it? Cause I'm not a huge cryer. I think the humanity of it all. You think so?

I think it's the perfect storytelling. And just the joy of this exotic view of a place that we don't get to see in media very much, like Asia, but seeing it through this lens. And it's common stories that everybody's sort of like, you know, filial pressure from your parents or your whoever, the person that you're marrying and you know, love conquers all. It's just one of those thematic, like universal themes.

When you get on that plane, every time, I don't know what, like I have a few movies where I'm like, I will cry Independent on some of the independence they Armageddon. Yeah, you know you can throw in like Rudy I don't cry during Rudy but I know everyone says is that that but crazy rich is right there on my list I like that's a guarantee. You know, everybody gets everybody gets it on the the wedding scene Yes, the wedding scene as well when she like, there's that moment between the two characters, I love you. Would you say that, like not even that, but just more broader, what roles do you have, like are you doing where you're like, I'm not even acting? Like that, like you're kind of- I think that definitely was like the closest to-

It's like, I'm just super charismatic. And that was, you charismatic. That's the best role to kick off a career because especially like new to acting, if it was some character piece, it would be like, but that's why John wanted me. Because he saw all these sort of tapes of my travel shows and stuff on YouTube. And then it was like, that's the guy we need. We need somebody who's like a companion,

somebody who you wanna hang out and have a beer with. And just be like, just to hang out with him because he's fun and cool. And that's just you. And so that was, yeah, and so it really helped to get that role. You know, it's hard, yeah. It had to be a genuine like role like that

What what kind of movies do you typically watch like if you're we were just saying the other day on I'm cruising on On an airplane I go straight to the sci-fi actually the sci-fi sci-fi action. No, okay my jam Yeah, I just love it just world building things like that. I watched a rival on a flight recently Oh, yeah, you mentioned there was like some like I saw something on Instagram they had like these rings black black rings like over America or something. It was like smoke rings that looked like the signals from really was it right? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's funny you brought that up. I also on the same flight I watched that on the way back and on the way there I sat next to a guy as this is to Chicago I sat next to a guy who was a physicist. Yeah, he's going to Chicago to go to the Fermi lab and

Look at their collider and see what they're doing with Adams I'm explaining all this to me in great detail and he's a very smart man Obviously, and then he asked what I was doing and I was going to a Barstool trivia competition. And I was like, this guy thinks I'm the dumbest person ever. And then I put on a working man with Jason Statham's new one. And I was like, he definitely thinks I'm dumb. I like the movie, what do you want me to tell you? It's not the highest whatever.

But I say that because two movies that I get pressured to watch a lot Not it's not even pressured. It's I get told like this is a movie that was made for you You will love it, and I know I will but there are two of your movies Oh, no, I'm feeling very vulnerable right now, but I've never seen the gentleman and I've never seen ministry Dude that's awesome. They're on and I've never seen Ministry of Ungentlemanly Warfare. Oh, dude, they're awesome. They're un- I'm the first to like to toot that horn,

is like, that's a great movie. Did you see the series? I haven't seen the series either. Watch the film first then. I think, I don't know what it is about it because I love Guy Ritchie, I'm watching Mobland right now, like I'm a huge Guy Ritchie guy,

but people tell it to me so often that then when I hit play, I feel so much pressure to enjoy it. I know, so often that then when I hit play, I feel so much pressure to enjoy it. I know, I know that feeling. Yeah, no, I totally know that. I'm like, I can't do it right now. I can't do it right now.

And Ministry is like one of the ones that kind of got like, I don't know why it didn't get like a bigger sort of presence. Yeah. But like everybody that comes up to me and has watched it, they're like, dude, that was like one of the best popcorn movies that I've seen like ages is so like fun. It's great cast. It's I now that I told you there's Reacher and Superman. It's crazy. The I'm gonna watch one tonight because I was trying to think during the do ministry

It's just just to ease you ministry. Okay done deal Honestly, that just made it so much easier. Yeah, like it was all of my friends have just been pressuring me press me for Ten years now. Yeah, it's kind of like it's just a in glorious past is with with Guy Ritchie, you know Actually we have the chap in it the German fella but he's in ministry as well well Christoph Waltz no no no no anyway you'll know exactly who it is. What are you doing lately? Like, I don't mean work. I mean, like, what are you up to? What am I doing hanging out? Like, when you're, like, what are you doing?

We just moved to London. You just moved to London? Back to London, yeah. We were in LA for like six years. I did Nine Perfect Strangers in like Munich for six months last year. Really? I was away from home for so long. Have you felt that?

I've heard a lot of talk about the movie industry leaving LA. Oh, completely. Yeah. I mean, I've never filmed in LA. I was there for six years. I've never ever once filmed in LA. California for that matter.

So what is the argument? I did Minnesota for like three weeks. And I did, that's it. Really? Yeah. So is there like what made you wait six years to leave them? I think it was the fact that like if I'm gonna continue with this career and like bringing up kids like I want to be able to get to them. And LA is just the other side of the world. And everybody's like either filming, you know you can film in Toronto,

even Toronto's like a five hour, six hour flight. London's like however long, but a lot of projects are filming in Europe. And I would rather have like a two hour flight on a Friday night and be with my kids for like the weekend and then travel out again Sunday and have some sort of balance because these productions go heavy and like for long as well. Yeah that may I mean it makes sense I didn't realize it was 60 I thought it was a very recent thing like it's just kind of starting but six years

is no shooting in LA. I've never done anything in LA. Are you happy to be home? Like it's just kind of starting but six years. Yeah Never done anything in LA, are you happy to be home? Yeah, it's pretty amazing I'm going for my first time in two weeks to let me know. Yeah, I'll give you I'll give you some recommendations I'm going to Go to Wimbledon. Okay, and then we're only going for a weekend, but Weirdly enough to cover or just just no I'm just going with friend okay yeah I was getting dinner with a friend recently and he was telling me that he's gonna be there Wimbledon yeah he's like I'm gonna be in London for work I didn't check out Wimbledon and I was like maybe I'll

come along and then that weekend was the French Open so I watched that Alcaraz center match that went like yeah that was like fuck it dude I'm coming yeah yeah but only for the weekend but I very oddly saw a clip of John C Oh, dude, yeah, that was so sick. And I texted him, I was like, fuck it, dude, I'm coming. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was awesome. Yeah. That's awesome. Only for the weekend. But I very oddly saw a clip of John C. Riley on a podcast I like called Throwing Fits. And he's wearing this Canadian tuxedo.

Exactly, some insane thing. That is so good. He's so handsome. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's so awesome. He just happened to, in that clip, be talking about his favorite restaurant in London. And I'm wondering if it's good Bob Bob Ricard

Never heard never heard it. Maybe I'm out of the loop. Okay. He I have no idea what's wrong card Yeah, he he the his selling point was every table has a button on it It says press for champagne and you press it and they bring you champagne No, it was it was Bob Bob. Bob Bob Ricard. B-O-B-B-O-B-R-I-C-A-R-G. Really? Yeah. No, I have to find this place because that's insane. It's a Henry Golding seal. Yeah, there you go. No, the food scene's awesome. There's like my personal favorites. Dorian, Notting Hill. Great. One of the best steaks you'll ever ever eat. Dorian? Dorian Notting Hill great the one of the best steaks you'll ever ever eat Dorian Dorian door There's the new ones Lita in

Marlboro That's a that's a dope place to are you are you out and about a lot? Are you like you say? Dinner and a cigar dinner. That's me. Yeah That's my night out. I love that. When did you get into cigars? Quite a while back. Yeah, like, I'm still back in Singapore. So must be at least like, damn, 10 years at least. Really? Yeah, for sure. It's like the one thing I can't do. No? Ah, you're missing out.

I can drink a thousand beers, whatever. You want to go out? We can go out. I'll be out all night, but a cigar will put me in my grave I really I did there was one time smoking it wrong. Yeah, I must be there was one time I was out I was at a friend who is an army veteran Yeah, like a little weekend getaway with some of his friends. So it was him all army guys you're in London though, right like so so let me as I remember this there's there's the There's a guy Edwards So so wacky and so so wacky and or something like that

But he him and his father run this like cigar shop in in in the UK But if you're ever gonna learn how to smoke from somebody that's the place really it's like this this like I think I have to learn Institution as a whole I don't think I know how to smoke cigarettes. I don't think I know how to smoke weed I'm gonna smoke cigars. I think I'm bad at smoking. Yeah It's not great for your health. Yeah, that's I'm doing some sorry interrupted you No, no, no, it was just it was me and like eight army veterans Standing around a fire smoking a cigar, and I just got so sick. And I like, so we're standing around this fire pit

and I'm like, I can't keep smoking this. I will pass out and die. But I can't, it was a snow weekend, so there was nowhere to throw it, because you can see where I threw it. And I was like, all right, just lock in John, like drop it, almost like rugby. I was like, drop it and kick it, right?

Into the fire at the same time. And I like drop it and kick it right into the fire at the same time. And I dropped it, did not kick it into the fire. Every guy who was like the epitome of a man was like you're throwing your cigar away. You should've been like, look at the shooting star. Yeah, yeah. Oh man, so what's up next?

What's going on next? Have a project, next next film shooting in London. In London? There you go. Yeah, it hasn't been announced yet so I don't know if I'll, I won't reveal it. That's alright. We won't waterboard it out of you. Yeah, no, no, no. But like, yeah, it shoots in London so I'll be on home turf. That's gotta be amazing. That'd be awesome, yeah. Gonna see how that balances with sort of the school run

and trying to get to the studio. Yeah, is there a point where you might be like, well, now I wish I was further away because I can't do all of it. Yeah, well, we'll see, we'll see. But no, I mean, I think that's like, that's the whole goal is like having a balance with, you know, some of these jobs,

you're away for two, three months and like you in the middle of nowhere. So to have it in your own backyard is like, that's awesome. Now when you're away for like two, three months, how are you working seven days a week, five days a week? No, usually like five days. You stick to like a five day a week schedule. If you're like running late or sometimes for location, like maybe you have to shoot a Saturday,

but it's Monday to Friday. That's pretty easy. Yeah, I mean, yeah, yeah, yeah. Unless you're on like nights, which is like insane. So I had like, I think the most, the craziest night shoot or shoots that I had was last Christmas. I did this film last Christmas with Pulfig

and Emila Clarke, and we had to shoot in London during Christmas time for the lights and things like that. It was a Christmas movie. But the only way that we could do it was without the crowds and like everybody shopping. So we would have to film, we'd do reverse splits. So we would start at like,

oh my God, we would start at like, um, oh my God, we would start at one in the morning, film nights into daytime shots. And so we would finish at 12 the next afternoon and we do that for like, it was like three weeks of it. It was the most insane. I had no idea where I was. I would wake up for breakfast slash dinner and I'd be like, I gotta go to work. And then you'd have to have a nap

and then wake up again at like 12 midnight to get ready to be on set for one. That's, that's actually, we were talking about it earlier, Danny Boyle, that's, they did 28 weeks later, 28 days later, that scene where Killian Murphy's kind of walking in front of Big Ben and stuff like that. Apparently that was just, they didn't have the budget to close down London, so yeah, it was just like dawn in London. You can't do that now. That's impossible. I mean, I think back then there was less people, but now it's just busy all hours of the day. Thank you for saying that because i was looking

at the pictures and i was like i don't know it looks pretty bright i think there'd be a car yeah right but actually like in in the summer the sun comes up at like i don't know 4 35 5 a.m does it really yeah oh my god so in london i think so i'm not the time. I think I'm some blackout curry. Exactly. What kind of music do you listen to? Kind of music? That's a good question. It's weird. I have this rotation on Spotify of like, one,

I'm terrible at remembering things and names and things like that. So have you heard of the band called The Dip? The Dip, no. I don't know how I got onto them, but that's one of the ones that rings a bell that I can remember that I can be like, hey, Google. Play The Dip.

What kind of music's that? It's kind of like, oh, I'm blanking on the. My dad was saying. uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, uh, Rocky sort of poppy. I don't know. I don't that's yeah, rocky popping But the my dad called me the other day and he was just I don't know why he just had the weird question where He's like, what's the best three song run on an album? I was like, I don't know dude. I'm song run Yeah, I was like, I don't know the name of songs. I hit play and I put my phone in my pocket I don't like it makes me a bad fan and I'm sorry about that. But like, it's not like back in the day. I think for me, answering that question would be Incubus. Incubus?

Morning View. One of the greatest albums ever put together. But the intro into the rest of the music is like, oh, man. It's so good. That's actually not too far off of what I ultimately landed on was Counting Crows, August and Everything After. Oh, yeah. No way. Counting, it's so good. That's actually not too far off of what I ultimately landed on was counting crows August and everything Dude dude the best There was a reason that Adam Duritz dated Jennifer Aniston and Courtney Cox

He had the juice man It's also crazy to think just like not that long ago 15 years ago 20 years ago Just a white guy with dreads was like the biggest star in the world You're like what the hell John Mayer like that guy's John mayer beast. He's awesome. Have you been to the sphere? I know I haven't no I want to Vegas in Vegas. Yeah the Perform they do dead and co so he plays with the Grateful Dead. And he's done some shows there. I didn't bend, but are you a concert guy?

I've been to a few. I haven't recently. When Ray La Montagne first came out, I saw him at the Royal Albert Hall. I did a few festivals back in the day. I think the last one, what did I think the last one was only do the last one My wife went to bring an amazing one Fred again Hollywood Bowl and it was like one of the greatest experiences that she's ever had like right again. It's like amazing He's one of those guys were like I hear about him and I know I think Steve you imagine your

Generation loves him. I hear about him from people your age. Generation. You're definitively a generation younger than me. You're my sister. Yeah. No disrespect, thank you. But I don't know any of his songs. I'm sure he played a song. I'd be like, oh, I know that one. But I couldn't tell you any of his stuff.

Feel good, like dancey stuff, dude. But it's just how technical he is with creating his music. There's like a great Tiny Desk episode where he does, you should watch that, start with that. Start with that one. Before I ministry? Tiny Desk, Fred again. Yeah, no, no, yeah, no, seriously. Like sometimes I just, like I've watched it so many times, but it's just amazing how he compiled and he loops and he extracts from his like daily life like voicemails that his friends have left or like clips of spoken word poetry and then puts it

into like these dance tracks. So that's how it really works. Dude you know I remember seeing the Zac Efron movie remember that one with uh I didn't watch him, but I know that scene. Dude, I just like, let me put something together. Yo, he's got the nail gun out. Oh my god. I remember watching that movie. And I liked it, because it was kind of just like, it's a fun summer movie. And I really enjoyed it.

But I was like, that can't be how DJs make music, right? Like, with a nail gun? Yeah. I guess it is to an extent. Lastly, before we let you go, I want to do one thing. I've never done this before. Yeah, I'm gonna give you whoa Yeah money. Yep. No. Yep from what I'm giving you $100

Well, and here's the deal next you have to give it to somebody right can't break it up You have to give them $100. Okay, it can be to a homeless person. It can be to your friend It can be to someone who's getting ice cream, right? Right, whatever and then just next time we talk I want to hear about it. Oh Are you sure? Yeah, I'm sure. What if I want to give it to you? No Okay, but you're gonna now you're now document it yeah Now document it. Yeah, the rest of the thing. And we'll open that, that's the, yeah. Well, I'll find a way.

No, you don't need to document it. Yeah, just tell me next time we see each other. I'll stretch it to make it a really good story. I'll find the most elaborate way to make this hundred dollars go the distance. I was reading a story, you know the writer David Sedaris? And he's a writer who I very much like, very, very funny.

He's like humorous. He's in like the New Yorker a lot and stuff like that that And I was reading a story about him. He lives in England and he had gotten dropped off by a cab and the cabbie gave him 50 bucks and He was like he's like hey, yeah, just give it to someone today and I just I remember reading like that It's just so fucking cool man. Okay, and I I happen to have $100 on me today. So I'm doing it with you I'll do a deal when you're in London. We'll go for a beer and I'll tell you the story. Okay You're in two weeks time. I will be there July 11th to 14th. Okay I'll have a story by then. We'll grab a beer that worked out way better than I thought

Pine I think they call it That sounds like a good dude. Thanks, gentlemen. Henry, thank you so much for being here. I appreciate it, brother. Great talking to you. Enjoy ministry tonight. Yes, I will.

You better. That's what I'll tell you about in London. I'll tell you about ministry. You tell me about that. That's a deal. Go watch Wobble Guard 2. It is out now. It's raining at the ballpark.

It's getting cold and getting dark. My home team's down at least a dozen runs I've got my son and daughter here They're wearing the away team's gear Their mother bought it cause she's a country music fan Now you'd think I'd be so depressed I'm feeling like today's worthless That I'd be packing it in and saying fuck it But this shit eating grin stamped on my face It didn't get there by mistake It found its way there in a chicken bucket

Chicken bucket you were my best friend. You're beautiful and I contend that if anyone disagrees, well, they can suck it. There's nothing I could fantasize much better than some cold ones and some chicken thighs. Life's all right with a chicken bucket.