KFC Radio - Kelly Keegs Thinks That Hot People Need to Stop Dressing Like Jeffrey Dahmer - Full Interview

Episode Date: October 10, 2022

-Kelly Keegs shares her thoughts on Tom Brady and Gisele splitting up, the Jeffrey Dahmer Netflix series, the new Blonde movie with Anna De Armas, and of course, her new Only Fans success WhistlePig Whiskey: Get your bottle at https://barstool.link/WPKFC or at a local retailer.You can find every episode of this show on Apple Podcasts, Spotify or YouTube. Prime Members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. For more, visit barstool.link/kfcr

Hey, KFC Radio listeners, you can find every episode of KFC Radio on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or YouTube. Prime members can listen ad-free on Amazon Music. Let's get down to brass tacks. How much money are you making and are you fucking on camera yet? Hell, your hair, you look hot. Your hair is awesome. Thank you. Thank you. I think I talked to you exactly 50 times at Upfront.

You loved it at that point. I couldn't tell if you kept mentioning it because you were like, it's so different that I have to acknowledge it in some way. Or if you actually liked it. Usually when girls do this, it's stupid. It's like, what are you doing? Just fucking have your kind of brunette hair with some blonde highlights that's long, like everyone else does, and just be like a normal hot girl.

And when you cut it too short or you do the bangs or whatever, you all instantly regret it. You know, it's like the minute you've done it in the salon, you're like crying and it doesn't look good. This, though, is like you went radical and nailed it. It's because I knew it was going to look good. It's one of those things like if you're going to do it, do it. You knew it? I already knew it was going to look good. First of all, I've had this color hair before.

Also wigs. Wigs look great on me. That's another thing. I've said that multiple to look good. First of all, I've had this color hair before. Also wigs. Wigs look great on me. That's another thing. I've said that multiple times. Wigs look great. But I've had this color hair before. And I have, I've had bangs before. So I just, in my head was like, I think that's going to look good.

And I've wanted it for a while. Doesn't it drive you crazy that it's just touching like your eyes kind of? Yes. Yes and no. Right now it's starting to get a little more annoying because it's growing out. It's been like a couple weeks. It's been like a month. Yeah.

And so it's a little, a little bit like right in the way. but I have to just kind of fluff it out a little bit for that. They told me at the place, they were like, come back for a bang trim, like whenever you want. And I was like, oh, a bang trim? A bang trim. Like, ooh. Like on the house? I don't know. Actually, I don't know.

I would imagine it's on the house. It might be on the house. I bet you for girls, a bang trim that goes like this is like $65. Yeah. The hair itself was expensive. But because I went to a real salon, I didn't cut my own bangs like a freak. That kind of shit is the shit that goes wrong. Through tears in the mirror.

Yeah. I wasn't in a crisis. I've been floating out the idea of me dyeing my hair dark red and getting bangs for six months. And all my friends have been like, no, don't do it. I'm like, you guys all know what's good for me. Fucking nailed it. And so I did it. Yeah. I feel good about it. I don't regret it at all, no, don't do it. I'm like, you guys all know what's good for me. Fucking nailed it. And so I did it.

I feel good about it. I don't regret it at all. I'm very happy about it. I feel different. I also feel though, I feel a little more melancholy but that could just be the weather. Oh, yeah.

I'm not sure. That's the clinical depression. Yeah, that might just be the depression. No, but it's definitely like a little bit of like brooding. For sure.

Yeah. Which I feel like it matches my mood a little bit better. Very much so. It's like a little bit of brooding. For sure. Yeah. I feel like it matches my mood a little bit better. Very much so. It's like a little bit witchy. I want people to know that I'm not this happy bitch that runs around. No, I will fuck you. I'm not Kirsten Dunst in Spider-Man.

No. I really think that people think that about me. Kirsten Dunst in Venom. When people don't know me or they see, I don't know. If they don't see enough of me or have heard enough from me, I think that they often think that I'm just like this. Oh, I'm this nice person and whatever and I'm approachable and I'm down to chat. I'm like, no.

I don't want to talk to anybody. I don't want to have a conversation with you. I don't want people thinking I'm down to earth and approachable. No, I'm not. I'm a crazy bitch and I don't want to talk to you. How hard is that For people to understand It's

They hopefully now It's more clear Yeah Because clearly It wasn't clear before And I've got these bangs And like don't come Fucking near me dude

That's what I'm saying And now I can wear all black Because it's fall Fall winter I can't Dark hair Light eyes Is fire

I know So it's like I know But I also think Do you have one of those Symmetrical faces I think that I do It depends My eyes One of think Do you have one of those Symmetrical faces I think that I do It depends

My eyes One of my eyes I think one of my eyes Like closes a little more Than the other But I can't They're both so fucking huge That nobody can tell

Nobody notices But also When I put makeup on They look the same So I can't Like if I have no makeup on It seems like But I'm also

I'm also Critical of my own face Yeah No one would know No one's ever told me that I just notice it myself Can you see it on my face See I have the bangs It's hard to tell face. I don't think anyone else would know that your eye is a little bit off. I just notice it myself. Can you see it on my face? The bangs, it's hard to tell though.

No, I can't see it. I don't even know which eye it is. One of them is a little more open than the other. Because I have hooded lids. I definitely have that. When people call it, let's say I have a lazy eye, it's just that my one hood is a little more. By the way, once I learned that hooded eyes

make me think that I have a pussy on my face. What? I want to like pull them off. I look at it and I'm like, oh yeah,

it's like folded over. It's like a little vagina on your eyes. It's gross. It's so annoying with fucking makeup. Yeah, I bet.

It gets worse as you get older because my face is coming in on itself. Botox can only do so much. But my like eyelids, makeup will get stuck in my eyelids

and that's just like what happens. Other girls, they have run around and you can see the full array of all their makeup. I can't do like funky makeup will get stuck in my eyelids and that's just like what that's what happens they have run around you can see the full array of all their makeup i can't do like funky makeup like that you don't yeah the the left one has more you can see the eyelid yeah and the right one is like fully touching it's more lash yes that's why i gotta do big lashes all the time but i asked because you know they I think they've proven that like, like all the people, all the supermodels and all the people

that we think are really hot have this, you know, the golden ratio. You ever heard about that? Yeah, my face is pretty much exactly the same.

I think, I think you have it because that, But yours is too. If you like, look at like what the average person, I don't think it is though. No,

like everyone's like 99.7. Really? Like it's fucking insanely symmetrical. Wow. Like it was, I mean, at least I don't know like everyone There was an article written

And this is why I think the whole thing is bullshit I think completely the opposite of what you're about to say Is that like there was an article written by the Wall Street Journal When they first started doing sports And it was like kind of an investigative thing About whether attractive young boys Are pushed towards the quarterback position Interesting

So it was the symmetry of every quarterback in football. They are all pretty hot. And it was like – this was probably 10-plus years ago. And I was like, Brady's going to be one. And I don't think Brady was top 10. Ben Roethlisberger was one. With symmetry? With the most symmetrical face.

But then every quarterback – so maybe it's just quarterbacks, but every quarterback is 99.6. While he is, as far as I know, a monster. He's a monster. He is handsome. No! No, he's not. A little bit.

No, not at all. He's got that beard. He's got a good beard, right? Am I thinking about this? Yo, you girls are such dumb sluts in this era. All you need to do is have a beard. Oh. If you have a beard, girls will suck your dick.

It's insane. If you think Ben Roethlisberger is hot, don't say it on the air. Without a beard is not hot. Without a beard is not hot. He's gross. Take it away. He looks like an orc from Lord of the Rings. He's gruesome.

You know what? He's not who I was thinking of. No, no, no. This is who I'm thinking of. You're thinking pre-car crash Ben Roethlisberger. Maybe when he's younger. Maybe young. You're thinking soul patched crash Ben Roethlisberger. Maybe when he was younger. Maybe young. You're thinking soul patch Ben Roethlisberger?

It's never been good. Nobody has ever been like Ben Roethlisberger. Fedora Ben Roethlisberger? Okay. Ben Roethlisberger has never had the shits. Unless you want to just get fucked in a bathroom of a bar, you don't want to be Ben Roethlisberger. Well, I mean, who are you talking to? Let's be honest.

You know who I was thinking of, actually? Who? Is Blake Bortles actually is blake bortles oh blake bortles yeah that makes more sense who i saw the other day yeah who is handsome and who also has a good beard yeah at the moment i can't i was wrong about that ben roethlisberger though apologies to the boat like yeah there's no comparison just there's no comparison no no no i'm just confusing names i don't know sports i um hey we'll talk about that in a minute yeah um i what i was gonna say Is I don't I think you have a face

That can pull off Like all these looks Thank you I appreciate that My mom says that to me I always wondered If that was like a thing My mom says

No I don't even so much It's just vibes Yeah Like face yes But vibes No but I think it is face Because I think you have

Like the big eyes Your nose is like A good nose You have lips But you're not like Big lips I'm not bothered by my nose Sometimes it's a little like

It's a little like it's a little who-ish who from who-ville but that's what you want Kevin's more so than yours I got the fucking I got like a little girl nose you have a little who-nose

I like how this is our first time we had a chick on a Monday episode and it's just like let's just discuss your features well that makes sense because that's all everyone I talk about

anyways so that makes sense but no I think that I think that it kind of no it's nice because you can't do that with anybody else yeah it's true you can't have any guys on and be like so doesn't make sense. But no, I think that it kind of – No, it's nice because you can't do that with anybody else. Yeah, it's true.

You can't have any guys on and be like, so you're pretty. Yeah, yeah, yeah. No, it's true. You're fat. Your stomach's like obscenely fat. It's weird. It's fun. It's fun to talk about appearances.

What I was going to say is I think that there are a lot – specifically with the hair and hair color and changing your hair or whatever. Some girls get – and I don't know if guys feel the same way. I know that a lot of girls are like this. They'll get their hair done and they're so attached to their hair

that even cutting like two inches off, they cry. Yeah. At the fucking salon. I've teared up. And I've never, really?

Oh yeah. I've never been attached to my hair like that. Like I've never been. Really? Come on dude. Really? From cutting your hair?

Fuck yeah. I mean, but it wasn't like a trim. Dude, in high school, I had fucking hair to like fucking here. I had hair like down here.

Yeah. And I had like – not that far down, but like it was – whatever this bone is right here, it was like lower than that. I think it's just your spine. Yeah. I was thinking specifically. I think it's just a vertebrae. I don't know if it's at my C4, my C5. Oh, I don't know all that.

But yeah, I meant like which one it is. I don't know all that. The one that protrudes. But then like it was – I think I went straight shave from there. That's a big jump. I didn't cry, but I cried. You know, there's a difference. There's a difference.

You tear up. You cry. It gets caught in your chest a little bit. Sure, I cried, yeah. No, I've never been attached to my hair. I was crying about baseball. I was crying about baseball. Yeah.

The only time I've ever cried over my hair – I did cry once. It was because I went to the salon to get my hair done before prom, junior year. And the idea of prom is just so stressful in general at that time. And I don't know why. I don't give a fuck about prom. Prom sucked.

Like it was just the worst. Like it was not fun. At the time it was like, oh my fucking God. Yeah, I got the dress. I have all the thing, whatever. I went into, I went into get my hair done and I dyed it brown with banks and I I don't know what my problem is like it was not like it's red right now it kind of looks brownish but it's red

I promise and Auburn yeah and I don't know why I did that I just was like I need to change my hair and I need to look different and I did it and I hated it and normally I would have just been like all right whatever I have bad hair I'll go get it done again but it was like two days before prom and I was like there's nothing I can do and when it was finished in the chair, I hated it. Of course, I was like, I love it. I'm obsessed. And I went home and I cried. And my mom was like, well, you've got to go back.

And she has to fix it. It was like black. Like, it was not a good look for me. It was probably the one, like, black, really dark like that does not look good because I'm so pale. And it was, I don't know. It was pale at the time. And I went back. They were confused because I loved it so much. And my mom, I was like, you have to talk because I made the biggest scene about how much I loved it. It was pale at the time And I went back They were confused Because I loved it so much

And my mom I was like You have to talk Because I made the biggest scene About how much I loved it I was lying Yeah And so she came back in

And was like So they like toned it up And it ended up being fine I pushed the bags back It was no big deal What did you just realize You forgot? Suit

The suit Not gonna be able to get it For what? Wedding I have to go to tomorrow Shit Closes at six Why can't you call them right now? And you're leaving like tonight right?

No I'm leaving tomorrow I'll have to get up like early tomorrow Where's the suit? It's at the dry cleaners by my apartment It's As soon as you said wedding It closes at 6? It's only 5-10

No I'm not gonna make that It'll be It'll be close I'll get it tomorrow I think my flight's at 9 I can get up early I think they open at 6 I'll be alright

Why don't you call them right now And say I'm gonna be there at 6 It's fucking hard enough When we can read each other's lips Yeah that's true I guess You think we can talk on the phone

That's true I don't know I think that you can make it By 6 o'clock Are we gonna be here for an hour I mean that's lovely But I can't imagine It is

I'll be fine We're wasting time I got other suits Where is the Dry cleaners Is it far away It's right by my apartment Which I'm saying It it's not that far.

Anyway. So you had a controversial tweet. Oh, by the way. Oh, I'm afraid. Real quickly. I think the reason we cry when we get our haircuts is because memories are stored in your hair. Shut the fuck up. What?

I'm going to fucking punch you in the face. What are you talking about, memories? It's been too long of a day. I am not here for the bullshit today. Shut the fuck up. What are you talking about, memories in It's been too long of a day. I am not here for the bullshit today. Shut the fuck up. What are you talking about, memories in your hair? Shut the fuck up. The only thing that's in your hair is marijuana residue for the place.

That's the only thing that lasts in your hair. It's not a memory that's stored in your hair, but it is like there's a... Shut the fuck up. There's a feeling of like, I'm never going to be this person ever again. No, I don't think that. I think so. No, that might be true, but shut the fuck up. I think it's a security thing.

People feel secure with their hair and they don't like looking different. They're startled by the change in their appearance. They don't like change. That's what it is. I always say, I don't want to shave my head

because I'm afraid it won't grow back because I'm at that point where it's like, I don't know. That's a fair thing. But that's not because my memories are stored in my hair. Shut the fuck up.

I would never shave my head because I'm afraid I have an ugly head. What did you say? I said I would never shave my head because I'm afraid I have an ugly head I said I would never Shave my head Because I'm afraid I have an ugly head Yeah you would look

I would look crazy My ears My ears are My ears are Sticking out straight No no no Yeah I always have to

Cover up the ears And I feel like The back of your head Is like bigger Than the front of your head So it would be like It would be like Like Mars attacks

Exactly Exactly like that Exactly like that I think what I'm gonna do This winter is I'm going fucking hair all winter and then shaving. Balls? Makes me want to cum. Not bald, but buzzed.

Yeah. That would be great. When's the last time you had your hair buzzed like that? Middle school? I can't imagine what you would look like. You're going to look so intense. I was shaving my head. You're going to look scary a little bit, I think.

You've reached the point where you're like like you look like you could beat somebody up. The only thing about you that's making it look like oh, that guy's not so scary is your little curls. Yeah, your floppy hair and your little curls coming out of your hat. You'll look like a convicted felon. That's what I'm saying. You're going to look like some kind of Polack iron worker. Like all my

cousins. All my cousins. That's what you're going to look like. Polack iron worker? That's my whole family. That's what you're gonna look like iron worker that's that's my whole family that's what you're gonna look like it's gonna scare me grow the beard out and look like uh extra and sons yeah yeah yeah yeah well i'm thinking of it in in uh the breakup when vince vaughn's like we'll call some polacks you don't give a fuck they don't have anything to lose in life like they don't give a shit about anything that's a movie i can't watch anymore i used to love that before I ever had a real breakup.

Once you have a real one, it's tough. That shit was on the nose. That was a little too real. I like to watch movies that are not real because I don't like real life. Him bringing the strippers in the house, I was like, oh my fucking god. Her bringing the guys upstairs,

I would never have the balls, I don't think. I would just... The speech that I don't think. I would just, oh, no. The speech that fucking Favreau gives him when he's like, you're just the good time guy. He's like, they don't want you around. You're not the person you have serious conversations with. And I was like, holy shit. I was like, nah.

Middle school? No, we were like all of that. High school. I was like, they're talking about me. I'm just the guy you call when you want to have fun. You don't want to really have me be around. I was like they're talking about me I'm just the guy you call when you want to have fun you don't want to

really have me be around I was like this is me I can't even imagine watching it I haven't watched it at all I scroll

intentionally fast you know when you're scrolling it was on Netflix I can't even imagine watching it now after they lived in the same

apartment for a while when they were broken up I'm going gonna puke I'm gonna puke don't talk about it that was that was that was my life

for like 8 months and it was it was it was the hardest 8 months of my life it was fucking unbelievable 2 kids

1 house no marriage like oh my god it was a fucking it was a it was a struggle that sounds horrible but you tweeted divides vibes are so bad

right now we're bringing it up we're bringing it up they're bad vibes coming for me too i'm not saying you tweeted that don't ever date a man who loves sports more than you yeah yeah that's fair though i think that's completely but that's also like that here's here's the situation though right is this is in regards to Tom Brady and Gisele. You said... Yes, of course. Tom's breaking up. They're breaking up because allegedly, you know, he unretired.

Gisele was like, you know, you promised me you weren't going to work anymore. So we're all making this up. There's no truth behind this. It's probably true, but we don't really know for sure. There's always something. Don't marry... Don't date a man who loves sports more than you. Yes.

But the trade-off is that those are the rich guys. So pick your fucking... I actually know. No, no. Yours is like a fan more than you. Yes. But the trade-off is that those are the rich guys. So pick your fucking... I actually know. No, no, no. You're more like a fan, I figure. Yes. Mine is more... Here, I'll break it down.

Oh, that's crazy. There are levels to it, okay? Okay. Obviously, Gisele married a famous, successful quarterback, whatever. He's going to want to do his job. Does he let his ego get in the way all the time? Yes. And it's obnoxious, in my opinion.

So don't ever... Don't marry a man who loves sports, a.k.a. his job, more than you. That's fucked up. So way all the time? Yes. And it's obnoxious in my opinion. So don't ever, like don't marry a man who loves sports, AKA his job more than you. That's fucked up. So that was, that's kind of situation. That tweet also is a little bit of a subtweet to people who are, I can't stand.

It's, I hate saying it because I work at a sports company. It's hard to tiptoe around these words, but there are fans of sports who act like they eat, sleep, breathe sports and they don't know what the real world is at all. And and it drives me insane i feel like you guys are the right people to talk to about it because you guys are both sports fans but you don't like if there's something else going on you'll do something else like you don't you're not like a i gotta sit down and watch the game

like i gotta watch the boys play like that's not like i fucking hate that if you're skipping events if you're like i don't think you're not paying attention like it drives me insane that to me is gross I mean when I remember being at a wedding with Jared and he had a fucking phone as we were

at like the buffet I would literally slice his throat open with a fucking knife like I would kill you for that if my boyfriend is watching under the table at a fucking game

in the middle of a wedding it doesn't matter if it's a wedding that I don't really care about check the score fine check the score see what's going on maybe watch a clip go on Twitter whatever I don't care if you're sitting the score, fine. That's the thing. Check the score, see what's going on, maybe watch a clip, go on Twitter, whatever.

I don't care. If you're sitting there streaming the game, you propped it up on your fucking thing, you're at dinner, you're propping up the game on the phone, drop dead. Drop dead. No, I agree with you. It's so rude. It's so rude. When you're younger, you have this thing of like, I have to watch the game, you know?

For what? And then it's funny, when you get older, you're like, whether or not your eyeballs saw this game i remember don't get me wrong i watched like 158 but you're gonna see like the clips of it like if you miss if you miss one game you're gonna watch a thousand clips of it whatever in the world if you don't work in it it's like bro there's no fucking excuse you know it doesn't matter if you miss the red sox game tonight girls get in fights All the time Girls get in fights With their boyfriends all the time

Because their boyfriends Either will show up late to something Or they won't show up at all Or they'll be like Sorry I can't hang out I gotta go watch the game With the boys And like blah blah blah

And sure Go watch the game with the boys But when there's something going on And I need you to be there And you're like Actually sorry I gotta go watch the game With the boys

I have to watch the game It's different If I got tickets to game three I don't know I gotta go watch the game With the boys If you're going to the game. Yeah, it's different. If I got tickets to like game three, I don't know, I got tickets to game three. I'm going to game three. If you're going to a game, that's totally different.

Going to the game is completely different. If you are such a big fan that you're going to these games, you're buying tickets, whatever, I don't give a fuck. Go to the game,

that's your thing. But if you're, I need to sit at home on my couch with a six pack and watch this game with my boys, I can't. I think the phone

is a particularly bad one where it's like, dude, we're sitting here fucking – I kind of got on it with it the other day where I was talking about how I was like – I think I've decided I'm going to watch football tonight. It was like football. It was Sunday night, Football with Thrones.

I was like, I made a decision I'm watching football. Football on a Sunday? Get the hell out of here. You crazy bitch. People were like, dude, watch both. I'm like, I don't watch – I hate that. I hate the double screen. I don't have two TVs.

I watch one thing at a time. I don't either. But what I do now is I'll put on a movie and I have the M screen. I don't have two TVs. I watch one thing at a time. But what I do do now is I'll put on a movie, and I have the Mets game on here, and I just put it kind of to the side and just kind of like look over it. But that, I think, is the same as just scrolling Twitter. And you're sitting at home. Yes. That's more or less the same as scrolling Twitter.

I agree with that. I agree with that. But what does that mean? Like instead of having the game open on your phone, you can just check Twitter every once in a while. Your apps are shaking. But, like, I... Well, I kind of disagree.

It's like I want to be able to, like, see... Like, I'll look over and, like, all the bases are loaded. Like, okay. All right, you got a hit. I don't know. But I do it in a way that's not disturbing. When you're not watching sports, are you not scrolling Twitter the whole time

you're watching something? Usually, right? Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I am. It depends on what show and who I'm with. Right, usually, right? Oh, I see what you're saying. Yeah. Yeah, I guess I am. It depends on what show and who I'm with. Right, right, right, right. Movie night or whatever, it's like, no, we're watching.

Like if we're having a casual night and we're all sitting around, we're not on a date, we're not doing whatever, and we're watching a show and you have the game up on your phone because it's not, I'm in that instance thankful it's just not on the big screen. Yeah, you should be happy. Oh, thank God, yeah, I'm fine with that, I don't care.

But again, if we're at a restaurant, there's nothing's to me it goes hand in hand with like immaturity and like it's just i it is a little bit like i always think that like super super hardcore sports fans are immature and i don't know why that is but then like it's the same i don't necessarily agree with that like i i think that like it's the same thing it's like i like harry potter so much people call me immature for that so i understand it's like a child you know a child well no it's more like obsessed and whatever it's more like the reality shit

like when you girls go nuts about like somebody broke up on a reality show and you're like talking about it and you have to watch it and all that

that's the equivalent it's just that usually the problem is that sports are but it's not that often that's the thing yeah especially baseball

it's like sports are 24-7 all the fucking time I think very often it gets performative where it's just like I have the game on yeah

you're having full on yeah you're having full on conversations you're getting up you're walking around you just want people to see that you have the game sitting at your seat there is something about

like it's either macho or like I'm so committed thing right it feels antiquated I mean I've definitely been there I am still there on like a on the low level

like I'll never I'll like I said i'll keep it on the phone but again i'm like also podcasting and doing it like it's also you guys it's different because it's your job it's different because it's your job to like talk about sports like i feel like that's you are you are the exception it's something that kind of gets ingrained to you it depends on what your upbringing was but it's just like i don't know this is like it's a hugely important thing in our family i don't know yeah and and i always important thing in our family. I don't know. And I always like, you know, I'll be like, I'm a Mets fan.

But I also feel guilty. I've never been the boyfriend that's like, we're watching the Mets every night. It's on the screen. You do have to let me watch it or keep up with it. But I'm not going to force you to watch a whole baseball game knowing you don't like it. Right which i think i like the show you like the show so we'll watch that i'm not gonna force you know yeah i think also being like i go downstairs and watch the game while you watch like i think that's weird i'm just like it's you know if you're dating someone or you're with somebody and you live together they're constantly there with you to be like you know we have to watch the baseball game i think think is like, bro, there's 162 of them.

This is not going to last. You can't force someone to watch six months of baseball. Growing up, growing up, my, my dad loves sports. He's a huge sports fan. Like loves that I work here. Like he follows Barstool, like whatever he, um, he'll watch anything whenever he can. He knows that my mom's into football. She kind of recently, like in the past few years or so has gotten really into it.

We'll watch all the games with him. So he now loves it. He's like, this is something we can do together. It's great. But before that, right, but before that,

it was always like, we'd be watching something else and on a commercial, he'd flip over and check the score, watch a couple minutes and flip back and that's how it was with all sports. And so that never bothered me.

And then sometimes, he'd flip over and it would be exciting. It would be like, all right, let's watch, let's watch. Yeah,

maybe we'll go back to thing a little bit late, whatever. There was never pressure or like the feeling of like, oh, don't talk to dad when the game is on. Like I never felt like that. But now whenever I see guys my own age acting like that, it makes me think that they had dads that were like, don't talk to dad when the game is on. Like we've got to watch that game. And it's kind of weird to me. Like I just feel like you can, you're not going to get shot in the face if you don't watch this game. It feels like pressure.

I have to consume this game right now. Yeah. I don't know why it feels that way. But it does. There is a- But people love it. Like you said, the reality TV thing.

Now The Bachelor, I have to watch The Bachelor. I have no choice. I didn't watch, it's on two times a week right now because It's The Bachelor in Paradise. It was on Monday, Tuesday. I didn't watch it on Monday

because I wanted a fucking break. I watched it on Tuesday before the second episode on Tuesday. But that was nice to be able to just watch it a day later and not have to watch it at the same time as everybody else. That was lovely.

I would like to do that more and maybe just watch it on my own time. But appointment television all the time gets tiresome, I think. Even if you love it or not. Don't you get tired of it? It's like a schedule. It's like a thing.

You don't tell me when to watch it. Right, exactly. I'll watch it when I want to. I did my first Pats game of the year last weekend. Oh, man. With the Mets being good, I'm like, the Jets are like... Well, Tom Brady's gone.

It's not as exciting, right? No, it's not that it's not as exciting. It's just that, honestly, week one, I just forgot that... I do it every year. I forget it. Week one, every year, I forget. I'm like, oh, that's right.

The Pats aren't on TV here. So I was hungover, and I was like, fuck, I'm not going to a bar week two it was like raining out and i was like i don't know so i was watching red zone and then week three i was at that i was in nashville week four i watched and i was like but it used to be like i would never never miss a game but it is like i mean like i don't i don't have much regret over missing two weeks of football because yeah that's because you're're somewhat secure in as much as we yeah like oh there are people who are listening right now who are like

wait what are you fucking kidding me for sure I don't know I missed the first two weeks of the season well the little kids are being fake right

fake fan if you don't watch every minute of it so like this past week Game of Thrones was on and the Mets were on we have a Mets podcast and a Game of Thrones podcast I personally was like

I'm not watching Game of Thrones I have to watch the game but I also knew I was like if I'm not watching Game of Thrones. I have to watch the game. But I also knew, I was like, if I go on the show, it's going to be a thing. But it's also crunch time right now for the Mets, right? Yes, yes. Clem watched both and then did the podcast.

And, you know, instead of it being like Clem watched both and made sure that he got his job done, it was like you can't do that, you know? Which is crazy because guess what that's what they fucking yell at you

every single day every other time watch both watch both watch both and I do agree I think my tweet that Sunday

afternoon was like when you're watching a show just watch the fucking show these are obviously extenuating circumstances with Clem where it's like

a massive game and you do the podcast right after to me it's like I'm kind of the third guy on the Game of Thrones podcast like the basement boys are Clem and Robbie and it's like i'm kind of the third guy on the game of thrones podcast like the basement boys are clem and robbie and it's like i'm you know clem's like i have to do my job like i want to make sure you know but people are like you know you're a fraud or whatever

it's like it's just crazy that it's like if you follow the team like theoretically you don't have to watch you don't have to watch sports at all really oh you like read about them and follow them and and all that like you wouldn't actually have to. That's the dirty little secret that most fans don't know, is that one, most people don't watch it. Most people talking about the game don't watch it. I haven't watched the game. You tune in for a minute, send a tweet,

make it look like you were doing it, and that's it. And two, when people pretend they're completely devastated, usually they're just fine. It's an entertainment company. I'm not even just talking about starting right now i'm not even strictly just talking barstool like ever like i remember when i learned what was cbs when we're at the dinner with the cbs analysts and they're like yeah we don't know what the fuck we're talking about yeah and then we were at like when i learned about that like uh you know i always wondered

how like the morning drive like how do they how they talk about the game and they're like they fucking get here we have a 15 minute highlight reel for them and they watch that yeah it's like they talk for four hours about that right about the 15 minutes they watch yeah i will say like if you work in the industry you kind of usually can't if you really listen you can suss those people out yeah it's like yeah that's not really what happened that's not the whole story if you saw the pitch before it you knew that blah blah you know whatever so if you work in it it's all a different story but if you saw the pitch before it you knew that blah blah you know whatever so if you work in it it's all a different story but if you're just casually dating and someone's like

you know but I also wait wait wait my question before I forget it fuck I'm so close to forgetting don't forget oh do people watch do people still watch like wake up in the morning watch sports center like wake up in the morning watch ES Sports Center, like wake up in the morning, watch ESPN?

Like, I feel like that's all. I don't think so. I don't know. I would guess if anyone, it's like high school kids. Like, I don't think. Sure, okay, okay. Maybe I'm thinking more of like when I was high school, college. Like wake up football or get up for shows like that where they started to make like

programming in the morning. Sure. Almost like Good Morning America for sports. But for sports, yeah, yeah, yeah. Because like you just go on your phone and get highlights, you know? That's what I mean. So like if you, right. So if you don't But for sports, yeah. Because you just go on your phone and get highlights, you know? That's what I mean. It used to be like, I need to find out who won the game. So if you don't watch the game,

right, if you don't watch the game at night, can you watch all of the reporting on it the next morning while you get ready for something? Like, is it this, you know what I mean? So if you miss the game, it's like you can still talk about it

at the water cooler, you know what I mean? For sure. I guess Twitter does the same thing. I was like doing like Islander stuff when it was games I didn't care about. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. True, true, true.

He scored a goal and that was a big save. I mean, I can talk about like any, you know, you give me enough, like when his games i didn't care about oh yeah he scored a goal and that was a big save like god i mean i can i could talk about like any you know you give me enough like give me a couple like little nuggets of info i can play it off like no problem you know but also but then that only takes you so far where it's like you know if someone were to ask you like or like i've always watched the jets and i've always been a loud mouth about the jets but if you were to probe me right now and be like name everybody on the offensive offensive line and who's second string,

I'd be like, I don't know. I do not know, especially now. But even back then. You know what you need to know. 2009, 10, I knew everything. In the middle years, I was like, all right, I know the quarterbacks, the wide receivers. Football is also the ultimate.

If you're talking, people like to pretend they know about football. No one knows anything about football. Nobody knows. Nobody knows anything. Was it cover two or was it three-four? I didn't – if I watch – Except for, like, Jerry Thornton. If I watch a full day of football –

Like, he doesn't know. That was – these are my two favorite things about football are, one, when we were at the dinner with the CBS analysts. We were, like – it was the Super Bowl in Minnesota. And they were, like – they were, like, dude, we don't know what we're fucking talking about don't worry like because because they asked they were talking about our podcast and we were like yeah we do sports a little bit but not like you guys and they're like we don't know what we're talking about fucking don't even think about it don't worry about it yeah and then when we had Taylor LeJuan in here and Taylor was breaking down he's like he's like you don't know what you're talking about he's like unless you're in

my fucking huddle yeah because he's like he's like you would you would like we have two plays where exactly the same formation exact same play as run one play i fucking pull one play i pass block or whatever it was that he does and he's like he's like unless you heard the fucking call in the huddle don't know it you don't know what i was supposed to do so you don't tell me i did good job or bad job right you don't know what i was supposed to do right right right and me I did a good job or a bad job you don't know what I was supposed to do and it's like so how are you watching and like oh this guy fucking sucks

yeah you have no idea this is actually I love that you said that because it ties right back into the people who complain about reality TV

or whatever we all comment on reality TV we have no idea what the fuck actually happened like no one knows what the producers are saying nobody knows what actually went down

what the editing looks like what the real story is what the behind the scenes stuff is. Like whatever. But we still comment on it all the time. And people are always like, get a fucking life. Like this is fake. Who cares? Blah, blah, blah.

But it's the same thing. And no, football is not fake. But your commentary is fake. Nobody knows what the fuck they're saying. Like you're just watching. We all are watching it on TV. Nobody knows. I think I lose fans like all the time when I do it when people i do a one minute man on the kardashians

and they're like no one cares i'm like so many more people so many people care you don't care say that i don't care about this topic yeah don't say who cares and then when they're like you know uh i'm like why why why is it like what's the problem they're like yeah it's just like i'm watching these like talentless nobodies I'm like well it's just an entertaining product and like I'm like you have to be like okay

talentless is the dumbest thing said about them the absolute dumbest but also when they apply it to sports it's like okay so that so because this dude

can throw an inflated piece of leather hard or fast that now means he's worthy of your time but Kim Kardashian talking about being married to Kanye West which is just

inherently like that's a fucking interesting thing I can understand when we're talking about like some nobodies but it's like we're talking about the Kardashians and I'm like when you really break it down the silliest thing is being riled up over who ran across imaginaryinary lines more

Or who threw a ball Through a circle more Or who hit a bat With a stick Like we're the fucking We're the weirdos Completely Well bringing it

All the way back Bringing it all the way back To Tom Brady To Tom Brady and Giselle The amount of people Specific from that tweet Which is also I don't fucking care

I don't actually care that much Everybody acts like I care so much I care nothing About Tom Brady and Giselle, really. Why are you wasting your time on this? I'm like, because it's my fucking job. It's my job to talk about this. What do you want?

It took me six seconds to send a tweet. Right, all I did was tweet. It's not like I crafted, you know, I just talked about it. All I did was tweet. But the general response to it, I thought, was interesting. And it's all in defense of Tom Brady. You mean kill yourself? Kill myself, yeah.

That general response? Of course, kill myself. But also, in defense of Tom Brady being like, of course his wife wants him to give up his dream. Oh, great, she's making him stop making money. She's gonna make him sit at home even though he wants to do whatever, blah, blah. Someone's projecting.

He's got a few good years left, so why not let him? It's like, dude, have you had your balls cut off? Because it sounds like you have. I don't know. That is the truth. There's a lot of relationships that I think are like that where it's like, I'm sure there are people who have given up on their dreams or quit a job or whatever.

And that does suck. That's a bitchy wife or a bitchy husband. It can go both ways. In this case, it's like so inflated and we don't, you know, it's like, nobody even knows what's going on behind closed doors. No, it's going on. They're all billionaires. Like, who gives a fuck?

I said it myself that Giselle put her life on the back burner. No, she didn't. She was fucking. She's been modeling. But I'm sure it was like. She's an easy season whatever. Yeah. Yeah.

But that is like kind of new. Like, I think that was probably scheduled when he was supposed to retire. Really? Like, that was. Yeah. Because right now. And I'll say this. But she's been working.

She's been modeling. She's been working. She's been doing commercials and stuff. I think I've only seen it. But she hasn't been walking in runways and stuff. But this runway season. But she's been working. She's been modeling. She's been working. She's been doing commercials and stuff. I think I've only seen it but she hasn't been walking in runways and stuff but this runway season. Did she retire walking runways?

Wasn't that like that was like I'm done. I guess you'd come out of retirement. I think it was like Victoria's Secret though. Yeah, Victoria's Secret is different. Everybody retired from Victoria's Secret.

If I had to speculate I think what she probably wants to do is run like Giselle Inc. Yeah. Like I want to be a fucking industry to myself where i hire models and photographer and i blah blah and that you can't do without like really

putting your full self into it and it's like i don't think that they sit around changing diapers and watching their kids every move but you do need one parent around yes and it is a you know tom's getting older like let him do his thing and you promised you'd be done in 2000 whatever but that's what i'm saying he's done his Like, let him do his thing. And you promised you'd be done in 2000-whatever. But that's what I'm saying. He's done his thing. She let him do his thing. And how old is he? 46 years old?

45. Oh, wow. And how many other quarterbacks are as old as he? Like, he's just really. It's like he's. I think she's pushed it like he's pushed it like five times. He's given an inch to take a mile at this point. That's how I feel about what he's doing.

And what, like, why is it? He's already exceeded his dreams times 10 no isn't he at this point it's i feel like it's ego driven he just wants to see how far i can take this and that's fine but as far as you can take it is but then her ego is like i want to be you know i want to do my ego too but isn't she allowed to have an ego after she put herself on the back burner she's mrs brady for how many fucking years she's motherfucking giselle she allowed to have an ego after she put herself on the back burner? She's Mrs. Brady for how many fucking years? She's motherfucking Giselle. She deserves to be Giselle, and I don't understand why she hasn't been able to.

Can I say something else? There also just might be a point about there's a couple who- They might just hate each other. Yeah. Who knows? They might just hate each other. They've been married for one time,

and they're famous and rich. But can I say something else? Is that Giselle, and this is something that I noticed, and I thought to myself about Giselle. Everybody that came up in her like modeling class like everyone her age model wise

are all they're all making a resurgence they're all come back around Asia Ole Miss come back around Naomi Campbell walked in like every fucking show in the line

like she yeah she's like what Kate Moss is walking again like people are doing it again like all these because the current models people don't know the models like they used to

like they know Gigi they know Bella they know Carly Kloss they know Kendall Jenner That's it I thought of them as Influencers Yeah like

Right Because they're not like Models Victoria's Secret model Right But Giselle Giselle isn't just those things Like she was a

She's a fashion model And so she needs to like Remind people what the fuck is up Well I think that's why It's funny though Because that's like Tom Brady Being like this is my league Like I'm that dude

You're that girl It's like both just fucking let other people raise your kids and go do your thing. Right, why don't they do that? Go have sex with other people. Do whatever you want. Let other people raise your kids and don't go through this divorce

where you're gonna have to give up all these properties and all this money. Everything about it is like, I say it's embarrassing just in the way of like, it just, I don't know. I would hate for my business to be plastered everywhere like this, whatever, especially when nobody knows

what the fuck it's talking about and but how do you think like Tom Brady feels right now like do you think Tom Brady is embarrassed by the fact that like do you think he's embarrassed by people supporting him

being like yeah man like you still got some good years like fuck your family keep playing football like if I heard that I'd be like alright well I quit now

because these losers are like fuck your family you play football it does probably suck for the kids people being like, well, Tom chose football over the family. Exactly. And that might not even really be the case,

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I knew it no I knew it as soon as you started asking about money I was like ah here we go it is Halloween and that was the that was the genesis

of this whole thing no no no it's Halloween time I threw up my first my first Halloween costume pick did you I put up a Halloween costume pick what was it

I'm wearing a Slytherin uniform is it like is that slutty though it's slutty oh I was going to say can I ask you is that slutty Slyther it? I'm wearing a Slytherin uniform. Is it like slutty though or no? It's slutty, yeah. Oh, I was going to say, can I ask you, is it slutty Slytherin? No, it's slutty Slytherin. I couldn't walk through the halls of Hogwarts in this outfit. That's a fact.

That's a fact. I threw that up there. That's good. I have a bunch of costumes. People send me a lot of costumes. I put what I've been doing. People sent it? Like they bought them and sent them to you?

Sort of, yes. Through my Amazon wish list. Freaks, dude. Through my Amazon wish list. Yo. Do you like it or not? Here's my- Lenny came in here before and he was very poignant. He was like, there's fun horny and there's weird horny.

That's what I was about to get into. Don't be weird horny. That's what I was about to get into. Is it fun horny to send a girl a costume? It is fun horny to send a girl a costume. I am not bothered by that. Well, here's the thing. I have asked specifically.

I was like, I'm going to costumes I want because I bought some myself I want things I want to do but I threw up a bunch of things that I would never buy myself like you know like a playboy bunny costume I've never bought myself one of those in my life because it's basic and losery bro by the way sorry to interrupt do you see playboy just throws nudes on instagram what does that work dude it's crazy and they don't get to take it down. Adam 22 tweeted a picture the other day. Are they allowed? Are they like blurred out nipples or something? The nipple itself is very specifically blurred out.

That's it. I'm looking right now. I'm not seeing any news. Oh my god! Those are just nipples! They're like grainy nipples. They're not even blurred out really. But also when Adam22 tweeted it, he took a screenshot being like,

how the fuck is it that they can do this? Yeah, they can do that. Dude, I still love Playboy. That fucking, that double tap's always going to be there. If there's a naked woman on the internet, it's going to be Glenny Ball. Glenny Ball. Stop.

Like who follows Playboy? Glenny Ball. There's a couple like who follows Playboy Glendiballs there's a couple people on the internet at Barstow you can always count on it's Glendiballs

Riggs Riggs always likes a photo I'll call him out Smoke's gets in the way Tommy Smoke's likes every I wasn't gonna name

all the names by Glendiballs but you guys no no no Riggs is always there and Tommy's always there and that's fucking hilarious and I've said it to Tommy

before Riggs I don't know him like that but he that's fucking hilarious. And I've said it to Tommy before. Riggs, I don't know him like that, but he'll hear it. No, I don't fucking like pictures for this reason exactly. Yeah, yeah. Everybody sees it. Comedian friends stand up.

Yes. And that's about it. That's exactly it. That's exactly it. But anyway, so yeah, Playboy Bunny, I put those kind of things on there. I put some wigs on there.

I put some diamonds. Yeah, I put some Marilyn Monroe costume on there. I did put a couple nice watches on. I put a Chanel watch on there. Did you get it? No. But again, it's Chanel watch through Amazon.

So it's not that fancy. You should do the real red jean. You never know. Maybe I will do a real red jean. You're like brooding bitches with red hair and bangs. It's true. So I put it all up there. And people have sent me pretty much all of it.

So I'm happy about that. So now I just have to take pictures. And you don't have to pay money for all the costumes, yeah, I don't have to pay for all this and I have to buy myself like a costume chest at this point. Like I have just so many, like I have a lot of lingerie, a lot of costumes and I just, there's not room for it in my apartment. I just have too much shit.

I don't want to throw it away. Cause I'm like, you never know. It just feels so funny. Like I'm picturing you like wearing lingerie, like, but not like the- I just like wear it around my house now. Like those are like my casual outfits. It's like lingerie and robes, which is really what i've always wanted for my life i was gonna say

so i i kind of have always viewed you doing that like it's not like the we're about to fuck lingerie it's like the wearing like a silky jacket type of thing over he's kind of like a slip exactly exactly yeah that's what i'm trying to do in one of those holders exactly that's how i picture that's how i and you're picturing me correct. A ghost and the old-timey actress that Kramer lives with in Seinfeld. Yes. You know who I'm talking about? That's exactly me. Bro.

That's exactly me. Bro. The old-timey actress? Bro. That's exactly me. That's the way she talks and acts? Yeah. I was going to say, I just imagined that.

I'm like from the 20s. Yeah, with that mid-Atlantic accent. It's called transatlantic. It's just a called transatlantic yeah that's one of the most fascinating things it's it's not a real accent yeah I know it's not a real accent it's like supposed to be it's like in between America and uh yeah it's like this fake like yeah yeah it's an affected accent I want to say they said like I think I read before it was because of the microphone design originally they're like this just hits it right, like, I think I read before it was because of the microphone design originally. They're like, this just hits it right for, like, movies and stuff. I might have made that shit up.

Interesting. I think it was just, like, if you wanted to feel, like, affluent, you talk like that. Right, for sure. If you know what I'm talking about, you know what I'm talking about. I know what you're talking about in your spot. She's like, Kareemah! Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. It's just like she's in a movie all the time.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. You talk as if you're, like, in a movie. I want to say one thing, though, about the people on OnlyFans. Now, I preface this with I love all my freaks. I appreciate everybody that's subscribed. How many are we at right now? We had the drop-off.

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got the phone call that they were like bulldozing my building in my apartment basically so i have to move to a new apartment which it's the new apartment i found is fucking gorgeous but i can't afford it and without the only fans so it's like i now i need to keep this up like this is a this is how you end up fucking this camera this is how I yeah exactly and so you know I'm not fucking on camera like I said this is how you end up

riding a deuce stunt thing I'll stick it to the wall honestly I you know I would never if you're not actually

fucking a guy's dick it's like is it even really you know sex on camera no I would never I would literally never so Kelly Keegan

OnlyFans freaks are gonna bulldoze the next building yeah we gotta make sure this bitch starts yeah right they're gonnaans freaks are going to bulldoze the next building. Yeah. We got to make sure this bitch starts. Yeah, right. They're going to find my address.

They're going to bulldoze it again. But so there is more pressure on. I need to make sure I keep track of it. However, and maybe this is a brag, I get a lot of DMs. That's lovely.

I appreciate the DMs. I'm always trying to answer them. People, the impatience, I think, is the most frustrating thing. People think that I sit on OnlyFans. frustrating thing people think that i sit on only fans people think that i sit on only fans 24 7 like i don't have a real life or a real job i don't go on only fans i go on it every day at least once maybe twice just to check it out i

just to see if there's anything like urgent or like whatever i don't know urgent what's urgent well people are messaging me fucking times someone will message me like I'll post a photo they'll send me a message I won't respond within 30 seconds and they'll be like wow Keeg's pretty fucked up

and then they'll get like aggressive about it and I need to remind I don't know where I'm looking at I need to remind everybody that I am not a whore I am not a porn star

I am a person I will answer you when I fucking feel like it and I am sick of explaining this to people who come in and act like I owe them anything I I will answer you when I fucking feel like it. And I am sick of explaining this to people who come in and act like I owe them anything. I don't owe you anything.

I don't owe you anything. You don't like it? Leave. Or just be fucking patient. They're not fucking responding to every single thing. That's what I'm saying. But this isn't my job.

This isn't my job. I am dependent on it now. Yes. But it isn't my job. Sure, it's my main force of income. But it isn't my job. But that's not how

I define job. No, no, no. I can still, I just don't want to be broke anymore. I would still be broke and I could have this apartment but still, I just don't, I just don't want to be broke anymore. Like I would still be broke and I could have this apartment, but I would just be really broke. I just don't want to be broke anymore.

But I need people to be a little nicer because I'm not, I'm doing this for fun and you know, for everybody. I'm not doing this for, you know, I'm not, I'm not getting your rocks off every day. Well, therein lies the fence I was going to bring up. Okay. They have a hard dick. Yeah. So it is an emergency.

They're not thinking straight. A hard dick at like not. What am I going to fucking do? It's at like 11 a.m. I get texted at all fucking times of the day. I get texted at 11 a.m. all the time. I guess. And maybe I just am not thinking about it.

It's like trying to wake up. Yeah, I guess that's true. Yeah, true. Well, we're different. We're different. We wake up at funny times. Of course I have a hard day. It's morning wood.

What about like 2 p.m.? 2 p.m.? I have like an influx of messages at 2 p.m. I'm like, what's happening here? And I guess maybe I'm not- I was going to say, you got the work from home people. That's what I'm saying. Everybody's working from fucking home.

Just went to the bathroom a little too long. They're all so horny in the middle of the day. It's just like patience, my friend. You know? Just be patient. I'll get there. I'll get there. You'll come eventually. It's like like patience, my friend. You know, just be patient. I'll get there. I'll get there. You'll come eventually.

It's like, stop. They literally are acting like I am robbing them of the one thing that they need that day. It's like, all you want to do is come. Like, come right now. And we can come back later. Come right later. This is not crazy.

Like, chill out. Everyone needs to chill out. I'm busy. I have a lot of weddings. I'm moving. What's your favorite purchase from your OnlyFans money? What is my favorite purchase?

Oh, I already know. I'm going to Napa for Thanksgiving this year. Travel. Did you buy, is it a tangible thing? First class tickets, both ways. First class tickets. Let's go.

Psyched about it. That was my big little. Are you going to go to Paris with your mom? Yes, but that's, that was going to be in the spring. We were talking about it and we were like, oh, gonna go to Paris With your mom Yes but that's That was going to be In the spring We were talking about it And we were like

Oh whatever But then when all this Apartment stuff happened I was like alright bitch I need to make sure That I can like Keep this consistent Cause I need to like

Now pay like twice as much Rent for an apartment So let's just wait I wanted to do this whole thing Where I was like Flying my whole family out I still might do that I hope they don't listen to this

But we'll see if I can Like it's I'm also nervous for This is how you go broke By the way Yeah I know It's like you're like a rapper Who got the worst person to like exactly i'm the worst person to like give money to because i just want what i want to do always is like show i just want to show

off a little bit like look y'all i've been broke forever now we're going to paris bitch like look at this we're having fun like i don't know such a good job of being like a broke new york city chick for so long. But you've done it in a way, like, you've always lived in a pretty decent spot. You've always been out. You always look nice. Your clothes are nice. Thank you.

You go to nice places. Like, you hide your brokenness. Yeah, totally. And now you're not. I talk about it openly. So we're sitting down here with Anna Delvey today. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Exactly.

It's really like that. But, like, when you, I mean, you must have just had, like, right away that influx of, like, 30 grand or whatever. It was so nice. Well, it was just nice to pay off all my debt. That was another yeah, yeah. Exactly. It's really like that. But like when you, I mean, you must have just had like right away that influx of like 30 grand or whatever. It was so nice. Well, it was just nice to pay off all my debt. That was another thing too. I almost,

I had a moment I was feeling like sentimental and I was in the office and Dave was here. This is so lame. I, in my head, like they, so they. Wait, what'd you forget again now?

Pay the rent. Oh, yeah. Gotta do it, gotta do it. Dave is here and it was, it was weeks after all this OnlyFans stuff happened maybe months

it was whatever last time he was here at that time I was so panicked that they were gonna freak out and be like

you can't do OnlyFans anymore it's like getting out of control blah blah blah whatever and they didn't they just were like

oh whatever have fun with it blah blah blah that's the nice spot to be in cause no I know

it was like Barstool Sports can't be controlling one's bodies no I was so but to be honest like it could have gone differently like things could have could have happened differently at that time It was like, Barstool Sports can't be controlling these bodies. No, I was so. Do what you want, ladies. But to be honest, like, it could have gone differently. Like, things could have happened differently.

At that time, there was nothing I needed more than that influx of cash. Like, I was like, I'm going to, I am not going to, I'm going to have to move home. Like, I really thought, like, shit was going to hit the fan. And all that happened, and it was great. And them saying that and, like, kind of just letting it fly under the radar. I was like, this is sick. That's the moves here for, like, half a second. I don't know what was wrong with me. But I almost, like, got up, went to radar. I was like, this is sick. Last time he was here, for like half a second, I don't know what was wrong with me,

but I almost like got up, went to his office, and was like, hey man, just want to let you know that like this is, that was a really cool thing that you did because I really needed it. Like I almost said it. And then I was like, no, I'm not going to do that. I'm not going to bring it up again. That'd be fucking crazy.

He would be so weird about it. He'd be like, oh, okay. No, I chose not to. I chose not to. Yeah, it would have been fucking weird. It would have been really strange. So I'm really glad I did it. But I did feel that. I did feel that. I'm very thankful for it because I needed it. I chose not to. Yeah, it would have been fucking weird. It would have been really strange. So I'm really glad I did it. But I did feel that.

I did feel that. I'm very thankful for it because I needed it. I needed it bad. And I didn't realize how much I was going to need it like a week later. And then all that shit happened. And can I tell you also too, so my current apartment,

now I just can't wait to get the fuck out of my current apartment because it's such a shithole all of a sudden. Like compared to my new place, I'm like, wow, this place is shithole. See my new place, this is terrible. Yeah, like this place sucks. And so they're, but they're doing construction on my whole building in every single apartment they're just renovating each one they're doing construction i think three or four apartments simultaneously they start construction at 7 30 a.m so i am miserable in my house right now and i just

i can't wait to get the fuck out two weeks i have my i showed kevin a clip the other day i have uh my neighbor upstairs is like an artist, a sculptor. And he's always doing shit. Really? Like at odd hours. He's been there forever. He's got like, whatever you call it, like not rent secured, but whatever. Yeah, yeah.

Like I remember when my real estate agent was showing me the apartment. He's like, that's Valdeer. Who's the man? Like the absolute man. He's like, I bet he pays 200 bucks in rent like he's been there for sure ever yeah and um damn that'd be nice yeah imagine and but he saws all the time and so now after watching dommer like i'll i'll lay in bed and i can just hear song upstairs and i'm like this is i need i need to move now no that's crazy i need to think about Dahmer, that, it psyched me out a little bit too.

Usually I'm not swayed by, I love like a horror or something. I love a serial killer documentary. Like I love, I think I also just really love Evan Peters as a person and an actor. I think he's so good. And he was so good as Jeffrey Dahmer that I was like, I'm kind of like, I can, I can see how people are charmed by him. Like they need to have stop or stop having really good actors play these serial killers because, or hot actors play these serial killers.

Because I'm sexually confused. And it's like, Jeffrey Dahmer's a horrible person. But Evan Peters is hot and a good actor. There are going to be a lot of Jeffrey Dahmer Halloween costumes this year. And there are going to be a lot of girls fucking those guys. And it's fine. You dress up Halloween.

It's bad people and ghosts and murderers. We're going to have that guy too. But it's like, he's an actual murderer and you know about all the things he did. And you chose to dress up as him. Right. And you chose to fuck him. That's crazy. It's kind. You dress up Halloween. It's bad people and ghosts. We don't have that guy, too. But it's like he's an actual murderer, and you know about all the things he did, and you chose to dress up as him, and you chose to fuck him. That's crazy. It's kind of crazy. He's not even really a murderer.

You know this guy, Two-Turn Tony? Yeah, I was just talking about the three days of Dahmer. When he's with his parents, and they kicked him out of the house? Yeah. I've been dying laughing. It's so funny. Two-Turn Tony's hilarious. He cracks me the fuck up.

Can you bring him in here? He's so hot. I've DM'd him. He didn't answer. I'm trying to find a way to get to him. He's our the fuck up. Can you bring him in here? He's so hot. I've DM'd him. He didn't answer. I'm trying to find a way to get to him. He's an OnlyFans star. No, I know he is. I don't pay for his OnlyFans, but I see his...

He paid for his sister's tuition. That's the shit I want to do, though. I mean, again, he puts his dick out for real. I mean, he's like, oh, really? Oh, yeah. He's a legit OnlyFans guy. He looks like a male stripper. He's hot.

Have you not seen him? No. Kevin told me about it he's really funny I can't believe his thing came right up he like literally

runs into he's like a Dan Bilzerian light yeah he's not without the guns he's way cooler Dan's an asshole

he's funny he fucks his family Tony runs into the room and he has a duffel bag of cash and he fucking smashes his sister with it and goes like

congratulations my dick just paid for your tuition and he's funny about it and then she's like sentimental and crying and he's like I literally paid

for your college with my cock he does it in a funny way he's got a pet duck you know what he reminds me of it reminds me of like the Margeras literally is that

what I said is that what you said yeah yeah yeah the Margeras but he's like you know the ski mask girl she's like another she's like this hot's like you know the ski mask girl no she's like another

she's like this hot blonde chick who wears a ski mask to keep her yeah and they either fuck or are dating or friends I think they're like dating or something

and so he always is like he has like just like three or four hot bitches in fucking ski masks bikinis in his house in his mom's house

and they're like funneling beers and like slapping each other on the ass and the mom's like Anthony get the fuck out of there and that's the and they're like funneling beers and like slapping each other on the ass and the mom's like Anthony get the fuck out of there and at this point they play along

he like hot boxes his grandma all the time yeah the grandma's cool as shit they have like a space helmet they like get high give them brownies that like he doesn't tell them they're getting high

and then they're high it's like probably a little bit of an act but also very funny it's fun it's fun it's a place that I would love to get to him dressing up as Jeffrey Dahmer though I was like

okay well you look hot so it's like what am I to. It's like him dressing up as Jeffrey Dahmer though. I was like, okay, well you look hot. So it's like, what am I supposed to do? Like I would fuck you dressed as Jeffrey Dahmer. Exactly. That's what I'm saying. So hot people need to stop dressing like Jeffrey Dahmer because it's confusing for us.

You know what I mean? For us ladies. It's confusing. I don't want to have to, you know, I had hot takes, I had hot takes about, about Ted Bundy when Ted Bundy was on.

And unfortunately, Zac Efron was Ted Bundy. And it's like, well, Zac Efron is so hot. Obviously I'm going to think Ted Bundy is hot in this show like what am I supposed to do I understand the charm

because Zac Efron's playing it right he's charming the pants off me like I don't know what you want me to say but at least Dahmer was like that movie

what a creep though he was gross you're not attractive he's such a creep you're fucking roadkill I thought it was really good it was so good

like it got like reactions out of me usually I'm kind of just like whatever it's blah that was like I loved What's Her Face as the neighbor

I don't know Glenda Cleveland yeah Glenda Cleveland was her real name did you watch Blonde yes I fucking did did you watch it I started to watch it

I saw Chris Castellani talking about how it was terrible and how it's fake it's not really so i it's all fake i read i read all of these quotes from this the director being like the quotes from the director he's a fucking like asshole he was just like yeah uh this is just like about a girl who kills herself like that's it and and and then really really breaking it down to brass yeah and then the interviewer was like, what about her civil rights movement?

And what about her, this movement and these things that she did? And he was like, I don't care about those. Like nobody cares about that. This is the thing that I think happened. And then was like, well, they said, what do you think about the people who are going to watch that and be like,

oh, I think that this is real when it's not. He basically just said, I didn't make a movie about her real life. I just made a movie about Marilyn Monroe. That's it. And I think everyone's going to understand that. And I watched the first 10 minutes and it's so serious. And it's shot so cinematically.

It's like, no, no. This was a very real and serious movie that you just made up what actually happened. The entire movie seems like a biography movie. Like something like that. But here's the issue. This was just a... Or here's what I think happened. Here's what I think happened.

I think that this director wanted to make a movie about a Hollywood starlet going through troubles and then killing herself and then starring Ana de Armas and then at the last second decided,

oh, she's gonna be Marilyn Monroe because she still has an accent in the movie. The whole time she has her accent. She does not sound like Marilyn Monroe for a second. She doesn't look like her at all. There are a couple of far away shots where she's squinty eyed performing. Where she just looks like somebody dressed like Marilyn Monroe.

It should have been Kate Upton. It should have been Kate Upton. She's not like a box some white chick. She has a full blown accent. Everything I've seen is like, they might hate the movie, but everyone loves her performance. No, no. She's a great actress, but it's like a ridiculous movie. It's not a... I would put that movie

at Sundance. This is very much Emperor's New Clothes, I think, going on right now. She's a good actress. She's crying. She's an excellent actress. Excellent actress. That's no joke. But it's not Marilyn Monroe. She's done bullshit before this, funny shit, knives out, whatever. This is a little bit of her coming out party. But it's also like...

No, she's done... Has she? Yeah. I think that she's more seasoned than that. I just think of her as that girl in that Keanu Reeves threesome movie and Knives Out. What did I see her in threesome?

Deep Water with Ben Affleck. They were dating for a minute too. The Gray Man. The Gray Man. Knives Out. No, those are all bullshit. Knock, knock. No Time to Die.

She was in Blade Runner. Two seconds. Yeah Knock No Time to Die she was in Blade Runner yeah No Time to Die I was specifically thinking of like is the greatest fraud marketing in the history of the world because she blew up over the because she was supposed to come out

before the pandemic right before no it was supposed to come out the same month as Knives Out I think or maybe two months after Knives Out

yes and then the pandemic happened because that came out in like December and then they so they cancelled production she became the it girl and she became the it girl

so then she became the focus of like all the trailers. Yeah. And she never has a wardrobe change in the movie. Yeah, she wears one dress. She's in one scene. One dress in one scene. That's the whole fucking movie. It is crazy. It's nuts. I do think though like the movie is one of those things. I don't know enough about movies to

know whether it is shot well or whatever. But it looks like they go from black and white to color and it looks old sometimes and new sometimes. And they shoot it from far away with one still camera. And I'm like, I don't know if this is good, but I know you're trying to do it good. And I think everyone is like, oh, 10 minute ovation. But it's like, I don't know.

Is it actually good? Well, no, here's what I'll tell you about that as well. I thought it was shot well. I thought all of the acting was phenomenal. Adrian Brody was in it as well as her, played Arthur Miller, her husband or whatever for a minute he was excellent every like scene she did she was clearly like a troubled

girl it was just like a fake story about Marilyn Monroe that was on the screen the problem that I had with the fucking movie is that first of all it was three hours it was long as fuck three hours two hours 47 minutes yes long as fuck three I think it was three times,

three separate times, they kept doing these cuts to, I don't even know how to describe it, like a 3D baby in a womb or something. And it was very clearly anti-choice. It was very clearly like, the first time she got pregnant, it was either the baby or the role.

And she chose the role and they showed the abortion scene and it was her like on the table, you know, awake and the doctor like strapping her in and her being like, please, I changed my mind. Slicing her open with an axe.

And they're like, no! And they show like POV from inside your cervix and it's fucking crazy. Yes! And then they do it again. She like falls and she's pregnant again. She falls. She hurts herself.

She loses the baby. And then it's the baby is talking to her. She's sitting in a field and the baby is like, are you going to keep me this time? You chose to get rid of me last time. That was your choice. It was like an anti-abortion ad. I was like, what is happening right now? I saw Planned Parenthood.

I was high, but I was like, this is fucking crazy. What are we talking about right here? I'm pretty sure she didn't ever have an abortion, too. And that was all lies. No. I don't know if she did or not. She had a miscarriage, for sure. I think she had one abortion and then a miscarriage.

But they portray her as having three abortions. Yes. And it was fucking crazy. And weird. Weird. Imagine you have a scene like that, but you're the director being like, this is just like a fluff movie. I'm going to pull it up. I sent it to you.

It's about a woman who's going to eventually kill herself. We're just biding time until she kills herself. Yeah, we're just filling in the yada yada yada. Until she takes a bunch of pills. Is that how she kills herself?

Uh-huh. Is that how she kills herself? I don't even know. Yeah, she takes a bunch of pills. Fuck, I gotta find this. Yeah, you could have. You could have nailed it. It's either a bathtub with a razor

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You can just get it in real time every Wednesday So you're doing it live and then it posts right away? No it's not live at all anymore But you can still call in for voicemails You can still do DMs things like that Which are fun as fuck I love doing the voicemails you can still do dms things like that which are fun as fuck i love doing the voicemail it'll be so much more relaxed yeah yeah it was relaxing to do it it made me feel good yeah not having like crunch into 15 minutes for breaks and

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