KFC Radio - Jackie is Applying to Go On Love Island Ft. Chase Rice

Episode Date: March 2, 2023

- Tik Tok insecurity - Video game Streaming camp for kids - Tik Tok Limiting to 60 mins a day - Jackie's quarter-life crisis - The ages at which you peak at everything you can do in life chart - Jackie applied to Love Island - Mean Girls set the internet on fire once again with their take on "one bed one bank account" - Pirate Water treasure hunt recap - Video Voicemails - Chase Rice Interview ++++++++++++++++++++++ Timecodes: 00:00:00 Start 00:00:32 Tik Tok insecurity 00:10:43 Streaming camp for kids 00:16:24 Tik Tok Limiting to 60 mins a day 00:21:00 Jackie's quarter-life crisis 00:24:14 The ages at which you peak at everything you can do in life 00:42:54 Jackie applied to Love Island 01:07:33 Mean Girls' take on "one bed one bank account" 01:16:31 Pirate Water treasure hunt recap 01:29:39 Video Voicemails 01:50:47 Chase Rice Interview ++++++++++++++++++++++ Pirate Water: Go to drinkpiratewater.com to find pirate water in a location near you Sportsbook: Must be 21+ Gambling Problem? Call 1-800-GAMBLER Manscaped: Get 20% off + free shipping with code KFC at https://barstool.link/ManscapedBarstoolYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. In your finance job, 24-7. I love this. This is my favorite take ever and why you're all gonna die single. it's another edition of kfc radio on the barstool sports network Feidelberg out. Jacqueline in. Jackie episode. Buckle up, folks. We're going to do... I'm not feeling podcast-y today. You never.

I know, I know, I know. I don't think I've ever said to you, like, we're going to do an episode, we're going to do a video, we're going to do something, and you're like, let's go. I know, but do you understand that... Every time you're like, no, no,

someone else do it, no, no. I know, I'm sorry i'm sorry but because you're like a 10 year whatever but like you like all the podcasters like just come along for the ride i will take you along for the ride that's true that's true but it's just like i don't know it makes me nervous you don't have to but i but i'm here i'm here and i did the whole episode last time completely alone true so even if you sit here and I'm ready. I did the whole episode last time completely alone. True. So even if you sit here and just say nothing, it would be fine. Okay. But you're not going to do that.

Okay. We're going to talk. Okay. Because it's a podcast. I know. I know. I know. No, I got this.

I'm ready. I'm ready. Let's go. We'll do some talk. We'll do some One Minute Man. We'll go to voicemails. Then we got an interview with chase rice um do you ever have tiktok algorithm insecurity um tia mine's like a lot of mental health stuff and so it's kind of

like embarrassing when like i'm scrolling with friends but see that's pretty okay you know but like a lot of shit that i watch on the internet is weird and like out of like morbid curiosity or whatever you know but if that the algorithm is then looking at that being all right this is what this guy likes i'm like whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa this was just like a one-time thing man like somebody was talking about this weird shit and then i looked at it and i'm like okay like i never want to see that again in my head but the fucking phone doesn't know that so what's your tiktok well so i also i really don't open tiktok and just go through it i open tiktok when somebody sends me a tiktok okay so i don't really know if if tiktok even has enough info on me really that's some crazy like self-restraint

that you have well but i just do it all on instagram yeah so you do reels uh yeah yeah but i um all i really like seek out on instagram are back cracks oh god you're so weird about that and pimple pimple popping and that shit so like if you look at my uh discover page on instagram it's just all that shit are you talking about back cracks like chiropractors yeah something or some people like okay Yeah. So that makes sense. But then I opened up Instagram from like a text link, you know, but I opened it up regular last night and it was like user 5962983, you know, and it was a baby who was probably like three to breastfeeding on a full ass tit open naked nipple tit what and all the comments were

like uh when you upload like one video to nuke your own account like here comes the ban like i it was on i have no idea why it was like that's even being filtered into a random for you page when it's like user blah blah blah but it did have enough comments that was like what the fuck are you doing it's actually funny because haven't you said before that like the one thing that you don't like is like nipples and like especially breast milk and shit and then i accidentally hit the heart so now tiktok is like give yeah everyone's saying like yeah i yeah right i believe yeah so now i'm like i think tiktok going to think that I want to see breastfeeding videos. You're a nibble guy.

Yeah. So I get very anxious now every time I open up the phone. Like if it's something – because also you don't know right off the bat what a video is going to be. So the minute it's something I don't like, I'm like, swipe, swipe, swipe. You've got to just type in right now like sports, Mets, all this stuff. But I also don't – I want it to be. So the minute it's something I don't like, I'm like, swipe, swipe, swipe. You got to just type in right now, like sports, Mets. Yeah. But I also don't, I want it to be interesting. I don't want it to just be sports or the Mets.

I want it to be weird. Just get away from the nipples. Yes. I don't want nipples. No babies. What you need is an anti-search bar. You can do that. You can do that?

Well, you could say, I don't like this comment, or content, but instead you liked it. So you can see the confusion. I can see the confusion i can understand mr tiktok being like well you hit the heart bro yeah so i will say it's very funny that we've been getting like accounts like suppressed getting in trouble for like even just swearing talking about lewd content on tiktok and it's all be it's like tightening up but i'll be scrolling and there and there will just be some chick literally showing her tits. And they just do it for the – they're willing to get banned, and it's like whatever. It's like a split second, and then it's like, oh, jeez.

I'm sitting on the couch next to my girlfriend being like, oh, whoa, what was that? I mean it has to be something you guys are doing. I don't know who ran the KFC Radio TikTok a while back, but it is extremely horny. Oh, the Instagram. All shaking ass. It's probably you. No, no. It's probably you, motherfucker.

We opened up your TikTok before. It was tits right away. The Instagram, when I first logged on to it like four years ago, was... I don't know if you guys all just use that as a burner to follow Instagram models. Oh, my KFC bar stool was only for Guess That Ass back in the day. So I had like 400 people I followed.

They were all Instagram models and ass models. I remember I had to clean it up. I had to purge it. I had to like go through. I would just open up my timeline every day and unfollow, unfollow, unfollow. Keep following that one. Keep following that one. Unfollow that one.

And then I started to follow comedians and shit. Now I have a real page. But in the beginning, it was like I would strictly use Instagram to find asses and to post videos that I would then embed in the blog. So I would just post videos with no caption, no context, because I just needed a link to put into the blog. I remember that. So it was like a burner account.

It's also like you're like, why would TikTok think that I like this? But it's like you literally for like hours a day talk about horny stuff. That's the thing. So I also think about like if there's like the microphones listening and shit. But I don't get like – I get like very wholesome content, I will say. So yeah, and you're in here just as much. But I don't know. Maybe it's like – maybe it can really zero in.

It's like that girl is at the other side of the room. She's clearly a hostage here. I think I've seen something where it's like they're not listening but like when you're in proximity of other people, like they understand that you have similar personalities. I have for sure had somebody talk about something and then it ends up on my like targeted ads the next day. Typically what it is is like their data said that. So your data is speaking to theirs and that's why it comes out. But that's what I'm saying. It's like how sophisticated can the algorithm be?

It's like I hang out around here with people I fucking hate. No, it's – More often than not, if I'm talking to someone, I don't like you. And you're going to control my algorithm? Fuck that. I mean you think there wasn't some weirdo here looking at chicks breastfeeding on there i got like three off the top of my head i would i'm sure yeah that's probably i would imagine like if if they're really like i would imagine that they're seeing who you're texting or something

like that and seeing who you're like interacting with on instagram and then getting to their because like it's all linked to your phone number and then they know who you like really like well that's the thing sometimes you know sometimes the algorithm knows you better than you know you. I know. You know? I know. The Pornhub recommended for you knows you better than you know you, and that's a fucking fact.

Sometimes I'm like, what is this? And I'm like, I am going back to this for sure. So maybe TikTok. But the TikTok, well, they're all for a big fat one. The first time, like, Let me just give it a... Let me see what the first thing, if I open it up, is. Asian girls dancing. Like pop...

Do you have a horny feed? Rappers live, showing their money. What account are you on? Are you on yours or are you on One Minute Man? Oh, I'm on One Minute Man. Yeah, so that hasn't built yet. Like no one's stayed on that for long enough to build up. Okay, so that was a random.

So it shows you fucking everything and it waits to see what you're watching and then goes from there. That makes you feel a little bit better. Yeah. That makes you feel better that I got the random breastfeeding nipple. The YouTube also like occasionally will get a little bit better. Yeah. That makes me feel better that I got the random breastfeeding nipple. The YouTube also like occasionally will get hacked by like somebody. Yeah. For real?

Yeah. And it's not – Wait, what? Our YouTube gets hacked? Yeah. Regularly? Not like actually, but like somebody is like looking up stuff on there. By like somebody in Saudi Arabia. So I think what it is is it's old cell phones getting like sold to people and it's just logged into YouTube.

Like because when I looked, it was my old phone. How would they have our info? So it's just when they re-download YouTube, it's just signed in on an old phone of mine, which is crazy. So I boot them out, but there was a while. It was like, I cleared our search history, but it was random, really horny videos.

It's like Bollywood porn. This sounds like a likely story which one of you hornballs was like someone in saudi arabia it's it's the most well there was also like it was in arabic like so it was like all right this isn't us but it's all the it's all the very clickbaity titles and thumbnails of like lana rhodes and stuff like that and it's so funny that my uh spotify got hacked for the longest time i just had like a joint account with some random person where like i would open up and there would be like instrumental like jazzy relaxation music and then i would just like put on my music yeah and i'm wondering if he or she was like wait wait a minute, I was listening to that song. Yeah. You know,

but if you, so like, if you go to my, my library, like, so I have a couple of playlists that I made here, but then legacy traveler fondue uprise. These are all,

uh, playlists that are made on my account. Oh, that's like cute though. That's like, it's annoying. It's not cute. It's fucking annoying.

Get your own goddamn fucking Spotify spotify you're uh your suggested songs must be a wreck they were a disease well between that person now they're gone i like changed my password and shit but at one point it was them all the kids songs that i play and then my music and i think spotify yeah what the fuck like my 2020 wrap-up was like oh we don't know what you listen to. You can shut off for like those recommended playlists that they build for you. You could shut off like the kids songs and stuff.

There's a way to go in. Oh, okay, cool. And be like, don't add this to my flavor profile. My kids do listen to real music now. It's very funny. Shay, Shay's favorite song right now is Unholy.

Oh, what? It's so funny watching you guys find that song yeah it's not it's not a good one bro not only not only is that song first of all it's inappropriate yeah second of all it like it's scary it bangs you know what i mean like that chorus in the background like choir or whatever and then when homegirl starts rapping shea is like she raps it and she's like it's like let me throw it down daddy and I was like

she doesn't know what she's saying but she just she really picks up on lyrics like I can't play any more bad music

because she listens like I used to be able to put on rap and shit she would just kind of bop along and if there was a curse word I just I would turn the volume down

or I would sing really loud or whatever and now she like listens and and learns every fucking lyric. I think that's a sign of a smart person. She's very smart. Too smart. I wish my kids were a little bit dumber, to be honest. Can you go to the rap part for me?

I know we won't be able to put it on YouTube, but you just got to see the – it's very – also, for my family, it's super inappropriate. Yeah, if you want it, drop that. Addie, give me love. Give me Fendi, Venmo, Balenciaga, daddy. And I was like, ah, no. She's probably thinking it's daddy, like me. Yeah, you're going to bag it up? I'm like, fuck.

And then the funny thing, Keegan hates Unholy with a passion. Yeah. Keegan's new thing, it is so funny. Keegan's new thing is that he says, bro. He's five years old. Where did he learn that, you think? Probably his father who says bro incessantly on YouTube. He watches a lot of YouTube.

He's very into video games, so it's a lot of gamer streams. See, the other day, he's leaving leaving school and they had put down salt for because it was gonna snow yeah and this one this little black kid

was like playing like kicking the salt was it relevant that he was black? it is kind of because it's funny and his dad was like don't don't kick that

it's slippery and I think he was thinking it was ice or whatever you know and Keegan goes over and kicks it and like kicks it around turns to him and goes

it's not slippery bruh and i was like just a five-year-old kid talking to his little black kid what's up bruh and so he'll be like when unholy comes on he'll be he goes get this song out of my face bro and it's just hilarious like this is this it's just like take me and just like like just shrink it down you know i love it and like we're playing like video games and he's beating up some guys at spider-man he's like these guys are toast bruh and i'm just like i can't i don't even know i guess like when i was growing up we would have said like dude or man or whatever and like this generation is kind of just bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro bro and does he like pretend like he's a gamer at all

i mean he is a gamer oh yeah it's fucking like does he like pretend like he's streaming um no he doesn't do that that's actually i was thinking about like getting him into that like why don't you talk out loud while you're playing yeah see like talk me through your process here man my little brother does that and it's honestly one of the things where, like, I want to, like, have him try streaming, but, like, maybe just do it with me where it's his voice. Yo, here's what we need to do. Because he would be – I played Fortnite with him and my little cousin once. They're the same age. They're about – now they're 13.

At the time, they were 10. It was my first time playing. They, like, carried the team and we won. Yeah, they smoked you, right? We were all on the same team, but they were so – they were being so nice that it came off as patronizing. Where I was like, no, I'm not doing that good. It's okay, Nick. Come over here and help me out. Oh, good job.

You got a revive. Yeah. And I'm like – Here's what we need. I know I'm not doing well. I don't know if this already exists, but do they do, like – the way you can go to like baseball camp can you go to like gamer camp oh i'm almost sure they do if if not we're doing it um you got to find like some women to run it because you can't be like a male camp counselor who's like all right boys turn on the webcams

yeah yeah yeah but like i think that keegan is I'm not one of these parents who's like, stop playing video games. I'm like, I think you'll have a fucking future in video games if you do it right. I still talk to my parents about that. I'm like, let him play. It's not a bad thing. He's learning. He's doing these puzzles. He can pick up – he picked up the PlayStation controller.

He loved Nintendo Switch. Picked up the PlayStation, didn't miss a beat, figures it all out. It's so completely second nature nature what are you pulling up here streamer cam oh that looks like something totally different okay see this is what i mean go down like those little thumbnails that weirded me out like come on that does not look like uh i don't know i see a lot of thumbnails that look exactly like that on other types of websites. I was like, what are you just scrolling through here right now, Pats? Yeah, so this is what I mean.

We need to make it normal so that I don't get scared and I'm like, what is going on here? I used to babysit. It's a very weird thing to be like, should we connect you on the internet? Should you be talking to other people on the internet? Probably not. So maybe just stream with a couple friends. there like child settings where they can speak to other children that's what i mean like make it so it's like you know all vetted and it's like you're only going to be talking to other kids your age no no adults can you know but it's like some

asshole will you know yeah it's probably a big liability but but i just like the thought of like keegan on like with like a headset talking to some other like six-year-old like what's up bro let's go man give me the gulag or whatever the fuck they say very funny they uh tiktok did say they're gonna do this uh time restriction is that real like are they actually gonna be able to enforce it because they said they're gonna limit people under 18 to 60 minutes. A day or a week? I'm assuming it's a day. 60 minutes a week is like nothing. Now, on the one hand, there's going to be –

on the one hand, TikTok is not going to do this because it's insane to limit people from using your product. Yeah. I mean, I guess like alcohol, like alcohol, mid-age limit and cigarettes, like there are certain things you just have to do. But also – I feel like you know I guess like alcohol like alcohol mid-age limit and cigarettes like there's certain things you just have to do but also trying to get ahead like they probably have done some research and they're trying to get ahead of the like

like the blowback or something but I mean 60 minutes is like there's gonna be kids going through fucking withdrawals yeah I know my friend has like an hour and a half timer and like she says it's perfect because like it's enough time but it like it never goes over it she's like it's a good amount my my kids there are definitely times where if i let them sit in front of a tablet or a or any sort of gaming they would sit there for like 12

hours there's also a good amount of times where they'll be like they'll turn it off and be like dad that's enough for me right now like my eyes are starting to hurt or like i like like like this i shouldn't be on it this much i think no i'm like oh well i guess somebody's raising you right um 60 yes 60 minute time limit if you're under 18 now they can continue using the app if they enter a passcode so that's what i mean like this is going to be some shit where it's like that's basically like any other anything else that has. Yeah, the old channel locks on, like, TV. And you just figure out the code. You found it out once.

You didn't tell your dad you knew it. And then you just watch everything. But if you have a parent who checks and they can see and shit, they'll be like, you know the passcode. Yeah, they'll have that guy, like, pop up and they'll be like, oh, stop scrolling. You've been scrolling for too long. Oh, really? And I am proud to say I've only got. It's like a whole video?

Even the fact, it's like a TikTok video. And he'll be like, whoa, stop there. You've been scrolling for too long. Take a break. I think that actually would work with my kids. It works with me. Every single time.

I've only gotten... I never go over him, and I've only gotten him like three times. Because that makes you feel like a piece of shit, right? Exactly. Because then I'm like, whoa, if TikTok is telling me to stop, that's bad.

My kids are definitely still very scared of authority, parents, teachers. If you tell them something, they'll do it. So I think that would work with them. And as an adult, I think I would be like... I do blow through the Netflix thing. I'm like, fuck you. Yes, I'm still watching.

But something being like, yo, you're buried in your phone. You're going to have... Your neck bone is going to be a hunchback. That would make me be like, all right, you piece of shit. Put it down. On Stuff Island, they were talking about... your neck bone's going to be a hunchback. That would make me be like, all right, you piece of shit, put it down. On Stuff Island, they were talking about one of, I think it was Chris's friends, has a thing over his bed.

It holds his phone, and then there's a ring that swipes TikToks, and specifically for TikTok, and he just sits and scrolls all day. I was like, that's so bad. Yeah, lays in his bed and just walks. Because sometimes your arms kind of go to sleep. That's crazy.

No, I am not going to be holier than thou on this one. I was going to say, that's crazy. Do you have a link? Seems pretty sick. Maybe let me take a look at this. I've had my fucking fingers go cold and numb. Yeah, yeah, yeah. My hands are up to the blood.

Is that carpal tunnel? What is carpal tunnel? Oh, we all have it. have it yeah whatever it is i'm sure we have it okay i have no blood in my hands anymore i my the other day i was outside for like two minutes and it was cold my hands were completely white yeah i was like there's just no blood in them at all yeah yeah i'm sure whatever it is we have it i mean also like the fact thing but i'm staring at a screen like we're all my eyes are so bad i'm scared all the time i don't know if i believe that like editing and stuff i think i think a lot of that's fugazi what is this retard doing i remember do you remember that thing with like they used to say like your pinky oh yeah like we look deformed because we've been holding onto our phones I remember like being so scared of that when I was younger

it's not it went away my pinkies are do you see it like snaps like that yeah so I can't I cannot smoothly move my fingers with my pinkies they like snap every time I move them I'm starting to get the jaw thing that fights us

it's like a weird yeah I don't know what it is but it's like it's starting to crack and the jaw thing that fights us it's like a weird oh tmj yeah i don't know what it is but it like it's starting to crack and it's really grossing me out when you hear one like stuck yeah you could hear it pop from across the room oh it's it's so gross when he eats in here it's like you can hear that when he chews oh yeah that's gotta hurt so bad it doesn't hurt though i also have it with my hip when i walk and it's just like if i'm creaking popping now you are a lost cause girl i mean i'm also like 23 and for a girl i'm going through something right now where i'm like i have two more years being hot like 25 it's like probably the max

that you can be hot for a girl sorry oh my god did you. Get the fuck out of here. No, I'm going through like, I don't know. Did you just look at that thing that we looked at the other day that pimped you? No, no. That made it worse. Can you pull that up for me?

I want to. I'm going to kill myself. Did we do that on the show yet? We have not. That is one of the funniest. That is, first of all, that's bullshit. You can only be hot.

What are you, fucking DiCaprio over here? What's going on? I've looked up every single like celebrity who's hot the max age is 27 that is so stupid

I know and I'm not trying to say I know that I'm wrong the hottest girl in the game right now is Megan Fox like if you're a girl do not listen to me because I'm fucking wrong

I know but like I'm just going through something in my head where I'm like I am literally like like aging like in two years I'm gonna just be like nobody's

gonna want me anymore yo I hate you so much I do not no for women it's different for men for men you get hotter I totally understand that there's probably a million girls who feel the same exact way and if you're 23 you probably think it's 25 and when you're 25 you think it's 27 when you're 27 you think it's 30 and when you're 30 you want to

kill yourself but like all of the shit like I'm not saying this you know it's stupid i know it's stupid so i don't feel but this is how i feel right now okay that's fair as long as you don't like believe it in your no i know i'm being so irrational that's the that's the important part to know it because if you feel it you feel it you can't help it yeah yeah like you know i i feel like i'm i'm gonna like die when i hit 40 and it's just because on TikTok or something, I'll see all the people and I'll be like, I'll be like, I bet you anything they're going to be younger than me.

I've never had that where people are younger than me. Now everyone's younger than me. As a guy, the first thing you go through is when athletes are younger than you. I was going to say football players are younger. That's it. I remember LeBron is, I think I was a a freshman i think we're the same age lebron and i so like i was a freshman in college and he should have been in college and he was in the fucking nba and we were all huddled around the tv watching him yeah 38 and i was like this is insane that this dude is my age and we're like playing beer pong and shit and he just put up

26 8 and 5 in his first n NBA game against like the Kings or whatever. I was like, ah, and then, and then, and then from there it was like all downhill. Now these, now the kids are like,

I literally could call them kids. Yeah. And they would be like six, eight, two 50 richer than me, bigger than me, stronger than me. And I'd be like,

what's up little pop? You know what I mean? They'd be like, Hey old man, that's fucking crazy. As a girl, as a guy, as a girl. It, yes yes and as a guy it's totally different because as you age like things get better and it's fucked i totally acknowledge that but as a girl it's always been tough but now you got famous girls who are fucking 14 and shit you got girls who look like they're already women who are billionaires by the time they're like 17

yeah so you feel like you're ancient by the time you're 23 and i get it but like half the reason i got the nose job was because i was like i'm 23 i have two more years of being hot so like it's just not true it's just so not true i know like again i know as a matter of fact this is the thing that went around twitter the other day. These are the peak ages, the age at which you peak at everything you can do in life. So, for example, this is an easy one to understand. Your peak to learn a new language is at age seven. That makes sense to me. I actually think it might be a little bit less than that because I feel like I watch my kids go from like five to six.

Like they have a full fucking vocabulary by the time they're like six and seven now so that makes sense can you enlarge that a little bit because i'll tell you your peak age of eyesight is not 38 um they say at 18 is your peak brain processing power i believe that now whether or not you use that i don't know but i could see like your the the brain itself is like firing as fast as it ever will at that age, I guess. That's also, I don't know. Personally, I disagree with that. I definitely was dumb back then.

But I don't know if I was less intelligent. That's the thing. It's like I think your brain, if you were applying yourself, I think your brain would have been firing. I guess at that time I still kind of was, but I don't know. You were just being dumb and drinking and fucking around. But if you were to sit down and work, it would have – I think. By the way, this is all bullshit. This is some fucking –

Oh, yeah, absolutely. This is just a JPEG on the internet. I'll come back to the next one. 23, they say, is your peak for life satisfaction. Now – actually, you know what? We'll come back to that one too. We'll go through a couple quick ones. they say is your peak for life satisfaction. Now, actually, you know what? We'll come back to that one too. We'll go through a couple quick ones first. But 23, I feel like is the worst age because you're like an older 20. It's like 24

is like your young middle. I do, I know. So they said at 25 is your peak muscle strength. I think that's probably I would imagine accurate. 26 is for finding a partner for marriage, which is insanely young and we need to switch that to, like, 34. No, I'm not even kidding.

I'm really not even kidding. That 26 is, like, old school shit. That is, like, I think if you get married before you're 30 or are even, like, really thinking about it before you're 30, you're fucking insane. I agree, but the clock. The clock. The clock. Running a marathon, Age 28, Kyle. What do you think?

That's crazy with what you're pacing at now. That's crazy. Yeah. Really? You're really on a good track. Why is that? I would think that just the younger, the better on that. Find a mic.

Yeah. When I was 18 and running around, I felt – So for guys, it's like for girls, it's late 30s or like mid – like 27 to 30. So that's why a lot of moms, like people who have had babies and then run marathons might even do better. But it's a weird thing because most people who are runners in middle school and high school and college are burnt out by then. So they stop. But if you start later... That's interesting. Real quick, what was that mile pace you said you were doing the other day?

Oh, yesterday I had repeats at 530 pace. But that was... Repeats? For how many miles could you do that? But it was only like 90 seconds, 90 seconds off. You're crazy. I don't even know who you are. Fartlex? Is that still called? Is that still called fartlex?

Oh, I just call it intervals. Fartlex? Yeah. So when I did cross country in high school, it means fast, slow in Swedish. But it's an E, but everyone would call it fartlex, where you sprint for a full minute and then recovery pace, sprint for a full minute. That's exactly what it is. Oh, it's lick.

Yeah. There's in cross, every single cross country meet you go to, you'll find a shirt that says that. Fart legs, sure. Yeah. They say bone mass is 30. Playing chess is 31. Remembering faces is 32. Making a Nobel Prize discovery is 40.

So if you're 41, it's over for you, bro. Salary for women is at 39. That sucks. I guess that's... I feel like that's... Yeah, that makes sense. Salary for men is 48. That's a glass ceiling for you.

We'll just shut you guys down at 39. Arithmetic skills is 50. So you're doing your best math at 50. Understanding people's emotions is 51. Life satisfaction kicks in at 69. Vocabulary, 71. Happiness with your body at 74.

That's not happiness with your body. That's called giving up. That's just like, I'm old and a bag of bones. Nick and I were talking about that. And then my personal favorite, the last thing on the chart, you don't reach psychological well-being until you're 82, which just basically means the moment that you're psychologically like, when you've like achieved like mental stability and happiness, you're just dead. Yeah.

You've had a few false alarms within there where you're just like whatever happens fuck it right now what i want to go back to you're at your peak of remembering names at 22 that's yeah and you know what i'll take that i i i don't think i'll ever have a peak of remembering names i'm the fucking worst at it i do think i feel like taking back to like college though when you would just meet like a hundred new people a day and you would you don't remember all them but you remember more than like i don't meet any new people anymore now you know what i mean i feel like it's more just like the older you get the less you're like you're like care about well that's new people and you're just like i don't really need to know your name like if you meet them and then life satisfaction at 23 is interesting i agree with

that i don't think i agree with that we were talking about uh we were talking about last night 22 to 26 was my window but i think 23 i think 23 is just too young. I think 23, you're still a little bit in college mode still. I think by the time you're like 25, you're like, I'm done with college. By no means are you like, I'm a full, real person. But you're like, you're at least in the workforce. You're in the routine of an adult. You're like all that. You're making some money.

You're doing some fun things. I think 23 is almost like you're still just doing – you absolutely could be living your best life at 23. I just don't know if most people are because I think they're still just like, I was in a fucking frat basement. By 25, you're like – at least for me, it was like we're renting houses

and we're doing cool things. Maybe you take a couple trips here and there. You have a little bit of money to buy some things. Maybe your apartment's a little nicer. 23, I think, is still – you might think you're your happiest, but you're like, oh, man, when I was 23, I was like sleeping on a hardwood floor and I was like a grimy, disgusting person. But that's what's funny about – like satisfaction is not about like –

like you might at 23 be like I'm the happiest i'm ever going to be and then by 25 you're like oh wait i'm i'm happier than i was but in that moment at 23 you were like this is the best i feel like right now like i'm like i love my life like i'm like enjoying like every single like i'm like this shit rocks but i can see how like it's gonna get even better yeah but that's good to recognize like in the moment but i feel like, yeah, right now. I think I knew the Andy Bernard or Michael Scott with the Good Times quote, right? I wish you knew you were in the good old times when you were in them. I think I was pretty aware of that. Like 22 to 26, I was living with my best friends.

The first place I lived out of college, I lived with some good friends, but we didn't totally click lifestyle-wise. By the time I was mid-20s, I was living with exactly what i wanted to live with i was making money i was in new york we were hooking up we were partying we were still we had enough money to do some cool shit no not enough money that we had to worry about bills and taxes and all that shit and i was like this i want to do forever yeah i want to do this forever. And I didn't. Because you know what? By like late 20s, you're like, I can't keep doing this.

And it's like, keep doing it. Yeah. Keep doing it. Cherish this. Yeah, it's some Billy Madison shit. It's like, I understand that you can get burnt out on partying or going to the same places. Or maybe you're looking for something like a relationship that's a little more serious or just you're looking for a little bit more

fine but don't abandon it all because you're gonna regret it you're gonna fucking regret it I do feel like I've talked to my friends and everything and like I don't I'm sure like once I hit 27, 28 I'll like have a different whatever

but like right now I'm like I'll spend so much time with somebody. Like why would I want to like 26 at probably like the most fun time in my life? Like it says like the finding marriage partner. Like I don't want to – I don't know. No, 26 is way, way too early. The only problem – the only thing you have to worry about is that biological clock, which I think is getting like – it's progressing older like naturally. But also like freeze your eggs and you can do – you don't want to do all that shit.

I understand that. Like it's expensive and it's invasive and it's not like the best way to go. But I think it's way better than like I'm 30. I'm going to just marry this guy that I'm kind of happy with because of – you know what I mean? Like freeze an egg or roll the dice or whatever rather than jump into a relationship. Plenty of people get pregnant like later in life. Like it's not like a death sentence the minute you turn 27. You know what I mean?

Like I don't know. Obviously, as a guy, you can't really speak to it. But the alternative of rushing it is so bad. I know. The amount of fun and the opportunities and the lifestyle that you give up. You give up your late 20s, all your 30s, your 40s. I also just get so claustrophobic with people that I'm like, oh, that's so long to spend with somebody. It's crazy.

Yeah. It's crazy. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like, give up your best years to do all the really hard shit. It's like, no, no, no, no, no. Yeah, I want to push that back. Wait. Absolutely wait. I'm going through,

ever since the, what's it called? The, this is, not this is the end. Last of Us episode with Frank and Bill or whatever.

I've also been going through something like, there's just so many things I don't even think of. Like, my life is so great now. I feel like it actually made me like more, like I am so happy right now because it's like, I didn't even think like,

what if I get like cancer? What if I get Parkinson'm so happy right now because it's like... I didn't even think, like, what if I get cancer? What if I get Parkinson's? What if my husband dies at 40-something? There's so much that can go wrong later in life. What if my kid gets really sick? What if they're... All this stuff. I didn't even think of... It's just all of a sudden hit and like...

Oh, my God. There's so much that can go on later. When you live a carefree life yeah it's the greatest gift in the fucking world yeah if you're blessed with like no problems you're making money you're the only bills you got to worry about are like your fucking bar bill you know what i mean and you're happy like it that's why i mean in this mental health era like everybody's you can only speak to your own feelings and your own emotions and shit but some younger people who I see who are like I'm depressed

and I'm this and that I mean I'm not gonna tell you you're wrong or you're lying but I'm like god damn well I have like you got the world at your fingertips like go have the time of your life right now like it's but I have a theory that it's like

everyone needs to have like big struggle like at some point in their life and like i it makes me nervous because like i really feel like i've like like this sounds like whatever but i'm no i mean i'm like i'm so grateful like i feel like i've like loved my life like well up until now so i just feel like something has to happen later in life like i feel like i'm gonna get like sick right right it's like you know a lot of times they say like if your pregnancy was really good then the newborn baby is going to be like a handful or vice versa yeah yeah pregnancy was terrible and the baby came out it was an angel like there's like these things tend to even out but i also think like you you don't know i've said many times in the podcast you don't know when you're when you're

a senior in college you think finals are like the most difficult thing you've ever gone through yeah and because you've never experienced anything else your brain and your heart and all that are telling you like this is the hardest thing ever yeah and then you look back on it like this was a fucking joke but in that moment your body was going through what you thought yeah was stress and hardship and all that it turns out to not be yeah but like you're you're going through shit whether or not it's really hard or not you based on your upbringing and your nature nurture like think it's hard you know well there have been times in my life where i'll be like this like all it will have been good or bad i've like had harder times but then i'll compare it to like the grand scheme of things i'll be like this is nothing compared to having a kid die. Having good perspective like that is,

is very important. I, I, I so badly wish you could just hop into somebody else's brain. Yeah. Like just a couple of times in your life, just to be like, let me,

you know, let me just feel what you feel. Think what you think. And then you're like, whoa, like, Oh my God, this is what you think is sad.

This is what you think is happy. Like, cause i think if you could just do that with one if everybody could do that with one person yeah i think everybody's lives would change where it's like you know like i i the the the feeling i get still to this day when i like get home after work after the kids go to sleep whatever the feeling I get when I like put on a hoodie and sweatpants

like get on the couch fucking have like ice cream and have a TV show I get like it's like pure joy runs through my body like still to this day yeah

and so but I'm like there are people who would be like I hate this I gotta go run a mile'm like there are people who would be like i hate this like i gotta go run a mile i gotta go you know what i mean like so i would love to just feel one other time like oh you don't you don't like this and here's what here's what it feels like for you when you do that and and this is you get upset about this when i think this is no big deal

like all that kind of shit i think everybody would have a totally different outlook on life. But thinking that you're not going to be hot after 25 is some true, full-blown Leo DiCaprio warped mind shit. Yeah, he started it. He implanted that in my mind. That is the DiCaprio disease, thinking that you're going to not be hot after 25. Whether or not you really realize that, it probably is that's probably like embedded in you a little bit from people like dicaprio from from all these like like because here's the thing if you are a if you are getting into like a second marriage or a late marriage or you were like i worked all my life and i have a lot of money like it just only makes sense for an older guy to date a younger

girl you know the one thing that makes me feel better is that my friend helped me realize this everyone when they're seeing leo with a new girl is making fun of it right they're not like this is a good thing they're like who's this child yeah totally it's it's like he goes too young with it you know yeah but i think like like i when got divorced, I wasn't like I'm looking to get involved in another relationship with someone who's like right at the same age as me again and family. You know what I mean? It was like it only kind of makes sense to not like start over, but it's just like that's kind of the way we do things. So I think a lot of that is like your program to like think and feel that way and shit. But it's like it's not 25, Jackie. I know. And I know. You know how many women who are older right now being like, fuck you, you dumb bitch.

No, I know. And I know I'm being such a dumb bitch. But this is the way that I'm feeling right now. And I don't know. It's totally valid. And I know I'm going to get over it. And I think it's a 23. I think think it like kind of what i was saying before 22 and 21 you're young 20s you're considering yourself young 20s 24 you're considering yourself young mid-20s but

23 you're an old 20 like you're out of college and i think that there's like you go through chunks in life and right now you're at the top the end of one of those chunks as opposed to the a new i also in the start of a new one and this kind of goes with like my what i was saying before if i think that something bad is gonna happen to me i just have this bad feeling that i'm gonna and i've said this i don't know why i have a bad feeling i'm gonna lose a leg at like 20 oh i don't know why. I have a bad feeling I'm going to lose a leg at like 20. Oh, I don't know if you know this. I do this all the time.

I don't know if you know this, Kev. This is her number one fear. There's the Jackie quote. I think I'm going to lose my leg. I think I have heard you say that before. And it has been, I cannot explain

how much this is. When I was younger, I had legitimately like OCD tics where I would like, every time I would have to think of something bad, this is like really whatever. Every time I think of something bad,

I have to knock on wood 10 times, touch all 10 fingers. Oh, you're a crazy girl. You're a crazy girl. I was like OCD, OCD when I was younger because I was so scared of losing a leg. And it's just been with me ever since. Can you imagine if it happened? I know.

Can you get the call one day like, Jackie fell on a meat grinder. Stop. She's only got one leg now. You see, the only thing that, before, when I was younger, I would not have been able to talk about this, but now I feel like I'm at least getting rid of it

because it would be too weird for me to be talking about it for it to actually happen. This is the thing. Jackie, you would be the spokesperson of Pirate Water. Stop, you guys. I can of Pirate Water. Stop. You guys. I can't. Old peg leg Jackie.

Here's the thing now. You're not going to lose a leg. Thank you. Because you've put it out there, and if the universe does that to you. It's just weird. That's weird. Because then that means start talking lottery numbers and shit. Because it's like, I don't know.

You can manifest. You did have that week with the Lego. What? Yeah. You did have that week with the Lego. What? Yeah. We did have that week with the Lego. Fuck! You guys! I want my,

I want to keep my legs. Well, um, you are feeling like the clock is ticking and, and I think that's very silly, but it's also a very valid feeling that I know a lot of girls go through. And I know, I, I think, I think even's very silly, but it's also a very valid feeling that I know a lot of girls go through, and I know, I think,

I think even the, the change from my generation to your generation, I think we're all in the same generation, but like, not, you know? I think TikTok has really done it for me. Probably.

But even the, the, I think when I was dating around, it was like, the dating world world is tough and it's hard to find a partner and guys are scumbags and girls are bitches and i think it's just gotten even exponentially worse so a lot of people turn to alternative methods to find love and jackie went online and made her love island application. Yeah, I fully sent it in. We'll play the video here.

I'm gonna apply to Love Island. I'm single. I'm the right age. I don't know if I'm exactly what they're looking for. But that's for the application to find out. First name, Jacqueline. Oh, I spelled it wrong. Why are you currently single?

Ouch! I self-sabotage. What makes you a good boy slash girlfriend? What makes me a good girlfriend? I'm gonna skip that one and come back to it. On the show, if you're interested in a person who's already coupled up, what will you do? See, here's the thing.

They want me to say break up the couple. I'm a girl's girl at the end of the day. I'm also a pushover, but they don't know that. I'm gonna say break up the couple. List three fun facts about yourself. I hate this question. I can never think of a fun fact about myself oh my god but i didn't why do i look so good without eyebrows what am i tripping or do i look so good with the eyebrows three fun facts about yourself i don't have eyebrows because i'm gonna shave them all off

i think i was benjamin franklin in past life should i put it i honestly can't think of anything else you're gonna go through and be like, it was a pretty good application to find something. Why do you want to be on Love Island? To find love. What are your hobbies and interests? Oh, another question I hate. Hiking. Because I'm literally one hike. There's some other hobbies. Hobbies. Fun words to say. Hobbies. I'm loving that word. Hobbits. What are your hobbits? Okay, I have to finish the application. What are your hobbits? Submit.

There's a 0% chance that I get this, but you miss 100% of the shots you don't take. I mean, it is hilarious. I mean... First of all, let me say, you got to be one of the best looking people ever without eyebrows what the fuck is going on i was like uh jackie's doing some weird thing and i was like you know everybody else who shaved their eyebrows and they are like it's like what the fuck you not that bad with no look at me look i think the camera big eyes like it like it almost like you it draws you into your eyes more.

But everybody else looks like a fucking seal, you know? Looks like Uncle Leo in Seinfeld. For Fashion Week, Asa and Aria, they were all shaving them or bleaching them or whatever. And I love you girls, but you all look fucking weird as shit. I don't know. Jackie looked kind of normal with no eyebrows. Maybe you looked normal with one leg. Stop.

Stop. We can't. We can't. We can't. I think, yeah, I think I'm going to do it. So, okay. So you were filling out your Love Island application. And there were 80 questions.

The three facts about you was one that really gave you. I hate it when people ask for fun facts. A lot of people do not like that. I think you've got like plenty of things though i know but i can't ever think of them in the moment in the moment like what i don't know you went with ben franklin didn't you i did go with ben franklin and i went with that was probably a misstep i literally couldn't think of anything else and then i went with so they're definitely like gonna throw this out the second one I went with was, and I haven't even said this,

I'm obsessed with FedEx trucks. Oh, yo, baby, you are so autistic. No, I know. I wrote my college application on FedEx trucks, and I got people responding, colleges responding, being like, this was one of the best applications we've read. Because ever since I've- Can we please somehow find that? Do you have an do you have an essay i'll try and find it i i think my

email it was like my high school like that would be it was like i mean it probably would not be even good now what did you write about fedex trucks because my whole life so okay so you know how like there's the arrow between the e and the x yeah so that like i just learned it when i was younger and then like fuck you up and then, like, autistic me or whatever. Sorry, I shouldn't say that. Like, I'm not autistic. Well, I don't know. We're all in the same.

Yeah, yeah. Like, was just obsessed with that. So then I started, like, every single time I would, like, count FedEx trucks. And, like, on the way to school. Like, every time I was in a car, I would count. That is a life-changing. In my life, there is. Before I learned the FedEx truck arrow and after I learned it.

BF. Because first of all, you can never unsee it. And when you first find out, now I think it's pretty well known. When people were first finding out, dropping that on somebody else was awesome. And what people don't even – You ever see the arrow? And then do you guys know – They're like, oh.

The colors. So green is ground. Like orange is home. They don't do it anymore. Fright is red. Blue is when it's like postal or whatever like that. So then it was just like, it just like goes on through different periods of my life and like learning new things and then like getting older.

That's very abstract. Thank you. I like that. So you use the FedEx trucks to like, as like a conduit to talk about like just how you're Getting older, learning about the world or whatever. It was like, it was like FedEx trucks taught me about the world or whatever. It was like FedExTrucks taught me about the world or whatever. That's kind of cool. But then I

accidentally developed a real obsession with FedExTrucks. Where it's like... Chasing them down like dogs in the street. A FedExTrucks comes by and I get kind of giddy. Like, ooh! You know, all this. And I don't see that many in New York anymore. There's a few of those. Do you know all this and and i don't see that many in new york anymore but um there's a few of those do you know the amazon one yeah the a to z it's everything a to z there's an

arrow going from a to z oh what yeah a m a z o n so the a to z there's a little and it also makes a smile yeah oh yeah so but that one's like a little like it's like you have to be told that one the arrow like the arrow is so perfect arrow it's like i became like it's like you have to be told that one the arrow like the arrow it's like i became like obsessed with logos at one point i really but like okay when they say like the hidden logo in beats like that's not hidden it's a fucking b everybody just sees that b yeah you know it's a guy it's a guy listening to headphones listen to music that's that's a little man right there listening to um with his headphones on what That's a head right there and these are headphones and it's a bee. No, that's not a –

If I added an eye right here and a nose right here, you'd be like, that's a – Well, yeah, but it's not there. I mean it's just like – But it's a side profile shot. I guess. I don't know. No, I think that's great. Let's see some of these other ones.

Let's scroll until we find someone that we see. Peacock. Yeah, the peacock. But everybody knows it's the peacock. That's not hidden. Amazon, A to Z. 31 different flavors. Oh, you know what?

I didn't see that one. Yeah, that one's cool. That's a good one. There's something else with that one too, right? Oh, yeah. He's like a little man dipping it, right? I don't know any of these. Oh, this is a biker.

Yeah. Somewhere. Oh, so this guy's a biker. Yeah, that guy. Yeah, yeah, yeah. The Tour de France one. God, logo people are so cool. It really is.

Like, if you nail a good one, it's like you probably get paid. Yeah. Fucking bank. GC and that one. What's the logo that they paid like a billion dollars or like a couple million dollars for that it's just like the most basic thing oh i um it's not apple because apple was cheap oh it wasn't nike it's like a oh it's the h and r block and it's just a block it's just a block and you got. Pull it up. Yeah, so it's the green block, right?

What? The block. We're in the wrong game. But like, yeah, I mean, I'm sure, because I know H&R Block, like, the block, like, it's just fucking... Deloitte has the green dot, and everybody just... There's not even any, like, character in their text or anything. That's so... But like,

you know what, though? Somebody was in a board meeting, and they were like, alright, like, present us, like, we we paid you like this we paid this firm like half a million dollars like what do you got and they were like are you ready are you ready the block green block and people were like either blew them away or they had to like explain it to him like you're the block it's in our block people just call you the block and it's just like i like it we're doing it okay assholes you know what i mean like a million or how much or even like the jingles but like you know somebody was like we're farmers insurance we need a jingle yeah we should get a case like bum bum bum bum bum bum farmers

yeah we should definitely get a case for your jingle so i i told you to do it we haven't been doing it the chicken squawk i think before every one of our social videos, it should just go quack real quick. Oh. And every time you hear quack, you know a KC Radio video is coming. Okay. Well, film it right now and we'll – Quack. Do it one more time?

Quack. Okay. One more time just so we have it. Quack. Jackie, you want one too? No, I'm not going to do it. You have to quack too. You got to give me your best quack.

I can't do it. Quack. Come too. You gotta give me your best peacock. Peacock. Come on, you can do better than that. Peacock. You're talking, you gotta almost sing it. Peacock. There you go. I think that one's even better.

That's fun. Peacock. Peacock. Yeah, there we go. Pads, your turn. Give me a peacock. Peacock. Yep, let's go, Nick.

That was good. I actually used to be able to do this. What does that mean? Oh, okay. Nick comes and flights us all up. I don't want to hear myself. It's a... Bacock! Oh!

Yo, I was about to make fun of you and be like, what are you talking about? That was the best... There are chickens on a farm that would go, whoa, that guy can clock better than me. Nick, you were here in my cool level Here in my cool level Can you do other shit? Probably it's all like Just press memories I mean he

The cheeks went in and out Like he Can you do like a boat engine? I bet you can do that really well Yeah I bet you can do a lot of shit Have you developed the dad whistle yet? No I used to be able to do it just like without even the fingers.

But now, like, nope. Sorry. I really thought that was it. I don't even know what the fingers are supposed to do. I think you have to fold up your tongue, actually. I think you're putting it in way too far. Jackie, if you're not watching on YouTube Had her fingers on her molars You're definitely not supposed to suck on your fingers You have to wipe the saliva

You slobber on your fucking fingers You think that people are doing that every time they whistle It's like you're Like pinching your Just a bunch of dads trying to see how much they like it Who can whistle the hardest I can I can a little bit Just a bunch of dads trying to see how much they like it. Who can whistle the hardest? I can. I can a little bit.

I walk around just kind of doing like a regular whistle. I do the pinch lip one. I try not to do it with people. It's probably terrible podcasting for people. If people are around, my dad is a big time hummer and whistler. You know what he'll do if you're doing it? Say you walk in a room and you're just like... I don't know, making your noises. He'll just start doing

his own noises. And it's like, well, bro. I'm doing it now. You can't do it too. Does he copy you? It's not copying, but it's also like, unless we're going to fucking harmonize here, we can't both be doing our noises. You guys both break out in a song. Fucking oom-bop over here. Do a little fucking

acapella. Okay, so you know that you're stupid for for not thinking you're gonna be hot past 25 yeah also you know you're gonna end up on love island right like that i mean like like it's no chance uh there's a small chance i think there's a good chance that you end up on no and here's the thing. I don't even actually want to because think about this. Well. What? What? You know I shared the video

to KFC Radio yesterday, right? No, I didn't. Okay, well. Do you know who saw it? No. You know who was tagged in it? No. The casting director of Love Island?

Wait, did they respond? I don't know if they have yet. They have multiple casting directors. No, no, no. They have a main one. And she was tagged in it, and it was shared to Kevin and John's pages. So she's going to see there's a massive farcical following behind it. Was that Natalie? What's her name?

We're going to make sure that she sees. I believe What's her name? We're going to make sure that it's I believe it's Shay. Like it's not Shay. Okay. Caracas. We're going to make sure that she. So everyone. You are. We at.

Well, she doesn't have Twitter. She's fucking made. No, but here's the thing. It's like I. Okay. Also, like, especially looked up US and like everybody looks so like done up and like not fake just like i would look like i think i had like a distant cousin that was on it i think really my lasers up the ass botox up the ass i would have to drop so much money you first of all you could

go on second of all like you're pretty enough to go on and even if you played like the normal girl like you said that you would be a fucking hit because i don't know i feel like i'm like too like so many of these girls are like well that that's what i mean though you would be so you also there's a chance you get voted off on love island is that how that works um it's like you like pair up it up? It's not like they're trying to get down to one, but if you don't pair up then you get voted off. So it's a matter of whether or not you find a guy to

pair up with? It's not like the audience. Or if everyone in the bill likes you. I could see a scenario where they're just like, I don't know, we're getting rid of this wacky girl. But you would be a fan favorite, no doubt. The same way people love you here. I know, but everything you do different like i don't know i i absolutely think people would be like like oh my god francesca is like

a cutthroat bitch and uh inez is like is this crazy girl and like and then there's jackie who's just like the drunk girl having fun like you would be the drunk girl having fun they only let you have one uh glass of champagne a day or a night what yeah that's not true but i would love to go on no they after a few seasons they like it's a new thing okay because i want to watch it now perfect match everyone's absolutely obliterated all the time yeah that one that one like they i think that which it makes great tv i don't know why i can't believe they're not letting people drink That's totally nuts Which it's basically like rehab That might be like You're having sex You're pairing up Drunk people

Yeah Consent That might be like a weird I think it's just I don't know I think it's just like We'll find out We'll find out when you're on the show

No You'll report back Wait you guys I can't Also the thought of you guys Watching me Flirting With like people

And going around Yes please Oh my god The recap shows That we would do You guys watching me flirting with people and going around... Yes, please! Make me want to fucking kill myself. This is going to be huge. The recap shows that we would do every time an episode of your shit airs. Oh, my God. That would make me want to actually kill myself. I'll be honest.

I actually don't even think I could do that. I don't think you guys could. I could have fun talking about the rest of your season. Yeah. When it was like, let's break down Jackie's love life and the guy she's talking to. I'd be like, nope. No, we're not doing that. We're not doing that.

But make me a promise. If you get on, you go. Well, you guys know that I'd be gone for... Can this ship even run without me? Okay, that was a big laugh. We didn't even laugh. I think we'll figure it out. I think we'll figure it out.

I don't know. What are you going to do with that? We'd have to like, I guess you don't have a phone and shit like that. No phones. How long do you go by? I was thinking, what if I brought like a pager in or something like that? I would be like, you never said no pagers.

Somebody pages you and then what? You just page me like, keep it up. The public is just like... You know it's not live, right? We would have no idea what's going on. It is live. It's live. Yep.

Well, you have to get like a, yeah, it's live. Oh, I didn't know that. Kind of. I mean,

it's like a day later. Really? Yeah. Cause it comes out every night. So like right now, like the season, so right now it's hard. Okay.

So the UK version, you, I, I would have to get like a VPN or something to like watch it live. Right. But it, they're like still in the villa right now it's hard okay so the uk version you i i would have to get like a vpn or something to like watch it live right but it they're like still in the villa right now they're still going through it and it comes out once a day every day and then um that's why that's so i don't think i realized that yeah love island is not live each episode is shot one in two days but that's like one or two days yeah that's live what a flip yeah that's the most that's why i was

saying like i just want to as a producer. That's the most of 70 cameras. That's why I was saying, like, I just want to, as a producer person. Wow. It's the most efficient production in the world. And. What is a mugging off? It's like when somebody, like. The show uses 70 cameras to capture every kiss, argument, and mugging off. It's like when somebody, like, denies you.

Or mug off? Yeah. It's like, oh, I feel like I'm being mugged off right now. You know? It's like one of those things. Who is in the American one? Like, do we have one yet? That's the other thing is nobody.

There is an American one, so it would have to be the American one. But it's just so much better with accents. I don't know why. It's like a little like ratchet. But I don't know. Maybe they watch it over in fucking England and watch this one.

I don't think so. The thing is, it wouldn't be, there's not that big of a draw to the US version. All all right well you're doing it okay if she says yes no but legitimate question if that girl sees it and was like we love you would you do it would you guys let me do it yeah yeah um yeah i guess i i would would you i would have to prepare like crazy but i would do it yes i'll yeah fuck it because i i would this is the thing is i was like um i another thing is the oldest people in the bill are like 27 so i'm aging out already rapidly i you're in your prime i'm single and like there's just i don't have any ties criminals like why why why do you need to go to Love Island?

Because my last few guys I've seen are fucking literally convicts. Yeah, they're two guys. Yeah, my last two guys I've dated are fucking criminals. Borderline felons. Maybe that's the reason why. Yeah. I think they'd be like, we have to save this girl. It would be cool to find somebody without a criminal record.

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like at 23 to 27. Yeah. And that has time for you or that takes out time for you because he should be... You can explain it. Oh, I think I'm going to love this. I think I understand what you're saying,

but explain. This is a thing amongst girls on TikTok. If a guy is young 20s... I'm'm gonna love this because i know what you're gonna say i know what you're gonna say and you shouldn't and if he has time to take you on dates a few times a week finish it then he's not going anywhere in life yes yes yes i love it if you have time for me you are a loser if If you treat me well and you cut out time in your schedule for me, you're a fucking bum. You are going nowhere. Get out of here.

I need the guy who won't even talk to me on the phone. Won't even text me back. I'd be so busy and rich. You should be in the office, in your finance job, 24-7. I love this. This is my favorite take ever and why you're all going to die single because you're fucking dumb.

It's so amazing. We just got a Mean Girls clip on this. I love it. I'm sorry, but it's true. What is definitely true, and I even said this last episode, you, sadly, unless you find the perfect job and the perfect match, you've got to pick one or the other.

One suffers while the other one is better. If you are killing it at work, you don't have a lot of time at home for your family. And not just your friends, your actual family, your dating. All of that suffers because you're at work or you're at home working on whatever you're doing. And vice versa. If you're traveling with your family, if you're taking out your girlfriend, boyfriend, you're always hanging out with them. They love that you're spending quality time and you ain't out of the office. It's, it is kind of one or the other. And, and

that to me, that life balance is like the hardest thing to do in the world. And I think the hardest, the hardest part about being happy is like finding out, like, do I, cause you feel like an asshole. If you're like, I am going, if you, if you meet somebody and you're like the next like four to five years i'm pouring myself into this blog yeah and like i don't have time for this it's always kind of like a you're just dumping me that's just an excuse but it's like it's kind of legit you know what i mean i mean but but also the flip side is true is like if you if somebody like sweeps you off your feet you you're gonna make time for them. You will, whether it's like you stop doing work or it's like I'll come over at fucking midnight just to see you for five minutes.

Like, you know what I mean? Like you'll, if you're really into somebody, you will do that. Well, fuck. Okay. And by the way, why is it not the other way around too though? You know? No, but I mean, that's the thing that sucks being a guy, is you guys, like, there's a lot of pressure to make money and everything, and like...

While also apparently being the perfect boyfriend. Yeah. Yeah, exactly. But girls just don't have that, which, which is good, because I, I mean, the, the, I would love to go back to the days that women don't have to work. I mean, you still can. I can have a sick job. You still can.

You just got to find the right guy. No, but I also am somebody I'm going to work until I'm dead. Yeah. When I lose my leg, I kill myself at 40-something or whatever. After appearing on Love Island. Yeah. But, yeah, I mean, you you definitely there's plenty of sugar babies out there you know like i don't know about you guys like i just and this is before i ever got

lucky with barstool it was just like that's what you do like you just it's just i never was like oh my god the pressure of like needing to one day provide for a family is i don't know it's just like it's just what's gonna happen yeah i mean like i never is that like why i mean maybe i was lucky enough like yeah like i i did get a good paying job out of school so i maybe subconscious i was never like yo i'm i'm about to be rich but i maybe subconsciously was just like if i keep doing this i will make enough money to provide some sort of life for a family maybe maybe not the craziest life, but like, but I just never, like there's never for, I would imagine 99.9% of guys, there is never a moment where we think like, well, maybe I'll just find a woman who like pays for everything. And, and even if you're not like a sugar baby, like take advantage of the system, you probably

have some thoughts as a woman of like, like he'll just pay for like the house and I'll just, you know what I mean? Yeah. Like, do you not? Do you not ever think to yourself like, well, I probably won't have to worry about that because like, I'll find something. I'm like, my plan is to get rich or whatever. So I have never really thought about that.

That's a good one. Not in like a good for me way. Like a I am woman, hear me roar shit. Yeah, exactly. But that's good though you're not like an asshole feminist but you are like

I'm just gonna do some shit myself I just have like always thought but but here's the thing is I also I want him to have

like old money I want him to have this is what I want that's what I mean though like I've never once thought unless I'm joking around being like I gotta find me like a rich chick.

Yeah. Like if it happens to happen, like awesome. But, you know, the fact that some girls who aren't even like being scumbags about it, but just normal girls being like, I hope he makes like hundreds of thousands of dollars to pay for everything. It's kind of weird. I totally like and I want them. I like want them to have a ranch. Like that's the one thing that my newest thing that I'm set on. So it's like I do kind of expect them to have expect them are you expecting to like move to like the midwest i want i want just to have dual time his family owns it and so then we just go every like a few

weekends totally reasonable a month or a year or something put that on your love island like what are you expecting a man with a ranch man with a ranch a ranch. A rancher. Oh, my God. Some Yellowstone shit. And then I would go, and he would teach me how to ride horses and all this stuff, and it would be so fun. But yeah, that's the plan. Speaking of the mean girls, they lit the internet on fire again with one bed, one bank account, which sounds like something, like a catchphrase that Alex Bennett heard from one of her rich people.

I was listening to that clip, and I fucking muted it real quick that that is like we're not you know it's crazy like there there's a lot of people who do that for sure i mean like my parents are think my parents think my generation are insane for having separate bank accounts they think it's the weirdest shit ever i think it's crazy if you are a guy, if you are a girl, if you are single, if you're in a relationship, if you're married, if you have kids, if you don't have kids, you're renting, you're buying what the fuck ever. If you work and make money, that is your money in your bank account to do how you see fit with it. Now, once you, if you make an agreement, that's like, we're going to save this much money to buy a house.

We need to make sure we have this much set aside for tuition. And you're not doing that. Well, then that's different. But my money is my money and your money is your money. But I think it's so important. I'll have my account. You have your account. And then you have a joint account that's like, this is where we pay our bills out of.

This is where we save our money for a down payment. This is our wedding account, whatever. But you're not going to like see every time I buy a pair of sneakers and fucking yell at me. I'm a grown adult. Same thing with you. If you're going to go buy a bag, I'm not going to think you spent how much on that bag. I spent exactly what I wanted to spend on it because I fucking worked for that money, dickhead. You know?

Yeah. But I think it's the like venmo requesting and everything that's gonna have more arguments or like just i'll say yeah i was gonna say i don't do that that's great i think it should be like i pay the mortgage and you pay this bill and i pay that bill and like yeah i also think it's like you make more than you pay more and like you have like you know a system but i i and like you have like a system. But yeah, I'm not – OK. So that's different then.

I'm not recommending like send you my bills and you pay this and that. Like I think it should be split up. I'll pay the nanny while you pay the car. I'll pay the insurance and you pay this and everything works out. But to just be like we're together now. All of our money goes into one place, and everybody gets to see. That's like literally how,

I'm pretty sure, that's how like men used to control women, being like, you're not allowed to have a bank account. I do think that's like a southern mind of thinking. Totally. And for like different countries, it's all different.

But like, if you don't have your own bank account, that is 100% a form of control, where it's like, you either have to ask to spend money or every time you do spend money somebody else is looking at it like you need to have your own bank account to be an independent human i think but i i also just feel like i'm so awkward around money that i would just rather like not have a be a conversation like who's

gonna pay for what and just have to be like okay it's like all of ours we both make money yeah yeah spend on whatever i mean i don't know like it is i i think it it shakes out easier than you would think like yeah like let's say if i'm paying rent at my apartment and then like you're someone moves in it's like all right i'm already paying the rent i already have that good why don't you pay the utilities and like the this you know and then it just like shakes out it's not like i don't think it has to be some like big thing and but then when you're doing something buying a house or whatever then it does become a big thing you have to have a discussion you have to hold up your end of the bargain if you can't if you're like reckless with money then you know different story but to just be like we're together

now all of your all of our money i don't i don't get yeah yeah now i don't know what happened we'll never find out what happened but francis went on the mean girls pod to discuss this and the mean girls nuked it and said they were not going to publish it not only do they do that i then reached out because i so francis goes on the yak and says wait a minute i took out my time i go on the show i do this appearance we talk uh they i believe that the quote was that he was patronizing that's what um i believe he said that jordan had said to him okay so so francis was saying i went on the show i did this interview they said i was being too patronizing which i could definitely see being the case but also in a way of like he was arguing his point because I'm sure Francis was disagreeing with that idea.

And then they decided not to post it. I then reached out to them and I was like, you have to post this now because this is the greatest organic promotion of all time. As a matter of fact, I'm going to start doing things like this because everybody was like, what did he say? What did he say? I want to hear it. I want to hear it. And they said that it's gone, that they recorded over it. It's not even available anymore to post if we wanted to.

I don't know if I buy that for one second. I don't believe that. And now I'm like, now I really want to know what was said. Because I'm like, if it was such a thing that not only was it not posted, it was immediately like, get rid of this. Hold on. They said they recorded over it. It's not a VHS tape. That's what I was like.

I don't know how that works. But they were like, it's not a VHS tape I was like I don't know how this works but they were like it's not even like we edited it or anything it's like we just didn't even we don't even have it and it's like gone they're the best at like accidentally having the best PR totally but I also thought like that was the

the thing like I thought they kind of knew that and it was like we're gonna say some silly shit and, but I'm not saying they like make it up. Sometimes they believe it. Sometimes they're

just talking through it and it's not even like they agree with the statement, but they're, it's just like the topic, you know what I mean? So it's not like they're just like,

you know, dumb about it, but I thought that they knew, like, we're going to talk about the hot button issues of relationships and it's going to light

the world on fire every time and it's gonna light the world on fire every time and that's the fucking gig i mean that's it's a great one they should do it all the fucking time but then you gotta gotta post it you know even if francis like let's say francis like logically like dance circles around them and made them look raw like they were wrong it's like who fucking cares yeah we're not even talking about like i'm so curious i want to know so bad. I mean if they – I'll be honest with you. They should just run it back.

I've tried doing some snooping and looking through the server. It's not even – It's not even there? It's not there. It's not on – I've looked in many places because it would be very funny if we posted it as a Monday episode. If I could do KFC Radio presents the Mean Girls Pod featuring Francis, I would do it in a heartbeat. Yeah, absolutely.

That's the fucking name of the game. Where do they store their stuff? That's the thing. Have you seen this clip? No. She kind of explains what he said. He was so okay. I mean, our text exchange was so...

Do start. The what? Do-do-do. What's the do-do-do? You know, you got a do-do-do going on. What the hell is a do-do-do. What's the do-to-do? You know, you got a do-to-do going on. What the hell is a do-to-do? Freaking. Oh, an issue.

Yeah. Oh, there's no issue. It was just more. You deleted his episode. Well, I mean, you're understanding that now that people know about this, the episode would get a lot more views than. Yeah. Sounds like. I wouldn't.

Honestly, I don't think it would. Oh, I thought so. I would listen. I think it would. I mean, I can talk to Lana, but I think she deleted it. It's long gone. It was one of those things where we had to re-record and we were exhausted. So she was like, I'm not going to keep this on my computer because I have to edit this podcast in a day.

That does not... I don't know how you guys operate. That does not feel like... So when it does come to space on computers, if it's low, sometimes you delete things. I would never delete something that's unedited. And also something you just did that it's like, well, maybe we'll figure – you know what I mean? Maybe we'll put up some clips from it. Maybe we'll use it for this or that.

I don't know. Here's the thing. I mean, listen. Everybody who's ever had a podcast or a show at some point has had an interview or an appearance or something that didn't go well and you've told a lie. You said, I mean, I've done it. Oh, sorry, man. We deleted that. Oh, I'm sorry, man. The file got corrupted.

Whatever. Sometimes the file actually has gotten corrupted. That's why the lie works. It's like, no, no, no. It was actually that you were painfully boring or you don't know what you're talking about or whatever. We've done that with people plenty of times. Not plenty of times, but a couple times. So it happens.

But it's just when you do it in-house with someone who's going to turn around and go on a mic like, what the fuck? It's interesting. It's interesting. I don't know. Yeah, I don't know. Listen, you can't do that though it's like if i like went on your show for an hour and like blocked out my day and did all that and then you were just like never mind it's like well i'm probably not gonna come back on your show now

you know what i mean like you have every right to like it's your show if you don't want to run something all good man but that's you know i'm just trying to think of like the worst thing you could have said on it though. I, I would imagine. And I, I just, I don't think I would worry about this if I was them,

but also I'm so many years in this game. Like there probably was a time where if I had a guest on my own show and they like dominated me in an argument or something, I would be like, fuck, I look like so stupid, but it's like, we're arguing about like silly hypothetical bank accounts. Like who fucking cares? But at some point in time, maybe you would be like, fuck, I look so stupid. But it's like, we're arguing about silly hypothetical bank accounts.

Who fucking cares? But at some point in time, maybe you'd be like, fuck, I don't want to look bad or whatever. It's brilliant marketing, though. It really is. Brilliant marketing for something that we can't see, though. For when he goes on Next. I'll listen.

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was your funny this drink pirateometer i think she was doing it into the mic she was into the mic she was like i know how to move products and like i do this all the time for people so i'll promote your drink like oh thank you so much bingo lady she pulled up her instagram and she had 300 followers god bless her though because she was yo that bingo was a a fun bingo it was like they play snippets of songs i've done that before yeah that's fun that was cool and she she actually had a lot of – she was like doing karaoke basically. She had a lot of passion. Oh, yeah.

But when she was like, I'll hook you guys up, I was like, oh, okay. Thank you so much. Okay, cool. There's a $500 tab open to the bar. You're going to have it all, girl. One time I did a bingo night and I – one of the things was like it was a chugging competition between everyone and I won the chugging competition. Bunch of burly men. Let's go. Yeah. You know, it ain't about size when it was a chugging competition between everyone and I won the chugging competition bunch of burly men let's go

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I can't even hear you say that I'm definitely not going to be able to watch it You guys cannot watch me on Love Island Imagine if you were just like a drunk slut on Love Island Oh my god I would have to quit I would call you, you have to quit I'd be like your dad, get home right now young lady

Get out of there, get off the island You share a bed with him every your beeper oh god okay yeah open the throat um so shout out to maddie and and uh max and the one girl i can't remember her name but she i'm so like 22 is peak for names i'm i'm sorry for forgetting your name but you also hit me with the best fact. She knows Matt McCusker from Matt and Shane's Secret Podcast, and she grew up in the same neighborhood as them. This was one of my favorite facts ever. So Matt McCusker is one of six, and he lived in one house, and across the street was the McCusker cousins, and there's ten of them.

So in one neighborhood block, was 16 mccusker kids they used to call it the mccusker compound and i was talking to feidelberg about it he goes i wouldn't be surprised if the fbi has tabs on that compound the mccusker militia out in delco penn Pennsylvania. Like, what are you guys doing out here? Just keep an eye on them. That, I mean, they must have run that fucking block. 16 McCuskers? Are you fucking kidding me?

That's so fun, though, to grow up there. Oh, hell yeah. I grew up in a similar situation where next door to us was our grandparents' place. And, like, my cousins and aunts lived there. So it was, like, always. Just hammies everywhere? Yeah, it was. Yeah, it's my mom's side, so it's the Boganskis, but it was like-

The Boganskis. Yeah. What a great Midwest, like- Oh, Polish. Yeah, the Polish, like what was his name in Home Alone, the Polish band? I'm not sure. But you could be the Boganskis.

The Boganskis, you could be a traveling family of polka music. Yeah, no, but we had like, and like all my aunts and uncles are younger, so they all still live there. Like they were throwing parties. I was filling up like

kegs when I was like 10 years old. Love it. Just to make a, like they'd give us a dollar for like my uncle's 25th birthday. It was awesome.

I'm assuming McCusker's Irish, right? I would think so, yeah. Probably a mutt of some sort, but yeah. Okay, voicemails. Let's get to it kevin john uh the crew uh currently driving home right now on the highway but i've been listening to the episode where the girl got dumped at prom and i had a similar story

um so in college i took my college girlfriend obviously a bad idea, to my fraternity formal. Prior to getting in, you know, the bus to go to the formal, I drank a whole bottle of Jameson. I no longer drink Jameson due to this exact event. So we got to the venue, five minutes in. We go up to the bar. I see a couple. I think they were a grade younger than me. Having a great time. Just fucking loving every second of it.

And I looked at them and I said, I'll never have that much fun with this girl. Oh. So I proceeded to look at her and let her know that I no longer wanted to be with her. She said, what? I said, what? And she said, are you serious? And I said, yeah, I don't really want to be with you anymore.

Called her an Uber, sent her back to school real icing on top was that the uber driver was a teacher of mine in middle school you know he started small talk oh what are you doing she's kind of crying saying that she went to you know formal it didn't really work out and he said oh you know what's school and my name was brought up and he goes, oh, I know him. He's a great guy. Yikes. I don't know if that taught Sarah's story, but I just really couldn't be at that formal with her anymore. You know what? Sometimes

you just reach your breaking point. Just a little face. Sometimes you just, your breaking point. Just a little face. Sometimes you just, and I don't know, it's often not really in college. Ah, you know what? That's not true. At any age, you can reach your breaking point and you hope

that it's just in the privacy of your own home where you say, I'm sorry, things aren't working out and you hope the breakup goes well, but maybe it's at a bar, maybe it's at a family. But maybe it's at a bar. Maybe it's at a family event. Maybe it's at a fucking funeral. Maybe it's at your college formal.

As a matter of fact, college formal is not that bad now that I think about it. Yeah. Well, I don't know. I feel like that's common. There probably are a bunch of drunk breakups at college formals. I mean, but that – But the way in which he did it – But if it's not a drunk breakup. It's just like I'm drunk

and I'm looking at something and I turn and I just say, we're done. And you dressed up and you got your makeup and you spent money. That is fucked up. But I always...

And I... It's do what I say, not as I do. The minute you want to break up, fucking break up. Don't let it linger. Don't let it, you know, don't let it fester.

Just pull the fucking band-aid and be done no matter where no matter how i mean within reason it's like their mom died that day maybe don't break up with them yeah uh but like went a little extreme there i was gonna say dog died or something like that but i went right to mom yeah yeah it's pretty tough definitely don't break up with someone if their mom just died uh but yeah formal though that's that's a shitty like but it was his formal and he brought her i guess you know like that's another you were a guest i don't know i don't know if that makes it better or worse but i would rather like when when looking at another couple makes you be like i hate this person it is fucking long past time you should have never even brought her in the first place i just hope that she didn't know.

Like my biggest fear would be having, like, I would rather get cheated on, get like, have a big blow up fight, anything rather than somebody just breaking up with me. Cause they're bored of me. Like that would be the worst.

And like, she had to have known like, well, what would you like? Like, I, I would feel stupid if someone's like, like i've i've been miserable like for like months and you're like what you know i mean like i didn't even know it like you think you're

happy and the whole time the person's like i'm so bored with you like yeah and it's like oh fuck but then it's also like why don't you speak up maybe i could have done something different i don't know i don't really believe in that though. When people are like relationships are work, it's work in the sense of like you have to take someone else's feelings and schedule and all that into consideration. You can't just be like a totally free asshole, you know, however you want to live. But for the most part, it really shouldn't be work. If it's like legitimate work, you're like trying to put a square peg in a round hole and it's not working for your life then just fucking break up yeah yeah or these people are like you know like i love this about them but this is no good so i'm gonna try to change that it's like no just go find a person that has those things i think it's like there's a common like miscommunication between men and

women that always needs to be ironed out kind of and there's that communication that's work but there's like the bigger stuff it's like just fucking don't do this anymore i wish breaking up was like more breakups have just become this i mean i i don't want to say become because i'm sure it's always been this way but it feels like with social media and you're involved in everybody else else's life it feels like these breakups are like i wanted wanted to kill myself. I became depressed. I couldn't get out of bed. And it's like, you're literally, you're going to be fine.

You're literally going to be fine. I know, but it's like taking the finals. You don't know that in the moment. I know, but that's what I mean. But you almost have to have some sort of perspective where it's like, I'm going to be okay. Yeah. Maybe I'll always think like, like well i loved her more or she was hotter or he was better or whatever yeah but like you're gonna be okay yeah just stop with the

like i'm gonna kill myself or i'm calling the police or all the crazy shit that we we know people can go through it's like something that helps me sometimes as i'm just like it's chemical like it's a biological right my body is just trying to attach to this person because it wants it and it's like that but it's just boom but it's chemicals somewhere else and those chemicals will like right and also the other way too it's just like i don't know like that dude's or that guy that girl's fucking body and brain or whatever is telling her the opposite and she you know you can't change how you feel yeah i think that i think the real problem is everybody takes breakups like like you're being mean and it's like

i'm not doing this on purpose i don't want to hurt you yeah what i'm telling you is this is not gonna work so it's hard because like even with like fights i've had with friends it's like i could see that you know like fights with anybody it's, I know that you think that you're right. And I think that I'm right. And we're both just trying to do the best for ourselves. Right. And it's hard. We're not trying to hurt the other person.

Exactly. Sometimes it's like they're, they're like evil and it's never evil. It's just, it's not working for one side. And they're trying to get loud. Yeah. Like that's, that's how it's supposed to go. You date people and you test it out. Manipulative, like legitimately.

Yeah, and those people are evil. But like if it's just like – I'm telling you. It's hard because when you date somebody, you're either supposedly going to like get married and be together forever or you're going to do the meanest thing possible to them and that's say, I just don't want you around me anymore. Yeah. And that's what you're – but that's what you're signing up for when you engage in a relationship and you have to know that that could possibly, you know, come your way.

Yeah. Next up. What's up, guys? This is the two-part Am I the Asshole? Number one, the Mets just beat the Yankees, so KFC,

go fuck yourself. This was in my DMs from a while back. Also, the Mets just beat the Yankees, go fuck yourself? Yeah, I was confused on that.

But we can just play his voicemail. I live with my family. Three family house, blah, blah, blah. Like water pressure is terrible. Three family, damn. Everyone decided they needed like a better water pressure. So they like I'm in the basement, the best spot for the water. So we decided to put something in down here.

And this is it and it is the loudest fucking thing I've ever heard in my life am I the asshole for having a problem with this you gotta make you gotta make your sacrifices in life do you want the water pressure

or do you want it to be quiet to me water pressure trumps silence I don't know what that thing was or you want it to be quiet. To me, water pressure trumps silence. I don't know what that thing was, but I want that in my house, even if I don't have a three-family. I want that baby pumping. I will say, one, having that consistent,

constantly humming, you're going to get used to that. Totally. I actually put on white noise in that. I like that. If it's beeping, it bothers me, but if it's just like... Also, that is not I put on white noise. Yeah. Like I like that. If it's like beeping, it bothers me. But if it's just like, also that is not the fucking loudest noise. I don't know if you've seen Keeg stories,

Brianna stories, my stories, New York. Get used to New York. Sound will noise will, but it's like the always sunny episode where it's like in the suburbs. Yeah. The silence gets you,

but like the banging of the fucking heat pipes, the jackhammers outside, the subways going by. The drilling outside windows right now is insane because I finally figured out because it was so weird that it was happening to me, Keegs, and Brianna. Like I've seen other people post about it. I guess during COVID you're supposed to inspect buildings every five years. They stopped for like two or three years. So now they just inspected the outsides and everyone has got dude i have i'm on the sixth floor there are men just outside of my window banging at random times of the week it's not consistent it's just like they're out there and they're putting drills right into the fucking concrete and it's just the most violent

fucking sound and it is we used to have such such a pain. We had a couple speed bumps at Fordham on campus, and there would be delivery trucks for the food and I don't know, whatever else comes through campus. And I don't know if you've ever heard a box truck go over a speed bump, but that like ba-boom sounds like a fucking bomb. And we used to wake up hungover, and I was like, is there a bomb exploding? And they were like, it's just the trucks.

And I remember going, bomb trucks? And so for the rest of time in college, we called them the bomb trucks. And I mean, there's so much noise. I don't know where this guy lives. Like, we were in Compton, so we'd be like, oh, my God. What the fuck was that? Fucking, you know, come by the gun range in my place, bud. Like there's noises all over these places. That to me though, like if it's going to make my apartment cool, like temperature wise, or the water pressure high, whatever noise I got to deal with, whatever piece of equipment I got to get. I did like what Francis said the other day on Oops.

That temperature, lining up temperature-wise with your significant other is just as important as like do you line up with your religion and your beliefs and all that. If you run hot and I run cold, we could never date. Yeah. You and I could never date. We would be at each other's throats within like a day. You'd be putting it on like 74. I'd be putting it on at 66. I hope you're happy in this new studio because it's fucking freezing in there.

Yeah. Yeah. I know. Yeah. By the way, I had a couple guests in a row point out how I was sweating. Never again, guys. We're keeping the fucking temperature at 62. No.

I am the talent. I know. I am on camera. I know. If I am sweating, we can't have it, so you bitches better bundle up. Do you think that you're going to start, like... Nope.

Whatever you're about to say, nope. The answer is just that I'm going to keep the studio as cold as it needs to be for me to be comfortable. Why do girls, like, run cold? Every girl I know. It's crazy. All you guys need fucking space eaters and shit on your table. I think it's something biological and you guys are like you're such pussies.

We literally have one. It definitely is something with iron. You're kind of losing a lot of blood. I mean there definitely is something biological. But I bet you guys also we eat shit that probably is different. You guys are of losing a lot of blood. I mean, there definitely is something biological, yes. But I bet you guys also, like, we eat shit that probably is different. You guys are just nibbling on salad like a fucking rabbit. Yeah, I mean, it's not just like body mass.

Yeah, it's like we're fucking big fat warthogs and you guys are little bunny rabbits. Less muscle, which is a natural heat producer. It's literally that you guys are pussies. You have less muscle. No, no, no. It's literally because we're biologically structured differently than you. You're literally biologically pussies. No. You don't have muscle. No, no, no. It's literally because we're biologically structured differently. You're literally biologically pussies. No. You don't have muscle.

You don't have mass. Would you understand? You're a bunch of pussies. This is why people are like, it's a man's world. Hell yeah. Also, also, it's a man's world, but also, you can get warmer. I can't get cooler. I can't take my clothes off.

You can chew a cup of ice or just like whatever you can put on a sweatshirt much easier than i can chew ice i know i guess it's like one of the worst feelings yeah that was a bad example but like it's like it's just it's not that you can put on could you imagine sitting in a room all day where you're fucking shivering and literally every single day i have to wear a sweatshirt and put on blankets over me. Why don't you get a space heater? But then it's going to heat up the whole room. Do you know how much you knock shit over? We are going to burn this place down so fast.

Will you get me a space heater? Yes. Okay. Deal. Compromise. You put it on low, you put it under your desk. I don't think it'll heat up the whole place. And then you have to shut the fuck up.

I'm not going to do that. I'm'm gonna tell you right now i know myself i'm not gonna shut up the fuck up about this you know what i respect that i respect the honesty i'm not gonna do that okay all right fucking mountain man kfc fights what's going on so i saw this uh would you rather on tiktok so i don't remember who was, but shout out them. Would you rather every time you blink someone in the world dies and you get a notification about it, or every time you take a step, an invisible shopping cart rams in the back of your heels?

Alright, cheers. Dead, dead, dead, dead, dead. Somebody's dead. Dead, dead, dead. Dead. I just killed a dozen people. Oh my god. That's a psychopath response to that. I'd be so much... I'd be so annoyed with the notifications.

Dude, you're killing my battery. Do people get hit with shopping cards a lot? Is that a thing? Have you guys been hit in the back of the knees? I've been hit in the heels by my brother. That does sound like it sucks. A lot. But also, I just don't understand

the logistics. Blinking and somebody drops dead, I understand it. I blink, some guy I think every time I blink, someone probably does drop dead. But the idea of how do I take a step and someone hits me right then and that moment? How do I get anywhere? Is there somebody following you with a shopping cart? Or is it like I take a hundred steps and hits me right then in that moment like how do I get anywhere

is there somebody following you with a shopping cart or is it like I take a hundred steps at the end of the day boom boom boom boom you know like hey you took

four thousand steps I would imagine just like the feeling the sensation okay alright it's not an actual okay I like that because it's like

I can't if I'm in a small space if I go to a bar if I go like you can't just have that yeah yeah yeah okay so it's basically like every time you take a step,

raging pain through your heels versus killing people with blinking. I nervous blink, so I can't do that. About 150,000 people die every day and you blink about 20,000 times a day.

Cut the numbers down. Let's go. How many times do you blink in a lifetime? How many days in like 80 years? How many days in 80 years? 365 times 80 times 20,000. I'm going to do this differently. Let's say you live 80 years.

Whoa. Did that wrong? Oh, look. It says 7.1 million times a year. It says right there, right? Okay, so you're killing about half a billion people. Jeez. That's not that much. What?

I thought that number was going to be astronomical. I thought by the end of my life, I would have killed an entire planet of people. Half a billion people, though, is like... I could have easily done that wrong. What does it say right there? Between 6.2 and 7.1 million times per year 5.2 so yeah Okay so let's just call it 6 6 million per year times 80 years

So it's 6 million times 480 million yeah So yeah you're killing about half a billion That's In my lifetime More people than that will die And I don't want my heels to hurt that's that's in my lifetime that's more people than that will die

yeah and I don't want my heels to hurt I'm killing everybody I'm gonna need a second phone and the I'm just yeah I'm just ignoring the notifications

yes because honestly if the notifications say like it's probably like if the notifications said like you just killed Jackie I'd be like sad but if it's just like

thank you you know like Tom Smith from fucking London I'd be like sad but if it's just like thank you you know like Tom Smith from fucking London I'd be like whatever but like I would imagine the notification is like Tom Smith from London his family loved him

yeah like you get the obituary you get a picture it's like he was a loving father gonna cure cancer however I blink

and your tape dies we all win out of half a billion people, I'd say, let's say 50-50, 250 million of those people probably deserve to die. So it's like, imagine, boom, I blink, Putin's dead.

War over. I just stopped the war. But imagine, you blink. Boom, I blink, rapist dead. I just saved you. Actually, how about this? I blink, I just killed a rapist mid-rape.

Hero. Fucking hero. And you get the notification, you just killed a rapist mid-rape. Hero. Fucking hero. And you get the notification. You just killed this rapist. Boom. I just blinked. Bill Cosby's dead. Hero.

Is he dead? No, he's not. No, he's touring. Oh, what? Which, by the way, let's discuss. Kind of want to go to Bill Cosby. Did you say you kind of want to go? Kind of want to go.

As a... To heckle? As a, like, let's call a spade a spade. I kind of want to go to Bill Cosby. Did you say you kind of want to go? I kind of want to go. To heckle? As a, like, let's call a spade a spade. It's one of the craziest things that has ever happened. If a full-blown serial rapist gets on stage, I still don't believe there will be a single club in the world that will put him on stage. I don't know if he's selling tickets. I don't know. But he's still got money where he could go do the rent and events.

Rent it out. I don't even know if he'd do that. I think if a company, a landlord, whoever, found out it was Bill Cosby, I think they would pull the plug. I think he announced, I'm going on tour. I don't think he has anything set up. Because I do not believe in this day and age that any promoter, bar, club, whatever would back him. But if it happens, I almost want to go the same way that you go to a protest or you go to the scene of the crime or whatever, just to be like, what the fuck is going to happen here?

Do you think he makes fun of it? He is self-aware about it? Would he bring it up? I think he probably legally cannot. Yeah, his lawyer would fucking kill him. But as a comic, you kind of have to be self-aware. He was like, whoa, whoa, whoa, doing that voice. Like, so I raped a couple people.

But what about the jello? There cannot be a two-drink minimum. I mean, it's just never going to happen. But I would go out of morbid curiosity. This is why my TikTok algorithm is all fucked up. I'd be like, find me Bill Cosby live on stage. Not because I want to laugh at him because I want to see like there would absolutely be somebody in the crowd who was a victim or the family of a victim. Not even his victim.

Just like of sexual assault. Who would like pull out a gun and shoot him? Yeah. A hundred percent. And everyone should cheer. Yeah. I want to see that. It'd be a show.

I want to be like, yo, they killed Bill Cosby. They killed Bill cosby they killed bill cosby so we're gonna buy some tickets all right that's it for us now we get into our interview with chase rice it's brought to you by manscaped chase rice is a whole lot of man that dude that dude uh i hope he doesn't listen to this but that guy's hot as shit you know what i mean right like colleen just leaned over i looked at jackie jackie looked over her he is super hot uh and like he's a fucking like he would be hot if he was a bum he's also like oh i'm also a country singer you know what i mean like he could literally be homeless on the street his hands are hot oh my

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Chase Rice is here. I heard you were just making some coffee, grabbing some snacks, eating some Doritos. That's tea. What am I doing? You made yourself a cup of tea by accident? Big tea guy. Big tea guy. Bro.

I'm not well versed in tea. That was very, I would have thought that was scripted. That's tea, man. Can we get the man some coffee? Did you, don't you need like a tea bag and shit to make tea one of them k is it k makes a tea i guess literally all good well it gets to the caffeine either way right yeah you get the caffeine um no i love i love though like you're you're just like uh i feel like you're a borderline member of Barstool at this point.

Just roll through here. Oh, there's Chase. What's up? I think last time I was in here, Caleb was over there, and he hadn't even started Sunday Conversations yet. Yeah, probably. Yeah, it was a different ballgame back then. Yeah, man.

I mean, I feel like you had some moments with Glennie Balls and Caleb backstage or onstage at your concerts and shit. New Year's I spent. I'm sitting there back there. It was like some EDM concert in Nashville. And I'm back there. It was just me and Caleb by ourselves. Everybody's out there celebrating the Balls drop.

And we're just lounged back in these chairs just staring at the TV. Happy New Year, bro. This is New Year, man. Sick year, man. Have you ever had Glennie on stage in one of your concerts? I don't think

he's been on stage. What an outrageous question. Well, because... No, it's not. No, no, no. It's outrageous that it's not outrageous. Because I was about to say,

I thought he did at some point with you. I was going to say he owes you a debt of gratitude because Nickelback brought him on stage. Oh, really? And let him sing an entire fucking song. Jesus. One of their hits, dude.

It was Rock Song. Imagine you go to fucking Nickelback and you're like, I want to see my song. And then fucking Glennie from Sunday Conversation is on the mic. Yeah, you'd be like, I wanted to see the fucking real bro. I'll say this, Glennie kind of smoked it. He did do much better than I thought. I was pretty impressed with how he did.

But if I was there, I was like, why is Glennie doing City on Down? Like, what is happening right now? He texted me about my album. He said, love your album, dude. I'm like, shut up, Glennie.

You don't like country music? Appreciate it, though. For real. It's a bold-faced lie, dude. I think so. That's a bad segue for what I'm about to say. I really like the album, too. I remember when we talked in Nashville, I was telling you how I love Jack Daniel and Jesus,

and you were working on the album at the time, and you were like, the new album's going to be a little more stripped down like that. And I thought you fucking nailed it. Dude, it's the best album I've ever made. It's fucking awesome. Yeah, you were very, I feel like you were in the zone when you were talking about it last time. Like, you were very happy with the direction it was going. Yeah, it's awesome.

I mean, you've got to get other people to really believe that too, I guess. But at the end of the day, if it had success, if it didn't, I wouldn't change a thing. It's an important part to get to in your career, no matter what you do. if it had success, if it didn't, like I wouldn't change a thing. So that's, it's a, it's a, uh, uh, important part to get to in your career, no matter what you do. And I think it comes with, if you have enough success and you make enough money and everything's good.

And then you can kind of be like, I don't really care what the reception might be or what might happen. If I, I'm happy with it, like then we're good, man. I wish I'd another, like I didn't do the other stuff like,

Oh, I need to do this to have success. I just did it. Cause I didn't know what the hell I was doing to be honest. Okay. Popular, I wish I'd have known. I didn't do the other stuff like, oh, I need to do this to have success. I just did it because I didn't know what the hell I was doing, to be honest. Like, okay, this is popular. I'll just do that. And I'll be the first to admit that. If I could change it, I would, but I can't.

So now I can change it. What you do, your early approach to your career was how everyone else approaches their regular-ass job, where they're like, I don't know. I'm just going to do it to like... No, but a lot of people just do their job to like, what works? I don't know. Here's how I'm going to get paid.

Or here's what people want to see. Like, okay, I'll just do that. Yeah, I didn't know. I didn't know what I wanted to do. I didn't know what I didn't want to do. I'm just like, oh, fuck it. I'm doing music. Right.

And at the time, I was a writer on Cruise. So I was like, all right, well, shit. I'll just do more of that. How much money do you make for that? You make a million dollars off of number one songs. So if us three write it, all three make about 300 grand. Is that just a ballpark or that's like some sort of number? That's a ballpark.

But Cruise was like five number one songs. So I made a lot of money off of that song. And you were a soul writer or you split it with your friends? No, there's a few other writers. So I had to split it. It's like when you had the winning lottery ticket but sold it to a few other people. I guess I got you split it with your friends? No, there's a few other writers. Okay, yeah, yeah, yeah. So I had to split it. It's like when you had the winning lottery ticket but sold it to a few other people. I guess I got to split it with you. I guess I could kill you.

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to clemson i was still in high school she went to clemson and i went down there and she was like i discovered the greatest thing ever and it was it was uh deep eddie sweet tea yeah oh yeah without going and i just discovered deep eddies this fucking week yeah i had never heard of it dude i was hunting i went hunting i was shooting guns like eight nine it might have been eight nine ten years ago with the guy that started deep eddies and it was like right around when it was really taking off so he's like shooting all these new guns he's like this one's sick now he's probably got a whole closet full of them. I had never heard of it.

We were out at Arizona. I asked these guys, I was like, first rounds on me, what do you want? He said, deep eddies. And I was like, I didn't even understand the words he was saying. I was like, what are you telling me? I've never heard of that, man. I don't know. I mean, I don't go to the south, the west. I don't know if it's not. Is it in New York? I would imagine

it's somewhere around here, but I've never heard of it man i did and then i got one and i mean well it's just not for me i'll say sweet tea no it was it was uh like lemon flavored deep eddie oh deep eddie i just like regular sweet tea like go to yeah yeah yeah chick-fil-a yeah we uh where we at um drinking sweet tea raisin canes raisin can Raising Cane's. That's probably out of here. Yeah. Raising Cane's was a problem last week. I was just eating slices of buttered bread. They just put bread out.

Like Raising Cane's, the guy, I guess the guy that started it, he flies around like Parker McCollum, Coe Wetzel. He's flying all these guys around in his jet and stuff. I'm like, let me get one of those deals. He was at, you the Dozen, right? The trivia thing we do. He came out on stage and served some people some Raising Canes. And then he walked out.

He just waved. And then he walked backstage. I was like, that guy's probably a fucking billionaire. And nobody said anything. Nobody knew it, man. That's the dream right there. To be like a billionaire that nobody knows somehow. That'd be the best thing ever cause like the Elon Musks

and those guys it's like stressful you know the other guys just chilling with a billion that you know they can walk down the street and nobody fucking cares

I think it's the I think it's inverse I think it's the opposite I think someone I think someone who I think like Drake has a line about how rappers want to be

singers and singers I'm sorry how athletes want to be rappers and rappers want to be athletes and I think if you're a how athletes want to be rappers and rappers want to be athletes. And I think if you're a billionaire and no one knows who you are, and you're out with your friend who's worth $10 million and he's getting swarmed, you're like, fuck that.

That's true. I want that select. I want to be recognized like that. There's a little bit of that going on for sure. I'll take the billion all day. Yeah. I think once you're a celebrity and you've been swarmed, you're like, I'd rather fucking no one know who I am.

And I'm not even one of the main, main guys. I get to enjoy my life still. But even yesterday at the airport, something's happening. I was like eight people going on my flight. Like, hey, any pictures? I was like, you realize I'm not Dierks Bentley, right? I was like, yeah, we know who you are. That is a good litmus test.

I mean, when people start to... Anybody who's ever asked me, like, do you get bothered about pictures or anything, I'm always like, if the day that that shit stops is when there's a problem. So, like, as long as it keeps happening, you know, that's fine with me. People are paying attention. Yeah, yeah, it's a good sign. Like a Permian sweatshirt or a jacket? Yeah.

That's sick. That's sick. That's sick. You had that one for a minute. No, not Permian. It's Friday Night Lights, but it's a TV show, so it's sick. That's sick. You had that one for a minute. No, not for a minute. It's Friday Night Lights, but it's a TV show, so it's Dylan. It's the fake one, but it's the real one. Yeah.

Yeah, okay. Yeah, there's the movie and the... Yeah. What, the pee on the... Dylan Panthers. Dylan Panthers. Okay, I got you. Yeah.

That was a goodbye. Yeah. You've been watching a while. Someone sent this to me. I love Friday Night Lights. And someone was like, I have the official jacket. I don't think it was worn on set or anything like that. I think they just got it somewhere.

And they just mailed it to me for free. Coach Taylor. Yeah, dude. His fucking zinc. Minka Kelly, man. Bro, you want to see. Dude, right before you walked in, I was like, do you think Chase Rice watches TV? Apparently.

I don't think that's something like... I was like, hot dudes don't watch TV, dude. I love TV, man. What are you watching right now? I guess when you're on tour and shit, you're probably watching a lot of TV. Yeah, I watch a lot. You get bored. What did I just...

You, season four. That guy's a creep. That guy, that shit is so weird, man. I mean, that show was weird from the jump, but the later seasons, it's like, what are we fucking doing here? This is crazy. It's weird that you're pulling for this guy. Yeah.

Very strange. Very strange. I was reading an interview with fucking Penn Badgley. I've never seen the show, but I obviously know what it's about. He was talking about Netflix and how it's fucked up that they promote Dahmer and how they make hot girls fall in love with a hot killer. And I was like, isn't that exactly what your show is? That's exactly what your show is.

That's what you've been. The star of you was like, it's fucked up that we glorify these killers. And it's like, well, his is fictional, but there's really no difference. It's like there's actors that talk all this trash about guns, but they star in all these movies. Right, right, right.

That's the name of the fucking game. Dah trash about guns, but they star in all these movies. Right, right, right. It doesn't make any sense. That's the name of the fucking game. Dahmer, man. It's just an intriguing thing. You can't take your eyes off it. You shouldn't worship him. He's sick. I mean, chicks are fucked up, man. What the fuck is wrong with you?

Chicks, chicks. Yeah, he got fan mail. Dude, there was a guy in New York, a cop in New York, who got caught writing letters to some chicks or something where they were planning. They didn't do it, but the plan was to kidnap some people and boil them and skin them and eat them.

He got thrown in jail. He actually won the appeal because the judge was like, technically he didn't do it and all he did was write a letter and you could theoretically say that it was fan fiction or whatever. Anyway, besides the point, when he was in jail, he got flooded with fan mail and chicks showing up at the fucking jail, being like, let him out. He's so hot.

He's so sexy. He wasn't, by the way. At least these other guys are good looking. That dude was fucking bald and ugly, and they were all just like, yeah, skin me and eat me. I think about all the things that I've done that I'm like, okay, i shouldn't have done that i'm like disappointed in myself and the shame you live in it's like no i'm good you're great you are good that's a great point i'm all right dude i also think about all the people and all the times myself like i couldn't get any chicks and there's fucking cannibals in jail getting their door banged down like what the fuck man i can't get laid tonight

but this guy apparently fuck dang nice guys do finish this but yeah go panthers go i need to go back and watch that uh where's your favorite place to tour these days uh i mean it's everywhere right now like it's crazy um and right, we've been just doing press and stuff. But we start March 3rd. I think we're in Nevada. And then I don't know where we're at. But my favorite show we do is in Watershed in Washington State. We did that last year.

It was me and Wallen. Oh, my God. Shit gets wild. I mean, when I was first starting, I was playing like 3, 4 o'clock in the afternoon it was like 20 000 people just screaming every word i don't know something different about up there you think people wear like diapers in those in the middle of the crowd you got to right i'll never dude i see you miss the 20 000 people look at it whether it's fucking new year's in times square or scenes like that i remember that and that was i learned about new Year's when people were like,

they were with diapers there and I was like, disgusting. Bro. But smart. But smart? I mean, if you're gonna do that,

yeah, I guess so. You can't, imagine you wait all that time. Just watch it at home. I don't know. Dude, I could not imagine ever

waiting on a line like that or getting in the middle of that. Something goes wrong and you're fucking dead, dude. You're in the middle of that shit. Fucking, see you're fucking dead dude you're in the middle of that shit fucking see you later man but watershed is like that i mean it's it's i don't know 40 000 50 000 people just nuts jammed in there this is a good crowd that's my number one show if you like one more that's it that's it i'm surprised it's that uh washington state you know i would i I would have figured somewhere hometown or down south or whatever, but Washington State, huh?

Yeah, we're doing the East Coast. We're doing some Midwest. My agent's real good about, hey, what's your favorite seven, eight spots to play? I'll be like, these. He'll be like, all right, we'll play those in three years. You're not playing those this year. What the fuck? We're not playing Washington that I see.

We're not playing California, which is actually really good fans. I want to play Montana every September because I elk hunt there. Not doing that.

Why does he do this to you? Sounds like a great agent, bro. I don't know. I got to have a talk. I got a new agent now. Well, we're also in our first

full year of touring with my new agent and he's badass. He's crushing it. So I got no bitching to do Well, we're also in our first full year of touring with my new agent, and he's badass. Like, he's crushing it. So I got no bitching to do. I do feel like it's one of those things that your agent is probably somebody, if they do too much of what you want, they're probably not doing their job right. You know what I mean? Yeah.

The job is to push you and make that money and do the business. He's badass at his job because that's what he does. Right. I can't rely. But it'll be good about, like, I'll send him a text. Hey, I want to play this show. All right, let's go. Tortuga is another one down in Florida.

It's like, that's a shit show. Last year I played. Tortuga just sounds like, I honestly thought you made up a pirate island. I've heard of Tortuga before. Captain Tortuga. But like, it's in Pirates of the Caribbean. I don't think I knew if Tortuga was a real place. That's a, well, it's. I thought it was a type of turtle. It's in Fort Lauderdale. I just call it Tortuga before? Captain Tortuga. But like it's in Pirates of the Caribbean. I don't think I knew Tortuga was a real place. That's a, well, it's in Fort Lauderdale.

I thought it was a type of turtle. It's in Fort Lauderdale. They just call it Tortuga. Okay. But like last year, me and Wallen did a bunch of shows last year. And I was pumped for that one. I'm like, hell yeah, this is going to be great. He played, I played the main stage before, but I played the other stage later, which

is a better slot, I guess. But they're on opposite sides of the beach so i'm sitting there like wait a minute so i'm playing at about 7 30 you know sun's going down perfect time meanwhile he's over here right after me like the hottest artist on the planet these people are gonna get the fuck out of my set and go all the way over here and surprisingly they really didn't they hung around the whole time. I was like, damn, these people are badass. That one made me nervous. I'm like, shit, they're going to leave.

They hung around, so that was cool. So you're about to tee off and Tiger's pulling up on you. God damn it, dude. I'd imagine that is a fucking dynamic duo, you two. Holy shit. I can't imagine the shows, the after parties. Oh, really? We were sober all summer together

What was that about Needed to slow down Yeah needed it We're not anymore We were FaceTiming last night Like oh fuck Was that So wait wait wait

That's great So leading up to it To the summer Things are just Going a little too hard Was there like A single point Where something went wrong,

or was it just like, I can't keep this pace anymore? It was just, I can't keep this pace anymore. Your body's just like, no, can't do it. How old are you now? I'm 37. Yeah, all right. I'm the same age, but I slowed down a while before you. But yeah, you get to a point where you're just like, no more.

And for me, it was post-COVID. I think it was before I ended up not drinking for a while. I went to a buddy's house that i spent all their all our covid together we're doing beer olympics we're doing all that yeah yeah um it was i think it was super bowl last year and i go to his house we're hanging out i bring over two full coolers of beer and i'm like let's fucking go beer olympics let's do it and and like that's what my mindset is and as i walked in he's like bro we got our kids here this isn't the beer olympics like are you all right i kept going with the mindset of like covid still on even though it's been two years past i didn't realize

like oh you need to calm down that might be a moment a put in a lot of bad habits yeah COVID I was like food, booze during COVID I was like I'll do five glasses of whiskey a night and then

three years later I was like we gotta go to work in the morning now we're not on vacation anymore it was it was such a blast

though it was an awesome time if it wasn't for massive death it would have been fucking amazing that's right I was like

are you even allowed to say you had fun yeah it's like a blast if it wasn't for massive death, it would have been fucking amazing. That's right. It's like, are you even allowed to say you had fun? Yeah. It's like a blast. If it wasn't for everybody's grandparents being dead, it would have been my favorite time I've ever had. I fucking loved it. I'm not. I'm glad you said that. Old people, man, they die.

All right. So we'll say that it was the Beer Olympics around the kids that set you off on the sober path. Yeah. So you do that for, what, a summer, you said? We did it all summer. Yeah. I did it all summer. Was it like struggling?

Dude, I had a blast. Yeah. I had like the best summer of my life. I'm loving life now. I'm happier than I've ever been. I'm fit. I'm skinny. I'm like, let's go fuck it up.

That's where I'm at now. But now I've gotten to the point now, I'm like'm like okay you started taking a little too far again right now i do drink different now i'm like okay so when you decided to restart you said you're on facetime with morgan was it like okay we're done with this right let's let's no no that was just last night oh okay he's just at a bar okay where are you at i can't come down right now The kids is such a I've started going on our friend trips And I'm 34 and single And I'm still in like the let's go let's go

And this winter We went on vacation with all our friends And it was the first time Where I was like damn we're getting old Because someone's husband is sober now There were two kids there Someone's dead And I was like i'll open another bottle i'll get another bottle dude this guy was the worst fucking house guest of all time when uh it was a ski house or a beach

house beach house right you showed up sick gave everybody covid that was got all their kids infected that was i tried to get. That was this vacation last year. So I showed up with COVID. I tested before I got there and I showed up and gave fucking everybody COVID. Wife, kids, everybody got COVID for like a three day stint with him while he just stayed in his room.

We had to rent the house an extra week because everyone was so sick we couldn't leave. I cost everyone like $25,000. Oh my god. was so sick we couldn't leave so i cost everyone like the quarantine 25 grand while you're also the guy that's just everybody's trying to have a good wholesome time but they like it is it's tough and like i this time i was healthy but i was hung over and i was like god damn these kids get up early it was like 6 a.m. Just like pitter patters running around. And I get why once you have kids.

You just can't. It's just like you do it a couple times and you're just like, this is not fucking worth it. To be hungover with a little kid like a baby. It's just like, no. Fuck. No, I'm not doing it anymore. I just had a time I was in Florida and it was like after a run where we were just just i think it was press for the album and i hit up my brother he lives in orlando i oh i just opened a bar um in st pete and i hit him up i'm like man i need a day like let me just

love on your kids let me just have a normal wholesome like oh people live like this too and so i'm like i'm thinking okay perfect he this too, right? And so I'm like, I'm thinking, okay, perfect. He's going to set me up. I get the room. No, 6 a.m. Danny comes in. My brother's like, yeah, go wake him up. I was like, dude, no. This was my time to come sleep in.

Dan comes in and starts punching me in the face. I got this freaking eye thing going on. He's like whacking me in the face. Wake up. I'm like, God, I wanted it. I've never wanted to fight a six-year-old yeah man you don't i you don't want that you do not want that trust me i have fought six-year-olds before it is i don't know how you're not in jail for so many reasons dude i've fought my i've fought my my like nieces and nephews and stuff before cause it is

we've said this before we're like I used to be a camp counselor too when I was a kid and I was like younger I'd be like 17 like coaching like the 10 year olds

at a hockey camp and shit like that you can fucking fight kids dude you just gotta be this kid's tough you gotta be subtle about it you gotta like they just

they're like a fucking you could throw them off your roof and they just bounce back up do it again yeah it's crazy you just get're like a fucking. You could throw them off your roof. Yeah. And they just bounce back up. Do it again. Yeah. It's crazy.

You just give them like a headlock and like a little extra horn. Dude. Oh, I was in the room. Like he's sitting there pounding on me, hitting me. Wake up. And then like out of nowhere after a minute of that, it's like I'm clearly, I'm just trying not to move. I'm trying to fake like I'm still sleeping.

He just stops. He turns his dad down. So he's like, he's not waking up. It's like, no, you little dick. I'm just trying not to move. I'm trying to fake like I'm still sleeping. He just stops. He turns his dad down. So he's like, he's not waking up. It's like, no, you little dick. I'm awake. I'm trying to get you to leave the room. Let me go back to bed. I just put my son on to the WWF.

And now all he wants to do is wrestle. It's huge again, right? Yeah. It's not like it was. What they did is they went very family. They went in a family direction. So that way you get like a zillion more eight-year-olds, but it's not as entertaining for the adults.

It's not Stone Cold. But I laid down some mattresses on the ground and we wrestled. And so now, immediately when he sees me, he comes running in the house, pops his shirt off, let's wrestle. And I'm like, okay. And he's fucking kicking me in the dick and elbowing me in the nose. I'm like legit getting beat up by him.

I'll come over. I'll take care of you. And they don't hold back. They'll just come up being smoky right in the nuts. Dude, they don't know anything. They're little idiots, man. Humans are the worst. Every other fucking, every other animal pops a kid out and you're like, go hunt. Go live on your own.

Do your own thing. Kids, you know, until they're like 12, if you don't take care of them, they're fucking dead, man. Until they're like 30. Yeah, for real. Until they're 34. I've heard people talk about drunk people. They're like little drunk.

Yeah, they're like little drunk humans. Kids are like little drunk. When you have that in your mind and you watch them stumble around, it's very funny. I've seen Feidelberg stumble to his bed the same way that my son has. It's spot on. Yeah, me too. So you're on a bar, you said? On a bar, yeah.

We opened one in Cleveland, St. Pete. And those are the first two. I think, I don't know where. Scott, welcome to the farm. It's this logo, but this is my farm logo. Okay. And they just took that and put WTF instead of TECO. Welcome to the farm.

The farm, I've heard about the farm. The farm's a spot. It's sick. One in Cleveland has been like that. Oh, I meant your farm. Oh, my farm. Yeah, yeah. That's sick, too. That's a spot. It's sick. One in Cleveland has been like, that's crushing. Oh, I meant your farm. Oh, my farm. Yeah, that's sick too. That's not crushing.

That has the buffalo and I'm losing my ass, but that's why I toured. Buy buffalo. So you approached the music business kind of like, I don't know, let me just do this, but did you know what you were doing in the farming business? No. Right. Because that seems like something i wouldn't get into unless i knew what the fuck i was doing so you bought a farm like let's just get a bunch of

buffalo let's just see what happens when we get a bunch of buffalo so i had to farm already okay and during it was a covet thing i was like i'm not making any money i'm actually losing my ass because i'm keeping everybody on payroll uh let's figure out a way to fuck this up even more let's go buy some buffalo oh let's spend 100 grand on the fencing too it's like dude it's a lot i'm about to spend another 20 grand on these new shoots that i gotta get to work them which means you give them their shots and stuff uh-huh because i mean i was from me and nando away behind the gate last time we worked them from our biggest bowl he got around the gate somehow and i'm just staring at him oh fuck yeah, fuck. Yeah, and he didn't. He went right back around, thank God.

If he comes at me, I'm dead. Just take it. Just take it. Yo, that would not be a great way to go. Chase Rice is dead. What happened? One of his own buffalo killed him. That's not.

It'd be kind of sick. I do have an album coming out. I just had one came out. It's out already. Shit, it's been a. Is it Friday? Yeah, it's been. No, it's Thursday.

Tomorrow it's been a week Is it Friday? Yeah, it's been... No, it's Thursday. Tomorrow, it's been a week. So, I need some press. We got to fake my death. Honestly, I've thought about that before. If you fake your death... You're real screwed when you come back, though. You know what, though? Fuck it.

You know? Like everything else, you just say, like, I don't care and power through it. At least some people were mad. You still think Tupac's alive. Yeah, it's like, fuck it, just play like that. Yeah, you guys don't care about Tupac, whatever, same thing with me, who cares? Sick world, man.

So, this bar I'm interested in, because we've been opening up some barstool bars. Yeah, I've seen them. Nashville, right? We're starting, we're putting one in Nashville. But we have Philly, Chicago, Arizona at the moment. Were you involved in, is it your type of bar? Yeah. You were like, I want it to be...

Well, they kept calling it Country Bar. They're like, we're doing Country Bar. I was like, well, if you're naming it that, I'm out. Yeah, that's what I mean. No, they came to my house. They came to my farm in Tennessee. They took a ton of pictures of my barn. Who was that?

Like a hospitality group or something? Yeah, Ford. And they took all the pictures, like elk chandeliers hanging down. There's a Dairy Queen sign, which my dad used to take me to Dairy Queen, so I got that in my barn. After Little League baseball games, we'd go to Dairy Queen. Hell yeah. They turned the blizzard upside down.

Good memories. Yep, yep. So they took all the stuff that's in my house or around my house and made it a barn. Put it in a barn. That's very dope. How often do you get to it? I've been to the Cleveland one twice. I went to the opening, and then I went to the opening of football season last year there.

We had a day off, and Cleveland was kind of in between. I was like, all right. I'm going to try and have like 10. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I can just pop in at all of them. Everywhere you go. Yeah, this last one cost me an Iceland trip, though. I was in St. Pete.

We did the bar opening. A bunch of the investors were there. I was like, okay, I'll hang around one more day, hang around with the investors. And it's St. Pete. It was a nice day. And then the next day I wake up, I reschedule for one more day later to go to Iceland, and I'm going to be set up in Iceland.

JJ from Kaleo, the band, like, the way down we go. That band. Everything's set up. And I wake up and my flight was canceled. So I'm like, fuck, I should have just flown there yesterday. Yeah. You're set up the whole trip? I canceled the whole damn no fuck dude iceland is uh is a i've heard very good things about

iceland it's not a place that like like growing up i would never thought like i gotta go to iceland yeah you're an adult yeah you hear about like you can do some cool shit there iceland and he he said he made me promise him like 10 years ago when i met him he said just promise me at some point before you ever get married come to iceland while like while you're single and this was my chance and i blew it so i think i'm gonna go in like may or i was gonna say are you getting married then you got plenty of fucking time i got time this year i'm going back yeah i don't break promises. Like, he could do the same thing.

Just be like, I don't know. But he picked up and went to London, like, on a whim. Like, literally on a Wednesday, decided to go to London for a soccer game on a Thursday. Who was playing? Liverpool, Man City. When was it? November. It was past November.

It was at Anfield. And it was like, Man City was undefeated at the time. Liverpool wasn't doing that well, which they're not again. But it was Liverpool Anfield and it was like Man City was undefeated at the time Liverpool wasn't doing that well which they're not again but it was Liverpool won 1-0 it was fucking I watched

I'm a Man City guy oh are you fucking Liverpool I went to Anfield a few years ago to watch Man City but that was the year Liverpool was unstoppable

yeah we're far from that now I was going to say big win yesterday I would not opinion for a EPL league. We toured in Manchester in 2017.

I get there. The guy at the airport is talking about Man City. I'm like, I wanted to go to Man United game. I didn't even know Man City existed. I didn't care about it. I just wanted to go and see a game. Then we went to Man City instead because they were in town. They put us in a suite, free drinks.

They treat us like that. I'm like, hell yeah, this is sick. So I just kept up with them. And then two years later, I become a huge fan. You get it. You go in. And old Man City fans fucking hate me. They're like, this motherfucker.

You don't really love Man City. I'm like, shut the fuck up. Yes, I do. I do that with him all the time. I fought a group in America. But I get why they hate me for this one. I was 2019, fly over, I have Eyes on You, number one song. It's that week.

And they have me on the parade, on the buses, with the squad. No, you were Salt Bae, man. Did you see Salt Bae at the World Cup? No. Right when Argentina wins the World Cup, you know Salt Bae, the fucking... He was taking pictures. The only people allowed on the field...

Sorry to interrupt your story, but the only people allowed on the field at the World Cup are legitimately presidents and heads of state and the queen and shit like that. Then there's Salt Bae and he's literally grabbing Messi. Yo, yo, yo, let me get a selfie with you.

Oh, I heard about this. Messi's like, who the fuck is this? He has all these pictures on his Instagram. He's like, hey! And the guys in the picture are like, how'd he get down there? I don't know, man. It was just like, everyone's like, fuck this guy. So you were the Salt Bae of Man City. Well, they weren't like, fuck this guy so you were the salt bay well they weren't like fuck this guy i was invited so that was cool but i didn't belong

there i'm like looking down at all these longtime city fans and they're all just like they're looking at me like yeah they think i'm somebody what's up that's awesome that's great just blend in with the gang dude we had a blast that had a blast that night. Those guys, I feel like, must... That team was stacked. I feel like those guys... You went out with a team like... Yeah, like Manchester Cathedral after the game. Pep's there.

That's so sick. We've always done a lot of questions like, if you could go out and party for one night with one team from any point in history, who would it be? And we almost never answer soccer because I guess we just have, we're always thinking like, I'm always like the 86 Mets or the 90s Cowboys or the Showtime Lakers, all that shit.

Those nice Cowboys would have been fun. I mean, that would have been great. But when you really think about it, you go out on the town in, you know, like pubs with like this, whatever, you know, top dog in England is. I don't know if you're getting anything bigger than that. more like fun than that you know what i mean like that would be our our scene right more so than like it was cool but at the same time like phil fodan i think he was like 19 so he's not getting hammered de bruyne is with his wife uh i was at one point in a circle with all the guys from Argentina,

like Sergio Aguero and Odomendi and all these guys, and I'm just sitting there like, I have no fucking idea what you guys are saying. You can tell when to laugh and just laugh. I start laughing like this. You fucking boys, man. Let's go to Argentina. You know what's funny?

Louis C.K. told a story on one of the podcasts we listen to. And he said he used to date this girl who was French. And she does comedy in France. And he went to see her act. And he said he just found himself falling into it and laughing, even though he had no idea what she was saying. He's like, there's some sort of hypnosis to it, that even if you don't know what's going on, you just pick up on the cues and the way she's doing it he was like

it was the funniest like one of the funniest shows i've ever been to and i didn't even know what the fuck they were saying that's some wild shit that's how i listen to my grandfather talk that's such a good point he just mumbles my parents are getting old now you know like I forget that my parents now are older than their grandparents. They're somebody's grandparents, you know? And they just are on fucking repeat and telling the same wacky stories and shit. My mom is like, I'm like, I got to. So that's normal.

Yeah, I guess so. My mom will ask me the same question four times. I'm like, are you all right? She'll tell me the story at night. Wake up in the morning. I go see her that day. Same fucking story that ends with the same question four times i'm like right are you all right she'll tell me the story at night wake up in the morning i go see her that day same fucking story that ends with the same attitude did you see this thing yes yes i did i saw yesterday when you talked about it too yeah i did it with my dad recently and in defense of my parents like they there's a bunch there's four kids not a ton but a little more and like he called and it was like he was following a script

i could see that it was the same conversation we had and i'm like he probably hangs up and does it four kids, not a ton, but a little more. He called and he was following a script. I could see that. It was the same conversation we had. He probably hangs up and does it to Benny. Topic three or four. I was like, you know we had this exact conversation yesterday. He goes, I don't remember which one of you I talked to when. I was like, all right, that makes more sense.

We'll get there. Oh, I get it now. You're just going to live in that bachelor life forever? I don't think so. No? You think it's in your so no you think it's in your future i think it's in my future other people laugh about it but they also don't really know me right right right it's like yeah i think so i don't want to wake up and be 60 years old and be freaking going out on tour hanging out with a bunch of 30 or 20 yeah yeah it's it's not it's

one of those things that uh it's like being the the super senior who comes back to school and it's not, it's one of those things that, it's like being the super senior who comes back to school and it's like, but I don't know, at the same time, the grass is always greener, man. I'm like, I would love to be 60 and fucking hang out. Everybody says that. It's like, yeah, I talk to, well, now, I got a bunch of married buddies that are like, no, they love it. It's awesome. But they don't have my lifestyle. So, I mean, I will, I know I'm going to have to change shit. Yeah awesome but they don't have my lifestyle so i i mean i will i know i'm gonna have to change shit yeah if i don't it'll be over you mean you have

like regular like friends with normal lives right yeah because that's the that's the rub is where it's like you you love it because you can't do the same shit i can do you know it's like yeah you you know you don't want to just like hang out with your buddies like at fucking i don't know the country club so you're you're fine with your married life i can go just hang out with your buddies at the country clubs. You're fine with it. I can go fucking hang out with Man City. It's a lot different when you have opportunities in front of your face. Right. But at the same time, I want kids one day.

So I'll have to change a lot of shit. You just got to know that. There are a couple times where you're like damn i'm gonna have to change things and she's like never mind you're like never mind i'm not changing shit and the thing is though like you gotta understand like you like i'm gonna have to have a woman that makes me want to change some stuff but i don't know i've never done it but i'm assuming at the beginning it's gonna be a little different than five years down the road it's like why the fuck did i change this again?

You never know. I don't know. Hopefully. We just wrapped up a trip in Amsterdam. Have you ever been? I've had two nights in Amsterdam. That's what we did. Two different trips.

Okay, we had one two-night trip. The comedian Bert Kreischer invited us when we were in Nashville, actually. Yeah. Like, right after we talked to you, probably. Right after we talked to you, Bert came in that same house. And we had a conversation where he was talking about, wouldn't it be cool to just pick up and go on a whim and go somewhere wild? And he was like, I'll make you a promise.

Sometime this year we're going to do that. And then just like two, three weeks ago, he got the text. He was 24 hours notice. He said, the clock starts now. 24 hours, your flight leaves we're going to amsterdam and uh i mean it was fucking unbelievable right it was and we're we're with bert and we're doing it for this two-day thing so it was like we're doing all the fucked up shit we're not doing we're not doing it easy we're not you know we're not there to see the architecture so we had like two full-ass nights actually right, right after we left, they changed the rule.

You can't smoke weed in the red light district anymore. Really? Yeah, they said it was getting too noisy for tourists. I was like, it's probably fucking Bert. It's probably Bert's fucking loud ass screaming in the street smoking weed. They were like, the locals don't like how loud the tourists are. I was like, if you're a local who lives in the red light district, are you really like, that weed smell is bothering me?

It's the naked woman on her phone in the window. If you're local in the red light district complaining about anything, get the fuck out of the red light district. Get out of the red light district. Come on, man. They move to a college town. It's too loud.

Yeah, get the fuck out, man. You move to fucking... People just bitch, man. It's crazy. I couldn't even imagine what was coming from Amsterdam. I can't believe that. That shocks me. So what? you hit the banana bar that shocks me so what

you hit the banana bar in Amsterdam yes yeah you did with the banana show I don't know no no

if you did you either know or you wouldn't know if you were there I'm assuming I can assume what that might be I feel like I did

hit the banana bar but I'm not recording well I don't know let me just ask you this did you eat a banana out of a stripper's pussy? No. Then you didn't do the banana.

That's why. So I've heard about that. That's why it's ringing bells. It's a pretty yes or no. I did. I went into one of the like, oh man, this is great. I forgot about this. I'm not big on hookers and all

that stuff like that's not my deal i don't want to pay for it right but we were a crew of five or six and we go into the one like the peep shows or whatever where you pay the quarters and all that whatever go in i'm like okay this will be interesting me and one of the girls we were with go in there together we're sitting there looking dude i mean it was as soon as we get into this she could play linebacker for the yo we get in there it's like a circle ring and there's windows all around like this is fucking wild and out of nowhere she just i don't know if they can see us i have no idea she just knows what to do i'm sure she just on the other side of it just points at us just points right out it's like you comes over like just with as much purpose as you

can possibly have and just turns over and just spreads her ass for it and i'm just like damn what the fuck kind of aggression was that like she pointed at us hauled ass over to us, and did that. So that was my one experience. We got the hell out. What do you do in that moment? You just laugh. It was just funny how aggressive she was with it.

I find that shit funny. It was funny. We were at that bar and doing that crazy shit, and then there was a dude next to us, solo. We were a crew of guys laughing and shit he's like got his head

between her legs and he's like being all like sensual and sexual and I was like that's fucking weird having some fun with it laughing at it

we were just doing our thing group hanging out having a fun time like if you're in there alone and you need that you probably should talk to someone yeah when these guys

did their episode I think you guys all thought we were going to fuck hookers, right? Yeah. Come on, you guys know us better than that. They're like, yeah, yeah. I said that you guys were going to be pussies about it. Yeah, that's what it was. I said that you don't even stay up late enough,

let alone pay for it. It's not that I... I mean, I guess I would be too much of a pussy but it's more that i would never i just don't yeah i don't think i was being a pussy that's being smart yeah yeah yeah no that's not but but the theatrics man what are you what are you fucking gay can't fuck an eastern european linebacker spreading her ass for you this girl girl's intense. It was funny as shit, though. You know what is weird? A lot of them were standing

in the boxes. Like, you walked down the alley, right? And a lot of them were just on their phone. Because I'd imagine you're sitting there waiting for a long time

for somebody to pick you. What the fuck did those girls do before their phones? Literally just stand there. Just stood there. Just like, people watching until someone decides

to fuck you. I just don't like the idea of... I don don't like the idea of like you know somebody else was just in there yeah something like they well they didn't even change the sheets dude what do you feel about like uh the thought of like uh someone's high heel being up your that that is a different story you said that so so like yeah yeah yeah it was we were at the banana bar

and this chick like it was so they do like seven different shows and like they basically they were like eight of us and they were grabbing like one person

to be interactive with everything you know like a bachelor party where sometimes the strippers embarrass the bachelor it was that and like they were like you're gonna get a spanking

I was like fine whatever you give me a spanking and so I get up on the thing and she takes my belt off, and she's fucking hauling back. Like fucking whacking me. And it hurts. Are you bare skin? I'm bare skin, yeah.

And bro, by the way, I don't think you realize, this is the belt I was wearing. It's fucking alligator. Oh, alligator. I'm not touching it, but yeah. Dude, this is a funny and uh and so like

I'm like I'm like in pain but I'm also putting on a show for the boys I'm like do it again do it again and then

do it again she loved you and uh so like I'm like laying down on my stomach getting bare ass and I hear her

be like enough for the grand finale and I hear her be like, Enough is a grand finale! And I hear the boys start going nuts, and I'm looking the other way, I'm like, I don't know what's happening right now. You're a trip type shit. Yeah, dude, and apparently she was like, the grail was holding up her shoe like a stiletto,

and then she, I'm standing there, I'm just laying, I have no idea what's happening behind me. I'm full-on laying down, I'm not at idea what's happening behind me I'm full on laying down I'm not like at the doctor's like this I'm like full on laying down on the table and then she just

fucking like rams it and it doesn't get in my ass to be clear and I'm like she rams it but it just touches

the cheeks and that that obviously causes me a significant amount of pain so I pop up and I'm like I'm like ahhh I of pain, so I pop up and I'm like,

I'm like, I'll never forget that. I'll scream. I gotta be honest, guys. I've done a lot of tour press and album press. It's been all serious. I got dog songs. I got all these real songs.

This is some shit I never thought I'd be talking about. This is the way you do press. And then tell them the real finale. And then as I'm screaming, she fucking takes the same shoe and shoves it in my mouth. And it's like... Oh my God. And I got that on the table. I was like, was that the same shoe? Did you pay to do this? And I got that on the table. I was like, was that the same shoe? They're like, yeah, dude.

Did you pay to do this? Burt paid. Technically, guys pay for that to happen. Like, all right, give me my money back. You should pay me. You got more out of this than I did. This goes back to the conversation. Like, at the end of the day, when you think you're fucked up, like, no, I'm okay. I'm not as bad as I thought I was.

Anyway, all dogs go to hell. Interesting song title. I think we are going to hell. What's the craziest shit you've ever done that you can say on camera? Oh, my God. Yeah, I mean, that I can say on camera?

My publicist is watching this in the other room like shut up in the interview I mean I've done a lot of crazy shit you go on tour

when you're 25 26 years old that's what I can't imagine at that age having I've had a blast man yeah

I'm just gonna say Milwaukee don't worry about it that's Milwaukee Milwaukee that's all I'm giving it I like that the rest is Milwaukee Milwaukee you know I want everybody That's Milwaukee. Milwaukee. That's all I'm giving it. I like that.

The rest is statement to the man god. Milwaukee, you know. I want everybody who was in Milwaukee when Chase was 25 years old. Some of you out there know. Okay, hit me up.

I want to know. When you ask someone what's the craziest thing they've done and their answer is just a city, you know that they put a fucking beatdown

on that city, man. It's like when you ask debbie what's the greatest thing you've done it's like dallas the whole city man milwaukee that's chase does milwaukee um we were no but we were honestly the when you put out the new album is i hate cowboys and all dogs go to hell he told me that all right what like what was that when you listen to the song all dogs go to hell makes a lot more sense. I went, like, what does that mean? When you listen to the song, all dogs go to hell makes a lot more sense. Were you ever nervous? Like, damn, they're going to.

They might think I'm anti-dog here. It's so over the top enough that people. Yeah, there's got to be something going on here. The only thing I did, like, I haven't read reviews because I'm like, this is good. Like, I know this is good. That's the game, dude. Don't read reviews ever. So, but i did make an

accident of going on i was on itunes the other day i was like which is dumb like people don't buy music anymore it's like you get six reviews on most people stream and i go on itunes and i'm reading and i'm like three and a half stars this is horseshit i text my manager i'm like i'm not reading these reviews but this is bullshit they can review it without even buying the album. Fuck this shit. I'm all having a hissy fit. And all he does is screenshot one review back. And this is when I'm like, okay, this is dumb.

I'm not even going to look for it. But this is a real album. We didn't use tracks. We didn't use click. We didn't use nothing. It's all real instrumentation. It's real as it gets for me. There's a song about my best buddy almost shooting himself.

It's real shit. His dog saved his life. The one review was like, this is that hip-hop, bro country, dirt road bullshit that they just don't know where to put it. That's when I was like, okay, I'm fucking fine. You just have people hate you for no reason. Hip-hop? When they're making no sense with their hate, it's like, right, right, right, right.

Other than that, like, yeah, I've not read any reviews. And everything I'm hearing is like, dude, this is legit stuff. All that matters is if the people who know what's up are down with it. Yeah. And they, you know. At the end of the day, like, you can look at social media,

you can look at anything. There's one thing, in my opinion, that you look at when you in our industry that i look at that i'm like are people showing up at shows and singers that's how many people there's a lot of if you're selling out everywhere you go and people are singing the songs that's the number one thing now when you're making songs like that though like you know maybe there's a spot at a live show for a song like that but for the most part you're probably not singing the songs about your your buddy who almost kills himself i don't think so and i don't know we haven't started we'll find out i guess but the song's blown up so much it's called bench seat and it's like maybe you will you're gonna have to sing that every night yeah and i love the song i just wasn't prepared to like tell that story as much right

right right i had a feeling it was bench seat it made sense and the bench is a great song and the video is insane it's intense um do you ever think like all right i gotta make a couple bops for to be able to do like when we're on tours for you know people to sing it wasn't the bop thought because i've done that um you know eyes on you is like it's a pretty pop song ride was a cover i did that's like we just did that as kind of a joke but it blew up it's like three or four times platinum now yeah um that's all that's all through that time where i was like i didn't know what i was doing yeah um so if people listen to my music and they don't like it i don't really blame them um but if you listen to this album and that's the type of shit you like which is what i like then i mean i've heard a lot of things like lasard who uh my old

tour manager he's actually introduced me to Barstool years ago. And he came up to me in Arizona. He was like, dude, I've been reading a lot of shit, man. It's like, man, fuck this motherfucker. I thought I hated him, but this shit is good. That's a huge compliment. Turning a hater to a fan is the hardest thing you can do. It is hard.

If you're doing that to one or two people, that means there's thousands of people who are liking it. That's a big deal. But the mindset for this one was, I don't want an album full of dog songs that are sad as shit. Right, right. So we got Bad Day to Be a Cold Beer.

I didn't want to record, but my producer was like, and that was Justin Thomas said that to me at Truidor. Bad day to be a cold beer as well and i didn't want to record but my producer was like and that was justin thomas said that to me at uh at truidor yeah it's like it's a bad day to be cold beer something i'm gonna write that we wrote it and uh i forget like as we recorded my producer really wanted to do it he's like dude this sounds sick we need to do this i could see i mean and live it's gonna be a cold beer in the country world yeah i was gonna say i'm surprised you were against that because that's gonna be fucking fun when that happens it's going to change my mind. It's going to be a cool beer in the country world. Yeah, I was going to say, I'm surprised you were against that because that's going to be fucking fun when that happens. It's a banger. I'm going to be smashing beers.

I was going to say, you almost got to let the audience know, like, all right, in like two or three songs, we're doing that one. So go get your beers now. We're going to need them. That's a good idea. Yeah. If that song comes on and I don't have a beer, I'm fucking crushed. That's a great idea. Hey, in three songs, we're playing a song about beer.

Go get your beer. You promise then they're going to all leave? So then you play like your worst song. And also Morgan's on the stage over there. It's never good. But for the most part, like in the way down yonder, that's going to be rowdy as shit.

That's one that's already kind of taken off. You got to throw it. You can put that on a shirt too, man. You'll retire off those sales. Bad day to be a cold beer. Somebody sent me shirts that say that's one that's already kind of taken off so you got to throw you put that on a shirt too man you'll retire off those sales bad day to be a cold beer somebody sent me shirts that say that i'm sure somebody already makes it but if you're you have a song that you can lay claim to it's like no it's my song if that song blows up um it was me and three songwriters i think so i think it was two or three um i think it was two you know so it's's three so yeah it'd be 300 grand but it'll be less

because I went and put Justin as a songwriter on it oh you don't say I'm like god dang it Justin you better donate it out to

I've always wondered that like if if you if I write if I give you a single line I have to get technically

and it is fair split uh not right like bensi um that was my buddy four years after he almost killed him three years after he almost killed himself he's back at my house drink we're drinking beers in the backyard we're having a good time if i'm him i'd be like where's my cut he said to me he's joking but he's like dude you should write a song about a guy driving in a truck with his dog and I just laughed

I'm like that's cliche country shit and three days later I wrote this most real authentic song that's about his life so technically he should be a writer on it

at the same time I'm not trying to blast him yeah right of course he's more like an executive producer on track he deserves something.

He'll get, if that song really blows up, I'll take care of it. That's awesome. He doesn't need it. He played in the NFL for a long time, so he's good.

He's good. He's fine. Well, man, I mean, it sounds like it's a dope album and it sounds like the tour's a good time.

I'm so bad with songs, which actually is an interesting question because my dad called me, I don't know, it's called a year ago and he was like, he's like, out of the blue, and he's just like, what's your favorite three song run on any album?

And I was like, that's a great question, but I don't have an answer, because that's not how we listen to music anymore. We kind of pop it in our pocket, and I was like, I don't even know if I can tell you song tracks anymore, because I was going to tell you Is it Key West of Colorado? Yeah, Key West of Colorado Key West of Colorado, that's a great one But I'm so bad at names And that call made me realize just how bad I am

Is that because I don't follow music right? Or are you the same way? Do you know song titles that aren't yours? Yeah But I gotta really like the artist another whole album right that's what i mean yeah now it's like you put on a yeah if you when you put on like a cd back in the day you knew the track listing all that now it's like people listen to playlists if you get two or three songs on someone's playlist you're doing okay yeah

yeah now i do believe that albums if you make a great album they will cut through i agree with you looking at that i'm looking at the the playlist or the uh order of my album right now i'm trying to think i know there's two songs because we're just we're trying to piece together our set right now um how many songs are here how many tracks on the album 13 um that's a good number so oklahoma and walk Alone are two of my favorite songs on the album and we're going to figure out a way to do those you know in order because they just work

so those would be my favorite two in a row and then right before that is Bad Day to Be a Cold Beer so there you go bro that's a free song I'm telling you

don't talk down about Bad Day to Be a Cold Beer our next interview you're going to do you're going to be like shit it was the number one single i don't know like six weeks those are the fucking ones man uh so uh congrats on that sounds like on the road way down yonder in march to november too right march to november basically i and we just uh i don't even know if it's announced but here you go. Bro, I cannot really imagine you being on Survivor.

I hated some elements of that show. Hated it, right? I love that. I could see you being like, I don't know, guys. You want to have an alliance? I don't know. Go fuck yourself. That's what I sucked at.

Yeah, that's what I mean. I'm like, the producers hated me because I was like, yeah, it was that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm like, the producers hated me because it was like, yeah, it was that way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm not backstabbing. People would come up to me and ask me shit, and I'd be honest. And the producers hate that. What the fuck, Chief? Lie to them, dude.

That's what they want. So you just like the challenges and outdoor shit? I like that. I like the adventure part of it. How does that even come about? A girl, I was a girl. I just graduated from Carolina. I was working in NASCAR.

I had a weekend off or whatever. Went to Chapel Hill to party. And woke up to a text that said, hey, from a girl from Carolina that played volleyball, she said, hey, would you want to be on Survivor? And I responded, sure, why not? And then she got me in touch with the people.

I half-assed the whole thing. So you still needed to get approved or half-assed so you still needed to get like a approved or whatever yeah you still had to go through the process and go to la and do all that i'm even more surprised you did i could understand someone's like i just slide this guy in but you had to go audition and do well i knew at the time i was kind of miserable at the time and i was doing a job that was sick in nascar but i like i wanted to move to nice one right song so i saw a million dollar prize i'm like'm like, that's a way to get it. I lost five to four.

As we were going to commercial, Jeff's like, by the way, rule change on survival. We'll explain it fully when we get back, but if you quit the jury, you can't vote anymore. Two girls quit our jury who voted for the other guy, so I'm doing the math in my head. I was like, what the fuck did he just say? I technically won four to three by the new rules that he just changed oh motherfucker what was i saying so if it was one like one round further you would have won no if they would have just gone by the new rules that they created because of our season because of our season god then i would have won four to three the whole thing yeah because

the girls that quit they were asking they were like hey if we quit are we allowed to vote on the jury and i and they the producers that were on the beach and stuff were they weren't sure like it was a question for a minute yeah and then they quit and turned out they were allowed to vote and we didn't even know that when like they showed up to vote at the end they were there i was like okay fuck okay cool. And then after that, all the seasons going forward, you were not allowed. They changed it, yeah, because of our season. God damn. And you get nothing if you come in second place or whatever?

That's why I brought that up. I lost a million, but I got 100K, which was enough for me to do what you're doing. Yeah, it worked. That's pretty fucking... That's a good... It's like a movie where it's like, I'm going to go win the World Series of Poker so I can become a country star. It's like... You did it. You did it. going to go win the World Series of Poker so I can become a country star. It's like, you did it. You did it.

That is pretty cool. Well, I didn't want to. I was on the show as a NASCAR pit crew worker because, one, that was my job. Two, I didn't want to be... I'd seen the Bachelor stuff. I'd seen all these guys that go on there picking guitars at the girls

trying to move to Nashville. I didn't want to be that dickhead. Right. Even if you are the realest dude, you do that and it kind of seals your fate. Right. That's what you're going to be remembered for. And it affected me a lot when I moved to Nashville. People thought that. Even if you are the realest dude, you do that and it kind of seals your fate. Right. That's what you're going to be remembered for.

And it affected me a lot when I moved to Nashville. People thought that. As much as I didn't want it to happen, it happened. From Survivor? That's that guy who was on reality TV and he's trying to do music now. I fought against it. Turns out you won. I was going to say.

Not only did you crush Survivor. That changed a lot when I was one of the Writers on Cruise That changed Oh Now we want to write With this guy Yeah I bet I bet Well thank you brother

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