KFC Radio - Is the Milk Crate Challenge the Greatest Internet Challenge? Ft DeRay Davis

Episode Date: August 24, 2021

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I never put that together. That's worse than me not knowing that tortilla chips are made out of tortillas. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. It's Clancy and Feidelberg back from Vegas. My hand's bleeding. That was when I fight you, got him. Yeah, I fucking knocked that dude out. There was this dude on the strip.

He was talking shit. Came up to Feidelberg, pinched his ass, and I said, not my man. I one-punched him, left him fucking leaking on the fucking strip. He was baking in the sun. That's what's up. That's in the skillet, baby. That was when, that was the moment. We had a moment. I don't even know if you realize it, Jackie.

We had a moment, though. I think that was the moment that Jackie was officially, officially, officially, like, indoctrinated into the KFC radio ways. I wouldn't disagree with that. Jackie asked a question about if you were to burn your skin. So here's how it all happened. We're sitting by the pool. And Jackie asked, if you were to burn your flesh, and not just like, oh, I touched something and it's hot, so I pulled it away.

If you were to just put your flesh over an open flame or on like a hot pan or whatever and just leave it there, would it cook like any other meat? And would you just have a section of cooked flesh? A patch of cooked flesh. Yeah. Like a cheeseburger. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like there's your regular skin and then here's your skin like well done.

And then we were kind of like – what's funny here is you don't ever need a reason why. It's like, why? You know, we just ask stupid questions all the time. It's answered the internet. It's the hypotheticals. It's the voicemails. We just always have dumb questions going. But your reasoning was that people, there are like people who pass out on the streets of Las Vegas

and that the, her exact quote was like, the ground of Las Vegas becomes a skillet. These people are so fucked up and they're homeless and they just pass out on the pavement and they just cook. And when she said that the ground was a skillet and we were talking about cooking flesh, I was like, this is a barely out of college girl who should not be talking about these things. Right? Like what girl? This is what guys do. Girls don't sit around and be like, so you think the flesh would cook or would it die or would it need to be amputated?

Now that I'm thinking about it further, would it crumble? It wouldn't crumble like a cheeseburger. It would cook like a steak. It's like ground beef. But it would like, I mean, you could definitely eat your own arm. Well, I think, you know, there are cannibals and people do eat themselves. This is a don't threaten me with a good time scene. I think that.

If I could just have a steak on my arm. Just chewing myself in the middle. Eat your own arm like it's a corn on the cob. I'm carrying a steak with me at all times. Well, not at all times. I'm going to finish it in a day. But there's something about it that is different somehow, some way. I don't know what.

Everybody on Twitter, all these doctors and all these scientists were like your skin becomes necrotic it's like necro and necrophilia dead and it needs to be uh amputated or cut out or like you'll get gangrene and your whole body will turn septic and you'll die but i'm like so but why why you know that doesn't or does that happen with other animals i mean i guess most animals are they're dead before we're cooking them but if you were to just cook a a cow, would you be able to eat it that way? You'd probably hear some pretty brutal screams. Jesus. Moo!

Moo! I'm alive. Moo. Multiple degree burns. If you get burned alive, they're fine. And they have to cook a little bit. If you are in flames,

if you just hold marshmallow, there has to be a layer of cooked meat on you. The best answer I heard was, it's like a marshmallow. It gets charred black on the front and gooey in the middle. I don't think it'd get gooey. I think it would cook. I think it would definitely cook. I just don't think it'd get gooey. I think it would cook. No, I think it would definitely cook.

I just don't think there's a chance that you're just like, okay, I'm done. Medium well. I think you're you know, it goes like black and charred and dead pretty quickly. Oh, I see what you're saying. So anyway, that's what Jackie was talking about with us

on our trip in Vegas and I was like, oh yeah, we broke this bitch's brain. There's no chance she's going to be normal anymore. I thought that was thunder for a second. This fucking storm that wasn't. I skipped SummerSlam. I was like, I got to beat this storm. I can't get stuck in Vegas.

I skipped the pay-per-view, the after party, the whole fucking thing for nothing. It was like a regular. It was a little bit of like, I mean, I don't know. Maybe the dead people on Long Island for all I know. But out here, it was not. I mean, I landed, I had a regular flight. I was. You probably made it early.

I was pretty sure. We did actually get there early, but then we had to, because we got there early, we had to. Taxi around. That's the worst thing in the world. Just let me out. It sucked. It sucked.

But the, so it was actually you and caleb both kind of convinced me to stay because i was gonna get the fuck out of there too and caleb was like dude i went to raw on monday like it's a show i told these guys earlier the only thing better than going to a wrestling show is going to a wrestling show with people who have not yet been to a wrestling show and watching how much fun they have bro it was crazy dude i i didn't know this about wrestling. I knew they were hitting each other, but they are hitting each other. That's a fight. It's a regular fight.

It's fake compared to UFC. You're not smashing each other's faces. You and I horsing around? No, no, no. It's like they're fucking hitting each other. Bro, I watched Sheamus get kicked in the head three times. Like spit flying, like just taking boots to the face. Or how about just like the Ric Flair chop across the chest? If I just were to backhand your chest, you'd be like, ah, ah, ah.

You know, like that shit hurts, man. And I mean, yeah, like so the mats aren't like, and maybe the tables aren't made of thick oak, but you're still smashing on the ground and going through tables. The chairs are just—this I just learned this trip. I figured the chairs had some sort of fake metal, thin sheet metal, whatever. They're just like, oh, no, those are just like auditorium chairs, and they fucking whack each other in the head. Dude, the only thing that's like a little—you can tell like a little is taken off is like closed fist punches.

Like a full punch, yeah. But like you can tell a little is off on that. But everything else is like full speed. And I always felt like it was like a movie, like where you're not actually hitting someone. They're just hitting, because we were sitting in the third row. We were sitting. You were right there. We were right, so I could just hear it all.

And it was, it wasn't, you know, pumped in sound. It was just, I could just hear boots hitting people in the third row. We were sitting. You were right there. We were right. So I could just hear it all. And it wasn't pumped in sound. It was just I could just hear boots hitting people in the face. But you know what? Even if it's not a brutal fight, like I think what happened with wrestling was that at some point, and I think this is actually why I was learning this weekend that Vince McMahon tries to never say the word wrestling. They only say sports entertainment. And they use certain words because Vince is almost, like, embarrassed of wrestling. Because at some point along the way, they got compared to, like, quote-unquote real sports.

And it's like, yeah, it's not real in the sense of, like, there's a winner and a loser because there's a scripted winner and loser. But I think it should be – like, that's why it's more sports entertainment because nobody goes nobody goes to like a magic show and is like, this isn't real. It's like you kind of know that, but you're there for the entertainment. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You go to the circus and you're like, yeah, I know that they – he didn't pull it all out of his fucking mouth. But it looked – it's like going to the fucking carnival or the circus where you're like, holy shit, this is a spectacle. And I think when people see it live, it's fake, oh, it's for kids,

oh, you're going to watch a bunch of guys roll around in their underwear, all these weird things that's like, I don't know, man, when you go and you just watch it and have fun, it's fucking awesome. When guys are flying off of shit and they bring out weapons

and they're breaking things and all of the mic work is just like, those are entertaining jokes and funny shit talk. And if you're not hell-bent on proving that football is better or some shit, it's just a cool show. They basically got fucked because they were too good at their jobs and we were too dumb. Yep, pretty much. Pretty much. That's it.

Yeah, for a long time people were convinced that it was real. And then when we realized it wasn't, we decided to stop liking it altogether. It's like, no. And I don't know, man. It was watching. We were there for the WWE, but AEW had CM Punk come back. And if you watch that, he had a whole fucking arena going. John Cena had come back.

He had all these. It was a big weekend for just wrestling. They're having a little moment. It's been, obviously, when The Rock and Stone Cold had the Attitude Era, it was like wrestling was on top of the world. Then it kind of like lulled. And now like wrestling is back in a big way. And the people who are still hell-bent on not liking it, it's just like, okay, you don't have to like it.

But I'm telling you, you're missing a fucking fun time, especially going live. You don't have to be there every night watching Monday Night Raw and watching AEW and shit. But if you are and if you go live, it's just a cool fucking time. Get over yourself and enjoy it. It's obviously very different sitting in the third row. We were sitting behind Wale, Kazim. I would also argue that you get up top and you're with some of the diehards too and it's a whole other vibe.

But yeah, you guys had the treatment. It was Wale and Kazim in some of the diehards too, and it's a whole other vibe. But yeah, you guys had the treatment. It was Wale and Kazim in front of us, and then a few seats down was Bill Simmons and Colin Coward. Coward, by the way, big dude. Yeah? I always thought of him as a little twerp. I don't even dislike him,

but I always thought of him as a little twerp when he sits behind that big desk. How big? I mean, he's not massive. Six feet? Over six. Wow. Yeah, I would say probably. Bill is not, right? Bill is a little bit smaller? He was a little. Six feet? Over six. Wow. Yeah, I would say probably. Bill is not, right? Bill is a little bit taller?

He was a little. He was taller than Bill. I would say he was probably three to four inches taller than Bill. That's funny. You got Kaz and Wally, and then you got the two different pairs. And then you know who's in the middle of them. And this was actually really cool. We're seeing his girlfriend.

Who is that? It's not a wrestler. Oh, she was engaged to one of the Bella twins or whatever. Yes, right, right, right. But actually, I think Bob Fox did something like this it's probably her first wrestling match ever

but it was really really sick because I think and this is complete speculation on my part but I think he knew

that's probably one of his last big events ever oh was it? like he just made his comeback but I thought it was like

oh no he's gonna go fucking do Suicide Squad 2 he's not going to wrestle in Toledo. Right, right, right. And I think he's popped as such a mega movie star where he's almost on rock level now. He is so funny.

He's so good. And I think probably part of him was like, this is the last matchup. Yeah. Maybe not after Toledo. He'll probably come back, but this is going to be one of my last major events. And so because Roman Reigns' walk to the ring takes so long, and Cena's in the ring doing his run back and forth and whatnot, and then he kind of just looks over at his girlfriend,

and he's like, I don't know if he said take out his phone or she had her phone out already. And he started making goofy faces. So he broke K-Feed or whatever it is, but he knew the cameras weren't on him. Right. So, like, you know, only, like, five of us could see exactly what was happening. Yeah, it's pretty cool.

Like, he did one thing at one point where he, like, he made her, like, he gave her, he's like, another one, another one. That's so funny. And then he jumped back like this. He just went, ah! Just made, like, a goofy face. I was like, this is really cool. Yeah, because those guys, when they come back, he is such a superstar.

And when he comes back to it, he's probably like, this is, like, you know, like, this is really cool. Yeah, because those guys, when they come back, he is such a superstar. And when he comes back to it, he's probably like, this is like, you know, if we went on to be movie stars and then came back and did the podcast, it would be like this goofy thing we used to do and have some fun with it. Yeah, they actually made eye contact a few times during the match. I was like watching her as much as watching the match once I found out who she was. That's very cool. It was really, really cute. Especially, I mean, you know,

there are scenes with guys like Mankind where his family is in the arena and they're, like, watching their dad or their husband get, like, ripped to shreds and they're howling and, like... But then there's... Well, they have with Goldberg. Goldberg's kid ran into the ring

and then fucking Bobby Ashley starts strangling him. I was like, I just watched a family massacre. What the was that i love it i love watching fights and glennie when glennie was like i don't know what's happening but i'm excited like watching people i'm not like i'm some expert but i've just been to a couple shows before and it's like yeah man you're about to witness some shit you ain't never seen before and then the after party was sick because all our guys were there and like it guys were there If you didn't watch Friday Night Pints I really recommend

And if you're not A wrestling fan Or you think Maybe it's not for you Go watch us With Seamus And Matt Riddle These guys

Were awesome So fucking cool It was just like What Friday Night Pints Usually is And they could sit down And they shot the shit With us

And they fit right in Except they had It actually made me Start thinking We should probably Have our celebrities More often Yeah yeah yeah Because usually we we kind of uh are you meaning for the

show or for pints for the pints yeah for pints usually i'm like let's just keep it in house just barstool people but you you bring in the right people from a different you know industry it does it has to be the right people yeah well i have to know it's not gonna be your show but yeah i think i think the wwe was good good about knowing who to send us because they slid right in. And then, yeah, it's... I think it's a bucket list thing. We jumped up to each other.

He's like, I told you, bro. I told you. You said I knew you were going to do it, bro. I fucking knew it. I was like, you did tell me, but... It's scripted, so you knew. I thought you already knew. I could see the twinkle in his eye.

I was like, I think I'm going to win the Tag Team Champions tomorrow. I was like, I think you fucking know, dude. It was pretty obvious they sent us and the guy's going to win. Yeah, man. He brought home the hardware last night. I saw the picture with you and the belts. The belts, which, by the way, never would have guessed how heavy they actually are. Really heavy.

Very uncomfortable to have to wear that around your waist and carry that around your shoulder. No thank you, man. Dude, Seamus was like... Seamus and I made eye contact at one point. Oh, how about this move from fucking Pat McAfee? Came over and gave me a hug. He was calling the fucking thing! And obviously

in the middle of a wrestling fair... Oh my god, I got a bunch to talk about right now. I forgot about the fucking thing. And obviously, in the middle of a wrestling fight, oh my God, I got a bunch to talk about right now. I forgot about the seats thing. So McAfee comes over and just gives, I saw like, Why is that a big move? McAfee, he would say hi to you. Oh, of course he would.

But like, he was working. Like during the match, he came over to say hi? It was in between. I guess he didn't have to do that fight Okay So they had someone else in for that fight But then like He obviously immediately got swarmed

He came into a bunch of wrestling fans Oh yeah yeah yeah And he's the fucking Commentator And he's Pat McAfee Yeah And like Dude shout out to Pat

Who just has gone Next level Where like Not that I'm surprised by it But I watch Every week now There's You know

He's got some viral moment From his wrestling shows where he gets up on this announcer table he's playing the guitar with his band and he's talking shit to Michael Cole and it makes perfect sense because he if you know him, he got blackout drunk

and bought a wrestling ring one day, but he's a wrestling fan through and through, probably more so than a football player, more so than a content creator he is a wrestling guy and and he's doing it to the max now. It makes perfect sense. It's awesome to watch it go down. The one guy I wish we...

I always said McAfee's going to be the biggest thing in our industry, and he did it over fucking night. He is made for that shit. It slides right in there. How about this? So our seats are all fucking fold-out chairs. Yeah.

And they're special edition, SummerSlam. They say your name. Not your name, but like the R said Barstool on the back. And they come with these little things with the QR codes where they're like, scan this, and then we will mail the chair to you. And you can have the chair. That's cool. That's pretty cool. So we all kind of did it.

I was going to leave it in the studio. I was going to take it home. But we all did it. I think Brian, sales guy, he got like four of them or whatever. During the last fight, they come by, and they're all zip-tied together. Yeah. And then during the last fight, they come by by and they unzip-tie them all. I didn't even realize.

I was standing up watching Cena and Roman Reigns turn around to sit down. My chair's just gone. But maybe somebody took it to – Nope, nope, nope, nope. So then I get one, like one last one. I go to take it out. The lady's like – she's like, you don't have a dark blue wristband. You can't have this chair.

I was like, but it's – no, you don't understand. It's my chair. My chair, yeah chair i was like i was like but it's no you don't say it's my chair there's no someone already bought it i was like yeah me me i bought it it's my chair and she's like no you can't have that chair so then we we're walking out and we see this kid with a barstool chair and we're like we're like this week like i wasn't gonna take it from him but we thought it was funny so we had the camera out i run up to him yeah and he just like immediately surrendered it and I said well no now I have to carry this fucking chair. So he ended up giving it to a security guard. Yeah, I mean, I would want it,

not enough to carry it around the rest of the night. Yeah, carry it to the fucking after party now. No, no, thank you. Imagine I'm sitting at the after party, thinking I'm like, oh, I'm the VIP guest list, but take my own fucking chair home with me. Get out of town. Yeah, that's the least act like you've been there before moment. I'm at the after party hanging out with the guys, but I got to get my souvenir chair home.

I was at the after party. The Miz came up, and he was talking about how much he loves One Minute Man and loves going on KFC radio. And I was a little buzzed at this point, so maybe he did know who I was. But I was like, I'm on that show. He's like, I love talking to KFC I love KFC radio I'm on the show he knew

he knew I was like I'm on the show we're talking about and he was like no I know I know I was like I don't think you do but in his defense no he knew we've done one or two zooms I don't think he knew. But in his defense, it's like. No, he knew. We've done one or two zooms with him. They're all.

I think he's been on twice. Two zooms? Yeah. I think he. Those guys are all very media savvy. Even Matt Riddle. It's like, you know, he's fucking stoned out of his gourd. But he knew how to turn it on and do his promos and get his work done.

Those guys are all. They are top notch professionals. He was like, I want to come back on soon. I was like, come on, man. At this point, too, once you get a little taste of it, don't you want to have every wrestler on now? It's like, now we're officially a wrestling show. Let's go.

It's like, well done, WWE. It worked. The whole thing worked. I got to tell you after this about me pulling maybe the most Feidelberg move of all time on the plate yesterday. Probably the second most Feidelberg move of all time on the plate yesterday. Probably the second most Feidelberg move of all time on the plate. You want to be professional just like the WWE guys when it comes to buying and getting jewelry, gifts, engagement rings, and all that. You got to go to Blue Nile.

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Go to BlueNile.com today and use code KFC. So on my flight yesterday, very shortly after takeoff, I was, uh, I moved or something, my phone slipped out of my pocket and fell below the chair. Not that it slipped out of my pocket, it was like, but put it in my lap, because I was watching something on it, and so it wouldn't have been in my pocket, and

I guess I just moved and it fell out of my chair, and then hit my backpack and flew back to under my chair. The guy next to me was asleep, guess I just moved and it fell out of my chair. And then hit my backpack and flew back to under my chair. The guy next to me was asleep. So I just listened to the show I was watching for the next two and a half hours. Because it was too far. I had to get up. I totally understand.

You were just like. I kept randomly trying to get my foot back And I just was like You know what That's it You're gonna listen to this show Two hours What show was it Five over two hours

30 Rock So you're just like Envisioning it Yeah Okay There's Jack Yep It was probably about two hours

Right I mean I'm kind of We were like If I was asleep And someone woke me up And was like Yo I would probably be pretty mad.

So I think you made the right move. Yeah. I think I'd be like, what the fuck, dude? I made the non-asshole move. If he was awake, I probably would have asked him to move. Yeah. If he's awake, I think you say, hey, man, I dropped my phone and it's under there. Can you just help me out?

Get out of my way or can you reach it or whatever? But then I – so I was like in the I was, like, in the last row. I was in the last row. You could be seated. There was one more row behind me that was for crew only. I guess on, like, long flights. Right, right, right. Because this was, like, a last second, like, get you on the last flight.

No, this was my original flight. Oh, that was your original flight. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, the last row. Like, that row was open. Like, this flight attendant, because it's such a long flight, they take breaks back there and stuff. And there was this old flight attendant who I just asked her. I was like, hey, my phone just slipped under me.

Is it back there? And she went, nah, I don't see it. He's like, you very clearly didn't even look, bitch. He's like, you didn't even look, you goddamn asshole. And then later in the flight. You're like, that really is some curb shit or something where it's just like, what? Bro, and then later in the flight. You're like, that really is some curb shit or something where it's just like, what? Bro, and then later in the flight, I asked for some goldfish. She comes back with a cup of water.

She knows. And I went, no, no, she didn't have any goldfish. And she just had the cup of water. Damn, this is not what I was thinking. I was like, oh, I didn't get that. She's just holding it out at me. And I was like, that's not what I get that. She's just holding it out at me. And I was like, that's not what I got. And she goes, yeah, you did.

And I had two huge waters with me. So I picked them up. I was like, I wouldn't get a cup of water. I have these two things. And she goes, you got a water. And I was like, I don't know what to tell you, lady. I'm showing you two huge bottles of water that I bought at Hudson News before this flight. I wouldn't ask for a glass of water.

And she goes, yeah, you did. She goes, oh, would you get goldfish? You clearly know what I got. I'll take the water. I'm not trying to fight with you here. I'm just telling you. You didn't just guess my order out of that. You know it was goldfish.

You're like, oh, wait, was it goldfish? Yeah. Yeah. Very clearly. That's exactly what it was. And then the guy in front of me turns around. He's like, that's my water And I was like, why are you trying to fight with me

And tell me I ordered something I know I didn't order It was crazy See, I mean That's some Truman Show shit That was like But then on the way off the flight Sorry, I said Thanks a lot like you do to every flight attendant

Thank you so much, whatever Stone faced me I must have harmed this woman in the past life like i did nothing wrong your reputation was circling around the flight attendants i feel like that was like uh the flight attendants doing super troopers like they're just you know like you know go do the cup of water thing to them you know like like we so fucking bored. We're not, you know, I haven't fucked some random guy in a random city in a little while. Let me fuck with this guy. Go give him the cup of water instead of his goldfish. Bro, if you think this was Truman Show shit, you missed the lunch, the corporate lunch we had.

Oh, boy. That sounded like it was quite the scene. Kevin? It was the most fun part of the trip, probably. Because it was so impossibly bad. Honestly, halfway through lunch, we were like, Erica and Daniela are in that mirror. Punking you. Practically joking us.

Oh, my God. So we show up for this lunch. They don't have a reservation. We were supposed to have like 30 people. I was going to say, when you don't have the reservation for four, not that big of a deal. When you show up with a corporate team and they're like, we don't have you on the books, you're fucked. Yeah, there's supposed to be like 30 people at this lunch, I imagine, because everyone who was in Vegas, there were tons of people in Vegas. Everyone tried to get out early, or most people did get out early.

So we went, and at the time it was just four of us. It was me, Glennie, Caleb, and Justin. By the way, real quick, for anybody out there wondering, what do you think it's like, Glennie Balls in Vegas? It's exactly what you think it's like. Glennie's just rolling around wearing his own beach wear, just going to clubs and parties, soaking it in. He is living life to the fullest.

I saw a tweet, Roan tweeted a video of Jack Harlow. You see that video of him doing Fireflies? He has the whole, I mean, looks like 200,000 people dancing to Fireflies. And Roan was like, I love what Jack Harlow is doing with his fame. I totally agree. I love what Glennie Balls is doing with his fame. Nobody has ever maximized what they've been given and what they've earned more so than Glennie. Just living life.

And so two of the LA sales guys were there, too. And we had met them there. I actually didn't even know they were going there because they weren't staying at the M. So we just kind of bumped into them while we were there. But so Justin's talking to the hostess, and she just has the most attitude of anyone I've ever seen in my life like just miserable person so yeah we don't have a reservation for you okay it was pretty empty restaurants right seems like it's not an issue can we do a table for five then and she goes well is there a whole

party here what no but again this restaurant is empty so I don't think that's that big a deal. And she goes, I'm only seeing you when the whole party gets here. That's my least, I don't get that rule. I don't, it doesn't make any sense. Unless it's going to be like another entire part, like dinner's worth of time. Right. You know, like if you're going to be here in an hour and a half, we can have a whole

of the table flip over. But if it's just going to be like 10 more minutes, what's the fucking point? I'm going to sit down, I'm going to drink. I gonna drink i'm probably gonna order some food fucking point i just don't i never get it can someone explain that to me somebody anybody knows anybody knows i'm working restaurants i worked at a lot of restaurants but like uh it depends like it like how busy it is i guess but it's just like i'm either gonna sit here another thing about five is it's an odd number so it takes up an extra table too so that that could be like a two-top there too. But either way, it's like... But then it ended up being

seven, right? It was seven and then eight total ones you got here. Yeah. Yeah, it was five. So it's going to be a couple tables anyway, and we're going to need it in 10, 15, 20 minutes. How nice of a restaurant was it? Not very nice. Alright, then... I mean, it was fine. Then tell them to fuck off. Yeah, yeah. And then... So then finally we're like, alright, fine.

We'll just do a table for seven, because we bumped into the sales guys, and we'll just do a table for seven, and then, so then finally we're like, all right, fine. We'll just do a table for seven because we bumped into the sales guys. And we'll just do a table for seven and then, you know, we'll pull up a chair when Jackie gets here. No big deal. And we end up seating us at a table for eight. So that was an honest shoe. And then the first thing the waiter does, he comes up to the table. This is like the first thing the waiter does He comes up to the table The first thing he does Puts his head down on the table?

We didn't even introduce himself first What? Who is this guy? What is he doing right now? Please stop what you're doing And go watch on the YouTube On KFC Radio Feinberg has his head down on the desk

Like when you're in school Playing 7-Up Head down What? Was he like I'm so hungover on KC Radio. Fidelberg has his head down on the desk like when you're in school playing 7-Up. Head down. What? And then was he like I'm so hungover? He pulls out a chair

and goes fellas I was gonna sit down. I kind of respect it. Like you know you're not gonna go up to the table of the family

and do that. There's a bunch of young guys like I just gotta be honest with you I'm dying. We're like and you know

because we're obviously such fucking pussies. Sure, sure. No big deal. Totally ruin our time. Take your fucking time, dude. And he's like, all right, we're. So he kind of just chills for a bit.

He just gets up and leaves without tasking any order or anything. Comes back in like 10 minutes. He goes, I got to be real with you fellas. Kitchen's real backed up. Again, restaurant pretty real with you fellas. Kitchen's real backed up. Again, restaurant pretty empty. His kitchen's real backed up so I'm gonna have to take

your food orders first. That doesn't even look to the menu yet. So we just start shouting things. We figure they serve at Mexican restaurants. We'll do some nachos and quesadillas and tacos.

And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa, slow down. We just said nachos and enchesadillas and tacos. And he's like, whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down. We just sent nachos and chalotas and tacos. You basically could just send whatever you want and no one would even know the fucking difference between a Mexican restaurant. And then, so,

I'm going to pull up their menu because I want you to see how you interpret this. So then it gets... What are we doing? The Rosetta Stone here? So we get to me and then my order turned. And I did have the QR code in front of me.

So while everyone else was shouting, I picked it up and put it in. So I like enchiladas. So I ordered an enchilada, chicken enchilada on a flour tortilla. He goes, wait, you an idiot? You think you get to choose your tortillas? I was like, well, I don't know, man. It fucking says it on the menu. Like, how do you read that?

Yeah, your choice of flour or corn tortillas. Yeah. How else can that be read? Oh, like, let me teach you how to read it. Let me teach you how to read it. This is me being him. This is what he said to me. He goes, let me teach you how to read it. He teach you how to read it this is me this is me being him this is what he said to me he goes let me teach you how to read it he goes now what does this say because

does it say anything there like no he goes then those are the tacos what does it say there those are the enchiladas that's like okay i don't it's under the same heading though like i don't understand the difference insane and he's like he's, I'm just going to get you the green chicken enchiladas. Sure, dude. Whatever you want, bro. He puts in the order. Comes back shortly thereafter and takes our drink orders. Which, I can't stress enough

how empty this room was. At a time we were the only people there. 20 minutes later, half hour later he comes back with our drinks. And we're like, this is crazy. We've been here for an hour, and we just got our first beers. And then what happens? Like, when you guys tried to order, he was like, oh, you guys just keep doing it all at the same time, right?

So Caleb orders another drink, and he did keep making faces at people. And Caleb goes, what's that all about, man? I'm just kind of costumigos and soda. Why are you keeping giving me that face? And he goes, and then he's like, I don't know, man. I don't know. And then Glennie starts, and I'll grab a beer, too. He goes, there's always something with you guys.

Everyone just keeps ordering shit Like we're at a restaurant And you're a waiter Like it was I kind of respect that These fucking people Ordering from me like I'm their waiter Like I'm here to serve them

It was And then we're looking at the fucking menu And we realize that that night is Latina night. We were at a Mexican tequila restaurant. It was called Mexican Restaurant and Tequila Cantina. We're like, every night is Latina night here, man. What are you talking about?

Wow. It was insane. It was something with you guys. Did you still tip 20%? Still tip 20%. And he tried to add an extra 100 on top of it. It's always something with you guys. Do you still tip 20%? Still tip 20%. Oh, absolutely. And he tried to add an extra 100 on top of it. So the bill was 566.

So the tip was like, I think it was 110 bucks or whatever. Yeah. And then it just kind of magically changed to 210. And we were like, wait, what's that all about? And he's like, ah, something must have fucked up. And then had to cancel the transaction and do it again. What a fucking skunk. That is the worst waiter of all time.

Literally. I mean, we were having a fucking blast because it was so funny. You'd rather have the worst waiter in the world than the most mediocre waiter in the world. You know what I mean? If you're going to ruin my time, ruin it. So we can have fun with how bad of a time it is. Don't just be mediocre bad. Be bad bad.

Have I missed anything on this? How old is this guy? I don't know. Mid-30s probably. Young enough that you're coming over and being like, I'm so hungover. He said he was just hungry. He's fucking worse, dude. What the fuck?

It was bananas, Kevin. It was like, we were literally convinced Eric and Daniela were just pulling a prank on us. Daniela's just like, we gotta find it. Is Brandon working that day? Okay, yeah, he's gonna handle this table. Dude.

That was like, I almost I ended up skipping that lunch i almost wish i was there i know that sounds like i i wanted to witness that firsthand that was fucking that was history that's the worst waiter of all time it was it was truly truly astounding all right coming up on the rest of the show we've got an interview with d ray davis we got our top fives uh of course voicemails but um we got to get into what's the big news of the weekend on the internet. It's brought to you by Modern Finance. Modern Finance is a podcast hosted by Kevin Rose talking all things Bitcoin, crypto, NFTs, anything to do with the modern finance world.

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or a craze or whatever, it's pretty lame or it gets beat to death really quick. It's usually... I feel like the world is now more memes and funny things like that and less like the milk crate challenge. It used to be like we're all doing something and you film it.

Now it's just like a funny format of a tweet or a funny way that you post your pictures or a funny tweet that we all use the same tagline. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's like this is more memes, right? Yeah, the world's got more memes than it has. What's the word for this? What are these things called? I think they call them challenges.

Challenges, yeah, I guess. It used to be all over the place, and a lot of them kind of became like kind of – when anything becomes like mega popular usually it kind of gets a little like corny but the milk crate challenge is some good old-fashioned internet 1.0 carnage where it's just like here's this funny game where we're all gonna break our bones bro the the my favorite one is um i think it's a dude in Dallas. It's way higher than it has to be. Yeah, some people do like three and some people do like ten. Yeah, it was crazy high.

And his was like, he stood up there for a while, but it was always clear what was happening. Oh, yeah, he was not making it. It was wobbly. So that's the beauty of the milk crate. For some reason, they wobble. But then when you fall on them, they become rock solid. It's wobbly when you don't need it to be, and it's sturdy when you don't need it to be. It's the perfect paradox. And once you start, like you said, once it starts to go, you might not have fallen yet, but you're going down.

It's better to just go. Yeah, like it's almost – It's better to just go. Yeah, jump. Just jump off. Because otherwise – Because when you fall, it's over, dude. The milk crate challenge is – I mean I've only – I thought there was only two people I saw complete it. I guess there's a third out there.

And now like bodybuilders and shit like that are getting into it. I had never seen a challenge start off where just nobody did the challenge. Nobody was succeeding. Did you see the chick with heels that made it to the cross? Yeah, he told me about that one. I mean, the amount of failures I saw before ever witnessing a single victory was like, this can't even be called a challenge if no one can successfully do it. White Mike becomes the king of the internet because he rolled a blunt.

Why do you think he doesn't name White Mike? He's not very white. Anybody who can roll a blunt while doing the milk crate challenge, not very white, bro. Not very white at all. Maybe that's the joke. Maybe it's like when you call someone little and they're fucking huge. Maybe he's not very dark. He's just a black guy.

No, but he's certainly not white, though. That's very dark. He's just a black guy. No, but he's certainly not white, though. That's very clear. My favorite one was the guy who gets the backbreaker. That was the first one I ever saw. That was the one where it was like, oh, this is going to be a viral sensation. But the one guy who makes it to the top, and he's just wobbling. And it's just like, you're not going to make it, dude. But he stayed on the wobble for a long time.

Maybe this is the one I was talking about. Where he's at the very top. He jumps off. And he lets – on his face? Yeah. Yeah, that's – I mean, his head hits like first. Brutal. The one girl I saw who completed it, her legs looked like she went in fast motion.

She was like – makes it down uh it's it's one of the more perplexing confusing ones that i think it might be my all-time favorite too because you just don't usually get that much and you know what it is like watching people demolish their bodies always a good time the commentary from black twitter which is kind of the like black twitter just took this and they're like, this is ours. All of the challenges are happening in the hood. It's all a ton of funny black guys all with their phones out filming it. The commentary is unbelievable.

The commentary is very good. Honestly, I haven't seen it. I kind of just saw this for the first time yesterday on the flight and I was trying to find it. I've become an old man, man. You're not good at the internet? I just Twitter search I've become an old man man You're not good at the internet You can't find them I just like Just Twitter search

Like no hashtag I just put like Milk crate Milk crate challenge And like You know Everyone's just talking about Milk crate challenge

I'm like I found few videos I've only seen like four videos Bro there There's some people who Who just push Like they just walk up And kick out the crates

Oh god Just like That should be like attempted murder That's fucked up. There was one, there was one where, I mean, it's not even funny. It was just like a shootout in the middle of it. Oh, I saw you, I saw you quote tweet that one. Shit is like, and you hear the guy going, get my gun, get my gun.

I was like, holy fucking Christ. But the commentary of like the one dude when he's at the top wobbling and everyone's like, it's lonely at the top, man. It's lonely at the top. And then when people just blast their faces, everyone just laughs in their face. They're just like, no, you didn't have that one. You didn't have it. You didn't get it done.

It's like, yeah, I know. I know. But it was. So the one I saw too was the bodybuilder one today. That one I haven't seen. Let me see this. And people are very, very upset about it. Can I see it on Barstool or where?

I would guess so. But people are very, very angry. Well, here's the thing. Don't get me wrong. This guy's a douchebag. But it seemed like a lot of black Twitter was like, it's our thing. And I understand cultural appropriation. I'm not an idiot.

But this just seems like it's an internet trend. Everyone can do internet trends. Yeah, no doubt. I mean, you can't get mad at a guy for jumping on a very popular viral trend. But it's also like – They say they have to do it on the grass too. Yeah, I was going to say. I swear to God.

I feel like that's part of the rules too though. He's on flat ground and he's obviously – it's like – I don't know. It's a very clear gentrification of an adventure. Yeah. It took like one second to gentrify. But I just don't think it's – I don't think that's so bad. No, no. I think everyone can have fun on the internet.

I agree. I mean, cultural appropriation always – the argument is always kind of like, isn't it good if we all do things together? But to me, it's more like, I don't know. That's like a professional milk crate climber. You know what I mean? Like a CrossFit guy. It's like if you're all trying to do something out in the backyard and a professional comes over and does it, it's like, well, okay, yeah. You know what I mean?

Great, dude. It's like watching Trent break 100. And then, yeah, if you watch a professional, it's like, yeah, okay, you shot 72. I'd rather watch the people who are like kind of bad at it but I think it's got to be in the hood I think it's got to be on the grass some people are doing it like on the fucking like on like a gravel driveway

you know and not even trying to save themselves he just attempted suicide yeah that one guy I think we're talking about the same guy who landed on his head it's like dust and dirt like kicking up I'm like what the fuck man but landed on his head. It's like dust and dirt kicking up. I'm like, what the fuck, man? But it's one of the funnier challenges ever. And I think the next – so I was afraid to say this in my initial One Minute Man video

because I didn't know if I was going to come across as ignorant or stupid. But I since have made a second video trying to answer their question. Where are these milk crates coming from? Yeah. I don't. And, um, the,

there's a, a conspiracy theory bubbling up. I don't know if you saw my tinfoil hat over there, John, um, the milk crate challenge. It milk crates are the new crack that the government is, is seeding these urban areas with milk crates to the new crack that the government is seeding these urban areas

with milk crates one of two reasons to either just hold down the already oppressed or two get this demographic into the hospital to get them vaccinated what? shut the fuck up

I said it's not the milk crate challenge it's the Bill Gates challenge we're trying to get everybody to get vaccinated. We're going to make these kids break their bones, get concussed. They're going to have to go to the hospital, and then we're going to get them with the shot. That's the only way. It's like when those bricks, just the pallet of bricks would appear. Lines up with the FDA approval.

The timeline's adding up, man. Remember the pallet of bricks during the protest? All of a sudden, they wanted those protests to turn violent. They want these neighborhoods to have broken bones and concussions. Multitude of reasons that you want these people going to the hospital. So milk crates are the new crack. That is very funny. I wasn't sure if I was going to say it and people were going to be like, you dumb fucking privileged white asshole.

There's just milk crates because of X, Y, Z or whatever. I mean I think it's really just – Wait. Is that your theory or that's a – No, I mean – Okay. The internet is running back. I don't think that could be your theory. No, no, no.

Yeah, that's not a good idea. I think we can repeat it. I think we can come up with it. Nope, nope, nope. But I guess if you – I mean I remember working at – we owned like a little coffee shop, bagel shop at one point. We would get all of our fucking juice boxes and shit delivered in milk crates. So if you own a place like that, you do have a shit ton of milk crates on hand. And I saw a tweet of this woman saying like, I'm watching like the young kids in my neighborhood try to buy milk crates off of the fucking bodega. And then she was like, they didn't have a ton, but they had enough to, like, build, like, a little mini pyramid.

Once it gets going, people are going to get their hands on milk crates, bro. They'll find a fucking way. I think most of these came from my aunt's basement. My aunt had a catering company. Nick was like, my family just has milk crates all over the place. I was like, what? Well, she owned a catering company. Yeah, that. Nick was like, my family just has milk crates all over the place. I was like, what? Well, she owned a catering company. Yeah, there's a better reason for that.

Everything was like, I mean, that's how I worked for the company. Everything comes in a milk crate. We had every single thing in a milk crate. All the alcohol, all the plates, all the forks, all the glasses, everything. If you've ever had any contact with a milk crate, the thought of like six of them, Stan, is so unsturdy. It's so unstable. It's crazy that anybody like white Mike really is a fucking legend.

He is like sign him up for some other, I don't know what sport that, that, you know, lends itself to, but that sort of balance and coordination, you can't get that at wall. I can't roll a blunt sitting at the table.

I'm climbing a bunch of milk crates. It is, it's one of the it's it's an old school internet throwback filled with pain and violence and like there i haven't seen one think piece yet being like we shouldn't encourage this because the children are going to get hurt it's like the whole internet just agreed it's coming yeah but the fact that we even got a few days of like let's just laugh at these fucking less fortunate than us let's just laugh at these people just busting their bones,

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I mean, who has number one pick? Is it me? I feel like I have it every single time. So, yeah, you go ahead. Okay. I mean, who has number one pick? Is it me? I feel like I have it every single time. So, yeah, you go ahead. Okay. I mean, this might be recency bias, but, I mean, I feel like I'm going to take the milk crate challenge. Wow. I do.

One-one? I haven't. I'm blanking on what else is going to be out there, but I'm not even going to say the other ones because we're going to draft them. But I feel like a lot of the other ones that go full-blown challenges are either a different for a different reason they go viral or they kind of become too mainstream and too corny anything that's like a little bit of jackass like a little bit of violence mixed in with like black twitter commentary mixed in with like i just don't even understand how the fuck this happened it's so perfectly internet where it's like what but everybody jumping on board with it uh

i don't think i've ever laughed you know once something reaches challenge i usually don't think i find it all that funny or uh or continue to be like entertained by it really i feel like it always i gotta i gotta i'm gonna look at the list now maybe i'm wrong i think you're wrong i think i i mean my pick i i gotta go with my guy i gotta take take the als that's why i said for other reasons they you know that one that one was gonna be a no-brainer that was gonna be my first pick no matter what kind of kind of has to be yeah for for obvious reasons forget to we were the first people to do that i know it was it was the challenge i think it was me edelman, and Big Cat. Yep.

Yep. I mean, that's another thing. I mean, maybe that also could be our memory. That's how me and Dan remember it. But it was. I would be willing to guess that even if other people were doing it simultaneously, I would imagine you three guys were the ones that kind of popularized it, you know? Maybe.

But I don't know. I mean, I know my first one sucked. Yeah? So bad. Was it bad? Yeah. Hank just threw a bucket of water at me I remember doing one when I was at my bachelor party

I got a garbage can full of water Which was a shit ton of water But we didn't have enough ice to make it cold So it wasn't even that much of a shock But yeah That literally changed the world It truly changed the world But do you remember the one where the dude...

I had it on my Vine, I think. I don't remember. I think it was emailed to us or something like that. I don't know if it's still out there. But someone is sitting, like, under, like, the second level of a porch. Like, someone's on, like, the second level. Maybe it's just a really high porch or whatever. But someone's sitting there, and, like, I feel like feel like it was like Dallas Cowboys home or something like that.

A kid is trying, like a child is trying to get like the full garbage thing up. And he just drops it. And it fucking lands on the kid's head. It's like, oh. I do kind of remember that. Yes. Yes. Because it was like a heavy ass fucking. And it like breaks. Yes. I do kind of remember that. Yes. Yes. Because it was like a heavy ass fucking.

And it like breaks. Yes. I do remember that now. Yeah. Doesn't get a fucking drop of water on him. That was a great one. Yeah. That and 50 Cent.

50 Cent. Oh, 50 Cent. Fuck the bucket of water. That was unbelievable. If you can read one page of a Harry Potter book. $750,000. Fuck the bucket. That was amazing.

Oh, my God. I forgot about that one. That was so fucking funny. All right. Let me see what else we got on the list. All right. You want to snake it then? Yeah, you go ahead.

All right. My number two, I actually, I'm having a hard time choosing between two. I think you're not going to pick either, so I think I'm set. My number two is I'm going gonna go with blanking blanking was so lame for me i hated playing and then it got hilarious that's what i mean i hate it was so like it was like one of the almost like that bad lunch like yeah i don't know if i ever i i know what you're saying about feeling that i don't know if it ever happened for me where i was just like i don't want to see this anymore.

Planking was also like so popular. It was. Because I guess you know what it did? It just gave people something to do when you took a picture. So if you've ever been at a monument to take a picture, you've ever been at a landmark, you just do that as well. I was living in Newport at the time. Have you ever planked? I never posted a plank, but I'm sure I did at some point. I don't think I've ever planked.

I'm sure I have. I don't think I've ever posted a picture of it, but I'm sure I have. Dude, it was so popular. I was living in Newport. You just walk around downtown Newport. You just see people planking. It's so wild. But then it did get competitive.

Yeah, where people were planking, like those Russians who plank on top of a building. Dude, someone was planking on top of a McDonald's sign, I think. Here's a picture of someone planking on top of a McDonald's sign. That I'll give you credit for, bud. Like the highway. I'm going to check it. Yeah, I mean, if you can plank on some serious shit, okay. Didn't someone die from it?

I guarantee people died, yeah. I'll go... Play it on McDonald's sign. Yeah, this motherfucker. I'll give it to him. I'll tip my cap to that one. That's fucking funny. Alright, I'm trying to get through a list here.

I'll go with – I got a kick out of the cinnamon challenge. Oh! Yeah, the cinnamon challenge. That's what I was going to take. I was going to sign between blanking and that one. Son of a bitch. See, that was one that – it really boils down to like is it going to inflict pain to the people that do it. But I remember White Sox Dave like jinxed himself out of a White Sox Yankees series

when that was happening, and he had to do the cinnamon challenge. His fucking laptop connection sucked. And I remember we couldn't really see what was going on, but his dumb ass going like – I mean it was immediate. Like nobody really kept it down, right? Was there anybody who succeeded? There definitely were some psychos out there. There some some freaks who could like do it but everybody immediately just like and it just that every time everyone goes in very confident and then it hits you see that moment when it's

in their mouth of like the oh no i'm never gonna do anything with this like that have you ever moment of true fear anything like anything kind of powder, if you try to do that, doesn't work. There are some people who just do the scoop of protein powder. Have you ever done that? Maybe it's just the way my mouth works. Anything powder hits my mouth, it becomes chalk instantly. I've never done it with the powder. I've done it with pre-workout before where I always had a goddamn heart attack.

Yeah, no, no. Not for me. Not for me. All right, my number three then. I'm going to take Harlem Shake. I love the Harlem Shake. Harlem Shake. Is that a challenge?

Yeah. Fuck yeah. Yeah, dance. Like, okay. Yeah. Like the Drake one, too. The Shimmy Challenge or whatever. I think it was the Kiki, right?

Kiki Challenge. Kiki Challenge. No, no, what was it called? Shimmy, right? Shiggy, Shiggy, yeah. Shiggy. I don't remember that one, though. All right, Harlem Shake. The Kiki Challenge was. It's that song. it called? Chimmy, right? Shiggy, Shiggy, yeah. Shiggy, I don't remember that one, though. All right, home, Shiggy.

The Kiki Challenge was... It's that song. Right, it's that song, but it was called... Shiggy was the first guy to do it. Oh, okay, okay. But it was to that song, yeah. Yeah, Harlem Shake had some cool ass videos. Yeah.

And they also had one where we got shit on his friend. Fucking Blippi. Blippi shit into his friend's ass. You know what? Like, if I'm Mike Richards, I go home and I'm like, I can't host Jeopardy, but Blippi gets to be an icon to children everywhere. He shit into his friend's asshole. And he has been elected the child star. But I once said some things about some girls I can't host Jeopardy.

Anybody who's ever been fired from a job because of past actions but Blippi gets to make 20 mil a year even though he pooped inside to someone else's poop hole. That's insane. That was on the Harlem Shake he did that? Yes! That was the thing. That's pretty funny. Because he was like

right when the beat drops he was like this and it was like shot out of his ass. Unbelievable. It's a his ass. Unbelievable. I mean, it's a downright insane video. Totally nuts. We had a cool Harlem Shake with the Blackout Tour. Yeah, we did.

Remember, we brought it back just last year. We tried to. It made a little research. Oh, yeah. We did the one in the hallway there. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But yeah, the Blackout Tour one was cool. Oh, I got one.

I got one with Barstool Roots. The Duct Tape Challenge. The Duct Tape Challenge was like engineering students. You got like two strips of duct tape total, and you had to stick a person to the wall. And with Hank, we just did like 15 rolls. How much duct tape do you guys really think you put on? Oh, boy. Was it like 10 rolls?

I would guess. It was a lot. I would guess 7 to 10 rolls. And it was like, look. Look at the challenge. It was like, yeah, we have an ungodly amount. Even with that amount, we were like pulling the stool off from under him and being like, here we go.

Hope he stays. And then he was getting choked by it. And he kicked himself off the wall. And then Feidelberg with the inexplicable, ready to punch him in the fucking head as Hank came off the wall. The duct tape challenge was like, the real challenge was like, engineering kids found a way

to hold like, you know, 175 pound bodies up against the wall with like three strips. I don't know how they fucking did it. We were just like, get the intern, stick him to the wall. It was downright impossible. Like you couldn like, get the intern, stick him to the wall.

It was downright impossible. It's not something you could do. This is an old one. Ghost riding. Does that count as an internet challenge? Yeah, that's an internet challenge. What, when you just ghost ride the whip and you just run alongside the car? That's got to be one of the first ones right that like i had like barely internet challenge i was just like that's just like dumb things we do with

with fucking i don't even know if like people were posting it yeah well we didn't have ways to film it really if you did it was like filming on like a digital camera or some shit then it kind of happened again with people like dancing next to the car well that that was that was the uh that was that was the shiggy challenge like mixed with the car right Well, that was the Shiggy Challenge like mixed with the car, right? Yeah. Oh, that was? Yeah, you had to be in the car to do Shiggy, right?

No, like people did it all different types of ways. But the car definitely got popular. Like Odell did it like just like out doing nothing. Yeah. But then like Dave, for example. Yeah, Dave did it alongside the car. And then also like there's this guy named Mufasa who always like hops out of a car.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Like he's a very viral internet guy. I'm going to put Ghost Rider on the whip. Okay. I'm going to go with – I don't know if this is what – I mean I guess I don't know what else you would call it. But I got it on this list here. Remember the fire challenge where people were just lighting themselves on fire? No.

They put rubbing alcohol on their body, and the idea was just burn that off, and just tons of kids ended up lighting themselves on fire. Tons of children were like, yeah, I was trying the fire challenge, and now I have my body covered with 75% third-degree burns. Whoops. I can't watch those videos. They're brutal. They're brutal. They're brutal.

You ever see the ones sometimes like a college kid trying to take a flaming shot? And it goes all over his face. Yeah. I can't. That shit hurts. I know a guy who,

you know, when you do like the Flaming 151, you light it, you blow it out quickly. It really is like the top thing gets burned off. But if you let it sit at all, it just heats up.

And my buddy let it sit, blew it out, and then just took a sip of like 150 degree or whatever, 151. And he just scorched the inside of his throat and was like ruined his entire vacation. It was like a spring break trip where he just had a scorched throat. I thought you were going to say ruined his life. Yeah. I mean, that's as stupid as it gets. But, yeah, when the people get it on them. All right. Last one for me is going to be the condom challenge.

The snorting or the one where you blow it up? No, you just have sex with a condom. No, the snorting. I like the one where they put it over. And then there's also one where you fill it with water and you drop it on someone's head and like. And it like seals

around it. Yeah. That's a good one too. Condoms. Fun for everything but sex. Yeah. Like you can do a

lot of like number like top five things to do with condoms. Last on the list is have sex with them. My last one I'll go with the Slender

Man Challenge where you murder your friends because YouTube said so. That one's tough to beat. The internet told me to murder my friend or my family was going to die, so I killed you with a knife. It's a new challenge. Try it out. It'll get you.

I'll tell you what, I'd rather that than someone pooping my butt down. I didn't go in a poop and it's just not your poop coming out of you. I got to go take Mike's shit. I got to go take your shit. I got to go take his shit, dude. Yeah, you got to go? No, you got to go. All right, let's get into our voicemails

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start protecting your home and family, get 20% off the system and your first month free at SimpliSafe.com slash KFC Radio. What's up, KFC? Fight Super Producers. Interns, Jackie Nick. So I've always had webbed toes on my pinky and ring toes on both feet so sort of like having four toes on each feet and i've never thought anything of it i asked my mom like why didn't she get it like surgically fixed as a kid and she said that the doctor told him that a whole told my

mom that it was only for girls because girls get pedicures and boys don't need to. That it wouldn't affect me. It hasn't made a big difference, but literally yesterday, I learned that I was actually born with six toes on both feet, and they had one removed off each foot, and after my mom saw them cut two pinkies toes off my feet, she was like, no more surgery. Like, doesn't matter if the last two are webbed. So that's why I'm stuck with webbed toes. So what is something that your parents neglected to tell you that you found out later on in life?

Peace. Jesus Christ. This fucking weirdo with his reptile feet here, working out his family issues on our goddamn show. His poor mother, was she watching the surgery being like, that's enough? Of course she was like, if I watched somebody chop toes off of Shea or Keegan,

I would tell them to stop too. You probably shouldn't be in the goddamn room. But also, once you've chopped one off, you might as well go with the snip and get the whole fucking thing finished, you know? That chopped one off, you might as well go with the snip and get the whole fucking thing finished, you know? That's a great excuse for her to come up with, though. I mean, I think that she's lying.

I think that she, yeah, that she. Yeah, the doctor never said that. Right, right, right. That's what I mean. It's a great excuse from her. So, yeah, she just didn't get it fixed and then was like, oh, yeah, it was too, you know, too, it was too much carnage. I didn't want that anymore for you, right?

No. No, I'm just saying she made up the pedicure thing. Oh, that's ridiculous. Yeah. No big deal. You're going to have freak feet, but no one looks at them because you're a guy. I mean, it's a pretty reasonable. It's not totally true, but it's worse to have freak feet if you're a girl, no doubt.

Yeah. It's worse to have freak anything if you're a girl. no doubt It's worse to have freak anything if you're a girl Guys can just be, you know We can be gross, we can be weird The biggest of freaks get laid Megan Fox has a weird toe And people are like, ah! Weird thumb that looks like a toe

And people are freaking out You know, a guy has webbed feet And it's like, well, he's funny It's like, yeah, but he has flippers But he makes me laugh and he has money Dude, my mom was gonna get my This might be a lie It's like, yeah, but he has flippers. But he makes me laugh and he has money. Dude, my mom was going to get my – this might be a lie now that we're thinking about it. It's funny to think through all the lies.

I have like crooked pinkies. Yeah, you do. And they don't fucking come anywhere near each other instead of being able to line fingers up. Those sausage links are just and my doctor my apparently my doctor told her don't bother fixing him them larry bird also has crooked fingers and she's like oh okay fine larry bird has them that's something like like yeah you know what they they said that sounds like a pedicure lie that she made up they said that in boston in chicago they said michael jordan in la they said Michael Jordan. In L.A., they said Magic Johnson. They're like, let's just tell local parents that you don't need to fix.

Because that's probably like, you'd probably have to break your kid's fingers just to tweak it. And it's like, just tell them Larry Bird does it. It has not affected my life at all. No, not at all. Yeah, that's one of those things. Just tell them that a local Boston legend has the same thing, and they'll like it. These dumb Bostonians will be like, okay, Larry Bird does that. What's something my

parents neglected besides my overall mental health? Besides my overall well-being as an adult? I might have neglected to tell me I was eating rotten meat once. Yeah, your parents neglected a lot of things on you, man. They neglected

my burst appendix. They neglected me eating raw meat. meat once yeah your parents neglected a lot of things on you man they neglected my my first appendix they neglected me eating raw meat they neglected me on christmas for about four years straight they uh my parents weren't too neglectful i don't think i don't know you know what is crazy to think about though like you know when you were a kid like would you just like i remember walking to school by myself probably like almost two miles like young like in elementary school like that's i lived a mile from school and i never walked once but because of like because your parents wouldn't let you because you're lazy i i the idea never crossed any of our minds i I don't think. I mean, I remember walking in, like, third grade, and, you know, I would never let my kids be. I guess sometimes I'd walk home, like, in fifth grade because I was cool, but, like, I'd walk home with, like, a bunch of other people.

Yeah, like a pack of kids. Like, I just feel like nowadays you, you know, you don't let your kid go. I was at the pool with Shay, and we were swimming in one pool, but we had our bag and our towels and shit at a different pool. And I was like, go get the goggles and the bag, but come right back here. And I was worried when she just was around the corner. And I just feel like kids just get scooped up and they're fucking gone. I was riding our bikes. We're out alone.

I just feel like it was so much more like, I don't know, go do whatever you want, man. Just hope you come home later. And no cell phones to check in. It was like, I'll see you. I'm going out and I'll be back for dinner or whatever. Hopefully. Hopefully I'm not dead or kidnapped. And we never were.

And it was fine. But I feel like nowadays it's like You can't do that Because something bad Will happen Because your kids Will be playing Slenderman Or some shit You know You just saying pool

Reminded me of the Pool party we went to After the after party You went to a pool party? Yeah In Vegas? Yeah Oh wow

Where Shaq Diesel was DJing Oh yeah That was cool That was sick But what was The crazy thing to me Was So walking in through security,

there were three layers of security. There's a lot of security. For the diesel or for the party? No, no, for the party. Just to get into the club, there's just a lot of security. And you go through a metal detector, and then you've got to empty your pockets, and they scan them with a light. I don't know what they're looking for.

Then you get fully patted down. And at the start of security, there's an amnesty box. What's that mean? Like, if you have drugs on you, just put them in here. It's fine. Cool. Great way for those guys to get high. Were that against drugs at a Vegas pool party?

I remember Jarrett Stahl, the LA Kings, he got arrested. And, like, I think he had, like, the whole thing. He got arrested. And I think he had the whole team's worth of Coke and Molly on him. And he must have just drawn the short straw. I was going to say. And that always blew my mind. I was like, they fucking care about drugs that much at a Vegas pool party? Especially for the Stanley Cup champions. You just go in the regular door? Right, right.

I think that's just a way for club owners and bouncers and shit to get their drugs. I mean, if you want to leave your drugs here, you can. But like, I remember I had a buddy in high school whose dad was an architect, and I was saying, I remember I was asking him about the

bathrooms, and being like, he's an architect in New York City, remember i was asking him about the bathrooms and being like he's an architect in new york city and i was asking about like the bathrooms i'm like they must like really want open space bathrooms or whatever they must hate clubs must hate doing the single stall yeah yeah yeah he's like no no that's what everyone wants to do drugs people know like the drug users come here right that. I figured Vegas was the same way. I guess it makes sense, but people out here will really be like, no, let's not go there. Let's go there because, like, it's easier to do drugs. Better bathrooms.

I mean, I guess it makes sense. It's like, you know, no, we're not going to fucking O'Brien's. Let's go to, you know, O'Hoolahan's. Because it's got fucking, although I don't think the Irish pubs are where we're doing fucking ceiling-to-floor doors so you can do coke in the bathroom. But, yeah, it's like what's the point of going to a Vegas pool party if you don't bring the drugs? Yeah. I mean, I also – like, thank God I didn't have any drugs, but I would have panicked. I'd be like, I don't know what to do right now.

Yeah, anytime that it's like, just take it out and put it here. We promise we won't punish you. I'm like, ah, yeah, right. Yeah, sure that it's like, just take it out and put it here. We promise we won't punish you. I'm like, ah, yeah, right. Yeah, sure thing, bud. Tell the authorities that be, the powers that be, that you have drugs on you, illegal stuff. Yeah, I don't think so. When I was at the airport, they had the amnesty box out there because like Chicago, it's legal now to smoke weed. But like they had it after you got through security.

It's like I just won. Yeah, it's too late. Yeah, I was won. Yeah. It's too late. Yeah. Yeah. I was making jokes about stealing it. Well, I guess in the Not Having Juice world, he got scared and he did all the drugs. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's the rumor. I guess if you're in a panicking situation and you could just drop it off versus I have

to ingest all of it. But I don't know. My rule is don't ever shoot yourself in the foot. But I also like, the security, the level of security the level of security they would have found it yeah and then although he never opened my wallet like the way you keep drugs also to me it's like well what i'm gonna get in trouble there's a box right there of people just dropping it off because i tried to get one over on you now it's illegal or something like that fuck that just take it put in the box let me go in you know get out of here it was it was it was

fun though we didn't stay super late um although like for some reason i don't know i was rather responsible that night weird and i guess i was like we might have a flight so i'm not gonna go crazy crazy also it was expensive yeah yeah i can imagine it's different out there right it was yeah it will because the only reason we went, it was comped, but it was only comped for one bottle. Yep. It got pricey. It gets pricey real quick, real fast.

Real fast. I know that game. Alex Cooper was there. I'm like, all right, she's got the bag now. I feel like everyone was in Vegas this weekend. There was SummerSlam, and then there was also the Pacquiao fight. Yeah, who was Pacquiao fighting? I don't know.

Somebody lost, too. Yeah, it must have been. I didn't have any juice to eat. What does Pacquiao need any money for? Just stop, dude. These guys are just addicted to getting their fucking heads bashed in. Next voicemail. While we're on the topic of parents and neglecting or whatever they do when they're raising you,

how about Jackie's mom and her scarecrow tactics go on jackie jackie had her jackie had her twitter moments the other day you gotta follow jackie jay nicks 415 because jackie's twitter is like Adam Dunn. Like, you're going to strike out a lot. But then she's going to hit a 500-foot bomb. Okay? And so I guess you're from California, right? I guess there was a big crow issue in your house. Yeah.

I don't know, but apparently, yeah. My mother just told me that to deal with our crow issue, she bought a fake. This is like some poly shit. This is like she might. We might have to have a mom power ranking of the show here. My mother just told me that to deal with our crow issue, she bought a fake dead crow and then pretended to beat it up, kick it, and throw it on the ground in front of the other crows to scare it off. It worked. I can't decide.

It worked. Like, apparently, she was saying, like, hang on, hang on, hang on. Okay, okay, go. Are you sure they're not just fucking with you and telling you this? I'm positive. My mom was, like, stoked. She was like, I did it. I beat the crows. did this just happen this just

happened okay days ago okay okay so if she calls you up to tell you that because like i could see if you're like out of family you're at like you're hanging out by the pool or something it's like let's tell jackie that you know like let's fuck around with jackie but if she calls you up to be like great news i fixed the crow issue by beat by fake beating up a crow. My dad even confirmed it. He was like, I looked outside and she was going ham on this big crow.

What's your mom like? Tiny woman? Frail little woman. Not aggressive. You know that she was saying, get out of here crow. I'm going to beat you up, crow. You got to go tell your crow friends. This is what happens to crows around here.

Kick, punch, throw. Isn't it scary watching your parents get like old and it's like, oh, you guys are like the weird old people now. Your parents are probably like 40 years old. But my parents are like, oh, you guys are like wacky old people now. Yeah. Like what were the crows doing there? Why was it such an issue that crows were there? Being crows.

Were they just like mobbing your backyard or something? Yeah. Yeah. They're just like, I think that they just, whatever. You just got a murder of crows back there. It's probably not too enjoyable. But then apparently, so then, she like, this was something that she had looked up. And it's interesting because then they said apparently there's gonna be like a crow funeral so apparently whenever they see when but but not

that she had a crow funeral but like yeah no no the crows would have a funeral for their dead crow looked up out online that like you have to like you have to do the full performance for this thing so you have to like pretend like you killed this crow. And then she said, immediately after, they all circled around and there was a full crow funeral or whatever. And so they believed it. And I was like, Mom, that's so fucked up. And now they're mourning Jeremy, whoever died. Jeremy the crow. Has anybody Googled this to make sure that your parents are not fucking with you?

I just did. Crow murder funerals. That's a thing. Wow. Yeah. By the way, kind of backfired. Cr no crow murder funerals wow yeah so by the way kind of funerals of just fucking random crows well they watched a crow get murdered okay if i just don't get murdered i'm not going to their fucking you know i'm with you on that but maybe it's like uh but if you had like if it was like humans verse verse they're probably like they hate humans and they they gotta stick up For all their crow buddies But I mean

Serious backfire by the way You're trying to get rid Of the crows And now they're having Funerals in your backyard No but then They're like gone They don't fuck with her anymore

They're done That's the crazy shit Mama Nix is out here Fucking murdering Murders of crows That is wild But at least She had the whole thing

With gophers too Like she's Where do you live On a farm? What? Where do you live On a farm? No you just keep getting I don't know That is wild. At least she had the whole thing with gophers, too. Where do you live on a farm? What? Where do you live on a farm? No, you just keep getting, I don't know, but not anymore. Not anymore.

Did she just like Amazon a fake crow? Yeah. Yeah. Like Amazon a fake dead crow or was it a fake crow? Just a regular crow. Fake dead crow. Oh, no, the crow was. Well, I mean, if it's fake, it probably looks like it's dead. No, no, no. There's like a whole market for fake dead crow oh no the crow well I mean if it's fake it probably looks like it's dead no no no

there's like a whole market for fake dead crows like meaning like they look like I don't know like the beaks are ripped off

or something I think it I don't like I would think you just get a fake crow and then you beat it up

are you telling me there's a difference between fake live crows and fake dead crows well what are you going to do with a fake live crow

I'm just saying it looks like a fucking... It's just an inanimate... It's just an inanimate crow. It's an inanimate crow. But it looks like... So rather than having its wings out or something, it's wings down. Okay, I got it.

I don't think it's like mauled. Okay, got it. But it's just body issue. This is like realistic hanging dead crows. No, now this totally makes... I started out making fun of you. Now this is like realistic. Well, no, now this totally makes, this all is, I started out making fun of you. Yeah. Now this makes total sense.

If they know, if they have funerals for dead crows, having a fake dead crow makes perfect sense. But then it's like, why, why do crows get so scared so easily is what I was thinking. Like, why don't we do this with mice? Like, why don't mice get. Mice are smarter than crows. Well, I, Well, I think that they're also just like

mice. I don't know. Why would crows be scared at all? Just fly away from Because like scare crows, like what's their deal?

Why are you afraid of humans? Yeah. Like why would you be afraid of this thing that's just like And then why can't we?

I guess, I don't know, like if you like run up on birds and shoo them, they just like shoo away. So it's like, I don't know, there goes run up on birds and shoo them, they just shoo away. So it's like, I don't know, there goes the fucking scarecrow. Why do crows fall in love with a backyard? Well, I don't know. There's probably trees and fucking, I don't know, whatever crows do.

There are trees all over the place. If I could fly, I wouldn't be like, I'm going to stay in this place. I'll go hang out in a different tree. Well, they must eat something that like, because I feel like scarecrows are on farms, not like regular residential houses. Oh, scarecrows are for crows? Yep, that makes sense. Whoops. Oh, boy.

It's literally in the name. I never put that together. That's worse than me not knowing that tortilla chips are made out of tortillas. This is embarrassing. This started out as a make fun of Jackie segment. She's been totally vindicated. Her and her mom are brilliant. And you, sir, are the dumbest boy of the day.

He, I mean, watching the wheels spin. Scarecrows are for crows. Oh, yep. Okay. That was unbelievable. Are you telling me that the job of Scarecrows is to scare away crows? Wow. Fuck off.

Let's do this next voice mail and end this goddamn show. Boy, did that backfire for you. What? Holy shit. But shout out to your mom for just killing crows. Yeah. Yeah, shout out to Mrs. Nichols. Last voice mail.

What do we got? Let's not talk about anything else. Okay, it's T, Spidey, Nick, Jack miss Nichols. Let's, uh, last words. She's the star of the day. Let's not talk about anything else. Okay, T, Spike, Nick, Jackie, everybody else. Uh, so I got a little would you rather. Uh, would you rather your sex from the first conversation of you sexing? So, like, the legit, you know, inception of your, uh, sexing go public. Ugh. of your sexing go public? Or would you rather have to use a plate for each individual item when you eat?

So if you're doing, say, I don't know, meatloaf, mashed potatoes, gravy, a vegetable, you have to have a large plate for each individual item. You have to carry that shit around and look like an idiot. You know, if you're doing mashed potatoes and gravy,

you have to do one for mashed potatoes, one for gravy. No, that's crazy. So sex can go public from when you're fucking, I don't know, 20, 70, 80. If I do a hamburger,

do I have to have ketchup on the plate? That's not the same thing. Yeah, gravy's a compliment. I kind of zoned out. I was thinking like burger on one plate,

fries on the other plate. Yeah, but then he said mashed potatoes on one plate, gravy on another plate. Oh, yeah. No, no, no. Gravy is always in between. Is it a condiment? Is it its own dish?

But like you're getting crazy there. Real quick before we tackle this lunacy, how about this though? Would you rather your first sex ever go viral or your most recent sex? First. First ones are funny. First ones are probably like, I want to touch your boobs, and the latest ones are probably like, that's going to send you to jail, sir. My

first was junior year of high school. You know your first sex? I know my first sex picture. Wow. That you sent or you received? What'd you send? A picture of my dick.

But like... Bro, it was on a... I want to see if I can find the time. Like a Motorola Razr? It was a Kyocera and it was like a swirl top. Yep. I know what you're talking about. It was like a blue phone.

Did it look... There was one that looked like a keyhole. Did you remember that one? No. It had like the keypad but then it had a circle at the top, and that one swirled upwards as well. But I think I know what you're talking about with that. It's not like a flip phone.

That's a flip open thing, yeah. It wasn't a flip phone, but it was like... No, it's not like this. I don't know, but it would swirl like that, and it's just a grainy-ass picture of my fucking 16-year-old dick. You know what? I actually remember now. Went full bone piece on it.

Wasn't smart back then. I remember now because I was thinking, like, I don't remember my first sex. But then you saying this triggered it. I went to camp. I went to, like, a Christian camp for a year one time in the summer. It was weird. But that's where the freaks are is what I learned because there were all sorts of girls there. And then I kept in touch with this one girl, and I remember taking a fucking picture of my dick with a camera.

With a camera? I fucking plugged in like the USB cord and shit. I remember emailing. I emailed a picture of my dick. How old were you on this one? Probably 15. No, probably like 14. Okay, so we're both sex criminals.

Oh, yeah. Oh, yeah. I can't find this fucking phone. I don't know what. It's like a swerve phone. I remember downloading the picture would slowly appear. And I was like, I think it was even like 90 degrees the wrong way. I was like, email my dick.

Wacko move. Wacko move. But I definitely don't remember. Do you think that the person who invented the picture, the camera phone, almost like remember the guy who they invented the atomic bomb, and they said we were focused so much on on like uh on if we could invent it that we didn't think about should we invent it uh yeah the camera talking about stanley goodspeed do you think the people that that's who said that quote stanley goodspeed

no there there there is a person who said that for oh i know stanley goodspeed said it's kind of like the atomic bomb it's something we wish we could yes there's somebody who said that for real. Oh, I know. Stanley Goodspeed said it's kind of like the atomic bomb. It's something we wish we could understand. Yes. There's somebody who said that we thought about if, not why. Yeah, it's an actor. It's a character in a movie. It's Jeff Goldblum in Jurassic Park. No. Yes.

No. That's what it is. No. Yes. No. There is a real person who said this about the atomic bomb. I don't even know what to search.

Anyway, we'll find that in a second. But the person who invented the camera phone, I don't think know what to search Anyway We'll find that in a second But The person who invented the camera phone I don't think Was thinking like People are just gonna take so many pictures Of their tics and pussies Yeah

Like we're I am inventing a Sex criminals dream right now They're probably like Oh you can take a picture of the sunset And just send it to your parents And then someone was like Here's my asshole

And you're probably like Ooh yeah I didn't think about that Didn't think about that one at all Oh by the way I mean I guess we gotta have have a little funeral here for only fans we were like yeah we were the only fans revolution podcast and now uh that revolution is dead as only fans has explicitly said you cannot show your anus could which is the end that's it that's it send see you later you can still do pussy though though? You can do nudes.

And yeah, I think you could do a picture, like a Playboy picture. Like, picture frontal of you, but your asshole's out. And it's like, well, guess what? So am I, then. You know? I'm like, see you later, OnlyFans. I think, I can't decide whether they they are gonna get

the last laugh or whether they really just like fumbled the bag you're just digging here I'm just these pants are too tight so they just get them out of the wash

yeah and everything's just stuck right now I think that OnlyFans people were probably smart enough to be like for as many like

sex workers as we alienate we're gonna get a flood of IG models who now can be like only fans isn't hardcore anymore like you know and that that money will make up for the the women who are just like sucking dick on only fans but i tend to think that like you go against it's like when tumblr got rid of porn tumblr just like disappeared yeah like you go against it's not like you're going against some trend sex sells you

know it's like this was not like a bubble from the from the pandemic this has always been something that works and they were like they they became you know the the brand name like kleenex and uh and q-tip and all that like there are fans is sex on the internet for money is only fans now and they are going to relinquish that i i what? I don't know how many, like, you've mentioned the IG girls a lot. Like, there are enough IG girls on Instagram, on OnlyFans that I know about, that, like, if I know about them,

I think that bubble's already burst. You can be like, no, I just do regular pictures. People will believe you. Yeah, but, like, could you get, like, those girls are still be like, no, I just do regular pictures. People will believe you. Yeah, but like could you get like – those girls are still like I'm taking pictures in my thong. I'm like getting pretty risque with it. Could OnlyFans now all of a sudden get like your average girl who's just like I can get money for some of my pictures? Like sign me up for that. And then you get like a lot of people.

Like your – OnlyF fans is making a billion dollars off of like a small pool when you think about it there's only a very small percentage of the population is willing to get naked and fuck on camera and if you can change your image so that you open it up to like everybody for pictures like if that's their play maybe that could make up for it i don't think so i'm just trying to think of what their logic is. Like if every girl who turns 18 just has an OnlyFans now and can take regular pictures and charge a couple bucks for it versus like I charge $50 a month to watch you fuck. I wonder if that evens out. But also they were a billion-dollar company already. They generated $2 billion in revenue.

Like, how much better do you, you know? Like, I think they want the one-time payout of, like, you know, we want to buy you for $10 billion or some shit. I get that. But also, how about if it ain't broke? Just let it go and just keep generating billions in revenue every year. It's kind of a fucking, I mean, that's like as greedy as it gets. Like, no more, more, more.

So, RIP OnlyFans. You gotta wait to see whether they were right. Who gets the last laugh there? The sex workers? But there are tons of other videos. All the porn stars will just go to another one. Fancentro or whatever. Fancentro, ManyVids. I mean, all it is... I don't know.

These sites I haven't heard of. Just pop it off the top of my head. I mean, that's the thing. All OnlyFans was is a paywall. But they were the paywall. And, like, see you fucking later, you dumbasses. Anyway, I would rather my – I think I'd rather eat on the plates. I don't know. No.

I mean, if I had my first sex, I'd put them out. Yeah. Like, they the plates. I don't know. No, I mean, if I had my first sex, I'd put them out. Yeah. Like, they're fun. I don't know. They're gone. They're on the swerve, Kiyosera. I want my first sex. I wonder what I said.

Yeah, I'm curious, too. Maybe if I got another glimpse of them, I wouldn't want them out there. But I'm sure it's like I want to kiss your vagina, and I want to put my penis in your mouth. Yeah, yeah. kiss your vagina and I want to put my penis in your mouth. Yeah. I wonder... I think I'd rather you see my embarrassing PG sex than my current ones.

Bro, you can get 5 to 10 for that. I'd put it out there and call the police on all of you. Look at a 60-year-old dick. Yeah. That would be funny. If you put out your first nude ever, would that be considered – like what would happen? You wouldn't be able to look at that, right?

I mean I can look at it. But like if you were to – It's my dick. If you were to tweet out a picture of your dick and just be like – Am I putting out child porn? Kind of, yeah. But what if you just tweeted out and said, like, here's a picture of my dick? And then everybody looked at it and retweeted it and then you said, by the way, that was taken in 2001.

What would happen? What would happen? It's almost like the, what do you call it? Like the, if you ate yourself, did you come double in size or disappear? Yes. Like, yes. If you look at your own picture, a picture of your own dick from when you were 16, are you a pedophile? Pedophile, yeah. I would say. Or are you like at least distributing picture, a picture of your own dick from when you were 16, are you a pedophile? Pedophile, yeah.

Or are you at least distributing child porn? I would say you're distributing. Or are you the victim? Because people are looking at your dick. You're all of it. You're all in one. It's a Chinese riddle for you. They'd be like, you pervert.

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Let's talk to him. I got in last night at 1. Oh, wow. Went out still. All right, that's funny you say that. We actually just added up the total number of hours slept in the whole team right here, and the total thing is like seven between all of us. In how many days?

No, just last night. Just last night. Oh, jeez. I got a cool zero. Yeah, you got literally rolled in. I haven't hit a bet yet. Oh, man. That's going to hit you hard.

So wait, you landed and then went out? Yeah, I landed and went out. Where'd you go? I went to Marquis. Oh, man. So you went landed And then went out Yeah I landed and went out Where'd you go I went to Marquis Oh man So you went And then So what I was about to say

About Breakfast Club Is like it's an early morning interview And they're not just doing Like the hello how are you It's like Oh we up We're filming And how you doing

Where's your jewelry You know I know you're not rapping But where's your watches Where's your chain man And Marquis is like that too It's not like you were like Let let me go out for a couple beers. Marquees, like, you're thrown into the fucking fire.

And I went in, hat low. I was like, I'm just going to chill out and whatever. Never works. I was getting no notice. I was getting no play. The hat still was like, tilt the hat a little bit. You put the hat on to stay low key, and then it's too low key. Before you know it, the motherfucker back was like.

Put your name on the board. We welcome D-Ray Davidson. It actually almost went like that because I went in, I was chilling, I'm waiting on my really good friend, Tally Gore, usually walks me through and I don't have no issue with him. I was at the door and they're like, oh, we know D-Ray. I was like, it's not a minute. I'm by myself.

This is rare. They normally have some of my staff with me, somebody, in case something happened. I'm like, run, save a minute. I'm by myself. This is a rarity. Normally I have some of my staff with me. Somebody, in case something happened, I'm like, run, save yourself. Always wanted somebody to tell, to save themselves,

even though I probably wouldn't. I thought about it. But, walk through, go to the bar. I'm like, yo, I'll take a shot of,

you know, 1942, because I'm mildly drinking. And they're like, she's like, all right, he pulls the mask down. I said,

1942, he said, it's $75. And I said, yeah, I'm sure. I fucking said. I'm sure because in LA, they can't get them. I said, 1942, said, it's $75. And I said, yeah, I'm sure. I fucking said. I'm sure because

in LA they can't get them. I was like, I know it's hard to get the bottles, but I'll take it. And she's like, $75. And I'm like,

all right, I don't want to say this. I got it. Trust me. Yeah. My kids aren't going to college. I have money. I have money left over.

And they're not smart. I'm not investing in that shit. I know. So she gives it to me, and I take it. I'm standing by the bar once again. I said, hello, dude. You know, nice, beautiful ladies walking past, and I make my way to the other bar. I'm standing there again.

Now I'm just in the fucking way. I'm in the way. I mean, the balls are coming through. Excuse me, broke ass. $75 drink. He comes to get me, walks to the back. He's like, all right, we're going to take you on stage. I'm like, you know, I'm chilling.

I took the test or whatever to be negative. I don't want to tomorrow show up on positive. Been around on X-Freeves. He said, no, you're out already. Come on. Go on the stage. No one's up there. I go on stage, and he's like, I'm going to keep it low.

And then he's like, the one DJ's like, I remember you from wherever. I'm like, OK. We talking. He's cool. He's like, do you know Ruckus? Like, DJ Ruckus and all? So I'm'm like, okay We talked in these cool. He's like, do you know ruckus like DJ ruckus and awesome like yeah I know ruckus like say what else rucks now ruckus behind ruckus like what's moving D Ray man going back to Vegas tomorrow We got turn up tonight. I'm like, no, we're not turning up tonight. I'm like chilling in the middle How do you come back on? You know, we do tonight turning the fuck up. That's what we're doing tonight Buster rhymes in the

Rhymes in the building. I was like, oh, what's up, Busta? Come speak to Busta. Now, me and Busta are probably 10 feet apart, but I've got to go speak to Busta because he's royalty. You know, we're doing the who's going to go who speak to who, and I'm definitely going to lose, you know? It's like when Diddy beckons me. It's like Diddy's like, you know, what's up? And it's like, I'm not a bitch, but I'm on my way. But you're walking over. Go to speak to Busta. I go to him, and apparently that was the intro for him to come back on stage with me. Go back on stage, and I have this, I've done music my entire life but now i'm like

totally independent totally i have no side uh publishers taking money i have not anything no stepdad who signed me years and years ago so i was signed to this fucking this weird dude he finally died so nothing like that so i'm making a party weird dude wasn't this weird just weird because the fact he knew i could do music he's like i'm signing this paperwork and when you're nothing like that so I'm making we need weird dude what's weird with me it's weird because the fact he knew I could do music he's like I'm signing this paperwork

and when you're young you're like this I'm signed I got a deal you're not thinking about shit and that's what I started saying that's just

before all the Suge Knights and all those guys started coming out and I started looking at everybody's deals and their cars and they're

and no one else is fucking what's his mom you know none of the other people that I know of none of the big time producers or whatever

Dr. Dre doesn't do some people's moms, I'm sure. These guys are winning all around. It's not in his paperwork. Bro, what happened here was only that. We used to have a weird dude. Had to be on a bad deal. He said there was some shit going on.

Something else was going on. I'm in the room like, the light. The first ring light. He built it and I'm in the room. Yeah, black leather couch in there and shit. $5,000 a day. So I get on stage and I got the, he's like, we're going to, I said, well, I have another song. I have one that's been streaming for a while.

So now you're performing? It damn to turn, it did turn to that. I'm not going to lie to you. Yeah. Because Busta kept running my song back. He's like, yo, this shit is, this Busta Rhymes thing. This shit is a fucking smash. Like, run that shit back.

Run that shit back. I'm sitting there like, is it a smash? Or is it just us on stage? I'm like, ain't no true. Like, nobody's up here like cheering. This is a Busta's Busty. Could be bullshit, man. I'm on a tv show

but the crowd's moving it feels good about time fourth time they bring it back now i'm in front of his camera now i'm i'm grabbing my i'm like oh man where's my jewelry god damn man that was my night did i so you don't have to bet either i did good getting out of there because i walked out of there i mean i left back to the hotel and i said you know since i'm already breaking all the rules, McDonald's. Why not? Nice. I've broken all the rules.

I might as well get me some, you know, whatever's in the menu. What's your order? I got a double quarter pound of cheese. And I'm ordering it on the machines. You know, they got the machines. You got to order yourself. So it's super. I don't know if I chose the one with the most amount of homeless people I've touched.

It's like the fingerprints are ridiculous. You touched your fingers. I think I was fingers. Your fingers? Oh, you were fucked up then. No, wait, wait. But I keep my wipes, so I took my wipes off. And I tried to be nice to somebody else, so I tried to wipe it, and they told me to wipe

the machine. He's like, don't touch it. I'm like, please. Will somebody come spray this shit and wipe it? Then I'm standing there once again, the hat's back low, because there's no girls in here. Yeah, I know. I was trying to tell McDonald's. The dude's getting my attention the worst way.

He's yelling out, you ain't funny, motherfucker. I'm over there just chilling. He's like, you ain't funny. And I said, well, thank you. He said, I'm just playing. You funny. I'm like, motherfucker, I know. You just want to say hi.

And then there's another. And I guess these are just both drivers. Uber dudes just hang out late. And they're just in there fucking with people. And then the other Uber guy walks up. Don't mind him. He got the sunglasses on at McDonald's at night.

At night, yeah. He's like six foot eight. I'm like, I hope he's Uber XL. He's like, yo, man, give me a hug. His arms are extra long.

I'm like, yo, just trying to get out of here. So as I got out, cut right to bright lights, New York, New York, back to the hotel.

I think I went to sleep around 4.30, close to five. And then breakfast club, how did you want to what? Without breakfast. Yeah.30, close to 5. And then breakfast club, how did you want to what? Without breakfast. Yeah. Oh, my God. Dude.

And then are you in press all day, and then are you flying back out or what? You sit around for a while or no? Yeah, I'm here through. I got the weekend, and then I picked up a couple extra shows just to rock with a couple of my guys. I never have done in years. I used to do all the rooms when I got here. I was the four, 5, 6 room guy I'm on the train

I'm like I'll take that 100 bucks right let's get to it so I called my friend Rob Staples and I'm like you know

I haven't never done your room and he dropped all the names of who stopped by people love doing that when that shit has never affected me in my entire life yeah

whenever people do that I've never been like they're like okay now Jay Z drinks this I'm like I don't give a fuck saying that

makes me not want it like i'm so it's cool i'm the kind of guy that buys the rip shirts like let's say you bought this shirt it's new and there's a little tear on it i'm like oh shit no one has the tear yeah that's me i'm like i got the one with the rip one of one red dot yeah so uh but yeah it was it's cool i get to stay and do those rooms and then um then head to one day shoot with Snoop. They're doing a show. I don't know what kind of show it is because Snoop is describing it to me. So you definitely know.

Now you're not going to stand up for that? You know, D-Ray, we sit down. We chop it up. Next thing you know, I'm probably with tigers and shit. On top of a mountain. Tigers smoke weed. I tell them about Rai Rai, something like that. But I go back for one day and do that, then back on the road. Snoop's the right, right, something like that. But I go back for one day and do that, then back on the road.

Where is that show? It's in L.A. It's in L.A.? So I'll be here, go to L.A., and then the next day back to Alabama. Bama? You're doing to Bama. I like Alabama. Why?

I love all those places like that because if you make those places live, like in a room with – I'm a sort of celebrity. Like, they don't give a shit. They love the Bruce Bruces of the world, the Ricky Smiles. You really ain't shit. You could be a fucking super top name. Those guys are laughing.

And I rock with those guys. So I'm like, yeah. All over them. That's the Lit As Fuck tour? No, Lit As Going. That's Martin. Once again, it's kind of cheating, man. Always those tours,

I feel like we're cheating a little bit because it's a Martins crowd. Of course, I've got some people in there who want to see me, too. I'm headlining it most of the time. I was going to say, what are you talking about? Because I'm the funniest. Yeah. There are some pretty funny guys on there. Michael Black's on some.

Dion Cole's on some. I think maybe Dion may have passed. He's got another tour coming up. But I love that all those guys, like, no, Dion's my big brother. I've known him since I was 10 years old.ion was my big brother since i was i've known him since i was 10 years old him my big brother really really cool but those shows are kind of cheating because it's 15 000 20 000 people and you say i boo-booed on myself and it's like the wave but like the death jam and i can't really get into the art of the when i land here are they

gonna notice i put my foot around the stool and I kick the stool out of the balance? People don't give a fuck about that. Show your dick! Old ladies in the back. I still get stalkers from Mind of a Man when I hosted that. I have the oldest stalkers on earth, man. I've never talked about them on stage, never talked about them on the show, but I'm letting you know. They are just at the airport the other day. I hosted a show called

Mind of a Man years ago, and it was on Game Show Network. That audience is fucking 70 plus. Yeah, Mind of a Man years ago. And it was on Game Show Network. That audience is fucking 70 plus. Yeah, it's 1,000 years old. And it comes on right after. I tried to give the baby old people age. That's not old. You know somebody's going to get offended by that, too. I'm still in the streets.

But we did 40 episodes, and it lasted whatever amount of time. But we did 40 all at once so it never came back so I was like oh it was cool great check and I had a good time but I gained

Canadian old women people would like follow me around I want to you know I want to shout out Donna Donna Hamer you don't count Donna

because I like Donna actually flies to my cities in the states get the fuck out of here in the states she's been to maybe 10 cities just for your ass just for me

she has all of her beds it's D-Ray bedding D- d-ray and let's say i'm saying this come on let's say i'm partially saying it you know i love don i do but i'm partially saying it too just in case she may be crazy yeah fucked up shit what may be crazy now under somebody's bed earrings and everything she just loves me i look at her sometimes bro when and you're talking shit but if all else fails i got a place to stay. Comics don't always have a place to stay. You crash there. You don't walk out of there alive, dude.

If you ever turn up dead, I'm going to say Donna from Canada. Here's your first lead. She's deep in Canada, too. She's passed around and all that. She never says exactly where. She's like, we are past there. Exactly. You never know where Donna's from.

It's not even her real name. So you catch a lot of stalkers from that? A lot of older people walk up to me and they're like, why'd you take the show off? We really liked it. I'm like, because it didn't really fit the format. But why'd you take the show off? Oh, they don't remember.

They just said that shit. She's going to ask me this four times in this airport. I got to get out of here. Why did you? I love you, Ice Cube. Oh, man. It sounds like you're going hard, dude. I don't have that in me anymore.

I just came from a bachelor party this past weekend. I don't got it anymore. I can't do it like I used to. No, I was fine. I can't drink and do it. Like, see that? Yeah. I could drink probably about four or five drinks in Niceville.

Yeah. Go to the club. There's no sense in me getting a bottle. I mean, I get the quite a, probably about four or five drinks in a night still. Yeah. Go to the club, there's no sense in me getting a bottle. I mean, I get the bottle still, but it's like, I can't do this in the club. Plus, on 420, which I still haven't done

on any podcast, any radio show, 420, 2020, I started smoking weed. I've never smoked in my entire life. Started in 2020? I've never in my life tried it. Not even tried it?

Wow. I've been around the Wiz Khalifa's. I run around with the highest people in the world. What was that choice? Sitting home by myself box of weed from years past like just collect i'll take it all thank you man throwing them i said what's the freshest broke it all down just look at the quarantine you're like fuck it let's do it no or just not even that just like because i've never been influenced by it once again never no one's ever been like hey you gotta hit this i know you

know whatever i'm just always been me I got a lot of brothers and sisters so I just never get influenced by shit I was always that kid like I don't want to go to Disney Enjoy yourself at Disney I'd come back and I would have built a slide in the backyard I'm gonna charge you guys to get on my shit But Literally nothing

No one was like hey it's 420 you gonna try it this day You gonna try it that day And I smelled it in the air and I I was like, man, you know what? I'm not going because my mom was on drugs real bad. I said, okay, you're not going to end up on crack because crack's not popular anymore. So that's the worst. Don't worry about that. That's the worst.

It's hard to find. Yeah. People still find it. And I just did it, man. Watch YouTube, figured out how to roll it. And I'm really fucking good at rolling now, man. Really? So you liked it, and and you're like we love oh fuck what I did feel I feel like I needed a time machine mm-hmm to go back and just take a puff at all

those times like when I was a kid I played video games I used to smoke weed He looked just like me. Not only that, you can make money off that shit now, man. Yeah, I've been arping strains. When I was a kid, I played video games. I used to smoke weed, and I was into nerdy shit. And then all three of those things kind of just faded. And now if you look around, cannabis, e-sports, and fucking Marvel, it's like I would be on top of the world if I stuck with that shit. Damn.

They were all wrong. All those parents and teachers. Oh, terrible. You can't play video games. Oh, yeah? Well, there are some. Wait, wait. There's still some. And not disrespecting my nephew.

Still a couple of bum motherfuckers. Yeah, of course. I'm like, yo, what are you going to do with it, though? We're sitting in here, and you're 22, and he's so smart and everything. I'm like, and I know that you're doing. I know you're good at the game, but you still just want to venture out and challenge people. I don't know. How do you get the money back?

You got to have a personality, too, and do it online. Or stream the videos or whatever. Or just be with those girls who don't play at all but pretend they do. Yeah, yeah. Right.

I love that. I'm a gamer. Are you 12 and playing with me right now? Yeah, I'm playing with you. I mean, Olivia Munn had that. Yeah, Olivia Munn. Olivia Munn was like the eSports girl for a while. She was like sucking hot dogs on fucking G4.

She knew what she was doing, the G4 network. Yeah, man. I don't. I'm happy for her. Make that money. Oh, I'm happy as fuck for her. She's awesome. That's how she started.

You know you can only say so much about Olivia Munn at all. I was not sucking hot dogs. You're a cancer. I mean, she was. She just was. I love her. I'm a huge fan, but that's what happened. She's going to say, what's with that?

Yeah, man, it's just careful with the word. Let's find real hoes and call them hoes. I'm just describing an actual thing that happened. I'm going to show you what happened, bro. You know what I mean? I'm not picking things up. It's just what happened. Literally, today's day, no matter what, you can see a prostitute on the street be like oh she's like canceled bro look this is just some real shit

that happened on the gmail bro this is and it was awesome it's a pre-action description i gave and in fact she's fine yeah absolutely man good for her i'm never looking at that again olivia so you smoke weed now and and now it's just part of your regular routine. I think it's irregular. I think I'm ridiculous. And today I haven't at all, which I feel I'm proud of myself. Yo,

chill out. Like, yeah, man. Yeah. Yeah. Cause I think they might have something to do with me being as tired as I am. But then again,

I did travel a lot and I do make excuses, but I, I want to take it back a little bit. Cause because I do okay in life, the abundance is there. And I remember my aunt was on drugs really bad for a while bit because I do okay in life. The abundance is there. And I remember my aunt was on drugs really bad for a while, and I was drinking at the time. I had just started doing comedy.

I was probably 19 years old. My uncle was a bartender, so it didn't pay for shit. And she comes to me one day. She's like, your uncle said you stumbled out of the comedy club. And I was like, well, you know, I get my drinks free. I'm sorry, Auntie Dee Dee. She said, so if there's a pile of cocaine on the table, and it's free, are you going to do it?

And I literally was like, no. And I was like, no, because, you know, I don't do coke. You said there are bottles. And she's like, I didn't get it then, but I get it now. Like, it's basically free because people give it to me a lot, and I go buy the ones I want. So it's just, you know, I'm still getting shit done, which my mom did too, functioning at it. So I'm still making money and getting shit done Which my mom did too Functioning at it

So I'm still Making money And getting shit done But I just don't want To get carried off stage Get a bad batch One time So this dude was out last night

Cut himself off Cause the rumor Yeah these are Either one of yours The rumor that he heard At the bar last night Was that Who was it

Rihanna ASAP And who And Post Were there And Post Malone Were supposed to be coming through. So he cut himself off.

So I stopped drinking. So I was at a bar. The bar was closed. The bar was closed off. There were like four of us there. One of the guys knew Post. And he's like, yo, Post wants to roll through with Rihanna and ASAP. And I was like, awesome.

So I stopped drinking because I didn't want to look like an asshole. Stayed there until 8 a.m. They never came. Everybody's sitting in the car. You still waiting? You still waiting? He's sitting here texting. Did they show up yet?

8 a.m., man. I think you texted me at 8.30. Yeah. I woke up. I was walking home. I mean, he texted me late night. I'm going to bed. I'm like, all right.

I wake up in the morning. Did it happen? No lie. Yeah, yeah. I rocked out with him. I remember one day, we just formed a band out of nowhere.

It was called the Peppermint Club in LA. I host Mondays. I've been hosting Mondays for like the last at different clubs but we've been moving around

in the last maybe 12, 13 years. And he shows up and normally we have a drum set and we have a mic. We have everything. So he shows up.

Wait, where is this? It's called Peppermint. He shows up, and then same time MGK shows up, and it's a fucking concert. I think I don't want to take the credit, but I'll say if they do anything after that, I have been doing things after that. It's because that shit rocks hard. That's a combo right now, man. Wild kids.

They were all over the stage. You know MGK will climb a fucking shit. Absolutely. He's a nut, dude. He's crazy. He'd take his arm on the way down like, I'll be all right. But that shit, yeah. So I've watched them nonstop, dog.

Club lights come on, them motherfuckers still rocking. So I can only imagine. I can't believe that you cut yourself off. Like 8 a.m. is crazy. I cut myself off at like 11.30. But usually the only way you can keep. I want to be an asshole when they come. So you're sitting there sober for eight hours just sitting at a bar?

Standing at a bar, which is worse than sitting. I'm telling you, man. That's why I set myself home the other day. My feet hurt too much standing up too long. You got to let them know now, though, they owe you drinks. That's what you're not doing. ASAP, Rihanna. I'll send the tweet right now.

Do it. I cut myself off. What do you guys think? And I bet everyone sides with you like, yo, that's fucked up. You try to control yourself with them, and they can't be controlled, obviously. They don't know how to even fucking show up when they're not supposed to. And I don't know if they're coming or not, but it doesn't matter. The only reason I thought they might come was because the bar was closed.

So there were only like five of us there. Oh, bad. And it wasn't like a packed bar. And I was like, all right, they actually might roll through. Nope. Never came. Nope. Absolutely never came. Well, they probably were like, who's there? And they were like a packed bar. I was like, all right, they actually might roll through. Nope. Never came. Nope. Absolutely never came.

Well, they probably were like, who's there? And they were like, this guy. My stepdad is coming to my football game. Five people. Sitting on the block just like, oh, yeah. He never showed up. So, okay, so the whole reason I was waiting. There he is.

The whole reason I was waiting this long. What color do you think my hair is? In real life? Yeah. Obviously not that then. What? No, no, it's just a big debate.. Obviously not that then. What? No, no. It's just a big debate.

Is it not that color? No, he put some sun in shit in his hair, but it's a big debate right now. So what color would you say it is right now? If you had to describe this guy, if he committed a crime. Red. I was like, red is... Thank you. He's trying to say he's bitch.

All I wanted to do was tweet, Rihanna said I'm blonde. He wanted Rihanna to show up. He wanted to confirm. He wanted Rihanna to confirm his hair. That's not color. That is not. No, brother said, I'm blonde. He wanted Rihanna to show up. He wanted to confirm his hair. That's not. No, brother. It's the same. I don't remember the guy's name. He's a great actor. The same one was in Gangs of New York. The guy

who was going to be the mayor first. The toughest guy. He had an ax in the back. You know what they said? The redhead. The redhead. Are you a Brendan Gleeson? The redhead of the fucking gangs in New York. You say that. I look like Brendan Gleeson. First of all, Brendan Gleeson's the fucking man. But I'd like to know, I look like a 60-year-old. It was between him and John C. Reilly.

I got his texture. I got his look. Yeah, there he is. I'm right there, right? Yeah, there he is. That's funny man Yo what's going on With your boy Kanye Living in the basement

Of the fucking stadium When you got money You can do what you want But if when you got money That's not what I would do with it You see the room he's staying in Yeah but I think that it's It's like a shitty

Freshman dorm room Yeah that's how His first apartment was So he's just trying to Oh he's trying to Get that Even though you walk outside Even though it's that but people still bring you steaks and love yeah yeah but i could see the vibe of it i remember like is did he literally say that or

you speculate like he is that why he did it i'm speculating yeah i think you know because talking to the people around him i've not had a conversation conversation with kanye in years neither has anybody on the planet although i talked. Although I talked on the radio just now about me just getting my plaques, man, and I was like, I don't want to seem like I'm that friend

and now you're dropping a new album. But I've been saying this for years, but now that he's back in the light, now it brings attention to it. It makes it seem like

I'm over here bitter, but I just want my plaques. I did the sketch. They are yours. Yeah, you're entitled, man. And when he first told me it was a joke He was like

Oh you think you get a plaque And I laughed it off We were young And now it's like Motherfucker I want my plaque Single people tweeting Oh that was D-Ray

We thought that was Bernie Mac Oh that was D-Ray I mean I just I just found out myself I'm like wait what And it's like no And then they looked it up today Charlamagne and those guys

Looked it up They're like It says right here It said co-written by D-Ray I'm like I didn't co-write shit It's my voices My ad--libs, my brilliance. Yeah, was it even written or did you just rip it? I freestyled it, yeah.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. That and a Broke Fight Broke. That one and a second album, I freestyled them. But I'm happy for him as far as it's a great outlet to escape while you're going through something like a divorce, which I don't know what that really does. I got divorced at 19. Whoa.

When did you get married? 19. 18, yeah. 19 and a half, I got divorced at 19. Whoa! When did you get married? 19? 18, yeah. 19 and a half, I got divorced. I'm going to be the one really in love with my family. Isn't that so funny when it's like you think, everybody's always convinced you're different. Your girl's different, your relationship's different. Chances are you're going to fall into the pack with the other

9 billion humans doing the same fucking shit. I think one of my favorite things of yours is that if you have a prom picture with someone you should not be married to them yeah if you take a picture with the prom you're out man it's never gonna love or it shouldn't maybe it could work but after you like go do your own shit and maybe come back but from prom to just straight like to death yeah it'd be those cities man where you you know you think this is what it's supposed to be and everybody's uh everybody's cheering you on as far as how long. You guys are going to be together forever, and you're hearing that shit.

But I always tell people, your soulmate could be like in Hawaii. Your soulmate could have not landed off Mars yet. You really don't know because we fall in love with our environments most of the time. We fall in love with our close proximity to who we're around consistently. If someone goes to work every day telling you you're beautiful, that's like the work husband, work wife type thing. Absolutely. It's so cliche for a reason.

I'm telling you how beautiful you are every day. Of course, you're not getting out and seeing anything. Right. That's why they make movies like Indecent Proposal. This guy just shows up, a million dollars for your wife. She ain't never seen no million dollars. We ain't never seen no million dollars. Like, where is the paper?

Give me the pen. Go ahead. Back to me, no. You never seen no me, no. Like, where is the paper? Give me the pen. I was going to go ahead. Yeah, so. But back to that Kanye. Were you just, like, in the studio? And was that, like, planned? Or did that just, like, unfold? Cootie, who's the director of a lot of things at All Kanye,

he was directing something for me. Because I got to Hollywood quick. And this was, like, filming me just out and about. Yeah. And then we were going to film me going to talk to Kanye because the album hadn't dropped or whatever.

We were sitting in the hotel room and they're like, we're trying to get Bernie Mac, we're trying to get these people on the phone to do the skits. And I was like, I'd never done any impressions. I was like,

fuck it, I guess I'll try it. I'll yell at them. I'll be like, fuck out of here. And I'm like, let's go because Kanye had come to my show

before we've been cool forever. How'd that come about? Him coming to my show? Yeah, how were you guys'd that come about him coming to my show yeah they have a little with a group called the wreck the world record holders and I knew GLC we all worked at the mall got it at the wall yeah we all worked at the evergreen plaza so Wow so me GLC worked every plaza really don't work there yeah all those guys worked at every plaza with me I worked at a jeans West and they worked at like I think that's hilarious they worked at the fucking mall gang yeah meet me at the food court yeah i'll go to pan express after our shift watch out

like took off for me and um then those guys can then i got a record deal with i'll sign a death squad for a minute and oh wow shit kanye called me one day he's like rapping on the phone for maybe like literally five hours and i'm like oh you sound good you're gonna do good and he's like yo i want to you know put me on like literally and i'm like i'm like i'm like, oh, you sound good. You're going to do good. And he's like, yo, I want to, you know, put me on, like literally. And I'm like,

I'm like, man, I didn't have no fucking pool. I'm like, I wish I could. He raps better than me. Right. You know.

Really got on myself first. Did he do that with Seth Rogen where like he had Seth Rogen in the back of a limo and he rapped like a full album to him? Yeah, probably. I feel like he's always hustling. Probably his album.

But by then he's Kanye. Right, right, right. Set the set at the time. But this is like us just grinding. And then he was gearing up for a most anticipated album. He used to do that on MTV. Who's Droppin'. And they would follow you around.

And then we just went to the studio that day. And I did all the skits that day. And it just... And the Bernie Mac impression. Did you know you could do one? No. You never even fucked around watching Bernie Mac show. No, that's why it sounds like Cedric the Entertainer at first.

Dude. It sounds like the boo-boo bears. sounds like Cedric the Entertainer at first. Dude, it sounds like the boo-boo bears. I literally said, hey, boo-boo. It sounds like that at first. I said, wait, I thought Cedric the Entertainer did that. No, I thought Bernie Mac did that.

The both ran through my mind. Yeah, then the more I got into it, the more I was in there and I was like, oh, I can do voices. But I would always do- So you now, that unlocked impressions

for you in general, you think? Well, what I was told was that when I'm on stage, whenever I'm talking about any of my family, I do the impression to them at the time so i've always done it but never thought myself and realize that i never did it in a celebrity right you knew yeah like the easy people the dmx is one everybody else did but never like where i took my time and plus watching these masters the airy spears jay pharaohs uh cool bubble ice um

just those guys who's just really good at it I didn't want to get into it it's like yo I'm not I don't play in that arena I'm just fucking funny you know what I'm saying

I don't have to I'm like so I put that up there with the musical comics like that's what they do and this is what I'm Red Fox yeah

right so but it was it was a great experience I'm glad I did it even with the voices with the kid the little Jimmy and all that,

just was talking like, hey, can I get my degrees? I just was, honestly, if you listen to the album again, little Jimmy sounds different from Skid. Skid, yeah. I really sound like a child was at the end. Of course, because I didn't know where we were going with it. We were just doing shit. That's wild, man.

But he did dope, though. He put it on the Grammys and stuff like that. It was unreal. There should be a movie of everybody who's worked at that mall and then everywhere they went. I mean, you all... The fact that everybody

worked at the mall and all had success in different fields. Leon Rogers is on the radio in Chicago. Who else? That is wild, man. Cassandra.

She's like this huge... About to be a fucking astronaut. Huge in the... Dude, I'm telling you. We need a documentary about... Space construction worker? Yeah, she's crazy. Space construction worker.

Fuck you. This guy is not impressed by astronauts. They're the most impressive people on the planet Earth. I think I could be an astronaut. I think I could. If you just strap me in a fucking rocket and send me off... Yo, Bezos just did. What's Bezos' training?

Bezos' training is... He didn't do anything out there. I'm not trying to do anything. I'm saying you're not an astronaut. Bezos training is that rich white people have been told that aliens are coming. So they're testing going.

They're getting ready. And everyone's like, oh, they're just spending money. No, they're like, fuck this. We're out of here. Watch Diddy try. Everybody's going to get the call. That's why they called Kevin.

Kevin said a test because they need somebody to entertain them while they're there they called Kevin Kevin said a test Because they need somebody To entertain them While they're there They're putting together They'll fit in there Nice and small And they'll entertain me

Iron Man They're putting a team together And they're gonna take them So you guys gotta You better get used to Your astronaut suits Alright man So you are on stage

Out here in New York And where else Are the people Where they can see you Oh I don't give a shit You don't have to come Amen man Amen I fucking love that I'm like does anybody You're gonna see Where else are the people where they can see you? Oh, I don't give a shit. You don't have to come see me. Amen, man. Amen.

I fucking love that. I'm like, does anybody, like, you're going to see that he's funny, and you're going to go find it on your own. People plug the shit out of it. It would be great, man. It would be great, but they're here. Caroline's tonight and this weekend. Oh, I don't give a shit.

Caroline's all weekend, man. Just come. If you feel like coming, come. If you don't feel like coming, you don't have to come see me. I'm going to be... I'm rich anyway. I got plaques. I'll never say that because...

I'll say it for you. He's rich. I've had moments where I felt very poor. And it's like... Sometimes you get calls from 10 family members at once. You're like, I just got this fucking money. Yeah, yeah. It's like they heard about your check.

They heard your check. The mailman's like, he's got it. Call him now. But if you want to spend some of your PPP money before the government comes and gets you, feel free to come there. Brady's on his way.

I love it, man. Thank you so much. Appreciate it. I'm not leaving. I'm not fucking leaving. I was actually going to ask you if we can go next door to our green screen room. I'm part of the crew No, I was actually going to ask you if we can go next door to our green screen room. No, I'm staying right here for a long time. I'm part of the crew now. We got a game. We got a game you got to play that I think you're very good at.

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