KFC Radio - Josh and Jacob Wolf Share a Rumor About How Larry the Cable Guy Got His Start

Episode Date: October 25, 2022

- Josh Wolf and his son, Jacob Wolf, talk about Josh airing out all of Jacob’s most embarrassing moments growing up, how embarrassment is a made up concept, roast battles with the Gronkowski's, and much more - Feits’ parents are giving him self help books…. for children in hopes that SOMETHING will help - KFC is happy again now that the Yankees season has ended - Alec Baldwin posted an extremely tone deaf photo of Halyna Hutchins - Start planning funeral services for Tom Brady because he is looking ill - Wisconsin Women's volleyball team had their nudes leaked - Iranian government came for Iranian rock climber after not wearing Hijab - Video Voicemials - custom license plates - coincidences / 6 degrees of separation ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Timecodes: 0:00 - Feit's parents give him self help books 10:09 - Yankees are done 23:08 - Alec Baldwin's tone deaf post 26:49 - Tom Brady looks like he's going through it 35:06 - Wisconsin women's vball team n*des 37:49 - Iranian Rock Climber without Hijab 42:26 - Josh and Jacob Wolf Interview 02:04:42 - Video Voicemails ++++++++++++++++++++++++ Gametime: Download the Gametime app and redeem code KFC for $20 off your first purchase (terms apply). Whistlepig: Stay tuned for more on how and when to buy our KFC Barrel Simplisafe: Get 40% off your order at https://barstool.link/Simplisafekfc Blue Nile: Go to https://barstool.link/bluenileBSS and use code KEVIN to save $50 on your purchase of $500 or more Thursday Boots: Go to https://barstool.link/ThursdaybootsKFC and try a pair today with free shipping & free returnsYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. There was a little bit too much spread, asshole. What do you mean, asshole? Old man, asshole. How do you think- Asshole, asshole. How do you think I felt? I was in the fucking room.

I was in the room. Yo, that's on you, dog. I would have been like, all right, dad, you got to go do this. No, that was a creative decision. I was like, yo, fuck that. I'm not in the room. And he was like, oh, if I'm getting my asshole waxed, you're watching. Bro. It's another edition of KFC Radio on the Barstool Sports Network. We got another episode with our, in this case, third and fourth Mike.

We got Jake and Josh Wolfe on the show. Josh's son, Jacob, is joining him. It was one of those ones where we just went for like an hour and a half, so they're just doing the full episode with us again. It was awesome. It was so much fun. Josh is a great laugher. It's good to have a great laugher. And you know what he does? He texts.

Ha! So when he does that, ha! It's like I can see the A's. How many A's do you get going? When you got a great laugher in the room and you make him laugh a few times, you're like I can see the A's. How many A's do you get going? When you got a great laugh in the room and you make him laugh a few times, you're like, oh, I'm fucking killing it. I'm murdering it, right? Yeah, yeah.

They also went on Stuff Island with Tommy and Chris, and we're talking about mushrooms and drugs and blackouts and shit. It's another good episode, so you can catch those guys on there as well. I can't. let me pull up. He sent me something funny. Oh, he just sent me another clip of the show that they're doing, like another one of the punishments, if you will. And I said to him, you know, Jacob is –

so one of the things Jacob had to – he lost one of their challenges and had to go into CVS and ask for extra small condoms. And they were like, here you go. And he's like, no, no, no, I need the extra small one at one point and when he says he was like do you think like the toothpick uh the the chapstick tube maybe i'll just take the tube off and just use that so he sent me that but it was you know josh wolf sent me a video and it was blank to to begin with and i just like that and i was like here we go man and it was just that and i said to josh i was like you know i think jacob is making you is you know you're growing and he goes like here we go man and it was just that and i said to josh i was like you

know i think jacob is making you is you know you're growing and he goes like what do you mean i was like well it's the first video you've ever sent me that didn't include the inside of a random man's asshole so i think we call that personal growth so good on your kid man for making it happen um so we'll get into that in a minute um but we got some other shit to get into today's episode is brought to you by game time game time the ticketing app that allows you to get tickets at the last minute at the best price, whether you're talking about sports or concerts or any sort of live shows. They guarantee the lowest price. So if you want to go see the Yankees in the World Series, you can go.

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I mean, went out like dogs. Oh, just feeble, as some people say. That was fucking pathetic. I actually pulled an all-time move. I said this on one of the shows today. I live, like, not above a bar, but there's a bar right next door to me. And I very rarely go. It's an Irish sports bar.

For some reason, I very rarely go, but I don't go very often. And I went down alone last night just to get some mozzarella sticks and watch the Yankees lose. Were there fans? There were fans. It wasn't like crazy Rockets or like the Straws and like that. I'll tell you where there weren't fans is Yankee Stadium. Yeah.

You want to talk about ticketing prices. Game time had them for like $8, I think. What? Yeah. Really? I mean, first of all, it time had them for like $8, I think. What? Yeah. Really? I mean, first of all, it was Monday night or Sunday night raining, and they're down 3-0. But I don't ever want to hear it again.

And, like, the Mets can't talk. We didn't sell out our wild card games. Like, it was a poor showing. Really? Yeah. Poor showing for both teams. But I don't want to ever hear it again. Like, you're in the fucking ALCS.

You didn't sell out. That's it, dude. My nephew. and never hear it again. You're like, you're in the fucking ALCS. You didn't sell out. You got to be available for $8. My nephew, my cousin, cousin. Yeah, he's very young, so I don't think of him as a cousin. They didn't go to the game because they might lose. And I was like, that's not a great lesson to teach them. That is not great at all. They're like, we don't want to take them to an elimination game.

And they're from the city. They're New Yorkers. I know, you know, of course, right? I get it. But, you know, there's a whole fucking stadium's worth of people who went to game five in 2004 that were like, we started this shit. You know what I mean? Like even when you're down – it's why like when you leave, you know, a game in the eighth inning when you're down 10. I totally get it, and these days I probably would.

But I also think these are the moments that... I don't. I never do because that's when you miss. I'd rather leave a game up three or down two than leave down 10 because this is when the greatness happens. This is when you can say, I was there. I've told a story about a buddy who was at, I forget what game it was. I want to say it was maybe game 6

in 07. Sox-Rays. Big comeback. He left the game early to drive back home to Providence. He got to the bar as the Sox were taking the lead or winning. I forget if it was a walk-off

or uh-huh or what um was obviously a walk-off but the um and he just sat in he went and got a case of beers and sat in his car and drank them until it had been long enough to make sense that he drove back from boston after the game and then he went into the bar love it fucking love it man uh so go to game time to get these tickets uh whether you're whether it's a packed house or a shitty showing from yankee fans you can download the game time app go to the account uh tab click click create a login and then use promo code kfc for 20 off your first purchase terms apply download game time last minute tickets lowest price guaranteed before we get into it with Josh and Jacob, Final Break's got his little black book out.

I just had, it's a quick little story this weekend. I got home. Obviously, I did Taylor Friday morning. Went on a hunt for Taylor. Thank God she didn't show up. I was saying it has. I was like, if she shows up, I don't know what the fuck I'm going to do. It's funny going searching for her.

It's not as funny finding her. I'm like, oh, I just got to talk to you now? Fuck. I don't have anything. do yeah like it's not it's funny going searching for her it's not as funny finding her and being like oh i just gotta talk to you now fuck i don't have i don't have anything um so like it was funny too like keegs had never put together like the video idea of it where like at one point i was like just so you know like i'm 95 trying to make this video funny right five percent care about telling me that's good balance because i'm 100% meeting someone who's keeping it real yeah um but the uh yeah we stayed up i stayed up all night it's actually it's actually i can't believe i fucking made it because we went i woke up at seven we left at like eight but i went to bed at like 4 30 because i was up all night for

midnight's drop i actually, because it just dropped at midnight, that like my steps refreshed. So I actually know exactly how many steps I danced to that album when I first listened to it. It's 2,643.

That's very funny. That is very funny. You're so weird. Yeah. But the, but so, so then I go home Friday, Friday night,

went home, rode on the train with Matthew Broderick And Sarah Jessica Parker Matthew was heading To his uncle's funeral RIP Hell of a man

Hell of a man Gary I think his name was Gary Did Broderick kill him? Gary Broderick But the The So

So Friday night Just hung out Watched the Celtics Saturday morning I'm like sitting in like our Fucking kitchen area Whatever And I'm just kind of

Just sitting there Having a glass of water Whatever And my mom walks up to me And she hands me a book And she says You should read this I think you'd like it

It was a children's book Named Frankie and Gloob Now If you want to pull up I will pull up Frankie and Gloob. Now, if you want to pull up, I will pull up Frankie and Gloob real quick, just the description of it.

Frankie and Gloob is the perfect read for any child in your life with his or her own sad monster. This children's book about depression will help children manage their sadness together with Frankie. Now, my mom got that book for my three-week-old nephew. He's way too young for that.

But it is like... She got it for the nephew. I love the idea of my mom getting a three-week-old book about depression. Just like, welcome to life. We're getting out ahead of it. You're not going to like this. We're so happy you're here. You're going to hate it.

Just so you know None of this is gonna be fun Get ready for that The book recommends dancing We literally have something That we're gonna refer to As a monster That lives inside of you

To make you miserable The sad monster Of Frankie and Gloob So then I'm sitting there And I listen to it I do read it It's quite good I'm sitting there

Reading that fucking book My dad walks in From getting coffee just hands me a book says you should read this i think you'd like it anthony bourdain down and out in paradise i was like yo do you guys want to talk to me about something like they both understand how this ride ends they But they have a different idea of like my level of intelligence. My dad's like, here's an adult book. My mom's like, this one has pictures.

It is wild. It's Frankie and Gloop is what the book is called. That is very, very funny. And it is, it was just like, I was like, this is fucking nuts at YouTube. I was like, this is fucking nuts at YouTube. I was like, it's fucking 9.15 in the morning. I got two books about depression on my lap now. And then I get up and I start walking around the house and see fucking Adam Sandler on the cover of AARP magazine.

I saw that. I was like, we are all dying, huh? That'll make you feel, that'll hurt. Adam Sandler on the cover of AARP is like, holy shit, man, you are, you're done. That's like, that's like fucking,'s like fucking friends being on Nick at Night. It's like, holy shit, we're basically dead. But that was how my fucking Saturday morning started. I will say this. Before we get into it with Jacob and Josh, I do just have to say how happy I am

and how much better my life is when the Yankees lose. You don't need Frankie and Gloob, dude. No sadness monster for Kevin. No sadness monster, man. It's a sickness. It's a disease how much baseball affects my life, how much the Mets can make me happy, how much the Yankees losing can make me happy, and the vice versa of it. But it's like the air is a little fresher.

Food tastes a little bit better. Like the water is colder. The sex is better. I feel better. I sleep better. When the Yankees lose, it's a drug. I can't get that high anywhere else. And I'll be honest.

It's starting to wear off a little bit. You know, 21 out of 22. anywhere else. And I'll be honest, it's starting to wear off a little bit. 21 out of 22. Eventually, it starts to be like, yeah, I've seen this show before. They lost in 2003 against the Marlins. 01 against the Diamondbacks

was like, I remember I dove forward, I slid into home the way Tony Womack did and i got like a fucking uh rug burn on my head i was like playing in the game itself because that was coming off of that should have been five and six years it would have been i think and louise gonzalez and a broken bat yeah you know and kurt and shilling and randy johnson and then they get back again with the because you gotta realize it was like a it was like the fighting the tides. It was like they won, they had their three-peat,

then they had four and five years, then they went back to the World Series again and lost that, then they went back in 03. So it was like they were in it every fucking year. And growing up in this area, the age that I was, they were in it every goddamn year. And then, like, they should have been in it in the years to come after that. Like, in 04, they probably would have, you know what I mean?

Like, who knows? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, the Sox steamrolled the Cardinals, so I'm going to guess the Yankees would have too. Yeah, they would have absolutely obliterated them too. So, like, really, you were looking at a potential for, like, seven or eight. Like, we were lucky that it only was four out of five and five total. Like it could have got so much worse, but there was a 10 to 15 year stretch where it was like,

all I ever heard was like, shut up. You little bitch ass Mets fan. We're going to go to the world series. We're going to win the world series. And they did every fucking time. And then if it wasn't for 09, we could just remove 09 and it was a full like 22-year drought. But still, 21 out of 22 is, I mean, every year I pop champagne.

It's like the 72 Dolphins. I just clink a glass. The realm is safe. My watch has ended until next season. And all is right in the world. But that's because that's me. And I grew up where I grew up, how I grew up, when I grew up. If you are younger than me, if you were born in, let's say, like,

where do you think, like, how young do you have to be for the 2009 World Series to not really, like, count for you? How old are you? I was born in 99, and in 2009, I was 10. 10. But that's still, I remember it. Remember it. So I would say you have to be 12 years old to really, like, appreciate a World Series. Yeah.

I think that's how old I was when I passed on the Super Bowl. You're in 6th grade, you know what you're doing now. When you're like 8, 9, 10 years old, you still have like a fucking bedtime. Frank the Tank was getting sent to bed in 86. So, you know, if you're anything so that would make you born in like the

late 90s, early 2000s. If you're one of those people, you shouldn't even give a fuck about the Yankees. It shouldn't even be a thing. They're just another team. They just lose. It's what they do. They make the playoffs a lot, and they lose.

And they're not what they once were. I mean, the arguments I had from fans, one fan said, at least the team that eliminated us was higher ranked than us. I said, the arguments I had from fans, one fan said, at least the team that eliminated us was higher ranked than us. I said, how far have we fallen? How far have we fallen? I liked your argument with the

first of all, I remember I tweeted something like the Yankees going out like dogs and someone was like, they put up as much of a fight as Red Sox did in the postseason series. Yeah, you're right. The Red Sox were not in the postseason. Zero. But I liked right. Right. The Red Sox were not in the postseason. Zero. But I like yours where it was like, you tweeted about the video of them outside the Yankee stadium after winning the DS.

And you were like, Dad, this is how you celebrate a DS. Can't have it both ways. But then someone, I forget exactly what it was. Someone had a reply to you that you quote tweeted, and it was a perfect response. And I don't remember it, so I can't really do anything about it. What was it? I will say this. I favorited it.

I have perfected my craft when it comes to this. And every little angle you think you're coming at, it's like I've thought about it. I've heard it before. I've heard the arguments. I know that the Mets are bad. I know that this and that and the other thing that you think are mitigating the circumstances.

It doesn't. It doesn't. It hasn't. It's not. It's which one? Which one? Yeah, I have a favorite. Let me let me scroll a little bit. Because, yeah, when they celebrated the DS, I am OK with fans that go bananas.

The Knicks fans celebrate regular season wins by climbing up the fucking poles. That might have been it right there. And good for you. Yeah. When I went, I included the Knicks fans in it. Yeah. I did that as an absolute. Yeah.

It's just like the Knicks, you know, because you're allowed to celebrate that. Yeah. That's it. What did I say? Someone said, nah, this was awesome. You said, it is awesome. Knicks fans do it all the time. I know that one was like, ah, I know that thing.

That was poison in their mouths. It's like, yes, you can flip over cars and climb up poles for the American League Divisional Series. That's fine. But then don't turn around and act like you are some high and mighty better than all other franchises because you're just in the same boat as all of us. Tommy, somebody quoted Tommy, and I couldn't, I genuinely, for a second, because you know how Tommy flip-flops? Yeah, yeah.

I couldn't tell if he was talking about making fun of the mets or the yankees and that is when you've reached the absolute like you're you're at the bottom it's like which where is it i tweeted so much about this i fucking love it it was just like i will never get tired of making fun of this pathetic franchise and how they always fall short. And I was like, is that about it? Rooting against this franchise and watching them embarrass themselves time and time again is incredible.

What, like, which team is that? Is that the New York Mets or the New York Yankees? And the fact that that's even a question is spectacular. No, that was about the Mets that night. Yeah, that's what I'm saying. But you could say that about the Yankees too. You could say watching them year in and year out and make no changes

and continue to just bomb against the Astros and never do anything. It's like, which one is it? You're all just in the same boat with me. But again, I will act this way. Me and all my generation generation but if you're younger like just don't even who cares who fucking cares man i mean i've reached that level the yankees like i don't i don't know you guys definitely yeah you you you not only like

surpassed them but you went through them yeah it was like if i ever i i never beat the yankees in the subway series i'd be like okay i, I'm done with you guys It's over Honestly, the great inspiration To go downstairs last night was the mozzarella sticks And then I was out of beers and I wanted some mozzarella sticks I was like, I'm fucking gonna go downstairs And I guess I'll happen to watch the Yankees lose too

And then on top of it all Blaming the roof for being open Game two Talking about how Aaron judge's fly ball that didn't leave the park was hit harder than uh the guy on the astros who did hit a home run and and then the icing on the cake using the 2004 red sox as motivation for the new york yankees to win a ball game is the worst example of managing I've ever seen in my life. There are guys who are on this team who are on that team.

Like, what the fuck, dude? You're going to show... Posada's still there, right? You're going to show them this. If you show videos like this... I mean, they called Big Papi. They FaceTimed Big Papi. Can you imagine that

really like so david you know what what was it about it like you know you were down 3-0 like what how did you know what what what gave you motivation it's like well uh you know the yankees always fucking choke so it's like hang up the phone put it down put it down he didn't say anything that was a joke like that is if you that is – if you're showing people those kind of things, you're trying to like manifest something. Yeah. So if you believe in all that, then you've got to believe that showing a video of the Yankees with their heads down being like we just got eliminated. What are we doing, Aaron? Get the fuck – I actually hope that this is –

This is our franchise's great shame. Yeah. Let's watch it. Let's go play it, everybody. Let's go. Yeah. I mean, one of the most pathetic – the fuck i actually hope that this is this is our franchise's great shame yeah let's watch everybody let's go yeah i mean the most it was like oh we fucking drank mamawana juice that's what did it mama juana i've had that before that is and doesn't get your dick as hard as you think it would doesn't work doesn't really work wasn't that the stuff you asked jack to go pick up and it turned out like or she thought it was weed Yeah

Yeah Did you ever get it? No she She sent back like What weed do you want? Yeah yeah yeah I was such a homie too I sent back like a whole list

She was still an intern at that point I think That was great So anyway Fuck the Yankees forever and always You're pathetic And I love it It's I finish every October happy.

Every time. It might be sad and pathetic. I get all that. The Mets lose. All I have is the Yankees losing. But the feeling that I get physiologically is like winning a World Series. So you might be mad about it. You might not like it.

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This is an all-timer. No, I don't think so. Some intern at American Apparel on their Tumblr, back in the Tumblr days days was posting about fireworks and posted a picture of the Challenger explosion. Shut up. Hashtag smoke. Hashtag clouds. Hashtag fireworks. With the fucking... But to be fair,

click the black one. If you didn't know, you wouldn't know. No idea. I wouldn't think it was fireworks. I wouldn't think it was fireworks, but I also wouldn't... If you were young and you saw that, you'd be like, I don't know what the fuck that is. It's like a smokehouse. That's like when I forget what social media person we were ever at war with, but like

they posted a gif of like a house exploding that like a cop happened to die in or something like that. And we were like crushing him. Like you celebrate dead cops. My fucking gift explosion and like that's what right but but nonetheless all time like you you purposely posted the challenger explosion um but this one alec baldwin posts a picture of helena hutchins who was the cinematographer that he shot and killed and he posted a picture of her behind the camera doing her thing on set.

And the caption just said, one year ago today, dot, dot, dot. Yeah, that's a fucking watch your mouth in the comments section. Or it'll be one year ago for you. Or one year to catch me in 2023 with one year ago for you, fucking little dickhead in the comments. The top comment is, I don't know how I'm supposed to feel about this It's got like 10,000 likes Like I just don't know what the fuck you're trying to do here

I snuffed the life out of this woman It is And like I'm not exactly sure how to react to this post 6,000, 8,000 likes I mean that is brutal man I very much Feel for Alec Baldwin in this

I think he got handed a gun that was loaded I didn't know they used real guns on set I know that too I think he was being an asshole about it too though I think he was being reckless with the gun Who cares? I'm going to go shoot it at people I can be reckless with it here My job in five minutes is to hold it in someone's head

And fucking pull the trigger Who cares if I'm fucking around with it right now. Right. You were supposed, you're not supposed to give me a loaded goddamn gun. Right. Absolutely. And I think that I'm sure that's outrageously traumatic accidentally killing a person. For sure.

So I do, I do feel for him, but you don't make it easy when you're throwing up these posts. Like. Bro. If that was you. Cause. Bro, that's like something like fucking Mick Huya should post on fucking after he killed Bin Laden. Yeah. Right. We can't. Like this is the anniversary rob o'neill rob o'neill like

literally you post death anniversaries of the bad guys yeah uh not the people who tragically died accidentally i think his problem was he was like i didn't pull the trigger and this that and the other thing like i think if that was me from jump street i would have just been like i'm absolutely traumatized i accidentally killed somebody like i did pull the trigger i was like i did like i don't know i wasn't handling it properly i guess you can't say that because you open yourself up to legal troubles especially because you have so many political like people who hate him but like i think i just would have been from the jump like i'm so sorry like what gave me the loaded gun like i don't know what the fuck you do. Don't give me loaded guns! I'm on a

movie set! Why would, not at war, why'd you give me a loaded gun, dude? Once he started to be like, well, I didn't pull the trigger, and it was this and it was that, it's like, well, now you sound defensive, and that kind of sounds weird. I would've just been like, oh my god. And I definitely wouldn't have posted her fucking anniversary shot. So that person, tragically, is gone.

We also have to start planning the services for Tom Brady, who is wasting away physically. And I do – I'm starting to believe the Latina witches. He looks like a skeleton, John. I'm starting to believe the Latina witches are real. He looks unhealthy. Let me see a picture of that. He looks like all gaunt and shit.

It was – where was the picture of him that was like, holy shit, he looked like actually bad? I can't remember where I saw it. The thing, and I started a fake rumor yesterday that I was joking about the Ben Volin stuff. And I said I had a DM, very real and very legit, which, I mean, how much more clear can I be? I know, I know. Like, very real and very legit source that Tom Brady's thinking about coming back to New England.

Which, the Pat's don't have the cap room for it and all that shit, I actually think it's a pretty good idea. Because he doesn't – he's not playing bad. I mean, if you watch the game yesterday, he went like 39 of 52 for 307 yards. No touchdowns though, right? No touchdowns. Well, no touchdowns at all. But then also, like, Mike Evans dropped a 70-yard pass.

Like, Tom Brady very easily could have gone for 400 yesterday. Yeah. So, like, if it is... I am joking. This is a buy-low. Certainly a buy-low situation. I understand that he can't come back and all that.

Yeah. I would take Tom Brady back in a fucking heartbeat for one more run because this team's a good team. Yeah. If you're deciding between Mac Jones and Bailey Zappi,

maybe you have an issue with the quarterback position. He looks like Chris Herron. I mean, this is a pretty outrageous pick. Chris Herron looks like a rock star. I mean, Chris Herron was fucking a drug addict. He looks like Christian Bale when he was playing fucking. I think this is a pretty normal picture, to be honest.

I think it's pretty weirdly shaded and stuff like that. He is. I would take Tom Brady back on the New England Patriots right fucking now. You're telling me that looks good? I'm not saying he looks fantastic, but I'm not like that person sickly. I disagree. Again, I'm not like Tom Brady's looked better before, but I don't see that.

I'm not like, oh, that's a jarring picture. Yeah. But yeah, it's a shame. It seems like the fucking Buccaneers suck. They average 60 yards rushing per game. They have zero rushes over 20 yards. They are on the season, by the way. Zero rushes over 20 yards on the fucking season.

So they're not a very good team. And that's that. The New England Patriots are a very good team. They could use a quarterback, potentially. Maybe. We'll see. Could you imagine, though, if this does continue and it's like you unretired and blew up everything and then your team just sucks?

Yeah. It's like, I should have just fucking stayed retired. It is. Holy shit. It is very unfortunate. That was not good. It's sad. It is sad to see.

But, again, he's – I'm obviously far from a professional quarterback evaluator. I did not think he looked bad yesterday. The teams looked like they should. I actually did watch 90% of the game. I wasn't like, Jesus, Tom doesn't have it left at all. I saw a guy playing pretty solid quarterback position with nothing else going on. A little switch up of how we usually do Women in Demand. I'm going to pose a question to you this time.

Would you rather watch a stream with Frank Fleming or Tico Texas? I have Frank Fleming. But I heard some rumors about some things that happened on the stream and post-stream today, this weekend. But I have not seen any clips of Tico. Tico, Texas came through like a hurricane and just eradicated the Yankee fans of Barstool Sports. It is. Yeah, I don't have a fucking definition.

It was the most outrageous display. I mean, she popped champagne. She was referring to them as the asteroids at one point. She poured champagne all over her own face. It was, I mean, it was. She crisp-bossed it. It was. But at one point, got, this is my favorite TeeGo Texas moment ever, got Frank the Tank to start a Let's Go Yankees chant.

That's how much she was getting under people's skin. Frank, it was crazy. It was like, it was like Streammageddon. It was, Frank was watching the Dolphins game. Tico's watching the Astros and the Yankees. Doug somehow got in the mix and was like yelling at people. He was like, he was getting feisty with it. And Tico was just like fucking trolling everybody left and right.

And all of a sudden Frank's like, you need to, you're worried about your, you know, here we go Yankees. And you could see him like mid clap be like, oh, wait a minute. I can't do that. Yeah. You fucking fraudulent asshole. Now I'm going to, I'm going to speak obviously only for myself. And, and I haven't, I haven't been put through this fire ever.

I've watched streams with the team I'm playing, but I've never watched it with a person to the effect. Watch this. It's just madness. Look at that. This is my nightmare, bro. When do I get a lot of my tapes? When? When?

It's T-Mobile. It's showing every five minutes. What is happening? Right? It's like a fever dream. It's like, what is even fucking happening? It looks like fucking daycare. Yeah.

It's the romper room, dude. It's the fucking romper room. I think this is it. This is the game you have to win. No, you worry about this game. Watch Tommy in this, too. Here we go. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Here we go. I love it. I love the chaos. Tico, I mean, you got to hand it to her. She just came through. Category 5 hurricane. Knocked them all out. Are Phillies fans going to have to do fucking streams?

Yeah. Yeah, when do they fucking start? We got a lot of Phillies fans in this office. I haven't seen anyone on a stream for that yet. I think I saw Gaz tweet today, the blockhead versus Tico Texas is going to be all time. I mean, how could you Sorry the general He said general

Bro If I wasn't on these streams As they're making it to the World Series Like I would How would that have been on the stream? Yeah You know like I would be Through DS through a CS right?

Yes No streams? Yes That's pretty low cost Absolutely bananas What I will say is this That like I've never had to go through

A stream with someone Who's just a not a real human let's call it a mental assassin like frank or tico and um i i don't know how you guys let it get to you i i see it being loud and annoying but i think i think i and this could be you know famous last words and one day i'll have to do it, but, like, I don't think you could rattle me. Yeah, I mean, I did it. I did it. I mean, I mentioned I just left, but, like, the first, you know, the first game and the first several innings of other games,

like, I just sit there. But everybody takes the bait, and it drives me fucking nuts. Yeah. Like, they think, like. Well, that is the unfair situation of when you have a mental assassin like Tico And Frank on the stream Where like

Once you fire back For some reason Everyone fucking Who follows BumbleSports Is a little pussy now It's like you can't talk to them Like that Right

And it's like shut up I'm making fun of Frank They stepped into the fucking arena Pick a fight You punch back And it's like you can't hit them Yeah It is a little unfair

That seems to happen And again I blame the fucking stories I think it's a little pussies yeah when you think about the drama it's like it was started by a stag not my barstool came full circle big time it's like started by a former employee like continued by a current employee and all of our fans are the ones making it a big scene. What the fuck is wrong with you guys? Shit happens on the stream, man. What the fuck are we doing here?

You're speaking strictly of the stream. Anything else outside the stream is... Outside the stream is outside the stream, but the stream itself... I have not seen a single issue with anything I've seen happen on the stream at all this whole time, but I've seen people be little fucking

bitches about it. Don't be mean to them. Shut the fuck up. It's the CS, baby. Seriously. Grow a sack. Last topic. This one's a doozy. So the Wisconsin women's volleyball

team, they won the Big Ten Championship Okay And then to celebrate They popped in the locker room And they popped the tops off And they just took a bunch of nudes Fucking right

Right Um Dude Now usually this is reserved for hockey players Wait They just pop They just fucking How nude we doing

We doing like fucking Facebook nude We doing fucking How nude did we get Fucking lips out? Yeah, was it? From what I heard, from what people told me, it started with this. Some nips and some flashing.

And then the rest of them that, like, people were, like, selling online. Selling's a little much, but, you know. I mean, this is like, I feel like Mac right now. Like, where? What website? Yeah. This is like a Dropbox that, but, you know, I mean, this is like, I feel like Mac right now. Like, where? What website? Yeah. This is like a Dropbox that, like, people are selling. Videos.

Yo, if you're throwing news on a Dropbox, dude, I put podcast clips on Dropbox. UW Good Stuff is the name of the fucking. Now, it got leaked, and that's fucking a federal crime, and that's horrible for those girls. 36 files, though. And if you're looking at some of the thumbnails, it looks like, you know, there's some dancing and some things going on.

I don't know what, but, um, I think now there's like a criminal investigation, uh, as to who, I guess leaked them. We kind of had like a fappening situation.

Um, I don't know how much, so we've only seen like really kind of a, a blurred shot of one. I wouldn't call that nude that's just that looks like okay maybe this is just i i think i'm taking back the word nudes here i think this is post locker room post game locker room shenanigans you're just naked during this is very hockey game this is very right yeah it's just it's just coming from girls

and then when like a hockey locker room that's that Everyone in Wisconsin, every girl in Wisconsin is a hockey player. Like Wisconsin women are just hockey bros. Yeah, I think this was like a lot of girls in their underwear with their tits out. But, then they went out to their next game and after the Big Ten Championship, I think they're like in the tournament now, and they fucking won. So I hope that this is like the Cinderella

run for like the new chicks of Wisconsin. I am very much... Yeah, look, we're just dancing in our underwear. Yeah, dude, that's just fucking... Come on, that's just good old fun. She's literally doing a replay. That's just good old fun.

And then I do this fucking shit. Yeah. That is... No, I stand with the UW woman. I hope the culprit gets kidnapped. Not kidnapped, found. I don't know, kidnap him. I don't really give a shit.

Yeah. No skin off my teeth. Kidnap him. I don't really give a shit. Yeah. No skin off my teeth. Kidnap him. Put him in a sack. Beat him. What do I fucking care? One last one. This is a serious one, and I'm only going to talk about it here because I'm afraid of what happens on the internet.

Elnaz Rabaki is her name. She is the Iranian rock climber. You uh, where you text me about this. Where did she compete? Um, I don't know. Some fucking international rock climbing thing. Okay. Okay. Um, Oh, physically where I was.

No, no, no, no. I don't mean physically. I thought it was like the Olympics. Yeah, no, I think it's like the Olympics for rock climbing. Okay. It's like their big, their big thing. I want to say it was. I imagine that brings a big crowd.

Yeah. Well, she went out there and she climbed, she competed without wearing her hijab. And I think her story was like, I was told at the last minute I had to compete

at a different time and I didn't have it on me. But what it really was is like, fuck you to the Iranian government who was like... Bro, by the way, sneaking this in here, fuck you to the iranian who was like bro by the way sneaking this in here did you see the iranian soccer team recently because of these hijab process hijab protests they they the men's soccer team like during the anthem beforehand all covered

the flag fuck yeah fuck iran i i don't understand how like how they're still alive well so so this girl uh they immediately kidnapped her brother. They took away... I'd be so pissed if I was him. So mad! I'd be like, I don't fucking... You, you, go get them. Go get her.

I'm not the one who told her not to go out there and wear her hijab. Come on, man. Just put on the fucking scarf. Are you going to slow you down that much? So she got... I mean, he's getting tortured, motherfucker. Big time, bro. And they sent her to prison.

That's unfair. I'm going to say it. That's unfair. That's not fair. That's an unfair situation. I think she's in a prison in Tehran right now. And I think it's not one of the nice ones. Oh, not one of the white collar ones?

No, it's not one of those nice ones. And there was a post on her Instagram that was absolutely a forced confession where she was like, it was all a misunderstanding. I'm not protesting. Everybody wear your hijab and listen to the government. Is it hijab or hijab because me and kevin are in a stalemate right now i think it's heat but he just sounds like we're trying i don't know it's your

job it's i'm just saying it's a job a job hijab hijab hijab hijab it's your hijab he oh it is hijab fuck it so she didn't wear her hijab. Her hijab. But so this girl who has been posting about it, who like I learned all this information from. Yeah, that was a wild text from you. I don't get a lot of texts from Kevin. It's like, you see what's going on in Iran right now? What? All of her videos now are demonetized and she's shadow banned and all that shit.

Which is like, what? You can't talk bad about Iran? Right. Iran's the bad guys. Yeah. They're the bad guys. Well, what's next, Russia? Come on.

So, fuck Iran, but don't throw me in prison. All right. Dude, I remember talking about that. Do you remember that? When, like, I had a bit going, like, early Barstool days at Milton. Like, there was a news article that ISIS got Twitter. And I was like, I'm just going to tweet ISIS every day. And it was like, fuck you guys.

You losers. And I would just blog about my tweets at ISIS. And you did it? Yeah, no, I did. Not for an exceptionally long period of time. Because I do remember when they were on Twitter. Yeah. And I was like, what the fuck is going on?

And I was like, I'm just going to tweet. I'm a troll. And it wasn't even, like, trolling. And I was like, what the fuck is going on? And I was like, I'm just going to tweet, I'm a troll. And it wasn't even like trolling. It was just like, fuck you guys. I disagree with what you stand for. I mean, are they still on it now? I'd imagine. Fuck ISIS.

I think we can definitively say fuck ISIS and not get in trouble for that one. Who knows, though? All right. Josh Wolfe and his son Jacob Wolfe are on the show. It's brought to you by SimpliSafe. If you thought about protecting your home with security, but have been waiting for the right time, right now is the time to do it. Listen up.

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This has got to be – this is definitely our first father-son thing, right? Yeah. Yeah. I'm trying to think if we've ever done any family thing. We had Wahlberg and his kid in. Yeah. No, this is – but, I mean, knowing you for so long, I've been hearing stories – oh, the whole world's been hearing stories about you for so long.

Everybody knows everything about me already. But even just, like like personally in talking uh you know we've heard about you and now like so how old are you now 25 25 all right so yeah you're even a little older than i thought i remember the clip of you being like i think maybe the first time we talked and then i definitely saw the clip later but like you telling a story of like being surprised to see him in the weed store yeah yeah that must have been yeah i mean that was what seven years ago yeah i was gonna say that even though we're getting old now like that was seeing him in the weed store though was like one of those moments when i walked in i was like what the fuck but when i walked up i was like

yeah he knows where to find good weed i raised him well that's right absolutely our boy nick he's upstairs right now i i said um oh by the way like his son Jacob's coming too. And he goes, is that the one who lost his toes? And Josh was, you know. But it's like everybody's got some fucking story about whether you lose your toes or buying your weed or whatever. I did almost lose three toes when I was 18 also, like 10 days before my 19th birthday. On the job. Yeah, it was a nuts story. Was that ever weird for you?

Were you ever like, you know, like stop fucking telling stories or like you had to tell that one or whatever? I mean, there's a couple. There was one for a long time that I didn't like. Tell them which one. And it was the iCloud story about me sending dick pics and not knowing my iCloud sharing was on. And I set up their iCloud and then my parents had my dick pics, which was not really my best move. Brother, yo. If I I gotta be so honest with you To find them in bed

Yeah, it's my words for them What it was a dick? I think you knew it was a dick. I don't know how mangled it is. I mean, he didn't lose his toes. It doesn't look like his toes. No, honestly, dude, at first, honestly, the first thing I thought was, that's not my dick. You know, that's a funny question. We asked that on ATI, which we'll do in a little bit.

If you got sent a picture of just a dick, no context of the room or anything, would you know it's your dick? And I think most people would. For a couple of reasons. One, it's on my iPad, and I would have known if I had taken a pic. If you put your dick on there, yeah. So I know right away. You missed the dick pic era, right? Yeah, entirely.

Have you sent dick pics? No, I missed it. He definitely missed that. I missed the dick pic era, right? Yeah, entirely. Have you said dick pics? No. I missed it. He definitely missed that. I missed it entirely. I've been told so many times with the one minute man thing that I'm kind of like the bridge between young and young. So I've been thinking a lot about how you can define like, boom, you're from this generation and that generation. And I think dating, there's a couple things, but dick pics are one of them. Where it's like if you were this age, you didn't do it.

And if you're this age, you're like, yeah, I fired off 10 by the time I was in fourth grade. You know what the other one is? I'll still ask him questions like, you know, where do you think this is? And he's like, just Google it, dude. I'm still speaking out loud questions. And he's like, shit, take your fucking phone out. He'll just tell me how to get somewhere. Take two lefts or right.

And he'll give me directions. That's another one. Give me the address. It's the end of that conversation. I don't need also turn-by-turn directions. Send the address. Don't call any further. Also on top of it, though, I put every address into my GPS just because of traffic or whatever.

Like, I want to know the best way. And I think there's another generation of, like, I know how to get there. I don't need to fucking, you know what I mean? And then I was thinking about, so I grew up on MapQuest, right? But then, like, so before that, though, was just fucking Maps. Yeah, they dropped Quest. That's crazy. I drove around.

Just Maps? I drove around in L.A. You're so old. Yeah. they dropped quest. That's crazy. I drove around So old yeah, you know it sucks for you your dad's gonna be dead So old and when I saw you in that fucking then that video with your old man muscles I was like you're in shape he is, he's dead soon. Yo, I feel that way a lot. Yeah, what gave it away? The awkwardly pale skin? Because that's usually my giveaway.

First of all... I can't even argue that shit anymore. Because that's usually my giveaway. First of all. I can't even argue that shit anymore. I know. They're like, here's what I learned from competing physically against him. There's in shape for a 50-year-old. Right. And then there's being 25. Yeah.

You're going to be out of shape 25-year-old. It's probably beaten in shape. Yeah. That's's being 25. Yeah. You're going to be out of shape. 25 year old is probably beaten in shape. Yeah. Yeah. That's exactly what happened. Yeah. Right. So we on the show also, we box.

So the show is called Family Tussle. He and I competing as each other. We challenge each other to different things. And then the loser has to do an embarrassing punishment. Right. And so one of the things we did, we boxed. And when I tell you I trained. He told me repeatedly for, I'm going to say four months,

yo, I'm going to be in the best shape of my life. But come time, we started boxing. And I was like, dude, I'm not even going to work out. See that? I'm going to play some pickup basketball for some cardio. And I did the month leading into it. I played like two or three weekends, just like one or two days for four hours. And I was like, yeah.

Just get your breathing up. But that's actually one thing I would have bet on you. Like I think, and maybe you've proven it wrong. I would have thought that like in shape dad is still going to beat up the son no matter. Your dad. Well, there's. Your dad will fuck you up. Might as well fucking. Might dad well there's your dad will fuck you up my fucking my fucking your dad will his dad no shade to you his dad will fucking kill like everybody

no their dad's crazy in our in our gym in the gym at their house um there's a there's a heavy bag and like sometimes we'll end up like we try and separate our workouts because it's a home gym right we try and separate our workouts and and space it out so we're in there alone. But sometimes we'll overlap. And there was one time where I was catching the end of his workout. I was just home for the weekend. We don't live together. I was just home for the weekend.

Just to clarify. Nothing wrong with that. Nothing wrong with that. Just to clarify. And it was like overlap where he was doing a last sweat for hitting the bag to kind of get the last sweat out. And I was just sitting there listening to the bangs. And I was like, dude, thank God you didn't hit me.

When I was younger, if you were a dad who would beat me, I'd be fucking... I don't know, maybe I'd be a lot tougher now. I'd be fucking dead. You'd be one of the now. Why'd you fucking dance? One or the other. Yeah, maybe you wouldn't be crying at commercials. True, true, true. Bro, I cried at a song this weekend. Really?

Which one? What song? I was at... This is valid, though. Yeah, I went to Liverpool, the soccer game. Oh, my God. And then during YNWA at the end, I teared up. Yeah, you know what?

That's valid. That's valid. Can I tell you, when I was like eight, maybe nine, there was this, I can't believe I'm going to say this out loud.

There was this Barry Manilow song that used to make me cry. Like I said, almost dead. You're crying to Barry Manilow songs. You are ancient, homie. My brother used to play it in his room through the wall.

Just to make you cry? Yeah. He'd be like, are you listening, you pussy? Thank God. How much older is he? He's four years older. That's the same thing with me. Yeah, I mean, it sounds about right.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's weird four years now means nothing. Four years hasn't meant for a long time now, but four years when it's like 12 and 16. That's a huge difference. 11 and 15

was wild. 12 and 16 is wild too. I'm like a little boy and you're sending dick pics. The other difference is 12 and 16. 12 might start getting some testosterone. Feeling a little froggy.

16 has a ton of testosterone. For sure. You know what we used to do? We used to be willful. The 16 year old says test me. Test me. I can't wait to let someone decide. We had one set of boxing gloves. So we would each put one on.

And I was so young that I was still stupid and not understanding, like, he's not going to punch with this hand. So I think he took the left and I took the right. And I would just throw haymakers and he would just like, and just like over and over and over again. I probably had CTE from just like little jabs. Did you get scared a lot growing up? By him?

Yeah. Just like in general. I had three older brothers, and they're, they love. That's a lot. Yeah, yeah, because they're torturing you. It was like they, I jazz hand when I get scared now because they scared me so much. But they would. You do something else also. Yeah, I make this noise.

Ah! Oh, no. Don't leave that part out. You can't just go around with just the jazz hand. So three older brothers either creates a comedian or Rob Gronkowski. That's right. A comedian goes, ah! Or Rob Gronkowski.

And I'll tell you what, both pretty successful, man. Both pretty good. Both not good. Both not bad. Both not bad. But there's a big difference. But there's a pretty big difference. Hey, you got no back problems. Or maybe you do.

I mean, definitely my age. Come on, dude. I will tell you the thing. The difference is I didn't have three grunks above me. I had three mental torturers. Right, right. So like you're either sharpened physically or mentally. So, yeah.

Here's the deal, man. They were athletes. They were, but not, like, they were athletes. Not Gronk. I haven't really had the pleasure of it, but a lot of guys here at Barstool have done, like, after parties or, like, PR events or whatever. Like, when you get the Gronks together, it's like Captain Planet. You can't have them all in the same room where all their power.

We did. We had Gronk. Okay, so I organized. Remember when I organized that roast of David Ortiz in Boston? Yes, yes, yes, yes. And so the dais was crazy. It was Burr, Anthony Mackie, Adam Ray, me, Gronk, Pedroia, Sarah Tiana, Lenny Clark. It was crazy, right?

Gronk was the only, and he was funny, but he was the only one who was like, yeah, I don't want you to write for me. Oh, boy. He was like, my brother's in it. We got it. Oh, boy. Can I interrupt real quick? My favorite thing that Gronk's ever done is when he was asked if he wrote his book, he said, I've read it. So that's what we're working with here.

I read it. That's amazing. The roast part was okay okay but he tried something off the cuff off the top because I I went I laid into him

kind of hard everybody laid into him into Gronk yeah into Gronk you know you're up there so people are taking aim yeah yeah

it was like if you sit on stage it is you are fair game yeah it's fair game you cannot so

so he gets up here and he's like and Josh Wolfe is up here talking shit. And now he's just riffing, you know? Yeah. And he goes, hey, Josh, you know what a Cleveland Steamer is? Josh, you know what a Cleveland Steamer is?

I go, yeah, I know what it is. He goes, let me tell you what it is. I go, no, I know what it is. And he goes, a Cleveland Steamer is what I did to your wife backstage. And he goes, in case anybody doesn't know what that is, it's when you shit in between someone's tits and you fuck it. And I was like, hey, that sounds like a call to action, dude. Not a joke.

Now, the rest of the roast was great. He and his brothers were way funnier than I thought. So ridiculous. When he just kind of riffed it, everyone was like. That's what I did to your wife. It was also the first thing he said when he got on stage. He was like, thanks for the applause. Josh Wolfe's up here.

Let me just fuck him up real quick. I thought the Cleveland scene was just a shit on the chest. I didn't know that you fucked it, too. I also thought that. I thought it was also the fuck it. Well, you and Gronk are doing some weird shit there. Apparently you and Gronk are the experienced ones. I will tell you.

Because then who's really the loser on that? I don't know. I don't want to fuck my shit. Nobody's a winner. Yeah. By the way, when you shit on someone's chest, I don't know if that makes you a winner. No one's a winner. The three of us kind of outed ourselves on that one.

If I had to fuck my shit, I wouldn't be into it. Both of you were like, the other part. It's a generational thing. It's a generational thing. You know the best part of that roast? And that roast was, it's a shame it'll never air. Oh, so good. I think what happened was Nesson bought it thinking they'd be able to air it.

But going in, we were like, hey, hey, I promise you, you won't be able to air it. Not on Nessun, like maybe on the internet or something, but they wanted it for Nessun TV. Now they're charging like $1,000 a month, so maybe you can get it, right? Dude, they still have it.

Oh, so they own it? I think so. I think they bought the rights to it because it was fully filmed and taped. Adam Ray. You know who Adam Ray is? Adam Ray is such a talented dude, by the way. We got to get him in here next week. He had someone come and do some makeup on him.

So he looked like an old man and he put on a Yankees jersey. So we were pretending he was just an old Yankees player. Yeah. And he gets up there and he starts laying into the red socks in the front row and you can see him looking at like who the fuck is this guy and then he starts laying into pedroia and how tall he is and pedroia looks at me he goes you booked this fucking asshole i go hey it's okay he's a buddy of mine he goes you know this fucking guy

because he was he was really no no he's a comic he's a comic of mine. He goes, you know this fucking guy? Because he was really, I go, no, no, he's a comic. He's a comic. It's cool. I mean, roasts are weird. It's like if you're not part of roast culture, you know. It's because nobody knew who he was. Right. You just think he's a random fucking dude.

You just think he's this random New Yorker. Right. So when he was going, he was going in so hard. And people were getting really like, who the fuck is this guy? It was half and half. Some people were laughing and the rest of the crowd was like, yo, are we going to have to throw an old man out of this club right now? It was so good.

Man, I wonder how we wrestled that out of their hands. I think, you know, probably with a bunch of money, right? But I mean, it would probably also be able to recoup it in whatever you can do with it, because it sounds like a bomb squad. It was so funny. It was so good. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Roasting is a weird...

It's really not my thing. Yeah. But I also don't know... I don't think I do well. No. I don't think I do well because I'm not funny enough. I also don't think... I feel awkward.

There's just a lot... We've talked about it at Barstool a lot and it's like, well, it's kind of like nuclear war. It's like, are we it's kind of like nuclear war, you know? It's like, are we launching the nukes? Because, like, I can say a bunch of things. Yeah. But you're going to say a bunch of things.

You know what I mean? Like, how far are we going? And then you don't want to be the one guy who's like, well, my material is like, I kept it like PG-13 because I don't want to be an asshole, but you just went first and fucking went off. It's just like, I think it's better to do it like, kind of how Comedy Central does it, where it's like, these are comics,

they don't really know you, they just Googled you, and they're doing, you know, regular shit. Yeah. Versus like, I've been working with you for 15 years, and I know what skeletons, I know the body, I've seen you at your love list, you know, all that shit. So, I also don't know if like, roast comedy is like, where the world is at right now.

I feel like there was that era of Comedy Central where it was like, the roast of David Hasselhoff and the roast of Howard Stern. And we had to, you know, and there's like, I mean, it's gotten a little soft and it's gotten a little like,

you need to be more clever and not just, you know, Cleveland Steamer jokes on the page. I will tell you, for me, it's never been my thing. And when I, I've only done that one roast and I put everything in song with funny pictures. Right.

It's still funny. I'm going to clown you a little bit, but I'm not. I remember those with Nikki Glaser. But she's so good at it. Yeah, the people who are good at it, but when you're good at it, you're an assassin. You make a lot of enemies, or people being like, that was funny, but hate your guts like you know i'm laughing because i have to but also like fuck you yeah but but guys like like nicky does it so well and jeffrey ross is like you know right but there's an art to having people laugh with you yeah yeah yeah yeah but that's you know what i mean is that

really going on much these days where it's like everything is, you know, very – Even as the viewer, I'm like this is – Really? I don't like watching them. I'm like this is too bad. Like I've seen clips here and there. I've never watched a full roast, but I've seen clips on the internet here and there. And what the comedian Harrison – Bill Cosby. Hannibal Buress?

Hannibal Buress. I'm sorry about Harrison. On the Bieber roast. Oh, the Bieber one was amazing, though. The Bieber roast was great. But that was just so mean. When he was just like, I don't like you as a person. I'm only here because this is good for my career.

I hate your meal. When he was like, thank you for this incredibly transparent attempt to make you seem more likable, but I hate you. Good night. Oh, man. Greg Gerardo on the cable guy roast was like you're a made up

character I was and I was in the audience like oh my there's a bunch of people across the midwest going what he was like

what are we doing here you're not a real person like he genuinely isn't he from like Connecticut or something no no and by the way I toured with him for years

he's awesome he's awesome I like him. But yeah, he's from Florida. Wizard of Oz. Yeah, dude. He's kind of got to the point

where there are so many rumors about him because everyone knows he's a character now. Right. I remember hearing he went to Harvard. Yeah, he's from London. He's not even...

That's even better, by the way. I toured with him for four years. For sure, I've heard that. Larry the Cable Guy went to Harvard. That's hilarious. He did not.. I toured with him for four years. For sure, I've heard that. Larry the Cable Guy went to Harvard. I've toured with him. That's hilarious. He did not.

Definitely not. Definitely did not. But he's such a good dude. Yeah, absolutely. And the most generous person I have ever been associated with. Well, because he's also filthy fucking rich. But not every filthy fucking rich person is super generous. Most of them are not.

He's a really nice guy. Yeah, and not only generous with money, but generous with stage time fucking rich person yeah most of them are not he's a really nice guy yeah and he was not only generous with money but like generous with stage time and generous with what he was like just do

that'd be probably fun because like I remember we had him on we've had him on once I think he's one of our two guests to dip him and Julian Edelman yeah he threw in a fucking

he had a chard Edelman had like little like pouches he had a fucking just chard it was great but he was telling a story about how he got his start which was someone couldn't make it right Edelman had little pouches. He had a fucking car. It was great. But he was telling a story about how he got his start,

which was someone couldn't make it, right? And then Foxborough just had him on for the opener. Yeah. And he's like, sorry, I imagine a start like that will have you pretty generous with stage time. Now, look, someone couldn't make it. I'll tell you the rumor I heard. I don't remember the dude's name. But what I heard was, I heard that he gave somebody. Was he Larry or the other guy?

No, the other dude. Okay. Gave somebody in the big dude's camp a receipt for the $7 taxi to the arena. Oh, wow. And they were like, fuck you. Oh, okay. Wow. This nationwide tour, the biggest tour going, wow. And they were like, fuck you. Oh, okay. Wow. This nationwide tour, the biggest tour going right now, that's not enough?

A $7 receipt for the cab? Cool. Peace. See you later. No way. Because it was opening night. And they were like, this doesn't seem like our type of guy. One of my favorite things.

He's the Pete Best of comedy. Cable Guy's Ringo Starr. You know what I mean? I love stories about people who fumble the bag. Like the guys who turn down a movie role or whatever. That's a great one. The fucking blue collar comedy tour you fucked up for a $7 cab ride. By the way, I will tell you this, man.

As a comic. Here's your sign, I don't think Cable Guy or Foxworthy get enough credit in the comedy world for who they are and what they've done. I bet you, if you look at top 20 selling albums of all time, if you count Cable Guy, Foxworthy, and Blue Collar, they've got to have eight or nine out of the top 20. Don't you think? No, absolutely.

Also because they're in Walmart. Yes. Foxworthy is, you know, he's got the whole every Procter & Gamble fucking thing because he doesn't curse and he's not talking about sex. Great storyteller, dude.

You open up so many other doors. Luke Haller comedy might be what got me into comedy. I think those DVDs were what got me into making Santa comedy. I was touring with Cable Guy. His road manager, he did an hour and a half set every night, and he counted, and it was something, because he rattles them off, it was something like 349 punchlines jeez so say you only you don't think he's funny and you only laugh at 50% of his jokes still you're laughing a hundred and fucking 70 times that's a great show yeah like he just throws hammers and you don't

even hear all but I do think when you hit that level and you are in Walmart or you are hosting smarter than a fifth grader or whatever, people think of you as like you're the game show host now, not the fucking stand-up comic, you know? But it's like, well, yeah, man, but I'm so good at that that I do. You know what I mean? It's like because I don't say fuck or because I don't talk about sex or whatever, you know, I'm not in the cool club or whatever. Okay, I'm going home to my, like, $100 million. See you later. Yeah.

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Like, big money. I'm curious. Didn't you make jokes for him? On Fifth Grader, yeah. I wrote for Foxworthy. That's why that show sucks, huh? Bro, I love that. Our whole family would sit down and watch TV.

We'd be like, it's our first part of the Fifth Grader. It's great. You know how many Uranus jokes I wrote? All of them. Every single one. I'm like, astrology? All right many Uranus jokes I wrote? All of them. Every single one. I'm like, astrology? All right. Uranus. It's the only funny one we got, everybody.

You know what I'm saying? Run it back. Run it back. Play the hits. I'm curious. Where do you consume your comedy? Do you watch it on YouTube or TikTok? A lot of clips, just because TikTok is prominent and they read that algorithm for whatever it does.

How fucking sick is it that YouTube is now the old one? Clips, just because TikTok is prominent and they read my, that algorithm for whatever it does. Yeah. How fucking sick is it that YouTube is now the old one? Crazy. Like, you weren't going to say, like, television or, like, the internet. It's now, forget about TV. Yeah. Even, like, forget about Netflix. It's now YouTube and maybe forget about that. I will tell you.

It's fucking nuts. In a really weird turn of events, Facebook has made a little bit of a comeback on this lap. You've always crushed on Facebook, right? You know what? You'll put up like tens of millions on Facebook, right? Because I'm talking to the people who are coming to my show. Yeah, well, because you're old. Yeah, that's right.

Yeah, exactly. Exactly. Listen, don't whisper. I can't hear what you're saying. But, yo, we forgot kind of about facebook and uh and then and i actually like there's that whole side of facebook that's just like political and i don't argue you know so i'm kind of like whatever and then we we finally like got a production team that's like we're putting everything on every platform and scheduling it blah blah blah and you know it's like yeah facebook is still there's still people facebook you know we're worried about you know i'm sitting around tweeting i'm putting out tweets to like

twitter is dead dead dead a thousand hours a day i know what are you doing all i spent time on and like it'll be like you just got seen by 30 000000 people. Yeah. It's terrible, dude. But we – it goes both ways. Like, we put all our eggs in the Twitter basket as a company at Barstool, and I think it made us who we are in a lot of ways. We would live tweet, like, anytime there was, like, a nationally televised thing, whether it's a sport or an award show or whatever. All of us tweeting all the time, and our fans would have a second screen. And so it kind of made this what it is today. And then I still think within our bubble, if I'm promoting tickets or I need to get information or sell merch, I'm still getting to my core.

But as far as getting to the other people, we are wasting our fucking time. I will tell you, man. I can't even break through on TikTok. I'm just like, I'm going to go tweet for seven hours. I will tell you, and it may be because he and I are doing a lot more things together with show and he tours with me and we do videos together but my crowds are getting younger mmm they really are like I'm sure this weekend we sold five shows in Portland and after that show the late show Saturday the late show Saturday, I was like, they're getting younger.

Kids, yeah. They're getting younger. That's sick. It's amazing. It really, in bringing him out and my material, look, I'm not telling kid jokes anymore. Right, right. I'm telling stories about being an adult, being in college. And so it's timing up perfectly because when 35 and younger

you may not want to hear about my kids stories but now we're talking about going out and getting drunk and doing drugs and I'm hitting this audience I'm hitting this audience now I mean what's changed tell him when he asked me for money once

and I was like I'm not sure if I should give you money tell him what you told me I told him that all his jokes were about me for money once, and I was like, I'm not sure if I should give you money. Tell him what you told me. Well, I told him that all his jokes were about me. Yeah. For real. I am the indirect breadwinner of this family. I put food on this table, God damn it. I am the indirect breadwinner.

I put food on this table. You're fucking running the same routine from 98, all right? I put food on this goddamn table, all right? I have about probably six people in my life who I owe who are putting the bread on the table.

A lot, too. Maybe four who are like all of my stories are either with or about or from or yeah. I kind of feel the same way

where I'm like I feel bad. But also, I was there. It's my story, too. I'm part of it. Dude, you were the one who was dumb, but I was there. It's not story too. I'm part of it. You were the one who was dumb, but I was there.

It's not my fault I was the observer and you were doing whatever you were doing. I'm the one doing it. I was like, yo, you guys, you were funnier in that story or you had the crazy thing happen. I don't know, you tell it on a microphone. Go do it, man. You're the main character. I'm just trying to help you tell your own story. I'm a reliable narrator. Dude, have you done any more stand-up? No, we've gotten into the main character. I'm just trying to help you tell your own story. I'm a reliable narrator.

Dude, have you done any more stand-up? No. We've gotten into the live shows, and I have not done another solo thing since I opened. I would love to. You're a busy dude, man. That's the thing. Sometimes I see other comics, and I think I could be funnier than that. Those jokes are fine, but I don't want to go up and do half-assed.

You know what I mean? And it's very, I think it's like you got to do it all out. Yeah, you can't do it half-assed. We've got a whole bunch of shit. You can't do it half-assed. Right now, there are more good comics than I think ever in history. Right. When you look at lineups at clubs on the weekends, you're like, oh, killer, killer, killer, killer, killer.

Not counting who's in the theaters and the arenas in the same city. Right. Just like regular fucking everybody going up. Killer, killer, killer. Yeah. Right? And so it's like there's no way to do it half-assed. Yeah. Like I don't want to be following or preceding anybody who's just like much better, much more committed, all that shit.

I will tell you, it was it was like I loved it. It was an awesome moment. It was like something like a bucket list thing that I'm happy even if I just do it once in my life that I did it. It definitely helped. Like we do live podcast, which is very different. But just from getting to know comedy clubs and like, you know, feeling feeling like feeling that out it was it was like an important thing to do but it is i mean just that little bit was like i focused on just that for leading up to you know and i mean there's just so much other shit going on here but i will tell you like from something happened over the last couple years for me all the wheels are on the fucking tracks right now on stage it it has been like even at my advanced age i where i would think i was thinking i'm gonna

be done like i don't think i can do this right we're only just getting started i'm so reinvigorated yeah yo dude you know what you are you're lebron i i was gonna say Belichick yeah he got Steve Belichick I'm having yo and you know me man I'm not a braggadocious no this is the best I've ever been I feel so good on stage you better be doing for nine but that makes sense too it's like you know you talk about like your 10,000 hours. You probably hit that like, you know, two decades ago. Yeah, in my 30s. Yeah, yeah.

Absolutely. You know, and then you get a whole new – I think the problem is if you're like how many jokes can you tell about, you know, this one – I guess it's not the jokes you're writing, but you're up on stage doing the same thing for decades. And now you have something that totally changes the dynamic. And it probably gives you new life. Oh, 100%. And not only that, man. Look, the truth of the matter is when your kids hit a certain age, you think you're going to see them three, four times a year.

And so this is selfishly such cool bonus time for me. Yeah, for real. It's like, you know, and my other kids, like my oldest son has started to come out and do some, he did some stand-up the last few weekends. Yeah. So are you doing like stand-up routine or what are you? Not 100% yet. I think it's definitely in the future. Starting next year, I'm going to just tour with him every weekend.

So I'm going to quit what I've usually been doing. So like I work TV production usually. So I'm going to stop doing that. I'm going to hop work TV production usually, so I'm going to stop doing that. I'm going to hop on the road and just see what doors open. I know I can do time on stage. Not time, you know what I'm saying? That would have been weird. You would not do well.

No, sir. I've often made the argument I'd do very well. I mean, I need structure in my life. I need to go to jail they pick clothes for you you know what I mean I gotta choose my clothes

yeah I need structure that is funny we do like a Q&A yeah which actually that's what's cool is there are no rules anymore

you know or you know there's still like gatekeeping comedy like assholes about how you have to do it and all that shit. But it's like, sell the tickets and fucking perform a song, do an A, do whatever you want.

Yeah, we have a great time on stage, though. Sometimes it gets a little bad. It gets loose. Yeah. Most of the time, like this weekend in Portland was fucking outstanding. They really came out to show up. You guys were in Maine or Oregon? Oregon. Oregon. You say were in Maine Or Oregon Oregon

Oregon Yeah You call Oregon I say Oregon That's weird There's no E at the Oregon Oregon

You know what's weird Is I say Oregon But if I'm talking about I'm like having panic attack Right now I'm just listening To Pacific Northwest In my head

Going alright Washington Like I got that one Definitely Idaho Idaho Idaho I say Oregon But then I say If I'm talking about All right, Washington. I got that one, definitely. Idaho. I say Oregon, but then I say, if I'm talking about the computer game, I'll say the Oregon Trail. But then I'll say Oregon, Michigan. Me too, by the way. That's Oregon.

That's fair, I feel like. I feel like that one makes sense. You know what I've been doing recently? Sort of physically abusing my kids every time they say Mario, because I want them to say Mario like me. When you say sort of physically abusing my kids every time they say Mario because I want them to say Mario like me. When you say sort of physically. What does sort of mean? I run around and torture them. I just like tickle them

until they cannot breathe. Then I say, how do you say his name? And they say Mario and then I let them go. Just getting them to say it the wrong way just because I'm selfish like that. I don't think that's wrong Come on Listen I'm not asking for much

When he was nine I've seen tickle torture before It is a thing Yeah It's a thing It's a way it works I mean you're wearing clothes right Yeah I was gonna say

I've seen it on websites That are very different from You don't need lingerie on right So I think Hey Have you seen this fucking guy Probably not He's running for congress in new york

his whole platform i guess like the big part of his platform is very sex positive so he wants to make sex work all legal and everything so he just fucking put out a porn to announce his candidacy and it's the commercial huh the that weird like commercial uh he put out? He put out an actual porn? On Pornhub, it's called Bucket List Bonanza. And he is just fucking a porn star. Get those. And it's just awkward, regular dude sex. And he's like, I am running for Congress. Before I watch it in its entirety.

Which I will. You will. Can I ask a few questions? Yes, sure. Is it like a scene? Does he do any acting? No, it's very, it's very, you know. Is it campaigning?

He liked the acting. For in this, because if it's a campaigning commercial. Oh, yeah, no, you're right. I thought he would do like, I thought he'd be talking about what he'd be running for. No, this is, it's very. Like it should have been instead of like the pizza guy. It's a door to door. It's a canister.

That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Like, you know, what do I got to do to get your vote? That's what you missed his opportunity for the best political ad ever. No, that's what makes this so weird is it's very sanitary where they do that like they do – like in the beginning she's like, I am here of sound mind. I am not under the influence. No boner.

Sorry. Yeah, it sounds like super rapey. Even though it's the opposite of that. It's like, why did you have to say that? I already assumed that, girl. Now you're making a question. Yeah, you didn't have to. And the crazy thing, when you say it.

And he's on her shoulder and doing that speech. And he's kind of just like awkwardly laughing. And then she's like, okay, let's do it. And he's got like a normal guy body. You never realize how much you want your male porn stars to look hot until you see a fucking regular guy doing it you're like this is gross dude you don't even have abs man what's going on yeah it's like watching josh wolf fuck i don't want to do this over here but but he also at the same time kind of it's like

fuck yeah man that was some awkward like missionary dude and like now you're now you're tired and she's just riding on top of you because you're a middle-aged man. This is some real sex. This is real sex. It's actually a lot like real sex on HBO when you used to watch that. Can you jerk off to real sex? Are you talking about now? The show or actual real sex?

Actual real sex. Oh, okay. Not the show. The show now. Probably depends on when you were 13. Oh, yeah. You're hitting the ceiling watching real sex tvma nudity now i'm like it's a person talking i need seven guys in here but hey but back then you don't even know we're talking about what was the first boob you saw do you remember

his is probably like kim kardashian oh let's guess let's guess was it a movie movie or porn movie mine was I don't know he might have just been internet porn no hold on don't say anything yet don't think oh so so let's say let's say a like I've seen so many tits man is the first or age 12 maybe well the thing is like for movies you could catch it

early you know what I mean? Like I remember watching like horror movies when I was like a little kid where there was always like a girl I guess I actually couldn't tell you which one is the first

one I saw I know the one I think I know what I think too I'm sure I probably saw one earlier again in a horror movie some movie I didn't know I was really watching

I'm gonna guess internet I'm gonna guess internet I don't know if I know the answer to that but if it is movie what year did Role Models come out? Fuck you. Role Models? I was like out of college.

Like with Paul Rudd? Yeah. Jesus. That's got to be like 2007. Yeah, that's when- That was in that golden age of like- The Sean William Scott run. Yeah.

He did like the Rundown. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I would guess that's 2006. No. Can you Google that somebody? I got it. But that was after. That was towards the end of his run, wasn't it?

Yeah. 2008. Yeah. Yeah. So how old are you at that point? 2008, 11. That's probably right around there. That's probably right there.

That's probably. That's the one you might. You maybe saw one in passing, but you remember. That's probably right around there. That's probably. That's the one you might. You maybe saw one in passing, but you remember. That's probably where I pinpointed it. I weirdly watched that movie recently. It's a great movie. It's a great movie, by the way. What was your.

So what do you think was the first. I don't remember the nudity in it. What do you think was the first. I don't remember the nudity in it either. What was the nudity in it? Was it that? Because role models, it has the kids in it. Yeah, it's where they're camping, remember?

And then. Oh, yeah. They go to the camp. They're having sex in the. Yeah, in the tent. Steph was fucking a girl in a tent. Yeah, yeah in it. Yeah, it's where they're camping, remember? Oh, yeah, they go to the camp. They're having sex in the tent. Steph was fucking a girl in a tent. Yeah, yeah, yeah. I didn't realize they forgot about it. Because the little kid walks into the tent, and she's just laying there.

That's a great movie, by the way. That's an underrated movie. It's an underrated movie. It's a little bit much. It's an underrated movie. Super good movie. What do you think the first one? I think mine was – I know the first one, I went went out of where I was like, hold on, rewind.

And maybe it doesn't really count because it wasn't like a full boob, but it was a lot of vagina in Austin Powers. There's a scene she's in a hot tub with her fake tits floating. When you said, I don't know if there was a boob, but there was a lot of vagina. I was like, hey, pause. I'm like, you saw a movie with no tits, but a lot of vagina? There's a scene she's in a hot tub, and she's got the fakest 90s no tits but a lot of it there's a scene she's in a hot tub and she's got like the fakest

like 90s fake tits and they're like floating like buoys and I remember like one of the first times I think like we like really connected as like co-workers

was like we both like sat there and rewound like see if the nipple is coming up I think that's an areola right there is that a bubble

or a nipple or whatever it's like me too I saw fuck what's the name of it Doc Hollywood with Michael J. Fox there were tits

in Doc Hollywood he's like up in the cause he's like a city slicker doctor he goes to like the woods basically the sticks and she walks out

of a lake naked and he's like well maybe this isn't so bad here but it's a really random like um was tommy boy pre or post tommy powers pre black sheet maybe one of them there's like a girl who kind of drops her tommy boy had to be pre austin powers yeah yeah yeah yeah farley let me tell you the first tit i saw on screen oh Oh, God. Charlie Chaplin was out there. It was a talkie. My buddy turned 13, and his dad was like,

all right, I'm going to get you guys two movies. And he had a VCR, and we were like, oh, VCR. And so one of the movies was Warriors. And we had never seen – I got to be honest. What's Warriors? You don't know Warriors?

No, what's that? It's like a – Warriors, come out and play. It's like a – I know you're not going to know. Yeah, both you and I. And it was like at the time not being shown in theaters. It was like real kind of –

It's supposed to be super violent. And then he rented us an Alice in Wonderland porn. So it was just like eight 13-year-old boys. We watched Warriors sitting like this. We watched Alice in Wonderland all on our stomachs. One by one, everybody just started laying down. We were wondering, last man standing,

like, who's this bro? So wait, your dad... Who's this bro? Your dad... Not my dad. Oh, somebody else. You do that now? You got a bunch of other people's kids in your basement watching porn?

You're going to fucking jail. It was such a different time. Yeah, it's crazy. That was the 1800s. The old jokes are not going to stop. It's like a family guy joke. We played it out, but we're going to keep going until it comes back around. You know how I played it out?

When he turned 46 or 47, I decided on his 50th birthday, and I didn't tell him that I was going to start calling him Pops when he turned 50. So when he turned 50, I was like, happy birthday, Pops. And he was like, what the fuck is that? I was at a party. I call my dad Pops, and I forget what time I made the transition, but it was definitely when it was like, what's up, Pops? Now you're Pops.

I'm in his phone as Pops. All caps. We were at a party caps All caps, nothing else This shit face stoolie came up And wanted a picture And gave it to our guy Large who works here and does Boxing coverage and food and all that stuff

And he was like stumbling Like he couldn't get the fucking camera open And I was like, Grandpa, come on dude, take the picture And he was like, oh that's your grandpa man The kid taking the picture And I was like grandpa come on dude take the picture and he was like oh that's your grandpa man this the kid taking the picture and I was like thank you so much like I will never let him hear the end of this you know I am a grandfather yeah okay crazy and so when my his older brother and so when they went I he was like what do you want the crank isas to call you? You get to pick your name. And I was like, all right, call me tomorrow.

Because I wanted to pick the right one. And my wife, we talked about it, and she picked Bebe. Her name's Bethany, and Bebe's easy to say. Okay, yeah, yeah. That's a good, that's a tactic. Like, I want him to say, I want the baby to say my name first. That's right, Bebe. Bebe will come out really quick.

Real quick, right? Yeah. Two years old saying that. Two letters. Two days old saying that. Two letters, and it's the same letter yeah pretty easy so he calls the next day and he goes what does beth want to be called and i said bb and he goes what do you want to be called and i said lebron and he goes what how cool is it to go to bb in the bronze house who who doesn't

want to go to bb and lebron and plus i like, I really want to be at the park and just have a little kid be like, LeBron! Everyone was like, get the fuck out of here. Your dad's LeBron? Yeah. You don't look like him. He said to me, he goes, does everything have to be a joke with you? And I'm like, yeah.

Are you new? You've been around for a while, man. Yeah. But he made me pick again. So now we're B.B. and JoJo. B.B. and JoJo. I like that. I like that, too, man. But he made me pick again. So now we're BB and JoJo. BB and JoJo? I like that. I like that, too, though.

Kind of sounds like Casey and JoJo. I was going to say, the fantastic R&B duo, Casey and JoJo. Everybody vetoed LeBron, by the way. Your wife, me. Your wife, everybody. I'm like, what is Trevor? They didn't get it. It's funny that it's like this.

Everything's going to be a joke. It reminds me of the scene when Elaine is talking to Jerry. And it's like, everything with you is just so jokey. And he's like, I'm a comedian. Yeah. Literally exactly how it is. What are you surprised about? I couldn't imagine living any other way.

The hardest I've ever laughed, I think, in my life was at my grandfather's funeral. I was there. Not that, not that, it was my my dad's dad oh i my you know my brothers and we're all kind of bit of assholes yeah but like what cuts tension better than good humor yeah and look man he was a funny guy what what are you guys? Jewish? Jewish and Asian? Is that what you said? He's Jewish and Asian, yeah. We're straight Jew.

That's how you get Adam Driver? Yeah. I guess so. It worked out. It really is. It's uncanny. Before, you said on the weekends, I was going to make some Adam Driver fucking stunt double joke.

I mean, you look exactly like him. Yeah, it worked out. It's jarring. You're joke. I mean, you look like, exactly like it. Yeah, it worked out. It's jarring. Yeah. You're welcome. Yeah. I guess. Thanks.

Sure. No, that's a good one. That's a good compliment. I've been getting a lot. I've been also getting recently like a young Adrian Brody. Yes. Yeah, those guys have that. Which also, I will take.

Also take. Not a bad one. I will tell you, man, you know, and I I'm just gonna say this for him it it cannot have been easy growing up as him I

you know before I getting Adam Driver and Adrian Brody he had his business and the most embarrassing parts of his life yeah that millions

and millions and millions of people saw and commented on. And, like, you know, dude, so much respect. Yeah, I mean. So much. And I would run it by him.

Yeah. Yeah, you can tell it. I think he liked the new shoes and shit, you know. Yeah. You want to go on that trip, man? You want that? We need a new joke, dude. Yeah.

But, like, I think people think it was some sort of oh he grew up in my house so it must have been easy for him I can't imagine at 14 life is hard enough yeah but a 14 to have the whole world kind of point and laugh having your fucking dad write the jokes for your enemies at school yeah but also the same time what do you need to be the joke writer. Yeah. Not just playing videos instead of saying anything. Just listen. I don't have to say much. Tell your family.

I also could see it working, though. Yeah. So, like, it did also eventually work to my advantage. Yeah. I mean, it's like, okay. Like, ha-ha. Like, yeah, my dad's fucking, like, funny and famous and we're rich and this is awesome. Fuck you.

Yeah. Well, I mean, you know, I also, if anybody ever tried to take jotes it was like you know i learned to try and fight back but never physically because i was always going to get my ass beat if that ever happened because i was never a big kid still not a big kid um and so it was always just killing them with the same thing that they were trying to kill me sure yeah yeah or killing myself not like like fear before yeah Yeah, they could get it. Yeah, so eventually it. I learned the way I learned how they moved yeah That's like the Jedi shit. Yeah I mean it could absolutely backfire or it could work out like perfectly and it seemed to yeah

I know there's there's a lot of like you know like People who are you know know your baby didn't like consent to these pictures or these videos or these jokes or whatever but it's also like i don't know shut the fuck up man like i'm telling like wholesome funny stories it's not like you're really ever telling you know there's some there's some personal shit but it's never like specifically like his thing that no other 14 year old boy was going through or every family's not dealing with or whatever he also always asked

and there was always a mutual consent of yeah you're good to tell that. Like I said he didn't tell the iCloud story for a while and then when I met David Ortiz he said it was his favorite joke and then laughed at me about it and then we went. And then you're like tell it forever. And then I was like

There's nothing better than getting the green light from someone when they're like don't tell his story and then I was like you's nothing better than getting the green light from someone When they're like don't tell a story And then I was like you can do it Because right after that We was just back to being regular and talking And going out to a dinner And I was like dude tell any joke you want I'm not embarrassed anymore

It was the night that I learned That being embarrassed is made up 90% of people don't even know who the fuck you are Or are going to remember what you do It's such a good thing to know It's hard to like A lot of people don't even know who the fuck you are or are going to remember what you do. It's such a good thing to know about yourself. It's hard to like – a lot of people can say that. It's also different to truly accept it and live it.

But once you do, it's like – Your life changes. That was the night that my mentality, like a switch just flipped. You do realize – and I'm so glad that did happen for you, dude. I can get so many more stories but you do realize it's such a good thing to realize that being embarrassed is kind of something you're making up in your own head no i mean because like not look the world doesn't give a shit about you yeah nobody's paying attention to you zero people but and then also even when they are like let's say you know you go viral you're getting made

fun of what you're in the blender, like, they're not making fun of you, they're making fun of, like, that situation that you happen to be the star of in that moment. But if it was me, it would be the same thing. If it was him, it would be the same thing. Like, you take your turn, you get out, and you keep it moving. Like, when people do go viral, and it's

like, you know, like, their life's gonna be ruined, it's like, nobody knows who it is. That's just the guy who, like, got, you know, like their life's going to be ruined. It's like nobody knows who it is. That's just the guy who like got, you know, kicked out of the Target or whatever. They're not like that was Steve Smith who lives down the block. I will tell you though. It's just nameless, faceless people that were all. Can I ask you, do you think you're better at your job or better off as a person after what you went through? I for sure let go of the little things.

The worst thing that used to happen to me on the internet was people would be like, I don't think that blog was funny or you were awkward in that video and I would be like, fuck, I'm awkward on camera. Now I'm like, that shit does not even register. And it still goes to this day like when people are talking shit about that stuff that's like harder to get through but when you when you let go of that too it's like well now there's nothing left right the little stuff doesn't matter the big stuff is it's played out or you're you know i've i've moved on

they've moved on we've all moved on except for you guys so like go ahead wait you know i'm almost happy like keep saying that rather than talking about my receding hairline or me putting on weight or whatever else would still you know what i mean like so you're fat i'm old you know whatever like that by the way i'm gonna like doing those welcome to the fight, everyone. My turn now. But yeah, I mean, I think,

I can't say that I'm like a better person for it. I think I'm like tougher. A tougher person for it. Did you notice, like, was there a point in time, because you had to do the show with him still every day. Yeah he did the show that like that monday after everything blew up but we didn't miss a minute he he was a soldier was there like a period where he was like kind of here or just like it was a did you know no i've always said i i don't know if it's like an actual psychological term or just a term i've heard but like red light syndrome where like i know there

have been like tough nights or tough days where i've then like it's like we got to record we hit play and it's like no it's that's totally normal and then this was talking afterwards this probably is what like saved me throughout it all because i was able to just be like like whatever i'm between the lines almost like it's like sports you could compartmentalize once you got in here yeah for sure and that'll you know one day inevitably blow up in my face it's just eating away at it's compartment about 15 20 years in a weird way when blood starts to come on my eyeballs i should have talked to somebody about it yeah i mean it is weird it's like i don't know what the difference is other than i mean i know what the obvious difference is between like me and other people in like the entertainment world who have gone through it.

And it's mostly just the level of fame. But there are a lot of people who did and went through exactly what I did and went through. And nobody cares. And with me, it just follows me. Everything I put out, everything I say, everything I do, people are just constantly reminded. Somebody asked me about if i was gonna like get you can like pay people like scrub your google research search results and stuff and i was gonna do it at one point and i i don't because it's just like every i put out a video on instagram

and the top comment is like did you know that he cheated on his wife and then new people are like really did he and it's just like i don't know it's just you know nobody cares that i don't want to blast other names out there that did it but like your favorite comic who does this and your favorite actor does that like did the same fucking shit went through the same thing and nobody cares so yeah but dude it's kind of you know who those people are right yeah so in in the grand scheme of things inconsequential they you know those people, you know who isn't? Well, they're also mega rich. Yeah.

And I wish I was mega rich. No, no, no, no, no. I'm talking about the people leaving those comments. Oh, oh, oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So inconsequential. That's what I mean. There are zero successful people leaving those comments. For sure.

And so, like, and also, dude, you know, look, man, I will tell you, not just professionally, but personally. And I told him this last week. I feel better than I ever have in my entire life. Something switched with me a couple, maybe six months ago. So I stopped, you know, on stage. I've always been super free and I don't care if I make mistakes because I always looked at comedy as like a puzzle. Right. free and I don't care if I make mistakes because I always looked at comedy as like a puzzle right and when you do if I did

a thousand piece puzzle right now if I tried to fit a puzzle in piece in and it didn't work I wouldn't think of that as a failure or a mistake I'd be like oh I need to find another piece of this puzzle yeah so I've always thought of comedy that way so I've never thought of failure it's good a good I moved that to my life about six months ago

and so when things don't work or something I don't work or something, I don't think of my things in terms of success and failure anymore because it's life. It's all life. It's all the puzzle piece. That's such a good analogy. What the fuck took you so long to come up with six months ago? Guess what?

I already got it now. We're doing it now. Can I hurt it one second? I'm going to apply it to my entire life. Can I tell you? It was mushrooms. I'm not doing the right to my entire life. Can I tell you? It was mushrooms. Psychedelic drugs. I'm not doing the right mushrooms. It was 100% mushrooms. Yeah, man. Yo, mushrooms did the two biggest changes in my life in the last two years.

Without a doubt. Is that one, which was mushrooms? And the one before it was mushrooms is, yo, I used to have a little up and down depression, right? Probably the same as 90% of the people in the world. And one day was a real down and I was like fuck I'm leaving the planet tonight and I'm taking some mushrooms and as I took the mushroom I thought that was gonna be dark I'm taking some mushrooms right and so I I take a whole bunch of mushrooms and about about midway through the trip, my brain said to me, yo, dude, hey, just so you know, this is the same brain you had earlier. You're in control of how you feel.

Right. You're in control. So you're thinking about good things right now. If you thought about bad things right now, you'd feel better. You'd feel better. Stop thinking about the bad things. And so, look, it didn't happen overnight. But any time, I don't even call myself a piece of shit anymore.

It hasn't happened in – Wow. That's the goal, man. In over a year and a half, I haven't said anything, even in my own head, bad about myself. That's wild. That's really – that's nirvana, man. That's like achieving some sort of zen. Every time I did the first couple months, I would be like, nah, change that.

That's not what you think about yourself. You're not that guy. That's so like – That's like achieving some sort of zen, you know? Every time I did the first couple months, I would be like, nah, change that. That's not what you think about yourself. Well, you know what? That's so, like, crazy. That's very cool. Yeah, and it makes me feel, like, so stupid and like a pussy that I can't tell my own brain to stop, you know what I mean?

Like, just fucking tell your brain to stop, dude. Just stop it. Because we've been conditioned to be like, it's not okay to think good about yourself. You're an not okay to think good about yourself. You're an asshole if you think good about yourself. I really wish I could change. I've always said if I could go back and do it again, I think I would be a little less self-deprecating. Because I thought that's definitely my style of humor.

But you can still be self-deprecating, dude, and realize. I'm going to tell you something about the two of you guys. If you think of, in the history of people who have podcast i want to tell you you are in the one percent yeah does it that's something that when you leave here some days you should be like we're fucking right we do he's good about that he'll remind me every now and then or like uh we'll have a week where it's like we interviewed like amazing comics We put out a new set of merch, new game, new this, new that. And we were like, that would be a good career for a couple people. And we did this shit in like a week.

But that's far. We do that like once every six months. Yeah, that's moving chairs on a Titanic. We're doing a bunch of shit this week to promote the show and this was his he was like if I can come

100% 100% this is my number one I was like if I gotta come for one day or one thing or my flight gets delayed what time is Barstool

and he was like one I was like I will be there awesome man I love that I was like I will swim there

I don't know how I will fucking be there at one. That's awesome. Because this is fucking awesome. And you two are so good and have gotten exponentially better. Have you noticed? I love when people say that because I'm like,

does that mean that we went from good to great or from bad to good? You know what you went from? You went from good at your job to having a real specific voice there's no you you guys have a very specific voice and tone of this show i would agree with that yeah yeah and so that's what's changed like for me as somebody who likes stories and storytellers when you have a specific point of view that's a story every time i listen to your show i'm listening to yeah your story right so that's what I think you guys definitely locked into that you know but but but fuck yeah yeah you like I mean it's it's it's just I

think that this era is still so fresh into the social media and internet era where like I don't I've said a million times i do not think we are programmed to have this much interaction good or bad and like it's it's just not natural to either be praised by a hundred thousand people or hated by a hundred thousand people with you know the good the bad the ugly like all of it is like this we're supposed to like have your five people in your family and you then meet another five people and you marry and like that's it you know what i mean you lived on a farm and you knew like seven people your whole fucking life and now it's like no we're gonna you're

like the whole world could literally judge you if you get caught up in you know the when he used when he would come home from school and he had his phone right and? And I remember... How old, by the way, how old when you got him his first phone? It was my first day of sixth grade. So... It's like 12? 11, 12, something like that, yeah. I remember my daughter was like, I need a phone. I'm like, why?

And she was like 10 or 11. She was like, what, to get in touch with you? I'm like, from where? Where are you going to be? And she was like, I'm going to bring you there. Yeah, and then someone's going to call me when it's time to come get you. And she was like, what if I get kidnapped?

I'm like, they're not going to let you make a phone call. They're going to take your phone first and foremost. 100% chance. It's not jail. You don't get one call. They take your phone immediately like I think about how much shit I used to

like walk to school alone go on the bus alone like just walk out of the house and be like I'll be back later if my kids

I mean they're still young now but when they're in fourth and fifth grade if they were to just like walk out of the door and be like I'll be back in six hours I

I feel like I'd call the police I'd be like they're gone no cell phone no nothing and it was okay I'm sure some kids I'll be back in six hours. I feel like I called the police. With no way to get in touch with them. They're gone. No cell phone, no nothing. And it was okay. I'm sure some kids did get kidnapped or died, whatever. I don't know.

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And we were getting into it a little bit I go dude Keep it up I'm gonna take your phone That's the big one right? And I go you're gonna have to use a pay phone He goes You mean like the one from 7-Eleven?

I go no dude Not a phone I buy for you That has minutes Not a pay phone Oh And he minutes, not a pay phone. And he goes, what's a pay phone? I'm like, this is not a good conversation. Do you remember I used to call Collect, and when it said, like, what's your name, I would say where I was for my parents to come get me.

And then they would not accept the charges because they couldn't pay, like, the 75 cents, I guess. Bob, out of baby, it's a boy. It's a boy. One of the greatest commercials ever. Do you know that one? You remember that one? Yeah, of course. Bob, out of baby baby it's a boy one of the greatest commercials ever do you know that one you know that one yeah of course bob we out of baby it's a boy i will tell you people shit don't worry jacob he at the beginning of quarantine he was coming over and he was like hey i want to watch some movies comedy movies that i've never watched with you that's a good he like proactively did it you didn't have to jam it down his throat and the

the first thing i put on for him have you guys ever what's the choice that's a good He like proactively did it You didn't have to jam it down his throat And the first thing I put on for him Have you guys ever seen What's the choice That's a big choice The first one What'd you pick Have you ever seen Windy City Heat No

That Movie Okay Does it suck Is that what you're gonna say No It was Like for me

It's like a cult classic right Okay But it is I'm gonna explain what it is So yeah It's so well done Wait Okay you like it is I'm going to explain what it is yeah it's so well done wait okay you like it

I wasn't sure where you were going with it okay loved it loved every minute I thought you were about to say that movie sucked I loved every minute of it

it was so good I might mess up how they got the the movie made but from what I understand there was this dude who used to hang around

at the comedy store a lot and fancied himself an actor and there's a guy nominated down there the comedy store named don barris don barris is a great prankster comic he does something called the ding dong show you go late night to the comedy store you're gonna see don you're gonna see some weird shit he's notoriously funny and yeah and bananas well don set up this movie fake here's a fake movie script and everything but the movie was casting this dude scary carrie maybe was his name i don't even fancy they cast carrie in this movie that was was fake. I thought it was Perry. Perry. They filmed the whole fake movie, but they filmed him.

They filmed the movie. It was like a spoof. Movieception. They filmed the movie. While they were filming the movie. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And in the movie, they made Perry do all his own stunts. He was the main character And do some terrible shit

He's like do I really have to And they'd be like yeah you want to be in the Bobcat Goldthwart was the director He only ever talked with a megaphone Even at lunch Fucking hilarious They had a premiere At Man's Chinese

Where they showed the fake movie And put it in the real movie. Wow. It was. That's cool. It's so. That's what it sounds like. It's from.

It's from the gotta be. Dude, I'll tell you what. I saw it. You remember when Santa versus Jesus was going around Trey and Matt's VHS tape pre-South Park? Yeah. That's what really put them on the map. That used to be a viral video when people were handing each other VHS tapes.

That is how they really made their mark. Well, when he said he was a VHS, it just got passed around. It's on YouTube right now. I want to watch it. It's so good if you just think about what they pulled off.

He still thinks he was the star of a movie right because and yeah he thinks that people have that movie or can see it but I don't know if he still thinks don't really I don't know if he still does but I know he did then the whole world is keeping the best yeah yeah it's and that was the first thing I showed him just because to me, like, if I'm going to show him what weird kind of that I think is funny, let's just start there. That's a big, like, weight to be like, what? Because, like, you show him something that sucks and he's like, my dad has bad taste.

I was going to go, when he said he, because I wanted to show him things I thought he'd never watch. Naked Gun. Uh-huh. Airplane. Yeah. Fletch. I forgot. There's a remake going on right now the new remake of fletch is great yeah yeah if you don't like comedy i actually thought it was a decent movie yeah oh i don't just not a comment i don't think

it's very funny yeah yeah it's a whodunit yeah it's a great whodunit yeah yeah yeah because i'm like i i remember saying to my wife at one point i'm like i think that was supposed to be a joke but it just feels like information yeah no like i'm watching a ted talk i don't know i wouldn't i wouldn't i compare it to like knives out where it's like it's more of a whodunit than like yeah yeah there's a line or two that's a little funny entertaining right and he's an entertaining dude yeah and i knew that it's funny you that it's funny. You know what's funny?

When I watched that with my wife, all I was thinking is that she was thinking that he had a huge dick. Yeah. That's all I was thinking. He was like, I'm sure she's just looking to see if she can see his dick right now. That's all anybody is thinking about with that guy ever again. And I don't know if that's a good thing or a bad thing. Yeah.

You think he works more or less? That's like one of those monkey paw thing where it's like you would wish that for a genie, right? Like I want to have the biggest dick in the world and everyone would know it. And then when it's literally all anyone is ever thinking – Is that really on your wish list? Wait, who are we talking about? Jon Hamm. Okay.

I was going to say, I was like, you guys are just saying him and this and he and I was like – Me, it's me. Who the fuck are we talking about? But like that guy is a very good actor, right? But a lot of people are like – Are you telling me right like, big dick, big dick, big dick, big dick. Are you telling me right now, biggest dick is a, that would be something you would want to be known for? No, not me, but you know, like tropes. Like fucking, you know, cliche.

I wouldn't waste like one of my three wishes. If I had like a whole bunch of wishes, I would eventually, I'd eventually ask. He just said not top priority but if I had to like seven inches I'm like where on the wish list maybe I'm like my

like where on the wish list like my 27th wish or something oh yeah down there at the Carlton Fisk Chris he's like

not a top priority but down there Pudge yeah I've got like a taking care of everything like real and good

give me a couple more inches yeah that's our priority but if you got more space right yeah yeah

27 seems like what else right about it that's at the point where you're like flamingos what else I love it

maybe get a hoverboard yeah go bigger dick I would pick a hoverboard. Go bigger, dick. I would pick a hoverboard for us. Over big dick? I would... One of the... I never could skateboard a lick.

I couldn't even put my fucking foot on the board and just pedal and push along. And I probably would... Absolutely. That might be one of my three wishes, is to be able to be like, bam, I can skateboard and surf and do all that shit. Is that, okay, if you were going to pick one sport, one skill that you don't have, that

skateboard is yours? Are we talking like skill, like I'm going to be a professional athlete? Like, no, because then I would pick like, I'd be like a lefty reliever and play for like 30 fucking years, you know? Oh, you picked lefty reliever over golfer? Yeah, I don't really like golf. So I would pick something baseball related where I can just... Golf lifestyle seems pretty great.

You get to pick when you play. When you play baseball, you don't. But then I have to decide if I'm going to do live or not. I would be on that Saudi Arabian. I would be on that Saudi Arabian. I want to be the press conference. Did you see how much money Justin Thomas...

Justin Johnson. Did you see how much money Justin Thomas, Dustin Johnson, he played like six events this year, and he made more money than his whole PGA Tour combined. It's fucking bananas. I don't care. Who's backing it? Justin Thomas and Dustin Thompson seem like the same name. Dustin Johnson.

Dustin Johnson. Those are the same guys, just with a little more coke on one of the others. He's married to Paulina Gretzky. That's the way to remember it. That's actually a good way to... Yeah. It's a good one. Yeah, it's a good way to remember it.

I'd like to be remembered as that, yeah. I want to ask you guys a question. And I know you guys, we got to fly. But I want to ask your honest opinion on the show that we shot. On Family Tussle. Because I pitched it to a bunch of places, and they had a bunch of really terrible ideas about what the show could be or couldn't be

or should be or shouldn't be. And so I was like, fuck it. I'm going to self-fund it. Just like I did with my comedy special. I said to you earlier, I was like, I've heard so many people say they and them. It's like they wouldn't do it. They wouldn't produce it.

These guys. I was like, who is they and them? People who used to be the gay people. Yeah, yeah. And I'm like, fuck all those people, man. Dude. Do whatever. And you're in a spot where you can self-fund.

Certain people, you have to play by the rules. But once you don't have to kevin fuck them only because in 2000 whatever 17 18 i thought i was gonna have to quit comedy before that father of the year came out that one where i was like i remember really 17 18 this a man i was feel felt great on stage but my tickets had dropped i was off of chelsea lately in tv for long enough where they weren't really my fans. I love them, but they were her fans, right? So eventually they fall off. And I hadn't quite figured out YouTube,

and I put that special up. Nobody was buying my special, and I put it up probably before most people were putting it up. Yeah, you were early on that. And I just bet on the quality of, I'm like, I know this is good. Yeah.

And so I did it. How many views did that do? Do you know? Like the special has over 10 million views. That's a fucking monster. And the clips have between Facebook and YouTube have over 200 million views. Jesus. Those clips are so many.

But, but, but that's when I was like And I was talking to him He was like Dude you've done all of this On your own already Yeah

Why are we Asking somebody else Yeah I've never Been more proud of anything I've ever made in my life Than this We did 10 episodes

Not just because I got to do it with him But because From Opening the notebook Page one To closing it Did it your own way Yeah This was Yeah just because I got to do it with him, but because from opening the notebook page one to closing it. Did it all your way?

Yeah. This was. Yeah. Something I got to do myself. What I love about it is the, like a little bit of old school Barstool where we used to do all like the physical challenges. And we like that kind of has gone by the wayside here. And I like seeing like the, like the dunk contest was like a throwback to like the shit

that we used to do. But then I, you know, the dunk contest is fine, whatever, all the the shit that we used to do but then you know the dunk contest is fine whatever all the punishments and all that can be there was a little bit too much spread asshole old man asshole old asshole

I thought I was in the fucking room I was in the room that's on you dog I would have been like you gotta go do this I was in the fucking room. I was in the room. Yo, that's on you, dog. I would have been like, all right, Dad, you got to go do this. No, that was a creative decision. I was like, yo, fuck that. I'm not in the room. And he was like, oh, if I'm getting my asshole waxed, you're watching.

I don't know who's the big loser there. I hired my brother to be set photography. So he was with that zoom lens. Like, do I got to take a picture of this? Get in there, dude. Tell him what he says. Hey, by the way. Did it hurt?

Because I have to do it. You've got to get his asshole waxed. I have to do it, too. I have to get my asshole waxed. The butthole didn't work. The top of the mound hurt. Yeah. Everyone says the asshole's fine.

The two people have talked about it. I was thinking about it, though. Like, everyone. Because. John's walking around. How's your asshole feeling? Get waxed. Excuse me. Can I John's walking around, how's your asshole feeling? Excuse me, can I ask a quick poll?

How's your asshole? But your asshole goes through a lot. Your asshole's got some metal to it, some toughness. Yeah, listen, it's been through a lot. Yeah. Just judging by your body, it's been through a lot. A couple of hairs being pulled off

I think you're gonna be alright it is pretty bald as is yeah I thought the banter too though like at the end when the two comics who are the judges of the duck contest and you guys are all just shooting the shit I mean that's what will

always make our audiences laugh, right? It's just like busting balls and clowning each other because that was as organic and funny as it gets. So you can plug in a dunk contest or a boxing match or whatever else you plan. As long as that's there, like that's the authentic. I agree.

You know, we kept it on purpose. You could see the crew behind me. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's very, it doesn't feel like, it's like a Barstool video. It's like we're just here to do the thing not to like create a video for you you know this is what this is what i want you to feel like it was fun to watch yeah and and it's looking when i say you can see the set behind me it's well produced yeah yeah this is not a like a piece together shit it looks good it sounds good but But you can see some of the background to it

and to see how it was put together and the other people working there. I like that shit, man. And I like the flowiness. The flowiness. And I also like the nostalgia. I'm always a big nostalgia guy that comes with it. Where like I, watching it,

I could vividly remember the first time I beat my dad at something. And I can tell, it was football and I got around the edge on him, but it was Thanksgiving, so I was slipping in the leaves and I rolled into the end zone in the backyard, and I could see his face like, oh, he got around me.

What the hell? I was trying. I'll never forget that moment. The nostalgia there is always there. Also, eight-foot hoops is one of the greatest things ever. There was these guys 10 years ago when I first started. Yeah, the 92, a couple of nostalgia, the eight-foot hoops, too. These guys in Staten Island back in 2010 started an eight-foot hoop league.

No! They were all D1X athletes who couldn't make it but are still fucking awesome. And they had real courts, glass backboards, blue court, nicely.

And these guys could fly and they put together highlight reels of their games. And I think they were also playing. It was kind of like And One. It was like, we're playing, but we're also going gonna let you get these

donks off the rim and there jumping over it was called like probably without I feel like, I feel like, I feel like, what are you gay dude? Fucking blue voter wants a pool tube around the rim. No man, I, I, I, I can't even imagine too doing it with your son. I know you said that's like an extra, but that's gotta be an awesome, and you for doing with your dad like that. My kid's so young now that I can't even imagine like, you know, 10, 15 years from now doing something like that with him has got to be wild. Well, did you like...

Thank God he's like handsome and funny and shit. Like if he wasn't and you were trying to do this, boy, Jacob's dead weight over here. Is he carrying a fucking 140-pound backpack the entire time? I could use him to be a little less handsome. Yo, when we do shows together, our meet and greet lines are completely different. I'm sure.

It is a whole different ballpark. I'm like, what's going on over there? Keep it moving, honey. Keep it moving. Hands to yourself. All right, so that's all going to be on YouTube. It's on my YouTube channel, Josh Wolf Comedy. And then I'll be dropping things on Facebook, too.

We're on the road together a bunch. We're doing Australia, New Zealand in January. Yo, dude. Bro, that to me is also the sign of like You can go literally To the other side of the world And people are fucking with you Enough that they're buying tickets And going out and shit They

It's not just They don't just fuck with us Within two days Almost Every single show In Australia Is sold The fuck out of it

We're gonna have to add We already added shows to one city We're gonna have to add shows To the other city The shows in January That's wild it's been pretty crazy i'm telling you like there's is that like your mark like is that i don't know man crazy like it's been from everywhere like we'll do a live video and it's you know we see

hopping in a way like it's so humbling dude like indonesia like uh nuts yeah it's so humbling it it's a differentbling it's a different I have such a different perspective man you know when I step on stage now I used to be I used to have

I think a little more aggressive attitude and now when I get on stage and I see people out there it's I know who's on my list of people who I would leave my house to go see

so the fact that I'm on anyone's list every time I hop on stage I'm like holy fuck you left your house you left your house? You left your house to see me. Houses are so sick.

Yeah, dude. Do you have one? They're amazing. Alcohol is free. Your shoes were off and you put them back on? You put them on like there wasn't a fire? All right. Yeah.

That's awesome. That's super cool, man. Yeah, that's awesome. I really appreciate you guys having both of us on. Absolutely. Yeah, man. You're kidding's awesome. I really appreciate you guys having both of us on. Absolutely. Yeah, man. You're kidding me. Come on.

Absolutely. This kind of ensures that you'll be dead soon. Yes. And then there will still be a wolf on our show. There'll be like 30 years of wolf appearances. How many? I'll take that. How many comics had you had on before me?

Nah. Napar Gatsi was the first one I ever did. That I know for sure. And then after that, you know, you're within that first group. Yeah. And I always appreciate that.

You've always, you've always really like supported the show and behind the scenes and on the internet and everything. It was awesome. I really, like I said. Chelsea lately was one of the inspirations for Barstool

Dave always said he wanted it to be like part PTI part of the interruption part like SNL I think and part Chelsea lately with the round table and the current events

and all that shit well dude I when I worked on the show I used to we used to do news topics right yeah

we'd make jokes up and so everybody else would go straight to entertainment news and I'd go straight to barstool yeah you're taking ours but we were like you I would oh and so when Chelsea would read it and she'd be like this is from bars yeah we were always like yeah I was always like the TV there would be like that really mattered back then it was like we're you know it was like i remember posting an ad on i put i posted an ad on barstool for a show in boston i want to say

yeah but i remember when davey was doing dave was doing stuff at the park with poppy yeah yeah yeah i remember yeah man awesome that was – The good old days. Yeah. Now he has $100 million. And he hasn't changed a bit. It's not at all. You know what? One of my favorite answers from anybody ever on any question ever, somebody called up and was like, you sold out. Like now you're like the rich asshole when you used to be, you know, blah, blah.

And he was like, I was always that guy. I just didn't have the money. Yeah. He's like, no, I didn't change at all. The money changed, but I was always that guy. Now I can just do it. And I was like, you know what? You're a fucking asshole, but that's great.

Basically, he was like, I was the same guy, but since I was poor, you were like, I know that dude. I know that dude, but now he's rich. You're like, look at this rich asshole. One time, Dave Portnoy waited waited in a little bit of a rain sprinkle for playoff tickets to the Red Sox, and that became the salvo for Barstool Sports. We're the guys who wait in the rain for the tickets.

You did that once, motherfucker. And ever since then, you've been in suites. Get out of here. Worked out pretty well, though. Yeah, dude, amazing. All right, so everybody go check it out, Family Tussle, and everything else otherwise on JoshWolfComedy. ComedianJoshWolf.com. ComedianJoshWolf.com.

ComedianJoshWolf.com. Do you have Instagram or whatever? Yeah, Instagram, Jake underscore Wolf. Come see what's up. Yeah, super easy. I post a lot of pictures that my girlfriend takes of me. There you go. Not those kind of pictures.

We learned our lesson. We learned our lesson. That's a nice bookend right there. I got my own iCloud now, everybody. Fuck that. All right, big thank you to Josh and Jacob for coming through. We are going to get to some voicemails with just me and Johnny here to keep our voicemails alive. Send in some new ones, too.

Yeah, we do need new ones. We need a whole new crop of video voicemails. If you don't want to put your face on it, you can just cover the camera or film the wall. Point it at something else. You understand how not to be on camera, right? Right. Just don't want to put your face on it, you can just cover the camera or film the wall. Point it at something else. You understand how not to be on camera, right? Right. Just don't have your phone. People are saying that.

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All right. Obviously driving right now, listening to you guys answer my styrofoam cup voicemail. It was not a souvenir cup. It wasn't anything cool. I actually don't even know where the man got it. Cause it didn't look like something you could get inside a stadium. Doesn't matter.

I know I talk too much, Kevin. I'm very self-conscious about it. Sorry. I'm driving behind a car right now with a license plate that says Pacino. My question is, what would your vanity plate be if you had one, you were going to get one, had or had one? Because they're inherently asshole. I believe you have six characters.

So six characters, what's your license plate going to say? Automatically, if you do this, you're an asshole. 100%. But if you got to do it, it's a cool exercise toatically, if you do this, you're an asshole. 100%. But if you gotta do it, it's a cool exercise to make. Can you make this cool? Can you make a vanity license plate cool? I didn't have a vanity plate.

I guess technically it was a vanity plate. But on my first car, I had a vanity plate. It wasn't a custom numbers and letters, but it was a Bruins plate. So it was like the Boston Bru and letters okay but it was a bruins plate okay so it was like like like someone goes like the boss of the foundation or whatever it was yeah yeah it had random whatever um i mean you know i've seen you've seen it all most vanity plates

are usually bragging about the car and the money yeah i mean it's like dr dr vanity plates fantasy football name fantasy football um sorry vanity plates fantasy football name, fantasy football. Sorry. Vandy plates, fantasy football teams and boat names are all things that the person who chose it thinks it's the funniest fucking thing of all time. No one else is even remotely interested. I do like the boat name challenge. I could. I can.

You can come up with a cool boat name. Yeah. There's because they're there. They're very, very often. you're like oh yeah that's a fucking douchebag well the thing the vanity plate is like it's a license plate it's stupid a fantasy football team name you're trying to be like sexual innuendos it's like whatever a boat is like i bought this and i own this and i like take care of this and you can name it like belichick having seven rings yeah that's a cool a cool, you know, that's cool. Right.

I think it's up to eight rings. I forget. But a vanity plate. Fucking A, man. I mean, it's hard to be like, do something that you're inherently against. Six characters is crazy. It's also tough, too, because that's where you get it. I mean, SAF TV. That would be cool.

In 2015. No, I think it's come around. What if you did Sad Boy? Yeah, Sad Boy. S-A-D-B-O-Y. Sad Boy. I think that's a little too, like, I don't know. You'd probably get out of tickets a lot.

Well, you know what's weird? Like, Sam Roberts has his Twitter handle is not Sam. His fucking Jeep says not Sam. And I was driving on the highway once, and I saw him, and I was like, filming, I was like, is that Sam? And he was like, yeah, it's me. So it's kind of a weird way to be like, yeah, everybody knows who you are. The cops don't know who you are. Like, people, you know, in the streets might know who you are.

If it's like a direct, you know, your Twitter handle or something like that where people know exactly what it is. I'd have Pig Boy. Whistle thing. Pig Boy. I'm a little Pig Boy. Imagine you get pulled over. Pig Boy. License and registration, please.

Pig Man. I do like in my fantasies I'm always a boy still. 34 years old. I could be a man well I'm gonna create something let's call boy for the boys sad boy bro you're 34 you're going gray you're gonna turn into Santa Claus He's like by the way That's not really gonna happen Don't get your hopes up

By the way Santa's not real Anyway Go fuck yourself I think Tweet at us What should our license weight be I think it's funnier

To make them for other people It's hard to come up With them yourself Yeah Alright last voicemail What do we got What's up KFC Fights

First time long time Listening to you guys For probably about Seven eight years now. Big toe. Big toe. Shout out Thrones in the background there. Big time Thrones fan. Big toe.

Big toe. But anyway, really awkward on video, so it's not going to be a well thought out sentence or question here, but hopefully the question itself is actually good. I was just listening to the episode where you interviewed Maddie Smith and you guys were talking about how she's from Buffalo and the pizza place that she worked at is actually owned by my family in a way. It's my aunt's brother-in-law that owns it and my aunt was like a general manager there for however many years until the whole lawsuit that she mentioned and everything. But I just thought it was kind of crazy that, like, at the start of the podcast,

I had never heard of Maddie Smith at all. And the next thing you know, it's a really weird, like, close connection. So I guess my question is just, you know, what's the craziest close connection or craziest connection you found out of something that you would never accept? Six degrees of separation is one of the most fascinating human things in the world. Correct. Like, it really is. I mean, I know it's a huge thing in a movie, and people do know it, but it's a phenomenon.

It's fucking wild. I mean, you've got to know a lot of things and a lot of people, and there are some pretty, like, you can do it. I always do that with my friends where I'm like, you realize you're on the third degree of Kevin Bacon now. Right. I was like, I've done, I've been kevin bacon you are now the second degree yeah second degree you're now the second degree kevin bacon right like that's that's great that's all it takes it's so weird um and you can you can do that with like a lot of people um but um but that's i think that's why people like love podcasts it's just like you. You know what? Maddie, by the way, is the fucking best.

If you haven't listened to that episode. I didn't finish it. You texted me about it and I pretended I didn't finish it. Oh, you didn't? I think you saw me. I liked it. I just kind of scroll and tap. You didn't see this video?

No. So Maddie Smith, who is so fucking funny and so likable. I love her. She fell off a treadmill. She broke her arm. She said she broke her funny bone. I think she maybe meant collarbone, or maybe she did something to her funny bone.

I think she's just making a joke. Oh, okay. If I had to guess, I don't know. I don't know. It doesn't really seem like a joke. But listen to this, and make sure you hear the... You have to listen to the very end. What's up, motherfuckers? I fell off a treadmill yesterday and fractured my funny bone.

So I'm just going to go back to being fat. I'm not doing it anymore. I'm not trying. It's my handjob hand. Luckily, I still got that mouth, though. And the asshole. And the asshole. And the asshole. And her top comment

on her own thing was, oh, sorry, I thought you guys knew I was saving my pussy for marriage. And the asshole. And the asshole.

And the asshole. So fucking funny. She is very, very funny. What was, I honestly unfortunately I just

I blacked things out he I just don't remember her story oh I don't remember that either yeah but the fact that it's just funny that people you know when people say

man I would kill to be a fly on the wall of that that's what podcasting is yeah yeah you just get to be a fly on the wall of like your favorite comedians and podcasters and shit and you get the right guests

and the right mix in the room and it's like i guess they just like creepily listen that's you know the the phrase that people always say is what the whole podcasting industry is basically made out of so i'm sure this shit kind of happens all the time it's like oh i don't know who this person is and then you find out like oh but like you're like in your personal life do you have like a like wait we know each other i i have that like i've had some hockey camp connections because like the hockey world's so small that like usually oh bro we were at camp together like we'll end up playing each other 10 years later in high school it's like wait dude you were at pc camp right like yeah um i keep it pretty tight i don't have a big family i don't

have like that many people that i like i'm sure through barstool i've had you know a couple did i tell you about um i have i have one my – I don't even think this really applies. I just like the line. I went to high school with one of my now current, like, best friends, but at the time we didn't talk to each other at all the first year. And even, like, we have family. Like, our friends are – our families are friends. Yeah.

And it was still, like, we don't talk to each other. And his line to his mom was, what am I supposed to say to him? Our parents go to church together? I'm passing. But that definitely doesn't apply to this at all, but I don't know why I just wanted to say the line. I got Brooks Bollinger made a video about me recently. Who's Brooks Bollinger?

Old Jets backup quarterback, Brooks Bollinger. Quarterback, where do you go to school? Brooks Bollinger. I want to say he was in, like, red and white. I feel like he played in. He played for the Jets, the Vikings, and the Cowboys. Wisconsin. Wisconsin.

I knew it was way in red. This guy comes up to me at the upfronts, and he's like, I got this video of Brooks B bollinger fucking like clowning you um and making fun of you based on the kfc list i was like what are we talking about and he's like there was a blog where you compared all the other quarterbacks based on brooks bollinger so it was like it was like michael vick is worth like 1.5 brooks boinger. Mark Sanchez like the Brooks Bollinger scale not the scale. And so he made this video where he's like smoking a cigar

drinking some Whistlepig and he's like sitting in this like mansion room really and he's like I'm going to make the KFC scale and I'm going to like rate other like analysts and personalities on the KFC scale.

And I'm watching this video and I was like, what in the absolute fuck is going on? I was like, I mean, I wrote a million Jets blogs back in the day. I really don't remember, though, the Brooks Bollinger scale. I don't know what's going on. Very confused. He seems to be very salty all these years later. I don't know what's happening

eventually i google it and it was when i had my buddy joe caporoso who's like a diehard jets fan was blogging on the site okay and he wrote a blog the brooks bollinger scale and but it very clear his thing was the jet stream was his like podcast so it it said on the top, like buy the Jetstream. It was like when we used to have those like guys. And but there was a moment where I was just like, what is going on? Why is this even fucking happening? So now I just know that Brooks Bollinger like hates my guts and like makes videos about me. All thanks to the Jetstream.

All thanks to the Jetstream. And it was a good blog. And it was like, you know, it was a very like it was like what we used to do. Like I'm going to, you know, 4. very like it was like what we used to do like I'm gonna you know 4.5 balls 4.5 Brooks Bollinger but I just knowing that Brooks Bollinger

thinks that he like he's just sitting there stewing about me is it a recent video dude? yeah yeah I think so it was fucking crazy

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