KFC Radio - Jackie is a Financial Dominatrix Ft. Josh Richards

Episode Date: June 28, 2022

- Jackie has some good news that takes her forever to get out - Jackie also admits that she has been dabbling as a financial dominatrix and has made over $1,000 - Feits recaps the Pride Parade and his journey getting there ft. Zack falling off the Barstool float - cringe Cameo email - the KFC radio team is deeply self-conscious of their faces and bodies, but they are all planning on getting hot soon - Video Voicemails - sleeping through alarms - matchmaking at our KFCR live show - 3G all the time v.s. hit every stop light when driving - Josh Richards Interview on beating Dave Portnoy in any sport, Starting BFFs with Briana Chickenfry and Dave, dealing with fame at such a young age, old Tik Toks, @Harmoknees, and much more +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Timecodes: 0:00 - Jackie has some good news 5:17 - Jackie also is a financial dominatrix 15:27 - Pride Parade / Barstool Float 37:50 - cameo / be real 44:01 - KFC Radio team is going to get hot 54:28 - Video Voicemails 1:25:13 - Josh Richards Interview +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Gametime: Download the Gametime app at https://barstool.link/GametimeApp and redeem code KFC for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Helix Sleep: For up to $200 off all mattresses and 2 free pillows, go to https://barstool.link/HelixKFC Betterhelp: Go to https://barstool.link/BHKFC for 10% off your first monthYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. I'm gonna fucking kill you. Dude! Dude! Yeah! Oh my god! Howie!

Alright, fuck off. Fuck off. Fuck off. It is another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. It's just me. Kevin is gone all week. So fuck you. I'm violently hungover right now. I can hear it in your voice. It was the Pride Parade yesterday.

It's 3 p.m. It's 3 p.m. Well, let's just do a little whiskey. Yesterday, I think on the bracket last week, Nick Tarani made a joke shirt that said, no to pussy, yes to drugs. And that's the pride parade. Yeah. That's where I wanted to go. I wish I could have gone yesterday.

That would have been a goddamn blast. My mom always said, don't let somebody do shots alone. Yeah. Okay. Josh Pritchard is on the episode today. We have a bunch of stuff to get into. I guess. I don't fucking know, dude.

Why do you guys listen to this stupid show? All right, Jackie. You first. You said you had some good news. Oh, okay. I. I've been wanting this since I was a little girl. Right? I've prayed

for this. I've managed this. Jackie's so excited about Roe v. Wade. It's all she's been talking about. Not that. Not that. I don't know how this happened, but I have a... Oh, wait. What's it called?

Jesus Christ. I'm on the edge of my fucking seat. I know. What's it called? Are you. Oh, my God. Hey, um. I'm on the edge of my fucking seat. I know. I know. What's it called? Are you fucking kidding me? Fuck. Give me a second.

Shut the fuck up. This is not happening. Oh, I'm getting a call from them right now. Answer it. Ask them what they are and what they do. Flip the camera. Oh. Answer.

Wait, this might be a spam. Hello? Hello? No, that was extended warranty. Jackie! Tell us the good news! Wait, what's it called? Oh, God!

I'm sorry, I'm fucking this up. Welcome. It's a, um, it's a, um... I've never seen someone choke like this before in my entire life. No, it's not deconstructed. It's when your nose is whatever. Deviated septum. Deviated septum.

Exactly. I have a deviated septum. Wait, you wanted a deviated septum? I wanted a deviated septum. I prayed that I got punched in the face. And now I get a free nose job. And I have to have it. And it's getting done in like two months this is all for a deviated septum yeah jackie all never in a million years i think

i thought you would have said roe v wade before you said yeah deviated septum you don't understand like this is something i was like there's no way for me to manifest. Also, I would say. There's a way to manifest quite easily. No, I was like, okay. It would have been your number one. Well, it's also kind of fucked up because I was like, I've always wanted one. Is this why you always wanted people to offer you cocaine? Yeah.

Yeah, yeah. No, no, no. But I've always wanted one. And then I finally came to the conclusion. I was like, no, you know what? I'm just going to go to therapy. And like, I'll just work on myself. And then I was like, no, you know what? I'm just going to go to therapy and I'll just work on myself. And I was like,

the world, I'll just figure it out myself. And then apparently, the world was like, no, you need a nose job. I was like, okay, I guess I'm getting a nose job. You're the fucking best. We're releasing a best of next week And this is going

That was I'm like embarrassed to do this show now That was amazing Yeah That was incredible Congratulations to you Thank you I don't think you needed no shot

But I think whatever you need to make you feel happy Thank you And congratulations I'm very happy for you I'm very happy for me too Are you going to slow down Adding shit to the face though Because like you're

No You're on a slippery slope Oh baby We're just getting started It's going Are you going to slow down adding shit to the face though? Because you're on a slippery slope. Oh, baby, we're just getting started. The next is full talks. Full talks? Yeah. Botox.

Yeah, but that's temporary. That's not like... But I feel like everyone does Botox. Yeah, yeah, yeah. That's just normal shit to do. Yeah. I don't know. So we're just going to start from there and we're going to see where it takes us. So maybe I'll get more.

But yeah. My goal is to look like a fish. But yeah, that's my good news. I feel like this is a lot more exciting for me than it is for you guys. Honestly, no. If you just told me, I have a deviated septum, I'm getting a no job, that would have been, I would have said, congratulations. Yep.

Great for you. The way in which you just told us that is, I could not be happier. I can't wait. I couldn't have guessed. I thought maybe you got a sugar daddy. I thought you were calling. What was that? Well, that doesn't seem like a talking.

That's for later. It's for later? I'm not supposed to talk about it. It's a developing story. It's a developing story. Your sugar daddy is a developing story. Your sugar daddy's a developing story. No, it's not sugar daddy. It's a Fandom situation.

I used to be the host of this show. Sucks. But you have to admit when you're not anymore. Jackie? I know. Now I can't take it back this always happens a mic is in front of me and i just word vomit yeah no that's why you're the best he said not to talk about this as for content but it's too late sorry he's a kc radio fan no i don't know

so he won't hear it then no he's maybe maybe how much of this stuff do you edit out i well because i say stuff like double check this stuff i know i say everything with it in mind like that i'm gonna edit it out and then i just never do so that's all right so it's when we tell you this no make that the title this anonymous kfFC radio fan. This anonymous person who's not a fan of KFC radio. Never heard of it. What is the Fendom deal? Well, so it's not really like... So they just found my Venmo, and he just started sending money.

Oh, it's this guy. But then I was like, all right, what's up? Because then he started sending more money how much money was on him i've made up to a thousand right now a thousand bones jesus christ you fucking dirty i had to kind of work for a little bit i will say that like i we need to work for it like i i have had to not like i've just had to like text him as if I am a Finn doll kind of well From Jackie From Jackie Ha ha ha ha you're so pathetic He answers it really makes me so hard When you talk like that

From Jackie I bet you come so fast When I say that to you Ha ha how are you this perfect Can I cum goddess Or should I wait for your pic Don't fucking cum right now Oh my god I'm

gonna fucking kill you yeah how we are a lot of fuck off fuck off Jackie Fuck off! Fuck off! Fuck off, Jackie! Oh my god, alright, uh... Breathe and breathe and breathe and breathe! Fuck! No more! No more! And how long... These guys are gonna kill each other.

How long have you done this? Like, how long do those conversations go on for? Well, now it's like, I really like, it's starting to get to a point where I'm like, Okay, I can't do this. Like, I don't know how to do this. Like, it's making me uncomfortable. Jackie'm like okay I can't do this like I don't know how to do this like it's making me uncomfortable you paid a thousand dollars I know I know I had a fintan who once paid me like $25

no I mean we we it's been like four days no not four days like a week now but I've like really stopped he wants me to like send a video and I'm like that's like a video of you talking of me just being like your sympathetic, like... Face in it? Face in it. I occasionally have to send like a picture.

Yeah. Wait, you send a picture slipping him off? Yeah, but like I don't have like a good... Like good nails or middle finger, so it's like... It's just like I don't like sending those. Anyways. Just, again, judgment-free zone.

Again, I don't think anybody ever agreed to that. But, but, I've, I've, I mean,

this is like the first real non-scam money, so it's like great to just for once. No, your job is the first real one.

Yeah, I think that was the first one. So, yeah. Dude, my life is a fucking joke. Like, what?

Dude, this is... Meanwhile, I did a puzzle this weekend. I'm mad because somebody else finished it. I did not want that to come out. I don't know how that just happened. Jackie, like, this is... I've said it to you in private before. I think, I don't know, maybe I've said it on the show,

where, like, I've come to accept the fact that one day you'll be our boss and every day, every episode, I'm like, it's even sooner than I think it's going to be.

This is just your fucking show now. No, I'm going to run myself into the ground so fucking fast. We keep talking about giving her like a YouTube segment, not to her

because she always denies it, but like me and Pep's been like, we got to figure out like just like 8 o'clock on a Wednesday. Jackie, just go. Jackie. I really like... She has a new YouTube segment. It's called KFC Radio.

Just her fucking go. Just switch out the logo. The only way to get stuff out of me is if I psych myself out. Just put a mic in front of you? That seems to be it. Anyway, so that's that. Thank you.

Thank you for being you. Unbelievable stuff. If you want to see Jackie do Fendown Live, we have tickets at Providence July 21st. Look at that guy! DC September 29th. Keep an eye out for West Coast stuff. Yeah, West Coast is coming soon. I don't know exactly when, but West Coast is coming soon.

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Fallout Boy. Panic at the Disco. Sick! That's fucking awesome. Weezer was supposed to be there. They dropped out. Weezer would have brought the vibe down yeah honestly like with those three bands it was just non-stop like first time i ever did a

mosh pit just fucking swinging with both arms ducking around people that was i was listening to a fallout boy mix yesterday um and i was like just like i was playing fallout boy and then album ended that just keeps playing Fall Out Boy said music oh I saw you post a song what was that I was like this fucking rocks

what is this and I opened it and just like it's from the Morbius soundtrack it's Morbid time baby which is one of the more embarrassing things that ever happened to me

but that fucking song fucks so whatever we haven't talked about the fact that Sony got it's called Popular Monster

falling in reverse Sony got tricked by meme accounts into Monster. Yeah. Falling in reverse. Sony got tricked by meme accounts into re-releasing Morbius, thinking it was going to be a smash hit again. And it made $45,000 that weekend. It was so bad. That's what made that weekend. Dude. In America.

Dude, I think we made... The whole country. It made $45,000. Our Snapchat show makes that. In a week. Like, one three-minute thing that I piece together. Like we'd be Morbius. Like a hundred million dollars.

Making Jared Leto a vampire. Shout out Tyrese. Yeah. For coming on and promoting that movie. And definitely telling a real story about you getting kidnapped by the FBI because you wore a Morbius t-shirt in public. He definitely got- But you also invited us to your fucking house.

So if you hold true to that, which you're not going to, I'll never see you again. Whatever. Did he say he got sucked into a wall with a magnet? Yeah. The FBI did that. Oh, my God. He got thrown into the back of like eight SUVs.

I was like, dude, what are you talking about right now? Even when they did that on Breaking Bad, I was like, I don't think so. I know you guys check your shit here. I don't think that's right. That's actually the memo to all guests. You can lie all you want. We're not going to say anything. Until months later, we talk

shit about you. But in the moment, you can say whatever the fuck you want. Maybe we get a tweet tomorrow from Tyrese like, the fuck? I've been watching you guys ever since. That was true. Like, send a video of it happening. Alright. So, anyway, I guess we'll talk a little bit about

the Pride Parade yesterday. My journey to get there and all that fun stuff. The day started. First of all, I never knew how not punctual gay people were, which I probably should have known, but I didn't know it. Because we were told to get here between 1 and 1.30 at the latest. So I was in a panic.

I went home. I tried to have it all. I tried to go to a 60th birthday and a gay parade in one weekend, and it worked. That's fun. Tried to live the dream. Where was the birthday at? Just my house my parents um and uh so i went to massachusetts and surprised my mom and then sunday morning woke up and i woke up really early because i wanted to get pretty for the parade and then my dad drove me to the train station because it was a nice Sunday.

He wanted to take his midlife crisis, which is a 1967 Mustang. Is that the one that you drove Kevin around in? Yeah. It doesn't have power steering. Yeah. You have to fucking. No, it's called a muscle car because you need muscles to turn it. That's what he says.

All right. Your dad's probably whipping that fucking thing. No problem. But the guy, he's like, we're going to take the Mustang. And I was like, all right. But I got so pretty and done my hair so nice that I was sitting in the car, and I was like, is there a way to ask my dad if he can put the windows up so I don't mess up my hair?

How do I bring this up to this point? You have your muscle car. Your manly mobile. And I don't want to stop being pretty. The entire time you're just like, I think there's something on the windshield. Just lean all the way forward here real quick. But I didn't ask it, got my hair got fucked up um but so then i get to the the train station where i saw the sickest shirt ever dude shirt just said be gay do crime that's a that's a big thing oh it is it is my sister has

mugs shirts like oh is it i didn't know that i don't know where it comes from uh i could probably ask her but it's it's been a thing for a while where I'm like, I fucking love that. Yeah. BK do crime. BK do crime is fucking awesome. So then my mom brought me her car because she felt bad that I came home for her and was going to miss this work thing. So she brought the car. How dare you miss this Sunday work thing?

Where I just got shit face marching the parade yeah um but it was very i mean obviously i really wanted to be there um and uh it was so i got in the car drove like fast and furious style it was awesome it was awesome until i had to pull over i saw the biggest legend i ever seen in my life at a rest stop in Connecticut. He's just an old man. I was walking out behind him at the bathroom. And when you're coming out of the bathroom, there's a TV at this rest stop. And it's playing the news or whatever.

And you can't hear it. But what happened to be on the TV screen was, this reminds me of another story, was it's just that Taylor Swift releases new music, Carolina, whatever, and this old man walking out of the bathroom just points at the TV, gives it a thumbs up, and kept walking. I was like, that's my guy right there. But so I hit traffic in New Haven, hit a ton more traffic. I'm like, all right, it's officially time to call. I'm not going to make this. So I call Pat, and I'm like, all right, it's officially time to call. I'm not going to make this.

So I call Pat. I'm like, dude, I'm not going to make it. My GPS now says 1.30. I know traffic's going to be worse. I'm not going to make it. And he's like, dude, we're not leaving until at least 2. So I was like, fuck. All right, I'd accepted already that I wasn't going to make it.

Pull off the highway in Stanford, Connecticut. I already started thinking about what shows you're going to watch instead. Just like I excited. All right, you're not going to do it. You finally make it. Pull off the highway in Stanford, Connecticut. I already started thinking about what shows you're going to watch in Stanford. Just like I excitedly, all right, you're not going to do it. You finally accept it. And I pull off the highway in Stanford, Connecticut, where I get on the Metro North. And then on the Metro North, after two stops, these two guys had to take a fucking local. These two girls get on the train behind me. And they sit behind me.

I'm sorry. These four girls get on the train behind me. And I fucking wish so bad the pride parade wasn't that day because I would have followed these high school girls around all day. Stop following kids, man. Dude, she said, it reminded me very much of Jackie, actually. I saw people's tweet responses to you were like, was it Jackie? Yeah.

They get on the train. She just goes, I don't get the exact quote. Girl says, she just gets on the train She just goes I don't get the exact quote Girl says She just gets on the train Like the first thing That she said Like literally As they sit down

Like I hear their bodies Hit the chair Or seat right behind me She goes Guys how crazy Is that I'm supposed to be A junior next year But instead I'm gonna be

A sophomore LMAO And then like They all start laughing. And then there's a brief pause. And I didn't tweet this part because people would be like, that's not true. It didn't happen.

It did happen. And she just goes, guys, can we shoplift today? She said, how crazy? I'm supposed to be a junior. I'm going to be a sophomore again. LMAO. Everyone laughs. Wait, she said LMAO?

Yeah, she said LMAO. Yeah, she said LMAO. And then everyone laughs. There's a pregnant pause. And she goes, guys, can we shoplift today? I love this car. I honestly would have been like, yo, can I come hang out with you guys? Please, can I come hang out with you guys today? Where are we hitting?

Where are we hitting? What's the plan? I will pay your fucking we called and you got arrested. Your bail. I'll pay your bail. If I can come hang out and just listen to you guys talk all day. I want to know what they shoplifted.

My brother got fucking caught shoplifting. Him and his buddies used to shoplift fishing gear. They were really big into bass fishing and shit. And that shit's expensive. It's like $10 a lure or something. So for high school kids, it's expensive.

They shoplifted, I don't want to say several thousands of dollars worth of shit, but probably about that much. Really? Yeah, they got caught the last time because there was a new guy, and he didn't know the fucking routine. Dude, they wore compression shorts, just shoved a bunch of shit in there. And like, I think it was a sports authority, whichever one's closed now. They were like, you got to pay this $500 fine.

Otherwise, we're taking this to court. And it was just like, my family was just like, ah, fuck it. All right. Like all the other kids' parents are like, no. And sports authority is like, all right, that's cool. That's on you. I'll take the shirt. It was like, ah, we tried. It is like, all right, that's cool. That's on you. I'm like, sure. It was like, we tried.

It's like, ah, we gave it a shot. We're not actually going to hire a lawyer for this. A lot of kids stealing fishing equipment. But yeah, that's why I'm always curious. Like, what are they going to shoplift? I think she was just like, I don't even. It didn't sound like she ever shoplifted. She was like, that was just their vibe that day.

It's like Winona Ryder just walking into a ranch. Today, I feel like just fucking stealing shit. Found out today that I'm going to be a sophomore again, so this is the life I have to get used to. But then someone replied to me with another fucking awesome thing, another thing Jackie would say. She said, I was in Capri last week, and a girl was holding her phone up in front of me,

and her group chat was up, and her saying, Capri is crazy lit. And the only response I saw was pop off queen that is gen z taking over but anyway and we got to uh got to the pride parade a lot of gay people there tons of gay people there but Tons of gay people there. But the... It was unbelievable. It was awesome. It was everything people talked about. It was like a private...

I don't know. It was fucking fun. I've never gotten to go to a parade. Last year we went... Actually, I want to say a very quick and important shout out to Joey and Pat. Because what they've done in just... I mean, Pat's been here for longer. But what they've done together is crazy.

They've changed this den of misogyny where we used to just talk about fucking American Idol and Justin Bieber and Taylor Swift. And they've made it a home for everyone. But no, it is very, very, very incredible and impressive what they've done. I'm very proud of both of them. But that was awesome. It, very, very incredible and impressive what they've done. I'm very proud of both of them.

But that was awesome. It was very, very fun. It was very funny before when we were getting going. And there were probably six, seven dudes in the back of the pickup truck. Two gay at a gay pride parade. None of us could figure out how it worked. We were trying to roll back on a Chevy Silverado. They have that thing that comes out. None of us could figure it out. And the two were trying to roll back on a Chevy Silverado. They have that thing that comes out.

None of us could figure it out. And the two Barstool security guards had to come do it. I was like, we're at a pride parade. We can't figure out how a fucking pickup truck works. Makes sense. That checks out. That'll do it. But it was awesome.

It was very, very fun. Can't say enough nice things about it. The one highlight that I saw that will be in the vlog was just zach falling off the fucking i fell off the truck you fell off i can't believe he was allowed on his flight that's insane shout out to him for holding together i could i was like like did he like a 9 30 flight there was no fucking way it well no then his flight got delayed till past midnight oh yeah that's right i, yeah. That's right. I forgot about that. Yeah, but knowing

Zach, I don't think he stopped drinking. I don't think he's at the airport like, I better have some waters. I should sober up for this. Yeah, that's it. That's all I got there. I went to it last year it wasn't necessarily the parade but uh my sister it's actually not a parade it's called a march we still have work to do oh it is a march okay that is uh that is yeah i didn't say that someone told me that and i was like i'm

gonna keep saying joey tagline and it's gonna sound like um no because they're everyone gay was like fuck off it's a parade we're going nuts got it i think i think either zach or everyone was like, fuck off. It's a parade. We're going nuts. Got it. I think either Zach or Pat was like, a straight person told you that. Yeah, definitely. But yeah, last year I went and we were just going around. It was Washington Square Park. We were just in that area, like, hanging out. And it seemed like there was a parade on every fucking avenue because people were just flooding it. And I lost my sister for a moment because she came up.

She's by and like i wanted to like take her to this stuff and i was like all right we're gonna go get food like come meet us she disappears comes back soaking wet head to toe i'm like where the fuck were you some people dancing in the fountain at washington square park i hopped in the parade is the best there was a lot of titties out a lot pat pat said you guys passing people gonna be jerking off everywhere i didn't see that i will admit the uh the pride parade under delivered on the men masturbating in the street that pat had warned me about um not warned me about he was he's like it wasn't gonna be. It wasn't like a homeless jerk-off. It was an excited jerk-off. A homeless jerk-off is like a violent, angry.

Got to watch out. A quick goon pit is going to pop out of nowhere. You just got to be ready at all times. Back in the truck, we had the goon squad. Yeah, everyone just half-chubbed the whole time. When's it breaking out? When's it breaking out? Yeah, that's it.

That's all I got. That's the end of the show. No, I was actually before that when I was on Saturday and I was still in New York. I did something that I can't decide is like incredibly emasculating or not. It was I mean, I ended up doing it. I did it. So it's not incredibly emasculating or not it was i mean i ended up doing it i did it so uh it's not that emasculating but i i like to uh like jump rope on my back porch in the mornings and so saturday morning i went out there and i uh maybe a couple lightweights too not to brag but maybe tens a couple 30 pops whatever uh hold on with Not to brag, but maybe 10s, a couple of 30 pops, whatever.

Hold on. With the jump rope? No, no, no, no, no, no. That's after. No, I'm not a fucking IG influencer trying to get a couple of retweets. Not retweets. What do you call it? Reposts. When they tie a fucking weight bench to them and jump rope.

There's people on the back. Yeah, I don't understand that at all. But so this morning on my back porch, there's a building that is level with me. So there's a bed. Yeah. I don't understand that at all. Um, but so at this, this morning on my back porch, on my back porch, there's like a building that is level with me. So there's a roof. Yeah. Right there. And go out ready to have my workout.

And there's just like a bunch of dudes doing construction and like, like right. Like we're high level. It's not like high up. It's not like we're, we're, we're, I swear to God,

we're this close. Yeah. There's a one rail separating us and that's it and i was like fuck and i just i got so frozen because i deemed what i was doing not manly enough to do it in front of construction workers i was jumping rope and that's not a masculine enough exercise and they're doing which arguably one of the most masculine things a man can do is construction buildings it is like i was thinking of doing which arguably one of the most masculine things a man can do is construction buildings it is thinking of like a list of like the most

manly things you can do and it's like one is kill somebody two is probably tell women what they can do with their bodies laughing laughing

laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing laughing Probably tell women what they can do with their bodies. No, two was construction. Three was... Did I write this down? No, I didn't. Three was... No, probably fuck a guy. That would be the more manly thing to do.

Yeah. Four was hammer and nail, which I guess not as construction as an account. I forget. I forget what they were. But the point is,

lifting weights was further back than construction. But then, I got in my own head as I stood there. I was like, fuck.

Well, now they've seen me. So, they've seen me come out here with jump ropes and weights. Yeah. It'd be insane to just turn around and go back inside thinking I'm a pussy for that.

So I was just frozen in time being like, I don't know whether to exercise or go back into my apartment because either way, these guys, who, mind you, probably had not even saw me. Didn't even look up. No chance. We've got to build this building. I honestly don't even know what. No chance. We got to build this building. I honestly don't even know what they were doing up there.

The building is completely, the building is whole. I don't know what they were doing. But they were, I stayed up there and I did exercise. So I can't tell you what they were doing up there. It was nothing. They may be hiding. They were just like, we're going to go upstairs and not do construction. This whole street over here,

I was walking by today and there was 18 construction guys just sitting on buckets. Fucking cheers to you guys. That's the fucking way to do it. They were all just sitting there, literally sitting there. I was like,

guys, I got to jump rope. Just so you know, this is pretty masculine. But that's that. What's more emasculating than that, like one, maybe a few not just a lot of notches below jump your rope uh the oculus uh that we got oh yes so i started considering beat saver is a new way for me to work out

which that's beat saver is just like you're holding like two lightsabers and it's like guitar hero but with like like that's how like Two lightsabers And it's like Guitar Hero But with like That's how they sell it right? As an exercise thing? Like the Beat Saber? I don't know if they do But fucking

There is like an exercise Like there's a Beat Saber But it's like not the one That you're doing Yeah no I downloaded Lady Gaga And was fucking Fucking sweating

Like dancing? Yeah It's You're just like Doing this and stuff It's It is exhausting to do. Well, that's exercise then.

That's what I consider it. I was very drunk when I did it, but I'm like, I should do this in the mornings. Get in a quick Born This Way and just get ready for the day. I did download. They did have a – Did you watch Born This Way yet? I did. You did?

I still have not. It's a bit much. Because it is too realistic. I'm fucking looking at it. It's quite immersive. It's not like the phone VR shit where it's still a 2D image. Yeah, yeah, yeah. This is like, it's so real.

It's so fucking real. It's very weird looking down and being like, that just looks like I'm looking down at my dick. Except it's so real. It's so fucking real. It's very weird, like, looking down and being like, that just looks like I'm looking down at my dick. Except it's not my dick. Yeah, it's not. But then it's also got a little bit of, like, since it is, like, kind of newer technology, it's got a little bit of, like,

it looks like something from Ready Player One or something. Yeah, I had that on for a minute. I was like, no, I'll stick to it. You didn't finish? No. Oh, come on was like, no, I'll stick to it. You didn't finish? No. Oh, come on. I was like, I'll stick to it. You gotta finish, dude.

I don't know how, like, I have two fucking things in my hands. Am I supposed to just, like, throw one away? Oh, I have thought about that. I didn't know how that would work. I imagine you could just use one. What do you even need it for? Oh, you're like, pop it out of the video? Yeah. Yeah. Oh, yeah, that's kind of, what do you even need it for? Oh, you're like, you pop it on the video? Yeah.

Yeah. Oh, yeah. That's kind of like, what do you mean? Just watch a full porn like a psychopath? Turn on the voice. Fucking recognition. Skip 30 seconds.

No, no. Go back. Go back. Go back. Dude, I once bought a porn DVD. What an old-fashioned stunt. I know. The internet existed. i'm not that old

it was just i had to buy a dvd player like i because i have a bunch of dvds from college and to find one online a shitty one that doesn't work fifty dollars yeah it's so hard to find like it's crazy the uh but like i got it and i was just like well let's fuck with the same thing i have to hold a remote and skip. This is the dumbest. It's crazy expensive, too. Porn DVDs are expensive. No one I always wanted. Like, $60.

No one I still want to buy. I'm just curious what Girls Gone Wild actually was. I've only seen the infomercial. I've never seen one either. Yeah. I'm curious if it's just, like, incredibly creepy. I have a feeling. I have a feeling.

Yeah. I don't know if it's a non-creepy way to go up to girls and be like, can you take your tits off? It's just like incredibly creepy. I have a feeling. I have a feeling. Yeah. I don't know if it's a non-creepy way to go up to girls and be like, can you take your tits out? It's just un- No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. I'm not being rude. I'll give you a t-shirt. We give you four DVDs because it's just raw footage of guys going like, can you take your

tits out? No? Okay. I can't believe that existed. That's crazy. Yeah. That's crazy. All the documentaries coming out now, it's like, no, we knew.

Yeah, yeah. Can you guys believe that the man who went up to drunk college girls, maybe high school girls, and asked them to take their breasts out for a video? Not the best guy. You're like, what? Ruined the steel drums for me. Ruined the steel drums for commercials? Yeah, anytime I hear a steel drum, it's Beth Lowe. Not me.

I still love a steel drum. It is slow. I did not remember that because a steel drum is probably my favorite instrument. A steel drum, fucking. Really? Fox, dude. Because if you hear a steel drum, you know you're in a party. You know there are probably high school girls taking their tits off for t-shirts.

Yeah. I was going to say yesterday. I didn't have anything to wear for Pride, so I just, like, dressed slutty. And so then I, like, had, like... Jackie, that's how you dress. Yeah.

As someone who's been to Pride exactly one time now, I can tell you the way to dress for Pride is dress slutty. I mean, I was wearing a fucking Jacked Luigi on my shirt. Yeah. You were slutty as fuck yesterday.

Super daddy. Super daddy. At least you didn't wear the shorts. That was from the video of the shorts. I saw the video of the shorts. I mean, that was... And Zach was like, no, that's good. I was like, no, Zach.

This isn't fucking good. My underwear, which are... Zach, you've been drunk for three weeks. Not trusting you on this one. Which are way too small. My underwear were too tight. And they were bigger than the shorts were. So I could not wear those.

But sorry. Well, I was just saying. And so then we were walking with Zach. You said you were walking Zach? We were walking. We took a fur walk. No, we were walking Zach. We took a fur walk.

And then there were people, since my tits were out, there were people who were like, we were walking by construction workers who were making comments. But Zach kept were like, we were walking by like construction workers who were like making comments. But Zach kept being like, dude, everyone thinks I'm so hot. And he kept thinking it was him. And I was like. He thought a bunch of construction workers. And I let him, I didn't say anything the whole day. I was like a little kid on Christmas, let him keep believing.

I let him have it. Oh, enjoy your holiday. It was just so fun He kept being like I look hot today That is unbelievable Zach thought he was Getting cat called

By a construction worker Is he using a Village people video Yeah What are you talking about I was like Okay Oh yeah

He was just He was feeling himself And I Blonded for it Maybe it was for him Hey blondie Nice tits Zach's like

It's actually red But thanks Blonde and poor. Maybe it was for him. Hey, blondie, nice tits. It's actually red, but thanks. God damn. Oh, man. What else do you guys want to talk about? What do we got? Speaking of Helix Sleep, Kevin's going to be homeless. Well, the... Yeah, I keep – all right.

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Like, out of your fucking skin, dude. I am not going to reveal who this email is from. Well, I am. It's from Cameo. But I'm not going to reveal it personally. Okay? So I feel bad for people. He's trying, doing something new.

Trying to get... I'm going to pour a drink for this. You're all going to fucking hate this. The... Jackie, you're right. I also don't want to talk ill of Cameo because, as I mentioned just now with my parents knowing things are going to go bad for me soon, I'm probably going to need some money soon. So maybe I will end up on Cameo eventually. You want to fin down?

Right now. This is an email I got from fucking Cameo. Oh, man. I don't even want to read this. Subject of the email is, it's a cruel summer if John doesn't reply to this. Then it says, now if you're a Taylor fan, that might already pop up. Yeah. I'm like, oh, no. I'm going to talk like this when things are bolded.

Okay. Dear John, I know what you're thinking. Cameo reaching out. You need to calm down. But John, I have a sales quota just like everyone else. And look what you made me do. Email you. My endgame is obviously to get you to join Cameo, at least by August.

Aside from being a gold rush to stock up on more cardigans, Cameo is the perfect place for you to shout out the London boy moving halfway across the world. Welcome to New York, friend. Or help run a relationship and spoil the news of a boyfriend's illicit affairs. This is me trying.

Me. If you don't respond, my tears ricochet down this keyboard. Thanks for reading, John. If you want to make a cameo, I'm the man to help. Otherwise, I'll forget that you existed and find your picture to burn. When I found out it was a man,

that's what changed it for me. I was like, maybe a girl just knows all these. This guy Googled Taylor Swift songs. I didn't actually think about that. Yeah, if it was a chick, I'd probably be on a cameo right now. Yeah. I'm going to say say this I will say this

about that as I read it again into a microphone I kinda liked it that was incredibly creative dude I read it this morning

I threw my phone across and was like fuck off and now just doing it like that I'm still gonna get on cameo but that was good that was good yeah that was really good tou going to get on Cameo. But that was good.

That was good. Yeah, that was really good. Touche to you, bro. Touche to you. It was so weird reading that alone in my apartment this morning. I was like, this is disgusting. When like 50% of your email is just puns, that took a while. How long do we think that took?

Oh, it took a long time. Hour and a half? Yeah, at least. Probably. At least, dude. Right around there. All right, man, I take it all back, dude. Again, I'm sorry I get on Cameo, but that was a fucking good job.

That was good work. I appreciate you. That or they just have, like, is this person a Taylor Swift fan? Copy-paste. That also might be the case. It's also not that I have anything against Cameo. I just wouldn't do it. I would never.

I feel like you feel guilty about that. I would feel guilty about not doing it so then I can't get it because then I wouldn't do it and I'd feel bad about the requests. I can't just do it. However, I have had a run on Be Real. Dude, I got my Be Real push-roll push noti on the float yesterday

what oh no way that's as fucking primo a b-roll as you can have fucking that seems on a pride float come on come on how many friends do you have on that now i i stopped because i i don't know like allow them all yeah Yeah, so I stopped doing that. So three people saw it? No, I have like I did it once I went through because it just says like almost like on Instagram when I used to have a private Instagram because they said that was a way to get

more followers and then I was like I just don't give a fuck because it was just a pain in the ass too. I do think it was for a while but it does definitely fall off. It's a matter of life. No, no, no. But I mean I haven't got a follower since I stopped it so you might not have the best instagram um the uh i honestly don't i think i've gotten 1 000 followers in the six months since i stopped it's super embarrassing um but the uh the point of this all is i don't know oh yeah if anyone knows how to find out just approve everyone

i will have more friends on b-roll but i'm not i'm not gonna fucking we got a guy if you want somebody to just hit it what no that's just a pain in the ass the i don't know how but also like when i have a friend on it i then can just see like that's my feed i don't know i don't know any of these people oh yeah when you accept friend, it's like you follow them too. I've done that early days when I was still a producer on High Haters. I would immediately follow people back, and it got to a point where I'm like, oh, I don't know these people at all. Yeah.

But I didn't unfollow them. I still follow them to this day. Shout out to all them. Love you guys. I don't know what to do with this. But anyway, I had a hot run on Be Real. Is that like actually – you're the only person I've heard talk about it Is that actually going to be one of the new

No because you can't do anything with it You can't curate it It is almost like for me Yeah that's what I'm doing today What's funny now is Did you see TikTok is now just Instagram And Instagram is now trying still to be TikTok TikTok now has You can just upload photos And is now trying still to be TikTok. I don't know. TikTok now has, you can just upload

photos. Really? And you just sync them to music. Like, it'll auto-sync it to music for you and you can just do a carousel. Like, it's just Instagram models now figured out they can just post their hot photos to TikTok and they're getting hundreds of millions of fucking views

and shit. Yeah. So that's all I've seen it used for so far. So much better if I was good looking. God, if life would be so much better. I want to try fucking for... Yesterday sucked, by the way, for that. Bunch of fucking hot jack dudes. Fuck off, guys.

This weekend we went to a beach, and it's me, Stefan, this other guy, and our friend's gay best friend who – like very cool guy, but we're all popping tops at the beach. I'm like, man, I'm really glad there's not somebody jacked and tan here right now. He's just over there like – he's like, I got to speed on underneath if you guys are cool with that. I'm like, dude, go ahead. Do whatever the fuck you want.

That's like – well, I can't say no now because then you'll think I'm gay. Whoa. You can't do that. I'm like, dude, go ahead. Do whatever the fuck you want. That's like, well, I can't say no now because then you'll think I'm gay. Whoa! No, no, no. You can't do that. I'm going to find the right amount of like, yes, but I'm not cheering. I'm not like trying. I don't really want this right now. That's a weird request. Like, you guys mind if I take my dick out?

I don't know, man. I don't have any t-shirts laying around. But yeah, we did that this weekend I was just like god damn it where were you? Lake George I kept going to Lake Charles

apparently that's in Missouri where's Lake George? very north in New York I was told to leave work at 4 o'clock on Thursday and get in the car and that

my friends know that is the extent of what you need to tell me and they're just like just make sure you don't have to work Friday. Leave it for, we have a car waiting. You don't have to do anything. I'm like, perfect. That's the best.

I'm that friend as well. It was great. I was shocked when it was like a five, six-hour drive. But it was a good weekend overall. It was good. It wasn't bad. I accidentally bought racist sunglasses. What does that mean? What accidentally bought racist sunglasses just those what does that mean

just i went to a racist like i went into a walgreens there because i just i lost my sunglasses yeah no if you're buying any kind of attire at walgreens i don't even think they're ready the sunglasses i think anyone buying clothes or walgreens didn't have it okay walgreens was like we don't have sunglasses at this one i'm like what do you mean walgreens is for knocking over roxy cons and that's it so for their uh they have like their version of like jewel osco or whatever just like grocery store and they had the sunglasses the only thing they had was like the fake oakley's totally wrap around the face and then uh i did see a rainbow like classic uh vacation shirt that just said, like, Lake George.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. So I came out fucking walking in that, and everyone's like, you look like you hate him, first of all. You look like you support everything that happened on Friday. I'm like, yeah, this is tough right now. I just kept doing, like, I'm so happy it's Pride Month. A whole month, though. Veterans only get a day. I just kept picking them up and down and saying absurd shit.

I was like, it's okay. I'm playing a character. That is very funny. A whole month. But, yeah, that's circling back to I kind of want to try to get ripped for Ocean's Calling because that's October 1st. You got a ways to go, brother. It's about 90 days.

Yeah. So when you say you want to get ripped, do you mean I'm going to work out, I'm going to watch my diet, or you're going to go crazy? I was going to stop drinking. Tomorrow. Tomorrow. But yeah, diet, exercise. Try to get it so at least I can take my shirt off on a beach stage. Although it's going to be in October.

I don't know if it's going to be that fucking warm. But, like, at least have the option to. But it's coming up pretty quick. Yeah, I don't think you're going to do it. I think you're not going to get ripped. I hope you do. I think you're not going to do that. I have a feeling I won't either.

But if somebody buys it, I will. If someone buys? Yeah. I'm like, if we could sell this. Oh. If it turns into my job, then I'll do it. I'll tell you what. As someone who's had it turn into their job on multiple occasions, no, you won't.

There's a point in your life where nothing can make you do it anymore. I will say, like, I am comfortable with everything about me. So it's, it's also that balance where it's like, where it's like, I'm pretty content right now.

I had one time, I guess I'm like, I'm like, no, I'll probably still pop the top. I'm not going to lie. It's coming off regardless. I wanted to point out,

that's exactly the conclusion That I came to When I had dealt With my nose job But I was like It's fine And then The world will have a way If you really need to

It will make you I'm not getting Cosmetic surgery I can tell you How the world will have its way You'll be on stage At Ocean's Calling You will not have gotten ripped

This is just a look Into the future You will have not gotten ripped And at one point While you're rocking out on stage, you look down and that guitar strap will be firmly placed in your bosom like a seatbelt. And you'll go, oh, man. And then you'll get ripped. John, that's exactly what happened at Toad's place.

That was the first time I got in a fucking car, dude. I saw the photos. I'm like, I get you guys are down there, but can you somehow get a top angle on me? It's actually like my breasts are in the kind of

the bad spot where I feel like if they were bigger, the seatbelt wouldn't get in between them. Yeah. Right? I feel like

you don't deal with that, right? Yeah. See, it's just like there's kind of fucking mine is just like just goes right in. Right? And then the under seatbelt, that's just like there's kind of fucking mine it's just like just goes right in and then the undersea but that's why like driving a car might crash this fucking thing i'm a disgusting animal just take it take it into a fucking tree

i was at the beach last weekend and someone took an off guard picture of me with my shirt off I haven't had anything but a salad since that should be illegal the first time at the beach enough out of you child off guard pictures at the beach are should be illegal it's so fucked up

anytime you take a picture of someone that they don't know we're like let me like suck in we like stick my tongue to the roof of my mouth get my neck out a little bit like i want to try everything to shave a couple of pounds off here we're talking about home do that every single photo ever even even on this shit when i see you like when i'm like is my neck really fucking out there right now dude every video i see this i'm like that can't be what I look like. Is that the back of my hairline? I really don't want it.

I got to take better care of it. Dude, I have jowls. I have like old man cheeks that are so fat. You're like, hang down. Couldn't do the rest of the podcast like this. Nobody worry about it. Let's all get facial reconstructed. Yeah.

For a bit. For a bit. Yeah, it's for a bit going strong on the uh tanning lotion um i i toned it down a little bit uh i did put it on today but i had not done in a couple days i'm addicted yeah but you're also italian like i it got to the point with me where like on my chest it was like it's like dude who you trying to be? You're not this guy. I looked like, it was kind of like I was going back and forth between jaundiced and blackface. We got to chill out here. I plateaued where it's like I got a little tan and now it's kind of like leveling out

and now I'm just getting used to it. So guess who's got an appointment at Sugar and Bronze? First appointment's free. I don't know if you guys knew that. That is unbelievable. I'm going to Montauk this weekend. Speaking of 140K, you're going to wax your asshole?

Yeah. Yeah. All right. Yeah. No. Yeah. Just checking. I have to.

It's got to be like, it's going to be a good place. I. No. Yeah. Just checking. I have to. It's got to be like, it's gonna be a good place. I've heard. I've had someone tell me. That's where. Things can go awry. I don't, but I like for the content I want. I want them to go awry.

Could you imagine if like we have to call in this woman and just be like, explain what happened. I just, I broke my asshole. It's the worst thing I've ever seen. God damn it. That is... Yeah, so we're all very... We're really going into summer feeling good about ourselves.

Yeah, we are. Gang is not down bad at all. We are all actively trying to look like different people. Trying to be different people. And we're going to have to go to BetterHelp about it. BetterHelp Online Therapy wants to remind you to prioritize yourself. The you that you are. Not the you you won't.

You think you should be. Because we all think there's a better person in here somewhere there has to be there has to be someone um but talking with someone can obviously help you figure out what's causing the stress in your life the anxiety the trench uh whatever that's one for the live show whatever something you might have i don't know um but uh jack use a better help path you better help um i do too it's that use better help yeah i i've Whatever. Some of you might have. I don't know. But Jack uses BetterHelp. Paz uses BetterHelp. I do too.

Nick uses BetterHelp. Yeah. I have the lady that will go at 1030 at night and I'm just like. That's awesome. It's so. When I first got it, I couldn't really work within the hours of the therapist that they gave me. So I just told them. I was like, listen, you're doing like 11 to 2 every day. I need somebody that has like more range and they're like how does 10 30 at night work i'm

like that's fucking perfect also part of the thing is something weird about a person's like i almost like respect their person's like i only do this shit during the daylight because i can't take in your traumas when it once the sun goes down and there's this therapist who's like, it's morbid time. But BetterHelp customizes online therapy that offers video, phone, and even live chat sessions with your therapist. So you don't have to see anyone on camera if you don't want to. As I think I've explained before,

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KFC fights first time in a long time. So what with the new iPhone update got me thinking about, He's dancing. of someone if their alarm didn't go off? So, like, a doctor needed to go into surgery and their alarm didn't go off. Or the day of your wedding and your alarm didn't go off. So what would be, like, probably the worst scenario of that happening? Boy. I always think about this.

I might actually have to... I'll be right back. Yeah, you go ahead. How do people before alarm clocks wake up? Like, not in a dumb way. No, not in a dumb way at all, Jackie. No. No, no, no.

Is that a dumb thought? No, it's not a dumb thought. What happened right now with this, i took a train home uh this weekend obviously and i got my phone died at 155 or something like that i was getting to 210 and the lady next to me just had like real not a nice energy i didn't want to talk to her so i didn't want to get up and get my charger out of my bag so i was like fuck i'm just right out my dead phone and then my sister was a half hour late. And I never tried.

At the Providence train station, there's only one fucking outlet. It was being utilized by two drug addicts. So I didn't want to ask them if I could borrow it. So I just sat there. And I was like, what do people do before phones? How do I figure out what is happening right now? Did she get in a car accident and die? Does she even know she's late? Is she coming?

And I just sat there. I just sat there for a half hour. Just sat and stared. I always think about, like, that I can kind of, like, I can, I could, like, entertain myself enough up here. Yeah, but, like, what, like, how, let's say she got in a car accident and died. How would I have, like, what do you think I would have learned that information? I don't know. I don't know anyone's phone number anymore.

I don't think that they did it without phones. I don't believe it. I don't know how they would have done it. Done what? Lived. Survived. You think everything before 2000? A conspiracy theory of mine.

2010? Wait, what did phones do? 2004? Yeah. I don't know. No, I mean 2004. I think that they've always had there's just no way to survive without phones literally like waking up 2007 literally waking up i've thought

about this so many times how would i if i wake up at six in the old times i'm benjamin franklin how did i wake up you say in medieval times i I'm Benjamin Franklin. Not medieval. I said in olden times. Oh, okay. Not medieval times. How did I wake up when I need, like at 630 without an alarm clock? I give them their sun. Okay, no, no. Let's say it's like five. Let's say you have to wake up at five.

How? Why? You're right. You're right. Can you find out when an alarm clock was invented? 1787. 1787? Yeah.

Yeah, it was a lot of time before then. So much time before then. Like, Ben Franklin was doing most of his shit pre-1787. Yeah. I think you get the person that can't sleep, your son, and you just send them through the neighborhood. I mean, like... Oh, yeah. Roosters.

Roosters were, like, the big thing. But, like, that can't be real. No, no. So, their eyes are just more sensitive. So like two hours before the sun comes out, they can sense the light. Yeah, but like when you were in cities, you didn't have roosters. You might have. I don't think it's that hard.

Like if you want a rooster, I think we can get you a rooster. Well, but like every person who lived in London did not have a rooster. I don't think. And you could not train that rooster. I think they're loud enough where like it's like every couple blocks you need one. They didn't have block roosters in London. Probably not. They had Big Ben.

Okay, so they had candle clocks. It was invented in ancient China and embedded with nails that were released as the wax melted away, leaving the nails to clatter loudly into a metal tray below a designated time. Imagine knowing a candle and being like, that's four hours. That's insane. That's very smart. I break my phone once a month.

You're on it right now, right? I'm on it right now. I broke it again. My screen doesn't work. The whole screen doesn't work? This is ridiculous. There goes that $1,000. God damn it.

But to answer the question, I completely agree with you. I don't know when my phone's going to die. I do shout out BlackBerrys. BlackBerrys, even if your phone died, the alarm would go off. Yeah. It would save some battery for that. iPhones do not do that. They tell you

go fuck yourself I uh you accidentally shut off the sound on your phone I don't I don't think I've ever had sound on my phone if you have sound

on your phone no no no I mean like on an alarm so when you go to pause it you accidentally hit the sound down arrow

and then you just mute your phone so then no alarm goes off oh I didn't know that yeah I've had that happen that happens if you hit the down thing? Yeah.

So I just grab it and I hit it. What was that? Yeah. That was a text message. But, yeah, I've had that happen where, like, when I was a cook, I slept through my 6 a.m. fucking, like, time I was supposed to be at work so many times. It got to a point they would just send people to my house.

They would be like, hey. Really? Come on in. Oh, yeah. It was bad. That's crazy. Were you like the best cook ever? Why did they just fire you?

I was a pretty damn good cook. I had this psychopath work ethic that I do now, but as a cook. I was like, I'm going to be the best at this. It was fucking weird. It's a good work ethic to have. It's alright. Where were you a cook? Mickey's in Iowa City.

I can't believe Mickey's wasn't like, we're just going to find a new guy to make the cheeseburger. They were sending people to your house to wake you up? That's nuts, dude. Can you make me a cheeseburger? No joke, it was like the night before. I would just be there until closing wake you up? That's nuts, dude. Can you make me a cheeseburger? I have to make you one. And no joke,

it was like the night before, I would just be there until closing time. So they're like, just tell Ryan he's just going to have to go get him tomorrow morning. And then I'd just wake up

to Ryan in my fucking bedroom because our front door was always open. Just being like, hey, we got to go in now. And I'm like, thanks, buddy.

That's awesome because I love having a human alarm clock because alarm clocks don't really do it for me. I guess one of my answers to this question would be Greg Olson's kickball tournament would be a bad one, which, by the way, on next episode, Wednesday's episode, we are going to have Billy on, and we are going to talk about getting drunk and fucking up at work because um billy has a bit of a situation with uh part of my take he got drunk and i actually don't know i was told i was like don't tell me what happened i know he's suspended i know it was

because he got drunk at a work event or something like that and didn't do work or whatever i was like don't tell me we'll talk about the show um but i will tell him my tale of the gregor's kickball tournament which was a battle i'm asleep to we just hit that anniversary right because you had or i don't know this day in barcelona tweeted maybe it was the anniversary of the bat because it was the bet of you getting the racing tribe yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah so yeah i guess we won't know it'll be i used to get anniversaries happen every year i don't think they do i think they happen once every 10 years but here barstool sports we think differently uh that was in 2013 so it's not today is the 10-year anniversary of barstool chicago getting launched i'm like i didn't really like

i didn't realize we beat them by, like, a few weeks. What? Like, KFC Radio was around longer than Barstool Chicago even was. Oh, yeah. I didn't think about that. Yeah. I saw that today. I was like, oh, shit.

That's weird. Yeah. I guess KFC Radio was, then I didn't come on for a couple weeks. Yeah. And then, I guess, yeah, we probably started pretty quickly with Dan. I've been trying to narrow down what episode was your first. Some of the videos are on our YouTube backend page. Some of them aren't.

The app doesn't exist. Don't go find the KC Radio app. But then, yeah, I think we were talking about it on the 10-year. When Dan first started, we were like, it was what, like, the catalyst for Dan to go full-time was, I think at least one of the many factors, I'm sure, was him doing KFC Radio, because we were trying to figure out how we were going to do it with him, and we were just going to have him wear a mask the whole episode, because he still was a job, and he was anonymous. Oh, that's right.

So it was just going to be him, and we were thinking maybe a mask the whole episode because he like still was a job he was anonymous oh that's right gonna be like him and like we were gonna trip everything like maybe a different mask every episode or that was gonna be a pricey uh yeah and he's like you know what i want to just take a job here and fill my face yeah that would be better that would probably work out better for everyone that would save he was working he was working i mean he's working full-time at Barstool, but he was also working full-time at another job. Jesus. But yeah, I would guess. I mean, a doctor for surgery has to be a big one. Funeral.

Funeral? It's tough. Funeral's tough. Maybe if you're a Supreme Court justice and you miss the play, you're deciding Supreme Court justice and you missed the deciding vote. Ah, fuck. I could have stopped all this.

I don't know if we want to get into it. I didn't know that could be overturned. Dude, we're not going to get into it too much. It's obviously fucking insane and disgusting and all that stuff. But I did Sunday, Friday, I was like i did sunday on friday i was like i had so many tweets i was like i'm not gonna get into it we're not gonna do this and then like i had a couple drinks and i was like maybe we'll dip our toe in the water i was like no i'm not doing this i'm not doing this i was away the whole weekend i was like

i'm not gonna bring it up here i'm not gonna start a thing here but i'm gonna keep it on twitter yeah so i'd be be having a casual conversation. I'd be like, these motherfuckers. But I said to Jackie earlier, I was like, now I have to be an activist. You guys have pissed me off so much. It's fucking crazy. I remember when I think it was in Kavanaugh's hearings. They're like, he's going to be a guy to overturn Roe v. Wade.

And I was like, that's in my own head, I was like, no way. Even a month and a half ago when they're like, Roe v. Wade is going to be overturned. I'm like, this is like the planet's going to die. We're going to figure it out. It's going to be fine. Then it happened. I'm like, the planet's going to die. Yeah.

I believe all of them now. Everybody warning me about shit I'm like you're right The craziest part of it is that He was like in his what do they call it The statement no Oh dissent He was like by the way we also should

Overturn or revisit Everything else It's like wait what It was like gay marriage It was like every I think inter gay marriage. It was like, it was like every, I think interracial marriage might've been one of them. Yeah.

Dude, it's crazy. No, it couldn't be because he's black and his wife's white. That'd be crazy. Actually, that'd be a sick way to get a divorce. Imagine that Clarence Thomas overturns interracial marriage as he divorces his wife.

That'd be so sick. That would be... You gotta tip your cap to that. This super PAC gave me all this money. I'm not giving a fucking doctor. Why? God. That is... I just want to say,

I won't go into it. Jackie, I think if anyone wants to go into it, you can absolutely go into it. I was just going to say, I just feel the need to at least say something. And it's just, all it says is just incredibly fucked up. And I'm like, piss. I'm like, so piss.

I do admit a small super perverted part of me does like when awful things happen. And then they show the map of America and it's like hey everything's still normal up here and you're like oh yeah we live in the good part okay

every map ever it's like yo that top right they're fine I was so nervous seeing that map being like don't do Illinois don't do Illinois alright fucking head stops right below even I was I think still could. Maybe not.

I don't know. Fucking. It is. It's going to be a problem. I'm going to figure out a way to send money or something. No bueno. No bueno. But, like, also, so then I was just, like, reading shit.

And, like, it's basically, like, don't talk about it. Yeah. Because it's, like. Dude, they have to have anonymous period tracking apps. That's insane. Yeah, which they're not. But it was as real as... It's like Snapchat being like, we don't save all this. Yeah.

Five years later, oh, here. You remember when you took this when you were shit-faced at 3 a.m.? Speaking of that, people who have TimeHop are fucking insane. That's a quick aside. TimeHop got bought by Facebook. So everyone just has it against their will. I've never gotten. TimeHop got bought by Facebook. So everyone just has it against their will. I've never gotten a TimeHop. Facebook has memories.

That was them buying TimeHop. Snapchat's part of Facebook. Oh, I don't use either of those apps, I guess. Watch our Snapchat show. Both KC Radio and Answer the Internet. But it was like It was like Don't

This is obviously This is advice for people in States where abortion is now legal Illegal But it was like Don't Google the word Don't fucking search anything Because now

They're tracking all that stuff And now they'll use it to prosecute you They'll use your internet search history To prosecute you And I was like So you can't like... And it was like telling... I do think it's probably pretty dangerous for people to be like...

What do they call them? Like angel somethings? Where people were like, come stay here. You can come stay at my house to get an abortion in my state. Oh, yeah, yeah. It was like, guess what? It was like, you're going to get prosecuted too by the people in that state.

I was like, what the fuck is going on? This is crazy. What the fuck is going on? And then crazy. What the fuck is going on? And then there's the fucking real fucking piece of shit states that are adding bounties to it. And I'm like, you're all. Yeah, I forgot about that. You know who my favorite?

That's fucking insane, dude. You know who's going to save us? Possibly the Jews. It's in Jewish religion that if the child puts the mother at risk of life, that you protect the mother. So this is against religious persecution. It's religious persecution of Jewish people, which everyone's always cared about. One of the stronger things. So right now in Florida, they're fighting DeSantos on it, like, immediately.

Just being like, they immediately lawyered up and are attacking it. So that might become a good precedent. I'm not sure. I'm, like, I've said I'm not, I've been lucky. Yeah, I'm all fucking white male, middle class. Pretty good hand. But I'm not that well educated where, like, now I'm like, all right now I'm like, all right, we have two weeks off. I'm about to fucking spend my two weeks.

Yeah. Starting this Wednesday? Yeah. Fuck yeah. Yeah. Wednesday to July 12th. Dope. So during that time, I'm like, I'm spending a large portion of this just looking shit

up. So that way I'm not just being like, oh, I'm mad and I don't know why. I need to be able to- You're joking off there? Huh? That was't know why. Like, I need to be able to. You drank it all day? Huh? That was a tough one. Oh, man. I can't do cream pies anymore.

No, no, no. If we stop, they win. If we stop, they win. I don't know if I can say that. I thought that one earlier. I don't know if I can say that. I thought that one earlier. I don't know how we got here. But, yes. It was a gentle...

We gently touched this line. Then we're like, all right, let's work on it. The, uh... Yeah. So, missing alarms sucks. Tell me you're're going to do. What's the moment like set? What's our next voicemail?

All right, KFC fights. I'll make this one quick. Just bought tickets to the Providence show. So let's fucking go. But I'm going by myself. I don't know anyone up here. I just moved back up to Boston for the summer. So you guys should do something at your live show to get

the people who go by themselves who don't know anybody. Do like a matchmaking thing or like KFC Jeopardy or I don't know, something. Just an idea. Yes, I'm desperate. I've been single forever, so let's go.

Okay, brother, up. Sorry, what was his question? So he's going single live show, wants us to do some kind of matchmaking shit. I do know Heather also tweeted this. Yeah. So I think I quote tweeted Heather. Also, get your tickets to your problem show. On Comedy Connection, I think.

But I quote to you why do we have like a weird amount of people who come to our shows solo and someone probably gave the most accurate

but also like rude response not rude but like we love you but we're embarrassed to talk to our friends about it and like

it's probably what it is and that sucks tell our friends about it. And it's probably what it is. And that sucks. Tell your friends about it. Tell your friends about it. It kind of does, but I do like it in the sense of like, imagine the first person would be like, hey, do you listen to Comptown? Yeah.

And it's like, I'm sorry, what did you just fucking say? And then people listen to Comptown, and it's like, oh, this is fucking great. I think that's what it is. It's because when you hear a cold open sometimes and they're super fucking aggressive, it's a bit to step into. But I do think it's awesome. I think Heather did say

she found a date. She's going with just a first date to our live show, which also I encourage. Yeah, I very strongly encourage that. But what was his question? Oh, he wants to do the matchmaker thing? What? I don't know what that is. I don't like playing matchmaker. I'm going to be honest about that. But what was his question? Oh, he wants to do the matchmaker thing? What? I don't know what that is. I don't like playing matchmaker. I'm going to be honest about that.

I don't have matchmaker vibes. I don't have... We did ASL for a while. That was uncomfortable. That did not work out. It did not work out at all.

But I don't... Yeah, I don't... I think of anything, like maybe we do a single stable. But also... Ooh! But no, I want them to fucking talk to each other. Listen to me.

It's my show. True. Yeah, I don't know what else we could do there where it's like... Maybe we just make everybody that's single stand up. We'll make let's we'll make them all kiss yeah everyone's a kiss yeah yeah a while ago you were yeah the people who come to kfc radio single in providence fuck yes you have to come up on stage and kiss

and we will judge the passionate aspect of it you will tell us if it was uh sparks fly or not which is actually one of the more unique things a kiss i can like is for real for real yeah definitely like oh this is not it at all and actually we had the aci question like if you could be best at one of the bases i never think kissing but it has to be kissed that question always reminds me of uh all right here we go uh girl in high school swear guys you was trying to bite my teeth. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. And I just went, no, fucking.

Been trying for this for a week and a half. We are done here. Right. It was like the first kiss? It was like, not my first kiss ever. No, no, no. I know, but you had the first kiss with her. Yeah.

And it was just like, oh, this is done. This is done to me. How can I get out of here? I've pushed through, but it's like i'm not gonna call you ever again the but yeah that's what you'll all find out you'll find out everyone who comes single we will take your name tweet us your name and we'll do a segment we come on stage and kiss i could i i realized last time i could do um beforehand while our thing is flipping through. What? When our slideshow is flipping through beforehand, there's a slideshow that flips through.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I forgot you're backstage the whole time. No, I've seen it briefly. Yeah, yeah. But I could do like scan this QR code and let us know if you're single here. And we could have names pop up and we just pick a random. Yeah. What do you think?

Yeah, and it's not going to be like guy and girl. I was going to say, I was going to say, what do you think the ratio of guy to girl? Imagine you come out six to one. You come and it's just like, John's got to kiss Steve. And a crowd of people are going to judge how passionately it was.

Providence, we're locking up the phones. We're going to go gonna go Chappelle with it That would be fucking That would be a real twist That would be a real fucking twist How'd the show go? I don't know

I think I fucking need to hang up I don't know what he's saying The spark's blue man I don't know Maybe they're right When's the parade? What was the question on this I have no idea Oh I've asked that

Like three times now The kissing thing We'll do a kissing Next voicemail Last voicemail What's up Kevin John

Crew in the back Special shout out To SPBC The goat Quick Would you rather Would you rather Only be able to use Shout out to SPBC, the GOAT. Quick, would you rather only be able to use 3G internet service or have to catch every red light when you drive? Let me know.

Shout out, baby. 3G took a while, but you were still able to download porn on it, so I'll take 3G. It's a pain. I'll probably lose my job. Or every time you're driving, you hit every red light. Oh, God. Yeah.

Well, I don't know. I'm driving? I don't drive, actually. You don't drive. Fuck. Let me run it back. I went too much out too quick. What do you say in a car?

Or have to catch every red light when you drive. When you drive? Loophole? Oh, there we go. I don't have a license. I need to get one. Zach is like, no. This is my show.

That's not how the voiceover goes. And what's the deal with alarm clocks? Yes, using the loophole, obviously, I'm a person who doesn't drive very often. But I don't know. I don't remember how slow. Because in my memory, 3G was rocket fast. Yeah, what do we have now? Like 5G plus?

Oh, shit. 5G ultra wide. 5G ultra wide. The, yeah, I don't really like fucking, it's almost like HD, right? When I watched TV in 1998, I wasn't like, this is blurry. That was fucking, that was awesome. It was crystal clear. So 3G in my memory is really, really fast.

Yeah. fucking that was awesome it was crystal clear so 3g in my memory is really really fast yeah i that's i feel like 3g was probably around 10 years ago now that's why i said like you still download porn on a flip phone port um i think that was that might have just been a g i don't know but i do think you could get used to it even with bad tvs like when we had glenn on he was talking about how some tvs automatically do like the enhanced sharpness and everything looks like a soap opera i hate that but two minutes into watching i could get over it yeah yeah like it's not a problem even even like a lot of uh a lot of sports are in 720 no one knows that i don't know what that means 720 is like 1080 is like the standard no one realizes sports are like in 720 they No one knows that. I don't even know what that means. 720 is 1080 is like the standard. No one realizes. Sports are like

in 720 they just do it at 60 frames and it's fine. So what I'm saying is like you could trick your brain. You could get over it pretty quick to do 3G I think. So I think I would do 3G. But here's the thing though because the only thing worse than not having internet. The 6 hour drive if

I just stopped at a fucking light on the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No chance. But the – Because it's the end. You get off the highway and there's fucking 30 lights. And you're like, this is going to take just as long as the last 60 miles. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

I couldn't do that. Even a quick run to the store takes forever. But the only thing worse than like, I've decided because like the train, which I've taken many times this weekend, multiple trains,

for some reason the 95 corridor, which is the most important part of this fucking world, and the only part where things are still normal and reasonable,

like literally it's the most important part of the fucking world, the 95 corner um for some reason whether you're on the highway or on the train which you know kind of follows the highway the internet sucks it's always going on it's always like the wi-fi starts to suck the my fucking for some reason i can't log into amtrak's wi-fi and it's been it's been 10 years for me now and i just can't get to work still still. No, they log in, and they're like,

ah, it just loaded. Yeah, and it never happens. I don't think they have a router back there. I think they're just fucking with us. But so I can't fucking watch, like, my Netflix will pause, all that shit, and the only thing, which is, like, you know, real first-world problems,

but the only thing that is worse, I wish it was just, I wish it was, like, there's no Wi-Fi, there's no internet, there's no reception, so I would's no internet. There's no reception. So I would be like, okay, I'll find something else to do. But instead continuing to fight with a bad reception or bad internet is – it is a hell that I cannot imagine. It's another AGI question, I think.

Like what's the most – or what's something you do in heck, which is for people not as bad. Not bad enough to go to hell, but I think they go in heck. That's like something like this. You'd have 3G the whole time. You would just fucking finish the show! It's a show I've seen 7,000 times because it's the only kind of show you watch. By the way, quick tangent here too, did the new Peaky Blinders just suck?

No one, I haven't seen it yet. No one said anything about it. I finished it yesterday. Is it good? No. Okay. No, no. Like, if you didn't see it, I don't want to say anything. There are parts of it that were very good, but the fact that they're going to wrap up with a movie.

Oh, I didn't know that. There's a movie? That was supposed to be the last season and then a movie. Oh, I didn't know there was a movie. I don't like that. Because they do so much development in the show. I hate how all fucking shows do this now. We're part show, we're part movie.

We're actually a six-episode movie. No, you're a fucking TV show. So what sucks about it, too, is, like, Helen McCrory, I think that's her name. She's dead. Her dying, like, I think they handled it well, but also there were definitely scenes. You're like, that character was supposed to be her. Yeah, yeah yeah yeah absolutely

and like I think it was I did still like it it was what was good was I actually watched like the first five I was trying to watch the last one in Chicago and I was just falling asleep

so I had to like stop I waited a week I was able to think about it a bit and then come back to it the last season or last episode? last episode you waited a week to watch the last episode?

I was just. That's insane behavior. I was so. I was just busy the entire week. And like literally middle of Chicago. It was. I might have been on an edible. I might have been falling asleep.

I was like I can't do anymore. So I got a week to like sit and think about it. And like I think that did like improve it for me. Because I was able to think about like all the plot lines that were going on and i was like no way they wrap this up and but then like halfway through that last episode i'm like wait did they actually say they're doing a movie or no like maybe this is a covet thing like maybe that was before i was like when did i read that but i think they are doing a movie next um but it's just like it was good but not –

You don't say a lot of words to say it was not very good. Well, I'm trying – it's more like it's – I'm not trying to ruin anything. Like that's – I'm trying to be very careful of that. So it's making it probably sound worse. But it was good. But I think that another season is what it needs. It doesn't need a movie. Unless the movie is like a fucking three-hour epic,

but the last episode was an hour and a half. So it's like you could do a lot more over the course of the season. That actually makes sense, but I don't know. I think it was good, but... I don't believe you. Definitely could have been better. They just left a lot on the table. It's as much as I can say.

If you want to watch it by tomorrow. Your transition sessions are just... I don't have transition sessions. You don't do transition sessions. I don't do segues. I respect that. When I was very young, Daniel Tosh had a joke where he's like, I hate segues.

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BlueNile.com today. Josh Richards. Let's talk during an interview. Josh Richards is the man, by the way. Josh Richards is very, very cool. I like him a lot. Loves being girl. Loves being girl. That's right. I forgot about that. You gonna have him on your podcast soon?

Yeah. Lock it on your guys' basketball net in the office. Oh, yeah? How many weird bits have people asked you to do so far? I mean, I just ate like a bean Reese's Pieces buttercup or whatever. It was really weird. There were like beans in it instead of beans. Are they good?

You're a bean guy? I like baked beans. Yeah. I'm a believer that baked beans are the most underrated food on the planet oh wow i actually agree with that because it's like people clown beans yeah but they're so fucking delicious maple beans or something like that you know what i mean a little bit of bacon in there put some of that brown sugar in yeah talk to me i'll do bushes i wouldn't put it in the microwave i don't even want to i'll just fucking yeah like Oh just cold Dude like a homeless guy In Dennis the Menace

Yeah no problem That's a reference You wouldn't even come Close to understanding I have my good I know Dennis the Menace He was like the little kid That was making all the trouble

I actually feel like You do a good job Being informed enough About like Shit that happened Before you I feel like I try my best

I also think that I had a VHS tape When I was a kid Cause my parents Didn't even know what that is Wait you had a VHS Yeah yeah Up until I feel like I tried my best. I also think that I had a VHS tape when I was a kid. See, like, parents didn't even know what that is. You had a VHS? Yeah, yeah.

Up until I was, like, probably, like, five. You watched a VHS? All we had were VHS tapes in my house. Were your parents broke? Yeah. Come on.

Don't diss on the family now. You would have VHS tapes. We weren't Blu-ray. Let's just say that, all right? But, no, yeah, we had the VHS vhs tape so it's like all the old movies on there so i think it was just like watching movies like my grandfather and like my parents and whatnot so it's just like i got to watch some of the old stuff but then there's also like times like on bffs and they'll pull up a picture of elton john and i'm like i don't know dude we always talk about that and and your show is one

of the one of the reasons we did because like it seemed like once a week there was a clip from bffs where old people were yelling at you that you didn't know an old person and young people were yelling at dave that they didn't know a new person it was like yeah man that's how this fucking works exactly time right this is how it goes guess what he's gonna die before these people too like this is how age and time works man concept time is there there always is a couple though that like, like, there's no reason you should know this person. But when you don't, it's like, cuts me to the core. Bro, I had a meltdown last week.

I had the realization the first fake ID that I ever had was from the 1970s. Wow. That's like a century ago. Dude, when he told me that, I had to get up and walk around the room. It's just like, I don't know why it just popped into my head. That's crazy. Every time you say it. I know.

It gets worse and worse. It's literally like half a century, actually. Yeah. No, it's like 50 fucking years. It was the very end. Oh, my God. Yeah, it is. So it was the very end of the 70s And the very beginning of the 2022s

But it is five decades Oh my god Kevin We gotta stop talking about this I'm gonna die soon It makes me change the way I think about you I'm just gonna be dead honest I know I'm like officially just an old dude now

My dad was born in the 70s Yeah right Right His dad was born in the 70s And I needed to pretend to be someone from the 70s to drink because I was like 20 in 2000. Right. No, no, no.

I was – how old am I? I was born in 85. So in order to be – yeah, when I was drinking when I was like 15, 16, I needed to be 20. Right. That's just how math works. And I was like – isn't it 21? Yeah, 21. Yeah, yeah.

But yeah, I was like 20. I actually – it was my brother's that he passed me down. So I was actually like a little bit older than't it 21? Yeah, 21. Yeah. But yeah, I was like 20. I actually, it was my brother said he passed me down. So I was actually like a little bit older than you usually are with a fake ID. But nonetheless, 79, bro. I was 79 from Connecticut. That's nuts. Yeah. It renders everyone speechless.

Yeah. Yeah. So you're like 18 and rich and I'm fucking, I'm running around being a guy from Connecticut in the 70s, man. So anyway, back to beans real quick um you ever work out with beans like use them as the weights yeah ah no maybe maybe like some leg lifts maybe like you ever i don't know like put them in your tube socks maybe and do leg lifts no interesting is this something she does

yeah jackie during the pandemic jackie was trying to keep it tight well i mean i'm gonna let you explain yourself it's basically you know how you work out like everyone said during the pandemic you work out with like a makeshift whatever is with your arms you do beans right if you don't have if you don't have if you don't have dumb bellies. In the middle of the pandemic, you just don't have a house to work out. And weights were hella expensive. Right.

It was like $2 a pound or something. So if you don't have that. Turns out ankle weights are like $2. They're pretty cheap. So I did actually probably spend more on the beans, but I had them in my house. So I was like, well, if I just, and I had tube socks,

I was like, I'll just slip them in. socks So I was like I'll just slip them in And then I tweeted it Thinking everyone's gonna be like Oh my god So innovated Whatever And then everyone was like That's really weird

And then they Hell me as being And then the I mean the fact that Beans just come up regularly Every day now It's crazy You talk about beans

Like what's the show I get tagged in Five bean tweets a day This whole like ATI thing that you did, I've been tagged in like multiple times. They just asked me to come on too. But yeah, I think it's innovative. So, you know, just anytime you try to get that workout in, just think about those bean cans. I feel like I'll probably just use the dumbbells.

Probably a good idea. Probably just stick to those. But if you're ever in a pinch, you know, grab a can of beans. So what's the word with BFFs, man? I feel like BFFs was like a rocket ship and then kind of cooled off for a second, and now it's a rocket ship again. Yeah. I mean, I think the thing about it is like it blows up as drama is blowing up, right?

So it's kind of like it's always going to be in that space. So it's always just going to kind of like go with the drama if they're like this winter i guess i would call it like no no drama right nothing was going on also like i was kind of like staying at my house all day every day like i wasn't really doing much you weren't getting in trouble yeah exactly so i wasn't like doing anything to make the pod juicy and then i was saying like the last four months i've been up to more shit so then the podcast is able to so it's like you're like the lead-off hitter kind of it's like as as you go the podcast goes i mean i guess if you're calling me the lead-off yeah i mean that that uh there was a time there i mean you guys were you still are now but like

the numbers on youtube are out of control when we were in miami and we're filming for the first time that's when i was like this shit is gonna be around for a while because we we had over a million people i think we had like 1.9 million people waiting right waiting in a premiere what it broke youtube like i mean like the video like pretty much completely like crashed like it was like there were so many people waiting to watch that video at one time. It was the most nuts thing I've ever seen. I'm 20. So, like, and when did you start all this shit? Like, social media? Yeah, like, very beginning, very beginning.

Like, not for fun. Like, when were you like, this is what I'm going to do for a life? I mean, I started doing it as, like, I'm going to make money off this, though. Oh, okay. Like, right from the get-go. Was that you or was it your parents? It was a business move. It was me.

My sister actually put me in a video on her account back when it was musically not tiktok right right and then it got like 50 likes but to that to us that was huge huge like we were freaking out so there were like four comments on the post three girls were like oh what's his at and i was like all right i made it i was like all right i'll make an account so then I went and made an account. And from that point, I found out that on the live streaming sector of Musical.ly at the time, it was kind of like a white space. No one was tapping into it. Right. And then that's also how you made all the money on the app. So people would donate just like a Twitch stream or like TikTok lives now.

And they would give you the leaderboards of the top 200 spending fans every single 24 hours. So spenders, not the earners. Not earners, spenders. So it was like whoever was spending the most money. And their whole idea was like, oh, you're spending a lot of money on the app. Let's promote you kind of thing. But they're telling you, here's the mark. I was like, no, I'm going direct to consumer.

I can target the highest paying customers. This is like telling people who the addicts are. Exactly. Exactly. So I would get my sister on my family a ipad she would like sit right beside me i'd go live from 10 p.m till 2 a.m she would go through that entire list of 200 people logged into my account follow them like like 15 of their videos fuck they get 16 notifications from this random josh richards kid who's also live at the same time

they'd come in i'd know they were one of them because I'm following them. So their username shows up in red instead of white like everyone else's. And then I would just kind of like interact with them. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Be like, yo, what's up? And then they would send the first gift. And it was like 50%.

I'm a hustler, baby. Yeah, 50% went to my sister and I took the rest. And it was just like, that was our little like, I guess con we were running. Yeah, but it's not a con. I mean, you're using the weapons

they gave you. Yeah, 100 100 one of the questions i wanted to ask you but i didn't even know if it was appropriate it's gonna be like how'd you get so rich so fast and the answer is you're fucking smart and you're fucking hustler it's like it's like how does anyone get rich shout out to tiktok for giving you that information shout out even more to my sister yeah she's the real she's the real like on song hero here oh is she in the spotlight too or no no she never wanted to be like I tried hard to get her to do it with me just because like when I first was doing Videos I would do a lot more like

Cringy ass videos but also like family orientated videos and she would be in a lot of them like just like if it's like I don't know some prank or meme or whatever and she'd be involved in a lot of videos So I was like, yeah, I don't I don't need like all this for myself Like let me like help you out. Like let me blow up your account, do stuff for you. But she saw what happened in high school. She's younger by, like, a year and a half. And she saw what was kind of, like, the switch from me just being the sports kid in my town to doing social media. And how, like, everyone was chewing me apart.

The difference in, like, friendships, all that shit. So, like, she was kind of just like, ah. I mean, you're 20. You're famous. You're rich as fuck but like you probably don't have you know you're not you're never gonna have that normal yeah kid life yeah yeah she wanted to be able to have a prom yeah right be normal have a normal relationship normal friends exactly do you miss that kind of thing or i mean i guess not miss it because you never had it but do you wish you ever had it are you i mean because so many people are

like oh my god that's the dream. And then there are people who are like, I'd rather just like not have to be getting haters on the internet and people chewing me out and stalkers and whatever the shit you have to deal with. Yeah, yeah. I mean I always wanted to be like known, like since I was younger. Like I kind of looked around at my town or just like everyone there and I was like, I can't do this, bro. Like a 9 to 5, go to school, then like pay off my student debt like it was i was just like this can't be me like i gotta find something else and when i was younger i was just like oh the name josh fritz will be known in some facet i thought i was gonna be like an nhl player obviously

that didn't so it's where it starts yeah and then um from that it was like all right you look in the mirror and you're like wait a second it's to be this really good looking kid on the internet. No, I thought I was going to be like a businessman at the very beginning. I thought I was going to have like. Well, I mean, you are though. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I've definitely like incorporated that into my social media a bunch. But I thought like I had a hockey shirt company when I was younger with my buddy that actually lives with me in LA now.

And I had like a lacrosse mesh company where I was dyeing mesh and wax. You're always doing some shit. Yeah, yeah. I was like the kid going to the convenience store, buying a bunch of gum and reselling. Like that was me. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

I like that hustle. I mean, there is I I kept an eye on BFFs and a lot of shit going on just to be up on shit. But I also when I do one minute, man, I make videos making fun of Dave and all the shit on TikTok world. So I kind of know like the major player names. And for people my age, pretty much exclusively, the immediate reaction

is like, oh, fuck that kid. Yeah. And it's like 99% because of jealousy and 1% because of just like generational differences, right?

Right. But for whatever reason, there was a difference where I was always like, Josh seems like he's all right, you know? And I don't know why. I feel like you would feel

that way too, right? Yeah. Like, because we, you know, we did, we wrote blogs about like Logan Paul and Jake Paul back when they were first blowing up, and our first reaction is always like,

fuck those kids. Anytime you see someone more popular, oh, there's someone who's handsomer and funnier and more successful than me? Right. Fuck them. But there are certain guys where you kind of also go like, I don't know, but that one seems all right.

And I don't really even know why it is, but I don't know. You just come across a little more likable than some of your friends. And I'm sure they're good guys too, but just from, from like, you know, a guy who has a fake ID from the seventies point of view,

sometimes the reaction is just like, ah, like fuck this. Yeah. Right. And let, you know, you'll probably do it to the next generation after you or whatever,

but for sure. But I don't know. I think the reason why BFFs works is there's something a little more, maybe, you know, maybe it is the business mind or whatever, where you're just like a little more savvy, I guess. I don't know. Because, I mean, most people who are 18, 19, 20 years old and rich as fuck is not going to be polite or endearing or whatever.

You're going to be like a rock star. I wouldn't be. I would be – I'm 33 and I'm not polite. And you're not rich. And I'm not rich or famous. Yo, it's. Do you, when you're doing BFS and you're kind of saying how the drama goes, do you ever

try and be like a puppet master in LA? Are you like, or are you ever out being like, dude, if I do this, the pot will go nuts this week? I mean, I've definitely like had times where like I'm in the middle of a situation or like I'm at, you know, I'm out like at a club or something and dancing with a girl or something and I can see... I'm like, damn, man. This shit is about to be all over the podcast.

Stuff like that. I feel like when I'm in it, I'm like, yep, this is going to be a thing. But are you ever like, it's been a slow week. I'm going to go dance with that girl. Oh, no. I feel like I kind of just had it naturally happen. Yeah, just like, ah, girl Oh no No no I feel like I kinda just like It just happened It just happened naturally Yeah But yeah

Just like Ah naturally No but I mean that's We always get accused of Like this is fake This is a work Barstool's scripting this And it's like

For all Everything From you know 20 years ago till now And it's just like No man Like fact is stranger than fiction Life is

Life's weird and messy and crazy Yeah And I can't I mean to think That people think it's fake That a bunch of like Young rich famous people Are getting involved in drama than fiction life is life's weird and messy and crazy yeah and i can't i mean to to think that people think it's fake that a bunch of like young rich famous people are getting involved in drama or like you don't need to fake it you don't need to force it it's just gonna of course like yeah yeah exactly same shit like of course i'll post tiktok videos and like you know i'm like

i know what i'm doing in the tiktok videos like if i have like the girl come over for the podcast or whatnot or she was already there and then we're filming the pod or whatever happens. It's like, if I'm filming Tik TOKs with her, I'm going to like, you know, I'm juicing it up a little bit. Right. Right.

Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. Right.

Right. Right. Right. Right. Right. But it's like, it's not like I'm then going out after and being like, all right,

this happened, this happened, but it did coordinate the whole thing. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah.

Um, so you, you, the, it all started with like a Instagram live with Dave, right? Yeah. You set that up or he set with Dave right Yeah You set that up

Or he set that up Or fans set that up Or what We reached out to him Because we saw A tweet that he Put out Just saying like

Why are these wiggle dickers Showing up Yeah wiggle dickers That's right Yeah that's what he That was like the Yeah that I mean that's where

We are We were like We write blogs We're not comedians But we're trying to be funny And we're writing And we're doing videos And real shit.

And these fucking wiggle dickers are blowing up. You ever watch an old journalism movie or something like that? And there's this fucking fat, drunk, old guy who's like, this is how journalism is supposed to be done. Newspapers. You pound pavement. You knock on doors. And we were that of the internet. We were here when it first started.

You don't just dance on a video. That's not how you get famous. Apparently it is. And it's exactly how you do it. It's exactly how it works. But now I am remembering Dave being like, I played sports when I was 18. I didn't dance. I played sports.

But I'm way more athletic than Dave. There's like a 0% chance he's ever been more athletic than me in his entire life. Dude, he just – Ever. In one moment. Like ever. There's like a 0% chance he's ever been more athletic than me in his entire life. In one moment. I like broken ribs. No, when he was 18 and I'm 18, I'm beating him in every sport. Not one sport he's beating

me in. 2020, I'm beating him in every sport. Wow. What sport is he going to beat me in? Yeah, I mean... He would argue baseball. Okay, okay, okay. Actually, okay. Maybe he would take me in baseball.

You don't play baseball, right? I mean, I did pretty fucking great in the All-Star game, but. Oh, yeah, that's right. That's right. You were in the Celebrity All-Star game, right? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, that was softball, right? It's whatever, three up, three down.

No, I mean, Dave had a legit swing. swing dave i mean as much as his guts he is he is like weirdly good at like all sorts of shit though it's like i don't like flip this bottle i know like he'll you know he's better than you would expect for especially baseball but baseball isn't like i'm gonna get hate for saying this but i don't think baseball is really you don't need to be super athletic no no you don't right like it's it's it's just – I mean, the more athletic you are, it's obviously good. But is it more of a talent and a skill and hand-eye coordination and shit? Yeah, 100%. These days the players are definitely more athletic.

Back in the day. When I was younger. Yeah, you smoked and stayed. You could have Matt Stairs dropping a 500-foot bomb. The golden days, man. You missed out. It was great. Let me tell you, kid.

Maybe I would have liked – But hockey? Hockey, yeah. Have you done a goalie challenge with him yet i haven't i mean how the fuck has that not happened yet yeah we should do that you know why that hasn't happened because he knows i would absolutely because he's lost his fastball and in this case it's hockey but uh i believe i still currently have the record for most goals against him in the goalie challenge i i that video resurfaced recently have you seen that i haven't oh we gotta give you that footage to make sure

you play on the show. Because the goalie challenge morphed into this thing where you have to stand stationary like 150 feet away from Dave in goal, and you can't work any angles. And yeah, he stops like 9 out of 10. He was just like, it was like penalty shots. Like, it was just like a breakaway. We were on ice. And it was just like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.

This was like 10 years ago. And it was on ice. Yeah, yeah. I mean, so, I mean, you went like. I thinkaway. We were on ice. And it was just like, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom. This was like 10 years ago. And it was on ice. Yeah, yeah. I mean, so, I mean, you went like. I think I went seven for 10. Yeah. I mean, it was lights out. But I mean, he doesn't play goalie.

He's not. It's actually, I'm embarrassed I didn't go 10 for 10. Right. He doesn't play goalie. He's not a hockey goalie. He's not a hockey goalie. I mean, at the time, I probably hadn't played hockey in seven to 10 years. So, like, I've been a lot of myself as well. I mean, that's time, I probably hadn't played hockey in seven to ten years. So I've been a lot of myself as well.

I mean, that's a big difference maker. But, you know, then these guys in the NHL came in, and like I said, with that setup, he had a few saves, and all of a sudden, he's like, I could fill in. I could be your emergency goalie. I was like, Jesus. I don't know about that. But I played goalie against P.K. Subban, and I was like, I think I only landed like two goals on ten shots. What?

Yeah. Was he just teeing up from like the blue line? Dude, P.K. Subban, and I was like, I think I only landed, like, two goals on ten shots. What? Yeah. Was he just teeing up from, like, the blue line? Dude, P.K. Subban. I mean, he came in a couple times. I was making some robs. To be fair, it was road hockey. Okay. But it was still P.K. Subban, man.

It was still P.K. Subban. Dude, P.K., when he was on the Canadiens and the Bruins were, I think, like, two or three years in a row against the Canadiens, he would be the one player when the puck touched his stick. I was like, oh, fuck, I know what's about to happen. And every time it did. It did. Yeah, without fail.

So anyway, it's you and Dave, right, start this thing. And then Brianna comes out of the clouds, starting out as kind of like a, you know, give me some information on TikTok. And now she's a fucking rock star. Oh, my God. She's about to blow all you guys out of the water. I know.

I'm, like, getting worried. She's the new hustler, man. She's about to blow all you guys out of the water. I know. I'm getting worried. She's the new hustler, man. She's looking down that list. At the start, it was BFFs with Dave Portnoy and Josh Richards. And then it took a while. And then we added the Brianna name there. But you just pooped me and Dave's name out of there. For real.

It's just a Brianna show at this point. Get the fuck out of here, man. And on top of that, you've got your hands on a million other things, right? Been doing a lot in the production space right now because we do have a production company at Crosscheck. And then also have a venture fund. So that as well. I remember being 20 years old with a venture fund is fucking wild. That shit is crazy.

You realize how absurd this is, right? Yeah. And fucking 10 minutes ago, we asked if you wish you could go to prom. You're like, no, man. I have a venture fund. I'm going to the Oscars this year. I'm okay, man. But do you, like, grasp how absurd this is?

Like, in the history of the world, even in the history of like famous people, to be where you're at monetarily, fame-wise, all that shit, success-wise, opportunity-wise at your age. I mean you're probably like the top 1% of people who have like ever fucking lived. Thank you. That's insane. That means a lot. Yeah. No, I think it's kind of like one of those things when you're in it, you don't realize how crazy it really is, right? Because he was probably just your life.

Yeah, like, I mean, like, it was just like, all right, let's start a venture fund. Like, I've been angel investing for six months now. It's like, what's the next step? Probably go raise some capital. So then it was. I think if you have. Sorry to keep interrupting. No, no, no.

Like, we talked to a lot of comedians and they have like a 20 year grind and then they make it. So there's like a before and after and i can compare like times but you know unless you're talking about comparing to when you were fucking eight yeah you really just don't it's just been life for you right yeah yeah i mean it took a while for me to blow up on like the social media apps like i was doing uh musically and tiktok probably for like three years which isn't like the longest time ever but three years until i really started getting traction and we went and did that tour called lights out tour and that's when it really like started for us because what was that how he like just it was just like a meet and greet yeah yeah

so um it was like uh we were all 17 and 16 i think like all the boys and we all like had known each other on social media and like had partied with each other at events before and whatnot like the playlists or vid cons of the world and then we were like why don't we just do our own tour across the states like yeah this will get our fans like super excited it might like help us grow a little bit too and it absolutely did because everyone had an opinion on it like if it was youtubers hating on us yeah or the tiktok world loving it it was everyone was talking about it which was great all publicity is good it's very much like it's almost like wrestling like uh like wcw wwf it's like different people have different allegiances yeah it's like the youtubers and the tiktokers like the fact that

you can't i don't like long form video i like short form video yeah yeah it's definitely wild now and i can kind of tell though i feel like you look back on some of those dancing videos and you're not, you know. Not exactly proud of some of those. Don't love it. But fuck that. But at the same time, it's like I always look at it and it's like, you know, like if I went back, would I do it differently? Probably fucking not. No.

No. You know what I mean? Do whatever gets you the right fucking year. Exactly. So I look at it as like, you know, I have to pay my dues a little bit. But I think if you look back on your old shit and you are kind of cringy about it, you're like, ugh. That's what it's supposed to be. That's what it's supposed to be. That's why I don't get people who have fucking time hop.

I'm like, I don't want to see shit I posted yesterday, let alone fucking nine years ago. I was a different person then. The way you dress, the way you act. Yeah. And then if you're in the business of some sort, the jokes you tell, the music you make, the dances you did, whatever. The thing that's funny for me, I would do it in a fucking heartbeat if I could. The difference for me, and I think for, again, the vast majority of guys my age or just guys in general, when you're like 16 to 20, it's weird just saying this with you like here but like being sexy trying to be like hot is fucking weird like you guys on the camera like like with your fucking like eyes and you're like

it's like it was the lip lick but that's also because if i was fucking 16 years old and i made eyes and licked people would be like get the fuck out of here if i did it and chicks wanted to fuck me i'd be like well i'm doing this all the time. So it's a matter of can you do it and can you not do it? But when you can't and you're a hater or when you're a little bit older or whatever, it's like, what is going on?

Right, right. Because it's also probably like, how the fuck does that shit work? You know what I mean? I mean, Dave, you know, we sounded like old man, like the Neanderthals, but it used to be like, I'm good at sports. That's why chicks like me. I'm the quarterback.

I'm whatever. It's like, well now I can dance and fucking wear rings. Yeah, yeah. The kids that were like the outcast emo kids back in high school aren't even so talented. Or the Italians.

You were in Memphis and you're not Italian? Yeah, I kind of got that taste of that. i grew up with a lot of guidos like jersey shore guidos so i had a lot of like guys legit wearing makeup and jewelry and the hair all manicured and manicured nails and everything and i was always like what the fuck is that but they wouldn't even those guys weren't like fucking let me do this dance but like, like, I don't go up to girls and, like, just start dancing in front of them. Why not? I would. I would, bro.

I'd be like, yo, what up? PK Subban goes up and starts to pretend to dangle a puck. Do what works, man. Do what works. No, but, I mean, those are funny to look back on. What do you think your, like, most embarrassing video? Oh, I know yours. It's a comment.

All my comment. Yeah, all my athletic shit. But I'm trying to think aside from that. No, the thing I least, I'm sure my most embarrassing thing I have truly, genuinely suppressed. I don't know it. Yeah. I would need like a fucking hypnotist. Right, right.

You've buried that so deep. Yeah, to like access my brain. But also there's something freeing, or maybe it's just unhealthy psychology, but like once you've been embarrassed enough or gone through some real shit, it's just unhealthy uh psychology but like once you've been embarrassed enough or gone through some real shit it's like i don't fuck i truly don't some people say i don't care yeah and they care some people say like it doesn't bother me it bothers me some people have figured out a way to they're bothered but they don't let it affect them and then there are people who truly don't fucking care anymore and when you reach that point it's it's really freeing because

it's like i don't know i'll do yeah i'll do that and, it's really freeing because it's like, I don't know, I'll do, yeah, I'll do that and I might look stupid or you'll beat me or I'll lose or whatever it is.

I don't fucking care as long as the register's ringing, man. As long as, you know, it's working. It's like, at that point,

once you really view it as work, and for me, that shit happened to me when I had kids, when I went through some serious shit, like, to have the foresight

to understand that, like, are you still getting, do you still get, like, get like bothered by i don't know someone's like i think this guy's better than you i think his content's better he's funnier he's better looking whatever the yeah yeah yeah hate is i mean like i feel like i've always been someone that's been able to like i take that shit pretty easily or just like yeah whatever just because i feel like i learned that through high school it was just like when people were saying it to me in the hallways or like in person that hurt more than like a comment like i'm like a fucking comment who gives a shit i just turn my

phone off or like so like you would you would go you would go to like normal high school yeah you blown up and kids would be well i the thing was is like i was in that weird i would say like awkward stage where it's like i hadn't blown up yet right but i had some followers right that's the worst place to be because it's like agreed it's like because everyone can still make fun of you and everything but it's like once you get to a point then they all start texting you like oh i want to come down yeah once all of a sudden you fucking own a mansion and you're you know they're like oh i always i always thought it was so cool what you did okay buddy i still have my wax mesh wax tea, dude. Did you ever have a list of people that you were like, fuck that guy.

That guy's cool. If they ever do come around calling, then you would be like, I remember you. Nope. No, I just had a pretty, I would say, tight circle of friends that I just stuck with through high school. And they had been my friends for the longest time, for through like hockey or i think that are they still out there with you uh i mean i'm still like they'll fly out or i'll fly out all the time like that surprised me sometimes my one friend gavin he's actually moved from like the town we lived in together to come and live with me so he's been out there for like a year but they're not famous

yeah like no normal friends any they're not famous at all. See, that's what I mean. Like, yeah, these were the kids I've known since I was, like, they came to my Christmas Eve with, like, their family. You know what I'm saying? Because they'll be like, you're a fucking, you're a, it's almost like, like, fucking, what is it? The, and this, this is, this sounds very hyperbolic, but, like, I don't, it's not really for you. What, what, what Roman emperor was it who would have hired someone when he was like walking through town to just whisper like hey you're just a man you're just a man because people down yeah and that's what you're not anything special you're just

a man yeah that's what your best friends are they like to you're a fucking loser like when you go out like oh sometimes I do can you stop call me a loser cuz that kind of hurts my feelings my best friends'm not asking for these pictures. My best friends would be, oh, KFC's out tonight, not Kevin. When I would say anything remotely, you know, whatever, or people took pictures or whatever it was, it was always like they immediately chopped me down. Oh, yeah. And it was like, yeah, can we just like celebrate for a minute?

Can we enjoy this for a second? But I would bet that any of the tiktokers youtubers young famous people child stars whatever that either become assholes or have problems or whatever they go through it's because they don't have normal friends none of them really do that's a problem right like they're all out there in la and it's like it is hard to ask a friend to be like hey drop everything you're doing and come move to la just so you can keep me humble yeah like that's an important keep me in check but my buddy gab like he works for the crosscheck company so it's like he's been out there for a year doing like real fucking work and then at the same time it's like you know if i'm

out or i'm starting to get like an ego about did they actually check you though oh he had moments where they're like yo like gab will be like yo you're being a fucking douche but yeah like chill out and then it's just like it's kind of like we laugh like i like i'm like oh yeah okay yeah and then it's like he laughs i laugh and then it's good it's good it's over and it's like all right done with the douchery right that's smart no that that is that is clutch like always try to keep that because that's like the the difference between i think being liked and being really successful versus like i have money right because you can have money and you know nothing else what about i feel like there was a natural split with female tiktokers and

and guy tiktokers right it was like hype house and um sway house that was like guy girl no no no so i thought that was split sway was just guys okay and that was our house right um we just thought it was a terrible idea to live with i mean we just thought it was a bad idea to live with girls yeah we were just like there's no way that's gonna end well and then the Hype House had both and then there were like girl content houses that started getting

made after and everything like that and those are for the most part you guys coexist or there's drama and beef and shit

there was hella beef between like Sway and Hype and that's because everyone's talking about each other yeah it was just like it's fucking like

the show Friends is what I like to say it's just so incestuous you know what I'm saying each other yeah it was just like it's like it's fucking like the show Friends is what I like to say it's just so incestuous yeah I mean well it's just I mean at that age

you know hormones flying around hormones are fucking out of control at any age it feels like they have like any rules

you have no real responsibilities you have all the money all the fame and you can do like whatever you want whenever you want and you're all good looking

it's just like and then paparazzi is just like Hollywood fix. It's just falling. That's like, you know, your, your early,

you know, fucking love life, romantic life on camera is fucking weird as fuck. We, we went through the people from, do you know, say by the bell? Yes.

Yeah. Cause like they, they had their first kiss on camera. Like they were like, I had never kissed a boy or a girl and I didn't do it for the show. Yeah, yeah. And then we all started hooking up, and it became a whole mess. But then even in that, actually it was a different interview, but it was with Mario Lopez, who's like, I mean, I'm sure you know who Mario Lopez is, but he's also on Saved by the Bell.

And they basically had Hype House, but it was so long ago that they didn't have cameras in their paparazzi. They all lived together? They lived in the same apartment complex. It was an apartment complex. So they had a little private... And he was like, we just party. But it was like him, Seacrest.

Tara Reid. Yeah, it was like... It's a nuts. It was honestly like a reality show. It was bigger than that, too. There was like one whole cast of a show. I forget. We'd have to look it up.

But he was funny because he's a family man now, but we asked him and he kind of looked off into space and he was like, yeah, those are the years. Reminiscing. Reminiscing on the little, but we asked him, and he kind of looked off into space, and he was like, yeah, those are the years. Reminiscing. Reminiscing on the kiddos.

We asked him, what were the best 10-year stretch of your life? And he was like, then. What the fuck has got kids out? It's crazy, but I feel like you feel like it's more fun when you're out of it, though, if that makes sense. When you look back on it, you're like, oh, that was so much fucking fun. But then when you're in it, the amount of probably stress and anxiety, all that shit, you're just like, god damn, I need to get out of this. The most important thing in the world is trying to know the good old days when you're in the

good old days. Yeah. Trying to experience that. But genuinely, it's impossible. It's impossible. Because that's the one piece of wisdom everyone passes down. But I think it's possible to recognize it a little bit more than you should. I feel like right now, I'm trying to just enjoy everything. Yeah'm like that's good this is like recognize probably the good days you know

what i'm saying yeah and and i mean but i think i think even trying to enjoy it you can't you can't you can't try it's like trying to get hard it's not gonna work right it either gets harder it doesn't come on that's so true man you can't force that yeah so and the paparazzi shit is you cool with those guys or there's that one guy who like follows you around yeah Fletcher what's that I mean you guys are cool with him or he's a weirdo

I mean like yeah yeah I feel like we're all pretty cool at this point but I mean I remember like when I first had gone out first got out to LA and I'd like wake up whatever 8 8.30, 9.30. And I'm going outside and going to go work out with Bryce. And we'd go outside. We'd open the garage because we had our gym in our garage.

We'd open the garage, let some fucking air in. Bam. Just in our driveway. Is that legal? Hey, guys, what's up? Can you be on someone's driveway? I don't know, man. I think it's always better.

The thing is, if you tell them to leave, they can just move onto the street. Right there. Now they hate you. I'd rather, the guys who are like, fuck you,

then they're like, well, now we're going to ruin your life. I'd rather be on good terms. But it's also just such a weird trip when it's like, hey, dude,

those guys are fucking teenagers. I was 17. Yeah, like leave. That might be illegal. Yeah, like taking pictures of a minor. Yeah, it's like, what am I doing, bro? I'm about to fucking work out. It's like 9.30 in the morning. What are you illegal. Yeah. Like taking pictures of a minor. Yeah. It's like, what am I doing, bro?

I'm about to fucking work out. It's like 930 in the morning. What are you doing? Yeah. That's but I mean, I guess there's a business to be made there. But, you know, when that's what I always got a kick out of when I was making like my recap videos, especially when Dave when Dave is like thoroughly interested in probing you guys about who hooked up with who. Yeah. And at the time, some of these stories are like teenage kids.

Like, what are we doing right now? Especially I always get a kick. It's like, yeah, I kissed her. I kissed her. Okay, yeah. I kissed her. Went to first base, huh? Jesus Christ, this is weird.

But, man, I mean, I feel like it's probably going to be a lot like almost like things were for Bieber in a way. Like I always use him as the example or Justin Timberlake or whoever. When it starts, it's kind of like teeny bopper. You're a heartthrob, younger demo who loves you. And then all of a sudden you become like a grown adult and you do whatever your real passion is or whatever your talents are. And you're like, oh, wait, this is, you know, people will still probably think of you as the TikToker or whatever. Do you get offended when people say like tiktoker um not really i just feel like it's like it's like uh people get upset about youtuber tiktoker vlogger and it's like well that's what it fucking is yeah but there is like that there's a connotation there is that part

like like we were talking about i think it depends on someone says it though right if they're like oh you like do tiktok or like oh you're a tiktoker it's like yeah but if they're like a fucking tiktoker it's like even are you just trying to like insult me by my job title like what the yeah but that's the thing the job title is tough we were talking online the other day where it's like like dude i have to tell people i'm a podcaster yeah right you know how hard that is to look someone in the eye and tell me i feel like i'd rather say that than tick talker yeah i feel like i definitely rather say yeah i'm a podcaster i would actually say i used to i used to say blogger now terrible but now you say radio'm a podcaster. I used to have to say blogger.

Blogger's terrible, but now you can say radio host or podcaster. I think in the world of connotation, you're probably the most successful at the moment, but I also think have the worst connotation. I feel like it would almost be like podcaster, YouTuber, What the general public thinks.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You say TikToker. It leaves a bad taste in your mouth almost, you know, when people are, like, TikToker. Yeah, yeah. But TikToker, at least, TikToker, if you say, I'm a TikToker, like, that implies you.

I also think that sounds, like, douchey, though, to be like, yeah, I'm a TikToker. Yeah, for sure. But also, it implies, like, success. If I say I have a podcast, everyone has a podcast. So does your grandmother, yeah. Right?

So, like, they're like, like, all right, this guy might make 50 bucks an episode there are probably people who have TikTok who say I'm a TikToker who have you know

like a thousand followers yeah 50k the numbers are crazy how many followers on TikTok do you have like 26 million that's nuts man have you heard of

Harmonies Harmonies you haven't heard of Harmonies you haven't heard of Harmonies that was maybe the biggest fucking TikTok account

I've ever seen in my life. Harmonies was massive. Harmonies was one of the best ideas that never made it. Maybe you can pass the torch to... We'll take a look at his knees. We'll see if we can pass the torch to Josh. Feidelberg has knees that look like faces. Specifically like Harmonies.

It looks like there's a baby doll trapped in my knees. Okay. Like a baby doll's face. Is it John's Harmonies? I think so, yeah. So it's... Yeah, yeah, yeah. So see how there's two eyes and nose and a mouth there kind of?

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. So he would just make videos with his knees dancing. He's horrified. I mean, I know I'm just as surprised as you. I just feel like I'm not allowed to watch that or something. Now you know how it feels watching your older videos. That motherfucker licked his lips. I'm going to jail.

Sorry, Ms. Jackson. Good song choice. They do look like faces, though. It really is weird. So there was about a month-long like, I would walk in the room. The Michelin tire man kind of thing. You know what I mean? You know that guy?

Bro, yeah. I know that guy. That's what the kneecaps look like. The face. Okay. Yeah, yeah. I was calling you the man. All right.

You reel it back in. Come on. That wasn't that rude. I was praying. No, we're going to cut the part where you talk about the face. Yeah, you look like you're made of marshmallows. Dude,

we, I would walk in the room and like, he'd have his pants around his ankles. Somebody would be like laying on the floor, trying to get like a different angle of his knees. That was, that was my one attempt to do things on TikTok. And I realized maybe,

maybe this happened for me. Right. Do you, I mean, you don't understand the grind for someone like us. We started as just a blog and then it was like, alright, I guess we got to get on Twitter

and then Instagram and then Snapchat and then TikTok and it's like I'm done. I can't do it anymore. Snapchat was the moment I realized I was old because I opened up Snapchat and it wasn't intuitive to me. I was like, how do I use this?

Yeah. Right. Whereas you like, you know, when you're a kid, you just know every technology, whatever. Snapchat was the first thing where I was like, where are the buttons? Where, you know, and I was like, oh, fuck, I'm old. You know, when you when you there's three things when you can't use the like the apps, the new technology, when you don't know the slang and when you don't know the music. Those are the three things that I was like, oh, I'm, you know, I'm old and washed. But it also almost three for three, you know, music those are the three things that i was like oh i'm you know i'm old and washed but and also almost three for three you know music i'm gone but don't you but you're fucking

three for three what you're three for three what was the first one then you can't you don't do the apps you don't know music you don't know slang you're done yeah you're done you're right you're right okay don't try to it was but the the the apps were, I had the apps until TV started being apps. And then I was, uh, now I can't figure out what to turn on TV. Until TV. Like, I don't know. I don't know how to watch TV. You mean like, with like Netflix and Zoom and like how they're like smart TVs?

Josh, let me tell you, let me tell you. I'm going to fucking blow your mind, bro. Okay. Yeah. Blow my mind. There was a time you would just turn on the TV and TV was on. Oh, I remember. And then like.

And then like cable. Yeah. Do you know the term? I asked the guy. Guys, I said I had a VHS. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. I know. He might be. Yeah. Do you know the term? I asked the guy this yesterday. Guys, I said I had a VHS. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I know. He might be better than this.

I remember that as I started that. I was like, I was already pocketing it. I feel like the growth in technology for me since I was a kid has been like the most nuts thing ever. Probably. Because it started with VHS and then went to like the CD Blu-ray HD with like 720 pixels and then 1080p. In the matter of just a childhood.

That, that, that, that, that. To like having MacBooks, iPhone. It was just like quick, quick, quick. Because like everyone always had the flip phones, right? Like my dad had one. Like they all had like the Samsung Galaxy. I feel like that means, your parents might have kept it a little old school though.

Because I'm surprised you were, I think, when were you born? 2002. But so by the time you're like cognizant of everything, it's like 2010, right? And by that point, we're like pretty cell phone error i would say like i was 2008 maybe four years old i knew what was going on around me like i have memories of four years old do you yeah congrats on a healthy and happy childhood i was gonna say that's not happy healthy brain i'm about like i'm pretty black until 18 do you know the term channel surfing

yeah like when you're just going through they asked these guys and they had they had never even heard of it see that's what i for whatever reason i think you kind of are a little bit more old school than you might realize and maybe my parents kept it a little bit more yeah maybe they tried to live with my grandparents for like the first four years that might help too like they lived with us because they had old shit right i'm sure like you know fucking phones with the I had my grandma had a phone with a dial

yeah see like you shouldn't know that I think that's I think that might be why you're not a douche bag

I think that might be why I like these two are look at those douche bags over there fucking bean girl I should tweet that we should start like a trending hashtag for you yes yes I say I say you own it yeah where's show me your jersey you should just start how am your

kids filled with beans everywhere you go we got We got lacrosse jerseys that say Bean Girl. That's sweet. It's fucking, it's dope. I can't fucking believe you guys brought the beans. I didn't bring it up. He was doing the beans on Lord of the Rings. It literally came up. Yeah, it came up naturally.

It was natural. Yeah, it was pretty natural. He said it. You should line your pockets with aluminum foil and then just always have beans in them so then you can just pull them out at any time. Bean hands. Hey, it's Bean Girl. You're just like, boom.

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