KFC Radio - Joe Rogan Refused to Meet Kamala Harris For an Interview Outside of Austin - Full Episode

Episode Date: October 31, 2024

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I think Kamala's campaign is like... I think both sides have every right to say no. But in no world would Joe Rogan ever do that. And should he ever do that? No, but I don't think it's an unreasonable request by the Kamala campaign. I don't think it's unreasonable. I think you can make it. Like Alex Cooper went to them.

Yeah. Did she, though? Yeah. And they made a set for her? Yeah. It was in a hotel in Vegas. So I was wondering about that. Because she also just got shit for wearing her. that's wearing her alex's instagram said i watch a lot

of alex cooper i don't even i don't even watch it it's just like for some reason she's always like the first thing i'm like i don't interact with her i don't like her post we're not dming on the side but well it's probably because instagram looks at the rest of your interactions and thinks that you are a 20 something female so they just feed you it's like a top post every time and then i do i go through the carousel so i'm feeding into it yeah um this is what i mean about the fucking god damn algorithm is it alex cooper or call your daddy alex cooper um but yeah she she had posted i actually didn't watch the full take i think that i think that interview didn't end up happening where they when they were building a set in a Vegas hotel.

But I think they built one elsewhere. I think as big as Alex is, she still has more to gain by having Kamala Harris on her show though. For sure. I think that as much as she had a lot of really good guests on, that solidified where she's obviously trying to go is becoming this media media like queen not just like a podcaster and as big as she is like joe rogan is still i think several levels above that like i don't think that i think i think above but i wouldn't say several levels i think it's still pretty i think he's still pretty big he's massive i mean they're the two biggest podcasts but like i don't think it's like crazy i don't think it's insane i I don't think it's insane. I obviously don't know the numbers or anything like that, but I think I would consider them the two biggest podcasts in the world.

Right. I think he would still have a decent edge on her. But also, you do the Joe Rogan show. You know what I mean? He is the biggest show in the world. Yes. So you do the joe rogan show if you fly somewhere else and do it under a different time constraint and i'm sure content constraint you're not doing the joe rogan show why would he do that that was yeah no but i

also i completely i i think i think joe is certainly at the level where he can make the demands if you're doing my show we're doing in austin 100 that's completely fair if we were bigger we wouldn't do fucking hotel right junkets junkets and shit like that yeah we'd be like no you come to the studio but i i also have no like people mad at the combo campaign for being like well no that doesn't we don't think that's a good use of our time no i i i think more people are like how in the world would joe rogan turn down kamala harris and it's like, Joe Rogan. Yeah, no, he doesn't need that. He does not even remotely need Kamala Harris.

They were like, she is the sitting vice president. I'm like, bro, fucking BFFs turned down Kamala Harris. Jack Mack said no to Kamala Harris. Joe Rogan is supposed to bow down to Kamala Harris? Now, I do think if he's saying like i want to interview both presidents and one campaign is like look we're trying to get fucking votes we're on the road we're on the move we'd love to do it but you got to come to us i think it's a very fair demand as well totally but also i think when like i just said it i i fell into it like it's not a

demand it's we're just like i feel like headlines use those things where they're like look we're trying to get votes in pennsylvania or wherever the fuck they are if you come to us we'd love to do it but we don't have time to get down to texas i think i think if there was a i uh i would imagine there's also a hint of we want we want it to look like you're coming to us if it was a genuine like we just don't have time i would say that whatever else they're doing on the campaign trail is not as big or important as doing joe rogan if i was running the campaign i would say that whatever else they're doing on the campaign trail is not as big or important as doing joe rogan if i was running the campaign i would be like getting to reaching like a hundred million people in three hours is probably better than like the town hall you're doing i would

disagree with that i think being in a battleground state and i don't know what the fuck i'm talking about battleground state's gonna go listen to joe rogan yeah but before they go to like a but like in the final week of a yeah before they go to like a but like in the final week of a campaign you're trying to like boost morale and like get everyone excited to go vote and i think i think oh i again this is what i think i don't know anything i think you're going on the opposition's podcast and i think you're probably you're probably factoring well so how many votes am i picking up there what i lose so So if they were like, I am too busy, or I want it, but we're busy, I think it's more like we're going to give you terms that we know you're going to turn down.

I don't know about that either. Because then she doesn't have to do it, and I don't think Joe would really give – Look, ultimately they want to win the presidency. They're doing what they think is the best to win the presidency. I think turning down Joe would look bad. Yeah, I don't like they're that they're doing what they think is the best to win the presidency i think turning down joe would look bad yeah i don't think they're turning i think if they thought that gave them the best chance to win the presidency they'd do it but i i think they're doing it in a way like not they don't have to do it without being like we said no like they know joe rogan's not gonna do an hour-long show in a hotel in fucking wherever

yeah so you it's like it's like uh it's like what the mets used to do with their free agents they're like we tried it's like you offered him four years 58 million dollars yeah he got 250 million dollars you know what i mean it was like you didn't actually yeah yeah so you presented it in a way where it's like we were trying to make it work it just didn't work because we we might we think that maybe three hours with the guy who is a republican you know i actually think joe rogan it's not even him it's his list how many listeners are we gonna get how many how many how many people are gonna get well i mean i don't think any of this shit works to be honest i don't i don't know anybody who even i mean i know there's millions and millions of people who listen to the podcast but i don't think i know any of them oh yeah i

mean either you know it's like i saw the clips of donald trump on joe rogan but i don't think anybody i mean i i i know there are tons of people that do right in my world but i guess maybe you go across the middle middle america and some of these other states it's like oh it's the first thing we did uh do we know what the response from that interview was uh i even like nothing yeah like like which is there was the one clip where he said like the media loves me like the media responds to me more often than anybody else and i don't know why and joe was like i know why it's because you say crazy shit all the time that was the only clip i saw that was like something poignant that came from it i think it did do let's pull up the youtube i'm sure it did 75 million views i'm sure

it's i saw a lot of clips obviously i have an algorithm catered towards me but i saw a lot of clips posted from liberal people. Making fun of it? Not even making fun of it. I think Trump said he's going to get rid of taxes as a whole, like get rid of income tax. That's the other thing. You go on their show and you're just like, just say whatever the people want to hear. As the tax guy, what do you think about that?

I actually think that's kind of low. I just think the people who are like, it's like, it sounds like the people who are mad at Joe Rogan want it to happen and they cannot fathom that Joe Rogan would turn down. They're like, Stephen Colbert came home early from vacation to do an interview with Kamala. It's like,

well then good for fucking Stephen Colbert. I don't think this guy, this guy is like, he has made his, he, as I hate that he became political joe rogan and i think we lost him because like once you once you become this big and you do get embroiled in this shit i don't even blame him for becoming political because like he's got to defend himself and his show and you just get caught up in these things but he he was like the the standard for just just like, he made his own,

his own platform and own program became probably like a billionaire now and does not need anybody. No, he does not like, he's not on the take. He doesn't need any platform. He doesn't need any lobbyists, like whatever. And so it's like,

I don't know. Go fuck yourself, dude. Like if Donald Trump said the same thing, you probably would. I mean, I would have liked to seen if Donald made similar requests, if he would have like ran to Daddy Trump, then it would be like, but I don't think he would. I think he'd be like, this is the Joe Rogan show. It's the biggest in the world.

If you want to use it for political gain, you come do it. I don't I don't like bow down to anybody. But I don't I don't know. To me, this story is a complete nothing burger. Both people are doing what they think is the best for them. Joe Rogan thinks the best show done is in Austin, Texas. Completely fair. It's his show.

Kamala's campaign thinks that their best chance to win the presidency is still on the road. They could be wrong. We don't know. I think it's more the people talking than either of the actual sides. I bet Joe and Kamala, if they were to run into each other, would say that. You know, just like – He wants to put on a show. She wants to win presidency.

They both are doing what they want to do or think is the best way to do that. Right. I just can't believe the – like, I mean, never in a million years would that happen. I don't think for like anybody when you're at that level. Like imagine Joe – like his whole whole it would be like crazy it would be crazy to do that when you have the level of show he has if you were just like in a in like a fake fucking studio all of a sudden yeah i i don't i don't think it's crazy but if he doesn't think it's the best thing then don't do it yeah i i think that would set a a bad precedent i think

he's pretty aware of of those things you know what i mean like you can't then you can't i think he definitely gets not gets off gets off it's a strong way to put it but it's a it's it's a power play for for in every single interview it's a power play when dave portnoy has to fly there because you're sitting on my fucking show right and but i just think there's very few people in the world who who can like say no to that and he's you know at the top of the list yeah but i just think there's very few people in the world who who can like say no to that and he's you know at the top of the list yeah so i just can't i just can't believe anybody thinks that well there's a lot of people who can say no to it a lot of people have we just listed them yeah yeah yeah right right well i think that's also i think uh

there are certain people you do that for and certain people you don't do it for, you know? What do you mean? I don't think that Kamala Harris is that big of a thing. I, I would, I would disagree with that. I would think any vice president is, but it's not my, like for me,

I would go to a vice president. If I, if I wanted, I don't want to do it, but if I was a person who had political people on shows, I would go to the vice president, but that's, I'm a small fish.

Yeah. I just don't know if she's the one to to uh compromise your show for that's what i would say yeah that's fair because yeah i think there's other times or other elections maybe but this one i would uh i almost could see like view wise though it being like people are more curious about like i feel like the people who want to who like watch joe rogan would want to watch the kamala harris one even more yeah all the way because that's like the the there's more interest that come from that there's gonna be more like because those are like two opposites talking in a way yeah so i almost feel like i i i wouldn't be surprised if he was like eager to have her on

because i think that that would go more viral than the trouble it's almost like new year's eve like you know how you expect new year's eve to be like the best day ever and whatever it's like that's like trump being on yeah but then it's kind of like the rogue come on yeah yeah the random one i wonder if uh i i wish they did it just to see who did more views and how petty whoever wins would get you know i think it would kill donald trump if kamala's podcast got more views and i think it would for like that description of like i i probably can script how a donald trump joe rogan conversation would go i don't really know how kam donald trump joe rogan conversation would go i don't really know how a kamala yeah and joe rogan conversation would go so i'd probably be more eager to tune in for that sparks like

um but yeah 40 40 million i would have guessed it's like in like the 60s and 70s only been four days so i guess i'll get there i don't know um but the uh but it's more it's it's probably more press for both of them yeah it's probably like more more talk is coming out of not doing it than doing it and i don't think that you know it matters at this point when anybody's actually saying because nobody says anything it's it's hard i would imagine it's hard to to say nothing like these people do for three straight hours it's one thing when you're doing like quick sound bites and you just do your speaking points but if it's a three-hour conversation and you got to just

keep on hitting them with nothing that would be impressive if you can do word salad for three hours you got my vote because that that is impressive filibustering right there you know what they should have done is something like you know you're here at ufc for well you know your ufc 355 is in this town and we happen to be there at the same time like let's do it there and it feels like it's a uh a neutral ground thing rather than like you get on a plane and fly to me yeah because then maybe it could have happened without either side like capitulating but i think it's too late now anyway i can't believe how much podcasts have become and like jd vance just slid right in he was like i'll do it i don't know i don't know if that's good or bad i don't know if that means anything either but

somebody's gonna take that spot so um how many views do you think he gets if trump gets 40 what does he get under 10 obviously i i mean i it's so weird for me because i i don't want to really hear from either of them but i can't imagine there's much like i need to hear what jd vancouver's yeah you know it's like it's because it's not it's not even about like any of these people anymore it's just about like what they represent yeah i don't i really don't want to hear from kamala harris it's just that she represents that side so you gotta hear from her and jd vance is the guy they chose i don't know that that that but it's getting did you see do you hear uh trump shitting on tony

hinchcliffe no yeah he was like i don don't know, some fucking stupid comic who sucks. Whatever. I'm like, oh, yikes. That went south pretty quickly for Tony right there. That was a... I don't know if the no such thing as bad publicity applies in that sense. I think, I mean, he went into it i'm sure going i'm gonna make get attention like got attention yeah got attention the uh again like no one's offended i don't know

what i'm sure people are but like no one realistically is like how dare you say that i saw a megan kelly clip of all people who was like i'm not offended but it was seriously fucking stupid no she didn't say fucking but she was just like we are like trying to win this election we need women and latinos and like you had a bro a bro-tastic like bro fest and insulted latinos like what are you doing the i don't that i can understand not offended but just like that was so goddamn stupid the the stupid it's the only people you can be mad at is the trump campaign right like i don't get i don't know how realistic google i think it was daily beast someone had an article that they saw it they saw the speech and the only thing they took out was him calling kamala a cunt so they saw everything else and

then they were like that's all good we'll just use that you'll just use that. You can't call her a cunt. That's crazy. There's only one group of people to be mad at who ever read that fucking paper and was like, no one's going to get mad about any of this. He submitted those too. A lot of times these guys, when they have a live, they submit one thing and they say it out. I would imagine he submitted them all.

If he submitted, I'm calling Kamala Harris a cunt. He probably submitted the other ones. You're right. I know that when guys do a cunt. Yeah, you're right. You're right. You're right. You're right. Because I know that when guys do the SNL monologue, sometimes they go rogue. Yeah. Let's say one thing to do the other.

But yeah, you're right. If you're going to submit cunt, you're probably going to submit the Puerto Rico joke too. That's crazy, man. You know what the craziest thing was? I heard that Trump didn't take the stage until four and a half hours into that event that's crazy that's yeah i mean if you're sitting there you're and you're like waiting for trump and it's like all right like all right cool like i saw tony hinchcliffe at the at the roast like all right like oh i don't know about that one and then it's like okay now here's hulk hogan okay and then it's like three hours go by,

four hours go by. He's still out there. And then he goes out there and just like, just does the dance and wings it. What am I doing here, bro? What am I doing here? I was surprised to see that there was that many people considering the,

the, the picture you showed me in Atlanta that like nobody was there. That was crazy. And up here is like, it's like the whole world is just flip-flops you got new yorkers packing out the garden and like the the whatever atlanta stadium that was was like although you never those pictures can always be misleading too it's like that could be the beginning or the end it was in that video was an hour in so that's like pretty smack in the middle of it i mean i live because then you look

at that it's like all right well i don't know that does look full right by msg and like it was i there was like so much foot traffic that i couldn't even get near msg i was i was in in town for the real big show that night was at out of order oh yeah yeah we were getting beers beforehand and there were like a bunch of maggot shirts and stuff like that in a bar not i mean, not far from MSG, but not that close either. I mean, the garage I park in touches MSG, and I was trying to get there. And I had a pretty good inkling I wasn't going to, but I asked the cop, like, you know, I parked near the garden.

Is there anywhere I'm going to get to? And he was like, no. No shot, bro. Who do you think is going to win? I think Kamala's going to win. That's also a biased opinion. I cannot explain how much. I don't know.

Yeah. I think it's actually pretty even. It feels even. But I don't know either. I think... The only, again, the only logic I've used is you lost by 7 million votes.

In that time, you got found liable for sexual assault and found felon 34 times times or 34 counts of felony. Logic would dictate that. It's pretty hard to make up 7 million votes like that. But we'll see. Yeah, I know. Logic.

I just don't know if logic dictates anything anymore. But it's also, I think, is it's been a decade. I think Steam's right. Like, if it was new, you'd be like, all right, we can make up votes. Like, it's the same person running the same game. It's the same stick. Yeah, well, I think that was kind of Megyn Kelly's point, too. It was like, you've got to switch up the playbook a little bit here.

You've already got your base, dude. You don't need to worry about that one. Worry about something else for a change. I honestly don't think it's going to be close, but we'll see. Who knows? Really? Yeah. change i i i did i i don't i honestly don't think it's going to be close but we'll see who knows really yeah i i feel like i uh if it's not close then the media really is like crazy because i feel like but it's not just the media it's everyone like like it's also like i saw on the other day like uh well on twitter you do you have that fucking polymarket ad all the time polymarket is like um

peter teal owns it it's like a one of those it's like a i don't really know how it works but you can gamble on stuff like this i don't know how the legality of it works all that stuff but and then like polymarket is an ad for me all the time on twitter and it's like that had trump is like an 88 chance to win or something like that and it's like well that's just fake but but when i was thinking about it's like if you look at like elon musk's the world and rfk and even like all the comedians that are like in our world have pretty much made their their opinion known like there's a lot there's a lot of people endorsing i guess either side where it's like i don't know who has the most influence but i feel like there's a you know there's a lot of people who who would you say the biggest kamala supporters most pop like they're i guess it's

like the rest of they're not like the loudmouths really it's just like the rest of hollywood like george clooney yeah like the brad pitt leonardo caprio and then on this the other side it's it's so funny that we grew up in this world where and i know obviously it's probably pretty clear who my candidate is but like we grew up in this world where like shut the fuck up celebrities and now like every podcast just like stumping for a politician i know i know it's like that that was the whole the whole point was that it wasn't that sort of shit yeah 60 has a 60 percent chance versus connell with 34 i guess i guess i guess you know these things are like there's just enough of these things and these like these celebrities and these celebrities this market and this market this chart and this chart

that i'm like i don't know i see i see both sides of it all the time so i have no fucking clue yeah but i i just don't really base it on that yeah base it on like yeah what you said logic yeah but i just don't even know what yeah i i guess logic doesn't always prevail but yeah logically it would be a pretty big surprise yeah it's hilarious by the way what will trump say during green bay wisconsin rally you can bet on these things individual words why would he say women's sports wisconsin 25 plus times that's border border 20 plus times that's a lot that's a lot imagine like waging on that and then he's selling in the front row

and just you keep being like where are you you? Where are you? What great state are we in? Say it again, President Trump. God, four plus times? I feel like these are him. Like, why would he say tampon? That should be huge money. Wee heath. Imagine if you're sitting there and Donald Trump's like, ah, take your tampon out.

You're like, oh, yeah. Like Meek Phil. Plus 675. Let's go. Well, tampons for a tampon out. Oh, yeah! Like Meek Phil. Plus 675! Let's go! Well, tampons for tampon Tim. Is that his nickname? That's what they call it. Tim Walls, yeah.

Gotcha. I'm sure if you threw a tampon on stage, you'd be like... Is that a fucking tampon? Yeah. That counts. That counts. I'm going to sit Shiva today. Yeah.

I'm sitting Shiva. You are sitting Shiva which means that's like the Jewish form of awake oh so that family of the dead guy

invited me to the wake so I'm gonna go right after this it's actually about to start so it's from 4 to 8 so you said that with a lot more like positivity

than I great great movie about Shiva this is where I leave you unbelievable movie what's that it's just a movie movie what's that it's just a movie but it's a it's a crazy cast it's fucking tina fey timothy oliphant jason bateman um adam driver uh god there's someone else too it's a crazy cast it's a fun movie

jane fonda roseburn connie britt are they all sitting shiva that's a crazy cast. It's a fun movie. Jane Fonda, Rose Byrne, Connie Brady. Are they all sitting in Sheva? That's like the setting? Yeah. I think it's their dad died. The Jews have got it down. They do death the way it's done. Get you in the ground, get the shit over with,

done. You're buried by the second day. 24 hours you gotta be buried. And then afterwards you do a night of shiva and you are finished that was when i couldn't we're like you know in the we'll do five sessions at the fucking funeral home a week after you're dead and then five days after that is the funeral it's like oh my god this guy's been dying for two weeks he's been dead for two weeks and we, and we're still looking at his body. This is crazy.

But, yeah, the Jews really have got it down. I was just listening to a podcast, actually, that it was, like, an episode from this doctor guy. And I, like, accidentally started listening to it. But then it was talking about near-death experiences and how, like, all the – they did a study on like all the people with near, near death, near death experiences. And like all of them, even though they don't know, they would all say like the same things. And it's so interesting. Like they all say that there's like a tunnel and then like, there's some like orbs of light

that you just like know and like you feel whatever. But it's so crazy that it's like that's like the same thing that everyone does ayahuasca talks about seeing that mother yeah exactly exactly but i also think that i feel like those things become you're thinking about it yeah you're manifesting it yeah but then they were saying what you're manifesting it but you know about it so then once you but then so then they said because like the first half of it was like how do you deal with all the skept then, so then they said, because like the first half of it was like, how do you deal with all the skeptics and everything?

And by the end of like the first half, you're kind of like, okay, I believe this guy. Because it's, a lot of it's like the language in which people use, like they'll interview people from third world countries and like they don't have tunnels there because they don't have like the infrastructure to know what a tunnel is even.

So then they'll just say like a well describe the same they'll describe it they'll just use like different language it's obviously like using whatever they know to describe it's not like they've heard something from like a podcast or something and they all ultimately like describe the same thing and it's just it's interesting like it their differences are crazy al pacino says nothing yeah yeah patrino died he's like there's no light there's no nothing yo that's such a dick move if you if you almost died and you've had somehow contra incontrovertible proof that there's nothing to just come back and tell people that is so fun yeah i know just keep that shit to yourself man let everybody have a little bit of hope let billions of people who believe in some shit

just fucking believe it don't just fucking yuck that's the ultimate yuck in there yum bro there's nothing he he also he had a great interview he also uh they asked him like how how often he sees his like couple month old son and he was like, we text a bit. He's like slumped over in the chair and he's like, yeah, we text occasionally. I got something to tell you, Al. It's not him. You're not talking to me.

It's that 26 year old girl you were begging, pretending to be a boy, a little baby. You're actually getting catfished by your own kid my uh like my best friend went to the cat skills a couple weeks ago and deniro walked in and uh he had like a 45 minute conversation with deniro he like he was they were just like holy shit like robert jr was sitting like right next to us and it was him and his wife and their like little baby and they kind of left him alone they like didn't go up to him or anything they just were like living their life and both trying to eat and manage the kid or whatever and he came over to them and was like how old are you how old's the kid no way and they just had like a 45

minute conversation like about life and kids and shit like that i was like that's fucking crazy he's up there he's if you're talking about he's a big comic guy right yeah he's another one he uh he uh he was like you know my my friend was like i'm turning 40 this week and like you know i'm old i'm an old dad and he was like bro you'll be fine he was like they I think they were both like chasing their little kids around the fucking restaurant. One of them's 89. One of them's 40. Fucking crazy.

But that, I mean, I was like, he just casually was like, yeah, guess who? Like I talked to you. I was like, you can't just like casually drop that on me. That's like one of the greatest stories of all time. You can make a movie about that shit. 45 minutes with De Niro. Just talking life. It's crazy. Say hi to can social tonics you know what for the first time in a while we're recording this at the end of the day so your boy's gonna crack one uh it is a can social tonic they

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Oh, what? There's like nowhere else. There's a couple specs here and there. I guess there's enough around the rest of the world to be like it could happen elsewhere, but it's like this is just a whole bunch of Americans lying. You know what this is going to be like? In

340 years? Witch trials. So true. This is going to be like the witch trials. They made a pretty big fucking deal out of that, huh? Wait, can you go to, can you change the date there? Can you go to 1938?

Because I would like to see when 1930, when that War of the Worlds shit must have been, people must have been pissed at that, man. What? You know the whole story of the World of Worlds? It was read live on radio, and then people thought it was all real. Yeah, it was just like they treated it like it was real,

and so everyone was like, oh my God. And then at the end they were like, it was a show. That's crazy. Imagine if you just turned on CNN and they were just like, they've blown up the White House. And they're like, nah, it's just a joke. So wait, go to 1906 though. So there's none.

There's none until... So they pop up right here. And it looks like there's one in Alabama. Those might be the ones I believe the absolute most. There's like five across Canada and America. I would maybe believe those more than anything. Because once you get to War of the... Oh, yeah.

There's a couple in Europe. Once you get to War of the Worlds, people are making their own shit up. And then once the the roswell shit happens it's like oh yeah yeah totally totally i saw that totally bro me too me too me too but i mean it is where the most attention whores live yeah that's where the biggest loud fucking mouth do you think that america is the most attention whore yeah oh yeah what was that tweet Greer read this morning? It was about the fucking Costco people.

And it was like feeding your kid or feeding a stranger's kid double chocolate chump cookies from Costco until you get big enough to become a pro wrestler sounds like something people made up about America, but it's just true. Wait, that guy made an appearance at the WWE? I don't know. I just heard something about wrestling. I didn't know if he was actually a wrestler or wants to be a wrestler or whatever. But I feel like it's about time for these people to go away. I think it's about time.

I'm trying not to be mean, but they need to go the fuck away. I'm usually very pro. Catch a wave. Hang on one second. KFC Radio's a boom. KFC Radio got a boom. KFC Radio got a boom. Oh, that's true.

I wasn't here for the boom. I take it back. If they gave us a boom. What's his name? Jimmy Fallon was like not having it. If you watch this episode. No. He was like, he was playing along a little bit.

And then there were times where they'd be like we give it a boom and he was like yeah yeah boom okay it's a boom okay it's a boom like let's fucking get out of here i don't know someone in our group this morning said it was the funniest founds been in years um but i did not do big justice's hairline is bananas have you seen that kid's hair he's a straight up Dracula, man. His hairline comes in here. It's nuts. Oh, wow. Look at that thing, man. Look at that. That thing is

touching his eyebrows. Okay, first of all, don't. It's just Jackie's exact hairline. No, look at that one. The one in the blue, the teal shirt there's crazy that's like an it's a good yeah an m like touching his nose it's crazy um i recently went down a rabbit hole though and i will say that like double chocolate that scratches a part of my brain i'm like okay i get it these guys just made chocolate chip cookies theirs

yeah it's a bold move i mean i was I I almost caught myself though because I was like bro you're telling me that these guys just went on the internet talking about a universally loved food and made it their thing and I was like yeah that's impressive I know another guy who did that it's like I know uh who pretty much pays our paycheck maybe I won't bite the hand that feeds me. Stuff like this does make me, like, how do we know that we're not in a dream right now? Because, like, if I were to wake up and be like, I don't know, like, there's these guys who, like...

This does sound like a fucking dream. Whatever, yeah, like... I can't knock this little... The Rizzler is talented. I know it sounds crazy to say, but the Rizzler is fucking... He's done it with so much heart. He's, like, eight years old, and he's so confident on Fallon, and he's crushing the Rizzler is fucking – He's in love with so much heart. He's like eight years old, and he's so confident on Fallon,

and he's crushing the Rizzler phase. Because I do think, A, he might have a little something there, and B, he's probably the victim of abuse. But the other two can go, man. The other two can go. Because they're not – these are not all related, right? The Rizzler is just their buddy, right? Yeah, he's like Jason. These are not all related, right? The Rizzler is just their buddy, right? Yeah.

He's like Jason. Like, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Like if I'm the Rizzler, I'm going solo. I'm dropping. I'm dropping big justice. And what's the other

guy? What's the dad's name? AJ. You're out. You're right. You've been riding the Rizzler's coattails for too long.

Okay. Actually, that would be a good question. Who do you think? I mean, the boom is pretty popular, but the Rizzler, I think, was the guy. I think the Rizzler's got longevity. I think he'll be around for a while.

Pabst is like a fucking artsy director. He's like, the Rizzler's got it. You think when the Rizzler's like 25, he's going to be acting? Yeah, I think he's just going to cry. I think he's going to be one of those guys that gets an agent. He does everything the right way. Still goes to college, but he's like going to cry. I think he's going to be one of those guys that gets an agent, he does everything the right way, still goes to college, but he's like the fucking man.

You really spelled this out. This is fan fiction. This is more than fan fiction. Probably be a Stanford kid. I can see him going to TCU having fun down there. I mean, if he is one day doing real, imagine if he's doing Oscar award-winning acting.

Him and Timothee Chalamet are on camera. By the way, what a move by him going to his own. That's the good shit. When you're really famous and you do things like that, that's very cool. I saw someone put up a tweet that was like – I think it was actually the woman who wrote the gq article that really took it off um but it was like um what did it say it was like i can't get over this you know it was just a couple flyers in the east village saying timothy shall make contest and timothy actually showed up it sounds like something you'd hear about old hollywood and then it put and then they just went the people just demand whimsy. And I was like, I love that.

The people demand whimsy. He just kind of strolled up, too, right? And just put his arm around people. Yeah, no idea. He put it around one of the contestants, and the kid turned around like, what the fuck? I mean, some of the... The guy who put it on, you can see he's the guy in the ridiculous suit. He wrote a penny farthing to the event.

That's some kind of East Village NYU shit. Like, that is some old school New York, old school Hollywood. As far as he got, like, recognized, I would just be like, wow, that's a really close look. I think that's what, like, when the kid first turned around, it was like, oh, wow, this guy. I mean, he also didn't look quite, he had, like, he has a hat on and a. He put a mask on, too. Yeah, right. That guy recognizes it pretty quick. I wonder if it's like... If that guy walked by me, I don't think I'd be like,

that's Timothee Chalamet. The mustache and the hat? Depends where you are. You're in the East Village. You're probably not going to be like this. That's multiple Timothee Chalamets every day. Chalamet also... I would look for that like the long flowy hair he kind of looks like he has his hair cut and a mustache and a hat right now it's like

you're just a regular dude you look like fucking paz yeah that's a regular dude for sure that's that's him yeah i never would notice him but i wonder how much of it is like aura like you know like just famous people like you could just feel they just have the star quality. Yeah. Maybe like they're looking at him like you could just feel it. He's fucking the man, dude. I remember when when he first started dating Kylie Jenner, people were like kind of surprised. And then you kind of like find out his style and like and I was like, oh, yeah, no, no, no. That plays like there's a reason why he's fucking one of the baddest bitches in the world. Because he's got it like that.

Like I thought he was kind of like artsy fart he is like foo-foo artsy whatever but also knows how to like just be that dude yeah he really doesn't do it you were so ahead of your time i mean you wanted to fuck him but you were you were dropping timothy chalamet when i didn't even know like what the fuck Timothee Chalamet that's a crazy outfit what is that it was the that's crazy it was

I think it was the night after like the Oscars and he just he looked pretty at it and I was like I was like damn I'll fuck that dude

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That kind of reminds me of a thought I had the other day that everyone is lucky how stupid i am i think i'm i'm like i'm because i'm so dumb and so forgetful that i think it's like a gift i think of it i've convinced myself that my stupidity is a gift to strangers where because like you're not able to like you know like when you get really excited when you know about something and someone else doesn't, you get to tell them? Be it like something that you just genuinely care about that's old

or new news. Like, you're like, oh, you don't know about blank? And you're like, no. I'm that with everything. Like, I give that to every stranger. You don't know about squash? I'm like, what the fuck is squash?

You're just so uninformed that you can be informed about anything. Yeah, but tell me about it, man. You're like, oh, buddy, I fucking love this stuff. And then tomorrow I'll see you again. And you'll be like, so remember when I was telling you about blank? I'm like, I don't know. I don't remember that. And then you get to tell me again.

Staggeringly stupid. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You're welcome. I don't think I like explaining things to people not explaining but like when you get to break the news or tell breaking somebody on something like whatever you're passionate about i don't know about it yeah tell me about it well that's the thing it's like i'm not passionate about it well no i would i would say like the royal you like yeah whoever i'm talking oh yeah no i don't know what that is you start talking about your wacky shit.

Yeah, but then he doesn't care about that. No, that's why I'll forget and you can tell me again tomorrow. You can get all excited again tomorrow. He's a literal goldfish. How about this one, endorsing the Holocaust? Oh, my God.

What did you like about it? She was like like i stand by the holocaust i know i didn't say that i said i stand by the holocaust no that was the quote was it not the quote technically was i stand by the holocaust but the context was we were saying like what would you take back from history or something and it's not it's not online dude okay also the yeah so i said i was like what would you take back and i was like obviously like said something about the holocaust i so you were standing by your choice to get rid of it and then i said i stand by the holocaust and then like i like we all realized the sound bite and then i was like fuck and then i was like

no no no and then i was like dump. And then they dump buttoned me explaining. There's not a clip of this? I saw a clip of it. I mean, it might not be an official clip of it, but like somebody sent it to me being like, this is why Jackie's the third chair of KC Radio.

Oh my God, I literally want to kill myself. I was like, it's over. It's over. Let me find that real quick. No, no, no. I really can't.

Like the whole, I can't, I really, I'm not in the headspace to like watch myself today. She's going to cut it anyway. Yeah. Fuck, what was I just going to say?

What would I get rid of? I don't think I'd have an answer for that. Because one of those things where you're like, I don't know. The butterfly effect? We're pretty good right now. Yeah, you get rid of the Holocaust, you have no idea.

Maybe there was something where maybe Stalin fucking does something a hundred times worse. That's Black Mirror. That's the monkey's paw. That's the Twilight Zone. That's been done a million times before. Yeah, we were trying to figure out what bad person you could get rid of that would have the least blowback, the least butterfly effect. You know who I would get rid of?

That fucking Goombots from last night at the Yankee game. I was going to say they're here. If you want them to come in, they're right here. Are they here today? Yeah. Do you want to get them? Yeah. Apparently, Hugs had to break the news to him that he was banned.

They were like, we'll stop by before we go to the game. And I was just like, I don't think so. Are they here? Do you want to get them? Yeah, yeah, yeah. If they want to come in. I'm going to go ask Nick. I'm so interested in how they would ban you.

They're season ticket holders, so I'm sure that if you zap those tickets, you would know. Yeah. But otherwise, throw on a fucking hood and a hat, go in with the rush of traffic. Yeah, no, you can't. I'm banned from a lot of places. I go all the time. And they said something like, if you get caught, you'll be banned from life. And there will be legal, I think. I think they said there like, if you get caught, you'll be banned from life.

And there will be legal trouble. But I'm like, what's up? Oh, they're already gone? Fuck. I think they're going back to the stream. When I saw that his name was Capo Bianco, I was like, you got to be fucking kidding me. How about the fact that he's Gronk's college friend? Of course. I found a picture.

He zoomed out of here because he had to get to Billy's. He had to get to Billy's? Yeah, I'm sure. And then what? He's going back for the stream after Billy's? No, he's superstitious. He's like, I'll be at Billy's in my spot for the game. I respect that.

He came in here with a seltzer in hand. But it's like, I love the superstitious stuff. It's like, well, you were in the game last night. Yeah, yeah, yeah. What you need to do is attack Mookie Betts again. Good luck trying to do that again. Trying to keep that superstition alive. It's so funny how people have such...

By the way, wait, let me just say this real quick. The guys in the sunglasses and the sliding mitt, you see that? The teal thing? Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. Way worse than the main character. A dude who's wearing sunglasses at a night game with a sliding mitt is the biggest asshole in the fucking world the uh like amuki said himself he's like i'm fine he's fine no one cares like the feel like this is a disgrace

to the sport shut up and people were like he like if this happened in boston of course we would make him a hero people like people are it's like department it's like one guy lost you basically the world series the other guy like helped you yeah what it's like to me it was like the pats guy who's kind of before my time but the pet it was a snow game and he fucking just got on a snowmobile and went out there he obviously that was actually really fucking awesome. That wasn't Vinatieri. It was pre-Vinatieri. But whatever, for the field goal.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, it was like that absolutely affected the game. Like, 100%, nothing you can do. Can't put the snow back. You know? I mean, that was incredible. Go rogue and just help my boys out. Yeah.

And his quote afterwards was like, I defend the wall. Like, we always talk about it. If the ball comes here, we're ready to D up. I was like, ugh. I fucking hate you people so much you goddamn goombas somebody was like he's not italian and then his name came out it was capa bianco like okay yeah sure buddy uh if this was like game five or six i'd be a little nervous like oh this might be a thing i could see it being you're down to-0 right now.

I could see you start rallying around that. Yeah, but I just think that – like I said, if it was like 3-1, 3-2. This is our spot. Look at him pointing. He goes, it was here. It was here. It was on my spot. I would be worried if it was a different team and if it was a little bit closer. But I think you said the good point on the train today that like the comeback came out the worst possible time because now it's fresh in everyone's mind.

Like it can happen. Yeah. No, it can't. It's literally happened once ever. Yeah. And I mean, I guess I don't know that those those that Yankees team was fucking stacked. Yeah. So I guess it could happen to the Dodgers.

But the Dodgers do have a little habit of punting games. And I don't know if you should do that in the World Series. They did it to us, too. They didn't start Freddie Freeman. They held on to all their bullpen arms and it absolutely worked. But you do that two, three times, maybe all of a sudden it comes back to bite you. Like if Garrett Cole pitches well tonight and then all of a sudden it comes back to bite you like if garrett cole pitches well tonight and then all of a sudden it's like whoops okay but i but then you have still another

shot and another shot yeah and they're just so goddamn good nobody the yankees are so i i went from being so happy that they were down 3-0 and i thought they were gonna get swept or lose in five games to thinking like god damn it if we just found a way to get through the Dodgers, we would have won the world series because this Yankee team fucking stinks. The Dodgers aren't even playing good. There's like two players that are playing good. Oh, Donnie's terrible. It's Freddie Freeman and Tommy Edmonds.

The rest are like batting like 177. It's like the Dodgers aren't even playing good and they're up 3-0 on you. Fucking bumps. God damn it. just like a couple extra hits maybe one more Pete home run and it would have been us we would have beat these fucking bumps

I really wanted them to get swept last night me too it would have been so nice to just be like we all won the same amount of World Series games exactly Judge got a hit last night, right? But I love the Noah Syndergaard. He got like a single in the seventh. The Noah Syndergaard stat was awesome.

What was that? Noah Syndergaard had more World Series hits. That's a good one. Yeah, that's a good one. Yeah, so it's fuck the Yankees forever. I do mildly, mildly entertained by Kappa Bianco. Mike Francesa is going to be allegedly at the stream tonight. He is going to hate the stream.

You think so? Yes. You would know best. I just think he doesn't like the shenanigans and the tomfoolery and the language and the jumping. You know what I mean? Yeah, yeah, yeah. He's the type of guy who... Is Tank going to be there?

I'm sure. Yeah. Sure. I'm sure he's got to be there. I wonder what he's gonna think of phil i think he'll like phil mike knows you know mike mike is he's the best he's the pope he's not gonna like be like this guy's a fucking weirdo but he'll be thinking it uh mr borelli too yeah I mean I mean like packed packed extreme yeah yeah Mr. Borelli might cry the whole time just sitting next to

Mike Francesco watching the Yankees I hope like Marty said like we might need to tone it down it's like I don't

it's like Joe and Kamala you gotta do your thing he's coming to your turf you gotta be fucking crazy you know wait is tonight

the like final no if Dodgers win. If the Dodgers win one more, the Yankees have to win three more. That's a lot. Tight. Get the jacket. All right, voicemails. Voicemails.

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your friends had a hot mom the only time you would see her like in a bikini or something is if like you were over their house and they're like cool but because of the generation we live in now where everyone has an instagram kids in high school are going to be diabolical because you're going to be able to like find out at lunch like hey jimmy's got a hot mom and instantly all their phones are going to go to instagram scroll back to like 2021 where she's at edm with paces at thong and just he's just gonna get roasted he's gonna be walking down the hall and hear yo timmy timmy i saw spring break 2016 of your mom fucking beat by me to her like it's gonna it's gonna be so bad i i don't know what to

say to this just thought i would kind of like put it out there you guys won't make this yeah man those those chickens are gonna come home to roost one day i you know i was thinking that as he was saying it but then like i i feel like that was a thing like an argument against like gay marriage was like oh their kids are gonna be made fun of too much like has anyone heard about that like well that's just plain old bigotry was that that's just plain old big but like i don't think it's happening like has any like i i would have imagined like you hear see articles about like how kids of gay parents are like miserable and all this stuff like it seems like i i i think it's more it won't happen because

there's mutual assured destruction have you seen your mom it's also because you all were hosts instagram almost does something to prevent this where instagram makes its app impossible to use like what they're just gonna sit there and scroll yeah yeah yeah you can get what you scroll fucking for an hour you're back six months yeah yeah that's that's i when people are like uh are you afraid of like what your kids are your kids are gonna hear things you said on the podcast i'm like my kids are finding these things on the podcast like they have no other life like yeah no we flooded the market with dumb shit yeah you can't you can't you can't find it it's a needle in a haystack i don't believe when those

lawyers pulled up everything in my divorce. I was like, how many fucking episodes of every fucking show at Barstool did you listen to? It's like you earned it. Do you think we gained any followers, any listeners? Do you think we gained any listeners through that? Whoever had to go through all of this. The show's great. It's pretty good I came in a hater but I listened to a hundred and eighty

hours straight good man I do think there'll be a there was a documentary about Freak Nick that came out this year I think Freak Nick is like a black people spring break down in

atlanta okay and it shit got like real freaky i think people used to just like fuck in the streets and like twerk and get naked and spring break type shit you know but for black people and they made a documentary about it i think it was like jermaine dupri and a couple other rappers and uh there was like a lot of like like uh moms on Facebook and shit being like, I hope there's no footage from like 1998 or whatever. Being like, you know, you're going to see your grandmas and grandmas, aunties and all them like doing some shit you've never seen before. But – and that was like the first generation where people had like a camcorder out, you know this is like there you know there is just footage of everybody being at least a little ho-ish every halloween every festival every summer every whatever yeah it's like you can just see like your teacher or john's mom or anybody in your life you really want to dig you can find it i think i'm rooting for when i'm a mom i think i want

my kid's son's friend or my son's friend. Well, yeah, you secretly like you want that. Yeah, I want that. For you, but for your kid, it's like. It sucks for him, but that's not my problem. How the fuck do you think you got here, kid? If I was not, you wouldn't even be here. The hot mom comment reminded me of when I was like nine and invented dildos the you said you do this and it's a very much like stand-up comedian thing where you say

something that it's like what and then you wait yeah the pregnant boss yeah the uh the uh was it was my friend had a hot mom single mom and i forgot a bit i forgot we were on the same baseball team and i forgot a water bottle one year or one day and she's like i got one for you john and she brought me a water bottle but it was one of those many of these kind of older water bottles where it was like it was old at the time um where it just has like this massive straw sticking out of it yeah like yeah like a bendy yeah bendy straw and uh she brought that for me and i was like this is ridiculous i can't play baseball this fucking thing but then i was like she doesn't have a husband i bet she sticks this in her pussy and i was like nine and i i remember that thought

vividly because then like three years later i was like oh i bet mrs d'amelio sticks us in her pussy oh my god audio listeners i'm just hearing that most hydrated i ever been next voicemail also Also, shout out, Eric Schlossinger wrote Stacy's mom, John Bernthal's cousin. When I did Dana's thing the other day, before I had the idea, or before

Francis gave me the idea to do, what did I do? What did I teach him? I was going to just teach him about john berthold's family because i know a weird amount about it you do you know a lot about his family i referenced john berthold's family way too often but yeah eric schlesinger was his cousin died of covid r.i.p damn what's up guys so after tony sat the trump rally um monday's episode was showing all of kill tony was showing all day on youtube that it was going to be the episode with ari shafir

and jim norton at skank fest then when the episode actually came out it was uh harlan williams and adam reyes dr phil one so leading people say maybe they're like, Tony's like, eh. The eyes on him and criticism and everything after the set, after Rally, maybe let's not release the Ari episode. So it got me thinking. There was a time my brother and I were doing a podcast. We kind of motherfucked our grandpa a little bit in the episode. Had it edited, uploaded, set to release the next day on youtube and then got a call from my dad that my grandpa died so i'm like well fuck and because he was

kind of a piece of shit my first thought was well great now i have to go re-edit the episode and upload everything um last minute but it got me thinking what is a time or has there ever been a time when you guys have had a certain episode slated to post, go live, and then something either real life happened or a guest had done something. And then they're like, shit, this is not the right time. We do not want to release this episode right now. And you scrapped it. I feel like that has happened. If you're interested to hear, if there's any that you're willing to share. So thanks.

I feel like that's had to have happened. I don't know about scrapping a full episode. I'm sure we've cut stuff. Yeah, maybe a segment here or there. I think I remember having to cut something when somebody died. But I don't remember. There's definitely been some deaths. I'm remembering Caleb with Bob Saget with Lil Yachty.

Caleb was interviewing Lil Yachty Caleb was interviewing Lil Yachty and yeah Bob Saget came up and it was you know the classic Sunday conversation

stare down with like what does Saget rhyme with or something like something along those lines and it was them staring back and he died that day and they took it down

crazy timing but nothing nothing really rings a bell for me that we've done. We definitely have, though. Really? A full ep?

No, no, no. Full ep. What the fuck was that? Full ep, bro? All right, I'm going to go kill myself. I'll catch you guys later. That was some real text to talk. I said ep because I type type ab but i would never say

except for that one time i just did you also with your hair right now and high this is why i couldn't wear a suit today i look like a fucking rock star late to a paternity meeting you said that he said like he said in the text like i don't know if i want to wear the suit today because i don't think i'll look our best. I'll just be getting off the train. And I was like, how, how much of a toll could this train take on you? And I walked in and I was like,

good call. I just knew I was like, I showered this morning. I didn't do my hair. Like, yeah, the hair, the hair makes all the difference.

If you don't, if you don't do your hair when you're a guy, it's like, you look like you are about, unless you have like short hair. Yeah. Yeah. Always crazy hair,

but you have hair that's like done and not done. My hair's not looking good. I didn't have shoes for a suit a suit i was like i'm gonna look ridiculous in this suit um but i love the idea of what seems to be just this family doing a podcast be my brother to podcast no shit talking my grandfather and he died this is the problem with that stat the other day. That's 7 million, 7% of people say they're a podcaster. It's like, you know, this guy talking to his brother about his shitty grandfather.

Not really a podcast. That's just you recording your conversations with your brother. I want a big podcast. I remember, I mean, I mean the thought that we were like, we have to take this down and edit it out. Enough people are listening.

Yeah. It would have been like, Hey man, your your motherfucking grandpa, and he died today. You're going to get some bad feedback. Yeah, but today's going to be a day they want to tune into the Family Podcast. See what we're saying. All right, last one. Oh, by the way, speaking of dying, I wanted to say read your i read the obituary of um steve yeah steve cayman of course he's from randolph oh yeah is that is that a thing well it's where

gaz is from and um i used to always say down the blackout tour because gaz's friends would come and come and work on it and stuff like that and they were like i don't know like a lot of them i'd meet a lot of his friends and all of them were bald and i'd be like dude i would just be like dude there's something in the water and ran yeah you guys are all bald it's crazy yes i'm gonna read the obituary for steve because i'm i'm now forever intertwined with this family and did you see the dm the the water sent me hope your dick and balls feel better this is so weird oh i thought that this was the that family the your dick and balls feel better. He's like, this is so weird. Oh, I thought that this was that family, the dick and balls family. No, no, no, no.

So this is Steve Kamen. That's him. And, yeah, he was born June 22, 1971. He was raised in Randolph, Mass. Graduated from Randolph High School in 1989 after earning varsity letters in football, and baseball so you know he was just like a mass hole meathead yeah and then he went on to uh he graduated from tufts so he's a smart meathead that's a good school right yeah in 1993 where he played football and then he moved to new york city to become a commodities trader and it was in boston where he met the love of his life, Robin. And they were married on August 16, 1997.

And then he had a whole slew of kids and then died the day that I had an itchy dick. How old was he? I have a bacterial infection and I'm on antibiotics for like a month. Something's like horribly wrong with me, I think. But hey, the hospital's calling me every day being like, did you get this? Did you get that? I'm like, am I dying? It's like, like yeah i'll get to it when i get to it no i'm kidding i ran to the i

was like give me the pills or like take one it's take take one four times a day for seven days i was like oh it's like knock this shit out i wonder if it's the pill I had for my H. pylori. What's that? I had some stomach bacteria. Bacteria boys in the building. I had to take a really strong antibiotic for two weeks. And they were like, did it make you really tired? I'm yawning like a motherfucker right now.

They were like, you're going to be... They build it up to me as like, I'm going toridden like you're gonna be so fucking tired like you just you gotta just like lay down and just deal with it and so i didn't take it for a long time because i was like i gotta do this i had a bunch of stuff and finally like six months later i was like i gotta take this fucking antibiotic so i finally took it i don't did you guys notice me no dead for two weeks at any point no i'm sorry i mean i'm like upset i'm yawning but i like i was like keeping it away i was like i gotta get a two-week window and then i'll start taking this and then it's just so sick by the way like our jobs are that important refusing medication that my body absolutely needs because i gotta do an

interview with this comedian it was like i think the hori, it's not like a big deal, but I think it's one of those things that becomes cancer if you don't treat it. And I just left it six months. I'm going to have stomach cancer at some point because I waited six months to take H. pylori medicine. We're all going to die of cancer. We all know that. No big deal.

Everybody gets cancer. I have jury duty on Monday, by the way, so I might get pulled into it make some content out of that I mean probably not you can't Jackie just comes in every day and just starts spilling you should just tell them that

I cannot I will speak about this publicly I'm such a blab mouth I get drunk even a little bit oh my god forget it is this it last one hey guys so with the election coming up everyone is talking about you know fake news as they always are around the election and i've been known to spread some one time but it was kind of bad apparently now i'm realizing so when obviously when the covid vaccine came out there's a bunch of conspiracy theories like like the classic

anti-vax stuff like autism all that but there was also people were saying that it gives a government tracker it's how the government tracks you and And obviously, like, I don't, not to my knowledge, has the government ever tracked someone from a shot. But, yeah, that was happening. And the same day that I got the COVID vaccine, I was in high school. And the same day I got the COVID vaccine, it was, like, the same day or a few days off, I got a birth control implant that goes in your arm. And it looks like, it looks like that control implant that goes in your arm, and it looks like, it looks like that, you can, yeah, um, and I went to a party a couple days later, because everyone was, like, had their vaccines, obviously the vaccines weren't working yet,

but we were, like, yeah, we have our vaccines, let's go to a party, like, and I live in the South, where a lot of people are trump supporters and a decent amount of those probably would think that vaccines give you autism and whatever bad things people say they give you anyways at a party i was like coming in hot with this joke i have this weird thing in my arm and it was a new, a newer ish invention at the time, this type of implant. And I just got the vaccine. I'm like,

Oh, this is pretty perfect. That is funny. I was never intending to make anyone think that the government is tracking me. Whatever. I go up to this kid and I'm like, and I know, I just know he's someone who probably wouldn't get the vaccine and i'm like did you get your vaccine and he's like no like no like my

family we don't really do that and i was like dude you should like i shouldn't have done it like check this out and i kind of feel my arm and it feels very weird and like if this kid thinks vaccines give you autism he's also not gonna know what this fucking like birth control is anyways um and so i just like tell him that and i didn't even say it's a government check i just say i got the vaccine and now there's this in my arm and like i don't know i don't even remember how he reacted. Nothing came of that. Whatever. I don't even remember that I told this person this. Last week, I was at a party in college many states away from where I'm from.

And someone was like, you're Una. And I do have, like, a distinctive weird name, kind of. So if my name was, like, Lily, like, this probably wouldn't have gone back to me. But someone's like, you're the girl at a party you know like you're from north carolina i'm like yeah you're the girl with the covid tracker i'm like covid tracker what's that like a tracker from the they're like from the vaccine i'm like what it was that kid's sister at my college. Like, years later, I became the girl, I guess, in this person's family that had a tracker from COVID. And people have probably been going around saying, I know someone who knows someone who got the tracker.

And, like, if she remembered that years later, I can't imagine that that wouldn't have spread to other people now i feel like i need to do like a psa on my instagram story or something and be like i don't have a tracker in my heart so i can have sex like what yeah um i don't even have a question i don't think i've ever have you ever said something that's called come back to bite you in the ass i guess but have you ever been the spreader of misinformation that's a fuck i mean that's a great notch to have on your belt yeah i would love to have that i've never been this entire family doesn't have the vaccine because of me my birth control that's just flexed i don't think i've ever just been like i'm gonna just lie to this person for the fun of it and never tell them yeah yeah i gotta let them believe

it for a little bit and then by the way i'm fucking with you man i've never just been like let that person go on their life yeah you're dead yeah yeah yeah come back what happens like that guy could have died and you know what a branson bound baby yeah i i got but i want to. Should we start something? Yeah. We tried this before. You go down a dangerous road, you start spreading misinformation on a big podcast. It can get dangerous.

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