KFC Radio - Interview with Rone || The Fashion Industry is Trying to Capture the Essence of John Henry Feitelberg

Episode Date: February 9, 2023

Timecodes: 00:00:00 Start 00:03:19 Live Shows 00:08:49 Cons Phone Call 00:24:55 Capture the Essence of Feitelberg 00:43:00 Phoenix Stories 00:57:20 Lebron Hypothetical 01:01:51 Life Hypothetical 01:14:49 Whos the biggest Ahole 01:37:52 The Last of Us 01:43:53 Yellow Stone 01:51:06 Harrison Ford 01:54:31 Poker Face 02:03:48 Voicemails 02:31:22 Rone Interview Support our sponsor! Hello Fresh Go to https://barstool.link/HFKFC and use code KFC65 for 65% off + free shippingYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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Also, the game's in Tempe. Game's in Gardnerville. There's all these fucking names. And we went to Phoenix during our live show tour. So I'm all back. Speaking of live show tour. Tomorrow, Friday, the Wilbur. The Wilbur.

Coming back to Boston. Last time we did the Wilbur. The first show sold out in like four minutes. We added the second show. We're only doing one this time. Well, you know. No. We'll see. No, I'm putting my foot down. We always do this. When we did only doing one this time well you know no we'll see no i'm putting my foot down we always do this when we did that first one we were like i was like dude i like when we

got done with the first one the first time we did it all we wanted to do was go to bed i know and it was another show we are doing one show so get your tickets to the wilbur we are doing i want to repeat everyone look me in the eye we're doing one show this morning we're doing one single show that's a promise no no no i i'm not even kidding we might get in a fight right now i'm not with you i'm with you but like don't act like there's no chance that like i'll maybe do it the next day don't act i don't want to do a 10 o'clock show. I'm with you, man. We should do a two-day thing, and it's like NFL Sunday, like the divisional round or the championship one, where it's like 2.30 and 6.

That would be great. One and four is a little crazy. But do a three and 6.30? Oh, man. Looking down the barrel again, we're doing one show. If you want to come to the fucking show, which I hope you come. It's so much fun. But if you want to come to the show, we're doing one show. If you want to come to the fucking show in Boston, which I hope you come. It's so much fun. But if you want to come to the show,

we're doing one single show. Do not think it's good. Get your ticket right now. Stop the show. I'm doing one show. I'm doing one show. I'm doing one show. How much money?

Well, what if I did a second show solo? Fine. I'll stay in the green room. I'll support you. We were gassed. We were tired. But that was also, didn't we come from Florida and all that shit? No, that was different. We went to Florida. Oh, I got to get. We were gas. We were tired. But that was also, didn't we come from Florida and all that shit?

No, that was different. We went to Florida. Oh, I got to get cons a wedding gift. Son of a bitch. Yeah, that's right. We're right there. We're coming up on a year. Yeah.

I saw a content camp. Cash, man. Cash? Yeah. Cons, tell them what you want. Cash. Cash? Yes.

Get off this shit. Get off this gift thing that you do. Yeah, I got to get my gifts. People want money. All right. Cons, I'm this gift thing that you do. People want money. Cons, I'm going to get you a present. They already sent me a thank you note too. Very nice of you to work your way around the fact that I didn't give you a gift and you still sent me a thank you note. Shout out Cons and Alex.

Let me make sure I did give him a gift. If not, we'll do it right now. We'll find the number and we'll give it to him. I'll text him. Should I just call him real quick? Yeah. Yeah. We're doing one show.

Also, Austin. Austin, Texas is also on sale right now. So get... Oh, no, not right now. Friday. We'll explain that in a second. Let me just get through this constantly. Hey, let's figure out our wedding gift situation.

Come on, pick up, you stupid fucking... What are you doing? Better in a war? He's not answering? Are you kidding me? No, I'm not giving him a gift. What could he possibly be doing? Kevin was going to give you the best gift of all time.

We talked about it beforehand. This is the whole bit we're running. Kevin was like, I'm going to surprise him with a FaceTime. I'm going to get him caught with this gift. He's going to be like Oprah. We're not even going to tell anybody what it beforehand. This is the whole bit we're running. Kevin was like, I'm going to surprise him with a FaceTime. I'm going to get him caught with his gift. And now – It's going to be like Oprah. We're not even going to tell anybody what it was. I'm going to be like, Conn's, look under your chair right now.

Yeah, but you do got to get that done. Content Kim was talking like you're allowed to go as long as you want because she was like, I'm trying to find the perfect gift. That's what I do with my friends. I'm never getting you anything, but I always say the same thing. Now, here's the thing. You're dumb. Huh? You're dumb. Huh?

You're dumb. Oh, yeah. She's from the south. Well, Oklahoma's the south, I guess. I don't know. I think Oklahoma would tell you it's not the south. Shut up, Oklahoma. It's the south, right?

Midwest, south, center of the country, whatever. I just think content Kim kind of does things differently. She's rich. She's got the ability to let me get you something nice whatever you and all your friends and family that you're going to be getting going to weddings of they want cash motherfucker i know you want to give my sister cash but like i don't know i just so wait you give your sister money and then less strangers get a more of like i got to think about your gift yeah that's as i don't want to get them again stupid i get by gave

myself like i gave myself a good gift but like yeah yeah but like like i mean like i i feel bad it feels very transactional to me when yeah but you know what the transaction i paid for my plea like that doesn't i don't know i don't because like i wouldn't want i don't i if i ever get married which i won't but the like and if i do i, which I won't, but the like, and if I do, I'm eloping, um, smart and smart. The, I wouldn't want,

I would be like, don't pay for your plate. Give me like whatever. Like, well, you know, it depends on also, I don't give a fuck.

Pay my wife's fucking husband or dad. Whoops. I don't know what was, what was more seamless. Was the slip or the, oh, I slipped. That was the most, that was crazy. I ain't paying for shit, dude. I gave her a dowry.

Why would I pay for the wedding? Nevermind, my dad paid the dowry. I'm in this shit for free. My wife's husband paid for this shit by the way in that scenario i'm the cool guy i'm not getting cuckolded i'm cuckolding she's already got that is yeah you're the bull yeah i'm the bull here's this idiot cons what's up you idiot what's up so um we we're coming up on a year anniversary for your wedding correct yeah so finalberg at least the one you guys attended

the hell does that mean you got another wife bro no no no i had a catholic mass in february like a few weeks before thank you for for not subjecting us to that. That was a cool move. That's a good move for everybody getting married. If you've got in-laws and parents and shit, or you yourself are very religious and you have to do a religious wedding, do it separately and spare your guests. I was in the church for like three and a half hours of mine. I was like, I want to die. I can't believe what the people in the audience in the church are feeling like.

Anyway, it's coming up on a year. Yeah, if you're not used to a Catholic mass and then you've got to sit through one, it's brutal. Awful. It's long. So we're coming up on a year, and John abides by that rule of you've got to get a gift within a year. So he was like, shit, I've got to get something. Question, did I give you money no no okay you didn't either okay i mean shit so your wife probably fucking like hates me i do you i can't believe you invited those barstool people

no you should have you should have known when that invitation went out. You're getting a present on day 364. Yeah, that for him. Maybe. Yeah, I very much apologize. I should have. I don't I don't do that. And I thought that I had paid you. But then as soon as he started talking about, I was like, wait a minute.

I don't know if I did. So you'll get your gift today for me. Yeah, I'm just going to get cash. This motherfucker is no, I'm getting you cash. I leave it for a year in case something strikes the eye in case like see something i'm like that's a great gift nothing has struck my eye so you get cash but you know what this means bro what is legit like they were because i know how this works you go through the fucking list the manifest if you will and you write down who gave what so that a you can write a thank you note, and B, you know what to give in return. And we were two fat goose eggs.

That is unacceptable. Don't worry, at least you look nice. What a net negative I was at this wedding. Oh my God. She must think we are animals. But you're already kind of an animal. I feel like this is bad you know wow i'm sorry man you should have said something to me i'm pretty sure i sent you both a thank you yes i said you

did a good job dancing around the fact that i didn't give you anything yeah it was a nice like it was like it was like we had a blast spending time with you like yo that's so bad i'm so sorry i i was just we were just talking about how how when we were just talking about how uh girls are basically in your life to rsvp to events to bring sunblock to the beach to uh what we were just saying up there what else was it suck dick so yeah have a little bit of sex. And what? And to pack. Like, you know, when you're going on the road,

Pabst, like, forgot all of his essentials because he was just, like, throwing shit in a bag. And also, along with the RSVPs, I think, you know, it's also, like, you make sure you got to get the gift, make sure you got to write the note, all that kind of shit. So when we were just rolling in solo from Boston, I wasn't even thinking. i didn't even have clothes which the reason this all came up cons is uh is we're doing one show at the wilbur we're doing one single show all part of an ad read that

you got snuck into somehow we're doing one show get your tickets right now we're doing one i will say, given your guys' schedule that weekend, I was grateful that you were just there. It was very chaotic, but you got to give the gift. You'll get it. Tell me straight up.

You can tell me whatever. What was said about when she was like, these guys didn't get gifts? Was she legitimately like, these guys are fucking bums no because that was not as confident now yo bro just it's okay like just say it i won't no bad blood you'd be surprised you'd be surprised it's not like you two were the only two i know that's what's sick i've never good it's whatever you know sometimes people are in different parts of their life and they don't they can get down there and we appreciated that we had people that needed

to fly in and get a hotel yeah yeah i mean that's the that's the cope like the copacetic answer here but like i would i would like to think that it I like forgot. I'm sure there are people on that list who just like didn't, you know what I mean? Like, like didn't do it and don't have any plans on doing it. And that's fucking garbage to do that to people. I'm in no place to throw stones right now. I think there's a difference between being like, Oh my God, I forgot versus like, yeah, I had to fly. So I already, Oh yeah. That's, you know, that's a difference between being like oh my god i forgot versus like yeah i had to fly so i already oh yeah that's you know that's all i was being quiet because sometimes i forget but i'm never like well it cost me money to come here why would i give it either then like say no if that's somehow i was never forgetting about this one though i knew i knew by fucking

clock i knew wilbur show was day 365 365 that was drop dead hour. I knew. I knew the whole time. Even reading that thank you letter. I was like, these motherfuckers don't think I'm getting them a gift. What? These fucking idiots

don't think I'm getting a gift. Dude, I had 365. I got 365. One show at the Wilbur. I've never abided by the one. This is actually a good segment to have right now because last episode

we were doing the New new york new york magazine wrote an article about like the the new rules of life and i never even knew about the the 365 thing until like later in life oh really yeah i i did i just didn't know it was a thing i just thought it was like you're supposed to bring it fucking the night of and if you don't like you forget or whatever you know where i learned like get it done as soon as possible i learned it in um curb your enthusiasm uh that's definitely like seinfeld and curb larry and cheryl bring a bottle of wine on like day 370 yep and the people like it's three like it's too late yeah it's a gift and like what are you talking about like the longer i think the longer you wait it's not so much it's rude it's just completely unexpected i i think at this point if anybody sent us anything we'd be like

see here's the spin zone you're about to get a surprise baby dinner's on us tonight yeah i remember spinning this as like uh i i um what did i do one time i it was oh it was for my kids and it was kind of like you know uh you get like another gift at the end because i like forgot to get something so i was like surprise there's one last gift that i should have had already but you know it can't wait whatever so but you know when you're expecting to get your money back and make some cash and you're checking the list, yeah, you're expecting it. Now, it's like, oh, shit. I'm going to be able to go buy something reasonable.

You'll be able to buy something that's not memorable at all, but at least we'll pay for dinner once or something. Hey, we'll cover your plate. Yeah. Exactly. lease will pay for dinner once or something hey we'll cover your plate yeah exactly and you're both gonna go up in my life's book well let me tell you why you're really about to go up in your wife's book because oh i should here's what i should have said i am uh blessed enough that in a couple weeks i get my barstool equity and I was simply waiting for that to happen so that I could properly give cons and Mrs. Cons the gift they deserve. So I was waiting for that reason. Yeah.

I appreciate that, because now it's going to be a great gift. There were some other people from Barstool who were there who gave very generous gifts, just so you know. Fucking A, dude. Bro, large is like $100. He has so much money. That doesn't count. That fat, bald idiot doesn't count.

Bro, I cannot believe I forgot this. This is going to haunt me for a good six months. I hate this kind of shit. Being this guy is like... It doesn't matter. I always say, better late than never. Yeah. Better late than never.

No, you're right, but it's also... What's the L word being thrown around? We're on day like 340. If anything, I'm early. Dude, as soon as we brought up, I was like trying to remember because I don't even have a checkbook anymore. Oh, I got to mail my rent. Son of a bitch.

Final break's on fire. I got my rent check check I got it right here it's in my pocket what day is it February 10th hello Belay I was thinking that because I'm also suspended from Venmo bro you got zeal or zell or whatever okay you'll get your check today then you'll get your money today

fuck man alright well congratulations on your wedding. You're only getting a thank you text. I'm not sending another thank you note. Yeah, yeah. That's fine. That's fine. Actually, I'll give you the choice, dealer's choice, since we were just debating money

and shit. Do you want money or do you want, oh, wait. Do you talk about, you're're gonna be a dad you're talking about that right or no yeah you're in a vlog okay yeah yeah that's public right okay so okay dealer's choice do you want money or do you want me to buy uh cash value worth of like the same amount of money for baby shit wow i am not in a position to make that decision unilaterally so i will get back to you in about five minutes. See, I'm a great gift giver, bro.

I'm going to give you money. Now the table's a turn. I have been. Look, here's the thing, and this is my argument for waiting a full year. It has literally been in the back of my mind every day since the wedding, being like, look for a good. Hey, if someone pops out that's great for cons and outs, get that. So I've been thinking about this gift for a year.

And you're going to get a Venmo. As a New York, New Jersey, I guess when you go a little further up, they go back to fucking cash bars like a bunch of poors. Where? Massachusetts is very well known for that. Not the folks I hang out with. No, not you. Maybe not you. I run in different circles. But in general, I think Mass is very known known for that not the folks i know not you maybe not you

i run in different circles but in general i think mass is very known as a cash bar uh and also a gift giving rather than a cash giving the only thing i will say is that usually i think it's stupid because people are buying like dumb houseware and all that kind of shit that i'm like just give me fucking money Even if it's like a $500 mixer, I'd rather have the money, you know, where we both thought of that. Like,

yeah, I'm going to have one fun Jimmy Buffett day in the summer and I'll use that. That's it. Give me 500 bucks instead. But the difference comes in when you're having kids, because then I think there's actually valuable things to buy, tangible things to buy where it's like, Oh,

I, you know, I remember what I really needed or missed or I found this good brand or whatever. So I actually think I can give some value on that front. Otherwise, it's just cash on me. Anything's great. I appreciate you guys.

I appreciate your friendship. So anything at this point is just extra. All right, don't be gay about it. We'll see you later, dude. One show at the Wilbur. One show at the Wilbur! One show at the Wilbur! Let's start the show. Wade got announced at Moon Tower, too.

Oh, one show at Moon Tower in Austin! So this is a... Get this ready. This is our Austin announcement. Austin. Oh, no. B-Austin. I disavow.

Boston, man. If that was a wedding, it was a cash bar. If that was a wedding, it was my outfit to the wedding. Yo, next wedding I go to, who's getting married next? Anybody we know?

Anybody on the fucking docket? Somebody needs to get married just so I can go to their wedding, and I'm going to wear a fucking, I'm going to wear a tux. I'm going to wear the bride's, the groom's tux, and be like, what now, bitch? A white a tux i'm gonna wear the brides the grooms tux and be like what now bitch a white one too piss off the bride and the groom coming out decked

out um yeah boston austin boston and austin are on sale tomorrow friday uh along with we have like four other cities coming so if you are cities in those states or in that region as in New England, I would have credit cards ready to go. Ready? Here we go. April 26th, we are at the Houston Improv. Houston! In Houston, Texas. April 27th, we are at the Addison Improv in Dallas.

Dallas! April 29th, we are at Stateside at the Paramount in Austin. Austin! Then we come back home May 12th at the Wilbur in Boston. Boston! And then May 15th at the New York Comedy Club, which, plot twist, is in Stanford, Connecticut. Stanford!

I cannot believe it, but we have... Wait, wasn't there one other one there? Nah, fuck it, whatever you had we are the guys who read our live live dates at the beginning of their podcast we are successful people

how about that we've become one of those guys that's the top of our show give me a break that's better than when they go okay guys here we go I'm gonna be in this

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Okay, can I get to my announcement now? Mm-hmm. Pav, if you were there for this, please, please remember. Okay. Why are you standing up, bro? Because this is this big. It's about the, oh, okay. Get me in frame because this is this big.

Should I come up with you? Sure. Okay. I feel weird looking at your dick no it's fine this is so incredibly important it's crazy now boston you know boston on sale what show you think have you set the bar too high for this nope i'm nervous nope you think you're gonna deliver this level of of setup yep okay I do. Unless you're coming out finally. Okay. We ready?

Mm-hmm. Yeah? Cameras are all on me? Last night, this girl comes up to me at the bar. You remember this? No? This girl comes up to me at the bar. Oh, I do, I do.

Okay. She comes up to me at the bar. She works for Ralph Lauren. Okay. Mm-hmm. They're at, like, this big meeting for Ralph Lauren. They're at this big meeting at Ralph Lauren headquarters. When? Let's call it last week. They're in the

fucking big office, what do you call that thing? Conference room? Conference room it is. They're at the conference room. It wasn't Ralph Lauren himself, but one of the people, one of the executives. Your underlings? Puts up a picture. No.

No. And they say. No. We want to look like this guy? How do we capture this essence? No. And it is me in Amsterdam. Shut the fuck up.

Shut the fuck up. Shut the fuck up. Katie Tweet us if it was you Tweet us the fucking picture Tweet us wherever you work I know it was at Ralph Lauren She might not have worked there She might have been a consultant there for it They're like talking about

How do we get everyone bell bottoms did i not over did it was that not worth it ralph lauren ralph lauren is putting up pictures of me saying we gotta capture this essence you know what this is this is what show at the welber this is dave that That photo was iconic. It was a live video that I just took a screenshot of. Yeah, well, you can tell. Can we do... People walk by.

You see those commercials all the time where they're, like, Photoshopping out the fucking clouds and shit. Get me out of that picture, and we need it to be, like, the iconic Feidelberg photo. Like, we'll put that up there with yeah i don't know the shot of fucking ollie standing over people and uh this reminds me of when dave in like if ralph lauren is ralph lauren is selling bell bottoms in the next year which they will be well they also you you knew this was the trend coming right you said you said

before that like i've been in the market for some bell bottoms. Right, right. Harry Styles, wear them all the time. Harry Styles fucking sets the tone. So it's not, like, totally unprecedented, but, like, you're definitely, you know, popularizing it and early on it. When Dave, in, like, 2014, was, like, boardrooms are asking, how can we be more like Barstool? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And we laughed. Like, this is, like... If you were walking around Amsterdam and you said, I bet you people at Polo

are acting like, how can we dress like this? I'd be like, okay, dude, whatever. You look dope, but relax. Here we are. I wish I got her number. You remember the girl we were talking to? She kind of looked like Natasha Lyonne. She had red curly hair.

We should definitely get in contact curly hair. We should definitely get in contact with them. We should definitely you... Oh, Jack, you missed a major announcement. What? One show at the Wilbur! We, the people at Ralph Lauren,

I don't know why you keep saying both ways. Ralph Lauren? Ralph Lauren. They, Ralph Lauren. They had a conference and they said, how can we capture this essence? And the picture they put up on the fucking TV was Feidelberg in Amsterdam. Wait, actually?

Actually. No way! That's so cool. That might... Where does that rank for crowning achievements of your life? Bro, I mean, not that high because it's just scribbled in my notebook. You can see that's how drunk I was. I was like, RL Bellbottoms.

That is fucking hilarious. I was like, I don't want to forget this. But no turner, bro. Yeah, oh yeah. We've got to talk about. But first, we've got to get in contact with that girl, Katie. We we got to get in contact with that girl katie we got to get in contact with someone i believe her name was katie i hope it was if not i apologize i remember what you look like but i forget your exact we got to get in contact

with some people at polo ralph lauren and we gotta like you got a model for them oh yeah oh god yeah you know okay okay okay wait ready here we go pivot chances of polo like picking you out of the crowd like ashton kutcher and making you the model probably low slim why don't we just start dude i'm like kramer you get me in the room you're like you are rather live aren't you how about this though instead we just do a rogue photo shoot with polo gear. Or your own gear that you think. No, opposite. Not because they're trying to change their look.

Get more bell bottoms. Get whatever you want. And we'll just put the polo fucking thing and the logo and make it look like it's a magazine cover. And basically do a copyright. A little bit of an offshoot of Ralph Lauren, but I got you. And then they'll be like, oh, this is what it'll look like. It's an offshoot of Ralph Lauren, but I got you. And then they'll be like, oh, this is what it'll look like. Show them, man.

Like we always say about Barstool, it's like, start the blog. Just pretend you've got the job and do the job for a day or a week or a month. Do it. Model. Let's start with a haircut. How long are you going to let it go?

I don't know. Probably not that much longer. When I went to Fleshman the other day, she was like, is he ever going to go to Zara? She texted me the other day, and I thought it was going to be about like, get your fucking ass in here. That's what she basically said to me. She was just like, he's got to get in here. He's got to go to Zara. What's going on? But that's not what she said. When I saw her name

pop up, I thought it was what she was going to say. She said something different. But yeah, anyway, Ralph Lauren wants to be me. What up? One show at the Wilbur. We call the store One Show. Yeah. All I got is one show.

One show at the Wilbur. It should be called like one show at the Wilbur, colon like a live show at the wilbur um damn that's fucking dope that's like pinnacle for you man it's pretty someone who's into clothes and also that brand like if uh trying to think of a brand you wouldn't be like too happy i want to be clear pat you remember this girl right i'm just okay i want to make sure someone else can verify. We were talking about something yesterday about how I was really jealous.

This is by far way worse. This is the most jealous I've ever been in my entire life. What would you rather... I wonder if Shane remembers. Shane was there too. What company would you most want to have this happen? Ralph Lauren's up there, man. Maybe you have a brand you like better, want to be coast like have this happen is it like i mean ralph lauren's up it's up there like maybe

you have a a a brand you like better but as far as like name cachet and weight and all that polo ralph lauren is like oh yeah yeah this is really cool i i until i was looking at my notebook for the show like i had a vague memory. It was like, we were over there by the fireplace. I had a vague memory and I saw like scribble. It says R L bell bottoms. I was like, Oh yeah, dude, I forgot about that. How did you not mention this last night? You were like, I'm keeping it. It was like, I, yeah.

And that's what's so perverted about this fucking show is like, you can't talk to your friends. Don't talk until the mics are on. I don't want, and it's like, I'll even like, I won't tell my good friends stories because I'm like, I don't want to blow my load and tell it the wrong, like I want, I want my original telling to be on the show. And then like friends, I actually just got a text from my buddy who was the other person at the, actually I'm going to text him back.

He said, I'm crying laughing about Friday night on the pod. I'm like, did you want to be the hot one or the ugly one? Yes. Is there any other? It could be outside of clothes. It could be anything. Would you want to be like if Mercedes was like, we need that guy in our cars or something like that.

Is there any other brand that's higher? I mean, this is clearly a victim of the moment. But man, no, I don't give a fuck about cars so cars wouldn't matter um for some reason this isn't even i mean it is a brand because everything's a brand now which sucks but uh the one thing that popped in my head was blink 182 if blank was like that it's a man i'd be like fuck yeah what What about food? Like if those who shall not be named. Fuck them. Yeah. And I want to reiterate, because someone tweeted about this recently.

If any other candy brand advertises with this company, I will get you tattooed over the other brand. It's crazy that people haven't taken you up on that. There are fucking companies that have stoolies everywhere. Even if you are, let's say you're a low level, you can run it up the flagpole and get it to some executive that some dude who has hundreds of thousands of followers across multiple social media networks will get your tattoo over the king competitor tattoo if you get down to us.

I don't even care if you're in the same genre of candy. You can be chocolate as far as... You know there's Justins's at the hotel by the way i know there's just do you know there's about four packs of justin's in my fridge uh what would you want to be co-signed by i really think it's polo because i was thinking about it like like you know what like balenciaga or benetton or one of those like lame ones you don't want like a streetwear thing that either it's classic yeah it's actually also shout out while we're doing this my favorite instagram ad i my favorite instagram company i follow or instagram whatever what do you call them account instagram account my favorite instagram company it's old Ralph Lauren ads. Vintage, yeah. It's just classic.

Very cool. And guess what? They all look dope as shit, dude. And this motherfucker, they're like, wish that dude wasn't bell bottoms. We talked about this a little bit. The picture is lucky or the bell bottoms always fall that way? I think it's luck.

I don't know. If you were to just stand still every time like you do for a picture, will they always be flat and facing like a trapezoid outward? Or was that just like the way you were walking? It happened to just... I think they kind of fall like that because I was definitely standing still. I wasn't walking. Right, right.

But it's everything, man. It's the fucking shig, the hat, the jacket. The jacket's not polo think but it's everything man it's the fucking shig the hat the the jacket the jacket's not polo is it no well it's gonna be um again though it just you know life is funny because if i were that same outfit i'm a dickhead i was wearing like a version of that same outfit makes me feel bad you're saying i'm a dickhead we're like the same person no but that no that's we're not that's my point is we're for whatever reason whether it's tangible because like your body shape is just a little different and you're like your look is different or if it's intangible, intangible, not tangible. It's just like this aura about you. Like,

I don't know if I were to put on that hat, have a SIG, put a jacket on and those bell bottoms, it would not be the look. Polo's not Ralph. Ralphie is not calling me up, man. So I don't know.

And that's annoying when you like for the longest time, like back in the day when I didn't really care, I'm like, whatever. I don't give a fuck. He looks good when he dresses like a clown. I don't care. But now. I'm literally a clown. Yeah.

But now that I'm like. Particularly when I'm not wearing a jacket. Those pictures. I look like a fucking. The jacket's perfect. When you don't have the jacket on, you look like an ice dancing figure skater. But now I think what happens it i was gonna say how how funny would it have been you were so close to wearing the cape yeah thank god the cape was too much yeah no no thank god it's like halloween yeah 100 i think

i don't really give a shit i put that cape on. I'm fucking Sam Smith. Ted Cruz is tweeting about me. I think as you get older in life, I never cared that much about whatever. I just wear what I wear. And if you tell me bell bottoms are coming in fashion, I don't want to bell bottoms so i don't care i'm not going to do it but then you live you get enough years under your belt where it's like well i don't know maybe i'll just give it a shot this time see what happens so um so i'm jealous i wish i could do it i literally tried to do that last weekend bell bottoms no i tried to do, you guys have the pants you're wearing right now

with the pockets in the front. Cargo pants? Yeah, those. And I knew that was in style, and also baggy was, and I overshot it on both hands. And I got, the second I walked in the bar, I got roasted. Baggy being back is awesome, except it's like... You guys are wearing baggy pants,

not like jeans, right? You're wearing like... I have a pair or two of baggier jeans. But the ones I wore yesterday, they were way too skinny. I hated those. I want like... Not necessarily baggy.

I don't have any jeans like my fucking corduroy pants. Those are... Those are crazy. Those are obsessive. These are just regular baggy um i i those are pretty regular to me if you ask you know i want like baggy fucking rock aware sean john to come back like do it do it that would be great it's just so silly how it's cyclical it is it's so silly the same look you were roasting but everything's cyclical yeah tv but it's justical it is it's so silly the same look you were roasting but everything's cyclical yeah i know tv but it's just funny when it comes around it is i actually read a great quote

about uh clothes the other day um and i i forget who it's attributed to um so i apologize but it was basically talking about how like people such as yourself you're like i just don't care like it is like what it is i'm not doing anywhere and it is and that makes all the sense in the world but the quote was just clothes don't matter as much as fashion people think they matter but they matter a lot more than a regular person does

it's how you're presenting yourself to the world but it's not that I don't want to present myself in such a way presenting myself as in like it's not even presenting myself as in like i'm a respectable person it's just like this is who i am i know it's like i'm introducing myself right what i'm like and that's where i'm like i can't pull that off because when i see those like until i saw it on you i was like these, these are stupid. These are clown pants. Then for whatever reason, I'm like, oh, but it looks cool for some reason.

You know what I mean? I think the only thing worse than just dressing kind of boring, if you will, average, normal, is trying and failing. If you're not like one of you guys, don't try to be like it. It's like anything else in life. Be normal. Be real. If you're not like one of you guys don't try to be like it it's like

anything else in life be normal be real don't don't if you're not a gambler don't fake gambling if you're uh if you're not into fashion don't try to dress i mean i guess if you gave me tips and you made the fucking but it's like everything is like like even like what you can constantly do with it with people at work where it's like maybe this isn't your land like you're a great writer so right yes that's what i mean and even within clothes i think it can be like you know you don't have to just wear like blue jeans and a white shirt if you're not into fashion but you know you don't have to wear fucking bell bottoms but you can do something a little more you know what i mean uh you just have to have the courage to do it and then the once you do it, you have to just fucking wear it.

Because if you're the guy who's like, this is fucking... Right, right, right. Oh, man, you look like an asshole. My fucking gut is definitely hanging out. Being fat is different, man. Don't get it that twisted, bro. I give myself a TC Tuggers.

You know what I think I've figured out in my life? I got such a fucking huge torso. So goddamn long in comparison to the rest of my body. Yeah, totally. That's why I got such a fucking huge torso. So goddamn long in comparison to the rest of my body. Yeah, totally. That's why I look like a midget. A full-size midget. I need to go shopping

at fucking big and tall. Or one of those extra large places. Not for fat, but for length. Every t-shirt I ever have, as soon as I wash it, I don't know about you, but whenever something shrinks, for me it always shrinks this way. My pants wash it i don't know about you but whenever i whenever something shrinks for me it always shrinks this way uh my pants do i don't notice the shirts as

well actually instantly i go from like a regular shirt that fits to like if i were to put my arms up you're gonna like see my belly bro um or you sit down and you see my thong sticking out the back like it's crazy i need a real i need i need like it to be a little bit longer but they just there was i think some brand i used to wear had like you can order extra large uh extra length extra long and actually long and baby yeah i think i'm coming back i need yeah that's what i mean like all this shit i can't wait that's why i loved the last gen z is gonna be rocking tall teeth totally i love the last few years of athleisure because it was just like cool yeah now i can rock what i want and I want and not look like a total slob, even though you still look like a slob.

It's just you're allowed now. You know? Anyway, that is a fucking bombshell and an unbelievable achievement. Not quite a big bombshell as one show at the Wilbur. One show at the Wilbur. So we are uh in arizona we did our live radio from the barstool scottsdale bar which is a cool bar it's got like two levels it's kind of it reminds me of like one of those bars where you would like go watch uh college football or something but it's also kind of like a club you can get buckets as easy as you can get like bottles nighttime there's djs it's a cool spot

um boy was it just an awful radio show though i didn't hear any of i was in the crowd and i was trying to listen i mean i didn't hear it you can get... But come out on Friday. Yeah, well, here's the thing. I'm going to make it... We're going to make it fun. We're going to make it good. It was just... You know, we can be... We're probably now worth like a billion dollars,

if you think about it. And we had technical issues the full two hours. People just coming on stage with microphones that don't work and headphones that don't work and uh the most awkward intro ever if you didn't see it dave and dan did radio the first day and they just like walked on the stage and it was quiet and they were just like okay the show is beginning now and i get it that's awkward the only thing worse than that was the introduction we got the next day. It was like this 70s game show music. big cat and dave portno and it was just like oh no so bad i like i like trotted out there when you do like the i'm not running but i'm not walking i thought i was just walking yes yes

i'm putting in some fake hustle here when i'm getting to the door you're holding the door for me yeah yeah and that was fucking awkward and And then Dave was like, so I don't know, who's hosting this show? And I was like, oh, that's right. This is how this goes. I remember. So me, Dan, and Dave ended up having a good conversation. I heard Dave ask, who's hosting the show? And was that you? Someone was like, yeah.

I thought, I was like, it's supposed to be you. That was like 10 minutes in, too. Yep, yep, yep, yep. We ended up just screaming with Kirk Minahan and having some fine moments with the audience. I don't think they could hear us. 10 minutes in too yep yep yep yep um we ended up you know just screaming with kirk kirk minahan and having some fine moments with the audience i don't think could hear us long story short awkward day radio you know year like 20 at the super bowl um but hey we'll get it right one day maybe right probably not so afterwards in vegas next year yeah that'd be a fun one. I don't know.

I'm guessing. I mean, that just opened. There hasn't been one there. There's LA, but I would guess it's in Vegas. We then went to a bar afterwards called Patty's. Ooh, baby. When I tell you this is- I was about to say the exact same phrase when I tell you.

Yep. Proceed. This is the bar. I mean, it's the greatest bar. It truly is. it's a bar tailor made for us yeah

like when I if I were to list my favorite bars ever it's still gonna be you know like Parker House at the Jersey Shore

when I was a kid Boardy Barn the Drift in Long Island like the true like amazing party spots but like

Pickle Barrel you know yeah yeah yeah but then like as far as like regular bar, that's not like a vacation spot because it's just like Scottsdale, Arizona, you know?

Well, this is a vacation spot. It's a vacation spot. I guess for West Coast people. But it's not like a, you know, these bars are like on the beach or on the mountain and it's like,

I swear to God, take, you know, as far as regular bars go, patties, something or other. With teas, just as regular bars go, patties, something or other. With T's, just patties. Yeah, patties, just patties. It may be my favorite bar ever. It was such a good dive, but not like a bad dive,

just a fun dive. Pool tables, shuffleboard. It felt like you were indoors, but it it was outdoors so you could smoke cigs and shit because they were like also like random just holes in the roof there was this umbrella structurally like it was like umbrellas overlapping that made you feel like it was a roof but it just wasn't yeah yeah um disgusting bathroom so you got to figure that out patty uh but and then no the bathrooms were perfect they were exactly what they should be. I mean, they were whatever. Um, they also had dollar bills from every patron stapled to the wall, to the ceiling,

dangling from the ceiling, all up along the pillars, the bat behind the bar, probably like thousands and thousands of dollars just uh as like their wallpaper and then it was just we talk a lot about we just did it with ashton kutcher and john talks about all the time that article in gq about um bars not being what they once were right the hollywood reporter hollywood reporter yeah and how it used to be like you could have this guy, this girl, this crew, that band, whatever, everybody at the bar, and it was just cool. And Ashton talked about how TMZ ruined all that and shit. And it's funny. When we left the Barstool Bar, a paparazzi was there.

And remember Marty talking about how the paparazzi got him, but he was happy about it because they said something to Dave? Yeah. They said something about Dave? No, no, no. They got Dave when they were asking about Marty. Correct. Yes. That guy was there.

Oh, really? And he was like, I heard your show. Like, thanks for recognizing. And part of me wanted to be like, I was like, cool, man. And part of me wanted to be like, I'm going to smash your camera on the ground right now. Because, you know, we know how much those guys deep down inherently suck. No, that guy's a nice one, though. He was but he was outside the barstool bar just saying that in

case i deceived him that's true leave me alone if you see me so we walked like two blocks around the corner and we go to patty's and it was us a lot of barstool guys. Jackie Nichols was there. You heard her. Bitch is famous. Christian Yelich and his buddies came out. Shane Gillis was there. Ryan Russillo came. Ryan Russillo popped in. And it was just like they're playing shuffleboard. These guys are smoking cigs.

This guy's at the bar. There's a couple fans who asked for pictures, but for the most part, and that's fine if people ask for pictures. It's not that big of a deal, but nobody was doing that. Everybody was cool. It was dude. It's funny.

It's like, this is what I want. I was thinking about that exact article. I was like, dude, this is dope. We're like, yeah,

we had shuffleboard like with the boys and like having fun. And it was like, Oh, that guy's got hundreds of millions. That guy's the new former NFL MVP. Yeah. Just made fun of no one. Tell him.

Hopefully you didn't listen to that episode. I got the biggest thing. He knows he had a bad year too. He knows that we got the biggest comic in the game. Rosillo comes through. We, in our own right, people were like, you know, stars. Rosillo, by the way, Rosillo's got ass. Dude, I saw some girl at the bar and I was like, you see that girl's ass?

And he goes, did you see Ryan Rasillo's ass? I was like, wait, what? Dude, it was. I mean, I texted him this morning. I was like, you caked up. I was like, bro, you have an ass on you. Rasillo, you got an ass, bro. It threw me off my game.

He blamed his shovel board loss on Ryan Rasillo's cheeks. It was, dude, I was up like, we were up like, it was me and Shane. We had already beaten Dan and Jeff D. Lowe. And then we were playing Dan again. We played Dan and Steve now. And we were up big again. And Ryan Rosillo walked in and he flashed that ass.

And my game fell apart. I was in shambles. You know what happened? We ended up losing. They went on a run. They were like, he's a shell of himself. He doesn't know what to do. You're like in the cartoons

or the rom-coms where you're walking the street and you look at a girl and you hit a fucking sign. You're completely star-studded. My shovel boards were laying on the pool table fucking flaying them i have the weirdest thing going we don't really know each other but we do you know and i he walked in the bar and i'm pretty sure we made eye contact but he had a hat on and i couldn't really tell and i was like i think that's

your silo and i don't know if he knows me by name or even by sight, but we looked for a second, and then he just went the other way and went over to the shuffleboard bar to get you guys. But I think I've had multiple moments with him like that, where it's like, are we friends? Do we know each other? Didn't we go out? We did go out. Were you with Miami?

I think so. Right? Yeah. With SVP and Stanford Steve? Yeah. Was I out with SVP? I don't know if you were out. We were out.

I don't know if you were. I don't think I was. I think I would remember if I partied with SVP. We went to a casual hotel bar. It was a very low key. We got like a beer with them because they were closing that bar. SVP. Yeah.

And then Steve came back and kept going with us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Steve came back and kept going with us. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Steve came back. I love Hale, baby. I don't know. But anyway, when you find a bar like that, they're few and far between now. It's awesome.

Yeah. Great. Last night was a really great night. We got there early, so we kind of parked, posted up. The LeBron game was on, so we had some good like tv moments with sports music started playing jackie ordered a thousand dollars worth of food she ordered first of all she ordered chicken taco salads meaning one of those one chicken

salad one of those like big tortilla shell chip bowls. It was a weird order. It was a weird order. With no utensils. And then she ordered like four tortas, which were chicken sandwiches, I guess. Mexican chicken sandwiches. This was all good, by the way. It was funny, but it was like I was starving my dick off.

And all of a sudden, I saw Jackie. She snakes through the crowd and she turns the corner to us holding the takeout bags with this smile on her face like a little food gremlin like that is jackie's look what i got a big-footed orange-handed food handed food grabber. Shut the fuck up. Sweaty ass food grabber. I swear to God, I swear to God, when I wanted my sandwich, I was like,

oh, why'd you get that tiny ass sandwich? And then she handed it to me and it was normal size. It was just that her hand warped it and made it look like a little hors d'oeuvre. A bunch of sliders?

No, they're tortas. You proceeded to then spill all your food down Nick's leg. I'm so sorry. I yeah yeah big time um i'm pretty sure you dropped one of the whole things on the floor at one point but the best part was uh there was chicken quesadillas and jackie whipped him out and took a bite and i was like damn that looks good and she gave me a bite but like she didn't hand me the fucking thing she just held it up to me.

And then she turned to Shane. We were in a cypher passing the blunt around and held it up to Shane. And Shane took it, and it kind of was floppy, so he flopped it back over. And I think initially he was like, what the fuck is going on here? But then he was like. He whacked the whole thing. Yeah, yeah yeah so we're just passing dillas around eating tortas uh having a fucking grand old time that torta was fucking

great man hit the spot had some guac in it i was like okay um but yeah the the jockey dragon was like one more beer away wait did you stay out late? No. Did you come home with us? I mean, no. I took myself home, which I'm proud of myself. I thought you left a lot earlier than you did because I saw you leave, and I was like, oh, she's leaving. And then later in the night, right before we left, we went over to go hang out by the fireplace, which is where I saw Katie, and you were still sitting there.

Bro, where was the fireplace? I didn't even see the fireplace. If you're walking out the door, it's right on the right. That's like the one place. Wait, the right? Yeah. Huh. Yeah, I made like a big deal.

If you're walking out. We walked in on the right to the right. The one place I didn't go was that corner. That makes sense. I made like a big deal about leaving, and then I don't know why I didn't leave. I said goodbye to everyone, and then I showed up, and people were like, wait, why are you still here?

Jackie did a reverse Irish goodbye. The Irish hello. I love that. I think the drug fee sometimes doesn't just... You know what it is? There's an Irish goodbye and an Italian hello. Like, what are you still doing here? It wasn't a scene.

What's happening? But man, what a bar. So perfect. I want to go back tonight. We'll run it back. Oh, no. Yeah, no. I just don't want all you guys to come here.

No, we're definitely going tonight. Bert will love it. Bert will love it. Bert will love it. One of the questions that we threw around at the bar, because man, I love a good bar session when you realize that all the ATI questions, like everybody likes them and doing

them and we're talking about them especially frankie was there so he's you know still talking about dicks and pussies and shit kirk minahan was talking about frankie he was hilarious he was like he i think he had said him and trent went on ksu radio and uh we were talking about uh one of the hypotheticals whatever and kirk was just, Jesus Christ, what are you fucking doing? A bunch of grown men on a podcast talking about sucking dicks. What were you even talking about? And he was like, sucking dicks. Exactly that.

Kirk was basically like, Frankie's gay. Trent was saying that. And it was like, well, you are talking about sucking dicks so you can't be surprised when people are going to say that. I think Trent was saying that too, because Trent just wants a guy to hang out with.

Yes. Frank is like, I'll suck a cock. Trent's like, I would just like a nice, consensual relationship with a man. Frank is like, Kirk, if you don't shut up, I'll suck your cock right now. Trent, hold him down. That's what Trent is.

Trent's the big bouncer to hold guys down. Frankie sucks. It takes I like to think of them as like some kind of like tag, like reverse superheroes

villains. We call them in my world. It's a villain, a villain duo. Trent holds you down a rape duo. Frankie sucks.

You think there were two hypotheticals. First, I just want to Hold you down. A rape duo. Frankie sucks your dick. There were two hypotheticals. First, I just want to talk through a quick one from our boy Steve Romano, cameraman, Snapchat producer guy, pro lacrosse player. Very much in shape. He looks like Bryce Harper a little bit with his long hair. So there's no doubt in my mind that this fella is very fast, very athletic. No doubt.

Oh, God. This was crazy. We were watching the LeBron game, and he was just about to break the record. I think he had six points to go. Yeah. And he said, he goes, if I was in this game, LeBron wouldn't fucking get this record. Now, I will get it. And I was like, what?

I will offer this clarification because it's what Steve offered. I don't even know basketball well enough. He said, if I could just face guard him, if I didn't have to worry about team defense, if I'm just face guarding LeBron for the next 13 minutes, 14 minutes, whatever it is. Yeah, he's not getting it. A quarter to two minutes left in the third, whatever it was. And he's like, he will not get the record tonight. And then he goes, I said to him, I looked him in the eye,

and I was like, this is the dumbest fucking thing I've ever heard. You're going to stop LeBron from getting three buckets in the next 15 minutes of basketball? I was just like, you're so dumb. And then he goes to me, oh, wait, wait, wait, wait. I have unlimited stamina i didn't hear that i was like i was like oh oh okay cool that doesn't fucking matter so you can just run around guess what like so does he he's a fucking freak as long as you can

play basketball he can play that long too you know how much of a freak he is and uh by freak i mean the steroids. I remember reading a GQ article way back in the day. LeBron works out twice a day, 15 minutes each. Really? That's all he does. I'm sure that was like, he wasn't interviewed in it. Maybe it was a trainer.

It was kind of giving tips in a men's health magazine. Meaning like lifting and that shit. He probably played ball like a thousand. This could have been a decade ago. At that time, whoever was writing the article or was being mentioned in the article, they definitely could be lying. I don't know what he actually does. That's what it said in the magazine.

I couldn't even like... Then we talked about a whole game. And he said, if I guarded him, had unlimited stamina, I was like, what, you're going to hold him to zero? He was like, no, no, no, no. But he wouldn't get 36 on me. That was what he needed to break the record. And I was like, you're right, Steve, because you would score 100.

You would score 1,000 points. I was like, he would score 2,500 points on you. Like, it doesn't matter what caveat you throw at him. You're just a fucking lacrosse player slash cameraman playing against, playing basketball against the greatest basketball of all time. And the biggest specimen. The guy who gets the most buckets in history. Ever. And the most, like, the fucking thing about LeBron is that he's like,

he goes to me, I was like, are you making an argument for you or me? He goes, what's LeBron, like 6'8", 250? And I was like, yeah, yeah, maybe 6'9". And he was like. Size of a small house. Just imagine a house that can run and jump. They're going to stop this thing. I could live inside LeBron James comfortably.

Yeah, you could. You're gay. So that was just the craziest. I don't even want to say that's like a hypothetical, but I guess if you've got some, it kind of plays into the one we did the other day, without a million dollars to score a bucket on one of these players.

Like at what level do you think you need to be? And the answer is a professional basketball player. There are professional basketball players who are so conditioned that they basically have unlimited stamina themselves, and LeBron puts up 36 on them. And the idea of no team defense and just face guarding him is a little bit different. But again, not really when you're not even close to his height. He just fucking posts you up.

They lob the ball over. He's smaller than me. Yeah. I mean, he's a big guy. He's broad, but I think he's shorter. He's not as tall. Yeah. It was just a crazy.

But I'm sure every, what I love about these is every friend group has one dude who's like, nah, man, I could do it. I could do it. I could beat him one-on-one. The other one that I thought was very interesting. You, you told me this one. This is from Nick Tereni. From what Nick, Nick came up with this one.

If you had a terminal disease, how many years left to live would you need, or how few years left to live, I guess I should say, would you need before it affects your day-to-day life? What makes you alter your life? Yeah. If you have a diagnosis of X, Y, Z number of years left, what's the number where you say, oh, fuck, I've got to just start living out my bucket list then? And count of three, one, two, three, we both were like, two years. Two years. Me and John both said two years.

Because I feel like the first year, I would almost gear up. And the second year, it's just balls to the wall. Yeah. My first year was telling everybody, like, two years. Hey, this is my two-year notice. Hey, can I, hey, it's like. About ready to check out. It's like, hey, can I get a drink, sir?

You'll wait your turn. I have two years left. Yeah. Okay, right this way. Well, like, people were saying 10. No, no, no. Like, a 10-year diagnosis is when you start the clock. I mean, obviously.

But it's when, like, that comes that bubbles up like five times a year right when like i don't know if you can't eat something do something go somewhere you're like oh i have cancer so i can't do that but that doesn't change your life your day-to-day life where you wake up every day and say i need to do this and not do that because i've only got 365 left you know yeah that that it's got to be like a year or two maximum it also we're in a field and not do that because I've only got 365 left. It's got to be a year or two maximum. Also, we're in a field where, I think we're in the only field where,

it would be humongously beneficial to my career if I got terminal disease. Oh my God. If John was the cancer host. I promise you this. Get cancer, bro. Get cancer for me one time. If I get a terminal disease, y'all are all

going to be rich. We're going to make so much money, and I'm not going to be around to have any of it. When you die, when we have to do that update from at Feidelberg on Instagram, John Henry Feidelberg quietly passed away.

Oh, fuck you. I'm doing it quietly. One show at the Wilbur. His last words. On the tombstone. I want to die. So I have, like, I want my last year.

Like, because we would have such great content. Like, just the most basic shit. The we would have such great content. So the most basic shit, the show called The Bucket List. By the way, fun fact about The Bucket List, that wasn't a phrase until the movie. No. Yes. Yeah, that's awesome. What does The Bucket List mean?

Just before you kick the bucket? Yeah. But they made that up. Yeah, The Bucket List is from the movie. I would have never guessed that. Me neither. I just learned that recently. But we have a show called The Buc-ee-lus or whatever,

and it's just me doing shit I want to do before I fucking die. And you're going to watch it because I'm about to fucking die. And this is like my living memories and shit like that. So that dude fucking might advertise with a couple other shows but they might be scared of this one because we say things like cunt one show at the wilbur and you would advertise with that show you motherfuckers yeah because guess what you want to take advantage of my goddamn sickly disease totally you want to watch me throw my limp body out of a helicopter? Let's say this.

Season slash series finale of the bucket list featuring Final Breath. One season, one show. One season of the bucket list. You are terminal, terminal, terminal. Hospice is like he's got one night left. Like by the morning, he'll be dead. What are we doing to actually kill you? Am I throwing you out of a plane?

Am I, am I throwing, no, cause I'm an organ donor. Um, let's pretend you're not. So we can have some fun with this. Okay.

Because you know, I think it'd be cool. Like, should I throw you in a meat grinder? Should I have Trent hold me down and Frankie suck my dick until I die. Suck my dick until I'm dead, Frankie. I've always said

I wanted to go in a tornado, but part of me knows since you've made your vow that you'll never. That would be funny. That's what I would do. Once you're immobile and can't even think or talk, no, you can't talk or anything, but you can think,

and I'd be like, we're going for a ride. We're in the Midwest Kansas, and I'm just storm chasing, and I throw you in a tornado, and I say, ha, ha, ha. And I just go, you were wrong. I throw you into a tornado tornado and it whips you. The one promise I ever made in my life. So I actually want to make a promise myself. Much like your tornado, I swear, I guarantee I will not die being eaten by coyotes.

Okay. That's what I want. I learned today that there was one. One was a three-year-old. There was one adult. That's a first trimester abortion if you have to be. Jackie liked that one from the peanut gallery um the um coyotes have only killed one adult human uh which i thought was kind of crazy because i think of coyotes as like they're not wolves but i feel like they're like a step down from 100 you know like they seem like bad motherfuckers they're also you know what's interesting um i'm almost

positive about this fact oh maybe it's wolves it might be wolves when they um when you try to control their population like the females know can like figure that out they do um they do a roll call they legit when you hear like oh and the other one's like oh they're like in their area going around being like you guys still alive and then when there's like if you don't hear it they start breeding like crazy really so it's like the more you try to kill the population the more it like explodes i did not can't remember if it's it's uh uh coyotes or wolves i can text in a minute and find out but um but coyotes i guess they're not like nearly dangerous enough to kill humans but this pack killed this adult woman i think she was hiking or some shit and

they said the reason why they think it was possible was because these coyotes started to adapt to kill larger mammals and they fucking killed a moose. If you can kill a moose, you can wreck a human like packs of human of coyotes. The Yotes could like take out like Jackie has tick tock on like... Jackie, how's TikTok going? Kick her off the show. If you can kill a moose, you can kill like 20 humans. So whoever these

bloodthirsty, mammal-thirsty goats are, they should go hunting for human like tomorrow. Milk a cow, kill a moose. It can happen to me no problem for sure so but i but it will not happen to me though like i will never put myself in the position to be eaten by coyotes fact um man one day imagine we went camping and there was like coyote attacks and a tornado like those two things kind of could go hand in hand like it's maybe not like i don't know regionally but it would be funny if we're out in the waters for some reason sorry interruption uh um one show in the wilbur the uh um so you saying coyotes and talk about the population control and

all that maybe think of i i heard a kill call this summer in westport where my parents live um where i guess they killed something and they, it was the coolest thing I've ever heard in my life. We're like, they all start howling as in like, like letting everyone know, Hey, in the area,

we killed something. We had, we have food to eat. So come like scavenge that shit. Yeah. It is just like, it's like the boys, like the coyotes are the most of the boys of all time.

Like, cause they all get together and like're standing over the food let's go speaking of westport i got an email today from my mother as if uh i'll just read it to you says hello everyone this is just about to my family it's official i'm throwing my hat the electoral process and will be running for the I'll just read it to you. It says, hello, everyone. This is to my family. It's official. I'm throwing my hat at the electoral process and will be running for the position of library trustee of the Westport Free Library. Yo, Polly made the decision.

Let's sat down and was like, I'm taking my talents to the fucking Westport Library. Let all your friends in Westport know that I respectfully ask for their vote. Much appreciated, Polly. He signed it. So if you're in Westport know that i respectfully ask for their vote much appreciated polly he signed it um the so if you're in westport vote for my mom to send that email like she's running for president so goddamn funny like she's selena meyer sitting the family down like i'm running again can we can we have paths whip up some graphics for her? I want to set her up.

We'll pay for Facebook ads in town. What's the position again? Library trustee for the Westport Free Library. So yeah, vote for my mom. Everyone vote for my mom. Vote for Polly. That would be funny. Polly might win in Atlanta.

If you live in this area and you can vote for it, please, if you're a chicken head, please go do it it because i would love for the westport library to be like like 10 000 people like the next next highest person the next highest person has 78 votes what the fuck is going on barstool fucking rigged the election we stole it hilarious um how many years so we're two years how many years for you to change your your life like the shortest amount of time yeah i two years does sound right you spend that first year wrapping everything up and like just two years doing hard drugs i think yeah i think i would go light spending the first year then blow it all the second would you like with like at year 10 would you be like all right i gotta get in shape

and shit or we just pick we're riding this house i'm dead no right now so you're dead yeah but this reminded me too that we were saying that like what if so say i get two years left right full year on the podcast talking about about to die yada yada yada one year filming producing putting out sponsored by chevy the bucket list and where i'm dying doing all the stuff i want to do before i die the worst thing that could happen to me in that scenario is i outlive my diagnosis because then the internet's like you goddamn faker it's like and then i have to issue an apology for living a little too long sorry i'm alive guys you're right i i i they apology for living a little too long. Sorry I'm alive, guys. You're right.

The doctors were a little bit wrong. They said I have six more months now. I mean, that was like when Francis faked his cancer. It's one of the great all-time stories that getting beat up by the lobsterman led to his surgery. Getting beat up by the lobsterman, subsequently trying to do cocaine, led to nose surgery, which led to the discovery of polyps, which led to an incorrect biopsy, which then they told him he had cancer, which led to him telling people at Barstool doing a

compelling podcast, which was part of why he got the job at Barstool, thereby changing the entire trajectory of his life so getting kicked in the face having a broken nose hanging out with a bunch of coke whores probably and then uh and then having some shoddy doctor work led to him getting his gig that is what led him to blogging about that dead chick yeah right to be fired i mean it's all the fox news which led him to say and motherfuck fox news and now and now he uh you know he got shot dead on the side of the road on the highway for blocking some some black dude trying to get to work i don't know it's crazy life's crazy um so you see he really is trying to buy that armored car you know that if you need to buy

an armored car to keep up with your internet content like maybe switch gears a little much like man imagine if he got like shot dead talk about good for your career right we should actually work francis in as a third host the next like year or so because he will be shot dead and then we can be like oh one of our co-hosts everybody come listen everybody come listen um okay uh coming up later in the show we got roan who joined us live from the amsterdam house new am house. Bang, bang, bird gang. You know what the fuck it is. And of course, we'll do voicemails.

First, I want to do a, am I the asshole? First, I have to do one real quick. It's a definitive, you're the asshole. And what I'm about to say is mean, and I mean it. So there are these social media posts. Barstool posts them a lot. That's a good uh like

franchise like i mean it and you just like say mean things i might continue there is a um bar and i don't mean this as an insult to the social team or anything like that there are these things that they could post a lot the most recent one that i screenshotted was from the barstool sports book. The caption is, which list did you land on? And it says top 10 worst gamblers. According to research, one Frank,

two Terrence, three Cody, four Dan, five Andrew, six Patrick, seven Matthew, eight Chris, nine Evan,

10 Jack. So the question is which, which, and then I didn't screenshot the other one, but the other one is the 10 best gamblers and it's 10 other first names. And the question is which which and then i didn't screenshot the other one but the other one is the 10 best gamblers and it's 10 other first names and the question is the prompt is which one did you land on okay at the time how do you land on it it's just your name is on the list oh okay if you ever commented on one of these posts and you said i, I'm on the best game blues. Or I'm on the worst game blues.

Or my name's John. I'm in the middle. I'm not on either. Oh, it's like, oh, that's the stupidest post ever. And again, it gets engagement. People do it. So it's no insult to the social team. So it's just coincidence is all you're saying.

Yes, it's completely made up. Those names are made up. None of it's real. No, they started this. The first one was on uh the chicks page and i actually love this one because it was it's like red flags well it was the 10 most toxic names but that to me oh i kind of get this i like that you know if you ever commented on i want you to kill yourself but like you can do you can do like top 10 slutty names that's like always kind of

been a thing right like if you're named like tiffany with an eye and it's not always been a thing it's been it's a thing more recently that was just the one that i screwed up stupid because it's like they're all stupid yeah they're all fucking idiotic they make no sense there's non-sense but that's what no sense means it's all nonsense let's show it to wilbur that's it it's fucking crazy you don't think if you find that if you find that so interesting that you have to, I have to interact with this post, with this made up,

this made up post, it makes no sense. It's not based in reality, Kevin. But like, 70 seconds can be. No. Like, what if you did like,

top 10 most wealthy names? You can do that. You know? You can do like, I was Wentworth, and I was Wentworth. Oh, sure, if you're racist because LeBron's on the list. But you can do stereotypical names.

I just don't think you can do it for gambling. If you engage with that post, I swear to God, stop listening to this show. I fucking swear to God. Stop listening to Danny's show. Find their IP address. Find their IP address address block them from ever listening to this show fuck you kill yourself i don't know where you're about to go with that

i'll go kill myself i don't fucking that's right in address ip reality whatever i would fucking die you know what i would love john to be a fucking vigilante dexter murderer and he breaks in and like you're sleeping at night and he just like turns the light on and you pop out of bed and the last thing you see is John. He's got like a Assassin's Creed type knife and he just goes one show

with the Wilbur. Yeah, you know what list you're on now? People I killed top 10 people I killed. Welcome Rick. now people i killed top 10 people i killed welcome rick um i'm trying to find okay here it is i think okay this is a good one and it did go pretty viral yeah yeah 112 12 000 likes 7500 retweets so this is from uh am i the asshole on reddit You are the asshole if you ever commented on one of those posts. I need the opinions of average geeks.

AVG. Is that a thing? AV geeks. Oh, AV geeks. I'll tell you what was the meanest thing ever. You look at Nick dead in the eye and asking him. He knows these lingos. But it says AV geeks all in one word.

Is that like average geeks or AV geeks? I think AV. Aviation. Aviation geeks. That's what it is because we're talking. Yeah, yeah. Okay. I need the opinions about aviation geeks and pilots on a matter involving my wife.

I am completely serious and need help. Hashtag SRS or slash SRS. I don't know what that means, but he caps. It is one way to ensure that I'm not going to take you seriously. hashtag SRS or slash SRS. I don't know what that means, but he caps, caps a lot. Okay. It is, it is a one way to ensure that I'm not going to take you seriously.

I'm completely serious. So it's a little bit long, but you got to hear it out. My wife and I together for five years, married for two, no kids, have an amazing,

happy relationship. I can't call a single, I can't recall a single time we've ever argued to the point of breakup or divorce. Yeah. Cause then you wouldn't be together. That's like when people say it's the last place I looked. Yeah. I'm kidding. a single time we've ever argued to the point of breakup or divorce. Yeah, because then you wouldn't be together.

That's like when people say it's the last place I looked. I'm kidding. You found it. This issue, however, is causing me to reconsider the health of our relationship. Since my wife and I have been together, I have worked as a manager for a restaurant chain. I am an extremely passionate aviation enthusiast. In my free time, I have spent thousands of dollars on flight textbooks, sim gear, and even built my own A330 setup, some sort of plane setup.

I have never actually flown a plane or started flight training, but I have considered it for a long time. Even though my skills are not a career i still consider myself as adept or possibly more knowledgeable than the average pilot that i don't know if it's so crazy because you can do a job like someone can be more informed about podcasting than me like about the ins and outs i just do it you know you don, but that can happen, right? Whatever. A little bit, a little bit, you know, you can bake for your britches, but okay. That being said, here's where the problem arises. My wife and I are invited to one of our, one of her male coworkers house for a barbecue.

My wife is a senior software tech for a COVID startup. What could that possibly even mean? My wife is a, uh, she's worked there since 2020, a lucky catch after she was laid off from her previous job due to the virus. It was my first time meeting many of her now close coworkers due to COVID and working from home. I had assumed she talked to them about me before, but as we were cycling through introductions, I became less sure. We make our way down the line to the host of the party, a new male hire that she has grown platonically close with.

Platonic this dirt. She going to fuck that, dude. We exchange casual conversation, and Greg, the host, asks me what I do for a living. My wife chimes in with, he manages a fast food chain he puts the brackets i guess you didn't want to say what the fucking but like just say what the say what the fucking food chain is go live your best life because this one is over so he says he manages it let's let's say it's a culvers it's a delicious yeah first time ever having culvers is trapped flame yeah let's not

say it's culvers because this is painting it in a bad light. Let's say this is what's the worst one out there? We don't want to burn it. It's all gold, baby. He manages a fast food chain. It certainly comes with some benefits. And he says, I'm assuming

she was referring to the free food. And she said it in a voice that implied nothing was wrong with what she had said. I very quickly hours on and, uh, I, a 500 plus hours on SIM and thousands of dollars I put into my craft. I think it's incredibly disrespectful for her to not acknowledge my skills and training just because I don't have the title of a pilot on an overpriced piece of paper. doesn't mean I'm not a pilot. I laughed it off with Greg, told him under my breath that my wife was often forgetful, which I'm sure he's realized just from working with her. Yeah, I'm sure he's totally with you and understands what's going on here. At this point, I'm fuming, but I don't go much further than exchanging some nasty glances at my wife for the rest of the night. As we pack into the car to leave, the argument starts.

She feels as if I don't deserve my title as a pilot because I'm not professional. I told her she is completely insensitive to the work I've done and she will never understand what it's like to study so much. She's currently on the couch as I type this out. Am I really the asshole for asking? Fantasizing about fucking the dude from the COVID startup. Oh, she's on his couch bro she's on the casting couch with him making a thousand dollars to five thousand

dollars an hour um am i the asshole for wanting to be respected now you you're not the asshole asshole in a relationship for asking to be respected that is bare minimum bottom line everyone should be able to do that that's not what's's happening here. You are a delusional asshole. You're not a pilot because you don't have a piece of paper. You're not a pilot because you haven't flown a fucking plane. Yeah, dude. Muhammad Atta is more of a pilot than you are. One show at the Wilbur. One show at the Wilbur. One show at the Wilbur.

Corey Lytle. He's more of a pilot than you are. One show at the Wilbur. Harrison Ford, kick your ass up and down the street. Dude. But, you know, those fucking Malaysian guys. More of a pilot than you are. At least they can take off

I'm going to show it to Wilbur Let's see what the verdict was on the internet. Wait, wait. One more thing to say. First of all, I do kind of under... Knowing PFT, I know it's an internet persona. PFT? And I've never actually... PFT and I, as people, have never sat down and really discussed this.

But I do believe... He seems earnest in his tweets when he's like he's like he's like i could fly he's like i can't land i can't take off but i can i think he said like he could have shot down the chinese balloon uh if if someone took off for him and i don't know he see like i get like him and i have never been in the bar Like I've never Like so Are you real about that Or not But in

From what I gather From the tweets He seems like He's rather earnest And he's like I can fly a plane I can't take off Or land it

But So like maybe There is something to The The shit With the I mean you can say that About so much

Like if I just put you On an open road And you can push the pedal You can drive yeah yeah right even jackie could do that it's about fucking you know dude parking and and turning and maneuvering and but bro the but but again like here's the thing if this dude even on his spare time flew a plane i would maybe even i mean like here's the thing i wish we lived in a society where you get introduced by your hobby and like what you like to do rather than your profession it's just not reality yeah grow up peter pan right you know i don't i remember you said that i'm glad you acknowledge i already said that i might be like

say i'm a guitarist yeah yeah are you in a you in a band? I think there is some value to that when you're hitting on a chick to just shake up the conversation a little bit. But if someone's like, what if this guy? It's playing out right here. What if this guy was on a first date and wants his wife? So that's fucking the other guy. And he sits down on break at Checkers. And he's like, so what do you do? And he's like and the woman's like so what do you do and he's like i'm a pilot

so no here's what i would say if he like walks up to a girl and he's hitting on someone at a bar and they said what do you do if i said i fly planes i think that's acceptable no way if he doesn't no no i'm saying if you flew if fly a plane, but you're not like a commercial airline pilot, if it's not your job. Oh, I see. I don't know. So let's say- I play video games.

Let's say he- Yeah, this guy's just a fucking clown. If you owned like a little Cessna or something like that, and you've flown like- Like Bill Burr flies a fucking helicopter and shit, you know? And if you want to lead with that, and then be like- And then down the road, you're like, well, my real job is I own a fucking franchise, but like what I do, I like to fly. But this is different.

This is a boss, another coworker. You're talking about a, you're already talking about work life. And then someone's asking, what do you do for your husband? You're talking about work life. Also, there's such an easy way around this to be like i am the owner of a restaurant franchise or something like that that sounds a little more you know which you're also not if you say i'm a manager of of a checkers it's like you're a dumb asshole but if you say like you know this is like when we when we called um morticians we said like you know uh like party planning directors or

whatever you can you can you can spin zone your job. If you are the manager of a fast food restaurant, you could be like, I am the CEO of a food distribution center. I don't know, you know, just spice it up. But one thing you can't do is say you're a pilot if you've just been playing on the computer. Because then at that point, you know, I'm playing Wizards of Waverly, Hogwarts Place or whatever the fuck it's called. That's done, you know.

And what's it called? Hogwarts what? Hogwarts Legacy. Hogwarts Legacy. I got Legacy and Waverly mixed up. So the Legacy of Hogwarts Waverly Place video game. And I was just like, I'm a wizard. I'm a fucking wizard. No. You played onely Place video game. And I was just like, I'm a wizard. I'm a fucking wizard.

No, you played one in a video game, bro. You played a pilot in a video game. Yeah, you did it all the fucking time. I played hundreds of hours of Zelda. I'm not a fucking knight in a magical world. Female knight. No. Zelda's a girl.

She's the princess. Link is the fucking. Oh, but Link is the main guy it's very confusing link i thought that was zelda no the other way around okay if you didn't play it i wouldn't i understand that but i played it oh you're just dumb it's one of the few videos i played a lot it is funny though imagine like if if mario was called princess peach and it's like what the fuck are you talking about? That's not who you are. By the way, these aviation people,

these aviation flyers, are the biggest lunatics alive. We've got a lot of them. Zaha does it. PFT does it. It's very popular right now, right? In the gaming world. I feel like all of those simulations, trains and planes, and maybe it's just because Zaha does it and I like him.

Zaha will sit there and just go through it. It doesn't matter. Zaha every day is like, I'm a tractor fucking simulating right now. Yeah. He's like sowing the corn or some shit. What are you doing, dude? When we were in high school, I've told this story before. We were in high school and we had this kid who

lived above us who remained unnamed and uh this is actual name i don't know why i said it um and uh he lived above my buddy and he was a huge aviation gamer like he'd do it on real time like he wouldn't like i guess there's like ways you can just do quick flights to play he would do like flying up fucking paris you're doing eight hours you're doing eight hours right so and he would always fly to china he'd love like an 18 hour flight we put on he put it on autopilot during the day like he'd come to class this is a unbelievable story and one of the most disrespectful mean things anybody's ever done yeah yeah so you do remember it it was and and uh my buddy's roommate who will be unnamed harvey um harvey was like a computer genius they could hack anything all kinds of

like back in the day before even what hacking was this is like oh seven no oh like five i could graduate no six ago five and uh he had one day this flight set up go to singapore wherever something that was 18 hours away and he's all day just been talking about it in class and i can't wait to get back to the dorm room and fucking land the plane again i don't know whatever the fuck you do on these things and harvey hacked into his computer from downstairs and like the flight didn't land until like midnight or whatever so we're just laying there and harvey goes into his software finds a way because i mean this is cd-roms and fucking modem towers and all that stuff and finds a way to just eject the disc first day first he was setting up like chimes so we would we would just lay there

listening oh i just almost had his last name too uh listen and like he would like set off a chime so he would get up and check his computer and he's a big dude so we were just we were in the room directly below him and we would just hear him like get out of bed and then go and like you hit two things and walked back to his computer. Because he's, like, fixing the trajectory of the plane or something. Yeah, I don't. It wasn't even, like, it was a computer message. It wasn't even, like, a video game message.

Oh, okay. I don't know this world. I don't know exactly what he's doing. And once he, like, he sat back down, you'd hear again right away, like, ding. And he's like... He'd go... Probably did that to him like seven times over an hour. And it's human torture.

Yeah. And we're downstairs fucking giggling our little girl. Just giggling our ass. I'm like... Every big plop we hear and then finally comes time for the for the coup de grace and he ejects the disc it is bro we're on 17 and a half hours into the flight just just makes the cd-rom drive pop open the the footsteps are much quicker this time it's runs over. He's like, no!

He's screaming at the top of his lungs. And, bro, I don't know if I've ever laughed as hard as I did. I was an absolute fucking teenager. That is the equivalent of, like, your Excel spreadsheet crashing without saving. That's the equivalent of losing a blog before you auto-saved. Losing a 17-hour flight. Just done. Done. You've been talking about it all day.

All day. He got cancer like two weeks later. I don't know why. I think they're connected. One shot to velvet. One shot to velvet. if you'd only got a good night's sleep the doctor said have you had any major letdowns in your life recently can we actually

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KFC65 at HelloFresh.com slash KFC65. Before we get into voicemails and Roan, quick little Barstool DV session um for a couple reasons number one the last of us is up 60 since its first episode which is monster so you talk about some serious word of mouth uh it's just like continuing to grow like crazy it's fantastic so this week was its weakest totally um i I think they knew. It was a setup.

It was a setup. But they also knew not only is it maybe setting up, but they know it's a come down. Yeah. Like no matter what, episode three was going to, or four, whatever.

Four? Four. Was going to suck after episode three. Yeah. Episode three is going to be talked about for at least two weeks, so let's not even bother wasting the good material.

It's like telling a good joke while the audience is still roaring. It's like, no, no, no, no. You got to hear this. You got to hear this. We's not even bother wasting the good material. It's like telling a good joke while the audience is still roaring. It's like, no, no, no, you got to hear this. You got to hear this. We're not going to air a good episode while everyone's still talking about Nick Offerman and the other guy. Great point.

What's his name? He deserves credit. Dude, that's fucking Murray Bartlett. No. What's his name? He's in Chippendales. From Chippendales. In Chippendales, he's in season one of White Lotus.

Yeah. Murray Bartlett. Murray Bartlett. Yeah, so that guy, Murray and Nick, are still all the talk of the town with The Last of Us. So no reason to really. Awesome. So good. I didn't even realize until they show the shows, the little interviews and whatnot after.

I didn't even realize until after that that was Murray Bartlett. And I hope I'm getting his name right. Can you just move for me real quick? I believe it is that. But I didn't realize it was him until that. Yeah. And I was like, oh, shit. Right. move for me real quick? I believe it is that. I didn't realize it was him until that. I was like, oh shit! I was like, well obviously it's him.

I think of him as Nick DePaola or Nick the... What's his name? The dude in Welcome to Chippendales. I know. It is, right Nick? Yeah, you got that right. Literally, nothing happened. You can like, nothing happened, though. You can, like, I mean, it was just.

Then this one, no. Yeah. It was a pretty cool, like, gunfight and, like, cool, like. This is the one where she has the gun, right? Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I thought Joel and Ellie. This was the first introduction of, like, humans trying to fuck with them,

not the government and not the clickers. I thought their interactions were great as always they were pedro and her yeah yeah yeah they were they were really good there was a lot of like human moments like like her like thinking she's a badass and being like and seeing someone shot and seeing someone back for life was pretty interesting yeah um i am curious to see what she's done before and when they let you go to bed and it's like your first time she's like no i don't talk about it right all right i like uh all her shit of like bro i don't know how to fucking put on a seat belt i've never been in a car before or whatever like all the things that you take for

granted uh they are airing uh this week's episode tomorrow on friday night as to not uh run into the super bowl which i think is a smart play um but i. But I was thinking about last year's Super Bowl. And to put that in perspective, Euphoria was running at the time. And they just said, fuck it. We're going on Sunday night. It was bigger. And they had a bigger, they went up, I think, either 25 or 40% that week. Like week to week, it was up 25%, and that

episode was up 40% from the first episode of the season. It aired at 9 o'clock late in the Super Bowl, and millions of people flipped over. That's wild. A lot of people were talking about

demographics in that The Last of Us is probably going to be typically men, video gamers, action fans. Before, it was definitely a younger audience. A younger female. True. Totally. But the Super Bowl is like, I guess you could be like, you're at your family's house for a Super Bowl, and I'm going to run upstairs and watch you for you. But everybody watches the Super Bowl. Yeah. A hundred million people watch the super bowl that was a hundred yeah but you

know what's interesting it's been 100 for like 25 years really it's like between 90 and like low 100s 95 99 100 92 96 it fluctuates by like 10 million those are the brady years it's about to dip no weird though like like you would think it would just like keep going but i guess that's what's actually crazy i think that they've topped out because if you think about it let's say there's like 300 million people in the united states right i don't know 400 i don't know how many babies there are but like you got to cut out like 100 million people who are like they can't watch tv true and then you cut out you know this that the other thing and it's probably like there's probably like so 100 of the able-bodied people right right it's crazy so i don't know how much demos really

matter i mean it doesn't matter but anyway just to go up toe to toe like that's where i don't think people understand euphoria has a chance i think to be the biggest TV show of all time. I definitely didn't understand that. I didn't know that. I saw your tweet about it the other day. I did not know it. I didn't know it until then. The numbers they were putting up, it was like the first ever to do this and the most ever to do that.

I've still never seen an episode. I've never seen two seconds of this. Don't do it. Don't do it. It's terrible. Really? No, it's great, but it's terrible. It's so anxiety-inspiring.

It's like kids doing things they shouldn't. I think part of that is because of your kids. I wonder if I would have the same. But I don't know. You were telling me. Don't you not like it? I love it. You loved it?

I do shows that give me anxiety, though. Oh, that's right. Your Uncle Jim's is your favorite movie. You fucking weirdo. Somebody I was talking to who was young was like, it's just like this person is hiding a secret. They're all hiding secrets. And this guy's an addict.

And this guy's about to fucking die. And he's got a gun to his head. And it's very just like, oh, my God. I do think having kids definitely makes it like, oh, shit. But it really does have a chance to be like the biggest fucking show of all time although zendaya is like taking a break from it to do other things and so you see how that plans out because it is hard to have a superstar on your tv show which brings us to yellowstone which costner is done he's out on yellowstone and i believe rather unceremoniously

like i think it's kind of run its course. We're talking about next season will be six. It's a lot of seasons for prestige television. That's a lot. Listen to this. The exact fucking number was like the original agreement.

Okay. Sources, this was from Deadline, and they said that they are moving on to end their new current show and the reason is that um costner originally limited himself to 65 days of shooting a year that was his original contract and then he he said... So dope, dude. I'm working two months and that's it. It gets much better, though. That was for part one of season five or season six.

Something like that. The second batch... In past seasons, it was 65. Then for the first part of the current season, he said, I'm only shooting for 50 days. And then for the second batch of the fifth season, he said, I only want to shoot for a week. A week? A week.

God damn, dude. That's cocky. God damn. That is cocky. I'll give you a week. So that created problems. They said it was a source of frustration for taylor sheridan who's the showrunner and it is apparently causing morale problems with the other stars um i guess so costner's also shooting a directing and starring in a multi-part western epic called horizon which

he co-wrote with someone else and landed at Warner Brothers. So he's got this other thing going on, similar, but he's probably like, I'm making the bag for that one. He's not the owner of that shit. So I'll give you a week of my time. So they said, peace. We're starting a spinoff. They're going to end Yellowstone. I think they haven't really said whether it's going to be this season or one more season,

but it's going to end and they're going to do another spinoff with matthew mcconaughey just be like okay we'll go get the other like another one so now they've got costner who started yellowstone they spun off to do 1883 that had sam elliott and tim m Tim McGraw and Faith Hill. Then they did 1923 with Harrison Ford. And now they're going to go get Matt McConaughey. To have Costner, McConaughey, and Harrison Ford in your television series in a five-year span is fucking nuts. By the way, Taylor Sheridan also does two other shows that star Sly Stallone and Jeremy Renner. And an episode with Kyle Chandler. And what I love about him,

they also said a part of the frustration with Costner and him was that he doesn't do rewrites. And Taylor Sheridan does not do rewrites. I read a little bit about it with Costner, too, where he was like, yeah, there were parts that I was kind of frustrated with and didn't like. Them's the rules. Taylor Sheridan's just like, nope, this were parts that I was kind of frustrated with and didn't like. Then the rules. Yeah, yeah. Taylor Sheridan's just like, nope, this is how it's going to go, which is pretty fucking baller to say to anybody.

When you're saying it to Costner and McConaughey and Harrison Ford, fucking awesome. He did it. He did it. I believe his season two contract, Taylor Sheridan's, with Paramount, They forced him or begged him and he acquiesced, whatever it is. He had a writing staff for season two, I believe.

So season one he wrote alone. Season two, writing staff. Season three, he was like no more collaboration. Doing it myself. He's like, take that out of my contract. I will not be having a writing staff. Which I don't really agree with. I was going to say, I respect the fuck you, I'll do it myself. But as we've seen, the writing

declined. It's like, maybe you should have had a writer's room. I used to listen to a podcast called The Writer's Room. It's Craig Mazin and Michael Jam. Craig Mazin is the one adapting The Last of Us. And their big thing in it, they always said,

they're like, the show is in the rewrites. It's never, it's always funnier. It's always better. Really? Yeah. Oh, I completely agree with that.

Really? Yeah. Absolutely. And they said like, when they would like, when they got people working on it, it would like really boost. Well, yeah,

I guess, I guess that makes sense. Like, I mean, I'm thinking, I'm thinking i'm thinking of a rewrite that i do like i think if i were to write something be it a script or a blog or a just an article of some sort any writing piece when i do it and then i like sit on it

and i add some and i change this and i change that that's one thing i find it it's just maybe it's because all the writing we've ever done, granted, we're talking about apples and oranges with off-the-cuff comedy blogs versus scripts and shit, but I find it,

I could never write, I could never co-write a blog. I'd be like, no, no, no, I'm doing this. Yeah, but that's a completely different thing.

Right. But it is, but it isn't. If I had a framework that I liked, and you- Well, it's not co-writing. I want to think it's co-writing. Because I feel like we've co-written blogs

in the sense that we talk about a topic. And to be honest, I used to do it with Keith Moore. We'd G-chat about something. You've got to flesh out your jokes. And he'd be like, oh, can I use that line? I'd be like, yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I guess if that's what we're talking about, then yes, I agree with that.

I'm thinking more, though, if I'm writing a script and I'm like, all right. And then like, John's going to fucking get shot and killed. And, and like the writer's room is like, no,

no, no, no, no, no, we're going to keep them alive. Like, that's like a major difference.

And it's like, if it's my show, I don't care if everybody agrees, like this is what we're doing, you know? But I don't know. I don't know how those things work. It's like a whole writer, the whole group of writers. writers is like, no, we should do it this way.

Do you listen to them? Do you not? Yeah, you have to be pretty passionate. And you've got to be like the fucking man. Your gut better be correct. Taylor Sheridan's riding a hot streak. I feel like season one of yellowstone was very true detective nick pizzolatto-esque where it was like he's always wanted to do something

like this and he had a lot of great ideas and then even like the next couple seasons like it's not like he like it was like a project he's been working on for a long time he has four other great he's like four of the best movies the last decade that is a good point yeah yeah yeah that is true they're all comparable they're all like very like west cowboy they're cowboy in different environments yeah like jeremy renner's a cowboy in wind river right and what's his name not well sicario is not really cowboy like fucking what's his name of a cowboy yeah but it's also more like yeah he's kind of cowboyish where it's like everything is kind of a cowboy yeah but it's also more like yeah he's kind of cowboyish where it's like everything is kind of i mean everyone's a cowboy and everything is pretty much a western but not like a cowboy western i mean like literally like the west of the united states yeah and i also think like the most telling thing with the taylor sheridan project is like

the the environment the landscape is a character yes Yes. Like in Sicario, in wind river, in yellow, I mean, Yellowstone, the whole premise is, um, I, I read this article on Harrison Ford too, by the way,

if you didn't already think Harrison Ford was the man, I feel like you got air supports pretty well liked. Yeah. One of the most university like guys, there's articles fucking awesome. Uh, it was from, I think the Hollywood reporter and he's just the man and he did like a full

sit down and he was just like, what the fuck do you guys want? And he's just the boss, like picked up and moved to Wyoming and was just like, don't care. Like I'm not going to be in Hollywood. Don't care. Him and Calista Flockhart live out there. And he, um, he's now he's doing shrinkage, uh, no shrinking, shrinking, solidage. No, Shrinking. Shrinking. Solid show. Very good show.

1923, and he's doing Indiana Jones, and they were like, why so much work? He was like, I was fucking bored in the pandemic. I had to do some shit. Just a cool, genuinely badass dude, which I think we already kind of knew. Also was running lines and helping people on the auditions and on the set early set of star wars uh and then george lucas was like wait a minute i think like you should just be on solo and he was like oh okay cool is dude i did the

same thing with like when kutcher was on like it can't be that way with everybody i guess it's not with everybody it's like but it seems like with so many of those stories and yeah there's 10 million ones that were like i did the audition and they fucking 10 000 auditions i lost a million jobs and like yeah and a couple gave it to me yeah you're you're kelso uh you're on solo yeah fucking wild um god bless you. Thank you. One show at the Wilbur. And Austin. By the way, my buddy replied about the Friday night 16-year-old birthday party. I said, did you want to be the hot one or the ugly one?

He said, I just didn't want to be the creepy one since only one person there knew me besides you. So it just makes sense. Say it again. I just didn't want to be the creepy one since only one person there knew me besides you. So you guys make sense. Say it again. I just, uh, I just didn't want to be the creepy one since only one person there knew me besides you. Uh, all right,

let's do some voicemails. Yeah. Um, speaking of, of DVR, uh, I recommend poker face. Solid.

I said, by why I described Katie, Katie hit my line. Tell Ralph hit my line. Okay, Drake. Natasha Lyonne on Peacock. Natasha Lyonne. This is written by, by the way, Taylor Sheridan stuff, stuff I'm about to say, fucking with how Game of Thrones

is expanding to new universes. Fucking everything's new. Owning your IP. Just own your IP. That's the only advice I can give to everybody. Own your IP. Coming from two guys who don't own their IP. Two guys who don't own their IP.

Coming from a guy whose IP is his own fucking initials that he does not own like everything it's just universes like sprawl off that's what they do there's like fucking seven spinoffs just hold put it this way if some company values your shit enough to be like we need to own that name then it's probably good enough that you don't, then you can do it on your end. Yeah, yeah. It's like, you're probably tempted to be like, okay, fine.

Yeah, I'll get a million dollar contract. Okay. But if a big company wants to own it, that's probably because they can make $10 million off it. So fucking keep that shit to yourself. It might take a little longer, but in the long run, you'll have 100% of the profits. Keep your IP.

There was definitely another one that was just like expanding out of the spinoffs. I can't think of it. But this is also one. This isn't really a spinoff, but it's a comparable show that he keeps writing. This is Rian Johnson. Knives Out, Glass Onion, Poker Face is his new show. That's also American Horror Story and all that? No.

That's Rian Murphy. Rian Murphy. It's with Natasha Lyonne, which is kind of like a human lie detector kind of like fucking benoit blanc it's the same type character show um and uh it's good what i actually what i like about it which is what i you know dislike about most shows like in that are comparable is that it is like every episode has a beginning and an end. There is a storyline, like fucking Criminal Minds, like SVU. The procedural type shit.

There are things that are happening in the background, and if you watch them all in order to learn. Those are a good show. The overarching, overarching. You could just watch an episode and be like, okay. What do I need to tell you about Poker Face if I put on episode seven? She can tell when people are lying. She's a great poker player.

She's just – Brother, I'm watching Lone Star 911. You don't have to talk to me about these type of setups. I know. It almost feels like mean to say like, no, it's not like that. It's a peacock procedural. It's different. It's not a television. Don't play with Scott. I know. That's a peacock procedural. It's different. It's not a television.

Don't play with Scott. No, no. That's basically what it is. It could be on CBS. It could be on Fox. I actually miss part of me really. I get very sad when I'm with my kids, and they're playing. They're watching on their tablets tablets and we're putting on demand

every movie and tv show and they have everything at their fingertips and i just have like such fond memories of like at night after school did my homework we had dinner and then it's like seven eight o'clock and we would all just watch like nbc yeah you know can i i'm glad you brought that up can i because this this happened to me. I think maybe this past Sunday was the first time I watched The Last of Us on time. I think I've watched it most Sunday nights. Episode 3, I actually didn't watch it until Wednesday. Somehow it didn't get spoiled.

I've watched it Sunday night at some point, basically every week. This is the first one where I was like, 9 o'clock, some point, basically every week. This is the first one I was like, nine o'clock, HBO Max, let's go. And even then, I don't have, at nine o'clock, hit play. The moment it opened, I was in, boom, on. Even then, I missed

and didn't feel the shared experience that TV usually brings you, that live TV brings you. You missed. So wait, you were watching it on time. But even then, I was like, people are probably 10 seconds behind. Right, right, right, right. Everything, even everyone who started, we're not quite on together.

And that sucks. Yeah, no, it does. And I even feel it now watching regular sports because my, I, I stream my sports. I have cable, but I don't set up cable boxes because I have a fucking spectrum app. So like even my sports are like 10 seconds behind and I don't really feel like I'm doing anything with everyone anymore. I finally gave in. Like I used to keep cable just for that 10 second delay.

I wanted sports in exact real time. And then I was like but wait i'm one of the only few ones who do right so then who cares anymore so i kind of gave in to watching on streaming and yeah i mean that's a strange feeling it shouldn't matter but it does yeah it's like i'm not doing this with the whole world right now i know we're all i'm not even talking and like more specific than that it's just like i used to watch like me, my mom, my brother, my sister when she got old enough. Like my dad, we would just watch shows together. It was like 7 o'clock was like we would watch Star Trek together.

And then, you know, my bedtime would be like 8.30. So whatever that 8 o'clock friends or whatever the sitcom was, we would like watch that together. And we all were sitting together and watching it. And it was like this family fun experience. And now it's like, I put a movie on for Shay. Keegan has his headphones on to play his video game because he doesn't like the movie that's on and someone's on their phone.

You know, it's just like, all right, well, I don't know. Everyone's happy, but it doesn't, it doesn't feel like you're doing it together.

Yeah. Like to do it together. You all react together and you're watching it together. It's why I know you're not a fan of this. That's why I hate when I'm watching something with someone and they're on their phone. We're watching fucking fuck around TV. Who gives a shit?

I'm like, no, let's fucking. You're right. Nothing's really happening in this scene right now, but that's adding tension. That's like, wait for the next thing. Yeah. When you can just do that. And I've worked at trying to do that where I can just get next thing like yeah when you can just do that and i've i've

worked at trying to do that where i can get rid of my phone when i'm watching because it is like you like even when something's slow there's a reason it's slow yeah the person you're missing you're gonna you're gonna ask me a question in five minutes because you're not watching right now is doing that and to even but even if it's not a question it's just like that's intentionally affecting your energy right and your attitude the big twist at the end is not gonna have the same effect because you you know you didn't slow part yeah slow parts are like the part that get totally totally it is and you know what i i actually i usually hate this because it's so dramatic and stupid and i feel like do whatever you want but everyone's circulating the pictures

jordan's last jumper and uh lebr LeBron's record breaking jumper. And it's like, everyone was enjoying the moment. Everyone had their cameras out and I'm kind of like, I don't know, fucking film it. You want to, you want to be able to go home and show it to somebody,

you know? Yeah. But I did kind of come around on it. He's got the cameras. Yeah. That's the thing. Like you're gonna have, like,

I think what I saw was a tv producer director cameraman whatever quote tweet it being like i promise you we'll have all the pictures right you know i don't care you can do what you want but i've never been that person i've never filmed a a shot at like like a moment for a game unless i was like we're also or something but like coming from a different angle than most people. Like we usually have someone at the game filming us. Yeah, that's true too. It's pretty different.

I just, yeah, I just, there is something like, I remember I was at the game, Mets trying to get into the playoffs in 2008. They lost and they didn't, but Beltran had a big home run. And in the moment, like it was gone from the second hit the

bat and i just turned and like hugged my friend around his waist like he was jumping down and beers were flying and it's like now we would be like oh get off me i'm filming i'm filming it's just it is it's old man shit but it is like it was different it was and it was better i personally you know what i love too uh the same podcast I recommended to Roan, you'll hear on this interview, it's called Reflections of a DJ, the Road podcast, R-O-A-D. And it's got a handful of DJs and they have all these hip hop people on.

And these guys are like Vegas DJs now. And they were like, the biggest hits in the club right now are all old, like 2000s hip hop. And they were like, the new shit, it just, the people don't like it in the club. And that's fine. You can make all sorts of different kind of music. But like hits used to be like, I need to hear this when I'm out at the club.

And they're like, Drake and like 21 Savage is like the only thing that we play. Otherwise, it's like Bad Bunny with like Latin shit and then all old hits. Bad Bunny's got to be the most famous person in the world who I have really no idea. No idea. He's the most famous person I have. I can recognize him now because he's fucking rubbing up on my girl.

But until those pictures with Taylor Swift, I had no... I knew the name, obviously. That's one of those guys. There is a language and a country thing going on here like he's not an american star he's a crossover star but he's from i think south america um but like if you were to say like the name like bad bunny all of our audience would be like i don't even know who that is and it's like well i couldn't tell you a song i obviously don't know if you

wouldn't know them yeah but i don't know the title of that song but yeah i couldn't tell you but he is like a uh apparently like the only thing that's currently moving like any crowds in the club scene so i think there's just no one show i just do think i've been i've been old man yelling it out the cloud about new rap and i genuinely think in when we get a little bit of distance from it i think it's going to be the correct take that the music being produced now is not like timeless fun good hits right like in the moment people like this is dope and then it's like but where do you know do you listen to it at the club at the bar in the car like no not really where do you listen to it it's just on your tiktok

you know like shit like that i do think it'll genuinely end up being like oh these guys used to put out like hits that were you did it all you had the introspective one you had the pop one you had the gangster one and you had the club one and now i don't even know what the fuck it is and that sounds like old man yelling but I think in the long run, it will actually be like a subjectively correct or objectively correct take. Voicemails. Let's go. KFC, Fights Crew, got a quick question for you.

So if you could get rid of any crime in the world, what would it be? The only catch is in order to get rid of that crime, you have to commit it. Love it. Love it. Wow, dude. All-time question. What a great fucking question, dude. Ladies, sorry, you're on your own.

Get the mace. I mean, yo, that is crazy to think like there's gonna be one more victim and then no one will ever that's a great no one will ever get our word ladies i'd love to be able to help you out i just wouldn't be able to get it up i know that's it's hard to rate people isn't it it's difficult i wouldn't i don't think i'm physically capable sorry i apologize no loopholes here it's got to be really really committed you know i mean my only loophole might be a murder i could do a murder like you want to die maybe i'll kill you yeah and then it's like no one else gets killed again i was thinking it's like a fucking person I don't like.

God, that's awesome. That is so good. Because it's like... See, dude, here's the deal. Murder might be my only option. I'd like to do something more smarter. Most smarter, please! This is my point.

I'd like to do something like white collar where I stole a bunch of money, but I don't have the capabilities to. See, no, I don't care about that. Yes, you're right, but also I don't care if people continue to commit white collar crime. What I want to stop is the bad stuff. Yeah, I guess murder is really my only option.

I'm not smart enough to rob. I'm not smart enough to phone. I'm not smart enough to. Man, wouldn't it be great? Oh, God. Isn't suicide technically illegal? No, it's immoral. Oh, is it? No, it's, I mean, you don't get into heaven.

It's like being gay. It's legal, but God's going to be pissed. Either way, but I want people to be able to kill themselves. Yeah. You should also be able to cash into your life insurance if you kill yourself somehow. Yeah, you should definitely get a payout still. You have some balls on you, bro.

I'll send your daughter to college. I mean, if you ask me, this is so bad, but if there's one thing you give me a genie and I can you know do one thing with it I would put an end to school shooter

that's just murder I don't think that counts you can't you have to stop murdering you went way more specific the other murders can still happen yeah You can't. You have to stop murder. You went way more specific. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The other murders can still happen. Yeah. Yeah.

So. But no, but no. You know what I mean? I mean, I guess so. Yeah. But it's like, it just seems cheap that like, if you kill one person that you also get rid of like mass murders. Yeah.

I feel like you got to do the worst of the crime. Yeah, that's true. Like to stop the terrorist attacks yeah that doesn't right you kill one homeless guy that doesn't stop terrorist attacks that's what i mean okay so like yeah i'm with you i i would but like okay so yeah i gotta go light up ps118 kevin tears in his eye like that Wesley Snipes gif. God damn, dude.

You know what this is? Bro, can you Google what school Arthur went to in Hey Arthur? Hey Arthur? Hey Arnold. Hey Arnold. Can you Google what school Arnold went to? I don't know where PS118 came from. That would be an awesome poll from the back of your brain.

It was 118. 118. 118. Why did you say it like that? I'm not going to fall asleep. Glad we're so entertaining. What show at the Wilbur? That was crazy. glad we're so entertaining what show i don't will burn that was crazy oh yes yeah we've p.s 11 8

that's by the way that fucking crazy that i just pulled that and that i was like i bet that was yeah yeah you know that's fucking nuts i'm sitting right back down nick sorry um like could you could you do that though could you like shoot up a school i don't think i could do that i think it'd be pretty hard but like i'm one of those weird guys you know what it needs to be though it's very it's very like dan soter and kaylee anthony like you if you can find the right one i just need a school of like bad people yeah there's got to be a school of like prisoners like already like murders in prison who are like out of class i can kill them all and that's a loop that counts that counts that counts you gotta fucking you gotta kill some kid dude some kid's gonna be

learning new math and he's gonna be like thank you this is so stupid. Count by tens. Add the extras. Thank fucking God. Just put me out of my misery. My mom's been crying every night trying to learn. My dad punched a mirror. Doesn't make sense. It really doesn't.

It really fucking doesn't. Man. All right. I mean, other things. I would terror attack somewhere that sucks. Yo, that's good. But see, I'm not smart enough to pull that off either. I'd go in there, I'd be like, show up with a gun.

I'd be like, this is a terrorist attack. Does everyone hear this? This counts as terrorism. If you were to like some fucking Eastern European country, definitely it would be white people. If you were to kamikaze... I don't want to get a hate crime, too.

Hate crimes can keep happening. I don't want to accidentally end those. You definitely want it to be white people. I want to be white people, so it's not a hate crime. Got it. Hate crimes, keep running those up. I'm at the fucking hearing afterwards. Just to be clear, this was not a hate crime.

Is there any genies listening? Sir, do not try and do the insane defense. I was very sane. But if there happens to be a magical genie in the room, that was nothing to do with race. Hate crimes keep happening. What's like, is there a middle of the road one?

Cause that's what you do with the, uh, with the, with the, like the sex. And then for someone dies, you usually decide, is it someone I want to have sex with or is it someone I want to kill?

Right, right. So is there like a crime you want to commit that then, you know, like i get to no i guess it doesn't really play is there some middle of the road one though that you were like would i be the last bank robber ever but again i can't do that you know it's got to be a crime you can pull off the last bank robber ever don't just think that because the old man in the gun actually is. What's one? Stalking. You know what? That's a fun one.

You know what? That's what I would do. You'd stalk someone? There are two causes. Oh, you'd stalk someone. Yeah. Yeah. There are two causes in this world I care about the most.

From shitty things in the world I care about the most. And it, and from like a, you know, shitty things in the world and it is school shootings and it is fucking stalking people, cyber stalking people, cyber fucking their people. Yeah. And like their family.

And I would do that to somebody because it's like horrible, but it's not like murder or rape or something truly terrible. Also, I would pick a shitty person yeah dude that's a great one you know i have some candidates in mind that would be like i'm gonna do this to you and as much like it's gonna hurt and it's gonna suck and i'm crazy for it but you kind of deserve it and then no one else alive ever gets tortured by this again no one else has to deal with fake numbers and apps that change your phone numbers and harassing with their family members and exes and current relationships, all that shit.

It's a great one. I obviously stand with you pretty in lockstep on this cause. Because we're not going to shoot up a school. Sorry. We're not going to rape anybody. Sorry, I'm just not that much of a hero i'm not raping anybody okay uh but i could cyber stalk someone and i would hate myself for it but you do that from the couch like that's fucking yeah yeah you know i mean i would just i will i will cyber stalk rico bosco like eye for an eye he deserves it right and uh it, right? And then no one else ever has to have that happen again.

I will. That's a cross-eyed shell bearer. Yeah, and I'm totally with you. But what happens to those people who are cyberstalking type folks? Because they have to have an outlet somewhere. So what are they going to do next? Are they just going to kill us? Oh, this could be one of those things like the butterfly like take the fucking random text message at 2 a.m kind of deal it's a

little twilight zone where you wish for one thing and then the outcome's worse because it because someone who does that and we obviously there are some people you know who we're talking about there others you don't yeah and like there is something wrong with you. And they need to. If you called me today and you were like, yo, dude, I just fucking killed somebody. I would go, damn. What'd they do? We got to hide them.

What happened? I'd have questions. If you call me and you're like, just so you know, for the past year, I've been cyber stalking and harassing my co-worker's wife, whoever it may be. I would have no question. What the fuck is wrong with you? You are a dumb dickhead. There are justifications for murder.

There is no justification for that. There really is none. There's no just version of it where it's like, well, they did it to this person or me. It's like, well, then fine. You should call them out or be an asshole or whatever, but don't do it back to them. The only justification would be... I've had the chance where I've been like,

I know they're doing this. I might do it back. And I was like, I'm not a fucking psychopath, so I'm not doing that. Do one, do others sort of shit. The only justification would be I'm stopping it from ever happening again in this world. That's a great one.

That's a great poll. That's like ps118 or 118 as they say no what'd you say how'd you say he said one one one eight eleven eight next up should we also just mention that pavs took a handful of tylenol. Yeah, that's right. That's why. So I forgot. So Pavs earlier today goes, oh, guys, I just took four Tylenol PMs. It was like 10 o'clock. It was like, yeah, noon. It was dark in my hotel room.

I just saw Tylenol in my bag and I just took it. Are you legit? I've never felt this. I feel like I'm hallucinating. Not hallucinating, just like floating. It's kind of fun.

You should go back to the hotel and jerk off. That's what I would do. There's, like, 10,000 beds upstairs. Go to bed. I honestly would if I were you. There's 10,000 beds down here, too. It is.

Like, five rooms. We're back up, so I'm just, like, letting you out. You might die, to be honest. Two is tough. Four is, like, seeing you on Monday, bro. Dude, I do that. I do it every morning. I have, like, all my pill bottles, like, vitamins, medicine, medicine, fish oil, fucking take vitamin D, vitamin E.

I got all the bitches. And I have my melatonin right there. And every single morning I'm like, you thought you were going to get me. Not today, motherfucker. Not the last bank robber ever. You have to wake up pretty early to get me. But it's going to get me one day. I'm going to take melatonin and be like, fuck, we have an interview.

Fuck, we have to do this. And I'm going to be struggle bussing. Even Melly can fuck you up. The Tylenol PM is like ambient. It's designed. It's a fucking tranquilizer dart to the neck. Wait, Paul Wardo. You probably feel like, what, Quaaludes. Yeah. It's designed. It's a fucking tranquilizer dart to the neck. Wait,

Paul Wardo, you probably feel like what Quaaludes did to people. Yeah, you're going to be like, like, anyone who's like

ever seen Quaaludes is like, it's not like Tylenol PM. What's the point of it though? It was supposed to put people to sleep and as long as you fought it, that's when the shit,

the fun was. Quaaludes, God, I would love to do that before we die. It would be a fun one. Hey, what's up, gang? I had heard in the last episode that you had mentioned that Pabst went to Oswego. So I would like to add.

Pabst went to South Carolina. I said Oswego, though. I went to school in DC. He also went to a city. In Binghamton? The way that GroupMe works is that they go through Facebook to get your contacts

so they go like friend of a friend. So basically if Kevin, if I'm friends with you and you're friends with some guy named Derek, I can then add Derek. Easy enough. But I get added to this group of Oswego kids, and they add somebody with my last name

and thinking that it's that kid and not me. And I basically spend like four months pretending that I was that kid. And like any time they would message me, I'd be like, all right, word. It's like, oh, I miss you guys, love you guys, like, can't wait for tonight, like, shit like that, you know, just playing into the character, I guess. It's some real Dennis Reynolds shit. Guess what, bro, you can't do this anymore,

because we just committed committed crime to stop it forever adding me being like like bro i can't believe you fucking did that shit like next time i see i'm gonna beat your ass and i'm like i could have played into it more i kind of wish i did but i was just like hey by the way uh this isn't me uh this is me this isn't your friend, so sorry about that. And they were like, yo, what the fuck? Get this kid out of here. And I was like, yeah, I was talking to them over on a Sunday. I was like, yeah, whatever. Get me out of here.

And then they added me back to the group chat, and they were like, we like you more than the other kid that we thought you were. So you're still in. I'm still in the group chat to this day. I'm wondering if you guys have ever had any sort of like big time mix up like that or anything like Kevin obviously like getting added as like

a KFC Kentucky fried chicken account like six times a day. That's so funny. I don't know. I love getting the fucking KFC. They're always Indian. Yeah, it is. It's weird. It's always Indian. I don't know. I love getting the fucking KFC. They're always Indian. Yeah, it is. It's weird.

It's always Indian. They're always complaining about their chicken, and they always believe it's real. They always think it's me. You also, there's a guy named Kevin Clancy who's a referee for the Hearts, I think. Yeah. He got big time, like, almost killed, right? Dude, he's always in trouble.

Yeah, he sucks. He sucks at refereeing. I get Google Alerts for you, too, and sometimes I'm like, what the fuck is this? Yeah, sometimes I get the name Kevin Clancy. killed right dude he's always in trouble and every time i get i get sucks at refereeing i get google alerts for you too and sometimes i'm like what the fuck is this yeah sometimes like the name kevin clancy is like trending in europe yeah because like this ref blew another call oh and people are like fuck kevin clancy i hope he burns in fucking hell put this lad in the dirt i didn't know yeah it's very funny um They think he's like throwing games. I feel like this happened

either A, this happened. This is borderline what we just talked about. But no, but this is more good-hearted I feel like. It's more good-hearted

but it's still the same thing. Did we know or did we do this or did we know someone who did this or was this one of our movie ideas? I think this was one

of our rom-com ideas where someone is like on the group, what he described where it's like, wasn't there one where, yes, yes, yes. You're talking about my own wingman? Yeah, yeah. The guy gives out the number and it's just him. He's talking to the girl, wingmanning for himself.

Oh, it is actually, yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But I was thinking the group chat and stuff like that. Okay, no, I see what you're saying. What was that it was that a guy got a number this girl forgot that she like met him he was a bartender and he also worked in the same company too right and and so he would come into the bar she would come into the bar and talk about the guy classes they are whatever like stupid and shit and he would kind of like get like it was reconnaissance almost to figure out how to act when he was the fucking accountant by day or whatever.

So that was more in person, I guess, than phone number. But I thought there was an element of they had a burner phone or something and they were like, yeah, you should definitely date that guy. And then you come over here and do that. I think there was something to it. I forget. We've got to go back and re-listen to that episode and write our scripts. We've got to start writing our movies.

We had a writer's room that we never put out. It was just us three actually fleshing that out that I have on a hard drive somewhere. Really? Yeah. Love that. We spent like 45 minutes just talking through all of it.

That's the next level. Yeah. Making movie scripts, movie ideas. We're not going to write movies. Come on. I'm going to figure out free ideas. That's what we came to do. This is completely crazy,

but the getting invited back in. Yeah. That's a validation. All right. That's crazy. Or I am. And they just like crazy people. What if you could have like,

you know, only fans is like, um, you want like the connection and shit. Like, what if you did that? Like, like our group chat sucks.

We need like a, we need someone to liven it up and you hire somebody higher. It's almost like when people get like a cameo for like their bachelor party. It's like, let's get, yeah, let's get that. Our favorite fucking podcaster in the group chat for the bachelor party

weekend. You hire a high boy. Yeah. Like, let's get the, you know, send, send us your best memes, like get the gifts going get the

good jokes going we need some life in this fucking group chat we're gonna hire you back in because our regular friends suck but it's it's weird if you take this further than like a couple texts right you know like i've gotten wrong texts before and i go with it or don't even go with it but But I just say like, like there was that one time this guy hit me up and was like, Hey, I'm here at the bar. Are you here? Yes. And I was like, bro, I don't know if this girl stood you up or she gave you the wrong number.

And I was like talking with him a little bit. I was like, stay there. I'm going to try to see if there's other stoolies at that bar. He was like, I got, I'm going to leave. I'm feeling uncomfortable, whatever. But I was like, got i'm gonna leave i'm feeling uncomfortable whatever but i was like that was the furthest i was at one point i was talking to him like stay a little bit later i think someone's on the way and then i was like what am i doing here like never mind go you can have a little bit of fun with shit like this if you like if you like catfish this is catfishing

it's weird it's weird don't don't make it weird it's a little bit getting the invite back in is kind of validation but if it starts out by accident like how this happened and you have some fun with it okay if you get invited back in you earn that validation 99 of it's going to be like you're taking this which is your stuff i i stop pretending to be someone else people like this and and this guy he's a chicken head so i like him um but the uh i think anyone who does something like this is comparable to like an internet commenter or someone who has if you ever find yourself like being like a troll or whatever and like i'm not even being a dickhead like i think i'm actually offering some kind of advice here like quit your job and because you're not fulfilled you're not like and i know like we're lucky like our jobs are some fulfilling and we have creative outlets and all that stuff but like

you're clearly really missing something that is affecting you to the point that you're doing like crazy like you're pretending to be other people you're usually that like i don't know your job you might go with your relationship move towns you might make less you're usually that like i don't know your job you might go with your relationship move towns you might make less money but like go fuck i don't know what you want to be a fuck go be a painter yeah you you clearly have something that you're missing in life i agree with that and it's one of the it's it's it's some of the most like pathetic and i mean that in a in a sympathetic way like right right something in your life is so pathetic that you need to like pretend to be this other character.

Fix that shit, man. In another way that doesn't involve torturing other people. And not that that's what this kid was doing. I mean, I guess. I'd have to ask them. Depends on what he was saying and what he did. But I think I'm not trying to be mean.

I think quit and see if I'm trying to be mean. You fucking losers. If you're's enough. I'm trying to be mean, you fucking losers. If you're doing this, quit your job and quit your life. Kill yourself. I'm trying to be earnestly helpful. Yeah. I think. And look, no one's ever going to do it.

You have families and shit like that. But if you're like 24 and you see yourself sitting in a cube commenting, being like, fuck you motherfuckers or whatever like you like go go go try and do something else crazy agreed last one kfc fights what's going on um listen to the episode with marty right now you guys are talking about how back in the day our teachers used to bring us on like crazy field trips and crazy games and then one of us would split our head open and be like yeah i don't think we should do that again um so it made me think about when i was babysitting for

i was probably 12 and i babysat for my younger brother and his buddy and i convinced them to have a boxing match and his buddy got a black eye, bloody nose. Safe to say I never babysat again. You guys all have siblings. You guys ever experience anything like that? Your older brothers or younger, you know, anything similar.

For some reason, I feel like Pavs probably has a crazy story like this. I don't know. It's a weird thing to think. Pavs, I guess, is serious. I don't know. It's a weird thing to think. I don't know. It's a very generic thing to be like, this guy's going to have Long Island street fights. Street fights.

You go to Huntington on Thanksgiving Eve. Huntington's right in the middle of Long Island. You're guaranteed to get into a fight. It's almost like something we do every year. We go out on Thanksgiving Eve, we get in one fight and then go home. Dude is right.

I take it back. What kind of fight? Like fist fight? Like a bar brawl? One fight? Two years ago, local pizza roses. We were getting out like 2 a.m. slice. This guy comes in, cuts the whole line, and is being like just like yelling at like the lady behind the and so then everybody's like kind of scuffling and i

pull out my phone just to like let's document this this is hilarious this guy's acting like an asshole the guy sees that i have my phone and then just chucks it down the street like just like i mean like once one one step just chucks it down the road. And then, yeah, we just all knocked him out. One fist. One fist. Wow. That's cool.

All right, guys. Let's get our fight in. We got Turkey Day tomorrow. I'd like to be back by about midnight. Let's go. Me and my brother did that. It was Christmas, not Thanksgiving. But Christmas morning, we went and boxed. And we boxed each other. And we both showed up to Christmas dinner with black eyes.

And they're like, what the fuck happened? We fought each other this morning. I don't think I... That was like five years ago. I fought like eight years ago. I was very much an adult. We were both very much adults. I don't think I have anything.

What's the original format of the question? It's like... It's like shit that happened as a kid. Yeah. Me and my brother actually really didn't fight that much when we were kids. We would do knee hockey. Knee hockey would fucking... I mean, he's got staples, like scars all over his face

because of knee hockey stuff. He looks like fucking Jerry Chevers. We had a kid who just like fucking Dean just slashed. He just would make a point to just beat the shit out. It just turned into fighting with those sticks and just like full fucking force whacking the shit out of each other. I like Molly Ball from Jacket's Life.

I'm sure that girl just beat people up. I remember one time, the only fist fight I've been in, I think I've told a couple times, that short guy ended up fucking wailing on my face a couple times. And then we all had to go to the school science fair after that. So we all fought in the afternoon and then went back to school for like the night time like show your science projects and we all came in with fucking i had like a

probably a little bit of a broken nose like swollen and crooked somebody had a black eye other people had like slits and like we're all like 14 you know i think all the teachers are like what the fuck is going on here like all of a sudden we're like dangerous minds like we're like in gangs and in school we're all like an affluent fucking suburb all just bloodied up um but yeah i don't have any good ones there let us know uh get at us on social media hit us more importantly buy tickets to the wilbur buy tickets to moon tower austin Buy tickets to Moon Tower Austin on sale Friday. Friday, Friday, Friday, Friday. One show at both.

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All right. It's Roni Baby, the Prince. Yes, sir. Bang, bang, bird gang. Yeah, dude. This is a big week for you, man.

It's massive. I'm super excited. Yeah, dude. This is, I'm trying to think of when the Eagles won the Super Bowl, where were you? Like, what was? We were in Minnesota for the week, for that entire week.

And then I went to Philly with Caleb. That's how they ended up with the fuck in Always Sunny. Right. Because we were just on Broad Street and, yeah, partying around, just interviewing the shit out of people. And since then, like, everybody does those kind of videos. Like, we were the only people that had a video that came out. Now, like, after every win, there's a lot of people. So I don't feel like I need to be there.

Yeah. I don't need to be in Philly, so I'm going to try to go to the game and see what happens. Did you do that today on the show? Did you guys pick your tickets? No, we didn't. I don't know we're doing that. Oh, yeah. So if you're not watching the Yak, there's a very interesting proposition.

By the time you listen to this, we'll probably know the outcome, but maybe not. I don't know. Big Cat has said you guys pick your tickets. It could be nosebleeds or 50-yard line. If the Eagles win,

Big Cat will buy the tickets. Because he has this massive bet on the Eagles. If the Eagles win, Big Cat will buy the tickets. Because he has this massive bet on the Eagles. Right. And if the Eagles win, he'll pay for your tickets. Eagle lose, you guys got to pay him back whatever price you picked. It's going to be the best or worst day of my life. Yes. That's why I think you go all in.

And go to the peak of what you can afford. Because it's either going to be, you're going to be so bummed, and what's a big fucking fat tax bill, basically, or it's going to be you're gonna be so bummed and what's a what's a big fucking you know fat tax bill basically or it's gonna be the highest of highs sometimes i like to compound misery yes i'm feeling really bad i want to feel really bad it's like you're depressed and you like walk through the rain without an umbrella yeah listen to sad songs do it on a monday like monday's gonna suck anyway so why don't you like schedule the dentist as well because you're gonna be miserable anyway. Some elective surgery.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Get out of me. Pay all my credit card bills. Just bite the bullet, dude. Give people the hard news in my life that I need to tell them. That's exactly it, man. It's going to be either really good or really bad. But that's, I guess, what is sweet about sports.

It's going to be a ride. You know what I mean? mean it's gonna it's gonna be how about that fucking clown i don't even know if he was somebody important but the tweet went viral where he was like i'm walking around philly and it was before the nfc championship he's like i'm walking around the streets of philly and i'm like mildly annoyed that everybody is wearing jerseys and planning their day around an imaginary game of men running with a ball and i was like just fuck up man and then and then uh he was he he made it broader he's like americans and so someone said what have you ever been to a soccer game in england listen he goes somebody goes what what american pastimes do you like and the guy said voting

immigration milk cheesecake factory. A clown. He's two for four. I was like, you're not wrong. I'm sorry, three for four. Three for four. That's definitely not immigration. You heard it here. Close the borders, Feidelberg.

I never miss a voting day. It can't be immigration. I had so many I voted today stickers. It's crazy. You load up. That is fucking hilarious. Was there even an election today? But it is.

It's like, it's so illusion. I get what people, you know, it is silly. Sports is ridiculous. We get all hyped up about throwing a ball through a metal fucking circle. We get hyped about.

But it's because society needs that. Like we need something to chew on. We need something to get excited about altogether. Like, that's why people who aren't sports fans get excited about it, because they want to be a part of it. Like, this shit is exciting and a necessity. Like, if it wasn't something that, like, scratched an itch in people, like, we wouldn't fucking do it. It wouldn't be a thing. And also, like, yes, there's an element of silliness, but also competition, camaraderie, like, all that shit.

It's like, that's a very real thing. Milk is silly, too, then, bro. Like, if he's going to be putting on a cape for milk, dude, thataderie, like all that shit. It's like, that's, that's a very real thing. Milk is silly too then, bro. Like if he's going to be putting on a cape for milk, dude, that's silly too. We're sucking on a cow's fucking tit. What are we talking about? Like, you know, from day one, motherfuckers were doing, you know, the Coliseum and battles to the death and shit. I'd say it's actually pretty sophisticated that we don't fucking kill each other for

entertainment anymore. And it's not American at all. Like that shit is universal. Like they're like, it's crazier anymore. And it's not American at all. That shit is universal. It's crazier everywhere. Everywhere else is crazy. They're bombing things, throwing flares at fucking reps. They let flares off during the game in other places. South American dude shooting referees and stuff like that.

Like Muay Thai boxing in Asia and shit like that. If anyone's going to shoot a referee, it is Philly. Philly, for sure. And it's going to happen in America. I'd's going to shoot a referee, it is Philly. Philly, for sure. And it's going to happen in America. I'd actually like to make a two. And I hope you could kind of broker an agreement between me and Philly fans. Because I have nothing against Philly fans. And largely speaking, 99.9% also don't have an issue with me.

But we did go to war once. You guys were victorious. And I still got some of you goddamn motherfuckers every time i send any tweet at all it's tom brady dropping the football they're still on you do still like i'll just say i'll let that one go i'll say something i'll be like football and they'll be like you mean the fucking game you lost to the birds i'm like yeah i guess i technically do this is me calling off the dogs. Feidelberg, you came to an Eagles game.

Fuck yeah. In Kelly Green. In Kelly Green. It was a sweater, so it was like the right color, but it wasn't a betrayal of your true fandom. And we talked about it then, like, be an Eagles fan for this season. And that was game two. That was game two. That would have been a good choice, bro.

An honorary, you know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, you're right. I'm about to win the Super Bowl again. Yeah, fuck you. So John is now a Patriots, Titans, Eagles, and who's the other one? Well, it was Bucs, but I'm off the Bucs now. No more Brady.

No, of course. Yeah, Brady. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, another ring. Come celebrate with us. We're going to have a fucking time. But it is, dude, like, and I genuinely mean this. Like, an incredibly complimentary of Philly fans.

We're like, between the fucking chant that no one likes us, no one likes us, no one likes us, we don't care, is the fucking coolest thing. But you've got to, more people have to embrace that. Because there's still a huge chunk that's like, we're not trash. We're actually blah, blah, blah. It's like, yeah, we know. It's a generalization, but it's a funny one. And also, there is, like, some truth in the stereotypes. And you lead it, too actually blah blah it's like yeah we know it's a generalization but it's a funny one and also there is like some truth in the stereotype so fucking own it yeah lead into the snowballs at santa claus and the only thing i'll take umbridge with with what you

said is you said an eagles fan is going to shoot a ref someday and i think that they'll be more creative about how they kill yeah i don't think it'll just be like a gunshot. They'll put a fucking bar of soap in a fucking sock and beat the fuck out of him. It'll be some law-abiding citizen shit. Exactly. It'll be the perfect crime. We're not just gonna shoot him. But dude, like every time I see anyone Philly, I'm always like goddamn, they're doing it right.

They're fucking... I do, I have like... Wait, what? Like sports? Just like Philly fans are just fucking No one likes us, we don't care. It's such a good mantra in life. That is such a good... Everybody should adopt that shit. If Nietzsche said that shit,

you'd have Marcus Aurelius bros being like, yes, see, this is the way. Yes, for sure. I was, before the NFC Championship, it must have been, I was walking down the street, and someone in a Jalen Hurts jersey, like a regular person, obviously not a homeless person, regular dude just walking down the street, fucking bottle of Tito's, bottle of

Simply Orange, fucking go bang. Swishing them. Bang. 11 a.m. Sunday morning. Yup. That's the fucking dude right there. That's the guy I want on my side in a fucking fight. Oh, you know what I'll say too?

Grease the poles is one of the greatest fucking calls of all time. It is. Like, that is so ridiculous. The thought that someday, you know, five years ago or whatever it was, there was like a city planning meeting. And they were like, you know, like, meeting is in session. Like, what are we talking about? Like, we can't stop him from climbing the pole, so hear me out, guys.

We're going to fucking grease him up. And someone was like, remember when Trump said, let's shoot a fucking nuke at a hurricane? And it was like, well, that's silly, but you know, let's at least talk about it. The thought that someone was like, this is actually the best idea we've got.

Let's grease him up. And they did it. And it didn't work. Well, because it became more dangerous, right? Because then people were still getting up. They were falling off the fucking poles because it was grease. They were sitting down like Mowgli in the Jungle Book. You can't stop it, bro. You cannot stop it.

The pain is coming. Win or lose, it's happening. And you just got to crush your fingers and hope for the best. I'm picturing the grease poles like Frank when they go to the public pool. Grease! Watermelon! Every pole in the fucking city. I didn't realize that didn't work.

I thought that was a thing they did. You saw the tiny dick? The intent. I saw the guy with the tiny dick. I heard about him. But he was on top of a pole. He had climbed to the top of the pole. They're still greasing him.

I think they were still trying to grease him and everybody's still climbing. They're just climbing regardless. They're going to find a way. Sometimes I wish I was one of those guys. Which ones? The tiny dick guys who show to the world? Well, that I'm taking care of.

But win or lose, I'm never going to flip a car, burn something down, or climb a pole. I wish I could just climb a pole. I wish I could physically climb a pole. I was not that kid kid I couldn't do it but more than that like the mentality of it like sometimes I wish I was just like I don't fucking care let's climb this pole let's flip this car let's be an asshole

the like thing that's crazy about it is getting down and it's like you get to the top of the pole without any thought of getting down yeah there's no planning those guys don't plan shit you're just living in the moment and that's the kind of guy that you're saying you want to be. Just like, I don't give a fuck.

I'll figure out how to get down once I'm up there. If I did, I'd get up there and I'd be like, alright, call the fire department. No!

I would for sure be like, someone's got to get a helicopter. They'll be one of those, they'll hold a blanket that has an X in it. Everybody holding them, diving off. How do they get down?

People have to be getting destroyed. People have to be dying. Those are high poles, man. But those people who can climb, they can do... Climbing is so hard. So hard! It's the hardest thing in the world. Even trying to climb the lowest bow on a tree just to pull yourself up is almost impossible.

How many pull-ups can you do right now? Zero. Fucking zero. I could do two. Zero for me, no doubt. One of those things where if gun to my head and I had the fight or flight adrenaline rushing, I think I still couldn't do one.

If I needed it, if you needed it, you'd have to die. And it's not only just pulling your arms up, but getting something like that. Up and over. Legs and stuff. I always think about that in movies when someone's hanging over a ledge or hanging out of a building. I'd be like, dude, what are we both doing here?

Let go. Or like when they need to jump from one thing to another. And so they jump and they land on the ledge. And they're like, oh, I made it. It's like, no, now the hard part starts. You gotta fucking climb up this bare wall. That used to be in a lot of movies. People were dangling off all the time.

A lot of one armed fucking, let me tell you something, Ron hasn't stopped in my world. Yeah. The movies I watch is still a lot of days. I had the pleasure, the distinct pleasure of watching a, a fast five,

uh, on the plane next to Feidelberg. We did a one, two, three press play. So we were at the exact same time. That's so fun. And when I tell you, I mean, you've seen that

gotta be ten times, right? Oh, five? Fast Five, twenty times. There's a couple of Fast Fives I've only seen once. But the more recent ones, I haven't really been grabbing me. They're kind of missing the aura. The je ne sais quoi. The je ne sais quoi.

But Five was the paramount of it. We're sitting on the plane, got our big headphones on and every time you'd be like that one's for the family. And John would be like he'd be reacting like oh, oh. Or sometimes just straight up audible like

fuck it. This is the part. He's going to say family again. I know this is true because I've watched you watch Always Sunny on the plane one time, and you were having so much fun, dude. A ball. You were laughing so hard at the fucking TV, and I strive for that. You want to know what he watched on the plane here? That's the 30th time I watched that episode.

On the plane here, I look over his shoulder. I'm sitting behind him this time, and he's watching. I can tell it looks like an old timey investigator. Like he's got the trench coat and the hat on and he's like a private eye. He's watching The Sting with Rob

Paul Newman. Is that an old ass movie? I mean Paul Newman's like 150 and he was like a young man in that shit. They say things like they call the police. They go, the bunko's here. The fuzz. The fuzz.

They're like, what's that guy? Is he a dick? They mean like private eye. What was the one he kept saying? Robert Redford's character kept saying, hey, look, everyone be cool and everything will be jack. It'll be jack. Everything will be Jack. It'll be Jack. I like that. I like that.

What era do you think you would be coolest in? Have you ever had a moment where you're like, ah, I was born in the wrong generation? Yeah, someone hit me with that in a rap battle. They were like, you sound like a little kid playing detective. Which was a funny fucking bird. Yeah, copper. This thing was 1973. I would have thought Which was a funny fucking bird.

This thing was 1973. I would have thought it was like 50 years ago. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's even newer than I thought. I think I was like, I'm firmly meant to be in the 90s. I don't think I would have lived or thrived at any other time. I think the 90s was like my fucking,

I fucking love it. As a white guy, I could have done it whenever, which is nice. Except for maybe the future. Didn't we ask that one time? I think we asked this once to a black guy, right? And he was like, well, now, because this is about as good as it gets.

It's like, what era would you live in? It's the same kind of thing. Not what would you be cool with, but a similar vibe to a question. And everyone's like, I don't know, I can't go before the 70s. It's about as good as it gets and it's still not great. Not great.

It was terrible. You could say like the worst things possible like in public with impunity. Yeah. It was super fucked. Dude,

just on the action flicks, have you watched RRR yet? No. It's on my list. What's that? I haven't even heard that. It's an Indian Netflix film, right? Yeah, it's like the two biggest stars in India got together to make this, like, what turns out to be, like, kind of a buddy action flick.

Is it, like, Bollywood or, like, American film? It's Bollywood, but they kind of dubbed it over. So you can't, but it's a true Bollywood film that even was nominated for some Oscars, maybe for music, but it is the most badass action movie that you'll ever see. Like cult classic fucking, a dude throws a jaguar at another man.

He throws a Jaguar at somebody So I've seen many through the LCB boys and other movie people I follow I've seen a lot of people recommending RRR Not one person has mentioned that a Jaguar gets thrown at another man

I'm sold, I'm in I would have my pants off and the TV on in two fucking seconds if someone said that to me. If you like any Fast and Furious franchise, this is that type of... The Rock throws a torpedo at a fucking submarine one time. Yes. That would be cool if that torpedo was a jaguar.

And he wouldn't eat the captain. In nature. It's that kind of shit, but it's happening in nature. It's just so fucking badass. There's one of the first scenes, you meet this guy, and there's a riot going on outside, and somebody throws a can at one of the British officers,

and they're like, arrest that man, which would be an impossible task, but he goes out and fights literally a fucking riot. Imagine Philly when they won the Super Bowl, and a guy goes and fights everybody. All of them. It's just so fucking exciting. Dude. Both of you watch this movie.

It's a fucking movie. What does R stand for? Is it some Indian shit? I think it is because it's like not the beginning of the word. It's like water. Fire. Like those are the R's. There are some where in there.

It doesn't make any sense. It has to be something else. Dude, I'm going to watch that. Hopefully we have some downtime today so I can watch that. Otherwise, it's going to be way on my mind. We'll be done in the afternoon. We can pop out tomorrow. You're fucking right.

Dude, the other thing that I've been grinding on, I have this fucking rap battle coming up super soon against this dude. He's an honor, right? For past day. Korean dude? Yes, he's a... I was just listening to... Have you listened to Road Podcast? Blank of a DJ.

Reflections of a DJ. No, I don't think so. Is the podcast. And it's got a few DJs who I think have residencies in Vegas. And they just had a couple episodes with hip-hop from Rockefeller Records and shit and they just go through they just have like hip-hop A&R's and other rappers on and DJs and shit Sypha sounds all these guys and they just go through like like history of

hip-hop that's so fucking sweet but the interview with hip-hop was unbelievable like who was supposed to get what beats? Hip Hop's a person. Yeah, yes, that's his nickname. Who was supposed to get what beats and what... I can see where you're going. The thing is, he knows so much about hip hop. They're like, yeah, hip hop, that's your nickname.

So he has, like, stories for days about, like, Jay-Z and Cameron and all that shit. But the episode I started listening, like, right after that was Dumbfounded. So it was the first time I had heard of him. So that's the guy you're battling. Yeah, dude. So you called him out on Son of a Boy, Dav. Yeah, yeah. Well, it was a call-out, but it was for Pat's day and his family.

That was when you guys were on. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That was the inception of the idea. And then I took it to Twitter, and that literally turned into the battle that we're actually doing. When is that? It's at the end of February. That's cool. And so I'm like trying to like toe the line with, he's like, one of the reasons he stepped away from battle rap was because there were like people using like what he thought were basic Asian jokes against him. You know what I mean?

Like just like L's and R's and stuff like that. That he just like thought, he was like, man,, you have to be more creative than this or whatever. So that's kind of what I'm trying to figure out. You gotta find a creative way to be racist. That's what I'm saying. New racism is what I'm trying to come up with. Yo, that is honestly the first time that people made some of those...

I have some stuff. Think about if you were one of the first guys to make those truly funny stereotypical race jokes. It must have been like, oh, shit! It was probably good for a little bit. Yeah, man. It was probably on point for a little bit.

It was great up until probably recently. People love those fucking jokes. The first horrifically... What do you call a car full of five whatever's going over the cliff? Those must have, like, horrifically, you know, like, what do you call a car full of, like, five whatever's going over the cliff? Oh, yeah, yeah. Yeah, like, those must have been like, oh, shit!

That shit is funny. I'll do this. I'll say this. Maybe I grew up in the wrong part of town. I heard that joke is lawyers. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Five lawyers. Yeah.

Whatever, whatever. Four lawyers, right? Like, it's a missed opportunity. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You can plug in whatever you want there. For bloggers. And I think as long as, like, I think this is the key to racism because I've really been looking into it. Look at the camera on this one.

Tell them, Roan. I think that you have to be, you have to talk about something that's hyper-specific to their culture, but it can't be inherently negative. So you can't be like, they're poor or they're dumb or they're like bad at this but it's like something that's super specific and I think that that's racism that everyone can appreciate if they hit you with some stuff like about white people or something that they're like

oh we do fucking whatever like mayonnaise or whatever one of my favorite Andy Hanks great comedian one of my favorite jokes of his is he talks about how like people who don't know other races are so vaguely racist. Where it doesn't make sense because they never even met anybody. Yes. Where he's like, you know, I'm from Portland.

And people will be like, oh, I don't want the city moving out to the suburbs and coming out here and dancing and stuff. And then I moved to New York. People get very specific with their racism. coming out here and dancing and stuff. And then I moved to New York. People get very specific with their racism. Like, I don't like Dominicans because they don't recycle. Which is found. That sounds legit to me. That sounds like there's probably a cultural problem

that they need to fucking work out. But that's funny. I found that I feel like a lot of the jokes about like Asians and like Louis did this Louis CK

was just in the garden and I know comics don't like when you talk about their bits but I don't fucking care he already put it out Louis does it all the time he does yeah

Louis is he just says jokes he likes he was like doing a bit and he impersonated a japanese guy and then he impersonated a swedish guy and it was fine and the third one was he was like and then i so he's like i had a friend from sweden blah blah and he talked like this and then i met someone from japan and he was like and then i met someone from nigeria and the whole crowd went oh because they knew

what was coming and he was like where the fuck was that for Sweden and Japan because you know you haven't been oppressed or you haven't gone through and everybody has but the point being like if you make you know jokes about like Asian people say oh yeah you guys are fucking smart and successful and you're doctors there's you know

stereotypical jokes but it's in a positive manner so what have you I guess you don't want to reveal anything, but you feel like you've come up with some new racism. New racism is great. New racism is what I'm really gunning for. But I've found some, like, I'm trying to, like, be respectful of this dude to just, not that I, like, respect him, but, like, I want to respect his wishes as, like, a gamesman.

And be like, oh, like, you think that people are doing it in a corny way. Like, let me see if I can have a fresh approach to this kind of shit and now is this because this is all to raise money for pat stay and his family rest in peace but it's still so is it like friendly or like you're going in i mean i like this guy yeah yeah yeah and it's he there's not really a lot to like expose you know what i mean he's like very like successful well-liked and like handsome and shit like that he's like in movies and like he was in like

a Disney movie he was like in a voice of a Pixar movie like he's like successful and shit like that so it's like I can't like you should do one of those

confidence compliment battles boost him up yeah that's what it sounds like I'm just sucking him off but I really do just really respect this dude so but it's

it's gonna be fun this is your first time since getting screwed no I did one against the dude this dude. But it's going to be fun. This is your first time since getting screwed? No, I did one against the dude with autism who I was super mean to or whatever. What was super mean to? You know that, killed mental illness who I just screwed? He would always bring it up. He was always like, dude, I battle with autism.

He was beating the jump board. I was like, all right, let's talk about it then. But that was the last one that I did before this one. It's so cool, man. It's one of the coolest things. I would give up all my other abilities to be able to rap and battle rap and shit. All of them. Freestyle.

Do you know Harry Mack? Have we talked about Harry Mack? I think we might have touched on him. He freestyles on the internet. He does like Omegle, like a chat roulette. And just like pops on and he's like give me words oh look

another dude's dick dude I remember the first I did like chat roulette like a few times in my life and I remember one was like I went to go visit my girlfriend

I was like in the longest relationship in college and she was like me and my friends always play chat roulette and I was like okay like let's do it

and like I know why she does it it was just a bunch of dicks. Dick after dick after dick. What the fuck? You're looking at random dicks on the internet? You're cheating on me? Dollars with these fucking random dicks?

More like cheat roulette, man. But do girls like that? I think they find it funny. You know what I don't get? I think the right girl will be like, this is fucking funny. I feel like there is low-key, and they don't want to admit it, a decent chunk of chicks who like dick pics

and all that kind of shit. There's no way that... I understand an unsolicited, I fucking airdropped you on the subway with an ugly dick. Yes, of course. I'm glad we threw that one off. I was a little over my breath for a second.

But there's girls like that. I bet you there are some girls who like that too. They say they don't, but don't listen to them. But there's definitely also this vibe of like, we don't want that at all, and it's like, alright, you don't, but I think there's some chicks who are in.

Oh, I don't want it. I'm with those chicks we're in. Oh, I don't want to. I'm with those chicks. Don't fucking post-nude society, baby. Don't you be sending me your vagina. You're so depressed you're becoming asexual. But that's what I mean. It's like it's still, if you're straight and you want to have sex, there's probably some dick pics and videos and shit like that that you like.

And I just feel like girls are afraid to say it. I don't think so. I think it's a pretty fair mix. I don't hear many girls at all being like, yes, I like dick pics. Interesting. Do you think that that'll be an opening of the floodgates, maybe?

If they're like, I like it. They can't even say that. You know what I mean? They got to keep it on the low. Otherwise, they'll get like, oh, you like dick pics? I already get 1,000 a day. Now I'm going to get a million a day. But if it's someone you're with

or someone you're hooking up with and you like having sex with them, you like their dick, you probably want to see it, no? No one I'm with is ever in danger of getting more than three dick pics because I took them all seven years ago. That's just what I agree. I'm just too lazy. I'm like, I got to take seven years ago. That's just that's just what I

I think I'm just like too lazy and I'm like I gotta take my pants off and get hard. These three look good that's all we need. Honestly

they're not even like it's not even a body thing it's just a penis. And I'm like I just don't feel like going through the process again worrying about this has a nice

brick background. You've gotten like new tattoos since then. Yeah. Thanks for the heads up dude. You got a photo new tattoos since then. Yeah. Thanks for the heads up, dude. You got a Photoshop.

I'm going to get caught. Tooth cap? What? Instead of taking new dick pics, you can start Photoshopping your tats into your

old dick pics. This one's perfect. This is fucking great. Before we let you go, because then I get to bounce. Did you catch any

of the hip hop shit at the Grammys this year? It was very hip-hop heavy. Yeah, they did have, like, they had everybody on stage, which I thought was pretty cool. Which was funny, though, because it started with, like, somebody even before Run-D.M.C. Fuck, who was it? It was, like, old school, old school. And then they had Sugar Hill Gang or some shit like that.

Yeah, I think it was Sugar Hill Gang, right? And then they had, like... It was Cool in the Gang. That's what I thought. Yeah, they were there. I think that they all had similar names. Like like that right and then they had like that's what i think yeah they were there they all had similar names like that was how the names were coming out they all they all would spit like 20 seconds 10 seconds of their song and it was going like 1988 1990 1992 93 95 like and then it went from the Lox to like Lil Baby or something like that and I was like god damn apparently that's where I stop

is that fucking Jadakiss and The Lox it jumped to new people that I was like I don't even know that is very weird to leave out Jay-Z like a huge era, arguably the biggest era, maybe because those guys were like we're not doing this shit but he had like his performance to do

at the end. Yeah, they did that God's World. I didn't watch any of it. I just followed him on Twitter. God did, yeah. That verse is crazy. He goes for three minutes on that shit. That is sick. And they had all the Khaled and Wayne sitting at the table. Yeah, sitting at that big fucking feast. But it was

cool, and it was also weird at the same time like it's like i just it's very cool i think that like we we take for granted that like we lived through the birth of like a whole fucking genre that is now like very very popular you know yeah like others other styles of music have been around for like so long and this is like you know we're seeing the jay-z and these guys like the first people to ever be like 50 60 years old after doing hip-hop you know what i mean and it persists like it's still like good and like uh very popular and like new other new musics have come like electronic dance music that shit didn't exist it's not like it like

it's a fad and it didn't beat it's not like it replaced hip-hop. It's like a cool thing that's there to stay. I don't know how much those guys know or like each other. They were probably just on stage and went back to their own trailers. It probably wasn't the unifying moment as much as it was a symbol. You know what I mean? But it's still just, it is kind of fucking dope to have seen it rise. There was a shot backstage of Rakim running into Jay-Z and Rakim was like,

you're the fucking man. And Jay-Z was like, thank you for paving the way. And I was like, this is just fucking wild, man. That is kind of fucking fire, dude. Crazy to take it to where they did. It's funny, didn't Jay used to boycott the Grammys for so long? I feel like he used to never go because

rap and black people never won and rap was never honored. And I guess now it's different because he won a whole fuckton of them when he's there. It does make sense, though. Piazza's like, I'm stepping out tonight. I got this fucking dress. Dude, yo, let me say something about everybody complaining. Also, I've won every Grammy ever.

Everyone was complaining that she didn't win. That album sucked, bro. Renaissance sucked. I listened to it once. It was not good. I mean, I listened to it once, too, and I stopped listening to it. I didn't even. That album sucked, bro. Renaissance sucked. I listened to it once. It was not good. I mean, I listened to it once, too, and I stopped listening to it. I didn't even go by it. And I know I'm not really the target market, so who cares what my opinion is?

But there was bigger songs off of bigger albums, more popular. I think Harry's House is a pretty solid album of the year. As someone who doesn't really listen to much music. Have you seen the clip of Adele? Adele, she broke her Grammy in half last time and gave half to fucking Beyonce. That sucks. That's loser.

In her post game, she was like, Adele, Beyonce should have won this. Shut the fuck up. Same thing with the people. Who was it? Kendrick Lamar? I was going to do the football a little more recently. Okay, okay.

Whoever got the fucking roughing the pass or unsupportive conduct from the Bengals. Joseph Visayi. And then the teammates stood next to him. I'm like, dude, get the fuck out of here. I want to throw my golf. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Don't be like, hey, we still like him. Get the fuck away from me.

I fucked up. I'll own it. But like, I don't... And like, in private... Yeah, don't make me look like... I don fucked up I'll own it but like I don't and like in private don't make me look like I don't want if I'm Beyonce I don't want to look

like some fucking loser charity case a half Grammy on her shelf yeah yeah you get like the the bottom and I get like

the gramophone top thingy like fuck this is stupid but the clip of her she was like Adele it's from someone's phone

it's not on TV Adele's like on the edge of her seat and they're like and the winner is and they say Harry's house and she's not on TV. Adele's like on the edge of her seat. And they're like, and the winner is, and they say Harry's house. And she's like, I think. You can't really tell, you know. You can see her like, fuck. You know, it should have.

And then later, like Harry Styles was giving his speech and she started crying. She's like, she likes Harry Styles too. But you saw her be. But they're saying it was for Beyonce. That her reaction was because Beyonce didn't win. What? It was like, bro. Get reaction was because Beyonce didn't win. What? I was like, bro. Get off her dick.

Yeah, yeah. What? Get on your own dick. You're Adele. You should want to win. You should fucking. It reduces her to a child when you're like, I hope she wins. I hope she gets this one.

She really needs this. She's a billionaire. Yeah, she doesn't need any more. She has the most Grammys of all time. To be fair, most of them are not for massive awards like that. The Album of the Year. I think that's, like, the one thing she hasn't, so people are like, you got to give it to her.

But, like, she hasn't fucking put out an album. She probably doesn't like you Adele dudes fucking. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Stop trying to, like, win points for, like, publicly being like, I'm giving this even though I've won. It is a slick move, though, because, like, you're Adele. You win. You already have a huge fan base.

Now let me grab some of those fucking Beehive people and be like, Beyonce should have won. Honestly, you're not going to like this, but I'm just glad that Beyonce and Taylor Swift didn't win, just because they're fan bases, just because the fan bases would have come out of the fucking woodwork. I agree with that. The only reason I wish Taylor won was because she was drunk,

and I wish she was on stage last night. She had a lot of wine that night. I'm actually happy Taylor won, too, because Taylor wasn't up for anything new, and I think that opens a stage last night. She had a lot of wine that night. I'm happy Taylor won too because Taylor wasn't up for anything new. And I think that opens a pretty big weird loophole. Taylor was up for the 10 minute version of Red and something off Fearless because she re-released Fearless.

Oh, if you start winning Grammys for old shit if everyone in the all the other nominees put out new shit and you win for old shit that's fucked. That's lame. I'm happy she won. I'm glad she put him up for it.

I'm glad she got nominated and all that shit. But I think if you win for that, we'll remaster a Led Zeppelin album. Yeah, right. Let's do fucking Michael Jackson shit again. Every classic album that should have won can just resubmit as a new master. She's re-recording it,

not remastering it. So like, as long as everyone's still alive, I guess they could try again. But the, I, I don't think she should be winning for those kinds of things. So I was okay with Taylor.

She looked great. I thought she was dancing great. She definitely has improved since her fucking weird car wash thing. Oh, God damn Taylor. She might be stealing moves from you, dude. She might see your moves and be like, wait, what is he doing?

Is he doing it? Last thing, do you think, is there any, like, original music in the Horizon for you? Like, steak? I mean, I've recorded some stuff, but I haven't, that hasn't been my, like, focus. Like, I'm very ADD with, like, I just like trying to, like, take on, like, projects and shit like that. And so, like, I worked on some recorded music for a while and, like, did a focus. Like, I'm very ADD with, like, uh, I just, like, try and, like, take on, like, projects and shit like that. And so, like, I worked on some recorded music for a while and, like, did a bunch of writing. It was even, I was, yeah, I was just doing, like, a ton of writing.

And, uh, but then I did this battle. And so it was, like, that took my creative focus. I just always, like, want something else to be one. And you're also in a fucking pop-up band. And that scratches the itch, too, a little bit. Where you're like, all right, like, I'm gonna put that in the background a little bit. Exactly, it scratches the itch.

And, yeah, like, you're a pop-up band. You gotta be a front man for a fucking... Like, that's another itch to scratch. Like, when we want, I'm going to be a front man for a fucking... That's another itch to scratch. If we want to have a show, we can sell like 600 tickets. That's so dope. You can just like... Let's do a rock show.

That's fucking unbelievable. Alright man, get out of here. Go do your thing. Appreciate you guys. Real quick, I will say this so you don't have to. We were talking about it a little bit last night. Not to start any weird beef or whatever, but the people who are saying that Roan is jacking Stavi with Bang Bang Bird Gang, you got to check the timestamps.

We love Stavi. His shit is so funny too. But if it's Delco accents talking about football, there's enough room for everybody to play in that playpen. But Roan ain't stealing shit from anybody when it comes to that. That's just been going on since like 2017. Hell yes, bro. Appreciate that. Someone else say it for you.

You know what I mean? He's the man. No doubt. And he would never care about it, but for the fans being like, get your own thing. Two funny guys doing their fucking dirt ball impressions. I walked into a party this weekend, and they're Philly fans, and they had not heard that before, but I just said it,

and they were like, that's unbelievable. It is the best. And boy, did I consider saying I just invented it. I was like, dude, they're like Super Bowl, like bang, bang, bird game. It's the new Saturdays are for the boys. How did they come up with it? Yo, the NSC championship one was fucking That was like a verse

You basically are now spitting a verse every time you do it The Super Bowl The bar is high Have you done When they made it to the Super Bowl last time Was Bergerang So this is your first Super Bowl You gotta bring the fucking noise

I might make it two minutes long I'm gonna rip the shit the entire time honorary Eagles fans for the Super Bowl I want you guys both you can't root

for the fucking no I'm actually down I know so many Philly people that I think I want to be happy and some people who I hate

and I don't want to be company man I don't want to have the fucking I'm gonna have to have it at some point in my life I'm not Brady just retired I'm not ready to have the Brady I'm going to have to have it at some point in my life I'm not, Brady just retired I'm not ready to have the Brady vs Mahomes debate yet

He's got to get four years behind him Before we start really taking that seriously So let's stay Bargain it is Alright listen to Son of a Boy Dad Are there tickets to the battle or is that all It's going to be a pay per view So there are tickets I think it might be sold out already

But pay per view Every cent of the proceeds are going to pat stay's family very cool his two kids and uh we're trying to make a fucking ton of money so uh don't bootleg it buy that shit 20 bucks you gotta be a real scumbag if you're on reddit looking for fucking bootlegs of the charity yeah you know what it is thanks man I appreciate you thank you thank you bye bye bye bye bye bye

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bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye bye សូវាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប់ពីប្រាប� Thank you. Bye.