KFC Radio - Kelly Keegs is Fighting Trolls on Twitter (X) Again - Full Interview
Episode Date: February 13, 2025Timecodes: 0:00 Start 00:19 Jackie has to wear a helmet again 05:02 We're all scared of Dave 09:35 Kelly needs to get off of Twitter 36:33 Girl screaming into pillow tik tok: https://www.t...iktok.com/@barstoolsports/video/7465935916645797166 40:06 Kevin is getting backlash for his Kendrick Lamar halftime show take 46:50 Keegs is jet setting to Mexico and Italy 55:58 Montoya Por Favor happened again 01:04:38 What is going on with Kim Kardashian and Luca? 01:18:44 Feits on the road with Francis 01:26:13 Keegs on Blake Lively vs Justin Baldoni 01:36:43 Keegs, KFC, and Rico are a new Dozen team ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ Hull: Get Huel today with this exclusive offer of 15% OFF + a FREE Gift at https://huel.com/KFC15 Netflix: Celebrate five years of Love is Blind and watch Season 8, only on Netflix starting this Valentine’s Day, February 14th. Factor: Get started at https://FACTORMEALS.com/kfc50off and use code kfc50off to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. Evan Williams: Enjoy Game Day’s #1 Pour, Buy Now. Join Bourbon Nation. https://evanwilliams.com/bourbonnationYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr
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Then, yeah, on the Super Bowl, I was like, you know, things have been pretty good lately.
I'll just have a couple of... I sent two tweets. I sent two tweets.
And one of them was this, and I went, mother...
All right.
It's another edition of KFC Radio.
We got our girl Kelly Keegs for our Thursday episode.
We will talk to Kelly in a moment, but we do have to discuss our helmet punishment,
our latest helmet punishment.
I'm so sorry.
My latest idea is that it's not even really a helmet.
It's she wears a GoPro
So we get a helmet cam
And we can make content
This is what Jackie sees
When she fucks up
And has to wear a helmet
If you don't know
Jackie
Yeah what happened
She
She didn't post the YouTube
I didn't put out one podcast
One little podcast
That's only two a week
Do you expect me to get them all out?
Okay so here's what happened Was that she was editing late at night.
It was a late episode.
It was a long episode.
And as she was editing, it became –
And I never took it home.
Right.
You took it home because you knew it was going to be late at it.
And then it went to midnight.
And then so when you press, like, schedule, it automatically defaults to the next day.
Oh, of course.
So she scheduled it for 5 a.m.
She did the math bro she said it's going up by 1%
every 3 minutes and 20 seconds
so she figured out that it was gonna
end at 5.30 in the morning
she's like that's perfect it'll be up for 6 a.m.
she did all of this for Wednesday instead of Tuesday
I set an alarm for 6 a.m.
made sure oh sick we're processed
we're good yeah yeah
I literally did everything right and then I turns out I didn't do anything Yeah yeah And I literally did everything right
She keeps saying I did everything right
Except for like the scheduling part
But you know the timing will fuck you like that
At night like if it's after midnight
You still think like oh I'm still in the same day
I'm still thinking about tomorrow
Until you haven't gone to bed
It's still PM you know
I woke up and like those texts were happening
Like as I woke up But then I texts were happening like as i woke up
and but then i looked at the youtube and it was up so i was like i don't know what these guys are
talking well so somebody tweeted me where's the podcast and i said i checked apple well there it
is so maybe spotify check spot there it is i was like maybe we don't post the podcast till like 10
a.m or something but but i do have to say you'd be like what do you mean we always post it totally like you
I appreciate the honesty
you could have spun
any sort of lie
oh YouTube's doing
maintenance today
I don't know
I don't know
whatever
but your boy Pabs
did text me
on the side
being like
like he didn't want
to blow up the group chat
but he was like
it was the Wednesday thing
he was trying to
he was trying to like
not kill you
you could have also
made up an excuse.
He didn't really help out.
Way to cover, dude.
You just told him exactly what happened.
You know what I really mean?
Trav's going to put it on Twitter, but nobody sees his account.
He's a fucking account.
That's crazy that you texted him on the side saying...
No, I thought that was a good thing that he wasn't going to pile on the group.
Yeah, I guess. He was just explaining what he wasn't gonna like pile on the group I guess I guess I guess he was just explaining
what happened no it sounds like
it sounds like a snitch though
now Jackie I really just want to blame somebody
else Jackie's theory is
that her record has been expunged that
her not her deleting
ATI of Ari
her
failing to post the podcast
all of those
uh you know uh statute of limitations has expired i said we need like a there has been zero days
since the incident um yes but what does your record get clean after a few years i mean that
does in like real crime so i think i think it's been what two years well that's that was that was
my question probably like two years is it really really? I was going to say six months. Here and there, the ever so slightest of messes up.
Okay, from an outside perspective, have you noticed any mess ups?
Nothing.
Not a thing.
Die hard, Kay, if you're listening.
That's a real one.
That ain't no snitch.
I pay attention to everything.
Yeah, and I ain't no snitch.
But no, no, no.
I really haven't.
As a casual viewer
I see the clips
The clips all look good
If ever I go to find the podcast
It's there
Like I've never had a problem
Personally
Okay thank you so much
You're so welcome
I said listen
Here's the problem
Here's the problem John
Well you know what
Jackie's vlog went up
No problem
Got her views
Got her comments
Did her whole thing
Did the edit
Worked on it
Published it
No problem
Except that there was no audio On the right ear Yeah on it published it no problem except that there
was no audio in the right yeah there was a problem with that one but whatever miss fucking solo
superstar timberlake over here leaving the band myself up because i was like oh my god they're
gonna think i'm like i think i'm uh-huh whatever wait but i didn't even say it like i i blame you
because that makes sense yeah thank you for just taking that. You literally said last time,
you're not going to get fired.
No way you get fired.
Last time you said something like,
oh, you haven't messed up in a while.
I messed up.
The next day.
And then the next day, I messed up.
You said you're never going to get fired.
And she was like, challenge accepted.
Yeah, I said bet.
So you're fired.
Oh, wait.
Wait, no, no, no.
That's not what I want.
I always say in these situations,
what would Dave do? What would Dave do what would Dave do
no
he's got more lives than that
we were talking about how all the younger people at Barstool
just talk to Dave and call Dave
oh my god I was dying at that
we were raised in a different house
not in my house
not in my house either I was raised by the same house
nope I'll send Dave a text and I'm like even when I send a text not in my house yeah not in my house and by the way not in my house either I was raised by this same house nope
I'll send David a text
and I'm like
okay alright alright
even when I send a text
I'm like
I really have to like
work myself up
being like
okay yeah no we're cool
like we're definitely cool
I can definitely send this text
and then every once in a while
we'll have a back and forth
and I'm like
oh wow
me and Dave we're friends
like this is so chill
and then I'll send a text
and I'll get no response
and it's like an important text
and like for example the last second I let him know that i was going to be
down at the super bowl for two days because g and i wanted to make a video on bourbon street
not a part of the barstool crew just went down because she was already going down with her
family for the eagles right and i didn't want him to think that like riding i like asked and like
barstool's paying for me and like all this stuff so that's why nobody knew i was there because i
was only there for like less than 48 hours. Like it was a really quick thing,
we just wanted to make a quick video.
I texted him letting him know that we were gonna be there
just for a couple days and that I didn't want you
to think Barstool's paying for it, whatever.
Like this, probably too long of a text.
That's how we were raised.
And I texted him that, no response.
And so the whole time I hid, I hid from Dave.
The whole time.
And then me and Gino were sitting in the lobby
of the hotel that, again, I wasn't staying at,
but the Barstool people were.
And that's all happening.
We're sitting in the lobby waiting for Fran to go to lunch and we're sitting there, we're vlogging on the couch, like talking about how we just got in the lobby of the hotel that, again, I wasn't staying at, but the Barstool people were. And that's all happening.
We're sitting in the lobby waiting for Fran to go to lunch.
And we're sitting there.
We're vlogging on the couch, talking about how we just got interviewed by Fox News on
the street.
We're all excited.
Dave walks out.
And both of us go, she puts her phone down.
We're sitting there like this.
Hey, Dave.
I was like, how are you?
And he goes, what?
I was like, I just asked how you were.
He's like, oh, I'm good.
And I'm like, come on.
And so now I'm like, well'm like well never never to speak again
like forget it like never never again so yes jackie i understand we were raised in the same
house i was texting him we're not besties with dave i was texting him about jail stool and um
and it was when people were like don't go to bed don't go to bed and i was like you know i was
texting him being like the people don't want you to go to bed and um i said i said
to him oh somebody tweeted me and said europe is coming meaning like you're the overseas is about
to wake up yeah sure so i texted him europe is coming and he goes what the fuck does that mean
and i go the people overseas are about to wake up and get it and then he says i have to sleep
what did you just die what you just die and i and like anybody else i would just be like i don't know like that's a
miss that's a typo and i just don't know what the fuck you're talking about and i was like
what does this mean yeah it's like what did you just die what does that mean
am i not like what does that mean
no no i just left it i just left it because. Now we'll never know. He followed up and said,
then he just said,
someone else can tweet for me
if you want.
And I...
You should just fake your own death.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I'd be like,
in my head,
I'd be like,
is it a typo?
Does he mean,
why don't I just die?
He's sick of my texts.
I should probably stop texting.
That would be the role I went down.
I think maybe he meant,
what am I supposed to just die?
Because he was like,
I have to go to sleep.
I'm dying.
So I think he was like, what am I? I just have to die now? But he said, what did you just die? I was was like, I have to go to sleep. I'm dying. So I think he was like, what am I?
I just have to die now.
But it's like, what did you just die?
I was like, I don't know what this means.
20 fucking years in, I'm still like, ah.
No, not at all like it.
But like when he was behind me
and I like ran into the glass door
and I was like, dude,
the one thing I had to do right now
was not run into this glass door.
When did you do that?
This was like.
Did he say anything?
No, he didn't.
But like,
he clearly heard.
It was like,
and also like,
I really like didn't play it off well.
Did you like bong?
Yeah,
it was like an audible like bang
and I go,
ow.
Dude,
actually the one thing
I needed to not do
was like,
I just needed to walk through this door
like a fucking normal human.
And the only thing I did
was not watch out.
Never change, babe human Never change babe
Never change
It is
The funniest thing about Dave
We were raised different
Yeah we were raised different
I think we said it with Rowan too though
Is like
Dave's done an incredible job
Of making people
Feel like
A little bit afraid
And feel this way
But he doesn't actually
Care about these things
Yeah
If you were ever like
Yo did you see Jackie
Walk into the door
He'd be like
I don't know what you're talking about
Or like
What about Gia and Kelly Down in New Orleans Like the door? He'd be like, I don't know what you're talking about. Or like, what about Gia and Kelly
down in New Orleans
like on the couch?
He'd be like,
I don't know.
What are you talking about?
But we're always like,
what does he mean?
What does he think?
Completely.
Well, because we all want him to like us.
I know.
It's like,
I just want Dave to like me.
Like that's literally all I care about.
Well, I mean when someone-
Because that's the worst
when he hates your guts.
Like if he hates your guts,
it's like,
well, you might as well leave.
Yeah.
No, I've always said
there's like three good, you know guts it's like well you might as well leave yeah no I've always said there's like three good
you know
it's like you're in good standing
and no standing
is like where to be
you know
you don't want to be on the radar
or be on the good side
of the radar
you know
but I mean yeah
it's like
you benefit extremely
if you're on
David's good side
me and John
have differing takes on this
oh
I say
get off of Twitter Kelly
oh John says keep going for me so I have I might I've gone back and forth have differing takes on this. I say, get off of Twitter, Kelly.
John says,
keep going.
So I have,
I might,
I've gone back and forth.
This one was particularly crazy.
This Taylor thing was so fucking harmless.
But these are your people.
It's the problem.
No, dude.
These are not my people.
And I do not claim these people.
Gia and I just went on,
I swear I got an hour and a half rant
about this exact thing
on Taylor Watch
because we,
I don't understand
what's happened
with Twitter X.
I'm now I'm calling it X because it's not the Twitter.
I know.
I used to say to people,
if you call it X,
you're a loser,
but you're right.
It's an insult by the way,
when I'm calling it X,
I'm insulting you.
But it's like,
I,
I almost want to like write a whole thing about how the landscape has changed.
And I hate being the bitch.
That's like the landscape has changed,
but Twitter in the past year,
year and a half has become a totally, maybe, yeah, maybe longer, but definitely since Elon Musk bought it, to be honest, a little bit before that's like, the landscape has changed. But Twitter in the past year, year and a half, has become a totally, maybe yeah, maybe longer.
But definitely longer.
Since Elon Musk bought it, to be honest.
A little bit before that, though, to be fair.
And it has become a place where people,
it's like shit posting,
which I understand was always a part of it,
but I think now those people are put to the forefront
and everyone now just assumes that's what it is.
So my least favorite argument coming back from people
when you say something online,
and they reply and they're like,
why are you upset about that?
That's the internet, that's the internet.
I'm like, this is not the internet.
This is not how, it's completely different.
And I'm fine if you want to admit
that it's completely different, sure,
but I need you to admit it,
because this is not something that anybody should
be used to or be expecting.
So. And for people who don't know, you tweeted,
the Chiefs are getting beat so bad that Taylor's going to break up with Travis.
Which is like, I mean.
Everyone made that joke all week long for two weeks.
Swifties are making that joke.
Being like, uh-oh, Travis, no losers in this house.
You better come home with a win.
Even though Taylor Swift just lost seven Grammys last week.
So it's like, we're making jokes.
We're having fun.
We're trying to make light of it.
Take the pressure off because there's so much pressure.
The amount of news coverage on Taylor and Travis just for this game alone was out of control.
It's just too much. People, every single question he's asked at media day is about Taylor.
What victory food are you looking forward to her making?
And it's like, okay, fine.
I get that people need to get their sound bites and get their bullshit.
But he's playing the fucking Super Bowl.
And there needs to be a separation. But people can't figure it out. And so I get that people need to get their soundbites and get their bullshit, but he's playing the fucking Super Bowl, and there needs to be a separation,
but people can't figure it out.
And so I tweeted that joke.
I got fucking, within seconds, fucking dragged.
50 quote tweets.
Like real shit.
Like offended.
People being like, get a real fucking job, bitch.
Making money off the back of Taylor Swift.
What a fake fucking fan you are, piece of shit.
Poor bag, bitch.
Here's your only fan.
Non-stop. It's so harmless, bro. I deleted it within 10 minutes. It was so bad. what a fake fucking fan you are, piece of shit, whore bag, bitch, here's your only fan. Nonstop.
It's so harmless, bro.
I deleted it within 10 minutes.
It was so bad.
I saw your tweet that said I deleted it
and I was like,
oh, this bitch said something.
And then when I found out what it was,
I was like,
what the fuck?
And people were like,
people don't forget,
the North remembers
and screenshots of the tweet.
I'm like, yeah, no.
I wouldn't have deleted the tweet.
I stand by the fucking tweet.
I didn't want all the hate
that's coming from it.
I didn't think I'd be getting this.
So then, that was the temperature check that I should have paid attention to because that was out of control.
The chief fan Swifties who are just, you know, 16 year olds online, I'm convinced, are over here harassing everyone.
And I should have known a mere few hours later when the Eagles won and they started harassing Jason Kelsey
and Kylie Kelsey
for celebrating
the Eagles win.
New Heights,
the podcast,
tweeted out like,
congrats to the Eagles.
Obviously,
they're a football podcast.
They're going to tweet
happy congratulations.
And he used to play for them.
And he used to play
for the Eagles for 13 years.
People were coming after Jason
saying,
what a fucking asshole,
rubbing it in his brother's face.
He's such a dick.
Wow,
how far he's fallen.
We've built these people up
and now they are taking advantage of us.
Talking shit.
I'm boycotting Kylie's podcast
because she's going to go off about the Eagles
and I just can't hear it.
I'm like, bitch, you didn't care about football
five minutes ago.
Now all of a sudden that Taylor Staten Travis,
you're a mister.
I can't listen to Kylie Kelsey's podcast.
Fuck off.
She's pregnant, by the way.
Get a grip.
Get a grip.
You're out of your fucking mind. So, like, I swear.
The thing about it is... It's a subset of people that
I don't know where they came from, and I don't know why they're
here, but they're ruining everything.
I think... Ruining it. This has been my take for a little while.
I think there are now
Taylor Swift fans and Swifties. I think
Swifties have become a monster.
They're sullying the name. They're sullying the name
of Swifties. Like, they're using the Swifty name to produce this.
Much like X and Twitter,
I wouldn't want to be called a Swifty anymore.
I think I said that one time when I was on Taylor Watch.
I was like, I'm not a Swifty.
I like Taylor Swift.
I love Taylor Swift, but like Swifty is...
People put too much pressure on the Swifty name
because they're like, well, the Swifties are so intense,
but it's like...
I just want what's best for Taylor Swift.
No, I'm just a super fan.
That's great, but I'm certainly not that.
I have a theory.
Tell me if you guys agree with this. I't say it today but i wanted to i also kind of think that
there are there are people who just want to like hate on women hate on taylor swift hate on whatever
that are pretending to be these intense swifties and going on and like causing a problem and talking
like i think there's fake i think there's real for sure i think there's actual psychopaths doing
this but i also think that there are people who are seeing that it gets interaction and it gets, you know, people get paid on Twitter now.
People forget.
So if you put a tweet out and you're verified and you have, you know, you can make a bunch of money on it.
I think people are like, you know, make a fake account, put Taylor Swift as a profile and go in and start shit to try to get shit going on.
It's like, you know, homophobicophobic politicians who are in the bathroom toe tapping.
You're always hiding when you actually...
I don't trust anything I fucking see on that app.
I don't trust it.
So I had been doing...
You see so much fun.
No, Kevin, I keep saying it's the breakup
that I can't get over.
You keep going back to it.
I keep going back.
It's the most toxic relationship in my life
is fucking Twitter, I swear.
Well, that has always been the case,
but I know what you mean.
But it's always been toxic for all of us.
But it is funny.
Like, especially the Super Bowl used to be a night where you would send like 50 tweets in a night.
And if one of them was like, the Chiefs are playing so bad, it's going to break up with Travis.
It would be like, you get some retweets and keep it moving.
I even said in the tweet, LMAO, JKJK.
But wow, these guys are playing like shit.
Like, I literally said that in the thing.
Like, it's just, people want to grab onto something and they they just want to hate they want to do whatever and i get it
but again i've i've really noticed it siloed down to x because it's not it's i get a little bit of
it on tiktok and a little bit on instagram like some comments whatever but it is all like the
vitriol lives in one spot and it's just i don't know i don't know how to get around it or how do
i how do i extricate myself from this i think once you realize there's not much value in Twitter anymore for content it's
like you start I took like a year off at Twitter and now I'm kind of back on it and it's like
all of my traction is everything's down because like once you stop for that long you just kind
of lose your base you know and I was like I don't even know why I'm doing this anymore because but
it is just like part of my routine. Same.
You know?
But it is like once you start to realize.
The same thing I always said with like once you realize that like reading comments and reading feedback is bad for you.
You do your job worse.
You make less money.
Like this is actively harming your life.
You start to really.
Then you can separate yourself.
When it's like if Instagram was bad, I'd be like, I got to be on Instagram.
This is where I'm like putting my videos.
I got to do it.
You literally don't have to be on Twitter anymore. No, you really don't. You can succeed on it, but you like, I gotta be on Instagram. This is where I'm like, putting my videos, I gotta do it. You literally don't have to be on Twitter anymore.
No,
you really don't.
You can succeed on it,
but you don't have to be on it.
I think you should stay on it.
But yeah,
so John was like,
keep going,
keep going.
I need to be like,
I'm not gonna get off,
like I'm not gonna stop looking at it,
like I have to see it.
It's whether I'm engaged or not,
is my issue.
But I enjoy,
it's fun watching you.
My meltdowns?
Not your meltdowns.
No, no, no.
But like right now in particular, I feel like you're, so there's one fight, not fight, but
one discussion we had recently off air that will remain off air.
Okay.
But remember I was like, I was like, I've been there before.
I've been there before.
It was about English teacher.
Oh, no, no, no, no.
Keep that one up.
Keep that one up keep that one up but then so like and then now it's like
seeing swifty's mad at you about like a dumb joke like it's not degraded but it's just stupid like
seeing swifty so angry about like a stupid joke and you're like yeah no i've been there
walk a mile in our shoes but that's what i mean like there are so many layers to it it's like am
i out of touch am I this
am I that
like is it
is it my fault
did I
there's a little bit of that
curate something
did I curate the vibe
that like
that shouldn't be joked about
no no no
I'm just saying
I think we're a little bit old
well for sure
and once you get old
but I've always felt that way
you start to just like
yeah
but you just like
lose a little bit of
like
you just start to not know
what hits quite the same for sure it's like
oh i thought that tweet was funny and it's like they don't you know but again like i understand
if it's like i sound like old old man yelling at the cloud and i do i do definitely have those
moments but with this specifically it was it's not even like i'm too old like everybody else
is making this joke even swifties I thought we're having fun.
Like we're all joking around.
Like,
yeah,
don't come back to this house without a win.
Like,
you know,
making a joke.
And I just did not expect it to,
to turn out that way.
But then again,
like my,
uh, my issue with Twitter over the weekend was such a small thing compared to
what those same accounts and people started doing towards the Kelsey family.
Like that was just a weird thing.
And then now they're going off about other shit.
Like, it's just, I don't know.
They pick battles in the wrong way.
And I just know that it's wrong inherently.
Like, I'm not, that's not me being old.
That's me being like, you are insane.
Like, this is crazy.
You don't know these people.
Like, we have to take a step back.
Like, this is, it's too nuts.
But the flip side is like, the Kelseys have been everywhere. you're gonna be on every commercial every show every everything it's you know
unfortunately it's part of the people get yeah people get caught up in it but so but
as as a whole twitter the app i as as everyone knows i'm going i'm going through it but after
surviving marstool i was like this is it like i i truly have to stop this is it's like an x though
no it really is but i was like i have to stop so this is what i did so. Like, I truly have to stop. This is it. It's like an X, though. No, it really is. I was like, I have to stop.
So this is what I did.
So I'm like, I have to stop this.
Like, I really can't do it anymore.
So now, since Surviving Barstool ended, that was the worst, maybe the worst hate I've ever
gotten in my life was that.
And I only will retweet, and then I will only tweet out blogs.
And so I'm like, all right, that's what I'll do.
And I turned my replies off for like a month.
I was like, you know what?
People can't even, people get so pissed off when they can't reply. And I kind of like that. I kind'll do and I turned my replies off for like a month I was like you know what people can't even people get so pissed off
when they can't reply
and I kind of like that
I kind of like it
take back the power
yeah it's my fucking spot
anyway so
then yeah
on the Super Bowl
I was like you know
things have been pretty good lately
I'll just
I'll just have a couple
I sent two tweets
I sent two tweets
and one of them was this
and I went motherfucker
and then I
immediately I'm like
fuck this app
I hate this app
these people are stupid
blah blah I'm sending 10 tweets I'm quote tweeting 15 year app. I hate this app. These people are stupid, blah, blah.
I'm sending 10 tweets.
I'm quote tweeting 15-year-olds being like, fuck you, bitch.
What the fuck you think is going on here?
Grow up.
I saw a bunch of those.
Grow up.
Their profiles are like 19, Swifty.
And I'm like, fuck you, cunt.
Die in a ditch.
The thing is, Twitter is like your ex.
Well, there used to be, we used to throw around the word,
the A word,
jokingly.
And over like a couple of years.
I take it?
Yeah.
Okay.
I've,
it's become painfully
and somewhat
pathetically obvious.
Yes.
It's a genuine addiction.
Oh, okay.
I thought you were
going to say the opposite.
I was like,
no, no, no.
It's real.
Genuine, like straight,
like I used to kind of
roll my eyes.
Like, yeah, it's fun.
But like,
kind of the same way I do about sugar where I'm like, yeah, no. It's real. Genuine, straight. I used to kind of roll my eyes. Yeah, it's fun, but kind of the same way I do about sugar, where I'm like, yeah, it's
addicting.
It's crazy addicting.
You literally eat in your sleep.
That's how addicted you are to sugar.
Those are addicting.
They're just legal.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
The only thing that separates the addictions from the addictions is legal.
Those are addicting.
I feel like a sober person who's now watching people and I'm like, oh, these people are fucking zombied out.
They're the guys doing the Bernie.
It's just people sitting here like, everyone's mad at me.
That's literally me.
Just stop looking.
Single tears rolling down my cheek on Reddit.
Like, oh my God, everyone hates my guts. No one's ever going to like me again. We have to stop laughing but it's single tears rolling down my cheek like on reddit like oh my god like
everyone hates my guts no one's ever gonna like me again we have to stop laughing about it you
all have real problems i know look i promised i'm not gonna be part of an intervention ever
but if i was i'd have a talk with this entire goddamn place well you know what it is? It's so true. I had a moment where, probably when Elon bought it, where I was like, Barstool, I think Barstool
should like have equity in Twitter.
I think that we as like a company kept Twitter going for, it was black people and Barstool
was like Twitter for a long time.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah, like where is black Twitter?
That's some Crips and blood shit.
Dead serious, where did black Twitter go? Like where is it the whites took over it's i hate it
twitter got gentrified where is black twitter bring it back they were the best part of twitter
well the thing about black twitter was that it was you know people i remember people being like
how do i get on black twitter they didn't realize that it was just like you follow black people on
twitter but there needs to be like black.twitter.com. Like a separate thing that you go to. All those people are gone.
But it's unfair.
I remember thinking when I was like,
oh, maybe this is because Instagram and TikTok took over.
And I was like, oh, we put so much equity into this.
So much, all our eggs in this basket.
I have so many followers and it's like useless.
And then I remember being like,
maybe this is going to be our time.
Like it's going to swing back to Twitter.
And the attention did, but all the wrong wrong kinds the kinds that I don't want
and the kinds I want to do you know
if you're political like Twitter is fucking
golden you know what I mean
and I will say it's obviously the fastest like immediate
news like you can see people are putting videos
immediately people put the
trends the streams
of what's happening if there's like a
tragedy or whatever like that's yes all that
shit goes up there fastest because that's kind of where people flock to.
But again,
like it's just not the same landscape in terms of,
of joking around and,
and creating content and having fun.
Like it's more of like an open forum now,
which I don't feel like I ever thought that of it before.
Like I thought of it as like a,
Oh,
I gotta,
I gotta write some jokes on Twitter to get my following and people are going to like me and think I'm funny.
And then they'll,
it used to be,
they'll use that as like the, the to bring bring you to oh i do a podcast oh here's my tiktok or oh whatever else there is something to say about
that because like what you're both saying we're like it was barstool used twitter and like everyone
used twitter and then it kind of felt like a part where like Dave can see me
working yeah I mean it's almost almost like a face time yeah the bomb showing the boss 100%
why do you think I still tweet blogs and he doesn't follow me anymore until I stopped like
basically using Twitter I guess I obviously I still use it but just compared to what I used to
it's not even registering but when then I stopped thinking like i'm a i i used to basically think i worked
for twitter where like that was where like that's what i had to do was like live tweet stuff and and
and post stuff and just like that's what the people who wrote my check that's what they use
yeah so they have to see me here doing the same thing and then once i stopped using that
as much i was like oh i don't feel like I work for Twitter anymore and then I was like oh now
we can just do stuff at work and it's fine well it made everything a lot easier I saw somebody
the other day I think it was uh I want to say with somebody from the Joe Budden podcast that
they were like I'll give you my halftime thoughts uh on my podcast like where I make my money yeah
yeah I was like uh I go back and forth from like that is obvious there's a logic behind that of
like here's where I get paid I'm gonna give you my takes there but i do think you need to just be like but also everywhere and when you have a
podcast it's the same fucking thing so like with twitter you're just using it to say what you've
been up to and what you think about the current affairs and so then i thought when i was heavily
using twitter and when i was heavily using twitter so funny yeah yeah yeah i'm over here like
but then like then i get on the show and i heavily
use twitter i'd get on the show and i would always preface it with like as you said this you saw me
say i said and then it's like no just fucking say your goddamn words one time and then move on dude
i do the same thing john because i'm like i don't want people to think i'm just like i'm
repurposing i'm like i already tweeted this but it's like a fraction of people saw who cares yeah
who cares send this on the pod but like just fucking tweeted this but and it's like who cares yeah who cares send this on the pod
but like just fucking talk
but it's harder when you
as soon as you say something you're like
well people have heard me say this especially if it's a joke
it's like I'm saying this punchline again
it's like telling any story
it feels a lot less
organic the fourth time you tell it
absolutely alright I guess I'll tell you
the thing I had a tweet thread about last night you know what i mean like oh by the way it makes bad
podcasting people listening at home be like you guys are fucking it's like well people people
don't under they they like understand you know there are more people that are silent on twitter
than anything like for real the creepers but all my friends are still on they just don't participate
so like they'll always be like, oh, I saw this.
I saw that.
So people are still paying attention.
But again, it's not like whether you engage or not is different.
It's a very insular barstool world we create.
Yes, for sure.
Where everyone just kind of keeps tabs on each other and knows what people are up to
and hates people for things and likes people for things.
Did you see this?
Did you see that?
Yeah.
I don't know.
Yeah, show it to me.
I'll react to it.
But you don't need to see.
Like, there was a time in my life where I saw, on my timeline, I saw every tweet tweeted that day.
I would scroll.
If it said see more, I would scroll back to the last one I saw.
I would see every tweet tweeted by people I followed.
That's fucking deranged.
That's crazy shit.
But it's like you couldn't miss anything, though.
No.
I think I remember telling you, like, you need to get on Twitter or nothing.
You were like, okay.
Well, I feel like I'm like, like, I want to get addicted to get on Twitter. You were like, okay. I feel like I'm like
I want to get addicted to Twitter.
No, no, no.
No, stay here.
That's how people get informed.
I feel like somebody's giving me
sugar pills if we're talking about addiction.
I'm like, guys, I'm here.
I'm ready to rumble.
It's not hitting. I don't want the smoke.
I don't want the hate.
I'm not seeing the same
like everyone's like
oh this happened on Twitter
I was like
I was on Twitter
but it is not
it is the best place
to stay informed
I'm just not doing it right
so I have a
I have a burner
that I named
right
it's like if you were
to find it
you would never be like
this is
I'm hiding a burner right exactly I have a very blatant burner but you already have said that before because you're like I'm were to find it, you would never be like, I'm hiding a burner.
Right, exactly.
I have a very blatant burner.
But you already have said that before.
Because you're like, I'm going to just look.
I don't tweet.
I just have a timeline.
I just follow people.
Because I was like, I need to stay up on it, but I don't want to be involved in it.
And every, what, how many months?
Every few months, I would say to pads, change the password.
I'd have him change my password to KFC Barstool, and I would go on my other one.
And then the Mets season would start.
And I'd be like, I've got to talk about the Mets.
I was like, give me the password.
And it was like going to rehab.
I was like, I'm back in rehab.
You know what I think is a good way to,
or something for me that kind of put it in perspective
was and how I've not,
like it's a Twitter specific problem for me in general
because when TikTok was offline
for like five minutes or whatever,
what was it, actually 36 hours or not even that long?
I think it was like 12 hours.
12 hours, yeah.
It was at night and you woke up in his bed.
In that time, everyone was talking about,
like everyone in my immediate life,
and also like as far as I could tell online,
were talking about how they kept opening the app
up and down and they missed TikTok and this and that,
whatever, I didn't even notice.
Like I am not on TikTok the same way.
I mean, I like it, but I don't like, it's not my main source.
Like I don't, I'll go on there and be like, oh yeah, I got to post a TikTok or oh yeah, I got to go scroll for a few minutes.
But I, during COVID, yeah, I would like set, I'd be like, all right, let's settle in.
And instead of like opening up a book, I'm going to scroll TikTok for five hours until
I fall asleep.
And I, I didn't like that because it really made me feel like a WALL-E person.
So now I just don't.
Videos is a little different, I feel,
because you need the sound.
I think TikTok is consuming.
Yes.
And Twitter was like,
I'm going to tweet and participate.
And it's also,
it's easier just to write a couple words
and tweet.
Yeah, that's the main thing.
It's just quick.
And not even the don't show your face.
I don't have to worry about being on a,
you know what I mean,
a light and everything.
And so,
but that was it.
It's just the addiction is different.
The way that people felt about TikTok in that time is how i still feel about twitter i i did see
something on twitter today though that was good the sorry the drop a pin uh donnie and uh and
so there's a clip of brandon walker on the show and uh they're talking about mississippi and all
this stuff and brandon's listing his bona fides where you know he used to be an editor at this paper so and so at that paper and and you know
just his uh dedicated career and uh wanton don says like how did you get so good at writing
being from mississippi and you inbred moron and brandon took like the right amount of fence to that where he didn't
like freak out but he was like he's like you're an asshole like that's an asshole question and
and he explains some great writers who are from mississippi faulkner being one of them i forget
a couple others and i was like i was like yeah fuck yeah brandon like good for you like stand
up because i actually thought donnie was asking it more jokingly, and Donnie was kind of taking it backwards.
Like, okay, you're right.
I was like, wait, were you just genuinely asking?
Like, how can you read you're from Mississippi?
Right?
Right.
To be fair.
So then Brandon's continuing to explain how Mississippi,
they suffer in some aspects, but they've got colleges,
and he lists the colleges.
Like we got Ole Miss,
we got Mississippi state.
There's there's Southern Miss.
And then he kind of tailed off.
And I was like,
well,
hang on.
You only got three.
I'm with Brandon.
I'm with you.
Like everything so far has been pretty proper,
but how many,
how many colleges are in Mississippi?
So I Googled it.
Oh no.
Let me take a guess.
How many colleges are in the state of Mississippi
oh no
what's like normal
what's a normal amount
is there like 10
so the numbers I found
I just
you know
I didn't do a ton of research
but I googled it
and a couple things popped up
I'm pretty sure the answer
is between 9 and 20
no
bro there's like
between 9 and 20
on like a street in Boston
dude Boston has 44
that's what I mean
so like yes
oh shit
okay okay okay in just Boston not Dude, Boston has 44. That's what I mean. So like, oh shit. Okay, okay, okay.
In just Boston,
not even Massachusetts?
Boston's like 20 blocks.
Oh no.
Boston's like the size
of like the financial district.
It has 44 colleges.
What's like the average amount
of colleges per state?
That's probably the other extreme though, right?
Yeah, I googled Boston for a reason.
Like Boston has a shitload of colleges.
44 in Boston.
So this is-
There's 400,000 people in Boston.
There's 44 colleges?
Yeah.
That's crazy.
I think Boston's a million, though.
Is it?
Oh, I thought it was only a few hundred thousand people.
I could be wrong, but...
This is when I found out...
Everyone in the city of Boston is a college student.
This is Mississippi four-year public institutions
and their admission requirements.
Alcorn State University, Delta State University,
Jackson State University, Mississippi State, Mississippi University for Women, Mississippi Valley State University,
University of Mississippi, Southern Miss, Mississippi Medical Center. That's nine.
And I'm going to say, I don't know if I two of those count.
I was going to say, it's like South for Women.
I said, go girl.
University of Mississippi Medical Center. I don't know if I'm counting that as a college.
I gotta know what that place is.
It sounds like a hospital.
Before, I'm just like, that's a college.
That sounds like Center for Ants.
But again, I'm going back now,
and there are some of the Google fast answers
are like how many four-year colleges
in the state of Mississippi.
This one says 18,
but it's less than the city of Boston.
Sure.
Okay.
That's where it's at.
Which again, I'm 100% with Brandon.
Like that was, the way the question was asked,
that was dickish.
You gotta bring me more than nine colleges.
And he only said three.
Yeah, you gotta have something,
you gotta have a little better of an answer than that.
Where did you pretend to go to college again?
Where did you fake go to USC?
Shut up.
From a female perspective though,
I feel like so much of Barstool
is built around controversy
and like I'm personally
so afraid of it
because like I know like
it's kind of the stoolies
are harder on women.
And so we need somebody
like you're in the mix.
And we need,
or else it would just be
all guys in the mix.
I'm that,
I'm that bitch that's like,
you're taking off.
That's me.
I got a sweater behind me
and I'm like this
and it's like,
you Caroline Gia
you're traveling
you're traveling
yeah you are though
and I'm taking the bullets
that's me on Twitter
and like every friend group
that was like
you know
like in my friend group
there's like the girl
who was like
the original friend
and then there's like
the oldest
longest tenured girlfriend
the glue person
you know
and then the newest one in is like the new bitch.
You know what I mean?
You're kind of like that.
It's like you, Rhea, Fran.
We're like, keep up the good fight.
Right, right, right.
I know.
We're just sitting on TikTok having fun.
Don't burn on Twitter, old bitch.
No, literally.
It's like, I think I have to go down with the shit.
I don't know if I could ever.
It is so ingrained.
Even calling it ex, that's a new thing in the past three days.
I've been trying to be like,
X,
fucking whatever.
I'm going to call it
Twitter forever.
I go back and forth
because I do believe
what you're saying.
I'm a Twitter guy
until I die,
but it's like,
this is actively bad for you.
It's so bad for my body.
It's so bad for my mind
and my body.
I legitimately hate myself
every day.
It used to be so funny.
It's because of it.
It's so annoying though.
It's so annoying.
When shit would go trending
and there'd be funny hashtags
and everyone would get in
on the same,
it was just like,
truly there would be like,
I'd be like,
that's the funniest thing
I've ever heard
and it's just a random dude
with like 200 followers.
That's the funniest shit ever.
People were so funny
and smart
and it was just,
it really cracked me up.
But now,
so my favorite thing to do now
is like,
I'm cheating on Twitter
with TikTok
so I'll go to TikTok
and bitch about Twitter.
So it's like, you guys will never believe what's going on over there like those people are crazy thank god we're over here like i'm playing them off each other i i just you
know i've been trying to do tiktok forever and it just doesn't work and i'm like you know jack
mack has millions of followers we talk basically like the same things i'm like i know he does
differently but like i should be higher whatever and then i just started following people and hearting shit and all my views went up oh yeah
because i was only using it to like to post to post and i think they were like we want you like
using it and i was like fuck this that's how i'm just liking like by the way the barstool tiktok
is the worst TikTok.
It has the most views of any sports media outlet ever. What was the last one I sent you that was particularly insane?
I think it's number one.
It's either number one or number two.
It did.
It did for a while.
It's the number one followed media brand.
And everyone at this goddamn company will still complain about the media.
Hey, it's fucking you, you idiots. I say it's you it's you god you goddamn fucking coming from inside the house
dude what the fuck do you think you do for a living that's what i feel like when i see those
fucking posts like i know that this is how you get to 40 million followers i guess but
it started out with like dogs i was like all right fine and then it was like cute babies and i'm like
all right fine and then there was one recently that I was like
this isn't a joke this isn't
shock value this isn't any it was
remember that I was just I sent a ball to John
I'm like could you follow me
and every time he's just like ha ha
I open them though
I do
I had to download TikTok so I could
I could know what Kevin was talking about
it's good though to see those things because you understand like you can I had to download TikTok so I could know what Kevin was talking about.
It's good, though, to see those things because you can see what's kind of going on on the other side of things.
And also, not even what works.
It's more of like where people are right now.
Like, for example, Jackie, you might know this.
Do you follow or have you seen the like Nutter Butter TikTok account?
No.
No one's seen it?
Okay.
The Nutter Butter TikTok account is almost designed to be like,
only view this page on acid.
Like,
it makes no fucking sense
at all.
But it somehow is funny to me.
I'm like,
this is kind of funny.
Like,
and I get why people are laughing.
Like,
it's like,
melt your mind.
Like,
I don't even know.
I have to show it to you
because there's no way
I can describe it.
Like,
I legit don't know how
apparently it's like
literally geared towards kids
like not even Gen Z
like younger than that
Nutter Butter
wait I have to find it
while you look at this
this is the one that I found
by the way
it just says
my whole house is screaming
sleeping
pillow screaming
and it's a girl
just screaming into a pillow
what the fuck
oh that's on Barstool? that's on Barstool Sports oh guys sleeping pillow screen and it's a girl just screaming into a pillow what the fuck but it's
on barstool that's on barstool sports and she's just testing out different you know it's even
better by the way is when uh when they make us do do the snapchat takes on those videos
and i'm always like i don't know what the fuck if you ask me about the girl screaming into the
pillow i'd be like i quit fuck this place they had me do the snap screaming into the pillow, I'd be like, I quit. Fuck this place.
They had me do the Snapchat show the other day.
Here it is.
Okay, okay.
Wait.
This is the shit that plays, though, right?
That's what I'm saying.
Yeah.
The fuck is this?
How many views?
I'm sure a bajillion
it's pinned
oh and here's another one
open up now
yeah this is like
trippy
the fuck
both of those videos
by the way
the one that
the floor time
open up now
I just showed
11.4 million views
the first one I showed
11.7 million views
this one has
12.5 million views
it's a haunted house
slideshow
of like a death a nutter butter death what the fuck views this one has 12.5 million views it's a haunted house slideshow i think i've seen of
like a death a nutter butter death what the fuck i remember watching barstool van talk the first
episode 1.5 million followers on the account yeah uh and there was like they had that rat like run
across the screen and it felt like that and i remember being like i had the games pass me by
like that like i just don't get this sort of humor.
But I think that's when you're getting older,
and I don't know, those young kids were like,
these are fucking funny, weird colors.
I like to see it though,
because I'm like, all right, that's what they're up to.
Like it's like, I gotta keep one eye on the situation.
You know what I mean?
I just wanna know what everybody's up to.
As long as I know what's happening.
Whether I understand it or not doesn't really matter.
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I know Paz goes to the gym a lot.
I know Jackie goes to the gym every morning.
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What else have we got?
What did you think of the halftime show?
Did we talk about that already?
Oh, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I'm smack in the middle of a race war again.
Oh, are you?
Are you doing shit? Yeah, yeah, yeah. I mean, I'm smack in the middle of a race war again. How are you? Are you doing shit?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Big time.
I don't get – I understand I will never be accepted by like rap culture in any sort of way.
I'm not even saying like I need to be like in the culture.
But if I have a take at all, black people don't care about it.
They're never going to listen to me.
But like so many of the comments are like why does – I never understand why like people like this think they can talk about rap.
It's just like, it's the most popular genre in the world.
Yeah.
You know, you can, I can, if you want to just be like, we don't give a fuck what you say.
Fine.
But we're not talking about like a niche that like no white people in the world listen to.
You know what i mean so it's like and that was kind of my whole thing with with you know the big response has kind of been like
it's not for you you don't get it there's people say that you should you should comment back uh
excuse me the greatest rapper of all time was white they really love that one yeah yeah they
really love the eminem tapes let me tell you heard Heard of Eminem? Eminem, Beastie Boys, Everclear, whatever his name was.
Yeah, they really do not like me.
Damn.
But I was tempted to go, but I'm not,
because then I'd just be like a white asshole.
But I just want to be like, you're not like us.
This take is for white people.
It's not for you.
This is not your culture. This is my culture. But then I'm just a racist person yeah yeah i can't do that but i i
just think that's been i've heard so much more of that over the last even like the last 24 hours
after we talked about it where it's like i think if you're talking about symbolism and the meaning
and how you intentionally didn't do what the show usually is and all these things it to me it's like
if you have to explain the joke it's to me it's like if you have to explain
the joke it's not funny yeah i think if you have to explain the whole thing and it's like that's
not the place for it i actually think my one critique is like at the start i wish that he
didn't say like oh but like people love to sue or whatever at the start like it would have been
cooler if he just didn't address like am i gonna do it like he just teased it without addressing it
i think you just shouldn't have done i don't't know, I think it was very Drake heavy in general
when I'd be like, I'm not making this about Drake,
I'm making this about fucking me.
Yeah, for sure.
Although I did like, that was the best part,
that was my favorite part of the performance.
I will say this, we were talking about it before.
I thought while watching it in real time,
I was like, oh, this is entertaining.
I'm entertained and I like Kendrick Lamar and whatever.
I like Samuel L. Jackson cameo.
I thought that his joke about like, oh, no, Kendrick, it's too ghetto,
saying stuff like that.
I thought that was funny.
I understood what was going on, what he was trying to do.
That's the other thing.
When people are like, you don't get it, I was like, it was pretty on the nose.
Everybody gets it.
I'm Uncle Sam saying you can't do this.
I'm going to do it.
It's not like it was this subversive.
Yes, that message is loud and clear.
No?
Or no?
Is it not?
No, it's super clear.
Someone just gave me a take.
You'll probably be able to guess who it was.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
Oh, no.
What did he say?
No, but like, and I was going to keep it to myself, but now hearing you guys explain it
like this, like it's so spot on.
Oh, no.
The halftime show was Barbie for black people.
Oh, no. Wow. on uh the kid the the halftime show was barbie for black people like most white people are like i don't really like it the nicest thing they say is
yeah it was pretty good
i don't want to go to the bar you're on again
i was gonna hold it to myself
we've mended those fences those fences have long been mended.
That is very... The way you guys talk,
I was like,
that's exactly how we talked about it.
Probably.
Yeah, probably.
But yeah.
I thought it was going to be deeper.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
When I watched it,
so what I was saying was like,
when I watched it a second time,
again, I felt like,
I was like,
okay, I see what you're doing.
But also, yeah,
I was just entertained.
So yeah,
if that's how everybody
felt about Barbie,
then that makes total sense.
It makes complete sense
that was a crazy time
Greer
who was the person
who obviously fed me that take
yeah
I really didn't know after
I was like
that's a pretty spot on take
anytime
Greer 100%
I was gonna guess Dante
off the rim
yeah
that's a fair
before you even said it
I thought
that's a quite good time
you're right
he hated it
Dante hated it
we were sitting here
and Greer said it and he got a big pop.
He was like, this is Barbie for white people.
Or Barbie for black people.
That is really funny.
That's really funny.
Okay.
Interesting theory that I think actually might play is Kendrick started a new label.
He got off of TDE, went to PG Lang,
and he now has a licensing deal,
meaning he owns 80% of his new music.
And he doesn't own any of his old music.
I see.
And so people were like,
he ain't doing his old shit because he doesn't want you
to go listen to his old shit.
Sure.
And that, you know,
it's a little bit tinfoil hat,
but also like,
if that's the case,
it's like,
miss me with all this symbolism shit.
He just wants fucking money.
You know what I mean?
Right, right, right. I'm doing the fourth single off my new album rather than my like smash hits
because i don't make any money off that one so one um like gripe with usc education which i went
but yeah it's like you never got one yeah um my like so i was communications degree and so pretty much like they teach you
like the main part of everything communications is they'll they'll have you learn about black
culture asian culture whatever but then they teach you like you're not going to understand
if you're white if you're not this you know minority you will never understand and they just keep hammering
like you will never understand you will never understand you're not this is not for you whatever
which is so then you learn like when you read stuff you're just like okay i'm reading this i'm
like trying to understand the best i can but like i'm never really gonna understand and it almost
like broke me in terms of learning because i just i don't even try to understand because i'm like
well i'm never gonna like that's kind of bullshit I mean it's like
I get that it's like you'll never experience
what other people experience you can say that about
anything you learn though it's like I don't know I wasn't
alive back in fucking World War
2 but you learn about it you have empathy
you have knowledge
you learn so you can respect not
necessarily so you can understand if you can't understand
something it's like okay fine yeah you haven't
walked a mile in those shoes, but at least
you can respect the fact that someone else
has. Shouldn't that be
objective of learning? And it's like, you know what? You haven't
walked a mile in a white man's shoes on Instagram talking about
hip-hop. That's my
cross to bear. That's my burden. You haven't made a joke
about Taylor Swift on Twitter.
As a Swifty. You don't get it.
Dude, it kills me, though. I'm always like, this is the only
thing I like to talk about, and you guys don't like me. It's sad. it kills me though. I'm always like, this is the only thing I like to talk about
and you guys don't like me.
It's sad.
I've been listening.
It sucks.
I'm so old.
I've been listening for so long.
I got my own people again.
It's like, that's my people.
I thought.
I thought those were.
They're not our people.
They're not our people.
Not like us.
Where's your next jet setting?
Oh, Mexico.
I'm going tomorrow.
Oh, that's like.
You're going to Mexico tomorrow?
Yes, I am. Mexico's like, that's like your
poor trip. If it's not a European
jet-setting, it ain't. And then in three weeks, I'm going
to Italy. There it is.
Which is going to be great. There it is. Very excited for Italy.
No, Mexico is a quick trip for my
friend's 40th birthday. This is just a
Puerto Vallarta. You're just going with friends. Yes.
Is Italy one where you team up with people and do
content things? Yes. So a lot of people ask me questions about that.
Do you get patients or is it just like a –
It ends up evening out, so I get to go for free.
So that's why I like to go.
And then whatever people pay for, it makes up for myself going and then the girl that helps plan it.
So we end up going for free, but everyone else pays for the trip and whatever.
This is a pyramid scheme.
You've got a European pyramid scheme going.
I think ultimately – so I'll explain a little bit of it so because people are very confused by it and i didn't
maybe because i'm on like a different side i've seen people do these trips before in fact i went
on one which is how i kind of got involved i not last year but the year before i went to greece for
the first time and i was i did like a a writing and yoga retreat and i just was kind of like you
know what i need to get the fuck out Like it was just one of those things.
Hosted by Kat Marnell,
an author I really love.
And it was so much fun.
And we did like writing workshops every day.
We did yoga every day.
Like it was pretty intense,
but I really liked it.
And I was like,
this is super fun, whatever.
The girl that put it together,
like the, you know,
going to the beaches and the bars
and all the places that we went to,
she herself lives,
her name's Zina.
She like lives in LA.
Most of the time she is Greek
and she is also an actress.
So she wants to do like stuff on the side.
And so while we were there,
she was like, would you ever host a thing like this?
And I was like, well, nobody's gonna come through
and like do writing exercise.
I can have a book.
I'm not this, whatever.
But yeah, I think it'd be fun.
I don't think anyone will come.
Last year we did the Greece thing
and a ton of people came.
It was like, I think 15 of us maybe total. When you say come did the Greece thing, and a ton of people came. It was like, I think, 15 of us maybe total.
When you say come, you mean just like you all plan your trip.
But are you buying a ticket to something?
You have to.
You just agree to all those in place.
You pay Zena.
You buy your own flight, and then you pay Zena a certain amount of money,
and then your food, lodging.
It's like an all-inclusive.
Yeah, all-inclusive.
Everything we do, everywhere we go, all paid for.
And so we did the Greece
one and it went over great and so we were like all right let's do let's do another one so we're
doing Greece again in the summer so people won't do that but then um we tried to do a wine trip in
the fall and something happened with the trip didn't work out so we threw in this last minute
like Sicily trip and her friend has like a villa that we can all stay in and it's this big thing and there's
like the same thing like 15 people this is all chicks you guys fucking no no it's people are
fucking oh yeah people are fucking oh i said that's a joke i thought this was like a women
only people think it's girls only and i and i get why people would think that but no last year we
had we had three guys i think yeah three or four guys those guys have cracked the call. Ladies, let's do yoga. Let's do a writing workshop.
This is a nice little villa we got here.
We don't do like all that.
Like we pretty much just drink and eat.
Like on my trip.
So you pretty much drink and eat.
And then we do talk about like people do come and they're interested in content.
They'll ask me questions and stuff like that.
Which, you know, I give as much advice as I can.
Like I don't, nobody thinks I'm like a star.
It's just like whatever.
And, but we always have a really good time.
And I, you know, you stay friends with these people.
You got the jokes, this, that.
Some people come back for repeat trips.
I've got people coming on this trip
that came with us to Greece.
So it's kind of like just making a group
that want to travel and don't necessarily have like-
It's like a book club, but goes international.
Yeah, pretty much.
Yeah.
And it's great for me personally,
because one, I want to go to all these places.
Two, I'm fine traveling alone,
but there are certain places I won't go by myself because it's like you know whatever mexico city
although mexico city yeah i've been there i'm alive but mexico is tough mexico is tough but
yeah so it all in all it ends up being this like exciting opportunity for me mostly and then other
people get to come and enjoy themselves and it's somewhere, you know, it's just a different, everything's off the beaten path.
It's not like touristy stuff.
Although we are in Sicily
going to the vineyard
that they went to
in White Lotus season two.
I'm very excited.
Whoa.
That's cool.
Very excited.
You know what's interesting?
I don't know if I'm late
to the party on this one.
Did you know that
the movie Sideways
like killed the Merlot business?
No.
When he says,
I'm not fucking drinking Merlot,
they like vineyards everywhere
said Pinot Noir skyrocketed
and Merlot like literally died.
Wow, that's crazy.
For no like,
well, Pinot Noir is better than Merlot.
I like Merlot.
Giamatti said,
I like it,
but I like Pinot Noir better.
Giamatti said,
he knows nothing about wine.
I think it was one of those,
this wasn't in the script,
things that I always talk about.
I think he just like said it
like on a whim. There's no reason. There's no opinion. Like he was just like, I did it was one of those, this wasn't in the script, things that I always talk about. I think he just said it on a whim.
There's no reason, there's no opinion.
He was just like, I did it.
And there's probably some fucking Merlot vineyard out there
that was like, fuck.
I was wondering if.
Wow, I had no idea.
Brian Gosling's be better than The Gap.
I would like to see the, if it tanked, Gap's.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, Gap, because Gap was a little something.
And then basically not until. Hello Cool J, falled, Gap's. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, Gap, because Gap was a little something, and then basically not until,
LL Cool J,
falling through Gap.
Revitalized by Kanye.
By Kanye,
yeah.
I was like,
it came right back up
when Kanye parted with him,
but now,
you know,
now it's like,
Gap has good genes,
I'll say.
They have good genes.
I think Gap and like,
old Navy jeans,
shit like that is like,
to me that's.
It's good basics.
Yeah.
Yeah,
it's fine.
But yeah,
so I'll be,
I'll be in Mexico,
and then I'll be in sicily and
then i think i'm extending that trip because i realized i well i was trying to like plan it out
march madness you know those it gets hairy with that because i don't want to be missing stuff and
like you know what what was that there was one of your trips during like something barstool oh my
god well it was the first one it was the trip that i took the greece trip it was like when
bought the company yes i planned france right before it and i was and i literally emailed this
another another thing of me just making sure that i'm not in trouble for like doing
something yeah i'm emailing dave and gaz what i wanted to do i was like i'm going to france first
i'm doing this retreat i'm gonna blog the whole thing i'm gonna you know put videos i'm going to
france first i'm gonna post all these things whatever literally the day after i get there
is when the he bought the company back fired 100 people and i said i can't yeah i said i can't be
posting so i didn't I posted a couple wine reviews
and I was like
I can't be the fucking bitch
on vacation
in the south of France
right now
like it's just not a good time
well there's a red wedding
going on in March
I was like
this is horrible
so that completely fell off
and I was like
now
so now this trip again
I'm trying to do
what I was doing then
but now
and I'm just not gonna
email anybody
like I don't need to
I'm just gonna go
I'm just gonna do it
and I think it's going to be fine.
My radar has been off on those things.
A couple people recently have been in a similar spot.
I need to do this thing.
It conflicts with Barstool.
Should I tell Dave?
And most times I say, tell him.
It's usually let him know.
So I don't give that advice anymore.
I don't.
What the fuck was that?
Was that fire?
Nah, he's going to make some speech.
Imagine if it's like a real speech, like mind coffee.
Yeah, right?
Anyway, so, but yeah, I think, right, telling him is whatever.
I think I just need to put out, like, I just need to do it.
I just need to do what I want to be doing.
John was saying this just last episode. It's like, just do the shit that you're. I fucking knew it, you son of a bitch. I knew it was going to do what I what I want to be doing job is saying this last episode is like
just do the shit that you're I fucking knew it you son of a bitch give your little speech
okay yeah you leave these in when they come on the show well sometimes I boost his audio
well I turn him up I'm not sure if that boosts his audio. Well, I turn him up. I'm not ridiculous. That's hilarious.
I have to...
Okay.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Go, go, go.
Oh, yeah.
Surprise, surprise.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I bet that's going to get posted.
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Did you see that Montoya Perfavor happened again?
Yeah.
Oh my God. I gotta tune into that real time.
And she was getting fucked even worse this time.
But then so was he.
Remember?
So he fucked first.
It was like.
No, no, no, no, no, no.
He did not.
Sorry.
Standing up for Montoya.
In the new iteration.
She was fucking.
Ran the beach moment.
She's crying on the beach whole thing.
Then he went and fucked.
Well, sure.
And she had to watch it, right?
Well, no, no.
She didn't even watch it.
She went up by the host, turned away, didn't look away, and had the other girls narrate
it to her, which was hilarious.
In Spanish, even.
I was like, woo, woo, woo.
And so had that happen.
And then, again, it was her turn. She was like, I was like, woo-hoo-hoo. And so had that happen and then again,
it was her turn.
She was like,
no, no, forget it.
So they're having like a fuck off. Is anyone on that show just like,
you guys are broken up.
Yeah, of course.
They've only been dating for a year.
I know.
They've only been dating for a year.
Everyone's like,
this is fake.
I'm like,
I don't think it's fake
but I definitely think it's like,
I was watching a clip of Ricky Lake.
I love Ricky Lake.
And it was just,
the whole theme of the show was, you dumped me. I love Ricky Lake. And it was just, the whole theme of the show
was you dumped me
and look at me now.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it was just this girl,
like her name was literally Karen.
I thought it was a joke.
Her name was Karen.
She had like the most
Karen haircut
and like,
and this, you know,
white trash boyfriend next to her
was like,
you don't look that good.
And Ricky Lake was like,
she looks great.
What are you talking about?
Yeah, yeah.
But he looks like you, Ricky.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love Ricky Lake. I miss her. I feel like it's those great. What are you talking about? Yeah, yeah. He looks like you, Ricky. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I love Ricky Lake.
I miss her.
But I feel like it's those things.
Like, those shows were real.
But, like, we know what we're doing here.
I think that's what's going on here.
Have you guys watched that Jerry Springer doc thing yet?
Is it new?
Like, I've watched.
It's within the last couple weeks, I think.
Oh, no.
I haven't watched it.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I mean, I've seen things on that before.
Jerry Springer was a gangster.
They went to court and shit.
No, I know.
Because there was that murder.
And they were like, these hosts, these shock hosts are culpable.
And Jerry Springer, who was like a lawyer and I think mayor of Cincinnati and shit,
who was like very well educated, he like got on the stand and like blew it out of the water
and was like, fuck you.
Yeah.
These white trash people know exactly what they're doing.
Absolutely.
We're paying them a little bit.
Like, everybody wins.
It's not my fault.
Fuck off.
I was like, even I, because I was like, this is a little weird and he was like shut the fuck
up it really was like that like he you know he all the blame fell on him because he was the host but
in reality it was like the people behind the scenes like finding these people yeah and they
always they said there was like uh there's like the triangle and it was like ohio mississippi and
alabama like anywhere in that spot like that's
where the people they would find yeah and they're like that was like our you know our factory was
that was that's what we find i mean and for sure it is but so that was the that's basically the
the argument but the last straw what took him off the air for like a few days or something was they
had a guy come on who has sex with his like horse. And it was like the horse comes out.
And he's like, you're married to your horse.
And he's like, yeah.
And then he's making out with the horse on the stage.
It was sick.
I was like, ew.
Even I was like, ah, too far.
Take it off.
Fucking gross.
The big thing, I don't think it was Jerry Springer.
I think it was Geraldo.
But they brought somebody on.
And then they outed him for, or they outed his, somebody was having gay sex, I think. And they outed him.'s having gay sex I think and he murdered
oh that's awful but Jerry Springer was like that's not my fault
that's not on me yeah I didn't do this there was also one oh fuck this scares me This does sound like
Mussolini, Hitler-ish.
It's any of the static.
Yeah.
I know that because
there's a bar
Churchill's Inn?
Churchill's. Yeah, I've been there. It's over by the old office. It's like 30th Churchill's Inn? Churchill's.
Yeah, I've been there.
It's over by the old office.
It's like 30th and Park or something like that.
Oh, yeah.
I know that place.
And if you go into the bathrooms there, they just have Churchill speeches playing.
And I remember the first time I walked in, because it's so grainy and it's so old English
that you can't even make out the words.
And I was like, is this Hitler's speech?
Yeah.
Damn. Is that Hitler talking
dude owns
this bar rocks
can you imagine
there was a Hitler
in this bar right now
Kanye's number one spot
oh my god
how many people
how many people
you think bought those t-shirts
I said probably
a couple hundred
which is
the swastika t-shirt
I don't know about swastika
you don't think that many
no
in the world
I think like there are some Kanye stands I think a that many? No. In the world? I think like 10, 20.
There are some Kanye stans.
I think a couple hundred because people buy that shit for novelty reasons.
I think people drastically overestimate merch sales.
Yeah.
Well, Yeezy was always a scarcity thing, not a –
Yeah.
Like it was expensive because he made like 200 pairs.
I remember back in the day, particularly when Barstool was really moving merch,
which I don't think we do much anymore,
but we'd sell a shirt
and people would be like,
are you giving money to so-and-so for this?
It's like, he's made $200 on this shirt.
Yeah, yeah.
I don't know.
If he wants the 50 bucks,
yeah, we'll hook him up.
Yeah.
Have him send an email.
We'll give him the 50 bucks.
But a good shirt sells like 30 shirts. And that's not even just for like shitty merch stuff that's also for like like i've gotten
to know some people who like make clothes and stuff and they're like yeah if i sell 50 of these
that's good yeah yeah for sure it's not like everyone's kind of and these are just curious
because it's like little brands but not big brands but like brands that are doing well and like yeah
hopefully i'll sell 50 of these sweaters but but i hope they sell zero there's like alex cooper's who are moving like thousands of yeah
yeah but that's like that's that's like the pure like i i think just whenever someone puts something
on sale particularly if you're part of a larger company like this you think oh that's everyone's
buying it yeah it does not i hope not i just i just don't have faith in i don't have faith in
the people um question for you are you are you are you is kanye in the people. Question for you. Are you...
Is Kanye in the rear view?
Are you ready to...
Because I know that you like his music, obviously.
Yeah, but like...
Is he dead to you now?
Yeah.
I mean, look, when he tweets, I'm a Nazi, I still laugh.
Fair, fair, fair.
I don't like the Nazi stuff.
I like the fat bitches stuff.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, that is funny.
I don't like that.
No, but I like...
I don't really listen to rap much at all anymore um yeah i'm kind of disconnected from that world i wouldn't say
i mean i wouldn't like his music has that's another like it's very similar to kendrick
it's like yeah like people just don't want to let go of kanye yeah shit sucks it sucks dude it sucks
like i still liked i think yay was the last album I liked.
I like that.
I don't go back and listen to her
and then crazy like that,
but when I heard it,
I enjoyed it.
How much I like has changed.
It's like,
even like Eminem's album,
I was like,
I like it.
I've never listened to that song again.
You know what I mean?
It used to be like-
I listened to 2000's Pop Punk.
That's it.
You know what,
honestly,
I hate to say it.
I was listening the other day.
It popped up on my shuffle.
I was like,
the last time I really listened to a lot of songs on an album and liked it.
It was fucking MGK.
I liked his pop album.
Dude, Tickets to My Downfall, bang.
That's the last time I listened to an album and I was like, I like eight or nine songs.
I think Tickets to My Downfall restarted pop punk.
I think Tickets to My Downfall was a blink.
Blinks on tour again.
Fucking Fall Out Boy's on tour again. uh fallout boys on tour again and all
this could have been coming organically i don't know i didn't know i think you're right i think
that was a blink album for sure i think travis barker was like i'm just gonna give this and then
and it was great and it is you're right about the timing of it it was kind of like time for those
things to come back like in fact you can i know you know this also to kevin as well you can see
fashion trends starting again and usually is a good indicator of like what's coming with music and TV and whatever.
And punk stuff was kind of working its way in.
But then MGK came over the top.
I really do believe you in that.
It was it was him.
And then Avril Lavigne did Love Sucks, which Travis Parker also produced and also was a fucking awesome album.
And then after that, it feels like everyone started rolling again.
Did you see him talking on,
he went on Bert's show.
He was either a guest bearer
or was on BertCast
and he was talking about running.
It's still my favorite thing.
Travis Barker at that.
Because he said,
he was like,
I did,
I think that 5K was like his first,
so he explained it.
He said the doctors had told him
after the plane crash,
you're never going to run again.
And he was like,
I'm just,
I just do,
like everything they told me was never going to happen again. For guess he was injured and whatever you know whatever happened yeah but so he was like i now i do that like i you know to prove them wrong
and he's talking about running half marathons and all that shit but at the the burke reicher at the
two bears 5k it was just like that it almost felt like an out of order skit. It was like this guy showed up and ran as hard as he could.
Full sprint.
Dusted everybody, lapped them and left.
It's amazing.
Didn't stop running when he crossed the finish line.
Just kept running to the parking lot.
Right to the car.
It was like a herd of people.
He just did another one.
They're following Jelly Roll.
Yeah.
See you later, losers.
He just did another one with dragging Courtney across the line.
Did you see that?
No, I didn't. That's great. It was him. Yo, what is going on with kim kardashian and luca that's fucking weird
are those posts real i have no idea so she posted one that was like the first tweet like lakers were
like welcome luca donchish and he she posted like when does he play like i want to go watch him
yeah and then i saw one i don't know if if it was fake or whatever, but it said like,
I should look this up.
Wasn't it like,
all good, don't come?
Or something like that?
Yeah, yeah.
She said,
I need to learn Slovenian
or something like that.
Right.
Serbian, whatever he speaks.
Yeah.
And he commented like,
no, don't.
I mean, it can't be real.
It can't be real, right?
It can't be real, yeah.
It can't be real.
People were getting got yesterday
by Lana Del Rey,
similar situation.
She's posting like,
thirsty, like, I want to go see Luca.
People are like, he's got a wife.
What are you doing?
It's a very weird thing.
Who knows?
I truly have no idea what's going on.
I have not been keeping up with the Kardashians.
You have not been keeping up with the Kardashians?
I have not been keeping up with the Kardashians.
I really don't know what's going on in their world.
Apart from Kylie, who suddenly is the only one I'm keeping track of because she's dating timmy and uh you know which is exciting that's what pavs calls him
i love it exactly thank you that's what you call your besties but but yeah no i have no idea what's
going on in their world just just to be clear so i don't think that one was real but she did say
um does anyone know when he's playing i want to meet him with a like
a lip-biting emoji ew what the fuck kim and right he's married with kids i don't know if he has kids
but i think they say he's married you gotta look shit up before you comment stuff like that like i
like if someone's married or whatever you can't be commenting thirsty ass comments yeah you can
unless it's like you know hugh jackman i don't he's not even married like i don't know oh i think
it's the worst yeah because he's dating sutton foster now i don't know who that is but oh
another broadway legend really yeah oh wait now it rings a bell you know if you saw her you know
if you saw her yeah for sure um i had a an interesting night last night that i think you'll
appreciate please please share dying what could this be on a monday night what were you up to so i went to um dan carney who was
just on kc radio last uh last episode has a new web series out called run club very funny it's
like five five minute episodes um and they kind of had a premiere last night and he'd come on the
show he dm'd me invited me and i was like of course i'll come and then i didn't realize it
was at 10 p.m so So last night at like tough ass.
And I'd been on the road for like a week and a half.
I got back Sunday.
I was like, I was so tired.
But I was like, I have to go.
I told him I'd go.
And Paz and Owen were going to come.
And they both were like, we didn't know it was at 10.
Very understandably.
We're like, we're retired.
Paz has been in New Orleans all week.
Everyone's tired, right?
I get it.
And but then I was like, I think I'm going to bail too.
And I finally was like, I'm just going to go.
Whatever.
I'll be like the weird guy in the corner alone.
I don't know.
Whatever.
And then there's another weird guy in the corner alone.
And he's kind of like floating around.
And I'm like.
Can you even.
I want to see if you can even guess.
I'm like, I know who that is.
I have no idea who this guy is.
Let's say a very popular 90s movie.
Very scandy and sexy.
Like teenage heartthrob type of movie.
Rob Lowe?
No.
A movie star?
I have not even a single clue.
No, he's a huge movie star.
I have no idea who this guy is.
And so I was like, what's up, man?
And he's like, dude, I thought it was you. Ended up watching the the whole show with him talking to him for like an hour he's the fucking man it's ryan felipe what oh my god i knew you'd like that
he's the man by the way he's cool dude he just was like i love him it was like the coolest thing
i'd ever seen like it was a you know it's a smaller production and it and it was in the basement of a bar in the East Village.
And he was like, yeah, I followed Dan on Instagram.
I think he's funny.
And I just DM'd him.
I told him I wanted to come.
So he was just there.
Oh, nice.
You guys have interviewed Ryan.
Yeah.
And we interviewed him on Zoom during the pandemic.
I thought there was no way he'd know who I was.
He's like, tell Kevin I said what's up.
He's like a tell Kevin I said what's up.
He's like a highlight of my life.
When we did our interview on Zoom, we popped up and he goes, I know you.
You're the one minute man.
And I was like, what?
He was such a cool dude.
I think just him going to that is so fucking cool.
It ended up being a great night.
Does he live in New York?
No.
His kid goes to.
He flew in for the Run Club premiere? Well, they're Philly fans. So he watched the Super Bowl with his son. his kid goes to he flew in for the run club uh premiere it was well they're
philly fans so he watched the super bowl with his son his son goes to nyu he'd watch the super bowl
with his son and then was just still in town has a son who's in nyu oh yeah well those kids you've
seen the two kids ava and and i forget the son's name but they deacon yeah they are
right they are carbon copy like ava is reese and deacon is ryan like they are
exactly copies like and and they're you know they all seem really sweet they're they seem like
normal you know no they're pretty normal we just you want to know the most normal thing he did
because because me and him we were standing talking when the show started so he was like
let's grab a chair let's just sit down yeah and so we both like grabbed a bar stool and the show
the episodes are short they're about five minutes but we watched three of them so ryan and i were just
sitting next to each other on a bar stool for 15 minutes and we're both older guys at this point
right and as soon as it ended i was like fucking hard sitting on a bar stool these days
was he like tell me about it man
tell me about it
he's like
I feel myself start slunching
I try and straighten up
I was like yeah
no I get it bro
I got about an extra
100 pounds up here
than you
fucking Brian Fleabag
has a six pack
he's all jacked and shit
that's amazing
they're not together
still are they
no no they're not
they're not
no but he was
he was the fucking man
I would have been
I would have been like
I think really starstruck
well Cruel Intentions is one of my favorite movies of all time and of course i know you did last
summer like the whole franchise i love i actually said it because we're standing there like oh my
god we were standing there talking and and like i love the show shooter which you just saw oh yeah
yeah yeah and i like i literally watch it all the time okay and jim bob cooter uh bobby swagger and um what a name i was like
like we started talking and like the only thing in my head is like shooter shooter shooter and
then and then like there's a little silence and then we start up with a new topic and my head
just going shooter shooter shooter and finally i was just like i gotta tell you i still watch
shooter like three times a year and he's like how many times a year I got a gripe to pick
with him though
because he was in that show
like a couple years ago
and I was excited for it
and they fucking axed him
in the first episode
Big Sky
yeah yeah yeah
that show looked amazing
it was like a Taylor Sheridan
type of like you know
Montana crime
whatever
and you know what else
whacked him in the first episode
I was like
this is the reason
I'm watching bro
he uh
we actually exchanged numbers
because he wants to come on the show in May
because he's got a new show coming out
my boy is networking
he's on the road
he's getting numbers
he's talking to people
going to events alone
that's why you were saying I'd be so starstruck
I was incredibly starstruck
I was just drowning yeah there wasn't a lifeline i was like all right another buoy here we go um
but uh he was i i i think i can talk about this i'm sure we'll google it to see if it's out yet
like at least the synopsis of the show but he's like i got a new show coming out in may it's on
prime um it's like uh it's like friday night lights
mixed with fast and furious and i oh my god jumped off the bar stool lifted up my sweatshirt i was
wearing a fast and furious t-shirt i was like brother whatever you want to talk about that
come on the show he must have been like gee this guy watches shooter and wears fast merch
get out of here never mind i don't want to come
on the show you didn't have you didn't have like what's the don't you have a like a tim riggins
t-shirt i had i also have that dylan panthers i was not wearing that one i was wearing a fast
seven t-shirt because i had an idea a while ago bob fox sent me a link for um fast and furious
t-shirts it was was like some artist he follows
does like drops kind of deal.
And he did a drop of all individual Fast and Furious shirts
and Bob Fox sent me a link and he's like,
yeah, you'll probably want to grab one of these.
And I was like, I'm going to get all nine
and I'm going to wear them in a row
and see if Kevin even notices.
No, I just kind of forgot.
So now I just have one drawer
that's just full of Fast and Furious t-shirts. Damn, I'm pissed you said this out loud. I wanted you to do it. no, I just kind of forgot. But so now I just have, I just have one drawer that's just full of
Fast and Furious t-shirts.
Damn,
I'm pissed you said this out loud.
I wanted you to do it.
Yeah,
I know.
Now he's going to know
first time you see it.
And,
I still might not.
But the,
the,
but yeah,
then we started talking about
Fast and Furious
and,
and I mean,
he's just a man.
he was not.
No,
he was not in it.
He was offered the role.
Paul Walker took it.
I was going to say,
he's very Paul Walker.
Yeah,
he did an indie film instead.
They were also hot and popular at the same time.
It was like Cruel Intentions, Into the Blue.
I Know What You Did Last Summer,
and then that's right around when Fast and Furious, I think, started.
It was right around that same time.
Yeah, they have a similar look, similar face.
Only difference was Ryan Phillippe's characters
always have a little more attitude and like swagger to them.
Yeah.
He had a good show
that where he was
like the it was like
a gone girl thing.
He was the husband
accused of murder.
It was like a.
Oh yeah.
It was good.
He's got a couple
heaters in there.
That was a good show.
I don't remember
the motor.
It's not out but
at least the story is
out.
People know the show.
Yeah.
OK.
I don't want to
obviously like an
ounce drop that if it hasn't been announced but um motorheads very cool i bet my dad sounds like
something my dad would like as well yeah i mean i was like fast and furious like like yeah that's
well i always love watching uh and i and i have hope for like us as well as we get older where
it's like if you if you hang around long enough and you're professional enough and you're talented
enough and your audience kind of grows with you like you all of a sudden have this whole new –
he probably can do all these new roles being a father
and being the older guy.
It's like I was the teenage heartthrob.
And then maybe in the middle you lose a little bit of work,
but then all of a sudden you come back as the 40-year-old guy or whatever.
And it's like you can have so many acts to your career
as long as you kind of stick around and keep your talent.
Absolutely.
He's the man.
I think that's one of the cooler moves I've seen a celebrity do which is like i'm gonna go to like just kind of underground
know he's coming or was he like yeah yeah yeah dan he was coming that would be even like
i mean that's so cool wow how fun it was i think it was anything the other day it was so
surprising and we sit one second it was so surprised i think that he was there
that at one point homeless pimp was there documenting it
and at one point pimp took a picture of me
and another guy while I was standing
I see Ryan Felipe and I was like I think pimp doesn't even know
that this is Ryan
or maybe pimp had already seen him and taken pictures I don't know
but he was just in a mess like that
this is the one
so funny
but also I introduced them
and I don't know what pimp's name is so i was like
ryan this is i think it's pimp pimp this is ryan who is pimp yeah i don't know he's like the
producer extraordinaire for uh mainly nate bargazzi now but he's done chris di stefano
he's done soda charles pomelterri soda like everybody in our little circle he's like produced
got it and i think he kind of started out like, he's basically like a Pabst type.
Started out being like, I'll just film your podcast.
And now he produces Nate's arena tour.
Yeah.
That's amazing.
He's really talented, yeah.
But he dresses like Swaggy.
And I think DeStefano might have been the one who's like, you look like a homeless pimp.
And that's really funny.
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How was DC?
Sorry if we've already talked about it.
It was fun.
Good?
It was good, yeah.
We didn't talk about it though, right?
No, no, no.
He says he bombed.
Oh, I mean, he's a liar probably.
Two of my friends saw you guys and they were like, oh, blah, blah say hi and they won't i'm like my friends won't always text me when they see you or francis or whoever like they've
a lot of my friends have seen you guys like do comedy stuff really and they are like oh
we saw him walking on the street no you guys like walking on the street saturday i think
and uh and i was like oh yeah they're there for whatever and they're like yeah how do you know
and i was like because they're my friends. I don't know.
That's how I know.
Weird that you didn't say hi.
Go say hello.
Be like, I'm Kelly's close friend.
How about this?
Francis told him, I had a plan for if you sucked to politely kick you off of my car.
Not easy to play.
He's just like, I would have told you.
I would have found a way to not allow you to keep coming.
Which I think is completely understandable. I don't think you think you just say that why but i found it very complimentary
where he was like i would have i would have he's like i don't i don't need to i would have found
a way but like yeah in the end it's a compliment but it definitely means that leading up to it he
was like this guy might suck yeah well that's fair that's fair yeah i just don't know if you
just said that no but like i'm like that would be crazy to not have that when it's over like what if fight sucks and this ruins the whole fucking
weekend and all of my fans went up there six shows and sucked all of them i think i bombed i i
saturday night my the saturday first show the 7 p.m saturday show i think went went it's probably
pretty damn close to a bomb but it was
the crowd it was like they would laugh but it would be
like ha ha ha
it wasn't like a rolling laughter
and up
there though like it was actually I think I was texting
Kevin afterwards I was like I'm very happy because like
I don't really care like it was
doing my jokes and it was
like anything else the fear of something happening is always
worse than the thing happening.
Yeah, exactly.
It was like, okay, it happened.
It really wasn't that bad.
But I would say, all in all, it was a very good weekend.
I think I had two really good shows,
two good shows, and two not so good shows.
There you go.
Not really.
I actually, because I think I'm going to do shows
with them in Providence in April.
And I was kind of thinking I should probably
start trying some of that.
Yeah, I feel like that's fabulous
you know
crowd work is almost like
I think is like
the highest form
because you're kind of
doing like improv
but then it became
hacky over the last
couple years
exactly
well people started
doing it for the
TikTok clips
but I also like
real crowd work
I think is amazing
yes
the crowd work
when it's like
what do you do for a living
you answer with your job
and you're like
well you're not a doctor
and then you launch
into your doctor jokes
like that's not crowd work but it's also like you're looking for someone to cue you up for a living? You answer with your job and you're like, well, you're not a doctor and then you launch into your doctor jokes. That's not crowd work.
But it's also like
you're looking for someone
to queue you up
for a joke you already have.
The cool part about it,
I mean, the whole thing was cool,
but the really cool part about it
was basically learning.
I'm a 101 student.
I'm learning about
how the whole thing works.
I was asking them
an annoying amount of questions.
I bet it shows initiative. I know you will never do this should you should like document this and make content out of it because
i think you would be fascinated about like how to become a comedian i know you're not gonna do it
are you writing in your notebook at least um a little bit just motherfucker so we go to uh
where were you la la and he that dude carries his book everywhere i know i'm waiting for the
day that someone like shoots us and the bullet hits the book.
I have my book on me.
And one of our friends hit him and was like, I got time up on stage if you want to go.
And it's the one time he didn't have his notebook on.
And he just did it anyway.
Rolled up.
No problem.
I was in the hotel lobby and I was like, I don't have my notebook with me.
And then I thought, hey, John, why don't you fucking chill out?
No one's going to be begging you to get on stage tonight wow wow wow wow so now it's so now it's it's surgically
attached yeah you flip pages it's inside it's molded in your skin now yeah but the uh like
like learning that it really is like the show is a like about making everyone feel like it's
happening for the first time right now.
Like,
like they're all,
yeah.
Like you were mentioning earlier about repeating yourself and how it's
awkward.
That's the ultimate thing to get over as a comic is that.
Yeah.
And they were like,
they're like,
yeah,
that's where crowd work helps because they,
they,
you know,
you can use it to launch it to a new joke.
And they're like,
wow,
he just thought of that.
But he's like,
I,
you know,
we've been on the road for a year. Like i know every response to every heckle i know how to get to that joke from
an audience question every time like it is yeah i don't think people realize like a magician
yes i'm convincing you that this is i'm doing this for the first time but and i think in the
audience as an audience member you know that but but you just forget it because you want to be part of it.
You're there to see a show.
You're ready to have a show put on for you and you're willing to play along.
I think it's normally what people would think.
Yeah, but I think even the really good ones still make me feel like you just thought of that.
And then I'm always checking myself being like –
True.
When you look back on it, it's like he didn't really say anything that wasn't necessarily preplanned.
You know what I mean?
It's magician.
It's mad.
Some of it is definitely off the cuff.
And I always look at Matt Rife's crowd work
where like,
just the craziest things happen.
Like,
the mom's FaceTiming the daughter
who knows the,
it's just like,
how the fuck?
You're just like serendipity.
Right,
like how do you get some money?
But a lot of it is,
you know,
where you're like,
looking back on it,
that was just,
you know,
you didn't actually,
it could have been a guy,
it could have been a girl,
it could have been young, old, like it just helped you get there been young old like it just helped you get it's like mad libs a little
yeah yeah yeah but that's a formula we need to do it that fucking much it's you know um have you
been heckled yet uh heckled no no i've had people you have a natalie cuomo look at my eyes
that's your i saw that clip I you know
I usually don't see
now I'm suddenly getting
I'm getting a lot more
comedy stuff lately
because I went to
Lisa Trager's
Netflix
she is special
she's I fucking love her
she's funny
I don't think she likes us
I don't know
I used to go
we met in
at Sager's
and he was like
these are the Barstool guys
and she was like
she came on Taylor Watch
she's a big Taylor Swift fan
and so
she talked to us
but it was you know she did ask us questions like, how do you deal with, like, you know, the bro of it all?
And we were like, yeah, you know, you just kind of whatever.
But I went to her thing.
And it was really fun, really cool.
Definitely, like, a totally different group of, like, comedians and stuff than you guys probably hang out with.
But I recognized all of them.
And I was like, oh, this is nice.
Like, I wonder if anybody knows, you know, like, know like where do i fall people are like who's this bitch
like they don't know me and gia at all and um but it was fun and it was nice i'm getting served
more stuff and all of that was just to say that natalie cuomo who i really like normally and think
it's funny and it's hot by the way um so hot but i saw that freak out and i was like is she okay
sometimes you lose your cool like i get that but i well some freak out and i was like is she okay that was intense just like a crazy
sometimes you lose your cool like i get that but i well some people were like that was awesome and
then other people were like that you know you're a comic you totally got flustered and lost your
lost your cool there yeah speaking of someone who loses their cool often that was she lost her cool
like she she she rounded it out that made it work i think but i am normally that's not her back i
don't think i've ever seen her she's
usually kind of like whatever bitch like fuck you and so i was surprised to see it i i by the time
i watched it it had been built up in my head so much because people were talking about it
i saw it and i was like okay that's a freak out but like it's not
she didn't hit someone yeah she didn't go michael richards i thought the crowd like
cheered for her and then i then the internet was kind of like
well Twitter hated it
that's how I saw it
and of course
and then I was like
ready to stand up
because I was like
oh you know
I'm not on Twitter
I have to stay off
but I was ready to
in my head
stand up for her
be like you know what
no like I like this girl
and I see her
and whatever
and then I watch it
and I was like
oh I'm just not
going to get involved
I think
it just went on
speaking of standing up
are we still standing up
for Blake Lively
yes I think it just went on speaking of standing up are we still standing up for Blake Lively yes
I was like
as more and more
came out
I was like
what's Kelly gonna do
on this one
no no yes
but here's the thing
that bitch sucks
well there are so many
avenues that you can
go down now
and that is
thanks to
Justin Baldoni
and his PR team
and this is what
they want
and that's what I don't understand how people are not seeing that there was a
plan for a PR smear campaign and they got called out for making the plan.
Now they're enacting the plan and people are falling for it.
To me,
I think it's,
it's mutual.
No,
no,
it's,
it's,
I think completely died down on her side.
I think that she,
okay,
wait,
I'll quickly,
I won't,
it'll take me an hour to get through this in my head, but I swear I'll be fast. The Blake Lively stuff, the, what happened with
her when she filed a complaint, that was not supposed to be public knowledge. Justin Baldoni
went, knew it was happening, went ahead and started making a scene for the moment that it
did come out. He like started defending before people even knew about it. Then the New York
Times got wind of it.
That was kind of a,
that was like a,
there's gray area there.
We don't know who told
the New York Times,
but people are saying
it was Justin
trying to get ahead of it.
Other people are saying
Blake tipped them off.
We don't know.
But definitely,
they are lying by the way
in the New York Times.
They were like,
No, the New York Times is lying.
They were like,
everything was public
once the case came out.
No, their timeline is,
something's off about
the timeline there.
But they're the ones that like blew this whole fucking thing up.
The New York Times thing, whoever fucked that up, fucked that up.
Because Blake Lively's complaint turned into lawsuit, which wasn't what it was.
And then Justin Baldoni comes over the top with his lawsuit.
But my problem is that he's being backed by his agency slash whatever he works for.
Mega millions, richer than anybody in
hollywood like he's not hurting for money and they're trying to paint it as big guns blake
lively and ryan reynolds coming in here trying to take him for all he's got not even close like he
they're using now justin baldoni as an example against people like blake and ryan like they're
trying to make an example of them and i don't understand like they're trying to amber heard
them you know what i mean and i knew that they lost their shit when they started
posting articles and stuff being like Blake Lively burping and farting on set like blah blah I was
like and someone had tweeted it and it was such a perfect way to describe like once they run out
of things to do they have to paint this this like powerful woman as like ugly and gross because
that's the only way that like people are really going to start you know well but i think that's the difference is
like like blake lively being like you like accusing him of sexual harassment while baldoni side has
always just been like she kind of sucks which is like very different than like accusing of a crime
versus like look at these interviews where it's it's the greer right look at this slightly off
putting woman no exactly it is that and so like it's just it's funny Greer. Look at this slightly off-putting woman. It's slightly Adelaide. No, exactly, it is that.
And so it's funny watching it go back and forth,
but the sexual harassment stuff,
him overstepping during,
when they're filming scenes or whatever,
there's an interview of him being like,
yeah, on the set, I just, I do my thing,
and sometimes I get lost in the character of Ryle,
the abusive husband, sometimes I get lost,
and I'll push boundaries, and I look to Blake to tell me when I've gone too far. So he literally said, I go too
far on purpose until she says that's too far. And she had enough of it, made a complaint about it,
hired the new intimacy coordinator because the other one was like not there all the time,
hired it not only for herself, but for the other girl playing young Lily, which to me tells me like okay justin baldoni's running rampant on the whole set not just to blake and so that's all
happening there i hate i hate justin baldoni by the way i hate him so much you can't tell what's
going on this is north korea propaganda but here's the situation though with with blake lively i am
fully aware that she is cringe i'm fully aware that she is probably a bitch you can't like what
she's doing to taylor by the way but I think that that's also blown out of proportion.
I think she said one text being like,
yeah, my girl Taylor, she's like Khaleesi, whatever.
If my friend's saying that about me, I'm not annoyed.
That's the godmother of her children.
Taylor Swift is literally Blake Lively's godmother.
Like all the kids, you know what I mean?
All the kids' names are in Taylor Swift songs.
They're extremely close.
Saying that offhandedly to someone you don't think
the texts are ever going to come public
and then them using that thing to be like,
she's using Taylor Swift to weaponize their their agenda and whatever and weaponize feminism and all this bullshit I totally disagree like I think that that is a spin and I
think that I'm watching everything Blake said or did get spun in a way that favors Justin and the
whole time he's really not talking about how he overset boundaries on set. Everyone else in the cast has sided with Blake.
And now nobody's saying anything because they don't want to get involved.
Colleen Hoover herself said, fuck this guy.
Even though he came to her with the script and the movie being like, I just think I need to play Ryle.
I think I feel good.
Who?
Who is like, I need to play this abusive man.
And I need to show his whole thing was I need to show that abusers have feelings, too.
That's like his whole thing was I need to show that abusers have feelings too that's like
his whole fucking message and so like that to me is already fucking bizarre and then I read through
all the time I Kevin the amount of time I've spent on this is ridiculous I read all the text messages
I read all the pages I did not just on TikTok like all the TikTok lawyers have done I went through it
bored to fucking tears going through it all All the stuff that Justin says to Blake is
okay, yes, let's do this, let's do that.
Love your
enthusiasm. Love the passion. This is amazing.
And then at the same time, he's texting everybody else being like
fuck this bitch, she's so annoying. We're giving
her too much rope, like she's taking the movie over,
whatever. Never did he say to her
hey, it's kind of getting a little, like
he was afraid of having that conversation with her
and then these other guys are like you gotta cut it it off you got to do this you got to do that to
me i agree with that but that i was like this guy is afraid of her he's not the one aggressor on her
he's like i'm afraid of this girl i think he's afraid of her now like he became afraid of her
after she had spoken up about feeling uncomfortable and then all of a sudden it was whatever blake
wants blake gets but it's like if you don't want her to be involved in this movie, then don't ask her to co-produce,
like being like, so excited to do this together. We're both on top of our game. Like it was very
encouraging from his side to her. So if I'm her, I'm saying this, I think everything is fine. I'm
in my ivory tower, whatever the fuck. And I'm like, yeah, me and my husband, we got this going.
Great movie, whatever. We're going to, you know know we'll highlight the abusive part about it
but let's focus on the fact that the women can get through it like that's her side of it whereas
justin wanted to focus on abusers have feelings too and so they were both given different directions
when doing the carpet interviews and stuff like there's just so much nuance to the whole thing
and conversations and the way you talk behind closed doors that i just can't see why so many
people are riding for just Baldoni so hard.
And the only thing I can think of is it's like the Amber Heard effect.
Like Amber Heard was crazy for sure with the Johnny Depp thing.
Johnny Depp equally as crazy,
both probably equally guilty.
Amber Heard is the only one we've never heard from again.
You know what I'm saying?
Like people love to villainize.
If you get an opportunity to villainize a woman,
I hate to say it,
but people will run with it.
And that is what happened to Amber.
And it's what's happening to Blake right now people will run with it and that is what happened to Amber and it's
what's happening to Blake right now and while I do think that she she probably was sensitive and
over the top or whatever I think Justin's equally guilty and I hate how this has now turned into
like fuck Blake Lively that fucking bitch bring up old interviews she's bringing Taylor Swift in
Taylor's not her friend anymore just the narratives are out of control and I just can't wait for it to
be over but we got a whole nother year March 9th, 2026
unbelievable
that's one I
it's just too much
I'm surprised, I know you're not like a gossip
guy though but like there is an element of
by the way it's fascinating like
I could, I just
the way people can see things differently
I just see it like the entire opposite way
no I know and so do a lot of people and in my head I'm like I guess people can see things differently. I just see it like the entire opposite way. No, I know. And so do a lot of people.
And in my head I'm like I guess I could see you getting – like in my head it's like you're getting tricked to think that way.
Like that's how I think seeing it.
I'm like how do you not see –
Yeah, he's got the hotshot lawyer.
Like how do you not see what's happening here?
But to me the main thing is like really it's not sexual harassment.
It's not – she wants all the sequels.
And they were like, you can get rid of Justin Baldoni if he violates a morality clause.
I think that's like an interesting, as a movie guy, like if there's a trilogy and.
Does Candace Owens say that?
That's Candace Owens' whole thing about this.
Which, by the way, we need to stop propping up Candace Owens. Like she's going to pull the rug on everybody being like, she's Mrs.
I've got all the information on Blake Lively and Justin Baldoni.
And then in five minutes,
she's going to be like,
by the way,
you know,
fuck women.
And she does on the usual.
She's a,
that's the main thing where I'm like that when that,
when she started,
I was like,
I don't care.
There could be a thousand sequels to this movie.
He could,
he could have actually sexually harassed you.
I'm pulling the plug on the whole thing.
Once Candace Owens is going to make
her daily show
about me and my fucking family.
A hundred percent.
That woman is terrifying.
She's out of my mind.
And she is someone who
She does not.
She goes with the flow.
She has no like
morals or feelings herself.
She goes with whatever
is popular
and she's
contrarian
and she'll
like she'll make money
wherever there's money
to be made
and this right now
happens to be it
and shitting on Blake and Ryan and accusing them of working for the money
and doing whatever, that's what makes sense.
But to what you said about you think that she wants a sequel,
she wants this, she wants that,
I don't even think any of that was a problem or a question
because Ryle isn't in all the movies.
You know what I mean?
He's maybe in and out of whatever.
But I think he was going to still produce and direct a lot of shit.
They could have been a part of it together. I think it's more, I do truly think he's maybe in and out or whatever. But I think he was gonna still produce and direct a lot of shit. They could have been
a part of it together.
I think it's more,
I do truly think
it's more that
Justin Baldoni is,
he gives off a creep vibe
and the video of them
practicing and him,
like the weird stuff
he was saying
and his like sultry voice,
weird.
The voice note he sent her
seven minutes being like,
you probably got a baby
on your boob right now.
Like, sorry Blake,
it's 2 a.m.
I hope I'm not waking you up.
It's fucking, you know those guys.
Girls know guys like that.
And he also has a podcast that's I'm a Feminist Man.
He received an award for being an ultra-feminist as a man.
Fuck off.
I know, I've met that guy.
He's been Ron Swanson.
For real.
I've met that guy.
I know that guy.
I've seen that guy.
He's so smarmy.
And he's full of fucking shit. And I guess maybe people have never met that guy I know that guy I've seen that guy and he's full of fucking
shit and I guess maybe people have never met a guy like that and then people are saying it the
other way around but I think it's a full of shit I've never met a guy like Justin where he's just
so open about this and that I'm like no no that's not he it's nefarious how do we not see this you
know he's so drives me crazy that that part for sure yeah that guy's thanks but but I get but I
understand how arguments can be made for everything he's just the fact that he's even mentioned in their names like is a pretty big
like he's on the level of like ryan reynolds and blake lively now you just throw in justin
baldoni as well who the fuck is that i know he was on jane the virgin that's his big claim to
fame which like good show jane the virgin's got uh gina rodriguez and uh she's jane the virgin
and then he's like
the heartthrob friend
that they like get together
it's like
I mean I don't even know
if the show is still on
to be honest
it might be
I'm not even sure
but
by the way
this question today
oh wait
is the dozen out
by the time
when is our show
oh
you guys are good
like it's
I was very honored
to be called
at the Super Bowl live show
that was an amazing thing
but you guys like
I mean
I don't even think you needed the help.
I mean, like, we've kind of just become, like, a pretty good team.
You beat the experts.
All three of us are legitimately dumb.
Yeah.
And I don't – like, I know the movies and the television.
We're not playing Jeopardy.
Yeah, but it's still, like –
You know, they're, like –
These guys are so dumb.
It's, like, the questions are about criminal minds.
There's a very big difference between intelligence minds. It's just quick thinking.
There's a big difference between intelligence and knowledge and memory.
Also, I know what you're saying, but you guys are all smart people.
After our first game, we went back into the green room because we beat ZD and experts and Yak played before us.
And so the experts were still in the green room and pft
was just like he's like i don't know how you guys do it he's like you just say words and eventually
you guys stumble upon the answer it's amazing every like i don't think you're cheating but like
you every question you don't have a clue you're all a part of the same brain like you all have
enough for each like to form one brain and it's like here's the one brain
I know sports
I know pop culture
you know
exactly yeah
I don't know
I mean I get
what everyone's saying
but I think it's
I think it's
people aren't giving you
guys enough credit
it's true
we're a pop culture
we're a pop culture company
Dana is literally
the best player
in a dozen history
of all time
yeah
it's not a joke
statistically Dana
is the greatest player in the history of the dozen i don't know my girl kelly is
i know statistically i'm just saying right now if you were to like number one overall draft pick
i am i am heavily negotiate for my girl this is my number one thing like i am where i'm like i'm
good at this i'm gonna try it so fucking hard at the dozen and all i'm doing all day long i do
daily dozen every day now i'm doing other trivia shit like i'm trying to get it all this I'm gonna try it so fucking hard at the dozen and all I'm doing all day long I do daily doesn't every day now
I'm doing other trivia shit
like I'm trying to get it
all in I'm rewatching old
shows I haven't watched in
years I called you like two
or three times you were in
I was in I was in I was in
Chicago it was right after
I mean I was I was wheeling
and dealing with Jeff D
Lowe I was like I gotta call
Kelly cuz I was like I don't
know she wants to be on my
team maybe she wants to stay
with them and I want to take
the and she was like I'm at
dinner I can't talk and I was
like ah I felt like I was Nico Harrison training Luca I want to take the and she was like I'm at dinner I can't talk and I was like I was at dinner
Nico Harrison
training Luca
I didn't know
what was going on
because I was at dinner
and then Jeff was at
I was also
with Jeff
and then he finally was like
hey is this team good
and I was like
oh yeah sounds great
and then it was all
but I didn't know
the drama that was going on
because I was like
he offered me
other good players
like really good players
and I was like
I'm cool with that team
but I would
let me float this by you I am very cool with that team, but I would like,
let me float this by you.
I am very happy with the team.
I think it's fun.
It's us and Rico.
I think it's a fun team.
The riders,
we,
we go hard,
we play hard.
And,
um,
I think it's fun.
The Chicago team.
I,
I mean,
no,
I,
I'm not,
I'm not sad to leave them.
Love them.
Love Dave and Ryan.
I do.
You know,
they,
first of all all they played 51
matches and never won a tournament game yeah which is which is also me like i could you know
but i you know i can't i can't i can't throw the football and catch a football too
great reference that's as good as the first time she dropped a wally pip yeah i was gonna say that
i got wally pip yeah Yeah. That's awesome.
It's true, though.
Yeah.
So me and Kelly, Beyond the Dozen all year.
You can catch us for the season.
And then you can go see her on Taylor Watch.
And you can maybe follow her on Twitter.
I don't know.
Yeah, at your own risk.
Because I don't know what's going on.
Follow me everywhere else, though.
I'm normal everywhere else, I swear.
All right.
Good stuff.
Thank you.
Yeah. Oh,, good stuff. Thank you. Yeah.
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