KFC Radio - Jason Mantzoukas, Back 2 School with Large, and Frankie's Groupie

Episode Date: November 13, 2018

Jason Mantzoukas (54:32) visits to discuss The League, fiction written about him on Twitter and getting arrested in Morocco, plus his new movie, The Long Dumb Road. Large joins for voicemails and to recap the trip to Florida for a tailgate party with Feits and KFC. Frankie has a groupie that waits outside Barstool HQ. He also met a man named Daddy. Voicemails include: Old Donuts. Give up Hot Food or Cold Drink, Threesome for Threesome, Tit pics or Dick Pics.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Alright, it's another edition of KFC Radio. The holidays are basically here, which means you're going to be struggling to find the right gifts for the right guys in your life. Large is here today. Large, you're a dad, right? I feel like it's, uh, you don't really ever get good gifts. True or false? Yeah. Right. It's just dads in general really ever get good gifts. True or false. Right. It's just dads in general.

I'd rather not get anything, man. Just stay with it. I'll sit down with it. Because I don't even want the anticipation to open up something and be like, ah. Just avoid it. Yeah, yeah. I'll buy my own, maybe. It's like, why'd you waste the paper on it?

Right? Yeah. I feel you. I feel you. So it's a tough task. My mom's changing the game. My mom just sent her list. She sent me.

I saw that. She just emailed me my Christmas list. Fights got fucking rattled by his mom's email. It's currently being updated. Yeah, she's fucking around. She said this is a running list, just so you know. She asked for an emulsifier, which we all had to Google. We still don't really know.

Yeah, no. We did Google it, but I don't think we ever really found an answer. I don't know. It's a stick blender. I got two. Well, listen, it's, I mean, it's a tough task. Largest kids, his wife, they want to get him something nice. They don't know what to get him. He hates everything.

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Right now, KFC Radio, it's me and fights, as always. We got Big Daddy Large in for the show because we just did a weekend away with him and we wanted to get his thoughts on everything. And we also got Smelly Borelli in the building. And you know when Frankie Borelli comes on the program that there's a reason. And usually it has to do with something strange pornographically

or his weird friends. But today, one of the classic like bar stool fun house circus moments downstairs in our lobby was this woman who was like a first grade teacher. She looked very put together aside from wearing a shirt that said, it's beginning to look a lot like fuck this. But it was a green sweater. She had a vest on. That's what it said.

Beginning to look a lot like fuck this. But other than that, her, her clothes look normal. She seemed normal. And she came to the barstool lobby because she wanted to fuck Frankie. It was, this just happened. And I feel like there's really, no one is making a big enough deal about this. It was during the rundown. I was like, someone go interrupt the rundown.

Yeah. And make everyone aware of what's happening. Everyone's kind of just like, yeah, no, just the crackhead downstairs. She's been down there for a half hour. She really wants to fuck Frankie. This is a huge deal. This is a big thing. She said she loved Frankie and Dave. She said fuck mate. She kept calling Nate

mate with an M. His boat doesn't matter. His boat doesn't matter and he runs around like he thinks he runs the joint. The funniest moment was this all, as it was happening, Dave was leaving to go to his pizza review, and Ebony was like, yeah, she said that she loves Dave too. And Frankie was like, Dave just went down there. Somebody's got to save him.

And he runs down the stairs. Yeah, so I'm sitting at my desk, and my back is to the elevator. So every time the elevator door opened, I'm always thinking like someone's just going to shoot me in the back. That's like the first thought that comes when I elevator door opened, I'm always thinking, like, someone's just going to shoot me in the back. That's like the first thought that comes when I hear that noise, I'm dead. So I always turn around immediately, and I see this lady, and she just, like,

stares at me, and I was like, it was one of those stares. Wait, so she made it to the third floor? She made it to the third floor with Ebony. Oh, shit. Oh, yeah. I didn't know that. Oh, yeah.

So I just stared at her, and I said, what the fuck? She's acting as though I knew her my whole life. And then, so I looked back at my computer, and I knew that she was still staring at me through the back of my head. So I turned back around, and when I did, she was just waving. And then the doors closed and went down. So I was like, all right, that was a very weird interaction.

That's fine. Ten minutes go by, and every person that came into the office after that moment that was, like, coming back from lunch or whatever said, yo, there's a crack addict downstairs that just wants to fuck you. And I was like, all right. The first time I was like, whatever. The second time Rowan comes up to me and goes, yo, no gas. There's a there's a chick downstairs that wants to drain you like drain you.

He's like, you can go down there right now and get it. I was like, what are you talking about? So there was like, I mean, five or six people that come by later. I'm like, is she just screaming this downstairs? And apparently she was. Well, I first heard crackhead and I thought we were talking like a homeless, derelict off the street. She was kind of put together. She could get it.

If that girl showed up and said like, I want to fuck KFC, I would be like, okay. I introduced myself to her. I didn't know. So I walked in and Ebony's in the lobby with them. So I didn't, they look regular and she wasn't being rowdy or anything like that. So Ebony sees me, says, hey, large.

She's talking to two white girls. So I went over to buy Ebony and Ebony's like, can I get a hug? Which she's not a hugger, right? I mean, Ebony's not a traditional hugger. And then she kind of gave me a little squeeze. A little tip off. Yeah. So I don't know if like she wanted me to stay or if Ebony was getting fresh.

So I said, Hey ladies, how are you? They're like, Hey, you know, and then I'll, I just thought it was kind of weird.

And I got in the elevator. I didn't even know that these were the same two broads. Oh yeah. That were after you. Cause they did look very, yeah. Yeah. There was another one.

Yeah. There was a girl who apparently was the voice of reason, a blonde. That was the one. Yeah. Fuck this thing going on. So yeah, there you go

so i actually went down there to go save dave because i'm like if she's saying she wants to fuck me what the hell she want to do to dave and so i went probably fuck him too so i went down there and i poked my head out and i just said what's going on like what do you want all right like i understand i'm hearing all these stories what do you want and she just got real nervous and she just like all right i'm going to the Smith. My buzz is like, my buzz is going away. Yeah, so I was thinking that's a couple girls who are clearly like super fans

who like knew that the Smith is near the office and probably had a few too many and got the liquid courage. I'm just going to go over there. I'm just going to do it. I'm just going to do it. They're not super fans though

because they didn't, I don't like, from what I understand, Jay asked if Jet Ski was. They did not know me. They asked... Yeah, yeah. That can't be a superfan.

But if they even know who Jet Ski is? Like, they didn't even know the name? No, Jet Ski went downstairs and they're like, is that Frankie? Oh, God, I see what you mean. And then Rowan went downstairs like, is that Frankie? So... Why do they want to fuck you so much? He doesn't know what you look like.

I don't want to be that name. I don't know, just Frankie. Fuck Frankie. It just rolls off the tongue. These pizza boys out here. I'm glad you guys brought me in because usually I talk about my dumb friends. Something came up the other day. Nothing too crazy with the pornographic world.

But anyway, I'm at a bar the other night. I went to an Islanders bar. I didn't even know those things existed. New York Islanders bar. They play the goddamn goal celebration after they score a goal. It was my heaven. I walked in there. I'm like, what the fuck is this place? I'm never leaving. So I'm in this place. I'm in the zone. I'm talking to some people. Some people are Barstool fans and Islander fans my friends. So I'm getting introduced to this friend of a friend's group. And hey, my name is John.

Hey, my name is Rob. Hey, my name is Daddy. Hey, my name is Brian. I'm like, I said, what? What the? I was like, what was that? It must be a nickname, right? And they're like, yeah, it's our friend Daddy.

All night goes on. Everyone's calling him Daddy. The girls are calling him Daddy. The guys are calling him Daddy. So I finally said to someone, I'm like, what the fuck is this guy's name? His birth given name is Daddy. He goes, you know, I didn't ask him for his license. I fucking should have. the fuck is this guy's name? His birth given name is Daddy. D-A-D-D-Y? I didn't ask him for his license. I fucking should have.

Turns out, he's like, yeah, you can call me Dad for short. Now what the fuck is this? Now what the fuck is this? How awkward does that fucking get? What kind of parents? He was a white dude. Thank you for cutting through that for me.

It was going to be like, you know, Doddy type thing. He was like, whatever his last name was, but it was like a regular. Was he a fat guy? No, he was skinny. I feel like if you're going to be daddy, you've got to be a fat guy. You've got to be daddy. I'm daddy. Call me daddy.

I was like, hey, daddy, can you get me a beer? I felt so weird. What's weirder, daddy or dad? There's no way. He was fucking with you. There's no way. His name is daddy I should have just asked him for his license

but I felt so weird doing that but I went to the friend who's really friends with him I'm like bro is his name daddy he said yes his name is daddy I've known him forever his name is daddy I have to think they're fucking with me it's a group joke like we're gonna get Frankie

no his name is Daddy. They call him Daddy. Call him Daddy. Yeah. Your friends never disappoint, man. You got to be known as D at that point. You can call me Dad for sure. Exactly.

You got to put, like, some kind of accent on that, like, Dottie or something. Yeah, yeah. You can't be walking around to the bar being like, yeah, what's the tab on her? Daddy. I kind of like, I mean, it's something like I feel like you lean into that

and all of a sudden you could become like a famous person. You know what I mean? Like you just embrace the daddy persona and next thing you know. That dude's never like

gotten a takeout order where he didn't think people, like the people didn't think he was fucking with them. Yeah. Like seamless daddy. Yeah. Seamless daddy. Yeah.

Venti. Like what's the name for it? Daddy. I think the real cocky move is you can call me dad. Yeah. Yeah. Well, yeah, that's it. I wish I had more for you guys.

Let me just. Is there any porn? Yeah. Well, speaking of porn, coming up in a couple episodes, because we've been doing interviews back to back, we had Bert Kreischer on the show. OK. He introduced us to a new type of porn. We had Bert Kreischer on the show. He introduced us

to a new type of porn. Oh, fuck. I heard about this. Yeah. Quicksand porn. Yeah. I mean, I don't know if I can do it. I don't know if I... It's just a girl suffocating. It's just a girl drowning in quicksand. Minutes away from death? It's arguable they might die. It might be a snuff though. I was expecting it to be a little

more. Now, are they moaning? Is she like. It's literally just the person driving a quicksand. It's just kind of struggling. There's like a small like. You've watched this? Yeah, I watched it because we were traveling together.

So we were watching. Yeah, right, right. There's like one where like, you ever see where the girl's trapped underneath the table? You ever seen that one? No. It's called trapped porn. Not trapped porn, which is totally different,

but the trapped one where they're kind of. Yes, dude. Oh, she's stuck trying to get out a window and like her stepson comes by. It's always a stepson. Oh porn, which is totally different, but the trap porn where they kind of, or she's stuck trying to get out a window and like her stepson comes by. It's always a stepson. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I know what you're talking about now. She gets stuck in the refrigerator.

Or she's trying to get underneath the bed to read something and she gets stuck and then the stepson comes in. It's always a stepson. It's usually like a GIF advertisement. Like, it's usually like an ad at the bottom. Yeah. And it's like the mom and dad are like fucking and then the girl's like hiding behind the open refrigerator door. No, no, no. This one, they're straight up.. And it's like the mom and dad are like fucking and then the girl's like hiding behind the open

refrigerator door. No, no, no. This one, they're straight up. I think it's either trapped or stuck. So you search for stuck. I think that's it. They're stuck under a glass table.

I mean, it's very, very specific and it's, I don't know why it's so enticing. So, and one, a girl has her hand caught. She's cleaning out the garbage disposal and it gets caught.

I've seen that one. I have Frankie. That's why you have Frankie on the show. She can't out the garbage disposal and it gets caught. I've seen that one. I'm Frankie. That's why I have Frankie on the show. She can't move from the sink so she's prone and her stepson comes in. The stepson's always come in

like whenever. Yeah, so I've seen window, table, under the bed, caught in a garbage disposal. The garbage disposal board might be some next level shit

that I've never heard of. Yeah, yeah. Please don't flip the switch. Like, you know, I just want to, oh, I won't flip the switch. If you. Yeah, there it is.

So there it is. What? Yeah. Ain't no fucking like I have you at my disposal because of a garbage disposal. Fucking. Yeah, that one's coming from a dad, by the way. What's up? Since I last was on this show, I've discovered a new form of watching porn.

It's, I don't know if I said it the last time. It's the Reddit. Reddit porn. Reddit list. I don't know if you've said it, but I mean, you've told me in confidence. I don't know if you said it the last time. It's the Reddit list. I don't know if you've said it, but you've told me in confidence. I don't know if you've said it on a show. YP was the one who introduced us to that, right? No, he knew about it.

There's that level of where it's just dead bodies and shit, too. Remember that? You've got to skip past number five through eight. Number five through eight. One of them is called I'm Going to Hell for This. I've clicked on and one of them's called I'm going to hell for this and I've clicked on that a couple fucking times. And you're going to hell for it.

And goddamn man, it doesn't stop at porn. It goes all the way. It goes all the way down to hell. Like, I mean, you can see anything on there. Because not safe for work means like a lot of things.

Yeah, so it's Reddit list. You type in Reddit list not safe for work and you get about 10,000 pages. It goes from, you go to subreddit, you go to like the subreddits and then you hit from top to bottom. And number one's usually just like not safe for work.

Number two's just like whatever, all girls. And then number three's like I'm going to hell for this. You skip that one. You always skip that one. Always. Don't click it. I mean, we're absolutely going to pull this up a large deal. If you want to partake, I'd love to pull it up.

Yeah, but there's some good stuff in there, man. You go down. I told you, tip of my penis. Tip of my penis is a great one. It's like, oh, what was that video? It's on the tip of my head. No, it's on the tip of my penis. What was that video?

And everyone just writes like, yo, I saw this video once. And it's like an all-time video that you have remembered. But you just can't like. You're crowdsourcing your porn. There's a bunch of dudes in there like, yo, she was wearing this. He was wearing this. They were in this scenario. And then they find the answer.

And everyone's like, let's go. We all watch it together. And then like you can write like, remind me in five days. You know. And it tags you. Reddit lets you know like, hey, you wanted to know about this five days ago. Has it been answered yet? That should be an app.

Forget about Reddit. Like there should be just tip your penis. Because there's, I mean, I got a couple I'm searching for that I know where I'm going tonight. I know what I'm doing. Oh, yeah. You go to all time. So it's like all time uploaded ones. Those are the best ones of all time.

Oh, my God. My guy, Frankie. Skip the hell. Skip. I'm going to hell for this. Don't ever click on that. And then go to my penis. Go straight down the number. I think it's number 91

It's deep down in there You got there 91 Oh yeah That's page 3 You're a special guy man Alright, get back to your radio show Alright Frankie, go get to that Radio show that you do with

Quote unquote, with Dave See if he ever shows up We're going to doie's reddit list porn right now we'll start clicking around on some links and we'll see where it takes i'm nervous you go down the internet rabbit hole and you don't know what's gonna happen actually you know i don't know why i said i'm nervous i i say things sometimes that like i just feel like i should say this like this is what a normal person would say yeah you're being society yeah you I mean, you're just not nervous. That was the least, like, I'm nervous.

Like, it's palpable. Like, my fucking arm stuff. I mean, I was, this is some Bane shit. Like, I was born into this. Yeah. I had a babysitter who used to make me watch Rotten.com on there. You're not going to fucking scare me with nothing. We are born, we are creatures of the internet, man. This is where we make our living.

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You're a croissant guy? A big croissant guy. Give me your order of like, let's go roll croissant, bagel biscuit, let's say. An English muffin. Well done toasted English muffin. Is that your number one? I did burgers last night for the kids and I did them on croissants.

Which is nice. I thought you were going to say the muffin. I did real deal burgers, butter lettuce, the whole deal. Sliced avocado. Kids love them. Well, I think kids for sure eat better than like most adults in the planet.

But if I do burgers on the sandwich size English muffins toasted well done, it's big. It's a big night. It's a big night for me. And the potato roll,

it's tough for me. It's like picking my favorite Did you go to Rathbones? You ever go to Rathbones? Yeah, we were talking about that. Yeah. The burger?

Wait, their burger, the Bones burger has a slice of ham and it comes on the English muffin. When it comes to the breakfast sandwiches, I still feel like I choose biscuit because it's the only other time you can really do biscuit. That's all the way down for me. I don't do biscuit.

You don't do biscuits at all? The sausage and cheese biscuit from McDonald's, the biscuit is almost greasier than any of the meat and cheese. It's amazing. And I'm not going to have a biscuit anywhere else. So if I can do it for the morning, I'll do the biscuit. But you can do it on whatever you want at Dunkin'. Two of them for just five bucks.

America runs on Dunkin'. Barstool runs on Dunkin'. Let's get to this Reddit list. So, I mean, we're obviously going to just ignore Frankie's, you know. Do not click. Right. Now, the question is, do we want to do that right away? So the list, I'm looking we're obviously going to just ignore Frankie's, you know. Do not click. Right. Now, the question is, do we want to do that right away? So the list, I'm looking at the list now.

It goes one, Gone Wild, two, Not Safe for Work, three, Not Safe for Work, GIF, four, Real Girls, and five, I'm Going to Hell for This. Oh, he called it eight. Five. It's making a run. Yeah, it's moving up the rank. Just to read some of the other stuff on the list here busty petite cum sluts petite gone wild girls finishing the job adorable porn that sounds like super illegal definitely not i will truly not quick click on that one bigger than you thought with in honor of large let's skip all the way down to number 19 i can't all right i'm i'm worse at this

let's uh we're gonna do this yeah i want to start bigger than you thought just to see 19. I can't. All right. I'm worse at this. Let's all. We're going to do this. Yeah. I want to start bigger than you thought just to see what big really means. Do you see the next one was happy, embarrassed girls? I mean, the world gets weird. All right. So now did you expect it to?

See, this is the problem. This is too many links. This is where like this Reddit porn stuff porn stuff like I need you to cut to the fucking chase I can't be doing link after link after link let's just go right back to the let's cut right to the fucking I'm going to hell for this oh how the

the first post is celebrating Stan Lee's death Stan Lee died bandwagon oh my god being jerked off by the devil I don't know I mean Like this isn't even I thought one would jump out

I'm just looking at another reddit page now I mean Yeah you're going deeper down a rabbit hole I don't even understand this cause it's In no way is any of this porn No It's just celebrating death this to me how is it number five on porn this to me is like yeah you know

this is the perfect like difference between i can't do this so this is millennial shit this is like they can't they they're clicking they're clicking they can't figure it out yeah like i go to i go to pornhub I find a thumbnail I like. I see a stepsister title, and I fucking click on it, and I watch them get fucked. No. But you know what I mean? It's like I just, to me, this Reddit shit, I know these young guys, they love it, and they go crazy for it, but it's just complicating something that doesn't need to be complicated. The two things that have made me realize I'm old the fastest is one, Snapchat.

I still don't understand Snapchat. Yeah, Snapchat's supposed to be intuitive where it's like, just click this button and this icon. I don't even have it. I had to get rid of it. I don't even have it. I couldn't figure it out. And I'm like, you know what? I'm done with this.

And then this. Reddit porn. All the young bucks. I just want to have a video of a pretty lady sucking a penis. Right. Whatever happened, it's just like a facial, huh? Doesn't seem like a lot to ask, right? Yeah. I was looking last night

and I had listened to some Joe Rogan and then somebody had asked him what was the final thing that got Fear Factor taken off the air. Did you ever see that? Yeah. Do you know what got it taken off the air? No. So Joe Rogan says, oh, there was one thing in particular.

We had everyone there. And I watched part of it, and I had to actually turn it off. Like you were saying, you're built for it. Click on what took Fear Factor. I'm going to write about it. They had a gallon of donkey cum, and they had a gallon of donkey urine. And then you had to, like, spin a wheel, and whatever you landed on decided how many ounces you'd have to drink of either. And then as soon as you got a wheel and whatever you landed on decided how many ounces you'd have to drink of either and then as soon as you got it down and kept down five seconds you

had to throw it up and there were just people there drinking donkey cum yeah so i don't know if i could put it on barstool but i'm gonna have to link to it or something like that and that's what got fear factor taken off the air don't please don't put them that will i will i overstated like you think you're made for that if you if you're made for like two guys and then taken off the air. Please don't put them. I will puke. I overstate it. Like, you think you're made for that? If you're made for, like, two guys and then, like, two blondes and then one's like, no, I'll go with the urine. And it's like, you know, pick your poison.

But, like, so that's that. Now, just to maybe change your mind, like, the girls who are involved in it are attractive. Oh, the two blondes. They're brunettes. Oh, the first ones are the brunettes. Then the guys in the red shirts. Oh, the two blondes. They're brunettes. Oh, the first ones are the brunettes then the guys in the red shirts. Oh, yeah. Wait a minute.

There's two hot brunettes and two hot blondes drinking Donkey Kong. I'm in on this. Yeah, and then two guys. You guys are pussies. Yeah, yeah. I mean, it's tough.

Is it? Yeah, and then this is a mom who's cleaning underneath a glass table. Yeah, this show always goes off the rails, but we're super off the rails.

I have two laptops in front of me. You're still looking what Frankie was telling you? Within a minute, I have you watching Donkey Kong and Stuck. Oh, these guys. This guy is just chugging like a beer stein worth of Donkey Kong. There goes Fidelberg. Price is puking.

Oh, man, he took it down, too. Yes, he did. And then he throws it up. I mean, I had to. Yeah, it's tough. But I mean, at the end of the day, like, it's not that tough. It's not. It's not good.

All right? It's good. Well, let me ask you a question. Price had a couple of tough days, right? So I think his stomach wasn't there. No, he always does this. He's a little bitch. Now, OK, I'm going to just be honest here.

Go. He's really out there heaving. You know it's a good episode when you get bites puking. Yeah. Okay. We're in the trust tree. I'm just going to be very honest here. Go ahead. This is a very attractive girl. Yep. Her mascara is running.

She did the... And she's... Did she do the urine or is she... No, she's drinking the cum. So she's a hot blonde drinking cum, and her makeup's a mess. I'm just saying, I've watched this before. The donkey's in the background, right? Do you see the donkey in the background? They're on the farm, so you can see the donkey. But if you just kind of tell yourself, and Joe Rogan's like barking in her face, like, drink that shit!

God, the world was such a funnier place back in the day. So that kind of took off the air. And her sister's like, do it. Drink, drink, drink. And she did it. This girl took down a whole fucking pint. So I'm going to write about that tonight. As you should.

Okay. That's the one that you hang that one on the fridge. No, come on in. But what bothered you? The donkey part of it, John? Come on back to the program. It couldn't have been the, it wasn't the mom under the table. That was totally, yeah, that was aces.

Because, John, let me just explain what I did to Large. What I said to Large, did to Large. I mean, this is, you're about to watch. Oh, come on, man. Okay, fine, fine. I won't play it, but let me just explain it to you. It's a hot blonde drinking cum. 16 ounces of it.

Or 17, like she looks like a 17er. What's the problem with that? Just pretend it's not a donkey. If it was human, would you have a problem with it? Yeah. Yeah. 16 ounces of cum is just too much cum for me to see, man. Right.

No. All right. Fine. I'm just saying, you know, I've probably seen that before. You see like a martini glass. I've seen these things before. Have you seen a martini glass? Yeah.

That's all fine. I don't know what it is. I don't know. I mean, like, I literally just... Look at Joe Rogan, like, barking at her, like, do it, do it. So much for Bane. Yeah, I was bored of this. You can't even watch a girl drink cum?

First of all, it was a guy you showed me who was pinching his nose. Okay, well, let me show you now. No, I don't want to see it. Just quickly watch the girl. I was wrong. I overstated it. I overstated my toughness. I mean, she's got the mascara running like you like it

I mean that was you showed me like it was a guy with like you said a beer sign who was pinching his nose and just chugging donkey cum that was we found my line there it is there it is we found the fucking line speaking of

we'll draw the line in the sand here. We'll get into, we got Jason Manzoukas on the show today. Big time interview. You know him as Rafi from the league, as well as about several other lunatic characters that every single one of them are home runs. So we'll sit down with him. We'll do voicemails first. You want to do it?

Voicemails brought to you by 15 Seconds of Fame. I feel like DeLarge would be a good Jumbotron guy. Like, do you have like a, like a move? Like a move, right? Oh,

if I'm on the Jumbotron, like let's say you don't have a wine glass, a glass of wine in your hand. I don't. I mean, I'm sure I could come up because I, you know, the whole breaking thing,

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So I was walking by this group of girls, and I heard one point to her to her friend and say well he's chubby handsome and i really didn't know how to take it i was kind of taken back but then i was like oh she called me handsome but then she threw that chubby on there which is just the worst so i wanted to get your opinion thought maybe you guys could talk about it i appreciate it thanks bud i mean that's that's incredible that's that's what's incredible what's incredible is that I wanted to get your opinion, thought, maybe you guys could talk about it. I appreciate it. Thanks, bud. I mean, that's incredible. What's incredible is that guy going, like, well, she called me handsome. Like, is she going to put anything?

You know, you put anything in front of handsome, it doesn't matter? The handsome came after it, so you're good to go? No. No, I mean, he's super wrong here. But that's such a, I mean, chubby is the meanest thing you can call somebody. Yeah, you've always said that. It's worse than fat. Fat, at least you have the idea of powerful.

Yeah, I can see that. Chubby implies you're like a little boy who's just a chunkster. I don't mind this. I think now I'm just looking for handsome. I know if somebody says handsome, there's always a butt involved. You know what I mean? Like, oh, he's handsome, but he's a bald guy or something like that. Oh, he's handsome. He probably could use a shave. Or he's handsome, he could always a butt involved. You know what I mean? Like, oh, he's handsome, but he's a bald guy or something like that. Oh, he's handsome. He probably could use a

shave. Or he's handsome, he'd probably drop 100 pounds. So if I can get a caveat of Chubby Handsome, I'm fine with it. I take it where the fuck I can get it. I think fat's worse than Chubby. Because I think Chubby has a small degree of adorable. Charm to it, right? Yeah, but that's adorable, you're right.

It sounds patronizing in a way, almost. Yeah, no, he's Chubby. Like she'd poke me. Yeah. Like you would call, you're right. It sounds patronizing in a way, almost. Yeah, I know, he's chubby. Like she'd poke me. Yeah. Like, who? Yeah. Like you would call, you know, like a little boy chubby. Yeah. Or a puppy a chubby.

You're not like, I want to fuck that guy. It's not the most like, you know, sexual or like attracted type of thing. It's like a, you know. Like who's a chubby, handsome celebrity? I mean, is it like Baldwin? I don't know. He's, he's,

he's broad. Yeah. He's, he's Jonah Hill. I think he's just full blown fat. He's up and down. Maybe, um,

Jimmy Kimmel before he lost weight. Kimmel. Kimmel used to kind of have that puffy chub, chubster look. Right. I just had one. I can't think of it right now. I mean, Channing Tatum when he's not filming movies.

Who the fuck am I thinking? What about Chris Pratt when he was- That's who I was going to say. Son of a bitch. Yeah, Andy. That's exactly who I was going to say. Chris Pratt or Mac when he was putting on his weight. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

That's the Chubby look. I mean, you know, if Large says- Sign me up. Honestly, I'll take it. If I can just get handsome out of anybody now, I think Chubby's the lesser of most evils. You're winning me over. I have a bunch of other things they could say. And I don't have a leg to stand on.

I mean, I just started a juice cleanse, but I'm six hours into it. It's not like I'm really trying. You're not fat. You're not like – No, I mean, you're large. You are tall. It's not like I think of you as – I would not call you a fat guy. I don't even think I'd call you a chubby guy.

No, I'm definitely chubby. I'm 280. Yeah, but you're 6'5". Who else is 6'5 and 280? I don't know. Offensive lineman. Honestly, God, there's nobody else. I mean, it's just me and them. There's nobody else here. I would not have

guessed 280, though. So whatever the number on the scale is, who cares? You carry it well. I hear you. I saw you on breakfast. Shout out to Deke Zucker. He rats everybody out. You were saying I'm the fattest skinny guy. Yeah.

And it's always a coin flip between the skinniest fat guy or the fattest skinny guy. Yeah. And I don't know what's worse. Again, it's like a chubby handsome sort of situation. Would you rather be the skinniest fat guy? Because I feel like that implies I'm fat at heart. No, no. We were talking about your eating habits.

Right. And then we went in. Like, Deke is such a fucking slice of time. I mean, this is easy for me to get out of, but he said some stuff about me. Like, I can get in trouble with that guy. Yeah. I had to get that guy fired. Because that stuff in print is way worse.

So we were saying how Taco Bell. Remember we had this conversation with Liz about it was the best thing, and we've gone back and forth with you calling me a food snob. Yeah. So I said that you're, yeah, definitely. And you with your filthy biscuit today. Like, you're talking about a filthy biscuit. We've only been in here 15 minutes, right? You're the fattest, skinniest guy I know.

I mean, is there a, would you rather be the skinniest fat guy? Yeah, well, I'm just saying, implies me eating like my donuts and my filthy biscuits and all that shit means I'm like fat at heart. So I'm like a fat guy in my being. You know what I mean? Fat and hard mean like you'd rather just stay indoors all day. Yeah, like I'm a lazy slob who eats disgustingly. Right. That's a fat person move.

OK, so I'm a skinny fat person. I think if you put into context, I'm six, five, two, 80, Willie, six, five, three, right. That's a fat person move. Okay. So I'm a skinny fat person. I think if you put it into context, I'm six, five, two 80, Willie, six, five, three 80. Those are the two guys that were in the room. Like to us, you're an Adonis, right? Like I get very mad at me when he's like, shut the fuck up with any. Right. That's what I mean. Yeah. So you really don't have a fucking leg to stand on. Like no one's ever going to call you chubby, handsome. This whole room, there's only four of us. I'm the only chubby handsome guy. Close to it.

And again, if I got it, I'd be happy. Like you said, it was an insult. You don't know what the fuck you're talking about. You know what I mean? I know what I'm talking about. I'm chubby handsome. I'm chubby as fuck. You have your chubby moments, but for the most part, you're not a chubby guy.

Really? Yeah. Oh, that's very nice. You did steroids. You jacked. I enjoy the cut of your jib, as it were. Yeah, no, I think you have moments where perhaps you need to tighten it up. Christy Alley.

Christy Alley. Chubby. She's chubs. Yeah, yeah. She's chubs. Chubby pretty? Yeah. There was a girl on the red carpet last night from Mad Men, Christina Hendricks.

She's just got huge chapped tits. Yeah, but she was wearing like a pantsuit last night. She went over the edge like she's no longer like she's just making bad decisions. You know what I mean? Like, again, you obviously mean a tank top. There's a reason. Yeah. Yeah.

You got to know your limitations, you know. Now, this all came about because we were in Florida this weekend. We went out. We went down to Gainesville for Bud Light and we were down there for South Carolina, Florida. And we were pregame in uh south carolina florida and we were pre-gaming the you know the night before the friday night and afterwards we ended up at taco bell where we put in like a 50 or 60 dollar order of taco bell for everybody so that's where this whole

skinny fat discussion came from but we were down there uh doing some college football drinking and uh that was large's first that's your first like barstool trip right yeah it was my first time out of the office i mean mean, with you guys. I was impressed with how, I thought it was going to be sort of like how the content is run here. Do what you want and let's figure out how it works out. But like, I've mentioned this a couple times. I don't know if you mentioned people's names, but MB

was amazing. MB's one of our sales girls downstairs. She kind of runs more like the content side of sales, if that makes sense. She is always at every every trip every event every weekend all these things where you see us on the road she's always the one like facilitating all of it so shout out to her killed it and even logan your guys i mean i know you guys are tight with them but i was like checking in he's like no i already checked in i

was i got your tsa pre-screened yeah logan's driving us all weekend we had a driver i mean i was disappointed with like the semantics of being Jacksonville to Gainesville, being like an hour and a half away. It was almost like another flight, to be honest with you. And we didn't really get to see the campus. We were just sort of like hotel. And I think I mentioned my hotel room smelled a lot like semen. Did you get that?

Mine smelled like feet. Oh, really? Like buttery popcorn feet. Yeah. Didn't smell great. I felt like Joe Rogan knocked over a glass of Donkey Kong. Yeah. So we went four blocks.

There's nothing worse than stale semen, by the way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Very few things. If a guy has found an old t-shirt or two by the bed, the old gum fucking stinks. Yeah. So that was my room. Yeah, that's why I didn't invite you guys up for a nightcap. Yeah, it only started smelling like that after Lars was in there didn't invite you guys up for a nightcap. Yeah.

It only started smelling like that after Lars was in there, but whatever. But we did a four block walk. And again, chubby fat guy or whatever you want to call it. We went to Taco Bell, ordered $60 worth of Taco Bell. You had a taco or something like that. You had like two things. I had three cheesy gordita crunches. Did you three?

Yeah. Okay. Well, I had more. And I'm the one who said, oh, I don't want to do this. As a matter of fact, you guys were all leaving. I'm like, oh, you guys aren't going to finish this? And that's the Gordita Crunches. Did you drink? Yeah, okay. Well, I had more. And I'm the one who said, oh, I don't want to do this. As a matter of fact, you guys were all leaving. I'm like, oh, you guys aren't going to finish this? And that's the difference between it. Like, if a fat guy does that, you don't do it. So that's, and I went home, I went right back to my room.

I threw up, just so you know. I mean, that's a full disclosure. No bullshit. In the sink, yeah. So it's, and I didn't really go down. Your thoughts and prayers. So yeah, so that was a long night for me. But I also, and here's another fat guy thing.

So I almost, I ate was a long night for me. But I also, and here's another fat guy thing. So I almost ate myself like a turkey tiller, and then I grabbed an ice cream sandwich in the lobby on my way up with a bottle of water. That's a move. That's a fucking move. You don't do that. That's a fat guy, fat guy. But you know what? I don't throw him in the sink at the end. So, you know what?

I'll take it. I'll keep the skinny fat going. Some people say that's kind of chubby adorable i uh speaking of your your food habits i saw you on twitter mixing it up with uh katie bell that uh dan blazarian smoke she's like one of these instagram thoughts always around uh always around literally him she calls him daddy i think she's like his his like bottom bitch you know he's like the main girl yeah uh and she put up this like sexy video of herself uh over the weekend saying, what's your favorite snack?

And large chimes in being like, I was just talking to my wife about this. The old, uh, get, get some sour cream and you pour the Lipton's onion mix into it. You mix it up with some ruffles and you eat chips with a nice, cool, crisp, uh, Canada dry, uh, ginger ale. Love it. I was like kind of high on. And everyone, you know, she said, oh, this old guy takes the energy. Put me on her story on

Instagram, which from what I understand is very, you know, good. I couldn't see it because I don't follow her. But yeah, so it worked out well. And even like Nate hit me the next day. He's like, do you know what you just did? I was like, oh, you're just shooting the shit about some dip with this beautiful girl. And you know, like, yeah, this was a verbatim.

I was just chatting with the wife about this. Glad you brought it up. Still a huge fan of a tub of sour cream mixed with a packet of old school Lipton onion soup mix. Scoop that shit up with some Ruffle Bridges, maybe an ice cold can of dry ginger ale. A lot of sodium, though. She said this guy wins. Give him a medal. She's just like the sexiest of all thottiest girls out there.

Large mix it up with them. That's why he's a treasure. All right, let's get back to these voicemails. But I'm very happy you're here for this one, Large. It's Omaha season here at KC Radio. Boom. Omaha season is, I mean, arguably it's the best season ever. It's like the winter kind of starts to come, gets a little cool,

and you're like, you know what, it's steak time. Kind of like hunker down, hibernate with some steaks chicken fried steak you get the fucking the uh apple turnovers everything they they say you know they sent us one a box the other day and it's already gone i was gonna say this is about like one meal in the large household it lasts fucking 10 minutes in my house i get home put it in the freezer cook it all up right away the most ridiculous thing is they're basically just giving this stuff away for free. It makes absolutely no sense. They've been America's butcher since 1917, Kevin, and I think

they've decided, you know what? We've made enough money. It's time to just give away all our meats. You get the promo code KFC, you get 74% off Omaha Steaks. That's a joke of a number. It's $195 worth of meat for $49. $49.

$49.99 if we're being honest. So $50. Can't beat it. Right? Unbelievable. Use promo code KFC. You go search KFC. Go to AllMySteaks.com.

You just search it. You don't even need to put the code in. You just search my name and this magic happens. That's the way to do it. Voicemails. Let's get it. What's up, boys? I got a would you rather for you.

Would you rather have to go the rest of your life without being able to eat hot food or go the rest of your life without being able to drink cold beverages? No hot food or no cold beverages. That's an easy one. It's a good day for me. I mean, all my steaks. This is like right up your alley. This is the fat guy episode. Right. This's an easy one. It's a good day for me. I mean, on my steaks. This is like right up your alley. This is the fat guy episode. Right, this is the fat guy.

Donkey Kong. I don't think you can give up hot food. I love a nice cold anything. Cold glass of soda, cold beer, cold water. Totally disagree. You want to give up the hot food? But you can't. Cold food is still enjoyable.

But warm beverages aren't. Yeah, I guess you're right. I guess in that sense... You're talking about warm. Anything you have is going to be like a tea or coffee type temperature. Yeah, hot, let's call it. So you can't have a hot... You don't want to have a hot beer.

You can't have hot soda. Because you were going to go food first? I was, you don't want to have a hot beer. You can't have hot soda. I just changed my answer because of fights. Yeah, because you were going to go food first? I was going to go food. I would need hot food, but I can do plenty of cold foods. Right. I don't, you know, there's only one thing I like to drink hot. It's like, you know, like tea or maybe hot chocolate. And even that is like, I wouldn't do it with a steak.

I would say hot chocolate. Love it. But, you know, that's a novelty here and there. Right. When I want to have a cold beer at a game or, like, you got a sandwich, a side of chips with the onion mix and a cold soda. Yeah, cold food is very doable, I guess, now that I'm really thinking through it. All your sandwiches.

All your, yeah. Every single lunch. I'm weird. I only have, like, cold food for lunch. Yeah, that's a thing. I feel that. I, like, don't like hot food for lunch. I can understand that.

No, that's, like, how I don't wear sunglasses in the winter. Yeah. I think it's an easy one. I don't like hot food for lunch. I can understand that. No, that's like how I don't wear sunglasses in the winter. Yeah. I think it's an easy one. I think you can't be at a game having a beer. You can't do it when you go out at night. You drink fucking hot toddies. Yeah, but you can't.

Yeah. Yeah, you're right. I can't drink hot vodka. I can't drink hot wine. I can't drink hot. Like, so I would. The booze is gone. What's the worst part of cold food though?

Like, what meal are you giving up? Like, what's supposed to. Everything. I mean, you know, so obviously we can eat cold steak and whatnot, but. Like cold pasta. That's not great. Yeah. I love cold steak. I love cold pizza.

Cheesy pizza. Giving that up sucks. Cold pizza is fine, but it's not. Yeah. It's like a different food. Anything that congeals like a soup that has like an oil on it. Like the donkey gum. Right. All right like a different food. Anything that congeals, like a soup that has like an oil on it. Like the donkey gum. All right.

All right. You swayed. I thought it was going to be an easy one, and it turned out to be easy, which is the opposite of what I was thinking. It turned me, yeah. Good job, John. Very smart. Thank you.

I'm looking at this KFC thing, by the way. It's a great deal. Oh, you're already on it. Omaha. Yeah, no, it's unbelievable. It really is. You get like four filet mignons, four burgers, four sausages, four chicken fried patties.

I thought he was talking about chicken fried steaks, which I'm a big fan of. Yeah, there's a lot of shit in here. That's a nice little deal. And 74% off, which is actually extremely random, but the math is spot on. It's perfect. Yeah.

God, sorry. What's up, KFC? Fights. Super producer, BC. First time, long time. So I wake up randomly the other day with a message on my Facebook messenger, and it's from this guy who I don't know, but he graduated from high school in like the same area as me but anyway

the message basically immediately jumps out and says hey you won't have a threesome with me and my girlfriend don't know the guy again don't know his girlfriend he starts sending me some pictures of his girlfriend she's a total smoke show and so basically I kind of asked him like, you know, why are you doing this? Why are you guys doing this? And he said, um, his girlfriend proposed it. And if he could, uh, get the guy to have like a devil's three way with them, she would get her best friend to do it with, with him. So, uh, you know, I'm kind of thinking just as a bro i should maybe do this uh and my knee reaction on the messenger app was like you know all right well so this is there's a lot to unpack

here um but i don't know i love this guy being like he's gonna do it for the for the for the guy for the boys yeah like you know you clearly have a thing for your girlfriend's friend. You got a chance to potentially fuck her. If I got to mix it up with your dick and balls, let's fucking go. Dude, I think you have to do this for that reason. It's your boy. But is he friends with him?

A Facebook messenger message implies to me you're not that close to friends? That's true. Seem like an acquaintance. Yeah, which I guess is, I mean, that's probably what you want to do. You're not going to call up your best friend for this. You don't want to call up a total stranger. Let me go on Facebook and get an acquaintance from high school.

Right. No, I think I'd call my best friend. I don't. I hope so, baby. I don't want to fuck with a stranger. Would you rather fuck with me or a stranger? You. Really?

Yeah. I'm flattered. I'm flattered. I go the other way. I'd rather have an absolute stranger who I wouldn't have to sit in a room with every now and again. Right. Really? Because what if something happens?

And the thing is, I think about it every now and again, especially if that guy happens to be bigger than me. For all intents and purposes, you may seem like my genitals on your body are probably like breathtaking, but like, but I'm, you know, I have all this, this real estate.

Like we just talked about my size, the candle in the sun, man, like optically, they're going to, you know, see that. And then,

so there's a lot of like hurdles I'd have to get through, but once he's gone, I know I'm not going to see him again. Yeah. I think you got to go that way. One further. I'd probably kill the guy just to give him right into the thing. No witnesses. Yeah. Yeah. No witnesses. Take down the easy pass and I'm not going to see him again. Yeah. I think you got to go that way. One further. I'd probably kill the guy just to give him right into the thing. No witnesses.

Yeah. No witnesses. Take down the easy pass and I'm gone. What if there's a disaster that goes on, John? What the fuck could happen? What if I come on you, John? And now we got to sit here together and do this episode. Take a fucking shower.

All right. You know what? That was my number one fear. We're good to go. We can fuck now I'm pretty easy I'm like ah that sucks

but I mean I don't think that changes I really don't care look Kevin you come on me it'll ruin my 10 minutes it'll be it'll be a bad 10 minutes

for me but I don't think that's going to be something that sticks with me forever you're a true friend man there you guys are buddies would you do this

like if you if you went to your girl like yo I want to have a threesome with you and your best friend. She was like, fine. But first, first of all, this also is kind of a red flag for the girl being like, yeah, but only after I get fucked by two guys. Guys are supposed to be perverts.

They're supposed to be looking for group sex. When your girl is like, sure, but only after I get two dicks. It's like, oh, old gangbang over here is really into it. I think that this is one of those things where it sounds like a great idea. It's easy to say it, but it's quick. There is no shot I'd follow through with any. I'd never ask it.

Like, yeah, it's a nice fantasy to have, but I keep this shit as a fantasy. Yeah. It's one of those goals I never actually want to attain. Like happiness. It's nice. It's a pipe dream. Leave that to the Reddit list porn. It's a pipe dream Yeah Leave that to the To the Reddit list porn

I don't think you can It's a good thing to aim for Or shoot for And have there Like you know A light at the end of the tunnel Something that's interesting But I don't really want to reach it

So I think Maybe the woman Threw it out there Thinking it's something That he wouldn't take Right You know what I mean Like my buddy

S's wife You know I'd love to bang you in the ass No no it's not happening Like you know Kept it up Married for a long time So finally she was like Fine But'd love to bang you in the ass. No, no, it's not happening. I'd love, like, you know, kept it up. Married for a long time. So finally she was like, fine. But first I gotta bang you in the ass with this eight inch dildo. And he was like, done.

And then she was like, oh shit, like, you know, like he kind of called his bluff, you know what I mean? And so maybe that's one of these situations that I would think. Which that girl, we've talked about that before. That specifically, like, two things. First of all all it's 2018 you never know who's into what anymore he might be like yes yeah and second of all never underestimate

the mind of a perverted guy the drive of a perverted guy because they'll straight up costanza that like you want to get nuts let's get nuts you can fuck me because i want to i'll do whatever it takes right so just be aware if you're gonna play that game girls i it's a game to play i had that happen with a girlfriend where she was like i get to put something in your butt first though and i was like i didn't even hesitate like it's not like a deer antler yeah yeah and then she and then she one-upped me and she's like she's like but it like has to be she's like it's your exact mold oh right penis you're fucked by your own dick yeah go go fuck yourself I was like that's just the whole thing it really wasn't like it was just the

process I was like you know what fuck it nevermind I'm lazy also I mean you know if there's one guy in the world who hates everything about himself it's John Farnham it's just sick to ask him to fuck with his own dick what's up boys little question so me and my girlfriend of about six months got a little bit of a heated argument over text but uh anyway so i was asking i'm gonna be away from her for like a week so i was asking for maybe a nice little nice little nudie or something and

then we've gotten this discussion about what's more personal, tit pic or dick pic. And obviously I think it's way more personal to send a picture of your dick versus tits because, you know, they fucking post them on Instagram basically now anyway. So I just wanted to get your guys' thoughts. Dick pic might be like the most personal of all sexting everything. Dick pics ruin lives. Yeah.

Tip pics get likes. Right. I mean, like if you send a dick pic, like you're there's you're liable to have your life ruined. If like a tip pic leaves, people would be like, like, I don't know. Why is that on Facebook? Think about the number of girls who put it on like Instagram with just like a little like they just draw the tiniest little circle over their nipples. That's good to go. Think about just how many girls post pictures of like their regular ass cleavage all the time.

It would be like if all over Instagram it was just like dick bulges. And then every now and then you get to see one totally exposed. That's what tits are. I can't even play devil's advocate. This isn't even close. Yeah. I mean, I guess then if you're thinking. Let's make it a little more like a vagina shot.

Yeah. Dick pics are a lot less personal. Like I think once you go downstairs on a woman, like I think that's as personal as it gets. Like guys can kind of flop it out all. But also, yeah, like tit pics are like the easiest, right? I mean, a tit pic, if you're sexting and you get a tit pic, it's like, it's like don't even bother.

It's like getting larger Christmas gifts. Don't even bother. But even like you throw it back to to me like i could shave and push them together and send a tip pick out of the blow your mind like so it's like everyone has them so it's something that everyone doesn't have i think that that's the rule of thumb from now on there you go sold all right last voicemail of the day before we get into uh jason manzuka's brought to you we brought to you by 23 andMe. Laura, you're an Irish guy? Yeah, I'm an Irish guy.

German? No, no. Mom and dad both born over there. Straight 100% Irish. My family tree is a broomstick. There's nothing 23andMe is going to find out. Are you sure? I don't think there's any Mongol there.

I don't think anyone made it over to the Emerald Isle. You know. You know what? I might try it because, yeah, maybe there's something in there like a Cossack. That's what you never. That came to Dublin at some point, right? The whole point of 23andMe. I might try it because, yeah, maybe there's something in there, like a COSAC. That's what you never – That came to Dublin at some point, right? The whole point of 23andMe.

You think, hey, there's no chance I'm anything but this. I probably should do it. Give me the details. Yeah, all you got to do, it's the simplest thing. You get the kit. You register your sample. You spit into a tube. You register it.

You send it back to 23andMe. And in a few weeks, you get the personalized online report. So you'll find out, yeah, maybe you thought you were 100% Irish, but nope. Sprinkled in. Wouldn't it be great if Lars was Italian? You know, all of a sudden. I mean, you said Italian, but you meant something else. It's still as a sponsor.

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Right. Plus you give it to me for $50. That really is. Me and my wife won think about doing it, I would do it in the goddamn heart. Plus you give it to me for 50 bucks, me and my wife won, I think it'd be kind of cool. That's why it's a good gift because it's like, most people aren't going out of their way, they don't realize it, but it's something that falls off. I have two people I could give that to.

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giving you a story about something that happened in the tip today. We had a woman on another team start. It was her first week, and she came by my team to introduce herself, and she offered everybody some Krispy Kreme donuts. And I was hyped. It was

first thing in the morning. And I'm not rude. And I have a sweet. Grab what can I eat that baby in like three bites, only to find out right after I finished that this woman started on Monday and brought the donuts in and they were sitting there for two days and just delivered to us old donuts. So my question to you guys is, one, is there any worse way to start a new corporate America job by offering someone on another team old donuts? And two, what is the worst old food that someone could offer you? I mean, it can be worse because this guy ate this donut and didn't seem to really have a problem with it until he found out the circumstances.

A donut's a donut, man. I mean, I disagree with that, but I do think Krispy Kreme donuts, It couldn't be worse because this guy ate this donut and didn't seem to really have a problem with it until he found out the circumstances. Is it all right? Donuts a donut, man. I mean, I disagree with that, but I do think Krispy Kreme donuts have a level of just like sugar synthetic creation that it's like one day, two days, ten days. It's going to. I think they have a shelf life. Yeah. Yeah. Probably keep some like keep some somewhat edible.

Yeah. I think that's one of those things, you know, like a Twinkie. You can have like 20 years from now and it's still at least edible. Right. You're not a sweets guy. I was asking you this this weekend. I'm not a huge sweets guy. Not a desserts guy.

We were down in Tennessee, and for the first time, my kids had never seen, we were driving past Krispy Kreme, and the light was on. And I was like, oh, man, you guys have to do this. So we went in. They're fresh. They got to see the little, the frosting waterfall and stuff. And I got to, and I said oh, there's five of us. We'll do five donuts.

And the woman's like, sugar, that's going to make you mad. Just do a dozen. And she was right. So you can throw down a dozen of those things like aspirin. So, yeah, I think a Krispy Kreme because it's so moist. I don't mind that. Is that your peak donut? No.

I love those weird ones where it's like maple and fucking bacon and all that shit. I mean it's kind of cool. I like a cake donut more than I like a fried donut. You know what I love those weird ones where it's like maple and fucking bacon and all that shit. Yeah, you're such a fucking snob. I mean, it's kind of cool. I like a cake donut more than I like a fried donut. You know what I mean? Like sometimes. Dunkin' Donuts is great. I love Dunkin' Donuts. I don't know if they're one of your sponsors or whatever, but they're very good.

But sometimes the fancy ones kind of get me going. Yeah, I mean, I don't know what large, you know, when he was just Mike and he was in Brooklyn and there was no fucking bacon maple like sausage donuts. I like a jelly donut with so much powdered sugar it takes your breath away. There you go.

I like that too. But you can't breathe yet. Yeah, yeah. I like that too. Yeah. When your donut almost kills you it's like a little

like auto-erotic asphyxiation on your donut. That's what I like. But if this woman brought around three day old potato salad like then she's in trouble. Right?

If it was mayo and it was left out on a fucking ledge or something like that. You'd get fired for that. Yeah, but I think a donut sheet gets it going. So would potato salad be the oldest? Potato salad's bad. The worst of old foods? Anything mayo-based, I think, is probably going to be it.

Cheese, anything milk-based. You know what I did one time? We had to do a class for Spanish. In Spanish class, we had to do a project. We had to make some sort of Spanish food. I was looking up the easiest thing possible. I did Spanish hot chocolate, which was hot chocolate with pepper in it and some shit.

I just put it in a jar, like a pitcher almost. I just left it. I brought it to eighth period class. She was like, this tastes a little funky. Was this in the fridge like did you keep this I was like oh yeah yeah didn't even like think about needing to keep milk in the

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Absolutely. Thrilled to be here. Thrilled. We do every March during March Madness for Basketball, when brackets are all the rage, we try to do an entertainment bracket of sorts. Greatest villain or funniest show. Nice.

And we did kind of like, it was like secondary characters and you were a runaway in our tournament. Oh, yeah? Yeah. Oh, nice. You were a big time. For which character?

That's so cocky that you even have that for which character? Because there are. It's a fair question. Which one of my awesome characters? I'm going to guess being that this is Barstool Sports that this is going to be a Rafi. Yes. This is a Rafi.

Rafi was the one. But there was a lot of people saying, well, why wasn't he in the tournament for this or that? Yeah, come on. So we settled on Rafi. I'll take it. And you made a Cinderella run, I believe, to the final four. So you are certainly resonating with our audience here. Who won?

Who did win that secondary character was it john ralphio it might have been it might have been john ralphio from uh feinstein could have been in there too you see you have so many it's unbelievable get him in there get feinstein get derrick in there get adrian pimento come on guys well it's funny is all these characters are fucking lunatics man and. A lot of them are. And doing a little bit of research and just reading up on you, it seems like you are not a fucking lunatic. You're a relatively normal human. Perfectly normal guy just living in the world.

It's crazy. Yep. Do you think it's better to be known as a lunatic and be a normal guy or be a normal guy and turn out you're a lunatic? Oh, well, I think it's so interesting. It is strange to be perceived. I think, I guess I take it as like a vote of confidence that I'm doing my job right. Right. Because people do frequently just think I am, I must be.

You might be the actor of a generation, man. A crazy person. I must be a lunatic that they found and that they just invited to set and let him just like run around um and that is like you know like i am and that this is always like especially the guys from the league get a big kick out of this because people are always like consumed by what whoa you know because they'll ask like kroll or uh duplass or whatever like what's that rafi like man it must be crazy he must just be a crit like, oh, no, he's like incredibly mild mannered and a normal person. Right.

Who is a germaphobe and is not at all like. And people are like, what? People are very confused. Yeah. I mean, so we always joke about, you know, like if you are a director of Saw or Hostel that I think deep down, like you're kind of a serial killer. If you've got those thoughts running through your brain, if you can plan these elaborate plots, you're sick in the head. But I feel like you break

that mold where it's like, I don't think any part of you is crazy. Well, I'm sure there's something. I think, I mean, the beauty is my job allows me to in a very real way, exercise craziness in a funny kind of environment that does me no harm. Right.

You know what I mean? If you weren't an actor, you might be, like, in jail right now. Probably. Probably. Something would have happened. It's like the greatest therapy session ever, being on set. Because you are, like, I watch your What's in My Bag YouTube with Amina. Oh, nice.

Oh, yeah, great. And you like music because you're, I saw you on Seth Meyers, you were talking about how you don't really drink or do drugs, but you got inconsolably high on weed butter. Right? But you listened to the music of a person who was consistently high. Yes, that's true.

That's true. What was it? Congo? Congo? Congotronics? That's what it was. That's a great band. The Clowns in the Jungle. Oh, yeah, yeah. If you listen to that and you're not on hallucinogenic, that's crazy. Yeah, and somehow I discovered so much of that music, Stone Cold Silver. Wild. So many of these roles are, like we said, kind of crazy guys.

And I was watching a YouTube video about kind of one of your first acting gigs was on the prank show Roommate Wanted, which might have been the most sociopathic mean thing I've ever seen in my life. It was awful. It really was like I felt like karmically damaged. Yeah. So you it was a prank war where you basically were like pranking these people who were looking for an apartment it was this period of time in in new york or in entertainment where prank shows were like a big thing and the bigger prank you could get the better and so our show we only shot a pilot because it was so unsuccessful so wildly unsuccessful that every single person that we filmed for the pilot, the setup was we have an amazing New York apartment that has one amazing room for rent

that is literally, I can't remember, like $400. Right. Too good to be true. Way too good to be true. It was like a gigantic apartment in Tribeca. It was outrageous. And the only deal was, you know, you got to come and hang out with us so we can get a feel for you because you're going to be living with us.

And then when the person would come and hang out with us, we would just relentlessly be crazy until the person eventually was like, I need to leave. Every single person we did it to cried. Every single person cried. And I don't even think they could assemble a cut of the pilot that didn't end in just devastation. Because the people would be like, wait, is this apartment not for rent? I have to live somewhere. I need some place to live, and I gave up an apartment a couple of days ago

because I thought I was getting this. And they would start to cry, and you would see the gears turning in their heads of like, fuck, I just wasted two weeks. I need to find a place to live. This is New York City. And people would just lose their minds. And then the cast, because it was all young UCB people who were just like, for a lot of us, it was our first jobs or one of our first jobs. And it was just so,

we would sit at the end of the day, just like, what the fuck have we just done? We're just shattering people's dreams. I, I posit to you that you were ahead of your time because you said it was, you know, in the height,

I remember the punk era and all that stuff. But then five years ago, give or take, it was the pranks became huge on YouTube again. Oh, is that right? And they were your style pranks where it's just being a dick. Just cruel. Yeah. You go to the hood and step it on someone's Jordans.

You're just ruining someone's sneakers. That's not a prank. You're just being mean to a person. You would just be an asshole and then yell, it's a prank. That doesn't make it a prank. You're just being a bad person to people. And filming it. Yeah, but you know what's sick is it would get like a bajillion views.

They were the hottest thing on YouTube for a little stretch there. That's society for you. Oh, that's interesting. Something else, I mean, you're not on social media, right? I'm not. So you're relatively, you're sober and you don't do social media, so you're nothing like us at all. I'm not sober anymore. I am, or I wasn't ever really sober, but I do

drink. But yeah, I don't do any social media. I don't know. By choice to stay away from the sick fox of the world? It doesn't seem like it's for me. I'm not interested. Even years and years ago when it was MySpace

or Friendster, I remember people getting on that and I was like, I don't think I want to do this. I don't think I need to be in contact with a bunch of people I went to high school with or anything, really. Do you know that people are always watching you, despite the fact that you're not on social media? Oh, I'm certain they are. We have one from October, October 20th. Jason Manzoukas and Dean Winters just getting brunch together, laughing at little puns, talking about how great their exes are doing and how happy they are for them.

Leaving a big tip and a smiley face on the receipt, even though the waitstaff was mediocre. That's so weird. I don't know what that is, but it's not true. Oh, it's not true? That is not factual. That someone is writing a pilot in their head? That's somebody writing a bit of fiction. Truly.

Because I've never had lunch with Dean Winters. For sure. And the rest of that is not factual at all. That's how social media works. Everything's made up. That's why I'm not on social media. I would spend my time being like, what is this? Why is this person talking about me?

Why even come up with this? What about Jason Madzoukas is in John Wick 3? That is true. That's true. I mean, well, let's be clear. Let's be clear. I hope to be in John Wick 3. I hope I'm not's true. I mean, well, let's be clear. I hope to be in John Wick 3. I hope

I'm not cut out. But yes, no, I did film for that movie. It was awesome. I just randomly saw Jason Manzoukas walking down the street and giving high fives to a bunch of people in a bar crawl. What? I don't believe that's true. Wait, I don't give high fives. That's true.

I don't give high fives. That to me also seems false because I don't give high fives. That's true. I don't touch people. I don't give high fives. That to me also seems false because I don't shake hands. I don't give high fives. Also, if you see me, don't touch me. No, absolutely not. How about this people of the world listening to this? Don't touch me on the street. Don't touch anybody.

Don't grab me. Don't try and stop me. Don't be like, oh, shit, Rafi. Do you get sick of that? I'm sure people are like. I get sick of it when they're like. Because they must think you're this crazy guy. And you're not.

I get sick of it when it is like grabby. Yeah. People feel like because they think I'm a maniac, they can treat me like rough or treat me like, you know, like I'm going to mix it up with them. And I don't like that. No, no, not at all. Normal human over here. But just Jason Manzoukas mumbling to himself down the street.

That one. That is potentially very true. That is actually very likely. Love it. That I do find myself sometimes being like, oh, I can't like just like be talking to myself under my breath while I'm walking the streets. Are you a big talker yourself? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I'm a big like I'm a big like if I'm home alone, I will just be narrating my thoughts just for the sake of like talking them out. Yeah. No, I'm a big, like, if I'm home alone, I will just be narrating my thoughts just for the sake of, like, talking them out.

Yeah. No, I'm a crazy person. So, you see, there is. There's elements of it. Talking to your hormone monster, maybe? Absolutely. Yeah. So, we did a question on the last episode of the podcast was if you could pick one person, celebrity, whoever, to be your hormone monster, who would it be?

Oh, nice. Oh, cool. And Rafi was was one of them oh that's a good one yeah yeah that's a good one because rafi is like a real untethered hormone monster he is you know i mean he's not a cartoon he's doing a lot of stuff on that show that are that really cross you got one in mind who would be your hormone monster who would be my hormone monster i don't know probably. Probably Joy Behar. Joy Behar. You know, it seems like that works for me.

You know, like I get like, or Judge Judy. Oh, that's a good one. I mean, she would boss you around, man. Yeah. You would do what Judge Judy says. They would keep it in line. You know what I'm talking about? I read that you maybe did a stint in jail in Morocco.

Was that another falsehood or not a stint? But I did spend a night in jail in Morocco that was like harrowing in terms of being put in like just like literally just put in prison. Yeah. But it was for reasons that were like not very exciting. It was simply I was trying to exit the country, but my visa had expired. So they arrested me, put me in jail, and then I had to, like, plead my case to judges. But judges didn't come until the next day. So it was, like, it was pretty intense. Still locked up abroad.

What's a Moroccan jail like? It was not cool. Not great? Surprisingly, not cool. I've done a couple of underage drinking nights in jail in my day. And, like, American prisons weren't great. So I imagine Moroccan. Yeah, no, it was dicey.

It was like a big holding cell for a lot of people. Yeah, a lot of people. That's what's scary. And I was like, ooh, I just am very exposed here. Yeah, and it's like, I'm the guy who's over here for the visa. You're like a violent criminal. Yes. Can we separate, please?

I think it was sketchyy really sketchy did that happen because you went on uh something of a backpacking trip uh to study musicology right i lived abroad for like two years and that's when this happened that's right in like 95 96 90 96 97 i guess did you go solo or are you with a friend no no solo yeah so that the long dumb road which comes out this friday and uh in new york next friday uh theth in L.A., that's kind of a coming-of-age, you know, backpacking road trip type deal. Oh, no, there's absolutely a similar element, like, for Tony Revolori's character, that, like, young, idealistic kid who does—who makes choices that get him in so much trouble. You know, like, those—I was that kid, except that I was living in, like, other countries getting into trouble by making just either stupid decisions or whatever, you know. And that's the movie.

The movie is like that road trip where he's driving cross country. He picks me up. I'm like a drifter, you know, and I just ask for like a kind eyes, a drifter with kind eyes. It's hugely important. You know, no one picks up drifters with dangerous eyes. Exactly. That's what that's the that's the thing you got to do. If you're picking up drifters out dangerous eyes. Exactly. That's the thing you got to do. If you're picking up drifters out there, just look at their eyes.

That's the check. Yeah. And in the movie, I proceed to just unravel his entire life almost completely. But also teach him a lot of things along the way. Sure. Of course. Of course, lessons have to be learned, guys. Well, there's something inherent about road trips.

I've always said when I get together with my buddies for, like, a bachelor party or whatever, like, driving to and from is, like, more fun than the actual bachelor party. Oh, absolutely. It's, like, the buildup or then the recapping of the weekend is, like, so much better than the actual nonsense you get into. So there's just something about, like, guys on road trips that just bring it out. Oh, no. And I love all those, you know, planes, trains, and automobiles, Midnight Run. Like, I love all those movies. And that, when I read this, I was like, ooh, this has pieces of all those great classic American road trip movies. Right.

Let's get into this voicemail. We got a call here about favorite actors, I guess, or least favorite actors. AKSC, Fights, produced in D.C. least okay akfc fights produce dc uh just got a question from you guys team up on uh the old spit and chicklets podcast this week and i wanted to get more uh more answers from the boys on on the pod um what actor or actress do you hate their guts for just like an evil antagonist character that they played in a movie so basically just to reword it for to be clear like what actor do you like what what is the shittiest role that means okay i have notes on the call. Yeah. Like, do you guys only allow very stoned people to leave your voice? Usually.

Usually it's, okay, I got a question for the boys. This is from another. Okay. I got a question for the guys. I want to know who is. Okay, no. It's who is. Like, that, no. It's who is... That was wild. It's almost worse

sometimes you get people reading a script. It's like, okay, now you're acting and I don't like that either. So it's hard to find the in-between. We have a guy who has to sift through all this nonsense and then we'll get a little tagline like which actor do you hate because of a role? That sounds good. And you play it and it's like,

oh, I didn't know it took 45 minutes to get to the point. But we, as a, you know, someone who's not an actor, it's like, there are certain guys I look at them. I'm like,

that guy might be a bad person in real life because of this role. As you, you know, you are an actor. You're on the inside of it. Does that even, who was, um,

I'm trying to think of secrets. That guy, uh, what's his name? Alexander Skarsgård. And that, I mean, he was such an evil character.

I was like, if I ever see that guy in public, I think I'd walk the other direction. Oh, that's interesting. Yeah. I'm trying to think if a role has ever, like, colored me that much on somebody that, like, when I met them, I was, like, or just seeing them in other things, it was impacted. I remember, like, the first time seeing Christoph Waltz in... Glorious Bastards. in Glorious Bastards being like this guy because I hadn't seen him in anything before. And he's clearly like an amazing actor. And when you only have that one role to define someone by, you really are.

I was like, ooh, this guy is pure evil. I loved him. You know who I, and I guess it doesn't really translate, it's not really the answer because I don't hate the real actor, BJ Novak in The Office. Ryan in The Office irks me. I've brought him up so many times. Ryan in The Office really, really bothers me.

Of course, he's such a douchebag. He's very good at it. But BJ Novak, he's also great on social media, so that's the plus side of social media. Sometimes you can get one over that. Oh, absolutely. Ramsey Bolton. Are you a Game of Thrones fan?

Yeah. Ramsey Bolton in Game of Thrones. If I ever saw that guy, the only thing I'd be thinking about is, like, you chopped off that guy's penis and fed it to him. That's another one. He's another one that, because I feel like I haven't seen him in much else, like, I only have that to identify him with. That guy's agent needs to go get him, like, a rom-com. Do some children's movie or something. What did he do?

He was on Inhumans. He did a bunch of other stuff. But, yeah, I know. He needs to go do something much lighter. Actually, while we're kind of on actors and movies, I have a pretty solid bone to pick with you. Go for it. On How Did This Get Made podcast, you have Thrice. I feel like this is going to be a hot take right here.

Thrice, a slandered slandered? The Fast and Furious franchise, and you do it again in this movie. Yes. I don't know that I slandered them by any means. Well, I mean, the premise of How Does It Get Made is the Fast and Furious franchise

is a fantastic franchise. You'll get no argument from me. I absolutely love it. And I once again have said it on my podcast a number of times, and I will now say it on yours. If the producers of the Fast and Furious movies are listening, I would like to be in the next movie. Okay. Make it happen. I talk a lot about this. Also, guys, I'm not going to lie.

I want to be in Den of Thieves 2. Oh. Yes. Great movie. Great movie. I was going to high-five you, but I know we're not doing that. lie, I want to be in Den of Thieves 2. Yes! Great movie. I was going to high-five you, but I know we're not doing that. Den of Thieves is so awesome. I thought that movie was great. It was like

a baby heat. That final shootout scene, incredible. I didn't know it was coming either. I ordered it on demand one night. I'll give this a shot. I was like, holy shit. Really good. I love the in The Long Dumb Road, the jokes around man one night now i'll give this a shot and i was like holy shit this really good it's uh that one and but i love the in the long dumb road the the jokes around fast oh yeah that was and that is

really like all that stuff was improvised because i do love those movies and we do watch them for our podcast how did this get made where we ostensibly talk about bad movies but in these instances we're talking about kind of like fantastically bad movies. The Fast and Furious movies are preposterous at this point. When you talk about the fact that Fast and Furious 1 began about stealing combination TV DVD players,

and now they are basically the Avengers. Now they literally drive cars into low orbit and fall out of the sky and are fine. They jump off of bridges that are miles. It is crazy what they're up to and walk away unscathed when you think about the fact that truly this began as street racing. Who can drive a car faster than that?

Yeah, and now it's like, oh, no, we're going to drop you guys into – you guys fight a submarine. Yeah. The Rock literally throws a torpedo. Yes. He does. He throws a torpedo with his hands while driving a car. See, people use this argument. They use it to highlight how it's a bad movie.

And I'm like, we're just never going to see eye to eye on it. What you're telling me is how it's an amazing movie. It's great. The Rock threw a torpedo one time. Oh no, it's pretty special. You mentioned quickly improv and we got a tweet, someone asking about how much of Rafi is improv.

Is there a lot of it in all your characters? Are you an improv kind of guy? Yeah, all of Rafi is improv because the League itself was an improvised show. Structurally, the way the league worked was one of the creators, it was created by a married couple, Jeff and Jackie Schaefer. Jeff Schaefer also created Curb Your Enthusiasm. And so both shows work similarly in that they write outlines of the episode, not full scripts. So it's the story of the show, but no dialogue. And so we're all improvising on the league.

It's all the dialogue on the league primarily is improvised. Yeah. I didn't realize it was that much. Like, just go with it. Yeah. Yeah. A lot of it was, you know, we'll do big takes, like, together, figuring it out, negotiating what it's going to look like, what the shape of it is.

And then it kind of hones into something shorter and more sharp. Damn, you guys are good at your job. Let me just say as we wrap up here, we are big fans of I'm Sorry and Andrea Savage. Oh, nice. Oh, what a great show. It's unbelievable. So season two comes out soon, right? Yeah, I can't remember.

I think they just announced it or they're about to announce it. I feel like I saw Andrea tweet about it recently. Yeah, okay, good. We had her call in. Andrea was one of our first guests. Yeah, she called in from, I think she was in Hawaii. She found some crackly phone line, and we were just talking about putting ice cubes

in someone's butt. That was a true story. That was a true story. That's right, I forgot she was. That was a true story that happened to one of her, I think one of her husband's friends. Right, their teacher was this sweet little preschool teacher, put ice cubes in her butt.

Was that one of the more ridiculous storylines you've been a part of? I liked that. I actually like that guy because he's a little bit more normal. That's a pretty ridiculous storyline, but for the most part, he exists in the real world as opposed to

a lot of my characters are so crazy that they are like, you know, Derek on The Good Place is like basically a robot with wind chimes for appearance. Like, it's crazy. So to play like a normal comedy writer in L.A., a character who looks and feels a lot like me was actually quite nice. And in that one, you're more or less the straight. Andrew is kind of the one who's a little bit. I mean, you're single and all that.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're a single less the straight. Andrew is kind of the one who's a little bit. I mean, you're single and all that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But you're a single guy in L.A. I love the line where you're in bed one time and she's like, what are you doing up at 3 a.m.? And you're like, it's only 3? I thought it was 5. And I'm like, that's me every single morning. All right, man.

We appreciate you coming through. The Long Dumb Road is out in New York on Friday everywhere in L.A. on the 16th. So go give it a look. Please do. I would appreciate it. Appreciate all the roles you've given us. So thank you, man.

Thanks, dude.