KFC Radio - How Jackie Became a Barstool Sports Intern for KFC Radio

Episode Date: June 10, 2021

Subscribe, Rate, Share, and leave a review! -Feits keeps making bird/pterodactyl noises… we don’t know what’s going on with him ⁃Buying gifts for guys really shouldn’t be that hard ⁃For better or for worse, or for….. lunch? ⁃Sparky fixed our air conditioning and now may become KFC’s agent (or just his hype man) ⁃The new interns need to be knocked down a peg, but also Feits feels inferior to them ⁃How Jackie got a job at KFC Radio and how you can too ⁃Feits isn’t doing hot food anymore ⁃Am I the Asshole ⁃Voicemails Subscribe on youtube: barstool.link/KFCRADIO Let us know what you think on twitter: @KFCRadio @KFCBarstool @feitsbarstool @nickhammy5 @JNics415 @Joshua__DMYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Ladies and gentlemen, I now need to introduce to you the greatest show of all time. What are you laughing at? I was arguing about why social media is important. I also think about for 20 minutes last night, I laughed at a tweet that said, if you ever reverse the shit,

go ahead and put that rainbow flag in your bio, playboy. Are you ready for that? Are you ready for this. I'm ready for this. I'll be rolling. It's another episode of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. It's Clancy and Fido. You have been making noises, bro. Like, I know you lost your voice,

and you've been generally unhealthy for the past, like, 10 to 15 days. I thought you were going to say years. Well, that, yeah. Generally unhealthy for the last 15 years. Like, super unhealthy for the last, like, 10 to 15 days. But there's just a... I accidentally, like... What?

I just rested my throat on the microphone, and it just kind of hit my gag reflex. It almost, like, oh, boy. Buddy's got the giggles today, man. It's almost like what, John? Continue. Go ahead. What were you going to say there?

What were you going to say, John? John, John? Continue. Go ahead. What were you going to say there? What were you going to say, John? John? John? All right. All right. Yeah. When you can kind of feel your penis do, when you put your finger in a butt, you can feel it like the other way. Oh, yeah.

You know? Yeah, you felt that. I felt it. I was like, I'm like hitting it, but it's just not hitting it. You know what I mean? You know exactly what I mean. Stop pretending you don't know what I mean.

I mean, I know what you're talking about when you put your finger in, but I don't quite get the, I mean, I get it. Yeah, you get it. Yeah, you get it. For a split second, I thought you were talking about you putting a finger in your ass and feeling your dick and i was like you go deep

you put a finger in huh oh that's not what i meant but it is like and obviously i have a bit of an exaggerated gag reflex mine's a little bigger yeah we know so we can get that on this fucking gets a little draw out of me. But anyway, about my noises, Grinnell, the Uber, it was like a two and a half hour Uber out to Aparelli's for game six, five. Grinnell just woke me up, not even mad, just to tell me, dude, you make wild noises. Wild noises. How about you? And then he's like, we can go back to bed.

I just wanted you to know. Just give you an update. How about you at We can go back to bed. I just wanted you to know. Just give you an update. How about you at Apparelli's? I mean, it sounds legitimately like when they filmed Jurassic Park, Steven Spielberg said, we actually had to make up our own noises because technically nobody knows what dinosaurs

sounded like, so they would mix like an elephant making a noise with a tiger growling and a lion yelling that sounds like that like you could have been uh you could be the the new voiceover for the new pterodactyl in jurassic park because you do put your hands out too i really think you think you're a bird of some sort kevin i don't know what i am no nobody does nobody knows yo speaking of birds you wanna hear some funny shit yeah my uh well i think it's funny i'm sure there's gonna be some bird people out there who don't agree with me my sister had a this little bird family make a nest on top of her air conditioner window unit and she sat on these eggs

for however fucking long it takes to make some eggs the bird yeah yeah not my sister and she sat on these eggs for however fucking long it takes to make some eggs the bird yeah yeah not my sister and she would like take pictures and update it and post on her instagram and talk about the mama bird and watching the eggs and then uh then the eggs hatched and then like those then like i guess they did like another round long story short there was like a couple fucking babies born and my sister loved it and then there was another another set and a fucking crow came in the other day one of the babies had hatched and he swooped in and fucking took the took the baby away and my sister was saw it she was like watching at the time horrified and then as as the crow or whatever flew away the other one just started pecking through and he started the hatch.

Whooped in and took the other fucking one with him. My sister was in tears. Balling. She's like, my birds. My birds are gone. Circle of fucking life, baby. How confused must that bird be? Like, does that bird just think that's what life is?

Yeah, I'm born for one second, and then, wha! You gone! It just flew, and then it just, I imagine, got eaten. You know what? You know what I call that bird? Lucky. That bird's lucky. You think that bird just thinks that's what life is?

He was like, the whole flight up, he's like, this is what it's all about? This is the hullabaloo? I fucking fought through an eggshell for this? 30 seconds of life, a quick drop to the ground, and then a fucking crow pecks at my intestines once I split open. Birds are the fucking... Are you a bird guy? Clem, these guys are all, like, bird-watching and shit. I mean, your dad's got the binoculars.

Not yet. And we keep a secret. Did we talk about that on the air? Yeah. Yeah, yeah. But it's just he doesn't have it. That was part of my rebrand for Father's Day, but it sounds like that's something your dad actually wanted.

You know? Right? I hope so. Oh, wait. Did you make this up? What? You know he likes birds. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

So I hope you want a binocular. Yeah, I don't know. He didn't ask for binoculars. You know what Jackie gets her dad? Drones. Year after year, just keeps getting him drones. And he's like, I don't even like drones. And she knows that, and she keeps just getting it

what is your dad gonna kill Morgan Freeman yeah like what is your what could a normal ass dad need a drone for there's an angel has fallen reference about seven people got it

that's a great that's a great like when birds no it's not it's drones yeah good guess

why does he need so many drones does he break it you yourself said it's not well I know but it's like he likes like gadgety things and so we were

there was like and then there was one time where we strayed away from that and then we got him my sister got him this tie clip without running it by me I mean like that's insane in what world would a tie clip be a good gift that's exactly what I said oh I disagree if you're I mean if your

dad's a guy who wears a suit and tie to work every day he's never worn a tie clip in his entire life. But does he wear a suit and tie? So then she, what? Does he wear a suit and tie? No, he doesn't. But even still,

I mean, you might like it, but like 99% of guys are going to be like, thanks for wearing like a tie clip. It was $100 too. And like, it wasn't like that. This notion, because on the Kevin Clancy show, I rebranded Father's Day and part of it was the gift giving. When girls And like, it's just, it wasn't this, this notion. Cause on the Kevin Clancy show,

I rebranded father's day. And part of it was the gift giving when girls were like, guys are so hard to shop for. And it's like, it's the total fucking opposite. Girls are impossible shopper. We can't, cause you can't really buy their clothes for them.

You can't really buy like, you know, sizing and all that shit and high heels. You don't know how high to go and the right size for that and shit. So like, we know what girls like, but it's hard to get like the gifts where guys it's like you know our hobbies you know the brands we like you know the shit we like like we you can get us if you know anything about us at all i think we're very

easy to shop for i i'm hard to shop for i think because you dress like a lady because you're you're you're adam feidelberg it's like buying gifts for a chick. But I also just don't care. I truly don't care. That's the other side of it. But that's why people don't really try. Because guys inherently will be like, oh, all right, cool. Thanks for the tie clip. No, but hounds just don't even get me things anymore.

Oh, wow. They've just given up. My mom told me, I think about four years ago, my mom started being like, unless you tell me what you want, I'm not doing anything. And I was like, I'm fine. I'm good. I haven't gotten a gift. I don't think I've ever gotten a gift from my girlfriend once ever. We've been together for like four years.

It's a lot of holidays. She just doesn't even try. I don't think I've ever gotten, I don't think ever. No, she got me a decanter once, which is a good one. And then I think she just was like,

I'm going out on top. She can stand for that. Cause I was going to say like, there you go. Like next gift, you can get a set of like rocks glasses and then you get the cart to go with it

all these things and now she just stopped actually my mom actually probably the last gift both the women in my life have gotten me was a decanter and they both stopped after

that's why my mom got me a decanter my girlfriend got me a decanter no gifts now I ultimately don't care and again that's probably why people know that.

But it's like, well, why do they just stop? It's bullshit. You know what I mean? It's fucking bullshit. Maybe if we started to get nice gifts, we would be like, oh, I look forward to the holiday. Right. Maybe we wouldn't just be like angry, bitter pieces of shit. Like, whatever, man.

Get me a gift or don't. I'm almost dead anyway. You know? Maybe we would. Are you going to jar me on that one? I see you're shaking your head over that. No, you didn't say it. You didn't say it.

I didn't say it. That was just like probably a crow. That's just a fact. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, it's – and also, like, you can always – the fallback, you can always just get booze. Yeah. You know what I mean?

Get booze and a decanter? Go get your man a bottle of New Amsterdam vodka, and he's happy. Get him a decanter, a rocks glass, some paraphernalia for drinking, and a bottle of New Amsterdam vodka. And it's like bingo, bango, bongo. Now I can get drunk, and I'm happy. New Amsterdam vodka is the best cocktail vodka on the planet. It's the best vodka to do anything.

You want to drink it straight. You want to do anything. You want to drink it straight. You want to do shots. You want to make cocktails with it. We used it for the Barstool Sports Summer Cocktail Competition, which is going on right now. The first few episodes are out, where me and Feidelberg were Team KFC Radio. There was Team Chicago, Team PMT, Team Chicks, Team Foreplay.

All this shit, all these teams were put together to, I just like automatically said all this shit. I was just like, I don't know, all this shit All these teams Were put together to I just like Automatically said All this shit I was just like I don't know All this shit That I'm talking about

There's a bunch of shit Just shit happening We all made our own cocktails With the drafty ingredients And tried to make That's what you meant The bunch of Yeah there was a bunch of shit

There was a whole bunch of shit Yeah the ingredients Were like random things Down to like All your classic cocktail mixers So we all had to try to make The best cocktail possible So you can go watch that now.

But any cocktail made with New Amsterdam is going to be good to go. So check out your local liquor store and pick up the new summer co-branded New Amsterdam Barstool Sports bottle. It's like a commemorative bottle with the red, white, and blue. It looks very cool. Get one of those for your dad. Yeah, get some Barstool merch and a Barstool bottle.

Get one now give it to him once it's sold out and then it's like for his birthday for christmas whatever exactly holy shouts your hands on one of these no i didn't buy them on ebay or stock x or anywhere i just i planned the og i planned for a gift imagine that new york sedan vodka the official vodka of Barstool Sports. Oh, you want to know? You want to know? Oh, baby. I'm so happy. I just have things out of my pocket.

Every time I take my wallet out in front of my girlfriend, I make it a point to say, boy, I need a new wallet. I have given her two years. Look at that thing. Look at that thing. Cards just fall out of every possible hole. That looks like an old pair of underwear that you just wrap

your cards up with. One day she's going to want to get me a gift. Every single time I've taken this out, I've said, boy, I could really use a new wallet. Literally. At least two years I've been doing it. They do not care.

They absolutely do not care. I'm going to go get you a gift, man. Intentionally. I'm going to get you a wallet. No, I can't. I'm fucking pot committed now. Yeah, you got to wait until she does it. Both card holes.

It comes out of just both ways. I'll tell you what. Basically, every time I use a card, one falls on the ground. And somehow for two years, I remembered to pick that card holes. It comes out of just both ways. I'll tell you what, basically every time I use a card, one falls on the ground. And somehow for two years, I remembered to pick that card up. One day I will not. My identity will be stolen. My wallet will be useless.

And it's all our fault. Dude, one day, it'll be like your fucking wedding gift one day. It'll be like your 50th anniversary is a leather wallet finally oh dude you want to hear a great line uh i was talking to my lawyer the other day and uh i was asking him we're going through this real estate shit so i reached back out to him and and so we're just talking i was like so was that all like a joke about pandemic and divorces or like

is it the real deal like did it really like skyrocket and he's like oh baby like business is booming and i was like yeah and that was kind of like the joke but like for real huh and he was like oh yeah i can confirm and he goes and this my lawyer he he does like tv appearances and stuff he's on like the steve harvey show and writes books and rachel ray so he's like kind of an entertainer guy too so he's with it and he the line he's been like peddling and he was like feel free to use this and it's like kind of an entertainer guy too. So he's with it. And the line he's been like peddling. And he was like, feel free to use this. And I was like, no, I'll give you credit for it. He goes – he said – how do you word it?

He was like, they tell – he's like, what I'm telling everybody now is marriage weddings are for better or worse but not for lunch. And he's like, you can't handle handle like marriages can't last the daytime like you see like they agreed for better or to death you part but not to have lunch together because during the day you see them in the morning you see them at night it's all good but if you have to exist with your spouse in between that nine to five doesn't work that makes sense i mean it makes a lot of very much sense in in regard he was saying he was telling me that the main issue, there's two main issues that people were getting laid off and like the wife would become the breadwinner. And that like, you know, people freak out about that. And also when it was like, OK, Zoom school is today.

Which parent is going to like sit down with the kid and help? And it was like, like well my job's more important so i i'll gonna work oh i make more money so you gotta do it and it's just like crashing blowing up like couples just cannot coexist during the work day see i i get that and i think even i think it's even simpler than that but then yeah so that was like the literal sense then i think it's just like wait a minute it's like you were too much like you had recess yes and then recess got taken away. Yes, exactly.

It's like, oh, now we're just in school all the time. I mean, I remember my dad being like, he was, I've said this many times before. The day that you look forward to work to get away from home is when there's problems. You know? And then also, there's a point where there's not problems, but if you're like drowning in newborns and diapers you're like i gotta get the fuck out of here and i remember my dad always being like i gotta get back to work like the end of a vacation he'd be like yes like putting his suit and tie back on like let's go and i was always like damn this dude loves to go to work like oh my god and then you get older and you're like i get it you didn't love work he

didn't like me exactly it's not what i do love it's what i don't love and he doesn't love work. He didn't like me. Exactly. It's not what I do love. It's what I don't love. And he doesn't love me. But yeah, like when you – that like little break that you have like built in that you expect. Like, all right, I got to get the fuck out of here. And then that's just – But the break can take it away. It's hard. Yeah. It's real hard.

Like sitting – that's like a great like TV pilot almost. Like a couple – like you want to eat lunch together? I guess so. I guess. What do you even eat for lunch? And then even think about it. I've never even seen you eat lunch. You want a tuna fish sandwich?

Do you eat lunch? Yeah. It's fucking funny. That's fucking great I didn't even know you had lunch honey And then you're in a fight over it Of course I love lunch What do you mean

Man that is It's a bleak bleak life out there So The It's summertime here at Barstool Oh officially by the way The air conditioning is Fixed In the room.

Very nice. Like, literally a lifesaver. Because, first of all, I mean, as I said, I was going to die. Second of all, I was really prepared to pour water on my head every single episode. And I look like Jerry Steinfeld with the low-flow showers once I pour water on my hair. So I was like, this is going to be terrible for my on-camera appearance if I got to do the low-flow hair again. But my man Sparky, literally,

that's his name, Sparky, the AC HVAC man, shout out to Lana Rhodes. Did you see the clip of her saying that on Answer the Event? Like, if we ever break up, I'm dating a fucking HVAC worker. Lana Rhodes' go-to is she knows one fucking, Lana Rhodes knows one-to is she knows one fucking... Lana Rhodes

knows one blue-collar job. And she just keeps going to it. She knows, like, gangsters and celebrities and nothing in between. So Sparky comes in and... She thinks it means hammers and vacuums and computers,

though. What's very funny right there, I don't know if people picked up on this because it's a very subtle thing, but the way you were laughing, I could tell you were going to say something, and I know you were trying to come up with words. So I was waiting, you were laughing, and I was like, okay, say it. But you weren't, and I was like, what's going on? And it's because you were trying to come up with things that started with HVAC. I was like, what is the fucking –

Cameras, vacuums, and computers. She's like, she thinks HVAC just means blue collar. She thinks it's a word like HVACK. You know, HVAC is not even a fucking – It's just all the blue collar professions. HVACs. So – I think that covers them all

that's pretty much it that's about everything right there hammers, vacuums, and computers I really struggled to get that C I didn't know I didn't know

I was like boy I think I was thinking cars cars probably would have been cars would have definitely worked but I like computers better but Sparky comes in and he's like

I'm here to fix the air conditioning and I was like thank god I could kiss you on'm here to fix the air conditioning and i was like thank god i was like i could kiss you on the fucking lips and i explained to him i was like i think the problem is that certain places are patchy and it gets hot and cold and my studio is super hot so i go turn down the ac and then people over here end up too cold and he goes fuck him i was like what he's like you forget about that. You're important. It's you guys with the studios that matter. And I was like, fuck yeah, Sparky. I need you to be my agent.

I'm the delin. It's Sparky rolling in there. He had like, he didn't even have a mask on. He had like his shirt up. And he was just like, you're what matters. I need you walking into Erica's office like, give this man a raise. I'm Sparky. I'm here to represent Kevin Clancy in his latest negotiation.

He needs air conditioning and a 50% raise. I was like, yeah, man. I get it. Sparky, I get it. Seriously, Sparky. You're going somewhere looking like a Midwestern, not Midwestern, a Western bank robber. Yeah. People are fucking listening, man.

Write that script. Write that one down. Sparky represents me in business negotiations. So air conditioning is all good, but it is summer here at Barstool, which means it's intern season. And it's a weird dynamic right now because so the Barstool office is a motherfucking free-for-all right now because Dave is the quote-unquote director of content, and he usually is the one in the office who will like scare these people and yell at these people but he's gone now and he

has not really like passed the torch so to speak on to someone else like it's like he told me or dan or you or somebody to be like you gotta control like the intern i don't want that responsibility but there was nobody to tell the new hires the young people and the interns like usually they would scare the fuck out of these people by now so that they just shut the fuck up you know right now they're all hanging out at the bar they're having a good time they're the loudest people in the office they're they're doing whatever they want whenever they want and it's like i'm not gonna say anything i'm not gonna say anything i'm not gonna say anything so don't be saying anything dave finally caught wind of them though and just absolutely started roasting them on the dave portnoy podcast i guess and they each made tiktoks um that i think we think are absolutely unbearable

and i would imagine the general consensus from all demographics that these TikToks suck. But I really think kids just document their day. All of them were just like, here's footage of us walking to the office and here's footage of us eating our lunch. That's what TikTok is? I don't know.

Maybe these guys are particularly bad at it, but it seems like they all were like, here's my fit, here's what TikTok is? I don't know Maybe these guys are particularly bad at it But it seems like they all were like Here's my fit Here's what I'm doing One of them just had on like It was hard to take his t-shirt off a fucking clothes hanger That was insane He said the hanger's not cooperating

He said It was like nervous Hanger wasn't great I mean I guess like But that's what I mean It was like Or maybe everybody thinks those are bad I don't know

I mean he himself was like He's like I've made about like 10 TikToks in my whole life uh I'm retiring I'm I'm done so maybe he just thinks you know it he knows he sucks at it but I think this is the first time that uh Barstool in my mind is now officially like uh just a big media company, and there are interns who just want a job at the company. Even our last round of interns were morons who stuck out. Excuse me? No, you are. First of all, you're not an intern, but you are a moron.

So, yeah. I did a Google challenge with Jackie because she is the slowest googler since tommy smokes like the worst googler of all time no i just am nervous yeah well that makes you bad at it so that's why we're working on it and so i i timed her i was like i need you to get me the pronunciation of this guy's name go and it took like a minute and 10 seconds. It was way too long. Just imagine just sitting there for a solid 70 seconds

while someone's just like... And then it turned out like if you just type the guy's name and a pronunciation, if she just scrolled down like one thing, it was his tweet that said, here's how to pronounce my name. So anyway, you're a moron. You're missing the part where I got you like a YouTube video that said his first name and last name verbally.

Right, but you can't trust that. Have you ever used those before? Oh, I have. Where it's actually a white background? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I trust those. And first of all,

it's like, it should just be a two second video and they make it like 20 seconds. Have you seen that? We're like, today we are going to be telling you how to pronounce the name.

It's like, just fucking say the name. But she started, her argument started to be like, well, I got you. I confirmed that his last name was pronounced that way. And it was like, his last name was never in question. But she was trying to throw that in the mix. Who were you talking about?

It was Tyron Woodley, who is fighting Jake Paul. I wasn't sure if it was Tyrone or Tyron. And his video was like, his tweet was like, I'm not Tyrone, I'm Tyron. She was like, but it was Woodley. I was like, I never didn't think it was Woodley. But so that's my point to prove that you're a moron. I'm going to get like a dyslexia

or processing issue like diagnosis. No, no, no. That's such a stretch. Dyslexia Twitter is going to come for that answer. No, no. It's going to be for that answer. No, no. Okay, we'll get that out. It's going to be hard to understand them. Yeah, dyslexia Twitter is coming for that answer.

You weren't, like, part of that. Like, Nick just found you on the sly. That's always kind of been KC Radio. Like, we've never – I don't think we've ever taken – but I guess Zach was in that last crew. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Dukes is, like, a is like a perfect dumb moron. You know what I mean? Like there was always – you know, Glennie was an intern.

People with these like weird bird, weird one-of-a-kind. And they came in and everybody knew to – you said you were like I was fucking terrified, right? Josh was like I never spoke to anybody until I was – until they spoke to me. I sat at Jack McCarthy's desk and didn't talk to anybody. My first day, Jack, I got lunch, and I just sat at his desk, and I didn't eat my whole entire first day. I just sat there. Hank didn't eat for the week, right?

Hank didn't eat for a few days. Hank didn't eat for days. Hank asked, what time do you guys eat here? Dave's like, what are you talking about? Eat whenever you want. It's lunchtime. It's like the joke i didn't know you eat lunch man uh nick you said that you didn't know if snacks were for everybody so he just never had any snacks in the office yeah i just which that's a good move i don't think you should roll

in and start like the other day actually that this fits perfectly there was a boatload of milanos you see that yeah and i finished up late and i was like oh i'm gonna go over and have some milanos and i specifically thought to myself there was so many milanos that like there will be leftovers gone and i realized it's because there's fucking like 12 extra mouths so we're just scavenging cultures yeah they're packing they're taking them home so uh nick comes up to me and nick's nick tarani he's like he's like i got a fucking bladder infection because I didn't piss for three weeks everybody came in here absolutely

afraid these guys are coming in like they own the goddamn joint and I think it's just that it's finally like we're getting too old they're so much younger their generation is kind of different but the company itself has changed to the point that like Dave's not here to fucking put you on blast or turn you into a fucking give you a

nickname like break you mentally the girls are also very type a too so they're like they're doing like like hannah like meets someone every single five fucking minutes and like it's just ready to go all the time like which is probably a good thing but i think you need a little bit of a medium somewhere in the middle you know it's like i mean they might be well i don't think we know definitively they're not weird yet well they could be weird they could definitely be weird they're definitely i mean i i think someone was saying that like dave was interviewing one of them and the guy's like yeah i don't even know what Varsal is. See, that's what I kind of mean. Maybe that didn't happen.

That's actually what it is. I did overhear that. I don't know that it's factual, but I heard it. I could see that we've gotten to a point where people, like when I got my job at Deloitte, I was like, I don't know what the fuck this is, but I know the name. It's a good company. Yeah, right. So it's like if you're looking to be in media.

It's not like why do you want to work for this company. It's like, well, because it's a big company. I just knew it was a good job. I knew the guy who works here makes $100 million, so I want to do that one day. That's kind of the point. I think everybody else coming in knew the history, knew like, oh, I don't talk to that guy, or like, oh, that guy's crazy, or whatever. Now it's just like, I don't know. I'm in college.

I want to work in media, and I got the job here. It's a media company and that's i mean on the one hand it's probably better that we don't have um crops of teenagers coming in and we immediately give them like anxiety issues and scare them scare them to death for like three straight months during the summer but i think a healthy in between is is where you need to be in all in all we might be there we just i don't i don't think think we've had enough of a chance to. I don't even. Do we have Ori?

When would I have met these people? At any point? No. Erica met them all on her podcast. She was like, I don't even know you yet. Like, welcome to the show. So, yeah, I don't think we would have had like a meet and greet. And that's, you know, what we always say is like the best thing about Barstool and the worst thing about barstool is they don't tell you what to do they just fucking say go do it

so when you're a 19 year old kid it's like uh but like theoretically do it i should go introduce myself yes definitely and i won't but because i don't think i i bet they'd be like why the fuck is final word talking to me well here's the thing so here's the problem. That is a staggering lack of self-esteem. And that comes from you working here for a decade plus when it was like when your self-worth was absolutely chopped off at the knees. Dude, I remember always reading articles. and Dave berated you and the internet broke you down so much that now, as a 30-plus-year-old man, you don't have enough self-worth to think that the teenagers would know or take an interest in you. Correct. And that is the cycle I want to preserve.

I want that to continue because I think that's the way we should do business here. It's not just Barstool. It's also reading so many articles on Tom Brady where everyone is always like, Tom Brady was the first one to introduce himself to someone i'm like well i'm not tom brady so like why would it like why would someone think that like why would someone care if i talked to them do you know how much more like successful and probably happy we'd be if we had self-esteem like every time we were by the way for i guess people who maybe would be interested in this

we're we're putting together live shows again and i every time i'm like i cannot believe anybody wants to see this rather than being like fuck yeah we're gonna sell this out and then we're gonna go to the next one and sell that out we're gonna go across the i'm gonna go fucking howard dean on instead i'm like oh like you think people will pay five dollars for a ticket because we are are just absolutely we said the interns do the show for us you guys are probably funnier than us anyway i mean it's it's i think that all jobs should have i think you like when every year around this time there's the whole like unpaid intern

fight, you know. And that goes like viral on the internet how it's like, you know, not ethical and all that shit. But I also like think that like there's as long as you're not like working like 60 hour weeks and all that kind of shit. They're paid too,

aren't they? Yeah, these guys are paid. And I ultimately think that is the way to do it. I do think it's basically slave labor. If you don't pay people, that's fucked up. But I don't know. I also think there's something to being an unpaid intern, being lowest on the totem pole, kind of being a little bit afraid, learning when and when not to talk and interrupt. I think you can do that and still afford to buy dinner. Sure. to talk and i think you can do that still afford to buy dinner sure no i think you can you can like but again like if it's a mom and pop shop and it's

an unpaid internship that's probably one thing but like yeah when it's like a multi-billion you heard of reverse internships you gotta pay them you paid them it's like i forget exactly what it's called but it was like it was listed as like, you pay $15 an hour for the experience. See that, that's some good branding, I think. It's like. Because that company's like, we're so fucking awesome, you should pay to be a part of us. If they can pull that off, I think that's pretty cool. It's insane.

It's fucking nuts. It's reverse something. Would you, would you, could you think of like a company or an experience you would do that for? Me? The reverse financed internship. Yeah. It finally happened, recruitment Twitter. What is that tweet?

What is that picture? This guy being excited that he got to. Note, this is a reverse financed internship. You will pay $15 an hour to work here. God bless America. I think this is like, this is revolutionary, man. It is. You pay us.

If you can sell that. Amazing. If you can sell that, just sell your company tomorrow. For sure. It's gotta be reached. That is amazing. We probably could do that here. But the thing is, everyone who would pay would be such an asshole.

We'd be like, I don't fucking want you working here. If you showed up to Barstool, first of all, it would be like your mom and dad paying it. But anybody who was like, I want to work here, I'll pay you for it, I hate you. Yeah, exactly. Like when people are like, I'll do anything. I'll like fucking lick the toilets. It's like, oh, you have – no, I don't like you at all. I would have done it.

You have less self-worth than me. I would have done it. How about this? I can't like you at all. I would have done it. You have less self-worth than me. I would have done it. How about this? I can't tell if this is real or not. I want you to tell me what your vibe is on this. The job interview still tells why we should take your money. Yeah, it's incredible. So Katie Statz was tasked with running the Indy 500 Machine Gun Kelly party guest list.

Yes. And we were trying to find – I guess it was almost like tell us why you deserve a ticket sort of thing. So trying to find the best and funniest and most worthy, if you will, people to show up to our party. And this guy emails Katie. Didn't know it was Katie. Oh, I know this one. You know this one? Yeah, I probably read it.

Do you think it's real? There is a line at the end that I like. We'll pose's real? There is a line at the end that I like. We'll pose the question. There's a line at the end that I actually think is funny. He actually, so this is what I think it's going to be. It is bad, and it gets worse, and it gets worse, and then the line at the end is so good, I think he ropes me back into being pro this guy.

My name is John. I'll give you a fake name. John, I'm coming to, okay. I got to, like, deliver this, right? I got to do him justice. My name is John, and I give you a fake name. John. I'm coming to... Okay. I gotta like deliver this, right? I gotta do him justice. My name is John and I'm coming to this party to fuck. I'm four for four with Sports Illustrated models. I'm six four and extremely chiseled.

I rep 285 by six and I'm ready to fuck somebody's bitch. I have 81,000 on TikTok for TikTok. I have 81,000 on TikTok for TikTok before Toonie Tooturnt even had a smartphone. Smartphone is the only word I understood in that sentence. I get it now, though. Toonie Tooturnt. Okay. I have 81,000 on TikTok for TikTok before Toonie Tooturnt even had a smartphone.

I want my face to melt at the Indy 500. Not the Indy 500. The Indy 500. Let a dude know. Credentials. Number one Indiana University frat legend beast. Eight times snake pit attendee. Candy flipped three years in a row at hard summer.

Jedi flipped twice at snow globe. I don't know what any of these things mean. Five times COVID negative. Drank with Mark Cuban twice. And beat Post Malone and pong four times shotgun four four locos back to back to back to back to back in conclusion i like my women how i like my milk white wet and two percent fat so let's do it unbelievable It's so bad. It's so bad.

Jedi Flipping is mixing shrooms, acid, and molly. Whoa. So as I read this and as I say it, I think this guy was putting on like a stereotype, right? By the way, I've always heard. It's real? I don't know anything what he was fucking saying. There's no way you could know any of that stuff Unless you're that guy You're that guy

You almost have to have That experience Just do me a favor Google real quick How do I sound like a douche bag Yeah And see if these things pop up See if those things pop up

Yeah Cause that's the only way You could do it I've always heard the opposite Like I like my women Like I like my coffee Like strong and black This is the opposite

Yeah Not men Tall black and Tall dark and Not handsome What's the Tall. Tall, dark, and not handsome. Tall, dark, and rich? Is that it? That works. I don't know.

That does work, though. Well done. Tall, dark, and rich, sure. I've never heard this one, though. I don't even think you need the wet. I guess wet, obviously. I think the wet makes it funny. Is there any

milk that's not wet? Oh my god, he had to swallow the puke down. What could you possibly be puking over? Dry milk? Curdled milk. Okay, that'll do it. I thought you were going to say powder. I thought you were going to say powder. It's astounding.

You're just getting worse. Just the thought of things makes you puke. Big time. I remember the first time I did an Irish car bomb. And you let sit? I didn't know that you had to raise it. When you see it like marble and you drank it? Oh, that was wet. Yeah.

He's going to go puke. Let me tell you something. There are times where I would lose a baby bottle. Like they're drinking it in the crib. Or looking for, like they lose it in the stroller. And then like you're finally cleaning up and you find it.

You open up an old baby bottle. Just this, just open the top. The smell. Waps in. And it almost, it's curdling. Kitty milk is funny enough

that I don't think it's gross. It curdles, it separates. There's curdle and then there's like water. Yeah. Oh, it's gross. It curdles. It separates. There's curdle, and then there's, like, water. Yeah, yeah. Oh, it's real bad. It's real fucking gross. It's real fucking bad.

You know, so this kid, final answer, you guys think this guy's real? He put his government name in it. So, like, first and last name matches up to his Gmail. Like, part of me thinks that that's almost too much, like too many douchebag things to be one you it's it's absolutely over the top but but i mean it's almost like extremely chiseled honestly out of all the silly things i'm 285 i'm 64 and extremely chiseled was almost like

it's just like too blatantly cocky to be like and i i don't know like the rest of it if he's a four-time frat beast maybe he he's... Frat legend beast. He candy flipped three years ago at Hard Summer. What was candy flip? Jedi Flipping's those three. What's candy flipping? Wait, ready? Let's, okay.

Jackie. Go. Jackie is Googling, what is candy flipping? She should probably be done by now. She's still typing somehow. That's crazy. No. What's taking so long?

We are 15 seconds in. She's not even saying anything. I'm on some kind of like psychiatry thing. Talk into the mic. Sorry. Well, you shouldn't be on psychology because it's probably something drug related. LSD and MDMA. Okay.

That's our 25 seconds. That's pretty okay. Thank you. That's pretty fucking slow. 25 is okay. That's our 25 seconds. That's pretty okay. That's pretty fucking slow. 25 is okay. That's him? Yeah, I think so. That.

Okay, so here's the deal. He was serious, one. Does not live up to the potential, two. No. Like, if this dude fucking showed up after describing himself as a 6'4 frat beast, I'd be like. Oh, no. Oh, heavens no.

This can't be him. I can't. If this is him, then then one he was serious because he's not a good guy who's like making jokes right he was serious he's just just not at all that guy that is the thing i think that we've reached a point with the generation gap where i'm like i can't even tell this is real or not you not. You guys might actually talk this way and think that that's really cool. If he was just like, I want to get a ticket to this, or I want to stand out, I want to get

in the content, that would actually be pretty fucking clever. But if he was just real, it's astounding. It's crazy. And it's like, now I understand why girls pretty much always try to date up. I gotta find an older man because if this is what you can get in college. No, but that, like, girls pretty much always try to date up, you know? Like, I got to find an older man because if this is what you can get in college. No, but that's, like, that's severely irregular.

Like, there were guys like that at my college, too. They weren't the majority. Like, I think most people are just regular people. Probably. And then you have the occasion to stand out like this. But what even qualifies as regular anymore? But I think like – Okay, so I guess our interns are like – kind of probably like a cross-section.

It's like if even the regular is like my fit goes crazy, my Travis's are for the boys, and the gambling cave's the move. It was just like, oh, no. But also, despite how I'm talking, nervous. Yeah, right, right. Nervous. Yeah, right. Nervous. Should I read my DMs of fights that I did before?

What does that mean? Your, like, when you were trying to get around here? When I was trying to get an internship? Yes, please. I'm also offended you didn't DM me. I did. I did. But then, like, you didn't respond.

On Twitter or Instagram? It was IG. Instagram. But then I went through, like, a week where I where i lived like i would drunkenly dm fights i don't know why and i like really wanted the job so then i said this is and this is exactly why i don't read my dms no and then and then the episode after you literally were like oh i delete all I delete all my DMs. And I was like, cool. I don't delete them. I just don't read them.

My first DM with you was after you worked here and you spelled mannequin, M-A-N-N-I-K-I-N. No, I had one before. What's that? I had one before and it was asking, it was like a big long paragraph. Oh, I don't know if you deleted it or if it didn't, I don't know. But then I knew that John wasn't going to like read the big long paragraph. So I didn't even bother sending that to him. So I said...

Yeah, how did Jackie get it? Tell the people how to get a job here at Barstool. I just, I DM'd everybody. And then... I scrapped that one. I was going to say. Yeah, I was going to say. Sorry.

It really is such a fine line because I bet you everybody who got a job here at one point was like, I DM'd somebody and they replied. So it's like, that's a good idea, but also we might hate you immediately. She had a case of just right time. She DM'd me the night before I got approved to get an intern. She's not a standout.

She's not a standout candidate. Nick was like, I'm in a jam. I need somebody, and you were the first one on top of the list. But she actually did follow up and actually had ideas whether or not they got implemented. We'll see. You adapted.

I improvised and I overcame. Which also, I think it's backwards. Whatever. I said, does KFC Radio take in... These are cringe by the way. And I was drunk. Cringe city. Let's go. Does KFC Radio take interns? I know Bar, by the way, and, like, I was drunk. Cringe city. Let's go. Does KFC Radio take interns? Like, I know Barstool does, but what about specifically you and Kevin?

I absolutely love the show. I swear I'd be the best intern, which I lived up to that. Did you have best – the way you said it, did you have best in caps locks? No. Oh, okay. All right. The way you said it, I was like, oh, Russ. I mean, I will say this.

I think that that right off the bat is a good move to be like, I like that she singled out our show, whether it was true or not. Yeah, yeah, yeah. If it was believable. It's like, okay, you don't want to just work here. You want to work for us. And then a day later I said, hello, me again. So what do you think about that internship thing?

As your intern, I'll twist off all the Miller Lite baseball. Shows that she watches Miller Lite. Yeah, yeah. Good, good, like, good. Shows that she watches Good Good Like You noticed it and it's a good joke But it's not like something like You dumb fat bitch Okay keep going

Miller Lite bottle caps And that's my cover letter My cover letter And then I said Miller Lite I spelled that wrong Probably not a great look for my cover letter. Just wanted to let you know that I've applied to a few more internships.

So not to stress you out or anything, but I might get snatched up by another company. So what do you say? And then the next day, I said, so what do you say

we seal the deal on this? And then I look back on this being like, that's so embarrassing. I actually don't think any of that's that bad. Yeah, I mean, I think saying like, what do you say we seal the deal is kind of like what's going on. But I don't think that's so embarrassing. I actually don't think any of that's that bad. Yeah, I mean, I think saying, like, when you say we seal the deal is kind of like, what's going on?

But I don't think that's that bad. Trust me, I've seen way worse. I think it's actually funny if you're like, just so you know, I've applied for other places. And like, you might lose me. Yeah. Don't worry, I'm going to somebody else. Pretty good. I think I understand why you're here.

Yeah. Wow. Because, I mean That's how low the bar is Jackie That was pretty good Let me Let me say What she sent to me

Yeah This This paragraph Starts with Okay the big long paragraph Let's go Alright before you do that Jackie Jackie's resume is brought to you by

Movement Join the movement Movement started The same place jackie did i think in southern california yeah northern california yeah but whatever movement started in southern california two college dropouts so so jackie's the northern californian graduate these were the two southern california dropouts they worth like $100 million. You're sitting here. So who really won? Wait, who are we talking about?

The founders of Movement. Oh. Yeah, so they win, you lose. Yeah. Movement, they started the company that broke all the rules doing it by making quality products at fair prices and passing the savings on to you while they deliver cool sunglasses, cool watches, all the accessories that make you look sharp and smart. And you look smart and you are smart because you're saving the money that they pass on.

These are watches that usually cost $400 or $500 from some marked up fancy schmancy brand. These are sunglasses that look like they're $300 that you're going to sit on and break. Meanwhile, they give you watches that are made from leather, metal, different color faces, different size faces, men's, women's. They've got sunglasses of all kinds. They've got the classic looks. They've got the cocky looks. They've got black frames, colored frames, colored lenses, everything,

all sorts of different styles for you to look sharp this summer. And you can get 15% off now when you go to mvmt.com slash kfc get free shipping free returns and 15 off getting some style that doesn't break the bank get some shades match it to your watch get a couple pairs of each things because you uh with the savings you can get a whole set that's mvmt.com slash kFC for 15% off plus free shipping. As a member of Gen Z and bored college student in quarantine, I don't know why I'm putting on this voice, I'm extremely in tune with TikTok and believe that I can really advance

KFC Radio TikTok account. By the way, let me pause. Let me dissect this. She knows nothing about her generation. I'm always like, yo, do you know who's dating this person? She's like, nope, I don't know anything. She didn't have a Twitter. She didn't have a TikTok.

She doesn't know anything about these people. Wait, hold on. Do we even have a TikTok anymore? Was it, did Zach do it? Zach did like three TikToks with us. Yeah, I made one today. What's that? I made one today.

You made one for TK's Radio? Yeah. Oh, okay. Remember that? Zach would come in at like 7 p.m. and be like, I need you guys to choreograph a dance together. We're like, fuck you. Get out of here. My favorite line, though, was I've listened to...

No, read the whole thing. It's fine. No, no, it's okay. Keep going. It's like four paragraphs. But I've listened to KFC and Fight so much that I've honestly picked up a slight Boston accent for a little bit, which was weird because I lived in California all of my life. Who'd you get it from, Kevin? Do I? Do you have a fucking Boston accent for a little bit, which was weird because I lived in California all of my life. Who'd you get it from, Kevin?

Did you hear us have a fucking Boston accent? Jackie's literally tearing up over here. That honestly made you stick out, but like in the way that I almost immediately rejected you. I almost said not to do that because it makes it sound like I have some kind of mimicking disorder

or whatever that. Did you include I have like some kind of like, what's it called? Mimicking disorder. Yeah. Whatever that, and I was like, how about, did you include like any, did you make anything or do anything? Um, yeah, yeah.

She had a, she had a bunch of, she had a bunch of work examples, which is like literally the reason. Yeah. That's the main heavily exaggerated my background. But yeah, did you,

what, what, what, what, what, what, what, like,

uh, what were your lies? Well, I still feel like it's too early to whatever say that. You're sad. But there was, I said, so like for production experience, I like did do this thing where I was producer. Senior producer?

Damn. I'm just reading this now. I just got senior producer. But there was a show that I did where we got to give ourselves our own titles because there were like three people. And so then I went with senior producer. I think that's the lie that you'd tell. That's a very fair resume lie.

And you could bullshit your way through that. If you're like, there were two people under me, and I, yeah, that's good. Yeah, just, you know, no one tells the truth on a resume. We're not expecting you to be like, is that exaggerated? No one tells the truth at all in life. I didn't, like, really even know how to work Premiere, honestly. Like, the first day, I kind of taught myself a little bit, which I've been, like, trying to, like, act. I've picked up on that.

Yeah, I put proficient in Spanish when I was applying for jobs. Yeah, I do feel like maybe Premiere and Photoshop should be probably proficient enough for these jobs, but that's okay. We're getting there now. I was a landscaper. I should have been proficient in Spanish.

I wasn't. So as we're talking here about Jackie and these interns and whatnot, the hope is eventually getting a job in media and making content. And I read this article in the New York Times yesterday. Look at you. Yeah, look at me. All the news that's fit to print. Well, it was written by like the –

Democracy dies in the darkness, baby. It was written by like the girl who covers social media for the New York Times. I can't even believe it's like a New York Times department. So let's not... I can't. I mean, I guess so. I guess that's the point, right? It's basically like one of the biggest industries in the world.

Yeah, sure. I think it's just because we're all fucking assholes and we're all on it. We're like, okay, let's be important. Yeah. But it's just because we're all fucking assholes and we're all on it we're like okay let's be important but it's quite important I think that the world just has to accept we see it like we see the world struggling with it

I mean every fucking video that I make or whatever will be like nobody cares and it's like yes they do and it might not be as like cultured or proper or whatever that you're used to but when you break down all the barriers of like you don't have to go to school to do this anymore you don't have to be a professional you don't have to go through a studio it's all gonna come across as prop makes sometimes it comes

across as like tacky or or or immature or unprofessional it's like that's just fucking that's what the content is now so That's what every new media is. Right. Every time there's a new... You're not going to Broadway plays anymore? You're watching silent television? Are you watching films at home now? You know what's good? Are you watching Mythic Quest this season? I have not started it yet.

They do an episode that's a throwback like they did in the first season. It's Longbottom. It's his come up. And he wants to work at this magazine. He's an intern at a magazine that does science fiction writing. And he comes in. He's like, I got this idea.

We're going to fucking write video games. And their first reaction is like, you want to be on television? You want to be on the screen? Trash. And then he took it a step further, like, video games? Garbage. But so, yeah, every step of the way, it's always been looked down upon by people. And then it's just like, that's what people like.

That's what people want to see. And it's also, like, if you're thinking about it, like, from the New York Times sense, it's also incredibly important because you're now looking at, like, four people who control what everyone thinks about the world. Yeah, right. You're controlling what people – Zuckerberg's trending topics and Jack's trending topics. They are the important people in media now, not fucking newspapers. And then what they're pushing is who's getting canceled. And you have all this fucking stuff that like – yeah, it's probably important to keep tabs on those guys. Yeah, absolutely.

For sure. And so – but that's what people – people have a hard time accepting that and they have a hard time accepting that like the job is a difficult one. What are you laughing at? This is arguing about why social media is important. I also think about for 20 minutes last night, I laughed at a tweet that said, if you ever reverse the shit, go ahead and put that rainbow flag in your bio, playboy. And you laughed your fucking dick off because it was entertaining. That's what the people want. The New York Times should be covering this kind of stuff.

Yeah, well, that's what I mean. People can't imagine that. They're like, why would the New York Times talk about Zach Fox talking about reversing your poop? Well, I don't know. It's because it made a grown baby man over here cackle for 25 minutes straight. He's been laughing for two days about reversing your poop. Just put the flag in your bio playboy.

Someone said it's microdosing anal. Fucking funny stuff, man. It's great. I mean, it's quality entertainment, man. But I talked about it on the Kevin Clancy show, and then I got a couple people here who were saying to me, like, yo, it's the truth. That, like, you – like, the burnout of, like, there's no hours.

There's no, like, beginning and end. There's no weekend. And there's nobody hours. There's no like beginning and end. There's no weekend. And there's nobody really to tell you like – there's nobody to say like go on vacation. And especially when – if you're really working for yourself, like the more you work, the more you get – the more you put in, the more you get out. So it's like I could just be on vacation or chill right now. But if I do another video or make another podcast or do whatever, stream on my Twitch, I could make more money. So I'm just going to like go, go, go, go. What I think I've learned is like I don't think I realize how much – like you probably do need to give your brain a rest even if you're just doing mindless shit like talking about reversing your poop.

Like when we're done for the day of podcasting, it's like, I'm done, man. And that seems weird because what? You can't just keep talking to your friends? It's like, no, not really. When you do it in front of a mic, in front of the cameras and shit, you are like, I'm fucking done, man. There's also an idea to it that it almost becomes a turnoff to be entertaining, like, at dinner. I'm like, what, only four of you are going to hear this? Yeah.

I'm going to fucking save these jokes for them. Right. I'm not going to waste my fucking jokes on this. Just shut the fuck up. I'll listen to you guys talk all you want, but I'm saving my good shit for tomorrow. My material. Yeah. Do you ever.

But it is. I wanted to say real quick, when you talk about, like, giving your brain a rest, the story I always remember, and it's probably true like everything I say, is that the – a guy worked at – I forget. He was doing sneaker stuff and he worked at – and it was like major. I forget if it was Nike or Adidas or where he was. And then he was like, I just got to give my brain a rest. And like not – he made enough money where you can give it a real rest and not go to Myrtle Beach for a week. But it was like he was working on motorcycles,

and the tire treads gave him the idea for the Ultra Boost. And he's like, that's the rest my brain needed. That's a very, very privileged, that's the that's the rest my brain needed that's a very very privileged luxurious as you said rest like i'm gonna go start a new blue collar career and just really do work on the art of motorcycles right and then come up with this revolutionary it's also like you maybe could have saw those tires while you were working your nine to five and come up with the same idea anyway but maybe maybe not. Yeah. What it took is that. And then it's like I think specifically they applied it to like the Yeezys

where like they have like almost the tread marks on the side. Yes, yeah. Whereas like maybe that's the boost he was talking about and not the Ultra Boost because the Ultra Boost isn't really that tread mark style. It's more that. On the bottom it is. The bubbles, like the little. Yeah, but on the bottom it is.

But, you know, in general with sneakers like Tinker Hatfield, all the Jordans are like mimicked after a car or like the 13s are made after a cat and like the the i think the fives are made after an airplane or something like that so like but those guys are like artsy and they probably aren't like grinding their brain out they're probably like i feel like when you when you do take the time and this is like in our world, but it's probably in anything. If you're, if you're digital or entrepreneur or working on the internet in any way where you can just keep on going, you probably don't realize that your brain is not functioning at top notch. You know? Yeah.

Like I was, I was comparing it to physical, like, you know, when your body's in bad shape cause it either hurts or you're weak or it doesn't work and you know, you need to to the gym to keep up your body and that also includes you need to have days off where you rest to let your muscles you know all that shit recovery i don't apply any of that to my brain i was like go go go go go go go yeah and when i stop i'm like i feel like uh i gotta go i gotta like i you know if i sleep in i freak out If I'm not doing something, I feel like I'm lazy. I feel guilty. I have all sorts of weird shit. Somebody was talking about how we all have imposter syndrome.

And I was like, you know, imposter syndrome. Imposter syndrome is basically like it's the new gaslighting. I hear it a lot in our industry. It's the buzzword of the moment where it's like you don't think you deserve. We definitely have it. You don't think you deserve like the accolades you you the success you've gotten and like when people like i say people want to come see our live show why it's like you don't believe in yourself you don't think you deserve to be where you've gotten i think i have something even before beyond imposter

syndrome because if you're admitting you have imposter syndrome you're kind of admitting that you're a somebody and that you've achieved something yeah i mean i have what's beyond that where i'm like this isn't i don't know i didn't do anything i'm like i'm not even an imposter i'm i'm totally fucking denial depressed yeah i don't know like i'm just a nobody um but yeah like i i don't think i can can stop my uh my brain. I know it, but I just don't do it. I don't buy into it. I don't know why. I'm also just clinically depressed. I finally accepted this, and I know you've

always joked, like, yeah, we know. But, like, just the idea. The other day, I had, like, I was supposed to pick the kids up, but Caitlin was stuck in traffic, so I had this extra, like, couple hours that I just was, like, and I went out, and went out and i just went shopping and picked up some things i needed to pick up and ran some errands that i need to run and like got some food these are just like basic human things that i just like never really do and i was like oh i think that's what you're

talking about when it's like you can't get up and just go do basic things you know what i mean it was like i have not gone shopping for like stuff i needed some i need a new shorts i was like i'm dying fucking hot i don't have any shorts i just couldn't bring myself to buy shorts for like a month then i finally did it or like going to get things that are around the house that i was like i needed to buy like these this fucking garbage can for my you know like dumb things that i was like i've lived in an apartment for going on almost a year now and i haven't done that don't do any of those things and i can't tell if i have a room that's just full of trash but is that just see yeah so i was gonna ask is

that just general laziness or depression that's probably depression if you live in filth and squalor in a room with a trash no i don't live in it it's just a room i don't know there's an extra bedroom you just fill the garbage this is my problem this is what i can't understand like stuff like yeah not trash like clutter Garbage Yes Absolutely garbage Like it all got thrown away Magically flew out the window I wouldn't notice I started doing that in my apartment

I started to I'm like eventually I'm gonna wanna move And if I try to pack up all in one shot I have so much clutter I won't ever be able to fucking dig my way out I filled up seven garbage bags worth of stuff Clothes that I don't wear Like little trinkets and clothes that I don't wear,

like little trinkets and shit that I don't use, all these toys my kids don't use. I looked around my apartment. It looked like it didn't even change. It looked like when you get a big bowl of pasta at an Italian restaurant and you're full and it looks like it's still full. It's like, did you even eat any? It's like I had like 50 bites. That's my apartment, a giant bowl of pasta that I can't even put a fucking dent in. But I can't figure out if I'm just a normal dude who's lazy or if I'm clinically depressed. Because I think there's a fine line between it's like when they're like,

do you struggle to sleep at night or whatever? It's like, yeah, but that's also because I'm just like I'm out of shape and I'm like a bag of shit. It's like do you find it hard to like get up and make dinner for yourself? And it's like, yeah, but I've always just like ordered, you know, I just ordered takeout. Does that mean I'm depressed? I don't know. I think. But I'm also.

I'm also proud to see other signs. It's like addiction, be it drug addiction or alcoholism. Like if you're questioning, it's your relationship. You have it. You have it. Yeah. Right. If you're at the point where you're thinking about it, they don't even bother.

Do I drink too much? Yeah. Yes. That's really the answer. If you have to ask me this question, it's like if you've got to ask and can't afford it. If you've got to ask, you have it. Yeah, that's a very good test. But I think the idea of lazy or depressed is a good one.

I think there's a lot, at least for guys out there. Well, I mean, it's obviously good, and that's because that's why it's been the cure for depression for so long has been, well, just get up and go do something. Yeah. Turn the lights on. Right, right. Yeah, I know. But I can't. But I don't want to, and I'm depressed.

Or maybe I'm fucking lazy. But, yeah, I mean, people will never understand. People won't really give the sympathy or the respect to – Here's a question. We'll wrap it up on this. Which is fine. When do you think it will happen though? Because of everything we just said? I don't think I deserve it anyway.

But when do you think that will change? Because when you talk about athletes and entertainers, people will always say like, oh, I'm not going to cry for them. They're rich. But they don't act like their job is easy. You know what I mean? Yeah. It's like doing a world tour is very difficult and people acknowledge that. Being a professional athlete, you have to be top, top notch.

People will say you have millions of dollars. You play a game for a living. I'm not going to – you don't have problems. You're not depressed, blah, blah, blah, which is all bullshit anyway. But they won't ever say like your job's a joke they'll be like i think people will say like you play a game yeah they play a game but it's not like i think people will say they can do what we do they don't say that about singing and acting not to the extent that we do but a shocking number of people do say that about professional athletes. Well, right. But those people are very stupid.

Excluding the morons. Because it seems like what we do is just, like, shoot the shit. And to some extent we do. And to some extent it's much more replicable than professional sports and professional entertaining. But it's like, I don't think you could churn out this many fucking podcasts and videos and blogs and streams and all that shit. I think it's easy to say you could do it. and it's also easy to do it if you could that's kind of always my thing is like do it you know yeah people i mean so many people hate on one minute man it's like then yeah go ahead why don't why doesn't everybody do them why doesn't everybody at barstool have them i think a lot of people at barstool are trying to do them and it just doesn't there

are another one that's what i mean it's like it just for some reason but so I wonder if like Dave people kept trying to get me to do it by the way I was like no that's the stupidest thing

what the fuck would Kevin and I do that's a dumb yeah yeah two minute man we'll do it together no not like join yours like

by people it's one specific person who's a fucking idiot but you probably know who it is already and i was like no like really you really should think of it like yeah it's very successful kevin's very good at it you could do it though no shut up okay move on see someone admitting they couldn't do it it's not that fucking hard i wonder too though. I think that honestly that Dave might be a big change in the movement kind of like.

Like Dave being probably now worth like a quarter of a billion dollars when it's all added up. I don't think people will be like – I think you can fully put to bed like you blog. You get paid for that. It's like there's a dude who made a quarter of a billion dollars you know and i wonder if like having at least just one face of it be like oh yeah no this is a this is and like the paul brothers like this guy fought mayweather the they you know they are there's still a lot of reluctance but i think people are going to start to come around because of people like that where it's like oh yeah no we these guys are the new entertainers. It's going to happen in our lifetime, but not in our careers.

We're going to be like a crippled old NFL player who's like, that guy was a legend, and I'm living in a trailer park because I didn't get real fucking money. I didn't get respect yet. I'm going to be like Jim Irsay walking up to the blogger conventions. I did this too that guy was a fucking player that guy really did it it's so fucking true

we will you know when they say like Charles Barkley's entire career earnings is like one year of James Harden and it's like you were just too early man you weren't a part of the boom we will have created the boom and we will just die porn alone because we just were too early. God damn it.

I'll probably end it before that happens though. Where's the dollar? Just like in the window. Dude, I was putting out my pants. I'll let you decide how many that is. Is that just a singy? I'm going to take a good check in a second. I was putting out my pants this morning and I was just looking out the window. Dude, I was putting on my pants. I'll let you decide how many that is. Is that just a singy? I'm going to take a good check in a second. I was putting on my pants this morning, and I was just looking out the window,

and then I just went, boy, if I make it to 4th of July breaks, that'll be a miracle. How many is that? Yeah, just take a handful. That was like a solid $15. And I think we needed it because that's about a three-week death sentence. If I make it to July 4th, it'll be a miracle.

I swear to God. It wasn't strictly but it was like, I'm going to have a breakdown. Something's going to go wrong. Maybe I'll just die. Maybe it'll be natural causes. But it's just like, boy, it is just rough right now.

Here's the thing. Here's what the problem is. I swear to fucking God, if you kill yourself, I'm going to be so mad. Because that squarely puts that on all of us. Everybody's going to be like, you guys didn't stop it. Like, what? You didn't see it coming? It's like, oh, no, we saw it. We just couldn't stop it.

We had a pretty good time talking about it. I have a financial monetary amount that I saw it coming. I saw it coming about $79 worth. Yeah, you can't do that because then you're a real dick. You're just putting out eyes. That gives me more incentive, by the way. That's more attention. So to make sure that that doesn't happen and to make sure that we do

reach the success that we deserve and are trying to achieve uh let's take care of a little housekeeping i always got to rate review and subscribe give us five stars i know that like if you're a long-time listener you're like you don't even think about everybody does that for new shows but people don't do it for the long-term shows they've been listening to but it still helps so if you go to go to apple rate it stars, leave a review, that goes a long way. YouTube, YouTube, YouTube. That's the main thing that we got to get our numbers up. We were told for like a decade to stay off of YouTube.

So our numbers are too low. And so now we got to make up for lost time. What we're going to do, YouTube, it's a fucking free-for-all on YouTube. You can hear every which way, every different strategy on how to get to the top. So we were told you have to split everything up and you have to have everything segregated and this and that,

keep all these shows and streams and clips separate. And now it's like, no, no, no, that makes no sense. I'm putting one minute. It never did. It never made sense. I always felt that way. And they were like, no, you have to. Or they said that we have to because sponsors wanted to see it all segmented.

And it was like, I'm sitting here putting One Minute Man videos on a channel that has a fraction of the subscribers. And we're like, why are you not getting any views? It's like, well, it's on a fucking channel. It doesn't have any people watching. So we're done with the Kevin Clancy slash KFC show YouTube. We're going to combine those two things. Most of you, anybody who subscribes to the Kevin Clancy channel probably already subscribes to KFC Radio. So this probably doesn't mean anything differently for you.

But if you're only subscribed to the Kevin Clancy show, you'll just be moved over. There's a way we can combine these two and merge them so that everything will just be on the KFC Radio channel the way it should be, all segmented into different playlists. So if you like us and you listen to us and you like all the things we do together and individually, it's all in one spot. There will be a One Minute Man playlist. There will be a One Thing I Learned playlist. There will be the podcast playlist, the highlights playlist, behind the blog. Everything organized all into one spot. So go to KFC Radio on YouTube and click subscribe

please. All you got to do is use your Gmail as the login. You don't have to create a username or any of that shit. We'll provide a link that actually auto-subscribes. All you got to do is click on it and say yes. So very, very easy for you to do and we'll hopefully stop Feidelberg from doing anything drastic by July 4th.

We just get a little break then. That's all. Once we get to a break, right? What? We get a little break. Fourth of that week, let's get a little break. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right.

Oh, that's true. Our week off. Two or three weeks and we get a fucking week off. Our week off is coming up. It wasn't just like really. Dude, our week off is coming up. Hoping to celebrate the birth of America. Bro, I'm so excited. Looking for a nice fucking week break. Dude, I'm off is coming up. Hoping to celebrate the birth of America. Bro, I'm so excited.

Looking for a nice fucking week break. Dude, I'm so pumped for that. The week off's coming. What significance did you think it had for me? I thought it was like three weeks from now. Just like, the clock was ticking. I don't know. I'm just like, I don't know how long I'm going to make it.

Just get a week off, man. So here's a good example, though. And by the way, I'm going to take more than a week off. I'm going to be in and out for a lot of July. Fuck yeah. That's it. We're taking July off. I'm going to be in and out for a lot of July. Fuck yeah. That's it. We're taking July off. We're doing the Portnoy.

He said he's going to be around more this summer, so we're taking the month off. We'll see you in August. I rented a house at PFT. Get the fuck out of here. Fuck yeah. Where? Maybe delete that. Jersey?

Jersey. Good for you, man. Take the month off. Fuck yeah. And cook your HelloFresh.. Take the month off. Fuck yeah. And cook your HelloFresh. That's the one thing John does do. HelloFresh is enough to make – Let's find out what's on the schedule this week.

Yeah, find out what's on that menu while I tell the people about HelloFresh. HelloFresh is the number one meal kit service in the country, in the world right now. They mail you in a box all the ingredients you need along with a recipe card for you to cook up easy peasy meals that take maybe 30 minutes, mostly 20 minutes to cook up. There's a variety of options on the menu, not only including different meals but different types of food. You can deal with allergies, certain different diets. They've got everything from chefs to nutritional experts combining to make the menu to ensure deliciousness and simplicity with the freshest ingredients. Everything comes prepackaged and measured out, so you just dump it all in.

You don't have to know how to do a pinch of this or a smidge of that. It's easy to customize. You can use the app. You get it delivered at whatever frequency you want. You can do two people or four people. That's the number of meals you get. And Feidelberg is the king of this shit.

I mean. What's on the menu? Like, I actually haven't picked what I want for this week. I'm glad we're doing this now because I do need to pick it by tonight. The options for this week are just. Hit me, baby. Beef tenderloin with brown butter veggies. Woo!

Add to the thing. How about this one? Steak au poivre. Au poivre. Au poivre. Au poivre. All right, Mr. Classy. And garlic herb shrimp.

Oh, I also heard au poivre. Au poivre. And then lobster stuffed ravioli. Whoa. Teddy, teddy, teddy. Wow. Let's go. How are you supposed to pick between those?

You've got to pick all those. Oh, no, I just picked them all. Yeah. There's no way you can eat one of those out. And guess what? A bunch of other good stuff, but I'm not even going to read it because I don't want to get jealous. You've got beef tenderloin, a little filet action, and lobster.

Come on, man. It's high society. What's up, summer? And you're cooking it yourself, which is always a feeling of accomplishment. Nice. And you learn how to cook. And you get 12 free meals. You get three of accomplishment. Nice, nice. And you learn how to cook. And you get 12 free meals. You get three of those.

You get 12 of those for free when you go to HelloFresh.com slash KFC12. That's code KFC12. And the URL is HelloFresh.com slash KFC12. And you'll get the 12 free meals plus the free shipping. So one more time. HelloFresh.com slash KFC12. Promo code KFC12. 12 free meals is so insane. insane if you're by yourself that's

actually 24 free meals because you double up the portions uh it's it's incredible america's number one yeah we do the math on this it's like i think it's like a 720 deal yeah it's insane it's an insane amount you will save a thousand dollars on food imagine if i just told you you can get you know 24 steak dinners for free. That's what's going on here. That's what's happening. It's crazy. All right, am I the asshole today?

And they're better because you cook them yourself. By the way, I do have a little weird thing I want to say right now real quick. Weirder than reversing poop in your butt? Yes. Yeah. Well, I don't think so. I don't think I like hot food anymore. Sure.

Okay. And I actually have a theory for why it happened too. I think the delivery industry ruined hot foods. Because it's all soggy and gross and shit. Because you never get hot food anymore. Yeah. So you're supposed to get hot food that's cold. People – and that's how I eat now.

Yeah. I like – even when I go get like a meal meal by myself for lunch here, I come in. I just let it sit. I got lunch before we started recording the show. You're an animal. And I'm just letting it sit on my desk. Let it sit. And then I'm going to go eat it after this.

You want it to be room 10. I want it to be room 10. I can't eat hot food anymore. That's bizarre. I don't think I'm alone in this. I think you are absolutely alone. I do. I'll do it. you know, depends on.

You have to phrase this correctly because, like, Chinese food the next morning is good cold. Some people like cold pizza, all that kind of shit. Oh, I don't even put it in the fridge. I ate ramen for breakfast this morning that I left out last night. That's despicable. You're going to get so sick. Yeah. Why?

Eventually you're going to be eating something that's supposed to be. Bacteria grows on it when it's sitting in stagnant water. All right. That's disgusting. I had a cover on it. It's still. Yeah, that means it's just keeping it all in. Yeah, a little ecosystem.

Yeah. You can eat it. I do it with, all right, it's mostly, the ramen was just, that was kind of just the – it was just like – what do you call it? Top of mind. It was just convenience. It was just like right there. I ate it. Usually I just do it with sandwiches.

Right now I'm doing it with chicken cordon bleu and rice back at my desk. Yeah, so that's like cheese and stuff that's just sitting out. I mean it's only sitting out for a few hours. So that's what's weird about it I think actually. We'll pose this question on Twitter like, do you get hot food and leave it out on purpose so that it ends up room temperature? And I think there'll be like one person

that does. And it's not also like, it's not always out. This one just kind of happened to be at Grab Lunch before the show. It can be, it just has to cool down. It has to be, it cannot be hot. Well, that's a different story. I don't want it when it's like fucking nuclear. I hate when you get some of these, that's a different story. I don't want it when it's like fucking nuclear.

I hate when you get some of these pizza that's fucking boiling hot or some pasta that's like nuclear hot. I don't need that either. I would just prefer cum room temp. That sounded different. I was like, what? Cum's pretty hot. 98.6 degrees

Jackie knocked something over we have had zero days since Jackie knocked something over Feidelberg's eating fucking cold food to place our pets heads are falling off we needed our weekend break big time alright am I the asshole for today am I the asshole for telling

my sister I won't accommodate all her food requirements 23 female moved in with my boyfriend when the pandemic started. We never got to show our families our new home until a couple weekends ago when we hosted a small get-together. It was my boyfriend's parents, sisters, and brother, and my parents and sister as well, as well as my sister's other half, as she likes to call them. Sister has always been difficult about food. She'll eat it for a while, then she'll grow tired of it, then she throws it out right before, then she throws it out, it upsets her stomach.

Sorry, wait. She'll eat it for a while, then grow tired of it, then throws out that it upsets her stomach when she never had a problem before. Right now, she's telling everyone that she has all these intolerances for food, despite never seeing a doctor or getting tested to see if she actually has it. She just knows she has them. She doesn't need testing for it. A few days before they came over, she told me she needed me to cook with her dietary restrictions. Her intolerance list is, oh my God, apples, carrots, potatoes, except sweet potatoes, rice, eggs, bread, chicken, full fat milk, soya, pears, beans, seafood, stuffing, mint, and about 20 different spices. And that's just the ones I can remember. Um, we discussed the whole thing over

the phone. She got mad at me. I said, I don't fucking care. You know, until you get tested. Uh, she said, I'll accommodate dislikes of foods, but that if you don't, until you get tested for intolerances, I'm not going to, she got mad, told me that I was being a bitch. She showed up and complained about her not being accommodated, which turned into her saying it was wrong for me not to do better. So what do you got? Who's in the wrong here? Are we asking this question?

The person who's intolerant of apples is in the wrong, Kevin. Apples. I love apples is in the wrong, Kevin. Apples. I love large, large apples. Large, large apples. There you go, fat, dumb idiot. I fucking hate apples, but I would never tell someone like... I'm apple intolerant.

Apples are far and away the worst fruit. An absolute garbage fruit. I disagree with that. Not even close. I mean, you want to start talking about good fruits? Well, let me tell you about the plum and the peach. The plum and the peach? But you want to talk about garbage?

Bro, a plum? The apples are the Dallas Cowboys. They were fucking the cream of the crop at one point and haven't done shit for anyone in a long fucking time. First, bro, the peach is admittedly hairy. There's fucking fur on peaches. Yeah, I fucking lick it first.

Disgusting. And the plum is maybe your most hipster choice of all time. Plum? Who's sitting here just eating plums? Not enough people. That's the problem here. It's a delicious fruit. That's a ridiculous thing. No, it's not. That plums? Not enough people. That's the problem here. It's a delicious fruit. That's a ridiculous thing.

No, it's not. That plums are superior to apples. Plums? Apple pie, apple cider, apple. Well, now we're talking about different things now. I'm talking about just strictly the fruit. Well, fine, but a good. Yeah, no.

First of all. A pie or a cider. Delicious. You get a good. I like both the red and the green. You get a good like sour apple that's not too sour. Or you get a good. As long as it doesn't have that mealy texture to it, then

an apple is amazing. They're hard to bite. Do you get the mealy texture? They're hard to bite, and they get stuck in your teeth. It's terrible. First of all, you can chop it up. You don't have to bite into it. You want to chop it up and eat it with some peanut butter. That's a little different. Yeah, you can do a lot with it. That becomes a whole thing. You dip it in caramel.

You're a beach plum. Pear, too. Throw that on there. Pears are gross. Pears are delicious. You know what? We're saving it for next episode top five. Top five fruits. Because this clearly needs to be hashed out. Because we got an asshole over here who's just, you're just being

you know, oh, Big Apple out here is too popular. Well, the apple is super popular for a goddamn reason. Marketing. You're gonna throw things like popular for a goddamn reason. Marketing. You're going to throw things like a kiwi out there or something. A kiwi is unbelievable. Yeah, you're going to say

give me a pomegranate instead of like an orange. Pomegranates are too much. Fuck you. Oranges are delicious. What's the difference between orange and apple in terms of just like

their big popular fruit for a fucking reason? Basically everything is the difference between the two of them. No, but their popularity are both there because apples and oranges are like the premier fruits.

But an orange actually tastes good. So does an apple. We make all those foods out of the apple for a reason. When was the last time you just ate an apple, Kevin? When was the last time I ate any fruit? This is my point. That's a stupid argument. I think I wrote a blog. You're going to eat an apricot too, I bet, aren't you?

Oh, apricots are fucking good. A nice dried apricot. Why even have a draft? You're just going to pick five ridiculous fruits, and I'll pick the five top ones, and I'll win. That's how our top five go. I pick five dumb things. You pick five smart things.

And people are like, why is Fights good in this thing? I love when people go like, did KFC draft all five of his before Feidelberg went? Do you eat cherries? No, you know, save it. Save it. Save it. Not much of a cherry.

Save it. Yeah, all right. So fuck that person. Oh, a blackberry? Don't even. The whole berry family. Raspberry. Save it.

Blueberries. Blueberry a little weak, actually. Here's the thing. I appreciate taking your likes and dislikes to the allergy level. My grandma once told the gentleman at Ito's, which is like

a Benihana type place, that she was allergic to... She kept saying, no onion in my fried rice. But because they just make... One of my favorite things in the world is when they make rice for the table in one shot and it's just like you've never done it?

I've never done it we're gonna watch Fast and the Furious together and then go to like a Benihana yeah we gotta do that soon because June 24th I know it's coming

we're gonna run out of time here when they make when you have like a table for like 10 I think it's like those tables that fit they make the rice all at once and it's just preposterous

I mean it's a it's a mountain of rice and they're just so when you want like no onions it's almost impossible it's like embedded in there so eventually she was like fuck this she was like all right i'm allergic to onions like you can't serve it to me and they were like well you can't have this then you can't have that this is out this is out she got nothing she got nothing everything had onion or onion flavoring or onion seasoning or whatever she was fucked because she tried to play the allergy card

but i respect taking it to that level where it's like I'm intolerant. But you can do that with like one thing, I feel like. Yeah. Not even. You can't claim you have an allergy when you don't. You can tell me you really don't. Please don't make fucking this because I hate the flavoring. Because then you're an asshole guest host if you're like, well, I'm making it anyway.

I'm going to make you choke down food you don't like. But you can't tell me you're intolerant when you're not. I mean, well, I'm making it anyway. I'm going to make you choke down food you don't like. But you can't tell me you're intolerant, but you're not. I mean, girl, we said this fairly recently. Every girl on the planet is lactose intolerant. All of them. No, it's not. It's just because you eat fucking cheese and cream all day. No wonder you have a bellyache. Filled with a fucking bucket of dairy.

You're like a cow in there. We need to milk you afterwards. You've had nothing but soft cheeses and craps for a week. No wonder you shit in your pants. Am I the asshole for not being super interested in my sister's unborn baby? 32-year-old female, sister's 24. I've heard enough. Nope.

Yeah, right? Like there's a long thing, but we'll just do the TLDR. 32 female, sister, 24 female. She's upset because I have not been interested in the details of her pregnancy or pics of the nursery. Although I am happy for her and her husband, I am not interested. But I have been polite with my responses. She thinks I'm an asshole for not being more interested in my first niece. Yeah, I mean, it's your fucking kid.

It's not mine, brother. I actually think it's kind of bizarre when people are super pumped about their niece or nephew yeah i i think i think it's super bizarre when they pump out any child that's not theirs yeah yeah i i've i've gotten so good with people like like my circle of friends who like to show me things that they just don't do anymore they just know not to show you like people be like oh this is my friend's kid i don't definitely before you see the phone i don't do it anymore. They just know not to even show you? Because people will be like, oh, this is my friend's kid. Definitely don't care. Before we even see the phone, I'll be like, oh, I don't care. Don't care.

And I've started saying that. I don't care. I don't care about that. I love that. I love that. That's a level of honesty I think we all should strive for, where it's like, don't lie. Just say, I don't like it.

It doesn't. I don't want it. I don't feel anything for that child on a screen that I'll never meet. No, never. God willing. And whatever reaction you're hoping to get by showing me, I'm not going to give it to you, so you're not going to be happy with this exchange either. You're not going to start to cry because

a baby exists in this world. You want me to say aww? You want me to say cute? Whatever that is, it's a lie. Be disingenuous. And I'm not going to do it. Sorry I'm pro-honesty and a piece of shit at the same time. But you're not a piece of shit the idea it's like if when if people were like dude you gotta see my new car bro look check out this engine man fucking like v8 this and that you were just like i don't care i don't like cars it's not my car i don't care about it you wouldn't be like

an asshole you wouldn't be a bad person but all of a sudden you say you don't care about a baby and you're like a fucking monster. Well, I got something now. Now we're going to push the limits here. Oh boy. I have also started to do it with dogs walking by.

I'm fine with that. I'm over. I am over as a society. Here's the problem though. Here's the main problem. People get so excited. Look, a dog. I'm going to say something right now. I here's the problem though here's the main problem like people get so excited look a dog I'm like alright

I don't I'm gonna say something I think they're they're the ones who don't know what's up this is dangerous we are we are

we are fucking who who I'm gonna give we gotta live it up yes baby we've done a lot of shit on this podcast

we might be about to say our most fucked up stuff full time bro our dog's overrated I I'm not gonna go there I'm not gonna go there We've said a lot of shit on this podcast. We might be about to say our most fucked up stuff of all time. Bro. Our dog's overrated. I don't know. I'm not going to go there.

I'm not going to go there because here's the deal. But what you're saying, what you're describing is pure overrating. You're right. People who just point out a dog being out there. Like, not even cute. One thing is an adorable dog, right? Or like a different, like a huge, like when I see a fucking Great Dane, I'm like, whoa, that dog's like a horse. Sure. Or a fucking, yeah, unique, freak, weird dog.

In Manhattan, there are almost always these little rats. There are almost always these tiny little dogs. But also forget about it. Just in Manhattan, you walk outside, you're going to see 50 dogs. Are we going to point out every single dog we see? With everyone on the fucking planet just adopting a dog? All I see when I'm drinking a beer on the corner

is a dog and if I'm trying to tell a story and you interrupt me to say look at the dog to not even like if you tell me to look at the dog

it better be doing a trick it better be doing something it better be like okay I'm looking at something to just tell me look at this creature existing in my field of vision okay great

back to my story about me okay back to my important about me. Okay? Back to my important story. Thank you very much. I was just about to get to the punchline. And the worst part is, too, is if it's close, and then the person stops to talk about their dog,

and I'm like, what? It happened the other day. It happened the other day with goddamn, goddamn fucking Dante the Don. He started. He stopped the dog. He started petting. He was like, he's a good dog. And he started petting the dog.

I cannot do that anymore. And then him and the dog owner just started talking about. The breed of the dog? The breed of the dog. Ah, I knew it. It was a Boston Terrier. Here's what I do. I'll tell you when I.

I'll start talking about how smart Boston Terriers are. Oh, God. All kinds of shit. What a conversation I don't want to have. We stop dogs and pet them when I'm with my children. They are four and three. Five and three. They want to...

To them, I'll say, look at the puppy. And they, okay, can we pet? And it's cute because they are children. For adults to do that? Patently ridiculous. And I'll tell you what the problem is. It's dog owners versus non-dog owners. When you don't have a dog

and it's like a special thing for you and you're like, I have to pet every dog that I see because I'm a child, you get all fucking in the big hubbub. Then when you're a dog owner, you're like, I don't want to,

this guy just wants to talk to shit and wants to get back inside. So I'm not going to fucking stop him. Dude, with my dog, I would fucking, when I was like on transportation with them because so many people wanted to talk because i was like the first person ever in the history of the world to have a golden doodle i would strap my arm to me i would strap their leash to my arm and put my head down and pretend to sleep for hours so no one would come

ask me about my dog i'm like i don't fucking talk yay wait where would you do this like i mostly on the ferry to martin's vineyard okay okay it. You have a long way to go, and you don't want to... Yeah. I'm not here to fucking entertain you with my dog. Fucking Google it. Golden Doodle. Take a picture of this dog, what kind of breed is this,

and then fucking Google what it's like. Right. Because I'm not here to describe my goddamn fucking dog personality to you. Right. Okay? You're a stranger. I don't want to talk to you.

It's crazy. The pointing the dogs out is crazy. Like, to interrupt a normal conversation, to just say, look at this thing. It's like, why aren't you doing that with birds and squirrels and fucking cars and buildings and people? It's like, you're just, what are you doing? Yes, I see it. What do you think, I'm blind? I see it too.

You can think who my drinking buddies are. All of them do that. And it's crazy. They're dumb. They're dumb people. They're dumb people. It's like, look at the show. Look at the bells and whistles. But you're right. You are them do that. And it's crazy. They're dumb. They're dumb people. They are dumb people. It's like, look at the show. Look at the bells and whistles.

But you're right. You're all spot on, too. Like, none of them currently have dogs. I don't currently have a dog either. But, like, I think it is. Yes. We're like, look, I know what your deal is. I know you don't want to talk to me about your dog.

Right. I know you just want to get the fuck home. Because you, it's just your dog. It's just like your friend, your buddy, your thing. Like, it's not a fucking, it's not a special celebrity that we got to talk about here. I mean, I'm with you, it's just your dog. It's just like your friend, your buddy, your thing. It's not a fucking, it's not a special celebrity that we got to talk about here. I mean, I'm with you, man. But these are the people who call them doggos and all that shit. These are the people who say, you know, drop your dog pics, like make me feel better.

You know what? It's like if you, if the problems you have and the, like, the bad mood you're in can be fixed by a fucking picture of a dog on twitter you're not that upset okay so just stop with the over-the-top doggo nonsense time for our voicemails they are brought to you by miller light uh i realized this the other day because miller light became the presenting sponsor of the Kevin Clancy show from now through the end of the year. Between this show, that show, One Minute Man,

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That one came in, looks fire, good to go. So that leads me to my question. What is the weirdest or the worst thing you've been asked to give up or get rid of in order to get laid? Love the pod. Keep on rocking. All right. Well, I mean, first of all, like kind of fuck your wife for not liking the watermelon hoodie, but also like halfway you're cool because she liked the Sapphire one. Also, right now, if you go to – what's the sale URL?

Do we know? Right now we're having a sale on all Viva items. If you go to store.barstoolesports.com and go to the collections, you'll see our sale right now. So what's cool about Viva is, like, we have – it's like we have, like, last season shit on sale. But, like, because we're not, like, a full-blown company, it's like no one's going to be like, oh, that's last season shit on sale but like because we're not like a full-blown company it's like no one's gonna be like oh that's last season viva you know what i mean like the hoodies and the sweatpants and the jackets and the shit that we make last year are still good to wear this year too so everything like right now you can get the the block v the the

v sherpa hoodie it's like that was a brand new hoodie this this winter that's now on sale 20 off we're running it all through the whole weekend. It's basically like Black Friday. I know everyone gears up for Black Friday and buys everything that weekend, but just do some shopping now in the summer. Get it for yourself. Stash it for the winter. If you want to get holiday gifts for people now,

go to store.barstoolsports.com. Go to the collections. You'll see everything on sale. The Plush Moon Man, like the brand new shit that we put out is not a part of it, but almost everything else we've ever made answer the internet's on sale the blankets are on sale the hats are on

sale the sherpa hoodies the quilted hoodies the joggers the jackets the windbreakers like everything we've ever made 20 off so if you're down with our merch like now's the time to buy um uh what's the weirdest thing i i don't i've never luckily i've never been like told to like give something up i like i've never been forced to change my style i remember like when i i was still married and kind of when i started making viva and i was like making clothes that i like and it was like hoodie is like a little bit street wear but not fully you know like that's kind of what the clothes that i make um i remember caitlin being like what happened to like my like j crew like upper east side guy and i was like yeah i never really liked that shit i was just kind of dressing like what my friends

were dressing like and and so she didn't like it but she didn't she wasn't like you can't wear those fucking hoodies you can't wear those like sweatpants or whatever i don't think i've ever been told because i honestly think I wouldn't do that. I really, like if a girl, I know this happens to a lot of guys. I know we put on for the simps. No judging if you're a simp.

But when someone's like, you can't dress that way anymore, I think that's like wildly mean. Yeah. We're problematic territory. Yeah. Kind of like the body odor thing. It's like,

I'm just not going to date you. If you just like, you look at me, you're like, we have to change your hair, your clothes, your shoes, everything. It's like, you just don't like me. Yeah, that's okay. You're just swapping in a boyfriend, like a different guy. So let's just, you go find a guy who does all those things for you. So I've never really had that.

I've definitely never had that. I'm far too cool to have someone say they don't like what I wear. You are such a fucking paradox, man. Like, I'm the biggest loser in the world, but don't you dare tell me I'm way too cool for you to judge me. Here's the thing. I wear cool clothes. I know I wear cool clothes. So, like, what are you going to tell me?

I'm fucking not in something cool? I know I'm in something cool. Right. That's why I bought it. Right. Because I know I'm cool in it. You should be judging her. You're going to wear the last season's dress? bought it. Right. Because I know what quality is. You should be judging her. You're going to wear the last season's dress?

I do. Yeah. Silently. I'm not an asshole. Well, I am. I'm thinking it. But I'm not a problematic asshole. But, oh, yeah, I'll be like, oh, boy, I should wear that tonight.

I guess I'm going to have to carry the weight for this couple tonight. I'm dressing for two, I guess. I'm going to have to make sure people aren't looking at you. But, yeah, I mean, I wish I could give you something better, but I think ultimately that's kind of the answer

to my question is if somebody makes you give up something really important, I guess if it's like, you know, that melon hoodie he's talking about is kind of like a...

Splashed you in the eye? I do think that's the one criticism about body armor. I like the big opening, but a lot of times it splashes into your eye. Right on my face.

Was that intentional? Yeah. Yeah, okay. You know, that hoodie's, like, kind of pink. Maybe your girl could be like, that's a bit much. But I don't know. It depends how old you are. You said wife, right?

Like, my mom got, I think my mom got all these from my dad, so Polly's down with it. But the, yeah, you know, like, sometimes you take a risk with something. Yeah. But that's why you shouldn't you shoot I think that's something that happens to guys you like shoot a guy down

when he did that never taking a risk again yeah he was probably like alright I'm gonna get the pink hoodie it's a little bit much and then you're like

one of the moments that jumps out at me was when I played when me and Dave were doing the rap battle and I finished second round TKO and I played it and she was like oh my god battle, and I finished second round TKO, and I played it.

And she was like, oh, my God, oh, my God, I'm so embarrassed. I can't even – oh, my God, this is so cringe. Turn it off, turn it off, turn it off. She was, like, joking, and I was like, that was the meanest thing that's ever happened to me. Like, this is – at that moment, that was, like, the most important project I had ever worked on, and I was so proud of it. And I was like, okay, well, like, I'm going to go kill myself now. So you can't do that to guys. You can't shoot them down.

Well, that one's justified, but whatever. Next voicemail. Last voicemail of the day is brought to you by Freefly Apparel. Brands send us clothing all the time. Brands send us clothing all the time. And, you know, sometimes I i like it sometimes i don't uh and i am it's i i'm i'm proud to tell you that free fly is one of the brands that i would go out and buy myself that uh i would wear these whether i was working this job or not if i found out about free fly

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So go to freeflyapparel.com slash KFC and get 20% off when you visit. Last voicemail. Let's go. Hey, boys. I have a situation that I want your take on. And if in the end you say do nothing, that is 100% okay with me. Last voicemail. Let's go. had a great time but like really just saw it as friends and I say like I'll pay for my shit like I don't like I don't have a complex or anything like I can I can do it like it's fine um come to find out like the tickets were hella expensive and I'm down to pay for it and I've offered multiple times and she like refuses and now I feel like I'm like in some type of hole where I own something.

So is homeboy just, like, a simp? And we'll see if he, like, tries to get with me or something? Or, like, do I really have to pay him back even though he's kind of not letting me? Like, do I send him the Venmo even though he hasn't told me how much the tickets are? He got tickets to an event and invited you. It's not, like like a simp move. I mean, if this guy's like, if you guys are like fresh out of college and you're like broke boy and girl, and he's paying like $1,000 tickets and you know that he's going way overboard, I guess that's different. Did he get you like VIP tenant Coachella or did he get you like?

Yeah. Are you sitting courtside for Durant? And it's like, you know that like it's way too expensive and he's just like being desperate but if it's just like I got you tickets and it's like no you don't have to Venmo me I just want to go out with you I mean yeah listen he probably wants to hook up with you you're going on a date of some sort he probably wants

to fuck you but I don't think it's like you have to because he got you these tickets so I think asking someone to Venmo you or asking that you can Venmo them is the most insulting thing to do. I'm always the first to put down a card and I never Venmo anybody and I don't care at all. But people will say, why don't you ever Venmo me? And I'm like, wow.

They Venmo a request, right? Yeah. What the fuck? Do math? I mean, I guess it's almost like when guys say you want to see them reach for their purse and that's fine. If you're still early on and you're maybe kind of dating and it's awkward, like, you know, and, and, and I get the tickets and you say like, Oh my God, these were like expensive. Do you, do you want me to pay for some?

And I don't know, you offer that. It's like, okay. And then I say no. And then that's it. And you really don't even have to do that. I think, I think it's all about if I say to you, like, I want to go to the game. Do you want to go with me? Do you want to, should we try to get tickets to kind of imply that, like, you're getting the ticket to versus like I had two tickets to the game. Do you want to go? That's usually like these. I'm giving these to you, you know, maybe, you know, when it's a guy, it's like I'll pay for the you know, you got the ticket.

I get the beer or something like that. But if it's a girl and a date, I don't think that. Yeah. With a guy and I would never expect it But with a guy If someone brings me tickets That's why it was so fucking hard To go to the game with Tank

Tank Tank would let me pay for his ticket Tank doesn't drink beers Right You can't get him back in anyway I'll buy you a thousand cokes bro Well you know what You know what you two

You gotta be cautious ladies A lot of times People are getting tickets Like from a guy My dad knows a dude I got a ticket broker Like whatever it is All of a sudden you're feeling are getting tickets from a guy, my dad knows a dude, I got a ticket broker, whatever it is, all of a sudden you're feeling bad that you have $500 tickets that you didn't even pay for.

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You goddamn right, girl. That's amazing. And then the girl, that girl was a, was a, that girl was a freak girl. And a freak girl. I mean, you're a freak girl And A freak girl I mean You're a freak girl I've probably told this story About her before

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