KFC Radio - Kelly Keegs Rips on the Antisemetic Low Life At War With Dave Portnoy - Full Interview

Episode Date: May 8, 2025

Timecodes: 02:19 Keegs and KFC's bodies are deteriorating 12:34 What's after w**d? 14:14 Kevin's Midnight Bean launch party 18:51 KFC ended up in an abandoned parking lot for Midnight Bean 33:55 Is Dove soap white trash? 42:45 Rhianna is pregnant 46:47 Are we already relying on Chat GPT too much 54:57 Kids talk in brainrot now 59:58 Keegs is the cool aunt 01:08:07 Dave vs Barstool Philly Bar Antisemite +++++++++++++++++++++++ Aura Frames: Exclusive $35-off Carver Mat at https://AuraFrames.com. Promo Code [KFC] X-Chair: Use code KFC10 for 10% off your purchase of an X-Chair at https://www.xchair.comYou can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC radio on Apple podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music. What a fun surprise. I do have to point out that we are filming on top of three boxes on a rolling chair. Probably what, like a $3,000 camera on top of a bunch of cardboard boxes, which actually is a. a thing for me. I noticed Dave did this this weekend, too.

I do this all the time. Dave's interview with the Philadelphia NBC people was just his laptop on top of eight books. You sit on a table like this and you stack up books and you put your laptop on top of it. I can't tell you how many times my personal is shoe boxes. I do shoe boxes too. I always have sneaker boxes. He had a bunch of books that I'm sure Dave has never read before. He pulls them off the shelf. Books and boxes in the world of Barstool are simply tripods and the amount of things that I have either done for a zoom on a

laptop or I will have bottles or a big one for one minute man if I need both my hands. Usually I just film like this but I'll put it up against the thing and oh I need to get a big one for one minute man. If I need both my hands, usually I just film like this, but I'll put it up against the thing and oh, I need to get a heavier one. I fill up the water like the amount of shit that is just designed to hold cameras and phones. That's why I go on TikTok now and it's like, get this magnetic thing and this that I buy them all.

They're like 2.99 and it's like, you can strap this phone to your fucking head now. I get all of it. So I don't have to be doing the boxes the octabody the influencer. I have that too I never I never use it. I have it's on my phone. Can I just have that? Wall you shouldn't get I could have told you that's not gonna work You will be so annoyed by it because it does not matter what surface you put it on it's stuck like if I put my phone Oh, yeah, two seconds. Oh

on it stuck like if I put my phone oh yeah two seconds oh I'm not using it in the correct way I think I've stuck it up to make a video three times in total I just sit every day and curse it when I try to lift it off it was like a autism I thought all you know I thought you were like popping them I also didn't buy this it was a press gift and I I said, oh, that's nice, from Excedrin actually. That's why the color is. From Excedrin. Yes, I get press gifts from Excedrin. And I stuck it on. One of the most girly women things I ever heard.

Yes. I actually, now that I say it, the only other kid I know who has an Excedrin deal is a guy. But he is Jewish, so. That's what I'm saying. Jewish guy, regular girl. That's my favorite show. I get a lot of headaches.

In Oh Hello, when they're doing like, we are neither Jewish nor a woman, but like all old men somehow we are both. Don't you think it's at least, what do you think it is? I mean, like I have long said that headaches are the great farce of our time. I know you say this. If this is me, when I sit at home and I'm like either puking up my guts or I can't see the sky.

I was gonna say, no, no, no, no, no. Because it's too bright. I think about you saying headaches are fake. And I'm like, have that. When you have like migraines, I get that. Cause I, relatively recently, probably within the last five years, I think I had my first migraine.

And I was like, oh, this is what they're talking about. I hate it when people say that they have a migraine and they don't have a migraine. Yes, I hate that too. This is what- I hate that too. That's what you bitches do. I feel like girls throw around migraine like it's fucking candy.

If you know migraines, you don't cry migraine. Because it's clear whether you have a headache or a migraine. I can come to work with a headache. I can't leave my bed open my eyes. When I learned that, the first time I had an injection in my neck and they fucked up and they punctured my spinal column. Oh my God. Yeah, so they, you're supposed to just do

like a cortisone shot, they went too far. I remember I was laying face down on like a massage table and the doctor stepped up and he was kind of like touching my neck and he was like, okay, we're gonna inject here, here and then I watched his feet disappear and a new pair of feet go in and I'm sure it was like a resident or a kid. At time I was probably like 24 they're probably thinking he's got back

problems but he's young what the you know like we can experiment this guy goes too far punctures I think what they call the spinal dura which is like the around your spinal cord and then spinal fluid starts leaking out and so you have spinal fluid in your brain yeah and your skull that kind of keeps like your brain intact right and that started to leak out and so your brain starts to sag What the fuck is kind of attached to the skull? Yes, so the your brain is in your skull There's fluid around it and then it starts to sag and it's like kind of pulling down on and it makes sense and it like all of a sudden I was like, what?

Do you feel? I remember walking back home from the injection, got off the elevator and as I was walking down the hallway to my apartment door, I was like, wow, like pinballing. I was like, this isn't good. I assume it's regenerative. Yeah, so then, but then I Google it. I was like intense headaches, blindness,

dizzy, nausea, all that. And they said, like, did you just get injections? And they said flip upside down and the sagging will stop. Okay. So like, do you have to do like a cartwheel? No, so I lay down on the bed, like head over the, like I'm watching porn. Sure, sure, yeah. Head over the bed. I know the image.

It was the first thing that went through my mind. I was like, I'm doing it, I'm like, wah, wah, wah, wah. But they were like, if the symptoms stop, like that's what's going on. And the symptoms went away like immediately. And then I sat up and they would come back. And so that was probably the first time I felt. Well, how long did it last like that? Was your brain like sagging on your?

A few days, like you could like go get like a, yeah, basically they were like, you can go get like a patch that like almost like a little like mini surgery. Did it hurt like your eyeballs, like pull your eye? The whole fucking thing felt like my head was just gonna explode and they didn't tell you like hey you might feel like your brain Well, it was a gravity didn't know rain that once I called them. They were like oh, we probably punctured your spinal cord But it's not like it's not supposed to happen story of your life I mean I probably could have but I'm not feels track

Brain started sagging on my skull. I'd make a pretty big fucking. Yeah, I just slept upside down every night Yeah at the time Caitlin had friends from Holy Cross into town and we are like 20 early mid 20s we're still like fucking partying, you know, so we've got a Full house in our like one-bedroom apartment course I'm obviously not going out or anything, but I was like, yeah go have fun like whatever You know sitting there like laying upside down for 12 hours. They're out like having a day and One of her friends they all come home there. They're everyone's like passed out drunk and this guy Gets up to go to the bathroom. Yeah, and he's all like dis blacked out, doesn't know what room he's in, what apartment he's in,

stumbles around trying to find the bathroom, eventually falls through my glass coffee table. Like, and I'm in bed and I hear him shh, you know, everyone's past the fuck out drunk, but I hear something going on and again I'm like upside down, like what the fuck is going on? And then I hear like kaboom, like glass shatter, Stone Cold style, and I go out front and this guy is like in the wooden frame, glass shatter, just like bleeding. Bleeding everywhere, of course.

I'm like, I'm standing up now, so I'm like, ah! I was like, I need to save you? Someone needs to save me! Absolute fucking- What kind of a mundo pick us both up? Jesus. Oh man, that was, there was a time too, this, I've had so many fucking... Yeah, you got a lot of body issues.

A lot of body issues. Like, just, uh... Under the identity of two dead person bones in your body. Yeah. Oh yeah, people forget, in your shoulder, right? So my shoulder, my shoulder is just shot forever. And I remember coming home again drunk when I had we first had gotten Duncan and we're in uh in like in our apartment. It was like I was like donuts?

Oh Duncan I forgot about Duncan. I think we had opened up the door and he came out into the hallway of the apartment so we're playing like in the hallway late night and I was laying on the ground I'm playing with the puppy and I put my arm over my head, kind of like this. And I must've just been drunk enough that I didn't feel it come out of the socket. And so then I sit up and it's out. And it's like, if you've ever had a dislocated shoulder when it's just like stuck out, it's just the worst. And at that point I had reached a level

where I put my arm against my leg and I would push against it and I could just pull and like pop it in and it just wasn't going in. And we had to, I had to call like, I guess 911, I don't know who we called. And these, and I mean, we were hammered, hammered drunk. And I just had to be like, I know this little guy. And everyone's like, what is that?

And they were just like this fucking guy. I think they just kind of did like a quick pop, but I was like, the amount of like weird late night. That's knock on wood. That's, you know, my shoulders have stayed intact, but. That is terrible. That's a fear. Like I, I'm a side sleeper.

So I worry. I haven't slept on my side since. It sucks. I think it's like, I'm now getting to a point where I'm only comfortable sleeping in my own bed, which I know is like a thing. People say like, you're just comfortable there, whatever. I'm like, no, I know.

Cause it's an expensive mattress. And it's specific for the fact that I have like brittle bones all of a sudden and I but I sleep on my side and sometimes I I'm sleeping so hard that my Everything in my body goes numb and I'll wake up Like my my arm will go numb the side of my body will go numb and I'll wake up and I'll have to like In the middle of the night several times having to relocate because my shoulders are like making my whole body on numb. I'm like what the hell is going on? Well, you guys my brother was was so fat when he was a baby that yeah When he rolled he knocked he pulled his shoulder out of a sock

I know so when we were kids we have to learn how to put his shoulder back How low are we talking when he's like like a baby like it like couldn't walk or anything like that Like he was so fat. He was I think he was born 11 11. So you know, wow Yeah, I don't know the answer And then he was just so big that like once he started to learn how to roll every time he rolled he just And then we were like seven shoulder out of the socket. And then we were like seven. It's so crazy.

I had like nurse's elbow or whatever. But when I was a toddler I was just like jumping too much or whatever. So then I would like hit it against something. She's a good jumper. 50% of the time she lands her jump. So then like 50% of the time I would have to go to the hospital and then have to like hop it back in. So then eventually like my dad just learned how to like do

it himself. Once you can do it it's like What's nurse's elbow's when you when your elbow dislocates out of it put like like hyper extended it's like why why is you know I had I had pop I come out that so confidently I'm sure you know there's there's if probably do something that used to dislocate their arm. Yeah, who knows? Well, you will also talk to,

I have the same thing as you, the backwards knees. If you lay. Oh my God, oh my God, I can't even bring that up. Cause it's, there are so many issues. Like I, the back of the knee thing is a real problem. Again, I can only sleep on my side now because if I lay on my back, my knees inverse and it's like, it hurts. I've thought that one more too. And if I lay on my back my knees inverse and it's like

If I'm on the couch, it's the same. Yeah Bendy like like Fidelberg's knees don't go past That way if you sleep like that for like six hours your shit is bent if I wake up I have to I have to I'm we've talked about this. I have to lift my leg up Like I'm a thousand years old. It's arthritis, like I know it's arthritis. It's funny because I was picturing like Wicked Witch of the West. Well, it's all legitimate.

It's literally that. I also, my hands, I've talked about this many a time, I get morning hands where I can't use my hands in the morning. So if you ask me to open. It sounds like they're not morning hands. They're morning non-hands. If you ask me to open a bottle of water before noon, you know, at 11, 11 o'clock usually, then

I'm good. Is it numb or hurt or what? It's numb and it's like I'm Betty Draper, you know? I swear, I got that happening. I watch Mad Men and I'm like, Betty, you and I, you know? Bro, I mean, I can't, I haven't been able to sleep, I used to sleep on my right side, haven't done that since 20 years ago. Used to sleep on my stomach. That gives my lower back issues.

Now I got a neck thing going on. I can't sleep on my left. So I have one position. And now, you know what? Even if you sleep like, if you sleep in any position for too long, like you get like stiff, you know what I mean? So now like that, the only way I can lay

causes me stiffness. I was like, I need to like hang upside down or something. I've got this thing now. So like, I'll try to, like I said, side sleeper, I'll stiffness. I was like I need to like hang upside down or something. I've got something now so like I'll try to like I said side sleeper I'll sleep I got my legs on my sides. You gotta put a pillow right? Well now now it's become where I have to kind of I have to kind of catty corner my knees because if they're together that hurts like the pressure from my knees and my other knees like ouch and so I have to sit like like almost like a little, you know, and it's, sometimes I'll fall asleep that way, and other times I don't sleep. I came in here today and said you guys are catching me

in a good mood. Last night was the first time I got sleep in like three days. Yeah, well I also like, sober, not sober, but like natural sleep is, that ship has sailed. Oh no, forget it. I need weed or Benadryl or any like, Yeah, same. I cannot just like lay down.

Hey, can I ask everybody in the room a question? Cause I know that, I know you're a weed guy now, pretty much through and through, you're a weed guy for sure. Are you a weed girl? No. You'll get there. Weed, okay. You'll get there as well.

You're young, yeah. At what point though is weed like, what's after weed? Like what, I'm kind of at the point where like, I don't know if weed is enough anymore. You're doing heroin, you're going to say, I need a little rum. You know, cause like we all kind of just like cut back on drinking and started smoking weed. Like that's the natural progression of things. I used to get weed enough anymore. You're going to say, I don't have weed. We all kind of just cut back on drinking

and started smoking weed. That's the natural progression of things. I used to get blacked out. Now I really don't drink at all. I'll drink if I'm out. And being social. But when I'm home, I am not drinking. You'll never catch me, even with a glass of wine.

So much snacking up. It's a real nightmare. And just because of the hangovers, I can't do it. So I smoke a fuck ton of weed. But then now I'm getting to the point where like I, I have tiny joints that I'll smoke and I go through those too fast. So I'm like, all right, I can't do those.

The pens, I was like, I gotta get off these, because again, I come home and I'm like counting the clock, waiting to come home and smoke this weed. And that to me is scary a little bit. So I'm like, that's crazy, stop having those. And now I'm out of both because I was like don't buy any more bitch like you know get over it See I'm taking edibles every day so I get home and I take a 10 milligram edible You know the real ones not like the fake 100 milligrams or you know good ones

Yeah, and I feel great, but again sometimes it's like not enough. So what happens the tolerance? Well, I thought you know it's in the group But no, no, no. Why only have Xanax in Mexico? I think you just have to keep upping your wheat. Like if you need to take 100 milligrams of wheat, do it before you start doing Benzos and shit. I also don't, like I don't go out and smoke wheat.

Like that's another thing. I need to find a social. No, no. This is just to sleep. Yeah, it's just to sleep. Just to be in my house and like get stuff done. Right. Now the only thing to do socially is midnight bean espresso martini.

Oh yeah, we're the party now. I have a good outfit thing to do socially is midnight bean espresso martini. Yeah. That was awesome. Oh yeah, we're the party night. I have a good outfit. I can't wait till you see my outfit. Oh my god. Yeah, I'll do the red carpet tonight. Amazing, perfect, yes.

Perfect, perfect, yes. I've got a really good outfit. I picked it out last night. I got funky earrings just for the occasion. Ooh, beautiful outfit outfit. Of course. Oh, I was like, this is my outfit. Well, it's espresso themed.

I'm wearing my outfit. Espresso themed. I was gonna wear it to work, but it's like, hello, what, what? Oh, I was like, this is my outfit. Well, it's espresso themed. I'm wearing my outfit. Espresso themed. I was going to wear it to work, but it's like, hello? What? Well, I know. Look, I'll pull one together. It's a launch party. Yes.

It's a launch party. You got to mute this. I was going to wear just the merch. I have these midnight bee hoodies, but it's hot though. I thought maybe you'd wear your outfit. Yeah, but by then it would be. Oh, like what, the tuxedo that I wore? Yeah, gussied up.

Maybe not a tuxedo. Well, I'll tell you what. The tuxedo in the picture is ruined, because Iied up, maybe not a tuxedo. Well, I'll tell you what, the tuxedo in the picture is ruined because I spilled a martini all over it. Well, even better, authentic. That commercial, John was in the black tux and they were like, you put on the white one to like differentiate.

And it did look cool, looked nice. And I was like, I like this. First take, like huge. I remember, like however Paz was in front of the camera, I don't think he could really see it. And he was kind of like, all right, it's fine. And I was like, it's not fine. There's a giant brown patch on this white. Were they able to Photoshop it out?

No, I just put on a black. So like all the commercials in the pictures were in white, but the commercials in black. Regardless, very good, very exciting. I see you posting updates every time it arrives in a new liquor store. Yeah, I'm on the crusade right now to get it out there. I have a liquor store literally directly below my apartment. Which is, you know, cool. And I go in there twice a week. And I pop in, I'm like, hey, do you guys have? And they're, I mean, it's a very small liquor store.

Like, I'll be surprised if they even, like, they don't even have like high noon, you know what I mean? They're not regular. But I ask them every day. And the guy at this point, I think, is going to order it just so I stop coming in and asking. Just for you

And that was kind of my intention. This is you know, I'm steady learning like It's just a motherfucker to get you know, I've been asking Whitney guys I was like is it was this like for you. They're like, yes, it's not there's nothing that is just like there you know, or if there is like It's a chicken or the egg. It's like, I have to drop it and promote it for liquor stores and places to stock it. I was like, oh, I wish I just waited on the announcement until it was stocked. But like, they're not going to stock it until you talk about it. So it's this thing. Until the demand is there.

So people are like, oh, it's not available. Like it's just, it just takes time. When it does come out, I've been told it will be nationwide and anybody, if you are a little mom and pop shop, you can order it. So we just got to get there. But that the Tampa experience was wild. When I when I said I woke up the next morning, just the video of Kevin being like, I'm in a parking lot. What are you doing? I watched the video, but I didn't quite get it.

Like, so you were going around signing stuff. No, not even. We I was out. It was done in Tampa for the two bears, 1K, 5K. And that was a long day in the sun. I want to talk about things I can't do anymore. I can't go in the sun. I can't do it. I just can't go in the sun. Well, running in the sun?

Are you crazy? Did you guys walk at least? He ran the whole thing. I ran for like 25 seconds. I ran. There was a couple fun parts that you had to run through. Also, the 5K is an unbelievable event. They had 2,000 people last time.

For the first one, they had 2,000 people. The second one, they had 8,000 people. But five years from now, it's going to be like Forest Gump. They're going to make 100,000 people running behind them. How many miles is 5K? 3.1. 3.1, OK. It's way too many.

Way too many. It's about 3.1 too many. Yeah, exactly. Also, the first one was at the Rose Bowl in California and we ran like through the parking lot and around like this little park and through the trees and then you ended in the stadium and there was like events and shit going on.

This was in the stadium, running up the stairs, up the spiral ramps. So. Okay, I didn't sign up for mountain climbing. I signed up for a quick run. A lot of people were like, this is not what I signed up for. My knees. Yeah, just the thought.

My knees hurt. It was the running, fun fact, downhill way worse. For sure, because your muscles, your whole different. My ankles were like, I actually, I wouldn't run downhill. I'd walk, I'd run uphill, and then like when I got to the downhills, I'd walk. Oh, so your ankles just slammed. What if you trip going downhill? You could die.? You die.

It's like, you die. Someone could die. Yeah, yeah. I'm going to sue you, Bert. I'm already afraid. I like to go to a stadium, any kind of sporting event or event at a stadium. I'm horrified going down the stairs.

Especially when they change widths or whatever. They're very narrow always. Forget it. Those big giraffe feet here are not going to be able to hang on there. Yeah, completely. They're hanging off the front. Forget it.

I can't see that. But so we do this. We're drinking, running, in the sun, and then later that night is a Jelly Rolls performing, this is Country Thunder, something like that, this festival. And I was like, once he was out, I was like, if he's saying no, I'm saying no. He's my yes man. When John brings me to things, we have a very good system going. Today's not the day you're gonna branch out. No, we have a very good system. John makes me go to things.

And then I do the talking and the networking. So he gets me in the door and then I get the numbers and I'm like, yeah, let's go to the show. I need somebody to just be like, please let's go. And once I'm there, I'm good. Yeah, then I'll do it, right. But he says no, I was like, I very rarely, when I'm home alone, I get guilt.

I'm like, I should be with my kids or I should be working. When I'm on the road, it's like, there's nothing I can do right now. So I just enjoy it. I order room service, I watch a movie. It's the only time I smoke much weed. The only time I really just chill.

So I say no. I told everyone, I'm like, I told you I was gonna go. I'm sorry, I'm not gonna make it. I'm tired, I'm shot. And then I get this DM from this dude being like, I own liquor stores and I have it, and I was like, ah, I'm like, this is my one focus right now is trying to get these things, you know, get this going.

And he said, I own six liquor depots. So I'm thinking liquor depot is like a grocery store. Like a home depot. Yes, right. Like a Lone's. And it is. There's five locations, six locations, five of them are like that, and then Like a Lone's. And it is. There's six locations. Five of them are like that.

And then one is like this little hole in the wall. And I almost went to a big one. But this other one was like 0.1 miles closer to my hotel. So I was like, I'll go to that one. And it was in the Vulcan hood. And they're pulling up. Like in Tampa, too? Yeah.

And I'm watching my GPS. Like it says one minute. And I'm looking around. I'm like, not much is going to Like in Tampa too. Yeah, and I'm watching like, you know, my GPS, like it says one minute and I'm looking around, I'm like, not much is gonna change in one minute. So this is it. But it ended up making for such a better story. Like in the hood, in this little mom and pop spot. I think they only had like two bottles stocked, so I was like, this doesn't even,

but you know, the views that that video got and like the whole saga. And then I went back the next morning and I met the guy at like a nice location he knows Caleb and Glennie the story the stories are just like he seems like everybody was singing his praises everyone all of a sudden was like oh I know Trey! He's a liquor store owner! How do you know this liquor depot salesman? Everyone has one I guess?

Like you know what the hell is that? Yeah, Glennie and Caleb were like, we're hanging out next week! No surprise, maybe they work with him on their... Yeah, yeah they hell is that? Yeah, Glennie and Caleb were like, oh, we're hanging out next week. Well, that's a long-no surprise. Maybe they work with him on their. Yeah, yeah, they do Chikichita. Chikichita, whatever. Chikichita, yeah. They were in each other's weddings or some shit. Oh, really?

Great. What the fuck? That's nuts. Yeah, so it made for a very, very good saga. Well, I'm glad that you are. Yeah, I'm glad that you're being very transparent about everything going on behind the scenes with it, because I think that it shows that there's just a lot of work that goes into something like this.

Totally. I'm also at the point, I'm transparent about everything. Well, no, of course. I feel like other people wouldn't be. It's like they launch something, they say it's good, whatever. Maybe they blame people behind the scenes. Maybe they're raising hell, whatever. But I feel like you're like, hey, this is what's happening. This is next in the chain of events that we have to do to make this popular. Like, it's cool to see this kind of process in something that I, at least I personally, have no idea how this would go. Yeah, I mean, I was under the impression a lot of these things just like, hit the store and go!

For sure, same, same! I was like, oh, April 4th is the release date? Like, go get it April 5th. Then it'll be shipped out, a mass order, like, here it is. It is available, but if you think about it, it's like if I'm a liquor store and it's like, here's what I sell, I'm probably not going to shift out this for that unless I know it's going to be popular or whatever.

Sure. There is another one, right? Like, I would think, if I was the one to look at it, I'd be like, I want the fucking pre-made espresso. So I was asking Trey, the illustrious Trey Lawson, there's a lot of coffee liqueurs that you mix, but there's not, I don't think anything. There's cans that are like pre-made, but as far as like a bottle, real vodka,

I know that's the thing. So, no phone, nothing. But if you're like a liquor store owner listening to this, get the fuck in. Get it. And then market that and be like, we have a fucking espresso martini. So not only market that, but like,

I will hype up any liquor store, any restaurant, if you get this, I mean, look what I did for Tre and Liquor. He said they sold out of all six locations as soon as I posted my video. So like, I don't think it's that much yet cause he probably ordered a few bottles here and there. But he was like, my next restock is going to be cases. So I'm like, let's.

Especially summertime. You should get one of those cardboard cutouts. Yes, yes. I think that is part of it. Yes, I think that's part of what we're gonna do. But you know, you gotta like, convince some of these stores and distributors that like it's worth it. And I think that the cans have been the only thing that's out there right now. And even if there's other stuff, there's nothing that's like,

I only know one other like independent, like an independently owned restaurant that makes their own. Like that's, I know that. And that's like overpriced, ridiculous, like an independently owned restaurant that makes their own like that right? I know that and that's like overpriced ridiculous. Yeah, like a hundred dollars Well, that's my thing was I was thinking about how much when I know being able to drink this at home for me was like The thing now I'm thinking from a business point of view if you're like a nice bar restaurant Martini bar wine bar you probably make the real thing whatever anybody else It's like you don't need to have an espresso machine. You don't need to mix all the ingredients. It wastes time It's a lot of money now. Here it is like wholesale those bottles are probably like ten bucks a pop My friends and my friends go hard for espresso martinis like I'm not everybody does but I truly think like

I'm 34 a lot of my friends are in my age range. Maybe a little bit older I'm not saying these are the only people having it But the we all every single person starts the night with an espresso martini, whether it's at home, or it would be nice if it were at home. Everybody orders it out, everybody tries to get it, because I think that everybody is looking for the energy, and it's delicious and it's good.

It's also, a lot of people were like, I started drinking those after I stopped doing coke. Exactly, yeah, yep, yep. No offense at all, no migraines. Check it out, timing checks out. Timing checks out. I said, I don't think you were on when I said it last, but when you said on the way home from that funeral, when you were like, I don't remember how you phrased it.

You were like, you're just looking out the window, being like, I mean, the only reason I stopped was because of fentanyl and migraines. Yeah, that's true. That's the only reason I stopped cocaine, fentanyl and migraines. Or when you're not offered, like me. I didn't stop because I can't start

because no one's offering it to me. Can I say something real quick? Do you want some cocaine? No, no, I don't want it. Is no one offering hot Jackie cocaine? That's a big miss. She wants the hot guy to offer her a coke. She doesn't want it to be from other girls.

You deserve to be offered cocaine. I was going to say, I've seen Jackie offered cocaine before. OK. It was from a gay guy. It was from Gay Pat. That's the gateway. Gay Pat is your gateway to cocaine. You want to try, you want to have a little cocaine with gay Pat first

because then you're like, I can figure out how I am. So when the hot guy does offer, you know exactly how much to have without looking like a fool. That's how it is. And that's how it is. So you're welcome, Pat, for giving you a new coke friend. I remember the first time I ever, the first time I ever did it was a hot girl offered it to me. Of course. And I didn't know how much to do. Didn't know how to do it.

Did you do it too much? I actually, it was like, I honestly understand if you wouldn't believe me. I coughed, blew it all off the table. She was like, what the fuck, dude. Is that Florida? That's funny. Is that Florida?

Is that Florida, yeah. That's funny. You coughed from doing it. What a waste. You cough from doing it or just like you just happened cough from doing it or you just happen to cough? I just like, I never snorted anything before. So you're like, cough. I think I was a junior in high school

visiting friends in college, and I'd never done anything. And I was just like, all right, I'll try it. And I was like, ugh! Ugh! Ugh! It probably got stuck in your nasal cavity. Do you even have, at this point, I guess at that point, no. I mean, you know how much you could fit in that thing? You got an ape on each nostril. I don't know. I don't know. your nasal cavity like do you even have at this point like I guess at that point no

but where's it going is what I'm saying that's all how's your your septum looking these days I think I actually my stuff was fine like it fairly not fairly against a lot oh that's good I have a miracle nose yeah obviously yeah and but I believe my septum is fine I think I don't know because just because my acid reflux I've had like a lot of the Post-nasal drip. Yeah, and oh, oh, sorry. And they're like, yeah your septum is fine, but it's something else. Okay, still but is it done like you're at your final? No, like it's not like every time I go cuz then he puts these shots in my nose like

once like every few months and every time he's like, oh, it's like so really swollen and I'm like Well, we're two years out Shouldn't be like that. We'll get it. We'll get it. Perfect. And he says every time I think he just doesn't remember who I am It's true. So like I think I just have to like continually get these shots. They're swollen right now, but then the shots make me It's like steroids yeah yeah I think that was thank you thank you my whole point to bring it all the way back to the beginning conversation about so migraines are real yeah I get that it's the rest of the headaches like when girls are like I get Botox but it's for my headaches it's like it's interesting

that there's not one man alive that gets Botox I will say I will I will say, I will say Botox does help with the migraines. It does. But I'm not, I'm getting it for my wrinkles. I'm not getting it for my migraines. That's just a lovely aside. The amount of like... A perk. If headaches were as prevalent and as dastardly as they claim, there would be guys out there getting some Botox in their head for headaches too. Well weren't you getting Botox in your armpits?

Yeah. Yeah, I think guys probably get, they probably do, but I don't know. Yeah, who's talking about that? I would love to know guys that get Botox for headaches. I just think guys just go, ah my head hurts a little bit today. Mmm, true. And they just shut the fuck up. Allergy people though.

Allergy people will tell you their head hurts. Well they're pussies. Yeah, yeah. I'm an allergy person so yeah, check that out. You see this guy the other day? I saw your poor allergy eyes the other day. I felt so bad. I'm gonna put my hair up and you're gonna see pit stains and I just need to get ahead of this.

Well, we'll just talk about it over here. So Jackie's pit stains look insane. When Keith's... You look insane. It's a shirt, it's a shirt. Stop wearing the shirt. It's the shirt. When you walked in and Keith's went,

that's a beautiful shirt, I wanted to go give it 10 minutes. No, Jackie, I have the same... I just lost my privilege just wearing these shirts. Have you done it? It's the same problem. I can't wear shirts that tight like that. Unless they're black.

I know. You're fine. Don't all look at her. It's a cute nervous look. Oh, it's so cute. I remember these days, it's so wildly uncomfortable. Why would you wear this shirt? Because once she calms down and she's off the podge, she won't be sweating.

She looks great. She's adorable. It's very like, trimming. So what about the blood? Pads. Yeah, yeah, but then it's like, I don't want tampons in my armpits. I know, I get that, I get that. It's also so thick.

People think, what do you think of, panty liners maybe, I guess? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. But like, it's so thick. If you're running around being like, I got panty liners in my pits, you're never getting laid again, bitch. Those days, I'm so happy.

Whatever, I'm gonna, I will pay for you to get the sweat treatment. I'm gonna do that for you. Wow. Wow, that's lovely. Wow, I will do that for you. So did you enjoy your experience doing it? Did you stop sweating?

Cause you're Mr. Sweat. So I, the boat, I started with Botox. And that was much like the weed. It was like, I got it and it lasted a year. And then I got it and it lasted six months. and then I got it and it lasted six months, and then I got it and it lasted three months. And I was at a point, I think it was a thousand bucks a pop. It's expensive.

And at that stage it was a lot of money. Of course. And then I found out about Miradry, which was like a more permanent solution. They take like a, almost like a vacuum. Kind of like, you know, you have that Dyson hair-drap kind of thing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. You know the one that looks like that?

It's like that, they just put it on your armpit and it blasts heat into it. It's not very enjoyable but it's also not, they kind of numb you up so you're not dying and the heat either kills or shrinks your sweat glands. And then that was pretty permanent. That honestly makes, scientifically that makes sense because it's almost like shock therapy but for your armpits and I don't know when I

did it I think it was like four grand it was quite expensive I'm hoping it's less it will it was the best thing I've ever done it changed my life drastically well I remember you just always bitching about being Mr. Sweat, like sweating through everything. Totally, and it was like, it was just gross. I was like wet, you know what I mean? So it's like chafing and rubbing. Also the problem. It's embarrassing, the whole, it's terrible.

No one talks about how when you are sweating in a shirt, like, cause again, I'm also always sweating. I'm just very, like you will never catch me in gray. I've never worn, I will not wear gray. Certain clothes or tight shirts or certain colors. Even a gray sweater, I'm never worn, I will not wear gray. Certain clothes, or tight shirts, or certain colors. Even a gray sweater, I'm kinda like, I don't know. You know what I mean? Cause I'm worried about, not that much, but I just,

if I can, if I go to the bathroom and I can see even just a little bit of a sweat stain, I'm like, forget it, no, never again. I'm throwing this shirt in the garbage. And then also, all it takes is a drop and then you like start spiraling, and then you start sweating. And then you're sweating more. And so I just, I can't, it's an anxiety thing.

But I forgot what I was saying, why I was even talking about this. That's why this shirt is just irresponsible to wear because it's gray and the armpits are tight. It's true. And I get it. What was I saying before this? I swear I had a point to what I was talking about.

It's gray. Just doing the mirror drying gray. Tight shirts, mirror dry. You said the people don't talk about it enough. Yeah. Oh my God, how it ruins your shirts. So like, if you have like, you know, whatever kind of do-it-your-own, these especially, I'm specifically wearing this like, if you have, um, like, you know, whatever kind of deodorant, these,

especially I'm specifically wearing this like little Abercrombie shirt. That's like a basic whatever tea. And I have a bunch of white ones and I can wear them maybe twice because you get the same yellow down to the fucking titanium or aluminum or whatever. I'm sick of buying the same shirt. You know, the craziest thing is the people who wear deodorant, not anti-perseverant where that's it's just like, I don't know if I'm like, am I same shirt a hundred fucking times. You know what the craziest thing is? The people who wear deodorant, not antiperspirant, where that's, it's just like. I don't know, I'm like, am I, what am I wearing?

I'm like, dove. Antiperspirant, you can, well, each brand does both, so you know what you gotta look. Okay, okay, so I'm not. Antiperspirant like has like poison that like goes in your armpits and stops it from sweating. Sure, love that. Deodorant is like perfume.

It's like this smells. Oh yeah, I forget it. So then to me, it's just like this smells like sweat and like Cool Rush or whatever. Yeah, you smell like BO, right. Yeah, it's like and the nap gets on your arm. It's like your shirt. It's like, this is disgusting. So I mean, the Botox, some people are like,

you're gonna put like poison in it? I'm like, yes, bro. If you could go in there and like snip the fucking sweat gland or whatever, like I would do any of that, but this mirror dry thing doesn't. Put poison in all my shit. Like I don't care. Totally, when people like, I'll get rid of the aluminum zinc oxide. I'm like, would do any of that but this mirror dry thing doesn't poison in all my shit like I don't care totally when people like I'll get rid of the aluminum zinc oxide I'm like more of that it's too late we grew

up on aluminum like worse we're I'm 10 man essentially like we're made up it's done they're like there are some of those memes where it's just like my grandfather filled with asbestos my dad filled with lead me filled with plastic My dad filled with lead, me filled with plastic. Yeah, he's like, I don't do it. It's like that when the brain gets bigger. All right, the number one thing your mom wants you to do for Mother's Day is call her. That's the easy one.

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Kind of on the same vein. Soap, what kind of soap are we using these days? Because here is something that I noticed, and it's been stuck in my head ever since. I was watching the Cruel Intentions reboot, which is actually kind of good if you guys are a Cruel Intentions fan. Oh, I've heard of the opposite of that.

No, no, it's like horrible. It's horrible. But if you want like a stupid TV show, it's good. But Piper from White Lotus is Catherine, Sarah Michelle Gellar's role. So I like her a lot. She at one point is talking to Sebastian and goes, Oh, you smell like Dove soap or you like fucking someone poor. And I used Dove soap. And I was like, Oh, is that white trash? I used Dove soap. I used up so and I was like, huh, is that why I chose you? So, okay, I said commercial where they put the lotion into I feel like I feel like dove soap gets honestly gets my deodorant off the best Like if I'm washing with dove soap, I'm like, oh, this is the only you know, my body washes and like perfumed

Dove is kind of high class Apparently it's it's for poor people according to Piper slash Catherine slash. I don't remember her real name right now. If I had to make a guess, that is Dove soap, from what I've learned in my growing up, we were a Dove soap household. It's very good for sensitive skin. We're all Irish people.

Same, same. I'm guessing it's an Irish English thing. Whereas the English think just the Irish use it and therefore poor people use it. Probably, honestly you're probably right. You're probably right. Well you know what, I feel- It prompted me to buy a new bar of soap

at like an anthropology ripoff, not a ripoff, offshoot called Terrain. That store is created in a lab for bitches like me. Yeah, but I'm sure that's what, like $12 a bar? It was $36. A bar? A $36 bar of soap that smells like French pear Yeah, and we'll see how it goes. I got it. I use it

I said this cannot possibly I don't think that and I also I can't it doesn't smell like anything I expected to smell beautiful and I really don't smell like anything But now I'm like, I'm just I'm really overthinking the dove soap. I think you know, I'm wearing poor people soap I don't know. I'm I like. I don't like. So do I. When I get into a shower that has those like purple but clear bars, I'm like, this is hand soap. This is hand soap. You need to be a little like tacky, like gritty

to like get the smell. Exactly, well that's what's so good about Dove. I like the ones that have like a little like sand in the bar. Yeah, I mean like, yeah. I have another. I have so many, I have a lot of things in the shower. I have like this exfoliator.

Did you go through an Irish spring sport phase? I feel like every guy does that. Oh yeah. I have another. I have so many. I have a lot of things in the shower. I have this exfoliator. Did you go through an Irish spring sport phase? I feel like every guy does that. Oh, yeah. High school sports. I feel like every guy for college for me, it was like when I was finally buying my own shit, to me that was like, I don't know if it's because I wanted to be Irish or if I thought it was a guy thing.

But I was like, you got to get the green or the blue Irish spring sport bar. Yeah. That's a thing. It's a very specific smell. If you were showering after practice that was it you that's that's who Irish Spring aloe was marketing to yes 17 year old that it's a guy it's like acts but without like the douchebag or yeah like Irishmen where old spices for like you know fist men wear. And they're the golds of Ireland and Scotland. Old Spice is for fist pumping guidos,

and Irish Spring is for the working man. I agree. I don't know if that's true or not, but that's what I envisioned it. That's how I put it. I now use anti-microbial. After I had that staph infection, no, it's the opposite. It's like, I'm not, I don't think it's fancy.

I think it's like, I'm pouring bleach on me. I don't give a fuck about the smell or the smooth I'm like that was the worst experience of my fucking life I'm gonna be the cleanest motherfucker till I die I use a face mask now I'm getting really weird about like my skincare and stuff generally speaking I'm talking to the king over here well I'm just you know I'm not I'm not afraid of aging I just want to make sure that I'm doing my best for my age. You know what I mean? Like, I don't want to age myself and, like,

look old and wrinkly all the time when I could, like, be doing two handicure face masks a week at 40 bucks a pop. Why not? But it's not new at all, but I highly recommend it to people who are wanting to lift and tighten and also, like, a some kind of, like, I don't know. I think it takes dirt off your face, but I'm'm not quite sure definitely took my spray tan off right off like Coca-Cola but but it's you put it on you paint it on your face it's like it's

basically a science experiment you pour one thing into another thing you shake it up you've seen it no no but it's it's similar similar chemistry behind it so you pour one thing into another thing, it makes like a jelly substance, and you like rub it all over your face and neck, and it's whatever. Within 15 minutes or so, it all sucks up, and you look like a corpse in the ground.

Like you look crazy, and then you wash it off, and you've got the best skin in your life. And so you do, you know. I'll send you a link. I'll send you a link. It's great. But these are the things now I'm like, why would you do that? Have you heard about the NYC doctor who does that sculpture?

He, it's what like Lindsay Lohan did. Oh yes I have. And I have been looking into it. Yeah, that's like- And that's Leah Mobb from Housewives, I think posted about it too. Everybody's posting about it. Anybody, I think like Christina Aguilera. She did Lindsay Lohan

It's like it's like a mini necklaces Women that are like it literally looked like they turned back the clock. How the fuck did this happen? Yeah, it's like an intense facelift where they like they do the whole fucking shebang and I think it's like half a million dollars I think it's something it's extremely expensive. Yeah, I mean Anne Hath Lindsay Lohan, and I know I said another one too I think it's like a it is more like an injection thing But it's like it's injections and and some of the so something I've seen is like they'll do the They'll put threads in and they pull the thread. Okay, I saw a bit I was like that's like the least invasive but also oh cuz I saw a girl that had like almost like zigzag

Yeah, that and that's what it was. And it looks- They pull it up like a fucking- It looked like saw. It's crazy. Yeah, it's crazy. And like people were like, why did you do this? And she was like, to be hot. It looks gruesome, dude.

But it's like if you've seen those old shows like Dr. 90210 or like, you know- Botched. Botched, like all those, you are pretty, if you watch those shows, you're pretty familiar with how a facelift is done. Now they're just doing it in the way where like, they don't need to cut your skin and pull it up like a mask.

They can just stick in some threads and pull it up like a mask. Or the cat eye thing where they, those bitches are crazy. They just put like a thread in there and then you pull it and it just, ugh. I'm afraid it's gonna change my face. I won't do it here, I won't do it here.

It will. Because it's gonna change it too much. Yes, and then you look like a freak, then you look like a joker. For sure, I just don't wanna look like a freak, that's all. I think that's not too much to ask. Yes, and then you look like a freak. You look like the Joker. For sure. I just don't want to look like a freak. That's all. Yeah. I think that's not too much to ask.

Like, Lindsay Lohan, whatever she paid, she looks like she looks unbelievable. Unreal. And it was a total resurgence to her career. If you, I mean, between Ozempic and whatever they can do to your face, it's like you can just be, you know, in your prime again. That's fucking crazy.

Completely. Completely. Got to be the worst thing in the world for regular girls. You know who I think is on Oz Zempack and needs to get off? Is Megyn Kelly. I saw her, I think, talking to Dave. Oh, I didn't even know Megyn Kelly was still alive. Well, I think she was talking to Dave the other day.

I saw a clip and she looked like hell. Really? I was like, girlfriend needs something, like hers. Dude, just age appropriately, man. It's like the life fell out, came out of her body. I always thought she was really pretty. Yeah. She just, she looks awful, awful. It's weird that life fell out came out of her body. I thought she was really pretty. Yeah, she just she looks awful awful

It's weird that you could look at like there's people who I like from my Year, like you don't with celebrities you just expect a Zempik But like some people I can see like lost weight, but you can tell it's so Zempik and I don't know what about It's cuz you look like a little bit gone a little bit like if you're all like fine with that country girl giving enough credit to badass and then now she had nothing Laney Wilson yeah I think oh yeah I did she I did not why I spice ice spice everybody's all pissed off she had a nice big ass and everybody's like well she got rid of it I don't know if we're giving enough credit to like a good old-fashioned eating disorder no definitely not why are people in this day and age forgetting

about it like that is how about we give more shine to the No, definitely not. Why are people in this day and age forgetting about an eating disorder? That is an option. How about we give more shine to the eating disorders? Yeah. You know what? Let's bring it back, Jackie. Let's get going right now. I mean, isn't that almost no joke? Isn't it just like a prescribed eating disorder?

Yeah, pretty much. There are people like, I was throwing up all the time. I had no appetite. I was sickly. People don't have the dedication anymore. People don't have a dedication to have an eating disorder. They want a quick fix. They want it to happen right away. They don't want to give up their cheese fries

and they want to still, you know, they want to live like that. Justice for eating disorders. Exactly. I've said this before, I think I've said it on the podcast, I've said it to Keegs before. I think the more I talk to Keegs, the more like I often see her just becoming like an old man. Yeah.

She's like, whatever happened to being dedicated to an eating disorder? I am extremely old man. Yeah. She's like, whatever happened to being dedicated to an eating disorder? I am extremely old man. This generation is weak. Yeah, you'll be like the grandma. That's just grandma talking crazy. I've always been like that. I've always been like that with my friends, with everybody.

I was, we're doing the podcast sometimes, me and Gia Taylor watch and I know, Gia is very polite about it. I know she thinks I'm an old bitch. Like I know deep down she's like this boomer again. Here she is saying some shit. And sometimes people think it too, cause I'll go off and I'll be like, you know what?

The other day, this is a new thing. And I don't even wanna, I know that the KFC radio crowd will be fine with it. I said that Rihanna is doing, she did like a photo shoot walking to the Met Gala where she's pregnant again. She's been pregnant like every, for the past five years. And she was holding a rain, holding an umbrella,

wearing like this blue silk thing, her baby bumps out. She's walking through the streets of New York while it's raining, there's taxicabs. It's like one of the most chic photos I've ever seen. I said that Rihanna and Beyonce, who did like a big majestic maternity shoot or whatever, are the only people that I think can pull off using your baby bump

as like the focal point of a photo shoot. I was like, otherwise I think like, all right, we get it, you know what I mean? Like, yeah, you're pregnant, it's part of the look, but like they can really pull off like, this is me and my baby bump, you know? Everyone else I roll my eyes. I said that and people are like,

actually let's not comment on women's bodies. I was like, first of all, I'm a woman, I can say what the fuck I want. And I'm not talking shit about anybody. I'm just saying that these girls pull it off. No one pulls off a baby bump like Rihanna. You know what I'm saying? That's the shit where I'm like, what am I doing here?

I get stuck. Yeah. When I see people I grew up with post an engagement photo shoots holding bellies, I'm like, what the fuck? You said it. You were saying it right. Yeah, yeah, yeah. There's like cheese. There's a cheese element to it as well. And it's like, what the fuck? You said you were going around. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just there's like cheese. You look like an alien.

There's a cheese element to it as well. And it's like, oh, congratulations. Literally, everyone gets pregnant. Like, I'm not impressed. When Rihanna comes, it's literally catwalking in the streets of rainy New York. Paps, will you please pull up the photo

of Rihanna pregnant in New York? It was two days ago. I've never seen anything like it. I'm like, she could be she's on the runway. You know, it's insane. And so it's not sexist. I'm like, she could be at the, she's on the runway, you know? It's insane. And so it's not sexist. I feel the same way about engagement photo shoots. Yes.

Like, what are you doing? Yeah, it's all about the shoes. Wedding's one thing, but. We need the full photo. Yeah, serving looks though. It's not enough. We need the full photo. I remember catching a lot of heat

when I went on, when we were on Comedy Central. We were doing the rundown. It's a good one, but there's a better one. And Beyonce had just posted her ridiculous, she had like the sun goddess like, pulled the belly. She's got flowers around her. It was literally like a, I am Mother Earth and that way I'm like, you're so over the top that I love it. You know what I mean? Like you're pulling it off. At that point I was like, I remember, Caitlyn was pregnant so everyone was like, oh you're horrible. Cause I was like, pregnant? Nobody's hot when

they're pregnant. Nobody wants to see this. And I had just had the conversation with Caitlin. She was like, this is like, she was pregnant, she was like, I don't want to, like who wants to see this? I don't want to look like this. Like this sucks. We're trying to say we're glowing and all that. But like it fucking sucks.

Every single one of my friends has said, first of all, don't like baby bump pictures. None of them really did it. And they all say like, I just couldn't wait to like, be done. It's great, it's beautiful, it's a miracle. You couldn't wait to like, be done. Be done with it. It's great, it's beautiful, it's a miracle. You make the best of it, sure.

But it's not ideal. I'm a little totter. Yeah, right, that's what I mean. In my life, that's just a thing. Yeah, that. And it's like, if it's somebody from high school, I've had one person who's pregnant and she posted maternity photos,

and I was like, it's too much, you're posting your naked body. It's entirely too much. I should be like this. Love your confidence, love your confidence, good for you, but enough. It's just like, body. It's entirely too much. I should be like this. Love your confidence. Love your confidence. Good for you, but enough. It's just like, eh.

That's young. Or at least do a gimmick. I know that is young. She's like 28. Shut up. Oh no, that's not. I was like, oh. Were you trying to get me to be like, oh sorry, bitch.

That's not young. No, it's not, by the way. I just tack a year on to Jackie's age every time. You're a little older. Jackie's like 22. Okay. In my head, I was like, did I miss a step? Like, what happened? I was about to did I miss a step? Like what happened?

I was about to start treating you differently. My maturity is, you know, that much. Is right around 20. Oh yeah. If anything, you go the other way, bitch. Yeah, yeah, yeah. For sure. Do you think that if, as we get more and more

into this like digital virtual reality world, that like, like if you, if you, see the movie ready, ready, ready player one. Yes. You kind of just like live in this digital world. Yeah. Yeah. If that ever becomes like a somewhat regular thing, you think people will just get like fat and gross? It's like, I'm not going to do a face lift. I'm going to eat my cheese fries.

But here's for sure. I think of Wally all the time. Like all I think about are the Wally people where they they're on the conveyor belts with their big fat bodies and sitting there drinking their big gulps and with the screen. It's disgusting. I am truly disgusted. Put that in the digital world. They're like, whatever. Well, I worry about that with... I worry about everybody's brains getting soft with chat GPT. I'm pretty anti-chat GPT. And I was talking to your brother about it the other day. He's not anti. He was really trying to stick up for it.

It's great for work, but it is probably bad for your brain. That's what I'm saying. You know what is the ultimate? When I get in a car, I put everything in GPS. It's like, I don't know how to go anywhere anymore. And it's because of that. And the GCHP is going to do that for everything. I don't use GPS ever.

I'm not serious. Yeah, I don't. Unless I really don't know where I'm going. You're like my god damn god. My dad will be like, no, we're not doing that. I'm like, a computer telling you, dude. That's how my dad is. And he was like, you've got gotta know where you're fucking going.

It's good to know, but it's also crazy to just disregard what the fucking computers do. I still use GPS. I'm acting hard, but I do use GPS. But not for, if I know where I'm going, if I know I'm going to the East Village, I don't need directions to get there. I just get on the subway, I know which trains to take.

I mean, if I had, if chat GPT came, if we were still blogging right now, I would probably just use it to write blogs. Once I've established that like I know how to do this. You know what I mean? See, I and Nikki. Nikki, okay, I was sure if that was. But like, to me it's like, if you never were able to do it,

to me it's like, we wrote 50,000 blogs. If my next 50,000 are natural versus PEDs, I don't really fucking care. See, I'm the exact opposite where it's like we wrote 50,000 blogs if my next 50,000 are natural versus PEDs I don't really fucking care see I'm the exact opposite where it's just like I know how to do it Why do I have to have someone do it for me? Yeah? Don't know how to write but okay But if I told you you could churn out you know 10x the amount and we're gonna make 10x the money Would you do it? I? Think it would be too time-consuming because I wouldn't trust it

Yeah, so I'd still read it then I'd go edit what I didn't like and then it would just at that point You're pretty much my process more confused confusing where I'm like, I'm not gonna post it without reading it And then when I read it, they're gonna be things I don't like and I'm like, why don't I just write fucking write this? Yeah but let's say it gets to a point where like you run a Like I had I've cloned my voice the other day. I spoke for like three straight hours. So it theoretically has enough.

You really did this? Yeah. Oh wow. But it's not good enough yet. But like- Wow though. What are you doing this for? I haven't used it yet,

but if it gets to the point where it's natural enough and I could just like write scripts and have them record and like I mean it wouldn't be video it would be audio for sure yeah but but it's kind of crazy that it exists so so kind of in the same vein of that the churn out ten instead of one and make more money whatever then I feel like you fall into what's happening online right now we're like every single we don't need as many different articles from different publications about the same thing and I Then I feel like you fall into what's happening online right now where like every single, we don't need as many different articles from different publications about the same thing.

And I think that I see it so much because it's Taylor Swift specific, if I'm thinking about it, it'll be like, Travis Kelsey unfollowed Ryan Reynolds. And it's like, we don't even know if that's true or not, but I have seen 25 different articles about it. And in my head, I'm like, well, those are all chat GPT. Like they just want the clicks, they want whatever, there's nothing behind it.

So then meanwhile, you know, I wrote, for the first time all month, I wrote the recap blog for the Beck Gala of what everybody was wearing. I was literally up till five in the morning. Like I was working my ass off on that blog for the first time in a while. Like I really haven't done a blog in that long time.

Chat GPT could never though, like they could never do that. But you also reach a point where it's like, unfortunately, the dude who fucking posted, you know, a picture of tits and ass, I got any clicks, you know what I mean? So like, I remember running into that, like, in the beginning, this is why I said, if I've already established that I, like, did it, at some point it's like work smarter, not harder. If you never had the goods, you were never were never funny Never a good writer people couldn't come to you and read you But once I've established that I can do that and I did do that and now here's a way to like up your output Make more money be more successful like I don't give a fuck anymore. I'm just trying to get to the finish line

You know, I see the appeal. Maybe I just have a little more integrity you do Integrity but at some point I think I have a control issue. It's not integrity more So it's more than a control issue. I'm not gonna post something that I didn't write. Same. And I don't and then if what if people here's two options if people hate it I'll be like well chat GPD wrote that and then if people like it I'll be like fuck My point being that to go back to what I said about cloning my voice is like You wrote so many blogs if it gets to the point where it's like, it nails your voice, your take, your vocabulary,

all of that, in a weird way, I think it's like, you earned that. You wrote so many blogs that were good, that people did like, that had its own style, that this computer could be like, use these words, use this tone, blah, blah, blah, blah and if in the output you click output and it is perfect well Kevin enough people think that you know to for it to be a the phenomenon that it is I think Chachi but he's going nowhere I think it's only gonna get yeah I'm afraid

of it I'm afraid I'm not afraid of it It's I I always just liken it to every other piece of technology that ever existed that people are scared of and it doesn't Before now though, like I Like this but people scared of phones and scared TVs and people scared of movies cars and like I don't like that this can impersonate people. Like I just, and really though, what I'm afraid of is like people not being able to think for themselves anymore. Like I really think that that's true. Like we watched, I mean, you know, not, not to bring up that, that antisemitic fucking

freak talking to Dave and you know, uh, trying to make money off of, what's antisemitism? He did some kind of script, whatever, clearly he has nothing in his brain. That guy was reading off the script. Oh, that video that he made? Yeah, the video he made. By the way, that dude can't read.

He can't read? That guy needs to go learn how to read. He doesn't know what he's saying. The words he was using, I've used this example before, before ChatchibbD existed, that sometimes you can tell when someone used the right click thesaurus function.

They don't actually know the words, but they were like, I need a better word here, what should I use? You can't pronounce it, you stumble over it. And say someone like, you know, no offense, Nicky Smokes, we're talking about him already. He, I wouldn't expect him to have some scholarly blogs. So if he suddenly did, I'd be like, what's your deal? And I think that's what happened.

But for this guy, I'm not saying that he is the example of the people. But there is certainly a group of people, there's certainly a wave of people, who are just easily handing their brain over to ChatGPT or whatever you use, and they have no problem with it. And I'm like, yeah, but it's kind of a pivotal point in your life.

I'll hand my brain over when I'm 50 or 60, Yeah, when I'm like, alright, I'm done thinking I've been thinking Sorry, I've been thinking my whole life. So I'm all set But I think like ultimately 20 years old and you're in college. You shouldn't be substituting Actual work for oh, let's just make it easy because why not? This is the way of the world It's like you got a you got to learn the fundamentals first. Right? Am I crazy for no, this is a crazy No way of the world it's like you gotta learn fundamentals first right am I crazy for no this is a crazy no but but also it's like it's probably not gonna tool that I almost feel like it's like a calculator like that's what people are for sure I never learned I never had to do fast

math I never had it I always had a calculator but I'm sure there's count on my fingers sure there's people who were like, you're using computers rather than like learning how to work the land or work in like a tree. Yeah, true, true, true. And we're like, I don't fucking need that. Yeah, I guess, yeah. But this is kind of an extreme version where it's like,

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like I was with some of my friends over the weekend who were like married with kids, whatever, but they're very much on TikTok. They'd be like, oh my God, did you see blah, blah, blah? And I'm like, what's that? And they're like, oh, it's from TikTok. What do you mean you don't know? I'm like, am I somehow the least online

of my friends suddenly? But here, like, there's the same thing. Like, yeah, it's the younger generation. The older generation thought we were dumb because of new stuff we did. We're gonna think the next generation's dumb because of different stuff they did from us. It's just life.

I'm picking I now know. Hanging on for dear life. I'm worried about. But I don't want to be out of touch, you know what I mean? I want to know what's happening. Oh, you're out of touch. Definitely out of touch. I'm now getting back in touch because I now have the slang from my kids.

True. So if you're like 15, you're old. You're out. For sure. Because I know what the net, Keegan the other day, Keegan is saying buns. What are they? It's so fucking funny But this is buns dude, but you're but we're playing a game like I thought you're like your buns like your ass

You stink your butt. Oh my god. That's hilarious. So the other day he says to me like He said like Charlie Charlie did this and that was totally buns, but mine. I was so I was so OP You're OP and he's buns and he was like totally and I was like this is what I think it like like original like yeah like in reddit when you say OP is like the original poster I see it's kind of like oh you're OP overpower oh really yeah I thought it was more like I would have guess that I'm the one I'm the original does it still make sense in context as long as you know the context that know what I mean? Like if you have a gun that's like too powerful, like that's OP

Ah, almost like OD, OP It's so funny when they say that So Kika came to you and said, Charlie was really bad at it and I was really good, but I had an unfair advantage because I was unfair That's essentially what he said to you, but he said, y'all he's BUNZ and I'm OP He's so BUNZ I saw his baseball career popping off. What an athlete, huh? Totally, both of them.

They're great. Shay too, Shay too. Shay's thing is, wait, actually, no. Well, I say that every day. Over and over again. Actually, no. Actually, no. Wait until she gets into literally.

Actually, no. Introduce literally. Yeah, literally and actually. It is very, very funny. I can't say it like that. Not me, blah, blah, blah. I hate it. I hate it. Not me doing this. Yeah, that one. literally and actually it is very very funny like that not me doing this I almost think not me in my maroon pants like it's like like yeah I think that's old like I don't think I can say that well that's generation alpha right now if I sit down Taylor watch they'd be like oh boomer like old

as fuck trying to be young like it's crazy you, you know? Yeah, that shit is Bunz. Shit goes crazy. I don't even bother with the, oh yeah, look at this. Original poster though, they both make sense. Yeah, that's OP, bro. Mmm, yo, that's so OP. Bunz is an older one, right? Yeah, yeah.

Is it? Because Bunz I've heard. I think a lot of this shit gets like cyclical too, you know? Bunz I like. I might start saying that. A little eight-year-old boy saying Bunz is very funny. A eight-year-old boy says it with a Z for sure. Yeah, oh yeah.

He also is doing this thing, I think this one he made up himself. He's saying, boosh. He'll be like, I'm boosh, I'm boosh. Like bougie? I don't know. He's kicking the sickest person ever. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Super fly. He's super fly. I think he's saying it like, I'm good, like I'm boosh. I'm boosh. God, I'm boosh. And then he'll be like, that's not bouj. That's not bouj. And then sometimes he will say stuff

that literally makes no sense. I think it's whatever's on his brain. So he's playing video games. First of all, he stands up in front of the TV. I think he used to get glasses because he's standing in front of the TV. And he like, literally, he'll kick and jump while he's playing.

And he'll just be like, the other day he was like, Charlotte's Web, bro, Charlotte's Web! And I was like, what does that mean? He's like, I don't know that mean I don't know man Charles web he's reading the book Charlotte's web at school and it's just on his brain so's like, I just can't like see. It's like, okay. All right. It's a bummer. Hell happened. Yeah. I don't know what it is. Pretend doctors don't exist. No, but you know, you realize you have to, you have to teach these little fuckers like literally everything.

Like the other day he stunk. He stunk. I was like, you stink like a man hereunk. I was like, you stink like a man. And I was like, do you need deodorant already? I feel pretty early for this. And then I was like, hey bud, your armpits stink. You gotta wash them. And I was like, do you wash your armpits? And he was like, what do you mean?

And I was like, when you're in there, do you lift your arm up and wash them? And he was like, yeah. Liar. So yeah, he was in the shower, like some water and soap was getting in there, but he was not like rubbing. I was like, oh, I guess I did a bad job.

I gotta teach you how to do this shit. Yeah, I guess that makes sense. It's just a lot of stuff. A lot of things to think about. Too much. It's too much. It's too much. Having a whole other human to like teach to live. I was hanging out. I'm

hanging out with so many babies lately. Everyone I know has kids. Yeah, everyone I know has kids. So it's like I'm hanging out babies. But I am. I'm the best aunt of all time. That is true. Everyone has always known that I was going to be the best aunt of all time. But taking care of babies for a short period of time is very easy for me. I have no problem. The goal, like the dream is that you give them back. People think I'm like not maternal because I don't want kids. I have no problem. The goal, the dream is that you give it back. People think I'm not maternal because I don't want kids.

I'm very maternal. It's very easy for me to hang out with kids. But at the same time, I love giving them back. I like to be able to go home. I'm very maternal or paternal, whatever you want to say, from noon to five. You have kids in the morning and the night. For sure. My mom had a magnet on our refrigerator

That said when if the kids were alive at five my job's done The television used to say it's 10 p.m. Do you know where your kids are? And I was not I was outside I was in the grass in the woods And I was not home. Different time, man. By the way, I was outside. I was in the grass, in the woods. Nobody was paying attention when I was up to. Fucking bonkers, man.

It's crazy. Yeah, they're fun. It's like having a dog, too. It's like you wanna play with the dog. For sure. You wanna go on a boat, you wanna swim in a pool, you wanna play with a dog, you wanna play with a baby, and you don't wanna own any of those fucking things.

Yeah, exactly. Give them back. And so I'm living that life right now. I've got a little in every cup, you know? Yeah. Which is great. So, yeah. And you, are you like the cool aunt

that's like you can come talk to me about shit? Well, they're all a little too young for that. But I've made it clear that yes, I will be the aunt. Have you ever seen the show? Fuck, it's got Kath and Heigl and they're like best friends. It's like Firefly, Fireflies. Oh, is it new? No, it's older.

It's when she's like having a single mom. She's famous and her best friend is a kid. Nevermind, I'm thinking something totally different, sorry. It was based on a book. I wanna say it's like Fireflies or something. My friends say that that's like me. Like Katharine Heigl shows up and she like gave the daughter birth control

when she was supposed to, shit like that. Where I'm like, I'm not that stupid. But that's, yeah, that's the vibe I'm like, I'm not that stupid. Yeah, that's the vibe I'm going for. It is crazy how much you have to like. Tell me you can tell your mom, but I am definitely gonna tell your mom on the low. I reiterate to my kids all the time though,

I'm like, I keep saying it because I realize it's really not getting through. I'm like, you can talk to me about anything. Because like the other day Shay was, absolutely had been crying. I could see in her eyes and I knocked on her door and she didn't answer. And then when I did answer

She was in her closet like doing something. Yeah. Yeah, she turned around all red and I was like what's wrong? And she was like nothing and I was like you you're visibly crying Yeah, you can tell me you can talk to me doesn't tell me I go downstairs and her nanny told me that like they had A little fight about like she wasn't wearing her seat belt or something that and I was like shit She doesn't feel like she can tell me. And so, I mean, like every day I'm in the car, just out of nowhere, I'll be like, you know you guys can tell me about anything.

I won't get mad, I don't care if you did something wrong, if you're in trouble, like we'll figure it out, I'm here to help. You gotta just keep saying that shit, because I was like, oh, this is how you end up, you know, like me, like our generation, or like my family, where it's like, I'm not talking about shit. Yeah, my parents know nothing about my life.

Right, and I'm like, I don't want it's not good there are definitely times where I'm like I wish I had I talked more and like and You know leaned on them more or whatever and I'm like, oh fuck you have to like It's just I guess it's just natural to be like I'm not doing I don't like call my dad. I don't I didn't tell I mean I still don't really tell people things But I am very much a you where my just tell I give it happen. Just tell me we're fucking figure it out Yeah, I'm like I don't I didn't tell I mean I still don't really tell people things but I am very much a you where my just tell I give it happen. Just tell me we're fucking figure it out. Yeah, I'm like I can't I'm like that in life in my adult life for sure. But yeah with I to be fair and I think that that's like a disadvantage for you like I I

Would probably if I had something going on would talk to my mom rather than my dad not because like, you know Not because I don't trust him. It just because it's like girly issues, you know what I mean, whatever. But it is hard to believe that you can like, oh, I'll talk to my parents and they're not gonna give me some kind of, yeah, what if they're gonna, what if they figure out this is the one that's bad? I got caught cheating on a test, I don't fucking care.

Yeah, yeah, who gives a shit? Yeah, did you get to go grade? You got caught? Like, what's the deal? You chat GBT, I don't give a fuck. With kids, I see it being easier, because you kind of get it. I exclusively deal with adults.

And it's like, just tell me. You're like, just tell me. I hate when adults won't get you down. I don't understand a long fight. I'm so too resistant as I do, because I don't say shit. True, true. I am not, no, maybe because I'm not anti-confrontational, but I feel like you kind of are,

but you also would rather, instead of a confrontation, you'd rather just be like, let's have a conversation, right? Yeah, well, I'm not anti-confrontational, I can tell something's happened, something's different, and we'll just talk like, I don't wanna live like this forever. Yeah, this is what, well, silent treatment, nothing's worse than like silent treatment in a house.

If you can hide it well, well, you just keep going. Yeah. But once it's like, you know, this silent treatment or something's going on, it's like, let's get this out of the way. It works. I mean, it also depends. With a guy, I'll be like, what the fuck's up? With a girl, it's like, I don't want to hurt feelings.

I don't want to be in a fight. For sure. With a girl, it's totally different. But I will absolutely knowingly shoot myself in the foot 100 times out of 100 rather like pull the bandaid off and Tell you something that's gonna upset you or you know, whatever I see you know, I mean I do it like I still do it all the time If I if I find out I got to do a work trip on and like we and I'm supposed to do something with like the kids

Or the family that same weekend and I know six months in advance. I should tell you right now. There's a conflict I will tell you six days before And because in my mind I'm like because you don't want advance. I should tell you right now, there's a conflict. I will tell you six days before. And because in my mind I'm like, when I tell you we are going to fight, there is going to be drama, this is gonna suck. And what if like a meteor hits tomorrow? Like I don't know how to deal with this. So I ride it till the very end

and I shoot myself in the foot inevitably every time. And it's childish and immature and counterproductive and I will still do it until I'm dead. Listen you're a creature of habit. No one can fail you for that. Okay or fault you for that I mean sometimes you just gotta do what you gotta do. You call me up next time you need to issue a bitch out or something. I'm so ready to do it. I love to air shit out where it's like oh it's time like let's just once once you get into something like that, though, then I think that's when I really come alive.

That's when you thrive. Yeah, a little bit. Like if I need to, if I'm upset, oh, forget it. If I'm upset about something and I'm ready to bring it up, you better sit down. Like sit down, get a glass of water. Like we're gonna be here. We're gonna unpack this whole thing.

If it's thrust upon me, I don't love it so much, but I'm still ready. That's my second favorite way. But I'm still ready. I'm still like, okay, we're doing this. I will pack in and we're gonna do this. Well, you know what I really do believe in? We're not gonna leave this spot until it's resolved. I think it literally takes 10 seconds. Yeah, it always is so quick. It feels like it's gonna take days, but really it's one conversation. But it's also, I wholeheartedly subscribe to the idea of your expectation and dread is way worse than the actual outcome.

Absolutely. Always. Every time. Every time you have something big. It might suck, but just sitting there dreading it every day and night is worse. So it's like, yeah, that threat of that looming feeling is worse than anything. So just pull the bandaid off. Yeah. No, but sometimes like I'm in a fight with someone and I'm like, this is how, this is how. I agree.

Oh, of course. This needs to end. I'm a very big proponent of like enough. Like this is enough fighting. Like if we're fighting for a long time, I'm like, nothing is happening here. We're just going to circles. Let's pick it up tomorrow.

Like, well, I'm still ready to go tomorrow. We're just going to tomorrow. Like I'm ready. I'm still ready to go tomorrow. And then usually I'll show up ready to go again and they're too tired. You gotta wear people down. That's how it works. You gotta wear people down. You gotta do it. Well, that's how girls win every argument.

Of course. This guy's going this is logically and factually incorrect. Guys don't care that much as you do. But okay. Yeah. Yeah. They'll eventually bend the knee to a certain degree. going this is logically and factually incorrect. Guys don't care that much as you do. But okay. Yeah, yeah. They'll eventually bend the knee to a certain degree.

See, and what's sick is like girls want the knee to be bent. I don't want anyone to like bend the knee to me. I would like a little bit of validation. I would like to be told, okay, yes, girl, you're not crazy. This is a valid conversation that we're having. Whether you really believe it or not, I would like to be told that sometimes. But guess what?

It never is. It is like never a valid conversation. Sometimes it is. Maybe like one out of a thousand. Can you start believing women? No, I'm done believing women. Migraines, problems, what's your fucking deal? No, but it's true.

You mentioned that dude earlier, that Dave is from the Dave saga, which is a very serious topic and I don't wanna minimize it, but it's also just such a circus, it's unbelievable. I mean, this is one of my favorite iterations of Dave ever. The Auschwitz vacation Dave is like, this is so absurd.

If you said fuck the Jews and someone calls you up and is like, we think about a trip to Auschwitz, like whoa, I've been thinking about it for a while. I think that- I saw that and I said the guilt alone, like yes, maybe he is coming to a point where he's like, I have, okay, I fucked up, I've embarrassed myself on, and now it's amplified, let me go make nice on this,

and yeah, maybe I do want to better myself as a person. No, no, no, no, no. It has nothing to do with bettering yourself. That's what I thought. That guy, I think he, I- I thought maybe, maybe that eventually, I thought this would be like a great story. I was like, wow, this is gonna be great.

All the Holocaust deniers and the replies would have been eating shit. It's crazy. Twitter's nuts for- I think he was outed by that point, right? But I think he would have been like, if you don't say yes to this, I'm going to drag you probably what's gonna happen now.

No, no, no. Everybody knew who he was before Dave even got involved. Because it was his Instagram, his photo going around, him, I think he was in the video for a sec, he was very much involved. And everyone- There was another snapshot. The other guy, he tagged a guy in his thing.

Yeah, Mike, whoever, who wasn't there, wasn't involved, just happens to be friendly with this guy. Which that sucks. That sucks so bad. Hey man, don't tag me, you're wildly anti-Semitic shit. I looked, obviously I looked all these people up because I was like, I fucking hate these people. but that guy who actually wasn't there or anything, he's like a Jersey Shore guy.

And I just can't imagine what the summer is going to be like for him. Like he's, you know, I like feel bad for that kid. Although if he's friends with this other douchebag, I'm sure he's not too great. I kind of feel like it's like he was tagged for a reason. Exactly. Right. It wasn't just like. But you're right. The other. Like we're the fuck the Jews boys. Exactly. Yeah. That other... Like, we're the fuck the Jews boys. Exactly. Yeah.

That other kid that... Or, no, not sorry. Yeah. The other kid that is now Mo, his name is Mo, he also had posted a separate Snapchat story being like... Throw a quarter on the ground. Find the Jews or whatever. Throw a quarter on the ground.

Find the Jews or whatever. Which is crazy. What does that mean? Like, throw a change. I love that you don't know. Like, that gives me faith. Pure heart and mind. That gives me faith. I really thought that that was the one thing. But you know don't know. Like that gives me faith. Pure heart and mind. That gives me faith.

But you know what's really what doesn't give me faith? We don't fuck with this. And now all of a sudden, everybody fucks with us. But the problem is like. Well, we have no idea where it came from, though. So. Oh, I just fucking hate speech came from. Well, I know.

I know. I know. But it really is. It gets a little tough to. Twitter has become, because it's not like this on Instagram, it's not like this on TikTok, it is a Twitter specific, like the anti-antisemitism and the Holocaust denying.

That's where I'm like, a lot of people believe this. Or do they? Is it bots? I don't know what the world is. I'm afraid. All I know though is when this shit happens, like, I mean, it's not good, but that guy has plenty of people on his side.

Yeah, he does. He has like 10 grand in his fucking thing. It's like Morgan Wallen going to number one after he drops the end bomb. Like, you get people that support you almost no matter what for the wrong reason. That guy gave him 100 grand, right? No, there's a woman who just called a five-year-old black kid

the N-word. Got 600 grand. $600,000. People raised for her for freedom of speech yeah what yeah right and I don't know where it came from I don't know where all the hate came from I don't know who gave the okay I don't know where the fuck this all this stuff came from

I don't know where we're at here It's been like two years I think Did anybody call Sonnish? Did anybody encourage this behavior at all? It's been like that for like 142 days. I don't know. I'm not sure. I'm not sure. I feel like once the fucking presidential election started, they've been like, this... I'm thinking like November 2020. It's just, it's out of control. I gotta hang out in here. I said election. I gotta hang out in here. That other guy...

Out there. It's too much. I get too many fights everywhere else. Did you see that show he was on? That Stu Peters show? No. So I think he's like an Alex Jones, like some radio show type. He is, yeah. But he's like an extremist. And then. He gave him 100 grand?

I think so. Shut up. Because based on this clip, who gave him some? But didn't he also say, I hate Jews and I also hate Muslims, by the way? Yes. And then the guy. The guy.

So here it is. So do you think that now is the time for humanity to join forces and become tribal against Jewish supremacy? the guy so here here's so he gives him 100 grand, finds out he's Muslim, and then is like, oh, yeah, I shouldn't have done this. Ah, I fucked up. But the fact is he getting $100,000 in real money or whatever the fuck he keeps tweeting out that fake number.

You know what I mean? Have you seen that number? I don't know. It's some kind of Bitcoin, some kind of something that he keeps tweeting about being like, put it here. And I don't know what I mean? Like have you seen that number? It's, I don't know, it's some kind of Bitcoin, some kind of something that he keeps tweeting about being like, put it here, and I don't know what that is. I'm sure he's just trying to get money, he's a grifter. Okay, it's just, it's, I don't even know really

what to say about it, it's horrifying, it's like disheartening, it's crazy. I think that he should be mortified, I think that he's now believing that he can build this community online that will stand behind him, but in the real world and real life, he think that he's now believing that he can build this community online that will stand behind him. But in the real world and real life, he said that he's suspended from school. He got dropped from his internship.

People are looking at him different. People are treating him different as they fucking should. And that makes me feel a little bit better because I'm like, fine. In the real world, there's consequences. You go ahead. You put on your Ready Player One thing and you live on Twitter. Yes. That's really what it comes down to.

Do it. Fine. Be your disgusting, bigoted self over there. I was going to say that earlier with you guys all talking about being more in the internet. Yeah. Less? None of this is happening. Completely. Like, everyone I've met, everyone I've talked to, very fucking polite and fun and cool and awesome.

And I was like, it's all from not being on Twitter so much. You're like, I don't understand what everyone's mad about all the time. Everyone's having a good time. It's so bad. Everyone I cross paths. Follow us. Subscribe.

Like. Share. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Right, for sure. But I guess, I don't know. It's just become such a different place. And I know that you guys haven't hear me on the soapbox for a while now about Twitter specifically but I saw this turn.

Like I saw it happen in real time when it like happened to me but then I also saw it happen to other people at the same time where it's like. How many years ago did you say that happened? I would say it was exactly 522 days. You said it was a year and a half, two years ago. Yeah, 522 days. No but I'm serious and I think there's definitely a level of paranoia within me. There's definitely that level of like looking for validation that I'm serious. And I think there's definitely a level of paranoia within me. There's definitely that level of like looking for validation that I'm, that I'm seeking

this stuff out to prove my point. Like there's definitely that, but to be able to find it so easily and to see it so easily is kind of crazy. And so you think about the kids that are 20 years old, 25 years old, whatever they are, who don't have a fully developed brain yet. They haven't gone through life yet. Yeah. They've gone to school. They've been pampered by their parents, whatever.

And then they come out and they talk like that and they act like that and no one has told them, hey, this is wrong or hey, this isn't the way we do this. And then they're stuck that way and they're getting their own validation from all these, whoever the fuck is online right now. I just don't even know who it is. It's weird to think about.

That's buns. Be more OP. Yeah. Yeah. Thank you, Kel. We love you, babe. Thank you. Thank you so much. I'm going to be using a I'm going to go ahead and put this in the fridge for a few minutes. Thanks for watching!