KFC Radio - Jackie Went to the Most Random Barstool Dinner of All Time - Full Episode

Episode Date: June 24, 2025

Timecodes: 0:00 Start 02:28 Jackie's toenail is falling off 11:04 Feits sitting next to Smart Michael on the plane 20:18 Being at peace with life 26:49 The Most Random Barstool Crew Dinner 37:05 If you could start a pod company w/ 3 people, who are you picking? 48:56 live life as if it were a g*ngb*ng 52:19 post n*de society article 58:09 Feits' Chinese doctor false bloodwork 01:19:42 Pentagon Pizza Meter 01:25:12 Hailey Bieber seen without wedding ring 01:26:25 Meta AI as 1Billion users 01:29:04 Video Voicemails +++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Gametime: Download the Gametime app today and use code KFC for $20 off your first purchase Stetson: STETSON LEGEND cologne is available at WALMART in stores and online for only $39.98 at https://www.walmart.com/brand/stetson/spirit-cologne/10033228 Bluechew: Get your first month of BlueChew FREE Just use promo code KFC at checkout and pay five bucks for shipping. https://BlueChew.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon Music. Welcome back to another edition of KFC radio on the Barstool Sports Network. There is no Kevin this week, so the show will be significantly dumber. What the fuck's up? Um, not much. Jackie saw my sister at a bathroom this weekend. I did. Well, OK, staying at a bathroom, like, rim.

It was just, it was at a club. A club. It was at a bar. And I was really awkward with her. Yeah, she said that. I didn't know. She said that? She mentioned it.

I just didn't, it didn't like occur to me. Like, I... How did you recognize Pat as a sister? I didn't recognize her. No, she recognized Jackie. And then she was like, she was like, do I know you from somewhere? And I was like, I don't think so. I don't recognize her. And then she was like, do I know you from somewhere? And I was like, I don't think so, I don't know. And then she was like, you work for my brother.

And I was like, no, no, no. That's what I go home and say. You're a small convince. You work for my brother. I can use some more toilet paper here, please. She's like, you work with my brother. And I was like, oh, who's your brother? And she was like, Mikey. And it took me a while because I was like, Mikey, like, you work with my brother and I was like, oh, who's your brother? And she was like, Mikey.

And it took me a while because I was like, Mikey, like father? And I was like, oh, like Mikey. And she was like, yeah. And then I was like, oh my god. Oh god. And it was seriously, that night was just socially. Not a bad one. Not a bad one.

How many nights do you have a good one? Yeah, no, no, no. Like how many nights do you get home, right? Lights turn out, Jackie's tucked in a bed, and you're like, fucking nailed that. It's very few. It's very few. There are far fewer people between, but everyone's...

Boy, that went so well. Yeah, yeah. But yes, I did that. I had such a lovely weekend. Yeah. Yeah. I wish I honestly had more to report from it. It was just like lovely out in Greenport. Greenport. It's awesome. Is that in Brooklyn? North Fork of Long Island. Yeah. Yeah. Like Long Island. It's on Hamptons, right? It's on Hamptons. It's north of Hamptons and it's like but it's like slowly becoming like the New Hamptons. Yeah. Yeah. It's really nice. Really there's always New Hamptons every year. New Hamptons, right? It's not Hamptons. It's north of Hamptons, but it's slowly becoming the New Hamptons. Yeah. It's really nice.

There's always New Hamptons every year. New Hamptons. Well, Montauk became the New Hamptons about six, seven years ago, and now they're trying to make Greenport the New Hamptons. Yeah. I was just staying with friends. I kind of thought of it as a trial run for Beach House.

Beach House. And I kind of was testing the water to see if I could stir the pot a little bit. I was like, no. Dude, I the water to see if I could stir the pot a little bit. Dude, I said this to you guys when we did the show in Chicago. Why? Like why aren't you like, again, do whatever the fuck you guys want, but like if I was going into that show, my mindset would be like I'm having fucking blast. Yeah. And we're gonna have like we go what everyone keeps saying is like the negative about

We're gonna have like we go what everyone keeps saying is like the negative about This versus other shows is like you don't know each other you don't see each other again like you know That's what it says about Barstool reality shows. We have to keep working together. Yeah, this isn't like Survivor Yeah, you don't have to fuck each other over you can just have a good time I know but like Tommy's trying to make alliances right now I know but like Tommy's trying to make alliances right now It's not survivor! It's not survivor! It's the Barstool Beach House There is nothing preventing you from going like Yo guys, let's get fucked up and have a blast

But there's nothing stopping you from doing that I know but I feel like everyone's kind of like, you know, like If Tommy's gonna start making alliances, it's like I want to start making alliances So then like, it's starting to turn into But don't, stop making alliances! Do not make any alliances Unless you make them with everybody and say hey guys Let's have a whole alliance We were like laughing also because like this whole weekend like I just my toenails like falling off like my

my giant like You know my fucking huge feet My big toenails like falling off it's like it's like when the big toenail falls, like the other one's like maybe you get away with it, but like when the big toenail falls, it's like falling off. You don't, you don't. It's a statement piece.

It's seriously a problem, which also it's like, next month is like the one month I need that toenail. Yeah. Whatever, but like, just throughout the whole weekend, like I kept talking about my toenail and being like, oh fuck, it's falling off, like, cause it like kept falling off more and more and we're just laughing about like Everyone else at Beach House is like gonna have these storylines like Nicky smokes is fucking in and I get in an ice store house and it's gonna be like Jackie's toenail

It's a funny storyline to have to keep freaking out about your toenail Like day two, it's gonna fall off today for sure As far as like the concept of the show goes and the way people talk about the show that's a pretty good fucking controversy to have. Dude that would be again the funny I guess it's not an edit because it goes out in clips, but just like everyone freaking out at Jack. I don't know what to do about this toe. Do I glue it?

I had a toenail falling off a couple years ago. It takes much longer than you think. For a tenace to come off, it's going to take like years. Yeah. Oh really? Yeah. Like mine, like I saw it coming off and then probably four years later it actually fell off.

Okay. You're not, you don't know what I'm dealing with. You don't have enough faith in my toenails. Can we see it? No. You didn't show the cameras. Yeah. No. You usually show the cameras. Yeah, no, because now I'm kind of like self-conscious about how much I talked about my...

Maybe I'll pop it off later. I've never had a toenail fall off. I don't even know if I've ever seen one like in the process of falling off. Yeah, it's you know, like every once in in a while peek under the hood to see like how bad Everyone you know was like trying to console me all weekend being like there's something like a softer toenail growing in under where it's there's nothing What does it look like under a toenail, um, I've only seen it in like the fungus fighting commercials It looks I mean it's better than that like okay, it's it's It's kind of one of those things where like, you know sometimes if somebody doesn't have like an arm or something like if you just kind of look at it for like

Two minutes you like it's normal now I tried to like really stare at it and like then I got used to it. I think I can honestly get away with like it's kind of a smooth surface under there so I think I could get away with painting. Sorry, I feel like I can't keep grossing. Whenever I gross you out like I feel I feel disgusting. Please continue. This is nice to have a role reversal. Usually I'm the one grossing you out. I mean if you're gonna watch Beach House like just get ready for this. This is gonna be the whole storyline. Okay but I think I could get away with just painting on the skin and then just like seriously always moving on camera like just never or just like if I'm at a beach like never letting anybody look too close to my toenail I'm going to be sprinting back and forth the entire time.

Like, I think that- I mean, I know that game as a person with fat lady feet. Like, I get to the beach and I'm like, I'm in the sand. You're like, guys, let's play the bury me in the sand thing. Like, I'm in the chair, I wiggle my feet in like a snake in the fucking desert, and I'm just fucking porched like that for the rest of the day. I'm not moving, you don't see my feet. It's easy to get away with because it's like, yeah, that's...

I didn't even think about that tactic. Yeah, it's a good one. It's a good one. The best one's the best. I've employed it for like 15 years, it works. Wow. You see, I'm so happy that I talked about this and brought this up. You could go socks on the beach at all times.

I could go socks on the beach. I strongly suggest you stick with this whole idea of like painting your skin sounds fucking insane like don't wear I'll just paint my skin no one will notice and it's just like a bleeding I'm like, Jackie's paint hasn't dried? I don't know, it's running down over here. It should just like, share a whole bunch of paint. Don't worry, don't worry. It's like, it's kind of sweating off a little bit.

It's like the ultimate lipstick on a pig situation. No one's going to be like, that's not a pig. Everyone's like, let's jump in the ocean. I'm like, no. No. Yeah, so then my second thought was I could get a, like a, you know, fake toenail or like a, what's it called, like acrylic toenail problem, allergic. So what do you, what do you, allergic, allergic, allergic.

I said it, I said it, I thought there was an ass allergic. I've heard allergic. What does that mean? I, I've heard, allergics. I was like, what the fuck does that mean? Allergics? I am allergic. So I can either, again, my situation is break out in hives and deal with full hives. But good looking toenail.

Or painted toenail, kind of mangled, kind of sweating off a little bit at times, always running around or digging my feet, whatever. But no hives. I'd probably go no hives if it was up to me. I'd probably keep my hives away. I say socks at all times. So if you have to go to the ocean, you just fucking sprint into the ocean.

Okay, do you think like cloth socks? Or like they have, one time I do actually have a pair of like sand socks. Mm, yeah, for sure. They have little sharks on them though, so they're kinda like very. Those are the ones, there you have it. 50th anniversary of Jaws, Jackie's got shark socks,

it all weds up. What? I guess this is kinda the thing where I'm just like, I don't know what it looks like. Like, you don't expect it to fall off for two months, I guess you're saying four years now. I'll show you. I'll show you. But like how how quickly do these things happen? The show doesn't start for two months right? Um. Starts in August right? Yeah but but like so here's

what we're working with I'll just explain it it's like well wait now I'm like can I just see this? Let me just See the state of my feet? You guys do? Like, I don't want to show them. I don't want to show them. They're all pale right now. Okay, I don't think I can. I don't feel good about it. Like, I don't want that on camera. I don't feel good about it. Okay, don't. But here's what I'm working with. I'll describe it in detail. This is like okay the slit is halfway through so it's like halfway like if this is the toenail this is gonna be you know for audio listeners I'm so sorry but just let me take you on a journey. This is the

toenail halfway through there's a cut right? Yeah. We could have gotten away with just kind of gluing that down. I have waited too long now the cut has curved upwards so now it's like a might and you know it's like once it takes a sharp turn yeah that's what they say about toenails once they take a sharp turn you're fucked as the old toenail adage goes toenail adage goes are you like trying to get it off are you like trying to get it off? Are you like? No, I'm, I'm, I'm, no, I'm not trying to, but like I will, you know, we probably talked

about it. How is your guys? What's up with you guys? Well, when you said Mikey, that reminded me that I haven't mentioned my trip to Chicago yet. Oh, which I was, I was on the flight and I was made to feel the dumbest I've ever felt. Okay.

Did I not tell you about this yet? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. That's right. So I get on the flight to Chicago and I sit next to this guy who is, he just looks like an older dork. Okay. Bald guy, glasses, the dork ensemble. And I sit down and very quickly I can tell this guy's gonna be a talker.

He wants to talk to me. He just like perked up right away. And I sit down, I get settled and he just looks at me and he goes, hi, I'm Michael. And I was like, what's up Michael, nice to meet you man. And he said, I'm going to the Fermilab in Chicago No You don't know this at all I Think I know half of this but again like you I feel you kind of kept teasing me with the story He's he's certainly not slow

He's not slow by any stretch imagination when you do that voice and with your face for some reason well my face usually makes you think slow character is the sadness of me telling stories like he's probably embodying a smart Michael dumb John. And so smart Michael's like, I'm going to the Fermilab. And I said, what's the Fermilab? And he goes, you don't know what the Fermilab is. He fucking f-----. And I went, no, man, I don't know what that is. And he's like, well, it's named after the famous physicist.

And I was like, Fermi? And he goes, yes. I was like Fermi? He goes, yes! And I was like, oh, okay, cool, sorry, I feel like you should have gotten by the fact that I didn't know what it was, that I'm not gonna have a good list of famous physicists in my head. Yeah, yeah.

Is Fermi a physicist that we should all know? I have five minutes. Okay, good, I'll think about it. That is up to. Have you ever heard of the Fermi paradox? Yeah, yeah, okay, I was gonna say, it sounds familiar for sure. That's him.

It's basically like, why have we not met aliens? Okay. You two are too smart to be working together. Yeah, Steve was like, I'm gonna stay quiet. I can explain a lot about Fermi if you want. And I was like, oh, that's cool, man. Like, so what are you headed there for? He's like, well, they're turning down their famous collider.

And I was like, yeah, no, I'm foolish of me to not know that. You're right. So I was like, so what does a collider do? And he's like, well, a collider uses atoms and spins them around at incredible rates of speed and splits atoms and creates new matters. And I was like, oh, like an Oppenheimer. And he's like, exactly.

And like the more I kind of knew or kind of talked about his shit like he was getting jacked up yeah so I was getting jacked up that he was getting jacked up and we're just fucking we were screaming on the plane I had come around which was like you were the first and I was probably like you know zone seven or whatever you guys were you guys were hyped up he was so happy to talk about what he wanted to talk about so I don't know I imagine he doesn't talk about a lot with people so I was like alright so the collider does what I mean whatever he's going to collider to me and I'm like and you know about this like how long have you worked in this industry well I've

worked in this industry since the 80s and And I was like, okay, and you're, you're, what do you do? Well, I'm an engineer, of course. And I was like, yeah, again, fucking idiot. And I was like, and so, like, what do you do? Like, what do you engineer right now? Well, right now, right now, I engineer wires for submarines. And I was like, really? Like, what is it? What's different about a wire in a submarine? And he goes on to explain that wires in submarines have to be made of certain materials because the fleet the flames can't be toxic because you can't run from a fire on a submarine you have to be able to stay and fight it and the flames are toxic they'll knock you out blah blah blah so it's a very special wire and I was like wow like how did you think to make these wires for submarines well I used to make them for offshore oil drillers, mostly in Southeast Asia. And I was like, offshore oil drillers? Like Deepwater Horizon? I only have movie references. He's like, exactly like that! You get so excited every time. Exactly! And I was like, so you worked on those

for a long time? He was like, I I have a big background in gasoline? I'm kind of going clever now. And I was like, so the wires had to be the same on gasoline on those oil drillers. And he's like, that's right. And I was drinking a big water. And he goes, now let me ask you a question. How much did that water cost? And I went, Michael, I don't even know, man. Like I don't know, six, eight bucks. Like we're at an airport. It's a big water. I guess. And he goes, you don't even know. You don't even know how much it costs. I was like, I was like, yeah, yeah, I don't know what to tell you. I just kind of was thirsty. I bought

a water and he goes, but gasoline, gasoline, they go crazy. Everyone goes crazy. The second it gets over $4. And I was like, yeah, you're right about that. And he goes, but gasoline, gasoline, they go crazy. Everyone goes crazy the second it gets over $4. And I was like, yeah, you're right about that. He goes, but do you know what it takes to make gasoline? I said, Michael, I don't know what it takes. He goes, you have to geolocate it in the middle of an ocean. And then you have to slide a billion dollar tanker on top of it, a billion dollar machine. Because top of it a billion dollar machine because then you

drill the oil out and then it costs another billion dollars to turn it into gasoline because it's a miracle it's a miracle of science it costs four dollars to collect gasoline and I was like yeah you sold me that's a hell of a fucking argument and then there was like a bit of a pregnant pause and he goes so what are you at Chicago for? Explained him that I was on a three-man trivia team because one of us is too dumb And he goes he's like, okay, okay And then kind of got quiet and I realized that enough time had passed that like the conversation was over and I can start fiddling my TV Now yeah, and I put on Jason Statham a working man

He must be like so this is what people without brains entire life they do dumb sports trivia and they watch Jason Statham movies Then we talked more throughout the flight and he was telling me about like I asked him what he's been up to I was like, have you done anything cool lately Michael? Yeah, and he goes well very out of character for me But I went to a Star Wars performance at the New York Philharmonic live orchestra And I was like that sounds fucking awesome, and he's like it was incredible

He was getting so jacked up. He's the man. I fucking love Michael. I hope he had a good trip He sounds so sweeted up. He's a man. I fucking love Mike. I hope you had a good trip How old was he? Not old old but like probably mid 60s. I guess mid 60s to mid 70s something like that. That's so he yes He really thought that you were just like Was he looking down upon you when no no no he couldn't been nicer But like obviously I was in my own head about I'm a far inferior brain From that one conversation you kind of clocked everything what do you mean you you Remembered everything and like yeah, it seems like you understood it a little bit. Oh fuck. No. Oh god. No, I mean I

references Me like tent poles from here Yeah, no, you did a little Opp, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, because I've realized this job doesn't require much. You know? Not that hard. Doesn't require that much. But now I'm at the point of dumb where I'm, as a recovering semi, not smart, if I need to be, but smarter person, I can clock when I'm sounding dumb. And when I'm being dumb. Because there's still a little bit of smart hanging on

where I can hear myself sounding dumb, but I can't think of anything smart to say. And so then it's just like, it's almost like I need to go full dumb and just like be ignorant to how really dumb or heady I am. Or, and I get that as I'm explaining this, it's probably like, oh you're already there. Or I need to start reading some books or something. I know exactly where you're at. Yeah. I don't know what the best step forward is. Learn a lot of movies.

Because then you can just go, oh, it's like blank. And they're like, yes! Because guess what? If they know about one thing, they've seen the movie about that one thing. So they're excited to be like, yes, exactly like that! That's a good point. Yeah. Movies movies isn't really my thing though so no so pop culture no yeah maybe they'll make a lot of reality shows like this is just love

island since turning 25 you know they say brain fully developed have you felt any different? Yeah, I was gonna say no, but honestly, I don't think smart likewise. No, yeah. But I feel like I feel more at peace with life. Really? Yeah. Mid-20s? Yeah.

Don't worry, you're not settled in yet. Oh, shit. Really? I kind of was like, got it, worry, you're not settled in yet. Oh shit, really? I kind of was like, got it, got the hang of it. Like, obviously it doesn't look like I could do that. Hey look, if you got that, that's fucking unbelievable. I didn't get that till long after my mid-20s. No, but like, there's also so much life left.

Like, I just keep thinking like, my husband could die at 35. Like, I could get cancer. Dude, have you ever talked about the book I read, like, fuck, what's it called, like 21 truths about love? And it's just, it's like a novel told in list form. So it's a guy who's married to a woman whose husband died.

And basically the whole story is told through his to-do list, the whole book. It's just to-do lists. And you really get it. It's actually a great beach read if someone's looking for something to read this summer because like you actually can follow the story just through like his definitely heard this yeah to-do lists but there goes he goes through a phase where like his first thing of the day his first job is to accept the fact that he's his wife's second love

because her first husband died. I was like, oh my god, that's fucking hard. Every day he said he does that? Again, it's only for a portion of the book, because his life changes throughout, the to-do list change throughout. But he must have been going through a dark period or whatever, and the first step of every day

is accept you are your wife's second love. And I was like, oh god. Oh no. That's a brutal way to start the day. We doesn't he like get cancer at some point and then it's like. Honestly I don't really remember. Yeah. I, I, but that book, what I remember the most is that it was told in list.

I don't exactly, and then that one point. Yeah. He runs, he runs a book shop. It's good though. I liked point. Yeah, he runs he runs a bookshop. It's good though. I liked it yeah, no, I I Fear that that you know, there's just so many more things that could go wrong life, but for right now I'm like That's good. Yeah Also like right now it's probably the most peaceful like I'm a boyfriend

I don't have like, you know it like money I get like enough where it's not, you know, more money, more problems. Like I, I've, I've, I've not diddy yet. You know what Diddy and May said? Luckily I haven't hit that tax bracket. You know what, maybe I will. And then maybe I become the next Diddy. We already established I'm not into kids.

Did we? I believe you. What was that? You had a kid moment. I had a kid moment. Did I have a moment where I thought I was into kids? You had a kid, you were like, yeah, I think, oh, I thought you meant like having kids. No, no, no, no. I'm wanting to fuck kids.

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And I gotta do this dumb shit, like pretend to talk to adults. That's what I want to be doing right now like oil drilling Luckily for you The life, you know once you're an old person and come it all comes back around Yeah, you can you could re get into those You can't really like wrestle as much as you want to can't wrestle. Yeah my the wrestling days. They go pretty fast You can you just might like break a hip. I saw Spider in Chicago. We didn't really wrestle, but we reminisced about it.

I told him no one's ever filled his shoes. Wait, what? His wrestling. Me and Spider used to wrestle. I had YP was my wrestling partner for a while, and Spider was my wrestling partner for a while, and then we went to Chicago, and I've never had a new wrestling partner.

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me Kirk manahan Jeff T. Lowe Austin spider Tommy Kelly Tommy, Kelly, me. Kelly, geeks, me. What'd you guys talk about? Seriously, I don't know. It was one of those things where I was just trying to jump in, I was like, in the conversation,

I don't even know what I was talking about, but it was honestly just gossiping about every coworker. What you described as a bar stool dinner. Yeah, yeah, exactly, exactly. It was good. I got some good gossip. Anything you'd share? I don't really feel like blowing up the company.

No, not really like blowing up the company. It wasn't like everybody here stayed out of it. Let's say one of us came up as in for this room. Oh, I got my dogs. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah. You think I'm going dogs? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. Yeah.

You think I'm going to talk shit about you guys? I think you should allow other people to talk shit. Yeah. Well, I don't want to be the narc that's like, hey, don't talk about my boss that way. That's what I mean. Yeah. You could just, I think staying quiet

is a good enough friend. When someone's talking shit about your friend, then it depends on what it is. I think staying quiet's enough. Yeah. Actually, OK, wait. And don't tell me either. And then don't ever say it. Yeah. OK. I don't need you to defend me, and I don't need to enough. Yeah actually okay wait and don't tell me either. And then don't yeah don't ever say it. Okay. I don't need you to defend me and

I don't need to know. Yeah okay cool. I'm sure many people don't like me. I don't need to know about all of it. You don't want me to like divert the conversation though? What are you gonna do? Sometimes I like to kind of like throw in a compliment to them and then divert it away. They'll talk and be like wait great hair though. Oh my god anyway anyways speaking of hair, the shampoo. But so I can do that if you would like. You can do whatever you want. Whatever makes you most comfortable.

If I would like a request, I would like you guys to say, don't talk about Jackie that way. Or else it's going to be fucking, you know. And then punch them in the face. They're ever talking shit about me. No, I would step in if someone was talking shit about you guys. Wow, thanks. You actually seriously don't have to.

I actually don't. Just don't tell me. Well, the easy thing, it's easy to say, because no one would ever talk shit about you guys. You're very likable and nice and work hard. I don't think that's, I don't really know if that's true. Like, for me, I think I have my moments where I'm like,

I would talk shit about me. And that's fair. I would guess at the company, you're zero point one probably of the shit talking with really Yeah, thanks, but I wouldn't I wouldn't like count on that because like oh, I'm all fuck up. It's all fuck up That dinner is actually like part of why I didn't I didn't understand anything that happened last week in the sense that like everyone just complained the whole time obviously Kirk and Dave did on the unnamed show they are obviously free to do what they want they are much more important than I but like everyone was

just like this sucks you just your first time ever having to do a two-day fucking work trip like none of us were there that long we got in Monday night Tuesday morning most of us are out Thursday afternoon ever like it was very weird that it was like the it was like we were fucking going like we all got drafted we were going to war we gotta play trivia twice go to dinner with some friends you don't see in a while and I fucking a little trivia and go home. It's the easiest job in the world. Yeah. Did you go to the steakhouse? Or what's it called? Was it the first night that it was like... I don't know. I actually don't think I did any dinners. Okay. I was just complaining.

Yeah, no. I actually did the thing you could complain where I just sat in a hotel but I was happy to do that It's a work trip. You can have work trips. Yeah But uh, yeah, okay any other profession where like you had to go to a conference for two days No one complains. Yeah, non-stop whining Again, Dave and Kirk are very very different. I'm not talking about them Kirk was that was my first time ever really like, I think meeting him ever and nicer in person.

Like I thought he was going to be so scary. I was the first time I ever met Kirk. I was very scared. Yeah. And I told him that it was like, I think we, it was before KFC radio live at the Wilbur. And I did, I think he had a podcast at E E I at the time. And I did, I was, it was like in my car in the EEI

parking lot like come on John just be a man go in there well I was just like intercut with like crying like blocking yourself yeah I was I was kind of like ah you know I mean I've been on my dumb decline like and I was just like, I feel like he's just going to like sniff out how dumb I am. And then whenever I'd like say something, like I'd be like, that was so dumb, whatever. But he would like give it a genuine answer. He'd like look and be like, well, I think this, you know? Yeah, that was great. I said that during the golf show. I'm like, I don't know why everyone again. I understand Kirk has had

Outlandish moments, but he's talked to Kirk. He's a normal ass. Fuck. Yeah. Yeah He's like he's like become like I said Hannibal on the internet where it's like, oh Kirk can't be Normal, I mean I've only seen like survivor stuff and then clips. Yeah Yeah, like everything is like if you're only your entire experience with a person is like three clips Yeah, because even even though we work here. I don't think most people who work here consume that much of it I don't know maybe that's yeah There are there are pockets of people who? extraordinarily heavily consume everything But then I don't know I don't think of you guys as people who like consume a ton of barstool

No, so like all you've seen is Kirk's freak outs. 99% of the time, very regular guy. Yeah. Do you, Una, as, well I guess you guys both can watch a good amount of Barstool stuff. Do you watch less now that you work here? I'm wondering if it's a? I don't think it's been long enough for me to watch less.

I could see how I would, though, because sometimes I listen to stuff. This is like, I don't know if it's a lie because sometimes I listen to stuff. This is like Sometimes I listen to stuff and if it's someone I've met it's like weird Yeah here like I mean, obviously I'm not listening to this show because I hear it anyway But the more the longer I'm working here It's definitely less but I still listen to like a name show because it's kind of like it's like a fun communal thing whenever And like puts it on it's so fucking you walk through here 1130 on a Thursday every laptop they want to make sure that I talk about they're gonna get

mad you're doing fucking work like stuff will happen and everyone will just like turn to make icon that it once it's so fun no I do think it's a little fun time though but but it is very I actually don't like being here during that hour. Yeah. Because it's weird to just walk by it doesn't content sale it makes sense your bosses are essentially having a it's a weekly meeting. Like it makes sense to why you want to watch it but I'm always like I want to be away from this. Yeah. Fuck I was just gonna going to say, yes, you will see, though. Like, it's weird when you're working here because everything is work. Does that make sense? Like, like when I like 10 years ago, when I was doing like a lot more sports stuff,

I would watch way less sports than I watched. And now that I do a lot less sports stuff, I watch way more sports stuff because it's like, it's like, okay, this is my break from work. Like we do, we're doing like a sitcom. I watch very few sitcoms right now. I like never, I watch either like dark, gritty television or sports. And I think you just like,

I need a break from work eventually. So. I almost use it as an excuse, like instead of listening to something informative, or you know, doing something productive at home. It's like, oh, if I watch this podcast right now, it's work so I can do this and it's like a good thing It's like I'm learning about something that's going on at work. So I should listen to this. I get that I I like

When I was a KC radio listener, like I would I would it was kind of like weird to whatever but like Whenever I'd get anxious I it was just like a comfort thing where I would just throw it on and yeah It just came like a comfort thing But then once I throw it on and yeah It just became like a comfort thing But then once I started working for you guys, then it was like work and I was like fuck I need to edit that I was an anxiety now. It's like your voices are a little bit like yeah But now it's like not talking to you, but if I hear it on like podcast version I spike a little bit That's a yeah, it makes perfect sense. Yeah, you like your brains flips flips into work mode

Yeah, whereas like when I was covering sports and talking sports a lot and I was watching sports, I should do something about this. Yeah. Or it's like I don't even like, you know, we've been like sharing a lot of books and stuff and stories and things like that for mascots. And like I've actually stopped at all. I don't read anything anymore. So I'm like, I mean, once it's out, then I'll read stuff.

But now I read stuff and I like I just only connect it to it And I'm like, ah, we did this different or we did that right or we did that wrong and it's just not enjoy again I'm sure I'll be back in a few months. But right now like a little break from it It's like you're comparing yourself almost. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah, I stopped watching comedy altogether for about four months Like I haven't watched a comedy movie or TV show since oh, really? Yeah, just because I think that like one the work thing thing and two, like you're going to start just using someone else's idea. You use someone else's idea or like that's why I think it's probably why I never actually, I never listened to podcasts, but like I think that's partly,

I think that's what that was, what it started, but also I just don't really like, I don't like passive listening and I feel like that's like what all podcasts is. I like to either Don't like passive listening and I feel that's like what all podcast is. I like to hear sit there and listen mm-hmm or Not listen. Yeah, and yeah, I'm not gonna just sit on a couch and listen to a podcast We're all talking about like the podcast that they listen to and it was like they're having like in PR and I listen to like the you know So I can't I don't even know the fucking podcast. And then they're like, what do you listen to?

And I was like, what? I said, you had NPR and that was, I was like, I don't know where you could find another educational podcast. I can think of one more, NPR and the Daily Show. Sure, I'll give you that. The Daily is the podcast, the Daily Show. And then they, I'll give you that. The Daily Show is not just. The Daily is the podcast, The Daily Show is. Okay, okay, okay, okay, yeah.

And then they asked me and I was like, I changed the subject, I was like, oh, I listen to a lot of, oh my God, they have tacos here, guys. I was like, seriously, I think it was stressed out. Speaking of podcasts, you said bring a couple things today. One of the things that I brought was if you could start a podcast company

with three people in history. Oh. And it's not for your own enjoyment. It's for strictly profit and numbers. What three people in the history of the world would you pick? I think it's a pretty easy answer. For views wise. Is John Rogen one of them?

No. Wait, also real quick, have you guys ever seen a smartless clip? No. Or like any kind of promotion for smartless? No, but it's the biggest podcast of all time. It's the biggest podcast of all time. I've never seen it other than like that movie.

They have a documentary. Yeah, that one documentary. Yeah. I've never met like outside of my mom, obviously at KS radio shows, I've met podcast listeners, but like the people I, no one ever talks about podcasts. Smartless. podcast listeners, but like the people I know one ever talks about podcasts. I was like, but like, like smart lists or like any, like, I don't know. Obviously this company, I've met people who like listen to Joe Rogan, but like I've never met a smart list, never met Rogan. My mom does the daily.

I get the biggest podcast. I think I'm out there a good amount. I've never heard of someone who's like a big listener. I'm under the assumption that the toast is the biggest podcast podcast of all time after Kevin went on. It's crazy how many people brought that up to me. Oh really? Yeah. I mean girls must just love The Toast. I think they have a crazy like fan base like like Die Hards. They they I don't know like what is in the the I should read it like that. What's in the water there? What's in the, you know, I don't like there's something.

Let me just start over. The Dose is a really good podcast. But it's something about like it's comforting to listen to. It's like quick. It's easy. Like there's something that I wouldn't even say it's like, I mean they have good takes and everything like that, but there's something that's really like everyone who I've ever talked to who listens to it is like I don't know what it is about it,

but like I crave it, I crave listening to it. That's what I got basically, like they know every single thing. Like I listen to like a good amount of podcasts like even and I love Giggly Squad and everything, but like and I almost think like I vibe with them more. Mm hmm. But I I can't listen to them as easily. It like it requires I just it's so much easier to just listen to us. I don't know what it is. How you said it's short. How long is it? Take an hour. Um but yeah. Uh anyways, okay, three podcasters. Three three podcasters. They have to be podcasters. They

don't know. They they don't have to be podcasters. They they just have to be podcast. So they get there Just have to be held any type of human Now my fear with going too far back in time. Yeah, is that that first episode would do numbers? Yeah, but then people be like, oh wait Socrates is an idiot Hilarious and chopper my answers Hitler has to be. Yeah, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Hitler, Jesus, and Trump were my answers.

Jesus? Oh, such a good one. Jesus is a good one. Jesus is obviously, that's a great one. But that's like, we do have that. We have the Bible. Yeah. I mean, a lot of followers, though.

Well, yeah. It's still to this day, number one. I don't know if Hitler's going to get you the numbers you're looking for. Really? I think, I think, I think the H-man comes with quite a dark cloud over him. Yeah.

And like. You want to turn on something to feel good. You don't want to be like. Yeah. People also listen to Murder Podcast all the time. Great counter argument. I think you'd be like, even Kanye, who's not Hitler. Yeah, I guess. Has a pretty big stink on him from the Hitler Nazi stuff. I think Hitler's stink is gonna be tough to get over. The Kanye point's great, because a lot of people in the world obviously stop listening to Kanye West.

Yeah, well think about, first of all, so if we're talking profit, like Hitler, think about him trying to get ads. Yeah. That would be disaster. He's gonna be shocked to sell. JFK, if JFK ran it right, if JFK did it, look, I was president, but I'm not president anymore,

so I'll tell you some stories. That would probably be a pretty good one. JFK still has the country in a chokehold. Yeah, cause cool guy. Cool guy, is He our last hot president Obama was handsome. Yeah, George Bush was handsome. Oh, yeah. Clinton was handsome. They're mine. Yeah, they all were fucking And really so handsome. Um, what's his face? What's his name? California governor Reagan? No No, this is very yeah, isn't his wife wife a playmate or something like that? Really?

I think so. Yeah, no, Newsom's a good looking guy. Yeah. Fuck, this is hard. Jesus on the list. Jesus is number one with a bullet. Someone who knows a secret. What's a big secret?

You know what I mean? But all these like put this. That's one and done. We're talking one app. Like I actually- No, but like someone who knows a lot of secrets. Like someone who's in some like conspiracy or something like that. That could explain like the government or something.

That would- Like Genghis Khan. I would listen to Genghis Khan. I think we're on the decline of conspiracy culture too. Yeah. I don't think- We did that in podcasting like five, six years ago. Right, yeah. We're already over yeah the I oddly think that the I

think like your best bet is the current big yeah I think it's Rogan Rogan just because I like I'd like to make JFK do a podcast you have to keep him at gunpoint I was gonna fuck Marilyn Monroe he's not you gotta do a podcast you have to keep him at gunpoint You do a podcast explain to him What about fictional characters that you can go with that Harry Potter oh Wow, yeah, great one Harry Potter Harry and Voldemort on the same Harry Potter probably the fucking Lord of the Rings guy mm-hmm I don't know Elijah would or whoever he plays Frodo yeah no was he Bilbo Baggins or see Frodo he's Bilbo Baggins do you know you got glasses someone recently told me

that in this office I actually never done the Lord of the Rings trilogy. I really want to because I hear it's unbelievable. I could see what's the Patrick Bateman catering to the Andrew Tate, like, you know, go get him culture type thing. Like, he's like, you've got a week of every day, 6 AM. But then also it's like, he obviously has some skeletons in his closet.

Also, Patrick Bateman, like, wasn't, I closet. Also Patrick Bateman like Wasn't I wouldn't call Patrick Bateman a grind mindset guy. I actually never watch a movie Yeah, you watch the movie. Yeah, he worked up woke up and worked out but aside from that, I don't know like He was pretty busy killing Really? Yeah, you think he's jelly-dying too much. He was he had a lot of axe play I You think he was jelly-dying too much? He was like, he had a lot of axe play. I didn't, wouldn't he like kind of go to work, like wake up? He was, the movie starts with him like his his morning routine and he exercises and he yeah he talks about how he can do, I can do a thousand now, crunches. Yeah, that's pretty much all that there is to the grind mindset guys, like it's kind of just their morning routine and then like

chicken and rice at night. There is, it is all of those podcasts you don't have to listen to it's like three things Wake up early exercise eat healthy You hear that every day I think Darth Vader Vader kind of you're gonna run into Hitler territory. Yeah, he's like, yeah, you just gotta kill everybody the yeah, bro, I think I'm gonna say I'm gonna go Shane Rogan I Say he's done like ten podcasts Shane Rogan and

Who Adam and Eve But that's Jesus what character you put in that what what uh which which category they go in of? Oh fictional real. I actually don't know are they were they real they were no they were fictional they were fake yeah well it depends if you ask obviously but I would I would fictional fictional with Harry Harry Potter and similar where it's like all right what are you really doing all day like the the Apple episode that's a good fight between them that's that's a skyrocketing episode like I told you not to fucking eat the apple. Because you eat the apple. That one does well.

Other than that, it's kind of just like, yeah, I woke up. Like, I was naked again. That just turned into like a Pornhub podcast. But yeah, I don't know, we just fucked a lot. Yeah, exactly. We look at the population of the world, they're like, yeah, the fuck you think it started? And they're like naked well, they do the podcast, so their video views probably go way up.

But again, tough for ad sales. What's the line of the plug podcast with Adam 22? Plug talk. Plug talk. Adam and Eve just have someone else from the Bible on every episode, and then they fuck. Wasn't it also just them two, so it's not even like they're fucking other people. Well that would be the hook. They have to bring in a third every time. That's what

Plug Talk is, right? It's Adam and fucking Lena. There was a snake involved at some point, right? Yes. The snake convinced Eve to eat the apple. He's the first app, obviously. The first app, yeah. But again, like, okay, correct me if I'm wrong. He's the first app, obviously. The first app, yeah. Nicolay, that's your app. But again, like, okay, correct me if I'm wrong. Wasn't Adam and Eve, like, they started everything, so it was just them two for a while. It was just Adam at first. It was just Adam.

Yeah. So again, so it's like, it's hard to bring in a third when they're the only two people on Earth. But I think they lasted. Until they would have the kids. I don't know, actually, I really don't know the story either, I don't know. Yeah, so they had to start like fucking their kids. I think they populated, and then, I don't know actually I really don't know either. I don't know I think they had to start like fucking I think they populated and then I don't know but I do know

When I was a kid, I was away my whole family went with my dad on some insurance conference and I told a joke I Was I don't know how's young like a kid telling this joke and my dad was marching me around The insurance conference is being like telling the joke and my dad was marching me around the insurance conference just being like, tell him the joke. And I'll tell you what. It's so unfunny when somebody says tell him the joke. Tell him the joke. Like, insurance guys were fucking eating it up.

It's very sexist. But it was, again, I don't know where I would even have heard this joke at my age. I know the trip because we have a family portrait from it, I'm a kid I'm a kid kid telling this joke and So it's it's the story of Eden and Adam was there and he was really bored obviously and he Would beg to God every night Can I please have someone else like just someone to talk to, someone to share a life with. And God spoke from the heavens and he said, Adam,

I have an idea. I will get you a partner, a partner who will be loving, caring, and beautiful, and she will cook, and she'll clean, she'll take care of you, and I will have that partner ready for you. It's gonna cost you an arm and a leg to get that partner." And Adam replied, "'What can I get for a rib?' And the insurance guys were like, I'll have to, it'll be this next week but I'll send

you guys a picture of how old I was and because we have a family portrait from that trip and I was sub 10 for sure I was a child yeah I also didn't even put Yeah, yeah, yeah. I just wanted to try too. Adam just covered in tattoos. What's up, guys? That kind of, Adam, or 22 kind of reminds me of a kind of cute little thought that I had the other day. Like, I feel like right now I

like I have like a lot of different like like I've been like trying to keep up with like a lot of different friends, but like I'm happy to have like, you know, the opportunity to have a lot of different friends, but I'm happy to have the opportunity to have a bunch of different friends. But I'm trying to keep up with everybody, whatever. And I was kind of like, oh, I'm like, it's kind of like whack-a-mole where I'm like,

oh, I got to text this person, I got to hang with this person, whatever. But it's not like whack-a-mole, because it's like, I'm getting more out of it. It feels more like whack-a-mole seems like I'm hating life, trying to whack-a-mole whatever. I like I was maybe it's like bouncing a lot of plates like it's kind like that but like it's it's more like fruitful than that and I was kind of like it's kind of like a gangbang where it's like you know like it's like it's

like I'm getting you're not like I'm getting anything out of it but there's more like it's not like whack-a-mole it's like you're getting stuff out of life you know like I feel so you know like, like it's a mutual back and forth that I have with these people where it's like I'm jerking one guy off there. I'm like, I'm a fucking guy off there. Yeah, he's like, I am fulfilled. I'm like. Yeah, I'm just like, I'm fulfilled. Exactly. What else could a girl want? Or get gang banged all day every day. No, I'm not saying like, I'm just saying like, what the op, it wasn't, I'm not saying that I like enjoy gang bangs, like getting gang banged. I'm not saying like I'm just saying like what the op it wasn't I'm not saying that I like Enjoy gang bangs like getting gay bait. I'm saying like I

Didn't think you did I'm saying I feel like the opposite of whackable is probably gangbang You know Yeah, well, I guess right cuz like you're trying to keep my We all should be living life like it's a gang Life is so you know you saw me I am gonna start living life like it's a game jerk this guy off I'm a suck Like you're a little whore

this guy off I'm gonna suck that guy off. Like you're a little whore. I don't know why I just thought of this but I do know why but you said gangbang and then I pictured you ever like been on Pornhub and you get like you see a reverse gangbang? It's just all women and one guy? I'm like that looks like fucking hell. If someone was like you want to have reverse gang. Me and my nine girlfriends, what are eight of them gonna do? I have one fucking dick here. Are you just gonna sit on the couch and talk? I feel like it just becomes a dance party where it's like people are just working in the corner. You wanna have two of your friends fuck in the corner? I guess, like, I can only do what I can do here. Yeah.

And there's not much I can do with eight people. Yeah. Right? Eight women. I can't do anything with sixteen holes, I have one penis. Entirely single. That's like the autistic kid playing whack-a-mole. Yeah, that's whack-a-mole. That's too stressed out.

He's got the mallet in one hand, and he's just banging with the other, you're like, cheating! He's cheating! Yeah, dude. Okay, so to clarify, live your life as if it is an all-male game, but... All-male game. Not... Anyways, what else do you guys wanna talk about?

I was gonna let that one sit. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. This is where I would start playing a working man on television.

I'd be like, I think we're at the end of that. It's more like Michael is like, I don't know why I'm talking about King Bane. I was reading an article the other day that fucking had said everything I wanted to say about how we're in post-nude society. It was an article, I think it was in New York magazine, it was called the Chi Chi Chat, and it's this woman who, I think it started obviously with good intentions, and I'm sure it still has good intentions, but it's a group chat. Someone's friend, I think, was just feeling down. The writer's friend was like

feeling down during the pandemic and just started a group chat and was like, what's up ladies Like let's show our bodies. Let's be proud of our bodies and the the article is interesting in the sense that it was like It's now that the chat five years on now is 21 like 250 people deep I think you don't obviously don't the the rules are anyone in the chat can invite anyone and And then and then they are free to share what they want it can be naked pictures of other people can be naked pictures of yourself whatever but they're often not sexual there it's just

like to get more comfortable with your bodies or whatever I think again I think it just started as fun and now it's become this other body positivity thing yeah as as I understand it and I like, that's exactly what nudes are nowadays. That's how they feel. They feel like they're not meant for this. Does that make sense? Sorry, explain just one more time. They feel not meant for this.

It just feels like clinical or medical. It doesn't feel like sexy anymore. It's more like, ah, all right. Yeah. Yeah. Like, look, if you wanna say some stuff with it, that's a different, we're talking about a horse of a different color.

But if it's just like, if it's just like, here's a titty, I'm like, come on. Yeah, I feel like especially like, you know, a male, just a dick pic, like it's if you don't have any level of sexiness to it it does feel like it's just like sending it to your doctor to like see yeah and like unless it's really in video form you know a video that's a different story again like now we're taught we're bringing in other motives and other stuff but if it's just if you're just like here's my ass I'm like what am I

50 yeah you want me to like look at your mole yeah what the fuck am I gonna do with an ass yeah um you do are you frustrated by this article that you're like I've been saying this for years no no I'm actually I'm like yes they they captured what I've been trying to say yeah I think I've been saying it poorly like fuck two nudes Yeah, that's what I mean. It feels like Like sexiness is not its main point interesting Stetson legend that's me in this hat. It's you Draped in their aroma Stetson legend is a warm sexy addictive and captive captivating fragrance for men

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office yet. Now I have really regretting my wardrobe choice. Bob Fox destroyed me. I was digging this outfit. I thought this outfit looked good. I thought it was a nice outfit. Bob Fox saw me and just went Peter Griffin head ass. I'm like, oh yeah, this is exactly Peter Griffin's outfit. It is. I mean, he's in a long sleeve shirt, but aside from that, I am dressed exactly like Peter Griffin. It reminds me of the time when Nick Terreni, I had a brown, I had a green shirt on and brown pants and Nick Terreni went, looking good Shaggy, where's Scooby? I went, God can never wear this again now.

There was a scene where Pav's dressed strictly as Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown. Charlie Brown. I have a Charlie Brown hair. And then, like, when I called you out, you were like, I fully dressed like him a few times. What's your style? Kind of like depressed cartoon. It's really what I'm usually going for. Kim Possible is really one that's like, I think that that's the one where it's really

hard to not look, it's kind of like how like when you like all graphic design is trying not to make a Nazi symbol or penis outfits are just for some reason everything just looks like impossible impossible really because it's cargo pants with like black top like which I don't I don't find myself wearing that much but you run into it every girls run into it at least twice but they're like fuck that I look like impossible and then the other thing I have I I got to gauge the room how mad should I be about this situation I'm in right now so I I've talked about my doctor before on here yeah I go to a Chinese doctor I've talked about my doctor before on here. Yeah, I

think you have all the doctors. I go to a Chinese doctor. Oh, yeah, I go to a Chinese doctor on the Upper East Side. I love it. With all of my heart. I am the absolute best version of myself at this doctor's office. Like, they it is, if you don't know, everyone there is a Chinese woman except me. Like, the receptionist, the patients, the doctors, the nurses, everyone is a Chinese woman except me. Like, the receptionist, the patients, the doctors, the nurses, everyone is a Chinese woman except me. And I don't know how I got there.

I don't know who made me that appointment. But I've- Thank you for clarifying except you. I've been going there for two years and every time I walk in there, I just, I leave feeling really, really good about myself because they think I am a giant. Every time I go there, it is like Gulliver's Travels.

They are all up to my sternum and they are all like, I can't do the voice, you know? Like, I'm sitting on the doctor's thing. When my doctor walks in, she always just says, oh, John, still super jacked and I don't know it makes me feel good and they they also I don't know I must have gone to see them one time like while I was maybe before Amsterdam or something like that because they're always asking about my international comedy.

What? They're like, they're just like, they think I'm really funny, and they think I've done shows. They're like, still do shows? And I'm always like, yeah, a little bit, like whatever, I don't know, and they're like, you still traffic international? And I'm like, sure, I don't fucking know.

Yeah, whatever, but they laugh really hard at my jokes, like this past time when I went, and they were asking me just like, what I take on a daily basis. And I told them all my medicine and all my pills and stuff. And then they're like, and that's it. And I was like, oh, god. Now that you mention it, I've been doing heroin. And she thought that was the funniest thing ever.

That is really funny. She almost collapsed. It was unbelievable. And so yeah, so I feel good when I go there. They think I'm big and they think I'm funny. And but, so I went last Thursday before we were in Chicago. I went last Thursday. And we had a busy day at work. We've had shit on so like I you know after you go to the doctor usually you give blood They run your blood test. Yeah, and I just I didn't I think I had a phone call afterwards. Whatever I didn't I didn't give blood so the doctor's office was on Thursday I did not give blood that day Friday just not in the mood Monday. I went to Chicago for the week

Yeah, while I'm in Chicago. I get three phone calls from the doctors And I didn't answer any of them and I Don't even think I remember to check the voicemails until towards the end of the week And I checked the voicemails and they're like dude. You got a big problem Like your blood is bad. Like we got we got to start doing abs scans. We had to MRIs We got to do a bunch of shit like urine again. It was all voicemails. So it wasn't like you're dying. It was all delivered professionally but How I heard it was like a big problem

It was like you like it was like you're not in a good spot, dude. Yeah I haven't given him blood So it's not mine So I called them on friday and I was like hey, uh Yeah, so I got your voicemails. I haven't given you any of my blood. So whatever blood you're testing and whatever blood is on my chart is not my blood. Because Thursday when I went, I came right here.

Friday didn't go. Monday I went to Chicago. I have not given blood in six months. And I called them to tell them that. And I was like, yeah's just it's just not my blood like whatever you heart you have and they didn't I expected I thought it was gonna be funny like I thought they're like oh we're fucking dumb like we mixed up these two things not a big deal we'll check your blood when you give it yeah and and they were like no it says here June 12th you

gave it and I was like no I'm telling you I did Yeah, so that's not my blood and they're like, oh right. You're sorry Yeah, so June 16th you went and you gave blood and I was like June 16. I was in Chicago. Like I did That's not my blood. I don't know what you're testing Has it been my blood the whole time? They called me back today and like we're now it's like on the third or fourth call that I have to speak to their like office manager now, I'm starting to be like, oh this feels like a big deal and I don't know whose blood it's been this whole time So you're worried because they're always telling you that you're healthy. Yeah, and you're worried that this time you might be dying

I don't know. No, no, no, my my fear isn't of Dying or not dying. I'm fine. My fear is of Don't have to find a new doctor now. Yeah. So is this a language barrier type situation? I don't think so. Where it's like it's all fun and games until you actually need.

No, I don't think so, because the people I've spoken to are kind of like, I've had one person who pushed back, the woman I just talked to at the phone, this gave me pause, the woman I just called back half hour ago, whatever, when you guys were on a call. And the receptionist was like, oh, I know who you are.

And I kind of laughed. I was like, oh, you know who I am. But I'm like, so am I a story? Like, oh, that guy who's blood, we always just check a random homeless person's blood every time he comes in. Where are you getting the blood from? I know for a fact I haven't given you my blood. Yeah, do you think that there's a possibility that they're just kind of flubbing the numbers?

Or do you think that they've mixed it up with somebody else's? I think they mixed it up. I think they don't know how they mixed it up. And that's why they're having the someone else call me. Interesting. I don't know how you go about this. I know. I don't want to change doctors, but if they're not checking my blood, I kind of have to. I definitely almost went to this doctor. I called one time. I made an appointment, and then they called me, and they were like, Hey, do you know the word the Chinese doctor?

And I was like, what? And they were like, I was like, is that like the name of your, like, they're like, yeah, we're the Chinese doctor. I was like, Are you, are you like saying that I can't con? And then they kept saying the Chinese doctor. So I was like, is it brand name, like the Chinese doctor?

And so then I looked it up and it was the Chinese doctor. And it was at a doctor company, doctor. Yeah, yeah. It was all Chinese doctors. Oh, see, this is not. It's part of Northwell Health. But just everyone there is Chinese or Asian. Yeah, yeah.

Well, so OK, so if you want to continue with your Chinese doctor thing, then I got another Chinese doctor. You do? I mean, they kind of are exclusive. They definitely were calling me. I ended up searching doctors because they were like, it's worth the Chinese doctor.

But there was definitely a language barrier, but I could tell in their tone, they said, you're white, we don't want you coming here. When I walk in there, it is... But they love you. But you can tell that they're not used to seeing people like me. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

It's like, what the fuck? Yeah, so again, my Chinese doctor, gonna be less warm to you, gonna be less welcoming, but can scratch that it's see? This is my problem. I'm so vibe focused where like I Don't know me and this doc got a great vibe. She might not be checking to see if I'm healthy, but It's more vibes. I Fear that doctors is kind of the one thing where you can't really factor. Yeah

It seems like they're not that good. Good vibes most likely equals bad doctor. Yeah. But I've gotten bad vibes from good. I'm sorry. I've gotten good vibes. I've gotten bad vibes from bad doctor. Yeah. Also alternative, though, not to be racist, but Asian usually good doctor. Good doctor. So now we're at a standstill here and it evens out.

Did I bring this up on the show? I think did i think it was with yanis the the chinese exam i saw like a tick tock about or yeah one decides their whole life it just decides your life yeah i remember like during sat somebody would always give that stat being like well at least it's not the chinese exam and then i'd kind of be like i guess what age you take the Chinese thing is like the same like with the age we take the SAT okay but then like it assigns you your college your profession and the rest of your life I kind of fuck with it it's like I do not fuck with it I've had 20 jobs in the last 10 years in the last 10 years yeah no you haven't of course I have in the last ten years. Yeah, you've been here for more than ten. Okay, so in the last fifteen years, okay

I've had I've had I've had 20 jobs in this company for sure. It's been at this company, but I've done 20 occupations Yeah, but but that's the whole point is like you Don't you want like if somebody could just be like hey, this is the path that you're gonna go on Then you don't have to fuck around with all these jobs. No I know I like all these jobs I like some doing something new next year I like doing something new like I don't want a job. First of all to clarify you've had the same job for the past 15 years you don't act like you're like this job nomad. Not a job nomad but we do

different things like doing the same thing every day would kill me yeah okay and we do different like you know there doing the same thing every day would kill me. Yeah, OK. And we do different, like, you know, there was blogging, there was merch making, there was podcasting. I'm not pretending I've had all these different W2s and different desks. We get to do different stuff. And if I had one job for the rest of my life, I would not enjoy that.

Do you think that the Chinese exam even, like, has creative, like even has podcasting an option that you can? It's like if you fail it you just go to podcaster. They hand you a bootleg copy of a working man. Why don't you go get by a mic? I actually saw Tyler the creator said, it was pretty funny where he's like,

why the fuck's everyone on a microphone? We need electricians too, man. Yeah, you're probably right, Tyler. Yeah, yeah, I don't hate the idea though of like, I do feel like they were most ambitious when you were 18 and like, if that's when, like I feel like actually. You were most ambitious at 18? Yeah, I was like a good student. You had the biggest dreams. I had the biggest dreams, but like I was you were most ambitious 18. Yeah, I was you had the biggest dreams

I had the biggest dreams, but like I was kind of like like I was ready to be an engineer. I Applied to you code into it code it. Yeah I was gonna be at Tulane. I had a scholarship to Tulane for engineering. Yeah We could have been you you know, well I guess I would have missed you. I don't know. Point is like at 18- I knew where you were walking and I was like, I'll let Jackie walk as long as she wants. And that serves that point. I was on track to be an engineer and now I can't even form a sentence. Well I can't either and I went to too late. That's more of a take on too late.

But yeah, I could have used a little bit more direction. I'm very happy with what I ended up. That's different than what we're saying. I think what I'm hearing is like at 18 you're your most ambitious. I think when you have ambition you don't need direction. I'm going to go get it. Yeah, that's true. Like I needed direction at 18. I did not need, I don't think I had ambition or direction.

I was just like, I'm gonna do whatever the fuck I want. Yeah, what did you think you were gonna be again? I had never even thought about it. Oh, really? Oh. My family kind of thought I was gonna be a lawyer, but like there's a lot of lawyers and judges and shit, or a judge.

But I had no plans. What would you do? I was just joking. I was going to be in the NBA. I mean, I definitely wanted to work for Barstool. Like Barstool, I didn't know if I wanted to work here, but like it was a website I was obsessed with and loved. And I liked that lane, but I lane but I had no ambition. It wasn't even that I didn't have an ambition.

I was just like, I'm just gonna hang out. He's been a vibe guy. Yeah, I was just being, I don't know. I did like my college counselors had to like. Work for that Chinese doctor. You know, my college counselors had to beg me to do admissions and like to apply to colleges. And I went to a school where like, you didn't not apply to college. Everyone I went to a school where like,

you didn't not apply to college. Everyone who went to that school went to fucking college. And I was like, ah, I'll get around to it. Yeah. It worked out. I think you needed a doctor though. You can't, I'm sure that bag was just on the table for a couple of weeks and then they picked you up. Oh God, they called me back and I was talking about it.

You have to get the Chinese doctor on the podcast. Oh wait, no, no, this is a 401 number, nevermind. Oh. Have you guys been getting a bunch of random calls recently? Like spam calls recently? That's my life. I am always getting spam calls. My phone's been a disaster lately and it's ruining my life.

Kind of similar to you having to be getting pictures on your phone. But no, no, I'm saying like my phone, like I'll text someone, I saw that I texted them, and then that text will just go to a different person. And like the other day I asked someone to hang out. Next thing you know I'm hanging out with someone else.

And then the other thing that's going on with my phone is like I've tried to change my alarm a million times. This is the, and it just goes off at random times throughout the day. This is the only alarm that it'll give me and it's the worst. I can't even find it now. They must have got rid of it.

But it's like this sci-fi horror noise. That pops up every single day. It's causing, it just happened during the wedding too. Like I went to a wedding this week and just started coming. I just hear this horror noise just popping off in the middle of my phone. You had a horus noise go up during the wedding? Yes.

My phone is just, I'm getting plans with people that I wanna hang out with and horror noises are coming from my phone. So. That's, fuck I had something to say. I'm getting plans with people I don't want to hang out with and horror noises are coming from my phone. That's... What? Fuck, I had something to say. Did I...

Oh, sorry. No. I was just going to say, underutilized changing somebody's... Oh, this is the noise. Somebody's... Yeah. I don't know if you can play it. Imagine this just 6.30 every morning.

My mom's, that's my mom's like text alert thing which is really crazy. Or she does like full ringtones every time she gets a text. It's goddamn awful. Like she'll be like in text conversation like full alarm. I always just, I'll just, my mom has her thing on too. She just has the regular ding. But just go, you know you can mute that. I say it to her every time, you know you can make that sound.

I used to love going into people's phones and changing shortcuts. Every time they tried to use the word IDK, it's just like, fuck! And I don't do that anymore. And also under utilizing like changing people's voicemails, or not voicemails, but ringtones. So we should all get more into that. I went to the Apple store recently. I still pass this. As you guys know, I don't get pictures on my phone. And I didn't.

This is the air conditioning problem all over again where it's like, just fix it. Yes, well, I went to the Apple store to fix it. Oh, cool. So the reason I didn't this is the air conditioning problem all over again where it's like just fix it. Yes Well, well, I went to the Apple store to fix it. Oh cool. So the reason why I wasn't getting shit is the Or at least what I thought I wasn't getting shit my iCloud was full And I don't know how to deal with that. So I went to the Apple store and Parents like no, I've been I've been off my pants ones. I was a kid When the iPhone came out I wanted an iPhone we were verizon family But iPhone was only on AT&T and my mom was like you can get it

But like you gotta get off the family plan and if you're off the family plan like you gotta pay for it I was like 17 or 18 or whatever. I was and I was like done deal and Now my entire family is still on the family plan and I have paid 150 bucks a month for 20 years. One of my worst financial decisions of all time. I actually have a I work at a company what they'll pay for as long as I just fill out one little thing and I won't do that either. But anyway so the I went to the Apple store and and I was like I was yo, my phone doesn't get pictures. And he was like, okay.

And I was like, my iCloud's full. And he's like, that doesn't. And by the way, what do I even have an iCloud for? He was like, what? I was like, why do I need an iCloud? And he's like, well, to save all your stuff. But I don't need to save anything. He goes, well, you do need to save. I said, no, I don, but I don't need to save anything he goes Well, you do need this. I said no, I don't I don't need anything saved

I don't want like my text messages saved for eternity They don't need to be like once the conversations if you can't fit on the phone anymore, it can be lost at the sands of time I don't need it. Yeah cloud. I was like, I don't need any of my pictures. I don't need any of my videos I don't need anything like nothing is something that I need forever. Yeah, just nonsense in my phone and he's like, okay And he's like looking at my phone. He's no, it's actually not the iCloud is that's not the reason you're getting the pictures Have you updated your settings and I was like, I don't know and he goes, well, do you know how to get to settings? I was like, yeah, I know how to get to settings and we weren't being dicks but like we were like we were kind of laughing was like yeah, I know how to get to settings kind of deal and

And then I'm looking through settings and I can't find whatever he told me to go find and he goes He goes can I ask you a question? Yeah, he goes how familiar are you with your phone? And I was like, what do you ask me? Do you know how do you know how to use it? I look man. I know how to use the phone. You sound like an old man. I know how to use my phone as a phone. I know what I need from it. And he goes, okay.

I'm just saying, because we do have classes upstairs. He goes, it's usually elderly people, but you might be able to take one too. You know what man, I I'm gonna take my phone and I'm gonna get out of here. So I still have my same phone. I've not taken a class, but I do get pictures. I do get pictures. He was right, I had updated my phone.

So I updated my phone. So I get pictures now. That's really funny though, that's also like an old person responding, you know what, I'm just gonna leave, I'm just gonna walk out. I had other. I wanted to get there too. Yeah, I went to get a new phone But you know what any new headphones and I'll grab like a new charger and I was like, I'm not getting anything I'm so see you later My grandma like seriously when she gets bored she just goes and like picks fights with like random workers

like she'll just go to Nordstrom and be like Hey, I'm trying to find a dress for my daughter's or my granddaughter's wedding. And they'll be like, oh, OK, what do you want? And then she's like, well, she's not actually getting married, so I wouldn't know yet. And then they'll be like, but you want? And she'll be like, I don't know what to wear to her wedding.

And then she'll tell us about it. Could you believe that? Could you believe what they fucking said to me? I'm like, wait, what? So your grandmother will go to the mall and pick fights with people? Yeah, or sometimes they'll be like, she's candy. She's like, I'm like 15 year old me. Sometimes it's like, Cherry Jo, she'll be like, why don't you guys have this?

And they'll be like, I don't know. I don't pick. And she goes, well, who do I talk to you to get some like caramels here? Yeah, anyways I also real quick. I I just want to say I did go to the doctor. I got blood work recently And I've been having an issue where I have to pee like a lot. Like I can't stop. I don't have, it's not a UTI.

I've already, whatever. But I have to pee. Like I can't sleep through the night without having to pee like three times. And I got my blood work back and sure enough it said like there's a bunch of like, like all the kidney stuff was like high, like in the red. So then I called her and I was like, hey. And she like messaged me back. She was like, everything looks good.

But I was like, hey, like the messaged me back. She was like, everything looks good. But I was like, hey, the kidney stuff looks like it's pretty bad, and also I told you about my pee issues. Like, whatever. I told you about my pee. And she was like, I think it's fine. And then I happened. So I was just like, all right, I guess I'll take your word for it.

Do I need a second opinion? No. She said, I think it's fine, but the blood work super didn't look fine. You only get second opinion when it's bad. What? You get second opinion when it's bad. But it looked it looked bad. She just was like I think it's fine. Wait, how do you know what looks bad for kidney levels? Because it has like a scale of like green to red, you know,

and then it was way in the red. That's happening before the same kidney thing where mine looked bad. And I just was like, they'll tell me if it's bad. And I just left it. I think all that shit, they give a pretty wide berth. Because like everybody is different. Like I know my family, we all have high liver enzymes. Oh yeah, same.

I do too. I think everyone I talk to is like, oh yeah, we have those too. Like I think we should just move the gauge. Yeah. All right, here's where the comfortable safe zone is, but I don't know. All right, Bluechew, guys,

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And big thanks to BlueChu for sponsoring the podcast. Una, list us. You want this before we smell this? Okay, do you guys know what the Pentagon pizza meter is? Tell me so I can tell you about it that you don't know. I did see your tweet about it, but I had no idea what you were talking about. Oh, yeah, I forget that people see those. The Pentagon pizza meter is basically like people have been tracking for a long time, for like decades, like the number of pizza orders

around the Pentagon, like in Pennsylvania and DC, like just the general area of the Pentagon and White House and stuff. And every single time there's been like a major world thing, like American event, like us killing Osama or other things like that, the like pizza orders in the area go like skyrocket. And I was like, I'm gonna check this.

And I like looked it up and this was on Friday. And the pizza meter was like breaking. And I was like, I texted my family, go pizza meter going off, like watch the news tomorrow. And then what happened Saturday? We bombed a country. So I called it from the pizzas. Oh, wait, that's crazy.

Crazy, right? People need to pay attention to that. So it's just because late nights like. Yeah, it makes sense. The Pentagon's working late. They order pizza. Yeah, but get something else. Cause then the other,, could have seen that

and been like, fuck the pizza guys. I thought they were having pizza parties. I like to celebrate. I thought they were celebrating. This is like the hoodsies have been going crazy. That's so funny. But it's weird because it's not just pizza orders to those buildings, if I have it correct.

It's just in the area. It's like, is there a vibe in the air that people want? Wait, that's so funny. I wonder if they like legitimately have to like start ordering sushi or something south. Yeah Yeah, we're saying why don't they get salads? The but also the that is a good call on how you got that the other thing I was thinking about that We all knew about that pretty well in advance, right? Yeah Not fucking me. Well, but no, I don't I don't mean it's like I had inside information or anything like that But like there was a tweet. Mm-hmm. That was like on Saturday afternoon

Maybe like I saw it and I dismissed it because I was on Twitter. So I was like, yeah, maybe that's real maybe it's not I don't know, but it was like there was a tweet like Saturday afternoon or whatever day that the bombers took off where it was like the tweet said something to the effect of because you know what? We can just see in America every plane that takes off, like how we track private jets and stuff. And it was something to the effect of like six, I think the number was six bombers just took off from blank Air Force base or Naval base in Missouri,

they are the exact kind of aircrafts that would be needed to carry out a mission striking. But that was on Saturday, the tweet was on Saturday, because pizza was Friday night. It was, whenever it was, it was before the bombing. Because again, I saw, I didn't give it much thought. I just scrolled past it, like, again, everything I see on Twitter, I just assumed is fake.

I saw that, the B2s. Yeah, and I was like, all right, sure. And then the next day, I was like, huh, that tweet was right. Yeah, yeah. Should we be worried about that? Speak to someone more important than I to figure that one out.

Okay. I feel like no, I don't think we should be worried. My political science professor still emails me from college and he emailed me, he was like, and I know you were really worried, I guess he remembered, got worried about a war or something and he emailed me to be like don't worry like I think we're fine right now I had a tough one when that that news broke probably because I went like no phone this weekend do not

disturb and then the only text that I really got it really looked at was my brother texted me Kevin Iran to the Rockets someone came up to me at the wedding I was at, I was like, you see the news? Pretty crazy. And I was like, crazy. I didn't see that one coming. And a couple, you know, a couple more sentences in my body, I was like, I just don't see how Katie is going to fit on the Rockets. No way.

And then he informed me that we are might be at war. You see like, cause everyone's in a love island right now, so like some people saw like new bomb and they were like, we got a new bombshell. That's what new bomb is for. Um, but yeah. All right. Well, somebody let me know when to get worried. Dude, how funny would it be if you get drafted?

I wouldn't last one fucking day. Perhaps would you get drafted or would you two get drafted? Uh, you're out next week. I'm out next week. Bang. Of draft? Yeah. 25 and below. Would you get drafted or would you two get drafted? I'm out next week bang of draft Oh, so I'm out so you're prime but we're girls they're not doing yeah, yeah, I don't think women get drafted they don't right really I mean we haven't had drafts women certainly weren't Taken Advil in the last month. They won't draft you there There's so many things. Not actually Advil. Oh, really?

I'm on so many meds. I'm disqualified from the draft 20 times over. Apart from me would be curious, but I actually know I wouldn't last one day. And I have a fear of losing a leg. And that's just like, I don't want to risk it. I don't want to risk a leg. Tell that to the general.

Yeah. They're like, oh, so you're crazy. You know what? I got this thing about losing a leg. I don't think it's going to work out for me. I have a fear of losing about losing a leg. I feel like it's going to work out for me. I feel like it's my right leg specifically. I feel like you need your toenails too probably. Oh my god. My toenail is on my right leg. Seriously when I'm editing I was like oh my god I talked to my toenail for straight up ten minutes. What else you got?

straight up 10 minutes. That's all that is. So. What else you got? Haley Bieber, this is kind of more like pop culture, but had no ring on. She stepped out without her wedding ring, which was kind of crazy. I don't know.

I am personally, I've been a day one, like they hate each other. I think that they hate each other. I I love Haley Bieber and I and I feel like Justin has gone through a rough rough patch But like everyone who is like no, they're fine. Like you're you all are reading too much into it I don't think so. I think they seriously hate each other. I I always think this all of this stuff is far too read into by people, but you don't accidentally take your whatever. I think I always agree with you, but this stuff is crazy. Like he posted,

I'm assuming you guys probably saw like on mother's day, he posted like mother's day sucks and I was just like, what? And then on father's day she commented on a post father's day sucks. It's like this is weird. You guys have a baby, like a newborn baby. She like reposted a TikTok the other day that was like a compilation of Justin Bieber being addicted to people, to like paparazzi. I was like, so you hate him.

Just like, you hate him and it's fine. Most people hate their husbands. Like, but just not him. You're in the majority of anything. Yeah, seriously, it's perfectly normal. Last one thing I wrote, oh sorry. No, you go. One more thing I wrote down that I just thought was crazy

is that Meta AI, according to Zuckerberg, has a million monthly users. Which is, isn't that like an eighth of the whole world uses AI every month? Yeah, I mean, like I don't keep track of the numbers, but Facebook's numbers have been obviously growing for a long time. Like a billion doesn't shock me me I remember seeing Facebook's like daily

users at like 600 million or 700 million and that's all what's app got everyone in Europe mm-hmm Instagram's got everyone in America like and then Facebook's got everyone in India not meta, like meta AI stuff, like using like generative. I bet, I would. You think it includes like. I think that just means anyone using a meta product. I honestly don't know. But I think that just means, but maybe,

maybe it means a better people. I don't know, it said AI, it said like AI users, but they could also just be trying to make it look more. The name of the parent company now, I think is meta AI. So I think anyone who uses Instagram, WhatsApp, Facebook is a user of Meta AI. But again, I'm speculating, I'm not hard on that. Ben Klein just started a TikTok account

where he has AI create videos of aliens cutting space fruit. AI create videos of aliens cutting space fruit. And it's ASMR. So you can hear like the squishing and every new, it's kind of like green hands will just be cutting like, you know, some fruit that looks like it's like from another world. And he's planning on getting really rich from that. And I hope the best for him.

So go follow, I think it's Alien Space Hands, Space Fruit ASMR or something like that. I've been thinking about making like an AI ASMR account because of how much I love watching them. And I'm not like an AI consumer usually, but I keep watching. You guys have to all go watch this. Glass Fruit AI cutting.

Yeah, that's what he was saying. Oh my God, it's so fun to watch guys. It's just like glass fruit that's... Yeah, that's what he was saying. Oh my God, it's so fun to watch, guys. It's just like glass fruit that's... Yeah, and like the knife, like the way, it's like, like I've never really gotten ASMR and like I get it. It's like, I'm like, oh, I get like chills when I watch it. I don't know, there's a lot, there's a lot of versions.

The lava ones are really good. There's like cutting lava and eating lava, like lava mukbangs now, and it'll just be like cutting lava and eating lava like lava muck bangs now and it'll just be like a person like eating lava and I'm like fuck I need to try that what? no I'm gonna send it to you because it's a rabbit hole so you will watch an AI person eat lava and be like that's the dream for a while

yeah hey guys what's up? First time, long time. I'm just submitting this because there is no way that I just spent 35 minutes inside of my gym trying to figure out what is wrong with my headphones because the May 15th episode is only playing out of my right out of my left headphone and I was like what what's wrong with my headphones I reset them I reconnected them I took them out put them back in and of course I finally am ready to say like oh they're finally broken like I'm gonna have to get some new headphones and I end up playing the next track and it works perfectly all right and then I try another one and it's only in the left.

What? Did you only drop the left audio track for the May 15th episode? I don't even care if this makes the episode, I don't even care if this makes a show. Like, what's going on here Jack? We should have fucking screened you. It's like, sorry.

Yeah, so I just learned this. Yeah, you did so, cool. Thank you for sending this directly to my bosses. I was just relaxing that he knew the words to say left audio track. He's like, did you just drop the left audio track? Yeah, and here's what happens is my computer automatically drops the left audio track. And I forgot to on May 15th and I got away with it. Up until now.

I think maybe there was like one thing, but yeah, that that was one where Was it was that the one that was the one and then it was like paths did it perfectly he like completely helped me out while I was on jury duty and then I Did one thing? Like I just touched the podcast. Of course it fucked up like I Yeah, again, thanks for bringing this up. I got away with it. Sorry about the May 15th episode.

My computer has some weird glitch where it only exports on one audio track. And that's what you heard, but I replaced it before 9 a.m. So if you probably listened to it before 9 a.m., and if you didn't, then you got a good audio. I would like to formally apologize for the May 15th episode.

Yeah. It's okay. Steve's gonna take over the podcast edit soon. You won't have that option anyway. Hey guys, second time caller. I called back in October maybe of last year. Just kind of a little update. I was the guy that won the $200,000 on that random Sunday playing Draftkings. I called in to ask you guys if I should tell people or not. Well, you guys did that for me. So sure enough, about an hour after you guys posted the video on Instagram and Twitter,

my phones are blown up from friends, co-workers, family members, all that stuff, finding out that I won the money, which actually was awesome because they found out that I won the money through a video of me saying that I'm not going to tell them that I won the money which actually was awesome because they found out that I won the money through a video of me saying that I'm not going to tell them that I won the money so it was great people very happy for me people I worked loved it I end up getting promoted not because of that per se but it probably helps a little bit good networking and a lot of random people on some VPs at this

very large company work out like come up to me and be like, Oh my God, I did the DraftKings guy. So I've kind of... This case is one of the most famous. One guy took me out to go play golf to talk about strategies on that. So all that worked out pretty well and probably has enhanced my career a little bit in a weird way. What else did I do with what I do with the money? So I did a lot of traveling.

I went to Costa Rica, kind of splurged a little bit there, went to Europe two different times. I bought an engagement ring and proposed to my girlfriend, now fiance, in Switzerland. Fucking right. Italia. Did all that. I had to write a big check to the government. So they didn't withhold any taxes when I got the money. So I had to set aside some money, which I did into a high yield savings account. And then come April, I had to write a sixty five thousand dollar check to the government. Like, what did they do to help me win that money? That was not fun.

So did that. And then I used the remaining money left over to help pay for grad school. So I got my company paying for some of it. And I now DraftKings paying for the rest of it. So I'm going to night a couple days a week and doing that. So overall, I got a lot of hate for this it and I now DraftKings paying for the rest of it So I'm going to night couple days a week and doing that so overall I got a lot of hate for this, but no it did not change my life It just kind of enhanced it a bit and a lot of did a couple helping do a couple cool things so

But yeah, I'm still just living my normal middle America white-collar job life and It's all been really good So thanks guys for help outing me and you know, I still play draft kings almost every day I'm just waiting for the next one, you know So awesome, so thanks all again and we'll talk soon Fuck yeah, dude That is exactly what you should do when you if you have an influx of cash go on vacation Do something important for your life

Yeah, that used every dollar perfectly. I think I also think I always try Obviously our callers when you call them they we use their faces up like that. But like Personally, I always try and keep names everything out just cuz like I still feel like barstool and KFC radio has like this negative negativity attached to it where it's like oh if you see anything you guys are talking about we you're like I don't tell my friends they listen to the podcast or like I don't know I just think like people do not want to be on barstool yeah and so I always try and keep people off but I guess there are good things that can happen yeah yeah I I would I'm not gonna change the way I go about things but I am always like don't like I don't post my friends I don't like do stuff like that like ah you're just

gonna get in trouble at work yeah like that and I guess times they are a changing hell yeah he seems it's like the you know we made the right person rich I feel like he was in the he he the lottery Shadow picking Switzerland to rich. Yeah, not not With this complexion, I'm guessing there was a popover in Dublin Like I like Switzerland's a fucking wild choice, I like that Marty and readers one of their honeymoon too, So maybe Switzerland's popping off at the moment. Podcast over? Huh?

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