KFC Radio - Jerry O'Connell, Adam Brody, and Vanilla Milk

Episode Date: August 13, 2019

KFC went to a wedding with Jared Carrabis and Dallas Braden, and the mother of the bride listened to an episode of KFC Radio. Mike Posner go bit by a rattlesnake but that is still better than how he got treated at the UMASS. Gamers are being blamed for violence and we stand with our gamer brothers. Voicemails: whose twitter would you hack, what's an orgy, doggy in a dress, how would you get fat? Jerry O'Connell stops by to talk about The Jerry O Show, My Secret Identity, Bachelor in Paradise, and his love for both the Mets AND Yankees. Adam Brody pays a visit to talk about his new movie Ready  Or Not, atheism, The OC and how Seth Cohen was the original cool nerd.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

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the same clothes i mean it was just like we were on our way back bring one set of clothes yeah it was kind of like i i was i was planning on just like sleeping in my boxers and i was like i don't know i'll just drive fucking home in the morning it was like that's insane yeah it was kind of stupid that has a crazy thing like like as i was kind of stupid. That's a crazy thing. Like, as I was... Who's like, oh, let's put this suit on again tomorrow? Yeah. Who does that?

I don't know. I don't know. I don't know. And Kurovitz, I guess that makes sense too because he's, he buys clothes now but he's still a fucking

weirdo at heart so like, of course he wears weird clothes or has a weird situation with his clothing. I was, I had my kids up until

Saturday morning when I needed to leave and they, we cut it close. Like, I needed to leave, and we cut it close. I needed to get out of the fucking door. The shirt I was wearing wasn't even clean then for the wedding, let alone the fucking next day. Because I was like, I got to just grab this shit together and go. And in the past, I've packed for things like that, and then I'm like, I don't end up using anything. But yes, I definitely could have used the change. You would have.

If you had jeans and a t-shirt you would have worn but i wasn't planning on going out i don't know it was just like we'll just drive home and then i'll fucking crash for the rest of the day but i was like it's this is this is from like king sweatpants king i know i know and it's like oh don't worry i'll just drive home in my fucking dirty suit the hell is that i just didn didn't pack. I don't know. I just put my shit on and I ran. Because that was the other thing. I had to drive Karabas and fucking Dallas Braden to the wedding.

So they came earlier than I thought they were going to come. And I just put my shit on and went. They came to your place? Yeah. But I was at the train station waiting for them. They're like, we're at your front door. I was like, god damn it. It was a whole production.

So I didn't pack. And I didn't think I was going to go to a baseball game. But it was gorgeous. De it it was a whole production so i didn't pack i didn't think i was gonna go to a baseball game but it was gorgeous the ground was on the bump i said fuck it let's go i don't do things like that yeah i'm always like yeah it was like pull up the app and grab yourself some tickets right now rocket but the uh the wedding was cool it was uh jay hay who's the producer of starting nine so uh there was there were some funny moments because the bride's mom is like a base the whole family's a baseball nut oh right you were i mean you were texting me but then which is even worse like i got something great to tell you oh wait never mind i know i totally cocked you john i was like never mind this is a good podcast story um but she like

the whole family's a baseball nut his side her side it was like a baseball wedding and sports like all over the place so her mom is like basically a stoolie and certainly like a sports fanatic and she was like busting balls and talking shit and like hanging out the whole night at one point actually she was like she was talking to everyone about their shows so she used to listen to dallas's radio show still listens to starting nine and then like she turns to Rocket and she was like, you, you're tough. I can't listen to you. She meant he's a Yankee fan. But the way she first said it, I was like, oh, shit, Rocket.

She had all nice things to say about him. Wait, she's a Yankee fan? Yes. Okay, okay. She's a Yankees Jets fan, one of those fucking gypsies. But even that, I was like, how do you fucking do that? She's like, oh, you want misery the whole time? Is that what you're going to do? I was like, how do you fucking do that? She's like, oh, you want misery the whole time? Is that what you're going to do?

I was like, okay, damn. Relax. But so she is – she's talking to the boys and very nice and praising everybody and everything. And then she legit like spins to me. She's like, I try to listen to every show at Barstool. And I was like, oh, no. I'm like, where is this going? And she was like, but I mean, and so I did.

I listened to one episode. And I realized, like, she was one and done. And I'm like, oh, fuck. And I don't know if you remember. It was in the old office. I pulled Jay Hay in to tell a story oh no about college that was the ones you listened to though i mean what are the fucking chances she goes to me i listened to one episode of yours the golden showers episode and i i i i'm already overdressed

for this wedding by the way because i was in a suit. It was an outdoor fair. It was very low-key. I'm already too hot. I started sweating. I thought I was going to turn into a puddle. I thought I was going to be like the Wicked Witch of the West, just melt away. I was like, the bride's mother just said golden showers to me, and it's my fault. If you don't remember or if you weren't listening at that point.

Oh, my God. I'd leave. Honestly, I didn't know what to do. I don't have any clothes at the hotel. I have to go pick up. I'm good. I'm going to fuck out of here. I was ready to bounce.

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One friend owed another friend $750 American-U.S. dollars. How do you get that in debt in college? I'm gambling. Yeah, I think it was like video games and stupid shit like that. You know, like double or nothing, triple or nothing. Like it just keeps going. And now granted, yes, you're right. That is a lot of money for college.

It's not enough money to do this. He negotiated his way out of the bet. The guy said, we'll call it even if i can pee on you while you sing i'm a little teapot and of all it was the like the stars and the moons all aligned because as that story came up i was like oh wait a minute the dude who who was like with this crew of friends he wasn't involved like the guy who's in this friend group actually works here now why don't you come on in and you could tell me like firsthand and that is the episode his eventual mother-in-law decides to listen to was he like holding the camera i feel like he was in the room for yeah oh yeah he came right in and

like and luckily it was not neither him giving receiving, which I believe we determined that the dude giving is almost worse, right? Yeah, you're deranged. For that to be your choice to get out of the bet, it's like you want to pee on your friends. You're a sick person. But I don't know. This crew is a wild crew. They go hard where it's just like they're like the jackass guys. I'm going to say that's something that Johnny Knoxville would be like, let's film this and put it on MTV.

Exactly. To have that idea there's something wrong and then the dude who did who received it was at the wedding so he was like oh i definitely have to leave because it like i think it got around that it was him oh no yeah so he was like you kind of buried the lead there well Well, I only care about myself. But imagine being him. Did she find out? I'm pretty sure. I did not see a confrontation of any sorts. She did not, as far as I know, call him out or anything.

But it was a long night. There was an after party. She was around the whole time. She's a ball buster. Yeah, from what I've learned of this lady for a few moments. I could see her roll up and be like, so you're the one who got peed on! Yeah, yeah. Oh, yeah, it wouldn't be subtle.

It would just be yelled from across a room, most likely. Not even like in a, just like, hey, that's him over there. That's the one. That's the one. So that was a real moment for me where I was like, this lovely woman and their lovely family. I'm at this incredible affair for them. And she she the one

thing she had to say to me was like i listen to your podcast about peeing on people like that's the legacy i'm leaving out there john that's like when new people know me that's what they think of whenever like something gets brought up about our show or something like that i'm always like it's really not that bad i never think it's that bad and then but that's because how many okay how many times do some does someone tweet you a line from the show and you quote tweet it saying like i don't even remember saying that yeah we have podcast amnesia yeah like you said aids heaven is popping and you don't remember saying that and i agree that's not that bad but for the general public that's probably a pretty weird thing to say and then we go about like 25 000 steps further than that he's having

his popping i mean it's gotta be it's gotta be like all the fucking coolest people for like a generation died that way uh that that that is what you don't realize is that we are not normal anymore we're broken i agree but i also i think it's like we said well here's why we say things that other people are thinking we laugh at things that other people find funny that they just keep closeted we are we are out in the world of like funny basically like i no matter i i always relied on that defense like oh yeah you think i'm a piece of shit your boyfriend's taking the same fucking thing like oh yeah you know i, yeah, that's a bad joke. Like your father, your uncle, your brother, everybody in your life you know, love that joke.

Probably says that joke behind closed doors. I just say it stupidly to hundreds of thousands of people. But I must admit that I think we can agree golden showers would be one of our lower moments. Golden showers is not high. Better, higher, lower, however you want to describe it. Definitely one of our moments that like if I had to pick an episode for someone to listen to, to like introduce myself to them, it would maybe not be the one about pissing on people. Yeah, yeah. And I'm sure we have podcasts at Misha where we said something like what number it would need to be to get pissed on. Oh, yeah.

I was going to ask you this now. What's the number? Not 750, but it's also not that high. It's not that high, no. Not on the face. The face is tough. Face or hair. I feel like singing while you're doing it, it makes it funnier.

It's okay. It's easier. I think it's pretty degrading. You have to sit there quietly. Yeah, at least you have an action to do something. You're like, all right, I'm going to get through one verse of Teapot, and then this will be over. If you had to sit there, I think that's worse. Yeah. So I'd prefer, if I'm ever getting pissed on, I'm gonna get through like one one verse of teapot and then this will be over you just sit there i think that's worse yeah so i'd prefer

if i'm ever getting pissed on i'm going to sing i'm a little teapot i'm just throwing that in for free if you are out there you know maybe we've we've tapped into the porn world a little bit with some of our characters if you're if you're ever making a video like that make sure you sing i'm a little teapot a little easter egg a little nugget for you for the KS Radio fans. What's your number? And again, you gotta be realistic on these things. If I drop a stack of cash in front of you, it's easy to say a million dollars. Stacks of cash aren't as big as you think

though. It doesn't have to be a big stack of cash. If you did it in ones, that would be more. Yeah, guess what? You could probably put like 50 grand in a briefcase, right? Way more than that, I yeah yeah i was like yeah i would like how much is it five thousand dollars is like this high yeah right right right you could drop that like bam no thank you right right right so maybe not uh maybe not a stack of cash maybe just like zeros in your bank accounts what matters yeah i i think if you did side cash you gotta go ones with it so what is

that it is that level of price where like it would be feasible to put it all in ones. I don't know. I mean, no, because you got to think about it. There's always two things here as we have our second episode about getting peed on. Like me personally, just by myself, I'm not a germ freak. I'm not a weirdoo you could probably pee on me yeah the world knowing is the problem right but the world doesn't really know like your five friends right but so my but my that's my question okay over 10 years for this story to become okay

so we're using those exact parameters your friends know and that's it and then maybe one day 15 years later the mom of the bride at a wedding correct yes okay uh that's pretty low yeah i mean then i was gonna say like a paycheck like maybe like 10 grand i was gonna say like for i mean look it's fucking a minute of work that's what i do if i usually make make it in two weeks, pretty nice minute. Yeah. No. I mean, that's like you're in the ass. If anyone's willing to go higher, I'd accept higher. But I don't know. Now, again, though, we've been over this in recent weeks. You know you're the world's worst negotiator.

So do you ever have a moment when you're doing these things where you say, like, here's what my gut is saying, so let me triple that because I know that I am historically bad at this. No? No? Let me triple that because I know that I am historically bad at this. No, no. That's why you're the world's worst negotiator because you don't even acknowledge that you're the world's worst negotiator. I was going to go lower than a paycheck, so I was going to go a week's pay. But I was like, well, let's get a full check. If somebody was just like, here's $1,000, would you let them pee on you? Nah, probably not. You got to get 10.

Come on. Have some self-respect. $10,000. One day of afternoon baseball game. Still, I mean, that's taking in three, four hours. I just can't. Do it in a minute. I just can't have, like, there has to be a guarantee of people not knowing.

Because it's not a, you know, you could pee all over me. But if you, that's a drop. But if, like, the world knows, then that's the problem. The world knows. But even that, it's like – If the world knows, I would just make fun of them because guess what? You couldn't make that much money getting peed on. Fucking broke boy.

You showed them. Who's offering you – Nobody wants to piss on you, bro. I'm a coveted pee target. How much money have you made in your entire lifetime getting peed on i did it once two grand yeah yeah big baller ah man no honestly think about like people like fart on each other for fucking fun it's kind of the same thing you know it's like it's just like a bodily function going on on you. It's not a big deal.

Maybe I'm coming around on it. Maybe I will do it for $7.50. A fart is gross. I'd rather get peed on than farted on. Really? Yeah. Fart is gross.

Well, no, that's not true. And a fart, like, disappears in a second. This is, like, covered. You gotta, like, shower up. Yeah, I think of just all the...

Farts, I think, are scarier in name than in reality. It's all how like fecal matter comes and fecal matter comes out and get out of here poop comes i don't know next topic so that was my wedding that was my wedding experience that was that was really one of the more awkward moments i was like i if i could uh like snap snap myself out of here thano style i would be like, peace, I'm gone.

I just want to be gone here. She was cool. She definitely didn't like it, though. It definitely wasn't like, oh, that was funny. She definitely was like, oh, my God, this is who he's marrying. Fuck. Yeah. I love Whitney Cummings.

I am so in love with Whitney Cummings. Whitney Cummings just tweeted, I guess she did her Instagram live, and someone DM'd her, how much would it cost not to share this photo of, like, she's in the bathtub. It's like her nipples. And she just went, I don't know, here it is. Wait, somebody said that, like like trying to blackmail her? Yeah, like it's like a screenshot from her Instagram. How much would it cost to not share this photo?

Suck my dick, dude. Whitney Cummings goes so fucking hard. It's pretty wild that that happened, though, right? But she's always kind of been like free the nipple. If you look through her IG, she's always – she's like funny thirst trapping in a way. It's like, oh damn, Whitney, you hot. You sexy. She knows it. If anyone's going to make money off

likes of a nipple, it's me. So here it is, you foolish dorks. You foolish dorks. Yeah, I mean, that's a perfect example. It's like there's this stigma about your nipple. There's a stigma about getting peed on. If you think about it, it's not a perfect example. It's like there's this stigma about your nipple. There's a stigma about getting peed on.

If you think about it, it's not a big deal. They are exactly the same. They are very identical. I could not be in more agreement with you. I'm peeing. By the way, speaking of peeing, I'm at Citi Field. Citi Field's got the weirdest urinals in the world. They're not like a trough.

They're like individual urinals. But rather than just having like the square thing that gives you a little bit of privacy, it's just like an oval hole. And just everybody's dick's out. Just like you can see everybody's dick at Citi Field bit of privacy. It's just like an oval hole. And just everybody's dicks out. Just like you can see everybody's dick. I don't understand. It's weird. It's like it's hard to describe without showing it.

It's like it's one of these flushless. Yeah, I know those. And it's like a oval shaped bowl. It's almost just like a toilet bowl against the wall in a way. Not quite, but like the same shape sort of basic idea. And there's just like no privacy at all. so like everybody's got their dicks out at city field it's kind of funny that is strange yeah i mean i guess it's like like fenway they have uh regularly they have the trough fenway has some of them have troughs yeah i mean that's definitely really weird

because that's just like i don't find it weird at all i mean again we're not normal people there's a lot of people there's a lot of people who can't pee that They get stage fright from just being in the same public bathroom as someone, let alone when you know that they're looking at your dick. And I'm not even peeking. I mean, I did peek. But even if you're not peeking, your peripheral is like, there's a dick, there's a dick. I'm for sure looking at it.

Yeah. Oh, these things. Okay. It's like a toilet bowl angled upwards a little bit. Describing that as a toilet bowl sticking out of the wall is so inaccurate. Well, it's the same shape as a toilet bowl. But it's an oval. It's on a severe – like when you say a toilet bowl sticking out of a wall,

you think of a toilet bowl sticking out of a wall. Yeah, I didn't know it was on that much of an angle. So in my head it was – like we said, I'd be a bad witness. Okay, so actually we are also looking at this on Barstool Gold right now. But so, you know, there's no – even just that little – you know what? It really doesn't even like save you that much or hide you that much, but it's like mental. But I don't know. But so, you know, there's no – even just that little – you know what? It really doesn't even like save you that much or hide you that much, but it's like mental. But I don't know. I always lean in to make sure my tiny little pecker gets behind those walls.

If I had a hog, man, I would pee from like four feet back. I'd be like angling and like – So yeah, that was – I got home last night, drove Rocket back to the city Then back up What? Yeah, I don't know why I did that What is wrong? I like started to drive and I was like, oh, wait a minute Like Jared's in the car and like

I don't know, it was stupid I had a bad logistical weekend So you just dropped him off and like just turned around? Yeah, I mean I just kind of You know, in Queens you kind of like came in and up anyway But I definitely could have hit the white stone And just cut out like an hour of the trip I'm a great friend You are a dumb person I'm a great friend. You are a dumb person.

I'm a great friend. A good friend, dumb person. Great friend, really stupid person. Just staggering levels of stupidity out of me. But we're video game guys now. We're going to do a little gamer talk right now because we

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That weirds me out. So be a fucking asymmetrical weirdo like John. Match them like me, whatever. But as long as your pants come up a little bit and you see a little little flavor there with your socks it goes a long way i i always when i was when i was a kid uh young boy reading gq which i was all the time uh very satorial inclined um there was one line that said it was like kind of just about like how to dress like i was probably like 12 and this was the beginning of it it's like how to wear a suit and one one of the lines was always be wearing something that says fuck you and it was like this was the beginning of it it was like how to wear a suit and one of the lines was always be wearing something that says fuck you

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I briefly heard of it. Mike Posner. I saw the video. He is just a lunatic. To think that we signed him to do like a barstool event and that song was such like a pop frat boy, frat rap boy, stoolie thing to see where he's become now where he's like – I mean he's going Forrest Gump. He's walking across the country.

Yeah. He looks like Forrest Gump while he's doing that. He's got the full beard grown out, totally shaggy, and he's filming it and he's legit like walking. First of all, did you know that Colorado and Kansas border each other? Never would have guessed that. No. What are the four? What's like the – where you can meet in the middle?

Yeah. Arizona. Is Kansas one of those? I think it's – Arizona, Utah, Denver, Colorado, and – is Kansas the fourth? I don't think it's – no, it's not Kansas. Arizona, New Mexico. New Mexico.

Okay, yeah. So that's what I would have thought. Yeah. I thought Kansas is like dead in the middle, and I would think of Colorado as like – Colorado is way more essential than you ever think. Yeah, I think of Colorado as like Oregon almost. So way off on that. Yeah, I don't think I knew.

I knew it was way more essential than you think, but I didn't know. Touching Kansas. Kansas is dead center. So Colorado is pretty much almost dead center. I would never have guessed that. but he is out there walking he the video i saw he was crossing from kansas to colorado i mean nothing not a fucking welcome to colorado sign like dirt road nothing as far as you can see would freak freak me out. Because guess what happened? He got bit by a fucking rattlesnake.

And he almost fucking died. Because he was in the middle of goddamn nowhere. And they got the anti-venom into him in time, but they're like, you're not going to walk for weeks. He has to learn how to walk again. Because I'm pretty sure he was probably in the middle of goddamn nowhere. And it probably took him a long time to get to him. How long do you have for the anti-venom?

I don't know. It's a good question. I wonder if he's still relatively famous relatively i feel like if you're walking through like you should have that stuff yeah yeah yeah you're gonna be in the middle of them yes epi pens and all sorts of shit like that i wonder also like if he has enough pull if he got like a helicopter like medevaced out of there or some shit i'm sure he's got that kind of cake yeah he took a pill and a visa that was yeah buddy yeah i mean imagine like and'm sure he's got that kind of cake. Yeah. He took a pill and a visa. Yeah, buddy. Yeah. I mean, imagine.

Like, and you know, he's doing this whole some spiritual journey thing, which whatever, I respect. But like, if I had pill and a visa

type money, like what's even the point of making that money if you're going to do weird shit like this? You could walk across the country, you could pour.

You could go for zero dollars. Zero for free. You could grow. Especially if you're not bringing out anti-venom with you. Like, that's probably, that'd probably get you in your grow and smell it. Especially if you're not bringing out anti-venom with you. That's probably getting in your purse a little bit. But if you're just walking with nothing, easy.

He's got a walking stick, and it looked like some sandals. He's not in tactical gear. He's in a fucking T-shirt and a safari hat. Dude, when he did the show at UMass, I think it was, he went out on stage and he just, in the spotlight, just posed silently for a long time. Posed? He just had his arm up and he wasn't doing anything for a while. And he had that really, not detailed, but clean beard. Yeah, very lined up.

It was very lined up. And it was silent. It was silent. But the crowd wasn't cheering? No one was doing anything. I don't think it was big enough for that yet. No, I think everyone was just waiting. A beat was big enough.

Was he? I mean, at UMass, yeah. Cooler than it was big, too. Right, right. And it was like everyone was just waiting. And then from the back of the room, someone just goes, Shave that fucking beard, you faggot! It was like the loudest thing you've ever heard.

It was so quiet for so long the room was just waiting on a pin for the poser to speak and this guy just stole the show it was like you couldn't come back i would have walked off i would have been like fuck guys. I was about to play cooler than me. Now I'm not doing it. Fuck you guys. Did he react? Did he just keep doing it? No, I don't recall him really reacting.

I think just the show went on. He probably was standing there like, fuck, I wish that didn't happen. Everyone was like, oh, my God, oh, my God. Oh, man, that's great. That's great because, you know what? I mean, he obviously – Do not condone the language, but God damn, it was funny. He really fancies himself an artist really, which I didn't know that until –

remember like the Grammys a few years ago when he came out almost looking like the Joker? Yeah, yeah, yeah. And I was like, oh, this guy is like – he's not. He's like Jared Leto-esque, right? And so in his mind, he's probably like, yeah, I'm doing Stula Palooza at UMass. But in his mind, he's like, you know, I'm like influencing the world. Yeah. Someone's like, shut up, Palooza.

Fucking shutting it down. Right. God damn, that's fucking funny. So, yeah, he's out there walking across the country. Now it's like he got to like mile like 1,600 out of 2,800. So he was like over halfway, but still a long fucking way to go and he's got to put it on hold for like eight weeks imagine like going back out there i think i think we're done dude and also like what you proved your point what are you gonna like get like dropped off back at mile 1628 you know what i mean yeah you gotta

walk you gotta re-walk yeah it's like uh can take a car. You got killed in the middle of a level. Like, you start back... Start at the beginning. You start back at the respawn place. You don't get just dropped off in the middle of it. You run really fast because you know how to get through that part. But...

You want to jog those first 1,600, whatever. I don't know, fine. You gotta get back there. You don't get to this fucking teleport right back to where you died. Could you imagine when you get to the emergency room and someone's like, how'd this happen?

You're like, well, I'm walking across the country for clout, like to be an asshole. I don't think it's for clout because no one knew about it until you got bit by a snake. I know. Maybe that's why you got bit because I was thinking like, I mean, I guess rattlesnakes can creep up on you, but like, again, it was, you know, just flat as the eye could see,

nothing there. I feel like you almost have to like go walk near a snake on purpose. Rattlesnakes are fast as hell though right yeah so like if they but do they come after you you know what i mean i feel like it's like if you're not gonna bother them they'll probably leave you alone i don't know shit about rattlesnakes yeah let's speculate though um i would i would say like if you if they if you like fuck with like their nest yeah well in perpetual grace uh he's got an ankle bracelet on and he learns like one of the only ways to get it off is to get bit by a rattlesnake because everything swells and so they put his foot in a pool of water they like get a puddle of water like a little bowl

i guess rattlesnakes need to find water because they're like in the middle of fucking oh yeah so maybe that maybe that's what happened maybe he's maybe found some water for soaked his feet well no you just like buy water. You're drinking, you're showering, whatever you're kind of doing in the fucking woods. And this rattlesnakes there could have been. So yeah,

it had been so good. It was open his feet for sure. And so I'm going to feed, um, just not for me. Walking across the country, getting bit by rattlesnakes. Not for me.

Well, I don't even, I wouldn't drive across country. No, I don't need to see like anywhere in the country. That's it. No. Um, but, uh, anywhere in the country. I'll fly. That's it. No. But just sit at home and play video games.

How about that? Smooth transition. We are gamers now. The gamer world has been basically under attack by dumb fucking people who are blaming incredible amounts of violence on video games, which I think is actually one of the stupidest things that humans have ever fucking done. And it's crazy that we let them get away with it because I honestly don't – I know for a fucking fact the people who are saying that don't believe it either. I think they're just like we need to blame something.

Yeah, yeah. Blame anything other than guns, video games, and just stick to it. Well, violence didn't start until video games came out. Well, right. They invented – violence was invented by video games. And all of the – all those like crazy Asian countries that play video games like a zillion times a day, there's tons of mass shooters. No, wait. Never mind.

There's fucking none. Absolutely fucking none. So the most hardcore gamers, they don't shoot people. Asian nerds, they just sit around playing video games. Sometimes to their own death. Yeah. They play until they die. I feel like twice a year you'll have some gamer in Japan

just be like, yeah, he was playing for 60 hours straight and died. He just died. And like six times a year you have someone who chops their hands off so that they can't play anymore because they don't want to die. It's like I chopped off his thumbs being like, I'm addicted. I forgot about that. Look, not pretending gamers are normal. No.

But they're just not the cause of mass shootings. There's a different line. They are the skeletons of society in a lot of other ways. They just are the cause of mass shootings. There's a different line. They are the skeletons of society in a lot of other ways. They just are not responsible for mass shootings. Yeah, we really started this defending gamers, and we really took to them pretty quick there. We got you back. We almost got three sentences in before we talked about how fucking weird you guys are.

We got you back, fucking losers. So much so that they had one of their tournaments cancels the recently said in light of like the uh you know the atmosphere right now they're not going to be playing this tournament which i guess involved like a first person shooter which is i'm stunned because that's just like letting the bad guys win you know what i mean it's it's the most cowardly thing i've ever heard in my life canceling that yeah that's that's like the that to me is like uh you're waving the white flag you just gave up didn't one of their tournaments get shot up though yeah madden and that makes more sense because people get so fucking mad and when you lose madden you just

yeah people get angry man that's that that makes more sense madden than like an actual gun game because the gun games i feel like i don't know i've played call of duty before when you die it's just like oh shit this is hard I died Madden you had a lot of investment in it

I guess maybe it's just because I died so fast but I would die in three seconds every time I had nothing invested in this game I would just I would respawn

it was mean everyone was mean about it they called you the n-word they called me the n-word you suck you suck get out of here you fucking

I think my name was like a user-generated one. So it was like something weird. Not user-generated. It was just generated. It was like Phantom Menace Zero. Phantom Menace, you suck. I was like, come on, guys. I just want to get to the second level.

Please. I just want to like, I don't know, just hang out. I want to shoot the gun once. I want to see somebody. See? Maybe that's what happened. Maybe the guy was like, I'm not good at this game. I want to shoot the gun once. I want to see somebody. See? Maybe that's what happened. Maybe the guy was like, I'm not good at this game. I want to shoot the gun.

I'm going to go kill people. Maybe they're fucking right. Yeah, I know. They've had – I mean, listen. Everybody has had a fucking mass shooting at this point. It could be a bar. It could be a club. It could be a convention.

It could be a workplace, a fucking nursery school. It could be gaming. A Walmart? It doesn't fucking matter. I could understand if they canceled like i'm sure they did like in the wake of that but that was you know whatever how long ago there's been tournaments since then and obviously i mean like like if you if you i don't know who makes that decision probably the individual tournaments like i got news for you

bud the next time you have a tournament there's probably going to be another mass shooting and the next time and the next time and the next time, there's probably going to be another mass shooting. And the next time, and the next time, and the next time. So are you always going to cancel them? Because I don't know. You have to decide what your window is because guess what? It's going to be a pretty tight window for how long you have to go mass shooting free. We usually go about three days. So I think it's weird.

I think depending on what you use to the definition of mass shooting. I think the loose definition is for victims yeah um not for deaths for it could be or injuries right yeah it doesn't have to be for dead but so that's why there's one that's you know there's one every like day and not but not to minimize it's so funny that we roll our eyes at that like i know only four yeah like oh and nobody died? Like, no big deal. It's like that's sad. That's what it's become. But there's still probably what?

I don't know, like four a year that are like massive problems? No, I think it's like – Is it really high or Jesus? No, I think Dayton was our ninth. That we would call like a huge deal. So, yeah, I mean, that's almost coming up on 12. So it would be monthly. You know what I mean?

Like if you plan a tournament within a month, we're going to cancel it. We're only in the eighth month. Oh, yeah, right. So, you know, you have a few weeks. Otherwise, you're going to ban it. You're going to cancel it. I mean, I also can understand, like, maybe it's a smart move in the sense that it's just like this is only video games and uh you know we're still in our infancy enough that we can just like put this off if it if it if this upsets one

family maybe it's not worth it but i mean the reaction to that was like i don't even know yeah yeah if maybe it was like in the same area i could understand that i don't know but like that all that does is perpetuate the idea that it is their fault right which is like i if i'm the gaming commissioner this is not our fucking fault so we're not fucking stopping really lean into it put your foot down like absolutely not this makes no sense like we're playing doom we're right fucking now because there's nothing to do with that this is due with real life fucking guns that people are getting because they're crazy. Walmart was doing that too. Walmart

tried to, not Walmart tried to, Walmart took down all of their displays of violent games and they had, it was, then the story ended up spreading that they took out all games that aren't E for Everyone, which is not true. They sell all games still, but they took

down all the displays of any game that has a gun or whatever. And you can't have, like, violent movies on in, like, the electronic area or action movies on in there. Right, right. You guys sell guns. Motherfuckers sell guns. We'll take down the cardboard cutout

of the monster holding a fake gun, but we'll sell you an actual gun to go commit the mass shooting. That's great. That's insane. How do we let this go? How are people like, oh, okay, Walmart. Doing their best.

Imagine applauding it. Wow, so socially active. You are. I love the respect you're showing to the victims by taking down that. Like El Diablo 2. The Halo dude. Yeah, the fucking alien shooting the monster with the gun. God damn it.

So fucking stupid. So, like, gamer community, stand up for yourself, bro. It's not your fucking fault. Yeah. I'm all fired up. Cut your hands off. Cut your fingers off all fired up. Cut your hands off. Cut your fingers off. That way.

Cut your hands off to show how normal you guys are. You can't play video games or shoot people. You don't have any hands. I pledge. Do that. Do it on Twitch. I pledge that I will not shoot anybody. Chop your hands off and I won't die in a video game binge weekend

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Viva. Ooh. I think this question matters to people like us more than normal people because we're Twitter nerds. I already know it's easy. What? Go ahead. Elon Musk. Elon Musk is the only person whose Twitter account you could hack and tweet whatever you wanted.

And nobody would even know. People would believe it. Yeah. They'd be like, yeah, it's Musk. Anyone else? I think it's like Elon Musk and Trump are the only two who you could just tweet anything. And people would be like that. Yeah, he probably did that.

Unless it's just wildly out of character, though. Like, yeah, if you tweeted something presidential, yeah. If you tweeted something, like, productive and hopeful and nice and, like, yeah. If you tweet something presidential. Yeah. If you treated something like a productive and hopeful and nice and like effective, if you, if you didn't tweet conspiracy theories, they'd be like, hang on a second. Something's going on here. In fact, like they have done that. They'd be like, ah, he didn't tweet that one. Um, no, I think Musk, cause I think Musk, you could also like, like Musk just goes in and guarantees like tesla like stuff like he's like

yeah well like he just gets ideas from people he's like done i'm putting that in the new update i would i would i would throw out a guarantee that he then has to like stick to because yeah he ain't backing down from it so i feel like musk does he still live with grimes or date grimes the like uh i don't even know what kind of artist she is but some kind of artist and like wasn't like Azalea Banks lived there and he didn't know Azalea Banks lived at his house for a while because they were always doing so many drugs something like that

I'm definitely getting parts of the story right and parts wrong so it's all allegedly but I feel like you could tweet something from Muffs and be like I give at FightSparstool 10% of my Tesla stock and he'd wake up in the morning and be like shit did i really i gotta stick to that that's a socially binding contract yeah twitter twitter words are real words man that's why you know dave had to fucking white

socks dave had to chain himself to a statue right dave still gets shit about doing something to goodell like you say it don't say it if you don't mean it um that's a great question though i feel like you know that's the way to you got to figure out a way to make you make it benefit you yeah i mean i mean musk once tweeted something that cost him i believe ownership of tesla when well well isn't that when he smoked weed with joe rogan no no didn't they like didn't he like lose it i i think it was i think the sec forced him to sell stocks because of a tweet yeah he tweeted like i'm taking tesla public funding secured and it was like oh can't tweet that dude oh yeah i think i think they were to be like hey you're not ceo or you're not chairman

of the board anymore yeah again everything is but I mean, he definitely got in trouble for that tweet. It cost him, I think it cost him, I saw it recently. I think it was like the three-year anniversary or something like that recently. And I believe it cost him $20 million. It was a $20 million tweet. Oh, yeah, it was. He didn't lose anything. He just got fined by the SEC $20 million.

Twitter, man, it gets you in trouble. I'm always talking about how much I get in trouble with Twitter, and it ain't even a fucking fraction of $20 million. It's always like, oh, this is a headache for me because that person's going to call me now. I'm having a bad day because some people are mean in my bench. Right. Someone's annoying to me. I know what I would do.

I would hack your account, and I would tweet, I can no longer keep up with this facade. This lie is killing me. I don't like soccer and i would ruin your liverpool or whatever fucking existence as a fan you know i hate that i know i hate that about you i know you hate it so i would want to ruin i like soccer so i know but i but but that would be so believable of a tweet people would be like nah man you you already you slipped up you were drunk i don't think that would be a believable tweet. I got five years invested.

I'm on my sixth season of tweeting every Liverpool game. At this point, it's like— The facade is crazy. I mean, you are so committed to this. You're Costanza with the solarium. I disagree. I enjoy the game now. I have admitted very vividly, very, very loudly.

There were two years where just out of spite, I woke up at 7 a.m on saturdays to tweet so now you're into it and eventually it's like it's like um kind of like you can trick your brain and i eventually just kind of fell into it but i remember my dad used to teach me that like when you're on the phone always smile because you can tell and if you're always smiling hearing yeah you can trick yourself into being happy and it didn't work no but but this one i mean i guess it works on a phone call recently i mean you kind of tricked yourself into being happy oh i'm still good yeah but it's just uh it's a i've long moved past that tactic but with

soccer it worked two years of spite and i was like all right you know i kind of like eventually it's a kind of a relationship it's like yeah, you just break, and you're just like, okay, whatever. We'll just be together. You drown. You drown. Well, maybe I could hack. I'm going to hack into Bachelorette Christina's account. Oh, by the way.

Since I've watched Bachelorette or Bachelor in Paradise. Eh. Oh, you. I mean, eh. You better watch your tone, partner. Yeah, right. It's the accent I don't care for. I don't like...

Well, now you're just being mean. I mean, English is her second language I get that I've always said Russian Last week you were shitting on No Face Girl This week It's Christina We're gonna have problems

But this is You can't get mad at me for this Because I've said definitely on this show And other times before European accents scare me. I always associate them with spies. Yeah, especially Russian. And mean porn stars.

And it's just like they don't do it for me. Some people are turned on by Eastern European accents. I am terrified of them. Yeah, no, I can understand where you're coming from. I mean, you also have to understand that Bachelor in Paradise is like a bunch of shit-faced people on a beach it's not like you're not looking your best oh i'm not i'm not judging her look so she's oh oh oh you're just judging her her character yeah her she's very aesthetically pleasing uh yeah her character doesn't seem great she's uh she's made some questionable choices for men and that's where i come in. Like, also questionable.

Not as bad as the other guys, I hope. Kind of, maybe. She makes questionable decisions. She has a voice that scares me. What would I find? Bro, she once ate lipstick to survive, okay? What? Yeah, that's right. She was orphaned, okay?

And she had no fucking food. So one time she ate lipstick for dinner, for sustenance. That seems made up. And now she's a liar. Anything else, John? Anything else? Jesus Christ. Maybe have a little fucking empathy.

There's no nutrients in lipstick. Well, I didn't say it was a good plan. I just said she was desperate. Why don't you just eat paper instead? She didn't have any paper, John. She was poor and orphaned. She could have found paper. If you found lipstick, you could have found paper. Wherever there's lipstick, there's paper nearby. There's no doubt in my mind about that.

Is that a rule? Yeah. If you're like in some post-apocalyptic world. Yeah, you go through somebody's purse and you grab their lipstick, not their fucking loose paper. There's a receipt in there. Well, maybe she had that in addition too. Maybe the lipstick was a side dish.

Christ. Anywhere you can find lipstick to eat, there's a better choice. Maybe not when you're orphaned in Russia. I think dirt is a better choice. I think dirt probably is more interesting. Again, I didn't say it was the best plan. But I mean, you better watch your fucking tongue. Now you're going to be watching weekly, like tonight.

After we record this, you're going to watch? You're out? I'm not out. You're not cut out for the Bachelor life, bro. You know what? No one's told me I wouldn't like it, so I have to do it despite them. Everyone's like, oh, you'll love it. And I don't.

I don't love it. I don't hate it. I knew from the jump you wouldn't. I kept saying it. This is not for him. It's just so much time. Four hours a week. I don't know.

I think now it's chopped down. I think the first week is four hours. I think now it's just two hours a night. Two hours one night. So it's just Mondays. I think. I'm pretty sure. I'm more inclined to watch that then. We'll see. Just do it like hours a night. Two hours one night. So it's just Mondays? I think. I'm pretty sure. I'm more inclined to watch that then.

We'll see. Just do it like soccer, bro. Two years and then you'll like it. Next voicemail. Fucking dickhead. Yo, what up? KFC, sites, Koopa Troopa BC. So, quick question.

I was talking with my friends and we were trying to determine uh what exactly constitutes an orgy which i know sounds really stupid but we were talking about it and like is it numbers or what actually happens because if you have four people and it's one dude fucking three chicks that's just a foursome but if it's four people and everyone's all fucking each other does that make it an orgy or does it have to be five? I don't know. What do you guys think? That's interesting.

As he was explaining, I would think of four, three girls, one guy as an orgy. But then when he kind of said a foursome. Oh, I think we've talked about this on radio before, something like that. It's five.

You have to have a floater. Someone like taking a break. Yeah, there has to be someone. You have to tag somebody floater. Someone like taking a break. Yeah, there has to be someone. You have to tag somebody in. There has to be someone there who is. I guess maybe that makes it. Let's say it's me and three girls, right? And I'm having sex with one girl.

And the other two girls are like having sex with each other. And then like everybody swaps and stuff. That's not an orgy? Yeah, I guess five. No, that would be four. Me and three girls three girls oh so i'm having like regular sex that's just two people having sex in the same room but then everybody swaps i think that's a group of people having sex in the same room and then they spill i actually think that swapping is what makes it an orgy like i think if it's one event going on one amount of sex i think i think that's an orgy like so if it's one event going on, one amount of sex.

I think that's an orgy. So if it's two guys on either side of a girl, that's an orgy? That's a threesome. No, but I think an orgy is just like it's just a mess of sex. Yeah. It's a murder of sex. But that usually I feel like – I almost feel like an orgy – I'll tell you what I think an orgy is. It has to be going on in multiple locations.

Like a scheduled event that happens multiple times no like within the room like there's some people over here having sex and then separate from those people there's another sexual act happening over here i think i think but you have to have a floater i think it's like some person is at least like going back chairs like yeah someone who's an odd man out i think that makes an orgy i feel like if if i fucking over here in the hotel room and you're over there on the chair and then everybody swaps and to me i feel like if if i fucking over here in the hotel room and you're over there on the chair and then everybody swaps and to me it's like there were i was having sex in multiple location with multiple people i feel like that i would i would probably give myself credit and say that i had an orgy i wouldn't fight you on it but i think if we're if i was

gonna put it in the dictionary it's to be more than a foursome. It's got to be at least five. How about this? I also will say there has to be multiple of each sex involved. If there's not a guy in the room fucking with me, it's not an orgy. Oh, for sure. So I think it needs to be five people, three girls, two guys. Yes.

I'll give that to you. And then there's a floater. Then there'll be some swappingapping and you'll have been fucking with another guy but not but maybe not literally like if if we're doing like an eiffel tower thing to me that's like a threesome that's just like two guys having sex one amount of sex with a girl but if he's over there having sex i'm over here having sex that girl is like playing with his balls and filming or some shit like that and and then they all swap people and locations. That's an orgy.

Yes. Five people, two guys, three girls, and a partridge in a pear tree. Joe, KFC, Fights, Super Nintendo, BC. Day one listener, CKLE here. Ran out of KFC episodes, listening to some lights, camera, bar stool. And they brought up about Jared Leto having to gain weight for a role. And he gained 67 pounds by every night melting pints of ice cream and mixing in soy sauce and olive oil. And that's my dream. And they quickly touched on, you know, what they might do to gain weight for a role.

But they brushed over it way too quick for my liking. And I thought the KFC boys could put their touch on it and tell me what you guys would eat if you had to gain weight for a role. So I'm going to shut up and listen and yeah. Eat to gain weight. I feel like you've probably done this before. What? You've done this?

Like done it? Yeah. Have you ever like tried to mass up, bulk up? Oh, I mean like, yeah, when I used to work out and stuff, but I don't think this is that kind of – I mean, it would just take, like, weight gainer and stuff like that. But this isn't – I don't think they're trying to gain this kind of weight. This is, like, Mac weight, right? Yeah, this is cultivating mass. Okay, so, yeah, that's different.

It seems like the ice cream is a good way to go. Dairy. It's what Mac did, too. Mac would drink a pint of ice cream every night. Our boy Hank did it with milk. It didn't work out. He just got the cum belly. He just got the cum belly. He just got a cum belly.

Yeah, that was so gross. Hank had the most disgusting stomach you'll ever see. It was just an old man's beer belly. And Hank was – It was like an old man's pregnant. Yeah. If an 80-year-old male could get pregnant, that was Hank's belly. An 80-year-old homeless man.

Yeah. Because it was like he was still like gaunt. Yeah. But it was also like he hadn't eaten. Maybe he just wolfed down a stick of lipstick. But he didn't have much nutrients in the system. But then he just had this belly. It was –

Not great. Yeah. It was – On the road to 200, I think he maxed out at like $1.72. It was all in his gut. It was all in his gut, right? Yeah. I think like, yeah, like cheese and dairy and – but it's all about like what can kind of go down easy.

That's why I think people do the milkshakes. It's like – I feel like there's like 2,000 calories in like one milkshake because you can't just eat – you can't just pick your favorite food and eat it because it's just like you physically can't eat that much food. Yeah, you can't – like look, I've been trying. And I put on some weight, but I haven't put on 67 pounds. You've been trying to gain weight? No, I just mean like over the last five years, I've been eating my favorite foods

nonstop. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And you get a little bit fatter, but you're not going to. But it hasn't been a stark change. I think it's got to be like kind of what he did where it's just like,

I don't know why soy sauce. That seems weird. But like olive oil. I thought olive oil was healthy. Just to clear that up real quick. But maybe weird. But like olive oil. I thought olive oil was healthy. Just to clear that up real quick. But maybe just like guzzling oil. I thought olive oil had a lot of omega-3s in it. Well, you know what?

Whatever is healthy today, like a study comes out tomorrow saying the opposite. It's so crazy. I feel like you got to take some ice cream, melt a stick of butter into it, melt some cheese on top of that. And like eggs it was raw eggs i mean glenn glenn was in here talking about how he just smooth it juices everything yeah just grind it all up pizzas yeah right you juice pizzas somebody's got to be able to chop pizza up i bet there's like one of those weird restaurants it's like we only serve pizza pizza and even their drinks are pizza. Yeah, definitely.

Some pepperoni in there, some oil, some cheese, some carbs. Have a bread milkshake. What? I'm trying to think of what. Oh, there was alcoholic ice cream. They had an alcohol ice cream truck show up to the wedding. It was fire. They served all alcohol-infused ice cream.

Did you get drunk from it? I mean, I got drunk from like a thousand beers. Yeah. But it was a great like placebo like by that point i was just shit-faced and i was just sitting there eating like chocolate rum spiced ice cream i did that one of the yeah i'm drunk from ice cream one of the gold episodes i just drank i ate two pints of wine ice cream one day yeah i just didn't realize how drunk i was that's when you're like bleeding from your mouth. No, that's when I stole a dog. Oh, sorry. Yeah.

Yeah, I'll do it. I had nothing to drink. John asked me the other day, what should I do next? And we just started rattling through some of his stories. He was like, I can do that one. Oh, that one's pretty good, too. Oh, I forgot about that one. It's never ending.

It's a treasure trove of idiocy with you. Yeah. I eat a lot of cereal. I bet cereal does it. Well cereal cereal is terrible for you i i am addicted to cereal that's like my fucking bugaboo oh and i've always got to have milk in my house because of the kids so i always kind of like i usually just if i don't want if i don't want i don't want to eat donuts i just don't get them but i have the milk and then i'm like they want the lucky charms i have it and i just crush bowls of cereal every night. Speaking of this, I forgot I had something happen to me this weekend. It's just outrageous.

Why does vanilla milk exist? Vanilla milk. I didn't even know it did. I ordered milk from – I got it delivered because I wanted cereal. You ordered a milk. I ordered like a gallon of milk. I had cereal and I wanted to eat it, but I didn't have any milk. And they brought you like –

So I had the options. It was like do you want chocolate milk? Do you want – I think it might have been just chocolate milk and vanilla milk. It definitely didn't say regular milk. Honestly, I didn't think of it that way though. It's chocolate milk. There's vanilla milk. But like if you asked me to describe the flavor of milk, I would say milk.

And then if you pushed me on it, I would say vanilla. I don't know about that. No. It's white. I would not describe milk as vanilla. You white, you vanilla. It's just white. Yeah, but it's like, if you were like, no, what's its flavor? It's milk. No, no, no. That milk stands alone. But if you were offered,

like, do you want vanilla milk or do you want chocolate milk? You'd be like, I'll take the vanilla. Because you'd assume that's regular. I wouldn't assume it's regular, do you want vanilla milk or do you want chocolate milk? You'd be like, I'll take the vanilla because you'd assume that's regular. I wouldn't assume it's regular, no. You wouldn't assume vanilla milk is regular milk? I mean, I can see how if those were the only two choices, you'd be like, does this mean white milk? I would have to ask the question. I would have to clarify.

Well, but you're asking if you're getting it on an app. You don't have anyone to ask the question to. There's no other choice. I'm going to double check right now. Because I bet, I mean, I just got to be like, there's no other choice i'm gonna double check right now because i bet i mean i just gotta be like describe no hole or two percent or yeah skim vanilla milk because there's almond milk and soy milk and all these new milks i would just assume that it's vanilla flavored milk it seems like that's what it was and what does that even mean was it thick oh no it just tasted like fucking vanilla. It was disgusting. Vanilla is a terrible flavor.

Really, really good vanilla ice cream is good. It's got to be like quality. It's like rich and creamy and shit. That's fire. The rest of it, I take it or leave it. Vanilla flavored stuff, no thank you. Vanilla flavored milk actually makes you want to puke. That's like double white.

That's like so white. Okay, so it was chocolate milk, vanilla milk, strawberry milk strawberry milk low fat milk i would go low fat milk you go low fat i think vanilla is like that's but then that's three flavors i mean add in the strawberry that makes me they just have all flavored milks right and low fat is like normal it's like whole milk or low fat milk right you're an idiot i think think vanilla. I think I'm in the right there. I think it's not crazy to assume it's a regular milk. Because now there's flavors. I can understand if you're like, the only two options are vanilla milk and chocolate milk.

And chocolate milk's brown and vanilla milk's white. I want the white milk. I can get that. But there's strawberry. Yeah. I thought there was chocolate and strawberry and then it was just vanilla milk. And I couldn't even have it in my cereal. It was, it was.

I think, I don't think I'm crazy here. I can't wait for the poll. We're going to put this to a poll. Do you think that vanilla milk is just regular milk, or do you think it's vanilla flavored milk? It's, it, I think it's regular. I'm going to do this again next time I get milk. It's going to be like, do you want chocolate, vanilla, or strawberry?

I'm going to try the vanilla again, see if we get it right this time this strawberry milk is disgusting by the way too like that's the nest quick strawberry like you're fucking gross coffee milk is good but just straight milk straight milk homie yeah i prefer straight milk that's why i tried to get vanilla milk what kind of what kind of what percent whole milk one percent i go two percent yeah i go one percent but i have i've been having whole milk recently again because the kids i mean that's like kids only drink whole milk man again because of the kids. I mean, that shit – Why can kids only drink whole milk? Man, they're supposed to.

It's like when they drink like a bottle. When that's like your meal, it's supposed to be like high in fat and high in calories and shit. It's like yogurt, man. It's gross. Jen said it's like glue. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's important. It's like sludge coming out of the gallon, but it's better than vanilla milk.

I'll tell you that much. Last voicemail, and then we'll get into our interviews. We've got Jerry O'Connell on the show today. We've got Adam Brody from the OC, OG nerd, sexy nerd. So a couple good interviews, but first, one more voicemail. Hey, KFC, Fight Super Producer BC. I just have a question for you guys. I'm not the type of girl who wears dresses a lot,

but when I do, my boyfriend insists on bending me over and fucking me doggy style, except he always takes my dress and pulls it back down towards his dick. Like he doesn't want to look at me. Is this like a fetish? Some guys have like, they're just interested. Like, I don't know.

Coming in hot to wrap up today. You guys think this is what guys do or if it's just something weird. Like, I just want to know. Thanks Viva. I always insist on fucking me doggy style from behind with his dick in my pussy it's like jesus christ lady uh i mean i definitely think it can be like a maybe not like a fetish but it's kind of a thing like lift your skirt it's like uh i think it's weird if you like intentionally like has to pull it back down just because it gets kind of messy yeah it gets messy it's not because

your dick is uh you know your dick gets messy yeah it's it gets messy it's not because your dick is uh you know your dick gets messy yeah it's like i mean it's like the joke you used to always make like easy access like if you have a hole in your pants or something like that i mean it definitely is i think a thing if you're like in if you're trying to have sex in public and she's wearing a dress or something like that i definitely think it becomes like a thing yeah it's like if you walk in by a room with a closed door you just walk by it but if the door's a little jar you peek in yeah it's like i could just what's going on over there? You know, there's just so. I saw this girl today wearing this thing.

I've never seen it before. It was like a really flowy dress, except it also kind of became pant legs. It was awesome. Oh, yeah. What are those called? I think it's kind of like a romper. It's a flowy romper. I guess so.

But it really looks way more comfortable than a romperper i feel like girls are always worried about their camel toe with their romper and shit like that this was like a like a flying squirrel outfit it was unbelievable and it was so like it was so flowy i was like i want to wear one of these things this looks comfortable as shit everyone else was walking yeah i honestly i would go i would go harry styles on this one everyone was like walking to work in the sun. I'm looking at guys in suits and they're sweating. This girl is just flowing around in her flying squirrel outfit. It was great. Whatever those are, I need more of those in my life.

I think this girl is reading into too much. The pulling it down is weird. It's weird, but does he have sex with you? Are you fully naked other times? I don't know. Maybe it's just like a it's almost like it's almost like you're a mormon maybe like have sex to the sheet sort of thing yeah i think it almost kind of like sometimes like you leave the underwear on like you're leaving the dress on like what's the point of if you're gonna like pull the dress all the way up and not even see it or have it be a part of it just take it all the way off if he wants to be part of like the sex maybe he wants to look at it

i feel like she would know if like i feel like there'll be be part of like the sex maybe he wants to look at it i feel like she would know if like i feel like there'll be another part of the other voicemail being like you know he always turns the lights off he never looks at me naked like i think you would know if your boyfriend has some sort of problem with looking at your naked body other than just the times you're wearing a dress yeah maybe he's just holding it anyway he's like a roller coaster girls don't know what's going on back there now it is questionable he's not trying to look at your asshole because that's the whole point of doggy style sex so i don't know uh i don't know what his what his thoughts are but i don't think it it borders on the line of like

you can't look at you i don't know are you ugly are you gross yeah you know you know you know if a guy wants to look at your body i feel like if you're even asking this question, we probably know the answer to that question. I think, yeah, I know. I know the answer is no. I know it's not great. I know it's like a – I know with me what you see versus what she sees memes are accurate. Very accurate. And not fun.

Not pleasant. I can't believe any girls have sex with guys. It makes no sense. Every girl should be a lesbian. Everyone knows the equipment. Everyone sexy everyone's smooth guys are gross i'm like i'm just looking at you right now i'm like oh who would fuck that who would fuck this is the point oh it's like and like you want this like slapping off of you you know what i mean it's not exactly the most like graceful of activities where even even in my best state you know it's not great how about when i'm like gyrating and moving and

like yeah you're seeing parts that haven't seen the sun you ever make pancakes in the morning uh-huh that's why just kind of like you're dumping them out onto the tray like that's kind of what with me where it's just like this white lumpy body i think that's why a lot of girls will tell you that their favorite position is doggy style, too. It's like, I'm just back there. I'm this way. Get this over with. This is what makes him finish the fastest, and I don't have to look at anything.

Let's go. I can't believe girls like sex. I can't believe girls give head. It's crazy. But thank you for doing it. We're happy you do. I don't know why, but keep on doing it. All right. what do i do first here jerry o'connell sure shout out to jerry o'connell if you knew uh my secret identity if you're old as shit like me what a fire fucking show that was the og superhero the og like child

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It's homey. It's not. Size doesn't No, it's not small. It's homey. It's not... Size doesn't matter, okay? It matters what goes on in here, alright? It's way larger than the movie guys' room. Yeah, they all kind of split one. How was that? Hilarious. Really, really fun. What movie did you guys talk about?

You know, I was in Stand By Me. Jerry, I'm aware. A little flick called Stand By Me. Jerry, I'm aware. A little flick called Stand By Me? Well, I mean, it was like 30 years ago. I don't like to – You're getting up there. Yeah, I am.

I'm an old man. So I don't want to be like, yeah, you know, Stand By Me. Everybody knows that. I was wondering if they were talking about current movies because I know they did Hobbs and Shaw last night. And that's – the Fast Faire franchise is by far my favorite franchise in the history of movies. I have not did Hobbs and Shaw last night and that's... The Fast and Furious franchise is by far my favorite franchise in the history of movies. I have not seen it,

so I can't... You've not seen one or just not seen Hobbs and Shaw? Any Fast and Furious movies? I've seen a couple. I've seen a couple. You are missing them. I checked out around...

I'm so sorry. I checked out around the second or third one. Ah, you buffoon! You're missing the best ones! I understand. I love a good car chase, but it's just... Be careful what you say now! I understand. I love a good car chase, but it's just...

Be careful what you say now. I know. I don't want to upset you. It's just... There can't be that many car chases. It can't be that crazy. Like, they have to... Well, the director said that he's not taking space out of the equation yet.

So, like, Fast and the Furious 10, we might be going, you know, intergalaxy here. Would it be a rocket in space or would it be some sort of... Probably a car. I hope they're driving cars. They've jumped cars out of planes since you checked out. The rocket in the most recent film

tore a helicopter out of the sky. He's not a superhero. He's just a police officer. Can I... Maybe it's like a buggy on the moon. Like one of those like ding, boing, boing, boing. Or a Mars...

How about this? Mars rover chase. There you go. Have you heard about the Mars rover? What happens? I think it just came up. I think it's August 5th or something like that is the Mars rover's birthday. And since it's programmed to sing itself

happy birthday on Mars, it's the saddest thing I've ever heard. Just a robot mind alone on Mars singing fucking happy birthday to itself. When I first heard that, I teared up. I swear to God, I te ever heard. Imagine just being alone on Mars. Just a robot mind alone on Mars singing fucking happy birthday to itself. When I first heard that, I teared up. I swear to God, I teared up. It's like WALL-E or whatever, basically. That little guy just sitting there crying.

Oh, WALL-E. If you could go to Mars, would you go? I would not go because I don't think – is there a return flight? No. Let me ask you this. All right. We're colonizing Mars. Let's say we're a little bit further in the future.

Okay. You got the chance to be one of the first thousand people to go to the new Mars? Sure. Or you got to be one of the last thousand to leave Earth? Which one are you picking? I'm picking the last thousand to leave Earth. Yeah? Because that's going to be like a party.

Yeah, like no fucking rules. That's going to be crazy. Because anything knows. It's like when you're leaving an apartment. It's like, I'm out of here. I rules. That's going to be crazy. It's like when you're leaving an apartment. It's like, I'm out of here. I'm never going to get my deposit back. The furniture's gone. Let's throw a party. The earth would be your empty apartment.

I had always thought I wanted to be Amara's first guy. I've left enough apartments and had the night before leaving party. You don't want to miss that one. Night before leaving parties are the best. There's no furniture. It's empty. You know you're

never getting your deposit back. Forget about small claims. It's just gonzo. You might as well do it. And yeah, maybe have sex on an arrow bed at the end of the night. If all goes well, yeah, sure. Alright. That was a persuading argument.

I like that. You're good at this. Yeah. Now, I need another persuasive argument from you here. You're a Bachelor in Paradise guy. I am. I do have to admit I have not watched. I only watched the second.

I did not watch the first episode. I only watched the second one. Okay. Now, I had never been. Well, the plot holes are going to be terrible, Harry. I don't know if you're going to be able to keep up now. I'd never been a Bachelor guy. I'd never seen a single episode, a single second of the show, really.

And it's just so pervasive on social media that I decided I can't miss this anymore. You have to do it. You guys are media personalities. It's part of the... We're all in on it. He's on the outside looking in. We're like, you gotta do it. I actually, I panned a pretty beautiful picture of it the other day. Trent asked me how I felt. When things

are awkward, I can't do it. I can't watch. It makes me cringe. It makes it tough to watch The Bachelor. And Trent said, you know, how did you feel about the cringe aspect of it? And I said, it's like one of those pictures where it's a bunch of little pictures that make a big picture, and all the individual pictures are very cringey. But as a whole,

I didn't find it very cringey. I thought it all made a lot of sense. It's the masterpiece. The only thing that doesn't make sense to me is Blake. What's the appeal? Why do people like this guy? Well, I think attractiveness helps out a lot. A disagree is not even there. I think it is.

You're better looking at him. You missed the first episode where he's jogging shirtless, lying to us like he's got a goddamn body that deserves being able to jog shirtless. He doesn't have it. You're all the way in, by the way. he's got a goddamn body that deserves being able to jog shirtless. He doesn't have it. You're all the way in, by the way. It's not a bad body.

I think it's just basic attractiveness. I think it's like aesthetic stuff that people really call for. I don't think he even has that. I don't think he's got – there's nothing that guy's got going for him. Guys, I have a little insight. I'm going to kind of blow your minds right now. My brother was the bachelor. My actual brother, my biological brother, was the bachelor season, I want to say, four.

I was going to say you could do it. And that makes sense that someone. And it was the craziest. It took about six months. It was the craziest six months of my family's life. Oh, I'm sure. Was that back then? Did they do like you go home to the family? Oh, they did everything.

Yeah, they did the home visits. I was on it a couple times. I'm going to tell a story from that and how crazy that experience was. My mother is – she's a huge KFC fan, so sorry, Mom, what I'm about to say here. My mother is a part – my mother parties. My mother likes to party. She loves her white wine. Typically a Chardonnay.

She'll do a Pinot Grige. She just loves white wine. I mean she will drink it early in the morning. White wine, I mean that doesn't count. If you're at a restaurant – if she's at like a diner and she sees the bottles up there and doesn't think anyone's going to really judge her, she'll order a glass of white wine. Hell yeah. With eggs.

See, the timidness in your voice is affecting me. I feel like I'm under attack now because I'm like, yeah, of course. It's their alcohol. Why wouldn't you get wine? Time to drink. So they do the, I think it's called the home visit. The hometown. The hometown visit. And all the cameras are I think it's called the home visit. The hometown. The hometown visit.

And all the cameras are there, and it's my mother and father, and it's down to two young ladies and my brother. And my brother and my parents, and they film it all, and they hang out with the girl, the first girl. And then one of the producers pulls my mom off to the side with cameras and goes, hey, what did you think of your son's date? And my mother was like, she seemed very nice.

She seemed great. Like, she seemed nice. And she was like, no, what did you really think of her? And my mother was like, I mean, I don't know. She seems like a nice girl. I mean, you know, I was just talking to her a little bit. I mean, nothing seemed bad. And the producer was like, hey, Linda, that's my mother's name.

Hold on a second. Linda, we need you to like, we need like some like, we need you to zhuzh it up a little bit. Like, what don't you like about her? You know, we need to like get some conflict going in here. Okay. Hey, you know what? Can we get Linda, Linda, you drink white wine, right? Let's get Linda a white wine. And like my brother's like watching? Hey, you know what? Can we get Linda a drink? You drink white wine, right? Let's get Linda a white wine.

And my brother's watching all this, you know? And my mother was like, no, I don't want a drink right now. And it was the first time my mother has ever turned a drink down in her life. She understood the moment. And they asked her again, like, you know, what do you think of the girl? And my mother was like, I liked her. I thought she was really nice.

And the producers got super mad at my parents. What? They refused to say anything bad, you know? Shit. They were looking for drama. Yeah, of course. I mean, that's how they make their money, right? My mom is like the evil, like, mom.

And my mother called me up, and she was like, I was so afraid of getting drunk in front. Like, my mother will, like, like talk for hours she'll talk to anybody she'll talk to strangers on the street for hours and she's got like a sip of pinot in her she's going and it was a really like so I watch it with a little more of like I see how produced it all was she mad at your

at your brother like what the fuck no no he was mad it was um cause I gotta say we were super excited that he was the bachelor it was like really fun for us to like watch it on TV every week. It was like – Season four? It's like being one of the first – That's OG, man.

It was really fun. Don't quote me on the season four. It could have been a later one, but it was early on. We're on season like 73 now. Yeah, I know. So if it's anything even close to four. It was super fun to watch. It really was.

Super fun to watch the Jerry O'Connell show that's coming out. Thank you for that plug. Thank you. That is what we call a transition plug right there. Professional, bro. Wendy Williams, you're familiar with her as a talk show host. How are you doing? Kevin.

I love Wendy Williams. Kevin's been to Wendy live. Oh, yeah. Well, I say had to go because the Mets, I'm a diehard Mets fan, stupid Mets fan. The Mets get eliminated, and we had tickets to go the next day. And it was like, and my wife at the time really wanted to go, and I was like crippled emotionally. The Mets were eliminated in that tiebreaker end of the season. I'm trying to think if it was, it might have been the World Series, to be honest.

It might have been 15. Remember they played the Giants in like a one-gamer? Was it 16? Yeah, I think 2015 after the World Series, I was suicidal. Hold on a second. It was a one-gamer playoff. I was at that game. I was at Citi Field.

Connor Gillespie hitting that home run like some nobody on the Giants. Crazy. Yes. And so I'm like dying on the inside. But who was on the mound

for the Giants? Some monster. Right. Bumgarner who just owns them. He was disgusting in that game. And Syndergaard was like, I had a no-hitter going. They were going pitch for pitch. And then this little fucking weasel comes in and hits this home run

yeah and the next day it was like time to go to wendy williams and i love wendy but i was like i wanted to do nothing except curl up in a ball and die but yeah you know what testament to wendy williams as sad as i was i got in there and the atmosphere just got me right how you doing the music's blasting right it was it was. She's a trip, man. She is a trip. I was actually also at Citi Field for that only home game that they won in the World Series.

I was there too. We could have been sitting next to each other. You probably had better seats than me, but whatever. No, I was actually way up. Oh, then I probably had better seats than you. Are you a Mets guy? You're going to get really mad at me. Don't tell me you're both. I'm both.

Get the fuck out. That's the end of this fucking interview, and the show's going to stink. Nobody go watch it. You can't be both. Are you from here? I'm from here, yeah. Where? I'm from Manhattan.

You know why I am? I got to tell you why I'm both. City kids are weirdos. I'm going to tell you why I'm both. You weren't alive, but 1986 was a crazy. It was the craziest. See what scares me? I was one, so I was alive, so I'm afraid that's the title in my lifetime.

It was the craziest thing I'd ever seen in my life. And you're also cooking. No, My Secret Identity is a little after that, right? My Secret Identity was a kid's show I did. It was after that. It was after that. It was a kid's show. I don't know if it was. It was spectacular that show it was after that it was a it was a kids show i don't know if it was it was spectacular television it was spectacular tv you were the og superhero type

guy man you should get in on that marvel money now i i don't know why i'm not in the you could be the mr the levitating kid dude um i should be one of i should have been one of the avengers weird superpower that was not flight just like just like floating. Just floating, yeah. We didn't have the budget for like actual flight. So 86 got you because it was – I mean that's – people joke about how it's a Yankees town and the Mets are always trying to take it back. But like in 86, it was a Mets town. It was really – But then so then why the Yankees then? The rest of the time?

You know, just being in Manhattan, it's – for me, it was a lot easier to just take the train up to the Bronx. Convenience, you dick. I don't understand how people go to those games. I don't know what it was like. Old Yankee Stadium I went to once when I was younger. I've gone to a handful of Yankee games since moving here three or four years ago. Yankee games, I went up. I saw Liverpool up there recently.

It is hellacious getting in and out of that building. It's crazy. It's a testament. I used to say like – Are you driving or are you taking the 6 train? No, I take the 6 right up. I live right on Lex. But even just like physically getting in with the lines.

The lines are crazy getting out. Everyone is just kind of slammed trying to get back on the 6. It's awful. I can't believe people go to those games. I want to tell you it was pretty magical when – correct me if I'm saying this right, Jim Lieritz. Lieritz, yeah. Lieritz with an L, right? Hit a homer in some extra innings game in the playoffs in 1993, I think it was.

And I got on the six train to go home. And the whole pack train was chanting Yankees baseball. Let's go Yankees. And it was, it was a really. So when I said hellacious, I was correct. It was a really magical experience. I mean, it was really... Yeah, like I dream of that train derailing at night. As a Mets fan, that would be my dream.

So you're one of these Mets fans that hates the Yankees, huh? That's... No, no, no. Kevin, are you a Mets fan? You're the weirdo. Yeah, I hate the Yankees as much as I love the Mets. More than like the Phillies or more than like – Yeah, I know it doesn't make sense. They're not in the same division.

Don't really impact it, blah, blah, blah. The thing is I don't see Philly fans. I don't see Nationals fans. I live in New York, and I'm surrounded by obnoxious Yankee fans when I go to work, when I go to school, when I go to the bar, whatever. So when they win and they're happy and I lose and I'm miserable, that is what's in my face all the time. That's the X factor for why being a red-headed

stepchild in New York is like the worst of all. I will say this and this will upset people. Going to see a Mets game is a better experience than going to a Mets game. Oh, Citi Field is so much better. I've never been to Citi. Yankee Stadium is like watching a game in a Walmart.

Is this something they do every seventh inning? Do they play Piano Man every seventh inning? I've got to tell you, when that whole stadium is singing Piano Man, it's like a real experience. Do you play Piano Man no matter what seventh inning? I think so. It's like taking me out to the Ballgame and Piano Man See, the Red Sox do an eighth inning

It's Sweet Caroline, and it's Non-stop, all we do is it gets complained about Like, oh, the pink hands are seen in it But you know, I want to ask you Because I don't know the history of it Sweet Caroline, Neil Diamond Is he a Boston guy, Neil Diamond? No, I don't know how the song

I honestly don't know the history of it I know people hate it I believe the song is written for Carolyn Kennedy, who was underage at the time, so there was some weird under-faculty... And Carolyn Kennedy is from Massachusetts, so maybe that's definitely the connection. So now, Piano Man is a song

written by a true person from Long Island, and it's really about being from Long Island and being sort of like a working class person who's working their way up, which is the story of the New York Mets. Right, for sure.

And so that's why it's such a crazy experience. And also because you're at a sporting event, which is sort of filled with aggression. And when you're putting your arm around your neighbor, when I was at that World Series game, you're hugging your neighbor. And my friend and I bought singles tickets because they were cheaper than sitting getting two together so we were sitting in different sections and um man when

piano man came up in that whole stadium was singing it it's a really it's an experience it's like going to like england and like hearing like the liverpool song or whatever it was uh it was a big deal right i'm a huge super fan right right um But I am a fan of both, and I know that's a weird thing, but I hope I... I just don't respect you as a person anymore, but fine, no big deal, Jerry. As a New Yorker, native New Yorker, city kid, when did you start walking the streets alone?

Around 9 or 10, I guess. Subway, too? Subway, too. Had a train pass. I think it's weird kind of growing up in Manhattan, no? And I gotta tell you, my kids are 10, and I I'll let them go to the corner. But, oh, man, this is such a sad story. Where we're staying here in the city is right by Penn Station, and we have a deli on our corner, okay? It's not the best deli.

It's not the worst deli. It's just like you're – Just the job done. It's what we call like a bodega. It's like our local place. And I have two daughters. They're 10. deli. It's just like, it's what we call like a bodega. It's like our local place. And, um, I was with, I have two daughters, they're 10, they're visiting here from Calabasas, California. We're all here working to work on the Jerry O show on Fox shows starting Monday.

And, um, uh, my daughter said, um, oh, um, you know, I'm going to go into the, um, I'm going to go into, um, I said, Hey, are you hungry? And she said, no, I'll wait till we go home so we can go to our deli. And I said, well, there's a deli right here. And why don't we go in and grab something? And she said, well, because the deli next to our house is the best one in the city. And I didn't want to say, hey, honey, these delis are everywhere. There's a million of these. Every single one.

It's amazing. You can get gum or nuts or parfait or chicken. What a hot pot she likes to grab, huh? Gum again. Panini. There's a cat running around. And she's like, that's the best one, right? You can get your lotto tickets.

I don't know if I call any of the bodegas good. I call them all convenient. I have one right next to me that gives me food poisoning one out of three times I go. Still go. Still go every single time. The trick is nothing with mayo. The trick is, I'm not kidding, nothing with mayo. Don't do the

egg salad. I've been always blaming the chicken. Oh, if you're getting egg salad at a bodega, you deserve everything coming your way. Anything that made with mayo i would i would i would tread carefully probably once a month i'll text kevin but can't record in the morning i guess i'm just throwing up on right i gotta go but i'll go right back to those same spots right right right don't fix it i don't know man uh so you were to go back to wendy williams you kind of you kind of got the talk show start there you know i filled in for a little bit and then it was like – I filled in for her on that show a few times.

It was super scary. You guys work with a co-host. It was super scary because it was just me on live TV for especially that first segment, that 20 minutes. It's really daunting. It's terrifying. Sometimes we'll have our schedules crossed and I'll do an interview alone and just an interview alone is terrifying. Live TV, I can't imagine. Yeah, but dude, it's not even an interview that you're doing by yourself.

It's a – you're doing – Wendy Williams does that, what they call the hot topic segment, which is a 20-minute solo segment. So you're saying lines for 20 minutes and it's – It's almost like stand-up in a way because you need to like – the crowd needs to hit and laugh and be into it. But you understand it's – like stand-ups write their monologues over months, you know? Right. This is like something I come in in the morning and whatever happened in BIP, Bachelor in Paradise, I have to write 20 minutes on that, you know? Yeah. No, I mean, that's crazy.

It's a talent in its own right. You know what you guys have to get into? 90 Day Fiance. Oh, that show is just jam-packed. What was the impetus to get you into all this? What was the hook? I think it was, I co-hosted a lot with Kelly Ripa on that Kelly Ryan show. It's just something, I've been like a substitute teacher on daytime TV.

I saw that was a quarter of the arts where it was like daytime TV. What was the exact thing daytime tv is a big part of my life and i was like that's the richest shit ever no it is i watch a lot of that daytime tv in general we we have a theory here television is the most important thing in any relationship you'll have a happy relationship maybe even a happy marriage if you guys are on the same page television wise you watch the same shows you binge the same stuff same schedules key to a happy the same shows. You binge the same stuff, same schedules. Key to a happy relationship.

Want to know what I'm pretty bad at is scripted TV. I didn't check into Game of Thrones until this season. I bet you regret that now, aren't you? Yeah, that didn't. That's a whole lot of investment that just fucking shit me in. So you binge the whole thing? I'm sort of happy I didn't binge it, man. You just picked up the last season?

Oh, okay. That's not as bad. I thought you'd invested the first seven seasons. I just figured I saved myself six years of having to watch something. It ended up totally bombing, so. Oh, really? Oh, I think so. I think the final season was terrible.

Look, I didn't watch the whole thing. I was sort of into that. Spoiler alert. But, you know, the dragon does something to a town, and I was sort of into all that. It was sort of epic. I love when dragon does something to a town. Well, I don't... Oh, by the way, what a spoiler.

That's a wrap up for... Why can we not talk about it? No, fuck it. You can let that fly. I don't want anyone adding me on your page. I guess that does make sense. If I didn't watch the first seven seasons, that might have been an okay season.

Yeah, if you didn't have the hype and the build up. But I did. And... If you didn't know the importance of... Oh, I did think that episode was too dark, man thing couldn't fucking see anything that's just a fact but i watched it at my friend's house and we streamed it and i blamed it on his and i was really like rude to him like you're cheap you don't have like a good package this is because you're like so throwing money i should have never come here boy like i'm not your friend anymore no i was like

really making fun of him about his data plan. And it really affected him. And then the next day, the director of photography apologized. And I think he said something like, I'm giving the director of photography an accent. I don't know why. But I think he was like, the settings on everyone's TV is off. You have to make sure that the tint is just right with the hue, the color hue. And it's everyone else's problem, not mine.

Fix your TV. I love that move. It wasn't my fault. It was the instructions you didn't follow that I never gave you. That's what the problem was. It was pretty funny just jumping into Game of Thrones this season. It was hilarious, actually. And by the way, here's another funny thing about a show like Game of Thrones.

If you just don't want to watch the first six seasons and just jump in the last season, people love – I was amazed. I'd go to parties and be like, hey, man, why is this lady on the dragon so angry? And they'd be like, pause it. Okay, listen, man. This is a crazy story. She came up with the Dothrakis, okay? And people love to share their their insight to the whole thing it was really it was a really interesting sort of

sort of experiment you know i'll tell you the problem why i never watched game of thrones i have two 10 year old daughters so seven or eight years ago when this show started they were like two or three you know the show was catching on and i was like oh i can watch this it's like dinosaurs and stuff you know like it's like uh you know the history channel or whatever and i turned it on my kids and we watched that first episode where that dude with the good with the golden hand uh spoiler alert this is the pilot episode throws that kid out the window because he saw him with his sister doing something 10 year old girls from i don't want to offend anyone but from behind with his sister tv sex and i'm watching it with my three-year-old daughters and they were like why a sister sister why is he doing daddy

what is happening and I was like I can't watch this show put on bachelor no I'd have to watch like Yo Gabba Gabba or something and it was just like my timing was off and then I just never caught up and then this last season I was just like you know what F it let's just go in

let's just watch it and people were very upset that I was just jumping in on's just watch it and people were very upset that i was just jumping in on the last season the gatekeepers of the thrones you can't be a johnny i can't i can't i don't have time to watch these first six seasons i just don't have time right but i was really into it i thought they did a good job except for that dark episode that was crazy super scary though man when those people were coming through, like... That was a fake World War Z, which is a classic film you can find on FX right now, I'm sure. They just stole all that from World War Z.

Brad Pitt invented that shit. Oh, I was. I mean, I know I jumped in the last thing. I was pretty cool. Spoiler alert with that person killing the tall, scary person. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. The Ice King. Yeah. I was really cool with that person. Yeah, I know what you're talking about. The Ice King. Yeah.

I was really cool with that person doing it. You know? I'm a diehard fan of Jerry O'Connell. The person who did the thing to that guy. No, I mean, I know what her name is. I just don't want to say it in case someone's waiting to see it. It's Arya. It's Arya.

You know who's Arya. I thought that was a good move with the knife, too. And it was so funny when she was getting chased by all the... You do that pretty good thank you um by the way that's the i mean i should have played one of those people that would have been cool to be on the um when she was sneaking around and everything i remember like all my friends turning to me and going she's she's trained in stealth that's why they can't tell where she is that's bullshit it's We can't do it. I can't go back down this road. I'm letting you pull me in. You're one of the zombies and you pull me down.

She's not trained in stealth. She's trained in changing faces but she never changed her face because I would have made a scene. I can't relapse. I can't relapse back into this. The Jerry O show. Tell them when, where. Fox stations in Wendy Williams' time slot.

She's my boss. She gave me this opportunity. I'm very thankful to her. You think you're going to go, like, you think she's Oprah and you're going to be Dr. Phil now? You're going to get, like, that $72 million cake. Right. Did Dr. Phil get $72 million? Oh, yeah.

Dr. Phil, you got big money. Dr. Phil's got, like, $600 million, bro. Are you joking me? No. Guys, they're paying me, like, basically nothing on this show. You need a better agent. I mean, legit nothing. They're paying me whatever the union bottom.

They're only paying me what the law says I need to pay. Did I negotiate your contracts? It's crazy. The light bulb's like, oh, no. Dr. Phil made $72 million last year? It's something along those lines. Because we just had him a couple weeks ago. He's worth like half a billion.

It's crazy. And his money is absurd. His show is pretty entertaining, man. You ever watch that show? Yeah, he's great. Woo! He is good at what he does. He's very good at what he does.

He greatly regrets the- Even if you can make a fraction of this. When that Body Baby, what's that rapper's name? Body Baby, right? Yeah. He apologized to the world. He was like, I'm so sorry, man. When she came on the world. He was like, I'm so sorry. When she came on the show and she was like, I made you famous. I made you famous.

You should be thanking me. And then he's staring at her and he goes, thank you. It's like the best television I've ever watched. His show is riveting. So now you have been taking selfies of yourself exposing your booty and you still live at home

with your parents. They don't like you doing this. Would you say you're a disobedient child? We got to go to the ranch. We're heading to the ranch. Oh, you know what? I had a funny idea for the Jerry O Show. This is the show that I'm doing on Fox Stations. It's on August 12th all the time.

I thought it would be funny to, like, because all the producers came up to me and were like, hey, you need a sign-off. Like, you have to, like, have, like, a sign-off. You have to have a sign-off. Like Ryan Seacrest has like, Seacrest out! And like Wendy Williams always says, I love you for watching, or... What's yours going to be? I know, I have to come up with one.

But I was... Something with the O. With the O? Yeah, like the Jerry O. Show me your O face. See you tomorrow. That might be a touch. I do work for like Deb Marmer, Mercury, and Fox. They might find that a little racy for them.

What would be a good one? You know what we can do? We'll put this out, and we can have like a little crowdsourcing for you. How about this? How about like I just go, hey, man, thanks for watching. Jerry, oh, heck yeah! Ah! You show them your O-face. I like that.

Oh, no, but I was thinking it would be funny, like, at the end of Dr. Phil, you know, he always takes his wife's hand, and they walk off set. I thought it would be funny for a couple where I, like, take my wife's hand, and I, like, walk off set. But then we, like, go outside. Oh, my God! off set but then we like go outside but then we like go outside and she's like, okay, I'm done and then she like walks off

and I'm by myself. Am I done now? Thanks, bye. I tune in the next day. Jerry, oh, heck yeah! Watch the show, Jerry O,

like you said, on Fox all the goddamn time and get that money, dude. Yeah. Get that money. I think we deserve 2% for telling you. You really should. Thank you, man.

LGM. You just can't be a Mets and Yankees fan. No. I don't care who you are. Like Jerry O'Connell, great guy. Love him. Like the fucking president could say it. Like the bachelorette christina could say it like like

don't no you can't do it it's not allowed i mean and he knew if you hear it you know it's like when your dog shits on the carpet and he knows and he's just like i'm sorry he doesn't even have a reason that whole like you know he's from new york like from new york you pick a team yeah i can kind of understand the assholes from connecticut where it's like I don't know, you're technically a free agent. Or, I don't know, you better tell me some shit like your grandma was on her deathbed and said, you know, root for the Mets or something if you're a Yankees fan. There's just no reason. It's very funny about his daughter thinking that bodega is like the best deli in the world.

Like, sweetie, that's a piece of shit corner store. There's a lot better food out there. So, you know, he's raising a good, humble family. Yeah. All right. Next up, Adam Brody. If you are an OC fan, you know him as Seth Cohen. He's getting into the superhero world with Shazam.

He was in Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Honestly, I got to give this guy credit. He made being a nerd cool, which is he made me being a nerd sexy almost which is one of the most important things that's happened to society in the past uh like 20 years interview with adam brody's brought to you by light stream credit card bills every month are the worst i didn't even like realize how much money i'm wasting in by like carrying a credit card balance like i didn't realize just how much i'm getting crushed on interest rates. And I do,

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And I got to tell you something, man. Please. There's been a couple times we've had guests come through. We had Luke Bryan come through, country music superstar. We had Joe Manganiello come through. We had Luke Bryan come through, country music superstar. We had Joe Manganiello come through. And the girls in the office went wild. There's like three of them. But I gotta be honest,

I think you might be blowing those guys out of the water with the reaction. I should hope so. I mean, that's some company, man. A music sex icon and Joe Manganiello, who's like a fucking, he's like fake. And you, dude. Them and I should team up and start a super group. There you go.

Do a calendar or something. Superhero stuff going. I love it. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, but I mean, it's been a palpable reaction. I hope I, you know, this is coming from someone who is, I'm not the most insecure person, but I'm, you know, I'm as insecure as the next guy. Human. You know, that's nice to hear. And it's weird because it feels like all of a sudden, like, do I got to live? I got to be like

really good looking or something, right? You know, like, you don't have to praise me. Yeah. Um, no i mean i don't know it's it's not that i get out of bed and think like i gotta live up to that every day but at the same time it's funny when i have my moments for sure but i uh i don't know it's nice it's nice and i i just don't have all the confidence that you would think comes comes from that but i'll take it i gotta tell you what i got a beautiful, amazing wife. Yeah, that's for certain. Yeah, that's for certain. Well, if I can bring you back down, actually, we had something that actually sometimes things just happen that are just so serendipitous.

And yesterday GQ did an article about – let's see what the exact headline is. Nine pop culture nice guys who probably weren't all that nice to begin with. Whoa. And can you guess who's on it? Guess who's on the list. I suppose Seth Cohen is what we're talking about. He would be there, yeah. And do they think – are they talking about the actor or the character?

No, no, no. The character. You're good, dude. I just had this conversation earlier today. I haven't seen the show in a long time. But I was talking with someone, an interviewer who recently re-watched it, and we're both, she was of the opinion, and I concurred probably that, yeah, he was

probably a fairly selfish guy. That's exactly what it is. Seth Cohen has never had a conversation that wasn't about Seth Cohen. Yeah, yeah. And the whole bit about the SAT score was a pretty big asshole for that, too. I forget. You got mad at some girl for getting a better score.

I just want to be better than you at something. If you're always in second place, sometimes you want to win. That's fine. Yeah, no, I think he got a pass for leading with his insecurities.

Right. And, you know, which I lead with my insecurities, but, you know, you can still be pretty fucking selfish even if you're, you know, a baby.

It's funny to go back and see those shows. Even like I rewatch The Office all the time. And there are still so many episodes of that where you're like, oh, boy. That wouldn't let us all in this place anymore. But even the first season, again, the joke is that it's kind of problematic. But the whole episode about how they're trying to be racially insensitive to each other. You can't do that anymore. But people are still rewatching.

I mean, it's holding. Certainly the archetype, the overgrown man baby who is just lovable even though he's so darn selfish. You can get away with that occasionally. Danny McBride still does it. I love him. But in general, it's like I think even male characters have to step up. Right. Yeah, right.

It's a little more selfless. Right. It's crazy to see something like that last the test of time, though. I'll regularly see followers on my timeline, like watching it, tweeting out pictures of it, videos of it. It's pretty timeless. The new movie you're here today speaking of male characters stepping up yeah big time dude uh ready or not is out or it's coming out and 21st um we've seen some of it and it is it's a fucking trip man yeah yeah yeah i i it's it's i i saw the

whole thing okay i i uh as like there were parts i didn't get to yet and as he started to like explaining like how much crazier it gets i was like this movie is off the fucking walls as a horror movie there's always like so many things and it's a horror comedy but as the the song i wanted to ask you the song that plays is that an actual song no no you guys made it for the movie yeah yeah yeah thank god it's like a creepy, creepy song that plays. You need to have a German tinge to it. It's nice that we didn't ruin a nice song as they do in all these movies

where it's a serial killer song now. Right, right. Well, we were talking about how all those old things kind of are scary anyway. I don't know what the origins of hide and seek are, but I'm sure it's

something terrifying. Definitely. All the nursery rhymes are very bad. Well, nursery rhymes, I mean, I was reading, I got a book as a gift kind of for my daughter. I was reading it to her when she was a baby, but really more to myself. She was a baby. But like Grimm's fairy tales and every single one is just a kid being burned in the oven.

Yeah, that's what I was going to say. Stuff you in the oven. Like, what the fuck, man? We were singing Ring Around the Rosie. It's like, oh, people dying from the plague. Like, none of this stuff is good. But so the idea. Is that what that is oh yeah the ring around is like you get you used to get like sores on your skin burn the bodies

oh i can see it i've been doing a fair amount of this with my daughter yeah wait till i tell her. How old is your daughter? She just turned four. All right. Yeah, I'm in the same boat. She's ready though. We talk about death all the time.

No way. I don't know. It's just, it just, it kind of came, it's not something we're forcing on her, but it's I mean, I would sincerely hope not, bro. But like we, we are, you we are atheists, and so they ask – kids ask questions, and I don't want to – You don't want to lie to them. Even with Santa Claus and stuff, it's like I don't always say it's pretend, but at the same time, I don't think I want to do this elaborate ruse where then I pull the hood off in ten years and go like that was all a lie. Never mind. I don't want to ruin her imagination and her joy.

I still think she has a lot of joy we still put a positive spin on death you know what i mean it's you go when you're ready and it's long long long long time and you know but i'm not fucking sugarcoating it man no i just don't want i just don't want to lie i just want i want to put a positive spin on the truth you don't go hang out with all your family members afterwards? Yeah, yeah. It's kind of like before you were born. You didn't know anything, right?

It'll be just like that. Same thing as being born. I get the Santa one a lot. I don't understand how. Well, you believed in Santa until you were like 20. I'm not on fifth grade. That's not that late, right? It's good for late. I mean, believed in Santa until you were like 20. I'm not on the fifth grade. That's not that late, right? That's pretty late.

No, I don't know. I mean, he told his daughter when she was one. I was raised Jewish, and I guess I am Jewish. So I think I knew before then. It also comes from my childhood. They didn't put on too many air or put on a big show about that stuff either. If I have kids, I'm like, no, I bought you that present. I want the credit. I haven't let Santa take a single show about that stuff either. If I have kids, I'm like, no, I bought you that present. I want the credit.

I haven't let Santa take a single credit for a single present. That's nonsense. And I imagine you get your daughter a pretty good present. I think we might. I would say the tooth fairy I'll go along with. Probably just because. Well, there's a benefit to that kind of like. And they got to go through a little pain, you know what I mean?

Or like a little bit of it makes this like annoying physical thing kind of have a happy and exciting so maybe a fairy will come sneak into your bedroom although I don't

know it's gonna be hard because we've told her a lot how all that stuff we watch a lot of witch movies and stuff she's kind of goth it's cool

I think we've made her it but also it's kind of her thing so you're gonna tell the truth about everything but then the truth fairy is gonna be

real well I think good luck when you have a very educated four-year-old like, no, it's not, Dad. You're a fucking liar. This is my point. I think it's going to backfire and she's going to make bullshit. I'm just going to the dentist. It's fine, Dad.

Don't worry about it. Magic's not real. But, yeah. So this movie, without giving away too much, is kind of predicated upon the idea of, let's call it like a weird family tradition that also then manifests itself in like hunting and trying to kill a person. Correct. Well said. It's some intense shit, but as we started to joke about it,

we were thinking about like sometimes family traditions are just the absolute goddamn worst. I imagine that you have been in a situation where you are meeting a new girlfriend or something like that, and part of you during this meeting the family, you're like, I wish you guys were just hunting me with a crossbow right now. It would be better. It would be better to be hunted by a crossbow

than to deal with your weird family tradition. Well, you know, I can't... Man, I've really been, so not to pat myself on the back too much, but I've, anyone I've dated seriously has been a genuinely good person. And consequently, like most of their family has been all right too. You know, I did, when I was a lot younger, I did, and again, this is going to sound like I'm starting to, you know, I've got a religious hangup.

But I don't. But the girl I was dating was Mormon and I was very young. I was in my early 20s. She wasn't – she was sort of not Mormon but her parents were Mormon. They were everyone. You're not kind of – I was raised this way. Yeah, yeah, yeah. But parents, you're not kind of Mormon.

You're Mormon. You're Mormon. Yeah. And it was the first time I was like, oh, I think her parents don't really like me that much. Like it was – because I don't know. I get along good with parents in general and it was the first time I was like, oh, I think our parents don't really like me then. Like it was – because I don't know. I get along good with parents in general and it was the first time where I'm like, I think they're really maybe not happy that I was – they weren't awful. They were OK. I think it was just something they had to accept slowly and they did while we lasted.

Maybe they – did they want to hunt you with a crossbow? I'm sure they wish I was dead. I think they're all – like anything weird like that –. This one is not really based on religion in the movie. But the – like we had my family – I mean if you're not into religion, this shit is going to blow your mind. This is weird. My family did this thing on New Year's where it's – my great-grandmother would bring out a Eucharist. And it's like a loaf of Eucharist, not even like the little cut-up chips version, like a whole big loaf of it.

And you'd break it and then like she would put it on your tongue and like wish you happiness in the new year but like in a weird way and then it was on you to get the bread and go give you the next person and like i i remember i was younger when it was happening and culty i remember having like uncles with new girlfriends i'm like there's no way she's comfortable with this. She wants to go hide in the elevator type deal, whatever. It's – I don't know. The dumb waiter. The dumb waiter.

God damn it. The dumb waiter. And just when you meet new families like that, it's – I think oftentimes the best case scenario, it's like we're going to get hunted. I got a buddy who – and this family, his wife was like wonderful and they sung songs at Thanksgiving and would dial up people who weren't there on the iPad and just like hold them like a dinner place at the table. And he had to like sing and talk to an iPad. And he was like a normal – like one of my guys' guys. And I was like, how was it, man? He was like, it was really fucking weird, dude. Like we were talking to iPads in the middle of, we were singing songs to iPads in the middle of Thanksgiving. But yeah, I feel like I'd sign up for maybe a, a battle to the death and some of these weird things.

I don't want to, I don't want to shit on religion too hard because I will, I will say on the flip side, you know, my wife and they're my friends too, but as a very, you know, very Christian religious, some friends. And we've like gone to dinner at their house and do say grace. And it's lovely. It's not something I'm going to do regularly, but in the right context, I'm happy to embrace. You just let it go too. You don't have to like make a stink about it. No, no.

I'll also, I'll jump in. Let's do it. Let's see what we're thankful for. Let's, you know, it's okay. It can be nice. So the movie does get pretty, pretty wild. Yeah. Pretty crazy shit.

I mean, just what, what is even like acting in a movie like that? It's gotta be pretty intense. Yeah. You know, I'm, um, without giving it anything away, this is the craziest part I'm not really in, which is also my favorite part, so it's kind of a shame. I think I can imagine that part. But it's, you know, I think

it's really fun, and I think that oftentimes in horror, sometimes horror directors not to pigeonhole, these directors are phenomenal. They'll go on and do many things besides horror, but that's where their bread and butter's been. They're the lightest, loveliest people.

And I think, you know, in the nicest sets, and sometimes a good comedy is super tense. Interesting. Yeah, so I mean, not to say that that's the rule, but in my experience, oftentimes, horror sets are actually more light-hearted so fun i have a theory i have a theory that like uh a movie like this or like hostile or saw something's got to be a little wrong with you to make up a movie like that man

there's some demons deep down if you're writing that script and you're producing i mean where do you come up with some of these ideas and some of this shit? It is, there does get a point, yeah, I would agree. I would say that at a certain point, I mean, have you ever been like, witnessing, like thinking about creative ways to decapitate a night and day for hours on end? Yeah, eventually some darkness is creeping in. Yeah. But again, perhaps I'm not, you know, as a therapy, that's the way to excite.

Just get it out and not do it. But no, I mean I've worked with people and I've worked with people where their work is – I don't see the connection and then eventually I do. I see the – for better or worse. You know, I do think that whatever you write, your morals do come out and your values, whether you intend them to or not, your worldview will emerge. Yeah. But, you know, look, I mean, I'm,

I think we could do with a lot less violence in our culture, Hollywood included. Did you think? At the same time, I also get a primal thrill out of it. It's not that I'm immune to the charms of it. I love it. There's a reason why, of course.

When I first saw the trailer for this, I feel like I saw a trailer for The Haunter around the same time, and at its base, I think they're kind of comparable movies where rich people partaking in a ritualistic fucked up thing. Yeah, literal class warfare. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Did you think – what do you think of them like pulling that? I get it actually. I mean not in terms of pressure from conservatives, whatever. But I get how raw everyone is right now. I feel similarly. And how reminiscent that movie, which looked quite good, I have to say. Yeah, it did. Again, the charms of it.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's pretty sick. Yeah, but it's not the right – it's just not the right time in the same way that 9-11 movies had to switch releases. And that happens a lot and unfortunately for them they're probably you know probably won't release be released in theaters because it's too similar to a mass shooting and unfortunately even if they tried to put it out in six months there's another one there's a mass shooting that month i was just saying that today about the they canceled the video game um tournament uh-huh it's like well what the next time you're gonna have it which i have it? I think it's silly to blame that in general.

But also, it's like, that blows my fucking mind. The problem is, it's going to happen again. I've thought about it in terms of this movie. I'm splitting hairs here, but it's like, the weaponry is more antique. I was thinking the same thing. It makes a difference, though.

It's one more degree removed from the images we're seeing and the hyper-violent, you know, the way in which people are being killed right now. But don't get me wrong, I'm of two minds about it, very conflicting minds. And, you know, like I said, it's like, on one hand, there's a poster, I don't know if you've seen the poster, like I said, it's like on one hand there's a poster. I don't know if you've seen the poster that I'm on.

It's like the whole cast is on this sort of Indiana Jones type, you know, like sort of throwback poster. And it's the coolest poster I've ever been on, you know. And it's like – and I'm prominently featured and it's awesome and I'm very proud. And at the same time I'm holding a gun. We're all holding guns more or less. And I'm very conflicted. And I do feel like there will be a time in I'm holding a gun. We're all holding guns more or less. And I'm very conflicted. And I do feel like there will be a time in the future.

I mean, look, I think the gun thing is ridiculous. And I think I can already see it. I think it's absurd that it's going to take as much time as it is to pass stuff. And I can already see in the future, be it 10 years, 20 years, you see pictures of these people with AR-15s at a grocery store. And it's going to be like a doctor selling cigarettes. You know, it's like, you know, I mean, it's just, it's so absurd.

It's so, so absurd now, but like future, a future generation will just, their minds will be blown. I'm happy this even happened, yeah. And I also think we should start getting to a place where Hollywood has a responsibility too of like, you know, I've said this before, but like in the same way cigarettes like, I think we should get to a place, and I know I'm, I love this movie, let've said this before but like in the same way cigarettes like i think we should get to a place and i know i'm i love this movie let me just say but like eventually we're

like and no guns in outdoor advertising no you know like i just think we can scale back the um exposure fetish you know fetishizing of this stuff because you know i grew up in my parents my mom was i praised her for this she didn't buy us toy guns but we made them out of paper rolls and still walked around shooting each other it's just like ingrained in our culture and I get it I get it, it appeals

to me too, but you know, so do cigarettes right, you know they're pretty cool for a while man I get it, guys look cool smoking for a while, man. I get it. Guys look cool smoking cigs. No, I know. I know what you mean.

To bring it back to a little more lighthearted, we were giving Seth Cullen a hard time, but I also feel like I got to give him some props because I feel like he kind of made nerd culture kind of sexy. He was like a sexy, like girls were liking the nerd for maybe not the first time, but certainly one of the more popular times. You're like nerd chic. Yeah, it was an alternative to the jock. Yeah.

Alternative to the hyper-masculine guy. Like to be honest, I'm one of the few people who didn't grow up watching the OC and when I told people which character was coming in, I saw the girls geeking out and then I looked and I was like no it's the it's not that one it gotta be the other guy right it's like it felt like it it's cool that it was like a a total departure from the you know the cliche yeah yeah yeah no i mean i think that character's been around but certainly not in teen soap operas not marketed to teens for their wall that was right when i was like if i had to pick – if you ask like when I was a little younger, who like – not character but just like even like – like I wanted to be Adam Brody I think. It wasn't even – it wasn't Seth Godin. It was like – this is kind of like the quieter guy who is always – he had the quip and

he was always like the funny guy. I was like that's – like I love doing Grind. Hey. There you go, man. That's funny. That movie is – it's got an audience. I'll just say that. It's really like it's a generation. It's a cult that's funny. That movie has got an audience. I'll just say that. It's unbelievable.

There's a cult that's around it. I'll still go back. I'll probably go back and watch Grind like once every six months. Man, unbelievable. He likes it a little more than some people. I mean, here's what I'll say about it. Listen, with all due respect, it's like, first of all, I had so much fun making it. It is so bad.

And I knew at the time. I mean, I didn't know Illusion. so much fun making it. It is so bad. But, and I knew at the time. I mean, I didn't know Illusion. I was 22 making it. I'm like, this sucks. But, like, I'm having so much fun, and I did grow up skating, and I surf very avidly, and I still do. But I think the thing, and I grew up worshiping surfing in the same way, and surfing is a very privileged sport.

You have to live by the ocean. You know, skating is for everyone. And I feel like in the same way that, like, I've seen no movie more than North Shore. I don't know if you're familiar. It's in the 80s. It's karate. It's 1987.

They just took the Karate Kid story and put it on the North Shore of Oahu. Surfing. It was Universal Pictures, but it's not, most people outside of surfing don't know, but any surfer fucking knows this movie more than Point Break. And like I said, I've seen that movie probably 100 times, so much more than I've seen any artistic – and because I was a kid, I surfed, and Hollywood didn't make those movies.

And so Grind for me is like – I've just seen like so many kids skate. They're in junior high, and they got to go to a movie theater and see a movie about skateboarding that they never you know that just just even though it's every 10 years even though i'm like it's not good i don't know what you're talking about i haven't even mean it's not good my world's shattering right now it's an awesome movie well i haven't seen it in fairness and you know it really holds going on 20 years so great it was like it was like my I went from Brink to Grind. Brink? Brink, yeah.

It was a Disney Channel movie with Taylor Von Detten. I don't know. I didn't know how to skateboard. Skating movie? No, it was rollerblading. Aggressive in line. Well, I did. Do you ever, Rad?

I'm older than you guys. Rad. I know of Rad. BMX. It's the BMX karate kid, also from the 80s. They had the template. They were working it. You said, like, I know it sucked, which, again, I disagree with.

But do you have – we had Ken Jeong in here a little while ago, and we were talking about Vampire Suck, which is a movie, and he just laughed and goes, that was my fucking yacht movie. Like, I knew that was garbage, but I wanted a yacht. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do you have a movie where you're like, I knew. I guess Grind is it. No.

That was for the culture. I wasn't making yacht money. That's my point there. I think I got paid scale, but it was still pretty cool to be in a Warner Brothers movie. Go to a premiere at the Man's Chinese Theater. But yeah, I do things for money.

It's, you know, it's lovely, actually. It's like a great, I'm very, very, very fortunate to be able to do that. And for the longest time, I didn't even think too much about it because I was in a, the money was so great for my age already that I was like, I don't have to consider this. This is such good. I'm not, and now, you know, I have a family, I'm older, kind of trying to get a nest egg and, um, and it's a bigger consideration now. And in some ways it's nice because I feel like I have more control weirdly right now in that department than creatively in some ways, you know, I feel like I can go easier. And again, this is an embarrassment of riches, literally.

But like, I can easier go make money than I can be in something good that I really like for sure. I get lucky in this movie. I really like a lot. And I'm actually like on a nice roll right now where I like a lot of the stuff I'm doing. I'm very fortunate. But I can't snap my fingers and make that happen. And even for the next one, I don't know when it'll come.

I'll get another good job, but I can't make it happen today. I'll just get a call in four months, you know, hopefully. That must be like really tough to – because even like sometimes we'll have to do something like you don't want to do here. And it's like, ah. And I feel like you're just doing it for an hour where you guys can – I mean it takes you months to do it. Yeah, it's true. But I will say, you know know filmmaking and tv making is both very fun and tedious you know there's a lot of tedium about it but that's every job even

the most thrilling even if you're in the nba i'm sure it gets very tedious yeah everything becomes work yeah and at the same time it's like it's a charmed life and you know it's it's pretty fun you still get to be creative in the framework. And sometimes, you know, I do my best acting, I would almost say, the worse it is because I'm figuring out how to say this and make it palatable. You know what I mean? And in a way, I have the ability to make it a lot better. If it's already good, I don't need to do much. You know, I can kind of walk in and it's easy to say and mostly, and like the work's done for me, you know, but like making something better and kind of fixing it is, is a thrill all its own.

And, um, and you know, you meet a lot of good people and, and I don't want to seem like I'm better than some of the things I've been in either. I mean, I'm, I'm a tool and I can, I can work in a lot of, I mean, I don't mean a – A tool. I mean more of a literal tool that I can – you can use me in a lot – I can work in a lot of spaces. Let's go with versatile or something. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Versatile. Don't run around calling yourself a tool. You still surf?

I surf all the time. Yeah. I surf all the time, yeah. I didn't for about 10 years. In pretty much all my 20s i didn't when i moved to la and decided to be an actor what's that what made you stop just work you know no i kind of and even just like lifestyle and i was i was i was so serious about it in high school and then i so serious that i was just going to make it my life with no aim you know i wasn't

gonna be a pro surfer and i was like not that, not that brave or talented. But I was like, oh, I'll work in a surf shop, whatever. And then, you know, one semester in a community college, I was like, fuck this. This is not – I'm a pretty laid-back guy, but I need some more excitement. So on a whim, me and a friend, like two months premeditation, moved to LA. But I was from San Diego. It wasn't a big move to try and be an actor. It was like, let's just give it a year. I was going to reassess.

I was going to be very realistic. You know, didn't, hadn't acted, didn't know if I was good, but had an inkling and was going to take it from there. Anyways, I sort of was just like so enamored with LA, with like the idea of fucking reading, you know, like, like the idea of film and that whole other culture that I just wasn't concerned with surfing, nor did I live by the beach at that moment, but I just wasn't concerned, and I kind of tried to like almost like I really rebelled against it weirdly. And then I've come full circle, and in the last five years sort of moved back to the west side,

and it's really, really, really complimented my life now where I feel like the two 20-year halves of my life have dovetailed and they just work so well together. I'm a very happy man. That sounds like a pretty happy life. It is. I'm an actor. I make a bunch of money.

I surf. I'm in the sun. I've got a wife, this daughter. My wife got really into it too. Oh, that always helps she's served more hardcore than me now this whole last year

she's like very determined to get better and she's got a lot better and so is she going to be better than you um but you know

it's one of those things like you're not you know I've been doing it since I was a kid but I mean I feel like that's

something you almost like almost have to do as a kid like it would be very hard to just like drop into the water and do it I commend her for doing that it's like so foreign but I will say that's something you almost have to do as a kid. It would be very hard to just drop into the water and do it. I commend her for doing that. It's so foreign.

But I will say she's going like three, four times a week. And the progress has been really – I mean she's like blown people away. What's that – the famous surfer documentary? It was like the coolest thing I've ever seen. It was about Kelly Slater and like the whole pro tour. It was like – Was it recently on HBO? Yeah. The Moment on HBO? Yeah.

The momentum generation? Yeah. Man, I watched that and I was ready to ditch it all. I was like, ah, fuck everything. The job, the family. I'm going west with a surfboard. I'm going to become a surfer. That was awesome.

That's the specific generation I grew up watching, too. The other sport that I'm really into, and it's the only other sport I'm into, I don't know a thing about any other sport. Sorry, we don't talk about them here. Yeah, we don't really do sports. Really? Yeah, dead serious. This show, no.

Oh, okay. I was going to say boxing. I can talk about a lot of boxing. We definitely can talk about that. Wrong guys, dude. Barstool sports? Nah, man. Actually, there was that boxing match this weekend.

You were watching. I was like, what are you doing watching boxing? I wasn't watching boxing. It came across my Twitter, and I ripped a video. But the dude who, I don't know who it was, but he got knocked down three times in a single round, and people were, like, praising his bravery. I was like, come on, man. You've got to know this. You suck at this.

Throw the towel. Like, that has to be the worst. It was, like, people just – the guy just kept landing one punch in his ribs, and he just dropped down again. Boxing is not a sport for me. I'm more of a surfer. I don't do either, but if I had to pick, it would have gone to my head. Yeah, that's kind of – I know.

I did – for like a decade, really, I boxed. It was like my main form of workout. But not – Wait, like workout or like you would – No, no. I sparred like probably 20 times. More than me. Again, very particular about who I'm sparring with

you know like I wasn't really and I would test myself but dip my toe in you know and same with surfing I mean look you can

you can die you know I don't I'm not gonna die because I'm not going you know my bravery

is less than my skill level actually you know I would say that like most people of my skill level will surf bigger waves would say that most people of my skill level will surf bigger waves than I will. Smart man.

You got a lot going for you, bro. You don't have anything to prove. Just take it easy. We appreciate you coming through, man. Thanks. Ready or Not is the movie. It's out August 21st. It's a wild ride.

A lot of fun. Scary, creepy, thrilling. I give it a strong recommend. I was good. Sometimes we'll get screeners, and it'll be like, I gotta watch that. I was excited to watch this, and it'll be kind of like, ah, I've got to watch that. I was excited to watch this, and it did not disappoint me. Great, great.

My pitch is, you know, if you like the trailer, you'll love the movie. There you go. But you've got to like the trailer. I think you'll like the trailer. All right. All right, stop, man. Thank you. Turn around.

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